beowuuf: and for those waiting in chat, behold the coolest new twist on an existing command:
beowuuf: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Is that for when it's offline?
beowuuf: yup :) thank tehamelie for wishing it could be so, then mrphlp for doing it (i believe) :)
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> Trapped in technology hell all week, the newest TTC is finally here! | @Graham_LRR, @UnarmedOracle, and @coachNellyMTG look at cards from Historic Horizons and Midnight Hunt. | https://youtu.be/pkONEEY7O5E || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1428821671213821955
TehAmelie: it's true, i did literally nothing and then MrPhlip made it
beowuuf: "it was the least I could do" :p
TehAmelie: i forget what !updog is supposed to be for, other than frightening streamers when they're deep in the stream and lose all concept of time
beowuuf: if i had to guess, it would be literally a single chat comment lost to time, or a single streamer comment buried in vods :D
Metric_Furlong: it used to be the same as !uptime but multiplied the result by 7
TehAmelie: and making chat ask "what's updog?" of course
Metric_Furlong: I suspect may have been after people had been using that for a bit, so as to "get 'em" as the kids say
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: It's just ahead.
Metric_Furlong: *may have been changed to the current incarnation
TehAmelie: no, it just does that now when the stream is off
Metric_Furlong: ah, I see
beowuuf: i beleive the stream time still works, this is just a replacement message instead of 'the stream isn't online right now'
LordZarano: People ask "What's updog?" and "Why is updog?" but does anyone ever ask "How is updog?"
Metric_Furlong: learned things today
beowuuf: they never have to ask where is updog, because the clue is in the name
TehAmelie: because when else should Lrrbot say "not much, what's up with you dogg?"
kusinohki: no one talks about downcat though...
Metric_Furlong: also, apropros of nothing, the thing I've occasionally joked about over the years has happened, and I may have been tasked with doing an obfuscated poll for someone else's benefit?
beowuuf: it used to be low-lcat, but ...
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
beowuuf: all that hard work paid off metric!
TehAmelie: i miss all the cat memes
beowuuf: ceiling cat is no longer watching you miss them :(
TehAmelie: longcat, speedycat, even tacgnol
Metric_Furlong: (may have to cut the list of options down a bit, so don't have one ready to go right now or anything)
Metric_Furlong: also, it's mostly things I've actually seen, which opens up other avenues for obfuscation possibilities
TheAinMAP: Title change.
beowuuf: oooh
Metric_Furlong: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
NovaTiempo: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WE ARE LIVE
Orgmastron: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
TehAmelie: i remember once spending a whole day drawing a longcat on the biggest canvas MS Paint could support. but then i couldn't open it
LordZarano: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROWS
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
saiarcot895: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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beowuuf: can god draw a cat meme even they couldn't open?
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
TehAmelie: we get lrrSIG
NovaTiempo: anyone else going to miss Graham go "click, tick, pop"?
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Drasvin: The 4 year!
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frnknstn: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: i'm trying to work out if there's a message? see no evil, mock no evil, dance no evil?
beowuuf: @NovaTiempo it's the end of an era... hopefully...
NovaTiempo: Paul preventing himself from screen cheating
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, right, in this episode of Chillpoint, Beej and Heather will be in the same room again! ...wait, hang on...
LordZarano: @NovaTiempo I'm thinking that might be Paul's intro
CAKHost: I was kind of hoping that Graham would do something to pull the mug towards him when he was moving closer to Beej. When he didn't I was like "No!...Your friend...! D:" Was relieved to see it back by him in the next shot lrrHEART
TehAmelie: we WON'T have an optical illusion of Beej and Heather being separated maybe?
GapFiller: TehAmelie they tried that once
flouncy_magooo: @TehAmelie It was an illusion all along???
GapFiller: turns out havign them nxt to each other looks wyrd
beowuuf: it's tiiiiiiime for the main event :p
SnyperWoIf: Are Beej and Heather the same person?
Drasvin: lrrFINE
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
beowuuf: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
RockPusher: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
PharaohBender27: katesLol
beowuuf: lol
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
flouncy_magooo: It takes four to connect
Snowcookies: it takes three to make Chillpoint happen
beowuuf: one to chill, one to point, and one to be the plus one
TehAmelie: o hai
beowuuf: uuuuh
Orgmastron: LEWD
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GapFiller: OHHH
SnyperWoIf: Clink
beowuuf: wow, paul did it, the madman!
KV1NN4: oh goodness!
Simonark: Oh, right, Paul's a sorcerer.
KV1NN4: XD
CAKHost: Technology fun! :D
SnyperWoIf: Whoa is paul really small!?!
Akaiatana: Where we're going, we don't need that microphone
fiddlerkillerofkings: hello
TheMerricat: WOOT on being able to get closer BTW :)
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
GapFiller: yeh its been a while
SnyperWoIf: Symbolism!
RockPusher: Change is weird, okay lrrBEEJ
Laserbeaks_Fury: Chreon Kenfield is even more a thing in DBD, where they both occupy the same space. (Chris is an alt outfit for Leon)
Nigouki: whatever you do don't do what Alberta and Ontario did
TheMerricat: :D
saucemaster5000: and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
GapFiller: Ben x Adam got kinda emotional on Tuesday ngl
CAKHost: Totally okay, Heather. :)
beowuuf: we've had beej and graham in the same stream, then beej amd graham in the same youtube video, soon, they will be *in your house*
Simonark: Ian's having a long enough weekend already without extra special events.
SnyperWoIf: Adam joy crying was just super sweet
RockPusher: The loud boi reunion was wonderful
LordZarano: LRRmans is tomorrow right?
beowuuf: yup
CAKHost: Yep!
beowuuf: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
jessieimproved: The spoopy boys made my heart full lrrHEART
Snowcookies: yay checkpoint
TheMerricat: Just when you thought Epic couldn't become scummier
GapFiller: is there anything Fork Knife wont rip off
GapFiller: dont answer that
SnyperWoIf: fork knife!?!
beowuuf: that tweet was great
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or even iterating the hidden role genre
AveryCorvus: Among Us is a variant of werewolf, but it DOES have unique traits
beowuuf: usually people try to change at least 10% :p
Mai_Andra: I still expect the LLR bit to go directly into the Checkpoint opening, and anything else just sounds wrong...
TheMerricat: Ripping off the layout of your map....
DeM0nFiRe: The tasks bit is probably from Space Station 13, which is basically a much more complicated Among Us
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
Twilight_Spark: The topology!
Snowcookies: remember when they only had 3 workers on their team? they definitely deserve to be compensated
Akaiatana: Y shape versus T shape is a very minor thing
RockPusher: All the better to onboard Among Us's players 'cause they already 'know the map'
TheMerricat: And you know the sad part, some idiot in EA is probably upset because the Among Us devs called them out because they feel as if this was "giving them exposure" or some other bullshit.
KinoGami: what does EA have to do with this
TheMerricat: I meant Epic, they are all the same basket these days :)
beowuuf: among us bought by disney, checkmate ea :p
TehAmelie: from what i know of Fortnight their whole design doctrine is copying popular stuff
LordZarano: Someone already made Amongus in Minecraft
Bionull: I appreciate my 80 free games from Epic but no real plan to give them money.
Metric_Furlong: Timothy Epic
beowuuf: timothan sweeneytodd
Snowcookies: Tim Epic of Epic fame
SnyperWoIf: timepic?
SnyperWoIf: mepic
flouncy_magooo: I go to Fortnite to clip my toenails
TehAmelie: like Second Life, but more popular eh
Bionull: @TehAmelie No, that's VR Chat
GapFiller: if Tim is really srs abt that he shd allow adult content in Fork Knife
TheMerricat: I have so many free games from Epic and I haven't installed a single one of them....
flouncy_magooo: @GapFiller OnlyForts
GapFiller: flouncy_magooo that wrote itself it really did
Bionull: You didn't install Enter the Gungeon?
TehAmelie: i'm all in on the free games but i tend to forget Epic exists and i don't know how many freebies i've missed
TheMerricat: @Bionull so far the only games that I got for free from them that I didn't already own on Steam were exclusives that I haven't really been interested in playing yet. I've got just under 3,000 games on Steam so....
TheMerricat: For the most part I claim free games on Epic to ensure the devs get some moola
Bionull: Fair.
Mai_Andra: I'm still salty about Epic deleting Paragon as soon as Fortnite started making money...
RockPusher: Loser pays still requires you to be able to pay the full cost until you win
IbunWest: Imitation is a lot less flattering when the entity doing the imitating is significantly more popular than the one they are imitating.
Saxpython: Does Epic have anyone with an axe to grind
Saxpython: thinking Gawker vHogan +Thiel
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
Saxpython: lol
RockPusher: Is that a cousin of Bob Kermin?
SnyperWoIf: benscent?
TehAmelie: or Bob Dime if Tencent wants to do it in secret
TheMerricat: It still blows my mind that the Among Us devs made Henry Stickman before Among Us.... I don't know why the styles are similar but....
IbunWest: Integrity doesn’t put food on the table.
xantos69: Selling out so you are taken care of for the rest of your life is a great option. Honestly that's the dream. If you do that right and smart...Then you can go work on whatever you want because you are passionate about it instead of because you have to.
NovaTiempo: lrrCOW
Mai_Andra: Get that cash, get your life set, then start a new studio for your hobby. voxyHype
TheMerricat: I fully support any dev taking as much money from Epic as they can before Tencent is lined up against the wall in China due to the government deciding they are the new scapegoats.
IbunWest: Weren’t they working on the sequel when the first game blew up?
TheMerricat: @IbunWest I don't know if they were working on it or if they saw the game was coming back alive and thought it would be better to make a sequel than updating the original
RockPusher: benginTraitor lrrHEATHER
Orgmastron: @IbunWest Yes, and now they're rolling a lot of changes they were planning for the sequel into the original
LordZarano: Leon!
jessieimproved: Mister Kennedy
SajuukSjet: Chreon is also the ship name for Chris and Leon :P
SajuukSjet: i was laughing so hard through that story
TehAmelie: Chris L Kennedy
TheMerricat: Has anyone else been following the discussion over indie game dev contracts and how shitty they are?
GapFiller: still theres degrees of awfulness
Mai_Andra: The hat comes with Resident Evil Boss HP. Even with headshots, you have to empty all ammunition from at least two weapons before you get close.
GapFiller: some kinds of awfulness are worse than others
Driosenth: Any company that is beholden shareholders has the only goal of growing their shairprice
Snowcookies: yeah
TheMerricat: at the end of the day the lines WE draw in the sand are merely symbolic, as nothing we are doing actually resolved the issue.
DeM0nFiRe: The way I think of it is there are A LOT of battles anyone could be fighting, but no one can fight them all, so everyone has to choose for themselves what battles to fight
11toaman: More like a sand fractal
Driosenth: How hard is it drawing a sand gradient?
SnyperWoIf: But typically, having good leadership makes a company more profitable. Having dude bros that sexually assault lots of staff and make them leave is actually bad for business!
PharaohBender27: "Look, we just overwork our employees, we don't harass them!"
11toaman: What do gamers hate more than playing video games?
TheMerricat: 90% they were trying to move the games to their own storefront.
RonaldMcDownload: "We didn't think they'd notice."
PharaohBender27: "Our market research indicated players didn't actually want to play games"
Saxpython: Hello Fellow Gamers
keroan0: God I missed The Consumerist
TehAmelie: i'd give my money to the company with the guts to call their customers customers
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun "Thanks for visiting Consumerist.com. As of October 2017, Consumerist is no longer producing new content, but feel free to browse through our archives. "
PharaohBender27: Ah, yes - "surprise mechanics"
Laserbeaks_Fury: So many rakes...
SnyperWoIf: My old house sometimes has surprise mechanics
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, it was gamers being whiny babies in promoting EA over companies like... BLACKWATER.
Saxpython: Statutory Bad is worse than Bad
Micsig: just ctbt
Mai_Andra: just Capitalists doing a Capitalism. ..
PharaohBender27: O_o
Metric_Furlong: they gave them away
SajuukSjet: i don't think that them pulling the games off the store means that people who have purchased/gotten them can't still download it
SajuukSjet: at least, that's the usual situation with GoG games...
Saxpython: +1 toy metaphor
AshBurnem: I am so sorry, Beej
Snowcookies: My mom once threw away a toy behind my back because it was ripping apart but it was my fave toy
couldntpickausername: I mean, Ultima Underworld 1 and 2 are like 2 of my favorite games ever and better than most RPGs I've played
Mai_Andra: It's a cryin' shame... unarmeOkay
SajuukSjet: non-consensual modification of one's environment, essentially
Izandai: Better advice: Don't get rid of your kid's things without asking them for permission.
TehAmelie: i threw away my own old toys and comic books
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wow, Jetfire was a big one
electra310: You don't need to play with them so much as you need to keep them organized so your parents don't think they need to do a goodwill run
beowuuf: sadder, i was the one who gave them away :( alas poor soundwave and menasor
GapFiller: and the PC98
GapFiller: or it mightve been the PC88 back then
AshBurnem: Beowuuf, there's a new Menasor going to be coming out next year.
AshBurnem: Well, most of him. Motormaster, Dead End, and another of the limbs have been leaked, iirc.
ashteranic: also there's been a dip in releases both because of the post-summer lull and covid
ashteranic: bunch of games delayed to 2022, etc
EvilBadman: No supply and XSX/PS5 don't have a deep catalog of games specifically for them
GapFiller: lotta people wanna stay in shape
niccus: wishing oled preorders would come back
RockPusher: Microsoft *laughs in revenue*
KinoGami: i don't think microsoft makes the list very often in japan
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PharaohBender27: NDA?
Saxpython: non-disclosure agreement
TheMerricat: Just consider how scummy you have to be to try to strong arm employees leaving your company to not talk to the government, just the fact that it's blatantly illegal to do that....
PharaohBender27: Dammit, Bob!
TheMerricat: Beej is being extremely generous.
SnyperWoIf: Is that one of the GBA Castlevanias?
Driosenth: I'm surprised you didn't cover the inevitable Skyrim port for the new consoles
Snowcookies: aw
TheMerricat: @Driosenth I don't think that was announced in time for them to make any hay out of it.
shendaras: I would say that some NDAs (and other agreements) have clauses which are unenforceable, too, but they don't tell you that.
TheMerricat: Or are you not talking about the new Skyrim that was announced late yesterday?
Mai_Andra: Castloid Metvanias
SK__Ren: Portrait of Ruin?
Metric_Furlong: Super Mario 64?
Mai_Andra: Super Mario 3D?
Saxpython: 5.99 for Clocktower 3
LordZarano: Super Mario 64?
SnyperWoIf: There are like 2 or 3 really good GBA games
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TheMerricat waves at @Too_Many_Knives from the VOD
SnyperWoIf: GBA *castlevania games
Saxpython: imagine pay to win Medusa heads. ugh
Oghara: !schedule
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couldntpickausername: if I wanted to kill the same enemy 500 times I'd play a roguelite
CAKHost: @Saxpython Why would you put that out there?!
Bezekric: f***onami
AshBurnem: Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. FucKonami.
Metric_Furlong: note that Ghost Trick, a normal game, is also available on ios
TehAmelie: pay 10 cents to get rid of one medusa head
Saxpython: Sorry!
cuttlefishman: Do you remember the horse boyfriend one from Now Kiss
Metric_Furlong: cuttlefishman I don't think anyone could forget
GapFiller: cuttlefishman who can forget that
Metric_Furlong: My Horse Prince
LurkerSpine: why the hell didn't they use a 'k' instead of 'c'?!
Foxmar320: Pokemon Breath of the Wild
Wolfstrike_NL: 2 new evo's and 2 new regionals
CAKHost: @Saxpython Not upset at you for the idea! But totally agree with you on that would suck if they do...
MolaMolaphant: regional NEW EVOLUTIONS included. stantler and basculin evos are new pokemon
BrookJustBones: And a complete rework of pokemon cafe mix for some reason
CAKHost: Bad Konami, no biscuit
kynelwynn: It's a ?Fu dog/fu-lion!
Mysticman89: I thought we established earlier that EA is in fact the worst, konami can't also be the worst
LurkerSpine: @mysticman89 I think they can all be the worst
Gadora: And you can maybe get more attacks in, depending on your speed?
Mai_Andra: I think it's more like FF "active- yeah, what Beej said.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: If it's FFX style turn based I'm into it. I hate old-style ATB though.
Wolfstrike_NL: bit of monster hunter style
KeytarCat: FFX
Laserbeaks_Fury: Reminds me of Child of Light
Mai_Andra: Like that "Lord of the Rings" game that was sort of a clone from Final Fantasy X. xivGoob
BrindleBoar: there are a couple of games with similar combat mechanics
MolaMolaphant: would you say it's... de-light-ful?
BrookJustBones: It is going to be interesting to see how priority moves will interact with the system
Laserbeaks_Fury: Monster Hunter style
Wolfstrike_NL: also, competitive battles will continue on SW/SH, not on the newer games
Mai_Andra: I wonder if I can find my GameCube... I kind of want to play "The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age" again now...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Re: re: re: fw: Pokemon Cafe Remix
CAKHost: Oh god, I just had a wicked case of realizing that Pokemon is nearly 30 years old now. I can feel my 35 years on my back...
Mai_Andra: Pokémon Wark and Pokémon Kweh
Metric_Furlong: like James Turner
GapFiller: Green and Red were released in Japan in Feb 1996
LurkerSpine: I stopped playing because there's too many Pokemon
jacobsh97: I think the new remakes aren't being developed by Game Freak
Vyous: arc-ee-us I think?
LurkerSpine: it's a hard c
Invitare: It's Arch + Zeus. So it's a k sound
Bezekric: What would pokemon be now, if we would be able to make more money
Juliamon: The pronunciation varies even in official media
CAKHost: I am looking forward to the new Pokemon Legends: Arceus game...I'm still bummed though that they are still using the wording of say "Zubat used wing attack!" and then shows the actual battle animation after
Bezekric: And by more, we mean all of the money
Mai_Andra: Pokedex says: Arceus アルセウス
CAKHost: It should be "Zubat uses wing attack!" because the attack hasn't happen yet!
DeM0nFiRe: Instructions unclear, sent a platypus to LRR
BrindleBoar: "Gotta catch a quorum!"
Metric_Furlong: they set themselves up from gen 4, no one cared back in that day when Gen 3 didn't include all the 'mons from the first two gens
Saxpython: Agent P?
Metric_Furlong: *back in the day
3and4fifths: Does Bengineering count?
CAKHost: (grammar nitpick aside I am looking forward to the game)
Micsig: owned nerds
Angnor33: Arkeus
Qvdv: LUL
Juliamon: I mean, Zorua is "Zoroa" in Katakana
Angreed66: That's a limitation of Japenese pronunciation
LurkerSpine: The developers literally told IGN that it's Arc-eus
mowdownjoe: BRB> Kicking Beej from LRRcord for Gatekeeping. Kappa
salatfresse: Ahhh Marriage!
Invitare: That makes no sense, c becoming s before i/e is an English thing
gsumbreon: Silvally's ability is supposed to be a pun on "arceus"
RockPusher: Can't sleep, someone is right on the Internet!
Vyous: Gamefreak changed the pronunciation when it was localized. It's with a kee
badpandabear: Poor Paul
Metric_Furlong: chat, stop dishonouring glorious Nihon
Saxpython: I named my Arcerus Bulbasaur
Angnor33: We shall call this pokemon Jim
RockPusher: Super Kiryu Ball!
saucemaster5000: nucular. it's pronounced nucular
Mystaira: it wouldn't be ka, it would be ki. XD
Saxpython: @angnor33 +1
NightValien28: KAZUMA KIRYU joins the ball
accountmadeforants: Were people arguing about how Arceus was pronounced? I figured we all knew it was Ay Arr Kuh-Zeus!
GapFiller: Beej DOES have the edge in being able to verbally read out the pronunciation
nymistrya: Lol Paul with the hard pivot
TehAmelie: Super Monkey Balls?
GapFiller: which is more than any of us have got
Angnor33: @saucemaster5000 LOL
Pyroxx___: they pronounce it like k in the anime
RockPusher: Kiryu is gonna dad the heck outta those monkeys!
LurkerSpine: I have the word of the actual team?
GapFiller: its always felt imo kinda sus to dictate how a word is pronounced in one format entirely within another
NightValien28: the yakuza 5 did that already
GapFiller: like telling someone how to say a word aloud exclusively via the written word
RockPusher: I would pay good money to see Kiryu in one of the Miku games
kynelwynn: Miku singing Baka mitai?
Saxpython: Coming to a Rhythm Cade near you?
Mysticman89: Maybe roll in with some bayonetta
TehAmelie: it can be Sega's Smash bros
NightValien28: kynelwynn miku sings like a butterfly
RockPusher: Salaryman Games!
RockPusher: \o/
TehAmelie: !smash
LRRbot: Put LocoRoco in Smash, you cowards!
Foxmar320: SEGA new Jet Set Radio please
GapFiller: Salaryman Simulator When!?
Akaiatana: Fortnite vs Yakuza, for Snowcrash
Metric_Furlong: Sega technically own the Total War games, right?
BrindleBoar: The Ubification of Yakuza?
frnknstn: that game exists, it is called Fortnite
kusinohki: does this bring us back to fort nite? the one game to rule them all?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
MWGNZ: just like all life eventually becomes crab, all sega eventually becomes yakuza
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RockPusher: Ignore plot, play golf tournaments
Juliamon: "Put Smash in Yakuza" is one of the !smash results for a reason
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aerobeing: I kinda wonder sometimes about different games in one. Maybe streamed from a supercomputer so it can have super-graphics.
GapFiller: oh phunny Fork Knife tangent (which mightve come up cant remember): BBC used the Fork Knife Engine for their Olympic coverage
BrindleBoar: I still don't understand the decision to have the cart be a physics object instead of on rails.
DiamondMX: That's not the cool glitch, the fox one is the cool glitch.
kynelwynn: the debug involving an actual bug
PharaohBender27: Of course
RockPusher: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE
TehAmelie: Yakuza and Minecraft and Fortnite and Shenmue will morph into a continuous game where you can recursively play every game within the game
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
GapFiller: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: Did someone say escher3BEE s!?
CAKHost: Don't blame bees!
RockPusher: PowerUpL escher3ANGRY PowerUpR
IbunWest: cliffS
NightValien28: awesome
mitomanox: lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrSHINE
NovaTiempo: Excellent
AtomicAlchemical: PrideLaugh
mitomanox: lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE
RockPusher: escher3BEE lrrCOW
Foxmar320: I try and lead people to tressure yes
kusinohki: so then they made carts have irresistable force and...
yomidian: please stop praying for my bee, you're making him too powerful. he broke the cart and the devs cant stop him
CAKHost: Car: *moving* Bee: Not anymore! YEET
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE
PharaohBender27: escher3FOX
TheMerricat: @BrindleBoar primarily because it's used later on in the game as a standard asset and they didn't want to create two versions of it.
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE escher3FOX foxmarLOVE escher3FOX
TheAinMAP: escher3FOX
Foxmar320: Did they ever fix the out of bounds tressure chest in White Run? Thats a fun one.
fcloud: wow beej really memorized this whole explanation
couldntpickausername: but what does the fox say?
Foxmar320: This all sounds accurate so far. I do like to avoid combat
Saxpython: beej derived it from 1st principles
CAKHost: [Fox noises]
TheMerricat: @Foxmar320 almost all of the out of bounds chests in Skyrim are actually shopkeeper inventories. They have to exist for the store to work but obviously they don't want you to be able to reach them. There are a few that you can actually get to without cheating though, one in Dawnstar is infamous about it.
NovaTiempo: Emergent behaviour is amazing
Foxmar320: TheMerricat Dawnstar one is so easy. At least the White Run one you have to work for :P
Foxmar320: You can pet the foxes in Ghost
TimIAm: More like Skynet, amirite
Foxmar320: You can get a pet fox in Assassin's Creed Valhalla but you can't pet it :(
kynelwynn: this just needs to be a video game trope. Foxes lead to treasure
Kuhfeek: path of least resistance translates to way too many things
KeytarCat: 100 triangles in as little distance as possible
NovaTiempo: again.
shendaras: It's a nice piece of emergent behavior.
Driosenth: it has fishing
NightValien28: again again again again again
Styxseus: or X distance in as few triangles as possible
Foxmar320: lol
TheMerricat: Coming out in Nov. If you own the Special Edition you get it for free.
Foxmar320: I own it for 360 thats it.
Angnor33: Waiting for Skyrim on my graphing calculator
CAKHost: "New Skyrim", as a phrase doesn't mean a lot to me, TBH
Mai_Andra: I like Oblivion. xivGoob
kynelwynn: doom on the refrigerator
CAKHost: I love Oblivion!
Ba_Dum_Tish: At this point if bought a fridge I would expect skyrim on it
CAKHost: I just had fun being the Gray Fox :3
shendaras: They're aiming for the people born since Skyrim was last released and who are old enough to play it now.
TheMerricat: The hook for this version is it includes 500 of the Creation Club mods built in, so it'll be a different experience.
Driosenth: at this point I think Skyrim will be on every console that will ever be released for the rest of my lifetime
Mai_Andra: I was hyped for Skyrim in PSVR, but my vision was bad. I might just need better hardware...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Skyrim for the Jaguar
NovaTiempo: ah, yes. :)
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: Hoo boy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no eve
GapFiller: these are never not good
DesperadoZod: Eve!
Juliamon: yassss EVE news
couldntpickausername: Skyrim on everything from Switch to microwaves and I still can't buy SOTN on PC
BrookJustBones: sergePeek
Metric_Furlong: lrrGOAT
Seth_Erickson: The Big War 👀
DesperadoZod: Is this the war to wipe out Goonswarm?
CAKHost: Can we call it the "Deep Space War"? I like that name
TehAmelie: it's a one-way translation of dollars into isk
Micsig: haven't actually followed eve all pandemic
beowuuf: O.O
LordZarano: Doom is clearly the game with the most unofficial ports, does Skyrim have the most official ports?
DesperadoZod: Yes! It's the war to clean up the toxicity of Eve!
Micsig: fug gons etc
GapFiller: LordZarano can they fit Skyrim onna microwave oven display
Metric_Furlong: from The Old Internet
GapFiller: nice nose tap there Beej
TheMerricat: Oh chat, in other 'remake' news don't forget to try out the new Quake 1 remake if you own Quake 1 on Steam. It's quite good.
NovaTiempo: Their mascot is a bee
GapFiller: we all know yr history Beej dont worry
Micsig: There was a war to wipe out goons before
Saxpython: world war Beej 2
Mai_Andra: I always liked hanging out in EVE. The space, the music...
CAKHost: I love how vibing Beej is being during this XD
DiamondMX: Oh No!
beowuuf: oh no
TehAmelie: they like it if you announce your wars to the GMs in advance so they can brace the servers in the right place. . .
kynelwynn: But war. War never changes!
GapFiller: lrrFINE nalvIsfine
NovaTiempo: Not just a *little* more diverse, either. 100 x more part complexity
Saxpython: Allies cracked the enigma machine. Patch incomming
Micsig: economy based war
Micsig: and morale
BlindProphet32: Its a war of very slow attrition
CAKHost: You have to make the opponent tap out
DoodlestheGreat: A new ship and a new body.
BrindleBoar: Emprah'd
Sogheim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Sogheim: Beard looks nice, Paul! Beard resub hype!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sogheim! (Today's storm count: 21)
DoodlestheGreat: GOOOOOOONS!
TwitchTVsFrank: @saxpython sg-41 is a just that
rainmaker48: ah just like the famous winter update in russia that stopped Napoleon
Micsig: they are a long time alliance who probably had massive backlog of resources
DoodlestheGreat: The Imperium won because they use economic warfare as well as the regular kind.
Saxpython: @twitchtvsfrank +1
Bezekric: I mean, all of the microtransaction shitfuckeries-of-games waste "resources" in a much larger scale all the time, but I guess that doesn't sound as cool as E-O stuff
Mai_Andra: Some people horde all resources, not just the expensive ones.
DesperadoZod: He's been called a few names from WW2
DoodlestheGreat: Mittens is a former corporate lawyer. NOBODY knows how to screw you over better than a corporate lawyer.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
saiarcot895: oh boy
DoodlestheGreat: That's Goonswarm!
NovaTiempo: some of each Beej
DiamondMX: Goonswarm are interesting, but from what I hear, they are not nice.
TehAmelie: yeah. you can convert money into game money but you can basically only buy things players make
DoodlestheGreat: Mix of both, Beej.
Mai_Andra: Any large corporation will have full time mining fleets.
DesperadoZod: It's a constant process, Beej. Part of the war is protecting the areas that produce those minerals
PixelArtDragon: There might be massive embargoes that makes just buying it impossible
Juliamon: eve is absolutely my favorite game that I'll never ever play
Saxpython: @juliamon +1
GapFiller: Juliamon it was ever thus
DoodlestheGreat: @DiamondMX I was in Goonswarm for a number of years. "Not nice" is one way of putting it. "Mongol hordes in spaceships" would be closer...
TehAmelie: it's almost like Blaseball :3
Saxpython: I feel like eve is like people's monopoly home rules
Saxpython: @tehamelie +1
Micsig: yes that's the point
BrindleBoar: quantum bear asses
Mysticman89: boar asses opr bear asses. this is an iomportant distinction
GapFiller: Matt Wiggins used to tell a story abt an old coworker who once described his weeknd plans as going home to spend 8 hrs watching a rock for his guild
GapFiller: Matt said it made him feel better abt playing WoW
Mystaira: But wait, is it bear or bare? nkoThink
Ba_Dum_Tish: Borat butts
DoodlestheGreat: CCP's done this before. It's worked about as well as a fart in a whirlwind.
Angnor33: Spruce Goose!
Saxpython: lrrHAM
TheMerricat: Chat, mark my words, bear asses is where it's at.
Mysticman89: invest now, just in case theres an update
NovaTiempo: the spreadsheet for the Titans have.... thousands of enteries
Saxpython: It's a living.
BusTed: Now the ass is on the other foot!
margravetech: bear asses is the new bitcoin
BrowneePoints: Bare Ass King
Mai_Andra: Beej sees me. amisoWow
Mattmitchell45: Go off, Bare Ass King
PixelArtDragon: Bear ass seller! I'm going into battle, and I require your strongest bear asses!
ThorSokar: Bear Ass King demands respect!
JoannaTastic: While you were studying the blade, I was mining bear asses
kynelwynn: that should be a quote for Beej, "I am the Bear-ass King!"
accountmadeforants: Weren't zeppelins made of intestines for a while?
BrowneePoints: You see Beej, Bears fart INWARDS
CAKHost: Go forth, my bear ass warriors!
TehAmelie: the thing is, all the useless junk almost everyone gets rid of, they get rid of by selling it to the hoarders
GapFiller: bears are just really polite abt wind
Saxpython: Rapidly approaching a man's romance reference
PharaohBender27: Party300
TheMerricat: Chat, Google has disappointed me, image search for Bare Ass King resulted in nothing worthy.... :D
Mai_Andra: If a bear farts in the woods, does it toot?
Orgmastron: GANT GANT
CAKHost: GANT!
NovaTiempo: The Day of Ian
GapFiller: LRRMans HYPE
Metric_Furlong: Ian's doing it to himself again
3and4fifths: Gant
TheOtherTrevor: Its that time of year again?
couldntpickausername: "thanks for watching everybody" me: *watching everybody* you're welcome
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
Saxpython: lrrSHINE
Snowcookies: GANT!
DesperadoZod: GANT!
accountmadeforants: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
GapFiller: GANT!
TheMerricat: Is Ian doing it from home or in studio?
Driosenth: Is Ian going to be at the moonbase or at his apartment?
TheMerricat: Jynx @Driosenth :)
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
PharaohBender27: Dang straight
Sky_Kast: yeah very similar sentences
CAKHost: Understood, Beej!
Mai_Andra: Ian will be at home, not at the moonbase.
kusinohki: Ian has a new driving setup doesn't he?
NovaTiempo: New hat, who dis
kusinohki: 3d printed buttons and such?
cuttlefishman: Someone is subbing in for him at a point, right?
Micsig: LRRMANS IT'S TIME?
BrowneePoints: We all heckin Appreciate Ian
CAKHost: That's a nice helmet
RockPusher: The negative-space 4 is sergeJustRight
BrowneePoints: we appreciate ALL the insane amazing work you do
Ba_Dum_Tish: So Cori will be the one who has to disqualify him this year
CAKHost: Also Cori will find the sub-ocean
TheMerricat: Texting someone "Boo" is a bit less scary ;)
NovaTiempo: Mistake!
Snowcookies: Remember the time Graham and Paul spooked Ian?
Mysticman89: I imagine we'll get cori relief shifts so ian can attend to his human bio needs
Sky_Kast: who would dislike Ian he's so ... giant
Mai_Andra: GANT GWENT ??
Orgmastron: SEKIRO!
Decaped: @NovaTiempo AWWWsome
CAKHost: Sekiro!
NightValien28: S E K I R O
CAKHost: *Adam's voice* Sekiro!
TehAmelie: we're going to make really sure those shadows are dead
BrowneePoints: "Ah...Seeeeeeeeekiro"
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Kaladesh Remastered! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
Saxpython: lol
Metric_Furlong: always helps when you take cocks in your favour
CAKHost: Should it be Gnomes 103, Dragons 0 now?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
NovaTiempo: A minatour apears!
PixelArtDragon: You think you have 100 to 0 odds?
BrowneePoints: Gnomes 100, Dragons 3
Chesul: I mean, you're definitely going to win, you've killed all the Ted Dragons.
niccus: oh, and watch+play coming back on wed!
CAKHost: @BrowneePoints Ah XD
Mysticman89: if I bought a book, I want to read all of it. Things get crazy with choose your own adventures
NovaTiempo: @niccus waitWAT
Sky_Kast: chess always loves to teach you the rules
BrowneePoints: @NovaTiempo yep. Alex and Graham are chatting about bringing it back scheduling wise, but for now we get a one off next week
Saxpython: watching the chess was a blast
Mai_Andra: xivGoob
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS
kusinohki: I "taught myself chess" in 6th grade... which mean "I know how the pieces move" and that was about it
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DesperadoZod: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
NovaTiempo: o7
CAKHost: Thank you for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Mattmitchell45: The TOES THe Toes!
pyronils80: bye
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
CAKHost: Bye!
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
Mysticman89: I know the mechanics of chess, but don't have the patience to actually think through moves
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LunarJade: Thanks for hanging out today everyone! lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrBEEEJ . lrrPAUL , and lrrHEATHER ! lrrHEART lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: thanks for having us Heather lunarj1Snip lunarj1Snip lunarj1Snip lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Snowcookies: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TehAmelie: oh yeah the talk about microtransactions reminded me of this old chestnut https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/04/25
TehAmelie: seems to get more and more realistic every 2-3 years
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
TehAmelie: except for the part where you'd need to swipe your card. what game doesn't save your credit card info these days?
Juliamon: This has been a good afternoon. My sister woke me up from my nap (which I was taking while waiting for migraine meds to kick in, which they did!) to let me know that she bought me an iced coffee to apologize for eating the peach I'd set aside for myself in the fridge, and when I sipped it I discovered it was pumpkin because IT'S PUMPKIN SEASON HELL YEAH
TehAmelie: yay
Juliamon: also I gotta try this for myself:
Juliamon: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
Earthenone: im glad its going well for someone
Juliamon: heheeee
TehAmelie: lrrSPOT
Juliamon: shoutout to phlip for humoring us with that
TehAmelie: very
Juliamon: apparently there's a rare outcome too
Juliamon: (pls do not spam for it)
TehAmelie: where's the fun in that
electra310: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Kaladesh Remastered! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:02 from now).