RandomTrivia: What's the over/under on trips to the Sub-Ocean this year?
NotCainNorAbel: Yep power outage. Power company reports and ETA of about two hours. We were getting some light rain. This seems like a sub-station issue.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So basically everyone is waiting for the Cori block?
CAKHost: More than 5, less than 10, I feel @RandomTrivia
TheMerricat: @RandomTrivia Cori's our only relief driver this year again, and she discovered the secret of the sub ocean already so... I'd peg it at 1,000? lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: benginLol
TheMerricat: @NotCainNorAbel that sucks, sorry and hope they fix it soon.
CAKHost: Though if Cori is reading chat, she might just off the numbers to spite us XD
RandomTrivia: I'm half-expecting a surprise Beej to appear in the Tilty House again
IbunWest: Much as I do enjoy the goofs , I actually really like watching Ian get better as the race goes on.
NotCainNorAbel: Electricity sure is a nice convenience. I’ll be fine. See you all in a little while.
RandomTrivia: @IbunWest whynotboth.gif
IbunWest: Oh I’m sure there will be plenty of both
RockPusher: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
TheMerricat: So I know that there were a few 'goof' attempts at getting real racers to do e-sports early in the pandemic, is there an actual pro-league e-racing setup? Anyone know?
CAKHost: 8|
IbunWest: Wow LRRbot called me a butt.
SquareDotCube: Or you're in Australia
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
RandomTrivia: I have no idea if there's a high-end e-racing league but that would be kind of cool
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is everyone prepared for Ian? If you can actually be prepared for Ian at all...
RandomTrivia: I have made the only preparation necessary
RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @RandomTrivia You mean like Formula E? Or on computer?
IbunWest: I don’t think Ian is capable of not being Ian.
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat I was following this, @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise
Snowcookies: Hi Chatters
RandomTrivia: Welcome welcome everyone
TheMerricat: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise since I don't really know how twitch replies work, it's possible if you just joined you weren't actually able to see what @RandomTrivia reffered you to. but... I was asking if there were any e-racing pro leagues out there other than those 'joke' races that they did with real racers.
TheMerricat: i.e. folk who JUST race online as an actual profession.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, I wasn't sure what was meant by e-racing, as I usually think of Formula E in that regard, which is city racing with electric Formula cars.
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat You can see anything threaded by anyone, even from before you join
KiroWhitefin: There absolutely are e-sports leagues for cars that are dead serious.
TheMerricat: That's cool @RandomTrivia :) thanks for the learning!
KiroWhitefin: Assetto Corsa Competitizione is purpose built for it, for example
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: But, for watching computer racing, I'm not sure if Lando Norris still streams, but he did quite a lot of racing games when he did.
KiroWhitefin: Broke my personal record during qualifier, twice. Feelsgoodman.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And not sure what Jimmy Broadbent is doing nowadays, but he was invited in a lot of those leagues when they were going.
KiroWhitefin: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise He's been driving for real for Praga this summer.
Dared00: speedy race cars
Dared00: hi y'all
Welbog: Hype hype
BlueChloroplast: vroom vroom
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I'm looking forward to seeing the Zeta bus partially clip through the floor again, and driving while dragging it's ass around.
PixelArtDragon: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Driosenth: lrrDOTS lrrARROWS lrrSIG
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrSIG lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
CAKHost: lrrSIG lrrFINE
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrDOTS IN CARS
RockPusher: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
TheMerricat: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
62MGcobra: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
CAKHost: (Twitch died on me for a sec but refreshed saved it)
ani_laurel: I've never been here for the start before. This is exciting
PixelArtDragon: @Earthenone Here in my car
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The track is clear, and we are LIVE with the 5th Annual 24 Hours of LRRMans endurance race in Assetto Corsa. Let’s rev it up! 🏎 http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9UaPj7XIAI3IoY.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1429077317565837314
liconthememer: in bed rn
AshBurnem: lrrSHINE
Dared00: CAR GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
Saulens181: oh god. is it that time of year again?
KiroWhitefin: Behave Twitch! >:[
Welbog: Berr berr berr
CAKHost: @Earthenone On Mars!...Wait
TheMerricat: I decided to stream this via my Google Nest this year which will be interesting.
Fruan: I am ready for the Gantest of Gants
liconthememer: TakeNRG TakeNRG GivePLZ GivePLZ TakeNRG TakeNRG GivePLZ GivePLZ
MrMatternot: what is this?
IbunWest: lizstarSpin lizstarSpin lizstarSpin lizstarSpin
TheAinMAP: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
RedAlexxis: LRR MONS!!!!
RedAlexxis: Best day ever!
sophieghost: vroom
liconthememer: Kreygasm TakeNRG GivePLZ Kreygasm RlyTho TakeNRG GivePLZ RlyTho
DaniTheSkunk: lumituChoo1 lumituChoo2
rucdoc: CM PUNK
TXC2: CONTACT
liconthememer: mobzomRawr mobzomBobshock
jolly6100: ready steady race
Astra7525: LRRMans - The Gantlemens sport
RedAlexxis: So much GANT
RandomTrivia: Well hello there TXC2 sergeHi
CAKHost: The Bus is for sure coming. The Question though is which Bus will come first?!
TXC2: of course the stream started while I was on the toilet :p
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia
KiroWhitefin: We're almost there!
rozodru: oh man is it that time of the year again!? I love 24hr LRRMans!!!
BlueChloroplast: 24 hours playing car game like a real race called lemans
pimiento: PrideWave elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn rudeHype
TheMerricat: lrrSIG Testing Chatty. Do I see this animated?
TheMerricat: Yep I do! :)
Garfy400 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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TXC2: success
pimiento: @TheMerricat elfunkDab
NightValien28: gant gant gant
liconthememer: FBPass GunRun FBBlock FBSpiral FBSpiral FBSpiral FBSpiral FBRun MaxLOL FBBlock
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Driosenth: Who else plans to stick around for the entire stream?
IbunWest: I am looking forward to animated emotes on mobile sometime in 2025.
Metalupis: let the GANT GANT hype begin
RockPusher: Driosenth I'd much prefer people look after their health
TheMerricat: That's why I'm setting up Chatty and streaming via my Google Nest instead of on my browser :) @dri
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KiroWhitefin: I'll try and stay awake for as long as possible, crash sometime during 4am and miss all the interesting stuff, again.
TXC2: GANT GANT has to be earned chat Kappa
Fruan: It’s 2am here already. I’m going to watch maybe an hour, sleep a bit, and then watch all tomorrow
TheMerricat: doh, chatty doesn't autocomplete on enter. :D
CAKHost: I have a Saturday free so I'm sure I will be around. Might do some ACNH, might also work work on some lego!
theAngelsWeep subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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RandomTrivia: @Driosenth I'm hoping to be here until tomorrow morning (UK time, 3pm now) before leaving for a draft with friends
CAKHost: 8D
TXC2: Hello Ian
KiroWhitefin: Hello Ian!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: Hello.
NathanJay_GA subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
NathanJay_GA: I built a model of mount Everest and my friend asked "is it to scale?" I replied "no, it's to look at"
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CAKHost: Hi Ian!
RockPusher: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MidnighterKnight: 24 hours? For real? Insane!
theAngelsWeep: wait we're up to five already????
TXC2: 5th somehow, because time never stops
liconthememer: sup Ian!
Snowcookies: morning Ian
IbunWest: I do what I do with gdq/desert bus. Leave the stream up while sleeping
Diabore subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
Diabore: woo! i get to sub to a new show!
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Driosenth: cheer88 got to keep the numbers aligned
DarkMorford: Morning, Ian!
KiroWhitefin: Oooh clio sport
RandomTrivia: Ian is our Initial D? lrrBEEJ
rabbitgta: were at 5 of these already ? wow!
Welbog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
Welbog: Good morning!
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heyalexdaily: Classic mistake, you've got your steering wheel on the outside of your car.
TXC2: Driver boi Ian
RockPusher: Drivesm'n
mercano82: 5th? That many already?
red_shoes_jeff: Oh hey, you're early! Thought we were starting in 10 minutes.
TheMerricat: Is this your first LRRMan's? Welcome you are in for a treat :)
PixelArtDragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
PixelArtDragon: Yay LRRMans!
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RandomTrivia: Ouch
MousseFilledCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
MousseFilledCat: Let’s Drive!!!!!!!!
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TXC2: oooof
Alas_Babylon: @malc Yep, so it's not so much 24h LRR MANS as it is 43800h LRR MANS
RandomTrivia: @red_shoes_jeff Race starts in 10 minutes
Alas_Babylon: The Odin-marathon
Bitter0ne subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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TomatoKigu: lumituChoo1 lumituChoo2
Driosenth: Huh, the wheel is throwing off the camera's auto-focus
spawnofhastur: can we drift in this game? because if not that makes me sad.
TXC2: more care like then ever
TXC2: *car
CAKHost: Oh right. Not watching Let's Nope anymore, I can turn the sound up XD
Diabore: wait, did the subs not reset? lrrbot says 10 overlay says 78
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DoctorHutch: whoa i've never caught the lrrmans preshow before, so much left to see!
KiroWhitefin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
KiroWhitefin: Super excited for this year! Car looks great, Ian looks great! All is as it should be.
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RockPusher: Naught-o-focus
RandomTrivia: Hmmm, the overlay does seem to be a little off :D
62MGcobra: we are rolling!!!
Ba_Dum_Tish: More Ian than we can handle
Brozard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
Brozard: VROOM
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RockPusher: ♫ He's going the distance! ♫
TXC2: you see this stream is happening so y'all drop your subs here and not all during Watch and Play Kapp
RandomTrivia: "optimistically" 24 hours
red_shoes_jeff: How many are made of jets?
ryuhimora: let's be honest, the 24 hours never happens
TXC2: it's most laps wins
Diabore: @TXC2 you know thats not gonna work
TheMerricat: @spawnofhastur the game is meant for realism so we can drift the way we would in real life....
Ranakel: But doesn't driving as far as possible involve going off the bounds and driving into the sub ocean?
GoRiLLa87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
GoRiLLa87: 80 months of great entertainment. Thank you!
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TXC2: Diabore a mod can hope :P
Fruan: Party62 GANT GANT
Welbog: GANT
Supermareo: OMG one of the cars in the real le mans has been left on the jscks and cant get going
KiroWhitefin: omg limo
Astra7525: hah... I am spotting a Fursuit vehicle
TXC2: #wackiness
Radyin: It is one of the races in the Triple Crown of Motorsport, along with the Indianapolis 500 and the Monaco Grand Prix.
Nixupixu: it's magnificent
TomatoKigu: No LMP1? *gasp*
Saunabath: Looks cool
IbunWest: What a handsome lad.
pimiento: love those little cars.. apparently they're doing a 'new' one as an EV, keen to see that
RockPusher: vrroom vroom
Alas_Babylon: beep beep
Astra7525: wait.. bathtub?
ani_laurel: the buses are back?
RandomTrivia: (that was definitely a bus)
LordZarano: !egmelt
ARandomPlatypus: BRB geting food
TXC2: bathtub better an actual bathtub like from last of the summer wine
malc: lol, Royal Mail post van
red_shoes_jeff: I see a bathtub and a mower in the roster.
Bahumot: I was rewatching a previous Assetto stream where Ian raced again the hyper aggressive Zeta and Dawnguard Buses.
Featherweight_: Ah, open tab surprise stream.
RandomTrivia: I see a Pontiac Fiero, but no Sunfire...
KiroWhitefin: Oh no the mower
margieargie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
margieargie: Won't be around as much as usual today, but still excited for the VOD when I get a chance to see it... not all at once probably but...
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, margieargie! (Today's storm count: 15)
TXC2: Dangit booby
TomatoKigu: Of course someone's driving an AE86.
TXC2: is ZETA gonna be draging it's ass again?
Bahumot: Yes! The Buses!
PixelArtDragon: Here's to Zeta surviving this year
SmithKurosaki: I look forward to eta just absolutely being terrifying again
RandomTrivia: Are we turning the aggression down on the buses this time? :D
SmithKurosaki: Zeta*
Nigouki: no Renault Alpine A310? :P
RockPusher: Fire up the Quattro!
Ba_Dum_Tish: No jumpsuit Jacque?
TXC2: !brib
RandomTrivia: Duly noted :D
ani_laurel: Cori is driving a banana?
TXC2: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
red_shoes_jeff: F
RandomTrivia: benginO7
Alas_Babylon: o7
RandomTrivia: T R U C K
regularnormalperson: Holy sh*t I only JUST got that Saabine pun O_O
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: Love it
RandomTrivia: A Man's Romance
PixelArtDragon: LUL
RockPusher: lrrGARBO
Badchop: lol
RandomTrivia: lrrGARBO
ryuhimora: MARTY
PixelArtDragon: lrrGARBO
KiroWhitefin: A the country of Truck
malc: regularnormalperson: it took me several episodes...
NightValien28: our boy majima
TXC2: why Ireland?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Horner Chhhhhhaaaannnnnn
KiroWhitefin: My money is on the mower or the BANANA
Astra7525: sunfire
CAKHost: There's a Banana... :o
RandomTrivia: (Sunfire)
PixelArtDragon: Sunfire
Saunabath: Sunfire
AshBurnem: The Ben Grimm joke was choice.
pimiento: a pontiac garbage
Driosenth: cheer51 I hope you don't have "Aibohphobia"
LordZarano: Auraura Borialis
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, poor Derek
margieargie: I assume Derek is number 19?
DrakoniteStreams: But who is driving Ian?
red_shoes_jeff: @RandomTrivia He's 19, he'll be fine.
RandomTrivia: bananaCori HYPE
CAKHost: He Tried To Kill Me With A Forklift intensifies
PixelArtDragon: I love that banana car was an option
StarShock2002 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
StarShock2002: Best thing about a virtual 24 hour race is you're far less likely to have to sit in the previous divers pee for 8 hours
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LadyAiluros: oooh is this the Naming of Cars?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, have you heard of the Pink Pig? Because that seems to be a car that you'll need to add in here.
LadyAiluros: I always f orget Ian goes online a little early for this
RandomTrivia: Did we skip over the bathtub?
malc: I don't recommend skipping over a bathtub
Astra7525: no. only briefly addressed it
TheMerricat: @RandomTrivia That was the first or second one he listed.
regularnormalperson: I love how the perspektive makes it look like Ian is driving with a giant bus steering wheel
RandomTrivia: Ah, I must have looked away
KiroWhitefin: Real LM almost on the rolling start
Welbog: Wooooo
KiroWhitefin: It is *wet*
RockPusher: viva le France!
CAKHost: Let's gooo
Ranakel: Frenchman here. I confirm it is, indeed, 16:00
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN lrrHORN
malc: we on real weather?
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMans (Ian drives a car for 24 hours, and you'll watch every minute. Game: Assetto Corsa) at Sat 07:00 AM PDT (0s ago).
RandomTrivia runs to get tea
PixelArtDragon: *dabs*
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regularnormalperson: German here, can confirm it's 16:00 in France
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Alas_Babylon: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Nice PixelArtDragon!
Welbog: Subs for start!
TXC2: PixelArtDragon nice
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, have you heard of the Pink Pig? Because that seems to be a car that you'll need to add in here.
pimiento: they're doing an extra formation for a super long formation lap at actual leman
malc: oh god that bus
TheEuphoGuy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
TheEuphoGuy: It's been a while since I've been able to hit this button. Looking forward to watching this!
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RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Thane1607: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:50.
Boolean263: Thanks @Welbog !
RockPusher: Audi-no
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S0NICW0LF: Wooo 9 sub babies!
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PixelArtDragon: It's okay, we're allowed a few false starts, right?
RandomTrivia: @RockPusher Everyone's favourite knock-off Blissey
KiroWhitefin: Oh exciting weather.
Driosenth: Neither can we
Dared00: neither can we
malc: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
opal_moth: in honor of a titly chat tradition I have made a copy paste for all who want 🏁 Gant Gant 🏁
62MGcobra: green green green!!!
thirsty_kitteh: We also can't hear the game, if that helps?
KiroWhitefin: The race is off!
MadWolf1290: we have Ian only
TXC2: we can you Ian, no game noises
RockPusher: Wouldn't be an Ian stream without audio troubs
Welbog: lrrHERE
LadyAiluros: no sounds
Saunabath: We hear you but not the game
Thane1607: The cost time I've caught the LRR Mans live.
margieargie: This is just speeding up the inevitable being way behind anyway
ani_laurel: @opal_moth Thank you
KiroWhitefin: Uhm that there gearbox sir
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
RockPusher: bling!
malc: lrrCOW
MadWolf1290: we did
ani_laurel: yup
Driosenth: yes
Mangledpixel: boop
NathanJay_GA: I think we are allowed to take a mulligan on the start
regularnormalperson: bling
RandomTrivia: We heard the bing
v_nome: What would a LRRMans be without technical difficulties?
Welbog: lrrSPOOP
MaddogM: crash already? :P
rucdoc: everything is FINE
62MGcobra: only a slight fault at the start just like toyota lol
mercano82: I heard the pling
malc: dang Windows and its HDMI audio
ShaneLeeAtk: Yup... That made me twitch
fastlane250: kinda stinks I have to work overtime today, but I’ll pop in during my breaks
TXC2: use take two
regularnormalperson: Now the game TRULY begins...
MadWolf1290: not bad for LRR Mans
TXC2: lrrHERE
Astra7525: Did the start time change back to 01:00 ?
RockPusher: vrrrrrooooooom
red_shoes_jeff: I admire the optimism.
malc: no the time is good
Welbog: lrrHORN
heyalexdaily: It's only technical difficulty if it's from the Technical region of France, otherwise it's sparkling nonsense.
RockPusher: Go! Go! Go!
Saunabath: Yes, the one issue with AC, it doesn't have endurance mode
NojhLivic: Vroom!
RandomTrivia: benginTry
LadyAiluros: Cars go brrrrrrrr
malc: handbrake? :P
RockPusher: No! No! No!
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant 🏁
Mangledpixel: forklift! :D
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
rucdoc: your transmission blew
TXC2: good start
ryuhimora: what HAPPENED?
AntiSnowman: This is fine :)
TheEuphoGuy: lrrFINE
margieargie: Well the transmission's off at least
ani_laurel: Its wild that you can only do weather during the live race
pimiento: you have no clutch?
f_tan_theta: jlrrPit
LadyAiluros: i feel likethis is a LRRMans tradition
fiftymcnasty: burning out that transmition
Electrodyne: "Back to the pit"? It's this punch a chunk??
RockPusher: Mornings! Am I right? lrrBEEJ
ImmortalLen: It woulden't be an Ian stream without troubleshooting
RandomTrivia: Technical difficulties, please hold!
TXC2: "fuck it, we'll do it live"
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] You think everything's going to be fine, and then you wake up in the morning.
LRRbot: New quote #7733: "You think everything's going to be fine, and then you wake up in the morning." —Ian [2021-08-21]
BlueChloroplast: welp Bussed up
RandomTrivia: "I'll do it on the night" "This IS the night!"
TXC2: wow yeah, that quote speaks to me
Saunabath: Maybe turn traction control off in the game. It's sometimes a problem with mod cars
v_nome: Everybody remember to do the technical difficulties dance to prevent another false start
PixelArtDragon: lrrFINE
malc: txc2: me too...
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Welbog: lrrDOTS
margieargie: Only four thousandths of the time period of the race!
NathanJay_GA: there's yer problem; the USB was plugged in backwards Kappa
TXC2: now starting for the first time today.....
Mangledpixel: Gundam mug to you too
RandomTrivia: benginTry benginTry benginTry
RockPusher: !quote 6127
LRRbot: Quote #6127: "If the opportunity presents itself, to straight-up murder a dude ... I won't say no." —Ian [2019-06-15]
Welbog: Bye cars!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Welbog: Yessss!
RockPusher: Movement!
malc: lol, the forklift
TXC2: oh my
margieargie: Ram the light truck!
mtvcdm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
mtvcdm: BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY! Let's go racing, boys!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mtvcdm! (Today's storm count: 25)
Astra7525: why is the fork extended?
RandomTrivia: That forklift looks so comically out of place :D
malc: with the fork up, no less
PixelArtDragon: Love the forklift
NightValien28: Astra7525 aerodynamics
RandomTrivia: Wait is that a DIESEL forklift?!
ryuhimora: please tell be we weren't racing the forklift
Welbog: Check your mirrors.
RockPusher: Gonna get forked
TXC2: surely forks up is the LEAST aerodynamic?
roadhog123: You didn't hit play on the weather? And bitrate seems quite low?
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 I think their race is already forked up
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Crad0k: forks up is hideously dangerous, he'd get his certification removed for that
Astra7525: "Squadilah, we're off!"
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RockPusher: combustive congestion?
malc: dang bus delays
Mangledpixel: TXC2 I'm not sure airflow is the greatest impedance to the forklift's performance
PsychoI3oy: your car isn't electric, I would hope it's encountering combustion
PixelArtDragon: I should hope all non-electric vehicles would be encountering combustion
RockPusher: fugiBus
Welbog: Big bus energy
Carlioo: i feel like encountering combustion is a bad thing
RandomTrivia: The 6-wheeler double-decker is so majestic
margieargie: That bus is NOT stable
CAKHost: Swayie bus :C
malc: some buscillation going on there
TXC2: Mangledpixel every little helps Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Just like in the show!
pimiento: man's romance having vacuum issues?
CAKHost: Go home, ya drunk bus XD
KiroWhitefin: Us swedes are fierciely competitive, better be mindful of that bus
Snowcookies: "I don't have high hopes for man's romance this year"
Mangledpixel: well, surely the Man's Romance is all about going slow
Driosenth: huh, my image quality dropped to but still shows 1080p source
Thane1607: Ian are you using a stick shifter?
TXC2: hay a Balloon!
Welbog: Who's driving that balloon?
alahthebuhda: im so stoked been waiting for. this! #flawlessrun
Ba_Dum_Tish: Truck kun
RockPusher: The fight between hot and cold - the ever continuing battle of thermodynamics
ryuhimora: RICHTER
malc: the bouncing suspension is a bit nauseating...
Welbog: Haw
RandomTrivia: Richter is here to keep an eye on Derek
pimiento: richter's selling baloon rides
Brozard: @driosenth Same here
ryuhimora: oh boy, this track doesn't have the chicanes???
pimiento: yea it has them
Mangledpixel: Driosenth I've a feeling that's on Ian's end
DrakoniteStreams: for some reason I'd expect it to look more steampunk if richter was flying it
pimiento: we went around one
ryuhimora: oh. I thought IU saw one blocked off
thirsty_kitteh: hi, want to check if this is a me / stream issue: seems like twitch compression is hating this track today?
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Benjamin Grimm? From Fantastic Four?
TXC2: "Rickter are you wearing a blindfold right now?" "I can see it all with me mind!"
Hangedman: the trees are a bit of a bitrate killer
Mangledpixel: yeh, I'm also seeing terrible artifacting
RandomTrivia: Quality is looking reasonable to me
margieargie: Yeah, we don't want another "car turning into an airplane" incident like the Circuit de la Sarthe had once
RockPusher: A DeLorean‽ What year is this‽
RandomTrivia: Good save
DeM0nFiRe: Does marty have to stay at 87MPH to avoid leaving the race?
TheAinMAP: Whoops.
rucdoc: can marty go over 88?
malc: somehow the post van in the race is even more surreal to me than the forklift
MaddogM: Yorri?
v_nome: Don't text and drive!
NojhLivic: Something not right with that Marty. Never seems to be on time.
Mangledpixel: with consent
Ba_Dum_Tish: We want no touching
RandomTrivia: Night Watch is having a na
RandomTrivia: *nap
Metalupis: no touching with out consent
ExachixKitsune: nyoooom~
Dared00: "Touching is fine" - huh, we're starting Love Doctors early this year
TXC2: we can have a little touching, as a treat
Crad0k: i'm pretty sure that delorean is going faster than it should be able to go
SnowBuddy18: it's too early for Night Watch
RandomTrivia: Anne Murray is in the Bathtub right?
Welbog: It's always Night Watch somewhere.
Mangledpixel: Majima really is everywhere
Welbog: GANT
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
PixelArtDragon: The first Gant of many!
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ
Fruan: GANT GANT
malc: !gant
The_Flying_Bun: I've seen a few around irl
PhormDjinni: GANT GANT
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant Gant 🏁
The_Flying_Bun: so it is not that rare
NightValien28: GANT GANT
62MGcobra: GANT
NathanJay_GA: GANT GANT
bowsin_durrows: GANT GANT
Criiisiis: GANT
TheEuphoGuy: GANT
KiroWhitefin: First chant!
margieargie: It finally is a real LRRmans!
LordZarano: GANT GANT
RockPusher: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
LadyAiluros: GANT GANT
RandomTrivia: P O R S C H E
ani_laurel: 🏁 Gant Gant 🏁
matthaus_c: seabatClap GANT GANT seabatClap
PixelArtDragon: We did it, folks! We can go home now
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Driosenth: to actually hit 200 laps, the average lap time has to be ~ 7.2 minutes
PixelArtDragon: Wait, I am home
Crad0k: what *are* we driving?
KiroWhitefin: Coming up, Horner corner!
fastlane250: oh I am soooo delayed on mobile
RockPusher: New oops
Ba_Dum_Tish: The crowd can't gant
TXC2: PixelArtDragon that was fast
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KiroWhitefin: He made it!
Brozard: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: Look at the roll on that pickup
TXC2: "first name, last name, occupation"
mtvcdm: Spain
The_Flying_Bun: Spanish flag
Dared00: Spanish?
LordZarano: Compression is having a blocky time in the smooth areas (track/sky) but all the fine detail is coming through fine
RandomTrivia: Oh no
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
Crad0k: if ian was a real driver he'd be black flagged by now :-p
TXC2: !lrrmansdata
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRMansData2020
PixelArtDragon: *to the tune of Zeta* DATA
TXC2: dang that's last years
MagisterMystax: Hi all, how's LRR Mans going?
RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon Wow that just landed straight in my brain
rucdoc: Matt DQs right into the pit
ani_laurel: how do you incur penalties?
SAJewers: hopefully you can't dq at least
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well the likelyhood of a DQ just skyrocketed
mitomanox: looking forward to the guests
TXC2: MagisterMystax couple of false starts, but we're ok now
Welbog: Never read chat.
malc: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
The_Flying_Bun: don't chat and drive
Wolfstrike_NL: Don't blame us :(
ryuhimora: the watch XDDDD
rucdoc: the flailing Ian
KiroWhitefin: How much collision damage is there Ian? Only visual?
RandomTrivia: Sudden wheel turn plus heartrate increase?
Brozard: Gravity works differently during LRR Mans
Snowcookies: Siri, no distracting while driving!
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Ba_Dum_Tish: We could all use people asking "Are you okay?" Given 2021
Crad0k: you're doing driving motions, but no actual gps movement, so it's confused
Welbog: Here for the long haul. *drinks coffee*
mitomanox: siri only wants what's best for you lrrSPOOP
Driosenth: Do we need to recreate the google spreadsheet?
Brozard: Eyyy congrats @dormouss !
Texan_Reverend: Good morning, Ian! I hope things have been going well so farm
TXC2: Driosenth we had help from bots last year
hermatic1: @loadingreadyrun just popped in to say Good Luck Ian have fun. takecare chat goddam12Goddamn <3
ARandomPlatypus: Okay back with food, left when he was explaining what's newish this year, what have i missed
Texan_Reverend: Hey there, chatfolk.
TXC2: dormouss congratulations
RockPusher: Siri, I don't know what to tell you, but "Is Ian Horner okay?" is a very complex and difficult question to answer. lrrBEEJ
TXC2: hello Texan_Reverend welcome
RandomTrivia: @ARandomPlatypus We apparently *didn't* turn off penalties, and Night Watch was having a nap in one of the runoff zones
Snowcookies: lrrARROWS
dormouss: @brozard Thanks!
ani_laurel: We also have fuel estimates
Astra7525: oh, Night Watch moved.
margieargie: Ah, good, Night Watch woke up
RandomTrivia: Oh good
Welbog: YOLO flags
TXC2: I heard that as YOLO flags
LordZarano: FootYellow
MagisterMystax: It'll be good for THEM at least
dormouss: @txc2 Thanks!
Diabore: sir, eyes on the\ road
Brozard: oh no
Texan_Reverend: Is the updated control rig treating you well?
Crad0k: it cam eon, just no data
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bowsin_durrows: GANT GANT
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MagisterMystax: GANT GANT
malc: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
ani_laurel: 🏁 Gant Gant 🏁
RandomTrivia: GANT
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant Gant 🏁
malc: !gant
LRRbot: ՑՃՈԵ
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Gant!
Snowcookies: !findquote leader
LRRbot: Quote #6338: "You're the Team Leader of my heart!" —Jacob, to Blake, as Nibbles [2019-08-19]
Brozard: This year, everything is just fighting you
TXC2: it's just the one GANT chat
MagisterMystax: The second GANT is in our hearts
ani_laurel: I have it copy/pasted
TheEuphoGuy: Its a scant GANT
Ba_Dum_Tish: A little gant once a lap as a treat
mitomanox: would you like some coffee ian?
thirsty_kitteh: This whole exercise is just a gantt-gantt chart to the finish line
margieargie: It may physically be "GANT" but spiritually it's still "GANT GANT"
Manae: Year two of only one Gant?
DarkMorford: Ian, are you using the paid version of CM or the free Lite version?
ExachixKitsune: @thirsty_kitteh booo sergePun
Crad0k: you, uh, missed the pit lane
TXC2: surely the coffee CAUSES an extended pit stop? Kappa
Pewnisher: Hi is beej around I have a question on merchandise
RandomTrivia: Ryo is still going!
ExhaustedElox: Ian's off for a lovely easy drive again.
Brozard: sergeLurk
red_shoes_jeff: On your left!
TXC2: Pewnisher Beej is likely asleep
ARandomPlatypus: I forget, what is Gant again?
v_nome: Ian, don't read this!
RockPusher: fugiBUs
ImmortalLen: Chat is allways a bad idea
TXC2: ARandomPlatypus a clothing brand I think
RockPusher: fugiBus
RandomTrivia: That's a LOT of lean on that
malc: uhoh
DarkMorford: Agreed, $5 seems worth it for all that extra functionality.
TXC2: LEAAAAAAN
Brozard: I feel like the only person who would remotely even be awake at this hour is James
Welbog: Stable bus
margieargie: This is reminding me of Zeta...
TheAinMAP: That doesn't look good.
Alas_Babylon: Oh, honey, no...
RockPusher: lrrFINE
Bunoc1: The real question is: Is it a solid of phantom bus?
Wolfstrike_NL: uhno
Astra7525: the pit so far away
RandomTrivia: Toot is tilted already lrrBEEJ
ExachixKitsune: That's toot-ally not ok
NightValien28: do not stay on its bad side LUL
malc: busbutt
PsychoI3oy: The Leaning Tower of BUS
NojhLivic: Slight lean. Advantage while turning to the right perhaps?
rucdoc: lost an axle
MagisterMystax: Imagine sitting on the left side of the upper floor in that bus
pimiento: that bus is looking a bit bussed
KiroWhitefin: That looks like a massive mechanical failure
Crad0k: penalty for that white car
RandomTrivia: EEP
Crad0k: possibly even a black flag
Texan_Reverend: Ian, how is the TTSF upgraded control setup treating you?
TXC2: Bus is AGGRESSIVELY holding that line
roadhog123: Looks like the tyres are intersecting with the ground?
KiroWhitefin: It's fine. YOu can do it Toot!
margieargie: @Crad0k Apparently Ian only turned off penalties for the AI :p
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
malc: thunk
trilemma85: Does this circuit have a name?
ExachixKitsune: Circuit du Solare?
NathanJay_GA: "Circuit de la Sarthe"
TheElrad: have you turned off DQs?
RockPusher: Who needs gears when you have raw power‽ lrrBEEJ
ARandomPlatypus: Do we have some kind of "crash count"
TXC2: a zop strop
ImmortalLen: Do the AI's rack up penalties too?
Crad0k: zippity wizzbangs
saiarcot895: twist ties > zip ties
LadyAiluros: yeah my MAME controller uses hubs and such to make it look clean on the outside :D
Pewnisher: Anyone know who I would need to talk to about making a custom hat with lrr logo. copyrights issues ect...
Texan_Reverend: That sounds great! And yes, it would be cool to see some pictures later.
Hangedman: velcro ties tho
MaddogM: cable ties
Driosenth: @saiarcot895 that's a damn lie
NathanJay_GA: for real, those "micro velcro" straps are the best for cable management
malc: hook and loop ties > twist ties
ExachixKitsune: \6
ExachixKitsune: ^
RandomTrivia: Meant for zopping AND stropping
NathanJay_GA: do you cut the tails off after?
saiarcot895: i like the reusability of twist ties, personally
ExhaustedElox: How many AI drivers do we have this year?
swallowedtheanchor: Jubilee CLIPS
Crad0k: i used to use them for zipping my hubcaps on
thirsty_kitteh: this is you pit reminder, Ian
Alness49: Tis better to have zopped and stropped then never to zopp at all
margieargie: I thought duct tape was the highest option Kappa
TXC2: ExhaustedElox at least 20
malc: !gant
LRRbot: --· - -· -
DrakoniteStreams: some day I want a zip tie gun
saiarcot895: gandalf: you shall not pass!
TheEuphoGuy: G A N T
malc: wow lrrbot
thirsty_kitteh: I am a powerful kitt *nods*
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
DarkMorford: I like the releasable zip ties.
Astra7525: Reminder: You wanted to pit stop to fix the leaderboards
NathanJay_GA: gotta be careful, though. cutting the tails improperly can leave you with a razor sharp edge what's great for slicing knuckles
ExhaustedElox: Is Sabine on the track this year?
LordZarano: Hook & Loop straps are the best
RandomTrivia: We have a Saab 93 in tribute to Saabine
Thane1607: I'm
rucdoc: have you told your crew you're pitting?
malc: I have used miles and miles of hook and loop straps in the datacentre :-)
rkieguy: can you drive without your glasses
Thane1607: umm, what's Gant?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Here, a "strop" is a word that means "noose"
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Pteraspidomorphi: Rememberant of Pit sounds like a Dice Friends character name
red_shoes_jeff: There goes good ol' Richter.
malc: thane1607: one of the big advertising signs over the track. and/or a clothing brand.
Chesul: Don't forget to floor it into the pit just like Beej taught you a few years ago!
Chesul: XD
TXC2: Thane1607 one of the sponsors of the real race, has become a meme here
DrakoniteStreams: @NathanJay_GA One of the reasons people working in server rooms often have cuts all along their arms
saiarcot895: km/h
Mangledpixel: Thane1607 you'll see it, above the track
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Thane1607: Ah, thanks everyone
dyvion: tra la la?
ImmortalLen: "Let me touch my..."
roadhog123: Add fuel?
Driosenth: Add fuel?
MaddogM: add liters?
DarkMorford: @NathanJay_GA For reference, what is the correct way?
TheElrad: add more fuel?
Thane1607: Fuel+
trilemma85: Add fuel?
heyalexdaily: Your body is ready for repair?
Alas_Babylon: Add fuel, mein Bruder
RandomTrivia: Add fuel or we'll be back REAL soon :D
TXC2: oh no is ZETA out?
NathanJay_GA: @darkmorford I've learned to make the cut as flush as possible to the "box" with the ratchet mechanism
saiarcot895: you actually have to steer yourself into the pit?
LordZarano: !egmelt
DrakoniteStreams: @NathanJay_GA Absolute correct way involves a special tool
TXC2: is it on the side of the car?
Thatwasademo: can't believe I'm late to gant gant
heyalexdaily: heehee the forklift
RandomTrivia: *forklift noises*
TXC2: it sure was
DarkMorford: @NathanJay_GA You mean the zip-tie "guns" I've seen pop up on Amazon? Been thinking about getting one of those, actually
KiroWhitefin: The loudest forklift in the world
ani_laurel: yay
RandomTrivia: It's the forklift from Shenmue, if I remember right?
MaddogM: Yes we just got passed by a forklift
KiroWhitefin: Probably Corvette engine
RandomTrivia: Unless it's a Yakuza one
ExachixKitsune: Oh Char not Cher
Lithobraker: question: LRR Lemons racing team wen?
DrakoniteStreams: @NathanJay_GA yep! I want one
TXC2: warm-esque or tepid as we same
NathanJay_GA: @darkmorford those work well. if you don't have them, then a good pair of side cutters will work
malc: nearly Totalled, there
RockPusher: um
ani_laurel: wow, thats really transparent
RockPusher: where did he go?
Thatwasademo: what's with the bright red oval on the wheel?
RandomTrivia: Seems an appropriate place to crash, next to the sign that says "Total" lrrBEEJ
KiroWhitefin: Magic forklift...
Driosenth: Rio Just noped out of existence
trilemma85: Good thing we aren't wrecking fresh tyres.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 2x4 plate doing well
Snowcookies: Don't edit while driving
beowuuf: @TXC2 i assumed warm isk, and this was just a weird eve online mod
MagisterMystax: Seems a bit of an adding insult to injury to give a penalty when you already spun out and ended up backwards
TXC2: wacko, yacko and dot
Mangledpixel: yeh that leaderboard could do with a few more opacities
LordZarano: 2x4 Plate doing very well there
Astra7525: Why WOUDLN'T it ? ^^
MaddogM: running rich?
RandomTrivia: Alright, Chat, I forgot to get snacks when I was out earlier, so I'll be back in about 20 minutes. Be sure to clip anything good while I'm gone lrrSHINE
malc: don't colour-correct and drive, kids
Mangledpixel: yeh, that's better, ty <3
electra310: I mostly use zip ties when securing the doors of traps when I’m catching feral cats. Nothing like trying to get one secured in the dark, outside, with an angry cat trying to get your fingers. :D
RockPusher: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
CAKHost: Birb?!
DeM0nFiRe: pjdBord
Molladia: Just arrived, but it's midnight so checking what we're driving.
malc: wow that limo can really go
MagisterMystax: BIRB
MaddogM: Ian demonstrating why you don't text at the wheel
Simbionis: Is there any way you could set the leaderboard so it scrolls? Can only see like half the drivers there
Thane1607: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
ani_laurel: thats very true
RockPusher: Presidential limos are built to go
ExachixKitsune: "Welcome to the 24 hours of distracted driving"
Pteraspidomorphi: Forklift Chaser Ian
malc: president birb already has down
MagisterMystax: That applies to Desert Bus too, where even in the most simplistic and easiest possible driving situation, distractions cause crashes
pimiento: i think you need a co-driver to operate the rig.. at least to start with :P
TXC2: it's the presidental limo like 4 tons 'cause of all the armour?
TheAinMAP: That is a solid flag.
Crad0k: it would seem that they are quick enough...
NathanJay_GA: limo wins in the straights, but the Renault is a cornering beast
RockPusher: uhhhh
margieargie: ????
TXC2: PHANTOM LIMO!
RockPusher: lrrSPOOPY
pimiento: you can check for bodies
Thatwasademo: do other cars normally have collision here
TheMerricat: wheelerHub
Thatwasademo: is it just the limo or is this trackmania
Sarah_Serinde: hullo friends, how goes the racing and probably crashing?
Bunoc1: I guess the president is safe from all physical damage
MagisterMystax: President Birb may or may not be completely real
malc: hello Sarah
RockPusher: tqsHi Sarah_Serinde
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde we had some early tech issues but good now
malc: everything is totally fine and there are no ghost presidents or leaning buses
LordChrusher: G'day
MaddogM: limo has some straight line speed
NathanJay_GA: you should get the bird in Indianapolis
Thane1607: it's the presidential limo of presidents past! lrrSPOOPY
TheMerricat: @Thatwasademo Yes on collision and we have a number of meme cars in the race with us.
Sarah_Serinde: @rockpusher gabyLove
Mangledpixel: but not zero crashin
Lithobraker: Ian have you ever considered participating in a 24hr of Lemons race? (the $500 one)
trilemma85: What do we need an Odometer for? Let Odo track his own progress!
ani_laurel: Birb is an aggressive driver, wow
Thatwasademo: ah, so this is not, in fact, trackmania, it's just that one limo
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: Gant?
Sarah_Serinde: malc Oh good what a relief
malc: !gant
LRRbot: --· - -· -
Billy_Waggledaggers: Are you changing gears manually, or is it automatic?
TheEuphoGuy: GANT
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant 🏁
Thatwasademo: PORSCHE
CAKHost: Congrats?
Brozard: You now have the football
Astra7525: Advanced security measures: President becomes incoporeal
NojhLivic: Maybe the limo is a g g g ghost!
MaddogM: @Billy_Waggledaggers manual
RockPusher: Fire up the Quattro!
DarkMorford: Does that mod not have a collision model? :D
TXC2: doesn't that make us the Vice president?
NathanJay_GA: Right glad I caught the start, will tune in later for more. have fun everyone!
Mangledpixel: do you get a DQ if you don't obey them?
KiroWhitefin: You are handling them well so far though
Thatwasademo: oh no, the rules actually apply to us?
TXC2: so long NathanJay_GA stay safe
dpj2009: this is my favorite twitch content SeemsGood
KiroWhitefin: More interesting to see how Cori will handle those penalties
kusinohki: just drive perfectly (4head) to avoid penalties. :P
rucdoc: so DQed before the first hour?
Driosenth: Next year can you add Jimmy Jam's Prank Tank to the line-up?
MagisterMystax: How will we ever drive the proper Stark Line with all these penalties?
mtvcdm: Don't worry, we'll DQ before long and then we can turn penalties off.
BlueChloroplast: the penalties seem a bit dangerous for the cars behind you
dpj2009: plenty of power Kappa
Thatwasademo: I see Dunlop is still here
LordZarano: This car's tiny turning circle is great for recovery here
SkylerRingtail: I don't see our current placement anywhere. I'm going to take a wild guess and say we're in the rear?
MaddogM: Need to tell Cori to turn off penalties after she DQs :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: May one day be a full realism stream
DarkMorford: @Driosenth After the run we're going to be collecting ideas for goofs and ways to improve the stream experience in the #lrrmans channel on Discord. Feel free to stop by!
RockPusher: Speaking of Cori - have we had a banana encounter yet?
Lithobraker: was that the pink rambler?
Mangledpixel: how many racers are there overall?
ani_laurel: I have not seen the banana
red_shoes_jeff: The Banana shows up right before the end of the sketch.
DrakoniteStreams: banana peeled out and has not slipped up enough for us to catch up
dpj2009: hubcaps are boss status
Driosenth: @MaddogM 80 to start i believe
RockPusher: gabyLul
Thatwasademo: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #1468: "Bananas are a property of matter." —Ian [2016-01-06]
PixelArtDragon: Oh dip
KiroWhitefin: Since it is driven by Cori, maybe the Banana found the sub-ocean
Driosenth: I think the banana knocked the crown vic out of the race
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ExachixKitsune: Maybe banana got DQed...
Durdenstein: When I dip, you dip, we dip
DarkMorford: Remember, chat. Work first, *then* banana.
snowmonkey99: I guess we're holding to the work first, then banana rule
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant 🏁
helgridr: marketing
ani_laurel: genuinely the batteries weren't great for long distance. Hybrids made sense for their time
Thatwasademo: gant is the real lap marker, screw the finish line
Driosenth: We didn't have the battery tech
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red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh yeah, I'm absolutely convinced The Banana ended The Man's Romance
PixelArtDragon: I thought batteries weren't all there yet when they first came out
Alness49: Fun fact, all of the cars racing today are running on real electricity!
Mangledpixel: "Well, you see, back then there was this thing called Capitalism"
TXC2: and buy earlier we mean 1910
Crad0k: eeh, electrics are still not in a place where they need to be to totally replace petrol/diesel
dpj2009: risky business back then
TXC2: *by
Lithobraker: we still don't have the battery tech to run an endurance race
Boolean263: Wasn't 1970s when they added lead to gasoline to stop engine knocking?
Ba_Dum_Tish: We could have invested in a lot of useful things back then
red_shoes_jeff: You say "we" like any of us had a say in it.
DrakoniteStreams: battery tech is still not where we need it
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EvilGenius_9: yeah we really could have made electrics more affordable much sooner
DoctorHutch: if we were taking the action then, wouldn't there have just been hybrids then? it seems like a reasonable compromise...
ani_laurel: 1970s is about when they stopped adding lead to gas
TXC2: Boolean263 no that's from like 40-50s
ExachixKitsune: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Welbog: 100 subs
MaddogM: Watching the lines ahead rather than the lines of chat?
Boolean263: Ah.
RockPusher: The slow advance of battery tech I think harks to just how difficult it is to safely store a lot of energy in a small space
RockPusher: safely
Thatwasademo: hi forklift
Thatwasademo: batteries are actually kind of low-key terrifying
TXC2: 8_Escape sure was
DrakoniteStreams: LiFePo4 is a lot safer in that regard, but costs more and has slightly lower capacity
Astra7525: @RockPusher yea.. higher energy density is the goal, but that just gets your closer and closer to an explosive device.
malc: batteries are the bane of my life. I am constantly dealing with failed batteries in network infrastructure
Driosenth: @Boolean263 lead was added to gas in 1921, removed by law in usa in the 70's
ani_laurel: yeah, batteries are incredibly difficult
kusinohki: conspiracy theory - "we" already have stable fusion capability but the tech is buried by big coal and oil
roadhog123: I think they might be being reset for being so slow as to be considered "broken"...
Saunabath: Looks to me like the forklift can't get up the hill
Crad0k: yeah, fossil fuels took millions of years to store the energy they have in a form we can safely use, we make batteries do the same in minutes
Welbog: lrrCOW
DoctorHutch: Danger Pillows
ExachixKitsune: "batteries are safe right" *stares in H&S*
TXC2: "and there you have it, the history of taking the most caustic, voiltal chemicals, and putting them into pressured containers."
malc: kusinohki: my friend works in fusion research. no.
RockPusher: Batteries, rockets, nuclear reactors - all sorts of things that are just barely controlled explosions
Thatwasademo: why would coal and oil have to do anything to bury nuclear, when "environmentalists" have that handled all on their own
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ani_laurel: a car just got recalled over a bad battery
Thane1607: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
CAKHost: That's a terrifying thought...
Driosenth: junk drawers full of old apple devices going up in flames
ExachixKitsune: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
malc: well they're not leaning left any more
roadhog123: That would only occur if they were kept charged?
8_Escape: A double decker bus!?
DrakoniteStreams: they need a charge to combust
Astra7525: Is there no policy that you have to disconnect every battery when you store something in a unit?
dpj2009: some person has a backyard full of unused apple products
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: "Batteries are safe right?" *stares at Samsung Galaxy Note*
Toucansuit: what are we driving today, Ian?
8_Escape: What the heck kind of race is this?
malc: 8_escape: an Ian race.
ani_laurel: most people are terrible but doesn't the energy drain off?
thirsty_kitteh: on the board!!
Traion: Hey Ian, hey Chat. How are we today?
MaddogM: Toot's a lot more stable with the tyres on both sides gone
DrakoniteStreams: half
TXC2: hello Traion welcome
LordZarano: I have a feeling that people coming in asking "Was that a forklift?" is something that will amuse me for the entire race
balfizan: lower the better somewhere between a half and 2/3
malc: depends on the battery tech
Traion: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:49.
TemporallyAwry: Laughs in Desert, you people put batteries in storage? LuvOops
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EvilGenius_9: I mean I would assume people aren't because they don't know
DrakoniteStreams: 50% storage charge for lipo
Driosenth: google says 3.85V per LiPo cell
mtvcdm: We'll see the buses in, like... 83 days or so
Welbog: The desert buses occupy L3 of Ian's orbit, so we'll never see them.
malc: welp
TheAinMAP: Welp.
TXC2: transmission death number 2
PixelArtDragon: Is our clutch gone?
Crad0k: i think your gearbox is having difficulty
KiroWhitefin: That transmission, those turbos. Muy caliente
ani_laurel: what does the transmission do?
dpj2009: trans failure NotLikeThis
pimiento: tqsRIP gearbox
mrenglish22: @ani_laurel lets you change gears
Thane1607: !findquote welp
LRRbot: Quote #2538: "Welp. Time to eat a baby." —Paul [2016-05-17]
PixelArtDragon: @ani_laurel Makes sure the engine is attached to the wheels
malc: nooo, banana
Lithobraker: they definitely will have self discharged by now, lipos are pretty shit at storing energy for more than a year
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Banana is dead
ani_laurel: thank you
Driosenth: @ani_laurel transmits power from engine to wheels
MagisterMystax: Is A Man's Romance a toilet on wheels?
Welbog: Go banana!
TXC2: the transmission transfers the power from the engine into the axles/ wheels
Astra7525: @MagisterMystax no, it's the Crown Vic
KiroWhitefin: lrrAWW lrrAWW
Thane1607: wait, the buses are drift models...
MaddogM: Are the buses stuck in each other in the pit?
RockPusher: Did you use the right mod/livery or is there a literal banana just sitting on the grid? lrrBEEJ
8_Escape: So is the banana a banana shaped car or a literal banana?
MagisterMystax: @MagisterMystax Ah!
Driosenth: banana for scale
TXC2: 8_Escape welcome to LRR Kappa
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is the Banana car just a regular banana, and the driver walk around the track carrying it?
ani_laurel: I know nothing about cars
LordZarano: Is our remaining fuel listed up top somewhere?
RockPusher: Differentials are cool
Welbog: Differential, pretty much magic.
Astra7525: You remember the Banamobile from the Bloodhoundgang's music video? probably that one
thirsty_kitteh: There is a great series of 1930s films on these topics
brucektrain: hi
KiroWhitefin: @8_Escape It does have wheels, but not much else
Reydien: there's a video from like the 60s on youtube that does a great explanation of the differential
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ani_laurel: I hope the banana car is something out of a Richard Scarrry book
margieargie: A transmission is when I have a goal I need to achieve :p
TXC2: malc yes
ExachixKitsune: @margieargie I almost spit out my drink
brucektrain: @malc honda lawn mower
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh - I got that reference
Sunidesus: oh hey, it's an extremely rare LRR stream that I can watch live!
Welbog: Not enough black holes?
Kidror: The commissioner is doing a bad job
opal_moth: @margieargie I love that XD
Driosenth: I thought you were trying to recreate Wacky Racers
DarkMorford: I suspect part of the problem with the forklift is that it's rear steering. Having the "front" wheels *behind* the "rear" wheels probably doesn't make the AI and physics systems happy.
PixelArtDragon: Of course not. The race /commissioner/ is doing a great job.
Crad0k: bubby
8_Escape: That's the second time in as many weeks I've heard the name Blaseball.
LordZarano: Differentials are easy enough to understand, but limited slip diffs...
Lithobraker: I've been wondering, can I chain like 3 torque converters in serial and get a CVT?
Saunabath: In my head canon the race leader is Jumpsuit Jacques. He never seemed to care for what's actually happening in the race
DoctorHutch: jlrrDang it bobby!
mrenglish22: I can't believe you just let go of the wheel! So unsafe!
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] I guess I'm trying to recreate blaseball in race driving.
LRRbot: New quote #7734: "I guess I'm trying to recreate blaseball in race driving." —Ian [2021-08-21]
KiroWhitefin: Man that mower can drive
Sunidesus: Wow! Ian! You are the first person to say my name right!
chonkski: When i worked as a lube tech at the local toyota dealership, one if my coworkers legit used to race law mowers during the breaks on the weekend races
Thatwasademo: this is way too light-hearted and good and not forcing anguish to be blaseball
PsychoI3oy: oh man, mower races in wreckfest are so fun to watch
KiroWhitefin: There is actual mower racing
Thatwasademo: I guess both are kind of wacky
Astra7525: @chonkski I just learned the term lube-tech
red_shoes_jeff: We can dance if we want to.
Crad0k: yeah, people build ten second mowers
PixelArtDragon: @KiroWhitefin And it's doing it pretty well, too!
CaptainEnder7: You can dance if you want to
KiroWhitefin: Damn that truck almost topples from other cars passing by
red_shoes_jeff: We can leave that truck behind.
Crad0k: i mean, people try to build ten second *everythings*
malc: well, no
mrenglish22: @chonkski Are law mowers what judges use to get rid of lawyers they don't like?
TXC2: what is the power/weight ratio on that mower ?
orimazer: ummm
lostluckDev: annual Punch A Chunk
Alas_Babylon: Welllll...
malc: you have another :P
kusinohki: I vaguely remember a super nintendo racing game where the starting engine was described as "your basic lawn mower engine"
roadhog123: Cam and Ian Christmas?
thirsty_kitteh: There is also the Punch-a-Chunk these days
Driosenth: annual year in review
KiroWhitefin: @PixelArtDragon Haven't watched it much, but cool!
interiorexplosion: Boxing day stream?
MaddogM: xmas stream
TXC2: longest running once a year stream
ani_laurel: desert bus?
ARandomPlatypus: Table top day?
rabbitgta: ian and cameron Christmas ?
8_Escape: I mean Char's currently in second.
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
dpj2009: on average there is 30,000 parts in each automobile
Alas_Babylon: The annual celebration of Penn and Teller might count methinks
TXC2: Alas_Babylon not a LRR stream
Reydien: @Lithobraker if it connects how I think, I believe the problem would be that the power would be distributed evenly between the "power" output and the "control" input, if that makes sense. you'd have to torque the input equal to the power going out to the wheels, or else the input would "become" the output
Alas_Babylon: ah fair
PixelArtDragon: @Alas_Babylon Is that counted as a LRR stream? It's on a different channel
brucektrain: what wheel he's using?
Saunabath: I wonder how much smaller the number is on EVs
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, y'all are right
TXC2: are you Thor?
Crad0k: weather is happening here too
Crad0k: thundering for a couple of hours now
accountmadeforants: It's true, Sol Badguy is very powerful
ARandomPlatypus: Ian is a weather god confirmed?
saiarcot895: weather might be happening in the actual Le Mans too
Thatwasademo: does the weather have any correlation to real LeMans weather
PixelArtDragon: @Saunabath Would it count electronic components though?
Thatwasademo: because that would be neat
DaSunao: Good morning everyone
malc: thatwasademo: not this year
TXC2: hello DaSunao welcome
DoctorHutch: Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
PixelArtDragon: "I paid for the whole throttle, I'm going to use the whole throttle"
TheMerricat: The real question is if Ian can sync his turn signals up with the cars ahead of him chat :P
Toucansuit: @accountmadeforants BANdiTo REVoLVaAH
Thane1607: collision seems to be off
Astra7525: I heard the forklift in the pitlane again :D
Mangledpixel: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes," said Obi Wan, dealing in an absolute
8_Escape: So are all these other cars other players or AI?
malc: AI
orimazer: where judau tho
ani_laurel: Night Watch is 19th
conelavuv: i can't tell why Ian keeps damaging the transmission. it shouldn't be breaking this fast
TXC2: keep on keeping on
kusinohki: does Rio keep dancing along the sand?
brucektrain: what buses are there on?
BtEtta: Ryo will get that QTE eventually.
MagisterMystax: 0 (rounded up)
malc: lol
ani_laurel: oh, that would do it
chonkski: If I can believe in Rio, then somewhere Rio can believe in you, bust out Ian
PixelArtDragon: Jedi use negative numbers as well as natural numbers, Sith only use natural numbers: Sith only deal in absolutes.
Saunabath: @PixelArtDragon If they're counted on a combustion engine car...
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] You really count that whole zero, don't you?
LRRbot: New quote #7735: "You really count that whole zero, don't you?" —Ian [2021-08-21]
ryuhimora: @Crad0k LUL LUL LUL
Thatwasademo: He's going the distance!
TXC2: Cheevo?!
Thatwasademo: He's going for speeeeeed
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: oooooh it's the LRRMans!
Mikiao: Was it the "we have plenty of fuel" achievo?
Reydien: previousy X years didn't count
Astra7525: @PixelArtDragon *slow clap*
TheEuphoGuy: lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: GANT GANT
Mangledpixel: maybe the achievements have been added since last year?
dpj2009: @thatwasademo he's all alooooone (w bots Kappa)
DigitalSeahorse: or just GANT
mtvcdm: The sun has gone down and the moon has gone up, and long ago somebody left with the cup
malc: a scant GANT
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thirsty_kitteh: No "Numinous" on that list? :P
Driosenth: the video in question https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AMh2Ho346c
fiftymcnasty: Blank Check is a good podcast
chonkski: what about Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf?
Brozard: Oh, that was a Kevin Caldwell video IIRC
Thatwasademo: here he comes, here comes Ian Horner, he's a demon on wheels
ThirdGames: Speed Racer is wild, I love it
accountmadeforants: Yes, but have you seen "This is (not) the greatest song in the world."? The Tenacious D/Evangelion mashup? https://youtu.be/afZu1hxAQQ0
RockPusher: RE the differential discussion earlier - the old video thirsty_kitteh mentioned with the good explanation is here: https://archive.org/details/0542_Around_the_Corner_05_54_57_29
DigitalSeahorse: tootToot tootToot tootDEE escher3DOOT mcd00dD00t feliciaOoh
RandomTrivia: (I have returned from the shop)
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh sweet, this is happening this year too!
Thatwasademo: don't be distracted, Ian
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: Gant?
RandomTrivia: GANT
Welbog: Never read chat! Ian, don't read this! Stop it!
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
ThirdGames: Ian, perhaps an odd question, do you have a favorite vehicle with an odd number of wheels?
DigitalSeahorse: GANT
dpj2009: eyes on chat Kappa
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant 🏁
KyubiStormMage: gant
TheEuphoGuy: GANT!
potatao42: gant
Thatwasademo: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
ryuhimora: GANT GANT
Saunabath: Eyes on GANT
Brozard: I think the Speed Racer video was Brad DeMoss?
DigitalSeahorse: Porsche
RandomTrivia: That Delorean sounds GOOD
ExachixKitsune: I wonder how they got that sign up there. Did they use a scissor lift, or was it a GANT-ry crane
malc: is lrrbot set to allow two !gants before the cooldown triggers? because that's A+ coding
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh ... oh this is delightful
Crad0k: *if* that thing gets up to 88...
RandomTrivia: Most of the commands have a cooldown after 2 uses
Anubis169: Greetings Ian! lrrAWESOME
Thatwasademo: ah, the secret gant gant option
SmithKurosaki: How's everyone doing today
Anubis169: Good to see you this LRRmans
RandomTrivia: Some after 1 use, some after as many as 4
TXC2: hello Anubis169
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis
Anubis169: hihi TXC2 <3
RockPusher: Majima changes gears‽
accountmadeforants: Oh, and even more powerful, "I did (not) mean to blow your mind." https://youtu.be/n9UanTCFKKg
DigitalSeahorse: have you disqualified yet?
dpj2009: shrek racing is gold
Driosenth: cheer110 Ian, chat is here for all your distracted driving needs
TheAinMAP: Thunder.
Anubis169: Flappy Paddle Gearbox, or Level Attachment?
Simbionis: Yeah what's up with the transmission in this car?
Welbog: Four cliffed
Boolean263: @TheAinMAP ah ah ah aaaah ah ah aaah ah
SquareDotCube: Don't get killed by it!
brucektrain: oh winga dinga
SmithKurosaki: Thanks Anubis :)
SievertSchreibr: Oh, it’s that time of the year we get to enjoy LRRmans!
Thatwasademo: drive parallel to him and order food
Mikiao: Does it run on fry grease?
Astra7525: I was kind of hpoiung it played ice-cream truck music
SquareDotCube: it runs on raspberries
Crad0k: jesus, put your muffler back on ronald
TheAinMAP: That was a sentence.
TXC2: that car is longer then an aircraft carrier
ExachixKitsune: it what
Anubis169: SmithKurosaki: 'ello
BlueChloroplast: it seems to be damaged when ian goes over the edges
SievertSchreibr: Also hi Ian, mods and chat
SmithKurosaki: I'm sad I missed the start of Lemans, but I was battling the streaming site for access
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, that forklift might have barely enough fuel for a single lap....
brucektrain: OOF
Anubis169: as opposed to an exterior goddammit
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
TXC2: hello SievertSchreibr welcome
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kSilhouetteCrow mst3kSilhouetteJoel mst3kSilhouetteTom vrrrrrrrrrooooorrrrm
malc: bonk
mrenglish22: You mussed that turn earlier too
rabbitgta: lrrFINE
RockPusher: !quote 5066
LRRbot: Quote #5066: "We all had a good laugh when Ian slammed directly into a wall of tires." —Ian [2018-06-17]
Astra7525: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Aren't forklifts electric?
SmithKurosaki: I look forward to Zeta shenanigans this morning
Lithobraker: reydien are we talking about the same thing where the torque converter uses a fluid coupling of a impeller and stator with a
DoctorHutch: yep, that music video was great.
Anubis169: which car are you driving?
Welbog: Propane accessory
Thatwasademo: does the pit here even have propane stocks?
ShaneLeeAtk: How is a forklift top heavy??
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, that's why they always explode in games
Thatwasademo: is that why the forklift is having trouble?
brucektrain: noriLikethis1 noriLikethis2
Lithobraker: reydien *impeller and turbine with a stator
Anubis169: ooooo
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kJoel katesHm pppppropaine
LordZarano: Was not expecting propane
red_shoes_jeff: Alright. It's the farmer's market and Free Guy for me. Catch you later!.
RandomTrivia: Have fun, red_shoes_jeff!
dpj2009: propane tanks need to be refilled or replaced
PixelArtDragon: Maybe the forklift is electric?
TXC2: so long red_shoes_jeff stay safe
RandomTrivia: I like to think the forklift is diesel-electric, like a locomotive
brucektrain: BRAKES CHECK
Welbog: Near miss there
ScaredToDeaf: Also - Hey LRR community - i would like to introduce you to brucektrain - my younger brother and a modder for Asseto Corsa
Thatwasademo: that van is driving way too sanely
MaddogM: are collisions on?
margieargie: I should probably slip out for a while too
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Now Ian, if at some point the race needs to restart, and if it seems the Banana car is broken, might I suggest looking if there is a Pink Pig in the game to put Cori in?
Driosenth: Pit for fuel and repair?
Mangledpixel: I've a feeling that car/car collisions are turned off
TXC2: ScaredToDeaf hello brucektrain
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, Fuel Cell all the things, I meant that specific forklift :D
PixelArtDragon: But how many crates can the forklift move in one workday?
RandomTrivia: That's why it sounds like it does
brucektrain: Hello TXC2
Creature_Comforts: GANT
LordZarano: !gant
LRRbot: Gant!
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
Welbog: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT
ElementalAlchemist: GANT!
potatao42: GANT
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant 🏁
SquareDotCube: Sunny thunderstorms
Crad0k: i think you need to hike your ride height
Driosenth: Oh, those are laps, not liters
brucektrain: TRANS DEADD
DoctorHutch: goood bye transmission
Nixupixu: same place again?
RandomTrivia: The Warner Siblings van is WAY too good at protecting its line
rabbitgta: trans again
brucektrain: noriKnob
TXC2: transmission number 3 dead
dpj2009: too many late shifts?
malc: jlrrPit
LordZarano: Thunder heralding the arrival of the GANT
Orgmastron: jlrrPit
DrakoniteStreams: what is the transmission made of, paper mache?
TheAinMAP: jlrrPit
saiarcot895: check settings for collisions?
PixelArtDragon: *Wayne June voice* Back to the pits!
Welbog: Need a second clutch to disengage the transmission and swap in the backup transmission.
RandomTrivia: Do we have instant pit-stops now?
TemporallyAwry: You've got plenty of time to get a feel for it ;p
The_Flying_Bun: It's a Renault, yes, it is made of paper mache and dreams
Crad0k: @dpj2009 i think it's being ground away on the curbs
pimiento: renault in the 70s and 80s weren't known for strong gearboxes..
8_Escape: Surprised there isn't a tow truck raxing around.
theovenbird: What type of car is Ian driving?
RandomTrivia: I remember having to sit in the pits for a while
LordZarano: !egmelt
mrenglish22: @RandomTrivia renault 5 turbo
Electrodyne: Avocado pits
Gizmoloid: Speaking of Engel AMV - any opinions on the Prodigy - Breathe AMV "Breath of Evangelion"? For some reason it doesn't seem to exist on YT so here's link for download https://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=123167
Lithobraker: smithkuroski this is why I prefer 24hr of nurburgring to le mans, they actually have public streams
dpj2009: @electrodyne PJSalt
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Now Ian, if at some point the race needs to restart, and if it seems the Banana car is broken, might I suggest looking if there is a Pink Pig in the game to put Cori in?
SquareDotCube: Wasn't here when we did the roster, do we have Alex driving a Lada or Trebant?
kusinohki: can you turn transmission damage off?
ArtofRanael: So... what if you need to pee?
Anubis169: Ian, this is ArtofRanael... she drifts IRL
Astra7525: @Lithobraker but apparently bad publicity as I have only JUST LEARNED that was a thing
Crad0k: no, i means *should* you be double clutching?
EmberNeo: I'm curious, Ian, if you have a pair of racing gloves similar to the ones in game?
ArtofRanael: Trans stress, skip the gears if I were you
sbuiko: too much clutch barking?
ArtofRanael: Oh well good lock
RandomTrivia: Not to be confused with Manual-ZAM, which requires user input lrrBEEJ
rabbitgta: its the pit stop for all fluid cycling
brucektrain: BUS
ArtofRanael: well skip the damaged one
ScaredToDeaf: brucektrain are either of these yours?
Anubis169: LOL
Anubis169: who's racing a london bus
EmberNeo: We have buses?
TXC2: Big pilup here
Welbog: Stable, stable
Crad0k: oh, the rare 'zero clutching'
Thatwasademo: there's probably multiple buses, right?
opal_moth: murder busses
RandomTrivia: We have 5 DesertBus buses, and a double-decker
ShaneLeeAtk: Yeah.. Transmissions no like that.
Thane1607: Drift buses
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian doesn't have a chair, he just sits on the rim of a bucket Kappa
TXC2: AND FAST!
philippekav: speaking of top heavy LUL
ScaredToDeaf: LUL - The double decker bus there is brucektrain's work
NightValien28: for country and queen???
brucektrain: Ah yes the double decker bus... my mod..... LUL
LordZarano: Go bathtub go!
roadhog123: Not a London bus, a Kowloon bus.
ScaredToDeaf: Thank you ian for using my brothers work!
DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia Fun fact, in the car data files you can set how long it takes to change a tire, fill a liter of fuel, and repair 10% of car damage. So you could make one where the tires pop on and off like LEGO, but fuels so slow the pit crew is basically siphoning it in. :p
ArtofRanael: Oh god is your clutch givin away? I didnt hear it
Anubis169: i stand corrected
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia LUL
EmberNeo: This would be a weird but fun race to watch IRL
TXC2: and his black and white cat?
Anubis169 dies laughing twice
Crad0k: in theory, you can shift without clutching, it's just... hard, and with a high fail chance
RockPusher: fugiBus
RandomTrivia: LUL Amazing
saiarcot895: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
potatao42: g a n t
Thatwasademo: It's graham!
LordZarano: !venga
LRRbot: We are sorry to announce that the Venga Bus service to San Francisco is delayed by approximately 10 minutes.
DeM0nFiRe: 🏜️ 🚌
MagisterMystax: Is there a second Ian driving the Night Watch bus?
Thatwasademo: Hi virtual AI Graham!
EmberNeo: Who the bus is driving the Night Watch bus?
Astra7525: Can't you go by noise?
Anubis169: it's not hard Ian, but making mistakes while learning is very costly
DrakoniteStreams: it only pulled over to rotate the bus cushions
TXC2: we invented the syncromesh gearbox for a reason
brucektrain: the double decker bus of any of my bus mods are limited to 125km/h (77mph)
ArtofRanael: Itll take some doin, gey back in Japan - my drift captain have 3.5 gear - its a bit importabt
Astra7525: The noise of which we dare not speak
ArtofRanael: Krrrrr~
ExachixKitsune: @brucektrain is that fore ingame reasons, or for realism reasons?
PixelArtDragon: That noise really grinds my gears
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Anubis169: oh Ian, ArtofRanael was also one of the artists for One Punch Man's animation :)
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
EmberNeo: What happened?
ArtofRanael: OK CHAT - DONT TWITCH AND DRIVE
ArtofRanael: artofr2Aya artofr2Aya artofr2Aya
Lithobraker: nurburgring also seems to have far more silly attrition events, and it has a carrousel
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: which position are we?
PixelArtDragon: Try spinning, that's a neat trick!
EmberNeo: I'm no good with cars lol
RockPusher: We didn't need that Egmelt anyway
SquareDotCube: they went to pit
Thatwasademo: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit the president!
RandomTrivia: I'd love an Egmelt right about now
Welbog: Bus is big enough to get what bus wants.
brucektrain: @brucektrain both. cuz the double decker that Ian passed is one of mine. with Stock Diesel Power Curve.
TXC2: too late Lrrbot
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kWoS letoHenlo_HF ssandHI
ArtofRanael: Theres aFORKLIFT??
Anubis169: there is
RandomTrivia: Yep
Brozard: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
LordZarano: Good advice LRRbot!
PixelArtDragon: The forklift completed a whole lap!
Anubis169: and the tyres are AWFUL :D
TXC2: damn right there is
RandomTrivia: The forklift has completed several laps!
ExachixKitsune: wow, 3 pits due to transmission in 9 laps?
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RockPusher: The forklift's … is just terrible
ScaredToDeaf: PhorrestGaze deafmiH Thank you mate :D
ArtofRanael: ok what does LRR means?
TemporallyAwry: !findquote forklift
LRRbot: Quote #6735: "I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue." —Paul [2020-01-27]
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think that forklift is driving from pitlane to pitlane, never crossing the line
TXC2: ArtofRanael Loading Ready Run
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KiroWhitefin: Don't worry Ian, there will be people getting DQs and DNFs below us!
ArtofRanael: ohhhh
Anubis169: LRR is Loading Ready Run, the name of this group of delightful humans :D
Brozard: @artofranael The channel’s namesake
ArtofRanael: naruhodo
RandomTrivia: @ArtofRanael Loading Ready Run, a line of text from the old Commodore 64, after which their logo is designed
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
ScaredToDeaf: PhorrestGaze May i ask for one for my brother brucektrain ?
EmberNeo: Ayyy, thanks for the gift sub!
SquareDotCube: clearly the forklift needs an upgrade from propane engine to a jet engine
Anubis169: isn't the forklift rear-wheel-steer too?
KiroWhitefin: The AI is coasting Ian, saves fuel consumption
DigitalSeahorse: mcd00dSootHype mcd00dSoots mcd00dSootHype mcd00dSoot1210
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PixelArtDragon: @Anubis169 Sure is
ScaredToDeaf: PhorrestGaze you legend deafmiH
Welbog: Phew
RandomTrivia: EEP
RandomTrivia: That was close
Welbog: Real nailbiter there.
Anubis169: nicely done
brucektrain: cheers
Welbog: Eyes on the road
TXC2: silly Ian, stats are for chat
ArtofRanael: I was told by friends from Ebisu Circuit who seens Le Mans, this is actually one of the purest form of just "drive" its so skill heavy vause apparently ebdurance is a thing
DigitalSeahorse: eyes on the road! nukomaRonannto
Lithobraker: (the carousel is a tight turn with a drainage ditch on the inside where drivers realized that driving in the drainage ditch was effectively a banked turn and allowed them to go into the corner way faster)
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, the car you drove last year is now in 19th place
PixelArtDragon: I got the power!
Anubis169: go for it!
Thatwasademo: speaking of the leaderboard, OMEGA is apparently in 14th and we haven't seen it
Anubis169: by the power of greyskull!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Welbog: Gosh this is scary.
Thane1607: it's like my bed time. Night all
PixelArtDragon: Now THIS is LRRMansracing!
Creature_Comforts: GANT
Welbog: GANT
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
TXC2: the harmonising
malc: !gant
Ranakel: gant gant
ani_laurel: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT
Anubis169: manBRO KAPOW
RandomTrivia: P O R S C H E
Welbog: Holy moly, -28!
RockPusher: Sorry Yorri, all is Egmelt now
TXC2: Welbog not taking a pitstop helps :p
Welbog: :D
Thatwasademo: Say hi to Bibendum, chat
PixelArtDragon: Around 1 hour down, 23 to go!
Brozard: PSA: Don’t add Trader Joe’s blueberry lavender almond milk to fermented coffee unless you like the taste of sour fruit in the morning
RandomTrivia: @Thatwasademo I read that like a pre-kill one-liner :D
Welbog: D:
Thatwasademo: is that the QWRP news van
RandomTrivia: Oof
Anubis169: Welcome to the 24h of LRRmans
Thatwasademo: mobile broadcasting van, rather
Anubis169: the weather is fair, the track is dry
Anubis169: and reverse is the gear of choice
RandomTrivia: LUL
Simbionis: Go ryo go!
DandyGeek: the forklift is genius
potatao42: look at that forklift go!
Welbog: Forklift ;_; you can make it
Anubis169: that friggin' forklift manLOL
RandomTrivia: That forklift is absolutely wonderful EVERY time we see it
Astra7525: Truly inspirational to constantly see that forklift try and try again
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Transmission failing again on this lap, I'm calling it
62MGcobra: i wonder how flimsy that steering wheel is IRL
Saunabath: Has the forklift made a lap?
Anubis169: the physical one Ian's using?
philippekav: why are they racing with the forks up ? LUL
TXC2: Forklift is the magikrap of race cars Kappa
Thatwasademo: maybe some lap we'll make it to the pit without being towed
RandomTrivia: 62MGcobra Not very, given how much ForceFeedback Ian uses
Anubis169: it's pretty sturdy
Welbog: You gotta put some donuts on the line for that bet.
Snowcookies: Claws, I mean Forks Up!
pyro_phage: Ganbatte Forklift-chan!
accountmadeforants: @philippekav If they eliminate all the other drivers they win by default :)
62MGcobra: @RandomTrivia the car he's driving
Brozard: Has there been a racing game at a LoadingReadyLAN?
Crad0k: i think they mean the one in the car with the L shape
Lithobraker: Please tell me someone's running in reverse in a DAF
Anubis169: ok we have a pickup truck
sbuiko: what a maneuver
Anubis169: and... is that a an LDV?
TXC2: VAN WHAT YOU DOING?!
MehallD: okay, I hit a 5:38 so far, so not *awful*
Anubis169: uh oh, wet track!
Crad0k: wait, is it just one point? that's even worse
MrSVCD: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25:36.
Welbog: @MehallD Nice!
KiroWhitefin: The doubledecker nearly flipped trying to course correct after Ian's pass :P
RandomTrivia: I love that the aggression is so high that as we approach the bus, going way faster, it still swings across to try to block
Snowcookies: How has it already been an hour
RockPusher: The correct side!
xerjen: Hello everybody. How is the driving in circles going? Are we winning yet?
AlliterativeAlternative: of right lrr mans!
TXC2: hello xerjen welcome
Welbog: @xerjen We have many circles. Many gants.
TXC2: hello AlliterativeAlternative welcome
RandomTrivia: Welcome welcome, new arrivals
RandomTrivia: Welp
Crad0k: ugh, first time i drove a LHD i kept bashing my hand off the door trying to change gear
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
RandomTrivia: Nailed the landing
TXC2: reading chat strikes again!
KiroWhitefin: That rearvie mirror held? Wo
ElementalAlchemist: GANT!
Brozard: lrrFINE
jordorowsky: how did Derek get the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van to France!?
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
Welbog: GANT though
DrakoniteStreams: just over 1 hor
RandomTrivia: GANT
potatao42: hour dangit is correct
KiroWhitefin: *wow
DrakoniteStreams: *hour
pyro_phage: Hour Dangit here at LRRMANS
sbuiko: i thougth once it spins, let go of the wheel
LurkerSpine: I didn't realize there was a 2nd Assetto Corsa
Brozard: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
brucektrain: how many hours until race over?
Welbog: 23
Thatwasademo: getting passed by Derek
RandomTrivia: Dawn of the final race - 23 hours remain
WanderingOmen: are these other cars actual players or just bots?
TXC2: brucektrain we're doing a full 24 hours
KiroWhitefin: The vans did astoundingly last year
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Bota
Thatwasademo: I can hear Beej's Derek voice in my head talking about the pass
TXC2: WanderingOmen bots
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: *bots
sbuiko: but, not with this steering wheel!
kusinohki: I'm sorry.... thumbs have been broken in spin outs??
RandomTrivia: I mean, we only have a lap of fuel left, do we want to push it?
TXC2: "the forces? which one?" "I don;t know?.....Nuclear strong?"
theblakdeth: more body roll than me after quarantine
roadi83: thats one funny race :D just tuned in, greetings from germany
Brozard: The wheel turns the tires but the tires turn the wheel too
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ever trust the pigeons.
xerjen: I see some new vehicles. Are the suicide buses back on the trackß
MrSVCD: Can you speed in the pits?
SnuggleFoxes: back to the pit!
Welbog: Growing up in a winterful country, we learned to deal with spins by driving around on an ice-slick empty parking lot. Best way to learn to regain control of a vehicle is where it's safe to do so.
RandomTrivia: UH
Brozard: Pigeons? The Goodfeathers?
Driosenth: cheer220 11 laps, first two digit palidrome
Crad0k: yeah, wheels connected to the steering wheel, when the wheels go weird in a spin, the steering wheel can do bad things
Thatwasademo: congratulations on an actual pit stop
RandomTrivia: What the BUS was that crash?!
DrakoniteStreams: I can hear Derek talking about trying to find his way to the farmer's market and feeling like he is going in circles
RandomTrivia: Hi Ryo!
Thatwasademo: shoutouts to ZETA
LordZarano: !egmelt
RandomTrivia: P I T
Brozard: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
Thatwasademo: there are multiple Beejes on the track, it would appear
Thatwasademo: between Derek and ZETA
RandomTrivia: Follow that forklift!
PixelArtDragon: I'm curious what causes the forklift to fail, it should have enough juice to get all the way around.
Gadora: Ad time, I guess.
TXC2: is it really Ree-oh or is it row?
Thatwasademo: what is Anne Murray driving
RandomTrivia: Go go Anne Murray Bathtub!
RockPusher: fugiBus
Thatwasademo: OMEGA SHIFT LOOMS
LordZarano: We must protect our precious Ryo
Astra7525: umm... the forklift disappeared
Brozard: Also, is there a Fursuit Vehicle? I don’t remember seeing one
RockPusher: there it is
mtvcdm: And the forklift... goes away
TXC2: Forklift vanished
Fairgrim: did it already pit
ElementalAlchemist: goodbye Ryo
saiarcot895: yup
Micsig: lrrSPOOP
APartofManny: uhm
Welbog: I looked away briefly.
RandomTrivia: UH
mtvcdm: !clip
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RandomTrivia: Welp
Saunabath: yep
potatao42: lrrSPOOP
HubbeKing: HAUNTED FORKLIFT
Crad0k: i, uh, blinked
TXC2: 100%
DeM0nFiRe: Press F to pay respects
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ani_laurel: Ijust came back from an ad
LordZarano: lrrFINE
Ranakel: Shenmue bugs so strong they cross games
Welbog: UHM
thraximore: I was watching the whole time and I don't know what happened
SnowBuddy18: I was tabbed off
AtomicAlchemical: Ghost Lift
brucektrain: Was that an LIMO?
beowuuf: yeah, blinking was a bad idea pparently
DandyGeek: that wasn't a thunderstorm, that was the forklift hitting 88 mph
KiroWhitefin: @LoadingReadyRun It is NOT the first time it has done so.
RockPusher: Ryo I suspect keeps getting hauled to the pit for being the slow
Snowcookies: I was in another tab
Thatwasademo: forklift got instant-teleportation-towed just like you can do
v_nome: Ian, forklift has been dead for 20 years.
PixelArtDragon: lrrSPOOPY
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It can drive for 200 meters and fails
ExachixKitsune: you never seen that happen IRL? Just... vanishing forklifts
sbuiko: so that's how far it can go after the pitstop
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: lrrSPOOPY
Max_Mckayful: We agreed not to talk about it or the spooks will get us
thraximore: @v_nome lrrSPOOP
brucektrain: Is that an Caddy Limbo?
PixelArtDragon: Now I'm just glad the forklift I drove on Wednesday didn't do that
MrSVCD: Which car does Ian drive?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Renault 5 turbo
SkylerRingtail: The forklift disappeared, then a few seconds later there was an explosion. I'm c oncerned
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Astra7525: hahah
SmithKurosaki: Real Race Update: One of the class leading cars was just given a warning for not staying in the lines.
TXC2: 8.8 MPH
kusinohki: aww, I missed a vanishing forklift while getting lunch out of the oven??
Astra7525: @TXC2 there it is
SmithKurosaki: Amusing timing to see Ian out of the lines :p
RockPusher: The thunder is the forklift being transported via bifrost
Ukon_Cairns: what is passing us
DeM0nFiRe: NIce
RandomTrivia: :D
Ranakel: Lego Racers changed
TheAinMAP: LEGO?
Thatwasademo: a strong car choice
PixelArtDragon: Yep, that sure is a lego car
brucektrain: Ah great, even better. The Limo is also one of my other mod. but very old mod.
RandomTrivia: 2x4 Plate is such a perfect name
TXC2: oh wow it is lego and all
KiroWhitefin: Damn I didn't see that during the linup
WanderingOmen: uhhh when did lego enter the race
SmithKurosaki: I kind of love that
KiroWhitefin: Proper quick too
ani_laurel: that looks ridiculous in real size. I love it
Thatwasademo: lego car OP
kusinohki: can I have an actual car made of lego? collision repair would be a lot easier
saiarcot895: i bet the tires never wear out :P
MagisterMystax: It must be so light
Brozard: It runs on the power of imagination
PsychoI3oy: it runs on 'vroom'
TXC2: no fuel? is it a wind up?
AtomicAlchemical: It's 100% plastic body, so very light on the track
Fairgrim: is this Forza cause I just saw some LEGO
DandyGeek: IAN.
PixelArtDragon: Runs on those energy crystals from those space mining sets from around 2000
RandomTrivia: IAN HORNER
thraximore: LUL
RandomTrivia: The clutch must release instantly, you just tell it to Lego lrrBEEJ
Ukon_Cairns: mpieLUL
WanderingOmen: good lord
Crad0k: runs on one of those technic motors and 4 AAs
Critterbot: NotLikeThis
Astra7525: I just wished that lego car had the original terrible white block that contained a 9V cell.
DeM0nFiRe: @PixelArtDragon Lego Rock Raiders was also a legit PC game
TXC2: Ian "deeze nuts" Horner
DrakoniteStreams: I..would prefer to not call you that
DeM0nFiRe: "We need more energy crystals!"
brucektrain: Limo gooo
potatao42: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
RockPusher: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Thatwasademo: !advice
LRRbot: You can't dupe the nut.
PixelArtDragon: What would be really cool is if someone did a rip of one of the Lego Island cars
62MGcobra: is that real lego cause at that size its more like megablok
Astra7525: That right there was a perfect screenshot of this race: A bus, a lego car and the presidential limo
RockPusher: fugiBus
SkylerRingtail: What is President Birb a reference to (if anything)?
DeM0nFiRe: Lego Island was cool too
WanderingOmen: was that the presidental motorcade?
Thatwasademo: we saw OMEGA right after the pit too
brucektrain: @WanderingOmen yep
RandomTrivia: Suck it, OMEGA
brucektrain: DTS Limo
mercano82: Oh, jeeze, have to pass two long boys in the turns.
Crad0k: it isn't, omega passed us when the forklift went away
LordZarano: @62MGcobra Duplo
WanderingOmen: this game is wild
TXC2: the fact we just past the 10 placed car shows how much time pit stops take
ani_laurel: Omega has at least lapped us
RandomTrivia: @WanderingOmen To be fair, we have modded it into oblivion
pyro_phage: Ian no, hold onto the steering wheel!
saiarcot895: uh, why does the lap counter say 24/37?
WanderingOmen: oh that would make sense
ElementalAlchemist: That's our position now
Creature_Comforts: @saiarcot895 It switched to overall placement
theblakdeth: attacking the Porche. urges and surviving is a good dream
saiarcot895: oh got it
theblakdeth: Porche curves. ugh phones
mtvcdm: 16/200 is the laps the leader has completed.
RandomTrivia: That seems to be cut off
ryuhimora: did we figure out if the forklift has enough fuel to do a lap yet?>
RandomTrivia: Oh right, it's on the leaderboard
ElementalAlchemist: We figured out that the forklift teleports away
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ArcOfTheConclave: lrrmans, best racing anime of this year.
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TXC2: ryuhimora we saw it vanish, so no
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @ryuhimora it despawns after 200 meters
Thatwasademo: the forklift gets towed back at some point, might not be due to fuel though
PixelArtDragon: Woah, the center of gravity of that Lego car is a pretty high
SkylerRingtail: Whoo, not last!
Saunabath: The number at the top shows the race leaders situation
RandomTrivia: @ryuhimora Your namesake doesn't seem to be having a good day
Thatwasademo: we saw it get towed
ryuhimora: oh no!
philippekav: just follow le LEGO
accountmadeforants: You heard it here first, time's not real, we made it all up!
Thatwasademo: Hey AI Graham!
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PixelArtDragon: Oh NOW we get collisions
TXC2: SUB HYPE ANSWER
RandomTrivia: The tailswing on the DBuses is terrifying
mtvcdm: Do not run into the butt of Night Watch
SkylerRingtail: Have any of the AI DNF'd yet?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Earthenone: i forgot, how many cars did we start with?
Crad0k: @accountmadeforants i mean, that's not... entirely untrue?
DarkMorford: Hm, looks like the forklift defaults to having 35 L of fuel, with a maximum of 75 L. I don't know enough about the game mechanics to say how far around the track that gets it.
MrSVCD: Doesn't Grand Turismo 4 have a actual 24 of LeMans track. (I think it is 4, could be 3.)
ShaneLeeAtk: That is a fast bus.
LordZarano: What country is the Lego car driving for?
RandomTrivia: How can we be 22nd out of 37 if we started with 34?
Royal_Pride21: hi ian and all
TXC2: we STARTED with 34?
RandomTrivia: Have we gained cars?
TXC2: hello Royal_Pride21 welcome
Astra7525: @LordZarano Legoland, probably
accountmadeforants: LordZarano LegoLand
sbuiko: i like that this bus accelerates the same amount as a turbo from the 80ies
Thatwasademo: if we started with 34, we've gained cars
Crad0k: the ai cars are budding
mtvcdm: Well, we started with 37, but we have two DNF's and the forklift will never finish a lap.
mtvcdm: DNS's rather
TXC2: are the cars having children?
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HalvariChan: Just got here, is there a Gant Gant this year?!
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RandomTrivia: Well, Derek IS 19... lrrBEEJ
azureHaights: Smooth Chicane is the name of my jazz-eurobeat fusion band
SkylerRingtail: @mtvcdm Which two?
ryuhimora: The forklift is in hell
Thatwasademo: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
mtvcdm: The banana was one of the DNS's it seems.
Thatwasademo: !badadvice
LRRbot: School is not important.
Astra7525: @ryuhimora It's the Sisyphus of this race
SkylerRingtail: @mtvcdm Oh no!
LordZarano: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
ElementalAlchemist: WHAT
RockPusher: !quote 6141
LRRbot: Quote #6141: "Your burger hat won't save you from ME!" —Ian [2019-06-19]
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
APartofManny: umh.....
Wolfstrike_NL: Uhm
saiarcot895: yup, collisions are off
AlliterativeAlternative: ummm
brucektrain: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TXC2: GHOST CAR!
Earthenone: did we phase through ronald?
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOPY
thraximore: NotLikeThis
SkylerRingtail: I take it collisions are off?
Thatwasademo: collisions have been off the whole time, eh?
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: The bus stopped anyway
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ
PaperDoopliss: "Ian Horner? I haven't heard that name for 50 years!"
RandomTrivia: GANT
thraximore: sure seems like they might be
Thatwasademo: perfect response, lrrbot
Crad0k: collisions are quantum
SmithKurosaki: Gotta love those non-existent car models
kusinohki: collisions seem to be set to "maybe"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Forklift is technically not a DNS, it just has to start the race over and over again for all eternity
NojhLivic: Are collission off intentionally?
potatao42: gant
saiarcot895: we've seen multiple cases of collisions not really happening lol
xerjen: Collisions are overrated
ShadowyAeon: seabatHITBOX
Fairgrim: I think the big ones aren't accurate
Ukon_Cairns: that was mcdonalds that just ran thru us yeah?
TXC2: but we all had a moment of butt clench right?
AtomicAlchemical: The phantom racer was us all along lrrSPOOP
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Every day, and twice on Sunday.
Astra7525: @Ukon_Cairns yup... took that Drive-thru very seriously
pyro_phage: Car has collision model. Ur just a ghost.
LordZarano: Is it OUR car that doesn't have the collision model?
Earthenone: i keep expecting the forklift to pop back in when lightning strikes
mtvcdm: I take it aggression got toned down otherwise that bus would have just plowed us over.
xerjen: Let's try out the collision models on every opponent...
opal_moth: got to love some McDonald's drive-through
PixelArtDragon: @Ukon_Cairns Well done, got there
TXC2: who ever makes that clip, can you please call it "sliding into DMs like"
brucektrain: LUL
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, technically you can go through Nightsatch, it seems
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Officinalis: What vehicle are we piloting?
TheEuphoGuy: I think at this point you could probably get through Night Watch
Featherweight_: the best way around is through
Thatwasademo: it's fine, Ronald McDonald doesn't exist
thraximore: @Officinalis ghost car, apparently LUL
LordZarano: Wait, no. We crash into the walls
SmithKurosaki: It would be nice if Ian's car didn't have collision, but the car damage makes me think it was the pink boat
bowsin_durrows: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I try to stick to once a week at most, it's not good for your health.
TXC2: Officinalis a Renault
Fairgrim: and again around night watch
Max_Mckayful: skillz
Ukon_Cairns: clearly, mcdonalds isnt real. thats the only thing we can take away from this
kusinohki: 1,2,many
v_nome: Like Gabe Newell?
TXC2: !findquote count
LRRbot: Quote #7735: "You really count that whole zero, don't you?" —Ian [2021-08-21]
Astra7525: aaaand... forklift
Thatwasademo: TOTAL
Featherweight_: prove it and three numbers between 1 and 3
Snowcookies: !findquote real
LRRbot: Quote #3963: "A fabric stapler I think could be a real thing" —Paul [2017-02-09]
pyro_phage: Which makes me wonder, would an afterlife exclusively consisting of LeMans be the Good Place or the Bad Place for Ian?
Earthenone: ohh i get it, the macdonalds car is a drive through!
TheAinMAP: ^
xerjen: @Earthenone Boooo :D
TXC2: Earthenone :D
AlliterativeAlternative: lol
potatao42: lmao
Thatwasademo: Earthenone has the right of it
SkylerRingtail: Bravo
PixelArtDragon: It's a shame that Ronald McDonald's jumpsuit isn't in red and yellow
Thatwasademo: but is the amount positive or negative?
Brozard: Negative numbers are non-zero
RockPusher: Alright racers - time for my co-driver A. Sleep to take over for a session - pay attention to the marshals, have a fun race and I will be back on the track later lrrSHINE
PixelArtDragon: @Brozard Just like 1 isn't 0, -1 isn't 0.
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kItStinks mst3kCroooow non zero comedy
Max_Mckayful: Maybe it's like golf, where negative is good?
frnknstn: @opal_moth I saw you get there first, and boooo
Brozard: @pixelartdragon correct
TXC2: remember: Zero is even
wickaboxet: But have we considered the possibility of complex comedy points?
kusinohki: @TXC2 that seems odd to me
Snowcookies: How many imainary numbers are there between 1 and 3?
TXC2: the ren-o
Crad0k: re-no
DigitalSeahorse: truck
opal_moth: @frnknstn thanks <3
Thatwasademo: I once shot a man in renault just to watch him die?
jman413: boo!
BasilBrushOff: sergePun
DigitalSeahorse: bus
Deyna_Taggerung: If it's not from the Renault region, it should really be called Sparkling Hatchback
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Renault is pronounced like default.
malc: Re jlrrNo
Brozard: No again
Crad0k: my mum's first car was a renault 5, don't think it was turbo though
Snowcookies: jlrrNo
DigitalSeahorse: GANT
PixelArtDragon: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
Brozard: jlrrNo
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: GARF
thraximore: I'm a Yank and I call myself a Yank
Sunidesus: yes, that is totally a thing I have called myself
Ukon_Cairns: i assume the brits would pronounce the T, they love their T
Wolfstrike_NL: gant!
Crad0k: and my dad owned two 25s, that was an incredible car
opal_moth: 🏁 Gant 🏁
PharaohBender27: Not with that accent, you wouldn't call yourself a Yank :p
ExachixKitsune: Ah, the house of lies returns
TXC2: Yanks are from the north of America
PharaohBender27: ^
BasilBrushOff: @Ukon_Cairns nah, "ren-oh" is the usual in the UK
Kumakaori: @ExachixKitsune did we ever leave?
Welbog: What was on your belt?
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
opal_moth: with that accent you would be cursing yanks
ExachixKitsune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:23.
ExachixKitsune: SURE IS
kusinohki: today on Ian's car of lies
thraximore: that's what I'm here for
potatao42: I'd subscribe to Ian's Historical Anecdotes
DigitalSeahorse: penalty!
TXC2: and the now the stream TRUELY begins Kappa
Thatwasademo: Ian, hosting a stream, drifting into multi-track free association? Never.
SkylerRingtail: I see we've entered Zeta Shift early
DarkMorford: Okay, need to find a Wiener-mobile mod for next year's race. :D
Kumakaori: Oh we're back in AC this year.
SkylerRingtail: (Do not physically enter the Zeta)
thraximore: oh this is pre-onion
Wolfstrike_NL: !quote onion
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AtomicAlchemical: that WHAT?
Sunidesus: I have a sock bag on my belt... no onions
Thatwasademo: !findquote onion
LRRbot: Quote #6391: "I am packed with beans. And colossal onion." —Cameron [2019-09-14]
PixelArtDragon: Just get a big ol' leek
DigitalSeahorse: that's the second time I've heard someone say codpiece today
Welbog: "Codpiece full of shallots."
Thatwasademo: remember: findquote for the quote body, quote for the attribution
opal_moth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get modded in the borf.
jman413: excuse me, was that a forklift?
Kumakaori: because, of course there's a forklift in the running this year.
saiarcot895: @jman413 yup
brucektrain: @jman413 haunted forklift
saiarcot895: and it can't even complete a lap
jman413: poggers
PharaohBender27: I actually know the context for that lrrCAMERON quote :D
malc: jlrrNo
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] Codpiece full of shallots.
LRRbot: New quote #7736: "Codpiece full of shallots." —Ian [2021-08-21]
Welbog: I love that the forklift gets someone new EVERY lap.
Brozard: @pharaohbender27 The Meat Carnival
Thatwasademo: "I'm not funny." - Ian
PixelArtDragon: !findquote shallot
LRRbot: Quote #7736: "Codpiece full of shallots." —Ian [2021-08-21]
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Forklift drives 200 meters before being reset to the pits for repairs
PharaohBender27: @Brozard Bingo
brucektrain: next lrrmans, "sorry we gotta get rid of forklift."
potatao42: every time a new person joins the stream, the forklift is sent back to the pits
Kumakaori: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise poor thing.
Brozard: I actually rewatched that last week
yalc321: Deja vu, I have been in this place before
PixelArtDragon: Imagine LRRMans with Twitch integration
Astra7525: @brucektrain Alternative scenario: "We kept the forklift, because it inspires the other drivers"
TXC2: "when the forklift isn't on screen, people should ask 'Where's forklift?'"
kusinohki: deja vu? I remember that feeling
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Where's Omnath?
ExachixKitsune: "Even a forklift can finish this circuit"
BasilBrushOff: but HOW is forklift?
xerjen: So where is forklift?
Welbog: What happened to the hot-air balloon, by the way?
Astra7525: Why is forklift
brucektrain: he needs change the tyres
Crad0k: statistically, forklift is in the pits
TXC2: Welbog landed hopefully
AlliterativeAlternative: how is forklist
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The answer is, in the pits for repairs
PixelArtDragon: @ExachixKitsune Except it can't
DigitalSeahorse: everyone excited about Watch & Play on the 25th! pegaParty katesParty2
Brozard: Where’s Ronald McForkbirb?
LordZarano: Who is forklift?
PharaohBender27: I trust at least one person has made the " SingsNote He triiiiied to kill me with a forklift! SingsNote " joke
ryuhimora: @Welbog even Richter isn't crazy enough to fly in a thunderstorm
Welbog: I think he is, though!
PixelArtDragon: @PharaohBender27 I can't believe I haven't yet
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Where is Forklift? In the pits.
Crad0k: "Original air date: February 9, 1997"
Welbog: 1997, so about 10 years ago
TXC2: yeap, Good simpsons are from a long time ago
jman413: I was 3 years old then!
saberpilot: cheer50 I am undecided if I should cheer for Char or Quattro Bagina
thraximore: @Welbog oh, I've got some bad news
DigitalSeahorse: !gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
Crad0k: @Welbog ten. years. ago.
brucektrain: Sings: "Forklift... Where is it?... I don't know.... Maybe... It's stuck in the damn pits...."
Brozard: I have to believe that has already happened
Max_Mckayful: Simpson-ception?
DigitalSeahorse: woops
thirsty_kitteh: that was a satisfying crunch soung
TXC2: we already have writers on the simpsons who are younger then the simpsons
Kumakaori: bonkk
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 1997? I was already 17 years old then, abd the simpsons wasn't my style.
thraximore: @Welbog I must still be ten years old then
TheEuphoGuy: Nice bit of crunch there
Creature_Comforts: That back tire though
DigitalSeahorse: ramaBonk
Kumakaori: that left rear tire could use a change.
Saulens181: "Economist here: Real reference or nominal reference"?
DandyGeek: the simpsons has been an ouroboros for some time
KiroWhitefin: This car is so short over the wheels it really doesn't handle cornering while the throttle is fully opened
ExachixKitsune: uno mas
Kumakaori: or will the AI behind just murder us >>;.?
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Kumakaori: we pulled away :o.
TXC2: I maintain that the Simpsons is the Greatest TV show of all time, because it is ABOUT how we watched TV
Welbog: lrrCOW
theblakdeth: there are AI on track?
Astra7525: ok gang, get ready to clap for forky!
PharaohBender27: @Welbog @Crad0k Congrats on watching a Twitch stream several years before Twitch's existence, then! Kappa
ani_laurel: for science!
RandomTrivia: No fear! No fear! One fear!
Kumakaori: On Track Overtakes >D!
brucektrain: Oh an Ford F350
KiroWhitefin: Only 22½ hours to go (ish)!
Brozard: Just noticed the storm count is off, and that the starting sub count was 68, which is unfortunately not nice
DigitalSeahorse: hazuki
brucektrain: Ian gotta change tires?
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RandomTrivia: *BONK*
DigitalSeahorse: woops
PharaohBender27: CRONCH
Welbog: Driving juice
Astra7525: back left tire at 9%
Thatwasademo: tire at 0?
jman413: yeah, that tire isn't going to survive
Astra7525: sry, 8
RandomTrivia: That was some good cronch
Kumakaori: that was a tirelack cronch.
pyro_phage: the sean connery is beginning to set in
ani_laurel: sleep impairment PSA right here
TXC2: Tires are no
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Tires are gone
RandomTrivia: Tire status: pls no
DigitalSeahorse: these tires are...tired
Kumakaori: yeah any right turn. left rear just has nothing to give.
Astra7525: toot. toot happens, probably
LordZarano: Is Cori asleep now?
KidAmn: "haha tyre go bang" usually
Crad0k: your right rear suspension arm flashed there too, that's not good
Welbog: No, it's not written right. Tires? No, free of air.
brucektrain: CHANGE YOUR TIRES
oatway: tires are in a state where it seems like you're skating
AtomicAlchemical: How do racers burn through tires so quickly?
RandomTrivia: Brace! Brace! Brace!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, they explode and then your car starts leaning and wating itself
LordZarano: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: *eating
RandomTrivia: Smooth!
Kumakaori: very well done >D.
Kumakaori: smooth is fast.
brucektrain: nice rear left tires are gone
oatway: car explodes, GTA's WASTED pops up on screen
TXC2: AtomicAlchemical speed causes friction, friction causes heat, heat causes tyre go bye bye
62MGcobra: running on the steel belts now
Welbog: Ian "hoping for sparks" Horner
NotCainNorAbel: Well my power is back. how goes the loops?
Creature_Comforts: Who needs tires?
Crad0k: @AtomicAlchemical racing tyres are much softer and wear prone than normal tires, and racing cars will be pushing that to the, in this case literal, ragged edge
RandomTrivia: *This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us plays*
KiroWhitefin: Is that blue renault the leader? Can't quite see the leaderboard.
RandomTrivia: Welp
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, did you just get lapped by a bot driving in the same car?
DeM0nFiRe: Well there's the sparks LUL
brucektrain: Suspension is dead
Thatwasademo: the loops be lupin the third
gsyhiap: Offroading going well I see
Welbog: ded
A_Bullett: Do irl car tires have hit points?
pyro_phage: could be percent until reaching cords?
Astra7525: I#m dying of laughter right now
ani_laurel: RIP
KiroWhitefin: Slowly?
jman413: slowly?!
mtvcdm: This car is becoming several cars
Thatwasademo: "slowly" look at the front and rear
MagisterMystax: Have we seen Jumpsuit Jacques today?
AtomicAlchemical: @TXC2 So if I drove at racecar speeds all the time I'd wear through my tires in just a few hundred miles then?
TXC2: A_Bullett after a fashion yes
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, did you just get lapped by a bot driving in the same car?
Astra7525: the full Desert bus experience
RandomTrivia: Falling apart *present tense*?!
Welbog: See if you can bring back righty to 0 too.
AlliterativeAlternative: car is becoming crab!
deathwombat: please help, my car is very sick
NotCainNorAbel: $15k I know what I got, minor rock chips
TXC2: AtomicAlchemical yeah probably
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what do you make of the car?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1195: "Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer." —Heather [2015-11-28]
Welbog: GANT
RandomTrivia: To turn right, simply stop turning left :D
deinonychus24: slop and play returning on the 25th
KidAmn: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT
Officinalis: GANT
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: Gant?
Creature_Comforts: GANT
DigitalSeahorse: gant
gsyhiap: New car needed?
ani_laurel: I had the bolts on a tire come off and it was a harrowing experience
Crad0k: @TXC2 honestly, if you really wanted to, you could do it in about ten minutes, do doughnuts on concrete and that'll shred your tyres
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Transmissions are overrated.
KiroWhitefin: @AtomicAlchemical Maybe not, road tires are MUCH harder compounds than what you use in racing tires.
PharaohBender27: @ani_laurel O_o
Welbog: Porschetta
TXC2: can't break the transmission if you don't changes gears Kappa
theblakdeth: the Porsche curves are gonna be an experience
oatway: any pit stop you drive to is a good pit stop
62MGcobra: @ani_laurel i had that happen to me too
Astra7525: back right at 7
ani_laurel: @ani_laurel We only lost one, tightened the rest and then drove home from Vancouver to Calgary just fine
Welbog: 0
DeM0nFiRe: We are tiren't
DigitalSeahorse: @ani_laurel tootYelp
ani_laurel: We lost it immediatly getting off the Victoria ferry so we were on the 1
saiarcot895: and now you have no rear tires
Welbog: Good thing it's front-wheel driven?
brucektrain: @Welbog rear wheeel
pyro_phage: @KiroWhitefin Yeah, the geometry is different too. Racing tires want maximum contact area and I can't imagine that helps keep temp/abrasion down.
Creature_Comforts: We did it! sim1BOG
MagisterMystax: 'Lugnuts' sounds like an insult
RandomTrivia: @Welbog Don't even worry about it
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
TXC2: Rear wheel drive, As the Gods intended
Welbog: I'm worried...
Crad0k: that's part of why you aren't supposed to drive too far on a spare, the nuts aren't going to be tight
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think this is an older model, and thus rearwheel drive
Thatwasademo: 30 liters not 30 laps, surely
DigitalSeahorse: tootClap tootClap tootClap
TXC2: MagisterMystax it often is :p
ani_laurel: Yeah, but then you are praying through the mountains
saiarcot895: enable collisions in the settings? (or make sure they're enabled)
Thatwasademo: "we don't need 5 laps, so let's go with 30 laps" is a magnificent sentence though
KiroWhitefin: pyro
Astra7525: The Crown Vic apparently can't even leave the pit lane
RandomTrivia: I don't know if we can change collision settings mid-race
KiroWhitefin: @pyro_phage true true*
brucektrain: forlift still stuck in pits
potatao42: forklift!
PixelArtDragon: I think they're enabled, but not every other car has colliders
Welbog: That poor forklift.
RandomTrivia: APAB - All Pitcrew Are Beej lrrBEEJ
TXC2: young Beej, or Yeej
Astra7525: here comes Forky
KiroWhitefin: I wonder if it can't actually get up the hill and the fork gets stuck
62MGcobra: @ani_laurel i lost my tire going freeway speeds. scared the crap out of me but immediately realized what that sound was
KiroWhitefin: So it has to reset
TXC2: !break
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RandomTrivia: There goes Ryu again
TXC2: Ryo
brucektrain: all praise see forklift disappearing act.
KiroWhitefin: I bet the model gets stuck and the game forces a reset
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @kirowhitefin it despawns after 200 meters
theblakdeth: its funny how rushed the tyre crew were, for no reason
cuttlefishman: So... you're not going to eat on stream and I know that irl Lemans drivers shift out, but if you did need to eat in a car in a 24hr driving challenge, what is the food of choice?
ani_laurel: @ani_laurel Geez, glad you're ok
Astra7525: uh... did the transmission flash yellow again right after leaving the pit stop?
KiroWhitefin: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Yeah AC does that too cars that get stuck
Crad0k: it did
theblakdeth: @cuttlefishman corn dogs
Nigouki: it did the thing again
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: There it went
jman413: did the forklift just dissapear?!
kusinohki: @theblakdeth I imagine it's mostly muscle memory for the pit crew. they only work at one speed
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Not even near the hill
TXC2: jman413 yeah it does that
electra310: Food on sticks would be easy to shove in the window
Diabore: @jman413 it does that, its fine
Welbog: There was never a forklift.
brucektrain: Is there an fiero?
jman413: oooooooookay
PixelArtDragon: I wonder if the tines are so high on the forklift because there's some extra input that the AI thinks does something else
TXC2: "there is no Forklift in Ba Sing Se"
Saulens181: so, we're trying to overtake... Majima?
Earthenone: all of us, racing twords mirai
Mangledpixel: what's Mirai driving?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sunfire
pyro_phage: ugh
electra310: Yay, Gandalf!
RandomTrivia: Fiero, the closest thing to a Sunfire we could get
Astra7525: @Saulens181 I think Ronald McDonald is in between Majima and us
Crad0k: solstice is the 2-seater that jazz turns into in the bay movie
cuttlefishman: What is the oldest car this year?
brucektrain: Oh great again, One of my other mod, The Ponatic Fiero with blank plates.
TXC2: what a photo that would be
malc: the bathtub? ;)
LordZarano: The Pontiac Aurora Borealis
RandomTrivia: I mean, neither the Mini nor the Renault 5 are exactly new
lotrwannabe: Is this the actual Le Mans racetrack?
PixelArtDragon: @LordZarano In this time of year?
RandomTrivia: @lotrwannabe It's the real track
TXC2: lotrwannabe yeap
Welbog: In this part of France?!
razzKey: Wasn't Gandalf a Pontiac Sunfire?
RandomTrivia: ^
aerohydra: yes
LordZarano: !roadquest
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lotrwannabe: Who's the other driver?
TXC2: if you've not seen Road Quest, Go watch Road quest
RandomTrivia: ^^
Creature_Comforts: GANT
gsyhiap: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, why would there be any, any Sunfire mods???
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electra310: Road Quest is a must-watch, it's so good
cuttlefishman: GANT
GaijinTree: According to youtube I never finished RoadQuest which feels incorrect
theblakdeth: i started rewatching it for the third time yesterday
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leBigMacD: Desertbus sure looks different
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Electrodyne: Is there a PT Cruiser option
aerohydra: 93?
cuttlefishman: I mean, only 3 of you bought cars
TheMerricat: I wonder how Jimmy is doing. :P
cuttlefishman: tbf
Astra7525: Road Quest - It's Top-Gear, but with wholesome friends
GaijinTree: It was very Top Gear adventures inspired
GaijinTree: Very fun
PixelArtDragon: But it was after it was bought by GM
TXC2: a rebadged Cheevie cavalier Kappa
Electrodyne: Fursuit Vehicle
KidAmn: Top Gear minus the assholes
RandomTrivia: And Beej bought an ex-Police Pursuit Crown Victoria
ani_laurel: it was very wholesome
Earthenone: and do the woodcock 500
DarkMorford: Okay, I need to go run a few errands and get groceries. Keep up the good driving, be back later.
Welbog: Definitely not naked Beej.
TXC2: and aren't raciest/homophobic
cuttlefishman: RQ2, driving to Newfoundland confirmed
Anubis169 facedesks
electra310: To say that Beej bought the fursuit vehicle would be a bit of a stretch, but he did end up with it
RandomTrivia: And don't punch the production crew
TXC2: so long DarkMorford stay safe
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Saabs of that time are quite easy to repair. All you need are Opel parts.
TheMerricat: BTW chat, appearently they rehabbed the airport back into a 'real' airport and cleaned it up
PixelArtDragon: @RandomTrivia Wait, what?
TXC2: Anubis169 are you ok?
Astra7525: RQ2: Flying TO Dawson City and drive your old cars BACK to Victoria BC
Anubis169: Yeah, just an unexpected problem
malc: pixelartdragon: Clarkson did that.
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia That was the spark that caused the end of the Clarkson/May/Hammond era of Top Gear
ani_laurel: mosquitos
Earthenone: some ghosts are feared
PixelArtDragon: Ben is pretty arachnophobic
GaijinTree: You guys arent also alcoholics, which is nice
razzKey: @TheMerricat For real? Cool
TheMerricat: I thought Ben was a bit arachnophobic.
Pharmacistjudge: I think adam is a bit of an acrophobe
Welbog: I fear the Dogerman.
electra310: He's also not wild about dolls
Ranakel: Ever since I covered my scalp in oil, I am hydrophobe
LordZarano: Ben is doll-phobic
Punching_Bag: was that a bus?
ani_laurel: yes
cuttlefishman: That lego mod looks great
RandomTrivia: Yes
Fairgrim: ben also has a problem with dolls ass seen on lets nope
ryuhimora: that lego car is going TURBO
TheMerricat: @Pun
RandomTrivia: We have 5 DesertBus-style buses, and a double-decker from Sweden
RandomTrivia: (Sweden I think?)
LordZarano: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
malc: oh it's the lego car
Astra7525: oh no.. the transmission died again
ani_laurel: lego car is so speedy
Mangledpixel: I'm assuming collisions aren't something you can turn on mid-race?
jman413: who'da thunk a literal brick is fast
RandomTrivia: All the pieces are hollow, it's light and nimble :D
Punching_Bag: now I'm hoping for a wacky racers car to show up
PixelArtDragon: Imagine turning on collisions while two cars' colliders are overlapping
ryuhimora: is it an Nvidia graphics card? I heard a lot about systems getting bricked last week
Saulens181: That's 20! next up is... Truck.
Saunabath: Oh hey an overtake to 20
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Thatwasademo: touch the delicious cars
Thatwasademo: eat the delicious cars
Ranakel: Frankfully (adv.): Spoken in a manner befitting a frankfurter. eg. "I filled those hot dog buns frankfully"
TXC2: oh BTW, LEGO made eco friendly plastic for their bricks, which means if anyone says that can't make eco friendly plastic, they're lying.
Tandtroll_OG: Is this with or without murderous buses?
RandomTrivia: One more pass and we'll be on the visible portion of the leaderboard!
Welbog: GANT
PixelArtDragon: Given the relatively low-power cars, I wonder if there's a decent chance we could win this year
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
Ranakel: gant
v_nome: @ryuhimora Yeah it was causing mine to blue screen constantly too
TXC2: Tandtroll_OG oh the murder buses are very much with us
Earthenone: you dont like linking your social media account to your graphics card? Kappa
Fantusta: @randomtrivia the invisible portion sounds cooler
Welbog: GANT ate your transmission again.
RandomTrivia: The buses do seem to be less murderous this year
malc: transmission received
ryuhimora: here we are, back in the pits
62MGcobra: NEUTRAL
TXC2: transmission number 4 dead
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The busses are full in murder busses, but unfortunately collisions seem to be off
PixelArtDragon: @RandomTrivia The real reason collisions are disabled
Fantusta: my nickname was transmission or transit for a few days in uni
brucektrain: I looked at VOD for cars list, I'm Surprised there's 4 of cars are the mods i have made.
TheMerricat: @Mangledpixel Ian looked for a button to turn it on while last in pit and couldn't find one.
Astra7525: there's Forky
ryuhimora: godspeed, forklift
RandomTrivia: benginO7
ani_laurel: I'm Team Forklift
brucektrain: Yeah Ian, Even the double decker.
TXC2: they're good Mods bront
RandomTrivia: The double-decker looks great, especially at the 15degree tilt :D
PsychoI3oy: the double decker was not doing well last time we saw it
brucektrain: Should have add the Kenworth truck then. LUL
LordZarano: @brucektrain Thank you for your service
GaijinTree: What's been our highest placing at LRRMans throughout the years?
ani_laurel: 20th?
ani_laurel: oh, over the years nvm
Thatwasademo: speaking of nvidia, should I update to nvidia-kernel-common-460 on my linux box (as in, is the issue only with the windows nvidia drivers?)
cuttlefishman: How do you define... "placing"
ryuhimora: how many spare transmissions do we have?
GaijinTree: @cuttlefishman The position we end up at the end of the race
RandomTrivia: We're helping! lrrBEEJ
TXC2: other, non-Ian people drive
brucektrain: @ryuhimora Probably Endless.
aerohydra: yeah, pulling a Beej
TXC2: lets find out
cuttlefishman: Convince Heather that this is a rhythm gamw
ryuhimora: XDDD
TXC2: !lrrmansdata
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRMansData2020
ani_laurel: eeey, double decker
Ranakel: A transmission transmitter
KiroWhitefin: Goddamnit Ian you made me laugh so hard I nearly spun out
3and4fifths: Was the Gatchimuchi car suggestion from last year added to the race?
Deyna_Taggerung: Which will be the bigger bill; transmissions, or GANT repairs
Mangledpixel: just hooked up a Satisfactory conveyor belt to the back of the pit area from the Renault factory
RandomTrivia: This year you had a good run of monthly driving streams, and then they fell off
RandomTrivia: I really enjoyed the monthly driving streams
Thatwasademo: Majima really is everywhere
Ranakel: [Muffled KIRYU-CHAAAN in the distance]
TheMerricat: So for those who are coming here and aren't familiar with Loading Ready Run, the reason for the buses on the track is the charity that the crew has run since 2007 called Desert Bus for Hope, where they play the game Desert Bus continuously for donations. The buses on the track are names after the shifts that the crew take while doing that. Dawn Guard, Alpha Flight, Night Watch, Zeta Shift and Omega Shift.
oatway: Goro, driving his car Kiryu-chan
RandomTrivia: GANT
thirsty_kitteh: I will say I greatly enjoyed your driving based Play It Forward
SmithKurosaki: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
Ranakel: Will we get an Ichiban car next year? Or maybe Adachi's vehicle.
mtvcdm: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
Didero: Good evening everybody!
TXC2: is that Deloren a 4 stroke? :p
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, an idea for a new driving stream, "Is This Your Car".
RandomTrivia: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise LUL
kusinohki: "can't ride horse club"
SkylerRingtail: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Oooh that's good
KiroWhitefin: That sounds like a lot of fun
Thatwasademo: Ian, penalty
PixelArtDragon: @kusinohki Can't drive Pintos club
Welbog: DQ
mtvcdm: And there's the DQ!
RandomTrivia: WELP
TheEuphoGuy: Huh
brucektrain: OOF
TXC2: THERE IT IS!
62MGcobra: hahaha
AlliterativeAlternative: ooo
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS!
PaperDoopliss: Good stream all!
cuttlefishman: hahahahaha
Earthenone: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
malc: F
MadWolf1290: DING
RandomTrivia: WE DID IT!
Welbog: Bio break
GaijinTree: Whoops
Sarah_Serinde: welp
pn55: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
badpandabear: F
NotCainNorAbel: well that was not unexpected
HalvariChan: That didn't take long
PsychoI3oy: at least it's early in the day
ani_laurel: well, we can end penalties this time
TXC2: Got it out early this year
PharaohBender27: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Can a business sue itself for infringement? :p
TheMerricat: ah DQ, I thought the stream dies for a second :)
brucektrain: noriLikethis1 noriLikethis2
Didero: I've only just tuned in but LRR and LRR fans faffing about on a track sounds fun
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Now we can turn on collisions
mtvcdm: And now we can turn penalties off!
AlliterativeAlternative: turn collisions on?
ryuhimora: WHAT
DrakoniteStreams: lrrAWW
Fantusta: I didn't see nothing
electra310: Turn off the penalties!
RedAlexxis: And there it is!
Fairgrim: strech time !
ryuhimora: DQ DQ DQ
frnknstn: What lap #?
cuttlefishman: I thought penalties were off?
Astra7525: Godspeed Ryo
KiroWhitefin: maybe check gearbox damage too xP
SkylerRingtail: And see if we can fix the forklift
TheMerricat: @cuttl
Thatwasademo: that was lap 24 of 200
Mangledpixel: "On your left"
ani_laurel: Go Ryo!
Fantusta: forklifts are perfect
Thatwasademo: place 28/37
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DeM0nFiRe: "Let's leave the leaderboard on while I *aggressive forklift noises*"
brucektrain: Get Free Cam out
Saunabath: Maybe turn whatever damages gearbox off also
Welbog: Get up and stretch, folks. Get some coffee, cycle some fluids, take care of yourself and your loved ones.
ryuhimora: The forklift is just in purgatory for another 22 hours
TXC2: Forklift is eternal
TXC2: !break
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Thatwasademo: we can't simply increase the power of the forklift?
TheMerricat: Gosh dang it I I need to get used to Chatty not autocompleteing on enter. @cuttlefishman he meant to turn them off but found out they were still on
Fantusta: more gant after this
Welbog: Gan't
RandomTrivia: More impressively, we, uh... didn't seem to be in the pitlane...
ElementalAlchemist: "LEMANS_2017" 🤔
MehallD: so I completed 14 laps, and my fastest lap was 5:38:797, which I think is respectable. (I had a 5 minute pause in there, plus I finished a few minutes before Ian's "finish)
MehallD: so not awful!
TXC2: those are some HUGH gaps in time
TheEuphoGuy: Why is car 35 almost off the map there?
RandomTrivia: OHHHH
RandomTrivia: It wasn't speeding, it was an uncleared penalty
Thatwasademo: note: that DQ was *not* for speeding in the pit lane, it was for not slowing down for a penalty by the end of the lap
RedAlexxis: Cheer137 One bit for every minute between the start of the stream and the first DQ. Nicely done Ian, keep up the good work! :)
RandomTrivia: I need to modify my clip name then
RandomTrivia: There we go
brucektrain: I'll be chatting up in discord
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: and we're back
Astra7525: Current time in France (CEST) is: 18:10
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, as the Banana car never started, can we see if we can put Cori in a different car? Can I suggest the 1971 Porsche 917/20, otherwise known as The Pink Pig, if that is in the game?
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cuttlefishman: Current time in Atlantic Canada (AST) is 13:11
TXC2: SUB HYPE FIFTY
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Didero: I think I underestimated how much effort goes into these streams
beowuuf: oh yeah, ian is putting an insane amount of work in to this behind the scenes
beowuuf: and not just him, see the new logo for example :)
TXC2: incredible, not insane
Didero: Hey Ian! Thanks for all the work and effort!
beowuuf: @TXC2 aagreed, apologies
MAPBoardgames: I like to imagine race organizers have similar screens for real races
TXC2: google has competitors?
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brucektrain: there's no collison options
TheMerricat: @TXC2 in this case they are referring to phone manufacturers.
TXC2: TheMerricat ah I see
RandomTrivia: It's been 2 hours
RandomTrivia: 2.5 I guess
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Are we fixing cars that aren't working?
Astra7525: Weather?
ani_laurel: weather?
Fantusta: we will never die
TXC2: "it's been 7 hours and 15 days, since we started this race"
mtvcdm: "We should not die anymore". Hubris.
Fantusta: forklift is perfect
cuttlefishman: Is the Renault 5 a hot hatch?
mtvcdm: sir?
saiarcot895: uh, world?
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TXC2: game pls
arcanzaJenkins: this is fine?
r10pez10: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
saiarcot895: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
oatway: ah, the void
xerjen: Very night start
ScaredToDeaf: gitmSir ?
EmberNeo: Game pls
RandomTrivia: Is it our first subocean time?
TheEuphoGuy: Ah. Expert mode
Didero: I don't want to be negative but the game is kind of dark :p
TheMerricat: Night time :P
Astra7525: cool... we found the sub-ocean
SkylerRingtail: Welcome to Hard Mode
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Fairgrim: night racing?
sporkraptor: it's Darkest Night Mode
Two_Hats: So I think you may have a windshield problem
PixelArtDragon: Torchless Bloodmoon of racing
Astra7525: hahah... No Torch mode
TheMerricat: I still love Ian's desktop wallpaper
EmberNeo: Torchless mode
saiarcot895: is this nighttime?
brucektrain: 24hr
Deyna_Taggerung: #justAssettoThings
RandomTrivia: Eyyyy!
TXC2: success
TXC2: hopefully
TheEuphoGuy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
r10pez10: i forgot it was lrrmans weekend
TXC2: Shine on Ryo
Didero: This may have been explained before, but why is there a forklift?
TXC2: hello r10pez10
sporkraptor: is a bus competing? o_____O
xythrogar: I thought the game was a car? not a foot
TheMerricat: I don't know why you were worried Ian, I'm sure that you could install Garfield Kart if this game refused to work lrrBEEJ
KiroWhitefin: Forklift immediately on the side
Mangledpixel: sporkraptor several
TXC2: Didero shenmu reference
Mai_Andra: and a forklift...
KiroWhitefin: And a banana
TheMerricat: So for those who are coming here and aren't familiar with Loading Ready Run, the reason for the buses on the track is the charity that the crew has run since 2007 called Desert Bus for Hope, where they play the game Desert Bus continuously for donations. The buses on the track are names after the shifts that the crew take while doing that. Dawn Guard, Alpha Flight, Night Watch, Zeta Shift and Omega Shift.
KiroWhitefin: Don't forget the banana
Didero: @TXC2 Oh, that makes sense. Thanks!
sporkraptor: so the competition is just "every possible driving thing we can think of" XD
Thatwasademo: Cori is in the lead
r10pez10: banana be aerodynamic
KiroWhitefin: Go banana!
malc: oh no my letters
RandomTrivia: LUL
Didero: The collisions were a big hit! Kappa
cuttlefishman: What is a Quattro Bagino?
beowuuf: yay (!)
r10pez10: is that a 2x4 plank in 17th
kusinohki: @Didero *slow clap*
TXC2: i've just realised the pedals don't changed based on the handiness of the car :p
Fairgrim: the 2x4 is a lego car
Deyna_Taggerung: Does AC disable collisions automatically for blue flag situations?
ani_laurel: what was that gold car that blasted by?
Astra7525: oh wow... did you just see Cori shooting up the leaderboards right there?
PixelArtDragon: Was that supposed to be Mars, Bringer of War?
SkylerRingtail: Did the banana start successfully?
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mtvcdm: It's fine, penalties are off, so you can ram them into the subocean and you'll be fine
Mangledpixel: she's in first!
Mai_Andra: Was that a mini patrol? (I don't know what model those cars are... I just like Taiho Shichauzo!)
saiarcot895: uh, cori is now a rocket
Thatwasademo: Cori was in the lead for a while before this, then I guess fell down then rose back
TXC2: we should uses these Races as Random number generators
ElementalAlchemist: Cori has suddenly disappeared
Astra7525: She was in first....
thirsty_kitteh: Cori was 3 minutes ahead...and then disappeared?
Thatwasademo: and again
ElementalAlchemist: from the leaderboard
Astra7525: It fluctuates wildly
Mangledpixel: and now she vanished
KiroWhitefin: Already 5 second lead
saiarcot895: something's weird with that car
ElementalAlchemist: oh, she's back
ElementalAlchemist: and gone?
TheMerricat: There are several LRR and general meme cars in this race chat, FYI. :)
ani_laurel: its very tight in the top 10
mtvcdm: Cori.... Cori what are you doing
SkylerRingtail: RIP Cori I guess?
Astra7525: wish we get to see the bananamobile
ElementalAlchemist: what the heck
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think Cori has all acceleration and no cornering
SkylerRingtail: Uh what the heck she rocketed back
ElementalAlchemist: she just climbed the leaderboard so fast
PharaohBender27: Uh oh, lrrCORI just disappeared from the leaderboard
Thatwasademo: Is Cori in the subocean
mtvcdm: Cori is phasing in and out of existence/the lead
Thatwasademo: she keeps doing that
saiarcot895: she managed to get a 130 second lead
Sunidesus: I'm sorry, did I just hear "Anne Murray"?
KiroWhitefin: I do believe she found the sub-ocean
saiarcot895: momentarily, yes
PixelArtDragon: Um, now she's back at the top
Thatwasademo: she wasn't as you said that
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And gone again
OminouslyOminous: We love this for her.
PixelArtDragon: Aaaand she's gone
Mangledpixel: she keeps phasing out of existence
banachspacebar: what is *happening* with the banana car?
Sunidesus: heh, alrighty then!
Thatwasademo: Cori is running laps through the leaderboard display instead of through the racetrack
PharaohBender27: Oh, there she is again
Fairgrim: banana gonna banana
mtvcdm: This is peak Cori energy let's be honest
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think Cori can't corner.
Didero: "Anne Murray is currently driving the bathtub car, which I believe is where the hippo is" is one heck of a sentence
r10pez10: gonna be interesting seeing the stats on that banana car after
sporkraptor: hi Gandalf
sporkraptor: bye Gandalf
SkylerRingtail: I expect this is the only time we'll see Cori. I don't think banana will complete a lap
oatway: ian horner, the dark souls of comedy
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
Thatwasademo: btw
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ
cuttlefishman: GANT
sporkraptor: hi again Gandalf
TXC2: Cori's car superpositions, then crashes
Kaorti: It is a Banana!
RandomTrivia: Cori is doing work AND banan
Kaorti: *punch*
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I gathered that from chat, I meant the leaderboard shenanigans chat has been talking about :D
MagicaKing: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:54.
TheMerricat: Just in case you didn't know who Anne Murray is chat - https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Hippo-Tub-Anne-Murray/dp/B00006L66O :P
Sunidesus: I assume the leader board is legible to people who aren't on my lousy internet?
sporkraptor: bye again Gandalf
Sarah_Serinde: huh :D
obionedrop: This is my first LRRMans. Really enjoying the amount of silly
ani_laurel: leaderboard is still pretty ahrd to read tbh
Thatwasademo: Ok, Cori's going to stop lapping the leaderboard soon as people enter their second laps on the actual track
sporkraptor: was that thunder?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, that explains everything
kusinohki: yes, we have no banana tires?
Sarah_Serinde: Well I suppose one should expect strange things from an banana in a race
TXC2: oh right, she died recently
saiarcot895: @sporkraptor yes
OminouslyOminous: You kind of have to intuit the leaderboard a bit.
heyalexdaily: Much like a banana, the banana appears to be pretty bad at racing.
sporkraptor: oh coooool @saiarcot895
Saunabath: Ok, I didn't miss too much if we're on lap 1 on restart
brucektrain: Fiero GOO
SquareDotCube: Surprised there isn't a racer on the roster called Honda Toyotathon racing a Bentley or somesuch
r10pez10: !spreadsheet
TreeGamer35: wonder if the hole to the void is still in this map
TXC2: r10pez10 no spreadsheet this year
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think the banana not having tires explains everything that has been happening to the leaderboard
TheMerricat: I don't think we have an official spreadsheet this year @r10pez10 due to the driver crash.
LordZarano: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
Astra7525: hahah... crown vic stuck AGAIN
brucektrain: @Astra7525 oh no
TXC2: Go Ryo!
ani_laurel: sorry what? the banana doesn't have tires?
TheMerricat: Drivers in this context being the windows drivers that forced Ian to reinstall Windows.
r10pez10: the banana has slicks
Deyna_Taggerung: Neutral
Astra7525: Cori seems to have disappeared...
rabbitgta: Cheers Ian
CaptainSpam: Forklift on the move.
MAPBoardgames: Having to stop mid-race is just the pits.
Didero: I'm used to F1 pit stops, those are slightly faster than this :p
Mangledpixel: go Ryo!
sporkraptor: and theeere goes the forklift
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames sergePun
Sunidesus: this is excellent company while I work my way through feedercam vids to see if I caught any interesting birb friends
magical_girl_amelia: i'm good I had a bunch of chicken tendies to drive up my enthusiasm
Sarah_Serinde: I have a cat chilling nearby and one in another room and neither of them are currently making trouble, so pretty good :P
Saunabath: Everybody should have made a lap by now
TXC2: "there goes my Forklift!"
Sarah_Serinde: Also, AC. Thank god for AC.
Genie_M: yes
Didero: I think if you have to replace your transmission you're out of the race
RandomTrivia: Probably not in the 4 seconds they usually have
thirsty_kitteh: Cori kept zooming up the leaderboard, being minutes ahead, and then disappearing -- presumably before finishing a lap
r10pez10: is lupin III in this year
Didero: I think the record for an F1 pitstop with just changing tires is like 3 or 4 seconds
TreeGamer35: i have seen them rebuild the front end of a car in less than 10 min in the rain
Thatwasademo: forklift's still there
cuttlefishman: I mean, next week Nissan dealer is going to take like... a day to change my transmission apparently
thirsty_kitteh: @Didero 1.92s I believe
TreeGamer35: f1 record pit stop for tires is 1.82 seconds i think
Astra7525: Why is that thing constantly dying...
opal_moth: 2/3 of my cats have zoomies .... so chaos
Didero: Oh jeez, I just googled it, fastest F1 pit stop was a mindbowing 1.82 seconds
TreeGamer35: HA!
NoNane09: I think it's the gearbox is busted and you get back to the pits you're going to retire
frnknstn: next year we can have Kiryu driving a monkey ball
TheMerricat: do the AI players get penalties? Did Cori do a Cori and slam the Bannanamobile into too many competitors? :P
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And the forklift blunked out of existance in the rearview mirror
magical_girl_amelia: @cuttlefishman your nissan dealer is too busy training with the sword to get those kinda times
Thatwasademo: !auspicious
SkylerRingtail: I suspect chat was right about Cori visiting the sub ocean
KiroWhitefin: Eeevil laugh
cuttlefishman: what is your favorite citreon?
matthaus_c: Penalty: Leave this mortal coil for 1 second.
r10pez10: a lemon
Brozard: Liam Neeson’s Nissan
cuttlefishman: Why... why would a Nissan dealer participate in the Toyotathon?
r10pez10: #nonspon
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, I suspect Cori's car might not be on the track at all, seeing as we do not see it anywhere
TXC2: "Suzuki Samurai: Ninja name, Garbage car"
Didero: Cori diving into the sub ocean IS very on brand
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It might be underneath the track
PixelArtDragon: Can we bring up the cars' positions on the track?
Tiber727: While you were studying the blade, I was cutting the prices on this year's models!
SkylerRingtail: Last year, did the leaderboard cycle through all positions? I seem to remember that being a thing at some point
cuttlefishman: Anyways, favorite citreon?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: DS, the old DS
PixelArtDragon: @cuttlefishman Pomelo
Deyna_Taggerung: LS Swap 2CV
CaptainSpam: Do we have a list of this year's cars?
Thatwasademo: 2x4 Plate isn't even in 2nd place yet and I'm slightly sad
cuttlefishman: Yuzu overrated
Kaorti: Key limes are classic
opal_moth: blood orange
TheMerricat: BTW chat, did you know Citrus fruits and celery can cause a sun-induced skin sensitivity condition known as phytophotodermatitis. The condition occurs when dripping juice from fruits such as limes, lemons, oranges, grapefruit, celery, carrot, fig, parsley, parsnip, hogweed, or rue come into contact with the skin and then it is exposed to UV radiation.
r10pez10: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
fiftymcnasty: Tangelo is where its at
r10pez10: doesn't tangelo evolve
Saunabath: I always liked the looks of first generation Xsara
mtvcdm: The internet has ruined me. I hear the word 'edibles' and I no longer think of actual food.
Didero: I'm glad I drove home and then put on this stream, instead of the other way around, it might've influenced my driving :p
SkylerRingtail: @TheMerricat Didn't know about citrus, but am keenly aware of giant hogweed
Kaorti: @TheMerricat Bartender's sunburn. Making margaritas in the summer is a real hazard.
Bunoc1: Tangellos keep the clowns away.
Didero: the what
Thatwasademo: Ian almost running off the road due to drinking and driving
r10pez10: catch these buddha's hands
Thatwasademo: classic
Fairgrim: drinking while driving is a no no
IbunWest: Big fan of Tangelo Lansbury.
Saunabath: Horner corner strikes again
ani_laurel: you can graft all the citruses onto it too
LordZarano: Almost running of on Horner Corner, very on brand
TXC2: Buddha's hands named suffering and Desire ?
Didero: What car are we in?
yalc321: There's always money in the lemon tree
niccus: a lemon tree, my dear?
RandomTrivia: Just a little tap
NoNane09: a light bonk
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Renault 5 Turbo
Thatwasademo: Spin out due to Majima
Thatwasademo: also a classic
mtvcdm: We have an apple tree... which I need to get outside tomorrow and clean up after, because it's dropped so many apples you can't mow properly.
Didero: Everybody survived, so it was safe, yes
cuttlefishman: what tires do we have on
DrakoniteStreams: I didn't see the race director complain, so must have been fine
TXC2: the rubber kind
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Round ones
Tiber727: I bought some fruit trees, but even with wire fences around them, animals stole all my fruits.
LuveenW: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:45:27.
Thatwasademo: DUNLOP
LordZarano: @cuttlefishman S&M tires
SquareDotCube: Not COBOL?
RedAlexxis: Ok, time for some sleep, GANT on friends. :)
TXC2: hey ballon's back!
mtvcdm: Our apple tree is good for applesauce, not so much for actual eatin' apples.
TXC2: so long RedAlexxis sleep well
matthaus_c: GANT sleep, @RedAlexxis !
CaptainSpam: So next year we're also changing a bunch of the trackside ads, right? :p
Didero: @SquareDotCube how dare you remind me of that when I'm not at work? :p
r10pez10: the buses seem less chaotic this year
mtvcdm: Well, we have collisions on now, give it time
rabbitgta: what position is Ian in?
fiftymcnasty: I liked high aggro buses
TXC2: mtvcdm almost all wild apples can't be eaten raw
Ard_Rhys: don't drink and drive
niccus: ian is positioned
DrakoniteStreams: @rabbitgta sitting
r10pez10: in the middle info panel it seems to show 22/37
Astonprogamer: are you playing online
fiftymcnasty: oh good
fiftymcnasty: they just seemed a bit tamer
Didero: We've got 40 year old Cobol programs, and my work tried to teach me some Cobol, but after trying it for a month or two I had to give up because it was majorly stressing me out
rabbitgta: @DrakoniteStreams so true
oatway: I'm no fancy high faluting language, I'm just a common business oriented language
PixelArtDragon: Is it worth trying to learn any COBOL?
mtvcdm: I mean, any driving is tamer when there's no collisions, but we've fixed that.
KeirenH: what car are we driving this year?
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TXC2: "high arggo buses are still in effect" is a warning you should get when you get into your car :p
Astra7525: oh man.. the poor guy who gets randomly assigned to the fork lift :(
r10pez10: all the devs for it are disappearing so you get paid a lot
Didero: So no, I know a little bit of Cobol, but I am not and will never be a COBOL developer
Thatwasademo: Initial D doing a disappointing lack of drifting
r10pez10: the issue is you're stuck working with COBOL
LordZarano: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
r10pez10: and you know what they say
r10pez10: when you see COBOL, STOP. RUN.
magical_girl_amelia: thanks for the gift sub :3 :3
ElementalAlchemist: Is it worth the pay increase to deal with COBOL? I would argue it is not.
Didero: Though it's a bit hard for me to judge whether Cobol itself is just too old to be useful, or if our 40 year old codebase is just crap. Or both!
TXC2: no one is COBOL dev, mearly a COBOL janitor
TheNerdWonder: I hear they have visual cobol now
matthaus_c: oh hey Night Watch has gone a long way from being stuck on the wayside
xherorush: what are we in?
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ
magical_girl_amelia: we're in the fun position
Creature_Comforts: GANT
PixelArtDragon: !gant
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r10pez10: ian that's just cori's bananacar
SpacePotato01: like a cylon?
TXC2: xherorush Renualt 5 turbo
BrowneePoints: I thought COBOLs are little dragons that bark and steal things
BubastiBR: <- learned BASIC programming a Z8-.
NotCainNorAbel: isn't that the human part?
Didero: @TXC2 Our company has like half a dozen COBOL developers. Worst of all, the COBOL dev of our department even likes it!
malc: a hybrid electric / horse
RandomTrivia: That's how a driver works, yes :D
KiroWhitefin: Totoro catbus!?
BubastiBR: *Z80
PsychoI3oy: my car is theoretically hybrid diesel / biodiesel
fiftymcnasty: I just want more plane/car hybrids
Simbionis: Might be time to pit with that transmission
ani_laurel: for electric racecars; how do you speed charge them? Cuz it takes forever to charge a car compared to dumping in some gas
magical_girl_amelia: pit every lap
theblakdeth: didnt realize the other cars were AI. just assumed everyone else on track were stable drivers
Saunabath: It is a shame that flexifuel systems never took on
TXC2: Didero the madman
cuttlefishman: wasnt there a jet car that could run off of like tequilla
matthaus_c: I want more submarine/plane hybrids
cuttlefishman: basically anything
PharaohBender27: Just looked up COBOL, and the Wikipedia page has this photo of a manual cover, and I feel lrrGRAHAM would have some opinions about its design: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:COBOL_Report_Apr60.djvu
r10pez10: there was at least one coffee-powered car
mtvcdm: COBOL isn't a black-and-white issue, really. Just shades of blue.
oatway: call the real ambulance, but not for me
PixelArtDragon: @r10pez10 Wait, what?
ani_laurel: we need a firetruck
ElementalAlchemist: That's an extremely 1950s book cover
r10pez10: in that it was steam powered and the fuel for the boiler was coffee grounds
kusinohki: real?? life???
TXC2: "just a real amublance" has some real menace to it
Brozard: I mean, it’s comforting for the person the ambulance is for?
BrowneePoints: The easiest way to make an American panic is to tell us you ordered an ambulance
Saunabath: real life isn't real and cannot hurt you
matthaus_c: huh, I don't hate that cover design
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 TBF that is some 60's era design going on there.
magical_girl_amelia: the real ambulance were the friends we made along the way dot jpeg
Orgmastron: @ani_laurel I assume they would just swap out batteries?
matthaus_c: but then again I've seen much worse in programming language books
niccus: techno-organic catbus
Didero: @BrowneePoints "Don't worry, the cops are on their way"
MagicaKing: I don't know much about cars- why is the steering wheel's red indicator thing pointed to the side and not forward?
LurkerSpine: should I get the ultimate edition of this game or is the base game enough?
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ani_laurel: @ani_laurel but thats, like, the entire floor of the car
fiftymcnasty: Amber certainly is the color of your energy
TheNerdWonder: so with whiskey and/or absinthe?
TXC2: right I'm off to make food, see y'all soon chat, and Keep on Driving Ian
freeridercam: @MagicaKing tis a silly car
jedi_master_zll: "It is now safe to turn off your computer"
Didero: The problem with COBOL now is that all codebases you're working in are at least 30 years old, so there's a LOT of tech debt and bad decisions
magical_girl_amelia: was that thunder or your transmission
r10pez10: see you TXC2
Didero: Bye TXC2 !
PixelArtDragon: And now we're on to Star Wars
Creature_Comforts: We're on the leaderboard sim1BOG
cuttlefishman: Ian, you are a responsible adult... should I get a Swift Water Rescue Technician 2 course in October?
RandomTrivia: It's tuned to F Major lrrBEEJ
Creature_Comforts: And we're off the leaderboard
r10pez10: obv the solution is to rebuild the COBOL apps in FORTRAN
theblakdeth: to answer the electric car thing: in Formula E they used to literally get out of the car and get in a second one a couple years ago. the batteries have improved since then luckily
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c @TheMerricat I think the fact that the "L" in COBOL seems slightly offset to the left is what bugs me, personally
DrakoniteStreams: on the leadereboard \o/
fiftymcnasty: Are we averaging a transsmition every 2 laps?
matthaus_c: @PharaohBender27 oh. good catch. that's a sore
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AlliterativeAlternative: on the board!
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magical_girl_amelia: iHorner is in, trucks are out
ElementalAlchemist: It won't last for long; we're going to pit
cuttlefishman: How quickly do they burn through transmissions in irl Le Mans?
Thatwasademo: nice recovery
LordZarano: PrideRise
r10pez10: reminds me of earlier years where leaderboard appearances would trade with pitting, yeah
RandomTrivia: Not this fast, cuttlefishman
kusinohki: I heard squeeled tires then a thunderclap... very ominous
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @cuttlefishman not. They just don't.
PixelArtDragon: But also, these are very professional drivers who NEVER grind the clutch
MAPBoardgames: pop the trunk, I've got tools, a spare tire, jack, spare transmission.
cuttlefishman: Is Ian grinding the clutch?
mtvcdm: We're just over here single-handedly keeping France's transmission industry in business. We're creating jobs.
Fairgrim: isn't the rule of thumb that they have a whole second car in parts on hand
Didero: That car is a ghost!
mtvcdm: Collisions: some
tdapenguin: why isn't ian's steering wheel in front of the game steering wheel!!!????!!!
DrakoniteStreams: I think most teams expect the transmission to be junk after le mans, but do not plan on mid race swap
PixelArtDragon: Collisions: random
MAPBoardgames: That car didn't have collision insurance so they didn't.
CaptainSpam: The IRL Le Mans is intended as an *endurance* challenge. Having to replace transmissions on the regular would sort of mean your car sort of failed the *endurance* part of that. :p
fiftymcnasty: 24 isnt an Agent, hes just a number
r10pez10: ian is actually facing through the rear windscreen
Deyna_Taggerung: Was that car blue flagged maybe?
TheElrad: do some/all of the modded cars not have collisions?
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
tdapenguin: @r10pez10 ian's doing le mans on hard mode!
cuttlefishman: GANT
Creature_Comforts: GANT
PharaohBender27: Goddamn, don't think I've watched Venture Brothers since I was in undergrad
Alas_Babylon: T N A G
matthaus_c: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
YeetTheRich_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:38.
EvilGenius_9: poor 21 and his stanza
PharaohBender27: And I earned my Bachelor's in 2008
r10pez10: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I don't think I have ever watched Venture Brothers
RandomTrivia: LUL
PixelArtDragon: Oh yeah, I'm not hearing any belt sounds this time
r10pez10: wow, so the prompt actually worked and you considered less force feedback!
matthaus_c: the pits the pits the pits
PixelArtDragon: I wonder if the force feedback would be disabled on the forklift (forklifts don't do that)
r10pez10: coffee: yes
malc: man, if the pit crew could refill your coffee...
LordZarano: LeMans was designed to combat the trend for fast expensive cars to be very unreliable
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: There is no banana car in the pits. It has stopped existing
Didero: F1 cars have an automatic pitlane speed limiter, I assume Le Mans cars aren't that lucky?
Saunabath: This is not a good year for man's romance
kusinohki: I feel like you should just have 2 cars. Pit and change cars and the crew will have several laps to overhaul the non-driving car
DrakoniteStreams: where is poochy? ... I mean the forklift?
CaptainSpam: The thunder continues.
KodeMage: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:57:08.
PharaohBender27: Correction: I *might* have watched some Venture Brothers during the gap year between undergrad and grad school, but a lot of that is a blur of a messed-up sleeping schedule, so can't confirm
KodeMage: oh, we just getting started
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, the banana car is in the subocean
r10pez10: the thunder is a nice addition to this years proceedings
Deyna_Taggerung: @Didero Assetto does do it automatically, but I've had it spin me going in too fast before
MAPBoardgames: Before I learned to drive, I thought the 'clutch' had something to do with how hard you grabbed the steering wheel.
SquareDotCube: Since it's one of the local favorites, has "the ducks" been considered being added, if we can find a model that exists?
NoNane09: @didero f1 cars can speed in the pit lane, so I don't think that limiter is super effective
Didero: @Didero That sounds like the worst way to get DQed
KodeMage: that's a fun little car
Kumakaori: ZOOMin'
AlliterativeAlternative: what was that
r10pez10: that was anne murray in a bathtub
PixelArtDragon: Giving no shits is what
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That's a bathtub with wheels
Didero: @NoNane09 The only pitlane speeding I remember was an F1 driver not breaking enough before the pit, so the limiter couldn't slow them down fast enough to prevent the penalty
CaptainSpam: The thunder SHOULD be disconcerting, but this is Le Mans!
Kumakaori: we're on the time sheets :D!
fiftymcnasty: So this is just Wacky Racers but with less HB style repeating backgrounds?
flouncy_magooo: Fun fact: Le Mans is French for 'The Mans'
Thatwasademo: I like how all the buses are in a row shortly ahead of us
magical_girl_amelia: with a transmission this strong, i don't see how we could fail to climb
CaptainSpam: @fiftymcnasty Okay, we definitely need HB-style repeating backgrounds in this. :D
Chesul: Didero if you want, you can ask Beej, he did that a few years ago to the surprise of everyone. XD
MrPhlip: Le Mlans
Thatwasademo: except Derek is between Alpha Flight and Dawn Guard for some reason
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: This is Ian beng Ian and making many strange references
niccus: clutch is the opposite of choke
LordZarano: The background repeats every lap!
MAPBoardgames: Is Garfield out here somewhere?
Saunabath: The Blaze Mans
matthaus_c: in spreadsheet years it feels extra blaseball
Thatwasademo: oh, Derek just overtook
r10pez10: 420h blazemans
PixelArtDragon: Burning man?
Rebornflames: Go derek1
KiroWhitefin: I would *love* to see how many times Ryo has been in the pit lanes when this is over
SkylerRingtail: Isn't that just Burning Man?
Thatwasademo: congratulations to the QWRP broadcast van
r10pez10: isn't that like, two weeks
DrakoniteStreams: shift buses are almost in order
KodeMage: give a man fire he'll be warm for the night, light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life
yalc321: Free trip to the Hague? Well i could use a vacation
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Like the Shen-Mu forklift never making it past the pitlane as a reference to that franchise.
r10pez10: "That's enough work for today."
MAPBoardgames: If Derek loses 7 places, it will be a great day for chat.
Thatwasademo: !gant
LRRbot: GARF
ElementalAlchemist: Transmission status: orange
r10pez10: "Wanna play Face-Off?"
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angryoptimist: GANT (GANT)
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Rebornflames: How many lap into the race is it appropriate to start asking "Are we there yet?"
Earthenone: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:01:08.
fiftymcnasty: we need a car with a better transmission
Saunabath: It is a Renault 5, so possibly
Earthenone: 21 hours till we get there
r10pez10: "Scissors"
RandomTrivia: "Scissors"
SquareDotCube: I'm convinced that the transmission mechanic just doesn't work or is intended for casual play.
SquareDotCube: *isn't intended
DrakoniteStreams: is your clutch pedal plugged in?
KodeMage: what did you do to it?
Genie_M: transmissioff
SkylerRingtail: Something's fucky
Didero: Can you make the game simulate the transmission less harshly?
Saunabath: Should you switch to automatic throttle blip?
Ard_Rhys: It looks like they don't repair the transmission during pitstops
KiroWhitefin: Are you sure your clutch is working properly Ian? Like, physically? @LoadingReadyRun
LordZarano: So close! Can we get there?!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, can you check your clutch pedal works correctly?
Kumakaori: Lap counts seem low?? (finds the lap 20's DQ that caused our current predicament.) sigh.
matthaus_c: did getting into the subocean DQ us last year? :p
brucektrain: @Kumakaori Ian got DNF
Ard_Rhys: I meant in pitstops that aren't due to total transmission failure
r10pez10: never not scared of buses
KodeMage: nice bus, lol
KodeMage: real nice
KiroWhitefin: Alright then :)
Kumakaori: @Kumakaori yep. yep.
Kumakaori: grey is ffb ?
kusinohki: G-Force - known as "Battle of the Planets" in NA
Didero: Maybe your clutch timing is off then or something?
KiroWhitefin: Jaaames
RandomTrivia: Adam!
Bunoc1: if your buns are blue or gray see a doctor or get a refund
DeM0nFiRe: Adam!
PharaohBender27: A wild lrrADAM appears!
angryoptimist: G-Forces, that's one of the three thing Bright Noa knows.
TheAinMAP: lrrADAM
Thatwasademo: Adam!
Brozard: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
Dared00: Adam!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: James?
KodeMage: a wild james appears
rabbitgta: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
Nigouki: Hallo Adam!
Modriin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Modriin! (Today's storm count: 59)
Mai_Andra: We just made some GAINS!
Brozard: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
KiroWhitefin: Ah Adam xP
s0lesurviv0r: lrrJAMES Yo!
KodeMage: a wild adam appears?
electra310: Hi Adam!
Easilycrazyhat: We hear you Adam! ^.^
Brozard: Whoops, thought it was James. Hi Adam!
Didero: Man, even in just voice Adam and James are similar :p
niccus: stream hears clear,ian not as much
Mangledpixel: we can hear him just fine
ani_laurel: Hey Adam
PharaohBender27: @rabbitgta Pssst, that's the wrong emote!
angryoptimist: An Adam
Alas_Babylon: It's our local Adam Savidan
TheMerricat: Morning Adam!
Thatwasademo: Adam's a bit too loud now
s0lesurviv0r: lrrADAM Yo!
rabbitgta: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
RandomTrivia: LOUDER than befre
MrPhlip: now Adam is v loud on stream
RandomTrivia: *before
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam is now excessively loud for *us*
beowuuf: sergeHi adam
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Loud adam for us
DrakoniteStreams: therea48Wave
TheMerricat: Adam is a Loud Boi! :)
NoNane09: hi Adam!
r10pez10: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:50 AM
Thatwasademo: Adam was a reasonable volume for chat earlier and now he's blown out
Kumakaori: oh that is this channel. Hi Adam :D!
beowuuf: from the iron temple to the church of speed
DigitalSeahorse: letoHenlo_HF lrrADAM
Kumakaori: we turned penalties off? oh blessed day
electra310: Man, I burned out my transmission last month and it took three weeks to replace it. That's a long time in the pit!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian, adam is very loud for us
r10pez10: morale officer savidan
Thatwasademo: yeah, we got DQ'd due to not clearing a penalty
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
matthaus_c: oh no
KodeMage: video down
malc: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
TheMerricat: chat, stream died for me, anyone else?
SAJewers: uh
Genie_M: whomp
RandomTrivia: panicBasket
frnknstn: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
MehallD: F
Easilycrazyhat: Nooooooo
NoNane09: rip
Brozard: lrrADAM lrrHEART lrrIAN
beowuuf: no just me then :(
DrakoniteStreams: therea48Shock
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine zeldaFine zeldaFine
Earthenone: (Error #2000)
Simbionis: oh dear
Didero: Oh good, it's not just on my end then
Nigouki: Ian pushed too many buttons
Sternkraft: nooooooo
Thatwasademo: ah
RainyMint: lrrFINE
NathanJay_GA: it's not me, huh?
PixelArtDragon: Looks like video transmission is down
Rebornflames: it'll be back
Deyna_Taggerung: Transmission strikes the stream
NoNane09: nooooooo
electra310: Oh, I was sure that was me
saiarcot895: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
matthaus_c: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: The stream couldn't handle the power of Adam!
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
OminouslyOminous: Ah, a nice day for a picnic.
Bunoc1: w13Fine
rabbitgta: lrrFINE lrrFINE
IbunWest: pkroseFine pkroseFine pkroseFine
KiroWhitefin: That's a new one
62MGcobra: F
Dared00: oooh, Twitch player has a fancy new "Reload" button
PharaohBender27: Oh it's not just me, then?
Easilycrazyhat: That's a new error for me, too XD Fun.
brucektrain: Aww
Brozard: Revenge of the Race Manager
DeM0nFiRe: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
muondecay: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
r10pez10: thunder finally got us
malsareus: Dawnguard ran Ian over!
KodeMage: twitch can't handle their power!
anamelessdog: evenge of the race director!
beowuuf: double refresh if you get flashing, stream currently off
SmithKurosaki: First crash/
Sarah_Serinde: Okay early warning, chat, the stream might start to flash and if it does, refresh until it stops. Because that's unpleasant
LordZarano: Good time to Ctrl+F5!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian pushed the wrong button?
Pteraspidomorphi: Dared00: I envy that you have so few twitch problems you hadn't seen it yet :P
Two_Hats: This has been happening to me while on Twitch the last few day.
DrakoniteStreams: do we blame adam or #blamejames?
TheMerricat: Adam crashed the stream :P
Kumakaori: XD;. not just me. oofa. conedoOops conedoWoops lrrAWW
SquareDotCube: I think power died, Serge just mentioned that.
matthaus_c: always blame lrrJAMES
Easilycrazyhat: Always blame james
Brozard: always blame James
ihorner: Hi! Power went out. Investigating.
Kumakaori: power out D:! oof.
Brozard: !blamejames
Sarah_Serinde: DrakoniteStreams Always #BlameJames :P
SquareDotCube: Well, Serge mentioned it on his stream.
Sarah_Serinde: Oof
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
62MGcobra: oof ian
Didero: Did your router's transmission break? Kappa
Easilycrazyhat: Oh goody. Good luck, Ian!
electra310: Oh yeah, Serge is gone too
KiroWhitefin: I see that this year is the cursed year.
Orgmastron: Ooofa and/or doofa
CAKHost: Oof :C
Brozard: Actually, a "!blame" command that just returns "James" would be neat
SquareDotCube: @ihorner Serge had it happen to him too.
Pteraspidomorphi: Is it humid over there? Another canadian streamer was complaining about power outages yesterday evening
Pteraspidomorphi: (not serge, so that's 3 I guess)
Two_Hats: Hey Canada, you okay?
NathanJay_GA: this ain't good. dang electrical grid :/
TheMerricat: NotCainNorAble was dealing with a power outage at the start of the stream, wonder if they sent some love over to BC :P
ihorner: We almost never have power problems here, especially not this widespread.
Didero: Remember chat, power break time for the streamer means power break time for you too. So get up, stretch, and throw the main switch
SmithKurosaki: Oh no :(
Sarah_Serinde: Pteraspidomorphi Not sure of the connection between humidity and power outages, but also "another Canadian" could have *extremely* different weather than Vic depending on where they are...
SmithKurosaki: Power down or just net?
RandomTrivia: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
SquareDotCube: to quote Serge over on his chat: " oh neat, looks like a big chunk of Victoria just lost power"
Brozard: Hopefully it's resolved quickly
ihorner: But yeah, this is grid level, not breaker.
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
PharaohBender27: Reminder: Canada is a BIG country
Sarah_Serinde: Exciting
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
ani_laurel: whats happening?
Sarah_Serinde: ani_laurel Power outage
matthaus_c: as the poets said, Canada Is Really Big
Rebornflames: thats unfortunate
r10pez10: well that sucks but i hope it resolves soon
ani_laurel: geez
Anubis169: ani_laurel: we're doing the technical difficulties dance
kumatsu: yeah Serge lost power too
Nigouki: isn't Vancouver Island somewhat self-sufficient power-wise from the rest of BC?
PharaohBender27: @ani_laurel There's a power outage that ended the stream
Sunidesus: it is apparently power outage day, mine was down for a couple hours earlier today (totally not related as I am in MN)
Rebornflames: hope it gets sorted for you soon
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I don't think I've had a power-outage in 30 years.
kumatsu: noticed both streams went out at the same time
TheMerricat: @ani_laurel appearently Victoria just had a power outage in Ian and Serge's location.
r10pez10: i'm off to sleep fare well chat race hard
ihorner: I’ll try to keep you posted here. Keep an eye on Twitter too.
Anubis169: bits of Victoria just had a power outage :)
OminouslyOminous: This brings a whole other meaning to power braking.
angryoptimist: Well, can't really help power outages.
Didero: Night, r10pez10 !
r10pez10: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
Sunidesus: My place in RI lost power once in 15 years (even through nor'easters), new place in MN has lost it twice in a year
Sarah_Serinde: OminouslyOminous lrrWOW
r10pez10: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
MagicaKing: I think Serge's stream also ended from the power outage? I could be wrong
SmithKurosaki: Yea
pn55: No worries Ian. Look after yourself first!
SmithKurosaki: His also dropped
Easilycrazyhat: !findquote power
LRRbot: Quote #2650: "Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around." —Heather [2016-05-30]
niccus: simulated thunderstorm, real power outage
LordZarano: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [3h ago] @loadingreadyrun> The track is clear, and we are LIVE with the 5th Annual 24 Hours of LRRMans endurance race in Assetto Corsa. Let’s rev it up! 🏎 http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9UaPj7XIAI3IoY.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1429077317565837314
NathanJay_GA: Mods, may I post a link to the BC outages map?
brucektrain: link to serge?
Anubis169: please do :)
SkylerRingtail: Hopefully it comes back up soon!
Sarah_Serinde: NathanJay_GA Sure
NojhLivic: Oh no what happened?
angryoptimist: I didn't know !updog could do that; I'm pleased.
Creature_Comforts: Ian lost power.
SmithKurosaki: @brucektrain SergeYager
DigitalHamWarrior: F
Didero: @NojhLivic Power outage in Victoria
ihorner: Thanks @NathanJay_GA I was just about to go looking for that outage info!
SmithKurosaki: F
KiroWhitefin: The thunderstorms ingame weren't simulated :P
Anubis169: ihorner: The person from earlier I invited in here, Artofranael, she was also one of the artists for One Punch Man's S1/S2. If you have any questions you've always wanted to ask, I can pass 'em on :D
Toucansuit: what a terrible night to have a curse
brucektrain: Serge tweeted
SmithKurosaki: Anubis: That's super cool :)
PharaohBender27: Yeah, something tells me it's more than the "12" affected customers affected by this at this point, @NathanJay_GA :p
SmithKurosaki: Maybe just a little
Electrodyne: They should get someone else on screen playing Pole Position
ihorner: Okay. Things are beeping to life. Be back soon.
NathanJay_GA: @ihorner You're welcome! not much we can do, but at least there's some info, hopefully
Anubis169: manYES
Anubis169: beep boop
TheMerricat: So chat is normally good folk but we might not want to post that map link again. Given how the outage is reported it could give a lot of info on where our LRRFolk are which might not be advisable?
Electrodyne: Or maybe Road Blasters
SmithKurosaki: (Hard agree with Merricat)
angryoptimist: This was a short blackout. That's pretty nice.
saiarcot895: @PharaohBender27 that outage also started like 20 minutes ago
SmithKurosaki: But, I do suspect it was more widespread than shown
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat Yeah I was considering that, but since it's clearly affecting more than that area, it seems okay this time around. But good to keep in mind for future
niccus: pretty much every lrrsfolk tweeted that their power went down too; it's huge
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: o noo
Dared00: Max Loy tweeted they're "Getting reports as far as hillside", which sounds like it's pretty far?
Anubis169: hope everyone's ok
Sarah_Serinde: Ian said things are starting to come back for him, so hopefully stream will be back soon
angryoptimist: Weather was the cause?
Anubis169: Solar flares
r10pez10: mass effect
Sarah_Serinde: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TheMerricat: I'm assuming BC is still dealing with Wildfires on the mainland.
saiarcot895: race director finding out and killing the grid :P
SquareDotCube: excessive streaming
NathanJay_GA: clearly, what we all need to do is chip in to a collective funding initiative to get every LRR member a big beefy battery backup :P
brucektrain: @angryoptimist "10am on a Saturday with clear weather is an odd time to lose power"
Didero: Has anybody checked that the whole island didn't unmoor and is floating away?
beowuuf: if it goes for half an hour there is a new endorphine report to listen to :)
TheElrad: James forgot to pay the Power Bill for the city of Victoria
matthaus_c: gdi james
malc: jlrrFacepalm
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: We once had a power-outage because a squirrel got into the switchbox for the entire block, and ... perished due to touching a whole load of wires at the same time
KiroWhitefin: He would never do that. Then the icecream would melt.
Didero: Seems like Serge has power again
TheMerricat: @NathanJay_GA I actually have all my electronics on seperate UPS's but discovered this year that it doesn't help with internet anymore since ATT moved me to fiber and appearently don't battery backup the switch I'm plugged into... :(
malc: #PowerSerge
Anubis169: TheMerricat: I have the router downstairs on a small UPS
Anubis169: and all my kit up here on the big one
malc: ATT don't put UPSes in their infra?! wtf
NathanJay_GA: @themerricat curses! big telecom strikes again!
DeM0nFiRe: I'm bracing for possible power outages tomorrow and Monday due to Henri
RandomTrivia: @TheElrad Must be because it has to be paid in icecream lrrBEEJ
Didero: I'm still very confused when somebody can say on the internet "I don't have power at the moment", before I remember that smartphones exist
malc: even the community fibre outfits around here put UPSes everywhere
beowuuf: did heather just have a drop on one of the PiFs that was worse because of the UPS?
TheMerricat: @Anubis169 Similar to mind, the switch I meant was the box 800ft down the road that hooks me into the infrastructure. :D
TheMerricat: mine even
Anubis169: wait wat
Anubis169: are you on cable or phonelines?
TheMerricat: Phone fiber.
TheMerricat: ATT
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Serge is back online
angryoptimist: I'd be on a UPS myself, if I could, but my wiring is old and bad--and a UPS without ground is colloquially known as a "bomb".
Sarah_Serinde: Hopefully we will be soon
Anubis169: yooooooooou luck sack!
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrARROWS
angryoptimist: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SmithKurosaki: @Didero I feel you there. Def a little jarring at times
malc: I mean, I've also had like 5 UPSes fail on me in recent weeks so it's not a magic fix-all either
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
Sarah_Serinde: Refresh if you don't have signal (I needed to)
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrFINE lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
fastlane250: oh wait nvm
Bunoc1: w13Steer
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Nigouki: had to refresh, dang twitch didn't autoplay
NathanJay_GA: 👀 lrrSIG lrrSIG ?
beowuuf: yup, refresh needed here too
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
Sarah_Serinde: fastlane250 If you just got here, you have excellent timing, because we're just back from a power outage
angryoptimist: @malc They do wear out.
PharaohBender27: @fastlane250 Power outage in Victoria - affected multiple streamers
matthaus_c: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
saiarcot895: lrrSIG
AlliterativeAlternative: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
electra310: Stream go lrrrrrrrr
NathanJay_GA: that is indeed signal
frnknstn: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Epinephilim: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
malc: angryoptimist: in some cases in ~10 months :(
fastlane250: @sarah_serinde @pharaohbender27 Oof.
LordZarano: It was a little late appearing, but didn't need a refresh
Thatwasademo: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: lrrDOTS
Sarah_Serinde: Could be worse, it didn't last super long
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The 24 Hours of LRRMans is back online after a short loss of power. See you all back in the pits! http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9VHx81XIAA5voy.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1429127384515575814
kusinohki: !panic ??
brucektrain: we're back
malc: jlrrPit
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki nope
PharaohBender27: Yeah, when it became clear it was grid issue, my first thought was, "Welp, there goes the stream for a couple hours"
TheAinMAP: jlrrPit
angryoptimist: @malc Well, that's a bummer... I understand some models and brands are better, but they cost a lot more.
Brozard: jlrrPit