ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrSHINE
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
accountmadeforants: Coooo~rn pact!
chaostreader: Well. I just got the LrrMans notification again. Is something in Twitch broken?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Join Can't Draw Horses Club in the shadows with @apsalar and @aiamethyst 📷 ||
Juliamon: Twitch notifs are buggy as hell
TXC2: hello Juliamon
beowuuf: oh, angel is back as guest not just a chatter? :)
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: and horse!
RandomTrivia: H O N S E
RandomTrivia: Angel's back!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Angel
josh___something: hi and bye chat, I'll be in the vod.
beowuuf: hey cori! hey angel!
RandomTrivia: CATTE
RandomTrivia: lrrIAN
josh___something: hope you have a good one y'all
TXC2: #IanLean
RandomTrivia: Well I need a gif of that
CAKHost: lrrIAN ?
Snowcookies: hi Ian
beowuuf: bye chatter josh___something, sergeHi vod josh___something. I confidentally predict you're in for a time :p
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
TXC2: RandomTrivia and so will the highlights please
RandomTrivia: benginLove
TreeVor84: KITTY!
beowuuf: 3 hr sharpening stream
beowuuf: it's blunt, it'll hurt more
TXC2: flawless
beowuuf: <-------- stretch -------->
Snowcookies: Nice
beowuuf: can't start flawlessly club
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: perfect
RandomTrivia: Such consummate professionalism :D
Snowcookies: Upside down horseshoe means this stream will have good luck, right?
beowuuf: sure
TXC2: low drama.....for a beheading
TXC2: "I'm a bitch who lives for drama"
chaostreader: !findquote drama
LRRbot: Quote #6772: "Let me get on my drama clothes." —Cameron [2020-02-18]
TXC2: yes....fog
beowuuf: impressive water shadows
ContingentCat: good water wooblies
beowuuf: *reflections
TXC2: !vods
TXC2: !vod
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cybercobra5: Huh, equestrian LRRMans this year (dangit Twitch notify!)
GirlPainting: high drama wobblies
PendelSteven: 'Ello
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello PendelSteven welcome
GirlPainting: benvanHi
PendelSteven: I'm a little late
PendelSteven: Well, we're talking about light this episode
PendelSteven: Luckily I've learned quite a bit about that from Dutch public television
ContingentCat: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #4542: "I want you to do some knifing." —Kathleen, to Bengineering [2017-12-11]
GirlPainting: pixien3Ohh pixien3Ohh pixien3Ohh pixien3Ohh
TXC2: "we'll stay with this story all night if we have to!"
PendelSteven: Not just about light, but how the masters did that, like Rembrandt
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
GirlPainting: high drama, low contrast wobblies
TXC2: Lrrbot on point
beowuuf: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
ContingentCat: LRRbot nailed it
beowuuf: darn, too slow
PendelSteven: And even while I don't paint, I still dabble in digital imagemaking
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Art and Drama, it was Studio Trigger's 10th Anniversary on Saturday!
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, D R A M A
PendelSteven: And this primary musician will enjoy the stream laying on bed, since I've had a good Dönör kebab dinner with Irish lager
beowuuf: we knew we were getting to see inside the box, as there are no interference patterns :p
ContingentCat: ooooo fancy
TXC2: smacy
RandomTrivia: For your reacting needs, Ian leaning
GirlPainting: the lead has been freed....praise the sun \[T]/
PendelSteven: Yes, Irish lager, they've got more than just stout there :)
PendelSteven: Anyhow, good luck! have fun! Bye bye!
Mollylele: ty @RandomTrivia
beowuuf: the ol' befers
RandomTrivia: M O S H
Juliamon: moshtime
PendelSteven: (will buy a laptop sooner or later but for now afk)
TXC2: "oatmeal? Spiltel? Seamen? ah this must have been were Wilfred Brimley was strangled by Bob Crane"
beowuuf: enjoy watching pendelsteven sergeHi
BrowneePoints: Biology fact! Cat Urine contains a much higher amount of urea than a lot of other mammals, which means it degrades into ammonia rapidly, hence why it smells so foul!
GirlPainting: magenta
TXC2: it's not important how I can remember that Family guy quote verbatim :p
ContingentCat: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5027: "It's my stream! Serve me things!" —Leelee [2018-06-09]
TXC2: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
GirlPainting: cyan
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints Today on "Things I didn't know I didn't need to learn"! :D
TXC2: Lrrbot says option 2
BrowneePoints: Chartreuse
GirlPainting: malve
TXC2: mauve
BrowneePoints: Looks, Bisexual Lighting is the most powerful lighting in existence, I don't make the rules
beowuuf: oh no, cori went half joker
GirlPainting: wait cori!!! have you unloaded, taken apart, cleaned and rebuild your pencil already?
GirlPainting: oh...its not mechanicle....never mind....go ahead then
BrowneePoints: Oooo i can see the hue a bit when the pigment is thinner
DEATHlikescats: aaaaaaaaaaart
DEATHlikescats: I am excite
TXC2: normal pencil, hence the sharpening saga
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain. Pain is always in the box.
TXC2: things, maybe even stuff
GirlPainting: are you calling things, stuff, TXC2 ?
RandomTrivia: Generally 3
TXC2: GirlPainting I'm saying Stuff is different from things
RandomTrivia: For lighting purposes, a cylinder may have more
nervoushair: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:17.
nervoushair: calculusy
BrowneePoints: I like how Circles have infinite corners
GirlPainting: TXC2 o.O hmmmmmkai....i´ll let this one slide.....
GirlPainting: ^^
RandomTrivia: Well, not so much as *less* maths, but less maths involving Pi
ContingentCat: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4027: "Head math is hard when there's good music causing problems in the face" —Ian [2017-02-19]
TXC2: RandomTrivia fewer calories that way, less fatting
DEATHlikescats: brain training
PendelSteven: okay I officially have a somewhat math degree
GirlPainting: sometimes i hit my cammera with my brush....can relate
ContingentCat: we'll survive
PendelSteven: a circle is an infinite polygon
RandomTrivia: Nah, Twitch viewers love that ASMR content
PendelSteven: back to bed
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 Remember, eating too much cake is gluttony, and gluttony is a sin, but you can never have too much Pi, because the Sin of Pi is 0
PendelSteven: (or well a poylygon with infitine sides)
TXC2: BrowneePoints thanks Dad Kappa
RandomTrivia: sergeCrimes
Juliamon: ART crime
GirlPainting: she murdered a stawbeary
DEATHlikescats: it's been awesome seeing all the lessons that I learned over the years in our classes being taught on this show. if someone really wanted to learn how to draw properly they could just watch this and follow along. it's very inspirational
DEATHlikescats: *art
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 If I leave one indelible mark on the community and that's as "Pun Dad", I'm fine with that
nervoushair: are we ready for criming!?
TXC2: 2.333333
RandomTrivia: 2 1/3
ContingentCat: !math 7/3
ContingentCat: right LRRbot doesn't do math
RandomTrivia: I mean, James and Graham never need it for LRRMTG
GirlPainting: blockers! are any blockers in chat?!?!?!?
beowuuf: proof lrrbot is never used for blocking
mtvcdm: But could you imagine the dangers of math falling into the wrong hands?
TXC2: fun story: Google works as a calculator
LordZarano: !calc sqrt(-1)
TXC2: Thrilling content
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! :) :) :) Greetings from rainy Germany! :) :) :)
TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
RandomTrivia: GirlPainting As someone who exclusively plays far too greedy midrange decks, I will admit to usually being a blocker
ContingentCat: @TXC2 yeah but that requires going to a whole new tab, or reaching whole inches to my phone
GirlPainting: how are we casting the light? in plastor, lead, resin, silicon?
pyronils80: @GirlPainting in reinforced concrete? :D
TXC2: GirlPainting going oldschool and using pewter
GirlPainting: sounds sollid ^^
Juliamon: ahh pewter, a classic
ContingentCat: not a platonic cylander
TXC2: it's a series of flat surfaces
pyronils80: ist like an antic column
beowuuf: I studied it in reverse today to cast darkness :(
pyronils80: its
BrowneePoints: So Cori, as a potential fun idea for an episode, I remember watching a Drawfee vid where they are doing composition lessons where they break down shots from the movie The Fall, was wondering about a CDHC stream where you break down movie Shots that inspire you to draw/paint?
GirlPainting: ok LoadingReadyRun , we as the chat collective have decided, the light will be cast in pewter!
TXC2: "the Sun is a deadly laser"
RandomTrivia: Gonna terrify the cats too
RandomTrivia: :D
DEATHlikescats: I like that idea @browneepoints
RandomTrivia: That seems like cats functioning normally
ContingentCat: yup, that's what cats do
Mollylele: is
DEATHlikescats: a stuntman in the 1920's gets hurt and tells fanciful tales to a charming girl as he tecovers
beowuuf: that was another thrilling game of 'has cori watched this film or not'
Mollylele: is Shots supposed to be capitalized
BrowneePoints: Lee Pace tells a little girl in a hospital a story that gets more fantastical it goes longer
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TXC2: !addquote (Cori_ [now] Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?
LRRbot: New quote #7745: "(Cori_ [now] Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?"
BrowneePoints: and the Cinematography is astounding
PendelSteven: Big Fish?
beowuuf: is it about how his sister sees little ornaments coming to life with missions for her to make people happy?
Juliamon: !modquote 7745 (Cori) [now] Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?
LRRbot: Modified quote #7745: "Lee pace, desert...have I even seen this movie?" —Cori [2021-08-23]
TXC2: Cori.exe seems to be having a moment
DEATHlikescats: between this, Proko and James Gurney deep dives I am feeling inspired to art
BrowneePoints: But yea, was just thinking breaking down Cinematography that inspires you would be a fun CDHC stream.
BrowneePoints: Like Dinotopia James Gurney? @DEATHlikescats
DEATHlikescats: yup he does good plain air art videos on YouTube
DEATHlikescats: *plein
BrowneePoints: god. His art utterly inspired me as a kid.
DEATHlikescats: very much same
LordZarano: @BrowneePoints Cori did draw a load of ears from Babylon 5 iirc that one time
DEATHlikescats: I hope you enjoy his vids ☺️
TXC2: so I looked up who Lee Pace is, I saw he was from Pushing Daisies, and I aged about 15 years in one go :p
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 He's been in SO much stuff. Also Pushing Daisies was amazing and didn't deserve to be cancelled
TXC2: indeed it was
beowuuf: I'm just sad no one engaged me on my Wonderfalls reference :p
BrowneePoints: Now that I think about it, Pushing Daisies was kinda like we got an Early Tim Burton/Wes Anderson movie as a tv series
TXC2: it's also incredible that a detective show were they bring back murder victims from the dead doesn't end in 5 mins :p
DEATHlikescats: beads and rivets though
BrowneePoints: But yea there is something whimsical yet grounded and tactile about Gurney's art @DEATHlikescats
DEATHlikescats: he always knows where to depart from realism to heighten his pieces @browneepoints and watching him think as he makes art makes me think differently in a good way
ContingentCat: high drama!
RandomTrivia: G R A V I T Y
RandomTrivia: LUL
DEATHlikescats: magical
TXC2: the Box has no gravity
ContingentCat: ceiling marshmellow!
RandomTrivia: The Box has no interest in such petty things as graivty
DEATHlikescats: and doing it upsidedown will make you do your art slightly different
DEATHlikescats: ceiling marshmallow helps you draw
TXC2: upside down for our Aussie viewers Kappa
BrowneePoints: Ceiling Marshmallow, cousin to Ceiling Egg
DEATHlikescats: lol @txc2
RandomTrivia: Ok
RandomTrivia: Vaseline, Barcode and, uh...
beowuuf: edge
Juliamon: Vaseline, Barcode, Muffin
RandomTrivia: In the Shadow of the Marshmallow is my black metal cover band of The Wiggles
TXC2: What bad round of eat, pray, love
DEATHlikescats: the pure whimsy really makes you energized to play with art
beowuuf: vaseline and barcode, locked in an eternal battle to gain the muffin of advantage
TXC2: beowuuf :D
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME
TXC2: stop sending internet via UPS then Kappa
DEATHlikescats: what would be the opposite of Eat, Pray, Love? excrete, curse, hate?!
TXC2: Pride is the opposite of love, but hate still works
RandomTrivia: I mean, the increase in data storage density alongside the increase of bandwidth means that it's still faster to send large amounts of data by a van on the motorway than it is over the internet
lion000000000000: Wither, Despair, Envy.
DEATHlikescats: ooh nice
ContingentCat: yay finally got a second blue pansy! I got one by chaotic means and have been trying to get another for ages.
TXC2: "If I had a million dollars, I buy an affordable house"
RandomTrivia: If you start living in a parked boat, it's easy to get addicted - it's very moorish lrrBEEJ
lion000000000000: lol
DEATHlikescats: oooh
beowuuf: to be fair, we should have expected the deep purple when we got that picture earlier with the smoke on the water
RandomTrivia: sergePun
TXC2: upside down, correctly
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RandomTrivia: Please don't hit your subs, this isn't that kind of stream lrrBEEJ
TXC2: gotta go to only fans for tha...oh wait
Mysticman89: think of the fibre tho
TXC2: we never used real lead for pencils
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LordZarano: Real lead was never used for pencils, people just thought that graphene was a form of lead and called it "black lead"
RandomTrivia: He's not called The Doer, is he? :D
KeytarCat: I read that Door
TXC2: "he's called the watcher" "what does he do?"
TXC2: there are not loud gulls?
Asimech: "He's really good at sudoku."
Jade_Salamander: The title of Watcher makes me think of Giles from Buffy
ContingentCat: a quiet sea gull is a dead sea gull
beowuuf: the only quiet gull is a dead gull, or maybe one actively eating the chips it just stole from you
TehAmelie: the Watcher's real job is telling us how high the stakes are
Asimech: Well, really it's to convince us that the stakes are high.
Asimech: So the Watcher should really be called the Stakes Stoker.
TehAmelie: i like it
TXC2: interesting that the Green light makes the Red velvet look Green
beowuuf: @Asimech wasn't that the pen name of bram stoker's younger sibling? :p
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
IbunWest: Timed my arrival perfectly.
TXC2: hello IbunWest welcome
IbunWest: Thanks. abatLOVE
Asimech: @beowuuf No, but it was an abandoned character from Dracula who was intended to be Van Hellsing's aide. The one who scorches the tips to harden them.
beowuuf: @Asimech damn those author insert characters :p
beowuuf: also why did i think bram stoker was a pen name, turns out it was his real name
Asimech: (IIRC, that was a thing in the book: The stakes' tips were burned to "harden" them.)
TXC2: because who names the child Bram ? :p
Juliamon: Ask Sharon & Lois
ContingentCat: huh I though Bram Stoker was a pen name too,
beowuuf: it's short for abraham it seems :)
TehAmelie: i think it's short for Abraham
ContingentCat: that makes sense
Juliamon: I'd buy that
TXC2: TehAmelie makes sense
Juliamon: but Abe is such a superior shortening!
Asimech: I wonder if they had named him "Bran" he would've ended up as one of the first cereal magnates.
TXC2: we don't have enough Abarahams these days
TXC2: also we're back
beowuuf: abe stoker's dracula sounds like a sequal to plan 9 from outer space :p
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
ContingentCat: Maybe Abraham was a popular name at the time and he already had 4 Abes in his class
TehAmelie: maybe it was pronounced more like Ibrahim and he didn't want to go by Iby
RandomTrivia: LUL
beowuuf: dun dun dundun dun
Asimech: "I am no Abe, I am a Bram!"
KeytarCat: 👍
ContingentCat: Like if in the 90s some Jessica decided to be Ica instead of another Jess
Styxseus: That'd be a good segway for an art tutorial ;D
TehAmelie: if i was Abraham i'd simply be lrrHAM
TXC2: "I need your paints, your brushes, and your motorcycle"
beowuuf: Nothing wrong with wanting to be Sic if you are a jessica
beowuuf: you go some shadow in my light! you got some light in my shadow!
TXC2: the shadowy shadow
RandomTrivia: benginTry
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 sergejustRight
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: Typing is hard
TXC2: RandomTrivia I couldn't come up with a 3rd thing, so I bailed a bit :p
TXC2: but thanks aways lrrHEART
TXC2: *anyways
RandomTrivia: I think it was perfect with that as the return to the line
wildpeaks: chibi teeny pencil
TXC2: neither
RandomTrivia: Can't Takesies Backsies Club
ContingentCat: both
TXC2: !backseating
beowuuf: no tabaxi, cori has strong opinions about D&D characters
Juliamon: (disregard that Cori has played tabaxi)
TehAmelie: There Are (No) Backsies
beowuuf: strong and contradictory feelings :p
ContingentCat: No other Tabaxi, her and Paul are the only allowed
TXC2: D&D is later
RandomTrivia: I'm sure RayFK would tell us something something DnDeezNuts
TXC2: not the next stream, just later
ContingentCat: isn't later tonight more gnomes?
Juliamon: It is
beowuuf: about 100, give or take
beowuuf: (or uncertainty is actually pretty large in the counting)
RandomTrivia: The "Not a lot going on" room was WILD
TXC2: ghosts being real, Etc
ContingentCat: so no D&D for at least a week
Juliamon: The dragons are 0 because they're actively cancelling each other out
beowuuf: this kills the sori
RandomTrivia: Look here, Angel, first of all, art is subjective lrrSHINE
Asimech: 100 gnomes, with tolerance of +/- 32 gnomes.
TXC2: deep breaths Cori
Lord_ZYRK: Can't Draw Horses Club: When you're here, you're hideous
RandomTrivia: Can't Hide Your Performance Anxiety Club
TXC2: Asimech wow we need Better QA on those gnomes Kappa
RandomTrivia: Ok I fell called out by my own typing
RandomTrivia: *feel
TXC2: RandomTrivia :D
LordZarano: @Asimech Very tolerant gnomes
Lord_ZYRK: Right now it's the process and not the product
Lord_ZYRK: Until it gets moldy
Lord_ZYRK: Then chow down?
beowuuf: wow, friends off
TehAmelie: is a macaron what a macaroni hopes to grow up to?
TXC2: fun story: I'm not sure if I've ever eaten a marshmallow :p
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TehAmelie: marshmallows are like sugar cubes, but fluffy
Asimech: @TXC2 @LordZarano They are Dragon Lance gnomes. This is par for the course and there's no way you'd be able to get them to put more effort into quality assurance _or_ tightening tolerances.
ContingentCat: Not many horses in Bob Ross
Lord_ZYRK: Assume a sugar cube is a perfect cylinder. . .
beowuuf: @TXC2 you have your truth for the fibbage: enough about you :)
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Asimech: In fact I'm not sure Dragon Lance gnomes have a concept of "tolerances" beyond "enough to set it on fire / not" or similar.
LurkerSpine: I thought you did it for a desertbus?
LordZarano: You did on DB once
LurkerSpine: Like, didn't you have 4 people do one?
SkipIives: it was for a DB opening
beowuuf: graham for db, kate for crapshot
ContingentCat: There's been so many thingss
TXC2: we started Desert bus 9 with Graham as Bob Ross
Mysticman89: I have a vague memory of seeing a young kate in a bob ross wig.
TehAmelie: you've got a Bob Ross boardgame too
TehAmelie: never been streamed
TXC2: thank you Ian
beowuuf: there must always be a stark in the bob ross costume
SkipIives: ^
beowuuf: i thought they did play the bob ross game? huh
ContingentCat: So when we have G, or Kate on as a guest we can do the Bob Ross thing
LordZarano: Whenever I see "Est." I always think it's "Estimated"
TehAmelie: my memory could fail
TXC2: let me tell you, I would be HERE for an episode of this where Graham talks about fonts/Graphic design
beowuuf: lrr do a lot of content...
TXC2: "ha ha LRR go Brrrr"
ContingentCat: !findquote content
LRRbot: Quote #5978: "I want content behind waterfalls." —Matt Griffiths [2019-04-10]
beowuuf: graham talks about fonts for three hours, last part, the camera pans out and out, and the whole text is a horse.
TXC2: like the one in the intro
Lord_ZYRK: "This week's episode: can't spell 'horses' club"
beowuuf: oooh, ascii are cdhc when? :)
beowuuf: *art
PendelSteven: Okay, I'm back
Asimech: @Lord_ZYRK Surely it should be "can't spell hosres club"?
TXC2: ascii still band in chat BTW
PendelSteven: Ow dear, I ate a lot tonight
TXC2: *banned
PendelSteven: GW Basic, yay
Lord_ZYRK: Asimech much like the CDHC logo, it provides an example of the thing so everyone knows what not to do.
Asimech: Alt: "can't spell hoarses club".
PendelSteven: I've had that as well
ContingentCat: katesLol wow
PendelSteven: Started with MSX Basic 2.0
RandomTrivia: Bonus points if the text of the ascii art is Michael Morpurgo's War Horse
SquareDotCube: So is that what the GW stands for in min4gw?
TXC2: we did visual basic, then did Pascal for some Godless reason :p
Mysticman89: ascii spawning for a first thing sounds rather fancy compared to hello world
Asimech: alt2: "can't spell hearses club"
PendelSteven: I started programming when I was 11
Lord_ZYRK: And we can do a play along at home where anyone who spells horse right in chat gets banned lrrBEEJ
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Dooting isn't talking.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
Lord_ZYRK: Can doot horses club
PendelSteven: That's how I learned what sinus was
beowuuf: we are not prohibited from drawing dragons, unless you consider them skyhorses
ContingentCat: rocks are great
Asimech: "Can horses toot club."
RandomTrivia: Does the rock contain an AI?
PendelSteven: And then a few years later they try to explains what sinus was
RandomTrivia: CORI
RandomTrivia: Don't just shove things into other things!
Lord_ZYRK: The Kingdom of the Crystal Marshmallow
PendelSteven: which brings me back to circles: x = sin(a); y = cos(a)
RandomTrivia: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Now kiss is a different stream, though
ContingentCat: just uh, marshmellow-crystal
RandomTrivia: *SQUIDGE*
TehAmelie: is this art dot jpg
PendelSteven: Oh dear
ContingentCat: ooo
Styxseus: How? WITH FORCE
PendelSteven: prisma, ey
RandomTrivia: And now the marshmallow is sticking the amethyst to the ceiling
RandomTrivia: Physics!
Asimech: @PendelSteven By "sinus" did you mean "sine" but auto-correct got you?
TXC2: we're in the crystal caverns now
Lord_ZYRK: So we have officially done sculpting now
PendelSteven: @Asimech yes, sine
ContingentCat: just like that yeah
PendelSteven: Obviously I had my math classes in Dutch
PendelSteven: We can get them in both English and Dutch now, but I'm older
Asimech: @PendelSteven Ok, good. I was worried what kind of coding you did if it involved sinuses.
LordZarano: Can't spell wuaciz club
PendelSteven: lo
Styxseus: Look at those tasty retractions
LordZarano: (Best I can do spelling horses without any of the letter of horses)
PendelSteven: now it looks like a rock
ContingentCat: marshmellow loks more like a potato now
ContingentCat: *looks
PendelSteven: or that
Lord_ZYRK: More like in prism
PendelSteven: haha
ContingentCat: potatoes and rocks look pretty similar
Asimech: @PendelSteven Apparently is "sinus" in Swedish as well. In Finnish it's "sini". Which is also the prefix form of "blue" in Finnish.
PendelSteven: sinus is latin for it
Lord_ZYRK: What are potatoes if not just delicious rocks
Asimech: Potatoes are just nature's rocks.
LordZarano: Dramatic!
PendelSteven: One of the Latin wors still present in Dutch, English has even more but lacks this one
PendelSteven: At least, I think English has more just a merit of having much more words
Juliamon: Potatoes are edible rocks for cowards
PendelSteven: *by
PendelSteven: Hmm hmm k
RandomTrivia: Hmmmm
RandomTrivia: Potential DB prize?
SilverBramble: I bet it'd be a good auction item for Desert Bus
PendelSteven: Instagram
PendelSteven: I say, but I don't even have that
beowuuf: watch out, it might eventually become self-aware
PendelSteven: Angel is impressively drawing this upside down :)
Styxseus: Ahh, the art-pile. I feel like I may or may not have a few of those..
Asimech: So have we named this object yet? I'm thinking "marshgemmow".
ContingentCat: or both
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, don't worry about it, post what you like?
TehAmelie: 30 years from now Cori will need a Desert Bus power hour to thin out the art pile
PendelSteven: It makes a good Punk Fled album cover
Sarah_Serinde: Not every tweet has to be for everyone
beowuuf: juliamon: do you have some literature such as a newsletter, and if so how would one subscribe to such a thing?
Darleysam: put what you want to put on twitter, and let your followers curate themselves
Sarah_Serinde: ^
TXC2: If I was twitter, people would follow me because they are bots :p
RandomTrivia: The horse knows what it is because it knows what it isnt? :D
Asimech: The big upside of micro-blogging is that individual posts are, or should be, easy to ignore if you're not interested.
PendelSteven: Did I make bad joke or did nobody understand it? Punk Fled album
TXC2: RandomTrivia It's a horse of course
PendelSteven: Let's call it "Dork Sight of the Month"
beowuuf: it's the children who are wrong
PendelSteven: And they cost next to nothing nowadays
TXC2: yeap, any time someone says the word "square" I add "hole" after it :p
PendelSteven: then again, since the pandemic perhaps they cost a lot
PendelSteven: correct
PendelSteven: cyan
PendelSteven: nah, the other way
LordZarano: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
PendelSteven: Yes, cyan, like the planet Uranus
RandomTrivia: LRRbot is often scarily on point
LurkerSpine: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
RandomTrivia: And sometimes, scarily OFF point
beowuuf: lrrbot is spooky in its applicability
Asimech: Why would I need a crystal to do city zoning for bathing suits?
ContingentCat: crystals are deceptively porrus
ContingentCat: it's a bad time
Sarah_Serinde: Pls don't put crystals there
Sarah_Serinde: Get something body safe
beowuuf: i mean they have the power to poison you if you put them in unfortunate places
Asimech: Crystals are deceptively porous _and_ human bodily fluids are surprisingly corrosive.
Mysticman89: I would have thought it was a reference to that whole vajazzling phenomonenon, which is also a bit unconventional but I think its exterior?
Sarah_Serinde: No I'm pretty sure it was a GOOP referemce
Sarah_Serinde: *reference
Sarah_Serinde: And probably from Kathleen
PendelSteven: Well, the image is upside down
Asimech: E.g. jade can release stuff that will wipe out all bacteria downstairs, including the good ones, so infections ahoy.
PendelSteven: Remember, chat sees what Corey sees
Sarah_Serinde: I'm pretty sure she knows that
Sarah_Serinde: Also it's Cori
PendelSteven: Sorry, my bad
LordZarano: jillLurk
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
PendelSteven: I was gonna say I saw a video from Cory wong, but...
PendelSteven: Bye TXC
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2! sergeModLove
Asimech: Vajazzling is exterior. But there have been various "healing mineral" stuff being sold to be put in your stuff.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Angel
PendelSteven: To make a joke of what I did: that was more Corey Wrong :)
beowuuf: night txc2
Mysticman89: yeah, don't use crystals for anything except for visual purposes methinks.
PendelSteven: Wong is a pretty famous indie funk guitarist btw
LordZarano: @Mysticman89 And industrial purposes
PendelSteven: making lenses
PendelSteven: and light computers one day in the future
RandomTrivia: *power
Mysticman89: those using them for professional applications know better than to listen to some random dude in twitch chat
Mysticman89: Those looking for healing powers though, maybe dont
TehAmelie: ignoring your own brain is useful for so many things, why do we only learn it for art?
PendelSteven: Good for abstracting
LordZarano: If I take my glasses off it makes things blurry
TehAmelie: but without glasses i don't see what i'm drawing
ContingentCat: my glasses are too strong for that it would be too far
LordZarano: !vacelineorbarcode
PendelSteven: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
beowuuf: pretend they are a black lotus and it's 1994
Asimech: Smear one lens with grease or oil, then alternate your eyes.
PendelSteven: a '94 black Lotus Elise?
beowuuf: that works
TehAmelie: i want to call it the color of cilantro
PendelSteven: sky purple then
PendelSteven: magenta is a kind of purple
beowuuf: it's cdhc, we should be aiming for the colour out of space
PendelSteven: you could also say puple is a kind of magenta if you go by cyan-magenta-yellow of course
PendelSteven: also, in rgb purple is ½ - 0 -½ while magenta is 1 - 0 - 1 (or 128 for ½ and 255 for 1)
RandomTrivia: Amethyst stuck in a Marshmallow sounds like an item from Munchkin
ContingentCat: gasp
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Looks great!
PendelSteven: but okay... sky magenta: Deep purplish pink (207, 113, 175)
PendelSteven: a representation of the color of the sky near the sun during the brief period during twilight when the pink of sunset transitions into the blue of early evening.
RandomTrivia: Sky Magenta 100% sounds like an anime character
RandomTrivia: Probably the rival of the main character
PendelSteven: I've actually seen such sky a few hours ago when I brung the container around
ContingentCat: oh embroidery thread numbers are just rgb?
LordZarano: Is there some sort of rgbs, for shininess?
PendelSteven: in rgb the higher you go in number the lighter it is
ContingentCat: ah that makes sense
PendelSteven: hues
PendelSteven: Happy Tuesday!
ContingentCat: fabric arts exclusively for nerds
Lord_ZYRK: The hell kind of sewist are you?
PendelSteven: it's like CNC machine nerdery I imagine
Lord_ZYRK: Imagine not owning a dedicated machine for each stitching pattern lrrBEEJ
Asimech: "Sewist" sounds like somebody who deals inside sewers or with sewage.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, it has transformed into a floppack
PendelSteven: yup, it's tuesday, so time for a break (CET)
beowuuf: Jessica "Sic" Icepack
PendelSteven: commercial for a Creator laptop - scarily apt
PendelSteven: Also Malibu - and I've got a plush flower in such a bottle next to my monitor
PendelSteven: They're coming to take me away! :)
beowuuf: wb
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Asimech: Shade-os?
beowuuf: not as good follow up to field of dreams, think it really lacked james earl jones
SquareDotCube: Or it's in space, where atmosphere doesn't get in the way
ContingentCat: it really feels like the sun is too close today
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah hey can I borrow that sun power for a bit
PendelSteven: P P P but reverse?
PendelSteven: three boots
ContingentCat: feels like 36c here and I hate it
RandomTrivia: We only have one light source, and no walls to reflect off of
SkipIives: ^
RandomTrivia: So there's no ambient or secondary light sources
beowuuf: maybe a bond style villain who threatens to block out the sun, and not get the reaction they would expect
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat 38 here wheeee
PendelSteven: Meanwhilei enjoyed some Napoleon XIV
RandomTrivia: Braise cude?
beowuuf: threatens for random, ends up getting what amounts to extra funding
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde yayy summer in Southern ontario, thank god it should be over soonish
LordZarano: Yeah, no ambient light makes things look weird
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Yeah same here, and I'm worried it's not going to cool down enough. Going back to no AC in a couple days...
Sarah_Serinde: Still, some improvement is better than none
LordZarano: Things in space look unusually sharp
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde I learned recently my cheap little AC will stop working if it's run all day and all night so I'm saving it for night, just fan and feet in ice water for now
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Oof that sucks. I have a good fan so it can run a lot, but also not a substitute for AC when it's so hot for so long
beowuuf: this turned outer limits all of a sudden, right on time :p
Lord_ZYRK: something something fraction of Angel's power
PendelSteven: Looking more and more like the LRR logo
LordZarano: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Asimech: So possibility of taking a bite out of the gem is still on the table?
RandomTrivia: We have to go deeper! LUL
RandomTrivia: Then take a screenshot of the photoshop window and import it into MS Paint
RandomTrivia: Then print it out, take a picture of it and import that back into photoshop
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:41 from now).
Asimech: @RandomTrivia At what point do you put it inside a Word document? Right before you send it to somebody else to finish the work?
LordZarano: @RandomTrivia This is reminding me of Paul's "Drum scan of a printed jpeg" story
RandomTrivia: @Asimech Yeah, that's just to send it to others
PendelSteven: I'm a simple man, I see a box shaking, I click on it
RandomTrivia: If the recipient is unlucky, they'll have to unzip the word document first
Asimech: What, no RAR?
MortifiedPenguins: there is the quick way and the right way :P
RandomTrivia: Additional layers of compression or obfuscation are optional, but encouraged
PendelSteven: @MortifiedPenguins sounds like the first line of a chorus
PendelSteven: then three words in my head
PendelSteven: I've already have the melody and chords stuck in my head now, thanks
MortifiedPenguins: my bad :P
PendelSteven: Already told you: primary musician
RandomTrivia: That is a multi-faceted question lrrBEEJ
PendelSteven: but it'll take time
niccus: it looks like some demo from povray
Lord_ZYRK: Some sort of model gemerator lizstarThink
RandomTrivia: :D
PendelSteven: inb4 jokes of making fashion models for chat
PendelSteven: don't you love that?
PendelSteven: new version: old way doesn't work anymore. Well great. Couldn't you make it backwards compatible?
Wintermelon100: Good morning
PendelSteven: We saw nothing
Wintermelon100: Perfect
PendelSteven: good night
PendelSteven: right, it really is tuesday for some of us you see
Asimech: "Old way is not available because it... uhh. *rolls a die, consults table* Broke... *roll* UX... *roll* synergy."
RandomTrivia: Night PendelSteven!
Wintermelon100: The cat closed the door I just watched
RandomTrivia: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: A thousand years ago, this land was green and good
Lord_ZYRK: Until the crystal cracked. . .
PendelSteven: playing Art. Twitch, it's 2021, get on with the program
PendelSteven: I mean, they're making adverts now that you watch much more than playing games, but then this
Earthenone: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #6776: "No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art." —Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
PendelSteven: This is the time when there's probably the most people on internet
PendelSteven: I think Adam sees creative things as art
ContingentCat: gota buy those bananas
PendelSteven: Heard of the peanutbutterfloor?
RandomTrivia: It's one thing for "people gotta eat" and another for "here's a literal pile of trash on a bed it's worth 12 million dollars" (or whatever that piece sold for)
PendelSteven: I don't think you see it anymore
PendelSteven: but it's by modern artist Wim T. Schippers (1942, also well-known in the Netherlands for lending his voice to Ernie from Sesame Street)
ContingentCat: nice
PendelSteven: and Kermit, hi ho
Asimech: @PendelSteven Well, not from under all that hair. *brr*
SquareDotCube: Giant slices of bread not allowed within its premises :p
ContingentCat: is there a competing Jam floor?
PendelSteven: about a year, I think, last time I think was in 2011
Asimech: "People with jars of jam *will* be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."
Styxseus: Hmm..
niccus: there should be a bridge over it
PendelSteven: Indeed
SquareDotCube: I'd say it's a criticism of capitalism
Styxseus: Don't know how I feel about edible floors.
Asimech: It's trying to say "floor is sticky".
PendelSteven: pindakaasvloer in Dutch, which directly translates to peanutbutterfloor so yeah
PendelSteven: the orinal name is Dutch ofc
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: That's terrifyingly accurate
SquareDotCube: PB has that half wood, half earth smell
ContingentCat: I can't wait to be able to go to museums and galleries again
PendelSteven: I'll keep you informed
NotCainNorAbel: I'm guessing it is trying to prove there are mice in the museum.
SquareDotCube: And then there's art pieces where actively rotting is part of the process
Juliamon: "Are YOU hyperallergic to peanuts? Come find out!"
PendelSteven: Well, we Dutch have quite a bit with peanutbutter - our sataysauce for example is made from it
RandomTrivia: Wait, so can they sell PB sandwiches for twice the usual price and call it merchandising?
ContingentCat: I know I have a craving for peanut butter cookies now
PendelSteven: well, we eat fires with said sataysauce, which is peanutbuttersauce
PendelSteven: *fries, frites
RandomTrivia: Mocking art institutions for being up their own butts is something I can always get behind
empyreon: @PendelSteven Pindakaas is one of like a dozen Dutch words I was taught. Very important word.
RandomTrivia: Although I do subscribe to the line of thinking of "If you have to explain why it's art, it isn't art"
PendelSteven: It's better than his play Going to the Dogs
PendelSteven: which literally involved dogs on stage. Just that actually.
PendelSteven: Absurd enough?
RandomTrivia: St Thomas' Hospital is indeed across the river from the Houses of Parliament. It's still there
PendelSteven: I did
PendelSteven: again, Dutch public television
PendelSteven: hmm just because?
ContingentCat: got all you need
PendelSteven: you've gotta imagine Picasso did 'normal' painting when he was a child, teenager
Wintermatrix: pepsiman?
Lord_ZYRK: Ian is correct
ContingentCat: because that's helpful?
Wintermatrix: the what
beowuuf: after bebendum i will believe ian about anything
SquareDotCube: kind of
PendelSteven: Indeed Fido Dido
SquareDotCube: If you remember a gigantic beach chair, that's the first level
ContingentCat: ohh
PendelSteven: Doug was after this
ContingentCat: or pepperanne
Lord_ZYRK: Fido Dido *was* going to have a game
ContingentCat: why was he called Fido Dido though?
PendelSteven: the character did not receive much attention or popularity until the early 1990s, when he appeared on numerous products, particularly stationery and 7-Up ads.
ContingentCat: yeah they do look very 90s
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PendelSteven: Later, he was replaced with Cool Spot as the 7-Up brand mascot - in the US
PendelSteven: Later, he was replaced with Cool Spot as the 7-Up brand mascot in the US - but not in Europe
PendelSteven: You should ask Joanna Ferronne that @ContingentCat she named him
beowuuf: thanks for the stream cori and angel!
Asimech: @ContingentCat The Wikipedia only says "Ferrone came up wiht the character's name on her way to work the next day."
PendelSteven: Boink
RandomTrivia: KITTy
RandomTrivia: PUPPER
PendelSteven: upside down dog & kitty
RandomTrivia: benginLove
ContingentCat: Such a good Cat!
ContingentCat: and doggo!
PendelSteven: Ah Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right that's this week :D
Sarah_Serinde: We have...options
Sarah_Serinde: We'll get there
Sarah_Serinde: He is done!
ContingentCat: surprises!
RandomTrivia: 7P1C :D
beowuuf: play 'truth, lie, or theory' on bloodborne trivai :p
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Angel! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
beowuuf: bye! and night chat!
PendelSteven: bye thanks!
ContingentCat: Thanks Cori and Anfel
ContingentCat: *Angel