Earthenone: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
IbunWest: lizstarHi
laikagoat subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
laikagoat: zoeyParty lrrSHINE zoeyParty
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Wrexadecimal: Soon™
NightValien28: lrrARROWS
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Gnomes 100, Dragons 0) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
GhostValv: seabatClap
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WE ARE LIVE
v_nome: Oh nice I'm just in time
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrADAM lrrSIG
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: also LUL at the sctore
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v_nome: How many points does chat have?
NotCainNorAbel: no music or is it my end?
PharaohBender27: Am I the only one not hearing music?
LadyAiluros: no music here either
NightValien28: no music ehre
NightValien28: there you go
PharaohBender27: Ah, there we go!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: now i have music, thanks lrrPAUL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrFINE
vagrant_fiction: Lets goooo
lochnessseammonster: jlrrCooltunes seabatClap
epsilondelphine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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HorusFive: lrrFRUMP lrrARROWS lrrAWESOME
v_nome: !paullove
kusinohki: !lovepaul
kusinohki: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what James says.
kusinohki: can never remember the order
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
opal_moth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
Manae: no kicking Adam
ContingentCat: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5123: "Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble." —Paul [2018-06-28]
HorusFive: Load the Gnomeflinger!
caoinlean subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
caoinlean: woo-hoo gnomes!
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RandomTrivia: Hello again friends! lrrSHINE
BusTed: seabatClap
Ingavar_Khaos: As someone who watched the other 2 videos yesterday, Adam still has a Boon that lets him negate ANY negative effect in a new area
SnackPak_: jeez...
RandomTrivia: We must return to something vaguely erotic!
Arclight_Dynamo: Sorry Adam, I don't know how to read.
thraximore: on the SKITTLES
Pteraspidomorphi: déjà vu
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Sarah_Serinde: Love you too Adam :D
BusTed: 😂👌💯
RandomTrivia: Hi Adam LUL
jpost042: starting fighty
SirMorek: ook ook ook!
gualdhar: lrrJUDGECALL
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2668 patrons for a total of $20,076.58 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
xantos69: Yay! Reading Books!
HorusFive: !patreon
LRRbot: 2668 patrons for a total of $20,076.58 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
NightValien28: we are not reading, you are reading you nerd dingus
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey ook ook insult me adam
LadyAiluros: i ... prolly should put headphones on
saucemaster5000 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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WowoT: beej is real loud compared to adam
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is MUCh louder than Adam, BTW.
LadyAiluros: there are smols in the house
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrADAM , lrrPAUL and lrrBEEEJ !
quillilian: b-ook b-ook
MidgardSerpent: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
NightValien28: jokes on adam we are here for paul
laikagoat: ooo, above 20k usd fionaClap
CaptainSpam: Adam seems quieter than Paul and Beej?
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: !patreon
LRRbot: 2668 patrons for a total of $20,076.58 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
circusofkirkus: beej seems extra loud relative to adam and paul
Sarah_Serinde: If they're here that means they're complicit and they can't call you on it
atlr: queued
AtomicAlchemical: We're here to get verbally assaulted for much cheaper than we'd normally have to pay for that kind of service. Lets go!
SirMorek: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: @laikagoat That's actually in CAD
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wrexadecimal: oh lawd
ContingentCat: yeah we can tell
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Arclight_Dynamo: "If you didn't give me money, I wouldn't be able to insult you. Wait. Huh."
Styxseus: :D
Alas_Babylon: The boy needs to earn 60 points somehow
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
dabudder: Whos ready to get thier grieve on
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hell yeah! Adam's in a mood!
CururuGuasu: Viva la Trog!
opal_moth: how many 5 hour energies did you drink
LadyAiluros: LOOOOL
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
lithopseffect: Lets GOOOOOOO
graal_smith: @circusofkirkus Are you commenting on the audio levels, or just in general?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait
NightValien28: OH GOD
Featherweight_: Oh look a sun, shall i fly close?
HorusFive: lrrHORN lrrADAM lrrHORN
YeetTheRich_: ha
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Lord_ZYRK: Perfect
lochnessseammonster: woo gym and skittles! seabatClap seabatPjorg
YeetTheRich_: nice one paul
Kikazi: LUL
gualdhar: HUBRIS
CaptainSpam: I never thought I'd say that Adam was quieter than Paul and Beej, but here we are. Kappa
Alas_Babylon: He turned himself up so loud he muted himself
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
ContingentCat: Wrong way Adam
RandomTrivia: MIC FIVE
Nigouki: this is amazing
NightValien28: please I am dying
fiftymcnasty: And he cant hear you either
kusinohki: parfect adam audio level
HorusFive: He went too far up- and now it's down again
Styxseus: It was too much :D
DrWreckage: Well this is the funniest thing ever
saucemaster5000: great rant
RandomTrivia: I feel like this was deliberate
rucdoc: ADAM is Best
eric_christian_berg: This is so much better.
xantos69: This is amazing.
lithopseffect: Adam is a national treasure
opal_moth: gold
fiftymcnasty: Muted
YeetTheRich_: LUL
HorusFive: So flithy this poi
obionedrop: oh my gosh
Bearudite: oh no
fastlane250: silent vent
opal_moth: this pure muted gold
aitsu100: the 5th mic
CranstonSnord: aaaand realization
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Wrexadecimal: LOOOOOL
YeetTheRich_: is this a wheeler bit?
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
NightValien28: good job TROGLODYTE
Micsig: I can't believe he's saying these things live
gualdhar: WTF LOOOOOOL
YeetTheRich_: this is a wheeler bit
xantos69: I have literally never been this happy.
NightValien28: good job adam
ContingentCat: the gestures are speaking volumes thouh
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: ayyyy
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
gualdhar: YAAAY
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HorusFive: lrrHORN
lithopseffect: this is the greatest intro ever
Styxseus: \o/
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wooo!
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
NightValien28: omg
lochnessseammonster: the collective moods are my fave part of these streams PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
RandomTrivia: LUL
HorusFive: !loveadam
Alas_Babylon: !loveadam
RandomTrivia: !loveadam
GapFiller: !loveadam
YeetTheRich_: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5123: "Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble." —Paul [2018-06-28]
NightValien28: !loveadam
Juliamon: !adam
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: you are all delightful humans <3
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lochnessseammonster: FBtouchdown
gualdhar: !love notadam
CaptainSpam: !loveadam
SnackPak_: by Adam
eltwitcherino: !loveadam
CranstonSnord: !lovesavidan
Bearudite: WELP
SnackPak_: *bye
fastlane250: Well, thanks for the stream I guess
gualdhar: !lovepaul
HorusFive: lrrADAM lrrHEART
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !lovejames
Styxseus: XD
Bearudite: OUTTA HERE
Juliamon: There *was* an Adam command at some point
opal_moth: !loveben
RayFK: Yeah no fuck that
DeM0nFiRe: LUL lrrADAM lrrHEART
Arclight_Dynamo: !bangadam
MidgardSerpent: !lovepaul
RandomTrivia: !adamlove
circusofkirkus: I mean you need positive points for that Adam
RayFK: We're not making that
Sarah_Serinde: I don't even know where any of those came from :D
serramarkov: You are incredibly loved, Adam.
Ignatiuspants: !loveAdam
Electrodyne: Hey @loadingreadyrun can we just get a weekly Adam Rants show please
Ignatiuspants: !Adamlove
lochnessseammonster: shoutout to the audio only listeners :P
NightValien28: Electrodyne I second this
Ignatiuspants: !Paullove
TophTheHermit subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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HorusFive: Dying here
Mysticman89: give us the gnome sayings
lithopseffect: !adam
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Wrexadecimal: LOOOOOOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Diabore: wow fuck us i get
rucdoc: CM Punk CM Punk
serramarkov: I do both!
Mysticman89: its hot outside tho
eric_christian_berg: What if this /is/ my life.
Catcard: YEAH fuck us!!!!
lithopseffect: CM Punk
ContingentCat: it's too hot
opal_moth: how says im not watching this outside
mochabeanie: wow i was on youtube and i can live to be attacked?
BadRoxie: Wow my ass really came here from YouTube just to be bullied
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam is such a good heel. :D
NightValien28: I HAVE NO LIFE
cabforpitt: i'm only here because I watched on youtube last week and you said that
DiscordianTokkan: But ADAM, I'm ALLERGIC to grass pollen
kusinohki: I can't touch the grass... it has broken glass in it
CranstonSnord: NOW I know why there's no love adam command
lamina5432: have a man's romance
Chicky49: CM Punk
fastlane250: You know, I could choose NOT to have you as background as I do some work
RandomTrivia: It's hotter in here with all these sick fuckin burns
LadyAiluros: I'd take it
YeetTheRich_: it's 2 am for me .... yeah you right adam
kitchenlynx: I dont watch twitch that much
Sarah_Serinde: Trade you for feels like 38C, Beej
aitsu100: he says as im outside on a run with headphones in
Lord_ZYRK: "lives" and "youtube people" next to each other O-ME-GA LUL
Nigouki: it's like 40°C humidex today
ContingentCat: yeah becase you live in Canada Light
LadyAiluros: wat 92F here today
AveryCorvus: I love post-workout Adam SO GODDAMN MUCH
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GapFiller: CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
dabudder: LMAO
saucemaster5000: You can't make me exercise you're not my gym teacher
laikagoat: fionaLOL
Wrexadecimal: Paul. you mad lad
dabudder: PAUL
RandomTrivia: WHERE'S THE LIE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Ignatiuspants: this is the first if these dragons/gnomes streams I've watched live, I think
Fanklok: Do we hate twitch chat and like youtube this week?
vagrant_fiction: its 7pm and its 34 c
eric_christian_berg: Good sve.
SnackPak_: Good cover, Paul
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, god, now Paul's cutting a promo on Adam!
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL just ROASTS lrrADAM
opal_moth: banana for the bs ?
Sarah_Serinde: Smooth Paul
NightValien28: but we do have kids day here, its october 12th, we buy kids gifts
Alas_Babylon: Paul with the scalpel
BusTed: Very diplomatic.
AtomicAlchemical: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kusinohki: lrrHEART Paul
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kirbytronic: Now, why does Adam have negative points
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
RandomTrivia: You're loved, motherfucker
Japolai: I'm out for a walk, in the rain, I've still got this on!
RayFK: His bottle is attention
Sarah_Serinde: I mean I *guess*
Fanklok: I missed it do it again
Mysticman89: suddenly library time
DiscordianTokkan: You're loved, DEAL WITH IT seabatClap seabatBRAIN
boristhewizard: I think paul just called youa kid, adam
EternalDensity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months, currently on a 48 month streak!
EternalDensity: 48 Months? Wow, that's TWO YEARS. (that meme was old before I first subbed!)
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fastlane250: No Ted Dragons
CururuGuasu: Do we need to get the Love guru book involved?
Micsig: No Ted Dragons
opal_moth: no teds
Diabore: no black dragons too?
ContingentCat: does Adam want his participation trophy command?
DiscordianTokkan: No Ted Dragons, Lasso or otherwise
lithopseffect: baaaaa...z draconians
AveryCorvus: Did you cover white dragons? You know their weakness
caoinlean: yay youtube got a shoutout
mochabeanie: wait we can listen on spotify?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
aitsu100: lol
ContingentCat: wat
EternalDensity: That's a thing??
fastlane250: I suddenly feel compelled to buy shirts
Lord_ZYRK: Hell yeah Spotify User
lithopseffect: wait this is a real show? i'm not hallucinating?
Lord_ZYRK: I'm willing to admit they're the best
Alas_Babylon: Yep, Spotify has a lot of the LRR-casts, Dice Friends included
xantos69: Beej, I was on the store yesterday! I wanna buy 6 shirts from you but you are out of my size? Can has Large shirt plz?
YeetTheRich_: when is the monke union shirt coming out?
DiscordianTokkan: @lithopseffect You ARE, but not this part
ContingentCat: @lithopseffect I'm still not 100% sure
Simonark: On Stitcher we are all monsters.
lithopseffect: @DiscordianTokkan phew
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We can go to the gnomeflinger at any time, right?
ContingentCat: you mean that room isn't for dancing and mems?
cabforpitt: wow gnomes predicted tik tok
Ingavar_Khaos: Paul, Adam still has a Boon that lets him ignore any negative side effects of a new room.
LunarJade: @xantos69 If you've put your e-mail address down for a shirt in the size you want, it'll be included on my list for restocks.
YeetTheRich_: !beejlove
YeetTheRich_: fuck
LunarJade: @xantos69 However, I can only reprint shirts if I hit a threshold.
YeetTheRich_: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: Heather you sound like Beej
SnackPak_: yes
GhostValv: no
Pteraspidomorphi: no
Ingavar_Khaos: yes
serramarkov: Yes!
caoinlean: yes
DeM0nFiRe: yes :)
eric_christian_berg: Ja!
ThePov42: yes
dabudder: no
ContingentCat: yes
laikagoat: VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
justthorne: YES!!!
gualdhar: no
Nigouki: yiff
lochnessseammonster: yes
graal_smith: My body is ready
RayFK: No
cabforpitt: ready!
AveryCorvus: !14 Start the game already
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm not ready.
kusinohki: one moment, dinner in oven....
Snowcookies: yes but also no
HorusFive: Hold on a sec. OK, now I'm ready
cuttlefishman: Yes
PharaohBender27: Yes
Zath_: Plz wait 2 mins
Opie74: LETS GOO!!
lochnessseammonster: ook ook
Alas_Babylon: Yes Adam
Talin06: as i will ever be
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now I'm ready.
The_Quiet_Alestain: hehehe
vagrant_fiction: kinda ready
GhostValv: D:
RayFK: Give me a minute Adam
lamina5432: kinda
LadyAiluros: what are you a kindergarten teacher?
FlyboyZeb: yes sir
Akaiatana: WoW ready check
mochabeanie: ook
YeetTheRich_: yes ban jordan Kappa
Ignatiuspants: I'm ready!
Snowcookies: RIV
xantos69: @LunarJade Fair enough. Yea I did put my name on the list.
Simonark: No?
DiscordianTokkan: They'll be ready when the cooldown ends
Styxseus: 100% acceptance rate!
fcloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, fcloud! (Today's storm count: 16)
kusinohki: BONESAW is ready
GhostValv: did I type no, I meant yes
RayFK: I can't believe you wouldn't give me a minute
RayFK: I had a present
Simonark: Fair
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Earthenone: we love large squares!
cuttlefishman: Is the mouse conncted to a computr?
rucdoc: 16
Ingavar_Khaos: Jars already? lol
cuttlefishman: 16
YeetTheRich_: maybe the lightning bugs will give you a thousand tiny hugs?
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, we know what to do with jars. Leave them alone!
ContingentCat: open the jar!
RayFK: If you open the jar you're lying to yourself Adam.
Sarah_Serinde: Never in his life
Snowcookies: never once
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not a rule. It's a *code*. You live by a code.
cuttlefishman: Is it a mac or a PC mouse?
RandomTrivia: Well this was a great series of clips
YeetTheRich_: smesh
GhostValv: wat
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: use a mech suit to kill a mouse
opal_moth: well you are a baker
Juliamon: No, you're a baker and vermin are a real problem
YeetTheRich_: maybe I should consider therapy ...
DiscordianTokkan: Mouse: *waves* Baker: AGH!
HorusFive: Confirmed animal abuser This Protag
ContingentCat: note that down to mention to your threapist
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, it's Gadget!
HorusFive: "I stole the BABY"
Arclight_Dynamo: Just say "Sebullllba!!!"
ContingentCat: katesLol that voice
DiscordianTokkan: Jokes on you, miuse, we've been there!
xantos69: But then you will have a mouse in your pocket!
PharaohBender27: We're going to wind up pissing off the gnome bakers
lochnessseammonster: horny kitchen! PrideLaugh
NightValien28: watch as the mouse backstabs him
kusinohki: is that a mouse in your pocket, or....
ghyllnox: "Pocket" being the name of one of your gnomes
caoinlean: nooooo beej
ghyllnox: Lenny?
YeetTheRich_: this idiot of a mouse trusted us
DiscordianTokkan: It's SENTIENT
Jobot180: That's why you don't pay upfront.
Fanklok: Twitch Chat is sentient
Akaiatana: It's mouse is writing cheques its body can't cash
DiscordianTokkan: @Fanklok Touché
eric_christian_berg: Idiot's Guide to Draconian Genocide
Diabore: aim for the head
Zandivya: The book says "hi"
cabforpitt: attack the weakpoint for massive damage
HorusFive: "Just kick them in the junk"
serramarkov: The name of the story (game) is Gnomes 100, Dragons 0...
AtomicAlchemical: You've killed plenty of sentient creatures so far this adventure
ghyllnox: "stab them"
epsilondelphine: i love this description of a film reel to an adventurer who doesn't know what it is, but the reader explicitly does
ghyllnox: lmao
Twilight_Spark: Dragon porn worth dying for.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
dabudder: @Twilight_Spark tru tho
Pywodwagon: Yea, that’s dragonlance gnomes
ghyllnox: Right Paul!
cabforpitt: maybe the just drew it>
Diabore: he took the video, died to the draconians
ghyllnox: Oh, it's a cartoon
Dog_of_Myth: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me, maybe
xantos69: But then that only works ONCE Beej!
HorusFive: Film projectionist used to be a very dangerous job. No lie- there used to be fire doors that would slam shut if the film caught on fire- trapping the projectionist inside
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gnomes are great at making things, but are utterly stupid
kusinohki: I'm stuck wondering how many kids today know what a film reel is...
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, I've seen that one
Lord_ZYRK: 3/10
IbunWest: The Lusty Draconian Maid
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: FUCK. Pass
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sogheim: No, Adam. No.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
ghyllnox: @kusinohki We've seen movies with older movies in them
YeetTheRich_: draconian crapshot
NightValien28: absolutely not
ContingentCat: oh no
Lucenix: Why isn't this on Youtube yet? It's 1:20 AM and I need to sleep
monakai: Ah, my interest has vanished
eric_christian_berg: We know what happens when they die, what happens when they orgasm?
Zandivya: They made the film in the Holy Wood outside town
Pywodwagon: Dragonlance Gnomes are specifically cursed by a god to constantly invent things that don’t work
RandomTrivia: @Lucenix YouTube doesn't support spacetime continuum shenanigans
NightValien28: no
ContingentCat: no
rucdoc: you can read
thraximore: that HAS to be an event
Lord_ZYRK: He's a baker, not a librarian
CaptainSpam: We would'
thraximore: Maybe blindness from the light room?
ghyllnox: Don't you have roughly 100 assistants
NightValien28: cook books have pictures
Snowcookies: His reading knowledge is not high
Tangsm: Just lick everything in the kitchen.
NightValien28: he only looks at the pictures
CaptainSpam: We would've remembered if we couldn't read, we write everything down in this notebook that we... oh.
epsilondelphine: salt, sugar, ehh, they all look the same
Alas_Babylon: Wisdom (Cook's Utensils) check, baby
NotCainNorAbel: yep, that's lye
ContingentCat: nope taste everything
RandomTrivia: I mean, not if you keep the ingredients in different coloured bags
Lord_ZYRK: "Is this flour or water?" lizstarThink
DiscordianTokkan: "Why isn't tis DOUGH rising? Oh shit, that as the bag of cocaine"
korvys: Oops, instead of flour, I made this bread from cocaine
monakai: Just put pictures on all the ingredient sacks
Lucenix: @RandomTrivia Paul hasn't implemented the Time Door onto the API yet
eric_christian_berg: They tried to invent education... it didn't end well.
Dog_of_Myth: They can't see the Reading Rainbow in the Mountain....
Rhynerd: “Welcome to Mount Neverread!
Sogheim: they can read, sure, but which language and whose writing? I'd imagine these gnomes do a lot of shorthand considering their naming conventions
ContingentCat: it's going to sell SO WELL
xantos69: How do you have that much Cocaine?
YeetTheRich_: you say that like it's a bad thing to happen
Tangsm: Most popular bakery in the kingdom.
NotCainNorAbel: is cocaine gluten free?
Lucenix: Isn't Adam on top of the text or is he only abnormally large to myself?
ghyllnox: I like how twitch chat went not with confusing sugar and salt, but to giant bags of cocaine
saucemaster5000: speak for yourself
NightValien28: so that's the kind of baker we are, got it
DiscordianTokkan highfives @korvys
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: WAT
Dog_of_Myth: @NotCainNorAbel Yes
PharaohBender27: katesWot
thraximore: The Bread
Alas_Babylon: bruh
LadyAiluros: YUUUUSSSSS
YeetTheRich_: BOOK OF B R E A D
ContingentCat: katesWot
RandomTrivia: Amazing
fastlane250: B-Read
cabforpitt: egypt is in dragonlance???
YeetTheRich_: it's a millenium item
Wrexadecimal: loool
HorusFive: Being able to read is the insta-kill option
Dog_of_Myth: Holy Bread
AtomicAlchemical: katesWot
Lord_ZYRK: Klaatu beareda nikto
Tangsm: So they *are* full of cocaine.
thraximore: @cabforpitt egypt is in every work of fiction, ever
RandomTrivia: Hey cool
Fanklok: Wait hold the fuck up Egypt?
kusinohki: and the sequel, "book of the Unbread"
DiscordianTokkan: The Panininomicon!
RandomTrivia: @DiscordianTokkan sergePun sergeJustRight
YeetTheRich_: egypt is older than 100 years so it's public domain
eric_christian_berg: The secret ingredient is pain.
Lucenix: Adam is a large boi
Dog_of_Myth: @DiscordianTokkan *slow claps*
Lord_ZYRK: Yes and
RandomTrivia: Adam pls
thraximore: Doesn't look like ElektroTal is here at the moment
kusinohki: WARNING: lantern
Pywodwagon: Gnomes are basically a fourth wall break race anyways
YeetTheRich_: !card seers lantern
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Lord_ZYRK: They didn't get the deluxe subscription to the Lantern Monitoring Service
ghyllnox: The lantern can't be checked out, it's one of those things you have to make copies of
kusinohki: it's very light reading
frogomb: all books sink
epsilondelphine: ah, so *that's* your hang-up in this magical fantasy mountain
RandomTrivia: sergePun
Lord_ZYRK: "probably"
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW
AmpleAppleLamps: bussy means book--
Alas_Babylon: *holds up a finger*
justthorne: wow. good to know Adam
cabforpitt: we have the lantern tho
RandomTrivia: Is this going to disprove the existence of magic and suddenly everything will stop being magical?
monakai: Is this book trying to mindtrick us into believing we can't read?
Sarah_Serinde: Then we're free?
RandomTrivia: Somehow that wouldn't surprise me
NightValien28: freedom
YeetTheRich_: that's batshit crazy and I absolutely could see that happen
ContingentCat: Nice
RandomTrivia: That's not nice
thraximore: not nice
ContingentCat: oh not nice
DiscordianTokkan: 16ice
zyf4: the magic lantern will save us from disbelieving magic?
Mr_Dirty: so books are evil?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Tangsm: This is what education gets you.
RandomTrivia: UH
ContingentCat: what
Lucenix: Ah
dabudder: NOT AGAIN
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: Not again!
GhostValv: D:
YeetTheRich_: HA
saucemaster5000: again??
NightValien28: WE ARE THE WIZARD
monakai: It's the Mound all over again!
thraximore: ONCE MORE
RandomTrivia: HOW DID WE GET GOT LIKE THAT TWICE
Mattmitchell45: Amazing!
ContingentCat: katesLol
xantos69: It is if you use it right!
lochnessseammonster: again?!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatNogood jlrrFacepalm
Lucenix: Ah, yes. Magic ISN'T REAL, so the next logical step is to become a wizard
Sogheim: why the heck are we a wizard?!
mtvcdm: WE NEVER LEFT THE FAIRY MOUND
kusinohki: was the wand previously a mouse?
gualdhar: big dic energy
Lord_ZYRK: The good news: you're a wizard, Harry. The bad news: you'll never bake again.
CaptainSpam: AGAIN?!? They used this plot twist AGAIN?!?
lithopseffect: fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, won't get fooled again
Electrodyne: DANCE MAGIC DANCE
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Anyone remember the gender changing belts in DnD... these books seem to really like Class changing WAY more.
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Transformation Sequence!
BusTed: FBtouchdown tqsSparkles
NovaKat13: So does knight of the living dead do this too?
HorusFive: @mtvcdm The end of Fairymound where we woke up- THAT was the dream. Double fake baby~
saucemaster5000: took that pretty well
YeetTheRich_: "time passes in the normal way"
DiscordianTokkan: You put on your wizard hat and robe
Mr_Dirty: can we take the book with us and just always be a wizard?
CranstonSnord: You're a Wizard, Hairy!
lochnessseammonster: we should definitely go back to the kitchen :P
Zandivya: You put on your wizard robe and hat
ContingentCat: whole magical girl thing yeah
Wrexadecimal: mm, classic meme ther,e beej
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Serge :D
thraximore: closer to Puella Magi than anything o_0
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
RandomTrivia: Bless Serge
YeetTheRich_: hard agree adam
justthorne: You're a wizard Harry! Hogwarts would have been so different if it only worked for two rooms
HorusFive: Was that a bad thing? Does the lantern stop it? Or do we WANT to be a wizard?
Lucenix: A Wizard that learned magic by first reading that it doesn't exist
Lord_ZYRK: SingsNote fighting evil by moonlight, baking loaves by daylight SingsNote
Snowcookies: bless Serge
CaptainSpam: The transformation sequence was just Adam reading the literal words. Without any embellishments or effects.
BrokenGolem: tqsBaking
Sarah_Serinde: I imagine him learning and then reacting in the same way as he did about "tinkle"
NightValien28: Lord_ZYRK perfect LUL
YeetTheRich_: same with serge's yugioh references LUL I love serge
eric_christian_berg: Gnome book.
HorusFive: But can the wizard read????
Sarah_Serinde: Oh! Oh...oh.
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BusTed: It's too late, mother. I've seen everything.
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Sogheim: I think I've read that book, Beej. that wizard was a real jerk.
zyf4: proof by contradiction
SSnakeAce: Yes
thraximore: Yes
eric_christian_berg: Ja.
LadyAiluros: yes
Mr_Whyt: Fizban
Sogheim: yes
spurius: raistilin, yes
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Yep
LadyAiluros: also Fizban the Fabulous
Pywodwagon: Caramon and Raistlin
toddbepraised: yeah, you used named a Dragonlance wizard
frogomb: Wrastlin' Majere
saucemaster5000: there's cedric diggory, gandalf, shcmendrick -- all dragonlance
Sarah_Serinde: Adam don't put your fingers in people's cups
Robot_Bones: if you ask them if they like Ice cream they both say yes
NarishmaReborn: sounds unsanitary
v_nome: Keep your fingers out of my cup!
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eric_christian_berg: I prefer Dalamar the Dark.
YeetTheRich_: adam this is my cereal please stop that
HorusFive: Adam, please stop putting your fingers in all the cups. There's still a pandemic on.
Lord_ZYRK: Note to self: do not take Adam to a bar
eric_christian_berg: D&D book coming out later this year is Fizban's Treasury of Dragons.
LordZarano: lrrSPOOPY
thraximore: wow
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We're a ghostbuster now!
eric_christian_berg: Ghosts exist... but they are powerless!
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOPY
YeetTheRich_: putting your fingers in every cup is just the thing you do when you can't read the labels
thraximore: I like the part of the book that makes you play less of the book :)
mtvcdm: Ghosts aren't real and cannot hurt you
HorusFive: The library is just the Instant-win room.
Tangsm: Ghost off button.
cabforpitt: the book just says ghosts aren't real
ContingentCat: wren't we doing that already?
RandomTrivia: LUL Flawless plan
BrokenGolem: chekhov's gun
thegitrogsquirrel: it has been all good news today
Lord_ZYRK: "Oh, we just push the giant Z button on their chest. Who would've thought?"
eric_christian_berg: We are all ghosts covered in meat.
xantos69: Ok....that "tap them in the middle of the forehead" trick does work. Like if you use a hammer
CururuGuasu: You are now a Ghostbuster Wizard
NarishmaReborn: vampires and mummies are definitely undead too
korvys: OP
DiscordianTokkan: But the Device SAID that Ghosts ARE real!
RandomTrivia: We're gonna walk out of this room and everything is gonna go to shit
Sogheim: I'm waiting for Grimace to come out of the back and just wreck us now
DiscordianTokkan: I guess it was right
Robot_Bones: imagine how bad those Fireflies in the jar must be
NarishmaReborn: is the invisible force a ghost?
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
Sogheim: go! dice roll! dimension the dice!
Akaiatana: GO BIG OR GO GNOME
Lucenix: Adam only gets W I D E R
Sarah_Serinde: It's Adam's majestic presence
YeetTheRich_: adam is expanding
gualdhar: his ego fills up the screen
korvys: Interesting - I tend to think of 4's and 7's being very like... similar... in my brain as well.
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta fit that ego somewhere seabatTROG
YeetTheRich_: everything will be adam in the end
mulligan2six: He clearly went to the gym
NightValien28: LUL
HorusFive: Everyone knows Wizards can't read
Scy_Anide: Wait, are Paul and Beej the gnomes following Adam?
Lord_ZYRK: ALways have been
Mr_Dirty: if you can't read can't one of your gnomes read it to you?
Zandivya: Maybe the fireflies eat your eyes anneS
zyf4: "you forget how to read, since you don't know what happens next, game over"
PharaohBender27: @Scy_Anide lrrWOW I hadn't even considered that
saucemaster5000: they are definitely the gnomes, good call
korvys: so close
mulligan2six: so close
NightValien28: so close
RandomTrivia: Oh that reaction is a good start
lochnessseammonster: wooow
HorusFive: You know the die is taunting you now
Sarah_Serinde: No Beej I don't think that's ever happened to us
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
empyreon: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: This would be the door all over again LUL
Lord_ZYRK: No idea what you're talking about, Beej lrrBEEJ
Lucenix: Beej's ability to repeat verbatim is amazing
Mr_Dirty: can Paul weight the dice on the fly? That would be great
Rhynerd: Would’ve been Paul’s turn to say that if a third 5 was rolled, right?
frogomb: go there, and then you'll be there
Lucenix: A wizard? You're a Wizard!
thraximore: but you are ALSO a wizard
thraximore: are you behind the bench??
Lucenix: spiderman pointing to spiderman
HorusFive: "Greetings fellow Wizard"
YeetTheRich_: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
rucdoc: F
djalternative: Daddy Warbox?
Lucenix: L
HorusFive: Elemeno
thegitrogsquirrel: F
ElementalAlchemist: Good luck looking across properly
Lord_ZYRK: Time to bust out a straight edge
PharaohBender27: ^
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CaptainSpam: That was the drawer to the shark dimension!
RandomTrivia: I guess you're supposed to use th pencil that you're using for tracking character information
Alas_Babylon: We autowin
ContingentCat: if only there were some small straight edged objects in the moonbase
YeetTheRich_: we still have his homie in our armour right?
frogomb: why not let it dry up then continue?
HorusFive: "You left me in the old suit, on the floor!"
DiscordianTokkan: Kill it with Wizard Power
RandomTrivia: Auto-hits, I think
SkylerRingtail: Yer a wizard, Adam
rucdoc: eloemental
Lord_ZYRK: No
Alas_Babylon: Nope
Lucenix: Shoot it first
Sogheim: it would be a Drowned if it was
saucemaster5000: is the water haunted?
DrWreckage: Only if it's lacroix
niccus: possibly, depends on the exact setting
ContingentCat: sure
YeetTheRich_: judge says no
AtomicAlchemical: it has no soul
Fried_Twinkie: sure theyre the same shape
frogomb: yes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes.
cabforpitt: if you kill it it's a ghost
DiscordianTokkan: COULD be a poltergeist
spurius: yes, they are gosts
Featherweight_: Haunted water
thegitrogsquirrel: yes
HorusFive: lrrJUDGECALL
ContingentCat: does it have a soul?
spethycakes: absolutely yes
GhostValv: :(
TheInnsanity: it's magic, you're immune to it
KenKopin: It hits on PCs :)
ContingentCat: a few of us said yes
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Lord_ZYRK: Water elementals are just humid ghosts
NotCainNorAbel: you can walk through it and it doesn't have a beating heart, it must be a ghost
ContingentCat: no soul = can't be ghost
Lucenix: Adam is too big, too vascular
Styxseus: Alright.. Water Elemental = Water Sprirt, Spirit = Ghost, it's a ghost for sure!
Lord_ZYRK: Honey I Blew Up The Gamer
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Lucenix: WAIT Now it becomes a ghost
RandomTrivia: You have 20 while you
Sogheim: 2994 I thought?
RandomTrivia: you're a wizard
DiscordianTokkan: 20 in Wizard form
YeetTheRich_: is this how it feels to be mortal?
Mr_Dirty: big cheats
Lucenix: Every drawer teleports, I'd reckon
Lord_ZYRK: We already left that moist homie trapped in a different suit of armor, anyway
thegitrogsquirrel: f
djalternative: F
DiscordianTokkan: There's at least TWO guns
Chicky49: f
Dog_of_Myth: f
ContingentCat: F
until_may: f to pay respects
DiscordianTokkan: sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: the most respectful room
Lord_ZYRK: This drawer SUCKS
DiscordianTokkan: Succ
RandomTrivia: S U C C
YeetTheRich_: hol up
Lucenix: TANK
YeetTheRich_: tank?
PharaohBender27: Tanks!
until_may: I hate when monsters grab and suck me.....
NightValien28: tank?
frogomb: tank
Dog_of_Myth: *tank plays in the background*
CaptainSpam: So we're just in the Warp Zone, aren't we?
ContingentCat: wow quite a succ
RandomTrivia: This room doesn't have a lot going on lrrBEEJ
cabforpitt: i would not get into a tank built by a gnome
YeetTheRich_: how do the gnomes have problems in warfare?
Fried_Twinkie: Whats with the self-propelled howitzer?
ContingentCat: the gnomes are like "oh yeaaaaah this stuff"
cabforpitt: the gnomes have problems with warfare because they didn't think to use this stuff
DiscordianTokkan: Im can go kick rocks to it's own plane
Fanklok: Why edit when few wrod do trick?
DiscordianTokkan: The knights should be knice
CaptainSpam: The Dark Queen? Are we playing Battletoads now?
Mr_Dirty: lick the armour?
Lord_ZYRK: Next room is turbo tunnel
Zandivya: impanada
Lord_ZYRK: Sloth love chunk thrower
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Fried_Twinkie: odds are good
YeetTheRich_: correct
HorusFive: If only there were 4 working- then we could be statistically sure to see it explode
Akaiatana: Is this..... Artillery?
ahoodiefullofchickens: Nothing can go wrong
ContingentCat: !findquote coward
LRRbot: Quote #5505: "Put me in Smash, you cowards." —Graham [2018-11-11]
YeetTheRich_: > the entire fucking mountain collapses
DarkMorford: Can we punch the chunk?
epsilondelphine: i personally guarantee you it will explode on a 1-3.
obijam_: it's not a gun. it's a bullet thrower.
Lucenix: exploding is bad
Nigouki: inflammable means flammable?
Sarah_Serinde: It wouldn't be the first thing
DiscordianTokkan: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Zandivya: You can no longer read
HorusFive: Shield spell
epsilondelphine: holy moly that was an anti-cheat section
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Fried_Twinkie: Sounds like good defense contracting to me
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
YeetTheRich_: good way to go tbh
Dog_of_Myth: FREEDOM
Pteraspidomorphi: Powder Mage?
Lucenix: People => Gun => Ghost => Profit
Mr_Dirty: Would a gnome gun have a safety?
NightValien28: no
Fried_Twinkie: @mr_dirty yes but the safety also fires the weapon
noSmokeFire: I was busy doing horticulture. what have I missed?
strebenherz: ^
cabforpitt: it
KenKopin: You don't have armor ignore.
Lucenix: Add 3 points
KeytarCat: Ah, I got distracted and forgot Dice Friends!
Zandivya: You add three sñikes to the knuckles
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire We haven't died yet, but we did lose a bunch of armor points when trying out some artillery
HorusFive: LIBERATED
noSmokeFire: @noSmokeFire that tracks
Twilight_Spark: Guerrilla warfare is cool kids!
DiscordianTokkan: Quake Nailgun Low Definition
noSmokeFire: it's not a nailS gun
zyf4: nailgun : shoots toenails
RandomTrivia: zyf4 Thanks I hate it
HorusFive: It's not that they're single use- we just never learned how to reload it
mulligan2six: says the guy who just got two guns
noSmokeFire: iirc "onager" means "donkey"
Lucenix: ónijer
noSmokeFire: because it's got a kick
saucemaster5000: I've seen bigger
Arclight_Dynamo: An "onager" is a type of donkey that is *also* the name of a Roman ballista.
RandomTrivia: LUL
noSmokeFire: he's a baker! he's an expert at delivery pain!
PharaohBender27: This guy SUCKS
ContingentCat: he's a white man
strebenherz: Onagers are how you scare friends in aoe
mulligan2six: A baker named dunning kruger
DiscordianTokkan: A+
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: sergePun
saucemaster5000: definitely a 30-something white dude attitude
RandomTrivia: HAH
lyropithic: Great joke!
Lucenix: Well, if it is worth something, you did fight an army of minotaurs
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire lrrWOW
HorusFive: @noSmokeFire Classic
Diabore: youre on thin ice
noSmokeFire: :(
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Rhynerd: Thin ice, 3000 seconds.
Fried_Twinkie: Great now we are all timed out
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrHEART PrideTake PrideWingR
luke1x: man how long do you get banned for a bad joke?!?
HorusFive: I got a better idea- YOU go down there and let me shoot at YOU
rasterscan: Wait, why is he challenging us to a death dare when we're trying to save his entire people?!?!?!
RandomTrivia: Spider-Fucking status: No
NarishmaReborn: why does the gnome put this on these stakes? why not just contribute so they don't all die?
Tiber727: @rasterscan He's putting the chaotic in chaotic neutral.
HorusFive: Wizard- no armor
PharaohBender27: This is a Darwin Award in the making
DiscordianTokkan: seabatCHOICE seabatHITBOX
NotCainNorAbel: bad is odd
Fried_Twinkie: odd
Lucenix: Why even roll
KenKopin: The book is clearly setting you up here.
luke1x: 50/50 death roll
RandomTrivia: 20 hitpoints
couldntpickausername: odd is bad
Isaac3567: Anyone notice it goes 124D into 125E and back to 124F?
HorusFive: Is the Ballista bolt a ghost?
eric_christian_berg: It shoots ghosts!
NarishmaReborn: the ballista bolt might be a ghost
DiscordianTokkan: A Crossbow is a hotdog
BusTed: Is a ghost a sandwich?
v_nome: Everyone knows a crossbow is a hotdog
RandomTrivia: Let's find out!
NarishmaReborn: it makes ghosts, so through the transitive property...
luke1x: wouldn't I be more of a hotdogs bun
Zandivya: What happens when you become a ghost?
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
YeetTheRich_: wow
PadawanTK16: It’s just a really big dart
PharaohBender27: Oh. My. God.
RandomTrivia: Well shit
thegitrogsquirrel: a ghost is a hotdog
YeetTheRich_: good one gnome
DiscordianTokkan: lol
RandomTrivia: benginO7
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
HorusFive: GG everyone
Lucenix: gg
RandomTrivia: Oh Beej died
Fried_Twinkie: wait so they poisoned a ballista bolt?
HorusFive: See you next week
empyreon: gdqRipUrn
luke1x: it killed beej
Eklinaar: Beej is a ghost
Snowcookies: bye Beej
CaptainSpam: Welp, guess we're doing this again next week.
Twilight_Spark: Beej is a ghost.
NotCainNorAbel: Beej is a ghost!
Gadora: Beej is a ghost?
eric_christian_berg: You have one life, er Paul, left.
empyreon: GHOST
RandomTrivia: Beej is a ghost!
Dog_of_Myth: Beej is a ghost!
YeetTheRich_: they poisoned beej??
Sarah_Serinde: Good stream, good stream
HorusFive: Time for subs?
Diabore: oh i thought it was a bit
Sarah_Serinde: See you tomorrow
Mysticman89: hardcore ironman run
Fried_Twinkie: hes a ghost!
PharaohBender27: Yeah
JakeKamas: Does the other result also kill you?
epsilondelphine: I kind of want to make a simulation of the book now, and work out the odds.
RandomTrivia: Nuzlocke mode: Nickname every goblin :D
justthorne: if this were your Darkest Dungeon run, you'd have reset about 7 times at least
mtvcdm: I'd put it at under 1% even if you had a walkthrough.
PharaohBender27: I'd say chances are extremely low
Mysticman89: you wouldnt want to win first time anyway, youd miss out on llike half the book. probably more
Lucenix: "special gnomish device"
YeetTheRich_: you could def no death run this if you're really lucky but not just by thinking about what makes sense
RandomTrivia: It would be really cool to map all the possible paths to find out just how many result in unavoidable death
Lucenix: doesn't even specify what it is
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
Sarah_Serinde: Seriously though why would you shoot a poisoned bolt at the person trying to save all your people...
FofoATL: +10
Chicky49: if its that slow how is it going to help in the battle?!
LadyAiluros: It's a bussing siege weapon
Rhynerd: So, a gnome was testing a bolt thrower and thought to coat it in poison during a test run.
Fried_Twinkie: why poison a ballista bolt?
rosesmcgee: The gnomes don't seem to care much about their own society's survival, he's just sitting on some special weapon for the final battle
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @Sarah_Serinde I think the standard answer is: because gnomes
RandomTrivia: Even a gnome-sized ballista is still a very large weapon
NightValien28: Sarah_Serinde I have the feeling those gnomes are not very smart
CaptainSpam: That ballista is going to straight-up decapitate that gnome. Why is the control console right in the draw of the string?
Tiber727: I actually think it *is* good game design. The game warned you what could happen, and gave you a choice to do it or not.
Lord_ZYRK: ballisdeez nuts you fuckin gnome
Lucenix: Like, that ballista wouldn't injure your hand, it would blow it to smithereens
BusTed: seabatCHOICE
Fried_Twinkie: lemme guess, the tank has poison rounds too
YeetTheRich_: tanks are magic
DiscordianTokkan: How do Imps even KNOW about tanks
Sarah_Serinde: @Tiber727 The game is super inconsistent about that though, sometimes something looks bad and you're rewarded
RandomTrivia: Wait, the TANK was a ghost?!
Akaiatana: @RandomTrivia Ghost that fires shells
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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asthanius: stretch your water
Twilight_Spark: Never!
Sarah_Serinde feeds some cats
CaptainSpam: Get up and stretch your water, people.
strebenherz: I appreciate the health reminders
Tiber727: @Tiber727 I know. My point is that by CYOA standards, that was completely fair and transparent.
YeetTheRich_: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #2204: "Why do you have water in your lungs, Hodor?!" —Cori [2016-03-28]
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Are there more ghosts IN those shells?
Twilight_Spark: These back problems don't induce themselves you know.
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frank_the_great: Commercial break? I just got here! Lol, bad timing
RandomTrivia: Do a self-care, Chat!
RandomTrivia: @frank_the_great Well, do a self-care anyway! :D
frank_the_great: @RandomTrivia Will do, lol. Thanks for looking out
IbunWest: cliffBanger lizstarDance
Fanklok: I greatly appreciat the now playing on the intro card, it would also be nice to have on the break screen
Lord_ZYRK: lizstarDance lizstarFuguJAM lizstarDance
Ingavar_Khaos: wdingJAMJAM wdingJAMJAM wdingJAMJAM
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Fanklok it is on one of the slides, but you have to wait for it two come around. We could probably have it show up more
RandomTrivia: Oftentimes it doesn't show up for longer than most of the tracks are
electra310: Looks like I missed Adam in fine form at the top of the stream. :D
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Fanklok: Oh, I see TY Paul
RandomTrivia: @electra310 Highly recommend checking out the first 2 minutes of the VoD
CaptainSpam: @electra310 Adam was indeed on fire this stream.
electra310: I just watched a handful of clips, it was pretty great. Definitely going to see the VOD later
Brozard: That's too many gnomes
Ingavar_Khaos: I sent my Husband a clip of Adam's Rant from last session and he cackled
lirazel64: Adam rants well.
eric_christian_berg: Rantwell is a good last name.
Lithobraker: what's up chat!
Lithobraker: !uptime
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djalternative: !updog
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Akaiatana: Fighting Dragons is a tankless job
cabforpitt: it kinda lobs them maybe?
electra310: This weird gnome trick! Dragons hate them!
YeetTheRich_: A BOMB
GhostValv: oh no :)
zed_alpha: It's a bomb.
Blade_Tiger: oh no JC it's A BOMB
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Lithobraker: Hey now, you also get a rash!
circusofkirkus: GORILLA
strebenherz: Gorilla machiiine
Lithobraker: this is the dwarf astronomer that you insult for being a woaman
Lithobraker: *woman
RandomTrivia: Was this the room with the catapult to other rooms?
Electrodyne: Is Leif Ericsson here??
ContingentCat: Oops all Morons
asthanius: Chat is a gorilla machine
YeetTheRich_: ook?
DarkMorford: OOK OOK
Mysticman89: ook
GhostValv: ook?
strebenherz: ook
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
cabforpitt: ook
frank_the_great: Monke
RandomTrivia: Pretty sure I have a clip of the gorilla machine disappearing...
Dog_of_Myth: Ook
CranstonSnord: it's an ape-aratus
laikagoat: fionaHug wheelerMonkey
tergonis: no ook for us
epsilondelphine: suddenly DOOM
HorusFive: Imp standoff
lochnessseammonster: ook seabatPjorg
Akaiatana: Shirt idea: Adam as Kermit and Paul and Beej as Statler and Waldorf
KenKopin: You are no longer a Wizard now, right?
Dog_of_Myth: John Imp
Mysticman89: that imps got his donger out
ContingentCat: is this art?
fastlane250: "Is that an Imp?" "HE'S GOT A GUN!"
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YeetTheRich_: we are comfortably back at 2965 hp
frank_the_great: I thought you turned into a Wizard when you met the Fairy Queen?
BrowneePoints: Look at this Handsome Trio doin the fightin books!
RandomTrivia: Found it! For anyone disappointed about not seeing the gorilla machine today https://clips.twitch.tv/LazySpeedyHamburgerCorgiDerp
asthanius: s u c c
thraximore: ahhhh this is the portal room
RandomTrivia: S U C C
GhostValv: the succ
Lord_ZYRK: Chamber of S U C C
BrowneePoints: I like the imps sounding like Franjean and Rool
YeetTheRich_: are we a mario 64 level?
frank_the_great: In a row?
Lord_ZYRK: Dang, bad rollsI guess
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So good Beej
RandomTrivia: I guess if you're going to succ a plane of existence, be sure to finish it? (is that too far)
BrowneePoints: Someone should get Ron Howard on the phone to cast Adam for a Brownie in the Willow series
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RoastedGravy: Is this a good place to find some ingredients?
RoastedGravy: Kappa
RandomTrivia: And suddenly, this book became a horror game!
ComradeMik: i'm down for this pan european imp
Lord_ZYRK: RandomTrivia some people think the universe is infinite, but they've never heard of planar edging
Twilight_Spark: Side. Quest. Side. Quest!
RandomTrivia: @Lord_ZYRK Holy shit LUL
asthanius: dark souls copied super mario 64
YeetTheRich_: I swear to god if we end up in peach's castle
djalternative: Painted World!!!
RoastedGravy: I'm untrustworthy of this imp who just goes "don't worry about it."
mulligan2six: DLC
GhostValv: that's how they get ya
YeetTheRich_: do we have a peculiar doll though?
Styxseus: pah pah pah etc. pickle
RoastedGravy: I always do the swan dive.
cabforpitt: speedrun it
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Grevas13: gnome time
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ManOCatherby: Reverse butt scoot up the stairs
RandomTrivia: If you're precise enough, you can backwards wallslide in and clip out of bounds :D
Driosenth: Can we solve it with a Half-A press
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
asthanius: if we're a baker, did we bake mario that cake?
RoastedGravy: Peach's just using Siri
DeM0nFiRe: Wow how did beej memorizer the actual letter from the game
thraximore: Peach having a stroke
BrowneePoints: Peach: "Dear Mario, why do I smell burnt toast?"
ContingentCat: Has Beej ever been ok?
YeetTheRich_: shroom kingdom
Akaiatana: myco-aggressions.
Lord_ZYRK: She bakes you a cake and you instantly start criticising it
thraximore: hahahaha LUL
Twilight_Spark: Peach isn't using mushrooms like those plebs. She's royalty!
KenKopin: Licking toad.... I'm dead now.
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asthanius: hey google, play I Only Wanna Be With You
frank_the_great: THE SECOND ONE GOT ME BEEJ
thraximore: @frank_the_great umbraHappy
Lord_ZYRK: That's the price of keeping a wiretap in your house
Electrodyne: Okay Google, butts!
koikingufm: I don't have a Google thingo, but that phrase does set off my CIA brain programming.
RoastedGravy: Did you just jump into a painting within a painting?
Dog_of_Myth: Don't lick Toad without consent.
NarishmaReborn: guuuuuh-Linda
Ingavar_Khaos: Glinda was North.
asthanius: northwest is a real party pooper
Lord_ZYRK: The good witch of the middle of the compass
thraximore: Witch kind is she? umbraThink
djalternative: The Witch of North by Northwest
Sibwow: its a good voice
Dog_of_Myth: You should.
RandomTrivia: LUL
BrowneePoints: Give us your best Russian Witch Adam!
asthanius: That's not your normal voice?
GhostValv: you
ArcOfTheConclave: the boring witch of Nor-North-West
spethycakes: Not...your channel?
Grevas13: How much would I have to pay you to record yourself doing that?
HorusFive: but how will your bank know who you are?
Fullwagon: Good guess, second monitor actually
Twilight_Spark: Oh Adam, your dulcet tones sadden me from the confines of my second monitor.
Eklinaar: Can confirm, you're on my main monitor
YeetTheRich_: adam gets invited for game knights again and just does this voice the entire time
frank_the_great: The joke has run its course, but I'm happy you're happy
fastlane250: This is "TV on top the fridge in my kitchen" material
RoastedGravy: You're on my only monitor.
mulligan2six: "laundry"
BusTed: Laundry daaaay
PharaohBender27: @Fullwagon Welp, look forward to being timed out Kappa
Akaiatana: GARBAAGE DAAAY but laundry day
frank_the_great: Peelers?
sirspate: Make it hail
RoastedGravy: I wish I could rent a theater for a day just so I can stream this on the movie screen.
RoastedGravy: It would be incredible.
thraximore: lrrGARBO
KenKopin: Nope! It's discount day at the strip club!
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HorusFive: NO, of course- this is a special occation
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
asthanius: Old Country recipe!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: "Some of my friends etc etc"
YeetTheRich_: I'm not a racist but ...
Sarah_Serinde: "I have a friend who's an imp"
PharaohBender27: @RoastedGravy Same. Actually got a small second monitor recently, but it failed on me this weekend after 10 days, so I'm getting a replacement but have to wait in the meantime. :p
BrowneePoints: Adam is slowly turning into a French Caricature
Fried_Twinkie: this witch sounds hot
djalternative: What kind of imp? A trimp? An Elephimp? A turkimp?
GhostValv: benginO7
RandomTrivia: Can't we just tell the imp to fuck off to a portal somewhere? Or is that some other kind of creature?
RoastedGravy: Oh, this witch is gonna kill us, isn't she?
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes, this is what happens when you actually talk to people
thraximore: ooooh, we should leave the mouse here!
SquareDotCube: What if it's one of those play castles?
asthanius: I assume the twist was the time travel thing that happened last time
RandomTrivia: Never say never, Paul :D
RoastedGravy: Three levels of painting in.
Twilight_Spark: YEEST
djalternative: The odor of rising YEETS
Twilight_Spark: Did they already do a wicked witch of the yeast joke?
asthanius: growing pots?
RandomTrivia: Oh no, we've gone to the canvas dimension!
DiscordianTokkan: I've heard of pot plants
RoastedGravy: Rye says no to drugs.
YeetTheRich_: free the plants!
SorintheCat: did i miss much?
Lord_ZYRK: Homie's got the DEA on speed dial
cabforpitt: idk why you're so concerned about the witch cooking imps when the gnomes do it too
asthanius: get baked on pot
electra310: That term already has two meanings depending on what country you're in, it didn't need a third
KenKopin: I don't like those Dirty Pot Plants!
Pteraspidomorphi: Death of course
djalternative: we've never baked pot brownies?
HorusFive: Yeah- that sounds like this a-hole
YeetTheRich_: I hate that
SorintheCat: Hi guys, hope youre having a good day!
electra310: You could definitely clean my kitchen
koikingufm: Nah, I'd accept it.
RoastedGravy: Bakery is your element. I'm sure you'll be fine.
samwonk: You are all completely welcome to come into my home and clean.
samwonk: Please.
NightValien28: you mess with my kitchen your hands are coming off
ContingentCat: eh I'd let them do some cleaning before asking them what's going on
YeetTheRich_: I do wanna see what would happen though
HorusFive: Counterpoint- this book is BS
cabforpitt: i think you gotta follow your baker senses
CranstonSnord: I'm sure somewhere a dispensary is named "The Bakery"
RoastedGravy: The pots aren't up to OSHA standards.
lochnessseammonster: that's why we can't always read...
Featherweight_: Gun time
DiscordianTokkan: Rye is HORNY for BREAD
YeetTheRich_: give B R E A D
asthanius: breadlusion
RandomTrivia: !card bake into a pie
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ContingentCat: As a copy editor yes it's driving me nuts how badly they just needed a line edit
cabforpitt: the bread is a lie
YeetTheRich_: we see the trap, figure out exactly how it works, and walk straight into it
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Same
RoastedGravy: I blame society.
Lord_ZYRK: Gorgon's gotta eat something
Driosenth: Hades tells us Dusa is skilled in many things
NotCainNorAbel: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #1964: "I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?" —Ian [2016-02-23]
djalternative: Dusa's a maid mostly
saucemaster5000: isn't the story that she sleeps around or something like that?
KenKopin: She has a lot of mouths to feed, ya know.
RoastedGravy: You know a gorgon's favorite food? Stone fruit. Kappa
RandomTrivia: Of the three gorgons, only Medusa was mortal, so I guess only she needed to eat
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Per TheMerricat, people at TSR back then apparently just dropped written projects in a shared folder, and unless you had been *assigned* an editor, there would be no editorial oversight
Sarah_Serinde: Who could have predicted this
YeetTheRich_: gem?
asthanius: Our armor?
Ingavar_Khaos: SHINY
Driosenth: Yes
TheInnsanity: sure
Countjondi: Yes
Sibwow: gem counts
RoastedGravy: What about our glowing personality?
D1ZeeJ: gem is definitely shiny
DiscordianTokkan: Yes
YeetTheRich_: can we still make ice cubes?
Dog_of_Myth: Sure
djalternative: We say yes
TheInnsanity: lazy writing, lazy answer
Mysticman89: acceptable
spleenlord: We have a pile of treasure
Ingavar_Khaos: your armor is really shiny, it's new
mulligan2six: It's probably asking for a reflective thing
Kazman20a: we also had the armor polished last time
RomanGoro: Do we want it to count?
justthorne: not the way they mean, but lets go for it
TheInnsanity: THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
asthanius: I appreciate it, Streamer
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Adam
xantos69: Is this the illusion of choice?
Sibwow: i appreciate you adam
Mysticman89: ook
Sogheim: banana first, Adam.
NightValien28: thanks?
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Adam
PharaohBender27: We appreciate it, Adam
Shemerson: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
RoastedGravy: I appreciate you, Adam.
GhostValv: haha very funny :)
RomanGoro: Banana first, Adam
DiscordianTokkan: Good appreciation, streamer
SirMorek: seabatCHOICE
KenKopin: Thank you Mr Adam Sir. May we have another?
lochnessseammonster: thank you adam
djalternative: I appreciate the person impersonating Adam
BusTed: tqsShrug
asthanius: We just carry a pot with us
ContingentCat: @ContingentCat Wow, and then they charge people for these books. sigh
D1ZeeJ: This is Adam's fault, he said our choice didn't matter
asthanius: It's part of our EDC
DiscordianTokkan: Pan
Mysticman89: a pot in your bakers bindle
Sarah_Serinde: It's the helmet of our power armour
ContingentCat: wrong kind of pot
DiscordianTokkan: Good for PUBG and for pan pizza, it's PAN
YeetTheRich_: beej you giant lovable weirdo
Lord_ZYRK: Two medals and a sick bong
Akaiatana: Putting the Canada in Cannabis
BusTed: C'mooooonnn
BrowneePoints: *gestures to Sha'carri Richardson*
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It's legal here so who cares
ContingentCat: that must feel bad for the people he was competing against
DiscordianTokkan: SURE DID. BUS the IOC
JAGxTERRA: Cherri no
Lord_ZYRK: Did they read The Hulk and think Gamma Rays were a fucking euphemism?
BrowneePoints: and they TOOK HER RECORD AWAY
NightValien28: the one that runs the cannabis business were white
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints lrrWOW
Akaiatana: They're runners of a Cannabgis business :P
spethycakes: Gotta love overt racism in international sports
Lord_ZYRK: They busted her for lighting up a spliff halfway down the track lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: @NightValien28 Oh, but of course katesPalm
Nigouki: you don't get high of your own supply Beej! it's the one rule!
A_Bullett: They were white, too
KenKopin: Hopefully not like romper room or the middle of the pot is gonna disappear.
BusTed: #CanCon
Dog_of_Myth: *Sends Epic an email*
YeetTheRich_: there are two references inside you, both are from simpsons
Mysticman89: mr dress up in dortnite
Sogheim: I'm sorry, what the heck is Adam talking about?
DiscordianTokkan: Or the ladies teams that were penalized for having shorts too long (volleyball) AND the ones that had them too short (Highjump), because bus the IOC
Akaiatana: We were just talking about Mr. Dressup in Seachats
NightValien28: they will eventually they just need to figure out if they can do it without paying anyone
cabforpitt: i feel like im too american to get this
v_nome: Put Polkaroo in Smash!
fastlane250: Every copy of Fortnite is personalized.
Twilight_Spark: Romp 'er, I hardly...
Mysticman89: he's talking about the skittles he ate
D1ZeeJ: No one watches Canadian media
Akaiatana: They are trying to combat Fortnite Hesitancy
justthorne: Romper Room was the BEST
KWardJenx: We had Romper Room.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: add marie soleil while your at it
KenKopin: Hopefully not like romper room or the middle of the pot is gonna disappear.
DarkMorford: I remember Romper Room
serramarkov: I absolutely know Romper Room!
D1ZeeJ: oh wait
Arclight_Dynamo: The United States isn't the entire world!
eric_christian_berg: I remember Romper Room, but I'm in Buffalo.
Kazman20a: we had romper room
Sogheim: I was watching Conan the Barbarian, thankyouverymuch
AveryCorvus: Listen, the only comedian I Google the references for is Cameron
Echo__12: we had it in Australia... didn't we?
serramarkov: I don't know Pub G
Xan_The_Quiet: i've heard of romper room, it was on pbs when I was a kid in the late 70s/ early 80s
DiscordianTokkan: Today's Special is specials on nice Canadian shows in the 80's, like Today's Special
RomanGoro: Ah, so it's the new jlrrCai jlrrLlou ?
BrowneePoints: Excuse me Beej, I grew up with Out of the Box, which taught me how to MAKE THINGS
Fanklok: I'm an american and I had an also american teacher reference romp-a-room contantly
saucemaster5000: sounds unamerican
LurkerSpine: Am American, we had Romper Room but I did not watch it
Driosenth: I learned only one half of the battle
philippekav: we had GI Joe in French Canadia
spethycakes: More like Batman Beyond, but sure
KenKopin: I'm American (You also have to be sorta old)
YeetTheRich_: bob ross wants a word with you
Lord_ZYRK: GI Joe teaching us the military industrial complex is super neato and never kills anyone :)
lirazel64: Waaaaait a minute. *I* watched Romper Room in 1960!
Arclight_Dynamo: Polka Dot Door, tho.
LaconicLad: I watched Romper Room back in the 70s (i think) in California
NarishmaReborn: mr rogers is american and a saint
Akaiatana: Mr. Dressup is 'What if Mr. Rogers was a Canadian cosplayer?'
sirspate: fred penner.. umbrella tree..
RoastedGravy: There's a show called Ding Dong School.
lirazel64: And the Friendly Giant!
Roger_Job329: Mr. Rogers is why I love Jazz
DiscordianTokkan: I loved me some Polka Dot Door
Kazman20a: I watched it in florida in the early 70's
ContingentCat: going?
ghyllnox: Mmmmaybe stay away from using "spirit animal" in that context
ContingentCat: now?
LurkerSpine: The Elephant Show and Eureka's Castle were my stuff
asthanius: Large Amicable Hugeman
koikingufm: You should definitely write a book like this.
RandomTrivia: You could have a lower-case big friendly giant
YeetTheRich_: is the big friendly giant in a jar?
Akaiatana: Large salty behemoth
ElementalAlchemist: non-trademark-infringing BFG
ContingentCat: they'd probably be ok with it
RandomTrivia: Just not an uppercase Big Friendly Giant
DiscordianTokkan: "Look up, look WAAAAAY up, but in a non-copyrighted way!"
CranstonSnord: Desert Bus 100 - Bug Splats 0
TheDailyMapleSyrup: under the umbrella tree
Ingavar_Khaos: growing up in California... almost all of my favorite shows when I was a kid came from canada... Screech owls, strange days at blake holesy high, are you afraid of the dark, etc
lirazel64: He played "Early One Morning,c on the recorder as the goodnight song!
DiscordianTokkan: @TheDailyMapleSyrup yesssss
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Apparently
DiscordianTokkan: "Ooooh, I'm just a little baaaaker, blood is YUCKY"
asthanius: They all love shiny things, like birds
lirazel64 does be a Doo Bee.
YeetTheRich_: tbf there is no learning effect here
Akaiatana: It's a petrified peeve
asthanius: Snake contact
Lord_ZYRK: If someone kicked down your door and barged into your kitchen is your first response not to look?
RandomTrivia: Medusa was the mortal one, Stheno and Euryale were immortal
Arclight_Dynamo: No, medusa just needs to look at you.
Arclight_Dynamo: She is not a basilisk.
eric_christian_berg: Harry Dresden pulls it off.
ContingentCat: yeahor look at her ear
RandomTrivia: So Medusa was the only one who had to worry about those tricks
Mysticman89: just aovid her eye lasers
Arclight_Dynamo: Nope!
asthanius: You have to see her
niccus: it depends on the writer
RomanGoro: Maybe in ancient Greece looking anywhere but the eyes was bad manners
epsilondelphine: you can look at medusa indirectly, e.g. in the reflection of a shield
YeetTheRich_: it's like deer getting hit by car, you can't get it right the second time when you die on the first try
Lithobraker: Medusa: "My eyes are up here!"
ContingentCat: that's the bassilisk
AveryCorvus: In D&D it's a gaze attack, so if you can see their eyes at all, but they have to be doing it on purpose
RandomTrivia: Gorgons can just petrify shit by looking at it
DiscordianTokkan: It's a Petrification Beam, like Midas' Touch only eye lasers
BrowneePoints: "Petrifying Gaze"
Pal_Friendpatine: Wasn’t the ancient premise she was made so ugly that it turned men to stone?
strebenherz: So Mesuda is Darkseid
Manae: I'm pretty sure Medusa is just "look at her in general" not eye contact
saucemaster5000: she just goes up and down and hits you repeatedly in clock towers
Countjondi: in greek myth you have to look at it
Mysticman89: in AC:Odeyssey I think they're literal lasers
Mysticman89: been awhile tho
LurkerSpine: Madden Gorgon Vision Cone
innovativemethods: In the Library Files, they put them in cameras! It's cool.
RomanGoro: Like Michelle said, there's no greek myth Canon
RomanGoro: (I think it was Michelle?)
thraximore: Are Gorgons and Gargoyles natural allies or sworn enemies?
Lithobraker: Vraska has the controllable eye lasers style of petrification.
asthanius: gorgon bread isn't for humans
RoastedGravy: I love the part in GoW where they sing about having doritos.
RandomTrivia: Wait, shit, is that a bakery WE can use?
NotCainNorAbel: tasty tasty humans
SquareDotCube: actually you do, you have the cookbook
RandomTrivia: Can we make some magic boosting food?
Tiber727: I wonder, are ghosts immune to Medusa, since they don't have flesh?
ContingentCat: maybe once
Lord_ZYRK: He's not a gnome. It's not cannibalism.
SirMorek: do gnomes have souls?
Countjondi: i would eat a gnome
cabforpitt: it's made of bread, right?
TheInnsanity: the 68 other gnomes are just like "what the fuck dude"
saucemaster5000: gnomes are small, small things are appetizers
RoastedGravy: What do you mean by "eat"?
lirazel64: So, IRMyth, there is only one Medusa. That's her name. The other snake-haired ladies are the Gorgons.
Featherweight_: Id download a gnome
asthanius: yeast is alive, right? so that would turn to stone?
DiscordianTokkan: Bread doesn't have eye
ContingentCat: eating gnome infront of a bunch of gnomes would be awkwar
KenKopin: How hungry am i?
DiscordianTokkan: *eyes
RoastedGravy: No, the bread's stone because she's bad at baking. Kappa
CommandoJE: I believe it's any person
abracadaver23: HOW HAVE THE GNOMES WON SO MUCH?
NarishmaReborn: vraska
Nenluen: but you'd have to get tiny glasses for all the head snakes too
KenKopin: It's not like Midas' Touch.
Dog_of_Myth: But potatoes have eyes....
DiscordianTokkan: In the V Horny Xanth books, the Gorgon just wore a veil. And was stacked.
HorusFive: Wait!?! We made the lie, True!
RandomTrivia: @abracadaver23 Everyone else is apparently just as stupid (or more)
ContingentCat: @Nenluen oh my god those would be adorable
DiscordianTokkan: Hah, our lies became true!
RoastedGravy: Hey, the gate's open for real this time!
asthanius: guns are from imp-world
noSmokeFire: they're american
Tiber727: Just have "glasses" that use multiple mirrors to effectively look straight.
RoastedGravy: The America Dimension.
cabforpitt: well they die if they try to go home right, so it's whatever
DiscordianTokkan: Also. On eating gnomes: It's the whole "Is it cannibalism if they're your species, or if they're sapient" issue. Nethack says Species, decency says Sapient.
I_Am_Clockwork: Imps with rayguns is VERY Might and Magic 6-7\
Electrodyne: Is Leif Ericsson in here?
RandomTrivia: Proofreading didn't exist in the 80s I guess
RandomTrivia: LUL
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Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia Sure it did, just apparently not here
RoastedGravy: We need a wizened gnome.
kusinohki: a borrowed gnome and a blue gnome?
KenKopin: One gnome only tells the truth...
I_Am_Clockwork: Its a little gnome!
FarrinDelmirre: inside odf you there are two gnomes
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia TheMerricat explained during a previous episode that at TSR at that time, you just dropped "completed" works in a folder, and they were only edited if you had an editor *assigned* to you
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Welp
DiscordianTokkan: Time is meaningless so REPAIRS
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't seen Merricat's source (I forget if they shared it or not) so I don't know if that's rumour/theory or established fact
RandomTrivia: Oh no, we only have 2,992 health left! :D
Twilight_Spark: Beej!
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Sarah_Serinde: But based on this book I would believe it
DiscordianTokkan: Please don't diddle machines without their consent
Nigouki: that's a gif
Twilight_Spark: Very precise dragon genocide we've got planned here.
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, good point.
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I_Am_Clockwork: Dry Koffing is a very rare regional shiny
I_Am_Clockwork: Its Ground Poison Type
KenKopin: The Bronchial Asthma path.
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Dog_of_Myth: I remember this room
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, Gastly, that's just a lowlevel pokemon
saucemaster5000: lord sauce??
Electrodyne: I just want to find Leif Ericsson again so I can make a "Leif on the wind, watch how I soar" joke.
Pywodwagon: Lord Soth is such a insanely serious character to be referenced here
TheInnsanity: you bet they're undead
Sarah_Serinde: I don't :D
Fanklok: It said all undead
Driosenth: I think it said all undead
chaostreader: Are skeletons ghosts?
SkylerRingtail: I remember it said undead creatures in general?
D1ZeeJ: you already cheated once, go for it!
Sarah_Serinde: "once"
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyy
D1ZeeJ: goddamn gem pot
KenKopin: Skeleton is missing it's ghost.
Lord_ZYRK: Well, you didn't cheat once
RomanGoro: I think by now the decision of what happens on any given fight should be "whatever is funny"
Electrodyne: he cheated twice?
RandomTrivia: @Nigouki Ask and ye shall receive, friend i.imgur.com/sXBLpMo.gif
Mysticman89: only twice?
DiscordianTokkan: @RandomTrivia Perfection
HorusFive: Look- if the book is going the cheat this much, I think Adam is plenty fair
Electrodyne: Maybe Adam should find a way to read the word "diddle" again
WUBERGE: "I'm off it"
strebenherz: What was Beej reacting to with that gesture?
KenKopin: Fiddling with stuff
Electrodyne: one of the tech fiddling boxes
Nigouki: RandomTrivia fantastic! :D
YeetTheRich_: we take clocks in our favour
strebenherz: earlier this episode, or a previous one? (at gesture gif)
strebenherz: and thank you
Juliamon: This one
Electrodyne: you can diddle a clock, right?
strebenherz: that warrants a rewatch xD
innovativemethods: Not the dancing teenagers room?
RandomTrivia: @strebenherz That gif I posted was from like 4 minutes ago
asthanius: Your R R Martin
strebenherz: huh. I didn't notice it, thank you.
DiscordianTokkan: Your Are Are
TheInnsanity: "off key tinkles" D:
RandomTrivia: "off-key tinkles"
ElementalAlchemist: There are so many things wrong with that sentence
strebenherz: BEEJ NO
Electrodyne: Adam turned into an angry Golden retriever
RandomTrivia: Beej pls
Arclight_Dynamo: BEEJ
saucemaster5000: author had a bit of a stroke
HorusFive: Beej YESSS
asthanius: comfy people
Lord_ZYRK: Most people
CaptainSpam: Well, given the pandemic, some of us do...
Fullwagon: TINGLE LINGLE KOOO LIM PAAAAAAAAAAA
ComradeMik: me in lockdown
HorusFive: Streamer- show PJs
noSmokeFire: it's quarantine, we're all wearing pajamas all day
rasterscan: "Who wears pajamas all day?" Everyone during COVID?
DiscordianTokkan: If you have an off-key tinkle you should drink more cranberry juice and eat less spinach
Juliamon: What's even the point of non-jammies when quarantined
HorusFive: Don't lie Beej
saucemaster5000: onesie at the cubicle
asthanius: what's wrong with butt flaps?
Electrodyne: a onesie
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon PREACH
D1ZeeJ: Adam strikes me as a buttflap Jammy kind of guy
Eklinaar: Bring me ketchup-flavored potato chips
RomanGoro: Juliamon trying to keep mental health in check?
Electrodyne: I'd consider a LRR onesie
KenKopin: Everyone wave to the clips show.
Juliamon: RomanGoro See, that's just a reason TO wear jammies
HorusFive: @Electrodyne Take my Money!
Featherweight_: Its the start of bttf
RomanGoro: To each their own, Juliamon
kitchenlynx: somebody needs to send beej a tingle onesie
DiscordianTokkan: So, here's a question, is tomato soup with Soldiers (strips of bread) something anyone else grew up with? Or was my mom just Very influenced by her british upbringing
Pharmacistjudge: Popping in to say Hi, love these shows, but I save them for workouts. Thanks for doing them.
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
WUBERGE: she must be one of these TikTok stars I keep hearing about
Sogheim: that's a neat trick, clock into hourglass
corefluxx: Cheer100
DiscordianTokkan: Ninja Princess Friend! Probably!
BrowneePoints: Who?
ElementalAlchemist: nice
AzureishDragoon: If Nerenia is a known Dragonlance character, it's a minor one from a book I haven't read.
KenKopin: Is your princess... a goer?
Jobot180: I don't remember her from any of the books
Sogheim: I'm only finding Sailor Moon fanart on Angelfire, I think she might be for this book. or Google just thinks I need Sailor Moon fanart
epsilondelphine: I believe "time chamber" is correct here
Arclight_Dynamo: Googling for the princess, I get Narnia and Sailor Moon, so I think she's an OC.
RoastedGravy: I think it's the next time you go into another chamber.
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
Mysticman89: there might be tiime chambers in this area to be fair so who knows
OmnipotentTrevor: So she is a permanent random benefit for each new chamber?
HorusFive: I remember the end of Indiana Jones too
RoastedGravy: Everybody gets one.
DiscordianTokkan: Other Biblical shit: Bears tearing people apart, for reasons
Jobot180: Thanks, Spider-Man!
RoastedGravy: It's like the Batcave, but it's a giant clock instead of a giant nickel.
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan Look man, those kids made fun of my bald spot!
asthanius: But do you KNOW?
RandomTrivia: We do know!
damn_i_am_pretty: we do Gnome
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo They had it coming! Probably!
SkylerRingtail: But do you GNOME?
RandomTrivia: We do now!
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Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
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n__een_n: is that what they meant by time chamber
D1ZeeJ: Your surprise tells me you had no clue what this shit does lol
Sarah_Serinde: Hey Plaid Posse!
noSmokeFire: we might need to know about specific Time Chambers?
Greendrag13: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginHeck
HorusFive: lrrSPOOPY lrrBEN
tr3ewitch88: dice friends! benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
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ElementalAlchemist: "If you have been to this time period before, you have made a mistake in reading this CATACOMBS™ book."
RandomTrivia: I mean, do we pick a selection and then one of THOSE at random?
asthanius: If we can choose any art, I like Truth Emerging From Her Well to Shame Mankind
RandomTrivia: WOAH
electra310: Ben friends!
KeytarCat: I was here, too!
Snowcookies: Hi Ben and friends
HorusFive: We want that dragon friend
MegaDosX: We made Ben's life hell in Crowd Control Raft :p
jjcard: man, I kinda want that art on my wall
KeytarCat: *there
BusTed: Danger Will Robinson
Talin06: random room but you don't have to go
RealGamerCow: that is 100% the robot from lost in space
YeetTheRich_: the face
KenKopin: Tobor
DiscordianTokkan: Ultros!
RoastedGravy: Oh my god, the octopus's face.
RandomTrivia: Yeah, let's go there, let's get kraken! lrrBEEJ
Lord_ZYRK: and a pair of submarines
TheAinMAP: Squid1 Squid4
RoastedGravy: MEDIEVAL VOLTRON
Manae: They brought a Gundam!
electra310: beeg robot
kusinohki: that looks very "charlies angles but with bow and arrows"
NightValien28: giant mech giant mech
RandomTrivia: That is 100% a Gundam
Mysticman89: you could just go full random with a number generator
Nigouki: is that the maser from godzilla?
DiscordianTokkan: @Manae Gnundam? Gnomdam?
SquareDotCube: Or this could just be the end
LadyAtarka: "We don't like dragons"..... Wow rude
HorusFive: Go back and kill the dragon's grandfather
gualdhar: maybe this balloon is the dragon we need to fight
fcloud: gundams 100, dragons 0
RandomTrivia: Can we make Leif Erikkson pilot the Gundam?
RandomTrivia: I've always wanted to see that
Shadowner: TV's 24
Mysticman89: oh sure, just infinite loop
strebenherz: Dargon dentures
DiscordianTokkan: Dragon Dentures!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: the library at 16
TotallyNotaBeholder: Got ice in his grill?
SquareDotCube: Cyber Dragon
RandomTrivia: They can rebuild it! They have the technology!
YeetTheRich_: it attacks for 2100 damage
epsilondelphine: what was the page number for "do this in the next time chamber" again?
RandomTrivia: Steam-powered Gundam!
RandomTrivia: @epsilondelphine 113E
Shadowner: the 28 is before the BIG six
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PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: Oh
RandomTrivia: Welp
DiscordianTokkan: The princess is literally pushing your buttons
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Paul gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOPY
RandomTrivia: Don't we just obliterate Draconians?
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: dunn dun dun
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I_Am_Clockwork: does this monster just get swallowed by the earth?
TheInnsanity: bet he won't laugh when he falls in a crack
BusTed: No fight.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
strebenherz: Why trust the scout?
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tr3ewitch88: go figure my subiversary has a beej drop 😜
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ghyllnox: Was the princess the scout?
Tiber727: Yes, the scouts are the ones who decide when the army attacks.
DiscordianTokkan: benginChaos
RandomTrivia: Ah, she either helps us or "helps" us
ArcOfTheConclave: Chaos princess?
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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RandomTrivia: benginChaos
ElementalAlchemist: every time you run an ad break, you must first roll a die. If you roll odd, consult the Malefic table; if even, the Benefit table.
tr3ewitch88: lrrHERE
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tr3ewitch88: omg so I got my loading ready prid shirt and I love it! so comfy I'm wearing it right now 😻
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Juliamon: The break will be over when it's over.
sirspate: more break, more break
DarkMorford: Gimme a break, gimme a break
TheInnsanity: did they run ads?
jjcard: I miss the panalysts
RandomTrivia: We have all of LRRMas to make up for, where Ian and Cori didn't brake nearly enough :D lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: *LRRMans
electra310: They braked plenty, they had serious trouble with the clutch. :D
LoadingReadyRun: LRRmas is a different thing :p
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that's Cam & Ian, right? :D
damn_i_am_pretty: LRRmas is in October
RomanGoro: LRRMas is the international name for what canadians call boxing day
electra310: Long break is good though, I got to go back and watch the stream intro and it was amazing as advertised
DarkMorford: Ooh, bonus tomorrow
damn_i_am_pretty: LRRmas celebrates when the three wise steves congratulated Paul and Graham for founding LRR, I think
Sarah_Serinde: ~lasttweet graham
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RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, co-streaming the annual big Magic announcement stream
oatway: all my exes are in mechsuits
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
SkylerRingtail: Gnomes dig giant robots
RandomTrivia: lrrGREED
couldntpickausername: robot up front, tunnel in the back
RandomTrivia: Robo Dimitrescu
asthanius: I thought Adam liked getting stepped on by giants
DiscordianTokkan: There was a "Look around for an imp" option earlier also, iirc
BrindleBoar: "ten if the gnomes watch"
Kramburger: Adam, did you see that Destiny 2 has Big lady now
RealGamerCow: katesBonk2
BrindleBoar: I will not apologize for art. Kappa
ContingentCat: time to fuck around and find out
Roger_Job329: push the button
CaptainSpam: "There are hundreds of dials and levers on it. Select one from this list: [lists hundreds of dials and levers]"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
strebenherz: NEW RECORD
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
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tr3ewitch88: whoops
RandomTrivia: Welp
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
jjcard: knobs knobs knobs
BusTed: lrrSIG
ContingentCat: it takes 24 hours?
thraximore: from the Hexagon LUL
PharaohBender27: The Hexagon, really?
asthanius: huh
tr3ewitch88: FootGoal
ContingentCat: ahhh hexagon like pentagon but not
RoastedGravy: Damn, we got questioned by the gnome police.
Sarah_Serinde: It's sure going to be something
HorusFive: Over
asthanius: yes
MadWolf1290: 8/10
RandomTrivia: Yes
PharaohBender27: Is that us in the chef hat?
oatway: 4:2
Mr_Dirty: 50/50
saucemaster5000: I have a feeling this is gonna be, like, two decisions and "a winner is you" conclusion
ContingentCat: 6/9
Sarah_Serinde: We did enough things that we probably stand a chance :D
TheMerricat: mechanic sucks
DeM0nFiRe: I am guessing it will be an anticlimactic win
RandomTrivia: @ContingentCat Nice
couldntpickausername: I dunno, we found a lot of stuff, and eliminated a lot of enemies
Sarah_Serinde: I mean you say that, Beej, and yet...
RoastedGravy: My headcanon is Leif Erikson is in there somewhere.
musty_smell: what about the illusion dispelling guy?
RandomTrivia: I hope the chaotic princess does something good here
Styxseus: In before the book goes "did you the THE ONE important thing? If no: discard all the other things you found." :P
Sarah_Serinde: "better"
ContingentCat: oh no
circusofkirkus: thanks?
tr3ewitch88: oh jeez
BrindleBoar: OH YEAH
TheInnsanity: did nothing matter
RandomTrivia: WHAT
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, @TheMerricat - I was recalling how you talked about how stuff from TSR only got edited if you were assigned an editor. I was curious where you got that tidbit (which explains a lot about this book :p )
BrindleBoar: GNOMEGELION
RandomTrivia: OH NO
circusofkirkus: seabatCHOICE
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, Gnomes
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: WELP
Styxseus: WAIT REALLY?
oatway: game design
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheInnsanity: oh MY GOOOOOOD
electra310: ahahaahahaha
GhostValv: benginO7
tr3ewitch88: HSWP
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: Compressor really earning it's keep tonight.
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
saucemaster5000: three streams....
eltwitcherino: this was Gundam all along
RandomTrivia: Thanks Paul LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Icicle Maker WAS a weird cooling system!
tr3ewitch88: panicBasket
Wrexadecimal: lmao
YeetTheRich_: can I have a clean take of that FUUUCK for my soundboard? Kappa
RoastedGravy: ILLUSION OF CHOICE
Styxseus: The illusion tester guy, yeah
xantos69: This is EXACTLY like the ending to Mass Effect 3!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatCHOICE
JakeKamas: Also there are the bonuses from acquiring things
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Styxseus: PFFF
RoastedGravy: Oh, sick, dragon wrestling.
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis these typos
Arclight_Dynamo: English is easy!
epsilondelphine: so yes, there are fake items that are INSTANT LOSS
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' typos
damn_i_am_pretty: editing is purely theoretical
lochnessseammonster: oof
CaptainSpam: The editor just walked clean away halfway through that paragraph.
strebenherz: @BrindleBoar On point
iris_of_ether: "Tat damage". Yes, correct
Sarah_Serinde: damn_i_am_pretty Wait does that mean I don't exist?!
Styxseus: WAIT, so SOME of the things we found are just "Nah, you loose"? >_>
TheMerricat: Read further
Raincoast_Bear: It a Gnomish Voltron!
damn_i_am_pretty: @Sarah_Serinde don't look in a mirror
RoastedGravy: I call hax.
tr3ewitch88: this will probably maybe ok
tr3ewitch88: be ok*
RomanGoro: You're much more than your editing ability, Sarah_Serinde
Styxseus: Oh good
Sarah_Serinde: damn_i_am_pretty katesSweat
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro lrrHEART
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
RandomTrivia: This seems needlessly complex and involved
sirspate: Shinji roll on the table
damn_i_am_pretty: @Sarah_Serinde lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Hey there Lysander_Gustav! You're just in time for the extensive maths before the final battle!
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geail: This bot is 40% gold dragon
jjcard: "Gnomish Inspection Chart" is my new industrial-core band
strebenherz: Condolences
RandomTrivia: Did we roll for C H A O S princess?
TheMerricat: I woke for the final battle just my luck! :D
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh, also you have your knowledge at least, right? Like the tricks to beat the one type of dragon?
saucemaster5000: This was written at the end of the twelve pack of beer this writer used to churn a product out
Sarah_Serinde: damn_i_am_pretty (I was not taking that at all seriously :D lrrHEART )
cabforpitt: do we need to roll for these?
Mysticman89: theres at least 3 "eliminates black dragons" items on just this page alone
damn_i_am_pretty: @Sarah_Serinde oh good :)
Styxseus: They all have a chance to fail, it seems :P
YeetTheRich_: can we peek what the dragon button device from the maze does?
Styxseus: and some of them are just outright trapped?
musty_smell: dragon button device?
PadawanTK16: didn't the chuck thrower blow up?
circusofkirkus: Explosives (86) Explosives is descriptive
Raincoast_Bear: DRagon Button device from maze
eltwitcherino: and you have THE MOUSE in your pocket!!!
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 That or at 4 AM during an all-nighter :p
Sarah_Serinde: Wow what an exciting way to conclude this adventure
asthanius: Oh and the Dragonne thing
YeetTheRich_: I think you deliberately didn't take that right?
Sarah_Serinde: Time to sit and sift through tables and memory
circusofkirkus: NOT TODAY ILLUSION
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: ah well nvm
damn_i_am_pretty: I'm not surprised at all that something from the era of THAC0 is this complicated
ElementalAlchemist: good news: we have illlusion immunity
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: lol
saucemaster5000: @PharaohBender27 why not both?
RealGamerCow: Back to page `1
ContingentCat: not this time book
Styxseus: Imagine if you dont find the gnome :P
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
tr3ewitch88: so are you just pushing all the buttons on the big mess machine?
RandomTrivia: I feel like after we've added up all this stuff, we'll get one number and compare it to a target value to see if we win or not
Raincoast_Bear: Spear and Magic Helmet!
Mr_Snafleburger: Hello! looks like I'm just in time for the conclusion
asthanius: Dragonne stuff
RandomTrivia: You are indeed, Mr_Snafleburger
Raincoast_Bear: Griffon Nest Aircraft
cabforpitt: we have the dragonne mirror and the aircraft right?
DeM0nFiRe: DIdnt you get teh aircraft?
Mr_Dirty: mirror?
JakeKamas: There's the ice machine you guys got
TheMerricat: @randomtrivia worse what we are determining is our offensive and defensive numbers for our battle just as if we were rolling regular combat
cabforpitt: they traded the ice machine for the spear
Styxseus: We got the dragon mirror, yepp
JakeKamas: Thank you @cabforpitt
Raincoast_Bear: Aircraft
Styxseus: We murdered that one dragon for it
RandomTrivia: Is that all the pages of items?
RandomTrivia: Feels like a small number
Arclight_Dynamo: That's one HP per gnome!
RoastedGravy: "Fat Fred"?
RoastedGravy: That's just plain rude, book.
TheMerricat: Now here's where we can lose automaticly
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saucemaster5000: Fun! Math!
asthanius: Aaaand we win!
Mr_Horrible: I didn't come here for algebra, Book
damn_i_am_pretty: Accounting 101
RandomTrivia: Are we secretly being taught how to use THAC0?
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: Math is for Dragons
Jobot180: Time for math, the battle general's best friend.
Styxseus: I dont see Ted Dragon in this list..
samwonk: So the gnomes took everything apart to improve it and managed not to change anything at all.
epsilondelphine: just the kind of climax we like to cap off an exciting adventure: SPREADSHEETS
RandomTrivia: LUL
Ingavar_Khaos: TOO MUCH MATH
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
tr3ewitch88: lol
TheMerricat: If we can't do damage, we lose automaticly. If they can't do damage, we lose automaticly
saucemaster5000: Want to do your taxes while you're at it?
Mr_Dirty: Adam excel is fun!
MagicalAttackGecko: maaaaath
damn_i_am_pretty: Have you brought your receipts?
plummeting_sloth: Math is for blockers and also dragons
empyreon: 3cute5math
Raincoast_Bear: Math sounds like a Beej task.
tr3ewitch88: yeah we don't have time for math
Featherweight_: We win.
zeathean: sooo, we win?
TheInnsanity: yeah I think we just won
Sarah_Serinde: Paul to the rescue :D
oatway: paul is too cute not to do math
Tangsm: You brought a Paul to the battle, so you have an advantage against the math dragon.
lochnessseammonster: jlrrBaby
OmnipotentTrevor: how long before Adam just skips to the page that says "you win"
thraximore: the ballzak dragons? LUL
tr3ewitch88: cuz someone has to math ... and Paul is that someone!
Raincoast_Bear: Who will fight the Plaid Dragons?
BrowneePoints: I prefer some Chaucer and Rabalais Dragons
Lord_ZYRK: It's all ogre now
ContingentCat: dang humans
plummeting_sloth: We have to fight some British Dragoons... 18-12
electra310: I thought we killed the humans
Last_Living_Dalia: Okay, but those are "Red Draeon." Do you remove those or just Dragons?
thraximore: we killed the humans?
thraximore: in the ice room
saucemaster5000: paul and beej are the gnomes following adam this entire time just to do the battle math
AveryCorvus: I brought my ogre slaying knife it's got a +5 against ogres
MAPBoardgames: "He'd be a good fighter if he had a better head for numbers."
damn_i_am_pretty: Dragonlance is weird because Ogres are one of the OG 3 species there
samwonk: Don't judge, they came up with all these different numbers through extensive playtesting.
electra310: It's our power and toughness and everybody has trample
TheMerricat: So we subtract our offensive number from their defensive. If we have more numbers, we do that much damage.
TheMerricat: If they have more numbers, we can't damage them and we lose automaticly
YeetTheRich_: roll! those! dice!
tr3ewitch88: just dump a box of dice out
TheInnsanity: reminder: beej is an accountant LUL
TheInnsanity: oh
asthanius: Beej is a racecar driver
musty_smell: the human were killed in the dragon/giant room
RandomTrivia: Beej is closer to a treasurer than an accountant
RomanGoro: All in all, this book has awful editing and what now we'd call the game loop is frustrating as heck, but they managed to cram a lot of mechanics, encounters and sidestories in not a lot of book
tr3ewitch88: lmao 🤣 tell em beej
plummeting_sloth: god, this is like trying to figure out resistances in Total War Warhammer
YeetTheRich_: @asthanius fuck why did that get me so good LUL
TheMerricat: Then we subtract their offense from our defense, and that's how much damage they do. If we manage to have more defense than their offense, then they can't do damage and we win.
electra310: +10
TheInnsanity: Beej is the Stig
MadWolf1290: 10 + items
BrowneePoints: This is like THAC0 all over again. O.O
RoastedGravy: What happens if you tie?
saucemaster5000: Hang on I'll spend 8 hours watching back the vods...
asthanius: what
RoastedGravy: Are you just locked in eternal combat?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
YeetTheRich_: ez
RandomTrivia: WELP
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Lysander_Gustav: well, drat
BusTed: rayfkWelp
DiscordianTokkan: Periodic reminder: Fuck THAC0
Jobot180: F
MadWolf1290: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Dirty: so we die
benouttait: Although anticlimactic for a final boss fight, doesn't the next thing to attack you fall into the earth?
Snowcookies: omg
tr3ewitch88: now we die lol
RandomTrivia: This book SUCKS
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
tergonis: book wants you to full clear everything
OmnipotentTrevor: This is AFTER nuking half the dragons?
Tangsm: This all could have been turned around with the inflatable dragon and a lava lamp.
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
samwonk: This is not the most exciting way of representing mechs versus dragons.
Sarah_Serinde: And imagine going through this book adhering to the time limit
epsilondelphine: oh yeah, the next thing that attacks us falls into the bowels of the earth. an army is a thing attacking us
DeM0nFiRe: How could someone possibly get everything inside the time limit
RandomTrivia: So you can ONLY 100% this book
asthanius: and then we wake up and it was all a dream
YeetTheRich_: well gotta try again next week FBtouchdown
Decaped: this book helped some lonely child through an entire summer.
Mr_Horrible: nice Science Fair project, NERD
Styxseus: I'm starting to think the title of the book is referring to casualties of the battle.
tr3ewitch88: do it!
Snowcookies: this is not a kid's book
BusTed: Trial by combat.
MAPBoardgames: duskvikingRip
strebenherz: @Sarah_Serinde What's the time limit?
HorusFive: Flip a coin. And then win the passage that says what happens when you win
RoastedGravy: Welp, time to bring out the magical nuke that Rye had in his pocket the entire time, and no one can prove otherwise. Kappa
RomanGoro: We could also just read both endings?
BusTed: gg
MadWolf1290: WE WIN
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
asthanius: ez
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Styxseus: PFFFF
TheInnsanity: we did it!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
gualdhar: easy game\
Last_Living_Dalia: Man, this book is easy
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
electra310: Good job guys!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN seabatClap elfunkChunk
YeetTheRich_: we crit for double damage
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: Master Tactician Rye
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
HorusFive: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: Chat, didn't WotC make a new series of these for 5e?
laikagoat: fionaClap critroleTouchdown fionaClap critroleTouchdown fionaClap
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Sibwow: they didnt expet anyone to get here
oatway: Good luck finding the ending
HorusFive: Retire champion
DeM0nFiRe: I hope the ending is like "It is mathematically impossible to win, you cheated"
tr3ewitch88: the math is the ending lol
ContingentCat: FBouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I don't remember the actual number, but you have a limited number of days before the battle and everything you do takes time. There are some ways to gain or lose days as you play
CaptainSpam: Turns out there is no ending. You weren't meant to win. Kappa
ContingentCat: GL HF
RandomTrivia: benginTry
strebenherz: Ah, gotcha. The time limit that kept getting referenced
RoastedGravy: I think that's it.
Styxseus: What payoff could possibly be worth all this? :D
RoastedGravy: Aw, I wanted it to just end there.
RandomTrivia: Fuck
asthanius: ffs
Styxseus: XD
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: This gd book
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: this book is so borked
BrindleBoar: Jesus.
Juliamon: Someone get the logs from two weeks ago where Merricat mentioned the typo
LurkerSpine: Is Shivam here?
Snowcookies: Who in chat remembers
Raincoast_Bear: It's a no win situation. It's a test of character. Kobiyashi Maru.
Manae: is there a 181 I?
RandomTrivia: Does the book just... not end if you can't work out what the typo is supposed to be?
NotCainNorAbel: your last mission is to find the end
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
ContingentCat: This book is a dang advertisment for editors
Last_Living_Dalia: If you win, you get stuck in a loop
RoastedGravy: Caught in a time loop.
MAPBoardgames: I've seen worse endings
HorusFive: 18 - I?
PadawanTK16: 181 I?
ContingentCat: just ctrl+f win
Lysander_Gustav: wow the dragons stabbed you
Styxseus: is it supposed to be L ?
Duetic: Try 92K
asthanius: @LoadingReadyRun 92K
RandomTrivia: That is a SUPER-anticlimactic death too
YeetTheRich_: welp
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tr3ewitch88: it's bad ... its all bad lol
Sarah_Serinde: That's a hell of a typo
TheInnsanity: FBtouchdown
Styxseus: The heck xD
DiscordianTokkan: That's one fuckin' typo
ContingentCat: not even close good job writer
AnderKryst: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: How in the ever-living FUCK does 118I become 92K?!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
AveryCorvus: You're the PCs and the DM didn't feel like killing you because they're a coward
NightValien28: that is a hell of a typo
strebenherz: @RandomTrivia Blatant lack of an editor is my guess
Lysander_Gustav: oh, this is a dragonlance setting?
Styxseus: Bozak..?
Diabore: "we" did it
Sarah_Serinde: Lysander_Gustav Yup
spethycakes: 1x1+8=9, there are 2 1s, that's a 92
ContingentCat: FB touhcdown
saucemaster5000: @Lysander_Gustav yup!
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
strebenherz: Punt a few gnomes as you leave for good luck
RomanGoro: It's not a typo, the I means "Imperial" and they converted it to "Kmetric"
YeetTheRich_: what
ContingentCat: * FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: Does anything actually send you here?
RandomTrivia: WAT
asthanius: WOW
tr3ewitch88: lrrDOTS
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
NightValien28: yup
MAPBoardgames: I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me along the way.
CaptainSpam: "My life sucks. THE END"
Styxseus: THE. END.
MadWolf1290: WOW
AveryCorvus: "You spend the rest of your life as a baker with PTSD"
YeetTheRich_: BETRAYING THE BAKING
GhostValv: tqsSmug
DiscordianTokkan: Fuck this book
RandomTrivia: However, MUCH less likely to die while baking
plummeting_sloth: congratulations, you won! You get to be a baker agai
Lord_ZYRK: watThend
Lysander_Gustav: A winner is you?
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
exactlythreedozenkittens: lmao this book fucking sucks
saucemaster5000: Four weeks
TheInnsanity: COOL GAME
oatway: you also spent three weeks of Beej's life!
62MGcobra: "3 weeks"
Tangsm: Congratulations! You win existential crisis.
MagicalAttackGecko: lrrDOTS
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Diabore: 4 weeks isnt it? because we had a previous session
HorusFive: Bring me the head of the editor of this abomination!
AnderKryst: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: Fuck Dragonlance Gnomes, srry Shivam
lochnessseammonster: jlrrDang
raulghoulia: "The Heroes Journey"
TheMerricat: You remembered the ending of the Fairy Mound book and are surprised? :D
electra310: The end, no moral!
Lysander_Gustav: the ending is "shrug emoji?"
Raincoast_Bear: And what did we learn? Reading is a waste of time.
AveryCorvus: Not as bad as the Faerie Mound ending
tr3ewitch88: benginTry benginRip
Eklinaar: Every day
SnackPak_: like being a baker lrrBEEJ
GhostValv: meta
lamina5432: one more you did a first playthrough
Pteraspidomorphi: Back to fighting fantasy?
Styxseus: I did it! *shrug*
Wrexadecimal: oof
spethycakes: lrrEFF
Mysticman89: hope you enjkoyed your road trip across the country to visit grandma
TemporallyAwry: I feel like that deserves to be a quote.
xantos69: cheer500 Thanks so very much for that exciting #content
damn_i_am_pretty: Xcom but with Gnomes, eh?
LaconicLad: every day
electra310: At least at the end of the fairy mound book we got to go home and save the day in our village
samwonk: Congratulations!
RoastedGravy: Ending with a mid-life crisis.
lochnessseammonster: well 99% was very fun :P
Mr_Dirty: The final bug book looks much better now
RoastedGravy: I don't know what I expected.
YeetTheRich_: what
lochnessseammonster: but man that's rough
zeathean: wait we never used the crack in the earth bonus, shouldn't the army fall into the crack and we win that way. Kinda like monty python?
obijam_: everyday
BrindleBoar: Sailor Moonlance
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: Chat can write a better ending, let me start: "The kidnapped princess greets you with an eastern European accent..."
BusTed: seabatClap
Styxseus: \o/
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
TheInnsanity: WE DID IT
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Sarah_Serinde: Technically correct, the best kind of correct
Wrexadecimal: lol, could've OHKO'd it
RandomTrivia: This book was published 4 years BEFORE Sailor Moon
PharaohBender27: uni300
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh FBtouchdown
blip2004: I'm pretty sure the gnomes actually win in the book
Mysticman89: turns out they were all undead
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
I_Am_Clockwork: and thats why you have to leave
I_Am_Clockwork: becasue the army comes back if you return
BrokenGolem: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
pipshardfour: was no Faerie Mound
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Oh, I missed it.
RoastedGravy: Well, this book certainly was... a thing.
YeetTheRich_: it's like the end of return of the king where the earth just opens up and swallows the entire mordor army
Lord_ZYRK: Book: "The ground cracks open and the opposing army falles to their death" PC: "Well THAT just fuckin happened" The End
AveryCorvus: You can tell they did proofreading at the same time as play testing, because the further into the adventure it got the worse the grammar got
tr3ewitch88: ok I have to ask why did that one chericter sound like indigo Montoya?
RoastedGravy: The book REALLY needed an editor.
saucemaster5000: This book was a drunkard trying to make an actual game while everyone was laughing at it
ContingentCat: he author sobered up over the book
epsilondelphine: I kind of want to math out one of these books some time and figure out your odds of winning if you just wander around at random.
Mr_Dirty: Can you beat this game using all the time rules? It seems like you are doomed to fail.
Sarah_Serinde: tr3ewitch88 Because it was fun
YeetTheRich_: that's a lot of credit you are willing to give this book LUL
Tiber727: There's also very little, "if you have X, go to page 35J."
TheMerricat: @Mr_Dirty Yes, the Order of the Stick forums did a 'forum' play though of the game and managed to win the fight but I think they had a lot of meta knowledge
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: It was a real confluence of lucky events that I had a copy of Faerie Mound I got from a used book store like 8 years ago.
koikingufm: Beej, this game has already been turned into Dark Souls.
strebenherz: munchkin rpg adaptation go
Styxseus: It needs a number of bugfixes :P
tr3ewitch88: @sarah_serinde that's fair
AveryCorvus: Wait yeah! If you used the timing rules you wouldn't even have gotten NEARLY as much tools!
TheMerricat: The way you win this book is to play it enough times to remember all of the goodies and all of the traps and beeline to the rewards.
Sarah_Serinde: We are here for fun
eric_christian_berg: Entertainment!
RandomTrivia: Tracking replacement effects over a book which surely takes HOURS even when you're not streaming it is a hideously terrible idea
Sarah_Serinde: If it's more fun to cheat/ignore rules, then that's the right choice
Diabore: lets have a fookin giggle
ContingentCat: It was fun
CaptainSpam: "Editing"
Styxseus: Oh no
BusTed: Seems reasonable.
Snowcookies: oh my
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun that was me. I can direct you to the podcast I heard it from it was a TSR "historian" documenting hte fall of the company. :)
AveryCorvus: I'd heard that about TSR
damn_i_am_pretty: that makes a lot of sense, TSR had that phase
Snowcookies: no QA testing either
Arclight_Dynamo: So... odd question... could streams like this work with text adventure games rather than books? Have Adam play Zork?
cabforpitt: tsr famously published a book where they replaced all instances of mage with wizard, which changed every mention of damage to dawizard
Mysticman89: Get the balance team on this one, polish it a bit, and make it a text adventure
MAPBoardgames: I know some of those old guys who wrote these things. Beej is correct, there is no editorial oversight.
RandomTrivia: @cabforpitt Pfffft LUL
NotCainNorAbel: @TheMerricat I'd take a link
RoastedGravy: Dawizard. LUL
TheInnsanity: this would be the hardest sierra game
Styxseus: WOW @cabforpitt
LaconicLad: was is Elmore or Parkinson? They were there at the time, I think.
PharaohBender27: @cabforpitt lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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LurkerSpine: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:32.
Kramburger: Just in time for the official Spiderman trailer to drop
TheMerricat: https://plotpoints.libsyn.com/why-did-tsr-fail-episode-112 is the podcast @NotCainNorAbel :)
Jobot180: thanks for the steam, guys! lrrSHINE
DiscordianTokkan: This was VERY fun
dragonwarrior000: there are video game adaptations of some of these adventure books
iris_of_ether: @cabforpitt I've heard that story!
plummeting_sloth: and an unfriendly reminder, go to Patreon ya dingdong
Sarah_Serinde: @cabforpitt NotLikeThis
tr3ewitch88: thanks guys! 😍
YeetTheRich_: I also thought that beej
SnackPak_: whoops
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
CranstonSnord: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Styxseus: Thank you for suffering through this :D <3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger It's a great trailer.
strebenherz: Blame the book
RandomTrivia: ADAM
Styxseus: HAH
YeetTheRich_: lmao
NightValien28: LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol
SnackPak_: Adam was too mean to chat lrrBEEJ
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think the number of patrions changed.
electra310: ooo nooo
tr3ewitch88: cursed book
HorusFive: BibleThump100 BibleThump100 BibleThump100 Look what these boys put up with!
strebenherz: Adam you're a joy to listen to, Blame the book
ContingentCat: Blame the pandemic
Perchipy: Please play more of these books
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Byeee
PharaohBender27: Feel like that's a billing cycle issue :p
CranstonSnord: !loveadam only works if the Patreon is over 20k!
Perchipy: have a good day!
KWardJenx: Thank you. This was great!
YeetTheRich_: bye youtube
Snowcookies: bye
NightValien28: this is the pandemic's fault
tr3ewitch88: subs?
frank_the_great: Bye!
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empyreon: riffHeyGuys
DiscordianTokkan: Later YouTube
Juliamon: It had its moments, but in general wasn't as fun
TheMerricat: the exchange rate for the Canadian dollar went the wrong direction :)
saucemaster5000: Y'all did a great job making it fun
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: I haven't gotten caught up on the VoDs, did you do the Top Secret one on PDF?
Mysticman89: You cast a spell of levitation. It doesn'tt work.
RealGamerCow: Just reemember the party with the fountain in Faerie Mound and how FUCKED UP that was
lirazel64: Thanks, guys.
MAPBoardgames: William Shakespeare is just chillin' at the party.
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE
ghyllnox: Right, this is a mountain, which is a lot different from a mound
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Oh, right, that's a possibility.
Sarah_Serinde: They're fun just by virtue of the folks streaming them here lrrHEART
Styxseus: This *seems* like it would be more organized, but.. Here we are :D
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Faerie Mound had a LOT of teleporting.
Kramburger: Get outta here with your "facts" PAUL
lochnessseammonster: but they're always a good time PrideUwu
SnackPak_: It was the fun kind of complaining
rasterscan: Thank you Paul xD
RealGamerCow: rose color3ed classes
Mysticman89: romanticize the faeire mound
fcloud: rose-colored faerie mound glasses
TheMerricat: @ExpeditionToGamesEnd that's the one where we made a lot of comments about our fat wallet :) yes we started it killed a bunch of coworkers but didn't finish
HorusFive: That book was ENTIRELY composed on BS
tr3ewitch88: these are not overly well known books for a reason lol
Sarah_Serinde: Absolutely
Styxseus: "I look at the fountain" "You die."
NotCainNorAbel: a blast
YeetTheRich_: ook ook
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah that was very fun
PharaohBender27: Yes!
BusTed: We had fun.
SnackPak_: these are always fun
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Arclight_Dynamo: This is always a great stream. :)
CaptainSpam: This was a blast.
cabforpitt: yes!
Juliamon: Every single room: "hint: the bag is a liar"
thraximore: yes
Perchipy: I had so much fun
rasterscan: Absolutely, these are my favorite streams
Sarah_Serinde: You make these a lot of fun
ContingentCat: yeah these are great
DiscordianTokkan: Hel yeah, I had fun
frank_the_great: Yeppers
lochnessseammonster: yes!
Nigouki: a LOT of fun
Jobot180: Good fun
strebenherz: It was entertaining to listen to you all stream, even if the book was butts
saucemaster5000: Genuinely, you are doing great
spethycakes: Always fun with the crew!
ElementalAlchemist: The stream was great
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TheDailyMapleSyrup: Thanks for the entertaining voice acting
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lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Perchipy: These are my favourite content to watch honestly
tr3ewitch88: yes thank you guys 😊! benginHeart
KWardJenx: Damn right we did. You buys are an absolute Hoot!
LurkerSpine: I always have fun with this crew and the books
RandomTrivia: Sometimes you even die if you stand still
NotCainNorAbel: We also proved that Ghosts were real!
RealGamerCow: "you die of nuclear radiation"
RoastedGravy: I had a good time.
ElementalAlchemist: Going through this is super cool even if I wouldn't want to go through the book myself
tr3ewitch88: lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrHEART lrrSHINE
Snowcookies: You Died
Mr_Horrible: "I look at the big robot" "You lose a day from your time limit and everyone laughs at you"
TheMerricat: Even though I only woke up today in time for the final battle I'm looking forward to this night's vod this book was fun, you added a lot of entertainment to the book Adam :)
RoastedGravy: I love these books.
niccus: i think as a kid you would just write on it and speedrun
pipshardfour: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ
jjcard: OK out of 10
DiscordianTokkan: This one had a few Ego Deaths also. Hell, the GOOD END was an ego-death!
BusTed: Haha.
Styxseus: XD
asthanius: we're number 69
RandomTrivia: Leif Erikkson too
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: I have the actual physical Top Secret book. There's a lot of extra accessories.
DiscordianTokkan: "We won, but being a baker sucks. Sigh"
Styxseus: Pfff
Mysticman89: Also theres a mouse in your pocket
Sarah_Serinde: Smooth, Adam
DarkMorford: Smooth, Adam
HorusFive: Smooth segue
BrindleBoar: segway!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: Because fuck gettingnn EVERY potion effect at once
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: because the have all effects at once one is dumb
Arclight_Dynamo: The stupid achievement is having ALL status effects at once.
Sarah_Serinde: Get every effect in the game on you at the same time
Styxseus: Oh wow
Mattmitchell45: All Conditions on your Body
Gadora: Get all status effects active at once.
Sarah_Serinde: Not just potion effects
Sarah_Serinde: Everything
Juliamon: Not just potions, EVERY status
RandomTrivia: All status effects
DiscordianTokkan: Having to fight all of the bosses one after anther on a minecart rail of doom
Gadora: Not just potions.
RandomTrivia: Including all the various mob-inflicted debuffs, some of which last SECONDS
RomanGoro: It's incredibly hard and it gets harder with every release
Mysticman89: I feel like they play enough of those games that they could eventually do the massive grind ones, but stuff like that just sounds painful
TemporallyAwry: It's a good game.
tr3ewitch88: ooh I should look at that
Lord_ZYRK: It's a "If you liked Antichamber. . ."
frank_the_great: Like Fez?
electra310: Well, I finally became a Patreon patron, either because of or in spite of Adam :D
YeetTheRich_: lrrSPOOPY
tr3ewitch88: LETS NOPE!
Styxseus: How do you even.. do you just load up A BUNCH of splash potions in dispensers near a wither skeleton and a lava pool? :P
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin
RandomTrivia: W+P HYPE
ContingentCat: I hope Cam is ok with it then
lirazel64: Thanks, I'll hate it.
DiscordianTokkan: W+P!
djalternative: Also, G's co-streaming the magic showcase tomorrow morning
Kramburger: GARBAGE DAY
RandomTrivia: @lirazel64 LUL
niccus: it's like inside out antichamber
YeetTheRich_: GARBAGE DAY
iris_of_ether: Garbage Day!! lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: benginHype
ContingentCat: lrrHORN W+P
MAPBoardgames: W+P! Hype!
Rhynerd: GARBAGE DAY!
RandomTrivia: Garbage day returns!
Juliamon: Styxseus There's a whole process to it
tr3ewitch88: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Dog_of_Myth: Sub Ocean returns
Fanklok: The W+P backlog must be massive
Sarah_Serinde: This is a one-off, we'll see about future ones later
tr3ewitch88: can't wait!
saucemaster5000: holy.. did not know that, glad to hear it, even if it's a special!
Kramburger: Get Your Wheelie Bins!
Styxseus: I'll have to watch the stream for sure! :D @Juliamon
RandomTrivia: Cool to see Root again
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Root again
ElementalAlchemist: There was a big backlog before the pandemic, as I recall
Styxseus: Im too curious now not to now :P
RomanGoro: Who's ROOTing?
ElementalAlchemist: and the pandemic certainly didn't help reduce it
ghyllnox: @styxseus don't forget the ocean guardian
ContingentCat: Ooo good bunch
tr3ewitch88: aww
Sarah_Serinde: Styxseus That's the one they're probably not going to do, though
Fanklok: Who thought it was a good diea to leave Adam unsupervised?
TheMerricat: @Styxseus Pretty much - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovre8_ewzqg
ContingentCat: you'll have chat you won't be all alone
Dog_of_Myth: New season of Destiny 2
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the start date got moved back
RandomTrivia: Another excellent looking PiF
DiscordianTokkan: SEkiro
PadawanTK16: COME
tr3ewitch88: lol
PadawanTK16: SEKIRO
ContingentCat: ooo
BusTed: 🦊
ContingentCat: pet things!!
Styxseus: Oh neato!
DeM0nFiRe: LIVE PogChamp
saucemaster5000: super excited for wheeler's sekiro -- really liked his first time dark souls play through
RandomTrivia: LRL HYPE
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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PharaohBender27: Something's going to happen!
ExpeditionToGamesEnd: I've been recently going back to it to try to finally beat Isshin...
Lysander_Gustav: Ghost of Tsuchima you can pet things
Styxseus: So many things!
lirazel64: Oh, wow! I love that game...
tr3ewitch88: <3 <3 <3
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
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DeM0nFiRe: Nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
62MGcobra: nice
PharaohBender27: Nicely done, @PiousHeathen !
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DiscordianTokkan: nice
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Paul and Beej! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Styxseus: \o/
tr3ewitch88: thank you all so much! 🥰
saucemaster5000: cheers, thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: OH THANK FUCK
HorusFive: Cast this book into the sea
BusTed: See you next time!
Styxseus: Thank you all so much for the stream! <3
Juliamon: Toss this book in the Desert Bus mystery box
KWardJenx: Please do another one! I LOVE this content.
saucemaster5000: I'll say, looking at both, final bug is funnier later
RandomTrivia: Knight of the Living Dead was a trip, and ended VERY abruptly
62MGcobra: This book can fall of a sea cliff
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
tr3ewitch88: ty ty
serramarkov: You should all make cute (or gross) little signs that read "my feet".
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: bbye lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee
lirazel64: Night, everyone!
Nigouki: byeee~
lochnessseammonster: thank you for the stream <3
strebenherz: lrrHEART
ContingentCat: thanks Adam, Beej and Paul lrrHEART
couldntpickausername: ugh, buffering. getting faster internet TOMORROW. Buffering I BANISH THEE
TheMerricat: Chat remember you all are awesome people. Never forget that. Be safe, be well, and be happy!
RandomTrivia: UM
Juliamon: No, not the imp again!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, the imp!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
fastlane250: lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: Night Paul
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
laikagoat: zoeyLewd
TheMerricat: LOL
BusTed: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
djalternative: I'm here for this
Sarah_Serinde: This is actual text from the book by the way, chat
DiscordianTokkan: ASMImp
Nigouki: lrrSPOOPY
PharaohBender27: katesLewd
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Fanklok: This is concerningly horny
RomanGoro: Vaguely Erotic
Mattmitchell45: Too sensual
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Yep, I remember this from the first stream LUL
laikagoat: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
electra310: Vaguely erotic!
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
electra310: Night Paul, night chat
saucemaster5000: incredible
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
KWardJenx: My, my, my...
DiscordianTokkan: (And goodnight chat!)
RandomTrivia: Where's the "vaguely erotic" gif when you need it :D
Sarah_Serinde: Nothing vague about it, I'd say :D
LoadingReadyRun: The very next entry is also pretty thirsty, it starts with "The Juices ooze around your tongue..."
DiscordianTokkan: Oh myyy
DiscordianTokkan: Speaking of, I should go and check that MY imp has enough night snack food that she doesn't wake me up at 4am again... Oh, cats.