gnome_friend: !saveallgnomes
SoldieroFortune: I would assume that all variants of Adam Savidan have had quite their fill of tricksy gnomeses for a good long time.
v_nome: When Dice friends returns he should play a gnome from Mount Nevermind.
gnome_friend: I'm a forest gnome rather than a rock gnome, and Shivam Bhatt apparently thinks we're boring!
SoldieroFortune: Huh, odd. I would have assumed that rock gnomes would have been the boring ones ...
v_nome: I'm a venomous nome. A close cousin but don't let us bite you... unless you're into that I guess.
gnome_friend: TEETH?
electra310: I just spent the past 45 minutes playing Keep Talking and Nobody Legos with my son. That game is mentally exhausting!
v_nome: Sounds fun though. Did you get anywhere?
electra310: We did, we completed about eight steps of a forty step process. :D I am simplifying it somewhat from the book, partially because he has to look through his whole box of Legos for the right pieces, which makes finding esoteric pieces much harder.
Zappeljakob: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Gladiator! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
v_nome: Ah yeah, doing it from not only the single kit's pieces would be rough
Zappeljakob: !Sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
electra310: The first few steps were the hardest, trying to work out the way I would describe pieces to him. Once we had a lingo it was easier.
gnome_friend: !findquotecircle
electra310: I tried to tell him that, but he is eleven and full of hubris. :D
gnome_friend: !findquote circle
LRRbot: Quote #2555: "This is a mild circle of video game Hell, where all the broken geometry goes to die." —Alex [2016-05-18]
gnome_friend: sergeHubris
v_nome: Yeah from watching Desert Bus that always seemed to be the biggest hurdle.
gnome_friend: It's plastic and has holes in it
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
gnome_friend: My speciality!
gnome_friend: Hello there badger, how are you doing today?
DarkMorford: Magic Magic Magic?
electra310: The hardest thing to describe is where on the base individual blocks should be placed. Like "start at the bottom left corner, and go four pips to the left and then three pips up, and that pip is where you will put the bottom left corner of the 2x4 that you are placing vertically."
v_nome: Is there an official animal companion option in 5e that would be large enough for a gnome to ride?
SoldieroFortune: Mastiff, perhaps?
electra310: Gnomes are pretty light, a big dog might work
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
electra310: Hello!
Porsgaard81: Hello.
IbunWest: lizstarHi
DarkMorford: Yo
RandomTrivia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Gladiator! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
RandomTrivia: Ah beans
electra310: Time for tea :D
ShaneLeeAtk: So close
DarkMorford: Oof
RandomTrivia: Little bit twitchy apparently
IbunWest: The ol off by 1
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
electra310: Twitch-y
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
jdogs124: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Gladiator! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (40s ago).
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
gnome_friend: lrrSIG
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrJUDGECALL lrrSIG
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
IbunWest: lrrSIG
Styxseus: lrrSIG \o/ lrrSIG
DarkMorford considers ordering pizza tonight
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
serramarkov: lrrSIG
SergeYager: hello there chat friends
gnome_friend: sergeHi
electra310: Thank you for the sirens, I needed to reboot before it would start up
Alex_Frostfire: Hi Serge! benginHi
electra310: Hi Serge!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
SergeYager: how y'all doing?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for on Friday Night Paper Fight! @UnarmedOracle @BWheelerMTG @sergeyager and @coachNellyMTG are having a Gladiator Fight! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E91gOOsVcAY8UXH.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1431406386764664834
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
ShaneLeeAtk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, hey! A button! I must press for guaranteed success!
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SergeYager: chillin? partying like rockstars?
albatros064: very glad it's the weekend
electra310: Tomorrow I have to send my computer away for repairs, so I am trying to jam all of Jumpstart before then
RandomTrivia: This is my literal favourite BGC track of all, this remix right here
Alex_Frostfire: I've had the day off! It's nice, I should do it more often.
albatros064: though it would be better if there wasn't an out-of-state vehicle parked in my spot
underhill33 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
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gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
electra310: It turns out there is SO MUCH Jumpstart :D
albatros064: hopefully the "please park elsewhere" note works and i don't have to call in backup
djalternative: hola chat
Sibwow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
Sibwow: oh no i jumpstarted my historic horizons
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RandomTrivia: sergeHi
neisan2112: Oh shit, I didn't even realize what was happening for tonight. Hell yeah more Gladiator ! benginChamp benginChamp
Alex_Frostfire: I won a game with a trigger from my Davriel, Rogue Shadowmage while my opponent's "win the game" trigger from Simic Ascendancy was on the stack. Jumpstart is weird.
Fluffy776: katesHype katesHype
Fluffy776: katesParty2
ThankYouUro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
ThankYouUro: 11 months!? that's almost more than a year!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ThankYouUro! (Today's storm count: 12)
greatwahooney: lrrSIG
mowdownjoe: Just got the lrrSIG
felrender: jumpstart payouts apparently think I should make a squirrel deck
IbunWest: lrrHORN cliffYell
Dmc3628: APNAP getchu like that
felrender: and also gave me Thran in my literal first prize
djalternative: @felrender it's not wrong
Dr_Shandor: Arena has been super buggy since the update. Any word on fixes?
laikagoat: squirrels are great
flatluigi: there was another patch today, probably more soon
Dr_Shandor: 👍
RandomTrivia becomes prepared
electra310: It's time now!
SergeYager: r u rdy?
Easilycrazyhat: Wait! I'm not prepared!!
greatwahooney: I M RDY
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
Kinglymanners: I'm so essited
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin
djalternative: no
SergeYager: let's do it do it dooo itttttt
greatwahooney: doo-doo it?
gnome_friend: @SergeYager why do you baby shark before every stream?
SageofShadowzF: MY BODY IS READY
Ranakel: Do the thing!
offbeatwitch: they don't seem to have published patch notes today 🤔
Ragnarakk: COME BACK MYSTERIOUS SCREEN TEXT.. im not ready yet D: D:
MegaDosX: Look at all these great people!
YeetTheRich_: no u
qegixar: yay Gladiator!
Papercurse: Everybody's lookin' great
IbunWest: lizstarLove
nifleon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, nifleon! (Today's storm count: 13)
DorkmasterFlek: Hello Mr. Wheeler! wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
RandomTrivia: lrrWHEELER lrrCAMERON lrrSERGE lrrNELSON
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
Elypants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Elypants: The three year!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Elypants! (Today's storm count: 14)
greatwahooney: oh no, I've already been really gassy today, I don't know if I can take this
RandomTrivia: LUL
elcid_campeador: Im so happy Nelson is here!
Easilycrazyhat: mawp
RandomTrivia: Amazing
MegaDosX: Outstanding
laikagoat: fionaClap fionaClap
electra310: So good!
neisan2112: Ngl didn't sound bad
circusofkirkus: leave it to the trombone major :P
YeetTheRich_: beautiful
lochnessseammonster: jlrrCooltunes
frogomb: lol!!
RandomTrivia: marked11Fire marked11Fire marked11Fire
ThankYouUro: does wheeler give segway lessons?
Nukified: perfect
Diabore: a boot-on
Dr_Shandor: lands in front party in the back
mowdownjoe: I thought it was "Lands in Front, Party in the Back" now.
ThankYouUro: It's Lands in front, party in the back now, yes?
Dmc3628: le grosoeuf
ThankYouUro: I'll take a mulletgan
alex666dancause: oeuf can be gros and grand ahahah
Landgraft: instructions unclear, have filled rubbish bin with butter
unarmedoracle: grande oeuf
Sibwow: and the love of the game
Ritaspirithntr: There’s still “Big Ouphes” getting handed out though.
greatwahooney: Nelson expresses my feelings about this button better than I ever could
elcid_campeador: I collect the pins and put them on my guitar strap!
Chicky49: !patreon
LRRbot: 2674 patrons for a total of $19,789.38 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Wonderdoc: Gladiator‘s back on the menu it seems
MegaDosX: There's some real spice in Historic Horizons
gnome_friend: COOL selection!
NonMint: Wheeler just trying to his job with Serge cracking up.
Fried_Twinkie: I'm here for the fighting
greatwahooney: if you take advantage of the new cards, then is that card advantage?
Dmc3628: good as a subjective
DarkMorford: Ooh, milkshake
Easilycrazyhat: Wait, there are milkshakes!
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
YeetTheRich_: how is milkshake a bad thing?
frogomb: my 0-2 brings all the boys to the yard
RandomTrivia: So much for a tournament that brings all the milkshake to the yard
espi: When your milkshakes bring none of the boys to the yard
NonMint: @yeettherich_ depends on how many boys you need
Papercurse: Now I want a milkshake...
RegulusPratus: "Sir, no outside food at the table."
RandomTrivia: LUL
elcid_campeador: Does it bring all the boyz to the yard?
trebuchetboy: Slivers? KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
RandomTrivia: Cameron doing Cameron things
Dr_Shandor: I could go for cake and ice cream
Sibwow: oh cam have you seen the vesperlark combo?
mowdownjoe: Cam on Aristocrats? How unexpected! Kappa
flatluigi: i hope cam's running vesperlark/withering
offbeatwitch: wow!
offbeatwitch: me and a friend were having trouble challenging each other to brawl last night
Plasterboard: Ill-regal!
djalternative: not historic brawl, regular brawl
lirazel64: Cameron is preparing for his milkshake by drinking beer...
RandomTrivia: Inside you there are 2 buttons
circusofkirkus: never change Arena
r10pez10: is arena still havin' issues
offbeatwitch: if you both use the direct challenge button and select the deck beforehand it seems to work
elcid_campeador: Arena! Please give us 4 player brawl!
gnome_friend: !findquote button
LRRbot: Quote #3502: "She doesn't strum if I don't push her buttons." —Ian [2016-10-10]
YeetTheRich_: lrrCAMERON lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS lrrSERGE
IbunWest: It not perfect system
Murf13 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Murf13! (Today's storm count: 15)
coachNelly: welcome to fnpf where we try as hard as we can to play arena
bullseye3265: Whoop whoop!
RandomTrivia: LUL
superdude097: Within each Gladiator player are 2 buttons, one says "Accept Challenge" the other says "Lands in front, party in the back"
offbeatwitch: arena's direct challenge functionality sucks
NonMint: Hey mods can I see Serge’s deck?
RandomTrivia: Arena pls
SeismicLawns: friend challenge is not great right now iirc
MegaDosX: Yeah direct challenge is almost always busto
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown lrrHORN
offbeatwitch: "fixed"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: first damage phase!
lirazel64: I just purely love technology.
RandomTrivia: DPS phase 1, pour it on!
NonMint: More dots!
NonMint: Watch detain.
offbeatwitch: go into the direct challenge screen using the top-right button and pre-select the parameters
offbeatwitch: including the deck
offbeatwitch: then it will default to the correct settings
elcid_campeador: When are we getting table top play over at LRR?
r10pez10: come for the hosts, stay for the audio IT support
RandomTrivia: ^^
ZackTheCatKing subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
ZackTheCatKing: Happy sweet sixteen, even if daddy doesn't give me a red mustang, I'll take gladiator with this crew ❤️❤️❤️
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Juliamon: elcid_campeador When they feel comfortable with it
hd_dabnado: arena is a wonderful system
greatwahooney: it not perfect system
electra310: @elcid_campeador There's no set timetable yet. Some people are streaming together again, but it's still only two people at a time so far.
RandomTrivia: Magic: the Gathering's premier digital client! benginFacepalm
NonMint: It’s barely a system.
elcid_campeador: @juliamon thanks!
offbeatwitch: this is simply a performance
Sibwow: theyre manipulating RNG
ZackTheCatKing: This is all a bit
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
r10pez10: it was a good bit
lirazel64: @hd_dabnado Smooth as buttah.
NonMint: @sibwow is this a TAS run?
MegaDosX: Only took ten tries
electra310: We got there!
ZackTheCatKing: As a way to say, if you get frustrated with Arena, there's always Card Kingdom
Fried_Twinkie: You're welcome
Nukified: good job team
gnome_friend: Ah yes, slivers
Plasterboard: Thank you amorphous person
Nyxjbm: This is *drama*, this is for your entertainment
qegixar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
qegixar: Nothing better at the end of a hard week than sitting down to dinner while watching some gladiator.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, qegixar! (Today's storm count: 17)
DorkmasterFlek: Small indie company. wheelerKappa
elcid_campeador: @electra310 thanks!
gnome_friend: sergeHubris
RandomTrivia: Geeze Serge that is certainly a hand
r10pez10: oh geez serge
qegixar: Banned count: 1
Dmc3628: adam: welcome to god's perfect mana
RandomTrivia: Once upon an upkeep dreary
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
electra310: The natural enemy of the sliver!
r10pez10: wow
ZackTheCatKing: cats v sliver, I vote for cats
RandomTrivia: Good joek Ben
r10pez10: that's a cubic number!
RaklarLS: There's more Slivers than Bears :(
Easilycrazyhat: What about changelings?
elcid_campeador: You were my brother!
Earthenone: does anyone have any sliver bullets in mind for this format?
electra310: Hey, it worked for bears
MegaDosX: Yeah the only way you can really do Slivers is load your deck up with changelings
Nukified: does that include changeling?
elah806: Even the Jumpstart pack needs shapeshifters to juice it
NonMint: @loadingreadyrun Wheeler, you are the wind beneath my wings with that pun.
IbunWest: How many actual slivers are on arena
offbeatwitch: seems like since the update the "challenge a friend" button always defaults to standard for some reason
espi: reading the card explains the card
Dmc3628: that's a very vascular sliver
RandomTrivia: !quote 6517
LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
frozenphoenix7: Yes Serge, Dryad is very good. -Signed, someone who plays Amulet Titan in Modern
MegaDosX: @IbunWest Serge just said there's 27, which sounds about right. They vary in quality rather wildly.
Plasterboard: reading the card explains the card :P
BrowneePoints: Gator Ladyyyyy
r10pez10: my god that's bontu's theme music
qegixar: Cam is nothing is not consistent with his deck choices.
Dmc3628: Mah Sobek lady
RandomTrivia: She cannot simply be killed
Easilycrazyhat: @IbunWest Scryfall says 23, not including changelings.
Dr_Shandor: She is God of Menace
IbunWest: More than I would’ve thought
BrowneePoints: If you beseech Bontu for help, is that Gatorade? @LoadingReadyRun
eye_h_bar: shady
offbeatwitch: the shapeshifters deck was super fun
offbeatwitch: tis what i built out of my sealed pool
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints sergePun sergeJustRight
r10pez10: nice basics, cam
Dmc3628: get Attenborough to commentate on Magic in its perfect nature
r10pez10: they're the same picture
Dmc3628: ho lordy
Fistacles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Fistacles: lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrSHINE
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Dmc3628: and the demon kitty cam gonna pop off next turn
MegaDosX: You win by reducing your opponent's life total to 0, most commonly
Ragnarakk: Welcome to the next segment we've lovingly titled "How Cursed am I?
Plasterboard: now that we know WH40K is coming to MTG, I don't care about anything else
elah806: "How do I win" seems like a question you should have asked in deckbuilding Serge
RandomTrivia: Well Serge, there are several lines of text within rule 104 that explain how to win a game of Magic
Dr_Shandor: @LoadingReadyRun you are defaulted to best of one
espi: @RandomTrivia LUL
electra310: If you're asking questions in Deckbuilding, that might keep you from playing slivers
Dmc3628: i honestly thought demon kitty was coming out to start looping the other kitty
DoctorHoneyDew: double the belly
NonMint: Halved the clock?
r10pez10: sopranos wasn't pg13?
chaostreader: I think Serge means halved the clock.
RandomTrivia: Honestly Nelly, you're making such a racket lrrBEEJ
bullseye3265: insurance salesman in an office, i can see it
superdude097: I mean, what is insurance if NOT protection money?
coachNelly: drums and cymbal
philippekav: no pants gang
MegaDosX: I see a fun combo here
Dmc3628: oh lawd War Bontu gonna pop
circusofkirkus: Krenko insurance fraud is where I thought that was going
nymistrya: does krenko do P&C because he would probably be a better employer than the insurance carrier I work for now
electra310: I suppose the important question in understanding that insurance is how many rounds are in a month
coachNelly: nice we got there chat. my joke was secretly ok
Dmc3628: yes why does it say any player
r10pez10: eggs and eggs, we crack
Earthenone: in 15 minutes krenko can save you 15% or more on gob insurance
electra310: Like Yawgmoth before him, this Kranko must die
Ammondale: heck YES wheeler I love that show
qegixar: JCSS references
Ammondale: no it's from JCS
TheWarbo: i'm glad i wasn't the only one whose brain went to JCS
greatwahooney: Egg counters? We Darigaazing?
dpj2009: super people Kappa
dpj2009: I feel like superman after every haircut
lirazel64: Oof
RaklarLS: chimney sweeps, but they're camel traders. Cam-camel-y cam-camel-y...
dpj2009: if I eat lava does that make me a lavabelly?
greatwahooney: Yager than ever
gnome_friend: !findquote lava
LRRbot: Quote #1404: "Wait, is that lava? It looks like Alphagetti. I don't want to fall in the Alphagetti." —Alex [2014-01-17]
DeM0nFiRe: "I lost my foot, but my plantar fasciitis is totally cured!"
PixelArtDragon: Wait, since when are SLIVERs on Arena?
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
matthaus_c: like yesterday
electra310: Jumpstart!
Nukified: since jumpstart historic horizons
RandomTrivia: It has "Add 1 of any colour" then it has "Add W", "Add U" etc
Easilycrazyhat: Welp, matches just went down for me on Arena. Hopefully direct challenge still work for y'all.
Ranakel: @PixelArtDragon About two/three days
gnome_friend: But is it cool AND good?
offbeatwitch: uh oh
bremz: I want a secret lair that reimagines all the classic slivers in the humanoid style
flatluigi: serge no
frozenphoenix7: Was Bonescythe put on Arena?
futtbuckle: buh?
Earthenone: ohh, diagonaly. pretty sneaky Death
flatluigi: it only does the buff if it's over 10
Dmc3628: bonescythe i guess?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
MegaDosX: lmao what
Khasi1596: the card "Harmonize" is a callback
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
raisins4life: ???
Easilycrazyhat: Hah, I just got that too XD
YeetTheRich_: lmao
ZackTheCatKing: Hahahhahahaha
vrecken: ha
YeetTheRich_: thanks arena
ZackTheCatKing: I just shit myself
offbeatwitch: panic!
DeM0nFiRe: panicBasket
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
korvys: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
kakmize: AHHHH!
Fried_Twinkie: AAAHHHH!!!!
A_Dub888: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
matthaus_c: panicBasket
electra310: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lirazel64: aeeeeeeeep
RandomTrivia: Arena is doing its best to ruin this FNPF
bullseye3265: AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG benginChamp lrrSIG benginChamp lrrSIG
MegaDosX: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
MajorFrostbyte: PANIC IN THE HOUSE!!
darkflame0994: Panic!!!!!
scythecotic: PANIC!!!
flatluigi: ah, bonescythe
Dog_of_Myth: Panic? In this economy?
IbunWest: pkroseFine
lirazel64: Yes
qegixar: Bonescythe is ready!
korvys: !decks
Catastrophil: kinda
MegaDosX: What a sentence :p
Fried_Twinkie: Is this why we don't see Kathleen on FNPF any more?
Diabore: thats just super lethal isnt it?
lirazel64: sergeOffByOne
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
gnome_friend: sergeOffByOne
Easilycrazyhat: Gah, my client is stuck "waiting for opponent" :\
Diabore: ah, misty is 2 mana pumm
PixelArtDragon: sergeOffByOne
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
A_Dub888: Yup, definitely don't have an emote about it
NonMint: !quote off by
bullseye3265: but in a turn...
RandomTrivia: Often you'll find that multiple OffByOne errors will cancel each other out
RandomTrivia: But not here
A_Dub888: !findquote off by one
LRRbot: Quote #6034: "I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest." —Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
lirazel64: sergeJustRight
PIayswithFlRE: only if we limit it to one dimension. you could be off by one along each axis
djalternative: you can be off by one in 3 dimensions at least
MegaDosX: I think Serge might still have lethal here
RandomTrivia: Bontu isn't lord of the dead
Fried_Twinkie: He's a go-getter
MolaMolaphant: naaah, just some impressive vertical integration
electra310: He's just, ah, headhunting for his team
Dmc3628: it's in her clause
RaklarLS: Bontu is farming for compost. It's fine.
RandomTrivia: She is god of ambition and outachieving everyone else
SeismicLawns: be the change you want to see in the world
A_Dub888: Just work harder 4head
Dog_of_Myth: You reap what you sow Paul.
Dmc3628: Serge might try to go for it only to run into Bontu's life gain
greatwahooney: If you work harder, really apply yourself, you too will be dead soon
BrowneePoints: None of the gods have reach, and they are ALL lorge
RaklarLS: Ambition doesn't give physical reach.
Fried_Twinkie: For the god of ambition, she isn't ... reaching for much
darkflame0994: Oketra is big AND has a bow and she doesnt have reach @LoadingReadyRun
adambomb625: Reach is Arbor-trairy
YeetTheRich_: boooo
qegixar: did Serge just decide not to kill?
RandomTrivia: Apparently
thmanwithnoname: godDAMN wheeler
lochnessseammonster: thank you wheeler PrideLaugh seabatClap
coachNelly: thats hat i thought i saw
Wonderdoc: I think Serge missed it
Alex_Frostfire: Wow, no (non-changeling) gods have reach.
novrdd: zombie bontu lethal rite?
RandomTrivia: It's easy to forget the "all land types" line of text
Fruan: Bontu deserves sausages.
thmanwithnoname: PAUL!!
espi: Bontu is just cooler Erebos
PIayswithFlRE: 4 mana open could have been 2 more damage. right?
HadesLeprechaun: pulling their weight, for ONCE
BjjBrain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
BjjBrain: 10 months!! I'm here!
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MegaDosX: Would God-Eternal Bontu also have won if Cam just sacrificed everything except for Mayhem Devil?
offbeatwitch: isn't it just lethal on board
RandomTrivia: Cameron's brain is just SO BIG
PixelArtDragon: Perfectly orchestrated
qegixar: Cam next-leveling everybody
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Easilycrazyhat: benginRip benginRip benginRip
gnome_friend: !findquote read
LRRbot: Quote #2321: "I get scared, so I start reading the screen." —Liz [2016-04-15]
espi: pain
espi: itmejpSUFFER
MegaDosX: Tithe Taker is a surprisingly painful 2-drop
novrdd: @MegaDosX yep me think the same
Dmc3628: there's that GALAXY brain
AttackCowboy: wheelerHub
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:47.
lirazel64: Lovely game.
greatwahooney: Actively gaming
MillerDark: Always give your opponent opportunities to make mistakes. But you do have to take advantage of those mistakes. -Sun Tzu, probably
ZackTheCatKing: WP Cam!
Ranakel: It's also good that we know at last that all of Cam's cards officially "go in aristocrats"
darkflame0994: Cam playing 4D chess around Serge lrrCAMERON
bullseye3265: we've all been there
savorycookie: I think arena direct matches are bugged rn and it drops after 1 game
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KingfisherGames: Does Arena support EDH?
flatluigi: not yet
PIayswithFlRE: bo3 challenges were not working well on wednesday. may have been patched
NrgSpoon: do a best of 3 and have whoever forfeit the first round?
Revelia: bo3, serge concedes first game
Dr_Shandor: It's defaulting to bo1
offbeatwitch: great!
TheWarbo: bo3 then concede is the tpical solution
matthaus_c: Arena please get your shit together
MegaDosX: Arena pls
RandomTrivia: Arena pls
gnome_friend: Gambling? I'm in!
circusofkirkus: didn't it say to update Arena?
Dr_Shandor: I had that problem last night
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: !card skeleton eyes
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: Chat, Nelson is not making that up
darkflame0994: lrrFINE
offbeatwitch: stage 1
BogglesUrMind: Skeleton Eyes?
RandomTrivia: That was one of Magic Online's greatest and most devastating bugs
BogglesUrMind: Skeletonize
gnome_friend: !findquote skeleton
LRRbot: Quote #6362: "Where's my skeleton?" —Alex [2019-08-23]
matthaus_c: !card skeletonize
LRRbot: Skeletonize [4R] | Instant | Skeletonize deals 3 damage to target creature. When a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "{B}: Regenerate this creature."
greatwahooney: What an unassertive hacker
SquareDotCube: !findquote illegal
LRRbot: Quote #7663: "It's not illegal to draw horses." —Cori [2021-06-28]
PIayswithFlRE: @gnome_friend the wench thinks you should stop playing with the drinks
PlzBeNiceToYaz: Brainstooooooorm
RayFK: I just wish my friends would stop talking about how much they're in
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MegaDosX: My favourite is when my opponent T1 Thoughtseizes me, and concedes while the spell is resolving
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rasterscan: !card bontu the glorified
LRRbot: Bontu the Glorified [2B] | Legendary Creature — God [4/6] | Menace, indestructible / Bontu the Glorified can't attack or block unless a creature died under your control this turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Ranakel: Wait a minute interface! THAT DECK IS NOT RAKDOS!
matthaus_c: Thoughtcede is a time-honoured tradition
Dmc3628: and it started with one thing
Fried_Twinkie: I wouldn't get worried unless Cameron starts making modem sounds or somethig
lirazel64: Don't it always seem to.go, you don't know what you've got till its gone
Ranakel: Solved!
Easilycrazyhat: "Are ya thoughtseizing correctly, son?"
Khasi1596: Slipher
espi: no brainstorm before shuffle
espi: 🤦
RayFK: Well Serge, you should've played correctly
RandomTrivia: That is impressive
RayFK: Simple as that
offbeatwitch: "you're brainstorming wrong"
Dmc3628: we loling wrong
BrowneePoints: Slithver
RandomTrivia: Wait, Cam is right
PlzBeNiceToYaz: discovering new ways to Brainstorm wrong
cabforpitt: you can brainstorm wrong?
lithopseffect: serge has to quit magic forever now, right?
RandomTrivia: If you can only brainstorm wrong, the only way to cast brainstorm is to NOT cast brainstorm
superdude097: But Brainstorm is the besty Sorcery in Legacy
Fried_Twinkie: I'm sure Wheeler could take Marshall
ZealousCrow: Who told you that and what's their address
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote brainstrom
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RayFK: You know who brainstorm at sorcery speed? Geniuses like Post Malone
gnome_friend: !findquote sorcery
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
niccus: thank you for braining the storm
DarkMorford: What about second Brainstorm? Kappa
adamaiur: !findquote brainstorm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
qegixar: nope, no idea what he has. No way of knowing
qegixar: It's impossible
CastleOtranto: @RayFK I only cast my sorceries Pre Malone.
RandomTrivia: Part of that is also knowing what's good in the matchup, and knowing what your opponent thinks is good in the matchup
RandomTrivia: WOAH
RayFK: Serge choosing to not gain the life
RayFK: as a power move
Ranakel: Heinous
Dmc3628: GOT EM
qegixar: @RayFK He knew Cam wasn't a coward
PlzBeNiceToYaz: gotteeeem
Dmc3628: you dare approach me
offbeatwitch: serge's face lmfao
lithopseffect: Cam does not fear death
Dmc3628: but in the end
RayFK: HE PUSHED AS FAR AS HE COULD GOOOOOO
RayFK: BUT FOR ALLLLL THIIIIISSS
darkflame0994: you dont serge.
darkflame0994: welcome to the underworld
ryanthelion42: flying haste sliver
Fruan: It feels so good to see Cam putting other people in the dumpster for a change lrrHEART
qzzyozzy: this is the part where he kills you
Revelia: just like Kaiba against ishizu, sacrificing god
DeM0nFiRe: lol
ZackTheCatKing: Sliv-mizzet!
BogglesUrMind: Finally the Cleveland Browns proves why it's called the winningest deck in the format!
Punching_Bag: we need the vindicate sliver in Arena
thepirateofthesea: Questing sliver
Loonatic93: Immortal (Sun) Slilver
cuttlefishman: Hi chat
Mr_Bitterness: Farming Sliver
cuttlefishman: how is the game
RandomTrivia: SilverMagus of the ___
cuttlefishman: I
lithopseffect: thought sleeze
Dog_of_Myth: Siege Sliver
voodooray: sliverdrazi in black border
darkflame0994: what about De-Sliver
Dmc3628: oh man this gonna be nuts
RandomTrivia: Sliver of the Disk :D
Alex_Frostfire: Sliv-Mizzet is so busted.
cuttlefishman: I'mm thinking about capybara
NrgSpoon: Approach of the Second Sliver
Dog_of_Myth: Sliver Markov
Loonatic93: Trosliver Discordant
darkflame0994: The Immortal Sliver?
DarkMorford: Sliver-Tricks McEdgelord?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
BogglesUrMind: Braids, Sliver Minion
Pharmacistjudge: nah, Draw 1` discard 2
RaklarLS: Sliver, Silver Golem
neisan2112: An ETB>????
matthaus_c: @BogglesUrMind YES
RandomTrivia: Scion of the Ur-Sliver
betazed15: Serge is in the tank
Alex_Frostfire: Spicy.
AveryLychee: The Silver-Gold Sliver
qegixar: Balance Sliver
SeismicLawns: slivers to plowshares
gnome_friend: Paradox Engine sliver
BogglesUrMind: Yawgmoth's Sliver
Alex_Frostfire: Fastbond Sliver
cuttlefishman: which sliver is most lickable
cabforpitt: slivmizzet when
RandomTrivia: Oh Serge, precious muffin
RaklarLS: Path to Slivers
gnome_friend: HOVERSLIVER
Loonatic93: Banding Sliver
RandomTrivia: Precious optimistic muffin
darkflame0994: maybe go for a Karn, the Great Sliver lock to slow Cam down?
Dog_of_Myth: @gnome_friend Too strong
RandomTrivia: Wait, wait, wait
Loonatic93: Lotus Sliver
cuttlefishman: sliverclamp
mitomanox: oh look its that person from the creative team of MTG! lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: Slivery Bears
v_nome: Karn, Sliver Golem?
darkflame0994: @gnome_friend eww ban it!
RaklarLS: Horseshoe Sliver
voodooray: banding is fun
RandomTrivia: There it is!
NighSeptem: Umezawa's Sliver
YeetTheRich_: goozled
offbeatwitch: hell yes
Fried_Twinkie: oof
offbeatwitch: cam is popping
RandomTrivia: He gets to bait the Settle AND draw a million!
lightfut: got got!
Dmc3628: HELL YEAH
Easilycrazyhat: You get NOTHING
lithopseffect: this is the dream
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PlzBeNiceToYaz: jesus
Nukified: lol
mulligan2six: There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom...
voodooray: sliver sliver
TheWarbo: Zenith Sliver
Fried_Twinkie: I think Cam just sucker-punched Serge straight in the breadbasket
greatwahooney: Copyright strike in 3... 2...
darkflame0994: Sliver Christ Cam that was brutal!
Loonatic93: Lawnmower Sliver
Easilycrazyhat: "Yes, no thank you"
bullseye3265: wrath sliver
mitomanox: just a matter of opinion
A_Dub888: !card zuroth
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
mulligan2six: Deluge Sliver
Loonatic93: Paradise Sliver
Dmc3628: Zurzoth if you want the name
YeetTheRich_: hidetsugus second sliver
A_Dub888: !card zurzoth
LRRbot: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider [2R] | Legendary Creature — Devil [2/3] | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.
Ranakel: Platinum Sliver
RayFK: You don't
niccus: you want the hornet queen sliver
RayFK: Sogchamp my dude
RaklarLS: Squee, Sliver Nabob
darkflame0994: unearth sliver maybe?
PlzBeNiceToYaz: all slivers are for war
TotallyNotaBeholder: Crackle with Sliver?
ArgentumFlare: Man O'Sliver, Top o the mornin to ya
cabforpitt: sliver with a gun
ya_boi_choco: Massacre girl Sliver
Alex_Frostfire: I was going to name them in response to Paradise Sliver up there but the Unstumpable Wheeler named both.
superdude097: Sliver-O'-War
raisins4life: your fat butt slivers are all in Time Spiral
RandomTrivia: Need some Slivering Suns here
mulligan2six: Hedron crab sliver would be so gross!
TheWarbo: Colossal Dreadsliver
PlzBeNiceToYaz: why must you challenge him
mulligan2six: Yargle sliver. All slivers have base power and toughness 9/3
ArgentumFlare: K.O.
offbeatwitch: woo!
ZackTheCatKing: GGWP Serge and Cam!
electra310: Milkshake time!
BogglesUrMind: Sounds like my first time
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW Cam
RayFK: CAMERON
greatwahooney: Good night and see you on the VOD!
Loonatic93: Rakdos the Sliver Stopper.
ReddHaring: phrasing ..
darkflame0994: @TheWarbo what about Illusory DreadSliver for illusion tribal decks?
Dmc3628: what Phrasing is needed
bwk789: Phrasing Sliver
Loonatic93: By-the-by, I am so happy that Serra, the Benevolent is now in Arena!
unarmedoracle: target permanent phrases out
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler you dropped your friends!
darkflame0994: oh, you mean SLiver, the Benevolent?
gnome_friend: All slivers have phrasing
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Easilycrazyhat: You're not my supervisor!
bwk789: Gunk slug sliver?
cabforpitt: we need sliver shield of emeria
DarkMorford: Jund'Em Sliver
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darkflame0994: What about Kozilek, the Great Sliverstortion: Discard a sliver to counter a spell with the same converted mana value
electra310: I was able to play Bear Cub and Mother Bear turn 2 and 3, flavor win!
gnome_friend: Bear Cub is a very large cub
gnome_friend: Although MTG power and toughness makes no sense anyway
DarkMorford: It's bearly a cub
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darkflame0994: @gnome_friend what do you mean they make perfect sense. If this is about that whole "how can a 1/1 block a 1/1 human", my answer is: Ever see any of the Earth Defense Force games?
Dog_of_Myth: @unarmedoracle You're quite welcome.
darkflame0994: 1/1 insect*
gnome_friend: @darkflame0994 more that 1/1 is set at too large to make small creatures in general exist effectively
Genderi: Hey all, hey chat!
gnome_friend: sergeHi
korvys: Do we have decklists for today?
thraximore: I always assume something like a 1/1 insect is representative of a group of them, not just a single bug
gnome_friend: Like, is a 2/3 gnome larger or smaller than a 2/2 bear or a 1/1 soldier?
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darkflame0994: @gnome_friend simple solution there are no small creatures. The squirrels are horse sized obviously LUL
Genderi: Each Insect has the strength of 2 Little Girls
DarkMorford: !card Little Girl
LRRbot: Little Girl [{HW}] | Creature — Human Child [½/½]
darkflame0994: @Genderi and are the size of a station wagon. Battle Bugs go!!!
RandomTrivia: Holy Moly Wheeler theis hand is everything I want in Magic
PlzBeNiceToYaz: Wizmans
djalternative: oh no. wheeler's running shamans? run
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh, we playing with Harmonic Prodigy?
RandomTrivia: I bet we are
djalternative: shamans is a bit gross
darkflame0994: Wizmans? Shazards? Zardmans?
Inkompetence: A tribal combo skeleton deck would be a trombone deck.
Sibwow: smh no citadel
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Shaharazads. the portmanteau of Wizard Shamans is Shaharazad.
electra310: What is the idea of a soul sisters deck?
RandomTrivia: Gain life, have payoffs for gaining life
Seagulyus: generate advantage from gaining life
electra310: Thanks!
superdude097: Wily Goblin is basically red Rampant Growth, don't @ me
darkflame0994: soul sisters? The goal is to figure out if the opponent is Mr. Mr. obviously... wait...
tinaun: how were the games so far
Seagulyus: cards that trigger when you gain life to summon tokens, or give +1/+1 counters, or give keywords to your monsters
electra310: Very interesting games between Cam and Serge, but slivers could not win the day for Serge
mitomanox: wheeler is my spirit animal
qegixar: what the heck is this menu?
RandomTrivia: What the heck is this UI
RandomTrivia: That is garbage
darkflame0994: ewww
qegixar: I think this is related to Phyrexian mana they added for Vault Skirge.
djalternative: Oh. I've seen that before with Tez Gambit
RandomTrivia: Ouch
KeytarCat: @qegixar Oh, because you can't pretap life points
djalternative: If you all think that's weird, wait until you see what it looks like when you tap Selvala, Heart of the Wilds for 12+ mana on arena
gnome_friend: !findquote deep
LRRbot: Quote #3418: "A deep knobbing." —Cameron [2016-09-14]
RandomTrivia: It isn't infinite Dualcaster unless you have a deck full of clones
cabforpitt: im not sure how well that works in singleton since you only have one dualcaster
djalternative: The Zendikar mat is Charix
Khalahd: It's on the back of Charix
laikagoat: you're on the back of Charix, the 0/17 crab
FullOfLiesAndBees: Yup, on big crab
darkflame0994: We're standing on Ashaya's head
gnome_friend: Crabs all the way down?
korvys: !card Charix
LRRbot: Charix, the Raging Isle [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Crab [0/17] | Spells your opponents cast that target Charix, the Raging Isle cost {2} more to cast. / {3}: Charix gets +X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.
Landgraft: 0/17 crab
RandomTrivia: It's crabs all the way down
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We all tend to crab
Cavemanhar: are we on charix
PIayswithFlRE: big crab, yep, the 0/17
cabforpitt: crab battle
PlzBeNiceToYaz: The world is a crab pile.
superdude097: Either that or it's just the land being alive
chaostreader: World Crab!
voodooray: well everything does evolve into crabs
darkflame0994: Ashaya, Soul of the Crab?
Gaz_L: oh god
Gaz_L: the flashbacks
MegaDosX: Yeah, Neostorm
MegaDosX: Haven't seen that in months
Earthenone: is neo pets the name of the deck? it should be
MegaDosX: @Earthenone It's called Neostorm
cabforpitt: usually combat celebrant and tuktuk rebelfort
TheWarbo: (Glasspool Mimic being the clone)
Dmc3628: Chesty Peezy
Gaz_L: there's one that gives extra combat steps too
lamina5432: tuktuk and celebrant
cabforpitt: seezy peezy
TheMerricat: You dare attack me with my own spell Potter! - Wheeler to Nelson. :P
Gaz_L: wait, doesn't Nelly have it?
Loonatic93: Might Die? Might Guy's father?
lamina5432: nelly had the ability for 30 life
RandomTrivia: And THERE it is!
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
PlzBeNiceToYaz: lorg
RandomTrivia: BIGGER THAN BEFORE
offbeatwitch: i looked away for 5 seconds
offbeatwitch: and now nelson's on 37 life
Gaz_L: stronger than before
Gaz_L: powered up for more
Fried_Twinkie: New cards, new decks, new punts
LopsidedMirage42: NELSON OP
EquisC: what did I miss?
RandomTrivia: Nelson's life total went from [some] to [MANY]
EquisC: thanks nelly
circusofkirkus: never apologize to chat
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Dmc3628: we are but OOKs OOkS
darkflame0994: Nelson went from last to UNLIMITED POOOWER!!!!!
offbeatwitch: hahahaha
offbeatwitch: this is some Powerful Magic
NUTSOFODEN: its almost unFinite damage
RaklarLS: Nelson is pretty much playing my Linden EDH deck atm. All it's missing is archangel of thune
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Gaz_L: oh no it's all going wrong
Gaz_L: he can't keep getting away with it!
PlzBeNiceToYaz: "just one more thing"
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RandomTrivia: Good emote usage there Nelly
offbeatwitch: loving this
vrecken: welp, I have a new deck to build
Dog_of_Myth: There is a legit shaman deck in historic now just fyi
Gaz_L: ohhhh
Gaz_L: yeah
LopsidedMirage42: this is so amazing to watch
huffboi1: Where can we find deck lists?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
BogglesUrMind: Is that enough damage off the giant wizard?
Juliamon: !decks
TheMerricat: Chat is the a limit to how many monsters you can have on deck in arena?
Gaz_L: can't he just hard cast it with the treasures?
RandomTrivia: That was PERFECT timing
Earthenone: 6 treasures
BogglesUrMind: He still has 6 mana
RandomTrivia: But yeah, he can just cast it
Dmc3628: we can Baral's to cast Ravager
BogglesUrMind: That's like... 20 damage?
NUTSOFODEN: sorin, notably not a shaman
Dmc3628: what does this tentacled mn do
RandomTrivia: Copy stuff when you poke it
PIayswithFlRE: I was gonna say, Batali expertise seems better here
PlzBeNiceToYaz: lotta clicking
Fried_Twinkie: Pretty sure there's a Kiki-Jiki in there somewhere
Dmc3628: sweet bus
DeM0nFiRe: Nani?!?
sporkraptor: you just don't know it yet
Dmc3628: Omae wa Mo
electra310: My new deck is "Goblin Fodder Goblins." :D
lithopseffect: we're all dead, this is what hell is
RegulusPratus: Wheeler is accumulating value and triggers
bullseye3265: Good think there is no rope in gladiator! LUL
Izandai: "I swear, this doesn't normally happen."
BogglesUrMind: I made an EDH a lot like this. My friends made me stp playing it after like.. two games?
Izandai: It's tracked on the storm card.
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chaostreader: Wheelers hand is huge.
Sibwow: put a storm card in your sideboard?
neylok7575: Someone let me off Mr Wheeler's wild ride
PlzBeNiceToYaz: card purgatory
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Gaz_L: twist, Wheeler decks himself
Earthenone: would this deck funtion with a rope?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
drcthulu: double illegal makes it legal right?
NUTSOFODEN: got him to 35
Pharmacistjudge: Commentator's curse is real Serge
Gaz_L: good god, Wheelers only on 5 mana?
NUTSOFODEN: dont need reach if you have flying
Gaz_L: i feel like Sagas should be legendary
gnome_friend: You can here the same story from two people at the same time
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler: The Gathering
gnome_friend: They'll talk over each other, but you can
Easilycrazyhat: That was some Big Magic(tm)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That was masterful Wheeler. wow.
Serpens77: GAS stands for Gladiator Arena Solitaire, right? Kappa
Earthenone: best of one is combo for best of 3 right?
PIayswithFlRE: It's not toy, i think best of 3 is still buggy since the update
PlzBeNiceToYaz: snow is basically legendary
LopsidedMirage42: whats the treasure chest in the top right of nelsons home screen on arena
PIayswithFlRE: *not you
Serpens77: @LopsidedMirage42 Vault
Alex_Frostfire: The Disappointment Box.
sporkraptor: mono-skellion = one skeleton?
Sombres9: the vault icon
PIayswithFlRE: @lopsidedmirage42 vault; it turns 5th commons and uncommons into vault progress, which is eventually, wild cards
circusofkirkus: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Sombres9: when you get too many cards you have 4 of, you get some free wild cards
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Izandai: hm
NUTSOFODEN: "i can"
Fugi: <3 cameron
Izandai: Looks like Nelson's the combo deck now.
Dmc3628: who's the COMBO now
RandomTrivia: WELP
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
Izandai: PrideLaugh God I hate how that card is templated.
samsoni1: hahahahahahahaha
samsoni1 Points and laughs
Alex_Frostfire: I wish it was hand, exile, graveyard, too.
LopsidedMirage42: @PIayswithFlRE okay awesome thank you
RandomTrivia: It's the Legendary Bounce Wizard!
Pywodwagon: giving monoskelion perpetual lifelink or deathtouch is my new favorite absolutely fucked up thing to do
gnome_friend: Yes, the moth who says "Ca-CAW!"
Dmc3628: Cam oh so true
NUTSOFODEN: an unspeaking dog? a panting mime?
Graham_LRR: Yeah, they GET it.
Dmc3628: its true watch any European promotion
darkflame0994: but what if someone wants to cheer for the heel?
gnome_friend: Hi lrrGRAHAM
Fruan: Cloudshift?
philippekav: isn't that what everyone does ?
Graham_LRR: @darkflame0994 no no, you play along
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RandomTrivia: A similar effect can be seen at football matches
LopsidedMirage42: wheeler cheating with extra ephemirate
CanisLupusAqua: there's so many
Serpens77: Siren's Ruse
CanisLupusAqua: azorius blink has been a viable deck for months Kappa
Graham_LRR: What about Ghostly Flicker?
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
CanisLupusAqua: yee yee
Dmc3628: BWEH
Izandai: @Graham_LRR Don't think so.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL speaking of Panto, a wrestling tag team that comes out to the ring dressed as a horse would be amazing
Mr_Horrible: Golem is played by Donald Sutherland? honkThink
Alex_Frostfire: I used Siren's Ruse in an Izzet Pirates build back when Ixalan was in Standard! It was fun.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Fighting words from Serge there
Dmc3628: thar be them fighting words
RandomTrivia: LUL
lirazel64: @loadingreadyrun lrrPAUL, Which of them would consent to be the back end?
Pywodwagon: first sliver is run as a CEDH deck
BrowneePoints: Meathooks!
KingOfDoma: Speak for yourself, Yager! I... ... have I won a game?
Mr_Horrible: meathooks, Serge
RandomTrivia: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
Karfsma778: ahahaaa
superdude097: LUL
Karfsma778: BONEHACK
ZackTheCatKing: Good old bonehack
NUTSOFODEN: its Bone Hacks now
CorruptDropbear: !card first sliver
LRRbot: Did you mean: First Sliver's Chosen; The First Sliver
Serpens77: ow, my bones!
RendezVoodoo: Cam might be dead
darkflame0994: Yeah Slivers have a a legit Cedh deck
BrowneePoints: Bonehack is my DC villain
djalternative: Slivers wins the 4 way commander mirrors
MadWolf1290: HR needs you to spot the difference between these 2 deck names
Mr_Horrible: "Bonehack" is a teenager's Xbox handle :p
CorruptDropbear: !card the first sliver
LRRbot: The First Sliver [WUBRG] | Legendary Creature — Sliver [7/7] | Cascade / Sliver spells you cast have cascade.
RandomTrivia: It's like Bone Saw but more hacky
Oneiros96: i think Remasuri are nice creatures
adambomb625: Hacks your bones: "I'm in"
RandomTrivia: @adambomb625 LUL sergeJustRight
Mr_Horrible: Xx_B0N3H4CK_420_xX
gnome_friend: !findquote bone
LRRbot: Quote #5371: "There isn't a pity bone in James' body." —Serge [2018-10-05]
NUTSOFODEN: @Mr_Horrible thats xXx69bonehax420xXx actually
Mr_Horrible: NUTSOFODEN theirs is a rich culture
BirkaBirkowski: Is this the same Soul Sister list from last FNPF?
NUTSOFODEN: :)
Tevildo: !findquote meat
LRRbot: Quote #3092: "I'll give you a little meat." —Cori [2016-08-03]
cabforpitt: i think blade splicer is new?
Alex_Frostfire: I always do terribly against +1/+1 counter decks.
Pywodwagon: @BirkaBirkowski no, its monowhite with new cards
Alex_Frostfire: My poor red removal spells don't like them.
CorruptDropbear: 1hp
gnome_friend: Serge's O face
lirazel64: Oww
djalternative: morphemes
KingOfDoma: *annoyed grunt*
Izandai: I saw him do it.
CorruptDropbear: totally a misprint
PIayswithFlRE: its bugged
offbeatwitch: arena is definitely broken
gnome_friend: !findquote bug
LRRbot: Quote #1635: "BUGS BUNNY said it was a booby trap! Who is there more trustworthy than BUGS BUNNY?!" —Alex [2016-01-22]
Pywodwagon: great deck name ben
NUTSOFODEN: arena bugged? never.
PIayswithFlRE: best of 3 has been buggy since the Tuesday update
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler your Arena deck name lol
DiscordianTokkan: Boom Pile vs Bone Hack
Favre_the_Undead: keep
Loonatic93: Bone//Hack
Fruan: 'Bone Hack' is my hacker name.
TheWarbo: beloved video game .hack//Bone
gnome_friend: Serge is the BoneHack master
Dmc3628: welcome the new modern delver
BirkaBirkowski: I had bones once
BirkaBirkowski: Good thing I have a calcium based VPN
NUTSOFODEN: goodbye Soul Mister
Loonatic93: (dot)Hack//Bone
JohnAnyteller: I have found that watching this and doing a draft is difficult
Karfsma778: Beep Beep
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler is running mono-red modern beats?
BirkaBirkowski: Wizard Shaman is when deck does stuff
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frozenphoenix7: Why is Nelson playing a vanilla 1/1
sporkraptor: aaaaangry dragons
Dog_of_Myth: Rage, Rage never changes
CorruptDropbear: from the aristrocrats player
hd_dabnado: hey wait this isnt historic
Dmc3628: despite all my rage i'm still a dragon in a cage?
Fruan: This feels like an entirely different deck all of a sudden
MegaDosX: @hd_dabnado It sorta is, just singleton
gonnaflunkib: jeez
Cavemanhar: the new delver of secrets
gnome_friend: Waxed exposed cut copper stairs
ZackTheCatKing: That's a $6 uncommon
Karfsma778: and attacks each turn if able
BrowneePoints: it's a build a delver
PIayswithFlRE: it channels being a dragon
Karfsma778: it's forced to attack
qegixar: Wild Mongoose got its pilot's license
teh_turtwig: i just tune in and i see wheeler pulling this crazy board, and im not even surprised
frozenphoenix7: This is Modern Horizons 2 card Serge
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean Shapeshifters are technically Mutant Ninja Turtles
gnome_friend: !findquote mouse
LRRbot: Quote #6218: ""Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read." —James [2019-07-17]
Izandai: Not shapeshifters, creatures with changeling.
1y1e: if "elder" can be a creature type, so can "teenage"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shhh, don't ruin my joke :P
Izandai: But it's the only thing I'm good at!
Dr_Shandor: I personally can't afford it right now but someone get lazerbeak fury a gift sub🤣
gonnaflunkib: technically also "child", which is pretty close
darkflame0994: speaking of which, I wonder if we'll get a new ratfolk commander in Kamigawa Neon Dynasty
gnome_friend: Definitely some stuff
gnome_friend: Chenk ponk
qegixar: winslors bracket?
Izandai: Yes
NUTSOFODEN: Grahmron
DeM0nFiRe: Not for at least like a year and a half
Karfsma778: Yes
DiscordianTokkan: Yes?
Pharmacistjudge: Not since the pandemic
PIayswithFlRE: it rhymes?
darkflame0994: yes
djalternative: often
PlzBeNiceToYaz: no
Graham_LRR: Yes hello
lirazel64: Not lately...
YeetTheRich_: well for all we know it could be paul doing magic
Dog_of_Myth: Camham or Gramon?
Graham_LRR: I can throw my voice
PlzBeNiceToYaz: Camham absolutely
Pharmacistjudge: but can you catch your voice?
Izandai: It not perfect system.
gnome_friend: Graham's voice landed on the floor with the bass and the Beej
Simonark: Ok, we've ruled out Cam and Graham. What about Ham, Sam and Pam?
Dr_Shandor: General Graham hamen
Alex_Frostfire: See, I definitely said the combo to myself as Craham.
gnome_friend: lrrHAM eron
Pharmacistjudge: but what about Tam (tams)?
Pharmacistjudge: oops thare are timtams
Juliamon: Tam Tams are a different thing
Loonatic93: I just realized that some of those "Perpetual" effects could brick combo decks like Wheeler's.
qegixar: Cam's subtle "oops" face
albatros064: somebody say "smell of smoke"? we've got plenty over here
gnome_friend: Ecstasy to the ORB!
gnome_friend: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #4556: "'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
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Landgraft: I want a new printing of court hussar that looks like an actual hussar
ZackTheCatKing: I found myself instinctively saying "we know only violence" at one of my first paper drafts this year... I have to thank Cam for that
MegaDosX: Falkenrath Noble is
NUTSOFODEN: same card, right
Loonatic93: Still no sign of Dubious Challenge in Arena either. :(
PlzBeNiceToYaz: if its right its very right, but if its wrong.....
Pharmacistjudge: but what if it's a One with Death?
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Mourn the sandwich.
Alex_Frostfire: Put Arena in Arena you cowards!
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put weagles in Smash, you cowards!
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun I play a Trostani Discordant Brawl deck.
NUTSOFODEN: Arena wont be complete until we get Coalition Victory
teh_turtwig: Im just happy you can turn any game into a game of momir basic now
goombalax: I put dubious in a clone deck and its never done me wrong
Dog_of_Myth: Everybody forgets about Barren Glory...
Pharmacistjudge: wow, sac grim initiate for so many zombies
superdude097: There's the GW legend that gives everyone control of all the stuff they own at EoT
Loonatic93: @superdude097 Yes, Trostani Discordant, I just mentioned it.
Dmc3628: how to hold all this power
Fruan: There's our 5 mana do nothing spell
Earthenone: well you see, you have to discard 2 for handsize during the extra turn, so its fair
SilentOptimist: lrrCAMERON_SG
GureiSeion: Ah, my Shandalar endgame in a nutshell.
Loonatic93: Trostani + DC + Big Dumb Eldrazi idiots = My dream for Arena.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Dmc3628: that's a very good bleep
PlzBeNiceToYaz: wow the cursing
gualdhar: did Serge just use a bad word? did he say "butt"?
thraximore: 1+1=.....
Dmc3628: Solve for X
YeetTheRich_: powerful nothing
gnome_friend: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #6506: "We're not cheating a cow this far forward." —Serge [2019-10-22]
Dmc3628: what was happening on that quote? in 2019
bytecaster: I wanted to see how the story ends!
MegaDosX: I'd hazard that was a Minecraft quote
gnome_friend: Probably minecraft?
gnome_friend: lrrCOW is a very niche emote, but does have occasional applications
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Loonatic93: @coachNelly But yeah, I want Dubious Challenge for my Trostani Historic Brawl deck.
DyingOutside: Is adam's ign for arena seabats? Think i just played a game against him in historic if so
NUTSOFODEN: Stardate 135786: Wheeler has been storming out for 13575 days now
qegixar: Wouldn't Panharmonicon+bounce have bought time for time warp next turn?
kumatsu: @DyingOutside Probably not, since Adam doesn't play constructed
DyingOutside: Fair, i figured with the new historic stuff anyone would maybe want to try it once but if not eh
gnome_friend: Is Wheeler's deck just Wizard Chat?
savorycookie: did Cam change his deck name to xXx_BoneHack_xXx?
DyingOutside: But i felt bad for vespilark comboing so i wanted to apologize lmao
frozenphoenix7: Believe qegixar is speaking as doing Panharm + bounce, rather than doing Tutor + Neoform + etc.
QuixoticScrivener: Can we talk about the other 86,245 Ben Wheelers?
gnome_friend: sergeHubris
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NUTSOFODEN: Cam's a gamer now
thraximore: Benjamin Hubris Wheeer
gnome_friend: !findquote core gamer
LRRbot: Quote #7275: "Core gamers are 18-34, have disposable income, and love free 2-day shipping." —Fugi [2016-10-03]
frozenphoenix7: Ah Hubris
qegixar: @frozenphoenix7 Yeah, but maybe we drew Panharmonicon off of tutor triggers? I don't remember.
frozenphoenix7: @frozenphoenix7 We did not(cause I had reached the same line you did at the start of the turn), but what's done is done anyhow.
thraximore: My friend I play canlander with has stifled at least three of my fetches. It never feels not bad
mitomanox: LOLOL
RegulusPratus: Flick the cards harder
gnome_friend: #TEaasmechasoaael
NUTSOFODEN: turns out chaos was the play
Pharmacistjudge: I am calm and relaxed lrrFINE
gnome_friend: There is no need to panic
thraximore: Despite having ADD I find fidget spinners far more distracting than calming
Veraphage: !card threaten
LRRbot: Threaten [2R] | Sorcery | Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: Has Lars Gerhary been here?
omdorastrix: Lars Gerhart was never here.
TheAorist: I’m disappointed you can’t see the opponent card flicking, that’s the main reason I do it
gnome_friend: Wait, YOU'RE Lars Gerhart?
darkflame0994: But Cam what if they were to threaten you with..... a good time?
cabforpitt: i will call the storm Phil
gnome_friend: I TRUSTED YOU!
hd_dabnado: it did actually
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Threats are a crime. Never commit crimes! You need to be lucky every time but the police only need to get lucky once.
Dmc3628: wow that zurzoth actually got a good discard
korvys: Nice cover
kakmize: Do had
thraximore: @kakmize Du hast
thraximore: Du hast mich
omdorastrix: Do you really want to hurt me
thraximore: Du hast mich gefragt
darkflame0994: Do you really want to mak. me. cryyy
Loonatic93: Do ya do ya want my love!
djalternative: about jack and dianne?
kakmize: @thraximore yes thank you
gnome_friend: Hey hey hey hey
YeetTheRich_: Do you have the time, to listen to me whine
hurricanealpaca: It's very good!
scytop: these are all certainly magic cards
Graham_LRR: And Speakerboxx was also okay!
Dr_Shandor: That face
Loonatic93: Do you want to touch. Do you want to touch. Do you want to touch me there? Where?
lirazel64: do you want to dance, take a chance / doyoudoyoudoyoudoyou want to dance
Graham_LRR: Sorry, Speakerboxxx
darkflame0994: Its ok Ben, you can say the devil made you punt there
Dog_of_Myth: Serge!
circusofkirkus: Serge you're going to get the VOD muted
Dog_of_Myth: I was trying to drink right now. :p
darkflame0994: so Serge is practicing for the upcoming LRR karaoke stream right?
circusofkirkus: uhhh
offbeatwitch: arena keeps missing triggers
Sibwow: bug bug bug buggg
offbeatwitch: this happened to a lrr mod the other day
hd_dabnado: did they draw a card already?
Loonatic93: I think Wheeler has forgotten how to play his deck.
Sibwow: the rules engine got bored of thinking
hd_dabnado: somebody clip that
Ragnarakk: protonGlitch protonGlitch protonGlitch protonGlitch
scytop: small indie company btw
qegixar: MTGA working perfectly after the patch.
circusofkirkus: time to submit a bug report
Alex_Frostfire: Maybe it discarded your Vizier of Many Faces from your graveyard to your graveyard.
Graham_LRR: Weird!
Pywodwagon: lrrFINE
offbeatwitch: arena loves to miss triggers
thraximore: eSports ready™
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Wheeler the Wizard
Dog_of_Myth: Arena is perfect program.....perfect.
lithopseffect: good to know the weird mtgo bugs never went away
Pharmacistjudge: he discarded vizier during his last turn
lirazel64: Arena seeks fussy and off its feed. Teething again?
darkflame0994: I just hope its not like Modo where anyone finds a bug in a commander game the response is "we'll get to it if we get to it"
lirazel64: *seems
Loonatic93: Well, Arena still remembers triggers than most paper games.
Zappeljakob: can you play the temple? it doesn't have an outline
Loonatic93: better than
thraximore: Like radiation!
Zappeljakob: did it discard the ttemple? O.o
qegixar: it's not actually in his hand!
offbeatwitch: LMAO
Punching_Bag: so it did discard the temple
DeM0nFiRe: Wow wild
scytop: LUL
offbeatwitch: oh absolutely radical
circusofkirkus: ghost card ... spooky
DeM0nFiRe: gdqMindBlown
superdude097: Does Cam see the land in the GY?
thraximore: That's even STRANGER
Alex_Frostfire: The devil worked but the card animations didn't.
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: B is generous
ShadowTalon910: gumhavDebil
Mornish: is the temple in the graveyard for cameron?
Himyul: Beejoke
Simonark: Beej Oak?
Loonatic93: Thanks, Agnes!
BoBrinkman: Goku?
Loonatic93: Bergi looks like she is telling a truly Epic story.
Alex_Frostfire: “This is a tale to make all Kaldheim tremble…”
darkflame0994: what you dont see on the card art is, just off-screen, in front of her is a truly epic-looking DM Screen
Loonatic93: She seems like she'd be an amazing DM.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hard agree
TotallyNotaBeholder: The alt art makes it look like her DM screen is just fire
Mornish: it doesn't want to be abonded anymore
offbeatwitch: but wheeler also appears to have 1 card in hand on cam's screen
Zappeljakob: but Cam does only see 1 Card in Wheelers Hand....
CompleatedPinkie: Can you do an infinite clone combo with Naru Meha once she's already on the field? I recently build an EDH combo deck, and I thought you had to cast her with a flicker/clone spell already on the stack...
offbeatwitch: so the temple is in the twilight zone
darkflame0994: This Temple will NOT be Abandoned
ShadowTalon910: lrrSPOOPY
thegitrogsquirrel: that is some clingy abandonment
theblakdeth: this has probably been asked, and I probably could look it up, but are the Jumpstart Horizons cards legal in Gladiator? looking to get into the format
thraximore: !card abandon hope
LRRbot: Abandon Hope [X1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Look at target opponent's hand and choose X cards from it. That player discards those cards.
NUTSOFODEN: the temple wont abandon you
superdude097: @theblakdeth They are legal
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TetraRay: You can do it Cam!
darkflame0994: Can Cameron last the coming onslaught. Will Wheeler ever get the card out of his hand. Does Serge win the Karaoke Contest? Find out next time on Temple Bell Z
hd_dabnado: wait I forgot yawgmoth was on arena
The_Color_Twelve: browns actually won a playoff game last year
hd_dabnado: hold on gotta update a deck
Simonark: They're almost the Buffalo Bills now.
superdude097: Well, the Cleveland Brown made it to the 2nd round of the playoff this past season
teh_turtwig: did that bolt have different art on cam's screen then?
chaostreader: @teh_turtwig Yes.
darkflame0994: yes i think it shows the art you have chosen for the card regardless of whose casting
donuteater: Why didn't he deathtouchh the prodigy?
teh_turtwig: ah that makes sense
superdude097: @darkflame0994 That's not been the case in the past
darkflame0994: oh really?
theblakdeth: is there a !decklist command or something?
darkflame0994: huh... maybe I'm just really lucky at matching arts then
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superdude097: @darkflame0994 Yeah, I seen the cosmetics all the time even though I always set my cards to the unmodified versions
superdude097: *see
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lightfut: give me the cerebral shenanigans
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NUTSOFODEN: the temple wont abandon
CorruptDropbear: Pog dude.
darkflame0994: @superdude097 interesting. I always see the cosmetic I have chosen regardless... actually, really weird now
Alex_Frostfire: Clearly you just need to exile it from your handyard.
alexanderthefine: ALL the small things?
darkflame0994: side note, Wheeler's deck looks like it would be really fun as a commander deck. Though who you'd put at the head of that I have no idea
superdude097: !card nested shambler
LRRbot: Nested Shambler [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When Nested Shambler dies, create X tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is Nested Shambler's power.
GalaxyofMages: this doesn't look like paper at all
YeetTheRich_: is this the point of singularity when wheelers lines are too difficult for arena to comprehend and it just gives up
benjamin_wheeler: @darkflame0994 Riku is a good one
GalaxyofMages: it's okay
hyperpuppy64: shauna fauman lmao
superdude097: Shauna Faman
Simonark: Shauna Fawman was my favorite VH1 host.
GalaxyofMages: Target chat
NUTSOFODEN: 20 21
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Simonark: @GalaxyofMages Certainly, I have it coming
GalaxyofMages: lol
qegixar: I love Cam's faces
Simonark: Oh, your beautiful wickedness, what a world, what a world?
coachNelly: poor sweet Cam
gualdhar: the die's been cast. there's no turning back
scytop: cant he just sac and win with bastion?
deinonychus24: Cam with the unintentional BM here
Favre_the_Undead: sack everything?
CorruptDropbear: didn't cam have lethal?
Trahas: @scytop yes
zhrang911: Yes, yes he can
CorruptDropbear: just sac everything
CanisLupusAqua: calm down lads
Zappeljakob: bastion and the devil are lethal
ryanthelion42: Ben is just dead with space right
Favre_the_Undead: cam has lethal
Sibwow: that was some series moves
scytop: thanks, not trying to be rude I just always miss stuff in games lol
lirazel64: Huzzah for Cam!
Simonark: This is why we're all just under the heel of the aristocracy.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RegulusPratus: So Cam just ran the table at FNM
Easilycrazyhat: I do that so often and the opp concedes while I'm figuring out how to play around all the unecessary angles. XD
donuteater: complex decks are for people who think
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
offbeatwitch: fantastic magic!
RegulusPratus: Overwhelming victory
Simonark: But we, the viewers, shouldn't be allowed to just get complacent in our expectations!
DeM0nFiRe: tbh I've had enough of hot seconds this summer, can we get a cool second please?
JohnAnyteller: Great game from both. I'm gonna watch the replay on that one
Simonark: Keep us on our toes!
lirazel64: @dem0nfire Amen, if that's OK to say to a demon
DeM0nFiRe: lol
lirazel64: I must have troll
lirazel64: ahem
lirazel64: I must have Troll Brain, I think so much better below 85F
TotallyNotaBeholder: @lirazel64 make yourself a portable ac hat, worked for Detritus
I_Am_Clockwork: BGC track is a jam
DoctorHutch: lrrSPOOP
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrFINE lrrAWESOME lrrFINE
Mr_Horrible: Gathering the Magic Colon
RedbeardTheTechnical: The magic of the gathering
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KeytarCat: Magic and the gathering
RedbeardTheTechnical: The real magic was the gathering we had to play the card game
azureHaights: Magic is to the Gathering as...?
qegixar: Magic and/or Gathering
KaleidoscopeMind: read a book once where a chapter was the protag's train of thought, so it was a 20 page long sentence
Loonatic93: Race me around the Library, Nelly!
superdude097: Taken out back
RedbeardTheTechnical: That comma and period line reminds me of Timothy Dexter, who put all the punctuation at the end of the book, and left it up for the reader to figure out
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Adult regular normal turtles x3 Turtles in a turtle shell Normal turtles! They're the world's most average reptile team They're turtles in a turtle shell and they're green When a known predators near These turtles cower full of fear Adult regular normal turtles x3 Turtles in a turtle shell Normal turtles! Splinters just a rat and nothing more Leonardo and Donatello, turtles for sure So Raphael is a turtle Michelangelo is also a turtle Adult regular normal turtles x3 Turtles in a turtle shel
lightfut: not my gumdrop... buttons!
TheAorist: Serge is now my favourite cos he plays Vivien
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Normal turtles! Splinters just a rat and nothing more Leonardo and Donatello, turtles for sure So Raphael is a turtle Michelangelo is also a turtle Adult regular normal turtles x3 Turtles in a turtle shel
gualdhar: ah yes, discount Gideon
Mr_Bitterness: Chad 2.0
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
darkflame0994: btw to go way back for a sec, we discussed 5 color slivers in commander, but theres some decent(ish) 3 color sliver edh decks too. Sidar Kondo + Bruse Tarl = a mighty fine Naya Slivers edh deck (and with maskwood nexus, there slivers too!)
TheDailyMapleSyrup: l Normal turtles!
CptFranisDrake: gids had sidburns
VazSun: gideon got chops
Favre_the_Undead: gideon has chops
thraximore: he's got sideburns yeah
darkflame0994: gideon has chops to make a civil war general blush in jealousy
BjjBrain: Think Mitch Hedberg!
DoctorHutch: he has the pointys toward his mouth
FadedOverseer: !card Gideon, Champion of Muttonchops
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Loonatic93: I'm surprised Lilly hasn't raised Chad as a zombie or something.
Favre_the_Undead: Gideon has an amish beard
Favre_the_Undead: no chin hair, but sideburns and neck.
darkflame0994: @Loonatic93 have you read the strixhaven story?
Loonatic93: No, I'm illiterate.
Favre_the_Undead: gideon has no mustache,though
theblakdeth: thats a good block in my book
mitomanox: wut wut
JohnAnyteller: @Loonatic93 How cool would that be
josh___something: vs
AngelicKnighthood: Hollowhead is surprisingly useful, i have found.
SirZapdos: Arbutus
CorruptDropbear: does he remember that he needs reach
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I just got here and is this Slivers?
Pywodwagon: I can't believe the format is going to need to emergency ban slivers
thraximore: Vivien REYD
Pywodwagon: just challenge adam
Loonatic93: I thought that Reach was generally preferable over Vigalence.
TheAorist: @loonatic93 I only pick reach if they’ve got flying. Vigilance means you can attack and still block, it’s my default
theblakdeth: anyone rmember the story of Lukka during Strixhaven? Him working with the Oriq pretty much becasue he thought school children were rude
Loonatic93: @TheAorist I suppose I just assume every one has flying.
Easilycrazyhat: Not a pridmate, not a lady.
Oomtank: I prefer the VOD usually because I can pause, but i am here to make sure that viewer count shows i love gladiator play nights!
TheAorist: @loonatic93 Unless they’ve got it on the board though. Or a dragon orb
Loonatic93: Well, I rarely attack with those tokens, they are generally there to protect Vivian. But, that's personal preference.
thraximore: thanks, deck
thraximore: hmmmmmmmm
theambivalentagender: hrrrmmmm
ZackTheCatKing: hrrrrrrmmmmmmmm
theblakdeth: it didnt go over well with test audiences
Mattmitchell45: I love that the new Skeksis were all voiced by comedians
theambivalentagender: When I showed my SO the dark crystal for the first time he just got so fixated on the "hrrrmm" skeksies
YeetTheRich_: yuup
Easilycrazyhat: All the time XD
superdude097: !card ranger of eos
LRRbot: Ranger of Eos [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/2] | When Ranger of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to two creature cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
DoctorHutch: couldn't ranger have fetched 2?
13Ghost13: season 2 of jack ryan is like that, i was constantly turning subtitles on and off
YeetTheRich_: I remember watching kill bill like that
theblakdeth: I love the Spell Slingers with Joe Mangianello where him and Sean just go back and forth making Skeksis noises
zhrang911: It sure could have
darkflame0994: Secret Lair: Dark Crystal featuring a Skeksis Hand of the Praetor when?
Pywodwagon: I didn't know A Quiet Place was supposed to have subtitles for the sign language
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Turns out slivers are still pretty good
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: makes my heart yearn for 2002
bullseye3265: crippling fear would be real good in serge's deck
Pywodwagon: you're thinking of a different angel
chaostreader: !card mythos of i
LRRbot: Did you mean: Mythos of Illuna; Mythos of Nethroi
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is the flying haste sliver on Arena now?
chaostreader: !card mythos of illuna
LRRbot: Mythos of Illuna [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target permanent. If {R}{G} was spent to cast this spell, instead create a token that's a copy of that permanent, except the token has "When this permanent enters the battlefield, if it's a creature, it fights up to one target creature you don't control."
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The one Adam destroyed with in the MH1 PPR?
darkflame0994: thats a big unicorn
bullseye3265: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII yes it is, cloudshredder i think?
darkflame0994: WAS a big unicorn
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Yeah, cloudshredder sounds right. Sweet
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !card cloudshredder sliver
LRRbot: Cloudshredder Sliver [RW] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | Sliver creatures you control have flying and haste.
Pywodwagon: oy is that viven reid
Dandinstorm12: yes
electra310: Vivian Reads
electra310: All the time, in the law library, til midnight
Tantaburs: Monster's summer intern
bullseye3265: every time i see vivian reed, i say it in an australian accent now. Thanks wheeler!
hd_dabnado: ^
Tantaburs: sometimes you just get bone hacked
darkflame0994: Hey, Liliana went from Master of Undeath and multiversal Femme Fatal to Undergrad Professor.... I could see Vivien passing the bar
Zappeljakob: wouldn't it be better to animate the land and kill the vigilance sliver?
electra310: Good games all around!
Dog_of_Myth: GG
hd_dabnado: and thanks to the arena client
Stype_o_licous: Love you Serge
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for you. Now off to the VOD.
darkflame0994: GG all participants
hd_dabnado: was great to watch
JohnAnyteller: great everything players
CannedWolf: thanks guys. was fun to watch
CptFranisDrake: it was great
jstrozza: HI CAM !
electra310: I was very confused the first time I tried to find a Hallowed Priest at Card Kingdon
TheWarbo: going to order my new perpetual tribal deck from CK
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerH
Easilycrazyhat: OG 360 controller. hell yeah.
DiscordianTokkan: New Controller Time!
tehfewl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tehfewl! (Today's storm count: 39)
Easilycrazyhat: I wish I could us the 360 controller forever.
YeetTheRich_: he is right you know
DeM0nFiRe: LIVE PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: Wooo, LRLive!
Pywodwagon: it
Pywodwagon: it's Wheeler Weekend TM
qegixar: Wheeler-packed weekend
benjamin_wheeler: Wheelkend
YeetTheRich_: hype
electra310: Yes! Those are the best Dice Friends
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Fighting Fantasy maybe?
BrindleBoar: 101 Dalmat-gnomes
HadesLeprechaun: but that one gnome would put you at 69!
electra310: Nice
DiscordianTokkan: It might go better for the gnomes if they cared. The gnomes, that is
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
electra310: Maybe a canal?
DiscordianTokkan: It was a GREAT bridge
Easilycrazyhat: That's not James' job! You can't expect so much of him.
Easilycrazyhat: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: sergeCanal sergeCanal
YeetTheRich_: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
Pywodwagon: they have been freed from their geas
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to benjamin_wheeler! They have given 924 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, benjamin_wheeler! (Today's storm count: 40)
ContingentCat: sergeSqeak
benjamin_wheeler: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub! ayy ty ty
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
laikagoat: lrrSHINE fionaLove lrrSHINE
xantos69: That isn't how I would say it....but you are the man on the internet.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
ZackTheCatKing: Hve a good night all!
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHeart wheelerMuldcb sergeHeart lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: pronouncing any Xs as christ always gets me sergeHeart
lamina5432: gnight
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
Mattmitchell45: I feel EMPOWERED!
Manae: Ssssssssss
Easilycrazyhat: Nooo, I don't wanna be a sliver :\
electra310: I feel so powerful yet not very powerful!
Makimachine: Hiss!
NotCainNorAbel: lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrPAUL g'night Paul
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Maybe Chathome would be more appropriate