letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (9m from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Didero: Good evening!
paronomasiac042: good morning!
TXC2: hello Didero and paronomasiac042
DeM0nFiRe: In honor of shadows die twice, we should post every chat message twice, right? (just kidding mods)
Anubis169 coughs
Didero: Hey, I have an idea, since the game is called 'Shadows Die Twice', we should post every message twice!
Didero: Kappa
TXC2: NathanFillionGivingUp.gif
Didero: Shaka, when the walls fell?
beowuuf: sergeHi
benjamin_wheeler: Rise, Sekiro
TXC2: hello beowuuf
Didero: Hi!
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
CorsairJoshua: Wake the fuck up, Sekiro. We have a city to burn.
DeM0nFiRe: lol
LarkSachrosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
LarkSachrosis: Time to wake up Mr. Sekiro, time to wake up and smell the ashes.
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SpoopsAHoy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
SpoopsAHoy: Ah yes, Sekiro but they die, and then die again or something idk. :P
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Stormgod519: Glad to finally make it to one of these. Love these people!
TXC2: hello Stormgod519 welcome
Alas_Babylon: It's ya boy that's good to be here
Sibwow: Rhythm time
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InkAndFig: Several months ^^
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Wheeler says two deaths is two more than he needs. Meanwhile I’ve got $20 that says his first death come in the first 30 minutes of gameplay. PROVE ME WRONG BENJAMIN, PROVE ME WRONG. | Play it Forward is live with Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E95K0qlWQAECnln.jpg || ⤵
benjamin_wheeler: Ok but wait I'm scripted to die
CorsairJoshua: That's quitter talk
benjamin_wheeler: I mean I guess I can technically "win" the fight
James_LRR: PROVE ME WRONG
TXC2: that Tweet must have been Written by James, given the amount of Hubris in it Kappa
Didero: So just stand still for 30 minutes, easy money
benjamin_wheeler: alright I'll just stand still for 30 minutes and split the cash w/ chat easy
James_LRR:
James_LRR: Damnit
DeM0nFiRe: Just pick the black fire bombs as your gift and you can kill the Asylum Demon without having to runa way the first time you see it. Oh wait wrong game
Alas_Babylon: Awright, easy 16 cents
r10pez10: i'm going to set a prediction
TXC2: Here we GO!
Didero: Jesus that's louder than I was expecting
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
Didero: Hello!
lirazel64: Whee! I love this game.
Alas_Babylon: smööth
TXC2: smooth like a PB&J
MrUglama: wait, this is no card game!
DeM0nFiRe: We're playing Duel Links again? PogChamp
beowuuf: play it your card
Galexandro: its the Wheelboi
KidAmn: After 10,000 years?
Didero: Did you remember to bring your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and your motorcycle?
Alas_Babylon: hmm, mayb no do that
Awesem: !Sekiro
Awesem: Damn, wrong chat
TXC2: I mean I guess
PsychoI3oy: from from software ware
CAKHost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
CAKHost: Hi Ben! Have fun playing Sekiro!
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PsychoI3oy: excellent
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2676 patrons for a total of $19,830.79 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Traion: Rules question: What happens with the prediction if Wheeler dies exactly twice?
TXC2: good question, not further questions
Didero: then everybody wins
TXC2: !ytmember
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Tom_Bruise subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
Tom_Bruise: A fine day to up this sub indeed
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justajester: the most difficult type of video game
justajester: which in some respect is insane
Stormgod519 is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 1 in the channel!
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r10pez10: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Didero: Does he also taste of onion?
Tom_Bruise: right, the supposed-to-lose fight that you can't actually win for once
Alas_Babylon: Sekiro: Streamer Dies Twice
Didero: Are you playing on bongo drums or a dance pad?
justajester: wait should you rub that figure with onions?
rocketjohn: what happenes if exactly 2?
NightValien28: only a month, uh oh
RassilonDND: Weird, I didnt know from software made a card game
IbunWest: TIL From Software made Wheelie Breakers
andysoo89: I’m hear to watch Ben die repeatedly
DeM0nFiRe: F
rocketjohn: CAKHost via the channel points
r10pez10: F
Stormgod519: F
Alas_Babylon: F
r10pez10: good joke streamer
MrUglama: haha, get it, it died twice
NightValien28: good joke
Stormgod519: AYYYYYYY
Tom_Bruise: They still make those?
Didero: That Patreon money being well spent, I see
rocketjohn: CAKHost click your point total, and then off you fo
accountmadeforants: Oh dang, more rare than gold, those.
RassilonDND: Any controller tat makes it through all those dark souls games deserves a viking burial wheeler!
raulghoulia: if
TXC2: good, get those excuses in early Kappa
Tom_Bruise: When was the last time a Xbox 360 was sold? Twenty years ago?
hd_dabnado: quick somebody bring more than two to 420k as well
hd_dabnado: ah dang
NathanJay_GA: for the prediction, what counts as a death?
Didero: "Language" was just above "Quit"
TXC2: !findquote one thing
LRRbot: Quote #3631: "We need one Ashton-based Fugi thing." —James [2016-11-18]
FarrinDelmirre: What if Wheeler dies exactly twice?
qegixar: game audio very low
Malkaresh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
Malkaresh: While I love all your MTG stuff, I am really excited for this playthrough.
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rocketjohn: all pointsrefunded
Didero: The gme is relly quiet
TehAmelie: oh hi
Traion: Game is very quiet
CAKHost: @rocketjohn I do that but then I don't see what else I am supposed to do to put it in
Earthenone: if wheeler dies twice, he is ashadow
Didero: So far it's only been quiet :p
CAKHost: I just see the predict stuff but I don't see where I put anything anywhere
Tom_Bruise: Now where do you suppose they grow Japanese men that large?
rocketjohn: CAKHost click your total, then 'wheeler deaths ...'' and then 'custom amount' tiny text at the bottom
TXC2: Gods ain't that the truth :p
andysoo89: @cakhost you might be in a region where you can’t predict
RassilonDND: i can't hear anything beyond the sword strikes
Didero: stabbed right in his ketchup collection too
raulghoulia: how are you doing?
rocketjohn: oh yeah, also you might be in a place that doesn't allow gambling
Traion: I mean I have played this intro enough times to hear the cutscene in my head :p
TXC2: Tom_Bruise Mongolia Kappa
ANeMzero: So the poll is more than 2 or less than 2, what happens if he dies exactly two times?
Didero: Seems like we won't even need game audio!
rocketjohn: ANeMzero points refunded
IbunWest: Is that us? John Sekiro?
kristian_fischer: Ben Wheeler, SFX Wizard!
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 or their pro wrestling scenes, who knows
kristian_fischer: No, Bob Sekiro
ZombiesAhoy: no game audio
TehAmelie: talk about shaking hands with danger
Didero: It's SUPER quiet
Traion: Chat if you can't hear the game just say "Okamiyo" outlook every 15 seconds and you have the Japanese dub experience
xerjen: There is audio, it's just very quiet
ZombiesAhoy: now its back
Didero: But for me it's at least extant
Vyous: I am getting game audio. Just quiet
Malkaresh: Sorry. but fuck you Owl.
Alas_Babylon: I am, it's just quiet
Lafajet: veeeery low
CelicaSpin: Yea i cant hear any game audio
Traion: *out loud
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: @ANeMzero That's what's going to happen, he wants us all to be wrong.
accountmadeforants: There is game audio, it's just very very quiet. FFZ's compressor helps.
CAKHost: @rocketjohn @andysoo89 I figured it out! Wasn't expecting scrolling to be involved
rocketjohn: i literally can't hear it.
RassilonDND: its not 0 just super quiet. Like a mouse passing gas in a barn quiet
rocketjohn: if i turn it up enough to hear it, ben is deafening
TheMerricat: It' s there but super super quiet, I've got volume up to 100% in everything and can only hear the mumbling.
CaptainAmero subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
CaptainAmero: Couldn't have picked a better Host and show to honour my Subiversary
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r10pez10: was that a loading screen for a cutscene
r10pez10: *second cutscene
xerjen: Oh god, please don't subscribe atm, I've turned up the volume :D
TehAmelie: ah, the Daikatana tradition
EmberNeo: What is this? A Sekiro playthrough? PogChamp
kristian_fischer: Or the GIANT HAT
r10pez10: i don't know what you mean i like my ears bleeding after the menu confirm noise in dark souls 3
TheMerricat: its still uber quiet
lirazel64: Can't hear a thing...
kristian_fischer: I wasn't done brooding down here!
RassilonDND: post cutscene, will need you to jack up audio like crazy
andysoo89: I can only head the dulcet tones of Wheeler’s voice
Didero: This is why I don't wear headphones, less chance of permanent hearing damage :p
Tom_Bruise: He just got that ol' sexy Salt N Peppa action goin' on
TXC2: why?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: FUCKING WALK THEN!
r10pez10: fix it in post
hd_dabnado: @Didero not evening living your best life smh
thraximore: good advice
IbunWest: That's good advice
hd_dabnado: even*
ANeMzero: @Tom_Bruise does Salt n' Peppa usually extend into the face itself?
TehAmelie: rude. just cause we have legs
red_shoes_jeff: Thank you, Beej.
MrUglama: go play dude, i need you to die for the prediction
red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Didero: Trust the Wheeler to drive this stream
Malkaresh: Learn from the Japanese. Listen to Death Metal at low volumes. Also reduces risk of tinitus.
TheMerricat: see chat, this is how we avoid death in the first 30 minutes, we deal with tech problems ;P
Tom_Bruise: @ANeMzero they usually don't Push It that far, but it's known to happen
r10pez10: tech problems for half an hour as a bit is a great way to get money from james
TheMerricat: none
dougma: nope
rocketjohn: no
nebman227: no game sound for me
saucemaster5000: none
Didero: I hear nothing
hd_dabnado: nope
r10pez10: yes but quietly
leidrienne: No
Malkaresh: I hear all of them.
nebman227: no
IbunWest: I don't hear anything
Earthenone: i hear your controller
Alas_Babylon: Extremely quietly
thraximore: the jumping, yes. it's very quiet
xerjen: Still super quiet
rocketjohn: nope
TehAmelie: i can tell it's not muted but that's it
TheSeg: No game audio.
lirazel64: Like teeeessny whispers.
hd_dabnado: very quietly
RebekahWSD: I just heard the pickup sound but very quietly
thraximore: yes I heard the bwom
ANeMzero: very faintly heard the pickup sound
Didero: I did hear the message chime, but it was still quiet
TheMerricat: nope. your contoller is louder than the game. and I did hear the "Bong" sound
RassilonDND: not really, i can hear the controller clacks louder than the game
andysoo89: I still only hear Wheeler’s beautiful voice
dougma: bearly, and only with headphones
frnknstn: your controller sticks are louder than the game
TheSeg: * correction, very very very softly heard game
nebman227: how loud do you guys that are hearing stuff have it wtf
r10pez10: i blame OBS
chaostreader: ^
Malkaresh: I hear you fine. Game volume is fine as well.
andysoo89: #blameOBS
lirazel64: Nope, nothing
CaptainAmero: I can hear it now, and it's fine for me
dougma: I am just sitting here in a quiet empty house
raulghoulia: please don't
OminouslyOminous: i have my phone in a bowl and I'm making breakfast
r10pez10: please don't
TXC2: no, no I do not
TheSeg: I'm on my 5.1 speaker system with only my air filter on (sky is ash in SF).
red_shoes_jeff: Minimal change.
Didero: I'd rather have no audio than you hurting yourself...
rocketjohn: oh wow, there is some soft noise now
RassilonDND: better still quiet though
r10pez10: can hear it
lirazel64: Ah!
Awesem: It's a little quiet but I can hear the jumping
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: I hear it fine
thraximore: I can hear it now
nebman227: i'm still not hearing anything
hd_dabnado: it is better but not great still
TheMerricat: Volume is at passable levels ATM, still a bit quiet but within reason
Malkaresh: Please don't wreck your eardrums.
MrUglama: do you feel it now Mr Crabs?
lirazel64: Yes, I hear it!
rocketjohn: sounds like someone folding linen in the next room
TheSeg: Noticable sound improvement.
nebman227: if i turn it up any more wheelers voice will blow out my eardrums
Awesem: Yeah wait till we get the sword and see
r10pez10: you played from software games in a nightclub?
Awesem: Or when you go to eaves drop
Didero: That seems a good volume
TheMerricat: Volume is good.
RassilonDND: Dark souls while jamming out in a nightclub bar would be my jam
xythrogar: this can't be a souls like, it has jumping
RebekahWSD: Ah can hear the thingies
CaptainAmero: Personally, I'd love a stream where Wheeler tells us stories that could be from his past, but it's up to the audience to decide what's true or not
rocketjohn: you could turn your voice down a little, and then i could turn up at my end ;-)
heyalexdaily: If these are very quiet games, this seems like a good volume.
rocketjohn: without frying my hearing
kristian_fischer: A nightclub where you get punched in the crotch from the moment you walk in until 15 minutes after you leave.
Didero: Press X to give the wall a hug, it's had a rough day
kristian_fischer: And have to pay for it
r10pez10: hug the lonely wall
ANeMzero: Didn't realize PIF had such a long backlog
TehAmelie: did i get the story so far? "the lord has been kidnapped by samurai. are you a bad enough dude to take revenge for the lord on the kidnapping samurai?"
grim_teuton: you're lucky I love shimmying
red_shoes_jeff: Well, there's not a wall over that way.
Didero: @TehAmelie Seems to be, except with a helping of Sadness
Malkaresh: I just want you to have as good an experience as you can from a FromSoft game.
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie I think that's about it, plus time has passed.
r10pez10: i think they're talking shit about you, john sekiro
xerjen: I mean he might not be wrong, but rude...
andysoo89: What kind of crappy samurai doesn’t have a sword?
alexanderthefine: everyone should chill, it's not like this is a rhythm game or something
TheMerricat: I think you've managed to make audio 'fixed'. if you aren't deafening yourself.
theblakdeth: excited for this playthrough. probably my favourite FromSoft game so far
Snowwraith: The kind that was in prison.
TehAmelie: and then John Sekiro was a zombie
lirazel64: The dialog sounded ok
kristian_fischer: Dave Sekiro, run away!
thraximore: lol what
Didero: Speedrun strats!
grim_teuton: lol this is exactly how my first death happened
NightValien28: master of stealth
TXC2: that worked? :p
saucemaster5000: slipping into tight spaces, wall toggling ... this isn't a ninja, just a usual awkward adolescent
r10pez10: speedrun strats
thraximore: volume is solid now
RassilonDND: audio still low, but i can hear dialog now
Awesem: Volume is good I'd say
Didero: Can you do it again a few times so I can judge the volume properly? Kappa
Traion: Volume is fine ish now, tad quiet
IbunWest: Yeah audio sounds good compared to you
Awesem: But this might take longer than a month like this ;P
lirazel64: It's still quiet-ish, but not bad.
Snowwraith: People kinda talk quietly in this.
Snowwraith: It's just what they do.
TheMerricat: that's why god gave us subtitels
TehAmelie: maybe they're all reading the subtitles
RassilonDND: is wheeler padding his time to death with audio adjustments?
DeM0nFiRe: I am listening to this via cup and string, what do?
TehAmelie: i figured we'd start counting 30 minutes from when the swords are dawn
Snowwraith: From are so good at audio. Bloodborne is extremely good with headphones.
Kraest: Padding or chewing?
Didero: I'm not watching but I'm having somebody describe the stream to me at all times, is that ok too?
InkAndFig: i feel so called out, im in the middle of moving and im literally just using the sound from my computer tower X'D
TehAmelie: or drawn
andysoo89: I’m listening via a complicated network of string and coconuts, is that ok?
MrUglama: then die twice, to prove it
ArkhamArchivist: it's not not Metal Gear Solid
TheSeg: Yes, but when will we be able to use ✨ SPACIAL AUDIO ✨ while watching LRR? ;)
CaptainAmero: Metal Gear Samurai
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Sounds good on my laptop speakers
Didero: "I'm hearing footsteps, but only when I'm walking..."
TheMerricat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:18.
Traion: This probably has the harshest death penalty other than DS2's reducing your max health
lirazel64: I have no shame. I watch nearly all LRR from my phone.
chaostreader: ^
IbunWest: If I had known it was based on the start of the stream I wouldn't have voted 2. cliffShrug
MagicalAttackGecko: I only watch LRR on my smart fridge
tehfewl: murder the kid berserk style?
Snowwraith: With what sword.
r10pez10: i started a timer when he started the game so i dunno
Traion: How do you slit the throat though?
r10pez10: it's very loose
red_shoes_jeff: @Snowwraith He'll use the candlestick.
NightValien28: that ain't a sword
jjcard: wow, just joined to "slit the throat and throw to guards"
lirazel64: Sorry, blocked by a cutscene
r10pez10: the lord just did arthur fist
TXC2: "you've come! I mean you said you would, but.... you've come"
ArkhamArchivist: why did they let the prisoner have a sword
saucemaster5000: in english dub he just say "sup bro"
red_shoes_jeff: "I don't know why they let me keep this."
Didero: He had it hidden in a secret pocket
Traion: He is a kid of noble blood, more house arrest than prisoner @arkhamarchivist
TehAmelie: i know "katana"
accountmadeforants: They thought his frail little arms couldn't lift the sword
accountmadeforants: Is it a sweet katana?
Didero: The Wolf? Geralt is here?
BrowneePoints: "To Tie with that which is Precious" or "Sword of Binding" wheeler
TehAmelie: no lords or kings!
Mushbie: @accountmadeforants it is in fact quite sweet
Malkaresh: Just switched over fron
RassilonDND: what was it that alex loved to say. AH, nippon steel
Didero: is this a bong
Earthenone: got ye flask?
tehfewl: Take a sip
rocketjohn: is the medicine just piss?
ArkhamArchivist: delicious Baja Blast
NightValien28: got the protein flask ready
TehAmelie: so in this game you die if you're out of gourd
RassilonDND: Yay, something to put mountain dew in
NightValien28: rocketjohn magic piss, that fills up magically
r10pez10: wait why are we killing the kid
Earthenone: a sweet katana?
Didero: "But only a reed whistle! No other plants allowed"
r10pez10: *plays darude on a recorder*
AttackCowboy: Can you signal using a one-man-band fanfare?
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that i love you all beyond measure! <3
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
r10pez10: a shortcut, if you will
TehAmelie: lrrSHINE
rocketjohn: howdy hexy_lexy, welcome along :)
Didero: Stealth!
NojhLivic: Such stealth
r10pez10: i bet the kid is illusory
TehAmelie: remember, some illusory walls only open to attacks, not rolls (why From?)
RassilonDND: Dont worry, this is a steath game. you wouldnt want to alert the gaurds
AttackCowboy: taking a flying knee to literally everything is sealth
TXC2: our Karate Knife
Didero: You missed an item up there, on the ground
rocketjohn: the kid does not seem perplexed
Earthenone: oaks voice in your head tells you there is a time and a place for everything
Traion: This game has different rules for hidden walls and there are only a few @tehamelie
Steelwolf171: Ah yes, the legendary ghostly stealth of the shinobi
AttackCowboy: I like that we've decided to roleplay a slightly fussy orangutang just wrecking shit to entertain themselves
accountmadeforants: Not polite to unsheathe your sword indoors unless the host says it's okay, Japanese customs, ya know.
r10pez10: sensu bean
accountmadeforants: There is
TXC2: cheeki and/or breeki
r10pez10: my chair is a shinobi
TehAmelie: sword blades have a lot of germs you know
TehAmelie: like keys
TXC2: or money
RassilonDND: you don't want to unsheathe your sword. it looses half its value if you take it out from the sheathe
Malkaresh: Oop. PS tv and apps are much quiter than twitch,
red_shoes_jeff: I am my own Shinobi! *cracks neck, shoulders, and back*
noSmokeFire: your sword loses half its resale value as soon as you drive it off the lot
r10pez10: lmao
r10pez10: you got about six minutes left
Didero: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:58.
RassilonDND: and time
r10pez10: that's only one death
Traion: Can't sword in the tower
thraximore: one, ah ah ah
hexy_lexy: LUL gdi wheeler
Snowwraith: No-sword zone.
Earthenone: you were inside, cant sword inside
theblakdeth: killed by the first dude LUL
AttackCowboy: 29 minutes till first death
Didero: Then that kill was illegal, and the enemies should be disqualified
accountmadeforants: It's kinda like an AT field, but for swords
AttackCowboy: from prediction
thraximore: so you can't kill NPCs
ContingentCat: it is what it says on the tin
Earthenone: they had to put the child in a no sword zone, because of gamers
heyalexdaily: I always get killed by the first Goomba in Mario, too.
red_shoes_jeff: How is that a backstab? You stabbed their shoulders!
Styxseus: I think that's the case with all npcs
NojhLivic: oh yes
Didero: If they wanteda fight they shouldn't've turned their back on us
BrowneePoints: Yes
Styxseus: ehh, maybe except one? don't recall
NojhLivic: If I have one piece of advice, it is learn to parry.
thraximore: parrying is 100% mandatory
BrowneePoints: If you don't parry you WILL not be able to beat this. Period
Snowwraith: You only have to parry if you don't want to be dead.
thraximore: omg is he FATROLLING
RassilonDND: You could platypus instead, but i dont recommend it
TehAmelie: i'm sure some people have completed the game without parrying
TXC2: well I can't play this game then :p
Didero: Wow, Guard 2 jut slacking there
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie mechanically you cannot
TehAmelie: rats
Didero: "You take this one, Phil, I'll just hang back"
r10pez10: i feel like we're the baddie in this
Traion: I guarantee you someone has beaten this without parry while using a banana as a controller @browneepoints LUl
AttackCowboy: Sometimes brute force isn't enough, try more brute force
Traion: LUL
NojhLivic: No
NightValien28: you are fine just brute force everything, nothing bad will happen
Vyous: Yes, but it's pretty tough
Traion: Nope you can't
BrowneePoints: No
thraximore: I.... doubt it
red_shoes_jeff: Find out.
ArkhamArchivist: you can certainly try
DVio141: No you cannot
BrowneePoints: There are enemies you HAVE to parry
NightValien28: you can sure can go for it buddy
Styxseus: maybe with exploits?
BrowneePoints: Yes
Awesem: Probably but it would be hella hard
Statist42: someone? possibly. you on the first run? almost def not
NojhLivic: That was a good parry!
rocketjohn: Statist42 rude...
noSmokeFire: can't you win by exclusively throwing money at people?
NojhLivic: Nicely done!
RassilonDND: Yes, you could. But the level of skill you need to win without perry is quite high
Styxseus: Is this a first playtrought?
TXC2: Styxseus yes
NightValien28: you cannot backstab if you are in combat
Snowwraith: Backstabs only work if they're unaware.
r10pez10: just hold out for 2 mins!
Jackomaning: you can't. it's only stealth kills
RassilonDND: You can beat this game with a dance pad so i assume you could win without parry
Malkaresh: As far as i know, parrying is a core mechanic,
Styxseus: Then you will need to parry. Parry is the strongest/intended method for alot of things that die VERY slowly if you dont use parries.
Snowwraith: You've got a posture bar too, and you broke each others at the same time.
AttackCowboy: Is status in the society based off size like 40k orks? Cause that person seemed rather large
BrowneePoints: You broke each others posture
Styxseus: Basically.
NojhLivic: You and the enemies basically have the same rules, but different stats.
r10pez10: this is literally pocket sand
Styxseus: You'll see :D
red_shoes_jeff: POCKET SAND!
accountmadeforants: Yes
RassilonDND: Basically promotions come with Mario mushrooms
DVio141: Pocket sand!
NightValien28: its recipe from old country
thraximore: its... pocket sand
theblakdeth: we From Soft now
r10pez10: weirdly, that prediction was 51 to 49
Vyous: You don't have the hook yet
Snowwraith: Manual ledge grabbing.
Didero: I hope that white stuff isn't bird poop
r10pez10: getting to learn the platforming mechanics makes me immediately suspicious there will be a boss that requires it
accountmadeforants: An excellent early game FromSoft goblin
andysoo89: @didero it almost certainly is
Didero: I meant the former but now I"m wondering both
TehAmelie: it's probably graffitti
RassilonDND: Noo you leave steve alone. hes just trying to make a living
TXC2: if that much bird poop is falling from the air, we have bigger problems
Mushbie: sont
Mushbie: *dont
Styxseus: That's a gotcha enemy, you did the right thing :P
Tom_Bruise: you just killed the Hunchback of Noteru Dameyo, congratulations
Didero: @TXC2 And a lot of free fertizlier!
accountmadeforants: It was a "kill this or get repeatedly ankle-shanked"
qegixar: Oh shit! I didn't mean yo kill you! I thought you were a figment of my imagination!
Mushbie: it would have stabbed you
NightValien28: TXC2 that's poop, but not bird Kappa
RassilonDND: only one way to find out
Didero: Anything with a health bar deserves to die
PixelArtDragon: Only one way to find out if something's survivable
r10pez10: it appears james owes you twenty dollars
andysoo89: Does this game have fall damage?
NightValien28: yes
NojhLivic: Yeah lots of fall damage
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: @Didero But we have a health bar
TVsNate: There's only ever one way to find out if you can survive a fall
Traion: No fall damage irrc
Didero: I think you did a wall jump while falling?
Snowwraith: The can only double-jump off walls.
TXC2: is there also Autumn damage? Kappa
TVsNate: I believe it's called the James Turner Method
Didero: @Didero I fail to see how that's a counter-argument Kappa
Didero: You can get hypothermia here, I think
red_shoes_jeff: Door?
Denis_Dobrolubov: @Didero We deserve to die twice. But no more.
TehAmelie: how discreet. i'm sure everyone thought that was a bird
ArkhamArchivist: How did this small nerd make it all the way here
Didero: how did the kid get here with the guards on the bridge
NojhLivic: @ArkhamArchivist We killed evcerybody between him and us.
NightValien28: they are very bad guards
red_shoes_jeff: Took the stairs.
accountmadeforants: He's surrounded by an Anti-Sword Field.
Didero: Eh, children rarely say anything important
TXC2: I also don't parry
ThankYouUro: I'm sure you'll learn it soon enough
Traion: I never parry in Souls but in this parrying is the core mechanic
r10pez10: awoo
TVsNate: you're fiiiine, this game hardly ever makes you parry. it's mostly dialog and hugs
Styxseus: You'll get *plenty * if opportunity to practice
NojhLivic: The game shall give you plenty oppertunity to learn parrying
TXC2: "back in my day" said the 8 year old
Didero: I have a Neopet that's older than this boy
RassilonDND: no worries, you will pick it up and the parry window is HUGE in this game
accountmadeforants: In this game they realized parrying is cheating so they built the whole game around it.
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, the game teaches you parrying super fast, and it makes you feel like a GOD
TehAmelie: maybe it's a cultural difference thing
NojhLivic: Dodging will be required as well, so it'll be interesting
michele6963: he's a rich asia kid, i'll allow it =))
r10pez10: i mean parrying is just timing it right
Snowwraith: Parrying doesn't have a wind-up in this, so it's less finicky.
Didero: Eh, just learn as you go
NerdwurksMedia: "Owned" couches or "made mistakes in"?
ThankYouUro: There's probably a boss that demands you master it in order to kill it, and afterwards, its second hand
vrecken: you can win
thraximore: He cheats
NightValien28: only if you lose
Tom_Bruise: the supposed-to-lose fight, yes
tehfewl: just win
Traion: You can win
Awesem: You can beat the boss
Critterbot: You can beat it, but it is very hard.
r10pez10: is this a field of bird poop
michele6963: yes, even if you win, you lose
Awesem: But the same story beat always happens
PixelArtDragon: Just win 4head
RassilonDND: this is a winnable fight. i believe in you wheeler
TehAmelie: The Boss is the boss?
TXC2: just win forehead
BrowneePoints: You can "Beat" him, but you can't "win"
NerdwurksMedia: win but lose anyway kind of way
Traion: If you win you die via ambush cutscene
TehAmelie: aww i was hoping The Boss would show up with her infinity minigun
BrowneePoints: Darn railroading DMs!
Robot_Bones: he he Winning Butt
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r10pez10: good joke streamer (even though i don't get it)
Critterbot: I think you say something like "Leave it to me"
RassilonDND: is wheeler trying to say omakase?
Styxseus: :D
BrowneePoints: Wheeler going FULL Crazy Frog
Critterbot: Or "I'll take care of it"
Awesem: Remember Ben, it's a rhythm game
Robot_Bones: Bing Bing not google google WutFace
Didero: I think the mark above him means that you can't parry it?
theblakdeth: this fight is unfai the first time because they don't introduce what the kanji mean until later
andysoo89: It’s chinese for danger
Didero: stomped like a goomba
saucemaster5000: frankly that wasn't half bad
accountmadeforants: @theblakdeth Just know Japanese 4Head
theblakdeth: there are two kanji used in SEkiro. one means it's unparryable, one can be reversed by a skill we get later
NojhLivic: They'll explain the mark soon
Styxseus: It does @Didero
ThankYouUro: he disarmed you!
thraximore: Better than my first attempt :D
AlienNanobots: A mechanic you haven't been introduced to yet
Traion: Considering how quickly you learned the combat rhythm in Dark Souls you are gonna be a parry god in no time
Styxseus: It pretty much means HE is going for the kill
RassilonDND: I hope he can find his arm
TehAmelie: he wans't even using his main weapon which is clearly a telephone pole launcher
Vyous: Yes
BrowneePoints: Yep
Statist42: its "danger! if you know how to counter this, now is the time to do it"
Traion: Yes
Styxseus: Yes
r10pez10: how does a goomba parry a mario
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NojhLivic: You are, but there are other ways of handling them that can be more advangetous, sometimes.
Traion: You can parry everything that boss just did. In general you can parry basically everything in this game
BrowneePoints: This game is VERY good at giving you lots of tools for an engagement. After I learned to play the game wanted me to Wheeler, this QUICKLY became my favorite FromSoft game
accountmadeforants: There's also a mechanic (Mikiri Counter) you have to unlock, and it's still stupid that you have to unlock it.
TVsNate: @r10pez10 By wearing a Kaiser helmet if I recall my Mario RPG correctly
BrowneePoints: Play the game the way it wanted me to*
ThankYouUro: that prostetic works, somehow
TXC2: world's greatest prosthetic
Abavus: So much arms
PixelArtDragon: So we're a Skywalker, now?
r10pez10: is he... obsessed with arms?
andysoo89: So we’re a cyborg ninja?
TXC2: man remember ARMS for the switch?
Tom_Bruise: Wait, a ninja with a robotic limb... and Neon Dynasty has *just* been announced...
Traion: Dark Souls 1 Painted world was the start of the obsession I think
alexanderthefine: oh hey, Guts loses his arm
Styxseus: Arms are cool
vrecken: manus=a giant arm
Styxseus: :D
Robot_Bones: if you go on his twitter its all show Arms baby
TVsNate: on a scale of one to Tarantino film...
BrowneePoints: "Gotta Hand it to ya FromSoft" starring Wheeler
raulghoulia: nailed it
ThankYouUro: nice one
Didero: "An arm's away: Dark Souls and restraining orders"
NojhLivic: I'd listen to that podcast.
TXC2: SOLD!
rocketjohn: you, adam, cameron and alex could definitely make that podcast.
r10pez10: From Software With Love Of Arms
Tom_Bruise: Could you get Serafinowicz on From Software With Love, you think?
ThankYouUro: A podcast about how James Bond beat Demon's Souls
TehAmelie: oh yeah, remember how Souls is a huge Berserk homage to the point DS1 just has a Berserk character in it
frnknstn: "Timothy Dalton's favourite is Bloodbourne"
Didero: "Hey, a corpse, let's take that home!"
JohnAnyteller: @rocketjohn I'd pay to watch that podcast
TVsNate: The only mod I've seen for this game turned your character into Krillin and it was impeccable
r10pez10: bet he was asleep for 14 years or something
saucemaster5000: guy's got a lot of dolls
TXC2: are shinobi tools like Cow tools? Kappa
NojhLivic: Hearing hte Japense is interesting cause he sounds pretty similiar to the English VA
Styxseus: Oh.. Yeah.. For sure..
Traion: Just so we establish this early Wheeler: I assume you want to play this blind. But should we give you non spoiler hints on how to get to a hidden boss when the time comes in a couple weeks?
vrecken: 1000%
Robot_Bones: First one not Named John Dark SOul
thraximore: In general he'll say "hey chat" if he wants help
ArkhamArchivist: Sculptor isn't laughing creepily every other line, are they even a From Soft NPC?
TehAmelie: @TXC2 https://i.imgur.com/YsqOwGX.jpg i think yes
Theroastedrooster: Hi every body
TXC2: TehAmelie damn
ANeMzero: Actually you'll find that Fromsofts classic game "The Adventures of Cookie & Cream" from 2000 had a one armed wolf that this is referencing
TXC2: hello Theroastedrooster welcome
ThankYouUro: Do you want front seating?
NojhLivic: Gotcha. Can do!
andysoo89: No backseating or you get a sackbeating
alexanderthefine: am I allowed to say that sekiro is actually a rhythm game?
Styxseus: The safe-word is "Hey chat" , got it ;D
JohnAnyteller: So if you ask, you want answers; if you don't we should just chill out and have fun with you
r10pez10: most souls games are pretty much rhythm games
Awesem: @alexanderthefine Someone was banned for this in his chat lol
Traion: Got it Chief. That is why I checked very early
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dreamyxcupcakes: this game is pretty
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andysoo89: Are we allowed to tell you to git gud? Kappa
Didero: Like we're your Alexa
ThankYouUro: Hey Wheelz
NojhLivic: Hey Chat is a really good idea.
DeM0nFiRe: It's like Simon Says!
RassilonDND: Whatever
TXC2: so Wheeler will ask us like we're Siri Kappa
ThankYouUro: We must not talk unless addressed, coolio
Theroastedrooster: At the end of the game we find out Bruce Willis is a ghost
r10pez10: get chili
Traion: Have you tried pyromancy in this game? Kappa
BrowneePoints: Y'all, fake spoilers are just as annoying. Please don't
ContingentCat: ah so we're like victorian children, meant to be seen and not heard
andysoo89: Have you considered being good at the game?
r10pez10: why is my instinct to smash the buddha
JPattemore: So stay quiet until you put your hand up and yell "Judge!"? Got it.
ThankYouUro: are we gonna use the moonlight greatsword this run?
rocketjohn: 'go left'
r10pez10: "w+m1"
Didero: "Have you instead considered NOT getting hit?"?
FarrinDelmirre: Just don't die fivehead
thraximore: Have you considered dying three times instead of two?
raulghoulia: chat has to get gud?
Styxseus: The true advice for darksouls? :D
DVio141: Try finger but hole?
LarkSachrosis: !advice
LRRbot: Moisten your bones.
Invitare: what about "Just dodge ˙͜>˙ "?
BrowneePoints: What about, "I appreciate you streamer"
accountmadeforants: Try the Ninja Scrolls of Pyromancy
ThankYouUro: Have you considered making your land drops?
LarkSachrosis: Wow I hated that advice...
ArkhamArchivist: We already got the sweet katana from that one guy, my advice well is dry
TXC2: !findquote advice
LRRbot: Quote #2257: "That movie may have been Naked Gun, which is probably not the best movie to go to for combat advice." —Paul [2016-04-04]
RassilonDND: Have you tried wheelie breakers?
Traion: Ideally "try pyromancy" while Wheeler is throwing fire balls
Theroastedrooster: Pry tyromancy
BrowneePoints: What about "My Ninja Info Cards"
Styxseus: xD
Duhstink: you should try pyromancer in this game
red_shoes_jeff: Well, didn't he?
JaymicUnyielding: You need to use the Storm Ruler
r10pez10: pocket sen
DVio141: If you stick to your ninja way you will surely beat this game
Easilycrazyhat: Those are weird looking souls...
Didero: So it's like one of the souls you have to crush in Dark Souls?
thraximore: Sure is
Tom_Bruise: So they'll take all the loose change, but not the coin purses? Got it
Traion: So we have pocket sen an pocket sand
BrowneePoints: This is the best looking FromSoft game and it isn't even close
r10pez10: But Whole Ahead
PixelArtDragon: Can we trade sen for pasta? I.e. sen <-> noods?
flowerseses: it's pretty soulslike in a lot of ways
PrivateDream: ok, i thought rhythm games are in 'rhythm cafe' domain, i am confused
andysoo89: @pixelartdragon swifGross swifGross
BrowneePoints: Yes
Mushbie: yup
TXC2: PixelArtDragon sir? SIR!
Traion: It is a DS3 style bonfire
ThankYouUro: b-b-b-b-b-bonfire! *Drop*
ArkhamArchivist: No, it's a Sculptor's Idol Kappa
qegixar: It's not a bonfire, but it is on fire.
NojhLivic: Haha
Tom_Bruise: You say that..
Styxseus: It's different in like how bloodborne is different, but in other ways
Duhstink: in difficulty even more souls like than souls, and lost souls/exp. but lore is much more straightforward
Duhstink: (still open to interpretation though)
qegixar: "I have a request. Please die."
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TXC2: Was
Tom_Bruise: he's fighting you... not that friendly
Snowwraith: It's more "game made by Fromsoft" than "soulsborne" game.
andysoo89: Dude really said fight me IRL
Styxseus: :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heyoo friens, how goes?
TXC2: hello NarwhalsInATrenchcoat welcom
ThankYouUro: "Damn, still alive". what a mood
TXC2: ThankYouUro right?
Styxseus: Lore! :D
Didero: He's immortal and he's chosen to use this gift by... standing around here picking fights?
AlienNanobots: "i'm literally immortal. Anyways, what's up with you?"
Duhstink: shadows die twice, is a minimum
Tom_Bruise: so... he's just the training dummy
r10pez10: "swinging one's sword"
Snowwraith: I recommend doing all of these.
Traion: He has a bunch of trainings you can unlock
Snowwraith: (It unlocks more)
ContingentCat: yes
accountmadeforants: Oh, I legit never realized there were trainings here, I thought it was just a way to test things out yourself.
PrivateDream: tracking is different in this game and getting behind rarely works
Traion: Was that a hey Chat?
Snowwraith: Backstabs aren't a thing, stealth kills only.
accountmadeforants: So I basically ignored him after the first time.
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Bleeding will stop naturally.
TVsNate: part of me has a lot of respect for a guy who, when discovering that he is immortal, decides to make a living as a human practice dummy
TXC2: lrrbot knida on point there
Duhstink: backstabs are mostly just from stealth
ThankYouUro: Sekiro, Wolf Dodges Twice
Traion: Yup
Styxseus: If you kick a loot-friend of a cliff :P
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Traion: This is the "You idiot softlocked yourself " chest
Didero: "But first I'll play this videogame"
TXC2: !break
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andysoo89: Why not both?
Styxseus: This kindof make me wanna go back and play this again, it's such a neat game
rocketjohn: god, twitch is so fucked up it's showing me a small advert and a big advert at the same time.
rocketjohn: what a pile of crap this platform surely is.
TXC2: oh shit Live today
Styxseus: !
ContingentCat: oh yeah LRL!
Styxseus: I forgot! :D Heck yes!
TXC2: !events
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TXC2: and we're back
ThankYouUro: seabatClap
Styxseus: It begins
Robot_Bones: There was and I gave a sensible chuckle
TXC2: "sweet dreams are made of these"
NojhLivic: THis is where the TEnchu truly begins
BrowneePoints: yea you should! I c annot recommend Spider-Man enough. that game slaps
Tom_Bruise: giving this man a grappling hook is like giving an 80's Miami man a a pound of cocaine
ThankYouUro: oh yeah, the new spiderman games has great web swinging!
TXC2: man I kinda wish I could still play Tenchu on my PS1 :p
Didero: Oh, didn't get back on time. Did Ben die after the break?
TXC2: Didero not yet
Didero: Great, thanks
Robot_Bones: ah honey honey
Traion: Note only hitting the actual Rest and Travel buttons do the heal and respawn people thing
Styxseus: Sure is!
TXC2: stealthy enough
Tom_Bruise: ah yes, the Shinobi Looter Vacuum
ThankYouUro: I think?
TXC2: and now I play the game of trying to tell if that's a person or a statue on 480p :p
Styxseus: Dropping a katana on someone from a roof probably hurts xD
Traion: There is, it works differently. You need to wait for the red dot to appear and you can only do it on unaware enemies
Tom_Bruise: "What... is this man doing?"
Styxseus: This game is great :D
ThankYouUro: I guess plunge attacks does not work when they are aware of you?
Didero: He's throwing his poop!
accountmadeforants: Try Dieromancy
ThankYouUro: that would have been your second and least death!
ThankYouUro: last*
Styxseus: Everyone is so full of slushies
accountmadeforants: No throwing poo until you've eaten your banana!
Traion: We are a bunch of monies, throwing poo comes naturally to us
Traion: *monkeys
BrowneePoints: there's quite a few execution animations yea
Kyir: Different ones based on when direction you're coming from
accountmadeforants: A trick of the light
Didero: Is everything in this game a "shinobi [noun]"?
ArkhamArchivist: I think Death Blows, no matter how you slice it
FarrinDelmirre: It was an illusion, just don't target it with a spell or an ability
ThankYouUro: Oh yeah, the Samurai deathblow, the Kensai Deathblow, the Shogun deathblow
accountmadeforants: Not everything, but many things, yes Didero . (And the things that aren't Shinobi [Thing] usually have "A Shinobi [thing]" in the description.
Didero: The deathblow tutorial messge did specifically say it only works on unaware enemies
Kyir: The wall really needed a hug
TXC2: "we're hunting shinobi"
Styxseus: All of the "nomral" actions are shinobi [noun] because.. Turns out we're a ninja
Tom_Bruise: just hold up a neon sign with "Nuh Uh You Can't See Me"
TVsNate: Ninety percent of stealth is positive thinking
varazeal: They have low rendering range on their end
Didero: "If you can see me so well, name five of my limbs"
Styxseus: :D
BusTed: tm tm tm
Tom_Bruise: Doof Goofem *definitely* chews ass
Didero: Is that when Goofy cosplays as Duke Nukem?
Traion: This area is very much a playground to learn your abilities so go nuts
TVsNate: "Hyuck, groovy"
TXC2: that's Elmur Fudd
accountmadeforants: That's excellent. We need a quote or advice that's just "Doof Goof'em"
Didero: why do they put one ceramic shard in a bag?
Didero: Conspicuous patch of grass
Lord_ZYRK: Is that part of the Goofy Cinematic Universe?
Traion: The bag is the bodybag we put people in @didero :p
TXC2: Jesus Wheeler :p
Didero: @Traion With a ceramic shard? :p
Styxseus: :D
SacrificialToast: he was a true shinobi
Didero: turns out bullets hurt
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Traion: Just in case you missed that tutorial text: You can block bullets with your sword
TXC2: when is this game meant to be set?
Didero: Take his gun!
Styxseus: One thing I do love, is how quickly you can "NO NO NO NO" away from enemies in this game xD
Traion: End of the warring states TXC
TehAmelie: what's our sword made out of anyway?
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] You'll have to excuse me chat, I'm something of a Doof Goofem.
LRRbot: New quote #7749: "You'll have to excuse me chat, I'm something of a Doof Goofem." —Wheeler [2021-08-28]
raulghoulia: what are you going to do, stab me?
Didero: did you just slam him into the wall with your sword?
TXC2: Traion ah, as I suspected, thanks
Traion: I assume this is set during Hideyoshi's reign before the Korean Invasion
ArkhamArchivist: the 360 dpad honks on bobo
Styxseus: Oh is your heal-button broken? :P
SacrificialToast: might be worth rebinding then
TehAmelie: i'd like a parody game that's just this except your sword breaks after the fifth guy you parry and then you die
SacrificialToast: one of the face buttons could be use item?
Traion: Our sword is made out of folded banana
Traion: Yes
FarrinDelmirre: Yes
Styxseus: They are souls dogs, yes
ArkhamArchivist: of course they are
saucemaster5000: they have souls yes
blip2004: very souls dog
Didero: what does that question mean?
accountmadeforants: The d-pad is fantastic for movement, not great for the "select item" thing many games use it for nowadays. (The opposite is true for those clicky d-pads, great for selection, awful for movement.)
DVio141: Glorious japanese steel folded a thousand times
ThankYouUro: Onions. Layers upon layers of onions, folded thousandfold
TehAmelie: ooh, that's the onion knight's secret
Traion: Someone at From Soft must've been hurt by a dog at some point and has a vendetta against them
TXC2: Didero Wheeler is asking if these dogs are from the deepest bowls of Hell
accountmadeforants: Parry Dog btw
Robot_Bones: 1000 layers of folded Dog
accountmadeforants: (It's a joke I stole from Adam, I think?)
Traion: Dogs in FromSoft are just hot bullshit
TXC2: they also stun lock you :p
TVsNate: Souls dogs are spastic aggressive nightmares
Didero: Thanks for explaining! That sounds 'fun'
Styxseus: They're sortof fragile but fast, dangerous and unpredictable
DVio141: The souls dogs can't harm you if you stick to your ninja way
OminouslyOminous: They are kind of borken.
TehAmelie: me, realizing skeleton warriors are the worst enemies in DS1 except for. . .giant skeletons that move like dogs
Styxseus: and they show up in a bunch of souls-games :D as the same type of enemy
BrowneePoints: Much like Real Life
Traion: The answer is yes for the dogs
accountmadeforants: They're basically guided missiles that hit more than once.
saucemaster5000: they also all have adorable names like "sprinkles" and "muffintop," but no one ever asks
TehAmelie: is that a chocobo?
DeM0nFiRe: rpgJerkBird
TXC2: TehAmelie the bone wheels are the worst enemies in DS1
Styxseus: They are less of a problem here because you are SO fast, but they still are fromsoft dogs
Didero: what did that chicken ever do to you? :O
Traion: How did Brazilian chickens get to Japan?!
BrowneePoints: They were looking a little peckish tbh
xerjen: For only 59,99
TXC2: a fowl pun there Wheeler
OminouslyOminous: Torch hollows are no fun either.
Didero: good joke, streamer
ThankYouUro: Now it'll haunt you as a poultygeist
Traion: Red orbs is miniboss
TXC2: the rorbs
Tom_Bruise: It's a Larger person at the very least
Didero: or you just keep walking and ignore him :p
Robot_Bones: Bah weep granna weep mini boss
Didero: Pacifist run!
Styxseus: *chucks shard at head* *immediately attracts attention*
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BrowneePoints: oh no, wheeler skipped past that box
TXC2: that was the exact opposite of what we wanted :p
Tom_Bruise: "Snake, come in. It appears you drew your enemy's attention to yourself. What the fuck?"
Didero: We also missed the explanation of what a 'Perilous Attack' is
TVsNate: I don't remember if he does, but his string section is pretty persistent
waylewis: try go around the left side and reach the gate roof. the fun begins there
waylewis: BACKSTAB
theblakdeth: hot ninjas in your area
TXC2: "find hot shinobi in your area"
DeM0nFiRe: Hot Single Generals In Your Area
Didero: Final death of this run
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Traion: Dodging doesn't have iframes in this game btw Ben
waylewis: Activision tip: TRY DEFLECT
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
Styxseus: Eyyy
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Easilycrazyhat: Wait! That's cheating!
Didero: Presumably the game pauses when it shows a tutorial
Styxseus: If you miseed the turtorial for the red sign, the practice guy teaches it I think.
Tom_Bruise: the Red thing means "Don't try to block this you Doof Goofem"
BrowneePoints: you accidentally skipped past the red sign tutorial
ArkhamArchivist: No, Sekiro was un-armed in the cutscene after the fight you had to lose
accountmadeforants: It's a "Parry this you filthy casual"
Traion: the Red sign means no block or normal parry
Muddy_Thunder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:37:44.
varazeal: Its nice he stops attacking you when you open the menu
BrowneePoints: just posture
Traion: no stamina
NojhLivic: I recommend looking up the text of that tutorial
TehAmelie: i like that you get the warning over your own head
BrowneePoints: I would look up the text of that tutorial
TXC2: Arthur "two swings" jackson
Critterbot: Red marks like that above your head means unlockable attack incoming.
Tom_Bruise: So that's it for deaths then
waylewis: red sign thrust = blockable with 100% deflect or mikiri red sign sweep = unblockable and vertical jump dodge available red sign grab = RUN or umbrella deflect
theblakdeth: as a fellow non-parrier in DS games, you really need to parry in Sekiro
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEAR
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
BrowneePoints: @waylewis first playthrough and going in blind
ThankYouUro: Sekiro: Shadows Parry a Lot
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
NojhLivic: Nicely done
waylewis: NOICE
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
Styxseus: You win! \o/
Tom_Bruise: A Piece-of-Heart! Nice
Traion: Yes
Styxseus: Correct
NojhLivic: Correct
Kaorti: Fighting with a katana involves a lot of parrying, so parrying is important here.
RandomTrivia: Good stream everyone, see you nex- lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: I think running away and then stealth killing him again does work, though. (Or maybe they changed that?)
theblakdeth: a cool mechanic is that perfect parries can't break your posture
Didero: When they're throbbing and red, you should thrust, yeah
accountmadeforants: Yup, you nailed it.
NojhLivic: Yup. Got it.
BrowneePoints: Correct, and as long as you are PARRYING, even if your bar is full your posture won't break
Vyous: Yes, that is correct
Styxseus: You wanna get them as big as possible, until they.. Yes.
Kaorti: stealth kill are legit too though, you *are* a ninja
Traion: Yes correct you get a deathblow when their posture bar is full
waylewis: in some mini boss requires to do so @accountmadeforants
TVsNate: Wait until they are fully engorged and then make your move
BrowneePoints: Sen=Souls/Blood
Traion: Your posture recovers faster when you hold block btw
waylewis: yes true
Traion: Infinity Sen, you loose half upon death
Styxseus: Dogs :D
GSCeurope: yep, fill their posture bar before they fill yours, and you've got it made
Traion: Nope no way to recover it
BrowneePoints: but they give you WAY more currency in this as a balance
Traion: You also loose half your exp to the next skill point (also unrecoverable)
waylewis: so either you buy all emblem spirit or necessary equipment before approaching boss or,,, git gud
TehAmelie: you level up with sen AND these prayer beads? swanky
qegixar: See that gourd? Yeah, I invented gourds.
waylewis: prayer bread don't function like some "toys"
Traion: You have a separate XP bar too @tehamelie sen is just money
TXC2: "touch the darkness inside me"
ArkhamArchivist: Seek seek thou lest? or whatever
waylewis: need for to make an wearable accessories to boost HP bar
Didero: This flask is relly well made, you might even call it a...... gourd job
accountmadeforants: @Traion I thought it was everything that was in the bar? Just whole skill points stuck around.
ThankYouUro: for a game about posture, we're a real slouch
saucemaster5000: they work really hard to not just say estus flask
Traion: Pretty sure it is half. Not 100% sure though @accountmadeforants
theblakdeth: haha
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: i have noticed team Souls have a real hard time staying away from the Souls games motifs. even after promising they were done after DS3. . .
Traion: CLAP
RayFK: No
Styxseus: *clap*
dumpsterfire: insert ha here
Tom_Bruise: Please clap.
ThankYouUro: seabatClap wheelerMonkey Ahahah wheelerMonkey seabatClap
SnackPak_: hahaha
RandomTrivia claps
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: seabatClap
varazeal: Slow clap
Didero: But when is the joke coming?
RayFK: Sure can't
waylewis: each death takes 50% off from your sen and exp bar.
accountmadeforants: Traion Fextralife says all but whole points: https://sekiroshadowsdietwice.wiki.fextralife.com/Skill+Points+and+Experience
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TXC2: would if we could Wheeler Kappa
waylewis: and there's a chance from unseen aid which prevent the lost
varazeal: unacceptable
ThankYouUro: The Baja Blast Bottle
RandomTrivia: Sounds gourd to me lrrBEEJ
Traion: I dif
TehAmelie: sen aren't exactly souls but no one would even notice if you called them that
waylewis: however dying alot cost reduce the rate of this aid to happen
BrowneePoints: How dare you use terms from their other games in their other game!
saucemaster5000: but they have paragraphs of dialogue to convince you it's not the exact same thing!
accountmadeforants: Oh, no, unless they mean 50% of the bar? It's phrased a bit weirdly. May need to test that.
NojhLivic: That's fine. I refer to the thing in Dark souls as a gourd cause Sekriko was my first game.
Traion: I did the same the first time I played this Ben
waylewis: 50% of what you have in the filled bar
waylewis: to be precise
Didero: Did she just say "My master Dogen"?
Styxseus: :D
Traion: She did @didero
waylewis: yea.. sort of
Styxseus: Well, master as in teacher, I think
Didero: @Traion Didn't she just say she doesn't want to say her master's name?
Styxseus: Not the one she serves
ArkhamArchivist: just collecting Blood Echoes to take to the Firekeeper in Majula
Traion: She was talking as her teacher not her employer @didero
Didero: @Traion Ah, ok, thanks
SacrificialToast: I know the one
saucemaster5000: yup
MagicalAttackGecko: the loud boi?
Styxseus: YES
accountmadeforants: Horse lad?
Styxseus: Will do
Inkompetence: Spanish is also a good choice, if I recall?
waylewis: that horse riding dude
NojhLivic: Hmm. I don't know which you're referring to.
RandomTrivia: I have no idea what you're talking about but oh my am I looking forward to it :D
NojhLivic: Oh wait him. Okay.
theblakdeth: I think I have an idea which one youre talking about
Styxseus: Spanish is also very good
waylewis: is still far away from here
Traion: Got it Ben
theblakdeth: ROBERTOO
Tom_Bruise: Large Horse Lad does do a good entrance scream
saucemaster5000: a voice line for the ages
waylewis: MY NAME ! IS O...... ONIWA!!!
NojhLivic: I think I'll do my next playthrough in Japanese...
TehAmelie: ha, i was just rereading the part in One Piece with the extremely shouty long haired samurai guy and it was irritating just to read
waylewis: that's what he yell
Tom_Bruise: Have you considered becoming a Voice Actor?
saucemaster5000: funny thing is he didn't know they were recording
mitomanox: wheeler I want to be like you when I grow up
Didero: why do you need to pick 4 different menu options to install this permanent upgrade
TXC2: it is :p
Tom_Bruise: It IS, but you do get to shout professionally, which is what you wanted, yes?
Traion: You get plenty emblems from murdering people
Didero: RT
Traion: RT
ThankYouUro: Train with that dead dude?
Kaorti: Emblems only really limit use in individual fights
ThankYouUro: maybe it has a little tutorial
Critterbot: Nice.
Didero: You also have that purse for more sen
Styxseus: The only health that matter is the last bit anyways
Styxseus: Oh yeah, might be a tutorial for the red sign at the training guy
Traion: The purse is like the soul items in dark souls, you can crack them when you need to
theblakdeth: coming from a true Magic player
Kaorti: not quite true. health changes how fast your posture regens
TXC2: there's alive, dead, and only mostly dead
Styxseus: Oh right! I forgot! @Kaorti
TehAmelie: i'd imagine putting money in a purse would be a simple and effective way to store it
Styxseus: It does actually matter here :P
NojhLivic: No block, only parry!
Didero: You don't block? Is that why you died earlier? Kappa
Kaorti: so low health is harder even if you aren't dead
waylewis: at some stage you might the math bro
Manae: I'm sure that Cam quote has already been played at least once
accountmadeforants: A nest egg OpieOP
Tom_Bruise: it's a money egg
Didero: purse-fect
Traion: This game is great for these wide open areas to puzzle out
waylewis: purse gives juice
TXC2: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Styxseus: Well, you got the guy on a tower with a gun
waylewis: noice kill
TehAmelie: the sen you carry is actually just loose bills stuffed in your pants and that's why you can't keep it when you die. it all makes sense. except for not having a wallet
Didero: I feel like it's kind of mean that you don't automatically get the sen after a kill
Traion: You have a wallet the purse items you can crack for Sen are your wallet @tehamelie
waylewis: try hold RB for thrust attack
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
theblakdeth: these guys came from the Jackie Chan minion school of fighting. 1 at a time
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
TehAmelie: exactly. why can't you put all your money in those
NojhLivic: Gah I hate those birds
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TXC2: "they're bois, with guns, gunbois."
waylewis: cuz ninja don't carry empty purse for top tup
Styxseus: You know fromsoft, you know the birds xD
Tom_Bruise: ooooh boy...
Traion: Wolf wants to avoid the "big wallet" problem from that one CYOA book Adam played @tehamelie Kappa
Kyir: Hits a bit too close to home
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
waylewis: have the charm send to the temple statue to enjoy new journey
Traion: @waylewis you might want to cool it a tad
waylewis: chicken is beneath the nanny house
Kaorti: I think the patrols are dead
varazeal: Sumo
Kaorti: good show!
Styxseus: Mmm, big boy
Didero: We're exactly the right height to stab him right between the buttocks too
waylewis: @Traion err meaning?
Didero: Increases money drops for some time, it seems
TXC2: Kancho that Mofo
Traion: @waylewis cool the backseating tips a tad :)
waylewis: ok
TXC2: Wheeler will ask if he wants help
TehAmelie: the old "huge enemy being an unfortunate height for the standard backstab animation" eh
Styxseus: Basically keeping advice and tips to a minimum unless Wheeler asks for it
ThankYouUro: "Hey Chat, Can i Kill this lady?"
Tom_Bruise: y... yes...
Kyir: BibleThump
Tom_Bruise: "Is someone there?"
Didero: He said "IS somebody there?"
Traion: "Is somebody there"
Styxseus: "Is anyone there?"
NojhLivic: Say nothing is a cancel
waylewis: @Styxseus ok
TXC2: "are you still there?"
Styxseus: lrrSHINE @waylewis
Didero: "I'm dying but let me share my life story"
TehAmelie: "i'm sorry, was that a question?" needs to be an option in all Fromsoft conversations
Traion: vassaline or barcode!
Didero: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
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TehAmelie: you know i'm talking about you, bearcat lady
Styxseus: :D
jibkat: Who do the bells toll for?
TXC2: HI OH!
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theblakdeth: I thought you were going to make a Bell of Awakening joke TBH
ThankYouUro: Sekiro: The Bell Tolls Twice
Didero: woop woop flew the coop
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
Styxseus: They brought bigger guns! xD
TXC2: INCOMING!
Tom_Bruise: You thought you had the upper hand huh? Shinobi Napalm Strike!
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
theblakdeth: wat
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
BrowneePoints: side passage found
PadawanTK16: Oh hey, mortars!
Traion: It just costs health to fall to your death. Game is generous that way
waylewis: like 40%
RandomTrivia: This looks like the kind of place that would lead to a weird sequence break skip
Styxseus: Hands on xD
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TotallyNotaBeholder: The commercial break was okay, too commercially though
TXC2: and we're back
jibkat: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: indeed, mornings are evil
Traion: Ben quick question for your preference: If you walk past an NPC without noticing (like for example the son if you hadn't seen him) should we call it out or are you cool with missing them?
Didero: why are they shooting mortars inside a wooden village
PadawanTK16: Because mortars go brrr
jibkat: The same way your magic robot arm works
Styxseus: Insert Skyrim stealth quip here
RedbeardTheTechnical: That's what they get for shooting fireworks in a residential zone
TotallyNotaBeholder: Turns out it cuts both ways
Traion: It doesn't lock on to grapple targets
Didero: "Possession Balloon" sounds ominous
RedbeardTheTechnical: Balloons! :D
Styxseus: It's very much like a souls game, but also very much not like a souls game
Traion: That is a swing point
Vyous: Triangle points you can swing from but can't land on
waylewis: wow never notice there's balloon here
Styxseus: It means you dont land at the end of it.
Didero: Circle is "go here", triangle is "swing past here"?
Traion: Ben quick question for your preference: If you walk past an NPC without noticing (like for example the son if you hadn't seen him) should we call it out or are you cool with missing them?
Rootpotato: can we make a veil from that snake skin
thraximore: Ah, we found some snakeskin
TheMerricat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Traion: Got it
TXC2: !findquote clap
LRRbot: Quote #1636: "Chickens don't clap." —Alex [2016-01-22]
thraximore: umbraSmile failure is an integral component of FromSoftware games
RedbeardTheTechnical: !findquote explore
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheMerricat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
thraximore: 👏
jibkat: :clap:
Didero: Sometimes streamers feel the need to rush through a game because they think they ned to keep people's attention or something, I'm glad you're taking your time
Didero: That may have sounded sarcastic, sorry, it really isn't
Easilycrazyhat: In your blood? Is it contagious? >.>
Traion: You played Mario Sunshine. There is probably video evidence
thraximore: @Didero As we saw with Betrayal at Krondor, PiF is the place for durdling
RedbeardTheTechnical: The day-to-day experience that those giant, aggro chickens imply is horrifying
Traion: Movement in this game in particular feels great
TXC2: right? like give me a tourist mode of souls games please
Didero: @Didero I missed that PiF. I managed to catch the very end of a stream sometimes if Beej ran VERY late
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varazeal: Souls are great
varazeal: I just suck at them
waylewis: meditate and tap to stillness for time travel in eories~
waylewis: memories~
waylewis: probably a fake one
RedbeardTheTechnical: That's exaaactly my experience with them too @varazeal
Tom_Bruise: Pray to the Buddha, and optional levels you shall receive as a heavenly bounty
TXC2: "pressed between the pages of my mind"
Didero: Playable cutscene!
Tom_Bruise: Sure, why not
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, this is fine
waylewis: yea
Traion: I got my ass beat so bad the first time I played Dark Souls. I even got my ass handed to me the first time I came to Ringed City
Easilycrazyhat: Nah
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Traion: You are fine here
waylewis: better to be here
Styxseus: You can go here at any time, now is fine.
TXC2: "should I be here?" Is a mood and a half
saucemaster5000: there's loads of "correct" ways to go, this if fine
ManOCatherby: everything is fine
Styxseus: *should* is optional, its kindof open
Didero: I can totally see the appeal of Souls games, but I just don't have the patience or desire to git gud
Styxseus: It's not a BAD idea
waylewis: for better gameplay experience. Hirata is a must visit area
saucemaster5000: nah this ain't a catacombs situation
TheMerricat: Sequence breaks are awesome when they work.
Traion: You are on intended difficulty here
TXC2: you can PREY to Neto before the Gargoyles : p
thraximore: Running is a late-game technique
Didero: It briefly showed a hint that you can sprint with B+left stick, but you were busy at the time
waylewis: in early-mid game
RedbeardTheTechnical: I think they mainly just hide things with the level design - weird nooks and crannies
NojhLivic: THere are secret revolving doors. You'll find a few of them. But no illusions that I've found.
Traion: There are the game will give you hint for how to spot them in this area
thraximore: There are secret passages, but they use real walls
blip2004: there are a couple walls you can cut
MalenkyMalchick: On my first play through I did this part now.
Scar_Red_Tiger: THey are not well hidden
TXC2: "what year is it?" "Why it's Christmas day sir!"
Tom_Bruise: Dragonspring Pilgrimage BC, or Dragonspring Pilgrimage AD?
Didero: Dude, Wolf, read the subtitles, it said 'Three Years Ago', pay attention to your own game
Traion: You can swim
AllTheWeasels: 50/50 on being able to swim
Styxseus: Only one way to find out!
waylewis: and more than swim
AllTheWeasels: either you can or your can't
RosewoodLynx: Don't you hate when you try to meditate and suddenly get transported to the past? What a drag.
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
RandomTrivia: I don't think you can John Cena your way out of this :D
Didero: This dude is not wearing enough clothes for a sword fight
Traion: Ben is stealthing like a toddler playing hide and seek. "Nah ah, you didn't see me. You are cheating! "
waylewis: that's how bandit wear.
TheMerricat: So chat, I've missed a bunch of the stream, what are the penalties for dying?? just restarting from a checkpoint or do you lose something?
AllTheWeasels: lrrJUDGE my opponent definitely couldn't see me there
TXC2: TheMerricat you lose half of your not souls
Traion: @themerricat loose half money and half xp to the next skill point and respawn at the last bonfire
Didero: Why does stabbing him in the neck extinguish his torch?
waylewis: @TheMerricat 50% of existing sen and filed exp bar
waylewis: but there's chance from preventing the lost with unseen aid
Didero: dog champ
blip2004: @TheMerricat the more times you die you also increase the chance of an npc getting Dragonrot, as well as changing the chances on Unseen Aid
Diabore: the twofer
TheMerricat: thanks chat :)
TXC2: vaule
Traion: Shinobi magic @didero
yalc321: ooooo sekiro
thraximore: it might just be him
Didero: You just killed our tour guide!
LarkSachrosis: [Verb] at the [Noun], the classic 80's song.
foamie13: he was just inviting you to the cookout
Didero: uh oh that fish has a health bar
Traion: Oh hey Mulder
Diabore: im uh, concerned that the water has a health bar
foamie13: you can swim
waylewis: nope
Traion: This water is safe
thraximore: Sekiro can swim
Easilycrazyhat: One way to find out
NSFMulhearn: time to go fishing!
waylewis: yes
TXC2: lets find out, for science
Didero: you can do everything you want if your heart truly believes
Styxseus: Not immediately xD
AllTheWeasels: LUL
foamie13: yea you can like swing your sword and stuff
thraximore: woooopwpwopwowowooowp
waylewis: noice
AllTheWeasels: wow you're so fast in the water
Manae: That carp was 1500 years old! how could you
Traion: You cannot dive
RandomTrivia: You straight up murdered a fish
Tom_Bruise: "Snake, come in. We noticed you're trying to fish with a sword. What the fuck?"
waylewis: not for now
TXC2: is....is this a fishing mini game?
thraximore: Diving is a late game ability
RandomTrivia: TXC2 Close enough, we can count it
thraximore: Not even joking
Denis_Dobrolubov: Maybe everything else is minigame and fishing is the real game.
waylewis: just mini boss
Easilycrazyhat: Adam knows that very well
foamie13: the boat harpoon boss oh no
NSFMulhearn: the fish is the best
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: How dare you spil RE4?
Tom_Bruise: RE4's first release was 17 years ago, so close enough
varazeal: Re4 Adams fish food moment
Didero: lrrJUDGE
Traion: You only bonfire when you hit Rest is what that was
LarkSachrosis: DoritosChip
Didero: Wolf here is the opposite of germophobic, he'll only grab onto ledges with birdpoop on 'em
TheMerricat: more importantly do we keep the loot we just gathered in the game when we return from our 'memory'?
Tom_Bruise: If you die in the flashback, you'll create a time paradox. The Colonel will be pissed
Traion: There is a man with a gun in your closet right now waiting for you to die Ben
waylewis: @Traion it's really helpful. you can top up spirit without reset the enemy
saucemaster5000: If you die in the past you die in the game in real life. And in dreams.
Styxseus: I mean, if you die in the past, there could be some problems with future part, one assumes..
theblakdeth: the sugar lasts waaay less long than resin. i got caught out by it
Traion: @waylewis oh I know, I've played a bunch of times
waylewis: ok
Didero: that looked super smooth
TXC2: what are we going to do?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Lick the phasmid!
Didero: no need to power-kill him if he dies normally, I guess
TXC2: could we not?
waylewis: @TheMerricat yes
Didero: That axeman has an axe!
LarkSachrosis: Are those arrows on fire *in* his pocket?
thraximore: they have eyeballs
Traion: Asbestos pants @larksachrosis
Traion: You might want to remove the homeward bone from the hotbar Ben LUL
Tom_Bruise: Make this man stop hitting the wrong buttons. Get this man a Duke
Didero: Watching you play this is infinitely more enjoyable to me than playing it myself
ManOCatherby: Moon is a harsh mistress is a good book
TXC2: basically, always assume there is an ambush
azureHaights: "Check every corner" hits differently in a FromSoft tile compared to, say, the average JRPG
TehAmelie: "perfect situational awareness" isn't just a slogan, it pays off greatly to look closely at your surroundings. especially before goiing around a corner
TheMerricat: Robert Heinlein is one of those authors that I loved his books when I was younger but as I got older I started realizing just how disingenuous his strawmen arguments were in his stories. That hasn't made me like his stories less, but it's harder for me to recommend them to anyone as a result.
Kaorti: You can also really tell when heinlein stopped listening to his editors.
TehAmelie: wow, a triple
Traion: Ben you just murdered that man while he was taking a piss. That's a part foul!
thraximore: MOM get the CAMERA
Didero: The game really wants you to use ceramic shards, judging by how many it keeps giving you
Traion: *party foul
ManOCatherby: I read the 'authors cut' of SISL and ... it was probably a bit much
lirazel64: @themerricat Yup
Kaorti: bandit tactics
1MrGhost: Turns out, pocket sand is a very effective weapon....
TehAmelie: riposte iframes are good but multiple opponents are better
Didero: If only you stole that other dude's gun
Didero: "Give up, I have the high ground!"
Kaorti: it's both!
Didero: If it was a stealth game, why did they give you a sword
Kaorti: play how you want!
RandomTrivia: If a stealth game cannot be played like a run 'n' gun game, then it is a bad stealth game :D
Kaorti: and the game will play how it wants!
Traion: If this was Dark Souls combat and we ended up in this chaotic a situation we'd just be mega dead
TehAmelie: hmm is there a metric for how much more damage those criticals do than regular old attacks?
Didero: First try! Sort of
Traion: You mean the red dot deathblows @tehamelie ? They just kill
Kaorti: they wanted it to go this way even less
accountmadeforants: Don't worry, HR said this won't come up in your next evaluation. It's a training opportunity.
TehAmelie: i mean your parry stabs
TXC2: "you only die twice, or so they say"
Traion: Oh those, they deal a lot more posture damage @tehamelie
BrowneePoints: the axe slaps
TXC2: oooh do we get a new weapon?
RandomTrivia: We should hug the wall, it looks like it's having a rough day lrrBEEJ
Didero: I don't know much about shinobi, but an axe doesn't really seem a shinobi weapon
TXC2: gonna start axing questions?
Kaorti: shortcut get!
BrowneePoints: hand axes were historically a ninja weapon @didero
Didero: You're not gonna help those people in the house?
Kaorti: no healths many souls
Didero: @BrowneePoints Oh, I learned a thing then, thanks!
TehAmelie: i've long wondered how it works in Dark Souls where a "critical multiplier" of 100 means a riposte does around 2x weapon damage while 160 means like 10x. not that it matters here with your one sword
Traion: Pig would crush this game. She is smart
Didero: Hug Wall, Peek?
Kaorti: worse! a chicken!
Styxseus: :D
BrowneePoints: !clip
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TXC2: !clips
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ContingentCat: sergeIrene
Didero: Professional Gamer Scared Of Chicken Kappa
Invitare: wow brutal
Tom_Bruise: I don't think you can call a chicken that big *just* a chicken
1MrGhost: I have played zelda. Do not mess with the chicken if there are other chickens around...
LarkSachrosis: That's a big fukken chicken
eosdawntitan: BIRD
TheMerricat: So chat, why giant chickens?
Invitare: it's getting revenge for your killing its friend
Kaorti: +5 chicken of slaying
eosdawntitan: BIG BIRD
BrowneePoints: @txc2 drift compatible
Moonspeak721: cursed beast
Tom_Bruise: @TheMerricat so you remember Zelda? It's revenge.
thraximore: The dogs aren't HALF as bad as these monsters
eosdawntitan: the chicken don't seem like they're be problems until
TXC2: and to think we got rid of the lrrChicken emote :p
ContingentCat: why not giant chickens
viking_storm0701: is this your first playthru
Didero: There's probably a roosters / ruthless joke but I can't get thre
BrowneePoints: roosters are huge in Asian folklore
TXC2: viking_storm0701 yes
Seagulyus: @TehAmelie looking into it, each weapon has a built in crit damage amount, the crit modifier is the multiplier to that level. daggers with 100 crit will do more crit damage than swords with 100 crit innately
Kaorti: roosters can be real aggro. Cockfighting is a thing.
Traion: There are chickens kind of this big IRL too. Brazilian farmers bred like 1.3m tall chickens
TehAmelie: even weirder. thanks
thraximore: boo
TheMerricat: Ah, these are suppose to be Basan? "ccording to the description on the illustration, it resembles a large chicken and breathes ghost-fire from its mouth. It is described as having a bright red cockscomb and spits an equally brilliant-hued fire. The fire is a cold fire, a glow, and it does not burn."
Didero: coop d'etat, now that's a heady joke
ContingentCat: maybe with enough drugs?
Invitare: Secretary Birds get quite big
Alex_Frostfire: So how's Fallen Shinobi Simulator going?
viking_storm0701: i completed this 4 times the first time was soo difficult at times once you master parrying it get so fun
Traion: I assume Wolf is like 1.6m
TehAmelie: what i'd like is a stealth game where you have to hide your floating Lakitu-style cameraman as well as yourself
LithelyUnshod: He's not a man, he's a chicken Boo
1MrGhost: Are we not going to drop some eaves?
BrowneePoints: axe get!
eosdawntitan: A X E
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
TXC2: no, we're Samwise Gamgee, we don't drop no eaves Kappa
BrowneePoints: mmmm monke
1MrGhost: Now we can axe people questions. Very good way to get information.
Styxseus: It bonks all the way through the head
Traion: Oil
eosdawntitan: The Axe fucking slaps
thraximore: grease
Kaorti: looks like oil. Don't get torched
BrowneePoints: the axe feels great
TXC2: oil, so we're all sexy like now
Didero: It seems like an... axe-llent weapon
viking_storm0701: you get the fire weapon here if i remeber correct
eosdawntitan: fire weapon was farther back
viking_storm0701: oh ok
eosdawntitan: idk if Wheeler found it
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TXC2: hello Raiders
thraximore: seabatClap
Mangledpixel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months, currently on a 96 month streak!
Mangledpixel: boop lrrSHINE
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TehAmelie: hey it's all of seachats
ContingentCat: Speaking of loud boys
BusTed: Come, Sekiro.
eosdawntitan: double stream size babey
Kaorti: Sekiro!
Kaorti: Come!
Seabats: i'M GOOD
Traion: Adam's favourite game!
Seabats: woah caps
Kaorti: Coi coi coi!
Seabats: do you like sekiro
BusTed: Captain caps lock over here
TXC2: Hello Adam
BusTed: Nice.
corianderd: I'm tempted to not watch b/c i still wanna play this :(
Seabats: yeah this game is unreal
BusTed: Aggression is rewarded.
Didero: Dude, you're a guy with a sword, of course you're aggreessive
eosdawntitan: time for bridge hell
eosdawntitan: bridge hell is Fast Approaching
AttackCowboy: I prefer to think of it as an assertive playstyle
TehAmelie: a sword can be a tool for peace, or whatever it was Raiden said
RandomTrivia: @corianderd Or, or, or, and hear me out, Sekiro on Talking Sim in a couple of months?
Officinalis: This guy is so big compared to you.
TXC2: hello corianderd
Traion: You should Cori, game is great
Kaorti: Oh dang, cori here too!
thraximore: Wolf is kinda short
corianderd: @RandomTrivia lrrGREED
TehAmelie: but can you still identify dependable people by their happy laughs?
eosdawntitan: you've met this man before! Hes a vender In The F U T U R E~
TXC2: that guy was like 3 inches taller then us at most
Traion: @eosdawntitan he has not, so no spoilers
eosdawntitan: oh huh, valid
TheMerricat: Talking Sim is a fully spoiled stream :P
TehAmelie: oh hey the game looks great when you're not watching the stream at 480 p
corianderd: I have asked my parents for this every year for christmas since it came out
accountmadeforants: And then another PIF of Demon's Souls, to really make use of that PS5 :p
Didero: You still need to have Carving Guy install the axe
BrowneePoints: @corianderd this imo FromSoft's best game hands down
Himyul: if only you had a cutting implement with which to get through bamboo Kappa
eosdawntitan: you can't get to it by this path, you can just see it from here
corianderd: I'll watch a little as a treat
Kaorti: are you asking? or just wondering?
Traion: Hey Chat is the safe word Kaorti
Kaorti: thumbsup
TXC2: !findquote safe word
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Didero: I think the tooltip did specifically mention shields?
LopsidedMirage42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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eosdawntitan: welcome to: Bridge Hell
Kaorti: this fucking section
TXC2: "I'm gonna do this, and if you get hit it's your own fault!"
viking_storm0701: the axe is for the shelds to break em
Himyul: classic ninja move LUL
eosdawntitan: time for H i m :)
Traion: This is homeward bone not dark sign
Traion: God out of context that sentence would make no sense
TehAmelie: only a ninja could jump 3 meters down and land an arm's length away in the corner of someone's vision without being noticed
accountmadeforants: *waves hands* Shinobi Shit
eosdawntitan: the bell let you enter a memory of the past, that is where you were
accountmadeforants: Oh, I was literally just about to ask chat if you had an opportunity to use these yet.
TXC2: "we have to go back to the island!"
Traion: You picked that up without noticing it
saucemaster5000: skexis?
hermatic1: hey Wheeler and chat hope all are well, got here a tad late. so gonna go watch the vod.
Traion: It was in the middle of that hectic fight
viking_storm0701: shame you cant change what your wearing or how ur sword looks etc
hermatic1: goddam12Goddamn can't wait for tomoz and you next gwent vid Ben takecare all.
accountmadeforants: viking_storm0701 There are unlockable outfits
TehAmelie: Sekiro: Fashion Dies Twice would be nice
Kaorti: gud is available here yes
Talin06: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:59:42.
Kaorti: There's also the prosthetic skill book.
BrowneePoints: mikiri is huge
eosdawntitan: remember at the top you also have a Prosthetic skill book
viking_storm0701: million percent the counter is most important first
accountmadeforants: Mikiri Counter is extremely important. I was holding my tongue the whole time
Kaorti: Mikiri counter is considered mandatory, even for no skills runs.
Crokoking: there is also another tab
Kaorti: @accountmadeforants same here
saucemaster5000: it's genuinely weird you have to unlock mikiri considering how important it is in this game
Styxseus: Welcome to the not-so-darksouls part :D
BrowneePoints: it also looks cool
Styxseus: It's pretty cool!
TXC2: !events
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Kyir: That's three days in a row!
Mangledpixel: satsunmonday
nyquister_: Hell yes!
Kyir: It's an amazing game. Looking forward to this series
Kaorti: It's *so* good
Traion: This game is legit incredible
accountmadeforants: It's a very lovable game, with its squishy cheeks filled with pressurized blood
Styxseus: It's very very good!
BrowneePoints: this is FromSoft's best work so far
InquisitorGaia: this game is sooooo good
Kyir: (Dark Souls 2 is the best one)
Kaorti: the closest I've been to actual samurai sword fights since bushido blade
TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler
Didero: But when do the card games on motorcycles start?
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2676 patrons for a total of $19,830.79 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Traion: Thanks for the stream Ben, this was a blast
TXC2: !ytmember
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BrowneePoints: no problem wheeler!
alexanderthefine: thanks for the stream!
Invitare: This isn't a card game?
ContingentCat: there was the garf cart
TXC2: !next
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Didero: Sekiro: Shadows PiF Twice
Traion: A whole ape? Just for us? You shouldn't have!
corianderd: guest is Az
alexanderthefine: all weedle all the time
TXC2: ooh Az
corianderd: correct
ContingentCat: nailed it
Didero: Dice Friends: Adam Reads
TXC2: a book and some number of Gnomes
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Ben!
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Traion: 68 gnomes silent walking behind Adam and judging his every action to be precise @txc2
accountmadeforants: Completely off-topic: The new balance patch for Guilty Gear Strive seems great, so far. (But that may just be me as an I-No main finally getting to take off the lead boots.)
TXC2: Fun is mandatory
Cephallope: Porque no los dos?
ContingentCat: it can be both kinds of games
TehAmelie: gut and run, if you will
accountmadeforants: Rhit'em Game
Didero: I didn't even know that many months existed
TXC2: that's 8 years
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Traion: So Wheeler if people aren't sick of you where can they find you if you are not streaming here?
Didero: Thanks Ben, see you!
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
accountmadeforants: Cya!
TXC2: !homstream
TXC2: !homestreams
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accountmadeforants: hom hom
Didero: !hamstreams
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:46 from now).
TXC2: !discord
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benjamin_wheeler: oh right, uh I stream at *click my name* and in fact will be booting up my stream shortly for some Gladiator
accountmadeforants: Oh, sweet!
benjamin_wheeler: sorry I'm not great at the "please watch and give me money" part of this
Didero: You mentioned Patreon a few times so that last part isn't entirely true
benjamin_wheeler: yeah but that's money for LRR and I'm a company man
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
corianderd: no
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ben! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: LUL
Jensling: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrWHEELER
accountmadeforants: It's not a story a streamer would tell you
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Never cross the beards.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote beard
LRRbot: Quote #2586: "Your generic name is Beard-Axe AxeBeard." —Cameron [2016-05-20]
Metric_Furlong: presumably something about fantasy dwarves