Didero: !next
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TXC2: I'm gonna be so happy when that stops happening because all the streams come from the moonbase :p
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DoctorHoneyDew: the wheels
GapFiller: !badadvice
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Didero: Hello!
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Leonhart321: Hi Wheeler
beowuuf: !quote 960
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InquisitorGaia: g'mornin ben!
Sarah_Serinde: I'll allow it
Leonhart321: What if it is?
Didero: Can we also vote for Wheelie Breakers?
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
TwitchTVsFrank: i'll allow it
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi TXC2 just drive-by snark :P
thraximore: good morning shinobi-kun
TXC2: !patreon
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LordZarano: No, actually I'd prefer if you didn't. Could you play Garf Kart instead?
Malkaresh: I love you Wheeler
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Wheeler is LIVE! He's playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1432389472885170181
accountmadeforants: Ahhhh, Sekiro'clock
Traion: Hey Ben today is gonna be fun
Tom_Bruise: Wake up, Sekiro. Wake up and smell the shadows that died twice
Didero: "gib money, now game starts" is preamble enough :p
Leonhart321: RIV Bro-nin
beowuuf: pit crew
Leonhart321: Pit Crew
LurkerSpine: pit crew
DiscordianTokkan: Pit Crew
richard_ermen: Nice, we TimeTravelles now ^^
saucemaster5000: his enemies
Tom_Bruise: you're back in time, with the Shinobi robot arm... wait, is that a Time Paradox?
GapFiller: Caillou Club Kappa
TXC2: "is it the future? is it the past?" "it's just good times man"
beowuuf: @GapFiller jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
accountmadeforants: "I don't need to be creeping in here." -"I HEARD THAT!"
DoctorHoneyDew: here, take these pees
LordZarano: The Hole Sorority
klooswep: I can't believe they got me.... if only I'd remembered to press X to jump
LidofLoathing: "press x to jump!"
Tom_Bruise: And don't forget, Twenty-Three is Number One
Styxseus: Oh no, the poison, it hurts! Dont go in there! etc. :D
ElektroTal: <message deleted>more like suck iro amirite
Leonhart321: *Googles* Fumewort is a thing, but not like that from the look of it
TXC2: hello ElektroTal welcome
ElektroTal: actually, some mod delete that, i feel bad
klooswep: You're saving the kid in danger in the present... in the past.
CAKHost: In Wheel of Fortune terms: What do you use against status aliments?
Leonhart321: You frame that comment
accountmadeforants: Some mod pin that or something
DoctorHoneyDew: hot damn
TXC2: ElektroTal no, live with your shame Kappa
BorealMage: We learn something new every day
accountmadeforants: This is why so many olde Japanese houses have only one floor, they've just got a bunch of basement floors
Mistborn83: Did you beat the boss you were fighting yesterday?
thraximore: @accountmadeforants The dungeons are hidden for tax purposes
Tom_Bruise: Yea, but the passageway under most mats just leads to the Dunkin' Donuts on the crossroads of Hanokura's and Fifth
TXC2: !spoilers
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TXC2: !backseat
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DoctorHoneyDew: oh so Ben hasn't played this, i thought he had
ProfBadger: oh hey I just started this a few days ago! I hop you have fun with it!
TXC2: "hey chat" it's like Simon says
TimeToFry: Whatever you do, do NOT humpus the Wumpus
accountmadeforants: Ben, humpus wumpusing was patched out
steelfox13: Never humpus the wumpus
Styxseus: <3
KidAmn: Oh, so that's why the Wumpus is hunted. It's for the Wussy.
Didero: Don't you do that anyway? Kappa
TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
klooswep: I love doing no-wumpus runs
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Wait, there is humpusing in this game?
CAKHost: Sure, those are words that I understand and that you understand and we all understand.
MagicalAttackGecko: stuff appears to be on fire
Mistborn83: Chat friends I missed the end of the stream yesterday did he beat the drunken boss?
DoctorHoneyDew: may it be... an illusion??
TXC2: Mistborn83 yeap
Leonhart321: Yes
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: @Mistborn83 yes.
Didero: Pay no attention to the burning ceiling
Mistborn83: Thank you
Mistborn83: sorry I missed it
spo8n: spite is an excellent reason to do anything
Leonhart321: If you want to break an illsuion, clap your hands
NightValien28: oh you are
Styxseus: What, never!
NightValien28: you 100% are
Leonhart321: Anything is possible
thraximore: You can always come back after getting your ass kicked
thraximore: :)
247Gremlin: This fight was such a tough fight for me. I ended up giving up and coming back later. XD
Robot_Bones: Nah I believe in Wheeler
TXC2: well strap in chat Kappa
klooswep: oh come on, she's just an old lady, how dangerous could she be? Kappa
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: i mean, it's just an old lady. What could go wrong
Tom_Bruise: oh so she just goes around kickin' swords, huh
DoctorHoneyDew: needles... are creepy
saucemaster5000: she looks nice
Styxseus: Important reminder xD
Styxseus: Oh heck yes
andr0ktasiai: Oh boy, we gonna see some ass whooping
klooswep: bloobyJam
ProfBadger: I bet you have to Parry having tea with her.
Call_me_Kaye: That music so goooooood
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: That theme is one of the best in the game IMHO :)
TXC2: the strings!
lirazel64: The music is excellent.
Didero: So this boss is going to be the whole stream then? :p
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love and adore beyond measure!!!!! <3
thraximore: Ben, make sure you NEVER parry this boss wheelerKappa
klooswep: The cat is another illusion Kappa
hexy_lexy: @lirazel64 YOURE excellent!!!
Scar_Red_Tiger: If the Chanined Ogre wasn't the noob killer, this is.
TXC2: Hello hexy_lexy welcome
Tom_Bruise: Soo two slices and you're done...
Styxseus: :D
ContingentCat: story of my life, caught unaware because I was more interested in cat
thraximore: Every fight is a mulligan!
TXC2: just the first? :p
DoctorHoneyDew: lady butterfly does cross fit
NightValien28: the first, then the first after the first then the first after that
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: This is one of my favorite bosses in the game. That fight is so cool!
hexy_lexy: in Wheelers case, the first 5 Kappa
thraximore: mada mada
Styxseus: This fight is so cool
niccus: that's what the dragonrot tells you
thraximore: There was an arrow sticking outta your skull
NightValien28: absolutely
NightValien28: who even lives without headphones nowadays
TXC2: NightValien28 me? :p
Leonhart321: Yuka Kitamura
thraximore: We live in a society that requires headphones
NightValien28: yuka kitamura
saucemaster5000: same as ds3
jiodabawsss: For DS3.
NightValien28: TXC2 you are the most powerful human ever
jiodabawsss: she will also be making music for Elden Ring
MagicalAttackGecko: she's pretty spry for an old woman
KidAmn: got that grandma strength, and also that grandma jumping 40 feet in the air
vrecken: it's all that tai chi
DoctorHoneyDew: and yoga
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote block
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shurtal: Man, Granny Lepidopterist was a huge progression blocker for me
Didero: How many streams does the 'new controller' excuse work again? :p
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BorealMage: Depends on how often you buy a new controller
Robot_Bones: as many as it takes chat
theblakdeth: learning quickly though
beowuuf: @Didero until it becomes old and worn out controller :p
TXC2: as many as are necessary
warboss5: Hey all, does anyone know if LRR will be participating in A Day Off Twitch this Wednesday?
Leonhart321: Technically, every new stream means that the controller is new for that stream. So that reason is eternal
Didero: Nono, like with new shoes you gotta work them in for a while
Alex_Frostfire: And you get to die twice as much in this one!
TXC2: millions of health? to be bad she does millions of damage :p
StinMachine: Lady Butterfly i a pain in the ass, I’ve done all of the gauntlets but still go for the ez cheese on her every playthrough
hexy_lexy: ah-ee-ah-ee-ah, its my Lady Butterfly :p
Didero: She doesn't even stay on fire :O
thraximore: @Didero it's a ninja thing, you wouldn't understand umbraSmug
shurtal: she gave you the ol rope a dope
klooswep: I wonder what the one guy is thinking after being taken down by illusion magic and now he's watching you run past him again and again to fight Lady Butterfly.
Didero: @Didero In that case, there are a LOt more ninja things than I thought :p
saucemaster5000: @hexy_lexy the original music for this fight just wasn't cutting it so they went back to the Ds3 composer
DoctorHoneyDew: ya that dying old man is very confused
Admiralmatt: there will be no question if its an illusion.
Admiralmatt: yes you are
Tom_Bruise: She does kill you in two hits, yes
hexy_lexy: @saucemaster5000 i was thinking it for about 5 minutes trying to decide if i should share my brain bug with chat :p
thraximore: how much estus do you have? 2?
theblakdeth: youre not outclasses. youre doing well
thraximore: that's probably not enough
247Gremlin: You have to be really good at parrying for this fight.
vegetalss4: Is the dying old man seeing us repeatedly, I thought we were time-travelling?
Goldencutlery: just target the illusion with any spell, it'll have to sac itself
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SoundGuy0dB: Oh, you have found this boss... took me days to kill her
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saucemaster5000: you're doing pretty well, and yes this is a very tough fight for how far you are in the game
Styxseus: I mean... This is fine. I started out like this and I beat her.
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: If you want to learn by ass kicking, then she is the right boss ;)
Admiralmatt: to be fair you are doing very well
adi_pie: Granny is very upset you don't visit more often.
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: But she is definitely doable early, yeah
Didero: Dodging doesn't interrupt the heal, I hope?
shurtal: Granny just wants to put the hard candy she has directly into your stomach
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: @Didero I have bad news
andr0ktasiai: You're doing fine, she's hard, really hard for a first boss.
Didero: @Didero ohno
andr0ktasiai: Still not going to beat her today though
DoctorHoneyDew: pretty decent damage honestly
Didero: So that was neutral, but sadly it was chaotic neutral :p
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Didero: Hey, if she gets to jump a lot, you do too!
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh man I love this fight
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MagicalAttackGecko: its certainly hubris
ElektroTal: where is ben's life?
Robot_Bones: Jumping is a good move vs some perilous attacks
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: PLease make it sexy
TXC2: "assuming" well there's your problem right there Kappa
Robot_Bones: @ElektroTal under the logo
theblakdeth: you can totally do it. patience like this is how I did it for sure
Admiralmatt: under the logo
TimeToFry: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Didero: @ElektroTal Bottom left, behind the PiF logo
DoctorHoneyDew: win but make is sexy please
Leonhart321: I feel compelled to ask "How?"
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: @ElektroTal under the ply it forward overlay
andr0ktasiai: that's cute that you think that
ElektroTal: ah
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SpicyNapalm: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
TXC2: we can but only hope
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: @LoadingReadyRun Is there a way to move the ply it forward overlay, please? It is in front of your life points.
Robot_Bones: you can do it
TXC2: Life points don't matter, they're either yes or no
Leonhart321: We are either alive or dead. There is no inbetween
ElektroTal: ah, decorative use only
SpicyNapalm: "ultimately my life doesn't matter" boy I feel that
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: That's where you're wrong Kaiba
Didero: You got hit a few times and didn't die, so that's not entirely true
thraximore: At this point in the game that's pretty accurate
adi_pie: As someone that has finished this game twice. That is a very accurate way of describing HP in this.
Didero: But yeah, this game didn't think about streaming. Only the top right corner seems 'free'
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: you can take at least A hit before dying
andr0ktasiai: @thraximore At any point in the game it's accurate xD
Tom_Bruise: Imean, life also represents the amount of mistakes you can in a fight, but I guess treating it as something completely binary works
Didero: Not with her ranged attack though, for instance
Styxseus: This is very doable if you dont mind dying some while learning. (some people seem to not like dying)
Robot_Bones: Sekiro Shadows Hit Twice
thraximore: @Styxseus weird
Psychic_Ketchup: I want my rot! You have your rot sir!
CAKHost: That's some slow burning fire
Admiralmatt: you have it equip it in your menu
Styxseus: @Styxseus right?
Admiralmatt: in the pause menu you can equip the arts
TXC2: lrr-ning
ElektroTal: how are you supposed to beat this?
Styxseus: :D
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
Pittzi: <message deleted>Who's the Graham Clone?
Didero: Have you tried pyromancy?
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Pittzi: Alright
Denis_Dobrolubov: You are alive in the first half and dead in second half, that is a drastic shift.
adi_pie: Granny's old. Multiple orbs are for the youths.
Didero: Ooh, maybe she'll transform into an actual butterfly!
TXC2: Pittzi this is Wheeler
MagicalAttackGecko: ooo jumping command grab
ElektroTal: this might be reductive but damn, she does so much damage and takes so little
Robot_Bones: seabatSKYLADY
DiscordianTokkan: As I've never played Sekiro, is there a downside to reviving?
MagicalAttackGecko: Sekiro fightin game when?
accountmadeforants: DiscordianTokkan Not really, no
pyrojakk: This was the hardest boss in the game for me
adi_pie: There's no real downside to reviving, no.
Styxseus: The health isnt that important EltakoTal
Tom_Bruise: We know leaving Lady Butterfly for now will hurt you, but rejoice, for Shouting Horseman awaits where she is not
DiscordianTokkan: Nice
pyrojakk: To be fair, this is one of the bosses that the game -recommends- you to not go for a posture kill.
Admiralmatt: yeah the health bar is just a metric of how fast their posture recovers
Styxseus: I could go into mechanically why, but that might be considered slightly backseaty
StinMachine: I feel like everyone is severly underleved the first time they get here lmao, pretty much a sekiro rite of passage
pyrojakk: Yeah lady butterfly is REALLY hard
iridium_alchemist: @ElektroTal the "real" health bar is the posture bar in this game (the bar top mid for her and bottom mid you the pc)
pyrojakk: And she attacks you in an angle you're not used to from other bosses
vegetalss4: I think the damage in this game is assymetrical, in that you might suddenly do a lot more at once if you manage to break their guard? (is that called posture?)
TXC2: I wanna know what this lady's workout routine is, given she can do those axe kicks :p
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: @vegetalss4 In fact, if you manage to break their posture, you can instantly kill them (or at least depleat a health bar)
Leonhart321: @vegetalss4 Posture breaking opens up for a one hit kill, but it takes a while. Hence the bar
andr0ktasiai: @vegetalss4 No, once you break posture it's gg, they're done
Malkaresh: I find this very soothing somehow
Robot_Bones: Jumping is a good way to dodge that perilous attack thou
ElektroTal: i wish this wasn't so orange
Styxseus: Yeah, so basically, if the yellow bar fills out, they die instantly. And the lower their health, the faster the yellow bar fills, and the slower it recovers.
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: But, they recover posture quickly, and you need to reduce their life total for the posture to remax slower.
Admiralmatt: getting their health to 0 auto breaks their posture
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Does anyone else want to see a fight between Lady Butterfly and Agatha Fisty?
Didero: @Malkaresh Souls games are very methodical, and since we're only watching, we're not getting stressed out by having to actualy play the game
DoctorHoneyDew: yo that was a sick Axe kick she did
adi_pie: I should also chant "Get my posture back", but usually I do it when I realize I am becoming a shrimp at my desk.
Malkaresh: @didero Agreed
Robot_Bones: @adi_pie manually realized I too was shrimping
andr0ktasiai: come on you can do it
Styxseus: You're getting there!
andr0ktasiai: just don't die and you got it
DoctorHoneyDew: yoooo
YeetTheRich_: I'm new to sekiro, is this like going straight down to havel before fighting taurus demon?
saucemaster5000: lady butterfly first ain't quite catacombs first, but she is like taking on gargoyles before exploring darkwood forest
pyrojakk: You're doing so great ben
Leonhart321: Hurricanrana from the top rope
NightValien28: you did well
thraximore: Granted
Styxseus: Do it!
TXC2: uno mas?
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: You got it
Didero: I know that is frustrating, but that catching you in the air is cool
Admiralmatt: Granted
GhostValv: fair
saucemaster5000: that was a really good run
Robot_Bones: seabatSKYLADY
adi_pie: Go for it.
Leonhart321: I'll allow it
TXC2: the one more has been called
thraximore: Go forth and kicketh ass, my son
Psychic_Ketchup: Can we really stop you?
Didero: Hey, take as many tries as you want, I'm enjoying myself
accountmadeforants: I'll do you a solid, you get one and a half more.
Tom_Bruise: the only person that can hold you to the amount of attempts you take is you
Styxseus: You're actually improving really really fast :D
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: seabatCHOICE
pyrojakk: Lady butterfly is the point boys become men in this game
vegetalss4: Your use has been noted in the books of account, and your extra attempt judged legitimate.
adi_pie: I have definitely never gotten killed by that lad after fighting this boss for like an hour. Never.
pyrojakk: @adi_pie It's the "take a break" moment. I totally did that too haha
kdefinition: Madam Butterfly was the fight in this game that I beat my head against for like 3 hours but when i came out i could actually play the game.
Didero: Boys become men, girls become ladies, and catterpillars become butterflies. Nonbinary people don't need to improve, they're already great
pyrojakk: Yup
Styxseus: I like how dance-like this fight becomes as it starts to click
Leonhart321: Boys become me, girls become women, green furry creatures from Alpha Centurai become REAL Green furry creatures from Alpha Centurai
accountmadeforants: LUL
Styxseus: Alot of the bossfights just look so elegant
GhostValv: :O
Styxseus: Pfff :D
kdefinition: get sniped goddamn
Tom_Bruise: oh you thought you had this?
Psychic_Ketchup: That was glorious
andr0ktasiai: nice
Leonhart321: Found her
TXC2: "NANI?"
DoctorHoneyDew: i found her *dies*
Tom_Bruise: She just fucken' teleports
pyrojakk: She broke your posture
TXC2: shocking that we didn't die there
lirazel64: Man, as a grandmother, I feel cheated. No one gave *me* any shiruken.
Leonhart321: Bring it up with your grandchildren next time they visit
accountmadeforants: Styling on her, are you?
Didero: what was that?
adi_pie: Be careful. Too much oil, and the Americans might storm in.
Psychic_Ketchup: Cheeky sugar
andr0ktasiai: @Didero the power of anime
Styxseus: The camera is also a "recurring fromsoft monster" at some point in all the games :P
Didero: @Didero I meant the yellow thing, not the game Kappa
pyrojakk: Ben, we're all with you
pyrojakk: You got this
drfox17: oooh, this fight
CaffeinatedLemur: peeks in
Styxseus: ^
DoctorHoneyDew: closeee
TXC2: hello CaffeinatedLemur welcome
adi_pie: Hello, Lemur.
Leonhart321: Good escape
Styxseus: To viewers new to sekkiro, note how her posture stays bad now that she's hurt
DoctorHoneyDew: so close\
Didero: Getting ever closer!
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: This close!
Leonhart321: One more?
Styxseus: Very close!
CaffeinatedLemur: heya TXC2 hows things
CaffeinatedLemur: heya adi
ElektroTal: don't give up now, especially as you're hitting your groove
Didero: Keep going! Don't let us stop you
TXC2: CaffeinatedLemur things are going, how about you?
narset6691: you've got this ben~
Kazman20a: cheer100 one more? :)
pyrojakk: Uuuuh...
Tom_Bruise: one more shot, then fuck it, ad break, then... probably more shots who are we kidding
accountmadeforants: You get one more each time you improve, I feel.
iridium_alchemist: solid dance that time. GJ. Once more.
NightValien28: CaffeinatedLemur BUDDY, are you all right?
Leonhart321: That was very much the zone in that this fight needs
YeetTheRich_: winning is inevitable
Styxseus: :D
CaffeinatedLemur: TXC2 ehhhh I am... funcitoning?
adi_pie: Definitely though. If you beat her now, it's a real feels good moment.
pyrojakk: The shuriken is pretty good against her
TXC2: CaffeinatedLemur big mood
NightValien28: you can do it wheeler, I believe
andr0ktasiai: pro tip : holding block regenerates posture faster
pyrojakk: I seem to remember...
thraximore: Holding block regenerates posture
CaffeinatedLemur: heya NightValien28 not really but shhh I am faking it
Admiralmatt: guarding regains posture
Leonhart321: No
StinMachine: You regain posture HELLA fast by holding block
Leonhart321: Guarding or non combat only
NightValien28: CaffeinatedLemur that's our secret cap, we all faking it
247Gremlin: I don't think so. You have to be doing nothing or blocking.
klooswep: "Do I regain posture while using my tool" sounds like an embarrassing term in google search history
Admiralmatt: guarding refills it almost immediately
accountmadeforants: Mull to 7
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: No, No Ben. We said only one more. ;)
DiscordianTokkan: M'gullin *Tips new hand of cards*
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: Don't use us as an exuse!
andr0ktasiai: The more accurate answer to posture is : the more health you have the faster it regenerates. Holding block makes it even faster
CaffeinatedLemur: its ok, I disrespect myself all day long
Psychic_Ketchup: One more *good * go
Leonhart321: It need to feel like the effort was worth the time
Didero: Yeah, we're perfectly capable of disrespecting ourselves!
ContingentCat: nice
thraximore: the power of Sexiro umbraSmile
accountmadeforants: Now you face the full might of Bongjamin Weedler
DoctorHoneyDew: the power of memes
Leonhart321: @thraximore Shadows Lay Twice
TXC2: thraximore Leonhart321 this is a family chat! Kappa
saucemaster5000: wanna see my shinobi prosthetic?
Leonhart321: Since when?
pyrojakk: Chat fill me in, I haven't watched too much, does Ben not like using parries a lot?
pyrojakk: I am purely just curious
andr0ktasiai: @pyrojakk I think he's just not used to it yet
TXC2: Ben is not using Parries to make a point to the audience/game
pyrojakk: Ooooh.
pyrojakk: A challenge run, I dig it!
Didero: Wait, that's how you pronounce 'stymied'? I've been mispronouncing it in my head for years then
DoctorHoneyDew: pupper
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: Sekiro, Fall for that Twice.
Psychic_Ketchup: Rude
pyrojakk: Man, I wanna say something super bad... but that'd absolutely be backseating, it's so hard to hold back.
Styxseus: :D
saucemaster5000: wrecked
Leonhart321: Fuck that armour in particular
TXC2: well that's just disrespectful Wheeler Kappa
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: Well that went well
pyrojakk: Ben is doing it
adi_pie: Don't become a pillar man.
pyrojakk: He's beginning to believe!
Didero: I'm starting to see what people mean when they say this is a rhythm game
adi_pie: Slash Slash it's all in the mind
Didero: Seems like this is as Sekiro as the game gets though :p
pyrojakk: This is easily top 3 bosses in this game.
Leonhart321: Define "normal Sekiro"
pyrojakk: @Leonhart321 Yup...
Styxseus: Probably referring to outside this "in the past" part
DiscordianTokkan: Ffffart.
pyrojakk: NOOOOOOOOOO
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: @Leonhart321 It's the one where you need to put your blade perpendicular to the enemy's
TXC2: damn, so close
Leonhart321: Oooooh, I felt that heartbreak
NightValien28: NOOOOOOOOO
Psychic_Ketchup: Good goomba stomp though
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: So close :(
Didero: Getting ever closer!
NightValien28: ONE MORE ONE MORE
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: you'll get her next time!
ElektroTal: it bugs me that these souls games just front load the difficulty so much
ElektroTal: like kid icarus levels of fuck the player
iridium_alchemist: solid dance that time. SO close.
Leonhart321: Take a break, cycle the fluids, recentre the mind
Didero: But Ben, you're also just good at videogames
TXC2: !break
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DiscordianTokkan: o/
TXC2: I've 100% dark souls 3 on a keyboard without parrying, Anyone can beat these game If they want to
pyrojakk: Particularly this boss
CAKHost: Empty your mind, etc.
benjamin_wheeler: Well it's more that I think people overlook how much the game teaches and guides/conditions you
Leonhart321: ^
pyrojakk: Lady butterfly is a bit strange on that angle...
benjamin_wheeler: like DS3 is especially good at this IMO
pyrojakk: I can't really say more without spoiling stuff.
iridium_alchemist: So Ben (and anyone in chat that feels the same), what is it about parrying as a mechanic that you don't find fun/satisfying. Legitimately just curious from a game design perspective.
Styxseus: I dunno. After I beat this fight, I came back to the "normal" part of the game, and was like "Oh! I see how this works now!"
hd_dabnado: I have dark souls install on my computer, but I can never get myself past the first boss. Something about the controls. Doesnt stop me from watching people play these games
hd_dabnado: dark souls 3 rather
hd_dabnado: and installed, damn I should have proof read my own message
TehAmelie: mm they have rather turned the tempo of combat up since DS1
TXC2: and we're back
Styxseus: (for context, I beat Lady B before i beat the ogre)
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NightValien28: one more one more one more
Gattlinggoon: @LoadingReadyRun chuck a knofe at the old bat if she thinks she should walk on rope
Didero: It's also WANTING to get good at games like this. I could maybe spend hours and hours on it and get halfway decent, but I don't want to :p
Didero: And like any skill, motivation is a large factor in getting better
TXC2: !card stomp
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PixelArtDragon: !card savage stopm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Traion: Okay I missed most of the first hour what has Wheeler's best attempt been?
TehAmelie: hey, i've put like 5000 hours into Dark Souls and i wouldn't say i'm good at it
TXC2: Traion the one before this
accountmadeforants: Very nearly got there before the break.
Styxseus: For sure, I like games like this alot because I want to get better at things -- (not becuase of "git gud" but because I like figuring things out, and these games really reward that)
andr0ktasiai: @Traion this one really
Traion: Honestly that flexibility at her age is #goals
Robot_Bones: seabatSKYLADY
TehAmelie: she must do yoga
Styxseus: Unless...
pyrojakk: Do you want a hint, ben?
zeathean: are there any parry opportunities in her combo?
Traion: Madame Butterfly is one of my favourite bosses in the game. She has such a cool fighting style
Didero: We're now back in the present, right?
pyrojakk: Got it chief!
vegetalss4: I'm impressed that the one more didn't turn into a "for the rest of the stream/until I win".
andr0ktasiai: @zeathean yeah tons, but it's hard to find them on your first playthrough
accountmadeforants: The only hint Ben wants is Try Pyromancy.
Styxseus: All of her attacks except when the red sign pops up are parryable @zeathean
I_Used_To_Be_Mad: The murder Chicken!
adi_pie: Sekiro: Chickens Are Bastards
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'm worried about this chicken.
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pyrojakk: Wait
pyrojakk: Ben was trying to beat lady butterfly THIS EARLY?!
pyrojakk: Oh that explains so much.
Traion: @zeathean general rule for this game: a giant cartoon meteor could come from the sky and you'd be able to parry it if the red warning didn't show up
accountmadeforants: Oh hell, right, you hadn't done this part yet.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Cycle your contents.
hd_dabnado: lol
NightValien28: sure did
TXC2: we just had break lrrbot
NightValien28: fire fixes 90% of every problem
Styxseus: @Traion ^ Pretty much this
Denis_Dobrolubov: The other 10% of problems ARE fire.
Admiralmatt: you beat the red eye guy yet?
Traion: We need a feature where LRRbot recognises this PiF and changes all !advice and !badadvice to "Try promancy" LUL
andr0ktasiai: @Admiralmatt nope
Didero: Problems that can't be solved by fire aren't worth to solve
PixelArtDragon: What about "fight fire with fire"?
ContingentCat: more fire rarely solves the problems of fire
adi_pie: Standing in the fire also helps you DPS higher.
NightValien28: adi_pie LUL
Traion: I mean they do use controlled fires to fight wild fires occasionally
accountmadeforants: The people's elbow!
Didero: Oh hey, it's the ogre Ben has been promising us!
TXC2: that standing dropkick !
NightValien28: the drop kick is so good
Scar_Red_Tiger: Big vascular wrestle boy
pyrojakk: bonk
NightValien28: SLAM
vegetalss4: Fellow chat'sfolk is that triangle the "grapple-attack" symbol I have heard about?
ShaneLeeAtk: Power BOMB
PixelArtDragon: Literally bodied!
pyrojakk: @vegetalss4 Not quite, but it involves sekiro's grapple
Tom_Bruise: Chained Ogre, son of the ancient warrior, Alex
Didero: dude doesn't look very chainedtome
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
andr0ktasiai: @vegetalss4 not an attack yet (it's a skill), but yeah, you can grapple
vegetalss4: @vegetalss4 I thought Ben had the skill?
Traion: He has the skill @vegetalss4
NightValien28: vegetalss4 it is if shows up on the enemy, the ones around are just the tree markers
NightValien28: it showed up there for a second
NightValien28: its an opportunity attack, doesn't show up every time
TehAmelie: if reading angry blog posts about MMA has taught me anything, grappling is superior in close vombat because it forces the other guy to grapple with you
Styxseus: Oh hi
TehAmelie: combat, too
TXC2: who is you?!
Didero: Player 3 Has Entered The Game
NightValien28: the fuck is that?
NightValien28: respect the 1v1 nerd
accountmadeforants: And from outside the ring! What is that man doing!
NightValien28: nice
Didero: oh no he's actively gaming
drfox17: yas
Leonhart321: We dealing with John Cena?
NightValien28: that was skillful
BrowneePoints: Gj!
1y1e: helll yeeeahhhh
TXC2: First Try!
NightValien28: first try
andr0ktasiai: wait, is that first try ?
Admiralmatt: up and to the left
Leonhart321: He was on the hill to the left
drfox17: wooohooo
Admiralmatt: they stack
accountmadeforants: That is the first try, yes
NightValien28: up the hill to the left, he was hiding there
Styxseus: New skills!
accountmadeforants: benginTry
andr0ktasiai: nice
Styxseus: Ogre is.. a bit easier ;D
TehAmelie: don't tell me if it's a spoiler, but are those prayer beads fixed loot drops or can you grind them?
TXC2: Healthy!
andr0ktasiai: still, first try is impressive
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
NightValien28: TehAmelie they are fixed, only one amount per play
Traion: Yeah defeating this ogre first makes Butterfly a tad easier^^
Styxseus: You get them from bosses @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: figures
Styxseus: and mini-bosses
TXC2: "when setting out on revenge, first dig two graves"
Traion: @tehamelie you get them from minibosses specifically not real bosses
accountmadeforants: They're red-ninja colour-blind
Didero: Also the guy saw you stab his buddy in the throat, and he got up at the speed as if somebody said 'coffee break's over'
pyrojakk: Oh no, Ben...
pyrojakk: Don't say that...
Styxseus: Oh yeah, depends on how you define boss, sekkiro has alot of cool enemies :D
NightValien28: pyrojakk the hubris about to get him
accountmadeforants: No banana until you've had your binoculars!
pyrojakk: @NightValien28 I remember a certain spear-wielding miniboss... the pain...
BrowneePoints: this is the prettiest FromSoft game bar none
Leonhart321: Honestly, in terms of aesthetics, this is my favourite of the Soulsbournes
pyrojakk: Yup, this game is incredibly pretty
NightValien28: I only find this the second prettiest game because I like bloodborne more
pyrojakk: Bloodborne is mostly gray though, this game gets really colorful in some areas
Leonhart321: Bloodborne is a close second. This game edges it out because I am a colossal weeb
NightValien28: yeah but I like gray LUL
Traion: Yeah Sekiro has some great colours
BrowneePoints: Bloodborne has a great aesthetic, but this is WAY prettier
pyrojakk: That's fair hahahaha
Styxseus: Mmm, sneaky-grass
TehAmelie: a matter of taste i suppose
NightValien28: I hope elden ring can maintain this color pallette
Leonhart321: When I get it, it'll probably shoot to second or third
NightValien28: there's the hubris
Styxseus: Oh man, I wanna play that remaster so bad :D
andr0ktasiai: I smell death
Didero: This game is also a lot more recent than the Dark Souls games, right?
raulghoulia: Ghosts of Tsushima is the prettiest game I've ever played
TXC2: aren't the clangers on the moon? Kappa
NightValien28: Didero is the latest one, if you don't count demon souls remake
TehAmelie: i actually prefer the aestetics of The Surge even though it fails at every part of being a soulslike
Leonhart321: I need to sit down properly with Ghost of Tsushima. I started a bit, then life got in the way
pyrojakk: @TehAmelie What did you not enjoy of the surge? I thought it was a decent soulslike.
BrowneePoints: @tehamelie I heard the 2nd one is decent
TehAmelie: if From made a sci-fi souls game. . .
pyrojakk: rip that fence lol
Didero: Haha, barging through all the wood
pyrojakk: ah
Styxseus: Pfff
pyrojakk: Off-fence, I understand.
pyrojakk: You turned the fence off.
adi_pie: Da fence over there
BrowneePoints: de fence and Ah, fence
TehAmelie: guess i should check out the second one. the first just seemed clumsy
DoctorHoneyDew: lul
1y1e: Jebaited
Jackomaning: so...so close
Styxseus: bonk
PixelArtDragon: No need to get de-fencive about it
NightValien28: defence and owfence
NightValien28: "fair"
pyrojakk: @TehAmelie The first one got good on the latter side of the game, the start was kinda rough
Didero: "Stop the fight, I need to pick up a thing from the ground"
Tom_Bruise: Don't suppose we can convince that guy to fight up here like a chump who gets kicked off cliffs a lot?
Traion: How often did you use the coins in Dark Souls?
TXC2: with all these generals, there's a severe lack of junior officers in this army
accountmadeforants: Ooh! Piece of candy!
TXC2: "ooh we ooh, oreo"
Leonhart321: OK, NOW we fight with honour
Didero: "I haven't seen my soldiers, that were just here, for ages. But I'm sure everything is fine"
TehAmelie: i have played Dark Souls something like 5000 hours as previously mentioned, and i tend to use coins exactly once per game, to feed the gold coin and the five silver coins to Frampt
DoctorHoneyDew: Sekiro: he swings twice btw
Snowwraith: He's running a space program there.
Leonhart321: Sekiro Swings Twice, but only on the weekends and with consent
Didero: Can you use coins to bribe your enemies?
TehAmelie: ah, it's nice they have other uses beyond DS1
Traion: Wow Ben imagine being so bad at a game that an old man coughs blood Kappa
Didero: "Hey can you catch people's cough for me? thanks"
DoctorHoneyDew: scoop up that blood for me will ya?
Styxseus: Oh my gourd
Didero: Don't you mean "Oh my gourd"? Kappa
Styxseus: ;D
adi_pie: Just call this Half Life because we're Gourdon Threeman
Traion: You also have more life now
247Gremlin: Famous last gourds
NightValien28: can you taste that, the taste of hubris
Didero: That's such a terrible joke that it's amazing *golf clap*
Admiralmatt: did you talk to the merchant at the stairs?
Leonhart321: @adi_pie Can't be, Valve never get to 3 Kappa
iridium_alchemist: 3 gourds, heal more, have more hp, have more stance. can't loose!
Jackomaning: parry is a much different thing in this game and souls also
Didero: Now play the game only walking backwards!
andr0ktasiai: @iridium_alchemist ... still looses
DoctorHoneyDew: rude
Snowwraith: I love the rock-throwing.
Snowwraith: It's very funny.
JakeKamas: Wait this game has gourds? I can't wait 'till Wheeler unlocks the butternut squash
Didero: why don't they just pick up that dude's gun?
DoctorHoneyDew: has gun but throws a rock instea
pyrojakk: I always thought DS games don't really use parries during bossfights a lot
pyrojakk: I think that's why this game made such a conscious effort on that angle
Snowwraith: Yeah, it was designed for it, it's neat.
pyrojakk: It's also because a lot of bossfights in DS games aren't humanoid.
Snowwraith: Also doesn't have a big windup like Souls parries.
Traion: I will say there are some boss fights in the game that make you feel so good when you parry them
Snowwraith: So you're not really punished for being too early.
howema: this game is fun, insanely difficult though.
Snowwraith: It's being too late that gets you.
pyrojakk: Yeah, in this game, if you miss a parry you usually just block anyway
TehAmelie: makes you wonder what design process went into making parrying only applicable to humanoids
Snowwraith: @pyrojakk Which comes from the Bloodborne paradigm, being a bit early usually interrupts them anyway.
Snowwraith: So you're often safe to be a bit early there.
howema: only thing i don't like about the game is there are two major difficult spikes in the game where you have to do the fight exactly as the game intends. 3rd boss is the first of the two (got stuck on that one for three days) other? a refight late in the game.
gravygravyjosh: this guy is tricky
Snowwraith: Yeah, this game is very much not got as much freedom in that way Souls games have.
Tom_Bruise: Did this dude just go Kaio-Ken?
iridium_alchemist: That's what I find so interesting. Effectively parries and dodging have nearly the same result in gameplay, so what is it that makes them feel so drastically different?
Admiralmatt: yes
247Gremlin: Mikiri
247Gremlin: Yeah
Tregelen: mikiri works on any thrust attack
Styxseus: Yes
NightValien28: mikiri counter, yes counter thrust
Jackomaning: @Snowwraith Yeah but the tradeoff is that the combat in this game is much more fun
adi_pie: Yeah, usually when enemies go poke you can go step.
TehAmelie: the part where you play a specific character might be a clue about the differences there
Snowwraith: Thrusts are fancy counter-able.
Tregelen: perilous thrust* attack
Admiralmatt: and for the sweep you jump on his head
howema: @iridium_alchemist parries are vitally more important than dodges due to the posture damage they do. good luck beating some of the bosses without it.
Leonhart321: All thrusts can be Mikiri'd if you know the tell
Tregelen: some thrust kicks too which is fun
Leonhart321: A fight of honour
TXC2: break the poise, stab the bois
BorealMage: rbeeLUL
DoctorHoneyDew: LUL
andr0ktasiai: There are only 3 types of perilous attacks in the game : thrust can be mikiri'd ; slash can be jumped, grab can be dodged
Leonhart321: That's my sen purse, I don't know you
JaymicUnyielding: well nancy,
TehAmelie: don't talk to me or my sen (unless you wanna make an offer)
pyrojakk: Oh I'm excited.
Didero: "Have you tried stabbing harder?"
CAKHost: "Have you tried hitting elsewere?"
Juliamon: This sign can't stop you, you can't read!
NightValien28: LUL
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adi_pie: Yes or no.
Admiralmatt: bad very bad
saucemaster5000: had to peace out for work stuff, how did lady butterfly fare?
Traion: no fall damage
accountmadeforants: Mostly kill fields
andr0ktasiai: almost no fall damage
Didero: Is it one of those games where if you grab a ledge you don't get fall damage?
raulghoulia: x2
Traion: it is kill field, or no fall damage
Admiralmatt: there is a lot of fall damage
Styxseus: Well, falling into the void isnt exactly fall damage
howema: no fall damage until it kills you. i mean i think there is some fall damage but the window between nothing and death is slim
Snowwraith: You can take damage from falling, but I don't think it's ever fatal unless you're already low.
Traion: Btw Ben if this is too much of an easy game for babies there is a challenge mode you could now activate that makes the game twice as hard. Want us to tell you? Kappa
Juliamon: Hurling oneself into the void is normal and natural
Tom_Bruise: on a scale of 1 to Dark Souls 2, how bad is fall damage?
TehAmelie: then it's leaping into the void
Styxseus: Maybe there is fall damage, but I dont remember ever taking fall damage
Admiralmatt: but you take no falling damage if you grab a ledge or grapple
Admiralmatt: he is right here down the steps
andr0ktasiai: you already passed by vendors
howema: already passed two vendors i think
Admiralmatt: there is a vendor right down the steps from the shrine there
Traion: @admiralmatt @andr0ktasiai @howema he has stated that he doesn't want to be told when he misses someone
howema: good to know, ill leave it at that, one of the reasons i avoided mentioning boss names and details prior
Didero: Wasn't there a ledge you could jump to on that lower platform?
TXC2: "postcards from Dark souls"
Leonhart321: Isn't that just Ghost of Tsushima?
ElektroTal: it's always sekiro and never seki-column
Traion: I've kept a running tally of things he missed if he should ask ;)
TXC2: ElektroTal boooo Kappa
Leonhart321: Everyone goes Sekiro, no-one ever goes Sekipaddle
Didero: Eh, we can always come back here
Syntheticuh: if my least favorite part of souls combat was parry, should i stay away from this one? seems very parry heavy
howema: my mistake is i interpreted the vendor thing as an ask.
TehAmelie: maybe the sequel will be played in Excel. Sexcel! or wait
Traion: @howema no worries he uses "Hey Chat" as the signal :)
TXC2: "hey chat" is the simons says of Wheeler asking for questions
Didero: Don't answer unless the question starts with a clear "Hey Chat"
Admiralmatt: @Syntheticuh yes it is very parry heavy. but parrying is not as bad as in the other games
Leonhart321: You want the specific direction?
pyrojakk: Behind this bit, down a tree on the side of the wall
Snowwraith: Try down.
Traion: straight past the miniboss you can drop down
pyrojakk: Not this way
pyrojakk: Oh no.
Leonhart321: Are you wanting to go to what the poster is on about, or further on?
Styxseus: You *can* go this way
andr0ktasiai: oh yes
NightValien28: oh yes
Traion: This is the way to an optional boss
lirazel64: It's more a Pavlovian response.
pyrojakk: You *shouldn't* go this way.
Styxseus: But its not the way "forward"
NightValien28: tptptptpt taste the hubris
Leonhart321: You should be able to make that jump IIRC
iridium_alchemist: look to the sky box. go towards the big castle up a mountain.
iridium_alchemist: (If I am remembering right that is)
Didero: what's the worst that can happen Kappa
Leonhart321: i *THINK* SO
Traion: There is a ledge you can jump to on your right
RhoxPaperScissors: just like in real life
Leonhart321: *Caps
Talin06: you can grab a on to the wall lower down
DoctorHoneyDew: Sekiro: can't jump twice
Styxseus: This is like.. sequence-break shortcut to late-game areas, if memory serves
Didero: Kind of hard to see what's a ledge and what's just a snow-covered outrcopping
Leonhart321: The ledge with the glowy is the way back up
Didero: Right in the bird poop!
NightValien28: nicely done
Styxseus: :D
NightValien28: remember the bird shit
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh
Snowwraith: Environmental design!
Juliamon: Good job, chat!
Didero: Oh no, we're helping
pyrojakk: We... did it...?
ContingentCat: chat helped?!
NightValien28: we helped, how reap your reward
TehAmelie: bird crap helps you leap around like a bird. it's like, thematic or something
iridium_alchemist: ""helping""
Didero: But have you tried pyromancy?
pyrojakk: @NightValien28 lmao
andr0ktasiai: did we help though ?
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !advice
LRRbot: Give it more RAMs!
NightValien28: LUL
Leonhart321: Yes, we did this. Just remember that chat. WE did this
pyrojakk: And now you will hate us forever ben.
Styxseus: Is this? Ohhhhh
247Gremlin: Oh.
Tom_Bruise: That's right chat, every single one of you should be proud... except Doug. You know who you are, Doug.
TXC2: this seems fine
ElektroTal: love me some pitch black halls
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOPY
Didero: what did that do
TehAmelie: i don't think i've ever talked to a Doug
snortablecola: So typing birdshit in chat is helpful? Good to know
Didero: So the good news is that we made it here, the bad news is that there's nothing here? :p
Tom_Bruise: The Dougs are out there, we just have to wait for them to show themselves
pyrojakk: I wish there was nothing here.
andr0ktasiai: there is pain
DoctorHoneyDew: into the void with ya!
saucemaster5000: no reason
Psychic_Ketchup: oh
Tregelen: love this area
NightValien28: instinct
Psychic_Ketchup: oh no
Didero: Because it's a pitch dark abyss with an ominous light in it?
TXC2: time to drop down, for science Kappa
andr0ktasiai: you'll be fine
Styxseus: You have good instincts, I'll say that xD
Didero: Hey, a headless
GrizzmastahFlex: getting some Oolicile vibes here
pyrojakk: Here we go.
Styxseus: Dont worry about it! :D
DiscordianTokkan: Oh! The headless guy they warned us about
NightValien28: we did this
Leonhart321: Remember chat, WE did this
andr0ktasiai: this s fine
Tregelen: nice mist
Didero: time to parry, I guess
adi_pie: Welcome to Hell. He'll show you to your room.
NightValien28: no dodge only parry
pyrojakk: I tried to stop it, speak for yourself chat!!!
Tom_Bruise: Riddle me this, Batman, how do you kill a man without a head that makes you slow for some reason?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Keep them wrapped in the fuzzy prisons of socks.
Didero: Yeah, it's a Headless, the note warned you
noonetoday: you can't fight him yet
SolarBlitz1: So you remember the dark area with the Giant Skeletons in Dark Souls...
DoctorHoneyDew: LUL
Styxseus: :D
Easilycrazyhat: Strange... lrrBEEJ
pyrojakk: you need a specific item to hurt it.
NightValien28: LUL
Leonhart321: You were warned
pyrojakk: YES
pyrojakk: HE DID IT
ElektroTal: ohhhhhh
DoctorHoneyDew: chat, is this lets nope?
Tom_Bruise: So slashing a ghost may not be all that effective, turns out
adi_pie: Nah, just your colon
vegetalss4: I looked away a moment, how did we get here?
iridium_alchemist: other end Ben
NightValien28: through your butt yes
Didero: That's your own face
NightValien28: death
Styxseus: Thats you, isnt it..?
Leonhart321: You?
ElektroTal: well.
snortablecola: He’s making friends
1y1e: a little taste
Easilycrazyhat: That's Benjamin Wheeler, streamer extraordinair
vegetalss4: Hidden behind your camera
Didero: We're learning!
ElektroTal: that was fine
TXC2: well that went as well as it could have :p
ElektroTal: everything is fine
Didero: Second break time?
Tregelen: good ol' headless
pyrojakk: Everyone's first encounter with the headless goes like that
Traion: Proud of you Chat: no one started to scream warnings about the Headless and let him blunder into him as we all did <3
Leonhart321: You doing OK there?
Admiralmatt: did he just meet a headless?
pyrojakk: @Admiralmatt Yup.
BrowneePoints: Oh wheeler stumbled into the Mountain Headless?
andr0ktasiai: to be fair, you survived a lot longer than expected
TXC2: !backseat
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Leonhart321: @Traion Speak for yourself, I ran in, screamed, and yeeted out again
TXC2: Let Wheeler Fuck up, it's good for the highlights Kappa
Leonhart321: ^
TehAmelie: you did ask to be warned about one boss who's unreasonably loud in Japanese
Styxseus: <3
1y1e: the surprise is the reward for being good chatterinos
Traion: @browneepoints he did it went ad expected ^^
Didero: You mean, that HARDLY happens Kappa
Admiralmatt: anyone clip that?
TXC2: !break
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Leonhart321: Time to get your head on straight?
TehAmelie: but i mean otherwise, no one needs to spoil anything
Easilycrazyhat: I tuned in late. How'd Wheeler do against the moth lady boss?
Leonhart321: Got close a couple of times, decided to back out for now
TehAmelie: i fancy someone who calls herself Lady Butterfly would get massively offended if you called her a moth. so, good job
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, that sounds right. She's tough as hell.
Easilycrazyhat: XD Oh right, butterflies.
247Gremlin: Got close to taking one of her lives, specifically.
Leonhart321: I can imagine she'd be madder if you called her Madam Mosquito
Leonhart321: !apoilers
Leonhart321: !spoilers
TehAmelie: puttin the "butt" in butterflies
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TehAmelie: because she is a butt
TXC2: !spoilers
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Leonhart321: Oh, thanksa
Easilycrazyhat: Big flappy butt
Leonhart321: And apparently my typing skills have gone
Leonhart321: Thanks ants
accountmadeforants: You've become-a italian-a
Leonhart321: Sure, why not
BrowneePoints: You must now love Pasta and Centuries of Roman oppression
accountmadeforants: Also, I feel like I've shared this one in Wheeler's chat before, but I still find it very on-brand. https://youtu.be/MdrlALQVEKM
TehAmelie: in the swedish we call a butterfly "fjäril". it's only sort of vaguely suggesting something far away, untouchable. but it doesn't have any potential for wordplay
Leonhart321: The former is true, though I live near a place that is famous for defying the latter, albeit failing eventually
TXC2: and we're back
Styxseus: \o/
Easilycrazyhat: That's ye olde nippon trebuchet
TXC2: Fjaril fatalé
Easilycrazyhat: Nailed it
MagicalAttackGecko: Try Pyromancy?
PixelArtDragon: And in German, she'd be Frau Schmetterling
Didero: well now we know how falling to your death works
shurtal: Miyazaki not expecting going backwards
iridium_alchemist: so you did earlier say, "hey chat, where do I go?" and I want to make sure that is still standing before I say anything?
Leonhart321: ^
BrowneePoints: Das a big ol skin
Easilycrazyhat: Hmmm, that's a weird tree leaf...>.>
Traion: You need to go past that general miniboss, straight from the gate and then drop down by the broken bridge
Leonhart321: There was anther route to go back where you fought the general
snortablecola: There’s a way past the mini boss to the left
Snowwraith: There's another down past where you fought the latest big man.
iridium_alchemist: other end of the courtyard with the clanger guy and the mini boss you killed
Snowwraith: My chat died, so that seems like I was repeating.
Traion: Mulder: Wow dad the speedrun is way quicker than this.
Didero: @TXC2 I think I've asked this before, but if we make clips, should we link them here or is just making them enough?
TehAmelie: ha this isn't even Speedrunalloneword
TXC2: Didero no you don't have to post them here, lrrbot should still pic them up
TXC2: *pick
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Traion: yes the general
Didero: @TXC2 Good to know, thanks, I'll try to remember. I made a clip of Ben being startled and I wouldn't want that to get lost :p
TehAmelie: if there's snow, i'd want to wear a hat. is this samurai stoicism or devs who don't have any experience with cold climates you think?
Psychic_Ketchup: love that avril lavigne song Scream Boy
Didero: Also, LRRbot is amazing, it keeps being able to do more than I thought it could
DoctorHoneyDew: LUL
Didero: This dude needs glasses
Tom_Bruise: Incredible
Easilycrazyhat: uh...
BrowneePoints: You just looney tuned that guy wheeler
Leonhart321: Now was that a mastery of stealth, or a failure of eyesight. You make the call
Snowwraith: Love to clang.
accountmadeforants: That's reductive, they're making music!
Psychic_Ketchup: Well he is called "clang lad" after all
Tom_Bruise: presumably to draw the attention of all other crazy clang people
andr0ktasiai: He does have an attack
ContingentCat: they're comitted to that Clang Life
Traion: left of the broken bridg3
accountmadeforants: Wu Clang Clan
iridium_alchemist: broken bridge and look down
TehAmelie: i'm in the combination pizza hut court yard
Didero: Wait, are we still 3 years ago?
TXC2: "clang clang went the Trolley"
TXC2: Didero no, this is "now" now
Leonhart321: And now you're back on track
1y1e: nothing here has been called
MagicalAttackGecko: NOOOOOOOOOOO
accountmadeforants: Sekiro hates car insurance
MagicalAttackGecko: HOW DARE YOU
Didero: Murderer! :O
TehAmelie: more like ge-gone
DoctorHoneyDew: gecko? in winter?
Styxseus: Probably harmless
Tom_Bruise: You say that, that gecko would've stoled your cereal
Leonhart321: riv
Traion: Nope we met the endboss of 3 years ago and Ben noped out @didero
vegetalss4: And it didn't even drop a gem
ContingentCat: they just wanted to tell you how to save money on your car insurance lrrAWW
TehAmelie: i know one gecko who'd want to steal your shadow. maybe it's for the best to kill them on sight
Easilycrazyhat: Psshh...what? ....nooooo.
Styxseus: extraSnek
DoctorHoneyDew: Snek?
Tom_Bruise: I'm sure it can be tricked into eating its own tail
BrowneePoints: Aw man, who told wheeler about the snake
Didero: Don't be condescending, game
Traion: Yeah when I jumped down here I totally went I'm about to fight a giant snake Kappa
Didero: good joke, streamer
Styxseus: "Must have been the wind"
Psychic_Ketchup: Big snek
accountmadeforants: No
Traion: Yes
Snowwraith: What a surprise, it's a giant snake!
Easilycrazyhat: Try
adi_pie: No
TehAmelie: hueg snek!
TXC2: "Snaaaaaaake, it's a snake!"
andr0ktasiai: no
Leonhart321: No
NightValien28: why not
wildpeaks: only one way to find out
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler confirmed coward lrrBEEJ
Didero: I mean, you also got further with Butterfly Lady than all of us thought, so who knows
andysoo89: would be real cool if you did
ContingentCat: well we've got one Ye and one try so let's go for it
wildpeaks: can we pet the giant danger noodle
Styxseus: :D
NightValien28: snek heard you talking shit
vegetalss4: Luckily it's cold that should slow it down
Traion: @didero snake doesn't have a lifebar so you literally can't
Tom_Bruise: yo I think it saw you
TehAmelie: snakes have bicameral sense of smell. it's so weird to even try to imagine
ContingentCat: can we boop the forbidden snoot?
TXC2: "Smile you sonofabit..."
Didero: @Traion That's quitter talk! :p
Styxseus: 1v1 me you coward! *while running away*
NightValien28: the hell is a fair fight against a 30 foot snake
wildpeaks: om nom nom
NightValien28: a 30 foot badger?
Didero: just use space jump
Easilycrazyhat: Technically, yes
Robot_Bones: the thing I do when Hiding - "Wiggle around a lot"
accountmadeforants: He said down~!
ContingentCat: snakes after all are known for having very ridgid bodies, oh wait
Leonhart321: Clearly the solution is to find a giant mongoose
Traion: Oh 30 foot is way to small for this snake. It is more like 30 meters @nightvalien28 ;)
Leonhart321: Talk about level scaling
NightValien28: Traion LUL
andysoo89: @Leonhart321 but how do we get rid of the giant mongoose after?
Traion: It took 0 damage
TehAmelie: real snakes can get over 30 feet long. how creepy is that on a scale?
TehAmelie: hehe, scale
DoctorHoneyDew: be honest, how much damage?
247Gremlin: Snake: "What's damage?"
ContingentCat: I don't think it noticed
Easilycrazyhat: @Leonhart321 Where's Rikki-Tikki-Tavi when you need him?
Styxseus: So it CAN be attacked
Leonhart321: @andysoo89 I'm taking no questions at this time
vegetalss4: I saw a health bar
NightValien28: 99%
DoctorHoneyDew: bloodied perhaps?
TehAmelie: maybe you can parry it's tongue
TehAmelie: get in some actual tongue wrestling
andysoo89: @TehAmelie lewd
Easilycrazyhat: It's health is officially "A Lot"
wildpeaks: snoot has been booped
Tom_Bruise: so the answer to "how much health does this snake have?" is "a lot."
Didero: Ride it like a surfboard!
Tom_Bruise: Who knew
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accountmadeforants: Real fake healthbars, getcher real fake healthbars!
ContingentCat: !findquote boop
LRRbot: Quote #3047: "The last words I'm going to hear in my life are going to be Ian saying 'boop!'" —Cameron [2016-07-25]
TehAmelie: it's not weird if it's animals, viz. Discovery Channel
247Gremlin: Yes do it
Snowwraith: It hit you for massive damage, that's for sure.
andysoo89: guess the snake hit your weak point
Awesem: I have never seen anyone try this...? Of course it would be Wheeler
Traion: It is telling that the snake doesn't even realise when you hit it
Makrosian_Tae: HEBI CHAN!!
Easilycrazyhat: Aww, it's got a scraggly beard.
TXC2: Wheeler strikes me as the kind of person who fights the Bridge Dragon in Dark souls 1
Leonhart321: I mean, no-one else would see this and think "Yes, one vs one me scrub"
247Gremlin: Practically John Cena over here
wildpeaks: master of stealth
Didero: "I just need some private time in my palanquin
DoctorHoneyDew: Ben Wheeler is the John Cena of Sekiro
Didero: "
ContingentCat: bwaa- bwaa-da-bwaaaa
TXC2: lrrFINE
wildpeaks: sergeHubris
Psychic_Ketchup: chomp
Styxseus: The snake attacked your weakspot!
247Gremlin: benginLol
BrowneePoints: So i've never looked into it, but the the snake has to be a Yamato no Orochi reference right?
Tom_Bruise: "Yes you will die again" - Snake
DiscordianTokkan: CHOMPF
Mistborn83: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Styxseus: (everywhere)
TehAmelie: i wonder if the snake looks at you hiding in that hut and thinks "huh, this snack is in a wrapper"
ContingentCat: yeah I'm sure he was worried
accountmadeforants: They're one big rope, they're always on the rope
CaptainSpam: That sounded like a failed insult. "Oh, is that your FACE?!? Oh crap it is your face run run run"
Didero: That snake was white with fear, yeah
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh yeah the snake didn't have a leg to stand on
wildpeaks: when snek steppies back
andysoo89: swifARTISTE swifARTISTE
DiscordianTokkan: @Psychic_Ketchup Hah!
Leonhart321: @Psychic_Ketchup Booo
snortablecola: You gotta sweep the leg ben
Styxseus: Pffff @Psychic_Ketchup
Leonhart321: Fight me in Goldeneye, No Oddjob
ElektroTal: tvb bgh no zerg rush
magical_girl_amelia: A fine move
piercefc9: Hide in the hut
Thisbymaster: what is the other option?
ContingentCat: the Sir Robin method
Easilycrazyhat: But have you considered...that snake has a beard?
Leonhart321: No
Awesem: Sort of
CAKHost: Seems to be working
pyrojakk: Yeah sort of
Ckiva: you gotta buy it dinner first
nudibranch_art: Can you Orochimaru the snake??
Psychic_Ketchup: Ask consent first
piercefc9: YEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyyyy
CAKHost: Uh...
pyrojakk: Does that count?
TXC2: "hey, wanna ride the snake?" "no"
Easilycrazyhat: *NOW* it has bad eyesight
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
andysoo89: animal abuse BibleThump
Didero: aw, poor thing
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
pyrojakk: Yes.
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
ravenlord_xix: snek
CAKHost: I think it is upset
Tom_Bruise: Long enough to leave
ContingentCat: lrrAWW poor big noodle
Makrosian_Tae: LRRBOT on POINT
BrowneePoints: Enough to leave
DeM0nFiRe: gdqDragonRoar gdqDragonHi gdqDragonHi gdqDragonHi
Leonhart321: It just keeps going
Psychic_Ketchup: "Oh come on you're still writhing? I stabbed you like 5 seconds ago"
Styxseus: Oh thats new
Traion: Nope
Easilycrazyhat: Sure
pyrojakk: No.
Awesem: No
BrowneePoints: No
Leonhart321: No
Traion: You have to run
piercefc9: nope, this is the first encounter
247Gremlin: Don't try it Anakin
Didero: Seems like it's already pretty busy with dying
pyrojakk: You can't skill snek yet
wildpeaks: the snek isn't a Sith
BrowneePoints: It is scripted
TXC2: this Snake must be a pro football player Kappa
accountmadeforants: Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE
Didero: Luckily this camera shake isn't annoying at all
TehAmelie: i'm still proud of this extremely funny snake cartoon i made like 10 years ago even though apparently no one gets it https://i.imgur.com/KvFtQPM.jpg
247Gremlin: Sick snake jams
beowuuf: if you have the high ground, it merely cannot win. you can only actually take its legs, it will be back
Traion: Italian national team 15 years running @txc2
nudibranch_art: Snek is displeased
Easilycrazyhat: It still has one eye...
Didero: Hey, another palanquin
TehAmelie: just asking the question, if snakes had some smell-enhancing thingy would fancy snakes wear them on just one end of their tongue like a monocle?
Didero: This checkpointing is weird
Tom_Bruise: "Oh, he's god, Right. Back to writhing uncontrollably in agony..."
Tom_Bruise: *gone, damnit
CraziestOwl: This snake have a bad day
Cephallope: Snake just vibin'
TXC2: "Jesus, this was a stupid idea" Thomas, on the seating arrangements at the last supper Kappa
Leonhart321: @TehAmelie I imagine it's something akin to a tongue piercing
CAKHost: @TehAmelie if they don't, they are cowards?
Styxseus: Tbh, I've never seen anybody turn around to look at the snake instead of just panic-running
saucemaster5000: snake is demonstrating a loop
Didero: Ben, why are you using the pellets instead of the gourd? Pellets don't refill while the gourd does, right? Not backseating, just curiuos
Easilycrazyhat: Could you have like a 10-15 second loop of agony instead? Thanks.
Traion: In the snake's defense I would be writhing in agony to if you stabbed me in the eye
Easilycrazyhat: Wow, that was the perfect angle
Juliamon: RIGHT into the maw
CAKHost: Hi mouth
accountmadeforants: That was a good artificial freeze frame
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaang
Psychic_Ketchup: That's a big mouth
Styxseus: Theeeeere we go
magical_girl_amelia: this is flagrant vore propaganda
BrowneePoints: so THAT'S what the swing point is for
1y1e: the tonsil tickler!
Traion: No
Easilycrazyhat: Yes
WaltzMaster1: oh I tuned in at a good time
Psychic_Ketchup: It wants you to kiss it
Traion: You are supposed to run
pyrojakk: I... don't know.
Easilycrazyhat: but actually no
BrowneePoints: Technically yes, but it is invincible
accountmadeforants: You can stab it, yes. You can't kill it that way, though.
pyrojakk: You can't kill it now
Tom_Bruise: For a second there I thought you were gonna ask if the snake having its mouth agape produces a hurtbox
Styxseus: Actually no, correct
ravenlord_xix: snek just want kiss
Traion: You literally cannot kill the snake
WaltzMaster1: you can't damage it now
BrowneePoints: Besides the eye poke you cANNOT kill the snake
TXC2: Traion sounds like a challenge to me
WaltzMaster1: you
WaltzMaster1: you'll know when you can damage it
Didero: But it has a health bar, therefor it is killable Kappa
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 if you wanna fight invincibility coding that's up to you :P
TehAmelie: huh, so the snake is on a whole different power level than the dudes we are actually fighting so far
CAKHost: Or did you reset the snek?
magical_girl_amelia: awww happy snek once more
Didero: That's a good !advice: "Reset the snake"
TehAmelie: reset the snake = no steppy?
WaltzMaster1: the next boss is really fun
ContingentCat: now that you know that one trick that snek doctors hate it's not too bad
CraziestOwl: Maybe if it swallows you you can stab it from the inside
Styxseus: I actually dont know if it follows the souls rule of "It has health, therefor you can kill it" -- but it's not kill-able by any practical means at this point
WaltzMaster1: ???
snortablecola: This strat is called the “snake reset”
DiscordianTokkan: I blame the new controller for that
WaltzMaster1: lol
MagicalAttackGecko: LUL
Styxseus: uhhh shoulder button
Traion: Is this Wheeler or James in a wig?
Easilycrazyhat: Ben has broken
BrowneePoints: L1
Didero: Ugh, I hate it when I forget the keys mid-game
adi_pie: Welcome to the thing I kept forgetting all the way through the game.
WaltzMaster1: is your brain ok
accountmadeforants: The grappling hook gave up in rope solidarity
snortablecola: Left trigger
Leonhart321: Got so zoned in, the button mapping blanked from the mental step
tr3ewitch88: WHAT'S THE GRAPPLE!
APartofManny: is snake friend glitched?
BrowneePoints: Did someone pay 2 life cuz that was a ...Mental Misstep
TXC2: Snake is having a moment
Leonhart321: *slow clap*
Styxseus: :D
accountmadeforants: LUL
WaltzMaster1: oof
Easilycrazyhat: Hah
tr3ewitch88: yes today
TXC2: HOLY SHIT!
CAKHost: Snek said no
magical_girl_amelia: what a nice little bit of revenge
WaltzMaster1: you're good
ravenlord_xix: Was that a snake hand?
Easilycrazyhat: The animation as if you weren't dead XD Wow.
tr3ewitch88: 😆
WaltzMaster1: don't go back pls
Styxseus: Perfect
TXC2: that NBA pro level blocking
Didero: And then everything was fine forever, the end
TehAmelie: i've been playing a bunch of Cook, Serve, Delicious last week. i have infinite understanding for forgetting what button does what
Styxseus: :D
Traion: Requested Warning: Loud horseboi is past this next courtyard
Styxseus: Pfff
Tom_Bruise: You try explaining to ref how a snake threw hands at you
247Gremlin: Hey! You should turn on the English
tr3ewitch88: lmao
TehAmelie: kept forgetting beer needs you to hold the down key on the keyboard while wine needs tapping "up"
Didero: "I hear crying, that's always good" -Benjamin Wheeler
TXC2: it used it's snake hands, it's snands
accountmadeforants: Yes
WaltzMaster1: oh yes best boss
Leonhart321: Yes
WaltzMaster1: he rocks
1y1e: you'll know the boss arena when you see it
pyrojakk: We are getting to the first ACTUAL boss
accountmadeforants: Last bonfire before Horskeladd
Traion: Horseman!
WaltzMaster1: do horse man
saucemaster5000: english audio time?
APartofManny: butterfly
Didero: I'd try Butterfly Lady again
Wormsbane: loud horse man
pyrojakk: English audio loud horseman
Easilycrazyhat: I vote horseman
Leonhart321: Whirlwind slam Horselord
narset6691: butterfly!
Styxseus: Oooo, tough call
TehAmelie: is this where the game. . .truly begins?
accountmadeforants: Louuuuud Horse man
Statist42: horse
247Gremlin: Horsem'n
TXC2: Vote now on your phones
Didero: Because now you're warmed up for Butterfly Lady
Traion: You'll know the horse arena when you look at it
kopflaster: horseman
WaltzMaster1: horse is easier
saucemaster5000: try left
Tom_Bruise: Just go for the butterfly I guess, save the audio issues that switching languages is gonna cause for next session
ContingentCat: Horse to get us in the mood for horse club
pyrojakk: Horseman isn't -too-hard...
Easilycrazyhat: And kill a horse?
snortablecola: Horse
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (26m from now).
Styxseus: Maybe the horse is apropos then
Didero: Oh yeah, that's soon
Kazman20a: horse is horse of course...
TehAmelie: we can draw horse's blood, hopefully
Didero: Man, time flies when you're massively enjoying yourself
BrowneePoints: So yea, Wheeler, for subsequent playthroughs you're SUPPOSED to take that swing over point up to that last cave point to avoid the bite
Robot_Bones: Horse for the Horse club
Mattmitchell45: Can't Scream Horses Club
TXC2: Draw for the draw throne
tr3ewitch88: so upset that I didn't get here when the stream started 😢
Didero: hey everything is in english now Kappa
BrowneePoints: Yea, the swing over gives you JUST enough momentum to beat the snek to that lil cave
TXC2: tr3ewitch88 don't worry, that's what VoDs are for lrrHEART
tr3ewitch88: true
TehAmelie: idea for CDHC: draw something with horse's blood
Traion: Yeah it is across the next wall
pyrojakk: You'll know when you see it, don't worry
Statist42: there should be a pretty obvious point of no return if im remembering this correctly
magical_girl_amelia: ahhh my head, and i still have to guard
saucemaster5000: crying fixed
WaltzMaster1: GUN
tr3ewitch88: he was just looking for his snake lol
kdefinition: for mikiri you have to do B+Towards the enemy
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote punished
LRRbot: Quote #5590: "I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm having fun and that's what matters." —Ian [2018-12-13]
Mattmitchell45: Samurai Jack'd?
Didero: Dead bodies decompose
WaltzMaster1: evaporated
saucemaster5000: you fixed the crying.
Traion: It is either perfectly towards, or neutral
WaltzMaster1: big mistake
Easilycrazyhat: We would never lead you wrong
Didero: Have we EVER been wrong?
TXC2: trusting chat? bold move
kdefinition: oh.. i've never had it work any other way
BrowneePoints: Lore
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
Didero: A Remnant, apparently
WaltzMaster1: oh wow I totally missed this when I played
Tom_Bruise: is that Ghost Dog?
adi_pie: It's an audio log, like every good horror game has.
WaltzMaster1: monkaS
WaltzMaster1: I have bow PTSD
247Gremlin: I like big bows and I cannot lie
tr3ewitch88: all the better to kill you with?
Didero: We need to see a man about a horse
eboera: MOrning Wheeler, this is a very weird Card Game you're playing
WaltzMaster1: nooooooo
WaltzMaster1: he was crying about his horse
TimeToFry: NotLikeThis
TXC2: hello eboera welcome
Traion: That man was mourning his horse
BrowneePoints: for what it's worth, the story/lore is presented much more straightforward in this than ANY other FromSoft game
eboera: @TXC2 morning
TehAmelie: in a certain view, are all games card games
eboera: F
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: "Oh, the poor horse. Now let's go kill a horse!"
TehAmelie: question mark
eboera: Press for respects
WaltzMaster1: oh he's back lol
magical_girl_amelia: F
DiscordianTokkan: Can Mourn Horses Club, coming up next
Leonhart321: benginO7
e_bloc: never mourn another man's horse
BrowneePoints: did you catch what he said wheeler?
Styxseus: Sadness: cured!
TXC2: you love your horse of course of course
DiscordianTokkan: Borat voice: My Horse
WaltzMaster1: Pog
matthaus_c: MY NAAAAME
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Styxseus: This is it!
TehAmelie: horses are amazing animals. just the fact that they can stay alive with bodies that are arranged like a dang house of cards
Leonhart321: Is it time?
pyrojakk: I told you you'd know when you saw it.
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh baby it's time
Easilycrazyhat: XD
Styxseus: It is time!
Mistborn83: What if we just dont ride horse? Maybe the horse doesn't like a human on its back.
TXC2: Strap in chat!
Tom_Bruise: Now everyone, be vewwy vewwy qwuiet
pyrojakk: YES!
WaltzMaster1: this is such a good fight
saucemaster5000: ooh the nameless soldier!
Styxseus: *cranks volume*
TehAmelie: did you know horses can't belch? if they ever swallow air they die unless they can fart it out
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: lrrHORN lrrHORN
WaltzMaster1: MY NAAAAAAAAAAME
kdefinition: this is the one place where the english version has something on japanese version
Leonhart321: AND HIS NAME IS
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Styxseus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
beowuuf: horse boi!
Didero: Does he also shout in Japanese?
MagicalAttackGecko: YESS
Easilycrazyhat: That dude used ALL the energy in that recording booth.
Snowwraith: His English VA just goes all-in.
WaltzMaster1: yes
accountmadeforants: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ravenlord_xix: why everyone so big and you so smol?
narset6691: that is a gigantic weapon
JAGxTERRA: srry did hear that. can you repeat it?
adi_pie: seabatClap
Tom_Bruise: Gyoubu wants to have a word with you it seems
beowuuf: so we won the game, right? we can just quit here? :p
Didero: simply parry the horse
Traion: He shouts in Japanese but much more reserved. The English VA went all out @didero
Snowwraith: None of the other 3/4 languages are as shouty as this one.
PixelArtDragon: Hey look, it's the player character from Elden Ring!
saucemaster5000: the other VAs are not as committed -- the german one he's practically bored and polite
Didero: @Traion That's amazing
Styxseus: He does @Didero but its more samurai-challange and sounds right
TimeToFry: Why is this mans so big
TehAmelie: cause he has a big horse i guess
ContingentCat: he eats his wheeties
WaltzMaster1: when he's far away you can grapple to him
TXC2: Horse milk Kappa
WaltzMaster1: yeah to get in close
BrowneePoints: To get in. I THINK the grapple hits do more posture damage as well
beowuuf: feels like the english VA just walked out of the studio, crossed the road, went a block away, then bellowed for all his might and was still picked up clearly on the equipment. Just to make sure they didn't peak the mic.
TehAmelie: hmm, his poise damage decays very slowly
WaltzMaster1: chat, remind me, can he get the firecrackers for this fight?
saucemaster5000: my theory is he didn't know they were recording
Traion: LUL @beowuuf
BrowneePoints: @WaltzMaster1 that would be a spoiler
vegetalss4: Having not played this game: I wonder if the mourning horse guy was some kind of hint about a trick to this boss.
WaltzMaster1: lol
Leonhart321: @beowuuf And yet somehow, he still did XD
TehAmelie: from what i hear the original VA thought he was BRIAN BLESSED [sic]
beowuuf: @Leonhart321 :D
Styxseus: @TehAmelie It's like the game wants you to do this *one* thing ;D
Didero: It feels like this VA was told a few too many times "put a bit more heart into it", and for this recording he just went "fuck it, all in"
Tom_Bruise: "Sir, sir, could you cool it, I'm trying to read your moveset."
matthaus_c: the hook is honestly just a close in on him, it's good to avoid getting hit by his sweep and you pretty much get a free attack
beowuuf: @TehAmelie yup, spelled like blessed, but the surname is pronounced like bless - ed
BlueMechanic: I feel bad for the horse in all this
WaltzMaster1: you're doing way better than my first time
Tom_Bruise: @Didero maybe they got this guy with the Dr. Strangelove gambit; just do a crazy take to get the energy out, then we'll do a real take
matthaus_c: we'll just pretend we're slicing his ankles up
TehAmelie: ah, General Turgidsson, the act that the actor didn't know was real
beowuuf: did they *actually* just find the real life person and change the character name to fit?
Leonhart321: I mean, you're one for one, you still have a shot
Styxseus: I like how he stumbles when you grapple him too
TXC2: Kubrick was kind of a dick to do that
BrowneePoints: You're doing better against for your first time than I did
TehAmelie: i'm sure Kubrick was a dick in many other ways
TXC2: Indeed
Tom_Bruise: In several other ways also, yes
Easilycrazyhat: I love that he fucking drifts his horse.
beowuuf: more like stanley kubdick
WaltzMaster1: oh my god
WaltzMaster1: you actually dodged that
Leonhart321: No way
Cephallope: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: Eyes Wide Shut joke goes here
Tom_Bruise: Although he was apparently always cool regarding the child actors
Styxseus: So close!
WaltzMaster1: the horse jumping really caught me off guard
WaltzMaster1: NICE
BrowneePoints: IN ONE
Easilycrazyhat: God gamer
pyrojakk: First try!
kdefinition: 1st try let's GO
TXC2: FIRST TRY!
matthaus_c: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
shurtal: Noice
Didero: Wow, actual literal first try :O
iridium_alchemist: lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN
Leonhart321: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Cephallope: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
DeM0nFiRe: mcgFirst
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap seabatClap
Traion: Congrats Ben you just did the fight on hard mode!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
toxthefox: nice well-timed deflects bro
Juliamon: benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry
accountmadeforants: seabatClap benginTry seabatClap
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap
pyrojakk: This boss is very intimidating
saucemaster5000: wow first try is this what it's like be a gamer?
beowuuf: seabatClap lrrHORN seabatClap lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Cephallope: Farewell horse
Styxseus: \o/
PixelArtDragon: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Wormsbane: wheelerY wheelerH
pyrojakk: but not that hard
Statist42: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Snowwraith: Good news!
pyrojakk: great job Ben!
Didero: Wait, 'permanently increase attack power'?
vegetalss4: Congratulations!
accountmadeforants: YEAAH
Tom_Bruise: the horse enjoyed a peaceful death
Mistborn83: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Snowwraith: You sure can!
kdefinition: there's a way, yeah
toxthefox: yes
WaltzMaster1: no
Leonhart321: I dunno, in terms of suspense, that was hellaciously good
matthaus_c: hell yeah brother
accountmadeforants: Yes, you can go back and fight them
BrowneePoints: Since you beat him can I say something Wheeler?
WaltzMaster1: well yeah actually
Styxseus: I dont remember fighting them again
beowuuf: next time, on can't just fight on dub club
toxthefox: just go to any dol and click battle foe
Traion: They added a thing in a recent ish patch to fight bosses again
toxthefox: idol*
Styxseus: Oh neat!
kdefinition: @Styxseus it's an update fromsoft made later on
adi_pie: Thank you for the stream
beowuuf: remember to pimp your own stuff!
Styxseus: Ohhh! I see!
Traion: Ben, you did that fight on hard mode btw
DeM0nFiRe: Going from Can Fight Horses Club to Can't Draw Horses Club
TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler
BrowneePoints: Yea you did do that fight on hard mode
Styxseus: Oh thats awesome!
TehAmelie: wild like horses
Leonhart321: From Can Mourn Horse, to Can Murder Horse, to Can't Draw Horse
Juliamon: That was a great way to end the stream
TXC2: Butterfly women, wrestling orges, BIG snakes, Horse men, the stream had it all
Tom_Bruise: Now that's what we call "Progress"
toxthefox: click enchance attack power
Leonhart321: We went on a whiole journey today
accountmadeforants: Seeeeekiro is a lot
TXC2: !events
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Didero: That was incredibly impressive, Ben
Ba_Dum_Tish: something to look forward to
BrowneePoints: *cut to wheeler on saturday forgetting to click it*
matthaus_c: gotta open next week on a banger
beowuuf: thanks for streaming
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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Cephallope: We will definitely remember :)
Leonhart321: Thanks for the fun stream. Absolutely going to be here for Saturday
Didero: @Cephallope Speak for yourself :p
Styxseus: I am 100% replaying this again, cant not xD it's soo good :D
Didero: Thanks for a great stream, Ben!
Styxseus: Thank you so much for streaming! <3 lrrHEART
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
Juliamon: Yay Az!
beowuuf: cori and az energy , buckle up!
Traion: Btw Ben if at any point you want to be told what you have missed I made a list just in case you want to do a victory lap before the end or something at some point
Angnor33: Oooh. Back to Knight!
Didero: !schedule
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wildpeaks: chyrCube
Styxseus: Woo \o/
matthaus_c: the Resident Evil saga is over, I can hardly believe it
Juliamon: Little Nightmares: now EVERYTHING is giant
TXC2: wow the Resident evil saga is over eh?
BrowneePoints: WHAT!?
adamjford: Pokemon Unite? pog?
coggy9 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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matthaus_c: well that knowledge will certainly come in handy
Traion: @txc2 yeah the saga ended with an episode involving a chainsaw tank
Leonhart321: Oh ho? Finally, a team that can help me climb the ladder cause NO-ONE WILL SUPPORT DEFENSE PROPERLY.......I may have issues XD
TXC2: Traion good grief :p
BrowneePoints: @Leonhart321 I can do ya one worse...i'm a support main
matthaus_c: James is an absolute unit
ContingentCat: Well he goes to bed at like 8pm
GapFiller: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPillow jlrrPillow jlrrPillow
TehAmelie: James is some kind of morning person
DennyMcG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
DennyMcG: Nice.
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Leonhart321: @BrowneePoints I'm Speedster/Defence. My life is hell XD
wildpeaks: nice
BrowneePoints: @Leonhart321 "Hello I'm a Blissey I'm here to where..no..wait..get over..COME BACK!"
accountmadeforants: Sssssnekiro
Leonhart321: Thanks again @accountmadeforants
accountmadeforants: No worries
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
TXC2: Damn Wheeler :p
whatiskiss: nice
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Leonhart321: @BrowneePoints "Oh boy, a Wigglytuff. Now if you move up and Sing I can wipe their health with Surf and...no....come back...Whyyyyyy"
beowuuf: have a good rest of your day ben!
matthaus_c: see you on the other side, Wheeler!
ContingentCat: THanks Wheelers
wildpeaks: there may or may not be horses
TXC2: !discord
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beowuuf: enjoy :)
ContingentCat: *Wheeler
TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: !twitter
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good'un, Wheeler!
Leonhart321: See you Saturday
corianderd: good riddance
TXC2: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
beowuuf: LOL cori
vegetalss4: Thanks for the stream
matthaus_c: cori holy shit benginLol
ContingentCat: lrrWOW Cori
Leonhart321: Wow, roasted
DiscordianTokkan: Damn, Cori
TXC2: Cori spitting FLAME!
Didero: When I played Pokemon Unite, I was the healer thing, Eldegoss? People don't seem to entirely understand healers either
Riiiiiiis: wow got here just in time for wheeler
Riiiiiiis: wait...
Riiiiiiis: :-D
TXC2: Riiiiiiis I have bad news....
Juliamon: just in time for wheeler to get roasted
beowuuf: cori's got to get the sass up to defend against az I guess :p
matthaus_c: you got here just in time for HOERS
Leonhart321: I'll have to hit up the Discord tomorrow. See if people can align Timezones to put together a team
beowuuf: you missed wheeler horse, time for cori horse
BrowneePoints: @Leonhart321 but WHY. Wigglytuff is all aggro. Hit sing, get up in there, WRECK FACE
Leonhart321: @BrowneePoints You know that, and I know that, but SO MANY OTHERS
ContingentCat: wait today's Monday right? Why the heck is KK on my island?
Leonhart321: But yeah, have work tomorrow so enjoy the art practise
Didero: We're all waiting for the after-credits scene, right?
benjamin_wheeler: warning: it may be a bit loud
matthaus_c: no this was the preshow, we're waiting for the main event
Styxseus: :D
beowuuf: :D
TimeToFry: LUL
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrWHEELER
benjamin_wheeler: have a good one gang
Styxseus: <3
BrowneePoints: !clip
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Didero: oh my god that was amazing
Leonhart321: Dammit, I was NOT expecting that
ContingentCat: katesLol sergeJustRight
beowuuf: sergeJustRight seabatClap seabatClap seabatUseless
beowuuf: i hate twitch moving when grabbing emotes :(
DeM0nFiRe: twith pls y u do this to me
PixelArtDragon: Oh wow, I thought something was up with the youtube video I was watching
TXC2: Good thing I was on the toilet when that happend :p
beowuuf: refresh to avoid flashing
Styxseus: xD
TehAmelie: ooh, flashing lights
Juliamon: thanks twitch
PixelArtDragon: @DeM0nFiRe It's glitching for you too?
DeM0nFiRe: TXC2 lol
beowuuf: do it multiple times if needed
ContingentCat: ah Twitch, doing it's best
DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe Yeah
Juliamon: The worst part is that it's such an inconsistent glitch
TXC2: Yeah Refreshing helped
TehAmelie: hey what does this button do?
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
matthaus_c: mmmm refreshing
Styxseus: I thought that was weird
Juliamon: there's no way to know it's gonna strobe you until it does
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WE ARE LIVE
GapFiller: again
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TehAmelie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
TehAmelie: 71 months? that's a little more than one hour!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TehAmelie! (Today's storm count: 17)
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Styxseus: OH HEY lrrSIG \o/ lrrSIG
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
PixelArtDragon: Oh damn
beowuuf: couldn't wait the three days to apprehend the criminal
PixelArtDragon: I keep getting CDHC and Talking Simulator's start times confused, i could have gotten the 0s next
TehAmelie: huh, i was told i had subbed for 71 months but neither twitch not Lrrbot have the same idea
corianderd: @TehAmelie it's honestly funnier this way
beowuuf: @TehAmelie lrrbot knows it's 71 months, but it's also month 4 out of 6 of the gift sub?
TehAmelie: so whimsical
TehAmelie: Merricat does deserve the credit of course
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> VERY excited to announce the next DICE FRIENDS adventure, as we proudly present: | ALABASTER KINGDOM | Written & run by @whatiskiss, with players @Shauntelleb, @Readus_101, @Sparklykiss, and @WerewolfFeels! | Premiering Oct 4th, char. reveals in the coming weeks! | #AlabasterKingdom 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-EHGZdWEAAbwKk.jpg || ⤵
matthaus_c: LRRBot should shout every sub as if it was gifted by Merricat lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: OOOOH a Kiss campaign!
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
Riiiiiiis: Hoarse!
TehAmelie: [horses intensify]
beowuuf: ooh, interesting new campaign coming up
TXC2: hello Cori and Az
beowuuf: hey Az! hey cori!
Riiiiiiis: #horsefan
wildpeaks: also featured: no horses
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Az!
matthaus_c: hi Az!
Didero: We just saw two horses die, so we need some replacements drawn
ContingentCat: hello Az
TehAmelie: hi Az and Cori
Styxseus: Hiiiiii Azzzzz!
shurtal: Hi Az
Riiiiiiis: hii Az
PixelArtDragon: Hi Az!
DeM0nFiRe: Hi Az
PixelArtDragon: Time to horse around!
Riiiiiiis: no no horse -f-a-n
shurtal: is this a stream that says neigh to shennanigans?
beowuuf: i'm now humming the batman tune, thank you
CAKHost: We had horses last time too!
DiscordianTokkan: Horses ALL the way down
DandyGeek: oops all horses
matthaus_c: #horsefan #horsefun #horsepun
wildpeaks: the horses are behind the camera
letfireraindown: hi
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> @whatiskiss @Shauntelleb @Readus_101 @Sparklykiss @WerewolfFeels Featuring art by @tianaconyersart | Technical Lead, Paul Saunders | Produced by @Kathleen_LRR | #AlabasterKingdom || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1432434321634304002
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] Loading Ready Run: a channel of horses.
LRRbot: New quote #7752: "Loading Ready Run: a channel of horses." —Cori [2021-08-30]
Riiiiiiis: no horsing around Cori
ContingentCat: wat
wildpeaks: caffeinated water ?
beowuuf: pierre?
shurtal: Yorkshire Perrier
Styxseus: :D
247Gremlin: A Jack Russell Perrier
beowuuf: @shurtal sergeJustright
TehAmelie: help, i opened a page for scribbling along with the stream but it's already more than half full. what do?
shurtal: @beowuuf thank you
TXC2: "the spice water must flow"
Juliamon: As long as it's not spicy milk
matthaus_c: TXC never say that again
TXC2: matthaus_c lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Styxseus: Oooo
Styxseus: HAH
matthaus_c: movie club!
BlueMechanic: Flim studies?
Riiiiiiis: I love these presentations!
beowuuf: literal actual film like cling?
TXC2: "today, we're watching the wages of fear!"
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, studying thin coatings
greg1756 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
greg1756: Wooooo! Horses!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, greg1756! (Today's storm count: 18)
CAKHost: Is this where we watch a movie and have to have a quiz after? Or during it?
Riiiiiiis: good contrast between page and picture :-P
tr3ewitch88: goodly lrrHEART
beowuuf: when is the cthulian horror step?
TXC2: fun story: we had to do the Vin Diesel movie Pitch black for English lit :p
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
shurtal: how many of these are pictures of spiderman?
beowuuf: @TXC2 i mean i like the movie, but... for english literature?
wildpeaks: and the rest is history
Riiiiiiis: TXC2 thats actually pretty good as far as i remember
LordZarano: There was that one time you drew a bunch of ears
Saxpython: #Spoilers
wildpeaks: "bring me pictures of horseman"
Styxseus: Because film usually does alot of good/smart things with composition! And light! and stuff!
TXC2: beowuuf also it was a scene with little to no dialogue :p
Styxseus: NICE
TXC2: Riiiiiiis indeed it is, but it was an odd choice :p
CAKHost: Wow, that's so wall
Riiiiiiis: yeahj
TehAmelie: submitting a random cool image if people are looking for something to use https://i.imgur.com/VHvLdmk.jpg
greg1756: And now... Wonderwall
ContingentCat: oooo
beowuuf: @TXC2 wow, did your teacher just wake up with a hangover and panicked and checked the first dvd on their shelf?
ContingentCat: that's good, clothes
matthaus_c: I like tall, smooth, cylindrical things
TXC2: beowuuf possibly? : p
tr3ewitch88: mmmm tall and smooth
beowuuf: Hector "Smooth" Tallwall is the hero?
Styxseus: For a sec there, I thought you where going for "Look how much of the picture is just a blank space! *Thats* why I chose this" xD
Aahzymandias subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Aahzymandias! (Today's storm count: 19)
wildpeaks: a horse disguised as human, surely
ContingentCat: RaccAttack RaccAttack RaccAttack raccoon powers???
tr3ewitch88: 🤣
matthaus_c: we kept all the bad parts of our simian evolutionary phase
TehAmelie: this vaguely reminds me of a movie about a guy who's dying of some degenerative disease and he goes on a road trip to a beach with his buddies and drowns
beowuuf: down wit hthe sickness
TehAmelie: if anyone's heard of that
ContingentCat: oh no twitch is buffering for me
tr3ewitch88: may me my mo moo?
beowuuf: @ContingentCat not happening to me yet, maybe refresh?
Riiiiiiis: is there a online community drawing thing that we could use during this?
BrowneePoints: Oh hey! Is this the episode that I suggested last week Cori?
matthaus_c: Cori please tell me you have a shot from Tetsuo the Iron Man in there benginLol
DiscordianTokkan: "Fun, or the first two letters of it"
Lord_ZYRK: There could be heckin fucks on this stream? :O
matthaus_c: all the babies in chat!... you're cool
wildpeaks: BabyRage nimlotDenied
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis tehamelie posted this earlier? https://i.imgur.com/VHvLdmk.jpg
TXC2: "this chat is full of BABIES!"
flouncy_magooo: What's up, you cool babies
matthaus_c: !findquote baby
LRRbot: Quote #1046: "I don't think babies are made by playing the violin." —Heather [2015-11-06]
ContingentCat: isn't that life
wildpeaks: but what if baby racoon
beowuuf: seabatGENIUS
LordZarano: @Riiiiiiis There is a program called Drawpile
Riiiiiiis: @beowuuf i meant a drawing site-thingy, not just a picture (even though the pic is great)
beowuuf: ah, then lordzarano has your back :)
TXC2: !addquote (Az and Cori) [now] 'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'
LRRbot: New quote #7753: "'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'" —Az and Cori [2021-08-30]
Riiiiiiis: @LordZarano will look into it
TehAmelie: i have a bookmark to a website that is an open source copy of photoshop if that may be of interest
matthaus_c: art is all new beginnings
wildpeaks: I'm guessing Krita ?