TehAmelie: it's looking dicey
TehAmelie: and friendly
TehAmelie: iiit's Dice Friends!
TehAmelie: in 1d20 minutes
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
TehAmelie: *insensible chuckle*
DeM0nFiRe: When does Dice Friends get a Coin Buddies or Spinner Pals spin off
TehAmelie: Coin Comrades sounds swell
TehAmelie: Coin Comrades Collecting Pledges, maybe
TehAmelie: CCCP for short
LoadingReadyRun: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 04:30 PM PDT (1m from now).
TehAmelie: i rolled a d20 and got a 9. maybe that was pessimistic
quillilian: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 04:30 PM PDT (2m ago).
TehAmelie: protip: don't set your professional schedule by dice rolls
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
empyreon: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NightValien28: hold up, this is adam again? omg I need my snacks
MAPBoardgames: Dice Friends is earlier than I was expecting.
GapFiller: forgotten why but presumably theres a reason for the early start
Juliamon: You'll see!
Earthenone: its too early for a bedtime story!
TehAmelie: we're apparently doing a previously on sort of thing todya
Juliamon: (Mostly it's so we can recap the Story Thus Far)
Fruan: I'm confused. Is this half an hour early?
Juliamon: Yes
Anubis169: yupyup
Juliamon: It was a late change
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lochnessseammonster: woo bonus dice book friends!
Sarah_Serinde: Huh, I totally missed that this was earlier than usual :D
Sarah_Serinde: Hi friends
OhaiMireiya: Boop!
TehAmelie: Paul announced it like 15 minutes ago
MidgardSerpent: glad I randomly turned in 30 mins early. extra bonus stream!
GhostValv: a late early change :)
Fruan: Well, I'm happy twitch notifications actually worked for a change! lrrSHINE
ShaneLeeAtk waves
serramarkov: Hi all! Glad I checked the schedule!
TehAmelie: but as always, hanging in chat perpetually pays of
TehAmelie: off
Nigouki: so I heard we have a message from past Adam, sent across time
TehAmelie: you can do such fun things with video
opal_moth: hiya everyone
lochnessseammonster: my dnd group had to cancel tonight so i get to watch dice friends live... happy irony!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
TehAmelie: i wonder if there's a way to play with backwards video in a stream. . .
prankprogenitus: My first live! Tuning in as I finish cleaning at work.
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Sarah_Serinde: Ah I was outside 15 minutes ago, because it's about 30C out but it's better than inside my apartment ><
Woogachaka: as in left-right flipped? or literal temporal-reflection?
Sarah_Serinde: prankprogenitus Welcome!
TehAmelie: this stream is Turing complete (because it has real humans at the other end)
Woogachaka: @TehAmelie or so we think
Juliamon: Welcome friends! Today is starting early so we can refresh everyone's memory of how the book starts without making Adam read the whole intro again!
GapFiller: SPOON! /thetick
RandomTrivia: S O O N
Gildan_Bladeborn: *Beep boop* - Definitely 100% real organic humans, typing with our human phalanges. Kappa
TehAmelie: inversed video is standard, but when i say backwards i mean backwards
BusTed: Hello.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hello all
TehAmelie: hello hello
Sarah_Serinde: Fancy
Ba_Dum_Tish: The Prequel
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrSHINE
MAPBoardgames: The pre-show!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Dice Friends "pre-show".
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 04:30 PM PDT (8m ago).
DiscordianTokkan: The Regular Dicefriends is now the ReMix
Sarah_Serinde: I still have dishes to do! :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a very long intro, yes.
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat, in case you haven't heard! New Dice Friends campaign announced for October! https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1432433978112348167
Ba_Dum_Tish: I do love "Adam yells at a book"
OhaiMireiya: Previously on Dice Friends...
GapFiller: rolling straight into Dice Friends proper Paul or is there gonna be a brief offline break between the two?
opal_moth: oooh
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh!
maxthefourth: benginYe
s4mwise_ow: Thank Bus, I’ve got nothing to do at work today. This is gonna be great.
lochnessseammonster: nice!
Fruan: Smart!
lochnessseammonster: seabatBRAIN
RandomTrivia: Prepare yourselves for L O R E D U M P
maxthefourth: Last Time on Knight of the Living Dead
s4mwise_ow: That’s so meta
opal_moth: this lore is about to take a dump
LordZarano: Aww I thought we were getting Paul audiobook stream
GapFiller: or if eg its half past midnight as might be the case for some of us
fastlane250: Guess I have time to order a food then
RomanGoro: Weird seeing Beej with such short hair
LordZarano: ^
OhaiMireiya: it's approaching lunchtime here, so I guess I'll get some snacks
RandomTrivia: Also Paul pre-DawnGuard banner
OhaiMireiya: anyone else want some tea while I'm up?
hermatic1: hi LRR peeps and chat, hope all are doing well goddam12Goddamn the lads are looking well.
Juliamon: Welcome friends! We're currently rewatching the intro from the last time they did this book, so Adam doesn't have to read the whole thing again!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: This intro sure was a choice by the writer
OhaiMireiya: yeah backstory recap time
OhaiMireiya: so no takers on tea then?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam reads part of the thing doesn't have the same ring to it
RandomTrivia: This intro certainly is a LOT
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Juliamon: I've already got my tea, thanks
Sarah_Serinde: OhaiMireiya I would but it's entirely too hot here for me :P
OhaiMireiya: I could do iced tea =3
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
OhaiMireiya: delivery time may vary!
lirazel64: So... re-runs?
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Audio book reading and commentary all in one
OhaiMireiya: just this first bit is a re run
RandomTrivia: This is a re-run of the intro of the book, which takes ~35m to get through
OhaiMireiya: then we're jumpin' right in
Sarah_Serinde: lirazel64 Just reminding us of the extra long intro to this book so Adam doesn't have to go through it again
hermatic1: @ohaimireiya only if you have some decaff it is nearly 00:45am here
Fruan: TEETH
lirazel64: Ah, good idea.
10of9: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lirazel64: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
hermatic1: ggeeSrsly
YeetTheRich_: wait what?
YeetTheRich_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:04.
lirazel64: Someone took great pleasure writing this.
Juliamon: ICYMI: This book's intro took a half-hour to get through, so we're rewatching the first time Adam read it so he can save his voice for the New Content.
Molladia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
Molladia: Previously in the best book ever.
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Rebornflames: you mean this isnt the amusement park?
TrogledyWretched: I'm so glad Adam is here and smiling, That really makes my week
Rebornflames: we've been fooled!
RandomTrivia: Hot damn I forgot how much this book stinks/is amazing
YeetTheRich_: @Juliamon oh wow thank you! I was really confused
Pteraspidomorphi: I can't turn my sound on yet. Was this the detective one?
betweenmyself: Ikea’s “Grööbtûnt” headstones are reasonably priced and easy to assemble riffYeti
Juliamon: This was the zombie knight one
Sarah_Serinde: I'm fine if we don't come back to the detective one
Sarah_Serinde: (spy one?)
TheThromborax: it's this a flashback?
DiscordianTokkan: EffUUUVIUM
Juliamon: ICYMI: This book's intro took a half-hour to get through, so we're rewatching the first time Adam read it so he can save his voice for the New Content.
TehAmelie: effluvium is a word you usually hear in waste management (poo)
Molladia: soon
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:36.
Molladia: well i've re-subbed, but I can't stay I'll catch the vod at some point
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL TBH this is actually a really interestingly written intro, but so weird for an RPG where you usually want to concentrate on description and information rather then flowery language
RandomTrivia: It would make a great first 2 chapters of a novel.
empyreon: ah, the most romantic part of Waterdeep
RandomTrivia: But a terrible intro to a CYOA book
Fruan: Real question - Is this canon?
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I think it does a good job of painting a picture but a lot of it's probably not very useful for "playing" the book
Rebornflames: Its odd to have such a long intro without any branches in a CYOA yeah
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: !y
Ba_Dum_Tish: It feels like they were writing a novel then decided to turn it into a gamebook
Robot_Bones: No living Bro Am I
BusTed: You said it, past Adam.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man I can't wait for an Adam, Beej and Paul in the same room book reading
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Vaguely erotic! FBtouchdown
Juliamon: "D&D players enjoy a good story, so let's give them one." "But this is a CYOA." "Too bad, already wrote the box text."
DiscordianTokkan: In b4 Beej can't believe his eyes
soupgiraffe: this sounds so eloquent compared to the haphazardly slapped together gnomes 100 book lol
Nigouki: OH RIGHT
Nigouki: this book
JadedCynic: oh. Reprise of previous episode. I was upset to find it streaming early! :D
jessieimproved: same i was confused for a half second
JadedCynic: But I plan to experience this one myself, so I'ma head out - have fun folks! o/
Fruan: Now I remember. There's a MASSIVE tonal disconnect between that opening and the batshit rest of the book.
Juliamon: I'm willing to bet this was originally the full backstory for someone's character that they offered to use for the book. There's too much passion behind it to have been made specifically for it.
RandomTrivia: Entropy happened, Paul :D
RandomTrivia: (yes, I know it's a rerun :D)
electra310: Gotta feed your weasel, you dumb zombie
electra310: Oh, is this whole week going to be a rerun, or are we just getting caught up?
Juliamon: Just the intro
DeM0nFiRe: The talking weasel is when the book goes from "normal RPG story" to "batshit crazy CYOA"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh phew, I was worried I was late
mochabeanie: omg same
Gildan_Bladeborn: Last time the game ended when a skeleton wall pulled Adam's character into it, whereupon he became a part of the skeleton wall. Because he tried to take a ring off a skeleton that was part of the wall.
TheMerricat: Ah, I woke up late, looks like I got lucky and I'm missing the "recap" episode?
Juliamon: ICYMI: This book's intro took a half-hour to get through, so we're rewatching the first time Adam read it so he can save his voice for the New Content.
NewtyNewts: Dang, am I late?
Fruan: #justweaselthings
TheMerricat: Thanks @Juliamon :)
NightValien28: huzzah?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's a good way of doing it. I can imagine rereading this would just be tedious
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Crazy?
Gildan_Bladeborn: In fairness, the weasel can probably be explained by our character being... slightly crazy.
ContingentCat: @NewtyNewts only kindof, we're replaying the long intro of this book to not spend half an hour reading it again and save Adam's voice
Diabore: am paul ok?
TheMerricat: So will the greatest shock to our system be seeing that Beej's Hair is exactly the same once they get out of the pre-recorded part? lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: Oh thank god -- Just got here, I assume this means they're skipping the 3 page intro this time
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm pretty sure this intro is WAY more than 3 pages.
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 Juliamon: ICYMI: This book's intro took a half-hour to get through, so we're rewatching the first time Adam read it so he can save his voice for the New Content.
OhaiMireiya: just imagine the wiggly flashback lines
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NewtyNewts: Thanks @ContingentCat
saucemaster5000: excellent. I played through this book over the weekend -- that intro is a nightmare, but there is absolutely loads more ridiculous stuff for them to discover in this (no spoilers obvs).
RandomTrivia: ur ded, have weasl
atlr: deja vu. is this live?
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, this is a recording of last time.
Juliamon: ICYMI: This book's intro took a half-hour to get through, so we're rewatching the first time Adam read it so he can save his voice for the New Content.
PharaohBender27: @atlr Not this part
Rebornflames: Why use 10 words where 300 would do?
ContingentCat: nope we're playing that book again and don't want to do this reading again
atlr: whew
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh, are we choosing the same trace?
Juliamon: I forgot how scrawny our options were
ContingentCat: the difference seems pretty small
Dish_KP subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
Dish_KP: Heck yeah almost 2 years!
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Fruan: Oh no. "unlife points". This book is so painful.
NewtyNewts: Just bones now, I guess
AtomicAlchemical: Is this the same book in which Adam ignored the magic talking head and blew up?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now the real question is... will Adam do the same voice for the talking magical magic-sensing head that he did last time?
MrQBear: Yuuup
RandomTrivia: lrrGRAHAM lrrJAMES lrrADAM lrrNELSON lrrPAUL
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 ooooh ty
RandomTrivia: @Gildan_Bladeborn Gods I hope s
ArdCollider: @Fruan "been hit" points
RandomTrivia: *so
NewtyNewts: All 12 pieces? That's tight
Raurrrrr: did we find a single piece last time?
Gildan_Bladeborn: We found a couple.
OhaiMireiya: I thought we found some
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I believe we got, like, 2 or 3 pieces last time
RandomTrivia: !card rise from the grave
LRRbot: Rise from the Grave [4B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
TehAmelie: hey Krax sounds like a sweet name for an RPG character
OhaiMireiya: gotta collect the whole set
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Man this intro is still going
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's why we started half an hour early
RandomTrivia: So, uh, heh, look what I found :D https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadSecretiveDiscYouWHY
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AshBurnem: <3
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KeytarCat: Did they start half an hour early for the intro?
Juliamon: Yup
Sarah_Serinde: Just replaying Adam's read of it last time so he doesn't have to do it all again
OhaiMireiya: yeah, we're in a flashback
LadyEarlGreyWarden subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Waiting for Adam to come in and RKO old Adam
electra310: baleeted
Gildan_Bladeborn: And thus marks the now LONG standing tradition of all Adam's characters in these books having this particular voice.
DarkMorford: Is this the birth of Adam's vaguely-middle-eastern accent? :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This was before Adam perfected his voice acting skills
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun :D
MaxLSilver subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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TheWriterAleph: "my collaborator, The Cheat..."
Seth_Erickson: Adam quick question what does, you do five yourself it isn't, mean?
Ba_Dum_Tish: So we cannot collect them all
DaSunao: I'm glad I'm catching this live! I'm also drunk. So I guess I'll rewatch this next week.
SagaMonstrum: I finally caught this live! Love you three on this show!
Pteraspidomorphi: Not yet :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: This part is not live.
DiscordianTokkan: Damn! The GAS
Seth_Erickson: oh no The Gas
ButButTheJesus: "oh... sorry..."
mtvcdm: "I have prepared this helpful brochure for you, please pay attention to the information indicated by the orange, green and lavender bookmarks"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jam on the Gas
PharaohBender27: @DaSunao FYI this is a replay of the intro from when they previously played this, because this book's intro is looong
TheWriterAleph: THE GAS
saucemaster5000: if folks want to play along, this book is easily found on many sites -- it's basically vaporware
gualdhar: so no new Dice Friends this week?>
Juliamon: The new content will start shortly
Gildan_Bladeborn: It will be a live episode once this intro finishes.
Juliamon: Only the intro is a replay
PharaohBender27: ^
Juliamon: because holy shit can you imagine having to read this whole thing *again*
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 think you mean abandonware
mtvcdm: Soon we will have the Wayne's World-style diddlyoop diddlyoop diddlyoop and we'll be along with the new content shortly.
SagaMonstrum: Excited nonetheless! Thank you for the clarification though
boristhewizard: you can tell this is an older episode because beej's hair hasn't become sentient yet
TheMerricat: vaporware is something that doesn't exist
DiscordianTokkan: "Destroy the CITYYYYY! FBtouchdown "
TheWriterAleph: abandonware :)
sydnius: vaporwave
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: I.... yes, thank you @TheMerricat :-)
RandomTrivia: I take it I can't submit the same clip from last time to mess with Highlight Reel viewers :D
OhaiMireiya: @gualdhar it's gonna be live, we're just having a flashback first
saucemaster5000: heh
SagaMonstrum: The staff of Waterdeep is the black staff, right?
Featherweight_: man like pie
TheWriterAleph: @RandomTrivia "You can certainly try."
OhaiMireiya: haha clip it again!
TheMerricat: Just avoid the staff of Watership Down.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam is going back into the Knight of the Living Dead with Beej and Paul along to provide moral support. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-E3gH8UcAIVw1W.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1432496167514824705
OhaiMireiya: that's it bad news for rabbit mages
TrogledyWretched: This is...a masterpiece
GirlPainting: wroooon wrooong wrooong, wrong wrong wrong wron....your all wrong!
ContingentCat: I like this weasel
SagaMonstrum: Ohno, the show that lured you in with stories of adorable Rabbits and then it became full of brutal politics and even more brutal fights
ArdCollider: book in need of the Let's Nope Disclaimer
RandomTrivia: The voice of weason
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RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
NewtyNewts: All the weasel.
opal_moth: well the weasel is dead
TrogledyWretched: @RandomTrivia How dare you, I love it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can't weasel our way out of this
TheMerricat: We are looking for the nuclear weasel.
saucemaster5000: to save whales
SagaMonstrum: The in-person version of this was Adam in the AFK room and Paul on tech, right?
opal_moth: short beej hair is throwing me off
lamina5432: ever cleaned gum off a tile floor with a tennis ball
mtvcdm: Tame the nuclear weagle, got it
PharaohBender27: @SagaMonstrum Yep!
DiscordianTokkan: "Stiiiinkyyyyy"
Juliamon: ICYMI: This book's intro took a half-hour to get through, so we're rewatching the first time Adam read it so he can save his voice for the New Content.
Akaiatana: @lawful_neutral_wizard a recap
GirlPainting: oh yes, the crerebrecule....everyone needs one of those
Catcard: @Juliamon ty!
ContingentCat: well that's ceribri-cool
lawful_neutral_wizard: Thanks chat!
Ingavar_Khaos: is this a replay? I remember this
RandomTrivia: "Captain, there's a Klingon Weasel approaching" lrrBEEJ
GirlPainting: yes
sydnius: accept the TOS
GirlPainting: it is a replay
KeytarCat: Intro replay!
PharaohBender27: @Ingavar_Khaos Just the intro is a replay, because of how long it goes on for
electra310: New stuff coming up when the intro is done
Gildan_Bladeborn: The origin story of "the voice Adam reads these books in", unfolding before our eyes.
Ingavar_Khaos: Ah ok.
ContingentCat: @Ingavar_Khaos the intro of this book is about 30 min of just reading so we're just watchin that again to save time and adam's voice
TheMerricat: I'm sad that I had to Google ICYMI :D
saucemaster5000: I love that they started a half hour early to recap the intro... and it's still going
Sarah_Serinde: We've been live for more than 40 minutes and most of that has been this replay of the intro :D
Ingavar_Khaos: xD good, i wasnt late
sydnius: hebsounds like he is from lichiuania
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Welcome to how I wind up having to learn a lot of acronyms :p
SagaMonstrum: If they decide to keep these three together for the future of these, it would be so neat to see Adam and Beej sitting in chairs like the Talking Simulator opening
KeytarCat: @Gildan_Bladeborn I thought he started with the RE4 shopkeeper
Pteraspidomorphi: We made it
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
RandomTrivia: Here we gooooooo!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Juliamon: Hard cut there
opal_moth: i like to imagine this is a low budget monty python movie and they just hired one eastern European actor to play all the side characters
TheMerricat: PrideLaugh @pharaohbender27
GirlPainting: noooooooooooooooooooooo
Ba_Dum_Tish: Soon
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
ContingentCat: soon!
electra310: SOON
TehAmelie: sommercials
jawz77: SOON!
PharaohBender27: SOON(tm)
noSmokeFire: a commercial break? what a twist!
GirlPainting: soon tm
sydnius: lrrFINE
lochnessseammonster: little did we know this was the origin of adam's accent PrideLaugh
NarishmaReborn: DICE FRIENDS shall return... after these brief message
lirazel64: @opal_moth HAH!
kusinohki: I failed my notice check... didn't see the comercial coming
Pteraspidomorphi: Turns out it's easier than legally distinct strong bad
SagaMonstrum: Oohh, this is my first time seeing any of their shows live - I thought their commercials were like, adbreaks
TheMerricat: @sagamonstrum back before the pandemic they used to do this in studio c? the big one.
SagaMonstrum: This is so much more pleasant
Juliamon: SagaMonstrum They're both, technically!
NewtyNewts: Almost time to Choose an Adventure of Adam's Own
electra310: Typically non-subscribers will also get a Twitch ad break during the commercials.
Pteraspidomorphi: There are ads if you don't have an ad blocker and aren't subscribed and live in an ad-enabled part of the world, I believe
Juliamon: They hit the "run ads" button, but also provide their own for the subs who don't see ads
SagaMonstrum: @TheMerricat Ooh! I only recall seeing Adam at the table with the book, talking to Paul off-screen a lot
GirlPainting: @ LoadingReadyRun are you all vacinated yet? when will regular filming and working in the office start again?
TehAmelie: is this music massively distorted for everyone or is it me having some kind of lag?
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat I think it was the AFK set
Sarah_Serinde: !return
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Pteraspidomorphi: I miss studio sea
Sarah_Serinde: GirlPainting Patience. When they feel safe.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Except the one time where Paul wasn't there, and Beej was on tech (for the first attempt at Fairie Mound).
Juliamon: TehAmelie It's the low-latency setting
Pteraspidomorphi: Haven't seen it since assmaster!
ContingentCat: yeah music was having a time, I blame Twitch struggles
TehAmelie: nice of it to wait for the commercial break i guess
Sarah_Serinde: And yeah LRR does ads this way so that they can run commercials but also the folks who aren't subbed don't miss any content
SagaMonstrum: I am honestly so here for LRR evne more after how they stayed with us all throughout 2020 and figured out how to keep doing their productions
Sarah_Serinde: Plus the streamers get a break too
GirlPainting: Sarah_Serinde i am patient....i just thought asking can´t hurt
TheMerricat: it's an awesome plan I wish more streamers had a set up like this
electra310: Yeah, having LRR has really made this past year more bearable <3
PharaohBender27: ^
electra310: It's time!
TheMerricat: I say that as if I actually watch streamers other than the lrr crew :D
ContingentCat: come to think of it we've been pretty lucky on Brave New Faves about music not having trouble, unless it's picked especially weird songs to happen during an nobody noticed
Sarah_Serinde: GirlPainting Checking their twitter for updates is a good way to keep up with any news, they announce it when things change (such as recently starting to stream with 2 people in the same room)
NewtyNewts: Un-Live!
TheWriterAleph clap clap clap
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RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
OhaiMireiya: YAY!
PharaohBender27 claps
GhostValv: seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap
Diabore: * clap clap clap *
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opal_moth: that was a quick costume change
Raurrrrr: lrrSIG
AtomicAlchemical: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
atlr: live when
Arclight_Dynamo: A recorded Paul could also say it's live.
ActionJB: Show feet to prove it
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Woogachaka: Howdy!
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
justthorne: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Twilight_Spark: Right
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MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Rynehawk: butts
NarishmaReborn: Heloooooo
dougma: butts
lawful_neutral_wizard: Wow, it's all three Friends of the Dice!
electra310: Hey, Adam didn't call us troglodytes. I don't believe it's him
mtvcdm: The next thing I see in chat
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: so book reading is going to happen
Going_Medium: Say hi paul
Pteraspidomorphi: I mean Beej's hair length is different
atlr: hold up a newspaper?
eric_christian_berg: Lucky guess.
GirlPainting: clapclapclap
RandomTrivia: D'awww
LordZarano: Except if you're watching the VOD
Sarah_Serinde: So this could have been recorded yesterday is what Beej is saying Kappa
QuixoticScrivener: Sappho and her friend
kusinohki: what's a newspaper?
eric_christian_berg: Brendan "Crazy Hair" Dery.
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
ContingentCat: we can tell it's live now because Beej has twice as much hair
Scarbble: that does sound nice
TheMerricat: too late Beej
Woogachaka: @electra310 *invokes John Mulaney voice* You're right!
RandomTrivia: It's clearly up to date because Beej's hair is fully sentient
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Is it
sydnius: PrideWorld
LordZarano: It's not live if you're watching the VOD
Earthenone: a newspaper is a printed out twitter feed
MagicalAttackGecko: Wait, can we sign up for a beejmeme subscription service?
DaSunao: It's funny that Adam isn't in his own discord to see the Beej memery
GirlPainting: hey beej, can you do the "hair commercial hair wave" ^^
SagaMonstrum: Peak friendship: I want to send you a funny meme but also you might be busy and I respect you but also its funny!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
OhaiMireiya: little from column a little from column b
GhostValv: :(
Vonbane: porque no los dos?
Juliamon: MagicalAttackGecko That's just the memes channel in Seachats
Eklinaar: Yeah Beej only comes in the discord with the cursed shit
lochnessseammonster: seabatPjorg
KeirenH: wow, Beej's hair is really something these days
fastlane250: I wish I had a meme supplier
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat reminder to please not be rude about Beej's hair or tell him what to do with it
kusinohki: "a little" wordy
Gildan_Bladeborn: Very weird, and we died. Technically multiple times, but we rolled the 1st one back a bit.
OhaiMireiya: oh I forgot my tea!
dougma: it is Forgotten Realms D&D Cannon!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yes.
SagaMonstrum: Beej's hair really reminds me of Missie's, same sort of black/grey/silver effect
NarishmaReborn: so that's a thing that happened.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: A insted of b
ContingentCat: problably
saucemaster5000: I can confirm that is not the weirdest room in this book
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam is recalling that correctly.
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TheMerricat: I like Beej's hair, it lets me live vicariously thanks to mine going away :D
lawful_neutral_wizard: Those seems like one of the most flammable beings that could attempt that.
RandomTrivia: Holy moly that's soon
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laikagoat: ooo, sunday ppr
electra310: Wow, AFR still seems brand new
Diabore: !ppr
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Juliamon: Mummies gotta get on the vape train, less likely to go up in flames that way
quillilian: Remember remember the ... 12th of September
dougma: Time to order more for the holidays
sydnius: i need a +1 WIS ring
xantos69: There are several items in your store that I would very much like to buy, but they are out of stock. Looking forward to getting the e-mail!
ContingentCat: ah cool a thrusday PPR so doesn't disrupt many of the regular streams
Nigouki: is there a check box so that Beej uses that email to send up memes?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Adam) [now] Paul is timeless.
LRRbot: New quote #7755: "Paul is timeless." —Adam [2021-08-30]
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
TheMerricat: I mean these are mummies in waterdeep not Egypt. their wraps are probably moldy/soaked
TimIAm: Adam "Not as Long as Beej" Savidan
SagaMonstrum: Adam, the Mister Fantastic of LRR
lirazel64: You were... younger.
electra310: Crept right up on you
YeetTheRich_: meeester abraxas
lochnessseammonster: the origin story!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the origin story of your accent when reading these books.
thefightnerd: meester kennedee
ContingentCat: the origin being vaugely strongbad
saucemaster5000: it's jiminy weasel
Featherweight_: your inner weasel
NarishmaReborn: the weasel was US
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kusinohki: your inner child, but somehow smarter than your conscient self
eric_christian_berg: The weasel... is YOU.
Gildan_Bladeborn: All of this has been the dying hallucination OF the weasel.
BusTed: No wheezing the juice.
ContingentCat: it was all a weird hallusination
sydnius: i have an outie weasel
Going_Medium: Nice Pauly Shore reference
YeetTheRich_: the reverse RE storyline, we were alive all along?
eric_christian_berg: Cause that's normal.
Rebornflames: There are two weasels inside everyone. this one just got out
Gildan_Bladeborn: You went that way last time.
empyreon: "gimmie the phylactery" "lolno"
ContingentCat: inide you is two weasles, they both think you're an idiot
Rebornflames: You should kill that guy, he looks like he drops a sweet katana
mtvcdm: I think I've seen that guy at a Grateful Dead concert
RandomTrivia: LUL
eric_christian_berg: Redundnat.
RandomTrivia: Cannot unsee
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... regular Willy Nelson then.
DiscordianTokkan: Lichy Nelson
OhaiMireiya: Lichy Nelson
OhaiMireiya: ooh
PharaohBender27: Can't hear the name Abraxas without thinking of Hermann Hesse's novel Demian
lirazel64: He's running a head shop.
sydnius: steal your face dude
Gildan_Bladeborn: YES!
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
dispozition: yyeyeeess
Sarah_Serinde: Riiiight
jawz77: LUL
BusTed: Would you like a peanut?
RandomTrivia: "In case we find the lady. Hello lady!"
Cunobelenos: Anybody want a peanut?
saucemaster5000: @PharaohBender27 wow that's quite the pull. Haven't thought about that since college (long time ago for me)
YeetTheRich_: P O W E R F U L magic?
Ba_Dum_Tish: What is the usual quantity?
electra310: What is the usual quantity of quenchy blood?
Pteraspidomorphi: metal
GhostValv: damn
mtvcdm: Passersby were amazed by the unusual amounts of blood.
ContingentCat: not for any reason just "quenched in blood" sounds metal as heck
sydnius: n space! adric!
electra310: It was like a teaspoon of blood, which is more than usual
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a word. It's like a barrier.
empyreon: Blood is like garlic, use 4x what the recipe calls for
RandomTrivia: A revetment is like a reinforced wall
ContingentCat: the first typo?
RandomTrivia: Usually used to defend an area
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Read it when studying German in college, either when studying abroad in Munich or the year after. I still have the copy.
Gildan_Bladeborn: For reals yo - you do NOT want to go to the negative material plane, if you're say... alive.
eric_christian_berg: tl;dr
BusTed: Alright already, it's a cool sword!
OhaiMireiya: Sching *sparkle sparkle*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Magic sword? Best I can give you is 5 gold
LordZarano: A "more than the usual quantity of blood" magic sword
kusinohki: "let me tell you the lineage of this sword" - so, basically it's a sword +2?
ContingentCat: it's like you saw "magic sword" on facebook marketplace
Woogachaka: @Gildan_Bladeborn The physicist in me just fears that its a charge flipped version of normal reality, and anything that comes from there immediately detonates like a nuclear warhead.
TheWriterAleph: When the DM takes five minutes describing a +1 sword with no other abilities.
TheMerricat: Is mythril just titanium chat?
Rebornflames: Sure your sword has a thousand year legacy and is made of unobtanium but this ACME brand magic sword +1 does an extra damage
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Woogachaka - to be fair, the positive material plane is also bad news.
Gildan_Bladeborn: For different reasons.
sydnius: adam does a good adam
TehAmelie: a double-edged sword is dangerous also to the wielder. a triple-edged sword is banned by the Geneva convention
YeetTheRich_: huh
kusinohki: @TheMerricat magic dwarven titanium?? maybe
ContingentCat: lrrWOW ok
Woogachaka: @Gildan_Bladeborn Don't we live in the positive material plane? (Forgive me, my D&D knowledge is limited)
Ba_Dum_Tish: This ring better boomerang
SagaMonstrum: Here son, the keys to my midlife crisis car, if you lose it you're dead and not my son
ContingentCat: what's he going to do ? kill us, were already dead
Rebornflames: we need to make an undead union and demand less death threats from the boss
kusinohki: I forgot about "un-life points"
electra310: Good question, no more questions
RandomTrivia: Adam has staff for that :D
TehAmelie: are we looking for the anti-life equation?
kusinohki: you don't have 68 gnomes following you this time adam
YeetTheRich_: beej and paul aka the 68 gnomes
Going_Medium: You have 2 gnomes...
TehAmelie: cause that never works out well for the Justice League
notthepenguins: @Gildan_Bladeborn Prime Material - Positive/Negative Energy planes are separate (Negative is undeath mojo, Positive is life mojo but you know, kinda toxic)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yup, that.
notthepenguins: Prime Material is the "main" world
SagaMonstrum: The world ended!
Ba_Dum_Tish: So is A Graham?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are these the knights LRR?
TheMerricat: So chat remember when we got to the end of Gnomes 100 and the ending sent us to the wrong page entry? - Was looking up the PDF for this and found the following ERRATA: "On the third bookmark, the reference "12:00 midnight: Turn to section 120A" is incorrect. The author believes that it should instead point to 85A, though this has not been verified."
OhaiMireiya: oh yike!
Rhynerd: So if Paul and Beej are helping Adam on his undead quest, which one’s the weasel and which one’s the head?
lirazel64: Are those metal people wearing Bionic Trousers?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Welp. Maybe alert the crew about that?
TehAmelie: oh noes, there is errata
Snowcookies: The author believes?
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat The good news is that's the entry you go to if you run out of time... and they are ignoring the time deal so... :D
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
OhaiMireiya: yay undead weasel friend
sydnius: loop hero book is good
electra310: Three skulls are better than one
TehAmelie: choose your own adventure with multiple divergent choose your own adventures versions
SagaMonstrum: My first intro to this was the original fairymound
TheMerricat: @Snowcookies The Author in that case was the person writing up the unofficial errata :)
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Rekt
ButButTheJesus: "Have you heard about Princess Auto?"
Rhynerd: I did not expect my question to be answered in stream.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You STARTED trying to explore the city of the dead... but then gave up and went back out to the city, and wandered around a few districts.
BrowneePoints: Nah, that's more Wheel of Time
CranstonSnord: with accompanying Elvish poetry
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat can confirm this is a big problem (it's at the end)-- was gonna bring it up if it came up
Gildan_Bladeborn: Then you decided to visit the lich at the whirlpool, but it turned out that you didn't actually run into him there, and were pulled into this giant tunnel under the city, where we died because we didn't listen to the book's warning.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adams never gonna give the city up
OhaiMireiya: welcome to the city of the dead tourism information centre
YeetTheRich_: um excuse you ... "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow; Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow." Kappa
TheWriterAleph: Water Dave
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
TheWarbo: water davey
BrowneePoints: Waterdhavians?
BrowneePoints: Neverwinter says "sup nerd"
Terr0rc0tta: Waterdenizens?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun for Beej or Paul to make a note of. Like Gnomes 100, there is an error in the end of the game where it tells you to go to page 120A. We believe the actual page to go to is 85A.
saucemaster5000: @The Merricat -- it is 87B actually
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat Earlier you said the third bookmark, is that something at the end of the book rather than something random?
PaperDoopliss: Lots of poor people die, therefore lots of people visit the Hall of Paupers
LunarJade: [BRRJ] Got it.
Diabore: last episode was pre desert bus
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hall of sages
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde what I was seeing is it's the page you turn to when you run out of time. I'm going off of @saucemaster5000 indicating that it's actually part of the full end.
YeetTheRich_: brrj
ContingentCat: Hello Brrj
sydnius: !findquote catchphrase
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Snowcookies: lunarbrrj
Nigouki: haha stream go brrj
saucemaster5000: @Sarah_Serinde it is at the "end" of the book, as in if you hit "midnight" with the timer -- it says you go to 120A, but actually you go to 87B -- will probably not come up today
Sarah_Serinde: saucemaster5000 Ahh okay, thanks
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: "If I were you, and I am" is brilliant
RandomTrivia: Weasel pls
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Gildan_Bladeborn: I detect... sarcasm.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Featherweight_: "wow i'm a jerk"
MAPBoardgames: I recall the weasel being the best part of this.
electra310: Pounded in the brain by my own brain
Vonbane: weasels are dicks, who knew?
BlueBuddhaX: pop, pop, goes the weasel, the weasel
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Sages
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm about 99% certain you went into the hall of heroes last time.
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe katesLol
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wherever it was, it was full of ghosts.
Mai_Andra: "everybody" goes to the hall of heroes, but do any of them come back?
ContingentCat: that's yet to be seen
Sarah_Serinde: Totally going to have just a flawless playthrough tonight
SagaMonstrum: Presumably Abraxas came back
OhaiMireiya: no trip to the city of the dead is complete without visiting the hall of sages
Vonbane: gatekeeping
OhaiMireiya: take a picture with a zombie!
Rebornflames: Damn rich dead people get all the fancy graves
betweenmyself: Everybody dying to get in, yadda yadda
OhaiMireiya: check out the family crypt
RandomTrivia: Beej pls
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well if they did, they would be unconscious right now. Because of the effluvium.
ContingentCat: the really goth ones
TheDailyMapleSyrup: entre
BusTed: I'm sure there is an intersection of interests there.
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is 100% correct.
SagaMonstrum: Rich people couldn't with "In death, there is no difference between Rich & Poor"
BusTed: pyaow pyaow
AtomicAlchemical: Unless you're goth as shit
Rebornflames: Lets just say they had to look up the grapple rules
saucemaster5000: can confirm the Oakland cemetary one of the nicest parks in my area
Arclight_Dynamo: Surely a graveyard is the best place to BONE.
YeetTheRich_: something something necrophilia
Sarah_Serinde: One way or the other
TheWriterAleph: CONTINUOUS.
sydnius: everybody is stiff
Woogachaka: @TheWriterAleph ENTHUSIASTIC
betweenmyself: The smell of rot and decay masks the fact that neither of you have bathed in weeks
korvys: Confirmed Adam was not a goth in high school
ShaneLeeAtk: Bonethan!
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prince_infidel: Mary Shelly had sex in cemeteries
SagaMonstrum: Graveyards always make me really concious about being on my best behavior
PharaohBender27: Cemeteries are actually nice and peaceful - good place to see flowers and birds.
ContingentCat: cemeteries are a great place for a quiet walk, no randos are going to bother you
s4mwise_ow: Mary Shelly says hello
novrdd: umm anybody follows endorphins report :p cemetery is def a place to bone :p
LordZarano: I'm pretty sure it's a goth thing
lamina5432: it's the real ghost
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
NarishmaReborn: thats a pretty good voice
TheMerricat: So chat , one thing to note is that this book is the only book in the series not written by Jean Blashfield. This was written by Allen Varney (http://www.allenvarney.com/)
Woogachaka: lrrSPOOPY
Terr0rc0tta: Get Adam a VO career
YeetTheRich_: we found the second voice adam is good at
sydnius: john barrymore
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... he's southern NOw.
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerH
SagaMonstrum: Honestly Adam like, fell so naturally into D&D and roleplaying sorta gigs in LRR
Sogheim: the weasel?
DiscordianTokkan: Bumberly is a Slingblade Billy Bob Thornton
RandomTrivia: Just don't get hit 4head
Alas_Babylon: "What in enervation?"
Gildan_Bladeborn: You should... probably not give him that ring.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Ghost Gump
SagaMonstrum: Its so fun to watch the earlier Commodore Hustle episodes where Adam is like "The straight guy" who just wanted to play Diablo 3
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh noes.
Rebornflames: Well... we just lost immediately
Woogachaka: Well, time to watch a short unlife, unlived
TheMerricat: I mean it's not as if we aren't going to be trying to kill the lich anyway.
SagaMonstrum: And then compare that Adam to this Adam and its just a blast
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Kikazi: Adam Savidan, Agent of benginChaos PrideLaugh
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saucemaster5000: Lol @TheMerricat I looked through his website -- I don't think he lists this as one of his notable works.
Featherweight_: Adam found a second voice
sydnius: duke lrrSPOOP
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 I have no idea why :D
Alas_Babylon: The scariest thing is I've spoken to people with this exact voice
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 https://gamebooks.org/Person/129/Show lists a lot of his TSR stuff it looks like.
Rhynerd: This ghost must really like wildflowers.
Sogheim: there is no southern accent fake enough to not have a full town that speaks just like that
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:48.
forlornhope22: Wild Flowers!
NarishmaReborn: wildflower guy is going to give the best info
Sarah_Serinde: Watch the wildflower guy actually be helpful
Makrosian_Tae: Authoritah
korvys: Wait, Waterdeep? Somehow I didn't realise this was a DnD thing
SagaMonstrum: Yeah Adam, thats what happened to you during Road Quest 2018
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm more convinced the wildflower guy is just a waste of your time.
Dog_of_Myth: Cheer500
RandomTrivia: LUL
betweenmyself: These wildflowers dissolve liches on contact!
BusTed: Money back guarantee.
OhaiMireiya: liches have really bad hayfever
neostebo: well you have me in stitches
YeetTheRich_: all the wild flowers are opium poppies
platinum_tarrasque: pvz
SagaMonstrum: Teach us about the flowers, magic man
Lithobraker: these wildflowers turn into gold coins if you dip them in liches!
SagaMonstrum: Its Greg
RandomTrivia: Aww, bless
YeetTheRich_: holy shit this IS lord of the rings LUL
Tempest2097: I already love this botanist.
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Lithobraker: what does this button do to wildflowers?
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Alas_Babylon: This also has that kind of energy of the DM listing out all the options, including the joke one with the florist, and the whole party windmill slams the florist option
SagaMonstrum: Well you have to, you know?
Alas_Babylon: So now the DM has to spin this whole yarn to appease their extremely curious party
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, exactly
Tangsm: At the end of this conversation will be a guide to making a bouquet of immortality. It must.
Tempest2097: Oh boy, FUNGI is a fuckin deep conversation
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha! Told you it wouldn't be useful.
Pteraspidomorphi: How unexpected
Gildan_Bladeborn: It was too obviously unhelpful sounding to actually be a double blind.
sydnius: ScaredyCat
Tempest2097: Did you know, Fungi form whole networks underground between trees?
Tempest2097: They call it, and this is not a joke, the wood wide web.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, we're ignoring the passage of time.
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RandomTrivia: Ooooh, busted!
satyropodobny: A, a texan sage
Makrosian_Tae: Texan of the water, what is your wisdom?
Lithobraker: please let us become an accountant
electra310: You could've gone from Wildflower guy to the other sage anyway
Pteraspidomorphi: That makes sense
Twilight_Spark: Sure
eric_christian_berg: Do it!
RandomTrivia: Seems fine
MilkInBags: VoteNay
forlornhope22: yes
Manae: Talk away
eltwitcherino: I'll allow it!
BlueBuddhaX: yes
CommunistBakery: Yes. you've paid the entry fee
korvys: I trust Adam's judgement (for some reason)
TStodden: lrrAWESOME
TotallyNotaBeholder: I vote Ya
blip2004: nes
Rebornflames: considering we gave him the important ring we deserve a do-over on the sage
midichlorianuser: Wasn't paying attention but yes
StitchMarker: eh, i guess
DiscordianTokkan: I am all for savescumming past Bumberly being an asshole
sydnius: yes
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Try the ignore path
Makrosian_Tae: Yes
YeetTheRich_: you get 3 taksies-backsies counter
CannedWolf: cover has been paid. go to the other stage
LordZarano: Yep, move to cheat step
shadowbow464: Neigh
aitsu100: go for it
Terr0rc0tta: Sage it up
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Qfill your boots
RandomTrivia: LUL
YeetTheRich_: not suspicious at all
Lithobraker: Adam's voices are really good today
Rebornflames: A demon appeared and demanded he play the best song
ButButTheJesus: unfortunately i have to bed now, gnight folks, good luck with your liches
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
YeetTheRich_: !unsubscribe wildflower facts
SagaMonstrum: Oh my gods, its the perfect con
RandomTrivia: Holy shit is it actually Bumberly?
BusTed: Haha.
RandomTrivia: Welp
YeetTheRich_: AHAHA
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: We got GOT
BusTed: wp bumberly
empyreon: 11/10
sydnius: thanks craigslist
SagaMonstrum: I heard Bumberly was shredded, that he had an eightpack - Bumberly
frank_the_great: Surely Heroes would be in the hall
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think we might have actually gone to the hall of the homeless.
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, the spirit of the game was literally fucking with you
aitsu100: you cant loop the room after you left
YeetTheRich_: back to the gnomeflinger
sydnius: PLUS ULTRA
stormcooper256: consequences? I thought we didn't believe in those
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, we didn't go here last time, we went to the house of the homeless.
electra310: Breach
eric_christian_berg: A Beej?
TheMerricat: Valhalla
Mysticman89: beach or breach?
korvys: Anyone want to quote "Oh, that hole in the wall is so tempting..."
chaostreader: !findquote hole
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Stick you little man in there
YeetTheRich_: !animate dead
Featherweight_: looks in mirror
Rebornflames: Ah yes, the terrible power of Anime Dead
YeetTheRich_: !card animate dead
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Featherweight_: what if it's dude B
saucemaster5000: I get knocked down, but I get up again, is this hero's story
Sarah_Serinde: You get the same intro regardless though
YeetTheRich_: this book is EDITED
Sarah_Serinde: What a refreshing change :P
RandomTrivia: At the very least, I'm glad that we haven't yet found a room where half the cool stuff is just illusory
aitsu100: some purple prose but was edited
ContingentCat: editing, what a concept!
Manae: Paul should know all about death beaches
saucemaster5000: I'll say there is some genuinely ridiculous fairymound level areas in this book... but we'll see if we find it
lochnessseammonster: we passed our "can you read" save, thanks to editing :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: So that whole... slew the evil wizard thing didn't take, it seems.
Kramburger: Kelburn was *the* Blackstaff. Dude had a higher CR than most Dragons
Rebornflames: very common name in these parts. total coincidence
ContingentCat: it's a common litch name
OhaiMireiya: Hamlet again? I thought we were going to do Midsummer nights dream this time
Kramburger: ADAM
YeetTheRich_: oofa
DiscordianTokkan: Colichbo
Vonbane: RIP peter falk
eric_christian_berg: Would Columbo have been improved by a dead, imaginary weasel?
Gen2Gengar: Other tombs are available
ContingentCat: we're fucking collumbo now? wow this book is different from what I remember
Juliamon: What wouldn't be improved by a dead, imaginary weasel?
OhaiMireiya: where do I sign up for my undead weasel friend?
Kramburger: I'm tired of this anti-union BS
Kramburger: Pergionon is the head Masked Lord
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'll always remember Peter Falk for a very specific piece of advice he offered once: Serpentine, serpentine!
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Eklinaar: as a southerner, that accent is painful
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
eric_christian_berg: Oh, oh, do German!
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Gildan_Bladeborn: That accent is amazingly not correct, and therefore wonderful.
Eklinaar: deal, I'll do Canadian
Twilight_Spark: As a southerner, I approve!
WowoT: i think its the best southern canadian accent ever adam!
xantos69: As somebody who sometimes has to be near southerners...I'll vouch for that accent.
neostebo: you're doing good Adam
ContingentCat: you're doing great Adam
YeetTheRich_: we're soarry, eh
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Catcard: WE STAN
NightValien28: your best is good
saucemaster5000: how do we know what is a correct accent this is the dang forgotten realms!
Winterfae: lrrHEART
trojenturtle: you're doing fine <3
TheMerricat: lrrHEART
Gildan_Bladeborn: You could always read some of these voices in your Australian accent. Kappa
ContingentCat: your accents are a wonderful gift
Kramburger: Adam we both know you deliberately do NOT give 100% to your Aussie accent
DiscordianTokkan: I'm enjoying the hell out of this, bus the haters
Makrosian_Tae: We stan Savidan 👏👏👏👏👏
OhaiMireiya: we believe in you =3
Rebornflames: Savistan?
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
TheMerricat: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
electra310: Will the wine just leak out our ribs?
MAPBoardgames: !loveadam
Catcard: seabatClap
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
Gen2Gengar: You can try the best you can, the best you can is good enough
TheMerricat: we're a zombie not a skeleton right? you should be able to hold a little bit of wine
saucemaster5000: uuuunicorrrn
Rebornflames: if the weasel had long enough to skeletonise then I assume we'd be a skeleton too
electra310: If we get the cerebrecule drunk, will it work better or worse?
Dog_of_Myth: He is the Brute Squad!
eric_christian_berg: lrrADAM :>
YeetTheRich_: nooo
ContingentCat: YES drunk skull
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh noes! Your head is an alcoholic.
Robot_Bones: He deserves it
GirlPainting: sounds like the skeleton from the last unicorn
satyropodobny: don't enable it
eric_christian_berg: Ah, The Last Unicorn. :)
DiscordianTokkan: It'll REALLY go to its head fast
YeetTheRich_: skull is friend
bat_wool: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:49:28.
Makrosian_Tae: "Viewership drops to zero"
TehAmelie: enable it like the fictional band Gary King and the Enablers!
Lithobraker: weren't we told to never let the skull drink alcohol?
ContingentCat: it has lips????
DiscordianTokkan: @ContingentCat I mean, it's a shrunken head, not a skull
RandomTrivia: LUL Amazing
electra310: This is the best part of the book
Sarah_Serinde claps
Winterfae: This. This here is why these are my favourite streams.
Catcard: vibrato????? from our king????????
NightValien28: that was so good
eric_christian_berg: Don't kinkshame.
YeetTheRich_: LUL
Twilight_Spark: Hot
NightValien28: what
Juliamon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
Kyir: We didn't agree to that!
MAPBoardgames: lewd
saucemaster5000: nice
Rebornflames: @DiscordianTokkan more like a drunken head
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Vaguely erotic! FBtouchdown
Terr0rc0tta: This is good shit
lirazel64: Adam, you have a good voice.
ContingentCat: @DiscordianTokkan ok I was rembering it wrong I thought it was a skull for some reason
SirMorek: that was a 110% performance
RandomTrivia: Now it's a DRUNKEN shrunken head!
Rebornflames: Yep solid voice work
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satyropodobny: @DiscordianTokkan every head is a skull, sometimes there are just extra meat bits
ContingentCat: can we get it some coffee?
PharaohBender27: Daaaang
Kyir: That feels kind of grim
Vonbane: he could pound the brew
Diabore: it looks like a mini coke
DiscordianTokkan: @satyropodobny Ah! But shrunken heads are specifically made with the ABSENSE of a skull. It gets taken out first.
TehAmelie: Andre's whole life was messed up from what i hear
jtaxman: No time to watch. Only here to subscribe. See you on YouTube you handsome devil.
SquareDotCube: He could lift a small car. He did when a bunch of people picked on him in a bar
Robot_Bones: Properdeep as the kids call it
Sarah_Serinde: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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OhaiMireiya: time for more tea!
electra310: Huge thunderstorm here, hope we don't lose power!
TheMerricat: I did not know Andre the Giant had a daughter who's also a wrestler.....
satyropodobny: @DiscordianTokkan it has a skull. in its heart.
ElementalAlchemist: do the More Power Dance, that always works
electra310: Maybe I should make my tea now, just in case
SquareDotCube: Just don't do it too much, you'll trip a breaker or blow a fuse that way
TehAmelie: i do like the electrical smell of blown fuses when going too far
TehAmelie: wait what
NewtyNewts: Nice one @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: mostly a John Dies at the End reference
kusinohki: john dies at the end.... wow haven't thought of that in quite a while
TehAmelie: the author has a nice way of describing Dave's sort of synaesthetic feeling of violence as the smell of burnt fuses in his head
Vonbane: how many books are there now? i remember this book is full of spiders, and the one after that
TehAmelie: three, that i know
Vonbane: the movie was just meh as i recall
TehAmelie: they're pretty wild
electra310: There we go, got my tea and the thunder is no longer shaking the house. Tea really can solve anything!
Boomyakalolo: boomya1Boomyheart boomya1Boomyheart boomya1Boomyheart boomya1Boomyheart boomya1Boomyheart boomya1Boomyheart boomya1Boomyheart
DiscordianTokkan: Nice!
ContingentCat: I should rewatch Road Quest
DiscordianTokkan: Same
ElementalAlchemist: Road Quoad was really good
electra310: Road Quest is so good
kusinohki: Tea - it makes things.... civilised. (this line works better with the poster image)
Boomyakalolo: it was <3
TehAmelie: i sort of deeply love This Book is Full of Spiders for having a premise that can't even be described in case anyone is around who doesn't like spiders, or zombies, or brain parasites
KeytarCat: WELP
Boomyakalolo: also need to do a rewatch of road quest again
electra310: I wonder if they could stream a replay of Road Quest so we could watch together
Vonbane: @TehAmelie what's the 3rd one? i know i read it but can't member
electra310: That seems super fun
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, they've done that once before
OhaiMireiya: ok I'm back with tea, who wanted the ice tea?
Sarah_Serinde raises her hand
electra310: I must have missed it :(
PharaohBender27: @electra310 They did that in May 2020
Boomyakalolo: road quest season 2 when?
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, they did an "anniversary of when we left" stream
ContingentCat: oh yeah I was meaning to make iced tea
Sarah_Serinde: electra310 It was a while back now, they did it on Twitch
ElementalAlchemist: it was a good day
GirlPainting: signal?
electra310: Yeah, that was a little bit before I started watching regularly. Alas!
WoodenRabbitB: I visited the thrift shops and always looked for AFF books and Choose Your Own Adventure. I haven't had a find in at least two years. I suspect the well is dry and everybody hangs on to these types of books.
Sarah_Serinde: Boomyakalolo When it's safe and when they're able to plan and execute another big project like that
TehAmelie: i don't remember the title either. but it does tie back to the throwaway story about Undisclosed's history with the miners who collapsed their mine in on themselves and sent out a boy to tell everyone to leave them there
Twilight_Spark: And a heart of gold!
Boomyakalolo: It's ya boi!
fastlane250: the anniversary rewatch couldn't have happened at a better time, i was furloughed from work that week and was able to stream the whole thing
Catcard: We're watching that show right now!
ContingentCat: @GirlPainting been live for 2 hours
Pteraspidomorphi: It's basically the plot of Disenchantment
GirlPainting: is that show an anime, american animation, life action?
RandomTrivia: LUL
BusTed: 💎
TStodden: I should make some large amounts of tea... but I might make some fogs (likely london, maybe tokyo) later...
korvys: A TV show where the main character dies at the end of every episode
Boomyakalolo: @Sarah_Serinde truth And I'll be here for it
CururuGuasu: Abraxis gets a MTG card, but not the undead weasel?
TehAmelie: @korvys i could recommend the comic book Daytripper
thraximore: Why would the guy want the Staff of Waterdeep anyway? It just turns an artifact into a 4/4 LUL
Juliamon: korvys Space Dandy mostly fits that
electra310: Wait, the people who live there call it the Forgotten Realms?
eric_christian_berg: Dial it back, Volo.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW Beej
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Blaksun100: SilverJammies SilverJammies SilverJammies
GhostValv: churros :O
BusTed: It's just "the realms" for them.
GhostValv: it's just the realms
thraximore: hahaha
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Marie’s head lol
GhostValv: :O
Sarah_Serinde: It's been ages since I've had churros
OhaiMireiya: same
Juliamon: I miss Costco churros
ContingentCat: now I want churros
DiscordianTokkan: I still haven't had a churro before, so I direct my food yearning to Beavertails
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan I have had those slightly more recently but not nearly recently enough
KeytarCat: My farmers market almonds come in churro flavor
electra310: We went to the harbor and accidentally went to the maelstrom way too early
saucemaster5000: Sea ward and harbor were done
electra310: Abraxis is in the water and he was mad we didn't bring him the pieces
TehAmelie: i've never seen a churro up close. feels like i've missed out
Gildan_Bladeborn: We fought a merman and only after doing that got a magic item that would have let us talk to the merman.
DiscordianTokkan: Gott'em
lirazel64: There was a tower...
chaostreader: We found a wizard tower and blew up.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The first thing we did was go into a tower for a while though.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
eric_christian_berg: Perfect.
snowmonkey99: please stop...
Catcard: alksjdlksjdg
SnackPak_: *chef kiss*
that_bronson_guy: As an Austrlian.. i loved that attempt
korvys: It's 11am, Beej
Kramburger: It's 11am BEEJ
Raurrrrr: aussie aussie aussie
Winterfae: Some of us are at work
snowmonkey99: at midday...
TheMerricat: @tehamelie fresh hot churros are pure love once they get cold they're just fried dough with sugar on it
Rebornflames: Oi oi oi
eric_christian_berg: Start at the top and work your way down.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah! It's so early!
ContingentCat: isn't it the middle of the day there
ArcOfTheConclave: C ward, See ward, or sea ward?
RomanGoro: TheMerricat I see you never had good churros
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
ozzybrat: h 96l b mlits noon
Terr0rc0tta: Is that Cranberger?
ZeroElevn: Beej not knowing how timezones work
eric_christian_berg: Ha!
lirazel64: And there was a street full of shops....
saucemaster5000: ooh the countryside has a good area...
Rebornflames: See Ward -> cast dispel -> see no ward
YeetTheRich_: did we get path to exiled?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh RIGHT that cool ogre or bugbear blacksmith
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm off to Neverwinter!"
Bulllizzard: oh no my weakness apathy
TheDailyMapleSyrup: There’s a voice that keeps on calling me
electra310: And where's my ring?
Juliamon: You can just walk out! Hit the bricks!
eric_christian_berg: Stay here and make sure /he/ doesn't leave.
aitsu100: dont worry MR Lich im off to candlekeep to do more research
Rebornflames: Just walk into another book a continent awau
OhaiMireiya: Come to beautiful Waterdeep, get a picture with a lich!
Rebornflames: *away
Mordin_Solus_Sings: That's far too much likean actual D&D game
YeetTheRich_: then we decided to become a baker
Juliamon: bumblypeg
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, PISTACHIO!
Sarah_Serinde: Bartleby could kick that other guy's ass :P
Styxseus: Wrong infernal creature
Gildan_Bladeborn: We'll learn about flowers... whether we wanted to or not.
Rebornflames: Bartleby probably also has a lich's ring
KeytarCat: Stolen phylactery
ContingentCat: that would explain a lot about Bartleby
YeetTheRich_: SMOrc
DeM0nFiRe: Uhh Adam there's a troll right behind you
electra310: They also eat 30-50 feral hogs, so it balances out.
DiscordianTokkan: Marrow Gogurt
Styxseus: :D
BusTed: tqsSmug
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: !adult
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam: well known expert on the film series Shrek.
GhostValv: bloobyZoom
BrindleBoar: double-fisting
Rebornflames: that's gonna be a gif tomorrow
Raiger: I'll see you, to-marrow, it's only a bone away
Juliamon: Rebornflames I give it 5 minutes
YeetTheRich_: this is gonna be good in podcast Kappa
eric_christian_berg: They knew what they were getting into.
magical_writer: Not at this rate it won't be sponsored.
Rebornflames: @Juliamon You're right, I'm underestimating the power of chat
TStodden: Gif... powered by rule 34...
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it said there were some in the countryside
TheMerricat: I'm fairly certain WotC want us to forget this series existed
YeetTheRich_: can we zoom out on the pdf a bit?
fastlane250: get your free TVs
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART
saucemaster5000: I will say there was a moment of pretty rough racism in this book -- can understand burying this series.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:17:09.
ContingentCat: This series is to WotC what embarrassing photos from High school being an idiot are to people
Sarah_Serinde: saucemaster5000 Yeah that...doesn't surprise me as much as I'd like it to
empyreon: Surf! Turf!
RandomTrivia: Who had 5 minutes on their bingo card? https://i.imgur.com/wDJtYf2.gif
GhostValv: oofa
YeetTheRich_: @RandomTrivia Save Image As...
BrindleBoar: ContingentCat this book is from the TSR era, before the WotC buyout
SnackPak_: Adam's voice work has been on-point tonight
Kramburger: Snap back to reality?
NewtyNewts: Whoops, there goes gravity
Lithobraker: like a horse? maybe we can treat the zombies with invermectin Kappa
Vonbane: way of the dragon, loved that kung fu movie
YeetTheRich_: I don't think it is entirely fair to give adam credit for the voice work here as we already established that he went back in time to write this book himself
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: Garbage Day!
GhostValv: with all the waifus
Juliamon: Waifu Town!
SnackPak_: my waifu lives there
YeetTheRich_: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
MAPBoardgames: Where all teh waifus are?
Sarah_Serinde: YeetTheRich_ That doesn't take away from it being good good voice work
BrindleBoar: Oscar's place
TehAmelie: [subject hometown name[ joke here
Rebornflames: is that the city where they produce the watch and play games?
Kramburger: Beej's Waifu is undead?
Sarah_Serinde: Beej
Uzumaki15: Ah the recycling center
HorusFive: "Who approaches the All Knowing Trash Heap"
ZeroElevn: I'd watch that anime
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The dump for the win
BrindleBoar: this canon's getting weird
Catcard: oh my GOD
NewtyNewts: What a Beej
HorusFive: Garbage Day!
ZeroElevn: garbage! garbage! garbage!
Lord_ZYRK: Surely that's a harem anime already, Beej
TehAmelie: we build this city on lrrGARBO and toilets
RandomTrivia: lrrGARBO !
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
empyreon: Trash! Trash! Trash!
Twilight_Spark: Moooom, are we at the city of GARBAGE yet?
ContingentCat: garbage day!!!
fastlane250: chair has joined the stream
ElementalAlchemist: "Strap in, idiots! We're going to the City of Garbage." --Adam
OhaiMireiya: oh boy a field trip
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Dump time
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RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
electra310: Sounds familiar, yeah
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
BusTed: \ seabatTROG /
DeM0nFiRe: it me!
TehAmelie: we made our home in the Scrapyard, the city built on the refuse from the floating wonder city Tiphares. . .
Catcard: \o/
RandomTrivia: But also, accurate
thraximore: seabatClap
YeetTheRich_: ook ook *throws pan*
HorusFive: Gottem
ZeroElevn: I feel so represented
Kikazi: saw that coming
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: yup
GhostValv: ook?
HorusFive: seabatClap
Sky_Kast: nilausThink tanukidHippie
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Raurrrrr: lrrAWW
Eklinaar: Accurate
RomanGoro: Banana first!
PharaohBender27 throws pot
Rebornflames: its rude to point that out!... but yes
SirMorek: I feel seen :(
e_bloc: is this a replay because I think he made the same joke last time
TheInnsanity: don't make me go to my kitchen and get a bigger pot
Kramburger: Adam not bothered by chat LUL
electra310: Okay, not so much that
RandomTrivia: gottem... us? gottus?
Perchipy: or we are the pots and Adam is the thrower
empyreon: Harsh, but fair.
ContingentCat: so not like Twich chat
Eklinaar: 100% perfect troglodyte impersonation
Jennie_Fuchsia: Pots & PrideHeyyy PrideHeyyy PrideHeyyy
Vonbane: they all end up eastern european
saucemaster5000: and there itis
YeetTheRich_: If fruit bowl has no banan, chat throw fruit bowl
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Clang Bang boom
Sky_Kast: HypeDisguise ( tries to talk but mute online just like irl LUL )
BusTed: Steempy!
electra310: That's the mods
Jennie_Fuchsia: Those are brownies
fastlane250: I mean, if a poltergeist kept organizing MY stuff, I'd be scared.
YeetTheRich_: shlort
Styxseus: mmm, but what if it organizes things, but not the way you want it-- so its always tidy, but things are never where youe xpect them to be *shudders*
Sky_Kast: but he organizes it the insane way shiny loud Pointy Dull
NewtyNewts: Which ones are making it messier?
Sarah_Serinde: I was distracted so now I don't know whether to be insulted or not :P
samwonk: "Uncouth scoundrel."
Sarah_Serinde: Oh well fair Kappa
novrdd: plebians corpse :p
DiscordianTokkan: This is the ONLY version of Real Housewives I'd watch
Friendtendo64: Moose and Squirrel!
saucemaster5000: lrrSHINE mods
ArcOfTheConclave: piles
Kramburger: What's the author have against poultergeists?
CranstonSnord: they're polter-guys
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Boris badenough
YeetTheRich_: I vote Jyorlo
Kramburger: The gamer part of Adam's brain
KeytarCat: Jyorlo Jyostar?
HorusFive: seabatBRAIN lrrGARBO
YeetTheRich_: aww now I feel bad for veliks
electra310: rude
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: fair
ElementalAlchemist: press {Y} to have sinus problems
djalternative: goose
Styxseus: lrrHORN ?
djalternative: !y
RandomTrivia: If you want, you can phone it in - that's why they call it a Dial-ect lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: You made it cry
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia lrrWOW
GhostValv: D:
YeetTheRich_: this book is actually awesome
BrindleBoar: who throws away a whole chamber pot?
HorusFive: I just got here- but I vote that we just stay here with these 2 for the rest of the stream
Rebornflames: I'm getting muppet vibes
Arclight_Dynamo: Nah, it's big Monkey Island vibes
Rebornflames: just them in a spectator box saying why all your decisions are bad the rest of the game
Kramburger: They're Waldorf & Statler
ContingentCat: or like the gargoyles in the hunchback of notre dame
DeM0nFiRe: "How's life treating you? Oh wait, you wouldn't know! haha!" -- This book, probably
Elypants: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:31:46.
fcloud: meanwhile in re 8
Rebornflames: thats the hand that holds the staff
HorusFive: You need a hand to hold the staff. Does that count?
rosesmcgee: It's your glove from when you were alive, just take it. nothing can go wrong
saucemaster5000: you'd be surprised what items end up being part of the staff -- it's incredible
ArcOfTheConclave: not on the Blackstaff of Waterdeep
Kramburger: Sylvanas Windrunner!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: If L4D taught me anything, always kill the witch on sight
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: There's a ban - she can't lrrBEEJ
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Kramburger: Impin' ain't easy
Vonbane: big impin
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Kill! I'm sure the child won't get caught in the crossfire lrrBEEJ
Timagio: Simple Imps
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BrindleBoar: ban-shay
YeetTheRich_: worst case we just fight anyway right? Kappa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: lrrWOW
Spacepup: Bah weep nah nah, weep ninny bon!
dukeofbread: he lvl'd up Crafting
electra310: That's pretty good, actually
DiscordianTokkan: She's a crow
DeM0nFiRe: "look at me im a human I pay taxes blah blah blah"
Kramburger: He goes to another school
HorusFive: I'm sorry miss, you'll need to be more specific. That describes all elves
YeetTheRich_: very gamer
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Hey there human, you'd love my mate, he's racist to humans!
LurkerSpine: He's Andre the Giant?
BrindleBoar: elven Joe Rogan
Vonbane: he's got a motorcycle
dukeofbread: oh no
YeetTheRich_: uhh
Kramburger: o_O
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW Beej
Kramburger: BEEJ WHY
Timagio: Match?
Rebornflames: I went to grab a drink and came back to "he does the sex well" is it worth asking the context?
Arclight_Dynamo: M*A*S*H
Timagio: Oh mash
Kazman20a: wasn't this a tom selek movie
Kramburger: M*A*S*H: The final episode deals with the death of a child and Hawkeye fucking cracks
PharaohBender27: O_o
CranstonSnord: spethS
YeetTheRich_: uuuhmm
BusTed: WutFace
dukeofbread: that escalated quickly
RandomTrivia: OH NO
GhostValv: D:
Kramburger: NOPE
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
YeetTheRich_: excuse me what the fuck
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Yeah, I remember the M.A.S.H. movie
Timagio: Throttle the child
NightValien28: this took a turn
dukeofbread: so we fight anyway lol
RomanGoro: It's a Banshee, chat, of course it's effed up
prince_infidel: Yeah?
Duwani1: critroleFailroll critroleFailroll critroleFailroll Kreygasm Kreygasm axialJigglyFear axialJigglyFear axialJigglyFear dooleyGotGud
Kramburger: Fuck, I was worried they'd just have you watch while she kills the child
Mcgwee: crying wolf?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's a damn sad story lrrAWW
RandomTrivia: We don't *have* to kill her, but she did just try to murder a child in front o fus
RandomTrivia: *of us
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Hey, this book is full of words!" Adam 2021
RomanGoro: While saying that it's not the first time she's done it
Tz_BG: It sounds like she has murdered many children over the years.
LurkerSpine: Lynch's Dune is amazing
dukeofbread: used earplugs on banshee
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Vonbane: Blue Velvet is the best
Vonbane: DUNE
Kramburger: Maybe the Problem isn't David Lynch
Vonbane: Mulholland Drive is POG
Kramburger: Yeah, PAUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Eraserhead
electra310: We do what in our favor?
DiscordianTokkan: Phrasing
Styxseus: New motto
Sarah_Serinde: Also remember: we've never done phrasing here
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
e_bloc: Adam knows what he said
HorusFive: seabatNogood lrrPAUL
Rebornflames: @electra310 https://i.imgur.com/wDJtYf2.gif
Styxseus: Pffff @Rebornflames
electra310: This banshee could well kill us
lirazel64: @lurkerspine It is!
TStodden: 32 - 7 = 25 - 8 = 17 vs 10
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 17
TStodden: WIN!
ElementalAlchemist: You specifically instructed Paul to start missing :P
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Cunobelenos: FBtouchdown
OhaiMireiya: you win and get instantly turned into a wizard
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Paul started fudging the dice so Adam wouldn't leave
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Rebornflames: That is an important distinction
ElementalAlchemist: "If you lose, the banshee killed you. Congratulations!"
Kramburger: Adam, once again threatening the guy who signs his paycheques
OhaiMireiya: it's less biting the hand that feeds and more a playful nibble
Kramburger: It's more like a toddler trying to hit you
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Biting the hand then giving a sly look that you can't help but love
dukeofbread: it's cursed
BrindleBoar: I surround gauntlets with candles all the time.
Kramburger: It's for Instagram
GhostValv: maybe it's your favorite gauntlet
dukeofbread: they're drying it
Tz_BG: It is a shrine. Gauntlet of Undead Slaying.
LurkerSpine: I would surround a gauntlet arcade cabinet with candles
DiscordianTokkan: I forget if Tyr's symbol is a gauntlet
BrindleBoar: LUL
OhaiMireiya: the lighting is good
TwitchTVsFrank: hey thats how i store my guantlets
DeM0nFiRe: What if you gotta dry the gauntlet out and candles is all you got
GhostValv: you only need one
Kramburger: Hands above the table
NightValien28: unless you are a weirdo, says undead knight man with a drunk skull and a possum skull on his backpac
Tz_BG: I think Helm is the gauntlet.
empyreon: y'all DON'T encircle your rad armor pieces in candles?
Makrosian_Tae: "Liar! LIAR!"
lirazel64: Gauntlets need candles!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: If this is faerun could be torm
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, TORM, not Tyr. I was close!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: yeah
Arclight_Dynamo: If a glove is too big, I guarantee a human hand will go into it. Stupid book.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: inb4 this is the Time of Troubles and you're a fallen god
Rhynerd: What year is this again? The one of the Prince?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Love corn
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd That's what the intro told us
ThePov42: This books seems WAY higher quality narrativewise than the Gnomes one
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Prince is 1357
electra310: Paladins usually don't take INT as their main
HorusFive: Wait a minute- are we an idiot?
Styxseus: Writes down *low INT score..*
Timagio: Man, Adam's character was a dummy.
NightValien28: HorusFive yes
saucemaster5000: what about an ice throwing armoer eh?
Arclight_Dynamo: We're a paladin. Of course we're an idiot.
ContingentCat: lok real cool though
RomanGoro: HorusFive We chat? probably. Our character? Certainly
Rebornflames: nice that the trace matters for more than just stats
HorusFive: @NightValien28 Rhetorical question- our characters in all these books are dumb like a box of hammers
dukeofbread: yeeeah!
OhaiMireiya: just like me!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Torm salutes YOU? wow
electra310: Nice!
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
thraximore: oh nice
RandomTrivia: WOOOO
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Full heal!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
BusTed: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: never punished!!
GirlPainting: girlpaFire girlpaKnight
GhostValv: all my homies love Torm
TStodden: Restored to 40 UP's...
electra310: We got there!
HorusFive: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Timagio: FBtouchdown
HorusFive: The "Staff" part of the staff
Rebornflames: Always forward never learning
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Vonbane: most important part of a staff is the staff
OhaiMireiya: are we a wizard yet?
Rebornflames: probably
Timagio: Key item inventory, thank goodness.
ContingentCat: yikes no pressure
samwonk: I think Khelben Arundsen has gotten himself a little typecast.
GirlPainting: @ LoadingReadyRun can we have a "hydrate" command plz for adam? ^^
OhaiMireiya: oh yeah I should also hydrate
Rhynerd: Water, tea and honey may be good here.
GirlPainting: hail hydrate
Timagio: Ice ice baby
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, Blackstaff one of Mystra's boy toys yeah?
RandomTrivia: That's his superhero name :D
WowoT: wait adam's middle name is princeton? thats dope
Gildan_Bladeborn: He totally gave himself that nickname.
Gildan_Bladeborn: 100%.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
MaseyFool: sergeFriend_HF sergeFriend_HF
DiscordianTokkan: El "Author Insert" Minster
MaseyFool: Have great time
MaseyFool: Bye
Perchipy: Black Staff? that's erotic
OhaiMireiya: vaguely
Robot_Bones: sure thing Crowbar
TStodden: You're only "barrowing" this from your demigod...
BrindleBoar: The real reason thoughts and prayers keep trending
CannedWolf: stealing the coins from the wishing well.
Gen2Gengar: !updog
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DiscordianTokkan: I forget, were there Two staff pieces out here, the head said?
empyreon: Andre said there was two or maybe more
Vonbane: back to the city, head said there were at least 2
Rebornflames: Either that goblin is smoking some strong stuff or having a very weird day
HorusFive: seabatCHOICE
Vonbane: got a reset
saucemaster5000: i'm glad they found the city of garbage -- one of the funny areas
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Flat
samwonk: Dead pets?
HorusFive: Without offering an opinion? Like a coward?
TStodden: 38 UP left...
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GhostValv: wow
PharaohBender27: RUDE
NightValien28: woooooooooow
Timagio: Is that Poltergeistist?
saucemaster5000: yup. yikes
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Vonbane: vaguely erotic
noSmokeFire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:03:18.
saucemaster5000: I'll point out -- the one constantly being called a stupid foreigner is the one actually written in an accent.
saucemaster5000: It's pretty rough
Vonbane: sword?
dukeofbread: smart
electra310: If we lose the staff, we also cannot win the game
CannedWolf: or the head
Vonbane: give weasel skull
RandomTrivia: Just don't lose
RandomTrivia: Adam "Never Punished" Savidan
PharaohBender27: Adam "Wins 100% of the Time" Savidan
Timagio: Watch him pull out a Forest card from the refuse pile.
TheInnsanity: *DD flashbacks*
eric_christian_berg: Adam "Killed by a Door" Savidan
OhaiMireiya: Full steam ahead
Rhynerd: You are the Boshy for a reason.
Arclight_Dynamo: My money's on the cigar.
Vonbane: hobgoblin is smoking the piece LUL
electra310: Remember that time when we looked in all the caskets? Good times
DiscordianTokkan: Ivory! Like a Tusk!
lumlite: Wooden goblin?
OhaiMireiya: Water deep farms remembers
Mysticman89: I'm somewhat curious what sort of organisation system beej is keeping that allows this ease of checking stuff
Vonbane: could be a unicorn horn on the horse
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Oh no! What have you done?
DiscordianTokkan: Aw dinger
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, that's my bad
Vonbane: rocking horse :)
Rebornflames: goblin!
lirazel64: Are we at cheated yet?
thraximore: goblin, gotta be :D
Styxseus: You say that, but what if its a fake sword? :P That sounds like something these books would do
OhaiMireiya: That or we get teleported
novrdd: there is the horse
novrdd: in the back
electra310: Then do we just lose?
ContingentCat: we can always save scum
BrindleBoar: "I can get you a dragon this afternoon" - Faerunian Walter Sobchek
electra310: We can't win without the piece of the staff
novrdd: in the dark part of the pile
Rhynerd: I vote horse.
KeytarCat: soft lock, because the system still runs, just uncompletable
eric_christian_berg: Money's on the hobgoblin statue.
Vonbane: horse or dragon head
novrdd: they hold the goblin with two hands
ContingentCat: I think dragon head but ok
Rourke9: I lean horse
OhaiMireiya: So we haven’t been turned into a wizard yet
novrdd: that might be a hint
electra310: CYOA Police!
saucemaster5000: The real one there really pissed me off
BusTed: lrrSIG
Gen2Gengar: Yeah, I'm on the hobgoblin statue as well
Styxseus: Uh oh
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
ContingentCat: oh no
OhaiMireiya: WeeOooweeooo
YeetTheRich_: lrrSPOT
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOT
lirazel64: In for a Loonie!
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: lrrSPOT
Rhynerd: Shadow spot!
OhaiMireiya: Ouch
Rhynerd: lrrSPOT_BW
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect :D
RandomTrivia: If it ISN'T this, it's a very good misdirect
BusTed: Sure.
saucemaster5000: definitely
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: I can accept that headcanon
electra310: It makes the game more fun for the poltergeists!
TStodden: 38 vs 25... START...
ContingentCat: yes definitly works
Rhynerd: I agree with this logic.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
OhaiMireiya: Maybe your sword would help *throws it at you like a javelin *
TStodden: 38 vs 11...
dukeofbread: Beej is right
Rebornflames: The staff piece was the friends you made along the way
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
TStodden: 29 vs 4... WIN!
PharaohBender27: BEEJ!
RandomTrivia: Also, we used to be a paladin right? We don't really want to go around killing things that are willing to surrender
RandomTrivia: Torm wouldn't like that
itira: oh myyy
KeytarCat: @TStodden I really like the tracker
BusTed: Nice.
Timagio: The shadow cuddles.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: WOOOOOOOO FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Styxseus: WOW
OhaiMireiya: Shadow: did I leave the oven on? Well later
itira: fuck yeah!
saucemaster5000: yeah but Thorm's a jerk
BusTed: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lyropithic: FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Timagio: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Juliamon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheInnsanity: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
serramarkov: FBtouchdown
jonasjonIV: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jennie_Fuchsia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
magical_writer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Styxseus: \o/
lyropithic: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jobot180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SirMorek: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Perchipy: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LadyEarlGreyWarden: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
OhaiMireiya: Unicorn mount
BirdSorcerer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
FenrisSchafer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: lrrHORN FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
satyropodobny: wheelerY wheelerH
electra310: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TStodden: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
dukeofbread: FBtouchdown
NightValien28: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: 2020Shred
KWardJenx: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Twilight_Spark: (\
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jobot180: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: FBtouchdown
elder_cod: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: Wearing a leather jacket
Vonbane: subject of many van paintings
OhaiMireiya: Air guitar plays!
RandomTrivia: GRASP IT
Juliamon: firmly grasp it
Rhynerd: lrrCOW FBtouchdown 2020Celebrate
itira: grasp that horn
TheDailyMapleSyrup: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: LUL
Styxseus: :D
Rebornflames: we've come full circle back to double fisting horns
noSmokeFire: the head knows what a gun is??
DiscordianTokkan: Horn Shiv
RandomTrivia: This staff is turning out to be a real hack job
TheDailyMapleSyrup: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Timagio: Stab a fool with a unicorn corn
Rhynerd: Wait, guns don’t exist yet
Jobot180: Two hands on the horn at all times
Fruan: Ah yes, the classic case of having a bayonette on your *checks notes* melee weapon
Rhynerd: How does the head know about bayonets?
Vonbane: 30a
electra310: Cause kids are ungrateful
electra310: No, all the stuff went back to where it had been when he got it, it sounds like
ContingentCat: unicorn horns are so last season
Ba_Dum_Tish: How does the head know this?
OhaiMireiya: A talking chair!
Vonbane: reading the book explains the book
electra310: They said two, maybe more
Ba_Dum_Tish: So now our staff is horny
Vonbane: he did say maybe more
PharaohBender27: I still say we leave
Rebornflames: We now have an improvised spear of waterdeep if we mount the horn on the end of the shaft
electra310: :(
Ba_Dum_Tish: You don't pay us at all
TheInnsanity: you don't pay us at all
RedRaptor: You're getting paid?
empyreon: OOK OOK
Gen2Gengar: You pay us?
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
DiscordianTokkan: You pay us?
Ba_Dum_Tish: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SirMorek: Nana?
BusTed: :)
Winterfae: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Styxseus: Yeah, he said at least 2
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap HOOD JOKE STREAMEER
Robot_Bones: We get paid?
Rhynerd: Where is banana?
YeetTheRich_: you're behind on the banana payments
lirazel64: Banan?
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
ContingentCat: you don't pay us at all
Rebornflames: book first, then banana
Sampy104: I mean we pay you to think
Blue_Anteater: Well, that's what he said! We're not getting paid, and that's final!
Timagio: When does the paycheck come in?
xantos69: Yes sir...Ook Ook.
itira: seabatClap seabatClap OOKA OOKA
OhaiMireiya: I don’t get paid at all!
Vonbane: transaction complete
Gildan_Bladeborn: We ended 100% better than last time.
PharaohBender27: Party150
electra310: I don't remember getting any pieces the first time
Sampy104: seabatBRAIN
TheMerricat: !card blackstaff
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Gildan_Bladeborn: LAST time, we got pulled into a wall being made from skeletons.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because we tried to pick up a ring.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We aren't dead so better than last time
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
ContingentCat: also you had to spend like an hour reading the intro
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lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :)
OhaiMireiya: Thanks =3
Ba_Dum_Tish: The large umbrella for all the giant folks at LRR
Rhynerd: I thought our hero died touching a magic item and setting off a protective magic on it?
KWardJenx: Thank you!!!
xantos69: cheer50 Bits!
Sampy104: I can get a unicorn bayonet?
NDCazzy: popkfunGG
Vonbane: no sign off with the accent?
TheMerricat: it's by a different author than the other three books
Styxseus: Mmm, perspective
NightValien28: good job nerds
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
saucemaster5000: the overlong intro
ContingentCat: the bar has been lowered so much by the other one from just having an editor
BusTed: "Hey look, it's Robin Hood"
electra310: Nobody's wallet is thick
Styxseus: "womp womp, you die, funny joke"
serramarkov: A book that benefitted from an editor.
e_bloc: that book ate infinite ass
Ba_Dum_Tish: The bar is now subterranean
RandomTrivia: Gnomes had a bunch of ILLUSORY interesting stuff in it
Rebornflames: there was some fun art in gnomes
Gildan_Bladeborn: That book needed an editor, something FIERCE.
Mysticman89: gnome thing might be ok without the timer and as a text adventure to do the bookkeeping
Gildan_Bladeborn: And in the end, the machine just gives you... cancer.
saucemaster5000: I'll say... this book has some utter horsesplit they haven't seen yet, but it functions (mostly) as a story and a game
Christophar: I played Gnomes without cheating, got like 75% of the items, the dragon army still 1 shot me
lochnessseammonster: there were interesting moments... but very clunky. still was a good time
Ba_Dum_Tish: James falls in holes, the stream
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GoblinRanger: Aww looks like I just missed it, to the VOD
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DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I Think Uno's still off for a week? Maybe?
Juliamon: Even the dev was in chat like "dude take a break if you're not feeling well"
OhaiMireiya: Less violent on the inner ear
ContingentCat: @DiscordianTokkan I believe so yeah
tidehollowcat: Serge said that this week would just be him and James.
PharaohBender27: lrrHEATHER and lrrCORI played the first one, didn't they?
RandomTrivia: Oooh
TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 feels correct
ContingentCat: throwback
Ba_Dum_Tish: Old subs for the old book
Vonbane: wow it's 2018 again
fastlane250: Didn’t think y’all still had the old readout in he sustem
OhaiMireiya: Time travel
fastlane250: *system
Rebornflames: have a pleasant night everyone :)
PharaohBender27: @Vonbane Or even 2019 or 2020 - it was literally this January they implemented the new system :p
Vonbane: @PharaohBender27 i liked 2018 better LUL
Vonbane: Live Faust Dye Jung?
electra310: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Beej and Paul! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
itira: Thanks for the stream!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
OhaiMireiya: Thanks for the stream. Time for lunch
itira: Have a wonderful night all! goodniiiiight!
DiscordianTokkan: Gnight everyone!
KWardJenx: This stream is great! Thank you
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
MAPBoardgames: OK BYE!! lrrSPOOPY
ContingentCat: Thanks lads lrrHEART
Perchipy: Im so glad this program sticked, this is one of my fav in the LRR universe
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Sarah_Serinde: Paul pls
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: oh myyyy
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PharaohBender27: OUCH
electra310: I remember this one!
electra310: We did that last time!
TheAinMAP: Ow.
RandomTrivia: Oh right, that was one of the ways we died!
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
The_Color_Twelve: night
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Nite Paul!
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
ContingentCat: g'night Paul lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
Rhynerd: Goodnight, Paul!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Ow, splinters bad