djalternative: hola chat! have you been enjoying JMP2?
djalternative: !next
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djalternative: okay good. I didn't wander in at the wrong time
djalternative: I'm here for malarkey
djalternative: though the yargle event shouldn't be up till tomorrow
djalternative: yargle v yargle brawl mirror will be stupid
djalternative: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Executing command.
djalternative: that explains it
BloodnBullets: what have you done!?
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gnome_friend: !advice
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djalternative: but you can be an Interior Crocodile Alligator
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Drathak: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
djalternative: oh right. stonks today on arena all
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Gaz_L: THEY'RE HEEEEERE!
monkeyrama: Howdy Graham
TheKrakenWithin: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TalkingHeadProductions: thoughts on the Midnight Hunt spoilers today Graham
timbertrannel: Greetings all! Just popping by before going to bed.
monkeyrama: Hi Adam's voice
gnome_friend: sergeHi lrrGRAHAM lrrADAM
RayFK: What's up you fucking babies, who's ready to play more cards than a Bridge convention?
v_nome: Hello Andadam!
monkeyrama: oh my
KyubiStormMage: the hornhole
monkeyrama: lol
Gaz_L: Hi Ian
monkeyrama: Poor Ia
alikaoz: Everybody and Adam? Oh, I get it, Adam is a disembodied voice!
monkeyrama: n
SteelAngelJohn: Is that the safest way to move an Ian?
monkeyrama: LUL
TheElrad: I mean, this was clearly all Kathleen, right?? :p
gnome_friend: !findquote kingdom
LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." —Paul [2018-09-03]
MegaDosX: More Jumpstart? Or back to draft?
Robot_Bones: and that was ian
djalternative: Jordan, can that be brought to us by CardKingdom?
monkeyrama: Some sweet spoilers so far
internetFionna: 👋
KyubiStormMage: 5 colors werewolf set
Gaz_L: CardKingdom specifically asked to NOT be credited for the horrifying Ian simulacrum
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ravenlord_xix: I completely missed this "IanHole" and am afraid context might ruin frighten me
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GredGredmansson: !findquote wolf
LRRbot: Quote #7274: "There is a wolf outside you." —Graham [2020-10-09]
planeswalkagogo: I'm looking forward to eventually seeing the LRR preview for the set
monkeyrama: free moneyyyy
GredGredmansson: scary
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djalternative: jumpstart!
monkeyrama: Oh my god, I forgot about this deck
djalternative: all jumpstart
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monkeyrama: It's so bad LUL
MegaDosX: Shockingly Sliver Hive isn't super synergistic with a lot of other packets :p
AshBurnem: Graham, you area delightful and kind human.
Gaz_L: the First Sliver pack is very dependent on getting all 5 colours
ArdCollider: can attest that Pumped Up Zoologist is great.
alikaoz: I wanna see Graham do some Jumpstart
KaleidoscopeMind: This deck certainly has cards
monkeyrama: Bearstorm 👀
ArdCollider: people scooped twice on me last night while they still had 20 health
GredGredmansson: oh right, the Spell Sliver deck
internetFionna: [bonestorm voice] beeeaaarstooooorrrrrm
ArdCollider: afraid of elephants
TPRJones: I hear this is the place for stonk chat?
TPRJones: I have many stonk.
RayFK: Freyalise Squirrels
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Gaz_L: Some slots in each pack can vary
KyubiStormMage: bearstorm is my favorite edm genre
monkeyrama: looool
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GredGredmansson: some individual slots have variable cards
djalternative: I birgi/grignised for 15 then huntin packed
MegaDosX: !card spreading insurrection
LRRbot: Spreading Insurrection [4R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. / Storm
TalkingHeadProductions: @LoadingReadyRun thoughts on todays Midnight hunt spoilers
GredGredmansson: white
CommiePuddin: jumping and also starting?
monkeyrama: oof, that's brutal
Gaz_L: this is the problem, the spells deck wants spells, the slivers deck wants bodies
MegaDosX: Nice board, I'll take it
BrowneePoints: Defenestrate is the perfect Meme Card and I love it
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MegaDosX: I mean, that's entirely fair
monkeyrama: Removal?? DansGame
gnome_friend: !findquote window
LRRbot: Quote #1319: "Wait, how much nacho dip are we getting? Close the window! Get an umbrella!" —Graham [2015-12-21]
MegaDosX: Harmonic Prodigy has to die ASAP when it's on the field >_>
ArdCollider: big agree on harmonic prodigy
BrowneePoints: Rage Forger is a fun card! I played it a lot in Modern Shaman! @LoadingReadyRun
monkeyrama: Shaman/Sliver tribal
djalternative: spellcasting has 1 wizard and a bunch of shamans
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BrowneePoints: It just kills people out of nowhere
Gaz_L: Squirrel!
alikaoz: Prodigy works with Shamans!
frankscx: hey, it's the Olympic emblems guy
monkeyrama: Bout to get beat by drey
PlzBeNiceToYaz: the olympic emblems video rules
BusTed: @monkeyrama v good
Lunareclipse123: Don't forget about it!
CaffeinatedLemur: I am still waiting on a FEM Draft... because I am an aweful person
Ferisar: it's got everything, lists, ratings, pictures
JDMan94: I think it turns out that I can basically hear Graham talk about anything
monkeyrama: LUL
MegaDosX: Salvaging this turn means you might hit a land drop though
JDMan94: and be happy about it
monkeyrama: It was a very interesting video
Lunareclipse123: Honestly you've been killing it recently Graham :D
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KyubiStormMage: bothe the emblem videos are amazing
GredGredmansson: squrl
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gnome_friend: Am Graham a murderer? lrrBEEJ
Ferisar: graham has always been a murderer
TehAmelie: cradle 2 the grave, 100% killin it
RayFK: Graham is always killing...my patience
BrowneePoints: Graham is consistently amazing and great
Lunareclipse123: :( Sorry Adam
Haroldholmes25: Adam's been slaying it recently
BloodnBullets: the continued insanity of crack-a-packs has been highly entertaining
gnome_friend: Beej stopped murdering after he got rid of his waterbed
djalternative: How many murders does G have to commit to have been killing it recently?
monkeyrama: We can def ditch the sliver
MegaDosX: There are apparently four trilobites in MTG
monkeyrama: Perfect
alikaoz: Oddly, that's also what Crab Umbta does
Ba_Dum_Tish: Make my Shaman grow!
Gaz_L: secret pinger deck
ShaneLeeAtk: Ping into the FUTURE!
Vampyre_Lord: thermo alchemist goes ALL THE WAY
monkeyrama: Who needs to attack when you can ping instead seabatBRAIN
LordSaphni: i like this ""Sliver"" deck
TehAmelie: combat is so last week
theclawmasheen: dont be suspicious, dont be suspicious
Arikell: this is a trap
monkeyrama: huh
Gaz_L: please sir my shamans
monkeyrama: double huh
MegaDosX: There might not be >_>
GredGredmansson: deck has 2 copies
AtomicAlchemical: Enjoying new Jumpstart?
gnome_friend: !findquote dome
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: Wait, how are there no dome quotes?
EldritchProwler: Narrator: "There wasn't"
gnome_friend: Isn't that like, an original Alex quote?
MegaDosX: Five counting the initial tap and post-cast tap
BrowneePoints: So my first impression of Midnight Hunt Graham, is that the draft format is going to be SICK
djalternative: yeah. static is always a 2 of
ArdCollider: deck has two copies but it works if you get it back out of your yard too
GredGredmansson: alternatively
hammith: So how many of the spoilers from today have you lads gotten to see?
monkeyrama: They have mob murder and mob squirrels in this deck :O
MegaDosX: Their attacks are terrible right now
RAZRBCK08: that discharge is a sorcery
BrowneePoints: Static represents 5 damage in one turn too
monkeyrama: exalted is a fun mechanic
MegaDosX: That's...fine?
cuttlefishman: Hello Mr. LRR, how is the magic today
internetFionna: hey cfm
TalkingHeadProductions: gg
monkeyrama: Oh dang GGs
QuixoticScrivener: Lol that would have been a good combat trick.
PlzBeNiceToYaz: 10/10 spell slivers
monkeyrama: LUL slivers putting in work
CaffeinatedLemur: so much Sliver synergy
Vampyre_Lord: sliver deck gives GREAT discard fodder
djalternative: spellcasting is one of the best packs
MegaDosX: Hey those slivers were good discard fodder if nothing else
djalternative: more jumpstart!
alikaoz: More Jumpstart!
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TalkingHeadProductions: btw the only draft available right now is Afr
MegaDosX: Delirium! Dragon's Rage Channeler is insane
CaptainEnder7: Jump more of the starts!
djalternative: delirium!!!
GredGredmansson: Relentless is recursion I think
Gaz_L: relentless is just 'we know only violence'
BrowneePoints: Delirium is SICK
internetFionna: relentless... rats?
monkeyrama: I'm guessing it's shapeshifters
Nukified: seems relentless
ThermobaricKitten: Relentless has a lot of graveyard stuff
TalkingHeadProductions: delirium is good
MegaDosX: I don't like the Undone packet
TalkingHeadProductions: Gobbos
MegaDosX: But that's me
djalternative: delirium undone. be a monster
GredGredmansson: Mono Blue Control
GredGredmansson: is Undone
RayFK: Counterspells! It's great
MegaDosX: Every time I've played the Undone packet I've gotten dumpstered by aggro opponents
Nukified: delirium was a fun one
theblakdeth: DRC is like a $9 uncommon, which is pretty ridiculous
hammith: You monster.
monkeyrama: Never look
BrowneePoints: Is there any cards spoiled today that have you like "Heckin SWEET" Graham?
Gaz_L: what kind of monster looks at a Jumpstart deck?
electra310: Looking at the deck is for blockers
djalternative: My rule is you get to look after 1 win
djalternative: mostly for collecting purposes
Gaz_L: i'm playing Serra Flicker right now and it's gross
MegaDosX: That was a free mulligan, so they kept seven
Ba_Dum_Tish: 2/2 by any other name
monkeyrama: My favorite combo so far is Serra/Reanimator. Serra's emissary is a bomb
ArdCollider: Above the Clouds Flickering is gross too
MegaDosX: Flourishing Fox with lifelink is upsetting
monkeyrama: lifelink fox 👀
RAZRBCK08: I ran into an opponent who had 2 Chitterspitters somehow. I definitely lost that miserable game
Nukified: lol
MegaDosX: Many Faced Cycling I suspect
djalternative: yeah. changeling cycle seems like the bet
HundreydAundre: I beg ya- cycling?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Summon James
monkeyrama: What did you pick, Adam?
cuttlefishman: Is that a minion on the left of the screen
HundreydAundre: Sum Psyche-Flings, right?
RayFK: I forgot about the tank strike
Scarbble: proving grounds
Nukified: uh oh, a new guardian
Dr_Shandor: Eyes up!
RayFK: I'm ALMOST at 1300
RayFK: I'm less of a babbo
monkeyrama: Which class?
BrowneePoints: Destiny is scratching my WoW itch while WoW is kind of meh
ZachtlyAsIntended: I played Destiny 2 when it first came out and I never went back. I...kinda wanna give it another shot.
QuixoticScrivener: You have to win this through decking.
RayFK: HUNTER GANG
RayFK: FUCK YEAH
monkeyrama: Nice
BrowneePoints: Hunters are great
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Scarbble: hunter gang hunter gang
ArdCollider: hunter partner like "Ha!" over here
Nukified: destiny 2 definitely seems more new player friendly
internetFionna: i'm back in and it's definitely like riding a bike! i have my sunshot and that's all i care about. but as someone who Plays Things For The Plot, i've been kinda a grumbly grump but it's w/e, my sibling's loredumping at me in discord DMs
TehAmelie: hehe, the thing stage left does look like a minion
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ThermobaricKitten: Clearly inferior to Titan, cant even shoulder charge to 30 kills in crucible
Gaz_L: that's a shame, Jwari Disruption is good
monkeyrama: #Subtember, btw 👀
Zblaster: I haven't played D2 since it was on Battle.net but hearing people talk about it and Savathun have me tempted to get back on the horse
AtomicAlchemical: Cycle censor, draw worse censor stapled to a tap land
BrowneePoints: Yea it's the MMO Problem
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Heroic Brew!
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BrowneePoints: Putting out enough content to satisfy your playerbase
RayFK: And you still have to do Gambit where your randos won't BANK THEIR FUCKING MOTES
monkeyrama: Hopefully it sticks this time SeemsGood
TalkingHeadProductions: !search for treasure
TeodorantZMX: is graham drinking tim hortons?
EvilBadman: the weekly evolution of the season storyline is brilliant
TalkingHeadProductions: what are the bot commands?
LarkSachrosis: Now it's "Please Bungo, I already have a job..."
BrowneePoints: Man, if we get to see Graham, Ian, Cam AND Adam at Witch Queen launch I will cry
RayFK: Also hi
internetFionna: that jump puzzle was fun, i did that with two of my partners and we all took turns dying lol
monkeyrama: LUL
ArdCollider: @BrowneePoints don't forget Cori and RayFK
ThermobaricKitten: I find the jumping puzzles vary greatly in how fun they are depending on which class you are
BrowneePoints: @ArdCollider I constantly forget Cori plays too!
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Kyir: Video games
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monkeyrama: bouncing a token 😈
ThermobaricKitten: Titan jump no1
monkeyrama: Titan seabatPjorg
internetFionna: i'm used to warlock jump but also Wowie that jumping puzzle made it hard lol
MagicalAttackGecko: Titan Smash!
Faulpyr: Gotta double tap that jump for the high jump
BrowneePoints: Hey Graham, are there any cards spoiled today that made you go "Oooo!"? @LoadingReadyRun
Nukified: warlock jumping is a headache
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gnome_friend: Destiny destiny destiny DESTINY
BrowneePoints: I prefer the Knives and Voidstalker
RayFK: Shadowshot is my shit
JDMan94: God I can't escape "good soup"
AtomicAlchemical: Awww, the aeromoeba followed Graham to Arena
RayFK: I miss my Quiver
Faulpyr: I, personally, can't really do anything with Hunter jump. Just doesn't work in first person to me.
HundreydAundre: Didn't Destiny start out as a "build your own story" shooter genre?
RayFK: Moebius Boooooooots
LarkSachrosis: Am I seriously the only one who never had a problem with warlock jump?
RayFK: It was the beeeeeessssst
monkeyrama: Oh dang, if we bounce it now NotLikeThis
hexy_lexy: oh look, its a group of beautiful friends who i love beyond measure!!!!! <3
Lunareclipse123: I played Density 2 when it was brand new, but stopped after a little bit. It's probably completely unrecognisable by now
keyforgealchemist: Midnight Hunt looks sweeeeeet
Faulpyr: Nah, I started as Warlock and it definitely feels the most comfortable... just gotta realize it's not a traditional jump
Nukified: I didn't have issues with warlock until certain raids
internetFionna: @LarkSachrosis i like it! that new guardian mission just has some walls that make a glide kinda akdbgjnd
LarkSachrosis: @Faulpyr It is a jet-pack!
10of9: As a Warlock main, I greatly prefer it over Titan jump (although, it might be because I am more used to Warlock than Titan). That being said, Hunter has my favorite jump.
QuixoticScrivener: They can untap the fox soon.
monkeyrama: they're one mana off untapping that little fox
TehAmelie: ShowLove100 shout out to my grandpa who made this donation possible
Faulpyr: @Faulpyr Exactly!
internetFionna: a counter with the three greatest words in magic?
BrowneePoints: There's a current build with Lucky Pants and a Last Word where you can kill bosses in 2 clips @LoadingReadyRun
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LarkSachrosis: benginHeck
control_rig: That's... a terrible attack
monkeyrama: Interesting choice
monkeyrama: Wonder what they have in hand
TehAmelie: i never knew how to play either of the characters that don't have Warlock jumps. seemed like missing out
LarkSachrosis: Unless what's in their hand is free...
Gaz_L: y'all looking forward to All Out?
control_rig: They're tapped out on mana though
monkeyrama: They have other turns, too
Kyir: Sometimes it's an elaborate AI
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crush the human being!
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internetFionna: my old character last played during curse of osiris so i just moved all my stuff off her and made a new warlock; i have A Comfort Zone and that Comfort Zone is An Arc Warlock With Sunshot
codatski: Not helping G lol
Drathak: We think... robos
MegaDosX: Turns out you've been playing against Sparky this whole time
HundreydAundre: Chat must be lost then...
GredGredmansson: Delirium is at 2
Angreed66: Humans are known for making bad decisions
raulghoulia: hello, this is dog
Quentinmr: subhuman
gnome_friend: On the internet, everyone knows you're a gnome
internetFionna: i'm not a dog on the internet, i'm a mouse on the internet
Quentinmr: SAVIOR BLOODSTAIN HELLFIRE SHADOW
LarkSachrosis: For varying values of humanity
Wonderdoc: I heard there is malarkey to be had?
monkeyrama: Loooove this priest
MegaDosX: This explains their attack last turn
monkeyrama: it's so good
BrowneePoints: Do you remember, this the 2nd day of September?
TehAmelie: re. grandpa, i got an inheritance from him. very modest
Gaz_L: yeah, but they can Unearth it and do it again
HundreydAundre: Value gon' sideways
raven__ow: I just got 2 mindslavers in afr draft so now I have red black with two mindslavers
BrowneePoints: I'm so pumped to play with Disturb. Flashback on creatures is SICK
monkeyrama: Guess they don't have a creature in hand, otherwise they 100% grab the cat
MegaDosX: Dragon's Rage Channeler is a very strong creature
randomizedperson: hi DRC, hate seeing you in modern.
BrowneePoints: DRC is INSANE
Nukified: good card
Zblaster: darcy is a good lass
BrowneePoints: it's the Delver we have at home and it does a hell of a good impression
gnome_friend: !birb
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Huskey3737: they could attack with the lifelinker
MegaDosX: Fox though
frankscx: 'the card in our hand is also a bird' sounds like a code phrase to activate the Winter Soldier
snortablecola: Do you have a creature in graveyard already?
CAKHost: Should you ask your opponent if they are okay with you flashing the bird at them?
GredGredmansson: we have Instant, Creature, and Land for delirium
monkeyrama: Fox is pretty beefy
MegaDosX: 2/1 has menace
GredGredmansson: nullpriest has menace
Nukified: purpletually lifelink
monkeyrama: 2/1 has menace, too
128 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
M4RKNUTT: evening!
MegaDosX: Raiders!
internetFionna: 👋
monkeyrama: Hi Serge sergeHi
Gaz_L: hi Coffee Crew
gnome_friend: sergeHi
ExachixKitsune: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
monkeyrama: and raiders
CAKHost: O hai Serge!
SergeYager: oh hai
control_rig: Hi Coffee Crew!
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TehAmelie: nice binary number of you there
BrookJustBones: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
momma_tatts: sergePeek sergePeek sergePeek sergePeek sergePeek
Tandtroll_OG: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
greg1756: Welcome on in friends!
TheAinMAP: First try.
gnome_friend: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #5399: "'What's that smell?' 'Bad life choices.'" —Serge and Kathleen, as @Franky and Jessica [2018-10-15]
AtomicAlchemical: Ah, the Mean Bean Machines are here!
M4RKNUTT: 128? that's a 7 round mtg event!
M4RKNUTT: not bad, not bad
BrookJustBones: sergeCanal Canal chat is here sergeCanal
Gaz_L: "oh... hello, didn't see you there!"
gnome_friend: sergeCanal ?
GredGredmansson: Undone
MegaDosX: Undone
gnome_friend: !card canal
LRRbot: Did you mean: Spirebluff Canal; Canal Monitor; Canal Courier; Canal Dredger
Lord_Hosk: The coffee conosures, the Chair champions, the Serge supporters, the thanks Jo's!
monkeyrama: Found the nuke
gnome_friend: !card spirebluff canal
LRRbot: Spirebluff Canal | Land | Spirebluff Canal enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
control_rig: Nuke the fox :P
GredGredmansson: Control Win Condition in Red
Gaz_L: send Tails back to the Green Hill Zone
Nukified: 11 damage for 3, seems good
control_rig: *Ion Cannon Charging Sound*
BrowneePoints: So Graham, what do you think about the Midnight Hunt Showcase frames?
monkeyrama: RIP bird
M4RKNUTT: I mentioned to Serge that I watched the Commander Legend PPR and it is amazing. watching a theatre draft is ace.
MegaDosX: Bye birdie
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HowdyDowdy: Archfiend of Soros?
theblakdeth: French Bakery Timothee H'orton
snortablecola: Huh they used the massacre work animation for the archfiend
monkeyrama: Hard to say, that fox is a beefy lifegainer now
snortablecola: *wurm
gnome_friend: !findquote french
LRRbot: Quote #2447: "I am French!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
AshBurnem: !card Carnivorous Death-Parrot
LRRbot: Carnivorous Death-Parrot [1U] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
monkeyrama: Unearth is an ability, unfortunately
gnome_friend: Won't you share this jam with me?
GredGredmansson: @AshBurnem save a kill spell for this guy
TehAmelie: if Unearth is an ability, is Earth a skill?
code1300: Unearth give haste right
control_rig: They heal for 10 now
theblakdeth: Earth is a drone metal band
control_rig: Yiiiikes
gnome_friend: !card furnace whelp
LRRbot: Furnace Whelp [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [2/2] | Flying / {R}: Furnace Whelp gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
monkeyrama: V tense
GredGredmansson: counter shark, dodododododo
monkeyrama: oh my
Aura_Bearer: Why didn't you block the fox???
control_rig: You win!
KeytarCat: @theblakdeth Added to my list!
control_rig: \Exactsies!
ckupf: exactsies!
monkeyrama: Niiiiiice
control_rig: Niiiiice
MegaDosX: Wow
GredGredmansson: @Aura_Bearer this is why
monkeyrama: That's why we didn't block the fox
MegaDosX: Yeah, that's why :p
BrowneePoints: Cuz Magic rule #1: Make them have it
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CodeGrump: You have to play to your outs.
M4RKNUTT: Play to win. that be why.
xythrogar: block the fox, lose the shark, no exactsies
monkeyrama: loool
gnome_friend: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
shendaras: seabatBRAIN
gsyhiap: LUL
Drathak: seabatClap
Enmity777: I wouldn't have played that line, and would have probably lost
monkeyrama: LUL
Irradiated_Ice: LUL
control_rig: I mean... fair
couchboyj: Its playing to win vs playing to not lose
control_rig: He's not WRONG though
Gaz_L: he's consistent, he's anti-putting people down!
Mysticman89: we aren't human beings, we're banana craving imps
gsyhiap: Chat is a hive mind, we're fair game
monkeyrama: You should hear him talk about himself
gnome_friend: ook ook?
BrowneePoints: That's cuz Adam knows he can bully us, but we'd still have his back in a Back Alley Brawl Graham
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theblakdeth: ShamHarmonicon
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
MegaDosX: So Chromatic Sphere is also definitely there for Delirium
Ferisar: you bully?
monkeyrama: spoken like a true bully OpieOP
Gaz_L: i mean, that's what bullies say
BrowneePoints: Yea, Harmonic Prodigy is doing THINGS in Historic, Pioneer, AND Modern @LoadingReadyRun
TehAmelie: whoa, this game board is a city. i never imagined magic duels caused so much inconvenience for people on the ground
monkeyrama: Big Crabs
Aura_Bearer: I feel rewarded for assuming the risk of the cycle deck having a cycle in hand was too high
MegaDosX: !card charix
LRRbot: Charix, the Raging Isle [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Crab [0/17] | Spells your opponents cast that target Charix, the Raging Isle cost {2} more to cast. / {3}: Charix gets +X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.
Easilycrazyhat: Adam, how? XD
Nukified: turning baby crabs into big crabs is run
monkeyrama: Man's focused on the cards, not the crab
Nukified: fun, even
gnome_friend: "I like making surprise crabs"- Adam Savidan
mulligan2six: Oops all crabs!
gsyhiap: Suddenly, crabs!
tendrilsoftragedy: if you play a turtle on top of the crab you prove flat earthers correct.
internetFionna: it scuttletide carcinizing the cards you discard?
internetFionna: *is
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Dandinstorm12: that's a few months, when did that happen
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BrowneePoints: Plankton voice: Are you Surprised now Mr. Krabs!?
Nukified: at least they don't mill
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Ferisar: the board is lore
wearethejoe: @ponbern thanks abunch for the gift awesome to hear Graham say my name when I'm working.
Gaz_L: oh hey, Adam, what're Drizzt's swords called again?
monkeyrama: That is any of Adam's playthroughs in a nutshell LUL
BrowneePoints: A Moistened Mastiff
TehAmelie: Adam stands for Sohrtrov, the opposite of Vorthos
codatski: Adam plays ARPGs, he clearly isn't here for the story
Dandinstorm12: sir, I tire of your weird dog, please remove it
Mangledpixel: boop
Dandinstorm12: now you have a shark
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theblakdeth: Twinkle and Twankle
monkeyrama: lol
Dandinstorm12: you've got me there Graham
samu_btdp1985: what deck we playing
gnome_friend: What does the "a' stand for in that?
AtomicAlchemical: shots fired
AveryCorvus: Yeah well video game stories think you're great
M4RKNUTT: Adam duhh.
monkeyrama: A lot of them are doodoo
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DeathWarrior555: Hey, I just got born.
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Dandinstorm12: smash
samu_btdp1985: jump start?
keyforgealchemist: I hate button smashing... prefer story
djalternative: chuck the land
MegaDosX: Could pitch the land?
internetFionna: @samu_btdp1985 delirium + counter/bounces
MegaDosX: If you really want Delirium
ZachtlyAsIntended: turn the mountain into a crab
gnome_friend: You got pretty into the Persona 5 story
BrowneePoints: Okay you SAY that, but Spider-Man made me cry REAL hard
tendrilsoftragedy: ditch a land to make a crab
Luca0483: discard mountain
monkeyrama: Adam was into Ryuji, not the P5 story OpieOP
Wonderdoc: Mountaincrabs
Gaz_L: i'd say something about pro-wrestling stories, but i realise those being stupid is a feature not a bug for Adam LUL
Wonderdoc: Because it turns mountains into crabs
Mangledpixel: c r a b
tendrilsoftragedy: make Adam a Crab
mulligan2six: Adam is itching for crabs
PlzBeNiceToYaz: mountain crabs, the most deadly kind
monkeyrama: BibleThump
satyropodobny: Adam sounds like a Disney villain today. Peculiar.
BrowneePoints: that has reach!?
monkeyrama: Hey now
MegaDosX: Hateful!
gsyhiap: feliciaBoom
gamercat88: rude op
Gaz_L: ah ha we can tap down their shaman that wasn't ever attacking
RockPusher: benginFingers RPGFireball RPGFireball foxmarFIRE
Mangledpixel: I see two more crabs in hand
frankscx: 'graham, all human actions are ultimately futile. attack with the dang crab'
Nukified: that was a turn of sorts
MegaDosX: Next turn they slam Ulamog somehow
Mangledpixel: or is it only with lands?
monkeyrama: any card
BrowneePoints: What are you gonna do, Crab me?
gnome_friend: OnlyLands
AveryCorvus: Hey check out my OnlyLands
Drathak: Pack rat but worse and with crabs
aitsu100: Crab'em out
monkeyrama: Our crab NotLikeThis
constablecrab: pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod
GredGredmansson: how dare
MegaDosX: Doubles wizards
Mangledpixel: there we go, deck full o' crabs
MegaDosX: Harmonic Prodigy is a whole thing
Ad_Vurt: Three crabs!
ThermobaricKitten: now we have 3 crabs
constablecrab: All things become crab
MegaDosX: Opponent misread the card I suspect
satyropodobny: prepare for trouble
RAZRBCK08: yea the prodigy is gross
Dandinstorm12: So Graham, Adam, if you were forced to play a 2v2 hockey challenge and you got to pick between Jaromir Jagr and Joe Thornton, knowing the the other person got the player you didn't pick, who would you take?
internetFionna: crab crab crab crab
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crab crab CRAB CRAB
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
monkeyrama: What a nice 1/4 we just drew
constablecrab: pennyCrabgod
RakdosDragon88: hey guys love the content any news on the innistrad PPR
gnome_friend: !findquote crab
LRRbot: Quote #2436: "There we go! Crab laundry!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
internetFionna: carcinize your deck graham
BrowneePoints: Wait, did they make this enchantment JUST for james? @LoadingReadyRun
frankscx: The Prodigy are fine. Voodoo People, Poison etc
MegaDosX: Is it worth playing the land and pitching Grasp for a crab?
monkeyrama: 1/4 with flash, no less
M4RKNUTT: May I interest you in.. crab?
Mangledpixel: crab crab crab crab everyone else in the fishery: crab crab crab crab
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Aura_Bearer: Does Adam at least like eating crabs?
monkeyrama: 🦀
PlzBeNiceToYaz: shoulda crabbed it
keyforgealchemist: Adam, which big dumb werewolf are you looking for in Midnight Hunt?
Gaz_L: Serge sees this enchantment and a single tear rolls down his cheek at all the wasted land
Mangledpixel: you know what 2 damage doesn't kill? a crab
monkeyrama: lol
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crab crab crab
gnome_friend: Serge is the premier Crab player of the format, right?
BrowneePoints: *Crab Rave intensifies*
monkeyrama: These crabs are a nice big wall
snortablecola: Carb
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internetFionna: graham's deck is the crabs and the opponent's deck is the old bay tin
Nukified: crab army is quite the defense
Dandinstorm12: double ponder
RockPusher: C'mon OP, submit to the unrelenting power of CRAB
Gaz_L: y'know what's good? Ponder
Joalni: !card etherial grasp
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PlzBeNiceToYaz: or a killer crab
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Gaz_L: y'know what's twice as good?
Dandinstorm12: where are our flyers?
ThermobaricKitten: Now I want to make a historic deck with this enchantment and High alert...
Mangledpixel: !findquote crab
LRRbot: Quote #5576: "Crab blew up." —MineCraft [2018-12-11]
kumatsu: whomst'd've
monkeyrama: James, probably NotLikeThis
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
ravenlord_xix: Let's ponder who allowed it
Gaz_L: Get Glenn MagicTheGathering on the phone
Joalni: !card ethereal grasp
LRRbot: Ethereal Grasp [2U] | Instant | Tap target creature. That creature perpetually gains "This creature doesn't untap during your untap step" and "{8}: Untap this creature."
ArdCollider: someone crabwalled me the other night but I had Taunting Arbormage.
RockPusher: Draw two crabs!
aitsu100: ooo draw 2 crabs
PlzBeNiceToYaz: draw two crabs
Dandinstorm12: uh oh
Gaz_L: quick, shuffle that one pack from the CrackAPack into the deck
monkeyrama: Oh no, that triggers twice
mulligan2six: That is their way to kill
constablecrab: This is Magic the Crabbening
satyropodobny: that will kill ya
narset6691: he might rattle through your crabs! u cant let them do that!
Dandinstorm12: Battle Rattle Goblin Shaman boom boom boom
raulghoulia: all in on crabs
PlzBeNiceToYaz: you dont have enough crab energy atm
Mangledpixel: toque rabs
flapjacksofwar: So many craaaaaaabbssssss
narset6691: but your crabs! they dont deserve to die!
Gaz_L: mono-crabs, as Richard Garfield intended
monkeyrama: well damn
Dandinstorm12: woof
frankscx: inside every person there are two crabs
GredGredmansson: you MONSTER
aitsu100: booooo
MegaDosX: This has the same energy as Day9 calling lands "combo pieces" in his Tibalt's Trickery deck the other day
RockPusher: Nooooo! Crabbies!
Dandinstorm12: op has out played us
Nukified: lol
gsyhiap: bah humbug
Diabore: back to the lab again
MegaDosX: Yeah opponent's on the Undone packet as well
monkeyrama: I mean, at least we know we couldn't counter that shaman OpieOP
mulligan2six: Counter 2 target crab creations
PlzBeNiceToYaz: they have anto crab tech!
MegaDosX: Spellcasting Undone I'd assume
constablecrab: So anyway, I started crabbin'
theblakdeth: Big Ouphe
Mangledpixel: make a crab, in a sad way
monkeyrama: 6 power flier 😬
Gaz_L: snipsnip
couchboyj: It's a fabulous, crabulous day!
Henshini: Graham "I still have crabs" Stark
Dandinstorm12: take 7
PlzBeNiceToYaz: in the game of crabs, you win or you die
MegaDosX: Lifegain, that's illegal
Gaz_L: we got them now, they're topdecking
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MadWolf1290: oooh, malarkey? hazah!
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Dandinstorm12: hey a 3/3 with flying
monkeyrama: 3/3 flier 👀
aitsu100: Darcy
Dandinstorm12: that's no crab
mulligan2six: Better than crab
MegaDosX: Yes it can
Gaz_L: it has to attack
frozenphoenix7: It can block this turn.
MegaDosX: But if you don't then yeah it only knows punch
BusTed: but what if crab?
theblakdeth: nise Skesis impression, Graham
Gaz_L: it's not a cost
Dandinstorm12: yeah that card is great
MegaDosX: You don't have to discard if you're hellbent, yeah
PlzBeNiceToYaz: judge they outplayed me
mulligan2six: Judge, my opponent exploited the rules in their favour!
constablecrab: lrrJUDGE
SergeYager: I’ll allow it :(
gnome_friend: @SergeYager What are your thoughts on Scuttletide?
M4RKNUTT: but why serge... whyyy
Dandinstorm12: man our op is going to be so vexed
Luca0483: Oh, look, a crab
RockPusher: Wait wait wait… a gull, in a crab deck‽
monkeyrama: ooooh nooo
Dandinstorm12: or trigger prowess
gnome_friend: Don't bolt our bird
Dandinstorm12: GG
dantedad222: GG
Dandinstorm12: we did it
monkeyrama: oh thank god
MegaDosX: OK that slows the bleeding a bit
GredGredmansson: freshwatercrab
Dandinstorm12: man
MegaDosX: That's a problem though :p
BusTed: aw beans
Dandinstorm12: op saw the line
monkeyrama: lrrJUDGECALL
PlzBeNiceToYaz: top deck crab is no bueno
RockPusher: That gull has vexed us!
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
MegaDosX: Why don't crabs have reach? Unplayable
aitsu100: welp both teams crab'd hard
gsyhiap: mrgregCrabL mrgregCrabl mrgregCrabR
BrowneePoints: Spider-Crab pointing at Spider-Crab @LoadingReadyRun
Luca0483: Ah, crab's worst enemy: bird
codatski: There was time now!
Countjondi: This gull is rather Vexing
monkeyrama: lol Adam
BusTed: Maybe if they were spider crabs.
gnome_friend strikes crab with lightning
MegaDosX: None of it matters!
RockPusher: Crabzilla!
GredGredmansson: !card Flavor Judge
LRRbot: Flavor Judge [1W] | Creature — Bird Advisor [2/2] | {T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability.
Gaz_L: this is why Hama Pashar is also a 'kill on sight' in AFR Standard
ravenlord_xix: Alaskan King crab
kumatsu: 4 booty? These are CHONKY crabs
BrowneePoints: Are they Crabs with...Big...Meaty...Claws?
Ferisar: the judge of flavor town
M4RKNUTT: How horrifying would it be to see a crab that could GRAB BIRDS OUTTA THE SKY
keyforgealchemist: flavor judge: crabs are delicious
Ferisar: here to help
Easilycrazyhat: You ever been to an STD clinic for giants? Yeah...
Gaz_L: double triggers in a theme deck is always scary
M4RKNUTT: see ya in a mo
BusTed: pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod
Dandinstorm12: Adam, didn't you just say you don't pay attention to flavor
RockPusher: Alrighty, after hilarious crabnanigans, back to work :D
opal_moth: crab rave
Aura_Bearer: Look, if Kozilek can't have Reach
Aura_Bearer: Then your crab can't either
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crablerium
gnome_friend: !findquote carcinization
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
onarampage: The one time I've had crab right from the ocean (San Fransisco) it was merely alright.
CAKHost: !findquote crab
LRRbot: Quote #5576: "Crab blew up." —MineCraft [2018-12-11]
Moist__Owlette: Do I need to reinstall Arena? I'm just getting "Network Error" every time I try to queue, thought the servers were down lol
lirazel64: Crabs that eat birds instead of ... gunk may taste better?
TehAmelie: i want a crab that's been fed kobe beef its whole life
TehAmelie: just for decadence
codatski: @lirazel64 depends on what those birds ate I suppose
RockPusher: ♫ I want a crab that gets up early (up early) ♫
gnome_friend: !card hard evidence
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
gnome_friend: Crab detective
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always helpful.
internetFionna: i wish i could post the old bay emoji i have on discord in here
BusTed: mmm old bay
internetFionna: is that what i hope it is
BusTed: I am also a Tony Chachere's advocate.
internetFionna: IT IS
internetFionna: thank you @gnome_friend
monkeyrama: Hello
Dandinstorm12: welcome back Graham
monkeyrama: Oh nice hand
internetFionna: hi graham, welcome back
internetFionna: look at all those crabs
frozenphoenix7: Seems dece
Gaz_L: these crabs have some odd flavour text
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PlzBeNiceToYaz: crab into DRC
theblakdeth: DRC is such a bomb
gnome_friend: Ah yes, the Democratic Republic of the Congo
BrowneePoints: that's DRoC
Gaz_L: Innistrad represent
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monkeyrama: that's a good doggo
electra310: He's a good dog, bront
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT
BrowneePoints: bin the doggo
MadWolf1290: we always like the dog
internetFionna: get a load of that dog
Huskey3737: doggo digs for more crabs
vargasbball3: hello
frozenphoenix7: I mean, we like the dog, but I wouldn't draw it
BrowneePoints: The doggo is a wash here *rimshot*
gsyhiap: lrrSPOT
Gaz_L: hey it's that dog
PlzBeNiceToYaz: dog needs a nap
vargasbball3: nice
monkeyrama: lol
Easilycrazyhat: It's in the distance?
ThermobaricKitten: but is dog better than island?
northos: modal background is misaligned I guess :P
Dandinstorm12: Graham, avoid the question
salatfresse: Its blurry because of the tears in our eyes ...
gsyhiap: It's ghostly?
gnome_friend: Can we pet the dog?
gsyhiap: lrrSPOOPY
monkeyrama: HArd to see when you're dead
frozenphoenix7: Hey I said I wouldn't draw it <_<
electra310: Graham just killed the good doggo
monkeyrama: We're sorry you're back too, Adam Kappa
internetFionna: we're on the internet, graham, we get distracted by dogs
KaleidoscopeMind: yet
Gadora: Dog got into the bin? Dangit, now there's trash everywhere.
vargasbball3: the dog just played dead
kumatsu: Where's Omnath? lrrADAM
NickPenrhyn: Always be Crabbin'
gsyhiap: Where are the crabs?
alikaoz: G flushed the dog
BrowneePoints: I'm about to call Adam Mr Krabs
PlzBeNiceToYaz: wheres the crab
ZachtlyAsIntended: I didn't come to this buffet to NOT get crab
wulfram77: This is jumpstart?
monkeyrama: Yes
kumatsu: @BrowneePoints Can you feel it, Mr Savidan?
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Joalni: Neat, Twitch crashes after showing ads, then shows some extra ads after reloading. Fine engineering work there, folks.
ThermobaricKitten: bouncetime?
PlzBeNiceToYaz: a crab would've been fine
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monkeyrama: Graham
BrowneePoints: booooo
Dandinstorm12: one hell of a mongrel
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BrowneePoints: A MongrHell if you will
gsyhiap: @Joalni Have fewer ads lrrHEART
PlzBeNiceToYaz: not sure about this non-crab strat
Martony101: Hiya Graham! Hello chat!
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Martony101
Martony101: pseudo36Love
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
monkeyrama: benginHi
Joalni: Thank you, @gsyhiap lrrHEART I don't mind ad breaks and such, but Twitch can be so frustrating to watch sometimes.
Electrodyne: A cREACHure
monkeyrama: What can we cascade into with this marauder?
frozenphoenix7: It'll still kill it, as Unholy Heat is busted
Dandinstorm12: nice
ThermobaricKitten: honestly even if it didnt kill it, I would trade foe 3 cards
mulligan2six: Free shuffle?
monkeyrama: Sol ring Kappa
PlzBeNiceToYaz: uh oh hotdog
wulfram77: And DRC which is 1 mana for some reason
Squigel: one with nothing Kappa
Ferisar: oh no it's dick chainer himself
Ferisar: that sounds bad
gnome_friend: Does someone need hopsital?
Ferisar: ignore that
obijam_: ch-ch-ch-chainer~
AshBurnem: !card Chainer, nightmare
LRRbot: Chainer, Nightmare Adept [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [3/2] | Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn. / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Wonderdoc: The arena music makes it sound like there is a mosquito in my room and I hate it
Dandinstorm12: hold up chainer?
Shigamori: the zealot looks like a crab, kinda
Gaz_L: make the deal!
monkeyrama: lolol
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
gsyhiap: D'oh!
AtomicAlchemical: Get a 3/1 and shuffle
mulligan2six: Flashy
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Kazuraba Kouta in Smash, you cowards!
Gravity57: Hello! did anyone have issues w/ the MTGA patch today? when i queue up, i get "network error. unable to join queue. please try again later." is there a fix for this?
PlzBeNiceToYaz: that marauder could've been a crab
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Gaz_L: sadness on the stack
mulligan2six: Boourns
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOPY
GredGredmansson: tomBoo
obijam_: is he saying Boo or Boourns?
Lord_Hosk: boo
monkeyrama: which mage NotLikeThis
GredGredmansson: this isn't Hearthstone
BrowneePoints: Boo that Min!(ion)
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HydraWiggins: some kind of human minion
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Izandai: Despicable Me was a good movie.
TehAmelie: it was
LurkerSpine: Despicable Me was an enjoyable film
GredGredmansson: I've only seen the first DM and I liked it
BrowneePoints: The 1st one is a very good movie, the 2nd one is still pretty good, 3 is oof
monkeyrama: The minions took over and uh.... they probably shouldn't have LUL
Gaz_L: basically like what how Disney thought the Porgs would
mehnotaur: My wife owns them all...
Vampyre_Lord: even the minions were cool. it was the wine mom memes that ruined them
Xafty: yeah Despicable Me is worth watching even if the minions are a blight to the world
wulfram77: Do you think Chainer will be in the Minions secret lair?
Squigel: which member of lrr would you assign the creature type minion?
gnome_friend: The Pjorgs?
Wonderdoc: So is Chainer related to Kevin?
ThermobaricKitten: Despicable me was pretty good but mostly because the minions were only really in in for small chunks
monkeyrama: seabatPjorg
Juliamon: The first movie had like zero merchandising, they definitely didn't expect the Minions to take over but embraced it when it happened
HydraWiggins: barely concealing puffins
onarampage: op is popping off
gnome_friend: @Squigel Beej has been Paul's minion in several CHs
Lord_Hosk: The Porgs were there to cover up the puffins they couldnt take off the set
TheTruePhantomAngel: The Minions movie could have been good, if it actually hadn't focused on the the minions, and been a Gru origin story.
monkeyrama: Gamers
TehAmelie: so nice when there was just enough Minions for them to make the movie adorable
dougma: Despicable Me was a good watch, and Despicable Me II was also better than I expected. The minions can die in a trash fire.
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GredGredmansson: peck your beak
AtomicAlchemical: Just like in the lore!
PlzBeNiceToYaz: its no crab, but it'll do
Dandinstorm12: ca-caw
electric_claire: Did you know that minions canonically seek out the most evil person in the world to serve and so they have most likely served Stalin at some point
MrTheWalrus: Seagulls are serious business
alikaoz: I believe that's what Chainer's Torment is all about
monkeyrama: Sick land
Gaz_L: strictly better land
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crab stocks going through the roof
onarampage: The list of birds I would not want to fight does have seagull in the top 5
Lord_Hosk: electric_claire you assume there was no one more evil than stalin at that time.
ZachtlyAsIntended: oof...apparently no Destiny 2 for me. I can't get my old licenses/characters from Blizz anymore.
BusTed: pennyCrabgod tqsStonks
monkeyrama: Please no land for them
gnome_friend: Evil isn't inherent to a person, but to an action
Gaz_L: Crabs: Better or worse than turtles?
monkeyrama: or... I guess that means they get gas instead januar1Think
electric_claire: @Lord_Hosk correction: they either served Stalin or somebody even worse
TheTruePhantomAngel: Like the Despicable Me world of villainy is actually intriguing..they focused on the wrong aspect.
gnome_friend: So I guess they would follow whomever is doing the most evil at the moment?
Squigel: dead to a land :(
Kadenus: dead to a land too
gnome_friend: And evil is often done by entire systems rather than individuals
PlzBeNiceToYaz: you mean the crab
gnome_friend: So that makes it even trickier
mulligan2six: That's just a crab!
monkeyrama: That land harbors a future crab
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internetFionna: they also spent a long time stuck in a cave, apparently, to Avoid These Questions
GredGredmansson: unless they get a land
monkeyrama: so we're really hoping they don't get a land
constablecrab: A crab in the hand is worth... a crab on the board, it turns out.
Lord_Hosk: I have a interesting widely known fact about LordChrusher... they are in fact a wonderful human being. And thats your Chrusher fact for the day.
Martony101: No land one time
Juliamon: I ignore the Minions retcon, the first movie implied Gru/Nefario created them (there's blueprints on a wall) (yes I've overanalyzed every damn frame of that movie)
PlzBeNiceToYaz: sharks, the crabs of the sea
electric_claire: @gnome_friend Presumably the minions prefer dictators since they are a person that represents a system
monkeyrama: oh lord
BusTed: Phew.
Martony101: lsvFine
ExplodingLabs: wait what is mh2 in mtga?
GredGredmansson: that has reach
monkeyrama: their removal is gone, hopefully
gsyhiap: 🤞
Xaunaught: What format are we playing today gamers?
monkeyrama: Jumpstart
Gaz_L: @ExplodingLabs Jumpstart Historic has stuff from MH1 and 2
GredGredmansson: something that doesn't help
ExplodingLabs: o
LurkerSpine: wait, is shark for creatures?
PlzBeNiceToYaz: hold out for crab
ardenGnome: and artifacts
Lord_Hosk: Juliamon Gru created Minion replicants to serve him because he was no longer evil enough for the real minions to serve him.
monkeyrama: Well alrighty then
mulligan2six: Shame concede
BusTed: lrrGOAT
PlzBeNiceToYaz: the mere THREAT of crab was enough
Dog_of_Myth: Shame scoop
gsyhiap: niiice lrrSCOOP
Dandinstorm12: gottem
MegaDosX: We take those!
anbuagent12: We found the line.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: turns out this way was good for us too
oatway: shame scoop still counts
monkeyrama: Ooooooze
MegaDosX: Storm ooze!
MadWolf1290: noooooo>
BusTed: "I don't know"
Dandinstorm12: storm ooooooze
monkeyrama: That has storm????
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quatoria: shame scoop, most rewarding of all victories
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Gaz_L: Stooze
oatway: it's raining ooze, hallelujah
wulfram77: Stoooze
onarampage: i duuno
DJayHGaming: nice
ninja_theory_ashrams: never underestimate OP's ability to scoop
constablecrab: Don't encourage the children!
BusTed: "Water"
constablecrab: I'm in the Southern US and I watched that show religiously.
ElektroTal: fred penner's place was good
BusTed: Yes.
ArdCollider: I usually had to tap out when the Barth segments were on
BusTed: So much mouth harp.
Gaz_L: SLIVERS
GredGredmansson: Serra or Sliver?
monkeyrama: serra's 👀
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crab gone but not crab forgotten
GredGredmansson: SERRA
electra310: Serra's Realm is v good
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: sliver
Kadenus: sliver hive is so bad :(
MegaDosX: Serra's Realm is pretty hype
Gaz_L: Serra
KeytarCat: Aight, time to get food before class
mulligan2six: Slivers are kinda like crabs
Martony101: SLIVERS
bytecaster: But what if ....
monkeyrama: serra's is so good
LordSaphni: Serra
GredGredmansson: Serra has a 7 mana win the game card
KeytarCat: see y'all! AsexualPride
Athelgar: Sliver1 Sliver!
Dandinstorm12: huuuumans
Martony101: :(
electra310: Monowhite Serra!
ThermobaricKitten: Modular is pretty bad
GredGredmansson: Serra vamps, why not
onarampage: mono white
Martony101: Humans
ElektroTal: humans means no mana problems
GapFiller: cheer100 El Capitano: Thats One Sneaky Kid!
Dandinstorm12: mono white
MegaDosX: Modular's kinda eh
ya_boi_choco: modular stinks out loud
QmonsterGames: I dunno. Humans are super evil irl, and in lore :/
Lord_Hosk: Im sure you cant do that on television must be full of terrible stereo types and tropes. Lets just let it live in our childlike memories as something fun and pure.
Gaz_L: Angels are just humans with extra bits
oatway: just matched up Sarkhan Kiora
PlzBeNiceToYaz: there's barely any crab in this deck
TheTruePhantomAngel: I played the Serra/Vampire combination much better than I thought it was going to go!
MegaDosX: Hand's OK!
monkeyrama: Sick
Kadenus: i got both of the counters half decks, it was sweet
GredGredmansson: oh hey, tiny angel
ElektroTal: fred penner didn't much look like my dad, to be honest
Gaz_L: smol angel
TehAmelie: like the Bad Place transformers scent deodorant?
electra310: Tiny, but vigilant!
Gaz_L: it her!
MegaDosX: Oh no, a legitimately good card that this deck probably can't deal with >_>
TehAmelie: "how" do i smell loud and confusing?
GapFiller: just gimag searched Fred Penner and yeh seeing the resemblance
monkeyrama: Baby serra
BrowneePoints: Gastro-Esophageal Reflux Disease
MegaDosX: In the Machine
GapFiller: !uptime
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Gaz_L: she makes Serra Angels!
GredGredmansson: speaking of which has anyone seen the homeless Serra Angel revealed today?
monkeyrama: Oh dang, this seed doesn't have the emissary? That card is like an auto win
Lord_Hosk: I loved Fred Penner because he crawled through a log and escaped the world to a quiet place where he could be himself and I wanted to be able to do that. and now I can... Twitch chat is my log
Joalni: !card serra the ben
LRRbot: Serra the Benevolent [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Serra [4] | [+2]: Creatures you control with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn. / [−3]: Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead."
ThermobaricKitten: I never quite understood the Serra planeswalker card. She died before the mending so should be like 80 mana
ElektroTal: exactly, Hosk. that Log was everything
Gaz_L: at least you could pay for Esper Sentinel
BloodnBullets: could gird and pay the tax
Kadenus: could make your angel a 3/3 on their turn
monkeyrama: 2/3 that becomes a 2/5 on block
Dandinstorm12: nice
BloodnBullets: ah
MegaDosX: Either option works
GredGredmansson: can still pay the tax
satyropodobny: mill them out with esper sentinel
BloodnBullets: enchantment is giving lifelink
monkeyrama: they gain nothing by killing the enchant
Squigel: destroy enchantment makes them have 1 less life
GredGredmansson: it looses lifelink, that's relevant
narset6691: destroy the enchant, no lifelink!
monkeyrama: 4 mana serra angel 👀
Martony101: I like substainer first
ThermobaricKitten: 4 mana 4/4 is solid anyway
internetFionna: oh btw did y'all hear ABBA's back
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ArkhamArchivist: ABBAck
internetFionna: asrghodjbg
Gaz_L: Hologram form
oatway: where did abba go?
monkeyrama: Oh lord
BrowneePoints: Yep releasing a new Album
internetFionna: ABBA's back in hologram + a new album form
GredGredmansson: are they making a 3rd Mama Mia movie?
Squigel: you could + and threaten to ult
lirazel64: @monkeyrama Sewden?
internetFionna: the two tracks off the album are like. true to form? it sounds good! i'm excited!
GapFiller: but are they back in Pog form too?
Joalni: Yes! ABBA for Eurovision 2022 (I hope).
gnome_friend: !findquote pog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !findquote poggifers
LRRbot: Quote #7047: "Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual." —Serge [2020-07-11]
ElektroTal: Adam, i was drinking passionfruit-orange-guava juice this morning and all i could hear was your voice saying 'are you a POG champ now?'
MrMontythePogostick: I ran into a man in a bar this evening who owned 32 pairs of vans. meaning at least he had 64 individual vens
monkeyrama: 5/5 with gird
monkeyrama: seabatPjorg
mulligan2six: Don't make it weird
PlzBeNiceToYaz: gimme the gird baybee
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Dandinstorm12: all Adam wants to do is gird
Gaz_L: the glassket!
MegaDosX: Removal?!?
monkeyrama: lol, what a bully
AshBurnem: Gastro-Esophageal Reflux Disease?
BrowneePoints: All this GERD, y'all need some antacids @LoadingReadyRun
Dandinstorm12: rip that 2/1
PanzerMancer: anyone else getting an error when you try to play ranked?
Gaz_L: @PanzerMancer there was a patch today, if you're playing on mobile check to make sure app is up to date?
gamercat88: broom zoom vroom
gnome_friend: sergeCanal
PanzerMancer: it's not working for me on pc or mobile
QmonsterGames: I haven't played MTG since probably last I hung out in Victoria... I lost all my best cards in the move captshackPalm
gnome_friend: If only that land could be a crab
monkeyrama: That trainer is nuts
MegaDosX: Bird titan!
GredGredmansson: who wants infinite flyers?
Gaz_L: what's the white equivalent to a crab?
gnome_friend: @Gaz_L an ox?
Squigel: it's basically grave titan
Dandinstorm12: but the pegasi fly
ThermobaricKitten: I have lost so many games to the stupid pegusi
Dandinstorm12: pegasuses
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
monkeyrama: Serra betrayed us NotLikeThis
mulligan2six: They saw the line
MegaDosX: You gave them a rough choice there
GredGredmansson: sure
gsyhiap: Well ok then
Dandinstorm12: gottem
PlzBeNiceToYaz: crabulous
monkeyrama: they were topdecking 🤷
GredGredmansson: they saw several lines
Xaunaught: I have found a lot of people just FF in FS early on
PlzBeNiceToYaz: the crab will never leave my heart
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
tsinclairblack: jumpstart incentives early scoops
MegaDosX: Maybe Jumpstart 2022?
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrSCOOP hrpgHype
shendaras: Opened up my eyes
LidofLoathing: time for crab
MegaDosX: We know there's an Eldrazi packet in next year's Jumpstart set
Shigamori: crab and crab card accessories
A_Dub888: !findquote frog
LRRbot: Quote #3736: "Can you rub some frog on your pants to fix them?" —Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
gnome_friend: !findquote chromeshell
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
blip2004: Taste like crab, talk like people
ZealousCrow: everything about that avatar is great
gnome_friend morphs in chromesheel crab
Dandinstorm12: it's back bayyyybe
glitched_goddess: Isn’t there a blue card that turns into a crab? Seems like there should be
monkeyrama: The frog is very important
MegaDosX: Also that apparently got fixed in today's update
NicotineRobot: Yo I can be your idiot.
Dandinstorm12: that's a good idiot
RayFK: Chat why aren't you speaking up? They asked for you.
MegaDosX: Previously it was always a 0/0 when it flipped and just died, but it should work now
vargasbball3: thats a good card
GredGredmansson: innerstard.
dkosa: the STI Deck, crabs and burn spells
gnome_friend: Okay, why are small creatures call "dorks" or "idiots"
monkeyrama: Idiot tribal PogChamp
Joalni: @rayfk Adam wouldn't let us anyway.
codatski: @rayfk You are in chat too my friend
monkeyrama: looooool
GredGredmansson: "dorks" specifically tap for mana
Gaz_L: squirrels or elves, place yer bets
vargasbball3: elf deck
MegaDosX: Elves I bet
chaostreader: Has there been a button that says idiot tribal yet?
GredGredmansson: Elves is the Freyalise deck
MegaDosX: That's eight mana on turn 4 if they have a land
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Jesus now" Savidan
MegaDosX: WOW
monkeyrama: Noooooooooooo
Dandinstorm12: Scoooop
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
gnome_friend: Does Jesus care about Magic: the Gathering games?
internetFionna: BIG OUPHE
NickPenrhyn: uh oh
BloodnBullets: ooof
BusTed: I see.
gsyhiap: F
MegaDosX: Possibly the worst possible card they could play
Gaz_L: in response we cry
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
vargasbball3: bye bye
monkeyrama: That'll do it
thegiftedgrifter: ggs
LarkSachrosis: vargDong vargSad
oatway: that is a 4/5 oof
darkspiredragon: Ouch...
Dandinstorm12: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrHEART lrrSCOOP
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Dog_of_Myth: Sadness is on the stack
the_canuck_mystic: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
MegaDosX: Also I love that it uses the Massacre Wurm animation
glitched_goddess: Welp
theblakdeth: msns tithe woulda been great there
GredGredmansson: hey, now we can give our contender lifelink even if it doesn't have a counter
Nukified: oof
internetFionna: lifelink(lifelink)
monkeyrama: Super lifelink, tho
circusofkirkus: the 2nd lifelink cancels out the first
code1300: I think most people would conceded
QmonsterGames: it comes with ice cream
MegaDosX: Imagine if keywords stacked and had special effects if you had two of them
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ThermobaricKitten: It used to work, back before it was a keyword
BrowneePoints: Gotta give a lifelinker Armadillo Cloak cuz they stack :3 @LoadingReadyRun
Dandinstorm12: Absolutely nothing, which is what I'm about to make you
Xaunaught: Spicelink is defs a thing in Dune right
mehnotaur: In EDH you can technically get double liflink.
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GredGredmansson: same reason Ajani meows
Dandinstorm12: it wants to be a real boy
gnome_friend: "Normal DOg"
MegaDosX: It's a skeleton dog. Arena's not picky about how it does sound effects :p
randombillfolds: liveslink?
Squigel: arena thinks all dogs bark
NicotineRobot: Don't be fleshist, Graham.
Faulpyr: Interesting question. No more questions
electra310: He is the ghost of that Floodhound
PerplexedPensive: Graham stop gatekeeping dogs pls Kappa
10of9: Let the Spicelink flow... @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePoints: Obviously it should enter with a "Nyeh!"
dkosa: spice link sounds like a cooking monthly box
the_canuck_mystic: What kind of dog should it bark like?
monkeyrama: sustainer can block the big flier, too
Gaz_L: look all we need to do is draw Serra's Emmisary
wulfram77: I remember when Gilded Goose screamed like an eagle
gnome_friend: Welcome to the BONE zone!
Shigamori: real life HUMAN dog?
BusTed: a normal human dog
kakmize: human dog?
the_canuck_mystic: " real life human dog"
GredGredmansson: "normal, real life human dog"
subspacenova: A human dog?
monkeyrama: 3.... human heads
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Human Dog" Savidan
gsyhiap: "Yo dawg, I heard you like lifelink." "So...?" "So you get lifelink."
ravenlord_xix: Human Dog Adam?
ThermobaricKitten: three, human heads
MegaDosX: It's a dog as crafted by HR Giger
ArkhamArchivist: Skeleton Dog Giraffe
LurkerSpine: human dog
Svendryn: except this dog has human skull heads and not canine heads
TehAmelie: everyone and everything has skeletons
NicotineRobot: Necks*
BrowneePoints: longer necc means more pets
frankscx: SpiceLink is disrupting the delivery model on Arrakis
anbuagent12: What about the human heads?
LurkerSpine: No, that actually is a human dog
LurkerSpine: look at the skull
oatway: thicc necc
monkeyrama: Oh, we can do that OpieOP
Aura_Bearer: Sis he say human dog?
Easilycrazyhat: "Ed...ward..."
monkeyrama: We can ignore the trog
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satyropodobny: a boy a boy a boy is his dog
ZealousCrow: some dogs are just longbois. Like a borzoi
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Drathak: seabatClap seabatClap I like magic
ravenlord_xix: It's never what Adam is saying, it's what Adam is meaning
mulligan2six: Ook Ook!
Gaz_L: cero miedo
GredGredmansson: Elfbear
RayFK: Adam that's how speech works.
monkeyrama: loool
gnome_friend: Vote Lizard! Vote Kathleen!
PlzBeNiceToYaz: severe lack of crabs
MegaDosX: Opponent has the sick value train going right now
GredGredmansson: They resemble other skeletons
circusofkirkus: now it's 3 dogs
Athelgar: how are you liking the arena only mechanics?
gnome_friend: Adam tells "his story"
Squigel: who do those skeletons resemble?
Gaz_L: again, we just draw Serra's Emmisary and name creatures
mulligan2six: That dog turned into three dead people!
Aura_Bearer: Adam dislikes silence?
NicotineRobot: It was always 3 men in a dog suit!
Dandinstorm12: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap dogs
Shigamori: oh shit, it was a human dog
ArkhamArchivist: Inside every dog are Three Warriors
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LordSaphni: three skeleton warriors who wont get off the Escalator
BusTed: Adam Savidan, Skeleton Warrior
wulfram77: Is the opponent playing the Yawgmoth deck?
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shendaras: Where's your settle?
glitched_goddess: That dog was just three skeletons in a trench coat
vargasbball3: they have yawgmoth
RAZRBCK08: I just won off the back of that card it's gross
GredGredmansson: cmon, get that 7 mana win the game card
gsyhiap: Hope you wrote a will.
BusTed: Adam will remember this.
Squigel: op has 11 mana with 4 lands
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Call mom I'm scared" Savidan
Mysticman89: rip telltale games
Angreed66: the protection creature off the toppls
glitched_goddess: Just top deck Armageddon gg
Mangledpixel: [Adam didn't like that.]
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Aura_Bearer: Did you think not conceding maybe means they are clearing a 500 gold quest they hoped to reroll tomorrow? Eh? Eh???
Kadenus: time to rip serras emmissary
Fluffy776: I love that all of the Arena-only mechanics could work in paper (either with an outside person or written notes) but would be a giant pain. Somehow that makes them feel like viable Magic-y things
monkeyrama: They barely have the will to wake up Kappa
vargasbball3: i lost to this deck already
monkeyrama: I've spent so many jumpstart games praying to get a serra's emissary out to not die LUL
circusofkirkus: they're tapped out, can we give everything +2/+2 and double strike?
ArkhamArchivist: I enjoy the victory lap OP has been on
dkosa: board wipe
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: settle mana right here
monkeyrama: Man I love Settle
Gaz_L: shhhh that plains is totally Wrath Of God
TheArchitectX: You must be winning, your cards are bigger than theirs.
HydraWiggins: that's blocker talk
TehAmelie: i think that's just perspective
Dandinstorm12: nice
monkeyrama: Ok, that card is actually dece, but not here LUL
GredGredmansson: hanweir
Dandinstorm12: militia cap
Gaz_L: let the other children have their fun, Graham
mulligan2six: Adam out here rooting for the opponent
monkeyrama: vroom vroom
GredGredmansson: move to smash step
Dandinstorm12: what if they don't attack
Mysticman89: I support playing things out, but some people get really cranky about people not conceding
Mangledpixel: mahp!
vargasbball3: the noise of doom lol
monkeyrama: why did they hold one back LUL
Dandinstorm12: the tribe is back on D
GredGredmansson: why is tribe not attacking
oatway: set up blocks then concede imo
GredGredmansson: coward
Gaz_L: but what if they need that 3 mana!
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GredGredmansson: concede
Fluffy776: No blocks
Gaz_L: ohhh that's it
monkeyrama: it has vigilance NotLikeThis
Gaz_L: they have 8 mana up
wulfram77: "trade"
Zeh1992: "trade"
Gaz_L: but... they would anyway
TehAmelie: how mad would they be if we just timed out now you think
ZealousCrow: lmao
RAZRBCK08: they have vigilance and indestructible there's no reason to not attack with everything
Ktolos: They have indestructible
Diabore: @Gaz_L but it has vigilance
monkeyrama: looooool
Gaz_L: i think they forgot the saga gives vigilence
Plasterboard: Embrace Nihilism!
NicotineRobot: The small things that make Adam instantly turn on people never ceases to make me giggle.
oatway: oh man I wanna cast fork on some bacon
Dandinstorm12: -9 with lifelink
GredGredmansson: um?
Fluffy776: :|
JDMan94: YUP
BusTed: I can see it.
Fluffy776: katesDance katesLol
JDMan94: that's so accurate it hurts
frozenphoenix7: It totally is
Dandinstorm12: what a banger
GredGredmansson: I believe in you, Guybrush
NickPenrhyn: my favorite zelda song
TehAmelie: extreme 16 bit game vibe
monkeyrama: oh my
10of9: Way too accurate
SAJewers: !clip
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baskwalla: wow
Fluffy776: I swear I've heard this in Chrono Cross!
internetFionna: i listened to this earlier but also yr reactions are Making This So Much Better
LightingExpert13: omg what is this song from?
Chicky49: how is it this accurate ?!
internetFionna: @LightingExpert13 seinfeld midi, flipped
Zoso_Wolf: That is such a good description
anbuagent12: That's 1-Million% going into the highlight reel.
Vampyre_Lord: thats exactly how i would describe it
Mysticman89: oh that one level from super mario rpg
Joalni: Why does it work so well?!
Gaz_L: what is the deal with Kefka?!
GredGredmansson: @Mysticman89 oh right, Johnny Jones!
LightingExpert13: @LightingExpert13 thanks. That was amazing. Thought it was from a seinfeld game.
Angreed66: turn 2 means they dont get value?
gnome_friend: @LightingExpert13 Some sort of Seinfeld Slam?
Fluffy776: I hope that gets used in the Seinfeld JRPG that someone somewhere is working on
monkeyrama: League of Thraben
Wonderdoc: Wings on the enforcer seems like a nice synergy
GredGredmansson: thraaaaaaaaben
Dandinstorm12: honk honk
LightingExpert13: that would be so good in any seinfeld game.
Gaz_L: double lifelink
GredGredmansson: ?
Gaz_L: it's not a may on that creature
NicotineRobot: Fast 10: Idiot Drift
kumatsu: Segovian Angel is obviously the target
LightingExpert13: how would you even structure that game? I would totally make it a side scroller at least.
Wonderdoc: Put that on the enforcer
kumatsu: Give it Super-Fly
Dandinstorm12: no in Fast 10 they're going to space
ThermobaricKitten: I really dont want a retrospective of 2020
gnome_friend: Now that it's 2021 hindsight actually is 20/20, but that doesn't mean it's good
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ohnoboogie: Throw the opponent into the cracks of Mount Vroom
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monkeyrama: Who let that trainer get so good at their job
NicotineRobot: @gnome_friend Door's over there.
GredGredmansson: if, you wanna slam
kumatsu: wham bam, thank you slam
gnome_friend: !findquote door
LRRbot: Quote #31: "There is invisible siege weaponry, that only I can see… because I am being assisted by the soul of a door." —Paul [2015-03-09]
Dandinstorm12: booo
monkeyrama: Nooooo
GredGredmansson: get on the floor and slam
Gaz_L: ha! it can still tap things!
Kadenus: can we stillt ap things down?
GredGredmansson: it CAN still tap things
electra310: Pacifism still lets you do stuff
Revelia: you can still draw a disenchant
Musical_Marauder: 45 months? That’s almost three years and lrrSPOOP suddenly time has caught up with me
Gaz_L: Light Of Hope would be good
glitched_goddess: People like to have things.
monkeyrama: Oh baby
MegaDosX: Welp
Gaz_L: Davey
Dandinstorm12: down, down low
monkeyrama: they came to bargain 👀
Dandinstorm12: low low low
PerplexedPensive: get low get low
dkosa: sun titan?
LightingExpert13: excuse you?
Dandinstorm12: you know why
Gaz_L: booooo
vargasbball3: When is your guys next pre pre-release
GredGredmansson: wait, so does Serra not have a voice?
ravenlord_xix: calling me out right there
Aura_Bearer: Almost 666 viewers
monkeyrama: Who? OpieOP
GredGredmansson: lame
Gaz_L: I did!
HydraWiggins: oooo matron
MrMontythePogostick: comedy gold
internetFionna: davriel belongs on fawlty towers
Squigel: what from carry on...?
TheWooglie: Carry On films
Wonderdoc: Did you write him?
Gaz_L: Carry On Dominaria
satyropodobny: I'm so glad they finally managed to translate cheating to Arena
Mysticman89: Niche references are not something to apologise for. Just ask Ian.
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Fluffy776: Because he was built for you to play him in a Friday Nights episode?
monkeyrama: Beefy outcast
GredGredmansson: modal pacifism
MrMontythePogostick: Time to barder your old eek again
electra310: So it pacifies monsters or makes your humans good
Gaz_L: pacifism on their things or buff on your guys
JoannaTastic: Well now I want to hear Davriel doing a Rambling Syd Rumpo bit
gnome_friend: !card chromeshell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When Chromeshell Crab is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
Gaz_L: also opponent is no fun, you never +1 Davriel
monkeyrama: Definitely worth to kill Davriel
Gaz_L: it was a Plains all along!
Foxmar320: Hello G hows it going?
gnome_friend: That could have been a crab...
GredGredmansson: oh hey a sandy crab
monkeyrama: Sick draws
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PlzBeNiceToYaz: o crabs of the plain, show me your wisdom
GredGredmansson: Its Mankind
Dandinstorm12: the many faces of Davriel
Gaz_L: it's the Midnight Rider!
monkeyrama: He didn't like you hitting him, so he's back and very goth now
mulligan2six: I'm his cousin... Navriel!
LurkerSpine: I'm not Davriel, I'm Dave-riel.
GredGredmansson: why does Mom let you have FOUR planeswalkers
Gaz_L: Mr America!
ThermobaricKitten: Is new davriel in Lilliana's office?
Wonderdoc: Plains confimed worst basic- not even a crab
Diabore: so op got teyo davriel? rigged
monkeyrama: LUL
Gaz_L: sssssombody stop him
MegaDosX: And he has a mask in that art, it all makes sense
Mangledpixel: I'm Mr... Leirvad...
Gaz_L: he's from... a plane very far away
GredGredmansson: I maintain that was art leftover from when Davriel was planned for Strixhaven instead of Liliana
internetFionna: and i think we should invest that mana BACK in urza's power plant.
GredGredmansson: can they? does davriel have enough loyalty?
monkeyrama: I just realized OP got the Teyo/Davriel packs
Sombres9: mr. mime over there sounded really proud of himself
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Diabore: alternatively, you dont have to tasp goremand this turn, youre at 23
monkeyrama: So youthful they're a baby
Gaz_L: i mean... if you draw angels, the valkyrie grows again
mulligan2six: Storm(front) count is 2
TehAmelie: are they all riding different storms you think?
monkeyrama: Large Leader
Gaz_L: wooo
Diabore: chunk face?
gnome_friend: !findquote storm
LRRbot: Quote #2747: "Is this what Storm feels like?" —Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-09]
the_canuck_mystic: face is the place?
the_canuck_mystic: why not play that pegasus in your hand /
monkeyrama: We need the mana to tap down the demon
GredGredmansson: to tap goremand
Diabore: we need mana to tap goremand
AshBurnem: Fitter, happier, more productive
monkeyrama: Sick, that's a good draw
gnome_friend: Also, Adam, today's episode of AskLRR was so good!
monkeyrama: little duel LUL
BusTed: "Yoink!"
satyropodobny: for a man of wealth and taste Davriel is SAVAGE
monkeyrama: Some spicy stuff so far
Gaz_L: they've keyworded the day/night stuff
Easilycrazyhat: I've been looking at spoilers all day. I'm so pumped!
BrowneePoints: Any of the cards revealed today make you go "O.O" Graham? @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePoints: Also this draft format is going to be WILD
GredGredmansson: I like the Spirits mechanic
monkeyrama: lol
anbuagent12: Adam. There are werewolves. Sorry for the spoiler.
theblakdeth: I still don't get the whole set booster thing though
Diabore: i got davriel squirrels
shendaras: grahasmr
JDMan94: that ask lrr was soooo good
monkeyrama: Swears OpieOP
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Just cake" Savidan
kumatsu: I like cake
GredGredmansson: !findquote cake
LRRbot: Quote #5101: "What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?" —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Gaz_L: brioche is kinda the same, i feel
Easilycrazyhat: @BrowneePoints The removal alone is pumped up. it's gonna be fun.
monkeyrama: lol
wulfram77: Do we have a way to put a counter on Sigiled Contender?
Seth_Erickson: appreciate you muting yourself Graham lrrHEART
someone_evil: That sounds like a good cake
GredGredmansson: @wulfram77 yes, we have Gird
frankscx: what, I was denied LRR ASMR
gnome_friend: Adam, do you think you'll ever join BNF and play/hear your and Kathleen's pop punk favorites?
RegulusPratus: I mean, personally, I'm mostly hyped about the Wheel of Time trailer finally dropping
internetFionna: the previews just hit scryfall and my eyes are buggin' out
monkeyrama: Sythis value is wild
internetFionna: holy crap this looks cool
the_canuck_mystic: @RegulusPratus so it's finally becoming a thing?
Gaz_L: it's out now
kumatsu: It dropped today
monkeyrama: What is Wheel of Time
ArdCollider: yeah, that was this morning
gsyhiap stops
BusTed: Trailer's out.
BrowneePoints: A bad book series
DaSunao: What's this about the Wheel of Time?
planeswalkagogo: it's a book series
Flotil: already out
kumatsu: it's in the TV channel in your Discord @sea
Seth_Erickson: Wheel of time is a great book series
RegulusPratus: Today! It's a thing!
the_canuck_mystic: Can we pause the game watch that?
Gaz_L: first 3 eps drop on Nov... 23rd?
monkeyrama: Oh
Seth_Erickson: a little long in the middle
kumatsu: Yes
RegulusPratus: It's already out
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Banana
BusTed: Looks like some beautiful sets.
gamercat88: yes
QmonsterGames: trailer looked cool
Gaz_L: Rosamund Pike
monkeyrama: Big Teyo
Seth_Erickson: Maybe
jessieimproved: Rosamund Pike and a bunch of newbies
RegulusPratus: Looks mega rad
GredGredmansson: birdbird
LurkerSpine: Oh, is Teyo an anime character?
Gaz_L: she's Morraine
shendaras: I got to the middle of WoT and just never finished it.
azidbern95: starts Nov. 19th
cabforpitt: i read the first wheel of time but it didn't grab me
Dandinstorm12: that makes sense
jessieimproved: It looks absolutely beautiful, and they did a good job of identifying the characters by action for people who have read the books
QmonsterGames: I know almost nothing about the books
GredGredmansson: teyoooo
BrowneePoints: I'm a big fantasy fan, I COULD not jive with Robert Jordan's writing style
the_canuck_mystic: I can't wait for WoT and actually hear how all those names are pronounced.
F1SHOR: i literally have the wheel of time tattood on my chest so this show better be good lol
Seth_Erickson: Might need to spark notes the series it's been so long since I've read it
the_canuck_mystic: And then I can get upset about how the show is wrong :P
gnome_friend: KalaChakra?
jessieimproved: @BrowneePoints I have my major criticisms of his dialog (both internal and external), but I still read them all for the world and lore
Izandai: !card sigiled contender
LRRbot: Sigiled Contender [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Sigiled Contender has lifelink as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.
monkeyrama: EZ Infinite pegasii
JusticeJuice: I thought the WoT books were still ongoing.
Dandinstorm12: nope
wulfram77: I hate the official pronunciations of WoT names
Izandai: rekt
kumatsu: big Flavor Flav fan
monkeyrama: Someone's a Flava Flav fan Kappa
BusTed: It's right twice a day.
monkeyrama: Ku LUL
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Clock" Savidan
v_nome: So that I'm always right twice a day?
Seth_Erickson: What's the people who live in the waste land in Wheel of Time called?
frozenphoenix7: To always be able to tell time Adam, duh Kappa
kumatsu: @monkeyrama gottem
JusticeJuice: Because one they get 12 counters on their chest.
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
jessieimproved: @Seth_Erickson Aiel
BrowneePoints: @Seth_Erickson the readers. *dabs*
monkeyrama: Eyyyyy
Seth_Erickson: LUL
azidbern95: @Seth_Erickson Aiel
satyropodobny: cue plummet
Gaz_L: Graham can ask his close personal friend Brandon Sanderson for gossip on set :p
Seth_Erickson: @jessieimproved Cool Thank you
yodaforsale: pegasi?
mulligan2six: Pegasuses? Pegasi?
BrowneePoints: I'm more excited about the LotR series, and that Y the Last Man trailer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "i didn't knwo plummet was in Jumpstart" *I don't actually know
GredGredmansson: Speaking of Plummet, has anyone seen Anti-Plummet?
LurkerSpine: pegapodes
cabforpitt: pegapeople
BrowneePoints: and the Paper Girls Series, and the Sandman series
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pegi 18+
monkeyrama: Pogisii
oatway: pegasphinges
KaleidoscopeMind: pegaseese
TetraRay: Pegoids
monkeyrama: @Ba_Dum_Tish LUL
gnome_friend: Pegafers
dkosa: return to nature
The_Ninjurai: Peggers
ThermobaricKitten: depends on the contextual language. In english it should be pegasuses presumably
the_canuck_mystic: Pegaseese
monkeyrama: please no pepe DansGame
GredGredmansson: can confirm Plummet is not, in fact, in Jumpstart
Gaz_L: Peggers is something... else
BrowneePoints: That horse is looking a little Pega SUS
Easilycrazyhat: Pegasopodes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pegaseez nuts
Dandinstorm12: pegasuses
monkeyrama: Pegaseez nuts \ seabatTROG /
kumatsu: Pegasees with their horse eyes
RayFK: No. I won't do it
Dandinstorm12: this time
LarkSachrosis: Pegaseize the means of production!
hexy_lexy: @RayFK dont lie to me, jordan
monkeyrama: Please, your one joke Kappa
theblakdeth: @LarkSachrosis LUL
RayFK: No, but you asked for it. So you don't get it.
RayFK: Greedy fuck
BusTed: Only because he didn't say it first.
Dandinstorm12: which carding?
yodaforsale: PePeeGazeus
dkosa: pegajesus
wulfram77: They've drawn no enchantments
mulligan2six: 1 mana 2/2/ get a clue
monkeyrama: Get a clue, streamer Kappa
GredGredmansson: its there inside of you
Ba_Dum_Tish: hahaha good joke streamer
kumatsu: Remember original Zendikar and all the "ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD"
Izandai: Yes... "Listen"...
hexy_lexy: LUL GRAHAM
Easilycrazyhat: I used blues clues paws as my tokens :)
Dandinstorm12: all of us made those jokes
BusTed: ha ha tqsSmug
electric_claire: Except none of those traps ever activated
GredGredmansson: gas, gas, gas
BusTed: tommy westvale
internetFionna: graham are you (or paul) gonna set up studio A to switch the lights on and off with new!innistrad's day/night cycle
mulligan2six: Make more pegasususes
shendaras: It has 3 defense, though..
Izandai: No, it has 3 toughness. :p
ihaveepiness: whatre you guys playing I just arrived
yodaforsale: conjure is so possible in paper. WotC is a lil dumb
djalternative: wingsteed trainer is such a good card
monkeyrama: But their's doesn't fly OpieOP
Easilycrazyhat: Wingstead trainer is real good in this format.
satyropodobny: gaspodin kenobi
Izandai: @yodaforsale It's... Really not. Not practically, anyhow.
GredGredmansson: @yodaforsale where are you getting all these tropical islands
internetFionna: @ihaveepiness jumpstart historic, serra + humans
Gaz_L: What if.... our opponent also had wing horses
alikaoz: The air is clogged with horse
Ba_Dum_Tish: Big pla(i)ns for all this mana now
BoBrinkman: Ermagird
GredGredmansson: have you considered....horse?
yodaforsale: @GredGredmansson it's a token card, conjured. done. won't have value as an actual card
Izandai: I think we just play two more pegasuseseseseses
Dandinstorm12: sir, we said Vroooooom
cabforpitt: got my horses in the back
alikaoz: I'm getting a pegaseizure here
Gaz_L: a horse is a horse, of course of course, unless that horse of course is a pegasus
DigitalSeahorse: ramaLurk katesLurk2 ssandLURK
GredGredmansson: @yodaforsale it is distinctly NOT a token though
Ba_Dum_Tish: The skies are alive with the sound of neighing
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JoannaTastic: Just won a game despite missing half a turn after a game crash, this format slaps out lou- what on earth is this board state
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Izandai: There was a finite amount of fun in this game, and we had all of it.
Mangledpixel: yodaforsale what happens if you don't have enough tokens?
kumatsu: Did you catch that that came up DURING an MPL match?
Dandinstorm12: who got dumpstered here
BrowneePoints: Graham casting Stormherd
monkeyrama: TO dumpster of be dumpstered
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We've got our two wins. We could scoop. Really confuse them.
kumatsu: on broadcast
oatway: imagine getting one thousand cuts for only 5 mana
yodaforsale: dice exist, just like when you have 80 squirrels
Solid_Fuel: no blocks
Gaz_L: damn, we're in a tight spot
GredGredmansson: @yodaforsale and if they get shuffled into your deck?
internetFionna: it's only 14
dkosa: I looked away for a minute wtf
monkeyrama: lol
Izandai: That's no reason to get complacent, Adam. :p
hexy_lexy: LUL ADAM
Mangledpixel: yodaforsale how do you represent cards in hand or in the library with dice?
mulligan2six: Cards in hand?
monkeyrama: And... how many cards in hand? :)
Dandinstorm12: What if they cast quicken and then...whats that one spell that gives everything infect?
yodaforsale: @Mangledpixel that's why it's a token, and you can use chaff again for hundreds of pepegasus
monkeyrama: -30 seabatPjorg
MegaDosX: Gross, Graham :p
Izandai: PrideLaugh
internetFionna: vdhlkjlgerdnfm, bf
monkeyrama: looooooooool
hexy_lexy: LUL
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internetFionna: GRAHAM
Dandinstorm12: they're at 10
AtomicAlchemical: PrideLaugh
pyro_phage: Graham being really cautious about being up 31 life vs op w/ no cards in hand
Izandai: God, imagine if that's how it works.
Gaz_L: just loads in and heir avatar explodes
Dandinstorm12: they're fine
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, is that how that works? Shit.
stevanator_: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
Kumakaori: poor oppo >>;.
yodaforsale: there's nothing wrong with sleeving a proxy, similar to the Innistrad dual faced cards, they have a proxy if you have clear sleeves
Gaz_L: uhhhh one more?
monkeyrama: Do it all over again PogChamp
alikaoz: is this Horsetide?
dkosa: nothing good
Easilycrazyhat: Could it be another pack?
TehAmelie: some shame commercials?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I do love jumpstart for being a very fun intro to magic
monkeyrama: OpieOP
monkeyrama: Things hit harder in commander
MegaDosX: It's like using the D&D massive damage rule in MTG :p
Vampyre_Lord: ^
Gaz_L: it's like in D&D when you die by more than twice your max HP
ThermobaricKitten: I put my last Historic opponent on -3000 life...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I saw Amazonian get hoof'd for over 200 the other day.
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L benginFingers
NicotineRobot: It's true I took infinite damage once and have yet to be able to play again.
gnome_friend: What if you take FORTY POINTS OF ACID DAMAGE?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah but most commander games end with someone going infinite so I prefer not to have to concede games forever
hexy_lexy: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Hoof is one hell of a drug, lemme tell you what
BrowneePoints: Well Ian will be excited, they made an enchantment that makes Bird(Crow) tokens
TehAmelie: what if you had five Serra Angels and they're all tapped? https://i.imgur.com/sZlPqOD.jpg
Gaz_L: that's still one of the funniest things on CritRole. Matt Mercer's wife had her character jump off a cliff and take like 100d6 dmg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hoof not even once
BrowneePoints: "We're basically Gods" *Keyfish moment*
gnome_friend: @Gaz_L jump off a Sea Cliff?
gamercat88: keyfish so good
BrowneePoints: Lakeside Cliff but basically @gnome_friend
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L critroleKeyfish !
internetFionna: gonna bounce for now, see y'all around
gnome_friend: !findquote sea cliff
LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
MegaDosX: Also I think it was actually into the ocean, they were a bit out of Whitestone at the time
the_canuck_mystic: The one downside to live streams… can’t fast forward through breaks.
gnome_friend: I think that was the first iconic LRR moment I watched live
Vampyre_Lord: @the_canuck_mystic yeah, im used to catching these on the youtubes
Vampyre_Lord: ads are confusing
Gaz_L: G and Adam should do like AEW and keep playing in a tiny PIP window in the corner
TehAmelie: funny story, i stole and cloned all those Angels from the opponent. and they shut them down wholesale with Kismet and Meekstone
monkeyrama: lrrSPOOPY
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOPY
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOOP
Dread_Pirate_Westley: aieee. i am scared.
kumatsu: ah! you scared me!
monkeyrama: lol
ihaveepiness: I didnt know this was lets nope
EotMJohn: I'm STARTLED
MegaDosX: Youtubesmen
TehAmelie: oh hi
Ba_Dum_Tish: Tubesman
Diabore: you tubians
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOOPY
Foxmar320: Graham stop trying to scare me. You know I scare easy.
prowll2000: We prefer Youtubesmen
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wacky inflatable arm waving youtubesman
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX nope was a massive lakeside cliff in the Alabaster Sierras
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
monkeyrama: Oh, is that what that means
NicotineRobot: I'll let you know how weird it is when I watch it again. Also hi future me, I left you a lot of problems, don't @ me.
monkeyrama: That makes sense
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints I'll take your word for it, it's been a long time since I actually watched the episode
ThermobaricKitten: zooologist has the momir thing I thinl
monkeyrama: Ape??
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX I just double checked the Wiki lol
Easilycrazyhat: "HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT BATS?"
monkeyrama: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
dragonwarrior000: Jumpstart has different variants on the same themes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ape escape
Gaz_L: yeah, zoologist has the Momir artifact
EotMJohn: Is that just Steve Irwin?
Ferisar: relentless energy energy drink
monkeyrama: You're missing out
HondoTrigger: APE ESCAPE RULES
Easilycrazyhat: Ape Escape was my jam as a kid.
MegaDosX: Momir!
Dandinstorm12: ooooh
Gaz_L: i only know the minigame from MGS3
Kykiwi: LUL
gnome_friend: !findquote opinion
LRRbot: Quote #7598: "What is my opinion on knives? Yes!" —Cori [2021-05-05]
MegaDosX: Hand's perfect!
monkeyrama: Looks like you were incorrect, Adam
Dandinstorm12: We must go all in on Pool
Kykiwi: it is a good and ok game
azidbern95: MOMIR!
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Izandai: PrideLaugh
Easilycrazyhat: I don't think it's aged well, but I'd play the crap out of an Ape Escape remaster.
Dandinstorm12: 100% pool
monkeyrama: Momir time
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun if you pull up the big image of the pool, you can see momir's face in the reflection
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam attacks all sides
gnome_friend: !card belzenlok
LRRbot: Did you mean: Blessing of Belzenlok; Demonlord Belzenlok; Rite of Belzenlok
kumatsu: Careful Adam, G might throw another bottle at you
monkeyrama: It's so good!
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Speaking of Energy, I watched Prof's prediction vid for Kamigawa and he predicted an Energy comeback and it made so much sense my brain melted
BrowneePoints: Rift Apart is INSANELY good
HondoTrigger: a gamer? having an opinion on a game he didn't play a lot? I'd never Kappa
Gaz_L: Psychonauts 2 is also real good
Foxmar320: I want a PS5 so I can play it
BrowneePoints: Rift Apart is a graphical and coding flex
DaSunao: You had a bottle thrown at you?
MegaDosX: Aw, I wanted Graham to Momir
Dandinstorm12: but pool Graham
ThermobaricKitten: I keep looking at that but cant justify buying a PS5 for just that and Demon Souls
monkeyrama: Oh my god
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
Foxmar320: LOL
Kykiwi: LUL
Dandinstorm12: classic
Izandai: PrideLaugh
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Evochron13: that sounds like adam.
Izandai: That's CLASSIC Adam.
monkeyrama: Whaaat LUL
Dandinstorm12: even more classic
BrowneePoints: Honestly Graham, we come for the comedy, but we stay for y'all friendship.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So Adam has not changed
DaSunao: Can we get context for the force feeding fries?
BrowneePoints: y'alls friendship*
Dandinstorm12: poooool
MegaDosX: They can sac in response
RegulusPratus: So hey, when IS Iron Stomach Challenge returning?
ThermobaricKitten: play the pool and maybe get a crab?
LordSaphni: that reminds me of the old TV Guide channel for whats on, and you just miss the channel you wanted to look up
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Dandinstorm12: no, idiot
Ba_Dum_Tish: that is the context
RayFK: Adam gets fry boners.
RayFK: Graham helps
RayFK: Easy
RayFK: There's the context
BrowneePoints: Oh hey I was in 6th grade
Dandinstorm12: Hey chat, '03, good times
Izandai: Jordan...
RegulusPratus: Iron Stomach Challenge, give us more
lamina5432: have you seen the spoiler that looks like dale?
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Dandinstorm12: ok so pitch the 6 drop to the pool
monkeyrama: lol
LarkSachrosis: does this video still exist somewhere accessible?
BrowneePoints: Oh hey, Doll Stitcher DOES look like Dale a little!
HondoTrigger: Dota? ok Ted
monkeyrama: Not Diablo? OpieOP
RegulusPratus: Hey, remember when LoadingReadyLive had random battsu games involving dumb foods? Good times.
LurkerSpine: WoW 3 Dota maybe?
Dandinstorm12: 03 was when Dota came out
mulligan2six: Those were the days...
BrowneePoints: They were sitting there in Ventrilo....playing them some DotA...around the map their sneaking...their opponents they were sleeping...
HondoTrigger: and on that day, a twitch viewer was born
simplynow: Are you talking about the star craft mods that were before DOTA?
KodeMage: so, he was streaming irl to an audience of one, right?
BrowneePoints: they're*
Dandinstorm12: wasn't the plot of CH season 1? Dota ruining Bill and Morgan's lives?
KodeMage: Adam was chat
MegaDosX: You might also not get a 4/4 >_>
BrowneePoints: yea SC had Aeons of Strife
monkeyrama: Spin it to win it
A_Dub888: Now I'm thinking about that old Hustle episode where the crew stole EVERYTHING from Bill and Morgan while playing DOTA
shendaras: According to the wiki, ways to each french fries was Ben's first appearance.
ThermobaricKitten: crab?
TimIAm: Spin! The! Wheel!
the_canuck_mystic: That purple for “permanent modification”, I assume, is not super nice,right?
MegaDosX: Stifle?
simplynow: !deck
HondoTrigger: when has adam ever been wrong
monkeyrama: lol
LarkSachrosis: Found it! https://youtu.be/x3osV97tOJ0?t=426
MegaDosX: Sick 4/4 Adam
Dandinstorm12: yeah CH s1 is great
KodeMage: dece
monkeyrama: Solid intuition there, bud
KodeMage: better than a 4/4 vanilla
immortal_spooder: perfect
monkeyrama: Technically a 3/4 OpieOP
CastleOtranto: @LarkSachrosis Holy carp!
MegaDosX: Guess what you can't exile artifacts with Casket
Ferisar: it's a 4/4-2/1
x0den: @LarkSachrosis thanks!
KodeMage: oh, wait, it doesn't have flying? I thought it was a bird
RayFK: MUM NU
BrowneePoints: You just Kenai'd Mother Bear!
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LurkerSpine: jail for mother
RayFK: "Mother, I wanted the crab rangoon"
RayFK: "MOTHER"
mulligan2six: Now I'm sad
NicotineRobot: Little propeller hat on.
NicotineRobot: Balloon in hand.
KodeMage: charge in hand?
itomathefuzzy: \o/
MegaDosX: Spin the wheel for a 5 drop?
Izandai: That was still a 3-for-2 for us.
KodeMage: 6 damage + 2 trades for 3 mana
MegaDosX: That's a better play, let's be real
ThermobaricKitten: can you spin for a 0 drop?
BrowneePoints: someone needs to draw the tokens from Bestial Menace as super spies
dkosa: fuzzy subs
monkeyrama: lol
KodeMage: nice
monkeyrama: Graham, don't let Adam bully you LUL
MegaDosX: That is a very good get!
KodeMage: won that spin
RayFK: POGCHAMP
RayFK: SEE
monkeyrama: wow, that was an incredible get
MegaDosX: Their blocks aren't super great here
jmchap: did they fix the win reward back to what they used to be?
MegaDosX: If it isn't the best then it's definitely up there
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Seth_Erickson: There a lot of great 3 drops Adam I'm not sure
the_canuck_mystic: !card banalish Marshall
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
monkeyrama: LUL
KodeMage: yours technically
KodeMage: now
NicotineRobot: It's your beer now.
monkeyrama: Yours now
Seth_Erickson: Agustus the other side of Plargg might have been better
hexy_lexy: yours now, graham
Dandinstorm12: Ian's obvs
Mysticman89: thats the real horror game, but who was beer
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Is your beer churning into mathematically complex organic structures?
thavleifrim: just put it back in the firdge, maybe they wont notice
NicotineRobot: I mean... you could give it back. Slightly used.
Dandinstorm12: nice
KodeMage: well, they can get some back in a couple minutes, they won't want it
Lord_Durin: You're the Boss its all "your beer"
Seth_Erickson: Pools Pools Pools
Diabore: 5 drop 5 drop
BrowneePoints: Spin the wheel! Spin the Wheel!
Dandinstorm12: do it
monkeyrama: Discard the Adam for a 5 drop
Diabore: spin for a 5er
Seth_Erickson: Spin for a 5 drop
Dandinstorm12: hey now
Gadora: Maybe it was chat's beer?
Dandinstorm12: we need Adam
monkeyrama: :)
monkeyrama: Ok
Anubis169: yay, mor magik tha gathereninging
NotCainNorAbel: 5 drop with reach
TetraRay: Okay, a three drop
Dandinstorm12: but
prowll2000: Please. upi
NicotineRobot: Each instance of Sass lowers your mana value by one, Adam.
TehAmelie: hey i was gonna use that for beer cheese bacon chicken soup
LurkerSpine: coward
frank_the_great: Coward
Countjondi: what 5 drop are you talking about? i would discard Adam for an owlbear
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Adam's worth more than a 5 drop. We shouldn't discard him until we get to at least 7 mana.
Seth_Erickson: Boo you cowards
prowll2000: Please, you're a 3/3 at most.
MegaDosX: Six drop six drop
Dandinstorm12: spin for 6
BrowneePoints: 6 Drop!
monkeyrama: Belzenlok incoming
monkeyrama: PogChamp
Dandinstorm12: yeah screw that card
Diabore: cmon belzenlok
Gaz_L: c'mon Sun Titan!
Seth_Erickson: 7 drops are really good on arena btw
gnome_friend: !card demon belzen
LRRbot: Demonlord Belzenlok [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Demonlord Belzenlok enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then put that card into your hand. If the card's mana value is 4 or greater, repeat this process. Demonlord Belzenlok deals 1 damage to you for each card put into your hand this way.
Lord_Durin: One time Colossal Dreadmaw
MegaDosX: Belzenlok won't screw us in this match like it would in normal Momir
Dandinstorm12: they aren't
MegaDosX: I don't think Sun Titan's in Momir
frank_the_great: It could even be a boat
Anubis169: one time 6 colour eldrazi thopter pilot
MegaDosX: Demonlord Belzenlok is potentially the spiciest six drop you could get
amam741: We playing Jumpstart again?
Izandai: Could get Noxious Gearhulk.
Dandinstorm12: we could get burning suns avatar
KodeMage: 7 and grislebrand is possible?
Diabore: ita gonna be like imposing vatasaur
MegaDosX: That's...less inspiring
monkeyrama: eyyyyy
Dandinstorm12: nice
MegaDosX: WOW
Seth_Erickson: I've found 7 mana where you want to be with Pool of Vigorous Growth
LemonOnRye: Vat doesn't care right? I've seen cards out the card pool with the pool
NicotineRobot: All skill.
KodeMage: ah, yes, the easyn way out
monkeyrama: that card was great in limited
Dandinstorm12: The Wheel was too good
dkosa: uro
Kadenus: pool of vigorous growth is busto is jumpstart
AtomicAlchemical: One of the better commons in this situation honestly
MegaDosX: I have made a Temur Historic version with Rielle that's been hilarious against Sparky
monkeyrama: uro just dies
KodeMage: isn't it a real card?
Diabore: @Seth_Erickson 2 of 5 praetors live in the 7 slot
KodeMage: sacing it is fine?
Countjondi: Nadir might be though
MegaDosX: No Momir sadface
Anubis169: can't go to bed yet
monkeyrama: Oh baby
TehAmelie: speaking of, the Wheel of Time TV show looks watchable, from the one screenshot i've seen
Seth_Erickson: There's also just a lot of removal in the 7 drop slot
Anubis169: someone is WRONG on the internet
Diabore: @KodeMage no, its a token
Dandinstorm12: momir Hold on pump the breaks, that person was wrong!
MegaDosX: Oh lord
Dandinstorm12: hey Anubis
monkeyrama: chatterstorm 👀
KodeMage: @Diabore ah, which mechanic is it again? Not seek then?
Anubis169: 'ello Dandinstormdeck
MegaDosX: Overcome has won me several games
Anubis169: :D
dkosa: as I always am lol
Dandinstorm12: oof
Seth_Erickson: That storm deck is actually pretty fun.
Anubis169 huggles Dandinstorm12
Diabore: @KodeMage its literally a momir vig emblem, but as an artifact
Dandinstorm12 dodges
hexy_lexy: isnt "Overcome" violating ToS? Kappa
BabyWeyoun: skelett?
Ferisar: mister kennedy
Seth_Erickson: Works better than you'd think but I think it's short just one free spell to be really good
Anubis169 dodges the dodge and gives a hug anyway
KodeMage: oh, nice, lol
Anubis169: internet hugs!
Izandai: We sure know what our gameplan is.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: We doing Jumpstart?
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Dandinstorm12: pssh you've an ocean between us, you'll never catch me
gnome_friend: I love trumpeting herd
Sage0fMadness: @TehAmelie the trailer that dropped today looks very promising
KodeMage: I thought is was one of those keyword JSHH cards.
MegaDosX: I think both are correct
Anubis169: where are you again?
monkeyrama: To the dictionary!
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
Anubis169: that's a winner G
Gaz_L: language is descriptive
Dandinstorm12 hides
vargasbball3: nice
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Anubis169: holy cripes I can smell that from here lrrSPOOP
LemonOnRye: Can I say bechamel?
theblakdeth: Bechamel
Vampyre_Lord: best-teal
Sage0fMadness: Best teal menace
Seth_Erickson: Well Beast ial is a word and best ial isn't so you do you Adam
monkeyrama: Oh myy
MegaDosX: !card overcome
LRRbot: Overcome [3GG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Izandai: Hey wait, none of those tokens have menace!
Anubis169: Dandinstorm12: you over in the states?
EotMJohn: Pls, my Menache
Dandinstorm12: we shall over come, some day
Ferisar: @Seth_Erickson wait
Vampyre_Lord: !card beastial menace
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Izandai: Yes
Gaz_L: I appreciate Graham's refusal to apologise for that in the CrackAPack vids
MegaDosX: You swing for 22 next turn with Overcome
JoannaTastic: men-AH-chay best-ee-AH-lay
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's a spicy menache
Dandinstorm12: @Anubis169 Something somthing 5th amendment something something
LarkSachrosis: vargMmm Menace!
Izandai: I insist upon making maximum tokens before we Overcome.
TheArchitectX: Best Menace in the WORLD!
TehAmelie: i do find it funny bestiary and bestial is spelled without the beast's A
ArdCollider: the other night I got Bestial Menace and whatever's up with the SFX sometimes playing at the wrong time hit and my PC let out a really weird scream.
Seth_Erickson: I see no flaw in my logic SeriousSloth
satyropodobny: wheelerGre wheelerEed
Anubis169: 5th amendment? but we don't have any goats in chat (also that's illegal)
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT ?
MegaDosX: Rude
monkeyrama: Hm
Izandai: If you don't hit a land you get a spell so whatever.
Anubis169: Graham cast "Ungodly gust"
Izandai: We have our gameplan.
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: How are you folks enjoying the Arena Only mechanics?
monkeyrama: "All the rest of these" "But not you DansGame "
Dandinstorm12: except for Steve
Dandinstorm12: you know what you did
Izandai: Or
ThermobaricKitten: There is sometimes a copy of Parallel lives in this deck and it gets very silly
Dandinstorm12: Graham "I think we win" Stark
Izandai: You could make more tokens.
Seth_Erickson: Twice as irregular as you'd expect in fact
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1845: "I don't know where straight up is." —Beej [2016-02-15]
RayFK: Why just comies when you can overcomies?
djalternative: so, what's on for the evening slot tonight?
monkeyrama: incoming counterspell PogChamp
Dandinstorm12: yeah but
Izandai: More tokens!
Izandai: boo
Anubis169: 'ello jordan <3
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @rayfk ...
MegaDosX: Trample makes fighting better here
satyropodobny: lrrGREED
dkosa: well.... yeah
Dandinstorm12: overcome, someday
JoannaTastic: pronouncing 'monoskelion' to rhyme with 'dandelion'
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
RayFK: Look the MTG streams are where I drop Cursed Shit to try and have my friends break
Dandinstorm12: fighting before damage seems good, because of trample
Gaz_L: *plays Jurassic Park theme on vuvuzela*
gnome_friend: @JoannaTastic Mon-aw-skuh-lion?
amam741: They're gonna take it out with them
monkeyrama: LUL
MegaDosX: RIP opponent
Izandai: All your things have trample anyway.
Dandinstorm12: thanks for the game op
darkflame0994: green too strong ban pls
KodeMage: trombople
ArmandUsagi: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
NicotineRobot: Graham being a booli.
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JoannaTastic: @gnome_friend thereabouts, yeah
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You drew the other half of the deck
Anubis169: lrrSHINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: also, instant fights are kinda OP
Kadenus: pool!
MegaDosX: Zoologist is token based, hence Overcome, and the Pool technically makes tokens
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Just turns out both halves are pretty good
amam741: Pool? Snap keep
Seth_Erickson: Look at all this gas for Pool of Vigorous Growth Kreygasm
MegaDosX: Which also, notably, means it works with Parallel Lives and Anointed Procession :p
djalternative: It's BDM's favorite card!
monkeyrama: Momir is back on the escalator again
KodeMage: nice draw 4 for 2 mana there
Anubis169: RayFK: In other news, today i got fridged
KodeMage: find james name land
EotMJohn: pls don't describe my pool as Vigorous DansGame
TehAmelie: would you say it's a deck of many things?
gnome_friend: !findquote escalator
LRRbot: Quote #5187: "Most things escalate here. That's kinda how we do things." —James [2018-07-19]
RayFK: @Anubis169 I don't understand
monkeyrama: "Kinda" eating? D:
BrowneePoints: So Graham, what do you think of Prof's prediction of Energy in Kamigawa?
Anubis169: my fridge broke and flooded the kitchen twice :D
theblakdeth: right here in River City, I said right here
Anubis169: ordered a new one
RayFK: Ooooof
Kadenus: we could simply cast saproling migration
BabyWeyoun: Hank! We gots that Momir in the backyard again!
Anubis169: it was 20 years old ish, seals all gone, it didn't owe us anything <3
AtomicAlchemical: This looks like a job for saporlings
KodeMage: I want it, energy has lots of potential still
ThermobaricKitten: I am hoping for Meld
BrowneePoints: Right? It just made so much sense my brain melted
Izandai: I do like me some energy.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
monkeyrama: Shaco?
Izandai: oh my god please
ArmandUsagi: I would love to see some new themed Hondens
Dandinstorm12: Graham, haven't you learned
MegaDosX: Pool! Pool! Pool!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
ZachtlyAsIntended: I power my neon with some Genesis Evangeleon
theblakdeth: I just want more Ninjutsu
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I just wanna see what Ben-Ben's up to nowadays in his cave with his 1 candle
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The remake was wrong. Don't at me.
NicotineRobot: Mayco, slippery egg-based energy!
MegaDosX: Aw.
gnome_friend: !findquote evangelion
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Uh-oh, better get Mako
darkflame0994: More imminent Graham... what do you think about Investigate's epic return to standard?
KodeMage: always a long a in japanese right?
drumshark13: I still call it Make O. they can't take that away from me
Izandai: @Dread_Pirate_Westley you can't tell me what to do. :p
monkeyrama: Oh no
Dandinstorm12: !findquote VIT
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon [2015-03-13]
dkosa: macco
RayFK: From "Fucking Randos"
KodeMage: twitidiots?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I amend. Don't at me, unless you want to. I'm not your boss.
amam741: Pedantic arguements? Twitter? No way
BrowneePoints: I saw that tweet thread, my soul left my body
theblakdeth: MTG players, pedants? naww
MegaDosX: You mean to say you don't enjoy hearing pedantic arguments from random people on the internet?
djalternative: what is mtg about if not pedantry
Seth_Erickson: wheel for a 1 drop you coward
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Twitter IS a bit of a nightmare hellscape
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1y1e: agreed; not in the mobster plane either
Kadenus: at least for the past like two decades they have been
monkeyrama: Wizards def tries to avoid certain things in mtg
planeswalkagogo: where has this whole "guns in Kamigawa" come from, anyway?
Izandai: *sigh*
EotMJohn: Outside of a few cards in Portal
Dandinstorm12: Goblin Sharpshooter
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: what about sick cybertech katanas though
cabforpitt: alaborn zealot or w/e lol
MegaDosX: There are 36 according to Scryfall
theblakdeth: what is Aetherflux Reservoir but a Death Star laser
frank_the_great: A Wild West set could use wands instead of guns, but that doesn't really fit with the mafia set
monkeyrama: Nowadays, they super try not to
GredGredmansson: Wild West plane when
LemonOnRye: But Graham, art:gun, is a pretty solid argument Kappa
MegaDosX: Out of, what, 20k cards?
jmchap: it is going to be cyber steam punk then?
MegaDosX: Spin that wheel!
BrowneePoints: And just looking at the Key Art for Kamigawa, it's definitely Cyberpunk as seen through a High Fantasy Lens. No guns makes complete sense
RayFK: Look that shit can stay in Gungeon and Draguns
Seth_Erickson: Wheel for a 4 drop
arkilyd: They are saving all their guns for the 40k Commander decks
Dandinstorm12: nice
e_bloc: I mean there are definitely cannons but I agree with you 100%
jmchap: without guns...
GredGredmansson: had to step away, what deck are we on now?
RockPusher: I doubt there will be guns - I think there will be some very rad neon swords
darkflame0994: @LoadingReadyRun yeah those arguments were a headache. Also, why would they do guns? Even for the eventual wild west world, I fully expect them to do what D&D did for Eberron and just have wand-slingers instead of gunslingers
LordSaphni: tucked and aiming and using it are different from ESRB wise
MrTulip: sure has cannons, not so many handguns
planeswalkagogo: hot take: we're more likely to se guns in The Brother's War than Kamigawa
cabforpitt: just use magic instead it's that easy
gnome_friend: @GredGredmansson relentless zoologist
electric_claire: I went to scryfall and I never realized GOBLIN KING has a gun
Sage0fMadness: I'm pretty skeptical that they would have bothered rejiggering "Splice" in Modern Horizons if they didn't plan on revisiting it one day. maybe only in a Kamigawa commander deck
Izandai: @GredGredmansson Relentless Zoologist
GredGredmansson: thanks
theblakdeth: MTG Gacha? that what packs are pretty much
UponMyOath: It’s all gachas, Graham, and they’re out for the best prize!
Gaz_L: I mean, Eberron is basically 'magicpunk' in D&D
Dandinstorm12: snap double
TehAmelie: it's "Hacker voice I'm in" not "Hacker voice do you feel lucky"
e_bloc: MTG drama ftw
monkeyrama: That sure is an 8/5
LemonOnRye: Alexander Clamilition though? 🤔
BrowneePoints: I agree Graham.
MegaDosX: https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Agun if anyone wants to see for themselves
Plasterboard: I want to know how they're gonna do WH40K w/o guns
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Wait, are you implying Twitter isn't focused on deep analysis and honest discussion?
Seth_Erickson: Pools Pools Pools
frank_the_great: I hear you G, but have you considered that some cards have guns?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Don't need guns if you have magic. Not saying it's impossible, but a society would develop soooo differently with magic
Dandinstorm12: nice
NicotineRobot: Uh, akshully Graham: Optimus Prime Inspiring Leader has a gun so I'm pretty sure guns confirmed.
Gaz_L: you can still have the basic ethos of urban fantasy and big guilds/corps vs little guy
EvilBadman: WOTC just gonna drop the new magic card "a big frakking gun"
BrowneePoints: @Plasterboard the art for 40k has it
Dandinstorm12: Chainswords
monkeyrama: forty thousand LUL
EvilBadman: Those're Bolters, etc not guns
KodeMage: Meh, wand bullets, magic and technology are indistinguishable in fiction. What's the difference between chemical agents and a devil throwing glowing ingots
noSmokeFire: cover all the guns in 40K like Mike Wachowski's face
electric_claire: Hmm, for some reason nightstalkers tend to have guns
darkflame0994: chainswords and lots of gruesome body horror
Gaz_L: In the grim dark future there is only cards
Angnor33: Pacificist Warhammer is a rarity.
EvilBadman: Oh wait! Walkie-talkies. It's all Walkie-talkies
LarkSachrosis: Fourty Thowzand vargVibe
Plasterboard: So just a bunch of Blood Angels all coked up on the Red Thirst
TehAmelie: Kodemage, the smell of bat guano
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would Ork weapons count as guns
Seth_Erickson: spin the wheel spin the wheel
MegaDosX: SICK
Dandinstorm12: nice
monkeyrama: yoooooo
Diabore: 7 drop
hexy_lexy: SWEET
MegaDosX: Seven drop seven drop!
Seth_Erickson: Ook Ook Momir go brr
monkeyrama: 7 drop?
Izandai: 7
ihaveepiness: how do i search on scryfall for gun im curious
ThermobaricKitten: I just want a Trazyn the infinite commander with repeatable O-ring
KodeMage: @TehAmelie one of my favorites *fireball*
BrowneePoints: 7 drop baby!
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @KodeMage Yep, and Phyrexian <waves hands generally> is way scarier/darker shit than getting shot.
Gaz_L: 7 drop, get Elesh Norn?
KyubiStormMage: i mean with 40k and Fortnite coming they could, but it's probably better for european markets they stick to chainswords and frying pans
monkeyrama: Get that Sheoldred Kreygasm
TehAmelie: ;3
Elevation_4000_FT: Scryfall has it that there are 36 guns in the history of magic and about half of those aren't guns
EotMJohn: You gotta tell me if we're fighting!
RockPusher: Neon swords… laser sword… Sword of Hum and Crackle?
Seth_Erickson: 7 drops are pretty good
cabforpitt: they put weird garbage in the high mana slots so be careful
Plasterboard: Thousand Sons wheels nicely into the whole 'magic' aspect, but they still have guns... :/
frank_the_great: Is that the one with the pink frogs?
KodeMage: @Mordin_Solus_Sings yeah, classic body horror, there are things worse than death.
thejoetoknow: that bonsai tree rules
electric_claire: Is that the frog tree?
darkflame0994: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII exaclty! Its not like wotc hasnt dealt with this before and the response was "they use wands not guns!" (Eberron, the wild west meets steampunk d&d setting)
NotCainNorAbel: it is a very cool set
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you put it together and then prune it?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sword of Cyber and Punk
monkeyrama: "Of course"
Dandinstorm12: sword of laser and photon
BrowneePoints: 7 drop!
EvilBadman: @MegaDosX Vengence is the raddest art I have ever seen from "old Magic"
ihaveepiness: where do I type on scryfall
LarkSachrosis: I might buy more Lego if I had space to display it...
RockPusher: TotallyNotaBeholder gabyLul sergeJustRight
monkeyrama: Oh
Dandinstorm12: it's a 6/5
EotMJohn: Mother, my bears are sick
planeswalkagogo: wow, I didn't realize how many guns were in Portal
GredGredmansson: yup yup yup
KyubiStormMage: pink frog flowers
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII WotC also just added more explicit support for Guns to 5e in Tasha's.
amam741: Honestly not a bad spin
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I hope your lego set has tony pruners to cut off individual legos
ArdCollider: the Alaborn seem to just be based on "we have plate armor and guns"
planeswalkagogo: they're kinda rad, tbh
KodeMage: kamigawa glowing akira cycles is what I want to see
Dandinstorm12: 6 drope
Dandinstorm12: drop
Izandai: Time for 6-drops!
GredGredmansson: I just want to know what colors Kaito is
planeswalkagogo: Paladin casts GUN
Dandinstorm12: only on damage
Seth_Erickson: Speen the wheel
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @ArdCollider A lot of them are just real-world conquistadors
GredGredmansson: And if Kaito is the Luminary of anything
monkeyrama: it has to connect
MegaDosX: Six drop six drop!
frank_the_great: I did a Reddit MtG secret Santa and my guy REALLY liked guns so I sent him a handful of cards with guns in the art.
planeswalkagogo: what was Portal, anyway
planeswalkagogo: this is sureal
KodeMage: discard enabler, threshold payoff all in one mediocre card
Dandinstorm12: spin for 6
Seth_Erickson: Wheel for a 6 drop 👀
Dandinstorm12: woooooow
LemonOnRye: WOW
MegaDosX: Carnifex Demon?!?
monkeyrama: Oh myyyyyyy
Dandinstorm12: hell yeah
EvilBadman: Portal was like "No really, this is where you learn to play Magic:
obijam_: ah momir v historic. nice
Izandai: oh my
KodeMage: have our standards gotten to high?
Sage0fMadness: Portal was like Jumpstart in the late 90s
Dandinstorm12: op you're in for it
BrowneePoints: Yea see that makes complete sense, one Ixalan card with a Flintlock, and 2 Innistrad cards with Flintlocks.
MegaDosX: Was in Jumpstart
averythetiger: One of my all time favorites
MegaDosX: It replaced Sheoldred in OG Jumpstart
Sniknob: Carnifex dmon is very spicy
Izandai: I think next turn we take a turn off the Pool.
LarkSachrosis: Old Magic art was all over the place https://scryfall.com/card/chr/7/indestructible-aura
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Waiting for the mtg nostalgia wheel to cycle around to portal and we a get a "Portal Remastered"
satyropodobny: ah, my first card
Dandinstorm12: surely not
Izandai: Winding Way, activate Carnifex, maybe fight something.
darkflame0994: also scryfall says power walker and void count, but considering those are giant artifice mechs with what look like tuning forks as the "gun" I dont think those should count
Mr_Horrible: why would a demon have Karn Effects tho? sofieThink
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
MegaDosX: Yeah I agree opponent
KodeMage: @Sage0fMadness damn, someone quote that one.
Elevation_4000_FT: lol there's a card called "Rocket Launcher" which is NOT a gun
TehAmelie: i was watching a LP of Portal earlier and it took a while to figure out which Portal we were talking about now >_>
darkflame0994: power armor*
GredGredmansson: move to beep step
Dandinstorm12: op decided to battle
monkeyrama: those sure were words you just said
theblakdeth: Standard is not high, Eldrane just rotated out
RockPusher: Amping Ian up seems like a dangerous tempting of fate lrrBEEJ
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Aside from wizard's stance on the issue, I disagree that guns inherently don't belong in a magical setting as most things used to funnel and focus down magical energy would eventually evolve to resemble a gun
KodeMage: @Sage0fMadness truth
Sage0fMadness: @KodeMage i was there, Gandalf. I was there when Portal changed blocking to intercepting rlyMaths
Izandai: oh shooot
GredGredmansson: WOW
ArdCollider: Chitterspitter's... it shoots things.
Dandinstorm12: clever
Izandai: Oh, they missed their hydra.
Dandinstorm12: so smart
monkeyrama: oooooh, smart
MegaDosX: That was clever
pyro_phage: Also known by the title "Amplifier Prologue: Final Cut"'
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Only gun I can think of off the top og my head is Fodder Cannon, and that shoots goblins so lrrSPOOP
Seth_Erickson: So smart
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Dandinstorm12: lol
MegaDosX: DRAKUSETH
monkeyrama: oh dang
Dandinstorm12: GG
GredGredmansson: oh, hello DRAKUSETH
Diabore: and game
MegaDosX: BIG BOY
monkeyrama: that's a bomb
Izandai: Now THAT'S a dragon!
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: hello there
obijam_: I believe they added some cards specifically for that artifact too
Seth_Erickson: I am here
baskwalla: noice
Seth_Erickson: My Kin
KodeMage: geez, you rolling hot tonight
BrowneePoints: The 7 drops on Arena are DUMB
Dread_Pirate_Westley: jlrrCoolgame
monkeyrama: Jesus
Dandinstorm12: yay
frank_the_great: GG, G
EotMJohn: Ba GAWD! That's Drakuseth's music!
djalternative: DrakuSaffron Olive
Chicky49: pure skills, no luck involved
gnome_friend: So......
gnome_friend: one more?
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KodeMage: hard disagree
Dandinstorm12: Graham Boiii
darkflame0994: Drakuseth, proooobably better known as.....
1y1e: LR "the old 2 and 1" R
UponMyOath: Can someone link me the card they’re using when they spin the wheel, please?
Plasterboard: In a game that has all figures holding a gun or manning a gun of some sort (for the most part), WotC would have to come up with some intricate effects to account for units having that kind of weaponry.
monkeyrama: Too late, fam
Izandai: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Evochron13: clip it for snitchin
GredGredmansson: brrrolf
ThermobaricKitten: I feel like this might be going in the highlight reel
Kadenus: don't worry adam no one will ever clip this :)
gnome_friend: Clip it! That's the ticket!
MurphEP: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
GredGredmansson: uhoh
Gaz_L: behold our 2/2 bear
Dandinstorm12: highlight reel bayyybe
GredGredmansson: Sarkhan Serra
dkosa: stiches get snipped
monkeyrama: I was born with stitches OpieOP
MegaDosX: I think opponent's on Sarkhan Serra
djalternative: We can clip it and James not see it. It's whether Cori puts it in the highlights
RockPusher: Snitches get Ice Cream
UponMyOath: Snitch it, that’s the stitch it
Joalni: You can trust chat, Adam :)
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Graham and Adam are the cool uncles while James is the boring but practical dad
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Dandinstorm12: mmmm
GredGredmansson: lrrDILLY
noSmokeFire: humanity has long pondered such philosophical questions as "what if we fought that angel?"
Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
LRRbot: Firm belief!
aerohydra: jlrrIcream
BrowneePoints: Oh yea you'll probably see it later Graham, but there's a card in Midnight Hunt that looks a little like Dale
gnome_friend: lrrDILLY
TehAmelie: highlight? that's not right. snitches use ... clipses
ihaveepiness: snitches get ice cream from james
EotMJohn: Snitches get Stitches, and then you get ice cream if you have stitches
LemonOnRye: So snitches get icecream then?
pyro_phage: Adam yells a lot at chat for a man who's fate is now in our hands
TubaSquad: snitches get delicious dishes
cabforpitt: everyone except the snitches?
frank_the_great: Snitches to James gets ice cream... eventually
Dandinstorm12: hello
darkflame0994: @GredGredmansson so 2/3ds of a Kaalia party?
MegaDosX: I want Ishkanah on Arena
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePoints oh, the Blue one that makes Zombies?
BrowneePoints: @GredGredmansson yep
Dandinstorm12: that's a thick lad
GredGredmansson: @darkflame0994 where's Ob's deck
ArkhamArchivist: Bestial Menachay
dkosa: where's the pool
Dandinstorm12: welp
monkeyrama: hahaaa
darkflame0994: @GredGredmansson On New Cappena
frank_the_great: We jammin
RockPusher: jamieJamjar
e_bloc: I'd like to jam it with you
dkosa: jamming with you
BrowneePoints: just keep making spiders with the spide
TehAmelie: it's Dennis the Menace
djalternative agressively repeats "We Jammin"
Dandinstorm12: we shall overcome, some day
hexy_lexy: @TehAmelie dennachay the menachay
EvilBadman: We're not here to unearth spiders, G
Dandinstorm12: hey Serge
monkeyrama: LUL
gnome_friend: ?
monkeyrama: gottem
Dandinstorm12: gottem
hexy_lexy: LUL GOTTEM
Dandinstorm12: oh hell, double dragon
baskwalla: That'll teach Serge
gnome_friend: I... what does that mean?
monkeyrama: hahaaa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: PPR!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's... in like a week isn't it wow
Sniknob: Gottem?
MegaDosX: Opponent's dead
Dandinstorm12: uh
Aarek: so they dead?
monkeyrama: "Kick rocks" "Oh thanks, I love sports"
mulligan2six: Win on the crackbacK?
BabyWeyoun: no block and you win
GredGredmansson: we don't block
gnome_friend: Cram them in what?
MegaDosX: They're dead on the crackback, yeah
EvilBadman: It's like Kramburger, but good
RockPusher: sergeSip sergeHeart
gnome_friend: And are these literal walnuts?
MegaDosX: Maths is for blockers, after all
SharkHero08: Adam, is cram walnuts like telling someone to 'go stuff a sock'?
Dandinstorm12: op's not only really dead they're really most sincerly dead
GredGredmansson: because its christmas
gnome_friend: Why would you cram walnuts?
e_bloc: its more like kick rocks
Mr_Horrible: MegaDosX Math is for blockers, but you gotta be able to know when *you're* the blocker HahaSweat
monkeyrama: To... beat someone up?
frank_the_great: I stuff socks every day, two to be exact. With my feet
pyro_phage: Counterpoint, why would you cram walnuts?
GredGredmansson: for what, pray tell
monkeyrama: Oh dear
RayFK: GRAHAM
Dandinstorm12: Poor Graham
AtomicAlchemical: Man, somebody really should have popularized an expression about this exact situation
RockPusher: Stuff a sock… to make a sock snake
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Quick, make one in paint!
CanisLupusAqua: @Dandinstorm12 upset at you for giving me vivid middle school theatre club flashbacks
monkeyrama: PPR? OpieOP
GredGredmansson: we didn't hear
MegaDosX: Sick!
LarkSachrosis: CoolCat
dkosa: on the 12th
Dandinstorm12: @CanisLupusAqua what goes around comes around
NotCainNorAbel: graphicless PPR!
e_bloc: is it at midnight
frank_the_great: POG, I didn't see it coming
darkspiredragon: Wait, another Magic set?
monkeyrama: Sunday? Wild
GredGredmansson: sunday sunday?
ArmandUsagi: IRL or distanced?
MegaDosX: Next weekend!
planeswalkagogo: I would love to know when the LRR preview card airs
gnome_friend: Yay, on a weekend!
Ballistic_Meatball: 10 DAYS
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The graphic I'm imagining is really great, and tells the story!
monkeyrama: 10 days 👀
BabyWeyoun: what guests?
Ballistic_Meatball: wowza
darkflame0994: IRL or Social Distanced?
ShaneLeeAtk: Oops... All LRR
planeswalkagogo: next wednesday, excellent!
Wonderdoc: Back in the meatspace?
monkeyrama: Some in person stuff? PogChamp
KodeMage: Nice!
monkeyrama: Eyyyyyy
KyubiStormMage: 10 days
MegaDosX: Awesome!
BabyWeyoun: oh, the beforetimes, nice
Ballistic_Meatball: Meatspace!
Easilycrazyhat: Nice ^.^
Diabore: IM SO EXCITED
e_bloc: the guest is cards from the new set
monkeyrama: That's wonderful seabatPjorg
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Yay! That means a lot in the return to normalcy for me
darkflame0994: Moonbase PPR!!!
Gaz_L: table friend off set in other studio?
Mr_Horrible: trash-talking in the same room again PogChamp
planeswalkagogo: I hear werewolves enjoy the Meatspace
KodeMage: mix your pathogens again
theblakdeth: live, or prerecorded?
gnome_friend: LOOK AT THE CARDS
Diabore: MEATSPACE MEATSPACE MEATSPACE
Wonderdoc: MEATSPACE!! MEATSPACE!! MEATSPACE!!
pyro_phage: Are you going to put up one of those bank tellar windows between the players?
frozenphoenix7: Whomst of the LRR folks will be slinging some spells?
e_bloc: (Arlinn bites Ben's head off)
darkflame0994: Wait if its at the moonbase then isnt the special guest Emrakul?
BabyWeyoun: pre-prerecorded
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Just get a standee cutout of Arlinn as the guest
Mysticman89: no marching band though presumably
RockPusher: Live or Zombies?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're live, so something's gonna happen.
EvilBadman: How bad do you think Humans goof up the universe by Fighting the Moon
Gaz_L: with occasional pre-recorded element
Ballistic_Meatball: Kaiser Soze?
itomathefuzzy: About Arlinn, she looks like she's not doing good. Does she need an asprin? Maybe some caffiene?
ritchards: Live, so something will happen!
Gaz_L: and you were there
monkeyrama: The return of champ Adam
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: We're finally gonna find out how the Gitrog Monster killed Thalia
KodeMage: Vampire cosplay?
KodeMage: access to the prop room
hexy_lexy: ben, OTHER ben
Phailhammer: Sheppard
BrowneePoints: Gotta get a Surprise James since it's back to Innistrad. Gotta get that throwback! @LoadingReadyRun
e_bloc: you can if you concede at 5 minutes
hexy_lexy: O R B
gnome_friend: Ecstasy to the ORB!
RockPusher: Phil Time‽ I love that guy! lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: I need a card of Thalia killing the Gitrog just to spite that meme
RomanGoro: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian’s finally got all the parts to put together five hand-built JFET Pre-amps. Let’s put another project to bed! Game: Microphone Pre-Amp - The Finale) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
LarkSachrosis: lrrCIRCLE
monkeyrama: Looks like we've spread out the orbs
pyro_phage: Sounds like the talk of someone who doesn't believe in themselves
frank_the_great: Yes, but will you spoil something after the PPR but people misinterpret your explicit announcement?
Dr_Shandor: It's worth it around level 67
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream, Adam and Graham!
darkspiredragon: Thanks for the stream!
AshBurnem: <3 lrrSHINE
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Bye! 👋
TubaSquad: JFETs SabaPing SabaPing
ritchards: !schedule
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monkeyrama: CK PogChamp
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Suspiciously fast shipping
Alahmnat: class warfare?
GredGredmansson: lrrBEN lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER lrrGRAHAM
e_bloc: classmander
GredGredmansson: So which one of you is Bard Class
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I better see some awful old cards in Graham's deck
LarkSachrosis: Interesting
Vampyre_Lord: you invented a thing? dont worry, WotC will use it to name a secret lair
e_bloc: Wheeler has to be the bard
noSmokeFire: is your commander the same class as your enchantment?
RockPusher: Classmander
MegaDosX: So kinda like Oathbreaker except Classes instead of Instants/Sorceries?
Wonderdoc: The classes are at war but ours is winning
monkeyrama: LUL
monkeyrama: Sounds fun
GredGredmansson: but lets face it, its gonna be a bard
frank_the_great: Neato
azidbern95: Yisan?
ritchards: Classbreaker
e_bloc: yargle
noSmokeFire: horse?
planeswalkagogo: an Egg!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wizard/Barbarian
EvilBadman: Wizard
monkeyrama: Egg
frank_the_great: Cycling class, because he's a wheeler
Vampyre_Lord: wizard
monkeyrama: for sure
EJGRgunner: Cowboy is not a Class, though
azidbern95: Wizard
IgnatiusHusky: A long winded joke?
MegaDosX: Muscle wizard!
AshBurnem: Clown
monkeyrama: Muscle Cleric
Mr_Horrible: Biff Spellsm'n
UWDJohn: A loxodon cleric?
Gaz_L: 5 colour mono-white
Vampyre_Lord: muscle arcane cleric. ez
AshBurnem: He goes to clown college.
EvilBadman: Cleric? But that's Jer White's music
frank_the_great: Oh good
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN Adam was right
monkeyrama: Byee
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: What an abrupt ending to the stream :p
Easilycrazyhat: Paladins are basically clerics.
lamina5432: gnight
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
goombalax: "theres only one and everyone knows it" *all guesses different and wrong*
ContingentCat: close enough
TimIAm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian’s finally got all the parts to put together five hand-built JFET Pre-amps. Let’s put another project to bed! Game: Microphone Pre-Amp - The Finale) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
v_nome: What is a paladin if not a muscle wizard?
ContingentCat: !findquote paladin
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Stab it in the deadly lasers.
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
planeswalkagogo: @v_nome according to Portal, apparently someone in full plate with a gun, lol
TheDailyMapleSyrup: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian’s finally got all the parts to put together five hand-built JFET Pre-amps. Let’s put another project to bed! Game: Microphone Pre-Amp - The Finale) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
CAKHost: lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
hexy_lexy: lrrSIG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ian finally got all the parts he needs to finish the microphone pre-amps — let’s get to work! | Tune in for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry right now at http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-UaPGCXsAAL6Ra.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1433580909647708193
TheMerricat: Ok chat, talk about weird synergies, apparently this month's 'discount on subs' is being sponsored by grubhub?
Earthenone: i guess subway had to back out
GapFiller: grub hub sub
GapFiller: makes sense really
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrIAN
ContingentCat: !findquote second
LRRbot: Quote #3200: "This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn." —Beej [2016-08-12]
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrIAN
RockPusher: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3739: "It's true! My @$$ is out there!" —Ian [2016-12-13]
aerohydra: muted
TheMerricat: muted
AshBurnem: <3
planeswalkagogo: and audio is here!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
frogomb: is this... my boy?
ArdCollider: hi Ian!
ManOCatherby: It ya boooooiiiiiiiiiii
serramarkov: Hi Ian, hi chat!
e_bloc: always forward, sometimes learning
hexy_lexy: ITS MY BOI
Too_Many_Knives: Breathe, Ian
Nigouki: Ian Horner, the world famous owner of the HornHole
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Too_Many_Knives: JFET
DrakoniteStreams: therea48Wave
e_bloc: he is literally changing his windpipe
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: then after that we take over the word!
Anexmedia: Oh so I had a thought for a future project: sleeving and coiling some custom USB cables
RockPusher: tiltyhCheers tiltyhEXTREME
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RendezVoodoo: hope the days going well
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Anexmedia: Speaking of Cat12, is the Raspberry Vanilla Saison good?
ArdCollider: is it legit just titled the Tinker Tailor Trello Fry?
MWGNZ: thats why you print your own box
Anexmedia: While I love Digikey, they are not great for project boxes smaller than that