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Fruan: Commander HYPE lrrSHINE
djalternative: hola chat
Nogrid: hello
djalternative: any special twist or just normal commander?
GredGredmansson: Class Commander
Juliamon: Class-based Commander
aerohydra: yes
Fruan: The special ingredient is love (I honestly have no idea what they're doing tonight)
Juliamon: !decks
GredGredmansson: I think its like that "Commander with a signature spell" format, but the signature spell is a class
Haroldholmes25: Class-based commander? We truly do live in a society
djalternative: ah. a twist of lime I see
GredGredmansson: what was it called again?
djalternative: oathbreaker
GredGredmansson: that's the one
Catastrophil: Ooh nice, I enjoyed it when the commander vs guys did it, this should be fun
GredGredmansson: also I don't know if they are actually following oathbreaker rules, i just know that's what it reminded me of
Earthenone: class warfare as richard garfield intended
laikagoat: coxWiggle
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gnome_friend: !advice
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gnome_friend: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know you're very blue?
Hewdra: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
electra310: !y
GredGredmansson: its the shirt.
gnome_friend: !sassflan
gnome_friend: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't do what Daddy Ian didn't.
djalternative: @GredGredmansson oathbreaker is 20 life, planeswalker commander, and instant/sorcery signature spell. In other words, no they aren't following that.
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2172: "I'm here because I'm beautiful." β€”Cameron [2016-03-26]
GredGredmansson: !maam
electra310: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
gnome_friend: lrrCAMERON
electra310: hehehehe
GredGredmansson: !findquote class
LRRbot: Quote #4913: "LoadingReadyRun: All class." β€”Graham [2018-04-23]
GredGredmansson: I'll buy it
Earthenone: !wendys
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #1650: "You get to see magical sausage!" β€”Graham [2016-01-25]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM
gnome_friend: sergeHi lrrGRAHAM
electra310: Oh no! Always watching!
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
GredGredmansson: nicobWave lrrGRAHAM
gnome_friend: !card always watching
LRRbot: Always Watching [1WW] | Enchantment | Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHERE
gnome_friend: Graham is a 2/2 for 1G with vigilance
electra310: Not bad
RockPusher: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Dog_of_Myth: !next
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thegitrogsquirrel: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
electra310: Nice catch!
Dog_of_Myth: Woooo!
gnome_friend: @thegitrogsquirrel do you know what happened to Thalia, Guardian of Thraben?
Manae: Sniped the snipe right out from under me
RockPusher: OSFrog
thegitrogsquirrel: What?
IbunWest: lizstarGlee
theamc2000: lrrAWESOME
electra310: I want to see the graphic for the new PPR
gnome_friend creates a clue artifact token
GredGredmansson: So did Graham
thegitrogsquirrel: i was hungry
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIG
gnome_friend: lrrSIG
Anubis169: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrFINE lrrSIG
djalternative: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Fried_Twinkie: Fire the missiles!
GredGredmansson: lrrSIG
AllTheWeasels: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
IbunWest: lrrHORN cliffYell
Xafty: ok, i got an add for SEE and i need to watch it.
Xafty: ad*
azidbern95: to quote someone responding yo my tweet, who's ready for the Friday Night Papal Fight?
electra310 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
electra310: Ten months, that's like a whole year!
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gnome_friend: @azidbern95 which popes are fighting?
theamc2000: @xaft what is SEE?
Fried_Twinkie: My money is on John Paul II
azidbern95: Paladin Class vs all comers from what I hear
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Fight Night Paper Fight Time! @coachNellyMTG @BengineeringTV @BWheelerMTG and @Graham_LRR are playing Commander with AFR Class Cards. It's Classmander! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-Zii5DUcAUrwZr.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1433943523561148417
RockPusher: Putting the ass in Classmander
Xafty: @theamc2000 no idea, but it has dave batista and jason momoa
virre_: I would think some Biship would be read for a Papal fight
GredGredmansson: Whoever is playing Bard class is the one I am rooting for
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theamc2000: @xafty you sold me
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luke1x: hey chat!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL That's right, its the Fight night Paper Fight. Double Fighting!
gnome_friend: My favorites are monk class and ranger class
Xafty: @theamc2000 RIGHT?!?!
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RockPusher: !findquote class
LRRbot: Quote #5158: "Ah, the assassin class." β€”Ben, while using a Gatling cannon [2018-07-10]
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Alas_Babylon: Class is in session, boys, girls, and those betwixt.
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theamc2000: @xafty i might need to watch tv
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote bard
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
99dcwolf: Hryo@
99dcwolf: !
F1SHOR: benginHi benginHi
Alas_Babylon: hellu
Xafty: odd there isnt a bard quote
theamc2000: !brad
GredGredmansson: !findquote song
Jradcliffe719: it has been way too long since i managed to catch one of these from the start, woo!
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my Secret, I always have reach.
offbeatwitch: always.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW LRRbot
Jradcliffe719: !findquote tunnel
LRRbot: Quote #4533: "A tunnel is a tube with a cave at each end." β€”Paul [2017-12-06]
Alas_Babylon: !findquote song
Alas_Babylon: That's a good wisdom
gnome_friend: !card monk class
LRRbot: Monk Class [WU] | Enchantment β€” Class | The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / {W}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."
Blightfight: Man, the Road Quest BGM is so good.
Jradcliffe719: @LRRbot i hate that this works
WowoT: !findquote commander
LRRbot: Quote #6986: "Who needs human allies if you can command the very insects?" β€”Kathleen [2020-06-01]
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote cleric
Welbog: Commander hype
99dcwolf: !findquote Monk
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
Jradcliffe719: commence moderate amounts of hype
theamc2000: !findquote brad
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Fruan: I see Kathleen has read Worm...
Easilycrazyhat: Ugh, looks like LRR is on the list of streams that just won't load for me today for some reason. Bummer :\
Alas_Babylon: That sucks :/
DeM0nFiRe: oof lrrAWW
Jradcliffe719: the universe hates you crazyhat
RockPusher: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
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GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
theamc2000: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
electra310: It's coming!
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gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
Easilycrazyhat: @Jradcliffe719 Apparently
Hewdra: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Earthenone: @LionsEyeDiamond Jinzo? is that you in a trench coat?
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earlgrey82: Classmander?
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electra310: It's Friday Night! It's time for fighting! With Paper!
Dr_Shandor: Indomitable creativity is not a fun deck to play against
NarishmaReborn: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
99dcwolf: HYPE
RockPusher: !findquote cards
LRRbot: Quote #2751: "I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark." β€”Cameron [2016-06-10]
Jradcliffe719: forgot about the coordinated assault jump sacare
Alas_Babylon: @earlgrey82 Presumably decks based around the Class cards in AFR
snortablecola: @Dr_Shandor yes correct
Sogheim: oh dang that's a sweet quote
YeetTheRich_: oh god LUL
Wonderdoc: Iβ€˜m just in time. Like a man of wizardry oughta
Hewdra: oh my god I love him
SnowBuddy18: got here at the perfect time
theamc2000: Wheeler did something with his hair. It is nice
BjjBrain: I'm here for it!!!!
aiamethyst: wheeler's hair is disconcerting
Fried_Twinkie: Class warfare?
GredGredmansson: nicobClassy
frogomb: sounds classy
azidbern95: lookin good Wheeler!
99dcwolf: @Wonderdoc I thought you arrived precisely when you meant to?
electra310: Wheeler the pauper?
RockPusher: Goofs! Goofs! Goofs!
shadowypenguin: wait wtf is that Wheeler
GredGredmansson: tomSilence
CururuGuasu: The classy commander
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
shadowypenguin: oh good Ben hit puberty
GredGredmansson: lrrWHEELER lrrBEN lrrGRAHAM lrrNELSON
Loonatic93: Friday Night Class Fight!
Plasterboard: "Speaking of whii..." WHAM! BARRAGE OF ADS
QuixoticScrivener: Holy shit, I did not recognize Wheeler.
theamc2000: Nelson cards his kids playroom a cage?
NonUniqueGuy: Wheeler is clearly the cleric of the group.
zuchen_120: Yay ads
Robot_Bones: Wow lrr got real classist all of a sudden
PhoenixMelior: Is Ben a druid?
Loonatic93: Class Warfare... in Paper!
PhoenixMelior: Oh now i see it
Plasterboard: maybe slam the barrage of ads during the five minute prelude to stream beginning?
Alas_Babylon: Ben's probably a warlock
ihlendrax: Only 7 ads this time, but yes ads timin* was…ugh.
Sogheim: I would love the cardboard boxes instead of the plastic ones
PhoenixMelior: Gotta love lag
Plasterboard: pre-roll
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LarkSachrosis: Same G
tehfewl: Wheeler is coming out with his White Mage cosplay
RockPusher: !findquote mullet
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NonUniqueGuy: I wonder if someone is the rogue.
zuchen_120: Ad 5/8
MurphEP: I want to see Wheeler's full costume
99dcwolf: SO odd to see Wheeler without his glasses on
BasiliskXVIII: I ordered from CK and got the "supply shortage" slip, but I still got a plastic clamshell case.
laikagoat: zoeyParty fionaClap zoeyParty fionaClap zoeyParty
electra310: yaaaaaay!
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DJayHGaming: pre-prerelease hype!
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theamc2000: @99dcwolf oh that is what is different
GredGredmansson: !!!!!!!
MurphEP: Woo!
Fruan: MOONBASE?!
Dog_of_Myth: Get your wolves ready
CaptainSpam: MOONBASE!!
djalternative: G finished the graphic!
KaleidoscopeMind: Moonbase!
FrozenNitrogen: oooooo moonbase!
GredGredmansson: MOOOOOON
SquareDotCube: But it's not at midnight... Kappa
MurphEP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin
Alas_Babylon: Moonbase!!
virre_: Oh
gnome_friend: !findquote moon
LRRbot: Quote #7093: "Do we need to shave the moon?" β€”Cameron [2020-08-03]
Anexmedia: Howl at the Moonbase!
CururuGuasu: Pre-pre release the hounds!
F1SHOR: eww monday - luckily theres quick vods
CaptainSpam: Sunday SUNDAY Sunday! At the MOONBASE!!! BE THERE!
RockPusher: Featuring special guest - The Moonbase lrrAWESOME
electra310: MOONBASE!
DeM0nFiRe: Super glad it's Sunday so I can watch the whole thing. Also in person PogChamp
Plasterboard: Hey @LoadingReadyRun can you run through what it is you're doing again? The pre-roll ads just ran for a few minutes and we missed everything after "speaking of which"
LarkSachrosis: At least it's still on a day I have off!
zuchen_120: Ads done. Weird.
TheWarbo: PJsPR
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Loonatic93: SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! We're going to turn the Moonbase into a mudpit!
KWardJenx: Moonbase!!!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: Is it moonbase time because it is midnight?
MurphEP: Hooray! Glad you feel safe to be back!!!
Wonderdoc: MEATSPACE
Dog_of_Myth: MOONBASE Hype
frogomb: Sunday ppr sounds awesome!
SnowBuddy18: hooray!!!
FenrisSchafer: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
Fried_Twinkie: Is there going to be a Moonbase party?
bullseye3265: If nothing else, wheeler will have the moral victory with the costume
NonUniqueGuy: In the Moonbase? That is going to be so weird.
Fruan: A game of Magic on a single table?! What is this madness?
virre_: Yes Lunar combination
FrozenNitrogen: that first fnpf is gonna be no one owns their own cards
LarkSachrosis: Make it easier to track Day/Night?
zuchen_120: Ben you monster.
Alas_Babylon: Ooooh!
YeetTheRich_: tergrid is just evil
Fried_Twinkie: Does the class enchantment count for the 100?
SnowBuddy18: @LarkSachrosis just turn on/off lights
ArcOfTheConclave: Does the creature have to have that class
aiamethyst: @FenrisSchafer hey, I made this emote. It's cool to see it out in the wild.
GredGredmansson: welp, I'm rooting for Graham then
LarkSachrosis: @LarkSachrosis Or a day-for-night filter
ShaneLeeAtk: Flavor!
philippekav: bard class is my jam
Alas_Babylon: Bard class seems hella busted in this format
Hewdra: @ArcOfTheConclave some of the classes don't exist as creature types, like paladin, sorcerer and monk
RockPusher: Goofs! Goofs! Goofs!
MegaDosX: The best kind of evening!
Dog_of_Myth: That's the best kind though
BjjBrain: Is that Jonathan Taylor Thomas ?! Oh it's Wheeler!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
gnome_friend: Monk class go!
YeetTheRich_: another 4 hour commander game huh? yes please
MurphEP: Bard = rogue
LarkSachrosis: Nadaar! My Boy!
LRRbot: Bard Class [RG] | Enchantment β€” Class | Legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. / {R}{G}: Level 2 / Legendary spells you cast cost {R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. / {3}{R}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a legendary spell, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
Alas_Babylon: Brad = Rouge
SnowBuddy18: A Very Goofy Movie... I mean Evening
bullseye3265: but graham, why aren't you DRESSED like a bard?
Dmc3628: Monk with narset? well Ulmer's the supervillain
Anexmedia: Flute tribal
Loonatic93: My commander and my color identity is Red Green.
PhoenixMelior: Why does the overlay say radha
maxthefourth: bard = rogue with flute
Dog_of_Myth: He multiclassed
LRRbot: Fighter Class [RW] | Enchantment β€” Class | When Fighter Class enters the battlefield, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{R}{W}: Level 2 / Equip abilities you activate cost {2} less to activate. / {3}{R}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever a creature you control attacks, up to one target creature blocks it this combat if able.
RockPusher: gabyLewd Bard Stuff sergeMoly
Fruan: I adore Graham's terrible commander decks.
LRRbot: Bruenor Battlehammer [2RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Warrior [5/3] | Each creature you control gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. / You may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.
CururuGuasu: Two color bard stuff
Dmc3628: yeah tappedout will do that
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Ba_Dum_Tish: It's great to be here
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Blightfight: So, is the Narset the classic infinite Turns deck?
MurphEP: Next update it'll be in, I'm sure
kumatsu: Big raid inc
CastleOtranto: Chat, this might not be totally related, but peanut butter is pretty good if you are allergic to it, right?
YeetTheRich_: I am sure ben is not doing degenerate stuff but narset gives me ptsd
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
DeM0nFiRe: @CastleOtranto spicy peanut butter
KaleidoscopeMind: the dragon man is more boring?
Dog_of_Myth: But he's a dragon though
Simonark: @Blightfight Some of us abuse Narset in other ways completely. She's also obscene with Superfriends!
botanykinggold: Love the paladin clothes!!!!
GredGredmansson: how is the dragon more boring
LarkSachrosis: Nadaar is real fun
LRRbot: Monk Class [WU] | Enchantment β€” Class | The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / {W}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."
TheWarbo: wow rude
Alas_Babylon: One Punch Boi
RockPusher: Funky Monk-y
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
tehfewl: Love the Easter Dragonshields
Fried_Twinkie: Just punching for about 100 then
Dmc3628: Ulmer' The Supervillain doesn't matter Ulmer, you put the scary commander in
noSmokeFire: return to monky
tigerking19898: Ben's deck is going to be awesome
CastleOtranto: @CastleOtranto Send me your recipe, please
Ba_Dum_Tish: I ran a monk prowess deck once
99dcwolf: Sure, the Narset deck "Not ding anything powerful" ;)
gnome_friend: #TeamNarset
F1SHOR: im sold - team ben it is
LarkSachrosis: Ben here to have fun
99dcwolf: *Doing
GredGredmansson: !findquote monk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
noSmokeFire: it's muscle wizards!
Malkmaven1176: It has Blue, destroy it
Cavemanhar: narset and not shu yun
Ba_Dum_Tish: Return to monke
Hewdra: returning to monke gave me a sensible chuckle
Blightfight: I tried to make a Narset Stax deck. It didn't work out/.
maxthefourth: !card monk class
LRRbot: Monk Class [WU] | Enchantment β€” Class | The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / {W}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."
shaunnow: Just make sure its not a digital spindown
Wonderdoc: The hunterβ€˜s mark will remain on Ben until evidence suggests it shouldnt be
TamesLovesGames: This looks to be a fun game
99dcwolf: D-D-D-D-Dora
Earthenone: is this network error on my end?
99dcwolf: First thing that came to mind, ha ha
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SconeforgeMystic: Looks like I just leveled up!
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Jradcliffe719: i love wheeler's accent
RockPusher: Earthenone stream fine here - refresh?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Untap upkeep clothes
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is the only one who got the memo that this was to be a cosplay stream
Anexmedia: To be fair, a DB shirt is a solid guess most of the time
tehfewl: THICKet
LRRbot: Tranquil Thicket | Land | Tranquil Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {G}
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land β€” Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Jradcliffe719: graham claims not to be musically inclined, yet he made the masterpiece 2013
noSmokeFire: historical bards weren't excusively musical! you could be like a viking bard, who insulted people so hard they died
LRRbot: Goblin Gaveleer [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Trample / Goblin Gaveleer gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it.
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MegaDosX: Did Nelson bring his Gladiator deck?
LarkSachrosis: Fixing? vargBulk
Dmc3628: Nelly would have needed a Sigarda's Aid and a Hammer to be Modern
offbeatwitch: we love to fetchland
azureHaights: GOvelleer
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
kumatsu: OK for real now big raid inc >.>
Loonatic93: Wheeler "Kicks ass for The LORD!"
LRRbot: Sol Talisman | Artifact | Suspend 3β€”{1} / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
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LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
Ethanjem: @Jradcliffe719 vicksyLurk
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Dmc3628: the better Sol
JokerBoney: wheeler with the huge cheats
circusofkirkus: Gamers love that one thing
Jradcliffe719: oh hai @Ethanjem
gnome_friend: !findquote God
LRRbot: Quote #4860: "Minecraft: God's perfect game." β€”Adam [2018-03-27]
botanykinggold: Wheeler please tell me your deckhas bald sons!!!
LRRbot: Instrument of the Bards [G] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a harmony counter on Instrument of the Bards. / {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to the number of harmony counters on Instrument of the Bards, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If that card is legendary, create a Treasure token. Then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: ben trying really hard not to be the villain I see Kappa
theamc2000: bardstrument
Ethanjem: huzzyHi
GredGredmansson: wait, how did Wheeler pay for that talisman?
LarkSachrosis: Turn 1 Sol Ring and you call out a fetch? lrrBEEJ
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PerplexedPensive: can someone bring up the red mouse on the card reader I can't read what it says Kappa
azureHaights: Reading the card, explains the value
MurphEP: Who has time to read
JokerBoney: plays a tapped land and then paid for suspend
MegaDosX: I love when you read a card after playing it and realise it's so much better than you thought :p
Fruan: Search for "Bard", add all to deck. Reading is for suckers.
TheWarbo: notably *equal* not "equal or less"
GredGredmansson: @JokerBoney with what
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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KiaStirling: subiversary commander game? Subiversary commander game :)
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JokerBoney: @gredgredmansson exactly
Dmc3628: if that was Tantalite
MegaDosX: !card sol talisman
LRRbot: Sol Talisman | Artifact | Suspend 3β€”{1} / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
tehfewl: Cheat count: 1
DoctorHoneyDew: cheatty faceee
LRRbot: Segovian Angel [W] | Creature β€” Angel [1/1] | Flying, vigilance
TamesLovesGames: Wheeler has excellent taste in Plains art
YeetTheRich_: bad hover myr Kappa
GredGredmansson: segovian angel is too small for another creature type
MegaDosX: The phrase "regular angel" is a heck of a thing
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
azureHaights: To shave some time
99dcwolf: To shave suffle time
gnome_friend: Shave tuffle sime
LRRbot: Paladin Class [W] | Enchantment β€” Class | Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost {1} more to cast. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+1. / {4}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you attack, until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +1/+1 for each other attacking creature and gains double strike.
anbuagent12: I got here late and just noticed the class part. This sounds fun
marxmarksman: Appreciate Wheeler's commitment to the bit.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: lmao whoops
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
RockPusher: gabyLul
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gnome_friend: !findquote enchant
LRRbot: Quote #6584: "I'll try to distract chat with my enchanting jawline." β€”Cameron [2019-11-22]
Loonatic93: Green has Enchantment Removal? LIES, I say! LIES!!!!!
99dcwolf: Has LRR ever considered doing a Commander stream with viewer-submitted lists?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ninjim84: player removal is modal
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that doesn't work Ben LUL
MegaDosX: I feel like Ben has been in this exact scenario before
MegaDosX: Just when playing his Kykar deck I think
gnome_friend: Chromeshell crab!
MegaDosX: !card chromeshell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature β€” Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When Chromeshell Crab is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
DarkMorford: Chromeshell crab!
marxmarksman: Seto Kaiba?
DoctorHoneyDew: will bender????!!
Nitrocean: hey chat, can I get an epic gamer shoutout to my friend, Jay Radcliffe DM? He really loves your work!
Dmc3628: master of pearls
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #7303: "You can't get more gamer than a muffin on a progress bar!" β€”Heather [2020-10-23]
NarishmaReborn: 100% pearls
Dr_Shandor: It's always willbender
99dcwolf: I tell ya hwat
gnome_friend: lrrAWESOME @Jradcliffe719
Ba_Dum_Tish: D e e p bard
Sibwow: why wheeler your hair is so round
frogomb: is there a commander tax io the classes if they get destroyed? and do they come back at level 1?
Ethanjem: @Nitrocean vicksyFox1 vicksyFox2 vicksyFox3
Jradcliffe719: fuck you ryan
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
kumatsu: epic gamer shoutout to Nelly's epic gamer shoutout
MurphEP: lol
lion_byte: epic gamer
Cavemanhar: its always chromeshell crab
LRRbot: Bard Class [RG] | Enchantment β€” Class | Legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. / {R}{G}: Level 2 / Legendary spells you cast cost {R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. / {3}{R}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a legendary spell, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
LRRbot: Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper | Legendary Land | Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}, Pay 2 life: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.
A_Dub888: Legendary Tomb
photosinensis: epic gamer moment: someone goes on a slur-laden rant.
circusofkirkus: it was more than one Ben
RandomTrivia: Also, it ONLY casts legendary spells :D
MegaDosX: Wheeler with that Kamigawa lore
Loonatic93: Does your land get a +1/+1 counter? lrrBEEJ
theamc2000: it was 4
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shurtal: 75 months, C's get Degrees!
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marxmarksman: Untaidake going to be a skyscraper in Neon Dynasty?
kumatsu: is it revealing a blue card from your hand, Ben?
Traion: It was so much more than 1 stream Ben. It was a week long event
MurphEP: Yet
MegaDosX: Chromeshell Crab!
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Dmc3628: Dragons Eye savants then
GredGredmansson: is it a chromeshell crab?
99dcwolf: @marxmarksman I keep calling it Neon Destiny
photosinensis: Tentacle monsters in Neon Dynasty? Please?
Robot_Bones: Akroma?
LRRbot: Dancing Sword [1W] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / When equipped creature dies, you may have Dancing Sword become a 2/1 Construct artifact creature with flying and ward {1}. If you do, it isn't an Equipment. / Equip {1}
AveryCorvus: I didn't realize Willbender was a monk
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theamc2000: stratus dancer?
GredGredmansson: and flying
gnome_friend: The excellent monk chromeshell crab
marxmarksman: @marxmarksman Better than Neon Density!
MegaDosX: The Charleston
Traion: Are they restricted to creatures of their class too?
Fried_Twinkie: The mamba
kumatsu: tunak tunak tun
Sogheim: that's not how the scimitar dances...
BusTed: Sabre Dance, obv
baskwalla: Chicken dance
RandomTrivia: A Sabre Dance clearly
RandomTrivia: BusTed #drift
GredGredmansson: @Traion no, most of these classes don't exist in MTG
ladyjessica: Flossing
randombillfolds: It swings.
Dmc3628: the fighter has only chosen violence
Robot_Bones: Heyyyy macarena
Traion: GredGredmansson all except Fighter do, and I think warrior would be the equivalent but give Nelson a huge advantage :p
LRRbot: Paladin en-Vec [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, protection from black and from red
Loonatic93: All Shapeshifters are Bards!
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
YeetTheRich_: pro black really good here Kappa
azureHaights: Protection from po-po
NarishmaReborn: i played the heeeeeeck out of that card when i was in high school
photosinensis: Shapeshifters can't block warriors.
MegaDosX: That would be impossible for Bard I'm pretty sure
GredGredmansson: there's alos like 3 bards
Ethanjem: huzzyBobble vicksyPotatoes
botanykinggold: Bald son #1
Sasu010: lupoWEE lupoWOO lupoWEE lupoWOO
CommandoJE: Are you limited to the colors of the class you have?
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sora_mayura: sneaks in at 1am for the FNPF while running combat
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raulghoulia: Cool deck building!
GredGredmansson: @Traion there aren't any paladins
tigerking19898: Ben, what do you think of the new werewolf commander?
Loonatic93: @MegaDosX Depends on how many Shapeshifters there are.
marxmarksman: Yeah, Kaldheim made Kargan Intimidator way more powerful.
sora_mayura: what's being played, I missed the notif?
LRRbot: Monastery Mentor [2W] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess.
RandomTrivia: Oooh, that's a great monk
Dmc3628: Ulmer is still a Supervillain
MegaDosX: DM I chill
photosinensis: Then he's gonna storm off next turn.
gnome_friend: #TeamMonk
Fruan: is willbender a monk?
LRRbot: Mobilized District | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}: Mobilized District becomes a 3/3 Citizen creature with vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature and planeswalker you control.
99dcwolf: I'm so used to calling paladins "pallys", because that's what I call them in Diablo 2, ha ha
Cavemanhar: i found out last weekend while going through my tokens i have a single monk token
MegaDosX: Oh that's gonna be fun in Graham's deck
photosinensis: 4 mana in a Narset deck? Storm's gonna happen.
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX That's a free action. I'll allow it.
Robot_Bones: I chill defensively
Loonatic93: I chill as a reaction.
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box, and in that box is another box which I mailed to myself. And when it arrives, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Sasu010: lupoWEE lupoWOO
CommandoJE: Is mobilize district the fans?
RandomTrivia: Nelly LUL
MegaDosX: Obey corporate!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
theamc2000: Darn
LibraryWitchKei: Yes, the Emperor's New Grooze reference. Makes me happy
NavelWarfare: Heya friends! I have hugs for all that want them!
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
jamiewisdom74: thats why gaea's cradle is a bad card Kappa
gnome_friend: !findquote corporate
LRRbot: Quote #2604: "I seem to have corporeal bodily functions." β€”Morgan [2016-05-26]
144 raiders from Magic have joined!
MegaDosX: Oh snap, raiders!
YeetTheRich_: oh wow
gnome_friend: sergeWelcome raiders!
Loonatic93: Noice!
NerdwurksMedia: Howdy raiders
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Sogheim: sounds like Graham has an Oasis in there!
GredGredmansson: oh, heloo MAGIC
LRRbot: Bard Class [RG] | Enchantment β€” Class | Legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. / {R}{G}: Level 2 / Legendary spells you cast cost {R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. / {3}{R}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a legendary spell, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
theamc2000: howdy rider
offbeatwitch: magic magic magic
shurtal: I pay Red Green a roll of duck tape
35 raiders from Magic have joined!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
garunkl: Hello!
MurphEP: wheelerGre wheelerT
RandomTrivia: Welcome second wave!
lion_byte: oh ho ho
GredGredmansson: and, somehow raiding AGAIN?
Juliamon: Hi, uh, raiders again?
MegaDosX: Double tap
RandomTrivia: Reinforcements are here!
MurphEP: Double raider
AveryCorvus: Magic has Double Strike obviously
Fruan: The classic pincer movement. This is an ADVANCED raid.
GredGredmansson: is Panharmonicon on the board?
MurphEP: @AveryCorvus Very good
noSmokeFire: Fork RR Instant -- Copy target Raid
matthaus_c: must share a colour with the class, not necessarily be contained within
theamc2000: oh shares colors, that is why narset works
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marxmarksman: Wheeler playing on hard made with mono white paladin.
LRRbot: Yisan, the Wanderer Bard [2G] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Rogue Bard [2/3] | {2}{G}, {T}, Put a verse counter on Yisan, the Wanderer Bard: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to the number of verse counters on Yisan, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
99dcwolf: Over 1K viewers!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY san
NavelWarfare: Am I the only one that pronounces "Yisan" like the jason meme?
justthorne: counter on the general
LRRbot: Fighter Class [RW] | Enchantment β€” Class | When Fighter Class enters the battlefield, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{R}{W}: Level 2 / Equip abilities you activate cost {2} less to activate. / {3}{R}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever a creature you control attacks, up to one target creature blocks it this combat if able.
philippekav: yisan gets a counter too :)
BrowneePoints: yisanenters with a counter
Nogrid: yisan gets a counter right?
99dcwolf: I think they all left
Dmc3628: dowsing dagger
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marxmarksman: I mean, it's a ring, it could be an equipment.
BrowneePoints: Bard class is nutty
RandomTrivia: HAMMAH
99dcwolf: Only R&D peep I really follow is Gavin
MegaDosX: Is it indeed hammer time?
LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
RandomTrivia: It does appear to be hammer time
tehfewl: hammer time is comin
MegaDosX: Also that hammer on the Gaveleer is going to be disgusting
DeM0nFiRe: lmao loses flying
Fried_Twinkie: Time for bonk
DeM0nFiRe: That is a falvor win
DeM0nFiRe: flavor*
99dcwolf: It's bonkin' time
A_Dub888: benginOh benginNo
arkham1981: Do I keep hearing kids yelling?
theamc2000: so that is bruenor's battlehammer
noSmokeFire: when you need to send someone to horny jail in dobule time
Loonatic93: Colossus Hammer is kinda gross with that one Mardu Knight commander. At least from my experiences in Historic Brawl.
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson has chosen extreme violence.
gnome_friend: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #7662: "Eggs are nature's lootboxes." β€”Paul [2021-06-25]
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Syr Gwyn
YeetTheRich_: dowsing dagger is an equipment that turns into sol ring ... kinda
MegaDosX: And yes, I agree, equip 0 on something like the Hammer is gross
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
99dcwolf: Nelly, are you running Trepanation Blade or Grafted Exoskeleton?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Loonatic93: @MegaDosX That's the one. Thanks!
MurphEP: It's only fair
offbeatwitch: that's LoadingReadyLaw
LRRbot: Sol Talisman | Artifact | Suspend 3β€”{1} / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
gnome_friend: !findquote loadingreadylaw
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RandomTrivia: Olivia WOULD have your back, if only because you chose violence
circusofkirkus: Commander is won by consistency
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
Loonatic93: Commander is won, like any game, by having fun.
kevsta47: what's the legendary land Graham has in play?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWHEELER
MegaDosX: So I have an assumption, but do we know which Oath Nadaar took?
botanykinggold: Bald dragon son!
MegaDosX: I assume it's Oath of Devotion
jamiewisdom74: ben's hair looks so good <3
marxmarksman: @kevsta47 Undaitake
NerdwurksMedia: If possible, Paladin class and Nadaar mana costs are switched
RandomTrivia: Smooth
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown
gnome_friend: !cardkingdom
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theamc2000: smooth
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
raulghoulia: absolutely stellar commitment to the bit, Wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: #sponsoled
GredGredmansson: lrrWHEELER
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey
Sogheim: defense mode is tapped, Ben!
RandomTrivia: @Dog_of_Myth I forgot about that and got to experience it again for the first time, thank you friend
Loonatic93: Nani?
99dcwolf: #Sponsored #Content
gnome_friend: #Sponsoled #Tent
MegaDosX: !card monk class
LRRbot: Monk Class [WU] | Enchantment β€” Class | The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / {W}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."
YeetTheRich_: you can't summon in defense mode, you either summon in attack or set your monster
NavelWarfare: Hiding behind a mountain does make one pretty safe
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
MegaDosX: lrrFINE
jamiewisdom74: narset, who scares the chat
Dmc3628: and now Ulmer must die mode
Sibwow: monk storm
99dcwolf: Kill which Ben? Kappa
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NerdwurksMedia: Flurry of Blows lol
theamc2000: is it mystic arh defiant strike?
Dmc3628: you cn play Shu yun and not have chat on edge
DeM0nFiRe: Monk-a-Chunk
Traion: @yeettherich_ Uhm, actually you can special summon in defense mode *pushes glasses into brain*
RandomTrivia: Puncha, buncha, bam?
MegaDosX: !card shu yun
LRRbot: Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest [2U] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {R/W}{R/W}. If you do, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
99dcwolf: Would Graham be the flavor judge of the group?
Cavemanhar: chunky monky
aerohydra: i think wheeler with the outfit
Dr_Shandor: Puncha bunch monk flavored
theamc2000: got it
LRRbot: Honor-Worn Shaku [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Tap an untapped legendary permanent you control: Untap Honor-Worn Shaku.
MegaDosX: Sick!
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Fruan: Time for a paddling!
noSmokeFire: that's a paddling!
Dmc3628: das a paddlin
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
Robot_Bones: That's a paddlin
DeM0nFiRe: The sick 2 cards for a land that taps for 1 generic combo
gnome_friend: Is that a paladin?
tehfewl: its been worn down by all that "Honor"
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
gnome_friend: #DungeonStuff
YeetTheRich_: @Traion basic mountain has no defense points so it can not ever be in defense mode, like link monster *pushes glasses right through my skull*
noSmokeFire: wave at each other, passing in the dungeon
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
gnome_friend: Wow the shaku seems good
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Dmc3628: best elk NA
MegaDosX: That was a pretty cool turn though
RandomTrivia: So many game actions!
Traion: @yeettherich_ I am defeated! *vanishes to the shadow realm*
Dog_of_Myth: Elk hype
NerdwurksMedia: @gnome_friend its a veru fun card
A_Dub888: Oko would be proud
Fried_Twinkie: Billy club
theamc2000: sokutai?
F1SHOR: ok i never know with wheeler is he being legit?
RandomTrivia: LUL
tehfewl: yaoi paddle has sent me
marxmarksman: *tips hat* m'turn
ElFuzzy: My old roommate uses Honorworn Shaku in his all planeswalkers deck because they're all legendary now.
MegaDosX: Don't let the link fool you, it's a shaku; it's called a Hu in Chinese
LRRbot: Fighter Class [RW] | Enchantment β€” Class | When Fighter Class enters the battlefield, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{R}{W}: Level 2 / Equip abilities you activate cost {2} less to activate. / {3}{R}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever a creature you control attacks, up to one target creature blocks it this combat if able.
voodooray: and I google Yaoi paddle
YeetTheRich_: I am afraid to ask what that has to do with yaoi ...
Traion: @f1shor Wheeler is dead serious when it comes to Kamigawa
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
theamc2000: Ben was honest
LRRbot: Gut Shot [{R/P}] | Instant | Gut Shot deals 1 damage to any target.
RandomTrivia: Gut 'em!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
MegaDosX: Rekt!
electra310: Crushed!
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
MegaDosX: !card narset, enlightened master
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
RockPusher: wheelerMonkey
nymistrya: The implication of the the god that created a holy yaoi paddle is VERY unsettling
RandomTrivia: Hey, whatever O-Kagachi is into :D
LarkSachrosis: vargDong
raulghoulia: that's a sin
gnome_friend: !card o-kagachi
LRRbot: O-Kagachi, Vengeful Kami [1WUBRG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, trample / Whenever O-Kagachi, Vengeful Kami deals combat damage to a player, if that player attacked you during their last turn, exile target nonland permanent that player controls.
MegaDosX: I assume Nelson keeps it as an equipment
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99dcwolf: Odds on a Jitte reprint?
LRRbot: Gauntlet of Power [5] | Artifact | As Gauntlet of Power enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Creatures of the chosen color get +1/+1. / Whenever a basic land is tapped for mana of the chosen color, its controller adds an additional one mana of that color.
aerohydra: an actual good card?
Dog_of_Myth: @99dcwolf very very low.
MegaDosX: Nope
RockPusher: Got Lint of Power
MegaDosX: The trigger is just on equipped creature dying, it's pretty neat
RandomTrivia: Power Glove!
Dmc3628: dancers just becomes it if the equiped creature would fall in battle
Loonatic93: So, Got Lint of Power is a Got Lint of Might for any one color!
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: Also yeah that Sword is now a 3/2
Dmc3628: that's great for eveyrone but G
Dmc3628: Nelly's Plains now can dub tap
MurphEP: "I don't need mana. My creatures are big."
LRRbot: Sacred Knight [3W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/2] | Sacred Knight can't be blocked by black and/or red creatures.
Fruan: It's a 2005 card mechanically referencing a 1993 card. It's a mess!
RandomTrivia: P O W E R F U L
MegaDosX: Intercepted?!?
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Wonderdoc: MonkeS ?
LibraryWitchKei: In Attack mode
virre_: Ah Portal
theamc2000: Intercept them at the pass
Dmc3628: shall I take the interceptor?
MegaDosX: I love seeing Wheeler play all of these weird old cards
seetooeeetoo: it has 3 entire swords
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
A_Dub888: 3 sword/ 2 shield
Serpens77: nothing helps a new player learn a game more than arbitrarily changing all the required vocab for no benefit!
Dmc3628: Varis has ward
99dcwolf: Chat, I wanna cry. Playing my Elves deck, and I CoCo to see SIX lands on top :(
Tingeltangelibach: I joined a bit late, what's Classmander?
MegaDosX: Vroom!
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Dmc3628: alright let's see
aerohydra: class enchants from afr in the coomand zone @Tingeltangelibach
RandomTrivia: WOAH
baskwalla: Totally fair Narset...
Dmc3628: no turns still scary
Alas_Babylon: This is what's commonly known in the business as bruh
Fried_Twinkie: oof
theamc2000: Go BE N
RandomTrivia: And that, friends, is why the Chat was terrified of Narset
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
tigerking19898: this is what you get for avoiding nelson
99dcwolf: Hope Ulmer's running Temur Battle Rage
EotMJohn: Narset ignores timing restrictions
YeetTheRich_: turns out narset is pretty good
Tingeltangelibach: @aerohydra thx got it
MegaDosX: Yeah Narset's pretty terrifying
Dmc3628: yep
Alas_Babylon: Actually, she *doesn't* ignore timing
RandomTrivia: Narset does NOT ignore timing restrictions
Alas_Babylon: "Until end of turn"
Vyous: No narset does not
MegaDosX: How does she ignore timing? What?
MegaDosX: That seems incorrect
Alas_Babylon: No
Sibwow: she does not ignore restrictions
RandomTrivia: She allows you to cast the cards within a certain time period
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Simonark: No. Narset doesn't ignore timing.
Dmc3628: Narset does follow timing
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Alex_Frostfire: lrrJUDGE
A_Dub888: !listen
BrowneePoints: Narset is one of the most powerful commanders in the format
gnome_friend: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #6259: "Interesting, when I combined cat and child, I got chat." β€”James [2019-07-31]
Dmc3628: so Uncaged is the only thing castable in this combat
freshmaker__: turns out. narset good, even without 100 extra turn spells. :)
Loonatic93: Mimicry? Engaging in chat?
offbeatwitch: it's "until end of turn" so it doesn't ignore timing
offbeatwitch: if it didn't have that clause it *would* ignore timing
Loonatic93: Big lot of damage.
kevsta47: It's "intercepted"
MegaDosX: Graham is facing a potential...16 I think?
Dmc3628: oh it a lot more if Uncaged gets added
Robot_Bones: A real big big
MurphEP: A bard never blocks
freshmaker__: yea if you cast the spells as part of the resolution of the ability, like the best magic card, Etali, you would have to ignore timing
YeetTheRich_: ben "totally not the villain" ulmer
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LRRbot: Uncaged Fury [2R] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.
Robot_Bones: make like a spoony bard and Hide
LRRbot: Infuriate [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.
YeetTheRich_: double strike doesn't work right?
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
Loonatic93: Stop! He's already dead!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow this is a feather deck
theamc2000: NIce the mystic art infuriate
YeetTheRich_: oh no it works nvm
99dcwolf: Was G EVRE in the game?
MegaDosX: So that's 18 power on the Mentor right now
Fruan: Turns out Monastery Mentor is a good card. Who knew?
99dcwolf: *EVER
Dmc3628: yeah Mentor is 18 damage
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LRRbot: Jeskai Charm [URW] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / β€’ Jeskai Charm deals 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. / β€’ Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
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gnome_friend: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4027: "Head math is hard when there's good music causing problems in the face" β€”Ian [2017-02-19]
Ba_Dum_Tish: Math is for everyone
MegaDosX: That's 20 damage on Mentor right now
Dmc3628: yeah Ulmer you must math thi
theamc2000: does ulmer get the guantlet buff?
LarkSachrosis: Will Math Emote
photosinensis: Stand back, we're going to use MATH!
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious morph
YeetTheRich_: the blocker is contractually obligated to do the math
tigerking19898: plus 5 plus 4 on mentor
TheWooglie: don't forget Wheeler's buff
electra310: Holy cow
RandomTrivia: Welp
Sogheim: and the lifelink
IbunWest: Turns out math was actually for attackers
A_Dub888: benginOh rayfkWelp
MegaDosX: Turns out a bad Feather deck is still an absurd deck
Traion: Ben will gain so much life
gnome_friend: Are there any monkey monks?
RockPusher: gabyMath
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
TheOtterWhoLies: Numbers...the deadliest game
IbunWest: oldgrayShrug
offbeatwitch: LMAO
nymistrya: Ben: Im playing bad Narset its okay The bad Narset:
freshmaker__: yeah all 4 people should call out numbers at once :P
YeetTheRich_: @nymistrya LUL
circusofkirkus: just cast settle the wreckage and be done with it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stormless storm
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Tingeltangelibach: Ben is going off!
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
RockPusher: gabyLul
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MoaiGangsta: LMAO
MadWolf1290: imagine the day that MTGA has commander
MurphEP: Go to 5...
theamc2000: Ben in one attack doubled his life total
JokerBoney: you go to 69 actually
Sogheim: and five of that is commander damage
JokerBoney: 3 off the morph
kevsta47: nice
JokerBoney: Ulmer
ltkAlpha: the bard is presently slightly concussed
Dmc3628: yes who do you target Ulmer
MurphEP: Strictly better Ancestral
shaunnow: alright chat i'm back what did I mi- oh
Sibwow: JokerBoney morph was blocked
Sibwow: by varis
justthorne: heavily concussed is more like it
Nogrid: also count the morph lifelink
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Try to avoid being gruesomely killed.
JokerBoney: @sibwow you still gain life when your creature is blocked
MegaDosX: Ben pls :p
ltkAlpha: not in the mood, really
RandomTrivia: LRRbot on point as always
BrowneePoints: the bard got stunning striked
luke1x: so does that mean Ben is fired?
kevsta47: nice
MegaDosX: Nice.
YeetTheRich_: nice
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
theamc2000: Nice.
Dmc3628: Ulmer t 69
RandomTrivia: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: NICE
photosinensis: nice
Sibwow: JokerBoney oh no im roasted brb corn cob time
RockPusher: myntyfNice
nymistrya: nice
TheWooglie: I'm guessing the commander damage won't matter
NotCainNorAbel: Nice.
Jensling: nice
Nuurgle: nice
TheOtterWhoLies: All the sins are FORGIVEN
MegaDosX: So is this about to turn into an Arch Enemy game? >_>
LRRbot: Adventurers' Guildhouse | Land | Green legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures."
Wonderdoc: So the Narsel player was dishonest about their decks powerlevel?
RandomTrivia: WOW
MadWolf1290: WE GOT THERE
Dmc3628: oh NO BANDING
theamc2000: Bands with others!
luke1x: wait Graham is at 5?!?
MegaDosX: Nobody does Ben
photosinensis: OH NO.
MurphEP: Oh noooo
MegaDosX: @luke1x Yeah Ben just swung for a gazillion
photosinensis: Not just Banding. Bands with Others!
Dog_of_Myth: Graham must live now.
YeetTheRich_: oh nice more math
Fruan: The Yaoi paddle lets it tap for mana. Sort of! Combo!
raulghoulia: what is this card?
theamc2000: Toast Monke
jamiewisdom74: that land makes me so angry. graham you better play chromatic lantern or dryad with that awful card LUL
Loonatic93: Bengineering and Graham are playing two very different Commander games.
v_nome: Shaku, when the walls fell?
raulghoulia: my spoon is too big
JokerBoney: @sibwow feed me your powers and I might forgive you wheelerMonkey
LRRbot: Stangg [4RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/4] | When Stangg enters the battlefield, create Stangg Twin, a legendary 3/4 red and green Human Warrior creature token. Exile that token when Stangg leaves the battlefield. Sacrifice Stangg when that token leaves the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: My boi
gnome_friend: Stangg Twin!
offbeatwitch: stangg!
photosinensis: DAANG.
RandomTrivia: Graham yes!
BrowneePoints: Chat, can we not be culturally ignorant calling it a yaoi paddle?
Fruan: Stangg the Mann!
MurphEP: Stankk Twin
luke1x: I hope you have a lifegain sub theme
Nuurgle: Ggnats
hzeh: Stangg looks like Thanos
Dmc3628: ah yes Ulmer trying the Aang
UncannyJimjams: Draw a Goku Ben!
raulghoulia: you have a stang twin token but not goblin?
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LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
justthorne: did we find out what the morph was?
luke1x: is now the time Nelson betrays Graham
gnome_friend: Piccolo GOKU? @UncannyJimjams
MegaDosX: @justthorne Stratus Dancer
justthorne: thanks
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LRRbot: Bruenor Battlehammer [2RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Warrior [5/3] | Each creature you control gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. / You may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.
JokerBoney: @coachnelly remember that your plains taps for 2 you dont need to tap one of your lands
theamc2000: 14/1
EquisC: plains taps for two
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
MegaDosX: We're occasionally helpful!
theamc2000: oh, dang. that card good
MurphEP: Don't tell us that, we'll get a big head
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5639: "Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness." β€”Adam [2018-12-26]
electra310: That is a lorge hammer
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SnowBuddy18: is that sword holding a hammer?
Dmc3628: yes Wheeler would WoG given this
TheWooglie: Godly even
MegaDosX: Would a Paladin be spiteful enough to play Settle the Wreckage?
freshmaker__: oh i love the aang token
JokerBoney: @snowbuddy18 I would love to see that drawn
MegaDosX: Yeah the hammer's a whole thing
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: "How is that sword wielding a hammer? That doesn't even begin to make sense!" - that monk, probably
Fruan: 1411? What is this, the first peace of Thorn?
JokerBoney: @coachnelly 15/12 (the sword is white and boosted by Guantlet of power as well)
gnome_friend: Untop, upcap, dre
maxthefourth: !card dancing sword
LRRbot: Dancing Sword [1W] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / When equipped creature dies, you may have Dancing Sword become a 2/1 Construct artifact creature with flying and ward {1}. If you do, it isn't an Equipment. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: Ben: Nearly obliterates Graham in one turn. Also Ben: "Aw, I can't cast Bard Class"
MegaDosX: Monk Class rather
tehfewl: people are figuring out why hammer time is a tier 1 modern deck
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
Bengineering: @MegaDosX close Kappa
Dmc3628: yeah it is
theamc2000: Hammer time
JokerBoney: sure is
Dog_of_Myth: Hammer Time is legit
MegaDosX: @Bengineering They're basically the same thing
RandomTrivia: Hammer Time is very strong, courtesy of Urza's Saga
Dmc3628: thanks U Saga
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: How does one master mushrooms?
gnome_friend: !findquote mushroom
LRRbot: Quote #4682: "The roots got the mushrooms and then made chompy faces." β€”Graham [2018-02-12]
baskwalla: @MegaDosX Practice
DeM0nFiRe: Battle Master and Fungi Fundamentals
JokerBoney: second78Plarggchamp second78Plarggchamp second78Plarggchamp
theamc2000: Woohoo!
LRRbot: Northern Paladin [2WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/3] | {W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target black permanent.
RandomTrivia: P O W E R F U L
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey
e_bloc: this is not wrath of god at all
trevorwisn: POWERFUL magic
theamc2000: wheelerY wheelerH
MegaDosX: So I assume we're getting two games tonight then
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown wheelerClown
circusofkirkus: I think Wheeler anticipated a different meta
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MurphEP: Time travel
Dmc3628: Ulmer found the white source
Dmc3628: press F
A_Dub888: benginRip
thraximore: g
thraximore: @Dmc3628 i missed
circusofkirkus: (oh I know wheeler)
e_bloc: Ben vs Graham for flavor wins
e_bloc: every color in Legends
Sogheim: ooh! so Southern Paladin is gonna come out next?
MurphEP: Are you playing both?
MurphEP: Okay yes
SetraLynn: o.
gnome_friend: !card mountaintop
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Countjondi: I know northern paladin because I ran d&d ravnica and every store they found was named after a magic card
Dmc3628: holy day one time
e_bloc: Mountain Stronghold
Dog_of_Myth: @Countjondi Okay, that's a cool idea.
e_bloc: thanks scryfall
MegaDosX: This is ominous
Loonatic93: Eastern Paladin got a Keep dropped on them.
Nuurgle: I know Northern Paladin because it was in the packs I was buying when I started playing Magic
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Dmc3628: oh lord
raulghoulia: nice!
LRRbot: Breath of Fury [2RR] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature you control / When enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and attach Breath of Fury to a creature you control. If you do, untap all creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Pharmacistjudge: oh no....
Wonderdoc: Wait Bens Commander has a colour outside of the class. Is that allowed?
Countjondi: @Dog_of_Myth A re accuring Rakdos circus master who owned several establishments who were all named after cards with rats in their name
Dmc3628: prowess and a monk spill out on breath
Pharmacistjudge: is ben going to slam the bedlam?
theamc2000: Toast monk is good monk
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stop monke
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gnome_friend: !findquote punch
LRRbot: Quote #2871: "You punch harder than I do!" β€”Serge, to James [2016-06-24]
MegaDosX: I mean, Monks can do that early on
BrowneePoints: Ben's getting ready to rain down a....flurry of blows
MegaDosX: The spice is when they punch four times in a turn
Countjondi: @Dog_of_Myth thanks for the gift sub lrrSHINE
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
YeetTheRich_: you can't dual wield faith
Moonspeak721: the best monk level is when you start being able to punch ghosts
electra310: The not-fighting kind of monk!
TheWarbo: if it were me, i would simply punch the opponent twice as fast
Dmc3628: that monk is a 3/3
Dmc3628: or rather a 4/4 cause of gauntlet
justthorne: @Wonderdoc yes, that was mentioned during the week I think.
LRRbot: Ancient Animus [1G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if it's legendary. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
MegaDosX: Also can't hit Narset because of Hexproof, I don't think
theamc2000: god's willing?
JokerBoney: !card Stangg
LRRbot: Stangg [4RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/4] | When Stangg enters the battlefield, create Stangg Twin, a legendary 3/4 red and green Human Warrior creature token. Exile that token when Stangg leaves the battlefield. Sacrifice Stangg when that token leaves the battlefield.
Peithoson: Bulletproof Monk
raulghoulia: Ignore Me!
LRRbot: Defiant Strike [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: RIP Stangg and friend
Dog_of_Myth: Dang Stangg
baskwalla: Stop trying to make Stang work
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Graham got Stangg by that one!
maxthefourth: sergePun sergeCrimes
Featherweight_: bye G
DeM0nFiRe: Stangg and the Pulice
JokerBoney: Ulmer: I'm not playing storm I swear!
Dmc3628: and prepare for death
Fruan: More like Stank, amiright?
ZeroPolarity: That's gotta Stingg Stangg
RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe That's very good :D
thraximore: rang... wang... uhhh
prince_infidel: I had to walk away. How is Graham still alive?
JokerBoney: casts 5 spells in a turn
CururuGuasu: And other stang, who was also there
Scar_Red_Tiger: Stangg Gangg
gnome_friend: Bang, dang, fang, gang, rang, sang,
Dmc3628: one of which giving trample
MegaDosX: Ben's deck scares me
RandomTrivia: @prince_infidel Ben hasn't had another combat step yet
LRRbot: Enthusiastic Study [2R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. / Learn.
thraximore: turns out, Narset is pretty strong even without infinite combos
goombalax: I feel like the stangg song could get real lewd with Bang and Wang as rhymes
Fruan: Vintage all-star Monastery Mentor is a heck of a card.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's discard and draw
MegaDosX: He's so vivid!
Sogheim: Prowess 6 now?
Dmc3628: 5 prowess procs and a gantlet boost
electra310: Math: the Gathering
LRRbot: Skillful Lunge [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: Woof
DeM0nFiRe: F o7 lrrNELSON
RandomTrivia: benginO7
theamc2000: pascifism to gy
Hewdra: F
electra310: F
Hewdra: o7
NotCainNorAbel: f
e_bloc: as usual the fighter dies first
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yes not a powerful narset deck at all
Sogheim: how many monks were made? I wasn't counting
prince_infidel: Monk OP, please nerf
MegaDosX: At least this seems on brand for monks in D&D
todderson_: glad I could catch this one live
MegaDosX: Since they can be absolutely absurd in combat
Dmc3628: many were made
theamc2000: no
laikagoat: fionaLOL
electra310: Nice, Nelly :D
MegaDosX: What a sentence
tigerking19898: good job nelson
BjjBrain: nice
Loonatic93: Somehow, I don't think Ben is really playing within the spirit of the game.
Pharmacistjudge: Ben's deck is perfectly fine.
theamc2000: Ben the pascifism
whitefirecomix: Human fighter, killed for dramatic effect. Classic D&D
Nabo_Head: @MegaDosX not really, they fun, but in 5th like "in the muchkin way" they kinda bad
electra310: Pacified away to get a snack
DeM0nFiRe: I mean he's got a buttload of monks and monk related cards, seems well in line with the spirit
BrowneePoints: That's called an American Pacifism Paul
Bengineering: <3 if we could chill on the deck cracks. I just through it together last night
raulghoulia: Nelly got Swords'd
Ba_Dum_Tish: Liberated
Dannyboygaara: Monk and Monk accessories
circusofkirkus: @Bengineering I like your deck :)
LRRbot: Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains first strike until end of turn.
electra310: It's a cool deck, and many monk!
Haroldholmes25: deck's sick
theamc2000: questing beast?
Haroldholmes25: drew some hot cards, and that's just magic
MoaiGangsta: Shinka can give Varis first strike! lol
e_bloc: fwiw I still believe in northern paladin
whitefirecomix: mmm. sometimes your deck just pops off out of nowhere
Pharmacistjudge: Ben isn't taking extra turns or spamming combat steps. He just happens to have a strong card in monastary mentor who went unanswered.
smertmonkey: is ben the big bad now?
YeetTheRich_: I don't think anybody really has a problem with your deck absolutely popping off, ben ... but you have to admit this is fucking hilarious LUL
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: this is a case of monke together strong
BrowneePoints: I think the deck is perfectly great Mentor into Narset is just a SICK curve!
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electra310: Ben became the hero of the game when he got to exactly 69 life without even trying and I won't hear a word against it.
Wonderdoc: Mentor&Narset are both just deeply unfair cards
Dog_of_Myth: Monks together strong.
whitefirecomix: can Graham seduce the mana cost to reduce it?
Pharmacistjudge: they are having fun, don't inject your personal thoughts on power level based on a small sample of who's winning currently in the game.
MegaDosX: @whitefirecomix ...how does one seduce mana?
boredman42: I thought bens deck was op then I realized that other than mentor, most of his card have been actually very low powered, this is why removal is important in commander
Sogheim: flametongue kavu pops the mentor
YeetTheRich_: I believe in graham and wheeler still pulling this off by banding together ... somehow
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: graham tutors, grab massacre girl
Haroldholmes25: hahah
whitefirecomix: @MegaDosX Bards will find a way
Haroldholmes25: questing beast in the trash where it belongs
goombalax: narset can get degenerate but thats not what hes doing
MegaDosX: I will also say, Ben's deck is fascinating watch it pop off
MAPBoardgames: !card confetti
LRRbot: Chaos Confetti [4] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
DeM0nFiRe: "I didnt actually want to use the questing beast, I just wanted to know that I could borrow it if I needed it"
Countjondi: A real Wheevil move
MegaDosX: fascinating to watch it pop off, rather
scarlet_feverish: Just wanted to have some quality alone time with ol' questy ;)
Traion: I mean if I pencil in "Destroy all other creatures" on QB would anyone doubt that the text was there all along? Thing is a novel
NotCainNorAbel: I'm keeping it for my sideboard lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: It really does feel like a Feather deck
LinearGif: Blue Eyes Ultimate Questing Beast
Pharmacistjudge: technically, wouldn't a questing beast also go in a paladin deck, it's part of an arthurean legend right?
YeetTheRich_: actual hate drafting constructed commander
MegaDosX: !card instrument of the bards
LRRbot: Instrument of the Bards [G] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a harmony counter on Instrument of the Bards. / {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to the number of harmony counters on Instrument of the Bards, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If that card is legendary, create a Treasure token. Then shuffle.
LRRbot: Verix Bladewing [2RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [4/4] | Kicker {3} / Flying / When Verix Bladewing enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create Karox Bladewing, a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge Yeah, the Questing Beast is part of the King Arthur mythos, so there'd be an argument for it fitting in if you were in WGx
NotCainNorAbel: and now onto the field BIG Dragon on on on....
tigerking19898: Ben, what do you think of the new werewolf commander?
freshmaker__: you must construct additional big dragon
electra310: A bargain on a dargon!
Pharmacistjudge: Big Dragon sounds like one of the charge attacks. like the Wizard's Demon Skull
LinearGif: The Inca King is pleased with your success. He would also like you to find: big dragon
theamc2000: the shaku puts in work
justthorne: unless Wheeler has a wipe just go to game 2
goombalax: "i'm tired of these monks; their prowess..."
electra310: My internet does not like streaming tonight, that is unfortunate
DeM0nFiRe: Increase life total by 20%, nice!
Natedogg2: What a drain.
electra310: Crushed!
Haroldholmes25: all that for a drop of blood
RandomTrivia: Proceed to Hmmm Phase
Serpens77: Tap Tap Hum
MegaDosX: @Haroldholmes25 How appropriate with a Gauntlet of Power on the field
theamc2000: untap draw hmm plead
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
amam741: Move to Hmmm step
Mr_Horrible: "Well what good are you then?!" - Wheeler
Teakasaurus_rex: i feel like ben is going to coxReky
Pharmacistjudge: where is the brave the elements when you need it?
MegaDosX: Always the funny play!
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
Dmc3628: oH NO
electra310: Oh yes, funny play pls
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
LRRbot: Coat of Arms [5] | Artifact | Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it.
tigerking19898: Can I ask your manger for an erada
RandomTrivia: WOAH
e_bloc: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
Mr_Horrible: sofieHmm sofieHmm sofieHmm
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
scarlet_feverish: Huh, yeah
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fruan: Monke big
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: Ben is death to math
RandomTrivia: Amazing
amam741: I declare Wheeler the winner
MegaDosX: WOW
theamc2000: +11/+11 for the monk currently
Dog_of_Myth: Large Bald Monks
electra310: hahaahahaaha
Natedogg2: Buff Monk
MegaDosX: Let's just say Ben has infinite power on board :D
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Featherweight_: buffer overflow
whitefirecomix: it's symmetrical so it's fair
Pharmacistjudge: hey, beating someone via confusion is a valid win condition
Dmc3628: Confuse Ray it was Success
Mr_Horrible: a chorus of "Pog!" rings out from the monastery
YeetTheRich_: OP rage quitting because too much maths is a win condition
thraximore: be a MONNNNNK
Loonatic93: *eyeroll*
BjjBrain: did he have enough to kill?
Pharmacistjudge: I won a game while not controlling my own turn because my table got so confused, they all scooped.
MegaDosX: That was probably the funniest card Wheeler could have played there
ravenlord_xix: I wish we could've gotten Ben's turn and done math
Dog_of_Myth: @BjjBrain Several times over.
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge We call that pulling a Bradbury
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darkflame0994: See when I heard large monks I went to the friar from robin hood
electra310: I was told there would be no math :O
MegaDosX: I suspect Ben had enough power to kill Graham, Wheeler, and a significant portion of Twitch chat
Pharmacistjudge: i told the person mindslavering me to NOT cast knowledge exploitation with hive mind and eye of the storm in play...but they insisted.
electra310: Probably so, I'm a 1/3 with no upside.
Loonatic93: Yeah, Narset decks have a tendency to do that. Even without being degenerate.
theevermist: Anyone know what song this is? It is great.
ravenlord_xix: Monastery Mentor is very good card
Loonatic93: She is easily the most powerful commander of the four. None of the others were at all close.
aerohydra: !bgc
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ravenlord_xix: Wish someone was playing wizard class tho
electra310: I wish somebody picked cleric, I love those little guys
Pharmacistjudge: oo sunday PPR
goombalax: hype
electra310: Sunday PPR will be so good
Pharmacistjudge: and it's in person
goombalax: ready to get spooky
electra310: I think I might cry seeing people play Magic on the actual set
CompleatedPinkie: I wonder - is Narset better than Elsha or Shu Yun? I guess they each pull the deck in different directions (Shu Yun into voltron, and Elsha into some kind of combo/synergy).
Genderi: Hey all! just made it to the stream; what all has happened so far?
aerohydra: ben killed everyone a lot
BrowneePoints: Monk burned all their Ki on Flurry of Blows
BrowneePoints: lots of Tavern Brawling
electra310: Ben's monks wiped the board in round one, though he was arguably defeated by the Math Monster. :D
Genderi: a full game then; this is a break before a second game?
BrowneePoints: Yep
MoaiGangsta: he also got 69 life
Genderi: nice!
IbunWest: Class Archenemy
theamc2000: I like your shirt Nelson
e_bloc: Ben won? seems fair
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MegaDosX: Start at 69 or no deal
justthorne: kill mentor on sight
Genderi: !mouse
MegaDosX: Oh good lord
northos: had us in the first half
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
Dog_of_Myth: As is tradition.
MegaDosX: Ben's deck knows only punch, it would seem
goombalax: everyone abut to freak out over sol ring
Sogheim: I can just hear Serge's "Are you kidding me?!" squeak
The_Knight_Owl: im guessing if you are playing monk class, your commander is a monk?
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: nelson has left the exile zone?
northos: !card firewild
LRRbot: Firewild Borderpost [1RG] | Artifact | You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Firewild Borderpost enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Skyclave Basilica (front: Skyclave Cleric) | Land | Skyclave Basilica enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Paladin Class [W] | Enchantment β€” Class | Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost {1} more to cast. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+1. / {4}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you attack, until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +1/+1 for each other attacking creature and gains double strike.
LRRbot: Sea of Clouds | Land | Sea of Clouds enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
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MegaDosX: Yike
LRRbot: Staggering Insight [WU] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Genderi: oh dear
Mr_Horrible: 3 + life + card sofieHmm
Mr_Horrible: monk is both seabatHITBOX *and* seabatBRAIN
MegaDosX: That's some very monk things happening over there
MegaDosX: Pop, and also, pop
NotCainNorAbel: i heard Game 3 and draw a card
LRRbot: Gruul Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{G}.
Swiftwolf__: Monk-A s
electra310: Hey hey, they're the monk-ees, some people say they monkey around! But they're too busy punching to put anybody down!
LRRbot: Relic Seeker [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Renown 1 / When Relic Seeker becomes renowned, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Famished Paladin [1W] | Creature β€” Vampire Knight [3/3] | Famished Paladin doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.
Genderi: He's so hungry!
Pharmacistjudge: please, someone, get him a sandwich
Pharmacistjudge: maybe a granola bar?
LinearGif: him so hungy
MegaDosX: That answers my next question, if he has the wand :p
glencon: Please, someone, give the Famished Knight... a hand
djalternative: that sounded sus
glencon: :D
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Mr_Horrible: "You're a 3/3 when you're hungry"
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land β€” Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
thraximore: @MegaDosX maybe if this were a WIZARD deck...
Kalpho: he needs some food...a snickers perhaps
LRRbot: Monk Class [WU] | Enchantment β€” Class | The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / {W}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."
MegaDosX: @MegaDosX Yeah a Paladin using a wand would be pretty weird
LRRbot: Jeskai Sage [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/1] | Prowess / When Jeskai Sage dies, draw a card.
freshmaker__: and that's what it do... yugi
Genderi: They caught it before chat did; moments to be proud of
n0pre: !classmander
LRRbot: Highland Weald | Snow Land | Highland Weald enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Loonatic93: Didn't Ulmer gain 3 more life?
LRRbot: Bard Class [RG] | Enchantment β€” Class | Legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. / {R}{G}: Level 2 / Legendary spells you cast cost {R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. / {3}{R}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a legendary spell, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
n0pre: !format
RandomTrivia: That would be the name of blacksmiths in the Scottish highlands
Genderi: @n0pre It's commander, but you also get a class enchantment as your commander
theamc2000: aw, there is no Angel Knight
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
n0pre: @genderi Thanks
randombillfolds: Vroom.
electra310: vrrooom
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Swiftwolf__: god that creature vroomed so hard it got its own sound effect
darkflame0994: alright whose playing vehicles?
theambivalentagender: Was that a car outside or a sound effect from Paul
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
electra310: Midgame is a relative term
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh I just noticed - really like Nelly's nail polish
LRRbot: Segovian Angel [W] | Creature β€” Angel [1/1] | Flying, vigilance
theamc2000: Segovia is a plane of small
MegaDosX: Maybe Nelson's playing as an Aasimar
glencon: Fighters can fly some times
tehfewl: small qt
glencon: Winged Boots
YeetTheRich_: well known fighter, healers hawk
TrueNateNemesis: fliers that hold equipment well? borrow a Hovermyr from Serge next time!
darkflame0994: So Nelson's actually playing the Bird-Keeper class? I thought that was only playable in the pokemon 5e supplement!
LRRbot: Sanctum of Eternity | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Return target commander you own from the battlefield to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
RandomTrivia: Where everything so smol
thraximore: A Bard, a Fighter, and a Paladin all walk up on an uppity Monk... LUL
LRRbot: Oath of Lieges [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more lands than they do and is their opponent. The first player may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
glencon: Heard "Oath of Leeches"
MegaDosX: Oh sick!
YeetTheRich_: staple
amam741: Segovia set but the set size is small so it's just a secret lair
charli3_r: oath of loogies
thraximore: @amam741 hehe
LinearGif: That oracle text sure is screwy
e_bloc: don't ever read the oracle text
djalternative: I swear an oath on these Leaches, today in this bog...
Dmc3628: oath oracle text is heluva drug
Mr_Horrible: DansGame
theamc2000: playing magic currently
BrowneePoints: Being a wonderful person who brings joy to thousands of people across the world?
Genderi: It looks like wheeler might just never benefit from his own Oath
electra310: "What are you doing, Ben?" "Dunno, monk stuff"
Wonderdoc: Ah yes from the cycle of Oath of Druids. I bet its equally as powerful
LunchB0Xes: what are the classes for?
theamc2000: so will graham get an oath trigger?
glencon: "Let me sing you the tale of this bold monk/who punched me in the kidney after another kicked me in the junk"
RandomTrivia: Strong :D
LRRbot: Mantis Rider [URW] | Creature β€” Human Monk [3/3] | Flying, vigilance, haste
Dannyboygaara: @Wonderdoc I mean its white. What do you expect
MegaDosX: Oh, Ben's playing good cards I see
electra310: @LunchB0Xes It's Classmander, each player gets a class card that plays like a commander and their decks are themed around it.
Jradcliffe719: Ben obviously didn't get the memo
darkflame0994: If playing D&D for almost a decade has taught me anything, its that the Bard probably deserves this beating. Probably got caught seducing the king's daughter... AGAIN!
Wonderdoc: @dannyboygaara a drawback that personally targets the person casting it. Like having to do unpaid overtime for a week
electra310: That's true, punching a bard is a time-honored tradition.
Genderi: Now the real question is, if you animate your Class, do you get to deal Commander Damage with it?
Dmc3628: dont know never knew
glencon: "What am I doing with my life" Talking to yourself while sitting in front of some heat-producing boxes that cause colours to appear on different boxes?
Loonatic93: Wait... So if an opponent that has more lands than you also gained hexproof. The Oath doesn't work!
MegaDosX: Spicy!
LRRbot: Toralf, God of Fury [2RR] (back: Toralf's Hammer) | Legendary Creature β€” God [5/4] | Trample / Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, Toralf deals damage equal to the excess to any target other than that permanent.
Dmc3628: yes Chain Reaction wee
Vampyre_Lord: i just realized he doesnt care if YOURE the one doing the non combat damage
electra310: Cool looking card
MegaDosX: He can be fun, but he can also just end a game on the spot by something like Blasphemous Act or Star of Extinction
glencon: @MegaDosX chariS Wow.
philippekav: fight spells are non-combat damage btw
theamc2000: is oath of lieges from legions?
Genderi: I just keep hearing "Oath of Leeches"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Legions of lieges
Drag0nrun: Ohh so you can have a class as your commander instead of a legendary creature?
MegaDosX: @glencon Yeah, Toralf can be strong if you build your deck that way. I suspect Graham did not :p
Dannyboygaara: one of my buddies had a torbran deck with him in it
MegaDosX: @Drag0nrun It's sorta like Oathbreaker, except Class instead of Instant/Sorcery
darkflame0994: its an oath to the mythical Leech Lieges of Legions
electra310: @Drag0nrun No, they all have a legendary creature commander, but they also all have a class that they can play from the command zone, basically
randombillfolds: Toralf heads my giants deck with such big hits as Bloodfire Colossus.
Fromaginator: if she doesn't find you handsome she should at least find you handy
thraximore: Custom Formatβ„’
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: @Dannyboygaara I'm guessing it worked out exactly how I expect it would
Drag0nrun: I love silly stuff, currently in a Boxmander league with my friends.
Genderi: @theamc2000 Oath of Lieges is unfortunately from Exodus :(
Dannyboygaara: @MegaDosX Yes lol. HE frequently needs to be stopped lol
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
Loonatic93: What's wrong with streaming regular Commander?
theamc2000: @Genderi oh. thank you for the response
Drag0nrun: @electra310 thanks!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Oh man
MegaDosX: I nearly spat coffee everywhere
DiscordianTokkan: But give that 10/10 with deathtouch TRAMPLE, oh baybee
Serpens77: *completely flattened by enormous foot* haha poisoned to death!
darkflame0994: wait shouldn't the PALADIN have the angel? something fishy going on here
electra310: The angel is particularly mad today
darkflame0994: Did nelson multiclass without telling the rest of the party?
theamc2000: wouldn't ravages of war be more on theme tho
MegaDosX: Tiny angry angel
glencon: I didn't think Paladins got summon spells. Shows what I know... benginCry
electra310: Segovian Angel pissed off because the other angels won't let them play their angel games
LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | Worn Powerstone enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
darkflame0994: @glencon I mean... Find Steed / Find Greater Steed. Can't be a paladin wihtout those spells
Pharmacistjudge: if you collect all 3 worn powerstones do you transform into a superhero?
LinearGif: Is this powerstone held or worn?
MurphEP: Preowned Powerstone
Vampyre_Lord: refurbished powerstone
MegaDosX: I won't settle for anything less than a Near Mint Powerstone
Dannyboygaara: LUL
MurphEP: Like new
Genderi: Please remember to wear your powerstone
darkflame0994: I wont except any powerstone that hasnt been professionally graded
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
electra310: Nice, Wheeler :D
Pharmacistjudge: do you still have the box for the worn powerstone?
Dmc3628: we doing Riddle?
RandomTrivia: benginRemy !
YeetTheRich_: hello remy
MegaDosX: benginRemy !
glencon: @Pharmacistjudge Yes but I lost the manual.
electra310: Pupper!
the_yawgfather: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
darkflame0994: the Lich Lieges that rule over the Leech Legions?
glencon: Nelson: I imagine it didn't spark anything as it wasn't untapped
randombillfolds: Is this the same powerstone that one dude used as his eyes?
Genderi: ooh really don't like the mental image of undead leeches
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it better than "1 Powerstone, never worn"
Enki1256: benginRemy benginRemy
F1SHOR: he has that effect benginHeart benginRemy
electra310: He's a good dog!
MegaDosX: I mean, if Remy were in the room with me I'd probably want to pay lots of attention to him >_>
Pharmacistjudge: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
LRRbot: Honor-Worn Shaku [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Tap an untapped legendary permanent you control: Untap Honor-Worn Shaku.
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge of Kroog [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature β€” Construct [7/7] | Trample / Traxos, Scourge of Kroog enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos.
Laserbeaks_Fury: For Sale: 1 Powerstone, never worn
darkflame0994: The Shaku doesnt shock you.... fail!
MegaDosX: Maybe one or two
RandomTrivia: He's probably got a couple
Dmc3628: a tidge
RandomTrivia: You know, incidental ones
Loonatic93: Legends count as Historic Spells. It says it right on the card.
theamc2000: did graham tap 4 mana for the shaku?
Pharmacistjudge: so is Honor Worn Shaku worn more than a Worn Powerstone?
Vampyre_Lord: obviously he does. what commander deck doesnt run sol ring?
theamc2000: ok
theamc2000: ty
YeetTheRich_: bard class is a historic spell
LRRbot: Bruenor Battlehammer [2RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Warrior [5/3] | Each creature you control gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. / You may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.
glencon: Would still be as Nor?
LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
Dmc3628: just an 11/11
theamc2000: We found bruenor's battlehammer
MegaDosX: A Vigilance 11/11 seems neat
Genderi: @YeetTheRich_ ...bard class is in fact not a historic spell
electra310: Give the angel a hammer, it just drops out of the sky like a rock
MegaDosX: Oh man imagine if Toralf triggered off excess combat damage
MegaDosX: That would be absurd
darkflame0994: Still sad we never got Regis to complete the Champions of the Hall party. Maybe in Baldur's Gate next year?
LRRbot: Impulsive Pilferer [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Pirate [1/1] | When Impulsive Pilferer dies, create a Treasure token. / Encore {3}{R}
YeetTheRich_: @YeetTheRich_ ah right I thought for a moment it was a saga
Dmc3628: Honorable Judge Paladin Santa
Loonatic93: Not for long.
Vampyre_Lord: every rogue ever
Ba_Dum_Tish: I have had both kinds
MegaDosX: So many stories online about people who play rogues as a total dingus
theamc2000: oh fang
LRRbot: Pearl Medallion [2] | Artifact | White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
SmashTCG: wait, Bens on a white deck in commander?
MegaDosX: Good joke Wheeler
SmashTCG: What is this. what is happening
YeetTheRich_: ayyy
Loonatic93: Players like that don't last long in the games my group play.
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Vampyre_Lord: ask him graham, he's on your field
Countjondi: I mean, it is flavourful that the paladin deck is spreading the wrath of god
QuixoticScrivener: Wheeler going Old Testament.
amam741: Destroy target Traxos
Genderi: Feeling much better about Wheeler now
ZeroPolarity: Man watching Graham twiddle that Shaku all night has been rather entertaining
Juliamon: Actual Wrath of Good shocks everyone
Genderi: his chances in this game, that is
theamc2000: I keep on thinking phadelver is pendalhaven
darkflame0994: maybe the paladins were angry about graham having a false god on his board
MegaDosX: Wow, really?
MegaDosX: That's cool!
CompleatedPinkie: I look forward to more Wheeler cosplay.
Pharmacistjudge: nadar is a titan
QuixoticScrivener: Shots fired at middle-school me.
LRRbot: Seeker of the Way [1W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Seeker of the Way gains lifelink until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Dungeon titan is a good way to think about it
Radyin: Does he look for creatine?
BrowneePoints: Warrior Monks exist
SmashTCG: WEird
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
YeetTheRich_: how is mantis rider a monk then?
Diabore: !card narset enlightened master
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
KaleidoscopeMind: pre-monk
MurphEP: Has not yet found de way
theamc2000: post-monklone
thraximore: Ahhhhh ok my Vorthos soul can rest peacefully tonight
Swiftwolf__: monk-adjacent
Diabore: bens commander, from the same set, is literally a monk
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
BrowneePoints: Nadar switched Subclasses to Oath of Redemption
darkflame0994: So nadaar is a low-key powerhouse in my Silvia/Khorvath deck. Everyone underestimates the paladin until they realize he's both a dragon AND a knight so gets double strike, flying, and haste
thraximore: umm ACKHTUALLY the flavor text says he feels WARM and FUZZY
LRRbot: Desert of the Fervent | Land β€” Desert | Desert of the Fervent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {1}{R}
tehfewl: Go fish
Genderi: @LoadingReadyRun Ben, please make it more clear that Monk Class is on the battlefield and that Narset isn't
MegaDosX: Excuse me what?
Genderi: <3
RandomTrivia: You made that one up
LRRbot: Sunastian Falconer [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
BrowneePoints: Sicknasty Falconer?
MurphEP: So Nasty an
Swiftwolf__: thats snasty
Pharmacistjudge: it sounds like G is playing Go fish. Anyone have the 6 of lands?
MegaDosX: I didn't know you were playing with custom cards
Genderi: "Sicknasty Falconer" oh you mean Soraya?
IbunWest: But only as an interrupt
darkflame0994: So wait, is his name Sunastian or is he from Sunastia?
RandomTrivia: 5-mana 4/4 with relevant text? That's WAY above the curve for Legends
Sogheim: excuse me, I've never seen this before in my life, who is this Falconer
LRRbot: Verix Bladewing [2RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [4/4] | Kicker {3} / Flying / When Verix Bladewing enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create Karox Bladewing, a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
MegaDosX: So Verix is going to do a bit more this game than last game
Alex_Frostfire: Did you know they printed Ramirez in Legends?
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ArgentumFlare: Commander Playable, in the same way that an airplane is 'edible'
MegaDosX: Gesundheit Ben
Diabore: sick...x
jamiewisdom74: that sneeze LUL
runekp: Did Ben just dap while sneezing=
MegaDosX: Wow!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
thraximore: what printing of Mountain did Nelly just play? Is that Arabian Nights?
neb_200: says the one who killed everyone first game...
serramarkov: Highlights!
electra310: "Wheeler wins a game of Magic with Math"
darkflame0994: obviously its Ben (Ulmer)
LRRbot: Akiri, Fearless Voyager [1RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Kor Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you attack a player with one or more equipped creatures, draw a card. / {W}: You may unattach an Equipment from a creature you control. If you do, tap that creature and it gains indestructible until end of turn.
djalternative: How would one emulate Nelson? Dolphin?
freshmaker__: dont do what donny dont does
MegaDosX: Akiri arrived with some brand new shoes
ravenlord_xix: Nasty Nelson, Watchfull Wheeler, Boisterous Ben, Gregarious Graham
MegaDosX: Aw man, they don't let you have any fun
MoaiGangsta: are card sets based on Zendikar considered kor sets?
MegaDosX: @MoaiGangsta First of all, how dare you
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
Hewdra: don't forget Preposterous Paul
theamc2000: is that with or without a K
LRRbot: Pentarch Paladin [2WWW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/3] | Flanking / As Pentarch Paladin enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target permanent of the chosen color.
darkflame0994: wait does anyone have the wrath that spares creatures with flanking?
kevsta47: wheeler out here with Obsolete Keyword Tribal
photosinensis: Another one bites the dust?
theamc2000: @darkflame0994 that exists?
LRRbot: Sanctum of Eternity | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Return target commander you own from the battlefield to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
MegaDosX: Clever!
Dmc3628: Souls boss run
tehfewl: wheelerBlasphemy wheelerBlasphemy
electra310: Okay, now that I've seen that card, those Roborosewater cards that just say "Choose a (thing)" and nothing else make more sense. :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: wat
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
MurphEP: Yes!!!
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
Dmc3628: HAH
thalanir: LUL
electra310: whoa
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
MurphEP: Yes Wheeler
YeetTheRich_: desideratus bellum
Genderi: HahaElf
LRRbot: Light from Within [2WW] | Enchantment | Chroma β€” Each creature you control gets +1/+1 for each white mana symbol in its mana cost.
Peithoson: GlitchLit
EmberNeo: PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT!
Genderi: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: That's spicy
Swiftwolf__: wheeler bringing out the deep production values
RandomTrivia: Chat, put your face in the light lrrBEEJ
Sogheim: with flanking
EmberNeo: Wheeler, where's your Ashbringer?
Sogheim: I miss flanking
MurphEP: My faith is in the light
MurphEP: It's there, baby
darkflame0994: @theamc2000 unfortunately it appears I have gotten flanking and horsemanship mixed up again
JokerBoney: wheeler is definitely having the most fun here
theamc2000: @darkflame0994 ok
Peithoson: GlitchNRG GlitchNRG
theamc2000: can graham target wheeler with the oath trigger?
LRRbot: Monk Class [WU] | Enchantment β€” Class | The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / {W}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."
thavleifrim: @EmberNeo he turns into ashbringer when he dies
EmberNeo: Now I just want to see Worldslayer altered as Ashbringer
darkflame0994: that being said, when's wotc gonna bring horsemanship back for standard?!?
kevsta47: @darkflame0994 Horses do have flanks, after all.
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature β€” Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Peithoson: Someone should have had Warlock class and said....
Dmc3628: champ is on combat proc
Mai_Andra: Ben 'bout to drop a deuce on them dragons. xivMorbol
thraximore: isn't that on combat?
Ouzora: \o/ Ben!
thraximore: lrrJUDGE
Peithoson: YOU FACE JARAXXUS
EmberNeo: @thavleifrim So whoever kills him gets a Worldslayer? Deece.
theamc2000: how many of Ben's creatures have the jeskai watermark?
MegaDosX: It's been a while!
MegaDosX: Staind intensifies
Swiftwolf__: eat the card to truely hide your shame
LRRbot: Half-Elf Monk [3W] | Creature β€” Human Elf Monk [1/4] | Vigilance / Stunning Strike β€” {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
MegaDosX: That monk is so obnoxious in limited
MegaDosX: That Oath has done some serious work for everyone this game
darkflame0994: so does Ben have the Grandmaster of Flowers?
EmberNeo: Ben could honestly do a Lee Sin cosplay
LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
electra310: oooo
EmberNeo: One of the skins, at least
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Dmc3628: SUnastian helps with that
MegaDosX: Kamahl's Druidic Summons?
RandomTrivia: Is it Vow?
Dmc3628: Duidic vow
EmberNeo: SPIN, THAT, WHEEL
RandomTrivia: Please be Vow
MegaDosX: Vow, rather
YeetTheRich_: emrakul?
Fistacles: genesis wave?
Genderi: Wheel
Genderi: Of
RandomTrivia: YAAASSSSS
MegaDosX: !card kamahl's druidic vow
LRRbot: Kamahl's Druidic Vow [XGG] | Legendary Sorcery | Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of land and/or legendary permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Kamahl's Druidic Vow [XGG] | Legendary Sorcery | Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of land and/or legendary permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Genderi: Vow!
MegaDosX: This could get a lot of hits
Fistacles: absolutely perfect
darkflame0994: its only 11 isnt it? The red from Bard Class can't be used right?
Pharmacistjudge: Correct
RandomTrivia: Y'all were missing out if you weren't casting Vow in standard
Dmc3628: lands and or legendary perms
Diabore: druidic vow is my wincon in sisay
Genderi: Lands or Legendary Permanents
darkflame0994: ahh
darkflame0994: thanks!
LRRbot: Renata, Called to the Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” Demigod [*/3] | Renata's power is equal to your devotion to green. / Each other creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Pharmacistjudge: it's a put, so that's a no
RandomTrivia: Welp
Dmc3628: henge is a very good one
kevsta47: Real Jimmy Wong energy here.
MegaDosX: Henge though is an explosive get
EmberNeo: Henge is strong tho
JokerBoney: Legendary Permenants
Dmc3628: that's a lotta draw
LRRbot: The Great Henge [7GG] | Legendary Artifact | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. You gain 2 life. / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it and draw a card.
jfwong: @kevsta47 no kiddin :o
Fistacles: to be fair what is burnished hart except two lands stapled to one card
Serpens77: just getting the Henge is actualy good enough really LUL
MegaDosX: Oh shit Jimmy's here
freshmaker__: henge makes up for it
Kumakaori: and graham realizes whyt it /isnt/ played.
electra310: It's a good Henge, Graham
EmberNeo: Oh hey, Jimmy
QuixoticScrivener: Does greathenge see everything come into play?
Genderi: and then Henge also will trigger on all these
TotallyNotaBeholder: It's an above average henge
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginRemy benginRemy benginRemy
jfwong: i mean, this is still a pretty solid hit
JokerBoney: correct @quixoticscrivener
DangerDiabolik: she sees them
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: benginRemy !
MegaDosX: I think that was a 50/50 on hits and misses
gnome_friend: !quote jimmy
LRRbot: Quote #2176: "I should give more credit to 6-year-olds." β€”Jimmy [2016-03-26]
ArcOfTheConclave: Renata gives 0 counters
Kumakaori: lol XD;.
DangerDiabolik: henge sees them too
Fistacles: its no top deck a basic
jfwong: i was energetically summoned here by graham's deck
Natedogg2: Renata won't apply to anything entering at the same time as itself.
Peithoson: lrrSPOT
ArcOfTheConclave: henge sees all of them
Radyin: Henge triggers?
thraximore: LUL
BrowneePoints: Oh hiya @jfwong Hope life is finding you well! Enjoyed the Midnight Hunt vid with Joe!
Dmc3628: henge will see them
circusofkirkus: jfwong were you one of the legendary hits?
botanykinggold: Hey
jamiewisdom74: @jfwong you're the shit jimmy!
Fruan: Hitting Henge was BIG
MegaDosX: I think that was honestly a very good hit
raulghoulia: this turn is soso
botanykinggold: Jimmy was summoned!
Genderi: so, mabye not a bad hit, graham
Pharmacistjudge: you don't get the counters from renata, but you do from henge
jfwong: @BrowneePoints thank you, Joe is a really nice guy!!! @circusofkirkus yeah, I wanna get a +1/+1 counter too!! @jamiewisdom74 thank you friend
ArcOfTheConclave: Henge sees them renata does not
Dmc3628: def worth 14 mana
thraximore: @jamiewisdom74 Missing comma? :V
Natedogg2: No, Radha won't get a counter from Renata.
DoctorHutch: hello mudda, hello fadda
LRRbot: Renata, Called to the Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” Demigod [*/3] | Renata's power is equal to your devotion to green. / Each other creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
EmberNeo: I give this turn a solid 8/10
electra310: Phrasing?
Swiftwolf__: all this radah radah feels like im watching chowder
Genderi: @Natedogg2 sure it will?
LRRbot: Radha, Heart of Keld [1RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Warrior [3/3] | As long as it's your turn, Radha, Heart of Keld has first strike. / You may look at the top card of your library any time, and you may play lands from the top of your library. / {4}{R}{G}: Radha gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.
MegaDosX: Also that just guaranteed everyone else gets hits off the Oath for the next little while
electra310: Aw, Toski! :D
Pharmacistjudge: Renata is a replacement, and they enter at the same time, so no extra counters from her. Henge is a trigger, so it will see the other permanents entering at the same time.
gnome_friend: !findquote squirrel
LRRbot: Quote #1312: "I don't know why I want squirrel bits." β€”Alex [2015-12-18]
ClockWisely: I'm so glad to see that renata bliss my freestyle dance instructor is here
MegaDosX: Baron von Popinoff over here
EmberNeo: Das a big Toski
Natedogg2: It won't, since Renata is a replacement effect, not a triggered ability, and it has to be on the battlefield for its ability to work.
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature β€” Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski, Bearer of Secrets attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Genderi: huh
BrowneePoints: @jfwong Definitely! Still sad his Dragonlance script never got picked up, a complete sweetheart and total nerd!
freshmaker__: and draw from toski entering i think?
Natedogg2: It won't apply to anything entering at the same time as itself.
MurphEP: Wait a second, Graham's palying good card now
TotallyNotaBeholder: Draw a card for toski too?
MegaDosX: Did Graham draw from Toski ETB?
RandomTrivia: Also, you got to RESOLVE it
YeetTheRich_: oh vow
hijinx18: draw for toski eth?
RandomTrivia: :D
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
TotallyNotaBeholder: *casting toski I meant
Dmc3628: the Value Police
DeM0nFiRe: Did Graham get an achievement for casting that?
JokerBoney: Just for Radha
EmberNeo: VALUE FBI< OPEN UP
Swiftwolf__: scoop it up graham has won the moral victory
kais58: Did Graham draw off henge for squirrel too?
JokerBoney: yeah henge stuff works
Natedogg2: I'm sorry, I'll work on getting a different siren. There's only so many on the market it's hard to find something unique.
MegaDosX: Yeah Graham just paid for the Oath for a little while
theamc2000: ty graham
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Bucket the man.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: "It's Albania!"
EmberNeo: Graham just looked at 12 cards from the Vow, hit 6, and drew 4 after that?
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOPY
Genderi: !quote thank you
electra310: Graham had a good round there, yeah
jfwong: @BrowneePoints it's definitely got a better chance now!! joe's popularity in the community is a net positive
Hewdra: nah fuck that we keepin' this all gay now wheelerMuldp
jfwong: i love that card!! it's in my magda deck
Vampyre_Lord: all your creatures into dorks
Pharmacistjudge: I love Shaku in Honden/shrine decks
LRRbot: Honor-Worn Shaku [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Tap an untapped legendary permanent you control: Untap Honor-Worn Shaku.
blastseeker: good with planeswalkers too
Bionull: Also like Shaku in equipment decks
Dannyboygaara: Its really good in a shrines deck
jfwong: oh man, I think I'm STILL full from that meal
MegaDosX: Outstanding!
DiscordianTokkan: oh no
RandomTrivia: LUL
Peithoson: Sounds like Fogo De Chao
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Fistacles: LUL
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
EmberNeo: Oh no!
jfwong: LUL
circusofkirkus: !sassflan
todderson_: lovely
RandomTrivia: Ben, you clearly failed to flan ahead lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: !flan
RnR_Train: just trying to comprehend whats going on. so this is a take on Oathbreaker, but it is Commander getting a class as an additional command zone card
MegaDosX: Can't let good food go to waste!
jfwong: KEKW
Diabore: "had too"
Pharmacistjudge: and I tried to bring cake to ben later that night from momofuku.
BasiliskXVIII: @jfwong cruel!
freshmaker__: he's still eating the flan to this day
jfwong: the next GP Vegas will be actually historic. I can't wait t osee everyone again
EquisC: @rnr_train yep
ElektroTal: is the stream broken?
LRRbot: Sword of War and Peace [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from white. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand. / Equip {2}
RnR_Train: cool @EquisC ty
YeetTheRich_: @ElektroTal works for me
EmberNeo: This Akiri is gonna start taking heads
Pharmacistjudge: stream looks okay from here
ElektroTal: seriously @jfwong, it will be full of tears and hugs
jfwong: hey friendo
Juliamon: ElektroTal Apparently people are having trouble accessing a number of Twitch channnels today
jfwong: and lots of MEAT.
ElektroTal: aha, twitch was giving me network errors but finally got it
Juliamon: Twitch servers having a bad day
freshmaker__: as unlikely as it is that ill ever find myself in the US with cost and the world rn, I would love to make it to vegas one day.
Dmc3628: and Nelly goes above starting
theamc2000: this was the lifetotal ben was at beofre he did 33 damage to graham's face last game
MegaDosX: Neat!
LRRbot: Eiganjo Castle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target legendary creature this turn.
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
EmberNeo: Speaking of legendary permanents, I'd like to play with Shinka, Bloodsoaked Keep one day
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freshmaker__: or alternatively, I would love to see an Australian Magic Fest pop off one day with cool international folks. 😬
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dmc3628: DAMN
DiscordianTokkan: OOF
MegaDosX: Ooooooof
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: Ya, Wheeler is Nelly YJ FAMILY
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: And the hits keep coming
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Dmc3628: the Wheeler might Smite Ulmer for that blasphemy
Fruan: There is nothing standard about Wheeler lrrBEEJ
jfwong: wowow thank you @Dog_of_Myth
LRRbot: Faithbearer Paladin [4W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/4] | Lifelink
jfwong: 929 subs, hell yeah
freshmaker__: Faith Bear, or Paladin?
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MegaDosX: Yeah they're pretty prolific with them gift subs
Dog_of_Myth: @jfwong No, no. Thank you for all that you do.
EmberNeo: Nice
ElektroTal: wheeler is playing 'i'm a sixth grader and this is every knight i own' tribal
MegaDosX: Nice storm count LRRbot
Genderi: @LRRbot Nice
theamc2000: YES
jamiewisdom74: @ElektroTal LUL
LRRbot: Knight Exemplar [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Other Knight creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible.
Bionull: Graham carefully reading a full text forest on top of the library
LRRbot: Knight of the Holy Nimbus [WW] | Creature β€” Human Rebel Knight [2/2] | Flanking / If Knight of the Holy Nimbus would be destroyed, regenerate it. / {2}: Knight of the Holy Nimbus can't be regenerated this turn. Only your opponents may activate this ability.
BrowneePoints: I love the art on Holy Nimbus
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that is a good one.
Robot_Bones: anyone can look at the top card of their library but the rules generally frown on it
tehfewl: Rebel Knight
Fistacles: its like an old fashioned ward 2
amam741: Knight of the Holy Nimbus was so fun in TSR draft
KingOfDoma: functionally ward 2
RandomTrivia: Oh neat, I didn't know there was a second creature with that text, in addition to Mossbridge Troll
PadawanTK16: so I just came in, is wheeler playing knights and paladins?
PadawanTK16: I was confused
MegaDosX: @PadawanTK16 Pretty much
Odegra: What's set are those dope plains from?
amam741: Not really ward, this stops being destroyed in combat
ElektroTal: wheeler is indeed playing knights and paladins, yes
PadawanTK16: alright sick
EmberNeo: Wheeler is channeling Tirion Fordring rn
Fruan: They read red enough that I keep thinking they're mountains.
kevsta47: for an "exemplar" she's very 'do as I say and not as I do'
RandomTrivia: For those just joining us, tonight the crew are playing Classmander, a similar variant to Oathbreaker where the players have a Class in the command zone. They have gone for flavour of function
MegaDosX: His stuff has indestructible though
ElektroTal: trivia- john avon painted the original art for Anger, thus proving that Avon can indeed make a bad painting
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
MegaDosX: That whole body tap your lands
RandomTrivia: This is in no way an official variant, but something that they threw together as a cool idea
f_tan_theta: how dare you insult Dumpy Anger like that
Diabore: narset, from the same set as seeker, is a monk
ElektroTal: it is the *worst*
EmberNeo: New Anger art is way better
freshmaker__: I believe if Angry Baby supremacy
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: It's incredibly unsettling
amam741: Hammer baby?
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EmberNeo: Chad Anger is way better
theamc2000: @ElektroTal the one that looks almost claymation
call_me_Aras: I also hate original anger art. It's upsetting
MegaDosX: What a sentence
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, fair
djalternative: tiny baby is best anger art
Genderi: Poggifers!
charli3_r: nice
LRRbot: Bard Class [RG] | Enchantment β€” Class | Legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. / {R}{G}: Level 2 / Legendary spells you cast cost {R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. / {3}{R}{G}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a legendary spell, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
MegaDosX: So that can get out of hand
theamc2000: Nelson that is Wonder not Anger
Fruan: Is G about to pop off?
EmberNeo: Pop off alert!
MegaDosX: MONKE
EmberNeo: BIG MONKE
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
LRRbot: Kogla, the Titan Ape [3GGG] | Legendary Creature β€” Ape [7/6] | When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. / Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / {1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.
Fruan: With henge and shako this is gonna get out of hand
TimIAm: Graham wants banan
Dog_of_Myth: Big Monkey
DiscordianTokkan: Beeeg Monkee wheelerMonkey
ElektroTal: noted bard Kogla
Juliamon: beeeeg monke
Qadhira: loot room or lute roomn, Wheeler?
EmberNeo: MY FAVORITE MONKE
theamc2000: i thought graham said he had no enchantment removal
TheGoozler: The Koogler has arrived
Peithoson: MONKE
EmberNeo: I've used this bad boy in Gladiator so many times
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
EmberNeo: It just comes in and hits something
Dog_of_Myth: Stangg is back
RandomTrivia: Hello there Dandinstorm12 benginHi
DiscordianTokkan: Daang, Staang
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Peithoson: GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG
EmberNeo: The Hengabus
ericw1205: is this fun?
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
MegaDosX: Also notably technically Kogla only gets its extra counter when you draw for Henge
Dandinstorm12: Call the Boys, Stangg is back
MegaDosX: Oh no.
EmberNeo: EVERYONE GET ON THE HENGABUS
Peithoson: Venga Bois
bullseye3265: so many kamigawa lands flying around this game
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, I was drinking when you said that!!
RandomTrivia: It gets one counter AS it enters from Renata, then another when the Henge trigger resolves
ElektroTal: what did the legend say after his twin asked about his honey gathering expedition? "That Stanng"
freshmaker__: *tony schiavone voice* IT'S STANG
Dmc3628: STAANG Scorpion Death Drop
LRRbot: Stangg [4RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/4] | When Stangg enters the battlefield, create Stangg Twin, a legendary 3/4 red and green Human Warrior creature token. Exile that token when Stangg leaves the battlefield. Sacrifice Stangg when that token leaves the battlefield.
theamc2000: and venturing
botanykinggold: Incoming bald son
EmberNeo: @freshmaker__ Who's the Darby to Staang?
ElfLawyer: hell yeah
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Out of Dice" Stark
Dog_of_Myth: Ain't no party like a Stangg Party
Natedogg2: Is a Stangg party where you have to bring your twin?
Dandinstorm12: Stanggbanit
Fruan: A Stangg party ends as soon as the host leaves.
MegaDosX: Man, imagine if Henge drew off tokens ETB as well
RandomTrivia: The token *only* gets two counters...
Dandinstorm12: woof
RandomTrivia: Nelly pls
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson....
MegaDosX: It's all gone wrong
KWardJenx: Boooo!!!!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
freshmaker__: @EmberNeo oh boy.. i do want a Sting Stang and a Darby Stang Twin token alter.
EmberNeo: Hengabus drawing off of tokens? Disgusting and cool
SK__Ren: Is he a Stangg-Up comedian?
Dandinstorm12: Gottem
MajorFrostbyte: Nelson. Pluuleas
DeM0nFiRe: Isn't Stang the name of Balbo's sword?
YeetTheRich_: nelly is asking for it, full send graham
Dmc3628: Ape smashed the Exmeplar this is just the aftereffects
MegaDosX: This is Graham's first main so far
Peithoson: These puns are Staangky
Dandinstorm12: The Ape is dead and I must conjure him
EmberNeo: Monle smashed the exemplar so hard that the effects rippled out over the space time continuum
MegaDosX: Graham can hit someone for a whole lot next turn
LRRbot: Ellywick Tumblestrum [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Ellywick [4] | [+1]: Venture into the dungeon. / [βˆ’2]: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. If it's legendary, you gain 3 life. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / [βˆ’7]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have trample and haste and get +2/+2 for each differently named dungeon you've completed."
EmberNeo: Monke*
LRRbot: Gruul Turf | Land | Gruul Turf enters the battlefield tapped. / When Gruul Turf enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {R}{G}.
theamc2000: it is a legend
MegaDosX: Oh man, Tomb would've been hilarious
Fistacles: but tomb has a legendary creature !!!
Dandinstorm12: Get in the Tomb
gnome_friend: !findquote tomb
LRRbot: Quote #5504: "As long as Paul can see out of it, it's a fort. If he can't see out of it, it's a tomb." β€”Serge [2018-11-11]
YeetTheRich_: the monke bard
MegaDosX: To be fair, this is also pretty on brand for a Bard in 5e. They can be absurdly powerful.
Dmc3628: to WAR
Swiftwolf__: no ben dont bring banding into this keyword soup
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
MegaDosX: Oh good lord how big is Renata?!?
djalternative: band your green legendaries!
Dandinstorm12: 14?
Dog_of_Myth: Heya @Foxmar320
TotallyNotaBeholder: and the counters?
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Dmc3628: mid calcuus
RandomTrivia: LUL
Natedogg2: Does that include the counter?
MegaDosX: Also yeah Renata's got 16 power I think
kevsta47: band them!
YeetTheRich_: does graham still have his RG mana artifact thing?
Rustpile: Just got back from FNM, what is the theme? Commander with Class Cards?
RandomTrivia: Oh the Borderpost
RandomTrivia: He may have counted that
Dmc3628: yes
Dog_of_Myth: @Rustpile Yep
Dmc3628: Ratttosk can pop off
MegaDosX: Toski is a very strong creature
Rustpile: oh heck yeah, thats neato
electra310: Excellent angry squirrel
Ba_Dum_Tish: UwUigi
MegaDosX: Between the Vow and all of that card draw, Graham milling out isn't outside of the realm of possibility
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
EmberNeo: Most swords kill bards
Dandinstorm12: Bards not known for their AC
amam741: I play a bard on tuesdays, and yeah . . .
electra310: And it can cleave a ukelele with one hit!
Dandinstorm12: Ew flesh? Not my flesh
asthanius: Sword of Song and Dance
Dannyboygaara: Sword of Serration
BrowneePoints: Ok hear me out Graham, but what if they're a College of Swords Bard?
randombillfolds: There's no better place to sheath your sword than in a scab-bard.
EmberNeo: Peace was never an option
MegaDosX: "I can see the war, but where's the peace?"
KeytarCat: What's the peace piece?
Natedogg2: After I bring this sword to war, peace comes to the table.
RandomTrivia: Sword of Tolstoy, it's made of 1,000 pages on a stick
Swiftwolf__: the handle is a peace pipe
Dandinstorm12: The peace is for me
EmberNeo: The war is for you
electra310: Did we do second break yet?
LRRbot: Fighter Class [RW] | Enchantment β€” Class | When Fighter Class enters the battlefield, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{R}{W}: Level 2 / Equip abilities you activate cost {2} less to activate. / {3}{R}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever a creature you control attacks, up to one target creature blocks it this combat if able.
CAKHost: Peace is the thing you put the sword into?
LRRbot: Bruenor Battlehammer [2RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Warrior [5/3] | Each creature you control gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. / You may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.
MegaDosX: @electra310 I don't think so, I was actually about to ask
gnome_friend: @RandomTrivia and Christian anarcho-pacifism
EmberNeo: I wonder if Nelly has Halvar in his deck
electra310: @MegaDosX Oh good, I need a snack :D
DeM0nFiRe: If you block you have to do math, screw that
Dandinstorm12: Bang bang indeed
SK__Ren: War Eeyor?
EmberNeo: Nelly is Garrosh?
MegaDosX: Akiri is unreasonably large right now
Dandinstorm12: Very carefully Ben
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Dannyboygaara: I keep forgetting Nelson has Akiri because shes drowning in all the equipment lol
SmashTCG: I assume all swords Fuse into one huge sword like the Sword from Advent chidren
djalternative: how many theoretical hands does Akiri have right now?
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao LUL
EmberNeo: MAKE THAT MONKEY BLOCK
pom_pyro_snowman: LUL
gnome_friend: !findquote banana work
LRRbot: Quote #7608: "Work first, then banana." β€”Adam [2021-05-19]
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: She's Voltron-ing off!
YeetTheRich_: up until the second pair of boots it was ok
Dandinstorm12: "In this episode, the monkey is forced to block."
EmberNeo: Oh cool, Akiri is dual wielding
BrowneePoints: !fingdquote boots socks
jamiewisdom74: did he draw off akiri
BrowneePoints: !findquote boots socks
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Peithoson: Mechagodzilla vs King Kong 2021 colorized
Dandinstorm12: !quote 36
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" β€”Omega_Lairon [2015-03-13]
BrowneePoints: Ah man, no one added Cori's "Boots that are also Socks" from Tabletop Day a couple years ago!?
QuixoticScrivener: Tap Kogla to untap honor worn shaku?
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Dannyboygaara: It looks like he has assembled Exodia XD
Swiftwolf__: reasonable but also you're a monster
prince_infidel: !quote monkey
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Sunastian Falconer [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Kogla's such a strong creature
JokerBoney: !card Bruenor
LRRbot: Bruenor Battlehammer [2RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Warrior [5/3] | Each creature you control gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. / You may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.
EmberNeo: APE, TOGETHER STRONG
Dmc3628: 2020 G card what else
lightfut: did I hear stangnasty falconer?
YeetTheRich_: monke too big
MegaDosX: I mean, Nelson is about to gain a billion life
BrowneePoints: It's King Kong!
LRRbot: Kogla, the Titan Ape [3GGG] | Legendary Creature β€” Ape [7/6] | When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. / Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / {1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.
JokerBoney: 23/13
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Koglas Dumb" Stark
prince_infidel: !quote monk
darkflame0994: nelson has been returned to monke
frogomb: it's that rascal Apeman!
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey MONKE WINS wheelerMonkey
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap wheelerMonkey seabatClap
JokerBoney: oh right war and peace gives +2/+2 it's a good ol 25/15
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Dandinstorm12: Akiri runs up and smashes the Monkey with everything they have and Kogla is like "Hmm?"
djalternative: Nelson's new arrangement of Akiri is still making me laugh
gnome_friend: And then after each episode, the monkey gets a banana for working
prince_infidel: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #6836: "Ever forward, never banana." β€”Ian [2020-03-22]
CAKHost: Good night all. I got to get to bed.
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Ba_Dum_Tish: do not use Goop products
BrowneePoints: Gorilla in an Exosuit catching a Cyber-Katana with his Bare Hands @LoadingReadyRun
EmberNeo: Is Kogla like the Kane of this board?
EmberNeo: You hit him, but no sells it
Peithoson: This is best Anime
DeM0nFiRe: Kogla take this banana GivePLZ 🍌
LRRbot: Pentarch Paladin [2WWW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [3/3] | Flanking / As Pentarch Paladin enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target permanent of the chosen color.
MegaDosX: Are we due a break soon?
Dandinstorm12: War!
MegaDosX: Amazing Nelson!
EmberNeo: WAR
EmberNeo: What is it good for?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSACK
gnome_friend: !findquote burlap
LRRbot: Quote #5148: "Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please." β€”Dale [2018-07-09]
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frogomb: not cosplay, coswork
gnome_friend: Is Wheeler a Burlapian?
Peithoson: Mr Rogers?
LRRbot: Paladin Class [W] | Enchantment β€” Class | Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost {1} more to cast. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+1. / {4}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you attack, until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +1/+1 for each other attacking creature and gains double strike.
EmberNeo: Wheeler dinged
dumbo3k: mmm cookie @Bengineering
EmberNeo: Did he hit 60?
RandomTrivia: Ben, was that the "Pog" from your soundboard or from your mouth? I genuinely couldn't tell
Robot_Bones: To quote the Monarch, 'This is not costume play this is Costume Business!"
MegaDosX: "If one of you two can blow up the monkey..."
LRRbot: Sword of Truth and Justice [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, then proliferate. / Equip {2}
Dmc3628: good against Ulmer
EmberNeo: I love this sword
Robot_Bones: Ben has all player removal
AttackCowboy: Next time on "Make the Monkey Block", Kogla dodges blocking with the War Honed Shaku
BrowneePoints: Anti-Paladin/Blackguard/Oathbreaker Paladins exist!
Pharmacistjudge: no feast sword? that paladin is famished!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Truth and or justice
gnome_friend: Sword of Hearth and Home seems good for paladins too
gnome_friend: Oath of the Ancients
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put a fishing minigame in Smash, you cowards!
Dandinstorm12: When do we get sword of soup and sandwich?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I won't block.... Path Nadaar
MaseyFool: Hi
theamc2000: knight is 5/5 auto regen
DeM0nFiRe: It's a goblin paladin, right?
EmberNeo: So is this where the Paladins adopt a goblin into their order?
MegaDosX: It doesn't actually have counters
Dmc3628: not a counter no
Natedogg2: The class doesn't use a counter.
Dmc3628: if that was a SAGA
RandomTrivia: It doesn't have counters, unlike sagas
Dmc3628: G has def more than 7
BrowneePoints: Inigo Montagna?
MegaDosX: I think Graham had ten last time he counted
EmberNeo: This monke might be smashing something
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
MegaDosX: Also yeah Graham totally has artifact and enchantment removal in his deck in Kogla
Dandinstorm12: Come on in the water's....covered in plains
BrowneePoints: My name is Inigo Montagna, you counterspelled my Father, Prepare to Fry!
LRRbot: Ojutai Exemplars [2WW] | Creature β€” Human Monk [4/4] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one β€” / β€’ Tap target creature. / β€’ Ojutai Exemplars gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn. / β€’ Exile Ojutai Exemplars, then return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
Dandinstorm12: There were better ways to win for the UW decks Nelly
Ba_Dum_Tish: I have the exemplars in my feather deck
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm Hideo Kojima.
LRRbot: Sure Strike [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
EmberNeo: I love the art on Ojutai's Exemplars
Dandinstorm12: and that motercycle.
BrowneePoints: Yea, Exemplars wasn't QUITE good enough for how STUPID powerful Standard was
TotallyNotaBeholder: Tap! That! Monkey!
Dandinstorm12: We tapped the Monkey for a sequal
EmberNeo: Is Ben going full Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon over here?
BjjBrain: Wheeler, that haircut is for sure the antagonist that has the marionettes made out of human skin...you can tell a lot by someone's hair choice lol
JokerBoney: tbf the monk can tap Rahda
MegaDosX: Last game had the Monastery Mentor
Klandox: Tap! πŸ‘ That! πŸ‘ Monkey! πŸ‘
AttackCowboy: Tap the monkey, tap the monkey, Kogla don't like it, tap the monkey tap the monkey
RandomTrivia: Powerful
MegaDosX: !card guided strike
LRRbot: Guided Strike [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Guided Strike [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. / Draw a card.
blue_lore: draw a card Mr. Ulmer
blue_lore: nevermind you got it
EmberNeo: Force is meaningless without skill
Natedogg2: This game is teaching me that math is for attackers.
Dandinstorm12: @AttackCowboy Rock the Kasbah?
EmberNeo: Master yourself, master the enemy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Master Monke
LRRbot: Ojutai's Summons [3UU] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 blue Djinn Monk creature token with flying. / Rebound
AttackCowboy: @Dandinstorm12 You know it
Dandinstorm12: nice
blue_lore: was the Summons cast from hand? I thought it was from exile
AttackCowboy: @Dandinstorm12 Nice, but also, welcome to what is gonna be stuck in my head all night long
Dandinstorm12: Graham is aloud to look
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMuldcb
Dandinstorm12: @AttackCowboy You brought this upon yourself friend
LRRbot: Cragcrown Pathway (back: Timbercrown Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {R}.
RandomTrivia: Summons was cast from exile, so it doesn't rebound
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MegaDosX: Kitty!
DiscordianTokkan: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: Hi Mulder!
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
circusofkirkus: wheelerMuldcb
Dandinstorm12: otherwise it would keep casting itself
tehfewl: that way it doesn't rebound after rebounding
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMuldcb
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
blue_lore: I would have thought the same thing Ben :)
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb
lilliththestupid: mulder noooo
lilliththestupid: come back
EmberNeo: Vivien might just win this game for Graham, maybe?
asthanius: comin for that boopity
Dandinstorm12: Scoopity noopity
EmberNeo: -2, cast whatever, tutor up something?
MajorFrostbyte: kitty is helping, you just don't understand help
Dmc3628: and Narset can lose hexproof
Dmc3628: if G feels inclined
Dandinstorm12: Nasty
LRRbot: Sunastian Falconer [3RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
EmberNeo: DOOT
LRRbot: Angel's Trumpet [3] | Artifact | All creatures have vigilance. / At the beginning of each player's end step, tap all untapped creatures that player controls that didn't attack this turn. Angel's Trumpet deals damage to the player equal to the number of creatures tapped this way.
theamc2000: OH
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Bard Stuff" Stark
MegaDosX: Serge played that one on a prior FNPF and it was pretty funny
asthanius: I remember when Serge had that in an Angels deck. It went poorly for him
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YeetTheRich_: vroom?
freshmaker__: angel's trumpet rules. all star in my Darien deck
tehfewl: DOOT
Dandinstorm12: honk honk
RandomTrivia: Toot toot, make sideways
EmberNeo: Just flunge?
RandomTrivia: Or not, I guess
DiscordianTokkan: escher3DOOT
Ba_Dum_Tish: Graham toots as he pleases
F1SHOR: that should get this game moving
lilliththestupid: FOOL! GRAHAM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES
EmberNeo: Do you believe in the doots?
LRRbot: Arni Brokenbrow [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Berserker [3/3] | Haste / Boast β€” {1}: You may change Arni Brokenbrow's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn.
BjjBrain: So much Mid-range!!
Dandinstorm12: I imagine it as the sax theme from CSL
MegaDosX: Quick and cunning, strong and proud
YeetTheRich_: !card clam session
LRRbot: Clam Session [1UU] | Creature β€” Clamfolk [2/5] | As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.
BjjBrain: He even has a brass section!!
Dandinstorm12: you love to see it
Dandinstorm12: pssh
Mr_Horrible: wait, as in Endbringer?
MegaDosX: Also, to be even more on theme for Graham's deck, behold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpKvUWhn1M
anactualheehaw: I love seeing a good EDH game where the board state is just "here are multiple piles of card piles"
Dandinstorm12: *chants* Fight forever!
Dandinstorm12: clap clap, clap clap clap
EmberNeo: These fights are gonna be epic
anactualheehaw: numotJAM Clap
DiscordianTokkan: "Move to combat. But before combat, a commercial breaaaaak!"
MegaDosX: Yeah Bruenor's a whole thing
djalternative: we need some global animated emotes. specifically catJAM
Dmc3628: Brueonr plus Embercleave helluva drug
djalternative: Ben is oh so very tiny in his frame
theamc2000: kogla has a lot of words
benjamin_wheeler: cat drooled all over my cards
Dmc3628: Kong might smash elly's Swords
MegaDosX: Graham has the potential to hit very hard this turn
Dandinstorm12: not your cards
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DeM0nFiRe: That is why card sleeves were invented, right? To protect them from cat drool
elah806: Oh, it's my freestyle dance teacher!
theamc2000: kogla trigger
Radyin: Kogla trigger?
Dmc3628: so attack trigger on Kong yes
MegaDosX: Kogla is messed up
LRRbot: Kogla, the Titan Ape [3GGG] | Legendary Creature β€” Ape [7/6] | When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. / Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / {1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: don't mess with the Titan Ape
freshmaker__: monkey good
elah806: Twenty Twenty Green Card
Dmc3628: lightf from within is a good one
theamc2000: also oath of lieges
MegaDosX: Blowing up Oath of Lieges would just be hateful
MegaDosX: Kogla has trample too
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
Dmc3628: houseboat?
theamc2000: deflecting pal,m?
MegaDosX: Deflecting Palm could indeed be a blowout
Dmc3628: OOF
YeetTheRich_: yooo
LRRbot: Deflecting Palm [RW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.
MegaDosX: Lifelink will also save him though
azidbern95: YES! D-Palm! my favourite card! Just imagine D-Palming an Emrakul lol
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, yeah, Palm does the damage, not Renata
DiscordianTokkan: So lifelink doesn't save
Multra0: Yes D,P your opponents
LRRbot: Ancient Animus [1G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if it's legendary. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.
genomancer_: What's all this then?
Dmc3628: intersting
theamc2000: didn't renata have counters?
Dannyboygaara: Nice move!! Very smart
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah that was neat
Dmc3628: oh damn
RandomTrivia: And the Renata still gets the counter
electra310: Now this is a game of magic!
amam741: This is neat but messy lol
RandomTrivia: This was a very scuffed combat, but we're here now :D
Uzumaki15: He still gains life from shadowspear so he's not dead
theamc2000: ben give renata first strike
hijinx18: kogla has lifelink from the spear?
Dannyboygaara: Yes!! Shadowspear!!
BrowneePoints: I mean, this is the fun part of magic.
RandomTrivia: Tune in for the latest hit cover from Kogla and the Bards - Stangg Alive lrrBEEJ
heartofgoldfish: math is for blockers? no, math is for geniuses
MegaDosX: This is why I'm so glad Arena holds your hand on things like this :p
DeM0nFiRe: I think basically math is for commander games
amam741: How many counters does she have on her?
theamc2000: 2
Dannyboygaara: 3
theamc2000: my b
azidbern95: Toski draw triggers?
ckupf: did graham draw for toski?
hijinx18: draw for the dragon hitting nelson?
LRRbot: Inspiring Bard [3G] | Creature β€” Elf Bard [3/3] | When Inspiring Bard enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Bardic Inspiration β€” Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / β€’ Song of Rest β€” You gain 3 life.
RandomTrivia: benginDab
amam741: Palm does the damage
lightfut: and one for the creature hitting the field
Uzumaki15: Doesn't Graham also have like 5 mana floating from Rada?
MegaDosX: And a counter on the Bard
Dmc3628: that's not Warlord Radha this is the land radha
RandomTrivia: It's not that Radha, it's Heart of Keld
RandomTrivia: SKYBOAT HYPE
Dmc3628: IM ON A BOAT
LRRbot: Skysovereign, Consul Flagship [5] | Legendary Artifact β€” Vehicle [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Skysovereign, Consul Flagship enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / Crew 3
Dmc3628: sorry for caps
Mr_Horrible: Bard On Barge
Uzumaki15: Right that's Grand Warlord Rada, my bad
genomancer_: Toot Toot
MegaDosX: Shadowspear can remove hexproof from Narset
Dmc3628: we can kill Narsu if activate Shadowspear
RandomTrivia: *cargo ship HONK*
TheMCScrubLord: Graham and math *flashback to the Game Knights Modern Horizons commander game*
azidbern95: the new Bard has 2 counters.... Renata and Henge
azidbern95: no worries, we got ya G
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Also Ben can't tap anything on Nelson's board anyway thanks to hexproof and shroud
Dmc3628: Wheeler also has that
MegaDosX: WOAH
Dmc3628: UMMM
Jradcliffe719: everyone of importance won a game
LRRbot: Aurelia, the Warleader [2RRWW] | Legendary Creature β€” Angel [3/4] | Flying, vigilance, haste / Whenever Aurelia, the Warleader attacks for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
DeM0nFiRe: So both Ben and Nelson had a card that gives an extra combat step
photosinensis: I just realized that there are more lands in my Legacy deck than there are in most Commander decks.
Mr_Horrible: Ben: "War *and* peace? I hate *both* of those!"
ActionJB: Once gram is dead everyone can leave
Dmc3628: he has SkySovereign though
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
LRRbot: Disenchant [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
DiscordianTokkan: Disenchant! The original naturalize!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dmc3628: eyy if you kill me i'll handily make that paycut
kirbytronic: Graham vs. Adam, Wheeler, and Ben just trying to make him as uncomfortable as possible about being their boss
photosinensis: RIP Graham.
MegaDosX: RIP Graham, but he got to pop off /hard/
KWardJenx: Hurrah! The Graham is dead!
Dmc3628: HAHHA
MegaDosX: WHAT
RandomTrivia: OHHHHHHH
RandomTrivia: LUL
kirbytronic: XD
electra310: Baaaadmonkey
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
hijinx18: UHHH
F1SHOR: Welp time for greyham
MegaDosX: Ben pls
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
RandomTrivia: Nice try Ben LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL nice
circusofkirkus: wheelerMonkey
YeetTheRich_: conceding is sorcery speed
photosinensis: You can concede during end step if there's some trigger that may be beneficial.
photosinensis: And that would be impacted by your departure.
heartofgoldfish: We all agree to concede. Also, in response, I stifle my concession
LRRbot: Paladin Class [W] | Enchantment β€” Class | Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost {1} more to cast. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+1. / {4}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you attack, until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +1/+1 for each other attacking creature and gains double strike.
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
MegaDosX: PRO WHITE
MegaDosX: HOIST WITH HIS OWN PETARD
Dmc3628: i mean Faithbearere can get pumped i guess
kevsta47: how'd nelson go out?
RandomTrivia: Concession
aerohydra: on his own terms
RandomTrivia: ^
YeetTheRich_: he was hungry I guess
damn_i_am_pretty: Nelson with the secret tech
Pharmacistjudge: I walk away and nelson has breadsticks?!?
DeM0nFiRe: What kind of mana does breadsticks tap for?
Juliamon: Nelson moved to cheesy bread step
blue_lore: Nelson said food had priority
amam741: Nalson's making me hungry
photosinensis: Nelson needed out of the game.
rosesmcgee: Nelson's cheesey bread is the real winner
Pharmacistjudge: I'm jealous on Nelson
DeM0nFiRe: Oh they must all be food tokens
Juliamon: DeM0nFiRe Red, naturally
F1SHOR: i mean theres no trophy or anything so nelson was smart to withdraw knowing they would win
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: !card serene master
LRRbot: Serene Master [1W] | Creature β€” Human Monk [0/2] | Whenever Serene Master blocks, exchange its power and the power of target creature it's blocking until end of combat.
amam741: wotc ban monk class
electra310: Hahahaha
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
MegaDosX: Also Shadowspear on Radha could have hit for a lot by pumping her twice
MegaDosX: Or more depending on mana available
circusofkirkus: Bards can't cast fireball though?
frank_the_great: Just got here, can y'all start over?
RandomTrivia: Those were great games and a really cool concept
Pharmacistjudge: Clam or Mander?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Clamander
Jradcliffe719: clamor shamander
theamc2000: Clam and her?
amam741: @circusofkirkus My lore bard with magical secrets can
MegaDosX: And there's eight classes left if you want to do it again in future!
electra310: Fun stream!
djalternative: Clamander is the night where they all run clamfolk decks
KWardJenx: This was fantastic.
foxtail34: very fun! Thanks so much guys
freshmaker__: Fest-ovities
Robot_Bones: all Clams, "sorry we shelled your village, here's some gold"
electra310: Next time, crabmander!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pet that pupper
blue_lore: More clamander with costumes for sure xD
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
TheWarbo: what is the drink that's vodka mixed with clamander?
djalternative: 4x Alexander Clamilton mirror
Pharmacistjudge: the next level from clam or shaman, it's clam or mander
Jradcliffe719: next time everyone except wheeler has to wear costumes
YeetTheRich_: I love watching wheeler desperately trying to fix his hair
circusofkirkus: S E K I R O
MoaiGangsta: i would love to watch this again with some of the other classes!
Mr_Horrible: OH!
Mr_Horrible: SEkiro
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginLol
LonelyTex: πŸ˜‚
CaptainSpam: The shadows have died at least once so far.
circusofkirkus: it's a good rhythm game
heartofgoldfish: parry the backseaters
circusofkirkus: Pokemon returns!
RandomTrivia: Return to PTCGO HYPE
Mr_Horrible: "Shadows die a non-zero number of times"
electra310: A Very Wheeler Weekend
circusofkirkus: Rotation in a week!
Jradcliffe719: wheeler has instigated a coup
RandomTrivia: WHAT
MegaDosX: Excuse me what?
circusofkirkus: Gym Leader Challenge baby
MagicalAttackGecko: *Ben eyes gif*
RandomTrivia: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
blue_lore: and now I want to play pokemon again
theamc2000: Pokelander?
LonelyTex: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
Jradcliffe719: silphsHYPE
circusofkirkus: it's a fan format, no official matchmaking for it yet
electra310: Natural singleton!
AttackCowboy: lrrCREEPL wheelerE lrrCREEPR
LonelyTex: The next few days of LRR Streams: Oops! All Wheeler Edition
CaptainSpam: Look, shadows just die a lot, okay?
electra310: yessssssss
AttackCowboy: "The Weekend of Wheeler"
electra310: I love that zombie paladin guy
Juliamon: Wheeler Wheekends
MegaDosX: Statler and Waldorf?
RandomTrivia: *heckling
circusofkirkus: Beej & Paul are the Statler and Waldorf
damn_i_am_pretty: someone has to shove Adam off the cliff into die rolls
RandomTrivia: benginRemy !
MegaDosX: Roll credits!
bat_wool: Is Wheeler dressed likea jester?
Jradcliffe719: i love that nelson still hasn't learned to hate chat as much as the rest of us
electra310: Hey, I was first on the list! I win! :D
damn_i_am_pretty: oh noes
RandomTrivia: REMINALD
RandomTrivia: benginLove
thyeggman: yo
Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
BrowneePoints: REMY!
electra310: Pupper!
circusofkirkus: benginRemy
MegaDosX: benginRemy !
BrowneePoints: Look at that sweet boy!
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
freshmaker__: :)
MegaDosX: I always want to reach through the screen and pet Remy whenever he appears on stream
damn_i_am_pretty: I actually like the scrolling sub roll, feels very TV credit roll
RandomTrivia: Remy looks so cuddly
damn_i_am_pretty: just needs a "filmed in front of a live not in studio audience"
LonelyTex: wheelerY wheelerH
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
damn_i_am_pretty: thanks!
hijinx18: thanks everyone!!
electra310: Fun times! Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
CaptainSpam: Oh, right, I should refill my bit supply at some point...
KWardJenx: Thank you for having us.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Tingeltangelibach: lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: All the magic has now been gathered in one place
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: LUL
MurphEP: Paul!
electra310: Night Paul!
F1SHOR: lrrHEART
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Night Paul
djalternative: night paul
DeM0nFiRe: lmao that spooped me real good LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
v_nome: Goodnight Paul, Goodnight Sound board.
MurphEP: G'night great stream!
MurphEP: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL