v_nome: (sorry)
djalternative: I don't actually know anything about paddington so I'm not sure if margerine is a reference to it or not
v_nome: No. I think Paddington might like Marmalade if memory serves?
Nyx_fire: yes paddington is marmalade
Metric_Furlong: marmalade is to Paddington what cheese is to Wallace
Electrodyne: is it too early to go "FIRST!" in chat yet?
djalternative: too late I'm afraid
Sarah_Serinde: Yes hi I am here for Wallace and Grommit references
djalternative: we've been discussing childrens characters food preferences
Sarah_Serinde: Also it is always too late to go "first!" in Twitch chat
djalternative: the only equivilant to first you can claim here is the 0 seconds on the !next command
Nigouki: though it's never too late to go "THIRST!" Kappa
Nigouki: especially with some of these books
Metric_Furlong: Sarah_Serinde excellent, have some celebratory wensleydale and crackers
v_nome: I feel like it might always be in some sort of "first!" superposition. Both too late and too early.
Sarah_Serinde: Metric_Furlong Lovely :D
Juliamon: I think it may depend on what "first" the user was going for
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Juliamon: First to post within x minutes of the stream? First to post x minutes after the last stream? First to post in the new day in their timezone?
Sarah_Serinde: I mean unlike in comment sections or threads, unless you're a mod you can't tell whether you're actually first if you haven't had chat open, and someone has probably already said something, at least in a chat like LRR's
Juliamon: the last one will be relevant in 5 minutes or so
djalternative: I've been loving the tiktok trend lately of "Wake up Gromit! We've got to hide the body!"
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Juliamon: anyhoo, I've been closet spelunking and found my old "cards" shoebox
ButButTheJesus: twelfth!
v_nome: @Juliamon What sort of cards?
Juliamon: genuinely don't know how I ended up with some of them. There's like, just one random LotR tcg card?
kusinohki: "cards" in quotes sounds ominous...
Metric_Furlong: no no, they're perfectly "normal" "cards"
kusinohki: promo card from watching the movie?
Juliamon: it's a mix of trading cards, tcgs, sticker cards, and those little lenticular square Pokemon things
Juliamon: the weirdest one is probably this Shaman King thing that's very thicc because there's a tab on the top that you pull up and the card's special attacks are hidden in there??
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3s from now).
GapFiller: please enjoy TikTok; those prepositions appear diametrically opposed
PharaohBender27: Dangit, so close
Juliamon: it's so thicc that I thought it was a bunch of cards all stuffed into the card sleeve, but it was just this one cardboard monster in there so tight I had to tear the sleeve apart to free it
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WE ARE LIVE
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrSHINE
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: (again)
Nyx_fire: lrrHEART lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
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djalternative: @GapFiller pitch: part 1 in a pov movie called "Wallace and Gromit commit a capitol offence"
RandomTrivia: If only we could hear Go For Distance...
TheMerricat: Evening chat! :)
kusinohki: doot doot do do doot do doo do do do
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LadyAiluros: Wooo!
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v_nome: I told the lady that voiced Meg in Hades she did a good job on Tik Tok and since then I always have a notification that somebody liked that comment
Juliamon: anyway time to spend this stream sorting Pokemon cards from Utena cards from Megaman Battle Network cards from Yugioh cards from Bloom County cards
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam is continuing Knight of the Living Dead with the help of Paul, an alcoholic shrunken head, a talking weasel skeleton and Beej. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-o_8u8UUAAvFd6.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1435030331376037888
RandomTrivia: Oof
RandomTrivia: "and Beej" LUL
GapFiller: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
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GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
v_nome: !loveAdam
Sarah_Serinde: So the stream says there's music, but I don't hear any?
kusinohki: Bloom County cards?? why is that the most surprising one?
ZathenDother: My favorite boys are here
DeM0nFiRe: For a sec I read that as saying paul was an alcoholic shrunken head rpgThinking
PharaohBender27: I see lrrADAM has more grievances to air Kappa
djalternative: @Sarah_Serinde correct
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chromeface1339: hey hey hey! more knights! this book is great
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Loonatic93 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
Loonatic93: Fifth Sub Birthday, and it's gettin' real dicey up in here!
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BogglesUrMind: If I remember correctly, last time in this book Adam exploded himself with a magic staff, yesh?
Electrodyne: Every day is !LoveAdam day
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good, I was pretty sure I checked everything it could be on my end
Sarah_Serinde: There we go :)
djalternative: there's the music
PharaohBender27: Music!
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks probably Paul
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
kusinohki: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what James says.
Juliamon: kusinohki I used to buy them at a local flea market, they're basically thick foil versions of various panels
Sarah_Serinde: BogglesUrMind Last playthrough, but not last week when they restarted
Electrodyne: :)
GapFiller: didnt Adam complain last time abt not having his own love cmd
chromeface1339: !adamlove
Juliamon: GapFiller He also said not to makeone
killuafan123: hello
Sarah_Serinde: He also told us not to add one if there wasn't one
ZathenDother: Every day is Adam love tho
Sarah_Serinde: Obviously we should listen to that ;)
Pantsravaganza: ShowLove510 Yes. Time for my absolute favourite type of stream,
Vector_Zero subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
Vector_Zero: We’re here!!!!!!!!!
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saucemaster5000: !adamantagonize
saucemaster5000: darn
Juliamon: !help
mochabeanie: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap lrrSIG lrrSIG
Juliamon: LRRbot has all the commands visible there
Sarah_Serinde: Chat spamming random variations of that isn't going to get you anything
Juliamon: ctrl f there instead of chatspam
saucemaster5000: just one as a joke, not actually looking for one :)
Sarah_Serinde: saucemaster5000 But it was the latest in many by many people
Anubis169: lrrSIGNAL
Anubis169: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia becomes prepared
RoastedGravy prepares
ZathenDother: I am prepared
kusinohki totally unprepared
chromeface1339: they're heeeeeere
ButButTheJesus: my body is not ready
Catcard: My body is ready! And by my body, I mean my ears and eyes!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, we're supposed to be prepared? Uh oh
GhostValv: seabatClap
Anubis169: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: YES
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
SAJewers: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
BusTed: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha hi Adam gabyLul
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: It's Tim!
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
noSmokeFire: Tim?! PogChamp
chromeface1339: YEEEESSSS
mochabeanie: good start
ContingentCat: !findquote prepare
LRRbot: Quote #832: "I was not prepared for a time jump!" —Paul [2015-10-12]
CaptainSpam: The headphones OVER the helmet. That's dedication!
BusTed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 85 month streak!
BusTed: lrrGOAT
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BusTed! (Today's storm count: 28)
RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
Mysticman89: The strings at the bottom really ad to the look
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol katesLol
ButButTheJesus: EYYYYYY
YeetTheRich_: it's fine, heather can cut that Kappa
EnigmaHarper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
EnigmaHarper: 90... is a number
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, EnigmaHarper! (Today's storm count: 29)
Sarah_Serinde: You're doing great Adam :D
LadyAiluros: Starting off strong
RandomTrivia: Keep at it, Adam :D
WUBERGE: Oh man, can instantly tell this one is gonna be a banger.
PMAvers: Hey, Abraxus? You know one place you probably havn't looked for the Staff of Waterdeep? Have you checked... your BUTTHOLE?
YeetTheRich_: nyehh
Anubis169: bahahahaha
Catcard: Nyehh!!!
NotCainNorAbel: Adam is a highlight reel
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2661 patrons for a total of $19,492.19 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
ButButTheJesus: adam don't stop laughing its the best
Heaps_Irrelevant subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes by the way chat :D
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Capt_clown: not even 5 minutes in and Adams losing it
Catcard: asdksjd
ZathenDother: Adam are you ok
Catcard: oh my GOD
ContingentCat: katesLol I've missed them having access to the prop closet
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: I really like the headphones nestled in the horns like that LUL
VeryBadLifeChoices subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
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kusinohki: skeletons aren't as cheap as they used to be...
Alas_Babylon: Crowd-Funded Phylacteries
Sarah_Serinde: Because these days I don't have time to rewatch and make a bunch of my own clips for the reel
lirazel64: What the modern Litchfield needs
Mysticman89: Times are tough these days even for a lich
Pheonix888: Can we see a take in "Australian"?
CranstonSnord: Lich crowdfunding sounds like necromancy
RoastedGravy: It helps pay your staff... of Waterdeep. Kappa
InquisitorGaia: that sounded real sexual
NotCainNorAbel: What....It's Adam!!!!
YeetTheRich_: oh hey adam, you just missed abraxa
RoastedGravy: Adam, you just missed it. Abraxus was here and everything.
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Anubis169 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months, currently on a 93 month streak!
Anubis169: 93 months of sub on the wall, 93 months of suuuuuuub! You take one down, give it a frown, why are the numbers increasing at all?
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Catcard: My face already hurts from smiling
Alas_Babylon: Whoa, damn, who's this handsome fellow?
RvLeshrac: Most liches have expansive crowdfunding campaigns, but they're usually not voluntary.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: Absolutely
Psycho_Sarah_: lrrADAM lrrADAM
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless
dkosa: hello hello
Simonark: Why is the lich the Polkaroo?
Anubis169: Heyoooooooo lrrAWESOME
kusinohki: bending over is easy.... it's straightening back up that worries me
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej can bent; he just can't unbend.
DiscordianTokkan: Abraxas? Here? and I missed him AGAIN?
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 heyooo
Arclight_Dynamo: *bend
Featherweight_: like 70 more to go
RandomTrivia: The pieces will just Voltron back together, right?
RandomTrivia: :D
Anubis169: Featherweight_ <3
RoastedGravy: It's like shittier Dragon Ball.
Anubis169: ButButTheJesus 'ello
bbritt1030 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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RoastedGravy: Gather all 12 pieces, and you get one wish.
Capt_clown: It's like the Dragon Balls but worse
RoastedGravy: Is the staff able to summon a dragon?
Alas_Babylon: Plot holes keep people employed
LunarJade: !card blackstaff
LRRbot: The Blackstaff of Waterdeep [U] | Legendary Artifact | You may choose not to untap The Blackstaff of Waterdeep during your untap step. / Animate Walking Statue — {1}{U}, {T}: Another target nontoken artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature for as long as The Blackstaff of Waterdeep remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.
JadedCynic: who knows, Roasted
kusinohki: they are all hidden in increasingly intricate puzzle dungeons guarded by ever stronger mooks
RandomTrivia: Thanks Heather :D
JKBalch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
JKBalch: Whoooo!
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Seth_Erickson: Exactly correct Beej
RandomTrivia: Wel, I guess it's probably Heather!Beej
mochabeanie: the fail safe needs to be annoying enough to stop badguys but attainable enough for some idiot adventures to fetch quest
diceinbox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
diceinbox: Good lord ten months. Only 59 away though
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Seth_Erickson: It's pretty mediocre in card form too Paul Kappa
Alas_Babylon: Think Beej is just piloting Heather's PC
frank_the_great: These books are all about lackluster
JadedCynic: oh, the famous statues - big part of the defense of waterdeep; the statues HAVE been noted as defenders of the city
RoastedGravy: "Look, sometimes it's lonely being a lich..."
JadedCynic: there's more than 4
PMAvers: Stick 'em on a treadmill, infinite energy!
kusinohki: that's mum-ra's temple
CranstonSnord: the statue budget is high, but it's not set in stone
JadedCynic: they're magical and ancient they have no upkeep, adam
RandomTrivia: There must have been a Statue Statute to order the building of them lrrBEEJ
PMAvers: And then they turn into giant robots and punch dragons if they attack
RoastedGravy: I think the budget could be chiseled away a little bit.
prince_infidel: The statues protect the mechs protect
frank_the_great: "Northeast is defenseless!"
DMCdante888: The statue budget takes from the tarp budget
CranstonSnord: LUL
Seth_Erickson: I feel like with demons liches and spider goddesses kicking around I feel like they're happy to have big statues to protect them
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: lol nah
RoastedGravy: It was the movie, yeah.
gabehawk subscribed at Tier 1.
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Seth_Erickson: There were Paul
mochabeanie: the were big stine masks pauk
BusTed: Just thinkin' 'bout statues.
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
JadedCynic: that's probably where Ed Greenwood got the idea from ;)
YeetTheRich_: constantly
opal_moth: Belopa ?
mochabeanie: paul*
Seth_Erickson: I do Adam it's great
chromeface1339: all the time think about atlantis
Seth_Erickson: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
lamina5432 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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RandomTrivia: When was the last time you saw a car?
JadedCynic: adam's pretty savvy
frank_the_great: Time to make a new sticky note!
JadedCynic: yay
Alas_Babylon: That video was a trip and a half
SkylerRingtail: Holes are an ontological parasite...
Capt_clown: Is the hole.... glorious?
Vector_Zero: Adam just lost the game…
PharaohBender27: Indeed, the YT VOD for the latest LRL is titled "Holes!"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah, the Hornerhole episode is up on YouTube now, independent of LRL
BusTed: Variant cover!
RoastedGravy: Oh god, randomly generated books.
niccus: use the staff of waterdeep to animate the hornerhole
saucemaster5000: yeah, that was me -- don't want to explain
saucemaster5000: spoilers
RandomTrivia: Maybe they opened a different bookster pack lrrBEEJ
Seth_Erickson: Variance 👀
JadedCynic: welp, gotta go return a library book, will be back soon
RoastedGravy: Did you get the bad seed?
Nyx_fire: yes do it
PMAvers: Adam "Big Cheats" Savidan
kusinohki: weren't we doing that already?
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: to be fair, the writer is Allan Varney - the dude was co-creator of PARANOIA rpg - I wouldn't put it past him :D
Kairanie: Save scum the book
opal_moth: magic Bean bag
mochabeanie: the famous bean hack
Naarius: Good to know books have a debug mode
PharaohBender27: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Capt_clown: Adams "Magic Sack" Savidan
Seth_Erickson: known for his massive sack of magical beans
JadedCynic: I like the idea of 'save scumming' to see all the funny deaths...
frank_the_great: But the beans are magical?
NotCainNorAbel: I think Adam needs to make a guess at what happens; if he is right then no beans need to be sold
RoastedGravy: Just get an Excel spreadsheet up, crunching all the odds.
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 5550
LRRbot: Quote #5550: "Adam is right" —Paul [2018-11-27]
kusinohki: 5 of these 6 choices end in death
RandomTrivia: He's worked out how to game the system already!
YeetTheRich_: DM does not like metagaming
Seth_Erickson: What about the ambiguous options where it's neither good, neither bad but just a waste of your time?
JadedCynic: I mean, that's just logical - if the turnout is good, adam would NOT need to use a bean anyways
ButButTheJesus: muh immersion!
JadedCynic: it's Waterdeep, I could see a DRAGON being in their dumps
RoastedGravy: Also, why is there an Ultraman head.
TheWooglie: the last time Adam was right
ContingentCat: a simpler time
opal_moth: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
RandomTrivia: !quote 7242
LRRbot: Quote #7242: "It goes Adam, Game, Subs, then chat." —James [2020-09-27]
Nyx_fire: no Adam is adorable
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #7381: "Adam has trained you all badly." —Graham, on Chat [2020-12-02]
DeM0nFiRe: You did call some illusions in the last book
frank_the_great: If I were to ever make a "choose your own adventure" book I would never insta-kill the player. Might have to make a workaround, maybe teleport them a bunch?
GhostValv: D:
SkylerRingtail: And we're back to negging
Alas_Babylon: We love you too, Adam :p
opal_moth: okok streamer give banana
WUBERGE: uh oh
AtomicAlchemical: That's us! He's talking about us!
chromeface1339: am actually catching this live for once!
DeM0nFiRe: "Don't be stinky and weird" no deal
HatsWearCats: Its like 10am! And most of Australia is in lockdown
DaSunao: Hey, I went out and had dinner with my family already today!
saucemaster5000: I'm making dinner I'll have you know
Pywodwagon: Adam, New Tom Cardy just dropped
RoastedGravy: Can I be clean AND weird? Kappa
RandomTrivia: Wait
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, am stinky and weird
RandomTrivia: !quote 6692
LRRbot: Quote #6692: ""Technically correct", the Adam Savidan Story." —Adam [2020-01-10]
Phailhammer: I'll be stinky and weird if I want! You can't tell me what to do!
Landgraft: yeah beej what else are we supposed to do
RandomTrivia: There it is, the perfect quote
Talin06: am i allowed to just be weird?
gabehawk: I’m not stinky I’m taking a shower and listening
42MiLLyWays: all hail!! the troglodytes unite!
fastlane250: i had completely forgot this was happening
inconsideratehat: Bean stonks
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: hobgoblin is ion the same page as the list :D
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RoastedGravy: Beej gets Thanos-snapped out of existence.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
RandomTrivia: HAHAHHAHAA
NightValien28: I mean we don't need adam either, paul can run a voice program Kappa
electra310: Dont threaten us with a good time, Beej
Sarah_Serinde: Only if Heather is willing to be in that chair
NDCazzy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
NDCazzy: I pushed the button again!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NDCazzy! (Today's storm count: 38)
frank_the_great: I honestly think it was just the horse
ZathenDother: Beej is wrong, we have to kill him
RandomTrivia: LUL
opal_moth: thats what adam said?
itira: LUL LUL
NightValien28: you know we gonna photoshop that LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Always 2 hands for your hobgoblins.
eric_christian_berg: Clip it!
lirazel64: The rockinghorse wasn't small...
RvLeshrac: nyannBlush
kusinohki: was it supposed to be life size??
frank_the_great: It's wild that the weasel sounds just like Adam
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Juliamon: ohhhh it's one of *those*
TheMerricat: Ah that's a joke on the old wooden smoking indian statue... :(
PharaohBender27: "Here's another magic bean!"
Pteraspidomorphi: You're in the landfill
RandomTrivia: Opens up, it's a Pez dispenser
Gildan_Bladeborn: Gotta flip that 3-sided coin, yo. Kappa
saucemaster5000: adam got it
kusinohki: I'm guessing stone head
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: Good start
Capt_clown: well we're boned
DiscordianTokkan: F
Alas_Babylon: *trombone*
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
YeetTheRich_: well there's your proof Kapa
opal_moth: its a trash can
Seth_Erickson: Good things happen to good people PogChamp
RoastedGravy: Man, don't you hate when your vase is full of trash?
chromeface1339: ooo highlight reel
opal_moth: banana !
frank_the_great: ALL of which are magic
BusTed: yoooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Good things DO happen to nice people!
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyyy
saucemaster5000: this was the piece I got, did not find the unicorn horn and I left when playing
RandomTrivia: WAT
RandomTrivia: NO WAY
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
BusTed: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RoastedGravy: THE VASE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
mochabeanie: BEAN STRAT
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
gualdhar: he did it!
Loonatic93: So, this is my first Adam based Dice Friends stream. Is this basically a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book with a dice RNG mechanic?
FenrisSchafer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Alas_Babylon: @Loonatic93 Basically, yeah
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
Loonatic93: @Alas_Babylon Cool! Thanks!
Sarah_Serinde: Loonatic93 Yup, there are a bunch of books like that and Adam has played through several different ones
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gulleko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Gulleko: FBtouchdown
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Gulleko! (Today's storm count: 39)
Mister_BlueSky: Vaguely erotic.
RoastedGravy: LUL
GhostValv: :O
CranstonSnord: phrasing
YeetTheRich_: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Sarah_Serinde: Of course
itira: hahahaaa
electra310: Vaguely erotic
GhostValv: tqsSmug cohhMy
opal_moth: rub it and it becomes a rod
Alas_Babylon: owo
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrGOAT FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
gabehawk: Xbox clip that
chromeface1339: like rolling out play dough
Makrosian_Tae: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
xantos69: That rod is a totally good length! Big enough for anyone!
lirazel64: Not vaguely erotic
Capt_clown: Adam "Staff polisher" Savidan
BloodnBullets: is this just some recap?
Sarah_Serinde: No
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Capt_clown: The piece is only 4 inches but it's also cold out
tr3ewitch88: you have said all the books suck lol I thought that was the point...did I miss it again 😅
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Diabore: tonight?
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 5550
LRRbot: Quote #5550: "Adam is right" —Paul [2018-11-27]
control_rig: Tonight?
itira: what else is new ;)
kusinohki: adam? insufferable?? *shocked pikachu*
frank_the_great: I was also wrong. I was convinced that there would only be one piece here
ContingentCat: just tonight lrrBEEJ
PMAvers: Paul was picking to to create content.
opal_moth: regerts
Diabore: no ragrets
x0den: cant regret something before you do it
ContingentCat: Aka WInnepeg
RoastedGravy: They got a charter and everything.
Capt_clown: Yes, Detroit.
Arclight_Dynamo: We've got a Uranium City in Sask...
Loonatic93: We just call it St. Cloud.
Shemerson: there is a Hell, Michigan so anything is possible
e_bloc: its probably in Alberta
Nosser2: City of Garbage, home of the Waifus.
OldManJohnsonMB: As someone who lives in Winnipeg, I agree. We have at least TWO garbage hills
PMAvers: To be fair to Detroit, at least it has some decent LGS's around it.
Fanklok: I always get here late
bela_core: There was a place in Germany that had to be renamed Fugging…
YeetTheRich_: there is garbage island in ontario apparently
cabforpitt: apparently there's a part of cairo called garbage city but that's not it's real name or anything
Capt_clown: I mean Staten Island, NY is built literally on a garbage pile
Fanklok: Work first, then vase
Pteraspidomorphi: "Garbage" seems to point to a location in the middle of nowhere in BC
TheMerricat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zabbaleen - The Zabbaleen (Egyptian Arabic: زبالين Zabbalīn, IPA: [zæbbæˈliːn]) is a word which literally means "garbage people" in Egyptian Arabic. Spread out among seven different settlements scattered in the Greater Cairo Urban Region, the Zabbaleen population is between 50,000 and 70,000. The largest settlement is Mokattam village, nicknamed "Garbage City," located at the foot of the Mokattam Mountains, next to Manshiyat Naser.
electra310: Pride in workmanship
Loonatic93: Love Canal was built on a literal pile o' garbage.
NullColaShip: Garbage Island, Rainy River, Ontario
Capt_clown: @loonatic93 by garbage you mean literally toxic waste then yes LUL LUL
saucemaster5000: there's twelve tiny pieces of a staff not all of them have a harrowing life story
RandomTrivia: It disguised itself I guess?
frank_the_great: The chicken
RoastedGravy: Maybe the vase is an illusion.
Loonatic93: @Capt_clown Good point... I am downplaying it a bit there.
Jug_R_Not: This is a terrible point to join the stream... so lost... but trying.
frank_the_great: @Jug_R_Not We got both pieces to the McGuffin
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The wizard made it out of good things to protect it from evil (iirc). I guess the vase is good
BusTed: Good question. No more questions.
Jug_R_Not: @frank_the_great thanks... good starting point.
Fanklok: Write those questions down for the post book Q&A stream
TheMerricat: "The Blackstaff is a sentient, rune-carved staff set with thin silver veins. It is the symbol of office for the Blackstaff, the highest ranking wizard in Waterdeep. As the rightful owner of the Blackstaff, Vajra Safahr is the only one who can become attuned to it. "
electra310: They are deep into the weeds on the lore of one of our eight macguffins
Loonatic93: Pyramid of Faces: A Rod Stewart tribute band based in Giza.
ContingentCat: vase of theseus
saucemaster5000: this is a star trek transporter question
TheMerricat: "Personality. The staff has the spirits of all previous Blackstaffs trapped within it. Its creator, Khelben Arunsun, is the dominant personality among them. Like Khelben, the staff is extremely devious and manipulative. It prefers to counsel its owner without exerting outright control. The staff's primary goal is to protect Waterdeep and its Open Lord, currently Laeral Silverhand. Its secondary goal is to help its wielder become more powerful."
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mysticman89: Consider the commutator...
DeM0nFiRe: Card Name: Vase Staff, Creature Type: Vase Staff, flavor text: Vase Staff
RoastedGravy: You walk in the forest and you come across a piece of the Blackstaff in a vase...
eric_christian_berg: ProTip: Everything in Star Trek is a big deal.
circusofkirkus: another example for why thinking is dangerous
NightValien28: to startrek nerds anything is a big deal
Manae: The 'teleporter problem' is very deep and hard to answer
PharaohBender27: Yeah, there's even a whole episode of TNG where there turns out to be two Rikers because of a Transporter incident
Arclight_Dynamo: "Ah, good question Adam. Here are fifteen Star Trek episodes to watch."
Nigouki: Same with putting your brain into a computer.
Loonatic93: Vase Staff sounds like something Dr. Jan Itor would come up for Lady in "Scrubs"
djalternative: you stumbled upon theseus' ship
frank_the_great: Sure, why not?
Fanklok: Stone Head is just an elite fight
chromeface1339: stone head plz
DeM0nFiRe: There was an episode where the one before transport didn't get destroyed, so there was 2 of somebody so I think that is pretty conclusive that each teleport is a copy?
ContingentCat: there are many scholarly philosophy articles on the teleporter problems so yeah no consensus
Sogheim: @PharaohBender27 and they repeat it in Lower Decks
frank_the_great: Sword shmord
lirazel64: or the sword
AveryCorvus: My Theseus' ship is with Asterius @djalternative
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @AveryCorvus That got a good laugh out of me
DigitalSeahorse: we aren't the same people we were 7 years ago, body cells completely renew every 7 years
DigitalSeahorse: gradually
RandomTrivia: The implied question is whether or not your consciousness travels to the new copy, or if the copy has its own, technically new, consciousness. Because if it doesn't travel, from your point of view you die.
saucemaster5000: or you could just no-scope vase like a real gamer
TheMerricat: These books are quarter munchers
PMAvers: It's like Dark Souls, except with a more coherent story.
Sarah_Serinde: This is two different places so far in this playthrough that have asked for for magical items, right?
KeytarCat: I kinda like Minit?
Fanklok: Arcade hard is the precursor to nintendo hard
DigitalSeahorse: part of us died while the new cells and grey matter recorded our memory
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like there are a lot of ways to lose them
Manae: @DeM0nFiRe The real question is, IF the first teleport 'kills' the body with a 'soul,' does it matter any more? Is teleporting a clone (killing the clone) the same as teleporting a person for the first time in badness?
Capt_clown: ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed
RandomTrivia: LUL
circusofkirkus: LOOPHOLES BABY
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
GhostValv: bloobyZoom
Alas_Babylon: The kill counter won't go up
Fanklok: Undead are undead not humanoids
circusofkirkus: how about for census purposes?
Makrosian_Tae: "Mr Kermit, we have decided that a celebrity is not a person"
jchinnock: Ok pal
electra310: Do we have a name?
Diabore: what is our name?
ShaneLeeAtk: Do undead need life insurance.
saucemaster5000: you don't know your name
RandomTrivia: Do we have a name? Was your name Guy in life?
opal_moth: mr.hey guy
SirMorek: okay okay, *Sir* guy. You are a knight after all
Capt_clown: Adam "The Guy" Savidan
Loonatic93: Maybe your name is "Guy." I know more than I person with that name.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, we 100% don't remember our own name.
control_rig: "Only?!"
DigitalSeahorse: "That's Hay Sir to you."
RoastedGravy: Otaku "The Guy" Jeff
circusofkirkus: champ
Fanklok: "No one card who I was before I put dow nteh sword"
electra310: Maybe our name is Guy
Driosenth: Dude?
opal_moth: Dude
RandomTrivia: *looks down, sees name badge that says "Hello, my name is Guy"*
Saxpython: Champ Tiger Savidan
Loonatic93: Your name could very well be Guy! YOU DON'T KNOW!
Gildan_Bladeborn: What if your name IS "Guy Swordsman" or something?
jchinnock: You got it, Brodo baggins
RoastedGravy: @jchinnock Fuck, that got me.
DigitalSeahorse: Hey, fellow sentient being!
Capt_clown: That Man. Like, "That Man over there officer"
Loonatic93: I'll take "Guy Swordman" over "Hiro Protaganist."
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair to the book Paul, that WAS the City of Garbage. Finding actually useful stuff, beyond the staff, seems like it might have been a stretch.
kusinohki: "also, you'll never know love again"
WUBERGE: "Effluvium covering the countryside like a shroud" is not my favorite series of words I've ever heard
YeetTheRich_: or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino ...
Fanklok: Oh no the country side is hot
Makrosian_Tae: ^
saucemaster5000: another star trek transporter question
electra310: Maybe it's beautiful but it doesn't make you happy
RoastedGravy: "This tugs at my heartstrings... wait, no, that's the maggots."
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Next you'll be saying Chat has a soul
Makrosian_Tae: lrrHAM
Gildan_Bladeborn: Dark Souls suggests they do have souls though.
opal_moth: but Shoes have souls
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote souls
LRRbot: Quote #3115: "I can't read the character sheet that's in my soul..." —Ian [2016-08-05]
Loonatic93: So, would an Undead Ginger have a soul deficit?
Loonatic93: Like Negative Soulage?
Fanklok: A soul still burns
WUBERGE: Fight it Adam, you got this
MrUglama: wat
Sogheim: I'm sorry?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam is correct, that's actually a thing.
Makrosian_Tae: A sneeze still burns
Alas_Babylon: bruh
samwonk: Wait, Vince McMahon is... weird?
itira: shit... i love sneezing
opal_moth: sneeze and your soul escapes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Vince is a weird dude.
Capt_clown: Umm WUT?
WUBERGE: I mean, I have no control over my life but it's not in any way related to me sneezing
frank_the_great: Beej is powerful
saucemaster5000: sounds like a real fun guy
RandomTrivia: Cool, Vince McMahon needs a fucking biology lesson
Capt_clown: Vince is a narcissistic sociopath
Sogheim: he made an empire of people in speedos and knee high boots throwing each other around a ring for an hour or three.
childrenofnonation: Waterdeep is vaguely shaped like New Jersey
Loonatic93: The only biology Vince McMahon cares about is bio-chemistry. As in Steroids.
opal_moth: !badadivice
opal_moth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Capt_clown: @childrenofnonation but smells way better
JadedCynic: I mean I was gonna say "Vince does know the body sneezes for a REASON; it serves a biological purpose" but we already got to "VMcM is a nutbar" so...
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown well, how many leather tanneries does NJ have?
lirazel64: Fletchers.
amythist: RL LFG
Driosenth: not to be confused wuth Bowiers, the Bard group dedicated to Bowie
kusinohki: isn't that basically "lords of waterdeep" board game?
fastlane250: i only know that 'bowyer' is a real word because of SMRPG
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JadedCynic: well, all the other wards still have manufactories and smithys and shops...
PMAvers: nine deez nuts
Driosenth: NATO phonic
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RandomTrivia: Beej LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Watch the frog is somehow the piece of the staff.
JadedCynic: one two-o tree fo-wer fife sex sev-en eight nin-er ten
Fanklok: That's 100% a gecko not a fron\g
DigitalSeahorse: lucidPride PrideLaugh
Arclight_Dynamo: Fun thing - in Acadian French, and in some parts of Switzerland, "quatre-vingt dix" isn't a thing. It's "nonante."
Kramburger: Smell is for hunting
opal_moth: yes
RandomTrivia: What if we LIKE the smell of dust and decay?!
WUBERGE: Oh yeah, it's the worst
FishlegStudio: true
GirlPainting: True story
Mysticman89: only the stench of death
Jennie_Fuchsia: Accurate
LunarJade: @arclight What about eighty?
tr3ewitch88: just dust
bela_core: Mmmmmmmmhhh
Arclight_Dynamo: @LunarJade Octante!
Driosenth: do taxidermists practice or hate necromancy?
Makimachine: Braains?
frank_the_great: But do they have decay?
LunarJade: NICE
SirMorek: "i feel called out and heard at the same time!"
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, allergies have killed most of my sense of smell for months, am I dead?
Mister_BlueSky: 🧟
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Neat!
opal_moth: there is 468 zombies watching
saucemaster5000: explains the level of our discourse doesn't it?
ContingentCat: @Arclight_Dynamo ah good a reasonable french dialecy
jchinnock: Zombies normally work in groups
WUBERGE: why don't we taxidermy humans? Why is that crossing the line?
ContingentCat: * dialect
lirazel64: Or walking around *like* a zombie...
sniperserpent: Wait, if the zombies can enjoy the stream, does it mean it contains no beauty
JadedCynic: well, I'm a wight, and technically I'm supposed to, but I never had very good sense of smell when I was alive so I guess YMMV
GirlPainting: BUT we don´ t like to be called Zombies. We prefer "Conditional Living"
DeM0nFiRe: That's a bit disturbing
Sogheim: wasn't there a Commodore Hustle about that? "Rude Subreddit"?
Makrosian_Tae: @WUBERGE Isn't that basically the plot of Five Nights At Freddy's?
NightValien28: you can stuff a human, you shouldn't but you can
opal_moth: Faye are tricky
DiscordianTokkan: I bet you could stuff a pixie
ArdCollider: might still be a crime against humanity even if there isn't a statute
Driosenth: I bet that pixie is Pithed
SirMorek: you can stuff a human, just with food
ArdCollider: or, well, crime against tiny-winged not-humanity?
FishlegStudio: Labyrinth taught me pixies are annoying pests, so...
Kramburger: It's legal, but frowned upon, like farting in an elevator
ContingentCat: You can stuff a human if you have consent, they did with some philosoper, Jermey Bentham think
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can "provably" stuff any sort of animal. The question is whether people will do bad things to you when you try it.
DiscordianTokkan: Bullywug!
WUBERGE: @WUBERGE maybe, haven't seen it :p
RandomTrivia: FORG
opal_moth: frog legs
jchinnock: BodyWorks looks awkwardly over at the discourse
JadedCynic: I mean, you would think "any sentient" but then, it's not exactly certain that this place might NOT be stuffing humans or elves, either
RandomTrivia: Now we're two layers deep!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
WUBERGE: Give it time
ContingentCat: not yet
Arclight_Dynamo: Motto: Get stuffed!
gualdhar: wasn't there a pair of human skin pants, with intact scrotum, at a museum somewhere?
ButButTheJesus: LUL
RandomTrivia: @gualdhar Why would you type something so cursed
RoastedGravy: OSFrog
opal_moth: in highschool i wrote a story about a combination pie shop and pet rescue ........ i was weird
DiscordianTokkan: @gualdhar The anti-witch pants, yea
ArdCollider: that did not help
Alas_Babylon: By the power of my stand, THE TOADIES
Makrosian_Tae: !card fleshtaker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Capt_clown: @gualdhar *Ed Gain has entered the chat*
gualdhar: thanks @DiscordianTokkan I knew I wasn't imagining that
Driosenth: coins can be used to purchase goods and services such as magical staffs
Arclight_Dynamo: @gualdhar ICeland. It was a folk magic belief that if you got permission from a friend to turn them into pants after they died, then wore them and put a piece of gold in the sack, it would duplicate the gold.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's mostly werewolves.
Twilight_Spark: Yeah, that's what the Witcher says!
GirlPainting: no, vampires only hate crossbow bolts
Mister_BlueSky: If the author says they do, then yes.
PMAvers: This is how you summon a Jacob.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Silver is good against monsters in general in the Witcher universe though.
YeetTheRich_: yes we hate silver
JadedCynic: get a slingshot and fire silver pieces at people
YeetTheRich_: wait shit
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which is appropriate, given Adam's shirt.
Electrodyne: Silver weapons in d&d maybe
DiscordianTokkan: Vampires couldn't be seen in mirrors because they used to use silver for the backing
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW ?
RandomTrivia: UH
notthepenguins: WEASEL PLEASE
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
frank_the_great: Relatable
Alas_Babylon: b r u H
JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ shhhhhhhhutup; I'm bringing this up at the next meeting.
Sarah_Serinde: *around the caster* *in it*
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
control_rig: This weasel is awesome
Makrosian_Tae: NotLikeThis
WUBERGE: At least weasel, someone who understands me
Sarah_Serinde: barter material I guess
GirlPainting: suicide scroll seems handy
saucemaster5000: this weasel is gilbert godfrey
notthepenguins: it... varies
Kramburger: Depends on our CR
RoastedGravy: That'd be a horrible bargain.
the_walking: Long live the weasel
PMAvers: Depends on the edition of D&D, probably
RoastedGravy: "Here, I'll trade you this scroll that can kill me for this thing."
JadedCynic: it'd kinda rip you apart
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
RandomTrivia: sergePun
Capt_clown: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG pegaSass
saucemaster5000: he found a new joke!
Driosenth: The circle gives the undead an unrelenting sense on ennui
RvLeshrac: annytfLeave
JadedCynic: I've seen editions that 'undead already within the range of the protection aura will be forcibly removed'
RoastedGravy: That sternum.
frank_the_great: InAVideoGame
DigitalSeahorse: mcd00dWaddle mcd00dDuck
Gildan_Bladeborn: 100%.
JadedCynic: *ahem*
WUBERGE: Oh yah, those things are shelf stable for like 4-6 months.
RandomTrivia: It is
eric_christian_berg: Clash of the Titans
Capt_clown: Clash of the Titans
VintageSpiffy: Clash of the Titans.
RandomTrivia: It references the story which was originally Perseus
JadedCynic: Clash of the Titans
Makrosian_Tae: Also, obviously, in God of War
MrUglama: kratos has it, huehue
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kusinohki: every greek story has like 20+ variations...
RandomTrivia: That's exactly the story of Perseus
Driosenth: it's a trope of ancient greek myths
Sogheim: and Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief!
GirlPainting: he giftet it to athena and she put the head on her shield
notthepenguins: thank you beej
RandomTrivia: Despite the fact that Medusa wasn't a species, but an individual Gorgon
control_rig: <3 Dusa
Mister_BlueSky: On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Makrosian_Tae: Bless Dusa
Diabore: Dusa ftw
BusTed: Annoying enemies in Castlevania.
RandomTrivia: The only mortal Gorgon, given that her 2 sisters were immortal
Makrosian_Tae: Dusa OTP
bela_core: Maid- Dusa
TheMerricat: On the list of movies that got me unreasonably upset, the modern Clash of the Titans is #2. Especially due to the pre-Medusa scene.
Tiber727: They can also make for good protection of clock towers.
DigitalSeahorse: mcd00dSpooked
lochnessseammonster: aww dusa PrideUwu
eric_christian_berg: For flying heads, I prefer penanggalan.
PharaohBender27: Yeah, how would we get our money back if we're stone?
mehnotaur: Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo100 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the additional guts that really make those, yes.
Driosenth: wait, it's soaked in alcohol? Isn't there booze with dead snakes in it?
NightValien28: omg
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
BusTed: lrrSPOOPY
electra310: yikes
notthepenguins: holy shit
RoastedGravy: WELP
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: You know what we need for that
RandomTrivia: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
DiscordianTokkan: "Bury me with my money!" lrrGREED
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: toilet burial
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: dude!
RoastedGravy: WOW
daryl_chiu: lrrSPOOPY
kusinohki: "Let Me Die!!"
electra310: Rude, Guy
itira: aggressive
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
WUBERGE: begging to be buried, what a loser
Sarah_Serinde: They may not have meant "pathetic" in quite that connotation
Haroldholmes25: ah of course, the biggest villain, capitalism
JadedCynic: yeah, maybe meaning 'evoking of pathos (pity)'
RomanGoro: Intent and outcome etc. etc. etc.
electra310: Aww
RandomTrivia: Awww
Fanklok: "proper burial" I dunno throw it into the planter
JadedCynic: d'aww
FishlegStudio: creepy
ContingentCat: aw
BusTed: The flower is beautiful, but you cannot appreciate its beauty.
RandomTrivia: Gain 1 humanity
ButButTheJesus: d'awww
DiscordianTokkan: Calling it now "If you Buried the Pixie" will be later in the book
kusinohki: if this was ET, you would have just got an extra life
JadedCynic: the last rites for a deserving entity
PMAvers: If it was a King's Quest situation, the berry the plant would produce would kill you as soon as you ate it.
fastlane250: Call the Sierra Tip Line lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: "it was THAT?!"
GirlPainting: use the iceberg lettus with the oven.....
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah
Arclight_Dynamo: A rubber chicken with the pulley in the middle!
RandomTrivia: The Rubber Chicken with Pulley in the Middle
YeetTheRich_: that one was really silly
BusTed: Rubber chicken + pulley is the classic example.
RandomTrivia: #drift
Driosenth: Rubber Chicken with a pulley in the middle
PharaohBender27: The hell?
lochnessseammonster: this is why video games make me feel dumb PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: Monkey Island 2
RandomTrivia: Monkey Island was a WILD series
Phailhammer: Twitch chat was in Monkey Island!? :O
RealGamerCow: Grim Fandango had my favorite: making an animal balloon into Robert Frost to scare pidgeons.
Pteraspidomorphi: yup
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Beej
WUBERGE: oh damn
RandomTrivia: Very possibly
Arclight_Dynamo: LucasArts is still better than Sierra in this regard...
lochnessseammonster: BEEJ
fastlane250: at least monkey island games couldn't become unwinnable by mistake without you knowing IIRC
JadedCynic: Yes, Beej
lochnessseammonster: wow
inconsideratehat: you're overthinking it beej
ContingentCat: oooh
Gildan_Bladeborn: No no, you use the berry to scare a cat so it runs through a door that you've put tape over a hole through said door and then you get cat hair that you can use for make your fake mustache disguise work, so you can look just like a guy who does not have a mustache.
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e_bloc: lrrWOW
Saxpython: lol
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
GhostValv: seabatClap
frank_the_great: My French is also very good: Aloha!
Fanklok: Well I guess Adam is getting fired
LadyAiluros: @fastlane250 yup. same not true for many other games.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, that clip's gonna come back and bite you in the ass, Adam. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Don't make me clip this and send it to Heather :P
PharaohBender27: @Gildan_Bladeborn Oh right, I remember reading about that one
RandomTrivia: I'll resist the urge to make the Thunderfury joke
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo :D
circusofkirkus: Well the VoD title is going to be interesting for this
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big_blue_man: hello!
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Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde High five! :D
RandomTrivia: WELP
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
WUBERGE: Rude, unnecessary, hurtful.
JadedCynic: DIG! lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: @PharaohBender27 - I left out the bit where you use maple syrup as the adhesive.
eric_christian_berg: So terribly racist.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh right, these are probably the dog-kobolds not the lizard ones at this point
NojhLivic: The Rubby Chicken with a pulley in the middle was a specifically added to make fun of "nonsencial item overcomes a challenge" common in adventure games. Even your character is like "Huh, that's pretty useless, oh I guess it isn't?"
JadedCynic: is this from when kobolds were just 1/2 HD?
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo It works for Beej too since the clips show chat while the vod is still available
SnackPak_: fair
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde The two-fer!
Twilight_Spark: Isn't your character also dead? This is confusing.
ContingentCat: katesLol can't argue with that logic
SkylerRingtail: All different scale colors
RoastedGravy: Da boo dee da boo dah
RedbeardTheTechnical: I think they're many colors
MrUglama: they are a bunch of colors
cabforpitt: they're all kind of colors
amythist: can be different colors same as dragons
eric_christian_berg: Look, if it is good enough for Bentham...
DiscordianTokkan: 2e D&D are dogpeople
djalternative: sometimes you get blue kobolds
The_Quiet_Alestain: they changed a lot over time
GDwarf: Cobalt is named for Kobolds, so I guess being blue kinda makes sense?
AveryCorvus: In old D&D, which was (slightly) more based on myth, they might've been closer to their namesake Cobalt
DiscordianTokkan: like 2e Orcs are pigfolk
cabforpitt: for some reason they're dogs in anime
Kamotetop: Gnolls are hyena men. Kobolds are lizardmen
p_johnston: they used to be dog people.
Fanklok: Kobolds have had a litany of appearances
RedbeardTheTechnical: Red/burnt orange is the most common that i've seen
niccus: d&d are unique in making them lizards
frank_the_great: Where is the color indicator?
RandomTrivia: Definitely won't come back to bite you, nope :D https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklyMotionlessAntelopeFunRun-egkHiJeJrbNmGoBy
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DigitalSeahorse: CarlSmile
notthepenguins: i feel like i would take someone living in a dragon more seriously...
JadedCynic: um...
Arclight_Dynamo: @Kamotetop In oooold D&D, gnolls were a cross between gnomes and trolls.
ButButTheJesus: "Heather will remember this"
p_johnston: huh this memory actually works with a kobold. SWeet.
ButButTheJesus: @Arclight_Dynamo TIL
tr3ewitch88: is the dragon alive?.... cuz if it is I think that's called being eaten
WUBERGE: no no, you absolutely should
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control_rig: Adaaaammmmm
Saxpython: lol
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
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Hunterprime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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DeM0nFiRe: lmao
tr3ewitch88: benginDab
eric_christian_berg: This is the content I crave.
JadedCynic: channel Sam Kineson - SAY IT!
CranstonSnord: your tomb-escence?
Arclight_Dynamo: Rigi-deity.
RealGamerCow: dragotaku
Raincoast_Bear: Hi guys! I'll listening along with the "adventure" while I built fantasy gaming figures.
Twilight_Spark: Really into dragons, got it. stripEm
TheMerricat: "Maaril was known for throwing parties for adventurers returning to Waterdeep, where he would quiz them about monsters slain and items recovered. He would sometimes use this information to send his gargoyle and golem minions from his tower to attack and steal any magic items he coveted"
cabforpitt: drakaboo
JadedCynic: how novel
Gildan_Bladeborn: 1, 2, many.
RandomTrivia: Enough to convert a high voltage into a slightly lower voltage :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: Many 1, many 2, many many, LOTS.
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DigitalSeahorse: Ow
BusTed: owie
TheWriterAleph: "ooh look, hand"
Sarah_Serinde: We get it, game, we're dead
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: wow
Alas_Babylon: "How could this happen to meeeee, I made my mistaaaakes"
electra310: Deal ten points of existential damage
Styxseus: Wound = You are already dead
WUBERGE: I keep forgetting about this stupid awl
TheWriterAleph: just pour some green water on it, Ethan, you'll be fine
JadedCynic: physically that doesn't trigger a pain reaction...but psychologically it hurts EVEN MORE
tr3ewitch88: " ow that stings.... my heart"
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
e_bloc: door'ed
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
electra310: Door Damage
saucemaster5000: the door! The DOOR!
Sarah_Serinde: This is just the door all over again
Capt_clown: Death by thousands cuts
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
Malkmaven1176: LUL
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 5123
LRRbot: Quote #5123: "Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble." —Paul [2018-06-28]
e_bloc: revenge of the door
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: charleScerd
ThePov42: I'm getting flashbacks to a Door
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
Haroldholmes25: HAHA
gabehawk: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
GhostValv: lrrJUDGECALL
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
p_johnston: And here we demonstrate that adam does not in fact learn from past mistakes.
ZealousCrow: lmao
DiscordianTokkan: d8 disguised as a d12
hijinx18: door strikes back
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrGOAT FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nyx_fire: lrrJUDGECALL
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
WUBERGE: Was it worth it?
e_bloc: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Pteraspidomorphi: *Paul presses button under desk*
TheWriterAleph: :O gennaGG
Capt_clown: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: wow....
Sarah_Serinde: Just had to shout at it enough :P
hatboozeparty: Complaining always helps :)
ChaoticObserver: 11 I think
tr3ewitch88: benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip
control_rig: I'm SO glad I got to experience A Door live.
YeetTheRich_: we still at 3956 I think
NarishmaReborn: get us a cup of that cup's piss
Jacobontherun1: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: All my tendons!
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Fanklok: Your arms are just bones an tendons now
NotCainNorAbel: That's a lot of reminder that you are not alive
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
JadedCynic: and both hands are shredded, tendons severed, fingers useless
Sarah_Serinde: You find it, move it to a different part of the desk, then forget you moved it and hurt yourself on it again when you search a new section
ContingentCat: and every time you have a little existential crisis
WUBERGE: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
JadedCynic: @NotCainNorAbel "I'd cry if my tear ducts weren't dusty"
electra310: At least it was worth it
BloodnBullets: 11 life well spent
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Adamantcheese: 🎉
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Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
saucemaster5000: 5 hours in one desk drawer....
DigitalSeahorse: ramaBonk
JadedCynic: and now you have neither time, nor working fingers :D
electra310: Most of that five hours would be just feeling sad about being dead
ContingentCat: I think it said you don't need to get all the parts so not as scummy
p_johnston: I mean that was just like an old school taking 20.
JadedCynic: Varney? You're just MEAN.
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta be 0
eric_christian_berg: That's now how you play these. You save-scum.
Sarah_Serinde: The people that started off doing it legit probably ended up cheating or quitting
lochnessseammonster: maybe just shivam...
Saxpython: lol Choose your own adventure Speedrun
saucemaster5000: I didn't even bother rolling the die most of the time I played through this
Diabore: they wrote every path and outcome then speedran the book
Sarah_Serinde: Also you're playing a game, why keep doing something that sucks if you don't have to or want to
frank_the_great: Help, I'm being called out!
spethycakes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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GhostValv: cohhMy
RandomTrivia: This book was written for 12-year-olds
LittleRedWolves subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
LittleRedWolves: I made it, not the YouTube crew today
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p_johnston: I mean at a minimum doing it legit probably requires doing it enough times that you know where everything is.
BusTed: You know, staff-sized.
RandomTrivia: "or several smaller staffs"?
JadedCynic: well, effectively 0, needing an insane level of precision to have the number to NOT round off to 0...
inconsideratehat: The staff is staff-shaped.
NotCainNorAbel: dragon baby teath
Diabore: beej the savant
Sarah_Serinde: Is *that* what respect means?
Sarah_Serinde: "We'll take this part of your body and mount it as a wall decoration"
tr3ewitch88: that was really moving
saucemaster5000: mount what you respect got it
JadedCynic: In remembrence yeah
RandomTrivia: They didn't, you know, put up a statue, write stories, or anything else you do to honour the life of someone you admire
RandomTrivia: They took on of his teeth
RandomTrivia: *one
Sarah_Serinde: JadedCynic There are ways to remember someone without mounting a part of their body like a trophy though. Especially a sentient someone
Saxpython: hey guys, I missed a chick of t he show, was the Dragon tooth piece 3?
Sarah_Serinde: And then having it end up forgotten hidden in the desk of a taxidermist
Saxpython: chunk
JadedCynic: heck, given the nature of the staff, I wouldn't put it past Arunsun to BIND THE SOUL of that one to the staff by using the tooth, @Sarah_Serinde *shrug*
tr3ewitch88: I feel like there was some "hey remember that one dragon? " moments
Capt_clown: I mean, I take a tooth from people I wish to remember... Sadly, most of them are alive and oddly don't talk to me anymore
tr3ewitch88: my dad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo?
saucemaster5000: it's weird we burn bodies and keep the ashes, really. Though I do find that touching, and mounting weird....
gabehawk: Is this last LRR stream of the night
gabehawk: ?
JadedCynic: @tr3ewitch88 www.instantrimshot.com
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge continue their 100%(ish) 1.17 Advancement Run! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (15:43 from now).
Sarah_Serinde: saucemaster5000 Fair point
ContingentCat: There was that weird thing in the victorian period of using people's hair in jewlery and such as a cute thing
LoadingReadyRun: @gabehawk yes
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smquinn22: I really should have like 70 months, I'm just really bad at subscribing on time.
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Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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LoadingReadyRun: we just on commercial break right now, though
Sarah_Serinde: If you want to know what shows are on when :)
TheMerricat: no they did actually used to bind books in human skin
Sarah_Serinde: Or
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge continue their 100%(ish) 1.17 Advancement Run! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (15:43 from now).
gabehawk: Thank you Merricat! Sorry I am new to being live. Usually I rewatch Youtube VODS
TheMerricat: you know even
Juliamon: man how the heck do I have so many shadowless cards
gabehawk: And Sarah!
JadedCynic: I mean, hair...yeah, that's a little less than taking a tooth from their corpse...but then you get hold of someone's hair, or nail clippings and traditionally....bad magic can be a thing...
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I missed that Merricat covered !next already haha
Mister_BlueSky: More Watch + Play! 🤘
TheMerricat: @sarah_serinde :)
gabehawk: No I appreciate it! I am enjoying being in chat live
Sarah_Serinde: gabehawk Glad you can make it!
ContingentCat: have they said if this means that W+P will be a weekly thing?
Sarah_Serinde: The schedule on the site is really handy, it'll show you days/weeks in advance and in your own time zone
JadedCynic: maybe
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat I haven't heard any news, but I also don't catch every stream
JadedCynic: heck, it used to be biweekly and that'd be fine
Sarah_Serinde: They haven't told the mods, at any rate
gabehawk: Usually I am watching the VODs and weekly highlights.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They said it being back last time wasn't indicative that it was going to be back "full time".
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or at least, not quite yet.
JadedCynic: it was "we'll see"
ContingentCat: oh right, brain isn't doing great today, W+P's on the calendar every other week
Sarah_Serinde: Yes but it's on the schedule again
Sarah_Serinde: Which is a good sign
Anubis169: ^
JadedCynic: agreed
Gildan_Bladeborn: I do love me a good garbage day.
TheMerricat: I feel like I heard that w+p was contingent on how comfortable Alex felt resuming streaming.
ButButTheJesus: yaaay W&P, too bad i can't catch those live
Gildan_Bladeborn: There were some real... "gems" on the last stream.
Sarah_Serinde: As far as I'm aware, they haven't announced anything about whether it'll be back to a regular stream now, but I could've missed news. So maybe it is now, based on the upcoming schedule, but I wouldn't want to declare that for sure yet
frank_the_great: Jesus, I just got an ad about trains hitting cars. Caught me wayy of guard
Fanklok: I have discovered the protein bars I like have an online option for just the good flavor. It is a joyus day
YeetTheRich_: stuff me adam
gabehawk: stuff me papi
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
dkosa: stuff me Adam lol
TheMerricat: I love stuffed jalapenos
KeytarCat: O_o
Gildan_Bladeborn: How much sawdust can you cram into our gaping maws?
RandomTrivia: Welp, time to get the hose :D
ButButTheJesus: haha funny joke! unles......
gabehawk: tiltyhPLS
lirazel64: @fanklok Good news!
Capt_clown: Stuff me harder Daddy
electra310: Nope nope nope
ContingentCat: I think I'm already sufficiantly full
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm eating pretzels stuffed with peanut butter right now.
JadedCynic: yeah, just had a sandwich, I'm pretty good, thanks
Mister_BlueSky: Very carefully.
SquareDotCube: !card read the bones
LRRbot: Read the Bones [2B] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
Fanklok: How does the cerebrecule know everything about this stuff?
YeetTheRich_: is this about how the gitrog monster ate thalia?
jchinnock: The Yargle story
saucemaster5000: cerebricule and the weasel are gonna come to blows by the end of this
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you lampshade the boring story Paul, that makes it okay that you told it! Kappa
Fanklok: Hey don't act like you know what that guys wife likes better than he does
tr3ewitch88: what did his wife do?!
DiscordianTokkan: Cerebecule voice: My Wife
NarishmaReborn: maybe his wife just likes vultures
Electrodyne: Cereborat: MAI WAIFE
RandomTrivia: """entrepeneurs"""
ContingentCat: ""reveared""
Fanklok: Suck scathing commentary
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, a cutting and timely criticism of feudalism. Kappa
jchinnock: And probably a Trader Joe’s as well
Fanklok: Let's go get fucked up on zombie moonshine
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
ContingentCat: waerdeep version of walmart
control_rig: Is that an Imp?
cabforpitt: oh god the imps are back
YeetTheRich_: "the portal to your world is open, you may go"
PharaohBender27: Por que no los dos?
KBKarma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
KBKarma: Ten months. neat.gif
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RandomTrivia: This imp has had a lot of time to think I guess
RandomTrivia: LUL
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
Fanklok: I think this thing is just some wizard's familiar
control_rig: Damn you're right
electra310: Aw man
Gildan_Bladeborn: Jokes on you Adam, I'm always aware of that.
ContingentCat: yup, thanks for that
notthepenguins: thirteen failed rolls suggest chance is malign yes
DiscordianTokkan: You are now aware of your own tongue in your mouth, and that the roof of your mouth is ticklish
Saxpython: Mario Party?
f_tan_theta: wheel of stabbing
TherapyforNarwhals: Fuck yeah I do
saucemaster5000: ooh they're gonna love this....
cabforpitt: it's just chilling why attack
jchinnock: These hands!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It means he can explain away any misunderstanding via the magic of colloquialisms!
cabforpitt: cap
RandomTrivia: You don't have a pulse, you're dead! lrrBEEJ
Arclight_Dynamo: You see, Adam considers himself to be cool. Kappa
KBKarma: Claps with a hand and foot.
RandomTrivia: WAT
niccus: now, do you want to cheat and look at every single outcome
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrGOAT FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: A+ sound effects Adam
GhostValv: seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
BusTed: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: One time no teleport mishap!
GhostValv: roll a d100 :)
gabehawk: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Adam) [now] There are no consequences! | moments before experiencing consequences
LRRbot: New quote #7763: "There are no consequences!" —Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
RandomTrivia: LUL sergeJustRight
LordZarano: The Teleparty is chaotic neutral
Gildan_Bladeborn: Right, the place with the merman we couldn't communicate with because we only got the magical talisman that would let us speak to him after we'd killed him and his seahorse.
TherapyforNarwhals: So we’re just… here now…
00busyhands: "If you have been here before before..."
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
EldarLuin: PotC images of walking on the bottom...
Fanklok: Does sad hulk music play as you walk along the ocean floor
serramarkov: 'Cause I would walk 500 miles...
WolfnOtter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
WolfnOtter: story time with Adam, Beej, and Paul! My favorite time !
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KBKarma: Lovingly rendered.
iris_of_ether: benginButt
BusTed: benginButt
Gildan_Bladeborn: Last time, we tried to talk to him... but we were underwater, and so couldn't.
RandomTrivia: benginButt
Gildan_Bladeborn: So he just attacked us.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You tried being friendly, and it... failed.
KBKarma: Wait, but if they've done this before, it has a trigger that you have to do instead.
KBKarma: "If you have been here before."
Gildan_Bladeborn: @KBKarma - in the first playthrough.
Gildan_Bladeborn: They died that playthrough.
KBKarma: Oh! OK then.
Gildan_Bladeborn: 100%.
EldarLuin: Wasn't there another undead that had the speaking thing?
lochnessseammonster: eat it, imp!
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's the magic of colloquialisms you don't use yourself and may have made up - they mean whatever you want.
RandomTrivia: rude
Sarah_Serinde: Wasn't there an "if you've been here before" option for this place?
PharaohBender27: Welp
kusinohki: "you told me to 'take care of them' so I put them up in a 5 star hotel"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Glands. Somewhere.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde No, it was "if you are with someone," wasn't it?
cabforpitt: pocket acid shasha
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! No, I'm wrong.
Jug_R_Not: Put the 6 back on everyone.
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo You're half right, there were both options
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh, welp.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Everything's coming up Adam.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: ook ook
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a mod, Adam!
e_bloc: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: She's a mod!
saucemaster5000: the companion thing is a bizarre sidequest from somewhere else that is very grim and does absolutely nothing
Sarah_Serinde: Right I'll just leave you to it then
Nyx_fire: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
KBKarma: I feel somewhat superfluous to requirements. :(
BusTed: :)
ContingentCat: lrrWOW this is why there's no Adam Love command
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
gabehawk: lrrFRUMP
PharaohBender27: Sarah now all tqsLeave
gualdhar: don't forget to burn it down on your way out @Sarah_Serinde
Saxpython: +1 Sarah :)
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
Nyx_fire: @ContingentCat lol
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
gabehawk: No Adam Love command forever seabatClap seabatClap
GhostValv: BOP
EldarLuin: Wow
lochnessseammonster: wooow
gabehawk: banwhammer
RandomTrivia: This book has NO chill
KBKarma: No glands.
Fanklok: Oh no she's hot, my paladin eyes must not look
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KBKarma: Oh wait, he does. They just don't work (?).
iris_of_ether: Beej.
kusinohki: I knew a girl like that in high school
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Sogheim: did we meet Tasha Yar???
TheWriterAleph: lrrBEEJ lrrSHINE
opal_moth: by symmetrical artistic standards she is beautiful
gamercat88: amber is the color of her energy
KBKarma: Grab it!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This can only go well.
opal_moth: one ring to rule them all
Gildan_Bladeborn: We have a long history of good things happening to us as the result of rings.
RandomTrivia: I choose to interpret this as AroAce representation and thus I like this character. Welp, I'm out of charitable takes for the day
TheWriterAleph: "YO HANDS FAT"
DiscordianTokkan: The MERMAID?
KBKarma: Bi pirates!
kusinohki: "kiled by pirates sounds cool"
JadedCynic: oof
Gildan_Bladeborn: Little "magic spell" is a euphemism.
opal_moth: Filler episode
TheWriterAleph: Murray, the Talking Skull
nuthouse01: I'm glad one of us remembered
Fanklok: Morte the flaying skull/?
KBKarma: Mort!
tr3ewitch88: I was going to say.... I think I've heard this story before
cabforpitt: how exactly is it life in a nutshell?
ContingentCat: not ever after, just many years
Gildan_Bladeborn: Telling you that story, obviously.
NarishmaReborn: "buy my script"
BusTed: Yeah Paul, stay on task!
cabforpitt: lived happily for many years then angrily for some more
GhostValv: I'm here for loot not story
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: It only counts Paul if you KNOW who it belongs to.
DeM0nFiRe: "I will let everyone in waterdeep die before I get called a thief"
PMAvers: I mean, you *were* a paladin, right?
ContingentCat: stealing is the main thing we do
KBKarma: Because there was an emotional connection.
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you bumble your way into someone's house, and take their things... maybe THEY stole it? You don't know!
KBKarma: If there wasn't, robbing would be a-ok.
cabforpitt: we didn't need the scroll and took that too lol
YeetTheRich_: just found out this book was realeased several months BEFORE the little mermaid movie
nuthouse01: And sometimes if it is nailed down, we take it anyway!
BusTed: benginHi
KBKarma: Hey, you did work with him!
RandomTrivia: Another dead-end! FBtouchdown
the_walking: lrrCREEPL FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrCREEPR
Gildan_Bladeborn: He did a bad job of teaching you the merits of patience.
KBKarma: Well, you're not alive, so isn't every end definitionaly a "dead" end?
Gildan_Bladeborn: No no, those are "undead ends".
KBKarma: Oh, yeah.
boristhewizard: @Gildan_Bladeborn no
KBKarma: Though, if the un- modifier is commutative, then they could be dead unends.
prince_infidel: Satur-9
boristhewizard: saturnine, in my mind
Fanklok: Popular character Poison?
boristhewizard: satyr-9 even
DaSunao: Hey, does this taste like poison?
gamercat88: im more of a uranus-10 myself
KBKarma: Hopefully.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Saturnine is a word, it means "slow and gloomy".
cabforpitt: does this smell like chloroform to you?
JadedCynic: no circulation to transmit the toxin through the body
JadedCynic: Saturn-like
epsilondelphine: what if it's formaldehyde and it preserves you
TStodden: While you can't get poisoned when dead, you can get deader...
Simonark: Its from Saturn
Gildan_Bladeborn: But that's the only thing it describes Adam.
JadedCynic: Adam; do you like the word "jovial"?
circusofkirkus: you can just say someone is saturnine, Adam
boristhewizard: No, but ELectric Wizard uses it to great effect in their songs
saucemaster5000: that's a very saturnine opinion
GhostValv: it's greek for "case of the mondays"
eric_christian_berg: Humors.
Simonark: Ominous or mysterious
Styxseus: Ah. Like "Loony" but muuuuch further away
JadedCynic: there ya go
JadedCynic: :D
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam "Too Cool for Zeus" Savidan
YeetTheRich_: good thing adam is cute
KBKarma: *mutter mutter stupid Romans renaming Greek gods*
enfys_book: jocund?
JadedCynic: jocular - smiling and happy and in good mood
boristhewizard: all about that greek god jockuleez
Arclight_Dynamo: Mercurial
RandomTrivia: The word jocular hasn't been cool since the 50s
circusofkirkus: uranial?
Arclight_Dynamo: Martial
electra310: Martial
CranstonSnord: Plutonic
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Sanguine
Simonark: Martial
Arclight_Dynamo: Venal?
cabforpitt: isn't saturnalia the big party?
nuthouse01: Veneral?
saucemaster5000: venerial
ContingentCat: platonic
JadedCynic: saturn the titan that ate his children, not the gas giant with famous rings
Styxseus: Is loony luna-related? Lunatic?
Arclight_Dynamo: Plutonic isn't a thing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Turns out, Romans would use the planets (that corresponded to deities) to describe moods/attitudes.
RogueExpat: ya, venial is a word
TStodden waits for Saturnalia...
CranstonSnord: LUL
cabforpitt: martial
RogueExpat: plutocratic?
Arclight_Dynamo: Martial is from Mars. For real.
BusTed: Isn't that an affliction in Darkest Dungeon?
electra310: It's Martial
ContingentCat: Plato isn't actually from Pluto
Arclight_Dynamo: And venereal is from Venus, too.
YeetTheRich_: titanic?
MagicalAttackGecko: Always planet jokes
Pteraspidomorphi: Pluto isn't a planet though
RandomTrivia: Hey this was impromptu, we didn't planet lrrBEEJ
cabforpitt: neptunial
saucemaster5000: we're being jocular
DiscordianTokkan: Jeez, Adam sure changed his nepTune quickly
JadedCynic: adam, it's the greek entities, not the planets
GhostValv: ook...?
DeM0nFiRe: Come on, the jokes just came up naturally, we didn't Planet
control_rig: Ook ook eeek eeeek
SirMorek: Hiiss!!!
TheWriterAleph: @Pteraspidomorphi how dare you
niccus: phil jupitous
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm almost sorry I kicked this discussion off (almost).
electra310: That always works, definitely
Pteraspidomorphi: Mwahaha
cabforpitt: they're roman not greek fwiw
nuthouse01: @DeM0nFiRe PunOko
RandomTrivia highfives DeM0nFiRe
TStodden could go for a Mars bar...
saucemaster5000: @DeM0nFiRe A+
ButButTheJesus: chat i love u
serramarkov: Hey, if we're monkeys, keep back, we fling poo.
circusofkirkus: what about our skull friend?
SkylerRingtail: Ah good, our stereotypes were accurate
sho_supercharge: is it just me or are half of Adam's voices Beavis and the other half Butthead?
JadedCynic: I feel all this astronomical discussion is just loony
nuthouse01: coins can be exchanged for goods and services!
Pteraspidomorphi: Was he going to hide the money in the taxidermy gift?
Pteraspidomorphi: *poison
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, I mean... you CAN, you just think that you shouldn't.
notthepenguins: except maybe the person who owed him money...
TStodden: What are good & services can be rendered when anybody living is under a deep, nightmarish sleep?
BloodnBullets: hey the assasin is an honest buiness man
Sogheim: this is just... I'm very confused and I don't think it's anyone's fault
KBKarma: I think y'all's are done here, so may as well leave.
ContingentCat: why not both?
Astramentha: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:56:23.
Styxseus: Mmm, much more wholesome murder
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
KeytarCat: Friends and family rates
tr3ewitch88: this story is just kinda dark
Gildan_Bladeborn: Spinning the wheel and landing on "travel" teleported us.
TStodden: Merchant paid Assassin to "do" his wife... Assassin & Wife run away in a fit of passion... Win-Win?
spethycakes: my temp = about 96C
epsilondelphine: *notices the gambling bulge* owo what's this
Manae: Is this ending with "turns out your heart wasn't pure enough to wield the staff after all?"
electra310: Or anyone who uses a sewing machine? Maybe he's creative
gamercat88: tredle softly
BusTed: :^)
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's a lever worked by a foot that imparts motion to a machine, Adam.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
SquareDotCube: Treadle Reznor
saucemaster5000: he found another joke!
Saxpython: lrrSHINE
JadedCynic: @TStodden as long as the Merchant didn't need the wife proven dead to authorities to inherit her property?
cabforpitt: "i'm a skeleton and i'm ok"
KBKarma: Right, bed time for me. Night! Have fun!
RealGamerCow: that tree has apples and pears on it.
JadedCynic: they were always here, they've been cutting down trees on the orchard for like two years
saucemaster5000: trees are like staffs!
RealGamerCow: and maybe lemons?
LordZarano: Sewing machines, grinding wheels, all sorts of things used to be treadle powered
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe the tree has golden apples, or something.
Fanklok: They found the perfecr pear
Mister_BlueSky: "You BONEHEADS!"
JadedCynic: I mean, skeletons are NOT known to be intelligent as in fully-sentient
Lysander_Gustav: In the real world, you can graft together several different fruit trees together
epsilondelphine: god even the NPCs are fed up with the writing in this book!
Lysander_Gustav: Wow this weasel is so very tired of it. Mood.
JadedCynic: well, given that the river is heated by hot springs, yes, Neverwinter IS named that way for that very reason
JadedCynic: SeemsGood
control_rig: This weasel says what we're all thinking
Lysander_Gustav: Wow he's bringing up what you folks were talking about last week
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks, book
JadedCynic: this does not inspire joy...
Driosenth: The weasel would be the one to ask why god needs a starship
BusTed: 🤖
Fanklok: See birds aren't real
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JadedCynic: or under a magical effect
Gildan_Bladeborn: And the bird is... commanding them?
cabforpitt: it's the owl from clash of the titans
gamercat88: Arbor Day hit the skellies
ContingentCat: magical grafts
TStodden: it's only "magical" because it utilizes modern-day genetics to make a multi-fruit tree...
fastlane250: I forgot branch grafting was a thing
JadedCynic: enjoying the holiday by.,....WORKING?
TheWriterAleph: "Today-bor Day is Labor Day!"
Sarah_Serinde: Welp guess I've done today all wrong
ContingentCat: unionize the skeletons
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
BusTed: Ruined.
gamercat88: annhilated!
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrGOAT FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Fanklok: !findquote consequences
LRRbot: Quote #4281: "You shouldn't be able to put a body inside another body like that, and not have some serious consequences." —Beej [2017-06-18]
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 7763
LRRbot: Quote #7763: "There are no consequences!" —Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
notthepenguins: they are literally brainless so
JadedCynic: I mean, in LIFE, a paladin could rebuke/turn undead
YeetTheRich_: and don't you fucking sneeze
Fanklok: You two chop each other righ here in the courtyard
Gildan_Bladeborn: Rub your clavicle as you chop him.
tr3ewitch88: order them to dance lol
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
BusTed: Deuces!
JadedCynic: oh look, if it isn't the consequences of our actions?
tr3ewitch88: bum bum buuuum
gamercat88: my job here is done Tuxedo Mask out of there
Fanklok: Honestly how often do adventurers ever try telling the skeletons what to do?
Lysander_Gustav: Today I learned that in my home state it's legal to own Capybaras.
SirMorek: "Attack each other!"
Mysticman89: What if the bird is a parrot, and they were just mimicing the actual leader of these skeletons
LordZarano: "Alexa, stop!"
ContingentCat: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
GirlPainting: its 4:10 AM here
JadedCynic: might be in a city of this size
Gildan_Bladeborn: Later tends to be... worse in this book.
Lysander_Gustav: oh, so if it were daytime it would have been a different enemy?
electra310: What does a vampire do to a corpse?
Driosenth: 2987
Gildan_Bladeborn: 2984 sounds right.
ContingentCat: something like that
GirlPainting: 1337
Fanklok: Last thing I remember is Torm healing you to full
InquisitorGaia: i think it was like 24
Gildan_Bladeborn: We straight CHEATIN', yo.
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JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav nah, during daylight hours, the vampire would be handicapped
NotCainNorAbel: says the man that lost to a door
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm a genius! Oh no!
epsilondelphine: "The vampire jumps out of his coffin to confront you, shouting 'Who dares- argh, fuck--' and turns into dust."
Gildan_Bladeborn: It stands to reason.
Fanklok: Does Canada do DST?
Pantsravaganza: the tree is made of staff?
Lysander_Gustav: Maybe the vampire is like Bunnicula and drinks only the fruit blood?
mrverbal: Is this some off brand fighting fantasy? Like a Mauling Mythology or something?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Fanklok Everywhere but Saskatchewan.
TStodden: This is why you don't have Minions as.... minions.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @mrverbal - quite the opposite, actually. This was published by TSR.
Lysander_Gustav: I only drink blood oranges.
mrverbal: @Gildan_Bladeborn yea, that was I guess the alternative :)
albatros064: i get here extremely late, and now adam's an elcor?
Lysander_Gustav: mmm granny smith
electra310: Eat it!
ContingentCat: but we're already dead
Gildan_Bladeborn: How about them (granny smith) apples?!
ButButTheJesus: appleSAUCE
BusTed: Rewarded
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sogheim: did the tree just call out your dye job?
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Loonatic93: All the ladies call me "The Staff of Waterdeep." *wink* *wink*
TStodden: Tree used water to heal...
SirMorek: A fountain of youth, but strictly for frogs
Sogheim: and the Tiefling gets young and no one talks about it
Lysander_Gustav: Well, rolling up a Girrafe-folk wizard...
BusTed: WutFace
electra310: Inside you are two giraffes
mrverbal: Fountain of youth for whatever you last ate
gualdhar: luckily my DM is too busy to have heard this!
JadedCynic: I should tell you about the 'fountain of girl' :D
DiscordianTokkan: Fountain of Girouth
Gildan_Bladeborn: Doesn't exist... yet.
frank_the_great: If a giraffe would puke would the puke just fall really far or would it bend over?
BusTed: I said "Fountain of 'Moose'!"
gabehawk: !uptime
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Fanklok: The hundred springs in that one part of China
HasturTheYellow: With 5e's Lineage, your Race is what you want it to be forehead
YeetTheRich_: fun fact: when a giraffe is born the first thing it does in its life is to fall about 2 metres
mrverbal: @frank_the_great it has to go really fast to go that distance so comes out like a fountain
gabehawk: !schedule
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mrverbal: (facts may not be true)
TStodden wouldn't be surprised if they stumbled upon the Fountain of Couth...
Reduce_Sanity: Cool
PMAvers: Oh hey, Watch & Play.
Mysticman89: I too am intrigued by watch and play simmering into existence
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 :D
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JadedCynic: @PMAvers @Mysticman89 well, this is - for now - a scheduled stream, still have yet to see if things happen to change that, or even if it goes ahead whether it's going to continue...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hello, fellow kids.
Mister_BlueSky: Baby genius though.
BusTed: You'd probably be crying a lot.
Diabore: so no change?
eric_christian_berg: awkward
Pteraspidomorphi: There are 100 mangas like that
Kyir: You would still probably shit yourself a lot
WonderfulGlory: You're describing Boss Baby...
Radyin: You would be brilliant in Kindergarten.
saucemaster5000: dear lord I have that thought all the time
cabforpitt: do you have to be born?
x0den: would you act like the guy from Roger rabbit?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TStodden: So... Stewie Griffin?
Radyin: Breast feeding would be strange.
Dr_fragenstien: could you vote? what would happen with your social security?
PharaohBender27: @Diabore lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
prince_infidel: It would be the reverse of you now really
Arclight_Dynamo: This is just Boss Baby, Adam.
gabehawk: adam is personally offended
BusTed: benginBbgenius
cabforpitt: you'd be a genius but you'd have to keep it up
Mysticman89: IS a babies ability to speak a physical limitation, or just not knowing how to talk?
electra310: It would be very frustrating
Mister_BlueSky: Until you get to Algebra class, then it's like "aww man".
Styxseus: OR you would just get really depressed for being so different
GirlPainting: the fountain dos NOT make you smart...your just knollagebale
Sogheim: um no it's terrifying, I've read that book, swearing baby was not good
Gildan_Bladeborn: Would your adult life experiences translate to things like like say... bladder control?
saucemaster5000: your first words -- "F*** You twich chat!"
electra310: Your body wouldn't work quite right for years
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, now you get... college!
rick0chet008: nursing would be....odd.
JadedCynic: you'd still have to go through all the problems of physical coordination etc which is still going through
Lysander_Gustav: oh, the gifted student experience
RandomTrivia: @Mysticman89 Yes. Part physical development, part neurological development
DacquoiseTart: baby Herman
notthepenguins: it's more than one anime
JadedCynic: @electra310 exactly
BusTed: is this boss baby
ArcOfTheConclave: no, get a job
gabehawk: baby in kindergarden: seabatBRAIN baby in high school: seabatYIKES
Mister_BlueSky: "Change me!"
ButButTheJesus: oh man i already have enough dreams about going back to high school
cabforpitt: how old do you have to be to get a job if you have an adult brain
BusTed: Baby model.
SnackPak_: I'd watch that
JadedCynic: @ButButTheJesus dreams or nightmares?
e_bloc: "I'm gonna be a tiny Beej baby"
CranstonSnord: a ba-beej
cabforpitt: like you could probably do an office job at 7 or 8
RandomTrivia: Baby Beej. Babeej.
PMAvers: Again, no change.
TStodden: Would your kids take care of you as a baby (opposed to an feeble senior)?
NotCainNorAbel: mini Beej baby would make BANK
Pteraspidomorphi: That would be incredibly popular
gabehawk: ^^
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic yes
Mister_BlueSky: "This game sucks!"
Styxseus: So basically, what people want out of this situation is: "What if I had no responsibilities AND I was smarter than everyone?"
prince_infidel: Beej baby would be the most successful streamer
DigitalSeahorse: I'd watch that
x0den: penelope can take care of you
PMAvers: Maybe get a vtuber rig?
RomanGoro: "An" anime?
gabehawk: Basically baby Spencer from iCarly
lochnessseammonster: i'd watch that... i would not want to live it :P
GhostValv: we could actually know if the games are easy games for babies then
LunarJade: I cannot hear the stream.
JadedCynic: Adam, you'd lose your coordination and skill with action videogames
Sogheim: "work first then banana Twitchchat" says this strange baby on stream, I dunno what's goin on anymore
Mister_BlueSky: That's for the best, probably.
LunarJade: @LoadingReadyRun Help I cannot hear the stream
gabehawk: <message deleted>baby adam
JadedCynic: @Sogheim we truly live in the worst timeline
RandomTrivia: Beej don't you literally have a Slack for this? LUL
rick0chet008: This is Boss Baby all over again.
LunarJade: Too slow to go to Slack
Loonatic93: I prefer 7up.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ah, the old classic.
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 5249
LRRbot: Quote #5249: "I'm sorry I can't hear you over your hilarious regional accent." —Graham [2018-08-08]
JadedCynic: go to your strengths adam <3
Kaaosa: adam no
Sogheim: that was almost Toot Toot from the Dresden Files Audio Books
YeetTheRich_: you ok there beej
RandomTrivia: That's an excellent quote :D
YeetTheRich_: heather is angry
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electra310: One voice, but it's a good voice
Arclight_Dynamo: Paul says do a refresh, Beej.
JadedCynic: exactly it is an awesome voice SeemsGood
LoadingReadyRun: Try doing a refresh
JadedCynic: does Beej know sign langage?
Juliamon: Put text on screen for him? lol
gabehawk: <message deleted>Restart my guy
Mister_BlueSky: Have you tried turning it off and on.
SquareDotCube: Sign time?
Mysticman89: hold up a sign that says f5, even if f5 doesn't reflresh the relevent program
gabehawk: <message deleted>Turn on subtitles
BusTed: 🐬
10of9: just waiting for Adam to break out the Dr. Claw voice
Lysander_Gustav: nice
notthepenguins: wait you have a dolphin impression?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, Dr. Claw.
electra310: Do the dolphin voice!
gabehawk: <message deleted>Beej. Subbed over dubbed. You know how to fix this
Lysander_Gustav: I appreciate your dolphin impressions
RomanGoro: Refresh, Beej
Sogheim: but you can't do Dr. Claw very often
Darth_Litigious: Duke Nukem too
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
gabehawk: <message deleted>seems not
Juliamon: Sounds like a no
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Dr. Claw impression is a sometimes food.
saucemaster5000: "nice smile" -- best trophy adam won
LoadingReadyRun: We can hear you Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: The Duke Nukem voice isn't good, but is also *very good*.
ButButTheJesus: show us dolphin pls
RandomTrivia: They hear you, Beej
gabehawk: <message deleted>lol
Loonatic93: We need to refresh the Beej.
GhostValv: show dolphin
JadedCynic: something got muted on his end? :(
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Duke Nukem impression is "perfect".
NullColaShip: Beejfresh the stream
gabehawk: <message deleted>Noooo
DiscordianTokkan: That's like show feet or show toilet
GhostValv: fair
Sarah_Serinde: Chat, Paul is typing here to Beej, I don't think they need everyone else repeating the advice to him
gabehawk: <message deleted>Whip the dolphin out
Sogheim: don't be a Troglodyte, don't ask to see someone's dolphin
jchinnock: Dolphin only for patrons
electra310: Work first, then dolphin
JadedCynic: agreed, please don't
x0den: whip the hose out
Juliamon: OnlyDolphins
Arclight_Dynamo: No dolphin without a porpoise.
saucemaster5000: yesss hose us!
GhostValv: BOP
Kaaosa: "i'm here to duke nukes and nuke dukes and i'm all out of dukes" -Adam's Duke Nukem Impression 2021
LunarJade: @LoadingReadyRun I can hear my own typing through my mic, so I know my setup works. But I can't hear you guys.
gabehawk: <message deleted>commercials then dolphins
eric_christian_berg: It puts the bits in the basket.
Sogheim: !advice
LRRbot: Don't put off paying your taxes.
RandomTrivia: Chat, consider yourselves collectively *BONK*ed
LunarJade: Maybe I should close and reopen my browser.
electra310: That's a big blue time out for chat
electra310: Let us all think about what we have done.
gabehawk: <message deleted>bonk me big time
Juliamon: ok
JadedCynic: *exasperated sigh* Look, LRR - y'all DO know we southpaws don't read right-to-left, doncha? :D
KeytarCat: LUL
gabehawk: oof
Electrodyne: Bonk, the caveman??
Juliamon: Don't ask for it if you can't take it
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Hit it with the brick.
Agl0vale: !quote banana
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PharaohBender27: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #2602: "Absolute horse bananas!" —James [2016-05-25]
JadedCynic: yay
gabehawk: Understood lrrAWW
electra310: Yay!
gabehawk: yayay
Hrafnsvaengr: Wait, the fairy is the junk dealer in Star Wars 1?
electra310: Aww
electra310: Yay, a nice memory at least
JadedCynic: @Hrafnsvaengr Watto?
JadedCynic: also g'evenin'
Loonatic93: If we give you this ring, will you go away?
PMAvers: We got a Fast Pass.
RandomTrivia: Oh, it's a ruby slippers scenario!
JadedCynic: why?
Loonatic93: "Multipass"
electra310: Paladins are useful but not much fun
ContingentCat: a ring of far travel could be really useful to get your wares to market in the city
saucemaster5000: Fast Pass doesn't exist anymore
JadedCynic: how easy is it to become a devoted cleric to a benificent god?
RandomTrivia: Even a 1st-level Cleric can, but they have to be devoted to their deity
delta__vee: free universal healing spells dammit
lamina5432: wasnt there a memory fragment about a instant traveling item
electra310: They don't have a priest, but they have an artificer?
PMAvers: Well, they're paying for your time, too.
Kaaosa: you lost me at "don't you think..."
JadedCynic: Even the lowest spell is a BLESSING OF A GOD
gabehawk: maybe certain magic is more uncommon?
JadedCynic: cure disease
notthepenguins: you 100% do not
RandomTrivia: I mean, diagnosis is kind of a thing if more than one thing is wrong with them
JadedCynic: nope
RandomTrivia: You generally cure one thing per cast
JadedCynic: viruses are disease
Radyin: In theory, a Medicine check is the diagnosis.
savorycookie: IIRC curing a disease is a Restoration spell, which is higher level than Cure Wounds
ButButTheJesus: um
notthepenguins: Well it'd be hard for a light wound to be something totally unnoticed
YeetTheRich_: cure your colorblindness
JadedCynic: cure wounds cure...wounds - if could be "my arm hurts" and he doesn't realize he's BROKEN his arm
Dr_fragenstien: cure light wounds heals wounds and fatigue,
brookeChigurh: how strictly does magic adhere to medical terminology?
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JadedCynic: oh please tell me it does
ButButTheJesus: a virus is a disease
notthepenguins: you'd want restoration/cure disease/etc
PadawanTK16: in 5e you have lesser restoration for poisons and diseases which is a second level spell
cabforpitt: paladins can cure disease but not right away
PMAvers: It also might depend on the game system, specifically. Some are more granular in regards to wounds instead of D&D's HP.
epsilondelphine: hit points don't always translate to physical health, either -- a Cure spell might just make you feel generically "better"
Radyin: Then get get from minor healing to Greater Restoration.
DiscordianTokkan: I think it's "Restores to natural state" or something
Arclight_Dynamo: I bet rheumatoid arthritis (disease) and osteo arthritis (injury) are healed differently.
ButButTheJesus: cure light wounds, um, cures wounds. like, a wound
PadawanTK16: harder diseases you need greater restoration which is 5th level
KeytarCat: It takes more to recover max HP once it's gone
Electrodyne: Cure Disease is for stuff like Mummy Rot
Sogheim: imagine everyone is the same species as Gumby and Cure Wounds restores an amount of colorful clay...
TStodden: Take an axe to the neck would be cure light wound... partially severed head, cure major wounds... fully severed head, restore life...
JadedCynic: and it would depend on the setting/world how COMMON divine magic might be - how common and widespread are the divine spellcasters
JadedCynic: yeah, a ghast in daytime because he's not succeptible to sunlight
ButButTheJesus: Damn! The Ghast!
JadedCynic: "Gmorning Ralph" "Gmonin' Sam"
Sogheim: I need to watch that cartoon again soon
JadedCynic: and now we know why ghasts are always so hostile :D
lochnessseammonster: this just turned into mineoclock PrideLaugh
Agl0vale: my immersion is ruined! Kappa
JadedCynic: I mean, if/when I play this, I'll be save scumming just as much?
JadedCynic: so the ghast is Tyrion without the booze?
YeetTheRich_: what could possibly go wrong
Kaaosa: That voice makes me think of Randy Savage coming out of surgery. I like it.
BusTed: rayfkWelp
JadedCynic: nertz
RandomTrivia: "I lied"
YeetTheRich_: paladin btw
itira: woooow lolol
Gildan_Bladeborn: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
gabehawk: jesus
SkylerRingtail: It's an undead monstrosity
notthepenguins: "I can't kill you you're already dead!"
JadedCynic: Paul, apparently the mechanical bird knew of the betrayals and could recite evidence?
GirlPainting: lawefull good, not lawefull nice!
Manae: can you lie to something without a soul?
itira: LUL
gabehawk: wow
PMAvers: Ah, so Adam's playing a bad paladlin.
Pteraspidomorphi: Well you talked to your god last time
BusTed: FBtouchdown
gabehawk: seabatClap
epsilondelphine: ah, whoops, I remember what that means...
RandomTrivia: Ok look Chat, I know that Adam is doing a bit for entertainment, but remember, Paladins don't always have to be Lawful Stupid
circusofkirkus: that's why you can't lie to Twitch Chat
electra310: That's the one where Torm wouldn't have blessed us, right?
BusTed: It may be evidence damning against you.
JadedCynic: i mean, ghouls and ghasts survive by eating people
epsilondelphine: yeah, Torm checked for Box D
Styxseus: The shrine at the banshee checked for box D
DeM0nFiRe: inb4 "If you marked evidence box D, your god smites you"
electra310: Yeah, we just unpaladin'd ourselves
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam plays games through on the renegade path, kind of always.
eric_christian_berg: Spooky scary Savidan?
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JadedCynic: "you were here"
saucemaster5000: But @RandomTrivia, Lawful stupid paladins need the most attention!
gabehawk: dont make him get the hose chat
RandomTrivia: Oh ok, in that case - Look, Paladins don't always have to be Lawful Stupid, Adam :p
CururuGuasu: You were missing evidence when you met your patron god, and it was a good thing
Styxseus: If you had broken your word BEFORE you spoke to your god.....
RandomTrivia: @saucemaster5000 Babysitting. What you're referring to is babysitting :D
PMAvers: For now.
YeetTheRich_: and he would be right to say that
PMAvers: Who says it won't come up again later?
notthepenguins: Well, either "you're a dick" or "hey props dude" depending on the writer tbf
saucemaster5000: :-D
DiscordianTokkan: Torm's all about messing with oathbreakers probably
Styxseus: And fortunately, we will never eeeeeever talk to torm again :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: Evidence: My client is a dick.
PMAvers: The D stands for Dick.
Sarah_Serinde: PMAvers gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Or it stands for "-Don't"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Here or "one of" the places in the North district.
lochnessseammonster: this makes me think of the judgement during the magic/dnd one shot from the afr ppr :P
RandomTrivia: LUL
Styxseus: There may be other triggers for the box aswel
BusTed: Yeah, fair enough.
RandomTrivia: BOOK OF THE YEAR
cabforpitt: hey we need that for the merfolk
Gildan_Bladeborn: Speaking stone!? That's the thin we need to talk underwater!
Gildan_Bladeborn: *thing.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It 100% is.
WonderfulGlory: Well it isn't paranoia if it is true
Gildan_Bladeborn: There were actually several places we could have got one.
saucemaster5000: ^
Gildan_Bladeborn: One of which, is directly after the encounter where we needed it.
Agl0vale: paladin/artificer multiclass
JadedCynic: I mean we have the patience of the dead to carefully and calmly repair it
Genderi: You get one of the 68 Gnomes following you to fix the mechanical bird
Genderi: :)
Diabore: catch the birb
RandomTrivia: Catch the pigeon!
PMAvers: Actually, now that I think about it, I could totally see a end scenario where if you complete the scenario and are going to get resurrected, but have D checked, it gets denied and you have to stay as undead forever.
Styxseus: @PMAvers That would be very in the style of this book, huh :P
saucemaster5000: @PMAvers you're close... but it is some other amazing bs
GirlPainting: you didn´ t talk to the merman
cabforpitt: was the vampire not guarding anything?
Styxseus: Great ;D
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lochnessseammonster: maybe it's another thing on the wheel of chance... and just left to dice rolls
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Experience shows that if things leave when you come back to a place (or just aren't there, because of the time when you arrived), the staff piece you were looking for was probably among those things.
PharaohBender27: !patreon
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RandomTrivia: !ppr
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Gildan_Bladeborn: I want someone to get a sweet werewolf sealed pool with Tovalar.
ContingentCat: in person magic?! wow
Radyin: Did you have to swamp out Studio C?
KWardJenx: Thank you!
Saxpython: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
GhostValv: o7
control_rig: Gnight!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Goodnight!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night YouTube!
BusTed: seabatClap
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :)
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
Kaaosa: night
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Freedom! FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: thanks Adam, Beej, and Paul
notthepenguins: thanks for the stream!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Kaaosa: good segue streamer
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Paul and Beej! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: (No Uno tomorrow though)
lamina5432: uno is off
DiscordianTokkan: I think James said it'll be a Diamond Hunt Challenge tomorrow
Sarah_Serinde: I believe tomorrow is James and Serge competing to see who can get the most diamonds over the course of the stream
RandomTrivia: That will be good
Dog_of_Myth: Watch out for lamp
Gildan_Bladeborn: The lady with the... neck, was a high point.
RandomTrivia: It has a lot of NOPE
LordZarano: 3 hours of 💎 hunting with James and Serge
RandomTrivia: G A R B A G E D A Y
NightValien28: G A R B A G E D A Y
saucemaster5000: I finally have the hole in my schedule to watch talking sim.... but I still can't watch manifold gardens, only game I ever physically couldn't play/look at
eric_christian_berg: WOOT!
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
DoodlestheGreat: YAY!
Phailhammer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SkylerRingtail: Fall Guys still exists?
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 Good news! They're right at the last puzzle so they probably will move on to a new game within the first hour.
RandomTrivia: As the season turns to its autumn costume, the environment dons the Fall guise lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: oh that's nice! I do hope they liked it!
RandomTrivia: Is This Your Card moved to Saturday I believe
Dog_of_Myth: Nice, I should be able to watch that PPR
BusTed: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove
RandomTrivia: "appears" LUL
RandomTrivia: 6 years
Juliamon: Only been a mod for... gosh, how long *has* he been a mod??
TheMerricat: :D
RandomTrivia: Am Beej ok?
Saxpython: Beej is a professional
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BusTed: Cast into the void.
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
Dog_of_Myth: Da bits
gabehawk: da bitty bits
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: cya :)
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for being here!
KWardJenx: Later Gators
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Raurrrrr: lrrHEART lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: lrrSHINE
Seth_Erickson: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
BusTed: 🤔
Saxpython: :-)
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
Electrodyne: Wow
RandomTrivia: Thanks, head
KWardJenx: This! This is the content we need.
Electrodyne: Turn to 69A
Saxpython: I was rooting for Hornhole
RandomTrivia: Well that's very sweet
ContingentCat: aww
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
KWardJenx: Thanks Paul
ContingentCat: g'night Paul
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
Saxpython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL don't seperate the beanbags