omdorastrix: *scruff* *pok* *scruff* *pok**scruff* *pok* (replaces dirt with stone)
TXC2: Hello Everybody
MDrift314: sergeHi
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TimeToFry: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
baskwalla: Hello friends
Didero: Good evening everybody!
TXC2: Hello baskwalla and Didero welcome
cassaclyzm: howdy howdy
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge continue their 100%(ish) 1.17 Advancement Run! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:30 AM PDT (0s ago).
Genie_M: yess
CaptainSpam: Oh. It's a full 2.5hr diamond challenge. I see.
ggodopaste: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
TXC2: Genie_M lrrHORN
Bowlsrus2000: Hi
TimeToFry: What's a diamond challenge?
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JohnLockeCole: Zircon
LordZarano: Does "Start from Scratch" mean wooden and stone picks?
TXC2: TimeToFry who can get the most diamonds in the time given
DiscordianTokkan: I think so!
Genie_M: 2.30 minutes, get most diamonds
RebelliousUno: my bet, Serge
Genie_M: 2h30m
LoadingReadyRun: dangint @RebelliousUno you're on vacation
Genie_M: PvP allowed?
TXC2: Hello Uno
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and Serge are live with Mine O'Clock! Today on the show, 1v1 2h30m Start from Scratch Diamond Challenge. Loser buys the winner Poutine... but not today, James had it for dinner 2 night ago and is still full. | ||
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Tandtroll_OG: Routine poutine?
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RebelliousUno: also clearly we should start a prediction on this
LoadingReadyRun: go vacation or something
ThingsOnMyStream: remember when we had LRRbot keeping track of every diamond mined in minecraft?
RebelliousUno: who says I'm not watching this from a hot tub
Didero: a Prediction sounds fun
Sarah_Serinde: Yes, yes I do, now you mention it Paul :D
TimeToFry: Ooh, I'd love a prediction! I have a lot of points saved up
Tandtroll_OG: Hot tub stream time, Uno?
Sarah_Serinde: Also anyone in chat could increment the counter, not just mods
LoadingReadyRun: There you go, prediction started. With LOTS of time to get in on it.
ThingsOnMyStream: we were so young and innocent
Defrost: Remember the fall count... good times
RebelliousUno: all in on Serge
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFall
Didero: Thanks James!
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TXC2: yes....innocent
Leonhart321: I'm not here often enough to do anything but accumulate points. Let's go ham
CaptainSpam: lrrHAM
LoadingReadyRun: This prediction is hurting my feelings
LoadingReadyRun: THERE WE GO!
LoadingReadyRun: Someone loves me
Leonhart321: If it helps, I voted for you presumably James
Bowlsrus2000: Come on James
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun well then prove them wrong Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: James more people have predicted you than Serge
TXC2: Here we GO!
orionsrise1: don't let me down Turner!
Sarah_Serinde: (And had even before the total points swung in James' favour)
electra310: You ever try typing on a borrowed laptop and suddenly you're eight years old and have no idea where keys are again?
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
Genie_M: Go Hole Boy!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And Serge!
Leonhart321: All the time electra
SergeYager: Alrighty, i just put ALL MY POINTS into me and the win there
OldManJohnsonMB: I have never been here in time to see this introduction. Its pretty radical
orionsrise1: wait if James fails he owes me ice cream right?
Tandtroll_OG: Imagine how great you’ll feel when you prove us all wrong, James
SergeYager: Everyone voting for James is just throwing their points away
TXC2: Hello James
wordnerdify: I love this intro
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Genie_M: secret Serge Cam
DiscordianTokkan: I put 50k into James, sorry Serge
Didero: @electra310 Every time I use a mouse that's not my own I keep accidentally clicking, which I assume is similar and similarly annoying
Sarah_Serinde: Wow Serge rude :P
Genie_M: Hi Uno!
TimeToFry: Serge gong all in on himself is kind of hilarious
orionsrise1: I'm in it for the ice cream @sergeyager
Nigouki: James I'm betting everything I have on you
DarkMorford: Why is the "Ben and Adam buy James ice cream" thing still there?
baskwalla: Zaku!
Leonhart321: So we're going by PAC rules, best toolset, and layer by layer
DiscordianTokkan: Herbert the Zaku II!
TimeToFry: Nice Zaku!
Nigouki: yooooo HGUC Zaku II F2
Manae: Not Zack?
TheAinMAP: MrDestructoid
odhtate: Hi serge, hi james
TXC2: and what a day to be on Vacation, given it's hotter today then all of August here :p
Leonhart321: Also, cool Gunpla
badpandabear: Hi Herbert!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He now doesn't count as a show-and-tell on PaC.
Didero: Yay James!
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Leonhart321: No Serge. THIS matters
Sarah_Serinde: Well if I was going to predict Serge, I'm not now :P
MehallD: It's ok James, I'm on your side.
cassaclyzm: Just slammed all my points into this, let's go
Genie_M: :D
MehallD: Serge I meant
orionsrise1: awe damn commercials
MehallD: completely typo
jchinnock: Cool robot!
TwitchTVsFrank: serge will get distracted looking for multi tool upgrades
electra310: I had to send my laptop away to the company so it will stop making alarming blender noises. Borrowing my husband's macbook, which has the keys all spread out in different zip codes and I actually have to look at the keys to type. :D
Leonhart321: Sounds like a you problem Serge
Didero: Who are you betting on, James?
Sarah_Serinde: James did you start the prediction? Because you're not allowed to bet on it
Manae: Serge has been doing SCIENCE, I don't think James has
anclag: Wait, I missed a betting round? Aww man
Sarah_Serinde: Oh wait, on your own account
creasehearst: and now for James to bet on Serge
TimeToFry: Isn't this kind of explicitly not allowed? :P
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orionsrise1: 9 of these jeezlus things?
Sarah_Serinde: Cheaty :P
R_Craddz: I made a oops and only did 10 didnt see I could bet 80K :(
Gadora: There. I went 250K on Serge.
Genie_M: is PVP allowed?
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DiscordianTokkan: @R_Craddz You can bet more!
Manae: @R_Craddz You can keep adding as much as you want, unless the 10 was on the wrong person
TimeToFry: @R_Craddz You have 10 minutes to adjust it still
TophTheHermit: It's ok James, that just gives us higher odds for the payout when you win.
malc: wow, I arrived in time for the death cult
TXC2: betting on yourself to win is not cheating, any other bet on yourself is
BrightstormRising: It'll either be Serge by a huge margin, or it'll be James by like 1.
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge, I got a half million points on you. Come ooooooooon, Serge!
Genie_M: PVP?
Arclight_Dynamo: Er, quarter millions. Cough.
OldManJohnsonMB: hmm, I don't see the prediction and I have 220K points I could spend
odhtate: So If I win, I make bank, to use on nothing
Didero: Why did you lose all your levels? Does that affect anything?
BrookJustBones: Can you find the fortress and go end busting?
Sarah_Serinde: OldManJohnsonMB Click on the channel points menu, you'll find it there too
th3mpire: come on serge you can do this
Arclight_Dynamo: @OldManJohnsonMB Click on your channel points below the text input for chat.
R_Craddz: cool 80K on serge now :D
Jondare: Huh, james has more voters, but Serge has the whales
Leonhart321: Look at all these cowards betting on the sure thing instead of believing in the Turner Brand Luck
DiscordianTokkan: @Leonhart321 Right?
R_Craddz: @Manae thanks done more on Serge :D
Arclight_Dynamo: 10,000 paces, turn, and shoot.
TheThromborax: what if you get an ocean biome?
Genie_M: take a bed to respawn?
TimeToFry: Straight into a block, calling it
Wolfstrike_NL: Genie raises a good point
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, should probably set your respawn point there rather than at base
SeriousTyroo: Hi James, hi Serge, hi Twitch chat!
AbnormAnomaly: nice
JohnLockeCole: there is no way for us to get serge view, is there?
Leonhart321: Nicce
TXC2: hello SeriousTyroo welcome
TwitchTVsFrank: bed for respawn is a good idea
OldManJohnsonMB: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks, needed to refresh to see it.
TXC2: JohnLockeCole he's not streaming right now
Alex_Frostfire: I'm just here to predict against my friend.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 3 sheep, nice.
malc: !emerald or silverfish
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh, James is gonna find more emeralds than diamonds, lol
malc: lol
TimeToFry: That IS waht the people want
Didero: No, we want a Herbert cam
Genie_M: fair enough
omdorastrix: nEVER GO FULL sERGE!
SeriousTyroo: Hey, when it's true, it's true
TetraRay: those islands look like land to me!
omdorastrix: oop
Leonhart321: Sorry serge. But time should start now and you should suffer your handicap like a trooper
malc: nEVER go full caps lock
electra310: A bit damp out there
ArcOfTheConclave: Peaks cam?
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CaptainSpam: Beds just in case you die before getting one?
Genie_M: 2.6M - 1.6M
Didero: Now we can unfairly mock two people at once!
TheThromborax: sleep rules?
AbnormAnomaly: But I like to save them.
Wolfstrike_NL: I'm not allowed to put points on it :(
jchinnock: Serge is closer to trees….
BrookJustBones: My country forbids adding stakes, so I joined only in spirit
Leonhart321: The points mean LITERALLY nothing on this channel
Genie_M: bring a bed?
AbnormAnomaly: he said staring at a sheep
creasehearst: twitch says i can't bet channel points
richard_ermen: Is Serge Cam a pun on "Search Cam"?
AnEvilHerbivore: I don't even know what I was predicting for
odhtate: all in on James today
Sarah_Serinde: Too late Genie_M They've already travelledc
Nigouki: not gonna lie, gambling away nearly a million points during that Among Us stream was extremely fun
Harvest25: Survival?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
Leonhart321: There, now I have a nice round 20K points
Sarah_Serinde: James pls
Master_Gunner: cheats
ThingsOnMyStream: 3-2-1 punch a sheep!
TimeToFry: What happens if Serge dies and respawns at the base?
Manae: James needing to resist the urge to punch a chunk instead of find diamonds
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge is already on stone tools, James.
Arclight_Dynamo: Step it up.
Leonhart321: Means we can maximise wood use by having a shovel early to save more wood for picks. It all balances out
Didero: serge that's not a sheep
ThingsOnMyStream: serge just has to mine for sheep
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TXC2: the strategy is luck
yokogetsuga: I am lost, can someone please explain what's going on please?
Didero: james why are you killing animals
electra310: I'm starting to be a little nervous about my prediction
Sarah_Serinde: But James you came second in Twitch Rivals :P
TXC2: yokogetsuga we're doing a race to get the most diamonds
richard_ermen: I believe in James!
DiscordianTokkan: This is why I only bet 50k and not 800k
AbnormAnomaly: well then find diamond by digging a 16x16 hole
odhtate: to be fair, watching you dig 16x16 has been entertaining for chat
yokogetsuga: @TXC2 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That sounds fun!
richard_ermen: And in flying pigs!
Genie_M: I only bet 10 bits. no more. ever.
gryfeathr: !challenge
AnEvilHerbivore: Wait, digging 16x16 holes one layer at a time isn't how normal people play this game?
TheThromborax: sshhhhh. hes lulling Serge into a false sense of superiority
Didero: @yokogetsuga Serge and James are starting without tools far away from their bases, and now they're doing a competition to see who gets the most diamonds in 2.5 hours
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ThingsOnMyStream: James: "everyone bet on me" Also James: "I'm probably going to lose"
Gadora: I do have more points than that. I hit the limit of 250k.
lamina5432: i'm saving for a car
bartimus_thundercask: look aerge i just put the 23k points i save on you so thats really all i got
Leonhart321: That's the beauty of it. Because you know nothing about how to play the game properly, you keep your mind clear of all the distractions like "metrics" and "maximising efficency"
th3mpire: my prediction serge 2 stacks of diamonds james 4 wool
Didero: James, how can we help you remember to install Optifine?
whittacre: wait, what version of minecraft is this?. vanilla has offhand torch doesnt't it?
TXC2: James on TTSF when? Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Didero Already on it
TheAinMAP: SSSsss
ArcOfTheConclave: TIL there is a maximum bet
CAKHost: There, I gave James 24990 channel points. Are you happy Serge
Manae: I haven't done a gunpla since... 2003? I really should look to get some kits
ArcOfTheConclave: Do serge
DiscordianTokkan: You missed an iron, James
TheThromborax: James, say, "Siri, remind me to install optifine every 5 minutes until I wash my phone again."
Sarah_Serinde: whittacre Yes but it doesn't provide any light in your offhand. With Optifine it does
ArcOfTheConclave: *go
Didero: Minecraft police, you're not playing well enough
Genie_M: screencheat police
Leonhart321: As someone who has dabbled in the Pla, I can recommend the Omnimon Amplified Gunpla kit
whittacre: @Sarah_Serinde oh, I see. like an actual torch
Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
TXC2: why does school have sirens that sound like the cops?
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SnuggleFoxes: what are the rules for this challenge?
Joalni: It's a police academy? @txc2
malc: !rules
CAKHost: Also I think my internet had a heart attack that is still going on
Didero: What's the highest y-level diamonds can appear on? I keep forgetting
TetraRay: just don't do it chat
TXC2: Joalni touché
BrookJustBones: So can you go find a new end portal and go end busting, that could be the secret tech
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, smart, Serge....
Leonhart321: Did either of you set a timer?
Harvest25: Serge did start with 7 levels
Arclight_Dynamo: How about buried treasure? Is that maybe the *fastest* way to get diamonds?
Crokoking: just get a beacon :P
Didero: When break time happens, do you both just do nothing?
Leonhart321: Segre "Herd Murderer" Yeager
OldManJohnsonMB: Is serge hoping to find a sunken ship and find a diamond in a chest?
Bacon_Trail: do diamond tools or armor count, or just raw diamond?
SnuggleFoxes: maybe fastest for a small amount, but maybe not over the entirety of the time? @Arclight_Dynamo
TimeToFry: That is news to me
TheThromborax: starts!
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Cunobelenos: Mine O Clock. Mine O Clock. Mine O Clock...
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Stratavarius: I didn't know you could build on kelp
Arclight_Dynamo: @SnuggleFoxes I bet it's faster than James, but maybe not faster than if you get enchanting up.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrCOW_HF
Genie_M: diamond swords forever!
Didero: Skip diamond, rush netherite? :p
Bacon_Trail: ah, that answers that question. thanks serge!
Creideiki_SE: Can you both have your diamonds and eat them?
fiveways87: didn't they add something better than diamond?
fiveways87: ah
fiveways87: good to know
Didero: Oh right, I forgot Netherite is just for upgrades
TXC2: also Neitherite is in the neither so :p
electra310: Just squeeze the coal really hard and we'll be set
ContingentCat: gotta spend diamonds to make diamons
TheThromborax: Lie to him, James!!!
TimeToFry: Wait, what's the trick?
fiveways87: DxCat
Stratavarius: If you go to 9,9 on the chunk of the treasure map you'll find the chest there
SnuggleFoxes: buried treasure always spawns under the same block in a chunk
TXC2: what's the trick?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Hit them in the crack!
TXC2: solid advice
BrookJustBones: So soon we will see both players reroll villager trades for 30 mins :P
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odhtate: is there a trick for finding villages?
SnuggleFoxes: walk quickly
Harvest25: Just checked the VOD. Serge started with 7 levels
RebelliousUno: no real trick
Ktolos: Yay, ruined gate
Stratavarius: Usually going along the shore in a boat is the fastest way to find a village, but no real trick
Ktolos: Gold will break the block, even with silktouch?
Bowlsrus2000: Can’t get diamonds with gold
ArcOfTheConclave: That doesn't wrk with gold picks, right?
Stratavarius: Gold is "stone" level mining, yeah
Manae: Put your bed back down :P
Genie_M: 6.5 million channel points is on line
odhtate: you both really are making me want poutine
Didero: If only you still had your wooden sword...
OldManJohnsonMB: James "Who needs a sword" Turner
ContingentCat: sure?
Leonhart321: No
steelfox13: James will eventually get a poutine truck to pay off all poutine debts
RebelliousUno: for a given value of winning
SniperPumpkin: well, you're not losing
electra310: How many diamonds do you have, Serge?
SnuggleFoxes: winning is a flexible turn
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SeriousTyroo: You may be winning, Serge, but James is in second place so it's not a big difference
Tangsm: Is winning defined by which team has the cooler uniform?
TheThromborax: nerd pole
RebelliousUno: aforementioned hot tub
DiscordianTokkan: Watching a stream and Streaming are different, James!
graal_smith: Uno is on a chromebook and can't play minecraft
TheWooglie: you can be somewhere with twitch without having a PC
graal_smith: Wait, does that mean this is a hot tub stream?
RebelliousUno: exactly
BrookJustBones: and not doing a hot tub stream?
Eklinaar: You could be streaming from the hot tub
Jondare: RebelliousUno There's literally an entire category for those kinds of streams!
The_Knight_Owl: is serge streaming?\
RebelliousUno: that is the life lol
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Sarah_Serinde: graal_smith Well Uno isn't on stream, so no :D
steelfox13: Uno is a hot tub streamer now?
graal_smith: James, dress appropriately for this hot tub stream!
OldManJohnsonMB: Minecraft/Hot Tub streams are the crossover Twitch needs
TheThromborax: dig, fool!
TheWooglie: James only watches hot tub streams in a hot tub
AbnormAnomaly: about 20,000 blocks towards serge.
Leonhart321: Hot tub, cold milk and Twitch streamers? I dunno, that sounds dece to me
Harvest25: !seed
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Sarah_Serinde: The_Knight_Owl No
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Didero: What are you looking for, James?
The_Knight_Owl: @Sarah_Serinde thx
Sarah_Serinde: Serge usually doesn't stream on his own channel during Mine O'Clock
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Sarah_Serinde: And it case it needs to be said, chat, no helping the competitors
RebelliousUno: remember it's also evening for me, so I've been out vacationing all day
anclag: I don't think James has noticed who Uno has voted for yet...
Genie_M: James is running around
Didero: Is an abandoned village worse or better?
TheWooglie: RebelliousUno you anywhere nice?
odhtate: free wheet
Didero: I've never seen this befroe
SnuggleFoxes: they are quite rare
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Stratavarius: Still hay bales at least
RebelliousUno: this village is not abandoned
m_logan2000: seems occupied to me
SnuggleFoxes: they don't have any villagers, so that is a big disadvantage
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes SingsNote
TXC2: Po-Tay-Toes
odhtate: you are playing for potatos
TimeToFry: I've never even seen an abandoned village
DiscordianTokkan: Can't have potine without potatoes. Otherwise it's just cheese gravy
SnuggleFoxes: that's thr truth
graal_smith: Serge's play is to follow James around and kill James whenever james finds diamonds.
CaptainSpam: He's not wrong.
RebelliousUno: so the play is...find diamonds
SnuggleFoxes: that subtext :D :D
Didero: We can't look at the books, James
JohnLockeCole: I'm a little surprised that neither of you started by going into the end
OldManJohnsonMB: We can't look at all these books
TXC2: "gentlemen, we simply find the diamonds"
CaptainSpam: Still on SergeCam.]
Leonhart321: Nice subtitle there
odhtate: It had villagers you just didn't heal them
DiscordianTokkan: Atarkaaaaa
SnuggleFoxes: ding ding ding
ContingentCat: Ararkaa!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSHINE
electra310: Uh-oh
DiscordianTokkan: Atarka
RebelliousUno: Atarka!!
SkunkyBlitz: Dangit Atarka :D
Didero: Loud noises!
MehallD: The chances were 100% thanks to Atarka
malc: !addcount falls
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrFall
Crokoking: what happens if the stream ends at 0 / 0? ^^
SnuggleFoxes: we all laugh
Leonhart321: Then Uno wins
johnny: hey James, can't stay just logged in to say you are awesome and I miss your face. oh I guess I am seeing your face tonight.
ryuhimora: Tremendous Iron
TheWooglie: Uno gets poutine
Didero: If it ends in a tie, Chat has won
ContingentCat: they both buy each other poutine
Gadora: Both die right before the bell? :p
Genie_M: is it "diamonds in inventory" or "diamonds found"?
ContingentCat: inventort
Genie_M: ty
anclag: It’s a shame we cant have two bets running - what will happen first, Serge finds diamonds or James finds a village
ArcOfTheConclave: Graham buys both Putine
SeriousTyroo: If this happens again I might have to play along at home
RebelliousUno: @thewooglie I could go for poutine
sundyst: LOL. Wish I was playing along at home
Ktolos: Is it collected or what you have in inventory at the end, as unfortunate deaths could reset you to Zero diamonds again....
Didero: Are there villagers that can have a diamond trade?
TwitchTVsFrank: do diamond tools count as diamonds?
RebelliousUno: I don't think so
DiscordianTokkan: @Didero I think they only take diamonds, not give
Didero: @Didero Aw boo
TotallyNotaBeholder: Somewhere, yes there is another village
RebelliousUno: raw diamonds
Ktolos: Villagers only buy diamonds, and sell diamond tools
Genie_M: dying can be a thing
JohnLockeCole: some villagers can eventually trade for diamond tools, but like... only at high levels
BrookJustBones: It is what you contribute to the main game
Gadora: Do diamonds in a chest count?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: jlrrFall
JohnLockeCole: @Gadora yes
Didero: Any loose diamond in your inventory at the end of the stream
Gadora: So if you die and drop all your inventory, you're still good?
RebelliousUno: like the old saying goes, where there's smoke there's a village
Manae: Was that 4 falls today?
ryuhimora: ransack the village
Gadora: That does sound the more fun option.
AbnormAnomaly: grab the saddle
CAKHost: Now to change the rules to how many cats you have at the end of the stream...
AbnormAnomaly: you can find villages faster on horse back.
rizulli: thats a nitwit!
DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't that a nitwit anyways?
Harvest25: Green jacket means nitwit
RebelliousUno: it is
TheWooglie: @Harvest25 James isn't wearing a jacket?
DiscordianTokkan: Aiming for the composter?
RebelliousUno: white jacket means they don't like you
RebelliousUno: kappa
Stratavarius: Free armor and helmet at least
DiscordianTokkan: Break the cauldrons
RebelliousUno: you don't pay them enough
Jondare: too late in the day for taking jobs i think
AbnormAnomaly: haha
Stratavarius: Yeah, they're all trying to take cauldron jobs
electra310: He can't read!
Ktolos: Break the rest of the jobs blocks and their pathing should simplify
RayFK: Diamonds aren't forever Serge
TheWooglie: what's James looking for?
RebelliousUno: fortune X
Stratavarius: James will still need emeralds and an anvil
SkunkyBlitz: Calling first Serge diamonds before good fortune roll
SnuggleFoxes: fortune or efficiency prob
JohnLockeCole: Fourtne would be the main thing, efficiency is on the short list
Ktolos: Without emeralds, fortune will just reroll on new day
BrookJustBones: Fortune is prob best without source of xp
Alex_Frostfire: I'm guessing Looting 3 is a good roll but not for this challenge?
Leonhart321: Looting is a form of Fortune, just for mobs
RebelliousUno: and you need to start with obsidian
Harvest25: 22
AnderKryst: Cheer500 creeper hiss
TimeToFry: Oh jeez
SkunkyBlitz: Called it
TimeToFry: That's a lot
wordnerdify: First blood to Serge
Sarah_Serinde: Serge
RebelliousUno: I worry about chat
MehallD: Pressure's on James
Leonhart321: It's a marathon not a sprint. And Serge is near lava
RayFK: James this is ridiculous
orionsrise1: damn you Turner! I put 1000 points on you!
JohnLockeCole: we're not worried about it, we have serge in this contest
RayFK: You're gonna get a fortune book and then not realize it until you've already broken it
graal_smith: Wait, what happens if someone loses the diamonds (like dying in Lava) do they get subtracted?
Keaton__Mask: um, can someone tell me what james's strategy is here
TheWooglie: it's random James
Leonhart321: Why not mine for diamonds, THEN roll for Fortune?
electra310: Between you and Adam,LRR's RNG luck has been out lately. :D
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 James has 2 more hours to win, don't call it now
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RebelliousUno: do you have enough to lock it if you find it
ArcOfTheConclave: Hype! max point gang
Alex_Frostfire: I'm starting to question the wisdom of my prediction.
Stratavarius: We only call it at the end, so if they lose it before then they lose it
RebelliousUno: I'm pretty fine with my prediction
orionsrise1: @sarah_serinde come on, it's James
Leonhart321: I have confidence
RegulusPratus: In before James accidentally rerolls away from Fortune due to muscle memory.
TophTheHermit: How many possible enchantments are there?
azureHaights: "A word"
Stratavarius: Yeah, James needs 24 paper or 9 emeralds to lock the trade
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Genie_M: too many
RebelliousUno: lots
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 If that's how you feel then I'm surprised that's the prediction you went with
JohnLockeCole: a word
CodeGorilla: Are you in the same world?
orionsrise1: he's either got the god kissed run
orionsrise1: or he does as James lol
Manae: If you die in lava and lose diamonds that also takes from your total, I assume?
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TheWooglie: can you kill the other person and take their diamonds?
RebelliousUno: inb4 reset before locking
Leonhart321: Now the game something something
TXC2: how we doing chat?
Ktolos: Time to make a fletcher and get the emeralds before next day or it’ll reset
juuzou00: its going to change if he doesnt lock it
odhtate: james found a looting 2 trade, serge has diamonds
Cunobelenos: Super.
CAKHost: Internet is still butts
Genie_M: ~40 enchantment types
RebelliousUno: fortune would come in for this coal
malc: Mindcraft
RebelliousUno: are we counting coal as diamond futures?
Genie_M: you mean "mine games"
TXC2: yes Serge, rest on your laurels, see how that works out Kappa
BrookJustBones: sergeHubris
SeriousTyroo: To be fair, laurels are really comfy
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
TimeToFry: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
MaybeTara: jlrrFall
RegulusPratus: This is a pants-free run
MehallD: With fortune, 31 iron isn't ridiculous
RebelliousUno: not going to worry about pants, sounds like my evenings
MehallD: waoit, need the anvil first haha
graal_smith: barbPanic feenPanic
Keaton__Mask: !commands
juuzou00: goodbye fortune trade, took too long to lock it in
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
Flotil: unlocked tradess nilaEyes HahaSweat
TXC2: OR is the pressure on Serge to MAINTAIN the lead? Kappa
odhtate: what trade is james going for to get the emeralds for the fortune trade?
RayFK: James, you got this. You're a better man than Serge because you've built a Gundam.
RegulusPratus: Serge plotting some experimental redstone supercollider to fuse coal into diamonds.
RebelliousUno: if the pressure is on then all that coal should turn into diamonds
RebelliousUno: Even better if the heat is also on
RayFK: Also it sounds like the Clipper is now doing Weekend travel days again
KeytarCat: Well Serge built a stargate...
DarkMorford: @RebelliousUno Doesn't that need PneumaticCraft? Kappa
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love and cherish more than words can express!!!!! <3
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
Leonhart321: Hi Hexy
JohnLockeCole: Taking the bottom block in a sugar cane?? e Gads
DiscordianTokkan: You picked up some bales already
RebelliousUno: weirdly hidden
Serifina: Oh, hey, I'm actually awake. Hi folks.
RegulusPratus: This village is all into Pumpkin Spice
Serifina: I forgot it was Tuesday.
TXC2: hello Serifina
MehallD: Hey Serifina
hexy_lexy: SERI!!! <3
TimeToFry: How often has James fallen so far?
PsychoI3oy: so... what's the score so far?
RebelliousUno: it's not hard if you dont manage it
hexy_lexy: @TimeToFry uhh... yes :p
ExachixKitsune: hello friends, how are we doing today
wohlfelder: Good
TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune welcome
DiscordianTokkan: Sure is
kenandic: hi
Harvest25: Stuck in those trough?
odhtate: it might be in the box
TXC2: Kitty no!
LordZarano: What's the librarian's other trade?
odhtate: break the box?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You could change one of those guys into a blacksmith.
Ktolos: Hoe for hay bales
kinslayer6788: make one?
Ktolos: Break the job block and make a new blacksmith?
LordZarano: Maybe they lost their profession cause they were trapped in a box
JohnLockeCole: is that librarian the blacksmith and they cycled jobs after the other one lost theirs?
TheWooglie: James doesn't have any progress
Ktolos: In 1.18 boats, and water buckets are your friends for fast exploration
odhtate: what is James' preferred y level for diamond mining?
ExachixKitsune: are they both using the same strat or are they doing different things?
DarkMorford: !break
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Sarah_Serinde: They're each doing their own thing
LordZarano: jlrrBreak
DarkMorford: Dammit, LRRbot! :D
TXC2: yes, Serge is using skill and gameplay. James is using luck Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: DarkMorford What were you expecting?
Ktolos: Y=-59 for me atm
DarkMorford: @Sarah_Serinde I was expecting no response. I forgot that one was in there.
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] If I lose, I'll blame server lag and move on with my life.
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KeytarCat: I'd go on a sleep date
Harvest25: Lapis! give it a rty
TXC2: "hey girl, wanna come to my house and have 8 solid hours of sleep?"
JohnLockeCole: Atarka is with us
Sarah_Serinde: That would've been hilarious if it was fortune though
graal_smith: Creeper noise
monkeyboyktc: What's the overall challenge? Get a stack of diamonds?
TXC2: monkeyboyktc most diamonds wins
monkeyboyktc: @TXC2 Ah nice
graal_smith: I have, but only for the insurance money.
TXC2: I don't know Serge, other people are outside my house
electra310: Your house is very warm when you come home
SkunkyBlitz: EMERALD ORE
orionsrise1: only becomes a problem if you have pets
SkunkyBlitz: Sweet
monkeyboyktc: Nice
TXC2: we're winning on Emeralds
CaptainSpam: Well well well, what have we over there?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Silk touch them.
odhtate: silk touch?
Sarah_Serinde: At least note the coordinates if you're not getting them now
Statist42: dont you have the silk golden pick?
Manae: You have the gold silk
seeweda: You have Silk touch James
odhtate: ah okay
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Serge) [now] Don't let chat lead you astray.
LRRbot: New quote #7765: "Don't let chat lead you astray." —Serge [2021-09-07]
orionsrise1: it should if it's silk touch no?
Harvest25: Will you try the Lapis trick?
Gadora: Silk touch picks up anything, no?
odhtate: I am bad at minecraft
monkeyboyktc: let me load up minecraft and test it
RebelliousUno: maximum vacation
TXC2: much pog, very kappa
Harvest25: X still tries it on Livestreams
ExachixKitsune: @RebelliousUno have a good vacation!
NimrodXIV: sky zombie
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sky Zombies!
LordZarano: "only with iron pickaxe or better" says the wiki
graal_smith: Run like the wined
RebelliousUno: gold doesn't even mine gold
DarkMorford: Nice, Uno. Hope you're enjoying it.
ContingentCat: it's just as bling
TXC2: it's like gold is a really soft metal or something :p
Ktolos: Gold for golden apples, for health?
Keaton__Mask: Are they on a server, or on individual worlds? and if individual worlds, are they the same seed?
sundyst: Had to walk away for a bit. Anyone have a diamond count?
RebelliousUno: they're on the moc server
RebelliousUno: the same one we've been using for the 100 percent ish run
Keaton__Mask: @RebelliousUno cool, thanks
JohnLockeCole: Same server 20,000+ blocks from each other
Didero: @sundyst James doubled his diamond count from 0 to 0, and I think Serge still has 6?
RebelliousUno: break
CaptainSpam: jlrrBreak
malc: !addcount breaks
Tangsm: Serge has more than 6 I think. He found a second vein after the first 6.
sundyst: @sundyst Ah. Good 'ol Double Diamond James at it again
RebelliousUno: rebell1Base rebell1Head rebell1Eggs
sundyst: ;)
RebelliousUno: James has plenty of raw diamonds though
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Campfires give charcoal, not coalcoal.
sundyst: Imagine if Minecraft let you process diamonds from coal.
Tangsm: Serge's desert village has way more haystacks than the forest village.
LordZarano: "The diamond ore block...can be obtained by mining it with an iron, diamond or netherite pickaxe with the Silk Touch enchantment." -Wiki
monkeyboyktc: Just tested the silk touch and confirmed that silk touch gold does not mine diamonds
Didero: @Tangsm Oh woops, must've missed that
odhtate: iron time? only 6 away from locking that in
CrazymattCaptain: is piglin trading worth some time in this challenge?
Tangsm: @Tangsm To be fair, he told us not to notice.
odhtate: are bundles in the game already?
BrookJustBones: You would have had to take time to hunt rabbits right?
RebelliousUno: it doesn't get you diamonds
RebelliousUno: so seems like a waste
CaptainSpam: KITTY
RebelliousUno: cat gone forever
monkeyboyktc: suicidal cat
baskwalla: Landed on her feet, she's okay
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCreeper
RebelliousUno: they don't take fall damage though right?
CaptainSpam: We have reached buckets, people. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
RebelliousUno: maximum buckets
TXC2: Buckets would be a good name for a cat
Tangsm: Should just let the kitty come along. Scare off the creepers.
Penguino_Rojo: He's Serge Bucket, Buckets of fun...
RebelliousUno: did he lock in the trade?
TXC2: "it's pronounced Bouquet"
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:12:56.
sundyst: With enough coal, iron, and sheer determination, James can get diamonds too
TotallyNotaBeholder: Has the scored changed from 6-0 serge?
Sarah_Serinde: RebelliousUno Didn't have enough emeralds so I don't think so no
TotallyNotaBeholder: My mistake, sorry
RebelliousUno: so more rolling to do
Leonhart321: Yeah us. Get it together
DiscordianTokkan: lol
LordZarano: If you got to The End then End City chests often have diamonds
RebelliousUno: he even appeared somehow in the intro
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He's some sort of coffee pong master, I think.
Gadora: Serge is off by one from chat's super accurate count. Got it.
RegulusPratus: Cats can be mined for diamonds
sundyst: New plan: Does it count it you NAME everything diamond?
accountmadeforants: Is the cat a lion? If so, it might have an 's Eye Diamond.
RebelliousUno: you can trade wood for sheep
sundyst: That cat? Diamond! This pick-axe? Also named Diamond!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Costs 22, right?
odhtate: 2 away from locking that in
TXC2: as if anything in Minecraft makes sense :p
graal_smith: @RebelliousUno I didn't know you were Catanese
RebelliousUno: ok now I want a villager who trades sheep eggs for wood...
Harvest25: 31
RebelliousUno: or bricks
monkeyboyktc: Just absolutely game the system by getting an anvil then naming as many items as possible diamond
DarkMorford: New mod idea? :D
LordZarano: What's the librarian's other trade?
JohnLockeCole: Villagers of Caatan?
RebelliousUno: I'll just add it to LavaSponge
RebelliousUno: which I might update to 17.1 soon
sundyst: @monkeyboyktc Exactly! Can't fail!
RebelliousUno: forge seems much more stable now
LordZarano: To lock the trades in I mean
DarkMorford: I need to get the PAC mod updated to 1.17. And then maybe get around to Just Another Snad again.
Tangsm: Will the librarian only swap out the trades if they sleep?
m_logan2000: would fletcher have not been better?
RebelliousUno: snad needs a rewrite tbh and I think regular snad updated anyways
DarkMorford: Oh, did it?
RebelliousUno: so no real point except to add soul snad
Statist42: i actually hope james' plan works out, but right now, betting on serge feels like it was the right decision
RebelliousUno: snad updated to 16 I think
sundyst: I put all my points on James. I like to root for the underdog, I guess
Didero: You were going until 20 minutes before stream end, right?
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TXC2: Didero about that time yes
anclag: James, you should get fortune…that’ll get you more coal…which will let you get that fortune book…
odhtate: use 4 iron to get that last emerald?
monkeyboyktc: Anyone think that one of them will fall in lava with all of their diamonds on them?
vegetalss4: @monkeyboyktc Using that tactic one should instead name one item something like one-thousand diamonds" that way you can honestly say at the end that you have one thousand diamonds.
DarkMorford: I need to either find someone who's good with JS stuff or learn it myself. I want to make a nice web interface in the PAC mod for Paul to use.
DiscordianTokkan: Clang
monkeyboyktc: @monkeyboyktc Big brain Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
odhtate: noooooo
cassaclyzm: I believe in the power of James
Leonhart321: Time to roll the gatcha again
DiscordianTokkan: Axe is gonna jlrrBreak soon also
TXC2: James will find an 8 stack right at the end, just you watch Kappa
Tangsm: Perhaps fate will be kind and give you Fortune III
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
RebelliousUno: @darkmorford it's called [forge] snad now
odhtate: watch serge reroll
ExachixKitsune: wow that's a caption
Tangsm: Watch Serge attempt to herd the unemployed.
Didero: Oh no, Serge didn't trap his villagers like James did
TXC2: "Read my fan fic!"
Didero: oh there we go
RebelliousUno: @darkmorford is it a rest API?
DiscordianTokkan: Might be time of day, Serge
AbnormAnomaly: serge found an illiterate village.
Zaraka00: they never leanred how to read :(
DarkMorford: @RebelliousUno That's kinda where I'm headed, yeah. REST-ish API and stick a Vue.js front end on it.
Harvest25: Any beds in that village
Tangsm: I think serge needs a fence.
Sarah_Serinde: Well it's not a very learning-friendly environment if you're going to yell at them like that, Serge
costco_337: hi
Didero: Step 1: Establish a primary school
TXC2: Flowers for Serge-anon
sundyst: Teaching Villagers how to read was not in my "How to get rich" plan.
cassaclyzm: Good old villager roll-off
RebelliousUno: @darkmorford I'd be half tempted by a flutter app/page
Sarah_Serinde: Now that villager is just mocking you
DarkMorford: @RebelliousUno Not familiar with that. I'll look into it.
cassaclyzm: Dear Mojang: halp
electra310: Did James loose the Fortune book?
RebelliousUno: yup
Sarah_Serinde: electra310 Yes, because he didn't have enough emeralds to lock in the villager before it changed
Tangsm: This is very entertaining, though.
rogerivany: What is the challenge? I've only been half paying attention.
NimrodXIV: (has anybody mined diamonds yet?)
RebelliousUno: Serge still has the advantage to get a diamond pick first
Sarah_Serinde: rogerivany Get the most diamonds
Sarah_Serinde: NimrodXIV Serge did a while back
NimrodXIV: @Sarah_Serinde ah, thanks :D
iconicshadow89: Does serge have enough to lock in if he does get the fortune?
RebelliousUno: goodbye axe
graal_smith: Three times?
Didero: Maybe next time you do this competition, both start with one single Fortune II book, to speed things up :p
QmonsterGames: !uptime
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Sarah_Serinde: pfft
NimrodXIV: OOF
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
RebelliousUno: this is like trying to find a ghast when you want one
TXC2: what I'm learning from this is that James reads a lot faster then I do :p
Harvest25: keep rolling
Cunobelenos: Villager lrrGREED
m_logan2000: search for reed to lock it in
Leonhart321: Inflation kicking in
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
odhtate: check the blast furnace for iron?
gabehawk: All that smack talk yesterday and it seems serge is in the lead
RebelliousUno: same price
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: ouch :D
Statist42: does erge have the emeralds to buy it?
JohnLockeCole: yes
odhtate: james has an iron pick
JohnLockeCole: because serge had so much wheat
creasehearst: they've decided to become mole people
Leonhart321: Hiding from the invader desperately trying to change their career path
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Cunobelenos: would ya look at all that coal Serge is collecting now!
CelicaSpin: Theyre big PaC fans and just love holes
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
Juliamon: I've found that desert villagers are especially stupid
TXC2: Heat'll do that to ya
UponMyOath: Hallo, just arrived, any chance someone in chat could give some colour commentary/story so far?
RebelliousUno: excitement ravine
TXC2: UponMyOath Serge is up 7-0
UponMyOath: Oh
JohnLockeCole: the villagers do, in fact, think about holes
SkunkyBlitz: UponMyOath a LOT of villager trade rolling. No deaths, a few falls. Serge is currently in the lead with 7 diamonds to 0.
UponMyOath: Well...I'm sure he's got this
UponMyOath: By he, I of course mean james. Probably
TotallyNotaBeholder: !ppr
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gabehawk: Hopefully he just pulls it out his ass
Tangsm: James has found diamond, he was just rolling for this fortune pickaxe first.
Stratavarius: I keep forgetting that fortune works on iron/gold now so it is way more valuable as an enchantment
graal_smith: Dang, I wish you could run multiple predictions
kinslayer6788: they were in the lava pit
gabehawk: I haven’t played minecraft in forever so I still don’t understand a bunch of the new mechanics. The last update I remember playing was the 1.4.5
graal_smith: Chat, over/under on Serge and/or James dying and losing the fortune picks?
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
kinslayer6788: and james takes the lead
Didero: 7? Didn't Serge have 6? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN
TwitchTVsFrank: woo
TXC2: I sort of called it
MehallD: Has Serge bought his fortune book yet? I was away a bit
ContingentCat: how much time is left?
TXC2: ContingentCat under 40 mins
JohnLockeCole: Serge I have 180,000 Channel Points on you,
Tangsm: Does Serge's pickaxe count toward his diamond total, or are crafted/destroyed diamonds subtracted?
gabehawk: Yes he has fortune 3
ContingentCat: ohh maybe enough time for a comeback
SkunkyBlitz: Tangsm it's diamond in inventory at the end
TXC2: !next
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ContingentCat: oh ok going right until talking sim
Sarah_Serinde: (They started half and hour late and then also didn't start mining the second they went live)
TimeToFry: !break
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m_logan2000: Break time?
rogerivany: James I have Fortune 3 for 11 if that helps you.
rogerivany: It's discounted to 8 currently
rogerivany: Though bring a bucket of water into caves is a great idea that I didn't think of.
Juliamon: Water buckets are always useful
Harvest25: forutne the emeralds?
RebelliousUno: inb4 silverfish
rogerivany: I've tried to swim in lava a few too many times.
graal_smith: 4 minutes until jlrrBreak
ContingentCat: it's a bold choice cotton, let's see if it pays off
SkunkyBlitz: Serge really out here betting 3.7M points on a risky strat sergeHeart
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TimeToFry: How many did Serge get there?
Sarah_Serinde: All I can tell is that Serge probably has double digits now
Sarah_Serinde: Also if we're going by how many you have at the end, I'm not too bothered with tracking during the course of it
BrookJustBones: sergeOffByOne
JohnLockeCole: we would update the score but I don't think anyone can read the *tiny* numbers in sergecam
TimeToFry: Oh my
SkunkyBlitz: My points aren't feeling too good...
odhtate: that was such an maniacal laugh
JohnLockeCole: James can still fall in lava, it's all good
Sarah_Serinde: Still got an hour left, anything can happen
TXC2: stop, hammer time
TXC2: !break
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graal_smith: jlrrDang -it James, making me want a cookie!
cassaclyzm: speaking of cookies, I bought mint oreos... turns out I don't like mint oreos :(
SnuggleFoxes: @cassaclyzm oh noo
gabehawk: Ruff
DarkMorford: Ooh, W+P on the schedule again
gabehawk: They said it will be back every other week as of rn
tidehollowcat: I'm really looking forward to when Alex gets to play Tomato Way 3.
TheThromborax: I missed about an hour. Has James had any hilarious and embarrassing deaths?
Juliamon: No deaths yet
TXC2: and we're back
TheThromborax: yay!
ContingentCat: yet
Wolfstrike_NL: Yet
ContingentCat: there's still plenty of time
Bowlsrus2000: What’s the score .
Bowlsrus2000: I’ve missed some of this
CanPlayGames: !updog
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Juliamon: 27-13 James I think
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah pretty sure that's right Juliamon
Bowlsrus2000: Ok
anclag: Technically there’s no rule against joining another server where you have more diamonds…
TwitchTVsFrank: i like staying iron
TXC2: James 27, Serge 13, Manchester United nil
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Dang, Man U never seem to do well in these challenges
TheThromborax: dig until Dig Dug declares, "Dang that's a digging dude!"
graal_smith: Serge said the Canadian thing!
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat that's 'cause they suck since Fergie left :p
TheThromborax: James, this is not worth your time
graal_smith: @TheThromborax he's throwing for content
Sarah_Serinde: Please don't tell the streamers how they should be playing
TheThromborax: quality of life is quality of video, eh?
graal_smith: <message deleted>@Sarah_Serinde Please don't tell the chat how they should be chatting... (j/k please don't ban)
ContingentCat: it not perfect system
Sarah_Serinde: Okay I won't ban
UponMyOath: Oh, I wouldn't have guessed they could put them away
TXC2: graal_smith telling chat how to chat is literally our job ;p
graal_smith: @Sarah_Serinde laviniLol failsLUL feenLUL
malc: sergeModLove
TXC2: still have twice the number that Serge has, we'll be fine Kappa
TheThromborax: oh my god Serge is doing the thing
TheThromborax: lol, okay
TheThromborax: you're right
Wolfstrike_NL: Why not take the upstairs stuff downstairs?
Didero: Maybe making a water elevator instead of a staircase is quicker?
Didero: I don't know how fast those are
ExachixKitsune: is a staircase race going to be the tie breaker?
Manae: I'm always a fan of slab staircases, but then your rise/run is 1-2 instead of 1-1
TheThromborax: noo, not now silverfriend!
graal_smith: Serge's strat should now be to find James' base and steal his diamonds.
DarkMorford: Emerald or silverfish?
Juliamon: Tuff is worthless
malc: hmm, I too need more food
TheThromborax: I have heard tuff called "New Diorite"
Cunobelenos: Had to step away. Anyone have a rough diamond count?
Stratavarius: I usually end up seeing Tuff around lava but thats it
electra310: What's the current score?
Juliamon: but also how is a geode going to help you with diamonds?
graal_smith: @Cunobelenos some-some
TheThromborax: james more than serge
TXC2: Cunobelenos James 26, Serge 13
electra310: Woo!
Cunobelenos: Thanks, y'all!
odhtate: I think geodes are neat
Manae: James wants to play the hare and get distracted by amethyst, that's all :D
Juliamon: they are cool, I frequently get distracted by them
electra310: I guess the secret to success is me going afk
OldManJohnsonMB: Geodes are almost entirely unlike diamonds
wordnerdify: This music feels appropriately urgent
TXC2: "my geode must be acknowledge"
malc: cool roof
LordZarano: You're literally having a race
TheThromborax: salmon run!
graal_smith: Serge has transitioned into a salmon run.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: fishing mini game!
TheThromborax: turn?
electra310: They are all in the ocean
gabehawk: Who is up?
DiscordianTokkan: Because you aren't fishing, Duh, James
steelfox13: "I'm running a marathon but let me play some tennis real quick..."
sundyst: Oops! All Deepslate!
ExachixKitsune: salmons: the diamonds of the sea
graal_smith: Dammit @TheThromborax making the shorter faster joke
TimeToFry: James mining while Serge is literally fishing? I may have voted wrong
TXC2: gabehawk James 41, serge 13
AnderKryst: !distracted
MrBevers: @TimeToFry I feel this
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
gabehawk: JEEZ
gabehawk: lrrSACK lrrSACK
odhtate: I'm not worried
TheThromborax: is "go in a straight line" a better strat than "zig zag"?
OldManJohnsonMB: It looks my my 100,000 votes for James may pay off
Didero: Don't worry, Serge, knowing James he'll fall down a hole, die, and lose all his diamonds again :p
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah 39 sounds right then
TXC2: ah, I thought it was only 1
RebelliousUno: Serge must've been holding out for us
gabehawk: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: It's a shovel that's just 1
ContingentCat: I half just wanted to get rid of my points so this is fine
malc: jlrrPunch
RebelliousUno: if you did this again, single player, same seed same starting location
electra310: ooooh
TheThromborax: luck sack turner
JohnLockeCole: welp, this is over
TimeToFry: Streamer luck
Sarah_Serinde: Serge still has 45 minutes to catch up, chat
sundyst: Glad I bet of James
sundyst: *on
KeytarCat: Not over, Serge is starting his final delve!
TXC2: everythings coming up milSerge
graal_smith: Narrator: Nothing was going to change
TheThromborax: serge is about to ask if we believe in miracles
Cepsys: SingsNote
KeytarCat: @UponMyOath same source word?
Cunobelenos: My whole 10 channel points I wagered on you are at risk!
UponMyOath: Is this like the time serge read both those animes?
TheThromborax: sorry, if weeeee belieeeeve in miriaaals
JohnLockeCole: the question is do we believe in life after love
graal_smith: Zombies, there are zombies down here
sundyst: I belive in Serge's ability to bounce back. However, I'm still rooting for James
DarkMorford puts "Chariots of Fire" on the turntable
TXC2: JohnLockeCole great, now that's in my head :p
TheThromborax: @DarkMorford hoooold
ContingentCat: should
OldManJohnsonMB: The more diamonds James gets on his person, the more worried I get about him falling into a lava pit and dying
Didero: Wait, is Serge using his enchanted pick to mine non-diamond blocks?
Cunobelenos: @Didero Boss move
TheThromborax: @OldManJohnsonMB better than losing on a disqualification, I suppose
RebelliousUno: curves are a type of straight line
KeytarCat: @RebelliousUno ow
gabehawk: Shamrock100
TheThromborax: James, have you considered simply making a called shot?
realhillwolf: !plan
LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
CrazymattCaptain: didn't put a James cam on the Serge view
TheThromborax: of course we can't see
Sarah_Serinde: Left
m_logan2000: was digging for diamond the other day and got hit by mining fatigue
Leonhart321: 12 left
ExachixKitsune: Both
TotallyNotaBeholder: 12 Down
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah no I totally must have misheard
ExachixKitsune: you managed to get redstone though so clearly you're miscalbrated
Amazonian: what is the Scratch Diamond challenge?
DarkMorford: James is out of practice, he got redstone
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realhillwolf: oh noy here I go subbing again
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, realhillwolf! (Today's storm count: 25)
TheThromborax: oh, the water deleted the diamonds
FionasGotIT: @Amazonian Oh hey friend amazonHello
Amazonian: Start from Scratch, get diamonds!
Amazonian: poutine is good
whittacre: poutine!
RebelliousUno: poutine ice cream?
Amazonian: hey Fiona 💜💜💜
TheThromborax: poutine is strictly better than playing for pride
odhtate: what type of poutine do you get?
TXC2: hello Amazonian welcome
Leonhart321: Just as long as we don't get Poutine Ice Cream
graal_smith: Is James going to rent a Poutine Truck?
DarkMorford: Does Victoria have poutine trucks you can hire out?
sundyst: All diamonds must go to James. Pretty sure it's written in your contract or something
Amazonian: gemeralds
Amazonian: worthless gemeralds
Tangsm: The problem with playing for poutine is that we don't have an emote for it.
Going_Medium: Do you have a poutine truck on speed dial?
TotallyNotaBeholder: GivePLZ
graal_smith: "Longer than it should be" was my ex's nickname for me.
Leonhart321: I've been cooking, what are the diamond counts ATM?
xzarisx: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart You got this Serge sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TheThromborax: 1.18 is terrifying I'm so hype
TXC2: yeap James made it weird
Amazonian: is 1.18 supposed to be wild?
DiscordianTokkan: I hop the diamond odds continue below 0 for 1.18, so people will start punching chunks from 16 down
whittacre: total revamp of cave generation & adding a bunch of cave specific biomes
Amazonian: world spawn changes pog
RebelliousUno: bigger and deeper
graal_smith: Quickly, James, remember the tale of the tortoise and the hare. I never finished that tale, but resting on your laurels sounds really good right now.
Amazonian: Wait, shallower down?
Sarah_Serinde: Instead of going to 0 it goes to -64
whittacre: no, that's below 0
Sarah_Serinde: So much deeper
Amazonian: bedrock no more!
RebelliousUno: to compensate the player will also be 4 times larger
Amazonian: I'll go so DEEP
whittacre: before you were 64-0, now it's 64-(-32)
TheThromborax: lots of miserable, hard to break deep slate
TotallyNotaBeholder: -59?
TXC2: where diamonds?
Wolfstrike_NL: o/
TimeToFry: PrideWave
DiscordianTokkan: o/
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Yeet the boy!
graal_smith: ShowOfHands
ContingentCat: o/
Sarah_Serinde: Sorry Serge I'm keeping them
Swamplor: @RebelliousUno Heey-oh!
vegetalss4: o/
electra310: o/
OldManJohnsonMB: Was I not supposed to take the diamonds and throw them in the lava?
RebelliousUno: not me, I'm rooting for you Serge
baskwalla: Uno put them in a hole with the chickens.
Cepsys: *tugs at collar nervously*
TheThromborax: you are both mining where Joe already mined
JohnLockeCole: Serge Go Left!
ExachixKitsune: it's fine, they're on the left and the right of your existing tunnels, like on the intro
the_yawgfather: maybe it was snerge
FionasGotIT: I turned them all into this lovely heart for you lrrSHINE
gabehawk: HeyGuys
vegetalss4: It's a whole conspiracy
Ktolos: Y equal zero is deepslate, Y 60 to 64 is bedrock in 1.18 currently
Amazonian: I think it's because you both only got 2x1 instead of 3x1 when strip mining
TotallyNotaBeholder: I was told to hold on to some, but I lost them
TheThromborax: Joe got all of these diamonds ant took them to Tarkov
DiscordianTokkan: It's how we got lrrSHINE to sparkle
Amazonian: clearly the reason
xzarisx: Oh crap I thought I turned them back on Sorry... There now you should start finding them
graal_smith: Sorry serge, I needed it to buy Lil' Uzi's forehead diamond.
realhillwolf: The real friends where the diamonds we found along the way.
Texan_Reverend: *villain cackling intensifies*
DiscordianTokkan: But it's so noce looking!
DiscordianTokkan: *Nice
Amazonian: deepslate is new, eight?
TheThromborax: Deepslate did the unthinkable and stole the top slot of "worst thing in Minecraft" from a tie between silverfish and diorite
DarkMorford: Serge: Deepslate vs. diorite. Go. :p
Harvest25: @DiscordianTokkan I think "noce" was appropriate
SnuggleFoxes: yup Amy
the_yawgfather: i still think it was snerge who hid all the diamonds
RebelliousUno: deepslate is so slow to mine
Amazonian: deepslate is here to make mining silly
BrookJustBones: The worst thing about deepslate is that it is great so you need a lot of it
Tangsm: So the worst thing isn't Tuff?
ContingentCat: or both?
RebelliousUno: it's not even faster under a beacon
realhillwolf: are James and Serge on the same world?
malc: yes
TXC2: realhillwolf yeap
malc: 20k blocks apart
RebelliousUno: even with a beacon it's painfully slow
Amazonian: his diamond senses are tingling
DarkMorford: Start carving out 16x16 sections to find the diamonds?
ContingentCat: no not Unreal James it's Java
graal_smith: James has OPINIONS!
RebelliousUno: @amazonian you can get a creme for that
Amazonian: but you can JUMP FULL HEIGHT
OldManJohnsonMB: Why not 2x2?
TwitchTVsFrank: deep slate with a beacon feels real bad
OldManJohnsonMB: or like a T
RebelliousUno: clearly this needs a hammer
BrookJustBones: Just as a llama under bedrock, so shall James run through the mines
malc: I'd like to see how this will work logistically :)
graal_smith: "But I don't want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!"
godpigeon: I remember when watching a hermitcraft video that there was some confusion on the level for diamonds on their version... (seemed low at start).
Leonhart321: !hubris
Harvest25: 10 seconds
graal_smith: jlrrBreak
ContingentCat: you see more diamonds when you get double vision from a cuncussion
sundyst: I downloaded No Man's Sky this weekend and it was not NOT because I watched Serge play it
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
RebelliousUno: @godpigeon at launch of 1.17 there was some confusion about diamond distribution
malc: !addcount murders
Sarah_Serinde: James that's not how you treat the help
DiscordianTokkan: Sir, you're being very agressive
TXC2: "show me the Diamonds!"
graal_smith: Murder!
Amazonian: YAIMONDS
RebelliousUno: a lot of people researched it and found its not really any different
realhillwolf: Was that a blue axalotl?
CaptainSpam: "graaaah... 10768 16 -456..."
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheThromborax: I chose correctly!
JohnLockeCole: I have been believing this whole time serge
TXC2: James on 43, Serge 13 I think
malc: now you are going to try to put out lava with an axolotl aren't you
baskwalla: Thanks now you're my prisoner
JohnLockeCole: make a new bucket
CaptainSpam: noooo mah useless channel points are slipping away
m_logan2000: come on Serge I got 100K riding on you
steelfox13: His name will me Diamond Dan
KeytarCat: Watch as James dies in lava for taking the Axolotl
Ktolos: Does serge need us to believe/wish that James encounters a hole?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Are you going to dump the new friend directly into lava?
RebelliousUno: you can do it Serge... probably
electra310: We should not pour the axolotl into lava
ArcOfTheConclave: good bye 250,000 lrrDILLY points
quietcat: I feel like that axolotl should be named Diamond or something diamond related
Swamplor: The new Adam test: You come across a tiny being. Do you put them in a jar?
gabehawk: Does the gravel torch trick not work anymore?
RebelliousUno: it does
TheThromborax: kachonk
gabehawk: Ok
graal_smith: Your diamond pick is singing Linkin park
YeetTheRich_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:56.
BasilHunter: Usually the lava turns into obsidian before the axoloty can burn
Harvest25: It is behind the iron
RebelliousUno: missing emerald too
graal_smith: Breadstone?
realhillwolf: does used diamonds count? or is it gamble to get a diamond pickaxe so that you mine faster?
Tangsm: The diamond is probably right behind all of them.
Sarah_Serinde: realhillwolf Only what diamonds they have at the end
BasilHunter: Ohh. The lapis- diamond trick?
TXC2: "with our powers combined we are DIRT!"
RebelliousUno: and don't forget the deepslate versions
malc: by their powers combined they are...hubris!
Sarah_Serinde: Diamonds they used or lost don't count
CaptainSpam: The real diamonds were inside them all along.
CaptainSpam: So mine them out!
Sarah_Serinde: There's 2!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSACK
quietcat: lucky axolotl!
Amentur: lrrSACK in form of axolotl
Leonhart321: Praise to the lucky axotol
TheAinMAP: lrrSACK
malc: luxolotl
Tangsm: Turned out James really needed an enchanted Ax.
FionasGotIT: That good ol' luck fish
fiveways87: make it rain
TXC2: Diamond hype 50
CaptainSpam: noooooo
graal_smith: Stash, STASH!
Sarah_Serinde: So that should be 65 total
steelfox13: @malc Axoluckl
RebelliousUno: never put it past James to die and lose it all
graal_smith: !bank
SnuggleFoxes: please keep the axolotl James
malc: steelfox13: luxoluckluck
TheThromborax: So if Jaes throws that axolotl into lava does he lose immediately?
TophTheHermit: Just have to hope James can find his way back to the other diamonds in the above world.
Gadora: Quick, Serge! Get an anvil and start naming things 'diamond!'
TheAinMAP: lrrSACK -olotl
TehAmelie: the lava hole. would be a good name for a hot sauce
graal_smith: Serge, you can win now if James falls in llava
odhtate: follow the torches out
xzarisx: what if James dies before the time is up?
malc: graal_smith: is that a fiery llama?
m_logan2000: Go into the hole James, into your hole
gabehawk: Now the environment that gave you diamonds is trying to take them baxk
CaptainSpam: I had so much faith in you Serge based on literally nothing really!
BasilHunter: Not using the find diamonds using lapis trick?
graal_smith: @malc no, it's just lava that isn't allowed on the bed
malc: ah fair
Sarah_Serinde: Congrats Serge
SnuggleFoxes: does getting back to the chest with diamonds have to happen within the time limit?
DiscordianTokkan: With... how much time left?
steelfox13: LuckSacxolotl
DiscordianTokkan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Manifold Garden) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (44m from now).
TXC2: 50 - 19 now
TheThromborax: if the rule is the winner is the one with the most diamonds in their inventory, does James get to count the ones at his village base?
Sarah_Serinde: BasilHunter I hear that trick doesn't have the best success rate
electra310: No, but only because I have many points riding on James
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan About half an hour
Didero: Do you know where your home is, James?
BasilHunter: Worth trying though right?
TheThromborax: james just jumped into that creeper hole without looking and my heart when into my mouth
YeetTheRich_: so james could still die and not make it back to his diamonds in time?
TehAmelie: better than a big cave troll huh?
KeytarCat: Collected and unused?
sundyst: Yeah. Glow Lichen and Cooper throws me.
TheThromborax: "unspent" diamonds
Asimech: Not likin' the lichen, eh?
JohnLockeCole: To be fair, stored = used
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah it was 24 not 25 wasn't it
malc: so there is still time for James to lose all but 24 diamonds in lava
Sarah_Serinde: So I think James just has a full stack total
TehAmelie: are they 24 karat diamonds? lrrBEEJ
malc: jlrrCarrotmilk
aiamethyst: are the diamonds lost if you can't find them?
graal_smith: Why not go to home base?
CaptainSpam: jlrrBreak
Dread_Pirate_Westley: jlrrBreak
Gadora: jlrrBreak
Asimech: That's a good question. Is that which was never found lost?
TheThromborax: and in the middle of a deepslate vein, too
TXC2: graal_smith lrrGREED my dear boi
TiberiusEsuriens: Lost? Or just Hiding?
odhtate: is strip mining better then just going forever in one direction?
TheThromborax: did Serge intentionally make a house that looks like a duck?
TehAmelie: there's a rewrite in Metallica's Outlaw Torn for James' pickaxes
graal_smith: @TXC2 that's a good point
Sarah_Serinde: Ah so if James lost everything on him they'd still be tied
TimeToFry: What happens if you tie?
TehAmelie: "if i start to come undone, stitch me together" and all that
TXC2: TimeToFry Uno wins Kappa
Stratavarius: Everybody buys poutine
TheThromborax: if they tie, Jo gets poutine
ExachixKitsune: I assume any which way this goes Jo's getting poutine
Sarah_Serinde: 64 I believe Serge
JohnLockeCole: I mean, Jo also gets Poutine if Jo wants Poutine, Jo is too good to not get Poutine if they want
Sarah_Serinde: Whatever James is doing sounds exciting
odhtate: well it sounds like james is having an exciting time
TheThromborax: James, what are you doing
sundyst: A little disconcerting to not see James, but hear creepers asploding
AnderKryst: jlrrCreeper
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sounds like James is creeper mining. jlrrCreeper
Stratavarius: The monster mash
orionsrise1: point of order, if it takes three diamonds to make the pick ax, doesn't that mean you have three diamonds on you?
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
sundyst: A literal Catastrophe of Creepers is happenening in James' world and we can't see.
Didero: James has 4, Serge has 351
malc: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always fine.
TehAmelie: once they're crafted i guess they're ex-diamonds
CaptainSpam: "I need you to lose this competition so I can win this competition. No offense."
Penguino_Rojo: Nothing Isnt.
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Sarah_Serinde: Still sounds exciting where James is, pity we can't see it
TiberiusEsuriens: so much SSSsss it's nerve racking LUL
vegetalss4: I looked away 5 seconds, where did james lucky axoltl go?
malc: vegetalss4: this is Sergecam
MyBuddySuperfly: !quote diamonds
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: diamonds exist only as potential wealth
Harvest25: What is going on... ahh James sounds like he is in a gladiatorial games
vegetalss4: @malc Ah that explains it, thanks
JohnLockeCole: Zircon coming in on the playlist let's GO
graal_smith: James is using his fortune axe, lets see how long until he realizes
orionsrise1: is he using the fortune ax?
malc: oh wow I am suddenly nostalgic for when this was the intro music :)
orionsrise1: oh thats serge nm
ExachixKitsune: malc: big same
graal_smith: @orionsrise1 whoops
SnuggleFoxes: Serge has mending on the fortune axe, so
ExachixKitsune: wait what is it now
TXC2: ExachixKitsune still this, that's the joke
orionsrise1: I left for a moment jeez chat!
ExachixKitsune: oh
ExachixKitsune: slow!fox today sorry
Sarah_Serinde: Hey James can we have your view back sometime?
Asimech: @MyBuddySuperfly 'findquote' is for content, 'quote' just looks for who said it. IIRC.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If it has durability left, then there was more than enough.
Sarah_Serinde: @MyBuddySuperfly Correct
graal_smith: Man there's shade thrown in the serge-cam subtitle
AbnormAnomaly: ah that explains why he's mining redstone.
malc: intro music isn't still this, right..? or are y'all talking about something else :)
orionsrise1: just not hitting it Serge
ExachixKitsune: (I cannot tell if you're being serious or not malc :P)
BrowneePoints: Isn't Slate like....incredibly hard stone?
TXC2: malc there's the countdown intro that uses this, and the video intro that uses the BGC song
sundyst: So many creepers that we can't see
Ba_Dum_Tish: Was expecting James to have fallen again
odhtate: well that sounds exciting
orionsrise1: like I said, James either has the god kissed run or HD implodes
Sarah_Serinde: I tried like 3 times to let James know that :D
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's a zombie, not a creeper!
graal_smith: Hey James, make a mob farm now?
malc: huh OK apparently my brain is being weird then
orionsrise1: he implodes damn it
TheThromborax: "show creep(ers)"
graal_smith: I can't see anything on Jame's cam!
electra310: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Nice Serge
stevestein: The rocks are now DIAMONDS!
graal_smith: *James'
JohnLockeCole: so serge is at 46?
Ba_Dum_Tish: James is mister moster popularity
TXC2: 22 by Taylor Yager
MaxLSilver: So. Mlany. Creepers.
Sarah_Serinde: So much diamond potential but so much danger
TheThromborax: is that cobblestone
Manae: That was scarily close to a lava bath
TheThromborax: was that a dungeon?
Juliamon: All the diamonds turned into creepers
TehAmelie: something diamond dogs of war something
MehallD: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
abyssaldm: The only thing that room brought was creepers and sadness
TwitchTVsFrank: caving has to be better than strip mining right? you see so many more blocks
TXC2: so what we've learned from this is luck is better then skill and planing Kappa
Gadora: Give it the ol' called shot?
orionsrise1: @txc2 yuup
TheThromborax: luck is always better than skill
JohnLockeCole: !findquote James
TXC2: oh indeed Serge, hence the kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Falling in holes is one of James' "gimmicks" but that doesn't mean he's bad at this game
Sarah_Serinde: Folks seem to remember the holes and decide he's bad at it
Stratavarius: I think there were more efficient ways to do this, but the method was overall good mixed with some luck
malc: yeah, honestly when I watch other people play Minecraft I am attuned to hearing falls and I notice that everyone falls a LOT :D
electra310: And James was definitely managing expectations at the top of the stream :D
ExachixKitsune: it's easy to remember the bad and ignore the good
Styxseus: I feel like you can plan around luck, and increase the benefits from it aswel as mitigate the drawbacks
Manae: I think it's more that, when spending an inordinate amount of times in deep holes, more falls than would seem normal is inevitable
Harvest25: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: nice
CaptainSpam: jlrrBreak
Sarah_Serinde: Because I believe we're at 69 now
TXC2: James on 55 I think
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 He has 24 at home (I'm pretty sure)
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde I don't know, I lost count a while back :p
QuixoticScrivener: What’s the current score at?
Sarah_Serinde: That's very fair :D
Sarah_Serinde: I think Serge is...46? And James is probably 69
Sarah_Serinde: Something like that
TwitchTVsFrank: does this axolotyl have a name?
Ashen_Prime: I'm kind if surprised neither of you went for the swamp trick.
QuixoticScrivener: Obligatory: Nice!
Leonhart321: Nice
TXC2: TwitchTVsFrank Alex
JohnLockeCole: Ashen_Prime I'm surprised neither of them started by just sprinting for their end Portal
Sarah_Serinde: The point was to start with nothing
orionsrise1: did he miss one?
ExachixKitsune: alex-olotl?
JohnLockeCole: Right, don't take anything discovered, btut go to the end for tools
BrookJustBones: I would be interested to see the speed of finding a new end portal to start end busting
Sarah_Serinde: They started 10k blocks away from spawn in different directions
SnuggleFoxes: what's the swamp trick?
ContingentCat: oh so a last minute death would be much bigger than I thought
TXC2: 10K blocks is not a sprint :p
Sarah_Serinde: Sprinting for the end would've taken a lot of time and it'd still probably be against the spirit of things
JohnLockeCole: end chests can just have Diamonds, yes?
Sarah_Serinde: So can other chests that are easier to reach and less dangerous
Sarah_Serinde: Also they don't have elytra
Sarah_Serinde: Because like I said, starting with nothing
Stratavarius: Well, at least Serge won't lose by 1
TheThromborax: that's the Bat Geode, look out
ExachixKitsune: And even if they get elytra, the difficulty in getting rockets at this stage won't make it that useful
TheThromborax: if you see the Joker, run
Sarah_Serinde: James found a lot of diamonds in the first 10-15 minutes after break, there's still hope Serge :P
Didero: Are diamonds that common in the End?
TXC2: "once again I am asking you for diamonds"
graal_smith: Once again I'm asking for your support
graal_smith: Also, James, I can't see crap except your pick
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah rockets would also be a giant pain and probably super inefficient in terms of time
BrookJustBones: @Didero If you spike a big end city then you can
aeiesy: <message deleted>hi
orionsrise1: I like the mountains
SnuggleFoxes: elytra on its own isn't really worth that much
orionsrise1: can't wait for the update
graal_smith: James should just hole up and rely on Serge's lack of luck today
aeiesy: <message deleted>I had sex earlier
ExachixKitsune: I was debating suggesting about a beacon - but we all know how hunting for wither skulls goes
tidehollowcat: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
aeiesy: hi
LordZarano: On average there's ~5 diamonds every 5 chests in end cities
electra310: How many was that?
TXC2: James is a monster :p
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Manifold Garden) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (24m from now).
SnuggleFoxes: the chest is their beauty... or something
orionsrise1: geodes should have diamonds
CaptainSpam: I am going to lose so many useless channel points!
TophTheHermit: Hehehe, bring in the channel points.
orionsrise1: or lapis and red stone
SnuggleFoxes: I think I got more channel points watching today than I bet :D
TXC2: would a Geode chest by like an Oyster's pearl?
orionsrise1: or all three
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm going to win 13 points!
Manae: 6.5m
Amentur: 6.5 mill
TheThromborax: this is the best use of channel points on this channel ever
kinslayer6788: 6.5 mil
Penguino_Rojo: Icecream for cast was best, but this is close second
BrookJustBones: more points where bet on Serge but more people bet on James
JohnLockeCole: well, you're welcome James Voters
Jondare: I'm gonna win.... NOTHING! Boo danish gambling laws
ContingentCat: a lot of us have been accumulating a lot of points and not really had much to do with them
Sarah_Serinde: Nice find Serge
TXC2: it's the redistribution of wealth we deserve, but don't need Kappa
TwitchTVsFrank: time left?
AnderKryst: Serge did it!
SnuggleFoxes: @TXC2 lol
Sarah_Serinde: About 7 minutes left
PixelArtDragon: How much do each have so far?
Sarah_Serinde: I don't know anymore
TXC2: PixelArtDragon James is on 70+? and Serge on 50?
TheThromborax: death shovel
Sarah_Serinde: It was something like Serge 46, James 69, but they've both gotten some more since then
Harvest25: make axe?
TwitchTVsFrank: it is anyones game to win still
odhtate: Students are back on campus and the internet is so laggy today
TXC2: we'll know for sure in like 7 minutes
Sarah_Serinde: Serge is at a disadvantage but he still has time to turn things around
TheThromborax: just like ten or twelve more stacks
Penguino_Rojo: How are they going to get out?
TXC2: Penguino_Rojo dig up Kappa
SnuggleFoxes: spectator, I think the digging up part isn't too interesting, narratively
Sarah_Serinde: Remember early on when Serge had a few diamonds and James had none and people were already writing James off?
TheThromborax: caving in minecraft is so much fun if you don't care where you are
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade
graal_smith: For someone who's carrying the majority of his diamonds on his person, James is being really cavalier about his health.
TheThromborax: Jade feels the excitement
TheAinMAP: tqsBORK
kinslayer6788: SO CLOSE
TheThromborax: this is the biggest thing to happen in Jade's life since James dropped a piece of chicken and didn't notice
Leonhart321: James, I need you to luck sac better
Harvest25: cut the tension with a pickaxe
JohnLockeCole Plays Comeback music
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It has now been exactly 2 hours, 30 minutes since James said "Go"
JohnLockeCole: I belive in a thing called Diamond Jaeger
TXC2: "baby comeback! you can blame it all on me!"
Statist42: has anyone left diamonds in a chest somewhere they need to get back (before time ends)?
CaptainSpam: Serge, man, you needed a luck axolotl. Anyone thinking of doing this competitively needs a luck axolotl.
Stratavarius: Axolotl is the new diamond strat
BrookJustBones: @Statist42 They can do that after time ends in spectator
TheThromborax: serge stop
JohnLockeCole: a ONE STACK, Really?
JohnLockeCole: it's ok there is more in this cave
JohnLockeCole: wait no this cave is the sea
electra310: Well, Serge might fall in a hole? Anything is possible
TwitchTVsFrank: come on james you can do it!
TotallyNotaBeholder: What is the latest score?
TXC2: does "better where it's wetter" mean more diamonds?
ExachixKitsune: @JohnLockeCole most caves are capped with rock above you, this one has a sea-ling
AbnormAnomaly: The fun will be when they go into spectator mode on the way back and see all the diamond that was just behind the wall.
TheThromborax: well, you're about to run out of torches again,
ContingentCat: Serge has a track record for come backs, the first punch a chunk it looked so certain Adam made an empty promise of a minecraft stream
TheThromborax: did we ever get that stream?
Sarah_Serinde: Nope
TXC2: nope, a pandemic happened :p
Sarah_Serinde: Not yet anyway
TheThromborax: what a way to end
Leonhart321: Man, that would have been one hell of a feel bad to die to that creeper
TheThromborax: leave him
TXC2: TheThromborax NEVER!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: here it is...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW lrrSACK
TheThromborax: swamp water?
Leonhart321: Clutch
Amentur: lrrSACK
electra310: Wall diamonds!
Juliamon: Swamp!
OldManJohnsonMB: Serge is cheating
vegetalss4: James abandoned his axoltl
BrookJustBones: go back for the axelotl?
cassaclyzm: Well played!!
Leonhart321: jlrrWalldiamond
Harvest25: jlrrWalldiamond
TXC2: I did say James whould find some at the end :p
Amentur: Axolotl helping out in the end lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Poor thing brought you a lot of luck
CaptainSpam: After all it did for you!
KeytarCat: Save Lottie!
TheThromborax: oh it was swamp water
Juliamon: Serge Cam would have been hiding it anyway
Tangsm: You have Serge's cam over your coordinates.
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Sarah_Serinde: Serge, James' paths were very winding
Stratavarius: Yeah, Serge cam covered it
graal_smith: Couldn't you debug your spawn point?
Sarah_Serinde: How early did we have Serge's view up? Could we have caught coords when James first teleported?
TheThromborax: spectato back with the torches
vegetalss4: You mentioned being at 8000 or 9000 at one point I think?
Amentur: James also sometimes blocked off the way back I think
TheThromborax: what is THAT menu?
TXC2: what is that pie chart ?
TheThromborax: pie chart for dinner
ExachixKitsune: @TXC2 what parts of the game are taking up runtime/cpu usage
TXC2: ExachixKitsune ah, neat
Didero: Did we see the coordinates of where James went into Spectator mode? :p
DarkMorford: Is the teleport command still in your chat history?
Juliamon: Alpine village
Harvest25: Spruce
Sarah_Serinde: Oh it probably would be
TheThromborax: there were trees
cassaclyzm: These tunnels are wild
TheThromborax: ooh, geode right there
chaostreader: Snowy mountain?
TehAmelie: when you think about it using spectator mode for worm farm vision is the biggest cheat of all
Leonhart321: Guess you mine that out later
TimeToFry: NotLikeThis
electra310: Yay new pet!
Leonhart321: The tension is unbearable........I hope it lasts
Didero: Do you get to keep this for the 100%-ish run?
Didero: Fair enough, you worked hard enough for it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reset spawn.
graal_smith: Wait, this was PAC server? not a brand new one?
TehAmelie: crossing the cheevo streams? is there a term for this
Sarah_Serinde: graal_smith No this is the current MoC server
SnuggleFoxes: nah, not PAC, but the current MoC server
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: so tense
Leonhart321: Uh o
JohnLockeCole: BLOCK TIE
baskwalla: ooo
TheThromborax: OH MY GOD
Sarah_Serinde: Where they're doing the advancement run
NimrodXIV: whaaaat
odhtate: oooo
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang
Sarah_Serinde: Nice!
ExachixKitsune: holy moly
CaptainSpam: nooooooooooo
baskwalla: wow
cassaclyzm: Daaaaaang
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
TheThromborax: yes
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
RigJuice: Clutch
Manae: Daaaaaang
Caldurin: haha, nice
Didero: Woo!
ElCoggins: nice
TimeToFry: Holy moly
orionsrise1: wow
wolfedragon: It was those last couple you found...
TheThromborax: YES YES YES YES YES
Didero: Grats James!
Cepsys: wow! so awesome
odhtate: woow
DiscordianTokkan: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
AbnormAnomaly: wow it came down to those last two blocks
NimrodXIV: OFF BY 2
cassaclyzm: Ahahaha
Anexmedia: literally those last 2 you got blocked the tie
MehallD: Serge was off By One from being out by one
TwitchTVsFrank: YO!
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Cunobelenos: sergeOffByOne + sergeOffByOne
TranquilCalamity: the last second diamonds got it!
Amentur: lrrWOW WOooooooooooow
PsychoI3oy: isn't enchanting table two diamonds?
vegetalss4: That was closer than I thought it'd be
TheThromborax: it was the ones at the very end
Tangsm: Lucky Ax came through.
Leonhart321: The clutch diamonds got us there
ExachixKitsune: all that luck and you came out so close
TimeToFry: That was WAY closer than I thought
Sarah_Serinde: There you go chat
baskwalla: Amazing
RigJuice: koolCLAP
graal_smith: GG
odhtate: I have so many useless points
TheThromborax: ch-ching!!!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN
tidehollowcat: Enchanting table takes 2 diamonds.
Statist42: serge! y you make table?
Leonhart321: 19K Pointless points let's goooooo
JohnLockeCole: Enjoy my Channel Points
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Manae: At least Serge wasn't off by one
Cepsys: GGs you 2
cassaclyzm: I'm up 134k points for a total of 234k, hahaha
TehAmelie: the space race would have been very different if it was done by building pillars of diamond
MrBevers: it was all that "fishing" that Serge did
Nigouki: ye baby +114,510 points
TwitchTVsFrank: woo i won 233
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
LoadingReadyRun: oh snap I won! lrrCORI
electra310: I have so many useless points now!
kinslayer6788: WHOO
SnuggleFoxes: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
Sarah_Serinde: Nice Cori :D
NimrodXIV: woo, I'll enjoy my new 1,165 points
sundyst: Won 9K
TimeToFry: Nice one Cori!
richard_ermen: Holy Schmoooly!
TXC2: good one Cori
quietcat: James won the ultimate prize of a new axolotl friend!
TheThromborax: got 32 thousnd
OldManJohnsonMB: I just won 232,999 points...
bartimus_thundercask: dont worry serge i just have to watch for 5 months to get back everything i bet on you
electra310: Very fun stream!
orionsrise1: I got 2500
electra310: I got 163k new points
gabehawk: I won 1.5k 😂 I bet low
QuixoticScrivener: So Canadian…
TehAmelie: 1,106,258 channel points and i can't bet any :x
sorceress966: i bet like 4k and got 9 back~
Leonhart321: 19,963 profit
ContingentCat: I'm down to 4.5k from 204k katesLol
QuixoticScrivener: I also want poutine.
graal_smith: I got nothing, because I arrived late
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Manifold Garden) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (7m from now).
TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge
ContingentCat: byeee
orionsrise1: this was fun thanks guys
odhtate: Thanks James and serge
TimeToFry: lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
R_Craddz: Well 80K used well for someone who got them lol
Penguino_Rojo: RO-HO! En Espaneol!
Sarah_Serinde: !subtember
Penguino_Rojo: TY james
Sarah_Serinde: Oh did we not do that here :D
Sarah_Serinde: I mod too many places :P
malc: I thought subtember ended yesterday?
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde we did, and probably got rid of it after :p
malc: my discounts ended
ExachixKitsune: it says 20% at the moment for me?
Sarah_Serinde: I still see "gift a sub 20% off and I just refreshed
TheMerricat: it's on for me
cassaclyzm: I see see a discount
ContingentCat: it still says 2% off for me
TehAmelie: it's less than september?
malc: huh.
DiscordianTokkan: SHows 20% for me
tidehollowcat: I still see the discounts.
creasehearst: "Beginning September 2, 2021 at 1pm PT until September 30, 2021 at 11:59pm PT"
malc: well Twitch hates me then
dslucia: it only just started on the 2nd, there's no way it would be over now
ContingentCat: *20%
ExachixKitsune: malc you might just be cursed
Leonhart321: I still see discounted subs
creasehearst: from the announcement page
malc: exachixkitsune: likely
Amentur: I still see the subtember discount on top of regional pricing
malc: OK.
IAmUthwe: 20% for first time subs and gift subs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Subtember page on twitch says "Beginning September 2, 2021 at 1pm PT until September 30, 2021 at 11:59pm PT, all viewers across the world can save 20% on new monthly subs and 20% off gift subs all month long."
ContingentCat: Maybe there's a limit?
ExachixKitsune: james pls
TXC2 bans James
NewtyNewts: Ooh, looks like I made it just in time for FOMO!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Manifold Garden) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (4m from now).
Wolfstrike_NL: votekick James
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Sarah_Serinde: Also the discount doesn't apply if you're continuing an existing sub
TXC2: ^
wildpeaks: happy little tree cubes
TXC2: !ppr
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Nigouki: byeee
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Leonhart321: That's for the fun stream and mad pointless profit
TXC2: goodnight Everybody
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Manifold Garden) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (3m from now).
NewtyNewts: Incoming Manifold? Or also delayed to accommodate delayed miners?
Juliamon: Incoming
ContingentCat: Manifolds are incoming
ContingentCat: title has changed
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Manifold Garden) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (0s ago).
TehAmelie: Manifolds, hope Cam's stomach holds
Juliamon: Title changed before it went offline
NewtyNewts: Good timing Pixel
ContingentCat: sergeJustRight
PixelArtDragon: benginDab
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
wildpeaks: chyrCube lrrSIG
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Styxseus: lrrSIG \o/ lrrSIG
TehAmelie: [geometry intensifies]
wildpeaks: time to Experience Art
NewtyNewts: lol \o/ lol \o/
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
aquinas_0: and now for motion sickness and beauty
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrSHINE
Styxseus: |o__
wildpeaks: the one time gravity isn't our nemesis
NewtyNewts: o| lol
NewtyNewts: lol lo_
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cameron and Cori are putting the finishing touches on their garden of manifolds on Talking Sim! 📷 ||
NewtyNewts: That was lolss
wildpeaks: :D
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
adamjford: FBtouchdown
PixelArtDragon: braven10PRISM
TehAmelie: ha, they're calling the fourth movie Matrix Resurrections. way to thumb their nose at Alien 4
kusinohki: I want to make a joke, but the best I can come up with is "Matrix: igenvalues"
wildpeaks: Matrix 4x4: Transformation
kusinohki: Needless to say, I have very low expectations for a 4th matrix movie
TehAmelie: i just hope it's not too bold cause if the movie tanks it'll be an even bigger joke than every Alien movie past 2 and every Matrix movie past 1 combined
RandomTrivia: AHHHH
xantos69: lol
wildpeaks: dear god
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: oh hi
MrVirite: err
Nigouki: oh no
NewtyNewts: Liveing
unarmedoracle: SHRIEK
amospiritus: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: oh god
xantos69: broadcasting live from within the Ian...this is Talking Simulator!
Styxseus: AHH
flouncy_magooo: Let's Nope started early today
RandomTrivia: That Hornhole has produced more value than one might expect from a cardboard box
adamjford: Oh
PixelArtDragon: WHAT.
Boon_33: lrrFINE
NewtyNewts: Corian!
GhostValv: oh no
kusinohki: Cori-hole in the Horn-hole??
Angnor33: It's beautiful.
wildpeaks: Ian no mouth and I must scream
AbnormAnomaly: Ian has absorbed Cori's power.
CaptainSpam: I dunno, I thought it would've worked if you quickly took off the box during the intro and never mentioned it. :D
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: the most decadent costume
adamjford: Can't believe this Highlights bait lrrBEEJ
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: why does Ian have a porthole
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
RigJuice: Is this vore?
GhostValv: wait.... is Let's Nope early? lrrSPOOPY
BrowneePoints: A Cori-nhole in the Hornhole
Penguino_Rojo: does it smell like grass and timbits?
Styxseus: Either that, or this is the Ian Monster Hunter armor set helmet :P
DiscordianTokkan: Saturn devouring his partner
Thisbymaster: This seems like a completely normal Ian
wildpeaks: definitely a mimic
NewtyNewts: Joining me remotely is caramel- I mean, cameron.
Tangsm: Checks out.
TheAinMAP: Throw more corn to go away? dyketaWave dyketaWave dyketaWave dyketaWave
TheOges: This is how I always picture He Who Walks Behind the Rows
Asimech: "Cori of Annihilation"
OldManJohnsonMB: I have the stream on mute currently, and it makes this even more disturbing
RandomTrivia: Christ that's unsettling
ArgentumFlare: The Hole story
adamjford: I hate this
Angnor33: He's judging all of us.
TehAmelie: the glasses look like a special effect somehow
flouncy_magooo: The Horner Lisa
wildpeaks: this is quite the unboxing video
RandomTrivia: IAN SEES YOU
PixelArtDragon: Corian
Thisbymaster: I just looked away from the monitor and he is still looking at me
Styxseus: Well THAT was a start
DiscordianTokkan: CORI
Angnor33: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
Styxseus: :D
adamjford: please do not cause Cori to choke
Boon_33: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
wildpeaks: does Ian taste like Timbits
PixelArtDragon: "We" is doing a lot of work there
cmdrud87: Da!
TehAmelie: Sopviet psy-war never went that far
TehAmelie: or just not in that direction
Ed25519: "kindah" being the operative word in that sentence.
cmdrud87: that's like the anti- tiger spray
wildpeaks: misheard this as "anti-tiger rock" and had so many questions
PixelArtDragon: Like all walls, it works as long as no one goes around it.
RandomTrivia: @wildpeaks No, that's what she said
GhostValv: are Canadians all Heimdall?
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wildpeaks: o.O
offbeatwitch: hang on i need to mute the start of the stream because i just put on Justine Go Genesis and i'm vibing too hard
RigJuice: my Mosin Nagant is about 100 years old
Bearudite: oh for just one time
DiscordianTokkan: Bolt action, because they work in the cold
RandomTrivia: It refers to an old joke about a rock, that somebody says keeps the tigers away. "But there aren't any tigers in this country" "That means it's working!"
wildpeaks: ahh I see :D
cmdrud87: isn't that from like 1912?
ContingentCat: Wow
ContingentCat: well some canadians
CaptainSpam: It shoots the mans, that makes it good!
DiscordianTokkan: It kept being used, because it WORKED at -40. Mostly.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
PixelArtDragon: Oh wow, those coats are VERY red.
ContingentCat: I don't remember that part of HoL, time to read it again I guess
TheWriterAleph: yessss House of Leaves
NewtyNewts: Yeah, just saw away at the pipe!
InquisitorGaia: cameron that sounds nice
RandomTrivia: Yes, life *would* be easier if it followed videogame logic
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: OOF
DiscordianTokkan: Or getting one foot trapped under a rolled-over lawn-mower! (The seat, specifically)
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis