Juliamon: Are we ready to watch shadows die more than once, on PRIME TIME?
Earthenone: !prime
benjamin_wheeler: you don't want to miss the biggest blunder in LRR scheduling history
GhostValv: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (25s ago).
benjamin_wheeler: Alright just waiting for the audio to loop and we're golden
Juliamon: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
monsieur_nick_tamer: wooo
GhostValv: benginLurk
monsieur_nick_tamer: Samurai killing time
Zarober: skipping fnpf this week?
Juliamon: ~lasttweet fnpf
GhostValv: PPR tomorrow
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Due to PPR prep we took FNPF off the schedule for this week. Instead join @BWheelerMTG for a bonus episode of Play it Forward. He's playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice starting at 5:00PM over on http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1436404236573544453
Cavemanhar: yea with ppr
benjamin_wheeler: well PPR on Sunday
monsieur_nick_tamer: yup cause ppr is sunday
Zarober: ah
GhostValv: sunday :S
Juliamon: Everyone but G has to deckbuild
GhostValv: tomorrow's sunday right :)
Juliamon: Depending on your timezone?
Juliamon: It did just hit midnight in one, so
monsieur_nick_tamer: I am sooo hyped for in person ppr
benjamin_wheeler: yeah its technically Satruday for the Euro degens watching this, god bless ya
Pengu92: Can't wait to see Wheeler continue his no death run of Sekiro!
monsieur_nick_tamer: Which members of the crew are playing the ppr? I hope to finally see Paul play
Juliamon: Unfortunately we need Paul on tech
benjamin_wheeler: Myself, Kathleen, Cameron, Ben, Adam & Graham
Rogue_07: So I'm assuming no FNPF in lieu of the PPR on Sunday?
benjamin_wheeler: and I believe the potential judge-off?
Juliamon: ~lasttweet fnpf
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Due to PPR prep we took FNPF off the schedule for this week. Instead join @BWheelerMTG for a bonus episode of Play it Forward. He's playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice starting at 5:00PM over on http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1436404236573544453
BrowneePoints: @Rogue_07 correct!
monsieur_nick_tamer: Judge-off sounds awesome
Rogue_07: THanks, folks!
BrowneePoints: and ITYC is moved to tomorrow night
Rogue_07: Enjoy the sekiro-ing
benjamin_wheeler: and
BrowneePoints: There he is!
monsieur_nick_tamer: Helooo
GhostValv: hoooo... sekiro :O
monsieur_nick_tamer: FNSF
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2672 patrons for a total of $19,825.06 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Juliamon: FNPiF
Temperature_Droplet: I love the fact that you this!
Johobo23: wheelerKappa hi ben
asthanius: Friday Night Prosthetic Fight
letfireraindown: Like always, try pyromancy
monsieur_nick_tamer: Might that prerecorded stuff be a new friday nights?
Juliamon: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
randombillfolds: More cosplays with rad hairdos inbound?
Juliamon: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
NightValien28: LUL
charredspark: sounds like a job for my handy dandy flask
gualdhar: ah, time to watch the best Sekiro player in Canada
Diabore: go right
MagicalAttackGecko: Try Pyromancy
blip2004: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
BrowneePoints: Ah crap I missed "ROBEEEEEERRRRT!"?
Diabore: what? 0/10 game
blip2004: yeah, that was last episode
asthanius: You already have the sick katana
monsieur_nick_tamer: Try making 1/1 elemental tokens
Diabore: you drop the sweet katana
DiscordianTokkan: Those dogs made sparks from your katana. Those dogs are metal
MadWolf1290: 13 hour stream!
fargoretro: oof dont say that
charredspark: he tried pyromancy
NightValien28: the new game plus is really fun times
blip2004: i should play this again. i'm stuck on Guardian Ape
ShaneLeeAtk: Darkwing Duck
DiscordianTokkan: A room of Voldos
GhostValv: the soul still burns
thegitrogsquirrel: where is Valdo? i love those books
mowdownjoe: I haven't played a Soul Calibur since 2.
DiscordianTokkan: A Soul Still burns
niccus: alexa how do i stop burning
charredspark: try playing despacito
asthanius: wheelerGre wheelerEed
asthanius: They're in the rafters!
asthanius: Literally in the rafters!
blip2004: you got termites
charredspark: in from software, game cheese you
DiscordianTokkan: Niiiice
mowdownjoe: benginTry
Pengu92: Nicely done!
GrouchyRauchy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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DiscordianTokkan: I don't think it does, anymore
saucemaster5000: AAA is what I call for auto assistance
objectivefailure: Their blood will quench the flames.
DiscordianTokkan: I keep calling CAA but the neighbours complain about the bird noises
MagicalAttackGecko: Okay
MagicalAttackGecko: What happened?
MagicalAttackGecko: Okay, not worrying about it boss
BusTed: "My dogs!"
Phailhammer: I think that gecko just wanted to save you money on car insurance.
charredspark: we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
asthanius: 15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on Unseen Aid
Phailhammer: *stabs in throat* "Skip ad." lrrBEEJ
rosesmcgee: Don't kill him, he was your bald son
NightValien28: swords are for losers, doors are the new hotness
charredspark: his name is car and that is his door
NightValien28: not long it seems LUL
SnowbirdMike: looks like your getting board
DiscordianTokkan: Doorcrasher deals for labourday week
Pengu92: That monk was laning with Braum!
niccus: door stuck door stuck
TwitchingPokki: He established he was ok with breaking the property when he started using a door
charredspark: poor door boi
DiscordianTokkan: "Call an ambulance! BUT NOT FOR ME"
DiscordianTokkan: ooooh
KeytarCat: SirUwU
asthanius: Time to head off to the land of wind and ghosts
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
thraximore: here we gooooo
Styxseus: Sekkiro: Blink twice and you'll miss it!
DiscordianTokkan: Do.. do we fight the statue? Oh no
TwitchingPokki: ah, you rung the bell
TwitchingPokki: now go down into the demon area and do the same
thraximore: It's Bloodborne rules, dude
Diabore: oh,this part
Meckromac: monki
mowdownjoe: MONKE
asthanius: You like monkeys, right?
Styxseus: lrrFINE LUL
1y1e: iconic segment
thraximore: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMonkey
KeytarCat: Oh boy!
objectivefailure: wheelerMonkey
Vyous: Monkey! wheelerMonkey
saucemaster5000: when do they sing jazz about wanting to be like you?
blip2004: oh, Monkey time
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
thraximore: it's a game of tag!
blip2004: here in Monkey Town USA, the monkeys have a good time
ahryk: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Styxseus: lrrFINE ! lrrAWESOME
thraximore: A lot of people hate this boss for some reason :(
thraximore: I loved it
TwitchingPokki: he has very good eye sight *wears glasses*
saucemaster5000: Fromsoft really hid well that this was more a monkey game than a ninja game
60 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
blip2004: this boss can be very annoying
AdmiralMemo: The Cam Fam is here!
objectivefailure: Sekiro? I thought this was Ape Escape.
AdmiralMemo: Shadows Die Twice, but Tomorrow Never Dies, I hear
Styxseus: The one weird boss? Or just that people have strong preferences?
NightValien28: LUL
thraximore: 👀
asthanius: AYYYY
asthanius: He got it!
thraximore: you got him!
thraximore: seabatClap
Easilycrazyhat: Monkey killer!
AdmiralMemo: Invisible monkeys!
NightValien28: wheeler too good
Styxseus: GAMING!
asthanius: Invisi-monkey down!
WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: people don't like yhorm? You get to fight with onion bro and a storm sword!
Meckromac: The see no evil monkey got got.
NightValien28: the only bosses I dislike from souls are all of dark souls 2 and bed of chaos
TehAmelie: !quote r1
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AdmiralMemo: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TehAmelie: ah, there we are
ArkhamArchivist: Yo the Yhorm fight slaps
AdmiralMemo: @TehAmelie I input that quote into the system, so it was second nature for me. :D
Styxseus: Huge fight of huge importance? LUL
Juliamon: AdmiralMemo As legacies go, that's a good one to have
TehAmelie: i just forgot it's !findquote. in my defense i'm quite drunk
Easilycrazyhat: You'll never be faster than moke
thraximore: oh, good old Yhorm
Juliamon: (mine is !point)
NightValien28: the storm ruler is so fun though
ArkhamArchivist: No Storm Ruler but Yes Onion Bro, Cheerleader Boss Fight Let's Go
Easilycrazyhat: Monke jump good
SeismicLawns: i thought only horses could jump
DiscordianTokkan: That monkey can jump entirely too far!
lion_byte: full monke
NightValien28: sekiro: monkeys jump twice
Styxseus: You know what they say! Monkey see - Monkey run away (?)
Meckromac: Having some trouble with hear no evil, huh
charredspark: monke chase big mood
TehAmelie: do you know the story of Songoku the monkey and the Buddha?
TehAmelie: Sun Wukong i mean
Meckromac: now he made a monkey out of you
TehAmelie: weird typo
dukeofbread: this boss took me forever
AdmiralMemo: I hate every ape I see... from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
charredspark: birth of sun wukong is heckin dope
AdmiralMemo: I would like THAT as my legacy: being the most annoying thing in the heavens
Meckromac: Its see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil.
Easilycrazyhat: Would a real gamer read the instructions? lrrBEEJ
ArkhamArchivist: Are you familiar with the story of Darth Wukong the Wise? It's not a story you would hear from a Jedi
Meckromac: And the only one you got was the invisible fourth monkey
thraximore: seabatClap
asthanius: 2/4
TwitchingPokki: goooodiiiiiim
DiscordianTokkan: Niiice
NightValien28: got 'em
asthanius: Remember the empty screen?
NightValien28: wheeler 2 monkeys 0
asthanius: You got that one first
WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown wheelerMuldp FBtouchdown
niccus: chat no evil
lion_byte: Monke: Removed
f_tan_theta: touch no evil
asthanius: Do No Evil
Styxseus: :D
raulghoulia: hyuck
BjjBrain: lol
dukeofbread: "don't be evil" - Google
Easilycrazyhat: 4th monkey wants to fuck, I see
Meckromac: "just don't." - google.
saucemaster5000: taste no evil got kicked out of the group for all the unwarranted licking
Styxseus: Ooo, spooky monkeys
charredspark: mad monkes
dukeofbread: Monkeigh trying to catch monkeys
TwitchingPokki: I keep thinking that the little dongles on the tops of the houses are monkeys xD
Styxseus: See no eagle, hear no eagle? LUL
TehAmelie: google's motto these days does seem to be don't be eagle
letfireraindown: I recall I had to look up one point of this. It's interesting but that's about all I'll say
asthanius: ayyyy
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh
Meckromac: well done
bat_wool: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:37.
Meckromac: must've felt good to nail that one in the b-. . . speak no evil.
NightValien28: define mad
bat_wool: Is the game audio quiet to anyone else?
MAPBoardgames: Monkey attack!
dragonking714: Is there no Paper fight tonight because of the Pre Prerelease?
BusTed: seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: Correct
MAPBoardgames: @bat_wool I agree. game is quiet.
Meckromac: The monkey noises are properly and well executed, myes
TehAmelie: hey, remember we are a machine to a large extent. this is the eternal struggle of Monkey vs Robot
Juliamon: dragonking714 Correct
dragonking714: cool cool cool
TehAmelie: special eyes, even?
TwitchingPokki: nah, it's got glasses
Meckromac: Purple is See-no-evil
Meckromac: Good eyes bad everything else.
dukeofbread: this is the monkey I was stuck on
dukeofbread: when you figure it out it's infuriating
TehAmelie: hmm can you put your sword away?
Easilycrazyhat: Nice
TehAmelie: Prince of Persia (1992) strats
Styxseus: @TehAmelie You cannot
thraximore: Noisy
WanderingOmen: It is noisy in there
iridium_alchemist: Can you look at the screens to see?
dukeofbread: it's stuffy
Easilycrazyhat: I think there might be more info at the start if you get stuck
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler! Our Kamigawa lands came in from CK today so I'll get yours in the mail Monday. Since we're playing Sekiro and all I'd figure this is an appropriate message
Meckromac: There is a way to complete this but it is very outside the box.
TemporallyAwry: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
dukeofbread: purple monkey good eyesight bad hearing
DiscordianTokkan: Chat, remember, don't advise unless Wheeler asks
Juliamon: I have an inkling of the answer and I hope it's right because it will amuse me
Meckromac: EEEEeeeeeeey
Easilycrazyhat: XD nice
dukeofbread: now I can say it, there's a window you can open
iridium_alchemist: hey! Brute force FTW!
thraximore: @dukeofbread where?
WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown wheelerMonkey FBtouchdown
dukeofbread: next to the note
Styxseus: Death! *falls over* My only weakness..!
Meckromac: You can also chase the monkey to where the green monkey was to make it go "blind"
Meckromac: Which is super... out of the box
dukeofbread: the window puts out the lights
dukeofbread: when you open it the wind blows out the lights
thraximore: THIS skill is important
thraximore: also just really fun
BjjBrain: now part your hair in the centre!!
Meckromac: more jazz?
benjamin_wheeler: @ZackTheCatKing oh hell yeah
TehAmelie: TIL James Earl Jones played the big boss of GDI (the good guys) in Command & Conquer. weird how underplayed that has been
TehAmelie: a bit of "FMV videogame acting isn't real acting" i guess
TehAmelie: hi Wheeler
Easilycrazyhat: Do it. Star the next Meme Challenge.
Meckromac: I got freaked out
Easilycrazyhat: Get healthy for the lulz
TehAmelie: ever had water straight from a mountain stream where it's so cold it would be ice if it stopped moving? it tastes like life itself
gualdhar: All the water of the sea wouldn't make my skin look great, thanks old age
blip2004: what do you mean you don't drink beer all day?
TehAmelie: *chugs peppermint schnapps and pepsi max* what do you mean my skin?
Meckromac: ask your pants.
senkesword: 1000 bulge
spleenlord: Its very bulgy
TehAmelie: are we talkin about a husband's bulge because it sounds extremelt erotic
saucemaster5000: who?
dukeofbread: gyobu
Meckromac: masu
saucemaster5000: must've missed it
dukeofbread: nope
thraximore: You got the sword already
bytecaster: I don't think so
WanderingOmen: Nah considering you already got the Sabimaru
DiscordianTokkan: I have not played, but I HAVE seen people bemoan fighting the Hell Ape
plummeting_sloth: I mean, let's be fair. This is a video game. Monkey combat is basically assured
dukeofbread: Monkey Kombat*
plummeting_sloth: also, this is a family stream. Please. Heck Ape
objectivefailure: Fighting Joe Rogan can't possibly be that hard.
TehAmelie: ooh it's got some blood aura
Easilycrazyhat: gg Game over.
Meckromac: The big monkey fight is the only thing I know about this game. That and the fire bull thing.
Pengu92: I think you'll enjoy the ape
thraximore: it's got some Doritos Spice™ on the blade
TehAmelie: John, YOU are the shadows
TehAmelie: and then John Sekiro was the demons
plummeting_sloth: Gotta love the cavalcade of bro's that must have rolled in here previously and been like "Nah man I can take it" and then immediately dying
Pengu92: Link the fire? Nah, link the apes!
DiscordianTokkan: OOooh. Does that mean you can fight that Headless thing?
senkesword: this blade was bathed in mountain dew: code red for 40 days and 40 nights
objectivefailure: This blade was forged with 10000 flamin' hot cheetos.
TehAmelie: i do believe soaking a sword in energy drink would be the most effective way to rust it no matter how magic it is
plummeting_sloth: the sword forged with 10,000 hot takes
dukeofbread: so you have the regular sword, the lil green sword, and then this cheeto sword
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie That's actually how they test anti-rust magic! LUL
thraximore: I wouldn't put it past this game LUL
TehAmelie: i believe it
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
plummeting_sloth: Honestly, I don't have my glasses on, so I thought that 3rd to last line read "Rice is Delicious"
plummeting_sloth: I mean, fair it is
Meckromac: you got... rice?
ghyllnox: Cronch
thraximore: This is rice propaganda! D:<
Juliamon: We should go back to that old lady and flaunt our rice at her
dukeofbread: sugar and spice and all that's nice
TehAmelie: the line about cheeto swords reminded me of this picture. a great illustration of our age i think https://i.imgur.com/weqWwQA.jpg
saucemaster5000: keeps giving you rice? make sure you rinse this
plummeting_sloth: you can give it to some folk
PaperDoopliss: Very good heal over time, but not permanent
iridium_alchemist: depends on the end you want
thraximore: lmao you can give it to the crazy old woman to get hints
dukeofbread: it's a slow burn heal
gualdhar: you're obviously eating it raw, which is odd
senkesword: it heals you a lot, then you can get more
TehAmelie: "the pretense of any restraint whatsoever"
WanderingOmen: You can give it to people
Meckromac: Life expectancy of rice eaters may be seen at the site of the paper wrapping.
letfireraindown: I gave it to the old lady on the cliff
nudibranch_art: Eat for tasty snack?
thraximore: but you have US for that :D
plummeting_sloth: I mean, you can also eat it, but it has other uses
TwitchingPokki: cronch
plummeting_sloth: like when you fight the Pigeon God, well... I've already said too much
ghyllnox: Garlic powder
bytecaster: @plummeting_sloth Isn't that true of all food?
nudibranch_art: Gotta add that sesame oil
Meckromac: You got that rice out of the hand of a child I believe "beforehand" is a bit late.
TehAmelie: you know there's a small island outside Tokyo where they eat mostly seaweed and commonly live past 110 years
dukeofbread: spicy
thraximore: issa LIGHTSABER
letfireraindown: Fun aint it
plummeting_sloth: and that's how you fully kill those dudes
thraximore: you jump and attack
thraximore: wheelerKappa
WanderingOmen: yup
WanderingOmen: just like that
Meckromac: bloodborne mechanices
Meckromac: weeee
Easilycrazyhat: "Your soul is mine!"
thraximore: calcnalancalngahlnl YOU CAN'T HEAR ME
dukeofbread: windmill bros
TehAmelie: centipedes should not be that big. i think there's a law about it
plummeting_sloth: secret
bytecaster: Secret
Meckromac: Curse of le-chuck or something?
saucemaster5000: erotic monkey island
optimalbook: super monkey ball island
thraximore: The Monkey Island Game
TehAmelie: Monkey Island something
DiscordianTokkan: Curse of Monkey Island, IIRC
niccus: loom
Robot_Bones: How can my Monkey Island be this cute?
blip2004: the third one is Curse of Monkey Island
dukeofbread: escape from monkey island
KeytarCat: I'd watch a full Secret of Monkey Island series pif
Juliamon: Is It Okay to Pick Up Monkeys on Monkey Island?
thraximore: I can't wait to see Ben learn how to swim in this game :)
Robot_Bones: That Time I was reincarnated as a Monkey Island
thraximore: Mmmm casual desecration
thraximore: lovin' it
Meckromac: I would have laughed if buddha slapped you for humping into their lap without permission.
plummeting_sloth: monkey of monkey island. The worlds first recursive adventure game
Meckromac: jumping*
TehAmelie: i never played Monkey Island cause my friend who had it on 11 floppy discs for his Amiga 500 could not figure out the copy protection :x
dukeofbread: 11 floppies holy crap
TehAmelie: he did pirate the heck out of all those games so
thraximore: FISH... ha ha ha... and you don't stop, and you don't stop
Meckromac: Monkey island should be played by anyone with a joy for light-hearted point ant click adventures or that wish to be introduced to them in my eyes
plummeting_sloth: well, everyone can swim until they drown
bytecaster: @TehAmelie If I remember correctly you needed a paper wheel to match pirate faces together for that one, so I can see how that could be tough to pirate.
plummeting_sloth: for some that period is longer than others
dukeofbread: Dark Souls main character would drown in a teacup
TehAmelie: yeah you probably really needed the manual
Meckromac: impressive flips and all but when do we simply... bolt it out of the place?
thraximore: satisfaction
Meckromac: I would not know if left or right was correct here.
Diabore: is the correct way good or bad?
thraximore: You're only going the wrong way if you don't try pyromancy
Meckromac: divine confetti?
Meckromac: You must throw that into a boss's face or something, please
thraximore: The confetti is really cool
dukeofbread: it's also annoying to refarm
dukeofbread: early on when it's scare
dukeofbread: scarce* lol
thraximore: @dukeofbread Ashina castle, pop Mibu possession balloons, find zero confetti... cry
dukeofbread: now you can karate chop
thraximore: You get to learn how to Super Saiyan! umbraHype
nudibranch_art: Some light reading
dukeofbread: LUL
plummeting_sloth: finally, the key to a swordless run :P
thraximore: wheelerHub
dukeofbread: why use sword when you have shoulder?
SplendidJank: did he find the white flower or was that somewhere else?
plummeting_sloth: of these dollar store Raidens
thraximore: show feet, but only while putting it through a fool's skull
Serpens77: but then how will you ESCAPE FROM MONEY ISLAND(tm)?
dukeofbread: just jump and scream robertoooooooo
Meckromac: my "you are going to die in a dumb way" senses are tingling
Meckromac: Well.
dukeofbread: LUL
thraximore: you were correct
Meckromac: aaaaaaaaaaand
dukeofbread: doesn't work if you don't scream robert
thraximore: FBtouchdown
plummeting_sloth: ah, I wondered if they had something to stop you from death-warping past pllaces
TehAmelie: dang how do you even find their blood spurting spots in those huge hats?
plummeting_sloth: someone just called morning prayers on your ass
dukeofbread: ohm
Diabore: oh hey, bens finally learning pyromancy
dukeofbread: the ancient shinobi technique of pyromancy
TehAmelie: how about vesper prayers? i always liked vesper as monestary terminology
dukeofbread: mikiri
plummeting_sloth: kung fu-ck off you guys
dukeofbread: schlurp
nudibranch_art: To wave "hi!" down to knight-dad
dukeofbread: the big monkey?
SplendidJank: you can spend some points on new text, not backseating just reminding that you got it
Meckromac: If I knew how to help you, I would. But I do not, sorry.
dukeofbread: I actually don't remember what comes after rice girl
Lithobraker: Rice girl, the sequel to Evan Dahm's Rice Boy
iridium_alchemist: Gun Fort is where I would go next I think
thraximore: you remember that kite?
blip2004: did you get past the Gun Fort?
Lithobraker: Go left
1y1e: could talk to y'boy?
Diabore: killed the little monkeys, now its time for big brother monkey
dukeofbread: big monkey fight will be extremely entertaining to watch
blip2004: big monkey is progressing the story. and where I'm stuck
iridium_alchemist: Big monke is story
thraximore: Oh you're gonna LOVE it
letfireraindown: I just don't care for shit being thrown around
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, I didn't miss Big Monke? Nice. I couldn't remember where in the game that was.
plummeting_sloth: also, this is giving me big Destiny 2 stream flashback. Conveying messages between two spots like 10 steps between each other
iridium_alchemist: You might not Big Monke tonight, but you should be able to reach him tomorrow
1y1e: gun fort
TehAmelie: was it in a magical technicolor 1950s suburbia?=
TehAmelie: i believe that's Edward Scissorhands' natural habitat
plummeting_sloth: snow monkey? We doing a hot springs episode?
1y1e: what a strange thing to think
SplendidJank: he hasn't found a big hole yet right?
thraximore: this is a VERY suspicious bridge, isn't it
plummeting_sloth: why not both
Easilycrazyhat: Giant Snake? Never
dukeofbread: LUL
1y1e: LUL
PaperDoopliss: 2 for 3 baby
letfireraindown: 2 out of three aint bad
nudibranch_art: A classic FromSoft bridge *chef's kiss*
dukeofbread: and then nibbled by fish
dukeofbread: because why not
plummeting_sloth: these carp don't take crap
DeM0nFiRe: snek!
1y1e: good sekiro soup
Easilycrazyhat: Snek swim fast
thraximore: umbraHappy man knows his FromSoft games
letfireraindown: I am sitting in a try pyromancy status
Easilycrazyhat: Remember kids, don't eat icicles.
Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
dukeofbread: you asked for it LUL
thraximore: nom
TehAmelie: a gargantuan albino snake? can reptiles be albino by the way?
1y1e: a little nip, to keep you honest
nudibranch_art: good game
iridium_alchemist: caught you peekin'
letfireraindown: Oh wow... I didn't realize you could get through that without killing it
niccus: reptiles can be albino
Easilycrazyhat: That's a personal question, Wheeler.
Lithobraker: @TehAmelie I know of an albino alligator, so I assume yes
thraximore: I didn't even know that was there
blip2004: Albino pythons are kinda common
Juliamon: TehAmelie Albino is one of the most popular pet python colours
BusTed: tqsKnife
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
plummeting_sloth: monkey shines!
Easilycrazyhat: Gottem
ahryk: wheelerMonkey
DiscordianTokkan: WHO gave them a SWORD??
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thraximore: who gave that monkey a KNIFE
TehAmelie: sounds familiar now that you ment5ion it
BusTed: Look out! He's got a sword!
dukeofbread: there's been an escalation in the monkey wars
Pengu92: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
WanderingOmen: it even had a samurai helmet!
iridium_alchemist: "what do you have there?" "A KNIFE"
Easilycrazyhat: @DiscordianTokkan Someone with a lot of swords and an abundance of curiosity.
thraximore: It miiiiight be a monkey with a gun
WanderingOmen: well I guess the stream is over then
Easilycrazyhat: It was good while it lasted, everyone.
blip2004: they have guns and hats
dukeofbread: I'm hyped for big monkey fight
thraximore: that monkey was strapped
Lithobraker: I can accept monkeys with swords, but for some reason monkeys with hats breaks my suspension of disbelief...
thraximore: :O
Easilycrazyhat: The monkeys don't fuck around.
WanderingOmen: wheelerMonkey
dukeofbread: ds1 hollow flailing about attack
WanderingOmen: you did kill a monkey with a gun btw
EdIsEverywhere: monkeFlail
DiscordianTokkan: They don't Gibb on(e) fig about anything
TehAmelie: unless they're Bonobo chimps. they fuck around a whole lot
dukeofbread: emblem waste
EdIsEverywhere: yup
Easilycrazyhat: Those enemies *suck* to fight.
PaperDoopliss: Ya boys the nightjar clan
nudibranch_art: birb frens
EdIsEverywhere: Nightjar ninjas
plummeting_sloth: love that nijitsu chain
thraximore: he was experimenting
Juliamon: !backseat
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Lithobraker: Emblem worth it
Juliamon: OH JEEZ
DiscordianTokkan: Oh jesus
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler why? XD
plummeting_sloth: monkey party!
blip2004: welcome to the party
niccus: you found twitch chat
Easilycrazyhat: We finally get our revenge!
plummeting_sloth: We fought a zoo
thraximore: you're killing us :(
DeM0nFiRe: BibleThump 7 🐒
ahryk: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Phailhammer: This is what Adam wishes he could do during Let's Nope. lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: We had it coming
plummeting_sloth: you're administering vaccines
plummeting_sloth: literally monkey shine!
EdIsEverywhere: Key items
Lithobraker: All we wanted were some banans
DiscordianTokkan: Bananaboos, like weeaboos except for gibbons
saucemaster5000: every day Miyazaki went into work he requested "more monkeys!" and no one questioned his genius
dukeofbread: here we are
blip2004: get the idol
EdIsEverywhere: Monkey mob
plummeting_sloth: oh shrine behind you
WanderingOmen: idol behind
EdIsEverywhere: big monke
plummeting_sloth: got there
dukeofbread: get ready everyone
thraximore: wheelerMonkey it's TIME
Easilycrazyhat: She likes shrines
1y1e: fruit enthusiast
thraximore: she says things that Miyazaki thinks of as "hints"
Max_Mckayful: Old lady yells at cloud. Story at 11
EdIsEverywhere: It's the blighttown of this game?
1y1e: rice to meet you lady
Max_Mckayful: Rice rice baby
PaperDoopliss: Gives you true ending hints
Kadenus: i gives her rice :)
dukeofbread: it's another wiki skip
saucemaster5000: feeds her
thraximore: what I said
EdIsEverywhere: IT gives her rice
nudibranch_art: make her not hungy
thraximore: but like
thraximore: *miyazaki* hints
letfireraindown: She gives you info, i don't recall if it is a necerssary
Easilycrazyhat: "It gives her the rice or else it gets the ice again."
thraximore: ya can't get ye flask
I_Am_Clockwork: woo done with work, and ready for a nice relaxing weekend
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
SplendidJank: check punching text?
dukeofbread: best of luck
EdIsEverywhere: Ugh. You didn't even charge up the shirukens! Do you even Sekiro?!?!?!?
I_Am_Clockwork: Cool? Do I Ever?
Easilycrazyhat: Let's gooooo
Riiiiiiis: I_Am_Clockwork I am 12 hours ahead of you - it's a good weekend :-D spoilers
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
Easilycrazyhat: Yup XD
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
thraximore: POOP
ahryk: wheelerMonkey
BusTed: frrt
EdIsEverywhere: monke fart
Easilycrazyhat: yyuuup
thraximore: sure is
Juliamon: That's poo
EdIsEverywhere: monke poo
letfireraindown: Yeah, watch out for the literal shit
WanderingOmen: it most certainly pooed on you
iridium_alchemist: AND farted on you
Renekfun: wheelerMonkey best boss
thraximore: huh, never thought to try firecrackers on this madlad
Riiiiiiis: so this is dark souls?
Easilycrazyhat: He's got some big ones.
Riiiiiiis: --ish
Juliamon: it's not fromsoft without some poo
I_Am_Clockwork: stab him in the aaaaassss
letfireraindown: You are so much better at this game than I am
dukeofbread: he makes good pancakes
dukeofbread: telegrab
DiscordianTokkan: I'm more surprised at the sudden VOLUME of crap it can make
ArkhamArchivist: what's with the command grabs
SplendidJank: he dunks people, you. cause you're there
I_Am_Clockwork: that monke is full of shit, it seems
EdIsEverywhere: The monkey is full of s**t
thraximore: just, brimming with poop
Max_Mckayful: Ragavan beating ninjas? Yep, don't bring Pauper decks to Modern tourneys kids
I_Am_Clockwork: that grab comes out quick O.o
nudibranch_art: I think he stun locks with the firecracker?
SplendidJank: monkey grabs poop then grabs you, doesn't wash his hands first, rude
neylok7575: Is there no FNPF or am I misremembering how Kogla works?
Juliamon: neylok7575 Not tonight
iridium_alchemist: To be fair to this monkey, I would also be quite upset if I had a giant sword stuck through my neck.
Juliamon: ~lasttweet fnpf
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I_Am_Clockwork: this may be a dumb question, but can you parry the poop?
dukeofbread: so close
ardenGnome: Yes the poop is parryable, but you will still get the poison effect from the fart
dukeofbread: this is the poop no evil monkey
ArkhamArchivist: Cool Kogla deck
MurphEP: @ardenGnome I want this sentence on a tshirt
letfireraindown: my tongue is holding
EdIsEverywhere: Yeah, I wanna see your reaction to the second phase...
Meckromac: Spoil-no-evil
DeM0nFiRe: Says no spoilers, spoils that he will be right back 🤔
Max_Mckayful: No spoilers? Huzzah, MtG finally giving us a break!
Juliamon: *he* gets to spoil, chat does not
DeM0nFiRe: Also is twitch doing a weird giant emote thing for everyone else
Juliamon: That sounds like a glitch
Meckromac: nyet comrade, is just you.
DiscordianTokkan: @DeM0nFiRe If you mean your recent in-line one, I only see the tiny one
1y1e: i've seen it on another stream, not experienced myself
EdIsEverywhere: @Juliamon Are you calling chat spoiled?
Meckromac: Make sure to eat the mochi. What do I mean? I would not know but mochi is super tasty.
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMonkey
dukeofbread: the monkey is weak to spoilers
Meckromac: I am being so silent because it is going so well
Easilycrazyhat: Oh damn, you got him
EdIsEverywhere: Noice
niccus: rip big ook
Meckromac: Nice
Renekfun: ez w
Easilycrazyhat: Round 2 BABEEEE
DiscordianTokkan: FUCK
dukeofbread: first phase was tutorial
blip2004: Terror
Easilycrazyhat: BAD
thraximore: umbraS
Meckromac: Death
Aarek: terror
EdIsEverywhere: Terror
thraximore: that was CLOSE
Vyous: Terror (death)
niccus: you saw it before! it bad
blip2004: it kills you
spleenlord: kills you
letfireraindown: terror kills
Aarek: you die when its full
thraximore: it KILLS you
EdIsEverywhere: You want pacifying
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, right, like the invisimonkies
Easilycrazyhat: bar is B A D
Meckromac: Monkey became... an eel?
thraximore: you gave him a sword, big mistake
DeM0nFiRe: "I have no head and I must scream"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh GOD. you took the sword out of it's neck and now it's using it.
Easilycrazyhat: Headless Monkey is a cool fight.
EdIsEverywhere: Headless Monke
thraximore: try pyromancy
dukeofbread: this boss forced me to stop playing dark souls and play sekiro
niccus: at least there aren't grabbies
Meckromac: I have to say that the way it is moving is very... freakish. The way the sword decides the movement and the body hanging on a string. Very much, nope material
Easilycrazyhat: @Meckromac I love it.
Alex_Frostfire: Well, uh! This looks cursed.
thraximore: He moves so daintily in this phase :D
niccus: is there any particular reason he's holding his head or is that going to be plot
EdIsEverywhere: Like it's being pulled like a puppet
EdIsEverywhere: @niccus because we cut it off?
thraximore: @EdIsEverywhere you'll see why
DiscordianTokkan: Oh GOD that's creepy and I love it. That worming along the ground
dukeofbread: I'll be very impressed if you beat this boss ds style
Meckromac: I think that is my least favorite move, the worm
Meckromac: It sends chills straight down my back
thraximore: you're doing extremely well
Dandinstorm12: Don't worry folks
Dandinstorm12: he's got it
1y1e: very gettable
Easilycrazyhat: - said every Dark Souls player ever, always
EdIsEverywhere: There's a secret 12th phase
Meckromac: I think chat is busy disgussing the creep factor of mister universe down there
thraximore: It's reallllllly good
Renekfun: wait since you died in the second phase is wheelerMonkey going to reattach his head?
objectivefailure: Coming soon to the Disney Channel, "That's so Voldo"
EdIsEverywhere: @Renekfun Yup. To it's butt.
ArkhamArchivist: One of those bosses you want to not have to fight so you can just watch em for a bit
Easilycrazyhat: The fucking poop missile XD
Meckromac: poop burns well, huh.
Dandinstorm12: yes
thraximore: When I beat this guy, I was parrying the whole time. No wonder he was so hard for me in comparison LUL
dukeofbread: I dodge in phase 1 parry in phase 2
Meckromac: I did not play this game so I recommend igniting the poop.
Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
EdIsEverywhere: Did you waste your emblems? :D
nudibranch_art: Easy to be greedy because this fight is so fun
dukeofbread: have some moar
dukeofbread: two servings of poop that sucks
1y1e: justified
DiscordianTokkan: This guardian ape needs more fibre in its diet
SplendidJank: I like just sprinting around like a mad man for this fight, and every other fight too
thraximore: Does Sekiro have limb breakage the way Bloodborne does?
Meckromac: Seems that way.
Meckromac: At least in the other form it is a strong agree
BusTed: Nice.
thraximore: nice joke
Easilycrazyhat: I love the little tantrum it throws sometimes, hah
dukeofbread: donkey kong is mad
Easilycrazyhat: Oh dang, I never noticed it's crazy long nails on its feet.
Meckromac: time for creepy wiggle phase
KeytarCat: wigglewiggle
thraximore: I was a little confused
thraximore: LUL
Meckromac: No Ben! You forgot that I forgot about the debuff aswell!
Dandinstorm12: So Wheeler on a scale of 1 to Champions of Kamigaw, how cool is this boss?
Easilycrazyhat: Just straight up scared to death
Meckromac: oooooooooh
thraximore: @Easilycrazyhat I wonder if it's a flawed translation of something like "sanity loss"
Meckromac: the monkey puts his head back on to do the scream
Dandinstorm12: so Champions of Kamigawa good?
Meckromac: That is a cool detail.
Easilycrazyhat: It's a damn cool boss
Aarek: headless monke is a good boss
Dandinstorm12: ok
dukeofbread: Orphan of Kos
Dandinstorm12: don't forget to go left
thraximore: I like Orphan better personally, but Ben hasn't beat BB yet
Meckromac: right, shopping for firecrackers?
Dandinstorm12: !advice
LRRbot: Jam-alam some ding-dongs.
Meckromac: Should we, will we?
dukeofbread: Gael is awesome
Meckromac: Bad time to be itching
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BusTed: seabatHITBOX
dukeofbread: blame the ancient shinobi technique of ichinose
Alex_Frostfire: That was... certainly a hitbox.
Meckromac: The monkey made your moustache itch
Meckromac: wall.
DiscordianTokkan: Camera is true endboss
Easilycrazyhat: There should be an "Owned by Camera" counter
Meckromac: Sudden interests happen in odd places.
dukeofbread: this ape scalps video cards,
CommiePuddin: ook ook union is not pleased with you, Mr. Wheeler
Meckromac: But I somehow want to know if that monkey is actually a legend/mythical creature
dukeofbread: we dodge all the grabs now
dukeofbread: spoke too soon
dukeofbread: I've never seen that
Easilycrazyhat: Fucking annihilated.
niccus: dunked
EdIsEverywhere: pooped
ContingentCat: oh wow what a grumpy lad
EdIsEverywhere: Monke fights dirty
dukeofbread: slam dunk
dukeofbread: it's worth the burn
KeytarCat: I heard "to hell with college" and mood
Meckromac: Seems like this monkey has no mythical background or such
Meckromac: Heeey, nice!
Meckromac: You seem like the kinda guy that could use some confetti.
ContingentCat: Is dropping out of collage a thing all Bens do?
KeytarCat: I have a counter example, but he doesn't go here
Easilycrazyhat: Dead monkey don't care
ArkhamArchivist: Slash Monkey. Big Chunky Monkey.
iridium_alchemist: Turns out, without a head, you just stop feeling pain.
Lithobraker: Hi all, how goes the monkey massacring?
niccus: to be honest the monkey has been doing most of the killing
Meckromac: Why does the monkey sound like my stomach when I am hungry?
dukeofbread: there was an epic poop slam dunk kill at one point
Meckromac: The more I find out about the second phase the more I dislike/like it.
Lithobraker: Oh hey, it's furious Rajang!
Juliamon: AAYYYYY
dukeofbread: get rekt
DiscordianTokkan: HELL YEAH
Meckromac: ew
Meckromac: Ew
iridium_alchemist: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
thraximore: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
EdIsEverywhere: Phase 3?
Juliamon: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Meckromac: We did it!
nudibranch_art: benginHeck benginYe
Easilycrazyhat: Damn, you did it without a single parry XD
iridium_alchemist: right on the 3hr mark too
objectivefailure: It was bugs, it was always bugs.
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap FBtouchdown wheelerMonkey
Easilycrazyhat: ;p
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Meckromac: Well done -claps-
dukeofbread: never seen anyone no-parry this boss, congrats
DiscordianTokkan: Actual physical deck cutting!
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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DiscordianTokkan: It's Art
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Phailhammer: cya :)
DiscordianTokkan: Byeee!
ContingentCat: thanks Wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good evening, everyone!
ContingentCat: g'night Wheeler lrrHEART