beowuuf: You ever make the mistake of looking on facebook, then the even bigger mistake of double checking the 'recommended for you' posts? This feels like an onion advert
benjamin_wheeler: getting rid of Facebook was one of the best decisions I've made in recent years
Didero: Nothing good can come from going to Facebook
Didero: Good morning Wheeler!
TehAmelie: that's like free advertising for Can't Draw Horses Club
benjamin_wheeler: morning gang
TehAmelie: ahoy
beowuuf: i was almost out, i just checked for a couple of friends once in a while, then against my advice my mother joined it so now i keep having to check it :(
beowuuf: also sergeHi
Didero: Or just tell your mom you're not on Facebook because it's a hellsite :p
Didero: !next
CAKHost: Hello, chat and Ben!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (11s ago).
Didero: Aw, I was very close
CAKHost: So close!
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: I mean that was my reasons I gave her for not going on.. then sudden;y she mentioned she was on it :p
CAKHost: Hi @TXC2 !
thraximore: 'suh
thraximore: lrrSIG
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
EkstraLangeDruer: woop woop
Pengu92: How's it going chat
Leonhart321: Caught up with the VOD earlier. I see we have met and dealt with monkeys
benjamin_wheeler: honestly starting the day w/ a souls game is a great jump start
EkstraLangeDruer: @Leonhart321 for now...
benjamin_wheeler: like, coffee + shower + souls is the ideal combination for being productive
Solid_Fuel: lrrSIG lrrSIG
accountmadeforants: Just managed to catch up to this morning's stream, too. I am prepared for Sekiro (the artist formerly known as Benjamin Wheeler)
Didero: Oh, Ben! I don't know if you still care, but there have been 5 Monkey Island games: Secret Of Monkey Island, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, Curse Of Monkey Island, Escape From Monkey Island, and the episodic Tales Of Monkey Island
Didero: I saw the Monkey Island discussion in the VOD and it was hard not to start shouting at my screen :p
CAKHost: For me this morning, it was food and coffee. Oh and making a garland for my Digimon
beowuuf: i feel james does this too, except substituting souls with diet souls (ie minecraft) due it being 7am :p
CAKHost: and Tamagotchi
EkstraLangeDruer: well thne we know where we'll next see Wheeler on Play it Forward
TehAmelie: i haven't been able to play Dark Souls for like 3 days. gonna have to turn my computer off and on again at some point lrrAWW
Didero: The Monkey Island games are important to me :)
CAKHost: Cuz they are on it too because I figured why not
TehAmelie: but, time to vicariously enjoy some soulslike
benjamin_wheeler: @TehAmelie my condolences
beowuuf: I don't own a controller and am bad at games/using controller, so basically i stopped at the asylum demon on keyboard on DS1 :( shame, i really like the game, but... control so difficult on keyboard
4 raiders from edgeyberzerker have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders
beowuuf: sergeHi hey raiders, good timing
edgeyberzerker: Howdy!
benjamin_wheeler: I finally beat Friede on NG+5 on my faith/dex toon
TehAmelie: hee, i'm almost at the point of playing with mouse and keyboard
TXC2: beowuuf the trick is the map the camera to the num pad
ttkblazer97: isn't it time for the ppr?
benjamin_wheeler: but it also took 2 hours and ended up with me not falling asleep until like 1
TXC2: ttkblazer97 that's tomorrow
ttkblazer97: ah, i see. thought it was today
beowuuf: huh, thanks. may go back to it at some point and see if i can do better
Leonhart321: I've kinda hit a stonewall in gaming at the moment. There's nothing I want to take time out of my day to jam to and writing the DnD campaign is a bit hard ATM when the words and story building don't want to come
CAKHost: I need to play the Fromsoft games I have been collecting...
TXC2: Leonhart321 i share your pain
beowuuf: watching games instead is good especially if it gives you story ideas
Didero: I finished Psychonauts 2 a few days ago and now I'm not sure what to play
CAKHost: Though I also keep remember I didn't finish playing King's Field 2 when I really wanted to :\
benjamin_wheeler: @CAKHost oh god
beowuuf: what is it they say, good artists borrow, DMs steal everything not nailed down and barely put a new coat of paint on it?
TXC2: here we GO!
Traion: Hey Chat, how far did we get yesterday?
TehAmelie: i'm currently writing the most awkward scene possible. yay for distractions
Didero: That is a good mug
beowuuf: good morning non-chat wheeler :)
dumpsterfire: that's a good mug
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
Leonhart321: Yeah, I'm hoping that watching Wheeler on his Sekiro playthrough my kick my brain back into a creative gear soon
EkstraLangeDruer: Well this is a good start
beowuuf: perfect start, 10/10, new bar set
Traion: I love the Coco please in marker on the mug
accountmadeforants: Switch the booth cam with the snowman cam, no hair to mess up, no glasses to fog up, and no skin to get red.
Didero: I've seen a Canadian dude play it, seems easy Kappa
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2673 patrons for a total of $19,793.41 per month.
TehAmelie: you're going to have to finish new game+ to make the shadows really die huh
Traion: It is an incredible game
beowuuf: smooooth
TXC2: that segue
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Hey. You! Wanna watch @BWheelerMTG play Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward? | Click here if yes. | Click here if no. | Otherwise turn to page 246 of the nearest book to discover your fate. 📷 ||
PixelArtDragon: "It's thanks to your support" i.e. it's our fault for all this
EkstraLangeDruer: Sekiro is my favourite soulsbornekiroring, tho i haven't played bloodborne
TXC2: Wheelie breakers is Art: Change my mind Kappa
Traion: Wheelie Breakers 2? The legends were true!
beowuuf: basically what you're saying is that there will be some form of machete tarp game to decide who PiF's eldren ring?
accountmadeforants: "Guy who has only played some of the Greatest Games of All Time: Getting a lot of 'Greatest Game of All Time' vibes from this..."
futurekayla0: watching wheeler while watching wheeler.
Phaers: sekiro seriously slaps
CAKHost: Mostly because I really wanted to make a a craft project out of the Key of Ichrius because I loved the look of it in the game
beowuuf: in person at the ppr tomorrow!
Didero: I frequently think "Ben,what are you talking about?", yeah
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Innistrad Midnight Hunt PPR will be on 12 September 2021! More information:
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
SanoojBelmont: The subtitle "Shadows Die Twice", I would really like to say it in Hanzo Hattori's (of Samurai Warriors 1 fame) voice. jiggehKaz
Leonhart321: Right up in the meatspace, in a socially acceptable fashion
beowuuf: isolated pods for who plays who apparently
Traion: @beowuuf I guess Wheeler will and Adam would be homestreaming it
accountmadeforants: Meatspace in a Dangerous Proximity
TXC2: hunt/Counterhunt better be the subtitle
beowuuf: @Traion i was assuming it's a ps5 exclusive or something so only playable at the moonbase :p
TehAmelie: if i remember Kill Bill correctly, there was a whole dynasty of characters named Hattori Hanzo in the movies
SanoojBelmont: Shinobi Souls?
accountmadeforants: *points* "monke"
TXC2: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
Traion: So Ben now that you've defeated the centipede claw crawly bois: Wanna know about the technique you were supposed to magically know about somehow for that one house and not use it ever again?
beowuuf: on fire with the segways today
Solid_Fuel: Hey, you! No icecream for backseat gamers!
Didero: Luckily for you, I don't know anything!
SanoojBelmont: I know almost nothing about this game, never played it, you can count on me.
beowuuf: touch some grass
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GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Try pyromancy
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox! (Today's storm count: 2)
Leonhart321: Or "Faith Build are the new meta"
jibkat: Is grass code for the pots?
PixelArtDragon: Try left pyromancy
TXC2: touch grass is the new go live in the forest
jibkat: The old maryjane?
TXC2: jibkat nope, it means go outside
S0NICW0LF: Hi All. Um I mean no offence but there some new faces in the LRR crew
Pengu92: It's like Dora the Explorer, for gamers!
beowuuf: take a break from the old keyboard and go get some fresh air, touch the grass underfoot, let the sunlight warm your face
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !advice
LRRbot: Flunge!
Traion: Ben Wheeler? Doing something out of spite? Unheard off!
Leonhart321: You proved otherwise, quite emphatically so
shurtal: big bad monkey fight completed?
Didero: Can I ask a possibly dumb question? What are the three circles above the healthbar?
beowuuf: ah, the alex steacy contrary position method of dealing with demands.
Traion: @didero revive charges
Leonhart321: @Didero Times you can ressurect
accountmadeforants: Sekiro now dies thrice, definitively making him not a shadow
Didero: That's what I thought, but I've seen him only revive once
TXC2: "the dumb question is the one you don't ask"
Leonhart321: I dunno, the man in the jar conundrum is a pretty dumb question
EkstraLangeDruer: @Didero there's a kill-based cooldown on tit as well
beowuuf: yup, clearly you let them out
Traion: @didero the two leaf ones we charge by murdering people, the flower one recharges by resting at an idol. Once you revive you need to get a deathblow to revive again and the game indicates it by putting a black slash through them until you do
Didero: @Didero Oh, so it doesn't always all reset when you fully die?
beowuuf: !quote 246
LRRbot: Quote #246: "I don't really care about my testicles *that* much." —James [2015-05-07]
Didero: @Traion Oh, that makes sense! Thanks for explaining!
beowuuf: i chose the wrong book page to turn to :(
Traion: Can't have a From game without a poison swamp
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote poison
LRRbot: Quote #7297: "Maybe they won't poison me if I stay poisoned." —Cori [2020-10-21]
EkstraLangeDruer: A poison swamp? Who would have seen THAT coming?
TXC2: lrrbot on point with that quote
Leonhart321: Question chat, did Wheeler explore the cave after the boss?
S0NICW0LF: Cheer500 Hello handsome sir. I've been away from LRR streams for a year. Cameron and Alex were the last two i saw playing souls games
beowuuf: lol, it's a valid strategy to try :p
Traion: After Elden Ring we'll get Swamplor: Realm of Poison Swamps as the next game
objectivefailure: medium monke
Pengu92: This one has 2 swords!
TXC2: this is a baboon with two swords
senkesword: he's got TWO swords
accountmadeforants: Secret third phase of the Guardian Ape MiniK
Didero: Ok, see, now ALL those circles are crossed out!
senkesword: he can stab both of your lives at the same time
shurtal: he's reading your every move!
EkstraLangeDruer: Monkey business!
Leonhart321: Two swords means double damage
Traion: Two swords > 1 sword
beowuuf: the real boss was the baboon with two swords
Didero: So he only got to die twice, and not thrice like you'd think
Solid_Fuel: excelent demonstration of the revive system :D
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: two swords - monkeys stab twice
TXC2: we need that comic book page, but instead of gun, it's two swords
kristian_fischer: The sun is in your eyes?
Leonhart321: There's glare on the screen?
kristian_fischer: Hi all.
Traion: @didero yes if he kills an enemy the cross out bar goes away and revives are on again
beowuuf: "stab stab stab stab" "It's got two swords!" "what's that monkey holding?"
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
Didero: @Traion But then he still only revived once, didn't he?
accountmadeforants: Now, Wheeler, would you like to show chat how to beat that monkey? To help us out?
Leonhart321: You misled us? You betrayed our trust?
Phaers: did he get flower yet ?
seanmrwick: hi wheeler, first time seeing you here. how's the game going
beowuuf: this is a house of lies? i guess it needed a home this week due to a lack of rhythm cafe
accountmadeforants: Thanks!
TXC2: why is the baboon in thong?
beowuuf: @TXC2 no one can tell it not to be, it has TWO SWORDS
Fanklok: If it wasn't in a thong it'd be indecent
kristian_fischer: @TXC2 Do you want a naked baboon?
accountmadeforants: I'll spend a dollar on pyrotechnics. Gotta look good.
objectivefailure: Training the monke in the way of the sword also taught it shame
Didero: Oh wait, I think I understand, you can't just revive thrice in a row, but you can reset it by fighting
kristian_fischer: I think naked baboons are against Twitch TOS.
beowuuf: lol
KidAmn: let the baboon hang dong, FromSoft
TXC2: thanks chat :p
kristian_fischer: "You see, Bob Sekiro is broke, shopkeep."
S0NICW0LF: Chat, does anyone want to fill me in? I don't know who this is and what category of streams they do.
beowuuf: there are, after all, no dumb questions but absolutely a range of dumb answers :p
Traion: @didero yes the charges are used up in order, so he'd loose his flower charge so he can't get that back without resting and respawning everyone. The cross out is mostly relevant in boss fights as every deathblow you get on the boss unlocks revives again allowing you multiple revives per boss
TXC2: S0NICW0LF this is Ben Wheeler, they're the host of the "is this your card?" stream
Didero: It's more 'spent' than 'wasted'
DarkAbyssKeeper: Page 246 of What If? tells me that the record for a hand fired bow is about a kilometer and barely resembled a normal bow. WTF Wheeler?
RayFK: Yes because "PPR" explains so much
accountmadeforants: And his own stream over at @benjamin_wheeler !
TXC2: hello RayFK
Traion: You did a dice friends once
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Innistrad Midnight Hunt PPR will be on 12 September 2021! More information:
Juliamon: If someone doesn't know what the PPR is they have bigger issues
seanmrwick: I forgot about dice friends
RayFK: Except against you in Magic
DarkAbyssKeeper: Why you measure that in Rounds, Jordan?
Leonhart321: 1 point to Jordan, which puts the score 16,432,495 to 14 against
beowuuf: @S0NICW0LF if you've watched any old ttc, etc back in the day you've probably seen ben maybe without realising :) he's now been assimilated in to the lrr fold :D
Didero: What's Magic? Kappa
beowuuf gifted a Tier 1 sub to Didero!
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Traion: A merchant that sells you a recharging anti poison gourd, what could that mean? Kappa
beowuuf: friendship? :p
Didero: :O Thanks!!
beowuuf: np! i would swear you had an arrow earlier!
senkesword: you fell for the monkey trap
Traion: I adore this area. Monkey-sensei teaching the other monkeys how to fight
Fanklok: Wait why does that monkey havea sword
beowuuf: @Fanklok count again
Leonhart321: @Fanklok Because it can use a gun
Traion: @fanklok because the other monkeys took all the guns
dumpsterfire: killer monke strikes again
Leonhart321: Can't
Solid_Fuel: why does the monkey know how to sword?
Pengu92: These monkeys are both so cool and also immensely terrifying
beowuuf: yeah, you died once to each sword. *now* we're good
Fanklok: Swords aren't very complicated to use
NightValien28: Fanklok to defend himself
CAKHost: Because while you were "aw monkey! :D", they were studying the blade?
Didero: These don't look like normal monkeys to me
beowuuf: monkeys could always use swords, just they took a sacred vow to never take them up again after The War
DarkAbyssKeeper: If man can play videogame, monkey can swing sword.
TXC2: indeed, these are normal monkeys, for 1, they're apes Kappa
beowuuf: first sword, then banana
Fanklok: Did I miss big monkey?
Solid_Fuel: polar monkey?
TXC2: Fanklok sadly yes
EkstraLangeDruer: Have you never heard of the famous Japanese Katana Monkey?
Traion: These are old monkeys, they are monkey sages :p
Didero: @Fanklok Ben beat Big Monkey at the end of last stream
beowuuf: @Fanklok fraid so
Didero: @Fanklok Check roughly the last half hour of yesterday's VOD if you want to watch the fight
S0NICW0LF: Cheer500 Hello Wheeler , I didn't mean to come across as rude. I don't watch LRR's MTG content so I guess I might not seen you before. My abrasive first impression aside I'm sure you know that you are embraced by a loving community ♡
Phaers: did you get flower ?
Didero: As long as you don't tell Ben to use pyromancy, everything is fine :p
Fanklok: This is a parrymancy household
Traion: The only thing you can get upset about is people not knowing who Mulder is. She is so handsome everyone should know her
TXC2: "is this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics"
beowuuf: i really love that old law drama Perry Mancy
Didero: This cave reminds me of that cave with the invincible dude that made you walk really slow, so now I'm scared
Pengu92: Didn't someone try to sell you on Gladiator after you were on TTC explaining Gladiator?
Didero: suddenly, lightsaber
Traion: It does make your sword look very pretty
Grusommegeir: That looks sick
beowuuf: LMAO
TXC2: we've become Psylock
Phaers: i wasnt aware you could fight those XD
TXC2: if not invented, popularised
klooswep: Have you ever worked with Loading Ready Run? I think you'd fit in well with those guys Kappa
Grusommegeir: oh no
Juliamon: Hello there
offbeatwitch: we found the snake
DarkAbyssKeeper: Have you ever heard of a card game called "Magic the gathering"? I think it would be your kind of jam. Kappa
Traion: Should I inform you when and where you can buy infinite amounts of confetti so you can have a pretty sword forever?
beowuuf: it's a form of compliment, it's being played well outside the original circle and they enjoyed it so much they wanted to recommend it outside of their normal circle :)
objectivefailure: Yeah, piss off ghost!
PixelArtDragon: If we're fighting a shadow, do we need to kill it twice?
TehAmelie: pls no wakey wakey snakey?
Fanklok: The snake is probably just pretending to not see you while it finished the horsedwarves for you
beowuuf: can we find any ladders around here?
senkesword: do you have a favorite combat art/ninjutsu so far? I recently replayed the game and found myself not using them too much
Traion: Is bloodsmoke our only ninjustsu still?
fjordsword: Not today Snake-tan
Pengu92: Snake sleeping like a very very long log
EkstraLangeDruer: I've completed this game 5 times and I don't think I've ever found that magnetite
Juliamon: Traion We got the puppet one
beowuuf: ah, this is the mash up of They Live and It Follows
ifritleviathan: you fell of teh level
offbeatwitch: lmao
Traion: @juliamon ty
TXC2: what did we do?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't talk about Bite Club.
TXC2: oh shit, who talked?!
Didero: Very slippery snake?
objectivefailure: Snake too smooth
beowuuf: Fangs lrrbot
Traion: @senkesword Ichimonji is a very good one because it heals a lot of posture damage when you use it
Fanklok: A well oiled snake
DarkAbyssKeeper: Snake is lubed?
TXC2: it''s called slime chat
TXC2: the snake is slimy
Pengu92: Very sick geckos. Like literally
seanmrwick: please tell me this isn't sponsored by Geico
senkesword: @Traion Thats fair, usually my answer to healing posture was just to run away lol.
Grusommegeir: snakey wakey?
Fanklok: You did
Didero: @TXC2 There's no reason to start insulting the snake, especially a lubed-up one
dumpsterfire: you poked it
Tom_Bruise: lesson learned; don't slice the snake
beowuuf: slime is actually bat guano and gecko faeces smushed down in to a fine pulp by constant snake movment. Thank you for joining slime chat
CAKHost: Did you kill a baby geko?
Didero: simply stab the ghost
Traion: Ben since I haven't watched most of last night: is there a reason you are using pellets over rice?
CAKHost: D:
seanmrwick: this is more like 15 minutes of Whoop***, wheeler
Didero: Didn't you give your rice to that old lady?
vegetalss4: Slime implies it's natural rather than being something someone deliberately put on the snake
Traion: She gives you a hint on how to get the best ending
beowuuf: is snake ghosting by watchign the stream?
beowuuf: all things are possible in an infinit universe
TXC2: "he did not, in fact, make that jump"
KodeMage: doubt
EkstraLangeDruer: Narrator: Ben could not, in fact, make that jump.
Didero: Sekiro Falls Twice
Solid_Fuel: james? sis that you?
TXC2: !findquote ok
LRRbot: Quote #7753: "'Cori are you ok?' 'No, never.'" —Az and Cori [2021-08-30]
Didero: jlrrFall
beowuuf: look, we get it, chat is so slow you need to do this a few times to teach us we can't make the jump, we get it
Tom_Bruise: gotta give this snake cave a salty runback
sir_slothing: man this section gave me so much anxiety its great
seanmrwick: so Sekiro is not just about slashing samurai, right? Sekiro is basically killing demons and bad samurai or something, right?
Traion: I think the Divine Child said she'll give you more rice when you've eaten yours
beowuuf: brands are important
TXC2: it's a word
beowuuf: go for the 2 for 1 and make sure you fall due to being off by one
Didero: this is very yolo, but at least it's on fleek
Fanklok: Uhmm it's bloodSMOKE not bloodmist
beowuuf: poggers, fetch me my doggers
Traion: @seanmrwick at first we are on a mission to save our Lord ( a child named Kuro) from some samurai. Now we are helping Kuro "sever the ties of immortality"
Didero: Same hole!
offbeatwitch: fell down a hole
seanmrwick: @Traion I see. So we are basically helping a Samurai Lord from bad things that want to kill us
kristian_fischer: "It's okay!" :falls to his death:
seanmrwick: lrrFINE
Fanklok: Ben Mine O'clock is Tuesday not saturday
beowuuf: look, if at first you don't succeed, try, try another game Kappa
Didero: So turns out angering the giant snake might have been a bad idea?
thraximore: LUL
offbeatwitch: that hole is deadly
kristian_fischer: Don't poke the bear, don't stab the gigantic snake.
Leonhart321: jlrrFall
NightValien28: gecko fight gecko fight
Phaers: holey mole-e
seanmrwick: talk about a "holey fall"
TXC2: "gentlemen, the plan is foolproof, we simple die enough times to fill in the hole."
kristian_fischer: Can you imagine the smell in here?
Mattmitchell45: Givem the ole snake shake
beowuuf: @TXC2 we'll use the "bird and the mountain" method of defeating the gigantic snake
kristian_fischer: Sulphur and reptile dung.
Didero: He's learning!
kristian_fischer: You ever just... think about holes?
Mangledpixel: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
beowuuf: !hole
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
thraximore: Crossover with James's stream LUL
Traion: @seanmrwick nope Kuro is the Divine Heir of the Dragon's Heritage. He has the ability to make people immortal (I.e. us) and is probably immortal as well. He has looked at all the horrible things people are doing to get this immortality for themselves and wants to remove its corrupting influence from the world. Our constant reviving for example is spreading a disease called Dragonrot that is caused by us draining the life force of others to revive
TXC2: Examining holes sounds like a crapshot idea to me
andreagustafson: Ah, we're examining holes today. Fantastic. :D
kristian_fischer: Never signifies something horrible.
beowuuf: did wew miss a gecko back under the snake?
Traion: Rip the 100% gecko run @beowuuf Kappa
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: It's good or bad. Of course, it could also be neutral.
offbeatwitch: LMAO
kristian_fischer: You were saying, Wheels?
beowuuf: @Traion wasn't quite sure why we were attacking then :D
senkesword: this cave has been ROUGH lol
kristian_fischer: Peekaboo! Snakeaboo!
Traion: I smell a Hey Chat in our future
Didero: Stabbing it in the eye didn't seem to hurt it too much last time
Fanklok: Did the snake shave
EkstraLangeDruer: Doo bad you can't revive three times
EkstraLangeDruer: *too
chefryto90: i think the snecko got angy Kappa
Solid_Fuel: i wonder what that big snake eats.. it must have a huge diet right?
kristian_fischer: Bob Sekiro wishes he was back to Baboons in thongs.
TXC2: Solid_Fuel presumably huge rats
Traion: @solid_fuel monkeys and human sacrifices
Tom_Bruise: "Sir, I cannot go back there again. Send me back to the giant apes with swords in their necks, please"
Didero: Maybe that's why it's so persistent: It's hungry. Poor snake
Solid_Fuel: lol
beowuuf: the people who run away from the sword baboons?
Pengu92: Could it be a resistance thing and not a full cure?
Solid_Fuel: oh. so can wheeler swallow the posion and sacrefice himself to kill it?
beowuuf: lol, get poisoned, get eaten, win the pyrric victory while being digested in snake belly :p
thraximore: sounds like a plan :)
Didero: What bonuses do you get from deathblows? Just some healing?
PixelArtDragon: The true boss of any FromSoft game: the camera
Traion: @beowuuf nah there is some lore that young women are selected as "brides of the snake god" aka food
Tom_Bruise: "Sekiro, we talked about this; don't slice the snake, you're only pissing it off"
Solid_Fuel: jlrrFall
Fanklok: I've heard of Champion Crasher Wake, but Thraasher Snake is just on another level
kristian_fischer: Side note, I just found out Midnight Hunt drops on Arena next week. I thought it wasn't until the 24th. NEAT!
TehAmelie: i want to be able to turn the snake into salami, is that so much?
beowuuf: @Traion maybe the snake actually marries them, maybe they are just having fun playing chess or something closeby
Traion: Contact medicine instantly poisons you with a super weak poison if you want to get poisoned
kristian_fischer: Ben "Snake Agitator" Wheeler.
beowuuf: @kristian_fischer arena release now seems to be ahead of paper, which is the 24th :)
kristian_fischer: Ah
thraximore: I love your resourcefulness wheelerMonkey
Traion: Ben before you Hey Chat how about asking the old lady for a hint?
kristian_fischer: Those geckos are just blood balloons. One stab and they explode.
beowuuf: snake is big fan, never misses a single stream
Didero: I don't know if the lights in the distance to the left of that pillar are a hint or a trap
Solid_Fuel: maybe try the diplomacy route? have you tried striking a convercation with the snake?
offbeatwitch: nom!
kristian_fischer: Jump right down its esophagus!
beowuuf: snake is striking enough for both :p
TXC2: snake only know kill
Didero: The benefit of having no money is that you don't have to worry about losing it on death
beowuuf: *forehead*
Fanklok: What does a snake that size even eat
thraximore: oh they'll be upset regardless
PixelArtDragon: @Fanklok Us?
TXC2: Fanklok R.O.U.Ss
Traion: Clearly you should just summon Solaire to help you Ben
Solid_Fuel: thats what i told the bank!
nightsreach: @Fanklok from what the cave shows, "offerings"
beowuuf: shad-no :p
thraximore: but you can definitely spend money that's not yours
Tom_Bruise: see, the snake killed you, AND there were spikes on the bottom for your corpse to get impaled on
Traion: Weird how they made a quick run back to the point were you can die repeatedly
beowuuf: in terms of "boss" rushes, this is pretty forgiving
offbeatwitch: bonk
thraximore: stuck on a Geico
EkstraLangeDruer: Jump straight down the ledge next to snek's head (the one with a grapple point), climb up to platform with monkey, use puppeteer ninjutsu on monkey. Snek is now distracted.
Traion: The old lady's hint might be all you need
Didero: why would jumpt back in front of the snake? :p
nightsreach: talk to the lady
KodeMage: "find out"?
beowuuf: i was going to make a clip of the 'i got clipped' but 'eh'
Tom_Bruise: I think the designers intended for the player to use pyromancy
Phaers: that was intended
Didero: Have you tried pyromancy?
thraximore: go left
beowuuf: talk to the old lady is going to become the new try pyromancy
Kirkygirl: good morning!
NightValien28: they intended pyromancy
offbeatwitch: i don't actually know, but i think you can go the left way and generally want to avoid being attacked by the snake
Traion: The old lady gives you a hint if you don't want it Hey Chat again and I'll tell you
TXC2: hello Kirkygirl welcome
nightsreach: i brute forced it like you did, after the hint the lady gives
Didero: Wait, we renamed that to 'parrymancy' two streams ago
Phaers: intended parrymancy*
iridium_alchemist: intent is to "go left" and use ninjutsu
Tom_Bruise: Have you tried Gyromancy, the magecraft involving Greek sandwiches?
thraximore: Nice joke
Leonhart321: You are on the right track, you need to look around more and keep pushing in
EkstraLangeDruer: IMO the hint the lady gives is extremely cryptic and almost useless
Kirkygirl: how is everyone today?
beowuuf: chat? engaging in trollery? Kappa
Didero: Can and will! Kappa
Kirkygirl: sometime
iridium_alchemist: For real, that is not a troll
TXC2: guess who can hit twice Kappa
Tom_Bruise: "Who can die twice? You." - Snake, probably
dumpsterfire: big snake: can chomp twice
Kirkygirl: someone please, please clip that.
PixelArtDragon: "Guess who can kill twice? ME!" --the snake, probably
Leonhart321: Guess who can die twice? Snake: "Bet"
Pengu92: That was pretty close!
senkesword: I'm very curious to see if this is even possible without the secret method
accountmadeforants: You'll just have to do splits manually, like a regular old gymnast
Traion: Re the Hey Chat want the actual answer for the intended thing now?
Didero: is it still called speedRUNNING if your feet don't touch the ground?
Gooseblast: wheelerY wheelerH Howdy
thraximore: @senkesword I'm sure it is, and if anyone can do it it's Ben
PixelArtDragon: Does agitating the snake actually do anything?
accountmadeforants: Good thing MagicalAttackGecko isn't here to see this.
Didero: damage boosting!
sir_slothing: ayeeeee
Gooseblast: Pro gamer PogChamp
senkesword: ayy, it is possible!
accountmadeforants: lrrHERE
Didero: what was the item we did all of this for?
beowuuf: retire champ
offbeatwitch: just as god intended
thraximore: wow
Phaers: not intentional but worked
nightsreach: stab it a few times
iridium_alchemist: go up
Pengu92: wheelerPog
Traion: Okay the intended method: If you puppet ninjutsu the monkey it distracts the snake and you can walk in
NightValien28: now pyromancy
Didero: Or use the homeward bone? :p
Phaers: theres a back exit
Tom_Bruise: "Yeah! I did it!... Why did I do it, and what did I just pick up?
thraximore: I like your way better LUL
beowuuf: LMAO
EkstraLangeDruer: Kappa
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niccus: are you winning
thraximore: hahaha
nightsreach: i'm sorry
nightsreach: i thought you'd dodge
Didero: And it wasn't a pellet, it was some sort of viscera
nightsreach: XD
beowuuf: snake just hip bumped you to death
Phaers: did he get flower ?
offbeatwitch: snake gave you a lil lovetap
offbeatwitch: and you Died
Tom_Bruise: Almost as good as when Adam shot the lake in RE4
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: gunna be a good stream :D
senkesword: this is the best sekiro playthrough i've ever seen lol
vegetalss4: Hey an extra chance to do the puppet thing, or beat it without doing so to prove a point
NightValien28: I like that you listen to us LUL
nightsreach: @iridium_alchemist can you leave that house without the "homeward bone"?
thraximore: I was so impressed and then immediately reminded why wheeler needs to stay grounded
beowuuf: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
EkstraLangeDruer: yes, there's a grapple p high
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
nightsreach: dang, i never saw that
EkstraLangeDruer: I don't think it was ever visible on Ben's screen
nightsreach: sorry, meant in my playthrough
nightsreach: i also thought it wasn't the puppeteer but the fingerwhistle
EkstraLangeDruer: oh, ok. I's a back entrance to the ashina depths, an alternative to jumping down the big hole
thraximore: I remember trying the whistle, does using it on the monkey help?
nightsreach: ohhh, nice, ok
nightsreach: it didn't, so i brute forced it like ben
nightsreach: XD
thraximore: lmao if it works it works
iridium_alchemist: Yeah, I completely missed the exit the first time I got in that hut
EkstraLangeDruer: yeah in my first playthough i also thought it was the whistle, but it does not work
EkstraLangeDruer: the hint is to "make the monkey dance"
TXC2: and we're back
thraximore: right, I remember that hint actually helping
Didero: theodorClap theodorClap theodorClap
thraximore: it made a weird sort of sense
beowuuf: LOL
Didero: jlrrFall
Solid_Fuel: jlrrFall
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: so there is fall damage after all.
sir_slothing: i felt that in my soul
beowuuf: say nothing, move on, chat can pretend we saw nothing :p
thraximore: falling? ok :)
Traion: Don't worry a lot of people have trouble here. Might be the most googled question about the game
senkesword: maybe.. take a second break lol
asthanius: #Gaming
Didero: How do we make a supercut of these falls for the highlight reel? :D
beowuuf: never didn't have it
Solid_Fuel: gamer!
TXC2: he does indeed
Didero: Enough that we have a Falls counter on his home stream
beowuuf: james creates the holes first, *then* falls down them
Solid_Fuel: it might have happened before
thraximore: so I've heard
beowuuf: so manufactured :p
Solid_Fuel: ah! with intention!
EkstraLangeDruer: That's a fair distinction to make
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: So you artificially create a fall?
thraximore: intentionality is important
beowuuf: you're trying the hhgttg flying method, got it
Solid_Fuel: oh! what a gamer!
CAKHost: James only jumps into a hole if he's confident it will get in the high light :P
thraximore: wow!
CAKHost: *highlights
beowuuf: sparklesword!
Didero: Don't answer him, he didn't say 'Hey Chat'!
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote exit
LRRbot: Quote #3874: "My new catchphrase while exiting a stream poop mcbutt poop!" —James [2017-01-17]
beowuuf: is the exit 'death'?
thraximore: lightsaber time umbraEZ
Traion: Look up in the cave part
Phaers: there is
EkstraLangeDruer: Yes, it's far up
EkstraLangeDruer: quite far
Phaers: in the back
Traion: Again not having watched most of yesterday: Does Ben know what the serpent fruit is for?
Didero: Can you look aroundmore easily with that binocular thing?
TXC2: also is there gold in these rocks?
Tom_Bruise: oh we're in Blighttown now...
nightsreach: ohhhhhhhhhh
SwarlonBrando: oh man this was the most infuriating room for me
nightsreach: this is where it comes to
thraximore: looks like no
nightsreach: rofl
Didero: Since there's so many items,I'd assume you haven't been here
MilkInBags: It's 2 PM, it's fine
Traion: This is the backway into an area. The front entrance is more impressive :p
Didero: I'm glad it's evening here, I couldn't handle this level of gaming before lunch
Traion: Does Ben know what the serpent fruit is for yet?
Tom_Bruise: taking the third pill, and Wheeler will enter the Ultra Instinct of gaming
MilkInBags: rocket launchers, sure
Didero: Was Cannon Lady also called' Snake Eyes [something]'?
beowuuf: more like a cannon in D
Traion: @didero yes
MilkInBags: no such thing as a safe space to save in sekiro
thraximore: haaaaa
PixelArtDragon: "In my defense, he did say 'what are you going to do, shoot me with that?'"
beowuuf: shrines are just targets
asthanius: Gun Queen, Queen of the Guns
TehAmelie: Wheeler will be like what level of gaming are you on? and whatever level it is you're like a little baby to him
Phaers: orb
Cypher16x: These guys are a pain
PixelArtDragon: "We'll call a do-over, okay?"
beowuuf: it was sekiro on the grassy gnoll
Phaers: every gun queen here in the back to the left 🎼
beowuuf: there were two swords, there had to be two swords!
beowuuf: gun stick > sword
thraximore: like shooting ducks
Solid_Fuel: she had the highground
TehAmelie: how many shots does gun stick have in the mag?
Phaers: i get it
Pengu92: Don't shoot, I was ready yet!
Cypher16x: Snake Eyes BOOM STICK
beowuuf: more like ashinine depths, amirite
EkstraLangeDruer: Plus she has a grudge for killing her sister
Traion: Her boomstick brings all the shinobi to the yard
Traion: PIG!
TXC2: "be wery quite we're hunting for gun stick ladies"
beowuuf: hurhurhurhurhur
TXC2: "oh I made a huge mistake" me, on waking up
Didero: she took so little damage from being exploded...
beowuuf: too real
accountmadeforants: Inside you there are two ladies, both have giant guns
Pengu92: Ladies and guns, and a more iconic duo
Leonhart321: Good start
beowuuf: ladies, guns, and non-binary chums
Didero: simply parry the rocket Kappa
Phaers: @pengu92 dying and twice
Traion: My first time I cheesed this fight by accident. It was really funny and kinda sad
Didero: That monocular must have a very reflective lense
Didero: target acquired
Tom_Bruise: it's not nice referring to these women as "Birds," Wheeler
beowuuf: i've given a name to my pain, and it's the gunlady
Didero: Presumably these gun people can't be poisoned?
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beowuuf: ever bring a giant knife to a giant gun fight?
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
asthanius: I'm seeing an issue with trying to kite a ranged enemy
Traion: @didero oh they sure can. My first time I came in from up that scaffolding, triggered gun queen. Ran away to scope things out and she kept standing in the swamp until she died from poison. They just have a super high poison resistance
TrueLimm: "Why's she shooting at me?" Cause she has a gun and is at range?
EkstraLangeDruer: You got her 1v1, now she has nowhere to run
TrueLimm: also yes, that grab is complete BS
Didero: @Traion That sounds like some fun cheesing!
Traion: It was an accident I swear! @didero I spent like 5 minutes confused as to why the boss was slowly dying for now reason LUL
Didero: woo, got there!
beowuuf: from soft games: we count those
TXC2: you gotta say the full name, or else it doesn't work Kappa
EkstraLangeDruer: Grapple
EkstraLangeDruer: Kappa
Pengu92: Another clean kill!
beowuuf: ben killing half of everything in this place now makes sense...
Traion: In the interest of the show: You cannot get on the other statue from this room
asthanius: You can keep trying if you want
MilkInBags: ban them Kappa
accountmadeforants: Just do it again, I'll still laugh
Traion: Okay fair sorry. I've just seen people spend half an hour here
asthanius: You've died at least thrice
Didero: Ben "Let Me Die' Wheeler
NightValien28: die twice
asthanius: first, second, and third time
beowuuf: there was that time you fell, that time you fell, and oh yeah, that time you fell... :p
accountmadeforants: Yeah, but how are you supposed to solve Portal rooms incorrectly if you're held back by such silly notions as "I'm probably not supposed to do this" and "There's gotta be an easier way"
TXC2: we name the deaths Hughie, Dewie and Louie
spleenlord: First death was a dairy queen. Second at home depot. We don't talk about the third
MilkInBags: One Twitch user always says the truth, another always lies.
EkstraLangeDruer: Progress is down behind Shirahagi
Leonhart321: ^
Traion: You are in a new area that you came in half way, so you can progress from here
iridium_alchemist: You are not done here. that bonfire is not the way.
EkstraLangeDruer: The mine area is the other entrance to the area, you cant go back out there
Didero: there was a path behind Gun Lady
beowuuf: look, the faster ben finishes the game, the less ben we get playing this game. Do we really want that, chat?
Traion: James! Ben needs a 5 dollar coupon for reasons!
Didero: I rarely understand what you're saying Kappa
accountmadeforants: The coupon is for shears, for your wool because you're just a sheep at that point MiniK
EkstraLangeDruer: How does one game THIS hard?
NightValien28: yeah we get a t-shirt
Traion: Monkey Booze!
beowuuf: monkey booze? sure
Traion: I know that ape
Didero: nothing will go wrong by going down there
Leonhart321: Speaking of
EkstraLangeDruer: Prepare for round two!
TXC2: that was a loud shreak for something that was stabed in the neck :p
spleenlord: Oh this fight
Solid_Fuel: Monkey boose? whats next, a monkey economy?!
Didero: Try Falling Kappa
Traion: This fight is fun
beowuuf: great chest ahead
iridium_alchemist: The boss so nice they used it thrice.
Leonhart321: @Solid_Fuel What's next, a Planet of the Apes?
sir_slothing: round 2 lol
Diabore: monkey back!
Solid_Fuel: @Solid_Fuel heheh
TXC2: Big ape 2: the Reapeing
beowuuf: from soft done you dirty
Pengu92: Sekiro: Monkey Boss Thrice
Tom_Bruise: "Round Two, motherfucker" - Ape
Traion: Fun Fact if you do this area before killing the ape the first time you can skip this boss
sir_slothing: hahahaha i love fromsoft
MilkInBags: you sound just like Adam now Kappa
TXC2: "this game sucks!"
NightValien28: LUL
Didero: "This game I've been playing for years is terrible"
Tom_Bruise: This is the stinkiest game ever
beowuuf: one minute later "i love this game"
asthanius: Kingsfield
MilkInBags: The only good FromSoft game is the alpha of Demon's Souls
Didero: @beowuuf That's the Adam we know and love! :p
beowuuf: @beowuuf yup :)
Didero: Wait, so is this the same ape we killed before, or are there more than one of them?
Tom_Bruise: Now who taught this Ape-possessing Demon how to wield a sword?
vegetalss4: This monkey looks drunk to me
Leonhart321: @Didero Same ape
Solid_Fuel: so the scream comes right out of the lung pipe?
Traion: So are you still doing the no parry challenge to spite yesterday's backseater ?
beowuuf: @vegetalss4 must be really hung over, it has its head in its hands
MilkInBags: :)
satyropodobny: get a head to get ahead
MilkInBags: OOK OOK
beowuuf: well shit. question answered
Pengu92: BACK UP
TheMagicalSazerac: Ragavan's papa
TXC2: this is getting out of hand, now there are 2 of them
TheMagicalSazerac: And now mama
Didero: Player 2 Has Entered The Game
iridium_alchemist: surprise monkey GF
Leonhart321: I'm making this a handicap mixed gender match
NightValien28: monkey extravaganza
beowuuf: hello there
Traion: OOK OOK motherfucker! LUL
spleenlord: The mate shows up
EkstraLangeDruer: Ben, you've fought Lud and Zallen, right? Kappa
niccus: regular monke (but still large)
Tom_Bruise: This is like the second Gargoyle appearing in Dark Souls 1, but like times a thousand
1y1e: lol no chill
1y1e: eyec LOCKED
Leonhart321: No
asthanius: No
EkstraLangeDruer: Don't think so
objectivefailure: nope
asthanius: Only normal enemies iirc
Didero: Ben being smarter than the devs
MilkInBags: that'd be cheating
vegetalss4: Aww, that's a shame
EkstraLangeDruer: Ninjutsu is stealth kills only
TrueLimm: Ninjutsu needs to be a backstab kill, don't think it works on bosses or mini bosses
beowuuf: wait, now it's got a sword? or did i just miss that the first time
Traion: Stage two is so out of nowhere and I love it
Solid_Fuel: why do ben only have 2 out of 3 red dots?
dumpsterfire: large... ape...
Zaghrog: @beowuuf you just missed it the first time, phase two of the guardian ape has a sword
EkstraLangeDruer: When I got to this point hte first time i was getting REALLY tired of monkeys
Traion: @solid_fuel he used that revive and hasn't recharged it through killing people yet
beowuuf: @beowuuf that's what i meant, it didn't have a sword at the start. cool, thanks :)
Solid_Fuel: ah ok thanks @Traion
Didero: It doesn't feel enitrely fair that that scream does both normal damage AND gives terror
Traion: Second monkey comes straight off the top rope
Didero: wish granted Kappa
Traion: I love the animation on these apes
satyropodobny: ohh, not dying is tight
accountmadeforants: Do you think the monkeys get a "Shinobi Executed" fake-out when they kill you the first time?
Didero: And I guess loud screaming also straight-up hurts. Yeah, fair enough
DoctorHoneyDew: MONKE
TXC2: "my neck, my back, my ape and my crack"
Didero: Simply die again and switch languages! :p
Traion: So time to throw this fight and change language?
sir_slothing: how goes the ape fights?
TXC2: it goes
beowuuf: in progress, not terrble
Traion: Phase 1 death is free real estate
Didero: the footsies!
sir_slothing: those dodges lmao
beowuuf: !hubris
Solid_Fuel: so does there exist a monkey blacksmith or did the ape take that sword from anothe large lad?
satyropodobny: daffy duck: the game
CAKHost: I feel the boss title should update to "Guardian Apes"
Didero: Turns out standing between two large apes is hazardous to your health
accountmadeforants: Trying to find the English voiceline and I stumbled into a genuine "Hey what's up guys, it's ya boy X here"
TXC2: "the camera says no"
beowuuf: lol
Traion: Ben how much do we need to donate for you to learn and perform the brown ape's on fire dance for DB?
beowuuf: specificity is important
Didero: Hey,we can change the language now!
Traion: Intentional death Kappa
senkesword: "train in pyrotechnic stunts" aka try pyromancy
beowuuf: parrying is bad and you need to feel bad
TrueLimm: Hey Ben, your menu pauses the game in this game
TXC2: Ben isn't parrying because he doesn't have to
beowuuf: wasn't there parrying in dark souls? Kappa
Didero: Can you even parry a giant ape with a possibly cursed sword?
asthanius: hey ben you have a dog and a cat and a husband
beowuuf: wait, a from soft game with a menu pause? next you'll say the camera is good
Traion: Did you do any parties the first ape fight before spite took over? It has some cool animations
Traion: *parries
saucemaster5000: no that's "perrier", a fromsoft sponsor
EkstraLangeDruer: The parry in this game is more akin to the dodge roll in dark souls
Didero: @beowuuf You'll be reassured to know that the camera is not, in fact, good :p
TrueLimm: @beowuuf I would actually say that the camera in this game is quite good, so Yes.
Traion: The tech most people use is to buy emblems early and then every purse they can find
Didero: Ben has already lost quite a lot of fights because the camera is being actively obstructive, I wouldn't call that good
TXC2: the camera is graded on a curve Kappa
Traion: 3rd person camera is very hard. This is one of the best implementations I've seen tbh
TrueLimm: @Didero Fair, I guess by good I just meant that I didn't actively stuggle with the camera in this game like I did with a lot of other Souls likes
beowuuf: relative to other fromsoft games seems fair :)
Didero: 'better' is not the same as 'good' :p
accountmadeforants: BEN, BEN, I have your English "Large... ape" voiceline!
asthanius: Y'know, I blame whoever made a Giant-Ape-sized katana
EkstraLangeDruer: You're out of juice!
beowuuf: i mean the fact people have to go as far as to attack the camera shows how good the rest of the whole combat loop feels
dumpsterfire: they say "Large... Ape..." that is very good
Didero: I'm glad I'm not the only one confused by those revive symbols
TXC2: "this monkey has a curse" "that's bad" "but you get a free frogurt" "that's good"
beowuuf: aww, they need to get the horse guy back to do that large ape line
Traion: How are we looking on terror powder btw?
beowuuf: "LAAARGE...APE!"
senkesword: MY NAME... IS LARGE APE
beowuuf: lunge is on them
TXC2: it's a half lunge, a hunge
Pengu92: Remember when this game was beating up people on horses? Now we're at reanimated ape corpse
beowuuf: it's a cross between break neck and lunge, a brunge if you will
Traion: Before Wheeler came along this was just a peaceful ape growing a flower for his future ape girlfriend. Now look what Wheeler has turned him into!
EkstraLangeDruer: Yelled to death
beowuuf: ape used to wear its heart on its sleeve, now it wears its head in its hand :(
TXC2: "just ignore the big ape bully and he'll leave you alone"
EkstraLangeDruer: No
spleenlord: No
Leonhart321: No
MilkInBags: Maybe
Traion: Nope
accountmadeforants: No
sir_slothing: nada
beowuuf: that's about 87% for no :p
TrueLimm: No
Grusommegeir: "There's always a bigger ape"
TXC2: "yes....I mean no, no"
Tom_Bruise: Yes, you are correct in saying that no, there won't be another ape
beowuuf: lrrGREED
beowuuf: scream for me lunge ape!
EkstraLangeDruer: That makes the kill count 1:1
Didero: How much easier would this fight be WITH parrying? Not trying to tell you how to play, just curious
EkstraLangeDruer: Those rice heal a LOT
Traion: A lot easier @didero
Sandbax_: @didero much
TrueLimm: @Didero I did this fight last night with like, 2 parries, but I have a very different play style
sir_slothing: @Didero this is the best boss to parry 1 on 1 imo
senkesword: honestly i found this fight to be the easiest one to never parry on
Grusommegeir: pleasa2Tooting pleasa2Hands pleasa2Tooting2 ape down
EkstraLangeDruer: @Didero yeah parrying enables a special counter move with the spear
TXC2: it might be easier, but is it cooler?
Leonhart321: This is another parry check for less obvious attacks and mix ups. So somewhat Didero. But Ben did this basically how most people do this, run around and hope for the best
TehAmelie: why is it always extra gross parasites in the megafauna?
Sandbax_: this was the boss that made me realise the power of parrying
MilkInBags: ez
sir_slothing: both monke
saucemaster5000: bring on the six ape four gargoyle fight
1y1e: you gave it the Blessed Sleep
accountmadeforants: Needed to use the mortal blade to make sure you don't get a fifth phase down the line.
MilkInBags: ook ook
accountmadeforants: wheelerMonkey
Tom_Bruise: So now, after killing a dude with your sword, you get a super sword? coolcool
Didero: That makes Ben even more impressive. Thanks for answering, everybody!
Traion: Sad ook
Mattmitchell45: Jungle Japes
beowuuf: hey ben, how many parries did you use?
CodeGrump: So much progress has been made since I last watched!
CAKHost: Huh, guess something was bugging that ape Kappa
sir_slothing: a cool factoid if im remembering correct the brown ape stops fighting if you kill the headless first
beowuuf: really, fancy that :p
TrueLimm: this boss taught me the power of jump actually, I fight him VERY differently than most people though
CodeGrump: I hope the first encounter with the Ape was memorable!
EkstraLangeDruer: My first few playthoughs I did almost no parrying either.
Didero: It's interesting that there are so many approaches to fighting in this game
MrCurrent: Sekiro is a rythm game, change my mind
MilkInBags: There are two approaches, good, and wrong OpieOP
beowuuf: @MrCurrent we've already had the house of lies earlier
Leonhart321: Ape is very much a "Do what ever works for you" fight
TXC2: the correct way is the way you enjoy
accountmadeforants: Now that we're going on break, Ben, here's your "Large... Ape...":
beowuuf: that james, sitting on your neck like a giant ape demanding those breaks
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
beowuuf: it's either the stream or the neck
Didero: You can't stop me! *gets up from his chair for a bit*
Traion: please @beowuuf the correct term is large ape Kappa
EkstraLangeDruer: @Leonhart321 yeah absolutely, moreso than any other boss in this game
benjamin_wheeler: @accountmadeforants thank you thats a very good read of "large...ape..."
beowuuf: @Traion i mean i haven't heard the english line so who can say :p
Didero: ok im back what did i miss Kappa
accountmadeforants: Right?
beowuuf: @Didero chat being chat? :p
benjamin_wheeler: I gotta say, not in any way to discredit the english VA, but that clip I think really rings out why I'm more drawn to the Japanese voiceover
benjamin_wheeler: in the JPN Sekiro just kinda sounds like he doesn't give a shit?
Traion: @didero you missed Ben swearing eternal vengeance on you for leaving Kappa
accountmadeforants: True, English Sekiro sounds like a more traditional Action Man.
benjamin_wheeler: or like that he's more goal oriented?
TXC2: I feel like he whispers it too fast, gotta draw that out
Traion: Japanese Sekiro feels a lot better
beowuuf: which given his goal makes far more sense
TXC2: large...........ape
Didero: @Traion It doesn't count when I can't hear it!
benjamin_wheeler: like the English (using the ape dialogue) it sounds like he's more worried about the injured npc
Didero: Sekiro: Man Actions Twice
EkstraLangeDruer: I like the Japanese VO because everyone sounds like they're chewing the scenery to the max
benjamin_wheeler: but for the Japanese it sounds more like Sekiro just wants to know why this dying person is dying so that he doesn't just die himself
Traion: @txc2 I hereby put you in charge of all ape related voice direction in games :p
TXC2: Traion thanks
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: wb
beowuuf: for the yubtubs
Leonhart321: Different strokes for different folks. At least the voice acting in English is better than most
Traion: Oh this will be good
MilkInBags: Dark Souls *applause*
Didero: r u ok
Didero: versus 'sux to be u'
TXC2: "sucks to be you I guess"
Didero: Sekiro is mainly there to do his job though
asthanius: Sekiro is totally a sigma male #OnThatGrind
Traion: He obviously deeply cares about Kuro
beowuuf: it makes sense for his skill and mission, he knows the guy is dying, needs the info
EkstraLangeDruer: Finger whistle, one of my most used prosthetics. I use them very little, though.
Didero: Wait, that last sentence said it makes them unable to distinguish friend from foe. We don't even have to fight anymore!
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't forget to take your heart's pill.
asthanius: Try pyromancy
CAKHost: Chat, I accidentally made a clip, how do I delete it?
Traion: Oh no they changed it. In the past leaving from that bonfire screwed you in a hilariously
Leonhart321: What do we have tools and ninjutsu wise?
Traion: All ninjutsu and I think all the base tools @leonhart321
EkstraLangeDruer: We're missing at least one tool
TXC2: CAKHost you don't ? if it's not named, we wont use it. so don't worry
EkstraLangeDruer: (the umbrella)
beowuuf: if you want to see old clips and delete them, this link (except your name)
asthanius: Yeah he just didn't notice the fight you had I guess
Leonhart321: So to answer the questions: Yeah, you need to do the grapple path and regarding the snake? You have everything you need to deal with it, but giving you direction would be spoiling too much I think unless you asked for it
EkstraLangeDruer: A boss? preposterous! Kappa
TXC2: prebossterous
asthanius: This game has no bosses
MilkInBags: Maybe he drops a
Tom_Bruise: plot twist; the shamisen player's a nice lady, but it's the shamisen itself that's haunted
MilkInBags: wow you got me
CAKHost: @TXC2 Huh, I did accidentally hit the clip button to change the quality, I titled it "oops" because I only saw an option to create the clip and not cancel
beowuuf: @TXC2 sergeJustRight
Dandinstorm12: I think you shold go left
CAKHost: @beowuuf I'll try that...
Fanklok: His sword is very big
CAKHost: @beowuuf That worked! Thanks! :D
beowuuf: np :)
Didero: just attacking random passers-by
asthanius: bloodthirsty
blip2004: Junzemon nooo
senkesword: thus ends that man
beowuuf: i have the link after finding out accidental clip clicks actually did make a clip
sir_slothing: poor boi
TXC2: we put him out his misery
Nuurgle: to check for a katana
beowuuf: aww
thraximore: :(
CaptainSpam: I came in at the right time, I see.
Didero: And then his corpse slid down a ravine too
Leonhart321: That escalated quickly
CAKHost: That's a nice wall fern(?)
Tom_Bruise: two reasons why you killed this guy; A) he looked at you funny, B) you're a psychotic monster
Fanklok: Are they ant-murder pills?
Dandinstorm12: I still think we should go left
Didero: Oh well, at least we hid the body
blip2004: that man had a name
Traion: I think an AdHD pill is too weak for the issue of randomly attacking strangers Kappa
CAKHost: Wall grass?
CAKHost: That's a nice plant!
beowuuf: real question: did they drop a sweet katana?
beowuuf: curses!
thraximore: I audibly "aww"ed when you attacked him
sir_slothing: better question is why not
Traion: You got like 60 bucks for this murder
thraximore: What a senseless waste of a human life
Nuurgle: he should have at least dropped a dirk, maybe a stiletto
Didero: Well, you bled on him a little, so maybe he's immortal too now
beowuuf: you all saw it chat, they had a gun
beowuuf: or a gum
TXC2: "got no money, got no fame, got no credit card, can't ride no train"
Dandinstorm12: clearly you were jealous of the melody
beowuuf: maybe it was a gumbo
thraximore: to be fair you DO LUL
sir_slothing: this area is so cool imo
beowuuf: LOL
MilkInBags: Can't believe LRR is censoring Ben
CaptainSpam: The birds know what's up.
Tom_Bruise: "No, you don't look like a jerk" I say to the man who I just saw slice a dude off a cliff for no reason...
Dandinstorm12: good joke strimmer
Fanklok: Its just a chicken
asthanius: popping bottle in the club
Dandinstorm12: baloons or bottles
beowuuf: Big LRR hovering on the censor button, it's total lrrEFF
Traion: Ben you are covered in the blood of a man you just murdered for the lols. That makes you look like a jerk :p
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: You misheard him, he said you look like a merc
Dandinstorm12: nice
asthanius: Gaming
sir_slothing: parkour
beowuuf: guess you needed to choke the chicken first
asthanius: Chickens are friends, not food
Fanklok: Birds aren't real
Didero: first murdering random people, and now attacking animals
beowuuf: i think they're a type of dinosaur
CAKHost: They can certainly jump with their wings!
Traion: Don't be ridiculous chickens are cats
CaptainSpam: Chickens can fly. They just choose not to out of spite.
TheMagicalSazerac: Chickens are actually dinosaurs
Dandinstorm12: chickens are egg factories
Didero: Was that a ghost?
kireawolf: chickens can fly they are just not very good at it lol
Tom_Bruise: I'm not gonna answer the question "Is chickens birds?" until I hear "Hey Chat," first
TheMagicalSazerac: And dinosaurs can't fly
TXC2: Taxonomy isn't real anyway Kappa
beowuuf: farmers backseated chickens about flying, so...
JohnCarpentersTheRobert: amazing
JohnCarpentersTheRobert: the sheer confidence
Didero: Eye frames? You mean glasses?
Traion: Ben that whole chicken tree debacle made me laugh so hard I have hiccups. You are a monster
TXC2: the always popular "can't see shit sir" area
Mattmitchell45: A poor apology
Dandinstorm12: Dark Souls II? Everyone's favorite game, just mash R1
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
beowuuf: did you take the red or the blue pill?
Didero: oh no, it wasn't a tide pod, was it?
Didero: Because you're cleaning these guys right up
TXC2: did you take the pill take makes you large or the one that makes you small?
beowuuf: did it say EAT IT in big writing on one side, and DON'T on the other?
Dandinstorm12: DS II is where Cameron's R1 quote is from
Didero: how would a ghost even have money/
Dandinstorm12: I think
Traion: Ben has joined the ghostbusters
Dandinstorm12: it was either 2 or 3
Fanklok: Ghost money
Traion: @dandinstorm12 bloodborne iirc
blip2004: @Dandinstorm12 it was Bloodborne
asthanius: Ghosts don't use money
asthanius: They're free
Dandinstorm12: It wasn't bloodborne
EkstraLangeDruer: press it BETTER
asthanius: DO IT
Mattmitchell45: A hEADLESS enemy!
Tom_Bruise: Yo I don't think this second pill was performance enhancing
Fanklok: Ben are you ok
Didero: Fell for the free items trap!
sir_slothing: you done goofed
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TehAmelie: are you sure? that lad looked big enough to chop down the trees
beowuuf: wow, half health from being ghosts tickled
TXC2: this is headless like a chicken :p
Lwazo: Mister Wheeler playing a FromSoft game again? I watched you yesterday
Didero: That Headless sounds drunk, which is impressive
Lwazo: let a man rest
Fanklok: Don't you have the magic headless killing sword now?
Lwazo: I only have so many giggles available a week
Traion: Just to ensure you kill that Headless first try: There is no way you can defeat that headless, without parrying in the time left on stream Kappa
beowuuf: bad news about tomorrow, it's ppr day so more ben :D
Dandinstorm12: I reccomend going left
TXC2: and then on Monday: MOAR BEN
Didero: And then Monday is another Sekiro stream
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beowuuf: all none of them
TXC2: ^
beowuuf: james wheeler?
Traion: Some say LRR will soon be renamed into WheeLRR Kappa
Dandinstorm12: ah yes, Adam Wheeler
Didero: 'LRRson'
Kaorti: New == bad. This is known.
dukeofbread: headless going down
TXC2: ah yes Tim Wheeler Kappa
beowuuf: but you've been here for years, rocking your peers!
TXC2: (deep cut there I know)
TehAmelie: how confusing would it be if Ben Solieau was into Magic too
sir_slothing: oh snap headless fight???
beowuuf: more like heedless fight
TXC2: wait, it's DON'T get hit? 32 years old and I'm just learning this Kappa
dukeofbread: headless is quite terrifying for a miniboss
Fanklok: Classic elves card Heedless One?
Traion: Bad news Ben, his sword is prettier than yours
asthanius: You do
beowuuf: that was a trap, he didn't say hey caht!
dukeofbread: technically you don't need to, but it's 10x easier if you do
beowuuf: 0.05 != 0
Didero: Always assume they have more health?
EkstraLangeDruer: How did you manage to headstomp a Headless?
EkstraLangeDruer: stumpstomp?
beowuuf: always do the ali swing
Tom_Bruise: when the great Han Solo said "Don't get cocky," this is what he was talking about
Dandinstorm12: welp
beowuuf: sorry, just gotta go unsub due to that blasphemy
Didero: His swing is so slow, which must be disorienting after everything else being so fast
sir_slothing: yikes
dukeofbread: hitbox mmm
Traion: That Headless is lag cheating!
Leonhart321: Do you want an actual answer to this?
dukeofbread: you deal tiny damage with no confetti
accountmadeforants: Kicked the router
Fanklok: Is terror just zero to dead
Traion: @fanklok yes
dukeofbread: the game wants you to parry but you've brute forced so far
EkstraLangeDruer: You need to equip the purple sword for purple monsters. But you don't get that until you've gotten the green and yellow swords.
Traion: That was funny
Vyous: Nothing personel Sekiro Kappa
Leonhart321: Tele-fragged
sir_slothing: my spleen
Traion: You can parry
Leonhart321: Yes
Vyous: Yes
dukeofbread: you can parry the sword swipes, and interrupt the prostate exam when he teleports behind you
sir_slothing: yes and no, you still get terror build up
Traion: You have the right sword
Fanklok: You just got Mortal Kombated
asthanius: You don't have the wrong sword for it
Leonhart321: You have been fighting this as intended
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #4733: "I have a really cool sword...until it explodes...presumably." —Graham [2018-03-05]
Kaorti: Anyone know if mortal draw has a special effect here/
Kaorti: ?
sir_slothing: your nonparry is better than trying to parry tbh
beowuuf: greed, for want of a better word, is good
Dandinstorm12: Just never get hit
beowuuf: @Dandinstorm12 he didn't say "hey chat" so don't give him the spoiler answer :p
asthanius: This dude sells the cure to his own illness, what a chump
Traion: You cannot buy divine confetti anywhere right now
Dandinstorm12: @beowuuf you right
dukeofbread: you can farm confetti though
Fanklok: Divine Confetti is a very silly name
thraximore: getting Divine Confetti is a major pain in the ass for how important it is
EkstraLangeDruer: yeah like... how about you give it to me for free & I make you not die
dukeofbread: castle
TXC2: sells the cure to his own illness? how Jonas Salk of him
asthanius: I think they store confetti in the party room
dukeofbread: upper tower
MilkInBags: in the confetti dungeon
dukeofbread: antechamber
asthanius: You can rent it out for birthdays
CastleOtranto: Did someone say my name?
Didero: "I'm gonna stab this Headless right in the face!"
Traion: If you progress further you can buy confetti later.
Leonhart321: Blue Soliders in Ashina Castle, but ti's a rare drop
EkstraLangeDruer: You will be able to buy it late game, but that's not for a while
asthanius: Since when have you wanted to make this game easier?
thraximore: I usually farm confetti in Ashina castle where the diaper dudes are
dukeofbread: diaper dudes LMAO
thraximore: yep right here
thraximore: lol got a better name for em?
EkstraLangeDruer: You're a diaper dude
sir_slothing: god these people should each be considered mini boss
dukeofbread: that's the way
asthanius: this dude has airpods in, they can't hear you
Didero: You're not wearing blue, so I'm too good for you
TXC2: these are some long swords these guys have
EkstraLangeDruer: @sir_slothing i know this is no help... but it gets worse
dukeofbread: puppeteering works great here
Didero: fuck that plant in particular
CaptainSpam: Take THAT, potted plant!
TXC2: that plant had it comming
sir_slothing: @sir_slothing im already dreading see those againlater on
Didero: Listening to chat is usually a huge mistake
TXC2: "this.......has turned into a difficult situation"
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sir_slothing: and thats what you call smart farming
Didero: I only stay hydrated with Gamer Fuel (TM)
TXC2: smarming....wait
Leonhart321: This is still the usual 3 hour stream today yes? Cause I'm back at work as of tomorrow and might need to duck out soon to get some sleep
dukeofbread: the blue dudes are probably the most farmed enemy in the game after the purple ninjas
Leonhart321: Groovy
dukeofbread: nice dance moves
beowuuf: is this your card is on later instead of tomorrow though, right?
TXC2: 3 hours +- how long it takes Wheeler to beat some boss perhaps
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler returns to the Pokemon TCG after a major rotation! Game: Pokemon TCG) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:22 from now).
CaptainSpam: Quite the mane of hair on this HEADLESS guy.
Leonhart321: Dude has a magnificent neck mane, what can you say?
dukeofbread: "Shadows die once and that's okay"
DeM0nFiRe: Sekiro: Shadows Can Have A Little Bit Of Death, As A Treat
CaptainSpam: This was more of a party than you planned for. You needed more confetti.
Didero: First one's always a mulligan though, right? :p
GlennSeto: Hello friends! :D How far into the game are we at this point?
Didero: Also, it's a new controller
TXC2: hello GlennSeto welcome
beowuuf: @GlennSeto we've both killed a monkey twice, and two monkeys once
Didero: About this far *holds his hands apart*
dukeofbread: headless is optional, we're just having fun
Leonhart321: Are you kidding? This is great entertainment
Winter534: @Didero and it has joy-con drift :)
EkstraLangeDruer: like 60-65%
Leonhart321: Midway through Act 2 as it were
EkstraLangeDruer: maybe a bit more
GlennSeto: I shoulda specified: What was the last major boss?
Didero: But after this you gotta do New Game+ Kappa
Leonhart321: Ape and Wife
Didero: @GlennSeto Guardian Ape the second
EkstraLangeDruer: Aoe II: Poop Boogaloo
EkstraLangeDruer: *Ape
GlennSeto: Oh, nice. I only just beat the ape myself.
sir_slothing: i saw nothing
Didero: ignore what?
Leonhart321: What didn't happen?
TXC2: nobody knows, it didin't happen
beowuuf: i don't even know what game this is or what chat i'm in
MilkInBags: but I'm here
RayFK: Nope
RayFK: Mine is better
CaptainSpam: We're the best chat today's show has ever had.
EkstraLangeDruer: Aww shucks
RayFK: It doesn't have Milk
Leonhart321: Awww shucks
GlennSeto: @beowuuf Long Friday night, huh?
dukeofbread: drop rate please
Dr_fragenstien: how many chats are in victoria though?
TehAmelie: it's true, we are magnificent
Didero: If I had a penny for every time somebody told me that... I'd be about €50 in debt >_>
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: better than the chat on your home stream?
1y1e: we did it!
beowuuf: @GlennSeto i really had to pause longer than i like to admit to confirm it was actually saturday
TXC2: Dr_fragenstien well Serge is streaming, so at least 2
beowuuf: @GlennSeto in the uk so it's sat night
dukeofbread: rest in confetti
Leonhart321: Well she's not NOW
Didero: two confetti is all you need for a party
EkstraLangeDruer: But what if... THREE confetti?
sir_slothing: straight up murder a random old lady minding her business
GlennSeto: @beowuuf Sometimes, days just kinda roll on by.
beowuuf: @GlennSeto especially at the end of a holiday!
TXC2: right about now, the confetti soul brother
Cephallope: Keep ressetti for confetti?
Didero: Two days, two large apes murdered
beowuuf: large ape small is chilling in heaven, large ape small is...
dukeofbread: APM
sir_slothing: dont forget sneaking by big snek, thats basically a boss
GlennSeto: I have yet to beat a Headless... experienced *that* move, ran out of confetti and was like "nope... much later!"
WanderingOmen: ape-cing if you will
StarFreak359: Ape Plus Pacing?
Cephallope: Two large apes? Thats a good start to a weekend.
M4RKNUTT: gooood evening all :)
Didero: You know what they say: Murdering a reanimated ape a day keeps the immortality away
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: an ape a day keeps the doctor away
CaptainSpam: What MGS game had Big Snek?
sir_slothing: i need to redownloadd this game now
beowuuf: @CaptainSpam the weird one
dukeofbread: it's time for your exam
TXC2: CaptainSpam all of them? :p
CaptainSpam: @CaptainSpam Narrows it down, thanks.
GlennSeto: Kancho of Doom(tm)
Leonhart321: That was peak Leeroy Jenkins
TXC2: hello M4RKNUTT welcome
TehAmelie: MGS3 had snakes. probably even pythons
GlennSeto: @TehAmelie One snake was even naked.
CaptainSpam: @CaptainSpam :p
EkstraLangeDruer: He's just going to surgically remove your large intestine
Didero: I don't think this dude has a regulation-length sword
TXC2: I wonder if Graham ever finished MSG5 given he streamed most of it
GlennSeto: Did Sekiro's first regular exam occur on today's stream?
beowuuf: oh, i thought it did get finished?
dukeofbread: looks like you need 3
TehAmelie: remember giraffe centipede guy? at least this one probably isn't going to pull any 20-hit combos out of his butt
beowuuf: wait, nm, misremmebering which one five is
EkstraLangeDruer: Remember when I said three confetti?
Didero: WHY does blocking give you Terror?
CaptainSpam: Well, you were inflicted with terror, so screaming is understandable.
TXC2: beowuuf the most recent one with punished snake
asthanius: This is actually the easiest boss in the game
senkesword: yeah being unable to dodge means either you perfect parry or play keepaway
Cephallope: You're not wrong
GlennSeto: It's optional, so it must be hard.
sir_slothing: oh 100% id rather fight any boss than a headless
ultterr: i think shichimen is much harder than this boss
thraximore: The part where you move like a narcoleptic slug is pretty nightmarish
Leonhart321: Spoilers
beowuuf: @TXC2 yeah, for some reason my brain was thinking reveangence and nanomachiones, son rather than keifersnake
dukeofbread: has he fought schichimen yet?
Didero: We won't think less of you if you parry
TXC2: beowuuf ah yes, we did finish revengence, sadly that last stream isn't on youtube :p
EkstraLangeDruer: @dukeofbread nope, he haven't run into any of them yet
TXC2: one confetti, ah ah ah
dukeofbread: cool, will be interesting to see how he no parries that one
beowuuf: @TXC2 lol, did heather just see a part of it and just go 'nope' and delete it? :p
Cephallope: One confetti! Ah ah ah!
Didero: what does that old lady even do if you don't murder her?
ultterr: has he cleared hirata estate?
ultterr: @Didero scream and alert all enemies around
Tom_Bruise: it's only no-parry whenever someone tells you to use pyromancy
ultterr: similar to the small dudes wielding gong
TXC2: beowuuf no, this stream happend back in 2015, and we didn't have Heather using her powers back then
Didero: @Didero That's useful, then we don't need to walk all the way over to them! :p
sir_slothing: what??? who wins the game these days
GlennSeto: You beat Genichiro, so some parrying probably occured.
dukeofbread: it's a reverse psychology playthrough
PixelArtDragon: Oh no, attack of the clones
CaptainSpam: That was chat's plan all along, to get to the secret super-ending you get if you never parry!
Didero: Scrap iron? More like CRAP iron, amirite? Gottem
Cephallope: What if we beat the game without parrying? Haha, jk... unless?
beowuuf: @TXC2 guess graham made an executive decision then :p or more likely just got lost in the shuffle, shame there's one or two gaps like that
Leonhart321: All parries in this playthrough are entirely incidental and not a deliberate action on the part of the streamer
sir_slothing: well this is hell
vegetalss4: One of those men has girded his loins
Easilycrazyhat: All of them. All of them are angry.
Didero: Any resemblance to real parries is purely coincidental
Leonhart321: @Didero Living or Dead
beowuuf: first we steal james's fall brand, now we're stealing serge's pivoting brand?
Didero: @beowuuf AND we were off by one with collecting confetti!
sir_slothing: did he hit you so hard you backflipped?
TXC2: next we'll still Ian's "we're here" gimmick Kappa
dukeofbread: 3 confetti = guaranteed win
afshinzz: Why don’t use mikiri
TXC2: *steal
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
Leonhart321: And coffee
TXC2: Serge's brand is mass villager murder in minecraft
beowuuf: serge has his iron in many fires, or many fires and one iron, it's hard to tell
vegetalss4: And canals sergeCanal
dukeofbread: peripheral vision not their strong point
Cephallope: Its illegal to have more than one brand
Jensling: I thought Serges brand was to not understand color identity with regards to Ouphes
beowuuf: @TXC2 they only die if they try to escape their wonderful inescapable homes :p
sir_slothing: ooo nice unblockable parry
Tom_Bruise: I thought Serge's brand was being so nice he couldn't possibly commit atrocities, could he? could he?
dukeofbread: LUL
Winter534: @Jensling ah, impinging on Wheeler's brand of having inscrutable opinions on color identity with regards to monocolor
accountmadeforants: Incredible your balloon hasn't deflated what with getting stabbed so much.
Cephallope: Oops all whammies
beowuuf: @TXC2 we've already stolen ian's house of lies at the start of the stream, we have to leave him with something original to call his own :p
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler returns to the Pokemon TCG after a major rotation! Game: Pokemon TCG) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:04 from now).
beowuuf: we believe so
Easilycrazyhat: All Day Wheeler.
beowuuf: it's 5hr gap of no lrr
accountmadeforants: The next stream is between you and God.
TXC2: it's Wheeler all the way down
Leonhart321: Apparently
sir_slothing: oooo a double
niccus: it's your weekend
beowuuf: you'll make leonhart321 a little sad to miss stuff?
Didero: We're always in favour of more streams, but you gotta ask your boss :p
Leonhart321: We count Sekiro as a card game yes?
Fanklok: Tell Heahter
Leonhart321: @beowuuf Meh, I'll catch up after work
Cephallope: We simply parry the stream schedule
Easilycrazyhat: All day streaming today and a PPR tomorrow. Sounds fun XD
Tom_Bruise: You are as free to grind confetti and beat that one Headless as you deem yourself to be
PixelArtDragon: lrrFINE
beowuuf: @beowuuf then it's all good :)
TXC2: the rule is "longer streams give Heather more work"
Leonhart321: I do want to see Wheeler get the Headless before I peace out
sir_slothing: you should be able to do it either way
Leonhart321: You shouldn't need to be locked on, but you do need to know where it's coming from
dukeofbread: yeah I think mikiri is just dodge toward
Didero: I notice you didn't add a timeframe to the Headless murder promise :p
sir_slothing: yeah aslong as you dash right you should be good
accountmadeforants: Obviously you do the Gamehaus thing and continue from the LRR office but on your homestream. *contingent on Desert Bus currently happening
Leonhart321: Cause IIRC, you need to tilt the stick a little in the direction to get the counter to proc
TXC2: the Wheeler garuntee, never failed us yet Kappa
Zaghrog: The counter also works on neutral, right?
Fanklok: If this isn't dark souls land how do these guys come back to life/
beowuuf: is this like the savidan guarantee or do you mean it? MiniK
Leonhart321: All the apes and the monkeys in chat
Tom_Bruise: wheelerMonkey
Cephallope: Putting your body behind each swing
dukeofbread: I wonder why this floor of the castle has 2 grannies
beowuuf: i've tried to lean around irl to look around in corners in games
TehAmelie: that's just gaming at full capacity
beowuuf: @dukeofbread they were finding a lot of granny outages and so installed the back up granny
TXC2: it's like leaning IRL when cornering in a racing game
EkstraLangeDruer: But can you really be sure.. without FOUR CONFETTI?
Cephallope: Mikiri counter will always feel cool to me
Didero: Stealth!
senkesword: do you have pacifying powder too in case of terror?
TXC2: fourfetti
dukeofbread: LUL
Didero: 3 confetti or bust
dukeofbread: you shouldn't need more than 3
WanderingOmen: I bet you need 4 confetti
AstroPenguin_Yoda: rainbow confetti?
sir_slothing: three easy
MilkInBags: What if 5
Cephallope: Forken Fetti
Fanklok: Next farming session (if there is one) can be four
Didero: I believe in you, you don't even need the third confetti!
beowuuf: i felt that rising gorge when speking about four confetti
Tom_Bruise: Hey you said it was bad, not us
saucemaster5000: I say throw two confetti away
TXC2: nah I laughed
DeM0nFiRe: Five confetti though?
dukeofbread: or any math that adds up to that
accountmadeforants: Fortyfour?
Winter534: "the number four"
vegetalss4: five confetti
Didero: What would we say the number for?
afshinzz: Pacifying powder help you for terror
Easilycrazyhat: What about fore? We might need to golf.
dukeofbread: Mom's Confetti
AstroPenguin_Yoda: vier
mowdownjoe: Something something 4 is death in Japanese culture...
TXC2: !shi
LRRbot: RebelliousUno Sutorīmingu mo shite imasu. Ogawa no kare no kenkai o kakunin shite, kare ni shitagatte kudasai!
Cephallope: F- uhhh... M-more confetti?
Fanklok: The Garen-tee?
Tom_Bruise: Thou shalt not consume four confetti, nor shalt thou consume two...
beowuuf: five confetti is right out
Tom_Bruise: See, they get it
TXC2: the garen-three confetti
CAKHost: I looked over to see if the snake was back :D
GapFiller: Mowdownjoe not just Japan
GapFiller: China too
Leonhart321: Oh, back just in time
Fanklok: Does the mikiri only get used on parryproof attacks or can you do it to anything
GapFiller: And everywhere else round those parts
sir_slothing: wtf look at how good those parries are tho
Cephallope: Work first, then confetti
beowuuf: PvE is so brutual when the trees and rocks are this OP
chrisvonclause: The new back seating phrase should be “have you tried four confetti?”
beowuuf: have you talked to our lady and mistress old lady about four confetti?
dukeofbread: this is the 3rd one?
Easilycrazyhat: Too...much...confetti...
dukeofbread: we got dis
dukeofbread: gg
Cephallope: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
asthanius: benginTry
Didero: WOOO!
EkstraLangeDruer: Awwrite!
beowuuf: never not didn't have it!
beowuuf: lrrHORN
Leonhart321: Gottem
sir_slothing: YOOO
vegetalss4: Congratz
WanderingOmen: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sir_slothing: very nice
mowdownjoe: !advice
LRRbot: Mourn the sandwich.
Mattmitchell45: <3 <3 <3
EkstraLangeDruer: Oh and you got the good one
Cephallope: Ol Three Confetti Wheeler!
Didero: Yeah, but you're used to fighting apes, Twitch chat is full of 'em Kappa
StarFreak359: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
elder_cod: Nice work
beowuuf: (large ape, please, it's large ape forty thousand)
sir_slothing: the item you got is very nice
Mattmitchell45: And humble
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
Leonhart321: Do yourself a favour and check your new item. It may impress you
Tom_Bruise: Idunno, have you seen Kumail Nanjani? he's been putting in a *lot* of work, I'm not sure Paul considered that
vegetalss4: Did ben ever go back and kill the headless he stumbled on early in the game?
Pengu92: Thanks for playing!
beowuuf: so humble ben may forget to say he does this sort of thing on his own stream
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Innistrad Midnight Hunt PPR will be on 12 September 2021! More information:
Leonhart321: Thanks for the cool stream
Winter534: wait, if Wheeler's the most honest man in showbiz... and Paul's also in showbiz... does that mean Paul was lying earlier about Wheeler being hard-working???
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream, Ben!
Leonhart321: Catch you tomorrow for the PPR
Fanklok: !card humility
LRRbot: Humility [2WW] | Enchantment | All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.
elder_cod: Thank you for the stream
EkstraLangeDruer: @Leonhart321 you know saying things like that makes him never look at it
Didero: But will there be Magic cards?
Pengu92: This stream has gotten me to play the game again, I rage-quit really hard on release.
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler's Long Weekend
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler returns to the Pokemon TCG after a major rotation! Game: Pokemon TCG) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:51 from now).
Winter534: I should play pokemon more...
beowuuf: early sunday in person brawling replaces late night paper fight
Fanklok: Wheeler Weekend, if you don't like it you're homophobic
EkstraLangeDruer: and you have bad taste
beowuuf: heather maybe?
Leonhart321: Its more along the line of "Check your drop" as opposed to 'Use this".
MilkInBags: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: Weekend with Wheeler, if you will.
Didero: These streams have been very enjoyable, thanks Wheeler!!
Fanklok: It might be Heather? On Can't Draw Horses
mowdownjoe: Homophobic AND Ableist! mowdowAcceptance
1y1e: LUL
beowuuf: lol
Easilycrazyhat: Jamble, Jay, and Jraham?
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2673 patrons for a total of $19,793.41 per month.
TXC2: is it a graveyard smash?
beowuuf: smooth
Didero: I only understand half the things Wheeler says, that's normal, right?
TXC2: Didero no, that's above average Kappa
beowuuf: so wooden you like to contribute? there's no floor, just watching is fine :)
accountmadeforants: Floor stream? Show floor.
Didero: @TXC2 Yet more evidence I'm a genious Kappa
beowuuf: @Didero i think you're above the curse tbh
accountmadeforants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
accountmadeforants: Large... ape...
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, accountmadeforants! (Today's storm count: 10)
Mattmitchell45: We've been focused on Confettimancy
beowuuf: @Didero *curve
Didero: @Didero The Wheeler Curse?
jeffjeffersontheman: NO
Didero: @Didero Sounds like something that should be... BENished Kappa
beowuuf: @Didero sure seems like it!
TXC2: Sleeves saves lives
DeM0nFiRe: Now it's an Island in addition to whatever the other types it was
MilkInBags: even my mom?
ContingentCat: especially your mom
beowuuf: the first four of these are available on youtube if you need to catch up :)
benjamin_wheeler: Hi there
chrisvonclause: It was a good vintage for swamps
TXC2: !homstream
TXC2: !homestream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
accountmadeforants: Come to Ben's stream, get wheelerMonkey
TXC2: wheeler pls :p
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
Didero: Bye!
TXC2: !discord
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spleenlord: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler returns to the Pokemon TCG after a major rotation! Game: Pokemon TCG) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:45 from now).
beowuuf: lol, night chat, see you for the ppr tomorrow i guess!
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR:
Didero: can't leave yet, there's an after-credits scene, but it's a secret, so don't tell anybody I told you
beowuuf: september is also subtember, 20% off... stuff
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
beowuuf: oh yes, i forgot, this is the part where samuel l jackson comes to recruit ben for the four confetti inititaive
beowuuf: oh yes, anyone going to watch shang li at any point, there is indeed and after credits scene as well as a post credits one
accountmadeforants: Yes, but are there pre-credits scenes? OpieOP
beowuuf: not sure, didn't stick around for those, just went in for the credits
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lrrWHEELER
CAKHost: Movies sure have changed since I have seen them!
beowuuf: i'm a monke-a
Amentur: lrrSHINE / lrrWHEELER
accountmadeforants: Good
Didero: oh my god
CAKHost: Lol
benjamin_wheeler: that was so fucking bad
Mattmitchell45: such a lovely walk
ContingentCat: katesLol
TXC2: Boo this man! :p
benjamin_wheeler: lol
MilkInBags: I live in Canada, I can just call RCMP
Mattmitchell45: Did you have to double check the characters?
Didero: My mouth is laughing but my brain is sighing
beowuuf: o7
accountmadeforants: I feel like we need a supercut of all these outros on the YouTube channel at some point.
TXC2: Didero same :D
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Didero: See you all next time!
beowuuf: night!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler returns to the Pokemon TCG after a major rotation! Game: Pokemon TCG) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:39 from now).
AstroPenguin_Yoda: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler returns to the Pokemon TCG after a major rotation! Game: Pokemon TCG) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:37 from now).