ContingentCat: @Manae I will check that out
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
IbunWest: icebrrRad What's up cool gamers
Manae: @ContingentCat Awkward Zombie -- Bam-boo for the actual
serramarkov: I'm up!
gualdhar: not that I'm complaining, but this is a lot of CYOA Dice Friends. any word on if/when we're getting another campaign?
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Manae: !next
RandomTrivia: NICE!
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Juliamon: gualdhar There's one in October
gualdhar: HE DID IT! the mad man
Juliamon: They announced it a week or two ago
gualdhar: @Juliamon ah, cool!
RandomTrivia: The October campaign looks amazing
asthanius: @gualdhar I believe the next one is non-LRR feat. Nathaniel Kiss
Juliamon: LRR have been suuuuuper busy these last few months so we're lucky to get even the CYOAs
asthanius: Are they ever not busy?
RandomTrivia: Yes, in the months that don't lead up to Desert Bus :D
asthanius: So...December?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: all months lead to Bus.
RandomTrivia: Not that that's the only thing that keeps them busy of course
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
GhostValv: seabatClap
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
fastlane250: lrrSIG we get signal
hexy_lexy: lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG
Fanklok: Some one set up us the bomb
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Juliamon: For those who didn't stick around at the end of the PPR, it's worth noting that Crimson Vow releases at the end or immediately after Desert Bus. Which means the PPR would be BEFORE Desert Bus. Which means that's a LOT of stuff to juggle.
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Electrodyne: Hi internet friends
gualdhar: seems mean for WotC to not consider Desert Bus in their set release schedule
Fanklok: They could do a Unstabe type thing and do a posprererelease
TheMerricat: @Juliamon I mean it wouldn't be a problem to hold both Desert Bus and the PRR at the same time, now would it? lrrBEEJ :P
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon O_o NotLikeThis
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MostExcellentHat: think this is the 1st time i've caught this live
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Juliamon: Anyway, the CYOA streams are very popular, so there's no reason to *stop* doing them unless the participants want to.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam, Beej and Paul are back to Knight of the Living Dead! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_ND4dBVQAUW0St.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1437568497194713092
KeytarCat: :O
ArdCollider: any time we can have Adam yell "this $delivery_medium SUUUCKS" is a good time, generally
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Well they theoretically COULD run out of books to play... :D
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSPOOPY lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL
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KeytarCat: @ArdCollider I use it as a drinking game LUL
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
Fruan: This track slaps so hard.
Alas_Babylon: The CYOA streams are also a super easy way to not have to pressure people into making more complex content for DF
Fanklok: Like enough that it would take 21 months of nonstop drinking to finish it all?
RandomTrivia: I wonder how many stickers are in the back window by now... :D
Alas_Babylon: Not to say that this is low effort, it absolutely isn't, but it's an extremely good stopgap between the campaigns and stuff that would take a lot of energy from multiple people weekly
saucemaster5000: I'm loving the CYOA streams and am stoked for the october campaign, so win-win in my book
MAPBoardgames: I'm prepared
NightValien28: ITS TIME
Alas_Babylon: Also Beej/Adam/Paul is a combo we can always use more of
GhostValv: hi :)
RandomTrivia: Look at these great people!
Catcard: hiiiiiiiiiii
Juliamon: Someone's in a good mood!
E4andChill: HOLA!
PharaohBender27: Evening, lrrADAM , lrrPAUL and lrrBEEEJ !
fastlane250: heldo
asthanius: Adam is so flirty today
DeM0nFiRe: Story time!
MAPBoardgames: Story time!
NightValien28: what's a book?
Alas_Babylon: It's a Paul, and an Adam, and a Beej!
lochnessseammonster: we're heeere! seabatClap
TheMerricat: BTW chat, even though there were only four books in the Catacomb series, TSR did to another CYOA series called EndlessQuest - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endless_Quest
SnackPak_: alright, night everyone
Gildan_Bladeborn: And there's the Adam we know and love.
YeetTheRich_: don't remind me it's 2 AM here
LadyAiluros: I mean it is about that time on the east coast so it kinda works
lochnessseammonster: love story time PrideUwu
margieargie: I mean, I -will- go to bed part way through this stream probably considering the time here so...
GhostValv: D:
thraximore: our FIRST warning
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh we get more warnings?
kusinohki: Can I have a glass of water?
RandomTrivia: It took all of 25 seconds for Adam to call Twitch Chat idiots/equivalent :D
Scy_Anide: Yeah, it's 8PM here so I go to bed after Dice Friends.
hexy_lexy: DO IT YOU WONT ADAM U COWARD
YeetTheRich_: no.
NotCainNorAbel: When is the SECOND Warning?
it616: pls show witherbloom precon
LidofLoathing: it will be bedtime at the end of this
Kramburger: It's 10am, it's not even Naptime man
lord_wertornion: it is 2 am
djalternative: We live to be yelled at by Adam
Fanklok: But I work third shift
ContingentCat: I just got here and already first warning?
asthanius: "Time"
sydnius: i wanna watch CARSON
lamina5432: high entertainment value
TheWooglie: I feel called out
LidofLoathing: FOMO
asthanius: It's called Time
it616: <message deleted>SHOW WITHERBLOOM PRECON NOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's what you think Adam - I watch these live, and THEN I watch them again on YouTube. Double the yelling at me! Kappa
PharaohBender27: Well, I don't usually go to sleep at 5 PM, but I guess I got my orders Kappa
fastlane250: guess I'll start running after the stream ends
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corefluxx: 17 months... This year keeps getting longer and longer.
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asthanius: Sunk Cost Fallacy
Mr_Dirty: This week Beej reads the book and Adam just screams while Paul makes faces.
codatski: Just @ me next time Adam
lochnessseammonster: yeeep jlrrFacepalm
thraximore: AKA what my therapist and I have been fighting for two years
MAPBoardgames: mood
Ba_Dum_Tish: When this started up it was still listed as Art and I think Adam reads a book is still high art
saucemaster5000: but... I like cooking dinner....
RandomTrivia: Smooth LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
CururuGuasu: Mmmm…slop
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Juliamon: Fridge slime seabatTROG
lochnessseammonster: lots of things...
corefluxx: Beejbod
sydnius: detrivores!!
Tiber727: Perfect segue.
RandomTrivia: We pay to construct Beej? Sweet!
NightValien28: oh yeah the beej bod
Alas_Babylon: Fridge sauerkraut
lochnessseammonster: lrrBEEJ
fastlane250: fill this drawer with slime *clap clap*
NightValien28: thor would be proud
SkylerRingtail: Beej slurps the whole thing
Jobot180: The Beej juice
ContingentCat: That is the thought process behind cooking soup in bulk
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES lrrWOW
ArdCollider: beej served in a very different Starfleet
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
asthanius: Experience Beej Juice
sydnius: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOPY
Mattmitchell45: Mood Slime?
MAPBoardgames: Beej Joos
xantos69: You literally just have to tell me how much to donate to see that happen live on stream and I'll go update my subscription right now
sydnius: is vigo
CururuGuasu: Ghostbusters 2: Secret of the Ooze
TheWriterAleph: store dot net. it's dot coooom
Gildan_Bladeborn: Vigo the Carpathian, yes.
RandomTrivia: ADAM
margieargie: Whoever first grabbed store dot com is probably rolling in it
ElementalAlchemist: Adam.
ContingentCat: Can you get the ooze pour on you by a big guy in a gimp suit like on Uh-oh?
codatski: Adam
Mr_Dirty: Legal says no to that slogan
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: we knew where that was going...
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was just about to make a flared base joke.
sydnius: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
MostExcellentHat: >_>
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
LadyLavinias: This is such a great time to tune in
Kramburger: Adam living the dream
NotCainNorAbel: we can all do it once per job
Alas_Babylon: You've got a thing about telling your bosses interesting things lately
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Fanklok: If I see my boss I will
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RandomTrivia: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: That sentence is honestly very, VERY mundane for what goes on in my office.
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lochnessseammonster: i am my boss... and i would fire me PrideLaugh
asthanius: From the company that brought you "Egg Nut"
RandomTrivia: Smapdi_Flaffermann LUL
ContingentCat: We're not going to judge how you use the waterbottle you buy
djalternative: Egg Nut!
Alas_Babylon: @asthanius Come all ye faithful
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BrokenGolem: i mean, typically you do have to take your time and build up to ass-bottle. otherwise going to get hurt
TheMerricat: HA! You fools, I'm already unemployed. :D
NotCainNorAbel: it was very clear that ass bottle was over the line
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ContingentCat: there's a strong prescient set
sydnius: lrrGARBO
Fanklok: Oh Adam did you see the fan art Heather did of you for CDHC today?
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asthanius: Adam was a stranger pulled in off the street
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
circusofkirkus: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
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NightValien28: HAHAHA
Catcard: asjdhkjhf
lochnessseammonster: yeah not til road quest
Kramburger: "That's Adam." "That's not an answer"
Pteraspidomorphi: Took me years as a viewer
Scy_Anide: They didn't know Adam from Adam.
sydnius: LUL
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Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
TheWriterAleph: "We just opened the door and he wandered in, I DON'T KNOW"
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, when Adam started his stream, I knew who he was because he'd been in old Commodore Hustle episodes, and Iron Stomach Challenge.
hexy_lexy: "Thats Adam! hes James's look-a-like!"
NightValien28: why does that giant buff man has the keys to the building?
Mattmitchell45: Glad the Friday Nights/CH continuaty captured that
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Simonark: 44. It’s the integer of numbers, I guess.
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Scy_Anide: They were just playing the long con for Road Quest.
ContingentCat: Then you spent a week in a car together
Kramburger: "He's... SO BIG"
asthanius: Met over a bag of penis-shaped candy
CaptainSpam: I'll admit, when Adam's Gamehaus first started, I had no clue who Adam was or what he was doing on the LRR channel. :p
noSmokeFire: this casts a whole new light on the Road Quest pairing
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
Fanklok: Beej did... did you want Adam to step on you?
v_nome: Paul went to a different stag party
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
sydnius: fever dream
NightValien28: that scans
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Gildan_Bladeborn: That is... the correct realization to make about the Resident Evil movies.
Jobot180: Brilliant stag dos, boys
Lithobraker: It took THREE?!
ContingentCat: that was the party Jer's real friends went to
ContingentCat: lrrBEEJ
opal_moth: dead i think possibly living dead
Fanklok: Resident Evil movies are just "here watch my hot wife do karate and flips and shit"
asthanius: Casino Zone
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was North Ward.
NotCainNorAbel: @Lithobraker The studio didn't notice until much later...
v_nome: @Fanklok I for one like watching his hot wife do flips and shit
Gildan_Bladeborn: We have not done Castle Ward.
Gildan_Bladeborn: North Ward was last stream, yes.
Diabore: nor ward
sydnius: Burt Ward
PharaohBender27: Castle Ward doesn't sound familiar
YeetTheRich_: hehe
MagicalAttackGecko: YUP
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm Adam plls
Rivulatus_: have you done starbord?
asthanius: hehe
hexy_lexy: TEE HEE CWORD
Rivulatus_: What about port?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sea Ward was the one you did on the first time you played this. There was a dragon tower there if memory serves.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
saucemaster5000: defenitely haven't done castle ward... my favorite room is there...
DiscordianTokkan: Oh that!
RandomTrivia: Welcome to Savidan's Soapbox!
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Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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asthanius: cause they had pictures of bumblebees on em!
Fanklok: Real fake tattoos
fastlane250: Simpsons references? But it's not Tuesday night! lrrBEEJ
ElementalAlchemist: It might be a hilarious joke for a cover-up tattoo
hexy_lexy: OOK OOK
opal_moth: trolling in twitch chat
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's just a long-running conspiracy of costume makers, like the new beast token from Midnight Hunt.
Wolveroo: YOu guys should check out Devolution by Max Brooks
Rivulatus_: it take a whole for some one to lose a phon in the woods7
Wolveroo: it is about bigfoot
Fanklok: Remember when people were buying phones with Flappy Bird on it for thousands of dollars
sydnius: caves have wifi? whonu
fastlane250: i unironically want an N-Gage for my tech collection
KeytarCat: "Used to be the Castle-les ward, but it got shortened as folks moved in from out of town"
RandomTrivia: Is it even possible to get stuff done in this book? :D
Fanklok: N-Gage does not sound like it would be a video game device
asthanius: Can't get these castle walls pregnant
Diabore: T H I C C
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: Get a load of these thicc and chiseled walls, yo. Kappa
sydnius: stacked neatly
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Anexmedia: So what you're saying is, there's a chance
Tiber727: So you're saying I have a chance?
TheMerricat: @fastlane250 They apparently are going from $40-$100 on ebay if you really really want one. :D
Kazman20a: what Adam you don't want to be a meme
Rivulatus_: ticc wals
ContingentCat: the lenght of 10 tall men sounds like something different
Rivulatus_: dummy thicc walls
asthanius: 10 tall men consensually lying on top of each other
Fanklok: Would that be a freudian slip?
sydnius: my walls are 11 men thicc
KeytarCat: @Fanklok Said one thing, meant your mother-ANOTHER
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Stay focused.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You can tell that the people who wrote this worked on D&D.
margieargie: 19th century novel style, an entire chapter about some barely-relevant thing
TheMerricat: pot calling kettle Adam?
Spluuga: I had a ngage.. you know what annoys me more than side talking? the way people talk to their phones on speaker now. the weird claw hand with the bottom of the phone in their ear..
ContingentCat: when you're getting paid by the word this is what happens
Rhynerd: I wonder how useful this book could be for somebody wanting to run a Dragon Heist campaign.
Smapdi_Flaffermann: You can't RP unless you really P the R and the only way you can P the R is if you know where the ceremonies of pomp and regalia were hosted.
NotCainNorAbel: It fills the pages where it says You died.
Fanklok: Hook all those children into the stanic cult of D&D
RandomTrivia: LUL
asthanius: Mmmmm Drizz'l Donut
RandomTrivia: DRIZZLE DONUT
Tiber727: If we're not going to use all these details, why did we come up with them?
RandomTrivia: Holy shit that's good
Rebornflames subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Rebornflames: I wanted to watch live tonight but I'm still half way through last episode and got too distracted with other things to catch up today. hope you have fun
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Gildan_Bladeborn: That is canonically his name now. Thanks Beej!
Lithobraker: @margieargie I'm having flashbacks to Les Miserables trying to describe the topological features of Waterloo without a map...
Fanklok: Hey I think this Beej guy might be a comedic genius
Kelderan: It always makes me smile at how many people in the streams I frequent use the pronoun Twitch plugin. lrrSHINE elfunkHeart joekimHeart
Kramburger: Drizzle Do'Nut sounds like a Mad magazine parody
LunarJade: @RandomTrivia I mean, I stole that, but it IS perfect.
sydnius: ag ar on
Fanklok: Aragorn? Wrong IP
KeytarCat: Put "Agar on" it
Fanklok: Wait three places?
Fanklok: But four were listed
RandomTrivia: Drunken Shrunken Head needs recalibrating :D
asthanius: fuckin Alf
PharaohBender27: katesLewd
KeytarCat: My bard set up shop in the back of a comedy club
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLol
prince_infidel: The fuck Adam
saucemaster5000: hoo boy here we go...
Gildan_Bladeborn: If the mouth is sewed shut... how did we give it wine earlier?
nupaladinace: Being into asphyxiation would explain the mouth being sewn shut
KeytarCat: Choke, not strangle, so just need access to mouth...
asthanius: The Fuck: Adam
thraximore: it worked umbraHappy
Catcard: I did that! Just now!
sydnius: h,mmmm
Mysticman89: *partial breath*
Fanklok: Well you failed you're getting a low chuckle out of me
YeetTheRich_: fuck adam? I hardly know him
djalternative: The Fuck: Adam coming to Switch 2021
KeytarCat: "The bad jokes are the price we pay for the good jokes"
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: LUL
RandomTrivia: Rekt
NightValien28: wooooooow
ElementalAlchemist: lrrWOW
codatski: Adam is the spearhead of LRR's "wholesome the fuck" style and I will not be taking further questions
RandomTrivia: Wait, does that mean all the powerful wizardswent away? :D
nupaladinace: jfc beej
NotCainNorAbel: oh, so the book did have an editor, they just decided to add this one line
nupaladinace: Based on previous tongue discussions I thought you were a professional linguist
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then someone will GET that reference.
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
Mysticman89: the good werders r gawn
Fanklok: If it was locked no oen could get out if ther ewas a fire
sydnius: it werks
albatros064: better a confluence of events than a jira of events...
Fanklok: Why say lot word
ContingentCat: you'd die smashing your head against the door
djalternative: Adam just runs into every channel in his discord and posts "the ghosts must have chased away all of the good spellers"
ContingentCat: "cat fud" yes
hexy_lexy: MEESTER WEENTERS
TheWriterAleph: dohhh-ho-ho-ho
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
sydnius: meester kennedy
ElementalAlchemist: so sassy narrator
BlackIsis: must have died on stage
Fanklok: Wow we've gone from weasle being a dick to just the character
TheWriterAleph: The Ghost of Comedy
RandomTrivia: Come on, Vicious Mockery isn't THAT powerful...
zed_alpha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
zed_alpha: ALMOST night
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RandomTrivia: Undead Paladin vs Ghost rap battle GO!
v_nome: What if it's the ghost of George Burns?
Fanklok: But you're both dead
kusinohki: did he die on stage?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your character is also a paladin.
NightValien28: not by much but sure
Fruan: "Are you funnier than a ghost", this fall on NBC
sydnius: Squid1 lrrSPOOPY Squid4
Gildan_Bladeborn: Known jokesters, those paladins.
YeetTheRich_: the ghost of simpsons references
BlackIsis: I mean...technically...
saucemaster5000: ghost of sagan also tells bad jokes
sydnius: BFA
Saskquatchewan: But that's what they're ex-spectre-ing you to think
kusinohki: "I'm a better dancer than Michael Jackson"
RandomTrivia: @Saskquatchewan *polite applause*
Fanklok: There's a stage musical of Pokemon
Fanklok: The 90's were weird
serramarkov: Who was Snow White's brother?
RandomTrivia: "You see, I heard that you were talking shit"
Fruan: Carl Sagan's ghost would be so comflicted about the whole thing.
TheWriterAleph: James T Jermit
sydnius: billions and billions
BlackIsis: Carl Sagan's ghost is going to come haunt you and be like... "well, guess I was wrong about the whole no afterlife thing"
TheWriterAleph: *Kermit
thraximore: wow, it's like he's really here
LordZarano: CarlSmile
serramarkov: Egg White, get the yolk?
ContingentCat: Nah I think Carl Sagan's going to be haunting antivax people an such
Twilight_Spark: :/
Lithobraker: Beetlejuice the Musical the Musical the Musical is ok, it's really popular among TikTokkers
YeetTheRich_: wheelerJoke
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
NightValien28: I can see why they killed this fella
Fanklok: Haha casual racism is funny yep
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: !cardname Ectoplasmic Funnyman
hexy_lexy: Adam "Ectoplasmic Funny Man" Savidan
ArcOfTheConclave: Ectoplasmic Adam?
BlackIsis: what?
sydnius: MercyWing1 DarkMode MercyWing2
BlackIsis: I don't even get that one
Fruan: "Ectoplasmic Funnyman" is the name of my Oingo Boingo coverband
RandomTrivia: Can we at least TRY contacting a Cleric? :D
noSmokeFire: @BlackIsis poop, probably
RandomTrivia: @Fruan sergeJustRight
margieargie: Wow, this club is dead tonight
kusinohki: cause of death - bad jokes. "must have been a rough crowd"
BlackIsis: @noSmokeFire mmmm...kay
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh please, get this guys opinion on politics.
RandomTrivia: See what they think of the Lich
7gorobei: weekend update, live from Waterdeep
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HorusFive: Ah the soothing sounds of Adam's voice.
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ElementalAlchemist: I wonder if this whole segment is one writer dunking on another writer
BlackIsis: wow, this guy is doing a whole comedy special
Fanklok: Oh god the ghost is Wheeler doi
YeetTheRich_: ayyy
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
opal_moth: how dare they insult puns
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
LadyAiluros: ohhhhhh
Fanklok: Damn it Adam
HorusFive: lrrWOW
Mumpaaah: Got 'im
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown wheelerClown
thraximore: daYUM
NightValien28: oooooooooooooh
TheWriterAleph: :O
gualdhar: DUDE you can't just murder Ben when he can't defend himself
LadyAiluros: shots fired
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
HorusFive: CurseLit
sydnius: LUL
TheWriterAleph: "ha. ha. ha." -zombie laughing
opal_moth: mental damage
RandomTrivia: We literally take psychic damage from this...
xantos69: Paul the laughing power starts in the groin.
kusinohki: pretty sure the funny bone is someplace else
Mumpaaah: Lift with your legs. Laugh from the groin.
Fanklok: Paul have you been laughing wrong?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Everyone knows comedy comes from... the groin. Kappa
saucemaster5000: laugh from the groin in private or with consensual partners
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
sydnius: laugh with your knees
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
hexy_lexy: FUCKING BEEJ
dweebert91: Well done Beej
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
opal_moth: no Segways only hover boards
Fanklok: What ahout non sequiturs?
RandomTrivia: Awww
Gildan_Bladeborn: We helped it into the afterlife? Rad.
sydnius: imp, so sus
LidofLoathing: nooo, truck-kun!
DarkMorford: LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol
Fanklok: A truck driven by the Incredible Hulk?
hexy_lexy: mine is to love everyone more then they can imagine
xantos69: In that case....I could only move on once the guy driving the truck dies.
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Going_Medium: I'm in for this silliness :-)
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zeanith_helfire: Truck kun is out for vengeance
opal_moth: paul is now a villianess in a romance game
sydnius: clubs
FITorion: Isn't there a manga about the guy driving the truck that people keep getting isekaied by?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, the hoop TOTALLY'll teleport
saucemaster5000: a VASE was a part of the staff
PharaohBender27: Dang I keep forgetting to post my clips tonight :p https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedCrispyDogDatBoi-Yr0Uvo1kaHs9biyG
Gildan_Bladeborn: If pieces of the staff looked like pieces of a staff, this game would be much easier.
Fanklok: A while? It's been like 2 weeks
sydnius: bzzt new universe
Mysticman89: do you think you could wear one of soniccs rings on your finger?
ContingentCat: while you're doing things god how about dealing with this covid bullshit
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's... not good for undead though.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Did Adam just reach for the brass ring?
KeytarCat: Mindor?
Fanklok: Some rolled a 20 on their Diplomacy check
Makrosian_Tae: Dennis Rodnim?
KeytarCat: oof
thraximore: Yikes
ElementalAlchemist: ugh
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, slurs, cool
hexy_lexy: Y I K E S
sydnius: SF6 voice
HorusFive: Something besides infinite magic beans to give to people
Gildan_Bladeborn: I call shenanigans - we're undead, heal spells should hurt us in D&D. We want harm spells.
thraximore: @Gildan_Bladeborn I was wondering if the book was going to punish him for that LUL
Electrodyne: BEEEEEEEEEEEANS
opal_moth: technically magic beans
HorusFive: Are the beans magic, or is it the bags?
Mr_Dirty: why only take 1?
RandomTrivia: We'll just give them to the gnomes to hold lrrBEEJ
korvys: Man, seeing a lot on the internet about beanbags today...
Fanklok: Oh wow we founda bag of holding how wild
Gildan_Bladeborn: And Adam should know, having spent so long playing Resident Evil games recently.
sydnius: toss across, we are ready
saucemaster5000: adam earned a bag of holding from the last three BS adventures
Fanklok: What about Darkerest Dungeon
kusinohki: could you imagine - inventory tetris by pen and paper?
HorusFive: This is a man who knows of what he speaks, when he speaks of inventory management
Wolveroo: Metroid Dread?
Mysticman89: how will people enjoy inventory tetris tho
Last_Living_Dalia: I started playing this TTRPG Forbidden Lands, in which carrying capacity is a key element. It's done pretty well there.
Twilight_Spark: Magic beans in the magic bean bag. Right in the coin purse.
ArcOfTheConclave: Wasn't skyrim a weight system?
BlackIsis: Yes.
RandomTrivia: UM
ContingentCat: gross
dkosa: there's no limit to how much you can backpack, that would be crazy
RandomTrivia: Wait, WHY IS THE PROP KLNIFE SHARP?!
Fanklok: Oh I think it's like a thing that was used to have an "accident" with bad actors
saucemaster5000: @RandomTrivia kitchen regulations
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lithobraker: Method actors
Twilight_Spark: The head didn't say that it actually killed the actors. I.e. you fake that it's a stage knife then actually kill people with it.
sydnius: damn it Jimmy Diresta
ContingentCat: oh no
TheMerricat: This is a knife for professional Stabbists! :D
RandomTrivia: Oh that makes sense Twilight_Spark
PharaohBender27: OUCH
Kramburger: Sounds like a Hitman level solution
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
thraximore: thanks goodness
ContingentCat: still wow
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oof.
Twilight_Spark: Sorry, the head *did* say it actually killed the actors, typo.
meachamo: On the set of The Punisher they just straight up stabbed Kevin Nash
dkosa: THE CROW
ContingentCat: his next role as a dead ody
HorusFive: If Daniel Day Louis wants something YOU DO IT
ContingentCat: *body
shendaras: Law and Order.
Lithobraker: It happened at a highschool production of Sweeney Todd. They accidentally cut TWO kids' throats!
Boon_33: almost got added to the list of actors killed with prop weapons
Fanklok: Which one is Daniel Day Louis?
saucemaster5000: still need to cast daniel day lewis as a cancer researcher
gualdhar: ok, fine, top billing for stabbing Daniel Day Lewis?
HorusFive: @Lithobraker I heard about it on Feed Dump! (And also the real news)
RandomTrivia: LUL
fastlane250: "Mr. Day Lewis's Personal Trainer: [you]"
KeytarCat: "Murderer to Mr. Lewis"
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ElementalAlchemist: The illusion of choice!
hexy_lexy: IM HOWLING LUL
ContingentCat: trick question clubs or clubs
dkosa: fire clubs for the win
TheWriterAleph: juggling women or juggling women?
Fanklok: Wizard love juggle woman, make magic torch for juggle woman
ElementalAlchemist: Hatsune Miku?
BlackIsis: do not hold him
sydnius: gotta keep seperate phones
saucemaster5000: I have tongs that work that way
opal_moth: one watches
Fanklok: A marketing department
electra310: Spectres are mean?
Gildan_Bladeborn: A specter is made of shadows.
RandomTrivia: Specters have more powers, I think?
niccus: havent you played phasmophobia
Mr_Dirty: one is a bond villain
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
HorusFive: about 10HP
meachamo: what's a wraith?
Last_Living_Dalia: Ghosts haunt a spot and have a purpose, spectres are just chilling
ContingentCat: spectors are more pretentious
TheMerricat: the page number you find them in the Dungeons Master guide on :P
sydnius: rent
Talin06: game mechanics?
saucemaster5000: one stars Swayze, one stars Craig
dkosa: ghosts are sane
Lithobraker: Good question. Next question
prince_infidel: Specters are a higher challenge rating
serramarkov: Specters are Bond villains
DeM0nFiRe: Spectres are secret agents from Mass Effect
eric_christian_berg: Specters wander around draining life, like assholes. Ghosts possess people.
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YeetTheRich_: please do
Mr_Dirty: Pau get a timer ready
ElementalAlchemist gets a stopwatch
Fanklok: So its just ging to be the stream continuing as normal?
hexy_lexy: CONTINUOUS ENTUSIASTIC SREAMING
ghyllnox: Don't threaten me with a good time
HorusFive: So.... like average Twitch channel
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
th3mpire: someone get the timer ready
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
prince_infidel: Always lucky
RandomTrivia: NEVER PUNISHED!
sydnius: Just Screaming
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
HorusFive: seabatClap This man is NEVER punished
TotallyNotaBeholder: FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: "That's your one, Savidan." - God, probably
Fanklok: "I threaten the book" "What why? Fine roll Intimidate" "Natural 20"
RandomTrivia: Rods++
Diabore: mmmh, thicc
Kelderan: seabatCHOICE Adam making it look easty
dkosa: lrrCREEPL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrCREEPR
sydnius: average
thraximore: Khaleesi?
Twilight_Spark: Oh yeah, mother of dragons etc.
dukeofbread: Deneras
Deftscythe: the magic was pretty medium rather than strictly good
LordZarano: The staff was staff
Last_Living_Dalia: Remember not to use the staff to do something evil, or it will break
BlackIsis: What's your problem with thumbsLore adam
electra310: Not purely good covers a lot of ground
Twilight_Spark: Get me my MURDERIN' staff.
thraximore: Neutral Good. We all make mistakes.
Boon_33: +1 Rod of no naughty
Mr_Dirty: Some days you just leave the good spell staff at home
Deftscythe: sometimes somebody catches you on a bad day, you turn them into a newt
Fanklok: Didn't the book say that like 4 or so pieces are probaly in Hronts posession?
Gildan_Bladeborn: And when the game DOES kill you, you'll just turn back time and pretend that it didn't.
HorusFive: Sounds like a plan
electra310: I like this gentleman's style
thraximore: Move on with your un-life
RandomTrivia: Make the phylacterys touch :D
sydnius: huuuuuuuu
Fanklok: SUPER HRONT SUPER HRONT
saucemaster5000: Fair warning to @LoadingReadyRun -- the endgame of the book is long, like 5 whole areas to explore. Don't know if this is meant to be the last stream, but there's a chunk there.
Saxpython: It's funny, that hand gesture is the ASL for "more"
Jobot180: :He's a dog person, I'm cats only!"
Mumpaaah: Any place is an amusement park if you try hard enough
sydnius: do we have this book’s DRM
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Deftscythe: this dude looks like the wizard equivalent of the movie police captain who is sick of the hero cop's shit
Saxpython: yup
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Fanklok: Which Ben?
KeytarCat: Adam want's 54 more
Lithobraker: What's the ASL for more PLAIN BUN
electra310: Aw, Penelope!
A_Dub888: BeardingReadyRun
dukeofbread: oof
ContingentCat: katesLol ouch
Saxpython: yup early child communication
sydnius: lrrIAN lrrMATT lrrPAUL lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER
RandomTrivia: I mean... lrrPAUL lrrIAN lrrSERGE lrrGRAHAM lrrADAM lrrJAMES lrrBEN lrrWHEELER lrrNELSON lrrMATT lrrALEX
YeetTheRich_: I will believe beej would rock a beard until I am convinced otherwise
Transmuted_Elf: wait i knew the hands wave in ASL as cheering but i guess it was above shoulders
Jobot180: Nothing like the blunt honesty of a small child
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Dice Friends!
HorusFive: Ben lrrBEN Owned by a 2yo.
dukeofbread: Beej beard when?
LunarJade: @dukeofbread [Beej] Never. I can't grow a beard.
Fanklok: I was about to ask
Lord_ZYRK: Transmuted_Elf ASL is not baby sign language
Mumpaaah: I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
thraximore: Huh
CururuGuasu: Revenant Evil
sydnius: they drop essences
Transmuted_Elf: @Lord_ZYRK aparently i missed the baby part, just heard sign language
thraximore: Ouch
Jobot180: Like Leo Decaprio?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrWOW
ContingentCat: the millenial dream, dying
Fanklok: This guy probaly just really wanted t o organize the library
Last_Living_Dalia: "All of us other undead were being weird and creepy ironically"
Bugberry: they should get a life
HorusFive: So.... lighting this guy on fire, right?
sydnius: @bugberry LUL
saucemaster5000: you did
Deftscythe: is this the revenant of prince Humperdinck?
KeytarCat: @Lord_ZYRK ASL does have the same sign, but it's sometimes done as more horizontal? Quick google shows it's borrowed directly
thraximore: at the gambling hall?
Mumpaaah: I'm imagining Adam's character responding to the revenant exactly like that
epsilondelphine: lrrGRAHAM tqsKnife
Rhynerd: Gream Stark, master assassin.
Deftscythe: my child is also called Gream
RandomTrivia: It was PERFECT
electra310: We saw that, it was great :D
DiscordianTokkan: Yours was VERY good
opal_moth: it was amazing
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: I noticed it was great
RandomTrivia: LUL
sydnius: greem.com…. avail?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
circusofkirkus: WOW
thraximore: oh NO LUL
Bugberry: Practice makes perfect
Gildan_Bladeborn: Has Graham... not watched these streams?
empyreon: LUL
HorusFive: seabatClap seabatBRAIN
circusofkirkus: looks like someone isn't a true LRR fan
ContingentCat: Wow G never watches your streams
thraximore: @Gildan_Bladeborn apparently NOT
opal_moth: has he not seen highlight reels
magical_writer: So you are saying he doesn't watch your streams.
Mumpaaah: spot the fake LRR fan
dukeofbread: I'm naming my next character Greeme
Saxpython: FBtouchdown ?
Phailhammer: Tell me you don't watch Let's Nope, without saying you don't watch Let's Nope. :D
kusinohki: how long before adam and kathleen do a snorsh skit?
Fanklok: What is the sick rips called?
deathjavu: no one can watch all the lrr streams, there aren't enough hours in the day. trust me, I've tried before
Bugberry: Okay Sumer
deathjavu: lrr is just a firehose of content
Jobot180: Better than upper left buttock
chaostreader: @fanklok I don’t think it’s out yet but it will probably be called House hunters.
Dumori: This guy sure remembers things
electra310: Vaguely erotic?
thraximore: Must be the way a Revenant presents; obsessive and particular
Mumpaaah: This guys IS extra
noSmokeFire: this guy is describing a murder like a waiter trying to sell you on an appetizer
Fanklok: Yes Paul "alive"
gualdhar: cops kill enough as is...
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HorusFive: Look- if somebody stabbed me, I'd definitely obsess about the killer and not somethings about some sled from my childhood
Bugberry: to dead to live to angry to die.
KeytarCat: @gualdhar "He was wearing a uniform a lot like yours!"
opal_moth: i always hear buddy cop as bunny cop
Fanklok: Zootopia?
Sarah_Serinde: brb replaying Ghost Trick :P
saucemaster5000: ooh I do gotta get around to playing ghost trick
dukeofbread: Sir Greeme
sydnius: Ghost Cop on TNT
Jobot180: Ghost Cop, this fall on NBC
Jobot180: @sydnius great minds
KeytarCat: Inferno Cop?
Rhynerd: Sounds more like the cop should be a necromancer whose partner is a revenant he made out of the victim of the week.
sydnius: @jobot180 HSWP
Fanklok: Revenants know which direction the peron(s) it wants to kill
Fanklok: are
dukeofbread: what the actual
KeytarCat: This is autism response to trauma
KeytarCat: *an
ghyllnox: Uh, maybe don't
chaostreader: Obsession and Hate can often get confused with Lust because the physical signs are similar
saucemaster5000: he got killed for being obsessed with killing Greene
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
sydnius: TableHere
xantos69: cheer50 bits!
Fanklok: Hmm is giving bits the digital equivalent of throwing change? Not that we should stop giving entertainers we like money
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Dog_of_Myth: Woo. Get the vaccine. That is all.
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Saxpython: :Z
electra310: Cronch
electra310: The revenant has feelings about Greeme
Saxpython: wow shots fired
HorusFive: That look lrrBEEJ
thraximore: They're the reply guys with Lutri as the PFP :)
Electrodyne: The Crow is a revenant
tajessa: hey!
sydnius: revenants have friendster pages
Diabore: does this revenant have a manager? that was very rude
Electrodyne: And Sting but not California Sting
HorusFive: it's funny they don't give you any option to actually have information (or even pretend you have it)
Electrodyne: California Sting is a California Revenant, they're different
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dkosa: you'd undie
sydnius: this fall on Netflix… Return of Greem
Electrodyne: Yeah, good undies
Saxpython: he made a dumb vase
Fanklok: Erotic satire? Go on...
ArcOfTheConclave: Grem's fursonas
Sethalidos: bannana?
DeM0nFiRe: "Where is the North Ward?" "Sorry, complete mystery"
Diabore: murderer killed by murdered? "oh no, anyway"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Aha - THIS is why you had questions about "if you're alone" when you went there.
sydnius: escort quest yay
YeetTheRich_: depends ... did the cold ever bother you?
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, well remembered
noSmokeFire: the casino, yeah
ContingentCat: sure
Fanklok: What are they gonna do kill you?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Last time you solemnly swore not to kill someone, and then did it anyways.
KeytarCat: Aiding AND abetting!
sydnius: +revenant rep
KeytarCat: hehehe, abetting in a casino
Gildan_Bladeborn: Accomplice to murder is no biggie, in the grand scheme of things.
magical_writer: Abetting is what we do with all these channel points
RandomTrivia: Abetting is more about encouraging than actually helping, apparently
thraximore: My impression is that abetting is tacitly allowing it to happen by not reporting the perpetrator?
KeytarCat: Encouraging, if not directly helping with commission
hexy_lexy: @magical_writer BOO (i love it)
ArcOfTheConclave: Aiding a crime means helping someone else commit a crime. Abetting means to encourage or incite a criminal act.
sydnius: lrrCIRCLE_SG
saucemaster5000: abbeting implies encouragement to do the thing
ElementalAlchemist: so it's not quite the same as "stop and stop"
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHA
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: When we encourage you to make bad decisions, and then you make those bad decisions, that's us abetting you.
Fanklok: But revenants know what direction and how far away their prey is
BusTed: Always gotta get that dig in there.
magical_writer: Sounds like the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
sydnius: ….senpai
Twilight_Spark: Is "perceiving beauty" what the kids are calling it these days?
RandomTrivia: UH
RandomTrivia: Is Gream a fucking DRAGON?!
KeytarCat: SingsNote I know you~ SingsNote
sydnius: Emerald Gream?
noSmokeFire: is the dragon a metaphor??
RandomTrivia: No reason a dragon couldn't stab someone while in human form
Fanklok: Wait is he Ebondeath?
Diabore: we going abetting!
KeytarCat: 7th sense!
ArcOfTheConclave: Greem is a dragon with a giant pointed thagomizer?
Electrodyne: Gream Stark?
paronomasiac042: Greem Stork
Electrodyne: there it is, Greem Stork
Fanklok: Looming like the Undertaker in that one meme
hexy_lexy: Gream Stonk
HorusFive: lrrGRAHAM_SG Greame!
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
RandomTrivia: "Wake up so I can kill you!"
Saxpython: oh no the efluvium
ContingentCat: it's not the same to stab him like that
Electrodyne: Don't kill lrrGRAHAM
KeytarCat: "harder" - Gream, probably
KiloRomeo058: Ruh roh!
RandomTrivia: Wow, thanks Weasel
Diabore: ya he ded
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, not being awake when someone kills you seems like the way you'd want to go.
Saxpython: lol
KiloRomeo058: XD
sydnius: that’s why we call them trash
HorusFive: Quite a word-picture there
Saxpython: a civil engineer wrote this ...probably
KeytarCat: Into the vault!
magical_writer: cheer50
Fanklok: Just push it real deep down and forget about it forever
AveryCorvus: For the first time in Forgotten Realms history, an adventurer thinks "Maybe killing the villain is perpetuating violence?"
asthanius: "Yow."
YeetTheRich_: yow.
RandomTrivia: Whoever wrote this book must have recently bought a book of metaphors :D
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BusTed: seabatYIKES
asthanius: "Big off"
Saxpython: A+
thraximore: Well said
ContingentCat: oofa doofa
thraximore: Hm.
RandomTrivia: Justice was severed
KeytarCat: Time spent wasting baddies is never time wasted
saucemaster5000: super long... pointless sidequest. But hey! Murder!
LordZarano: Yow.
YeetTheRich_: yow
PharaohBender27: Welp
RandomTrivia: Welp
sydnius: oh no our save is corrupt
thraximore: oopsie daisy
RandomTrivia: Did we softlock a fucking book?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hmmm....
ContingentCat: whoops
Fanklok: Its impossible to softlock these books
Gildan_Bladeborn: Murder DIDN'T reward us?
Fanklok: You can go straight to the final boss fro mteh start
Saxpython: Blame Graeme
gualdhar: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of our actions
RandomTrivia: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
ContingentCat: I remember you don't need all the bits of the staff so it's fine
thraximore: lrrSPOOPY
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think you scrolled by it when you first played this book.
sydnius: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: well what else do you make a staircase out of ???
YeetTheRich_: laughs in dark souls
Electrodyne: if they're zombies it's a scarecase
A_Bullett: We’ve all had nights like that
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne sergePun
Electrodyne: :)
kusinohki: when you're a necromancer, every nail looks like an undead??
Diabore: he about to be dead
BusTed: "Imhotep..."
asthanius: "Briaaaaans...I mean braiiiiins"
Fanklok: Its been established thatundead think you're freinds with them
KiloRomeo058: Just leave
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hello Sam, Hello Ralph
magical_writer: Eh,, It's a living.
spurius: hello fellow teen zombies
Diabore: @BusTed i understood this reference
KeytarCat: uuuh
asthanius: That boy's back as part of the escalator again!
magical_writer: You know some zombie is chanting "Find Master, bring to magic."
KeytarCat: Tobister?
Fanklok: Oh boy anotyher poltergeist
LordZarano: Half a donut: C
electra310: hehehe
YeetTheRich_: there it is
BusTed: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: We got teleported AGAIN!?
thraximore: womp womp
Electrodyne: wrapped up like a deuce
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrHERE
Fanklok: Oh wow it teleported you to Castel Waterdeep
thraximore: It's complete nonse
electra310: Did we get much random teleportation in the one where our wallet was dummy thicc?
Sky_Kast: LUL
thraximore: I can :D
ContingentCat: @electra310 I don't think we got too far into that one
Fanklok: Wait is teh THE Door?
thraximore: oh yeahhh
Sarah_Serinde: Is this where Adam died last time :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: We were here the first time, yes - not this playthrough though.
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is not where Adam died the first time he played this, no.
Electrodyne: Help the people in the force field
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Sarah_Serinde: Aww
Gildan_Bladeborn: This was the first place he went when after he gave up on the beggar's ward in the first play through.
ElementalAlchemist gesticulates weirdly
electra310: :O
KeytarCat: I just remembered I have an old pillow to add to my dumpster dive Gaming Chair (Fortnite Edition)
ContingentCat: how many does he have?
itira: katesBonk2
noSmokeFire: oh, I think I remember how this ended the first time
kusinohki: "take anything you want!"
KeytarCat: so much more comfortable
Electrodyne: like a tuba
animated_fairy: They had bean men
Electrodyne: morning star isn't an instrument
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, I remember this are
electra310: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: *area
Fanklok: Are they actually gargoyles or gortesques'?
electra310: Kill that bat first
ContingentCat: pet the kitty!
electra310: Vampire bat
DiscordianTokkan: VAMPIRE bat
Twilight_Spark: It's evil y'know.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also it's probably just a vampire.
ghyllnox: Because technically it's a vampire
electra310: Like, for real vampire
frank_the_great: Don't we all?
thraximore: Paul LUL
itira: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
frank_the_great: Do baby gargoyles have souls?
prince_infidel: You & your souls Adam
noSmokeFire: the ones in Hunchback of Notre Dame probably had souls
gualdhar: clearly gargoyles exist they even had a cartoon
BusTed: Didn't you watch that documentary, Disney's Gargoyles?
deathjavu: haven't you seen the documentary, "Gargoyles"?
Japolai: water flows through a gargoyle, grotsques dont
ContingentCat: gargoyles are a real thing, but they're a kind of statue thing
margieargie: I mean, gargoyles exist, they just stay stone in real life
thraximore: they can lose to a BIRD
electra310: If you saw a baby gargoyle in a jar...
satyropodobny: They tend to eat pigeons
YeetTheRich_: dark souls gargoyles drop souls
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
frogomb: they do turn to stone in d&d
RandomTrivia: You've heard of the Weeping Angels, right?
Electrodyne: Gargoyles with Johnathan Frakes?
saucemaster5000: why did you pick the cat?!?!?!?
hexy_lexy: "you pet the cat. you die."
Pal_Friendpatine: The newest Gargoyles board game is kinda cool
thraximore: @hexy_lexy as you deserve
frogomb: cat teleport!
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
BusTed: Spoilers.
thraximore: no no Adam, Jesus is J
electra310: Third grade's plenty
Fanklok: It's very impressive Paul has been able to do all that coding work without knowing his letters
RandomTrivia: Wow Paul
Makrosian_Tae: "We need to contain the Beej"
ContingentCat: it wasn
itira: Wow Paul
DEATHlikescats: the Reign of Been is long and crazy
saucemaster5000: Nothing tops encyclopedia brown
Stormthius: Super Fudge is awesome
lochnessseammonster: lrrPAUL lrrWOW PrideLaugh
DEATHlikescats: *Beej
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
kusinohki: "I haven't finished all the hardy boys yet!:
RandomTrivia: Weasel pls
Gildan_Bladeborn: True story from my childhood: on the FIRST day of class in 1st grade, during orientation, I just sat there reading through all of the reading material that would be assigned to us for the entire rest of the school year.
ContingentCat: it's a cat so probably some contempt
Fanklok: Oh its Familiar, if it "dies" it just goes back to its home plane till it gets resummoned
electra310: That head lacks self-control
ContingentCat: Cat doing what cats love, sleeping
DarkMorford: It's allergic to cats?
kusinohki: furry baby....
electra310: Gonna have to kill the bat
Electrodyne: it's so vascular
DEATHlikescats: your deep lore of Vince is impressive Adam
RandomTrivia: WOAH
ElementalAlchemist: whoa, hey
ContingentCat: HEY
SnackPak_: fair
saucemaster5000: @Gildan_Bladeborn shared mood
PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
lochnessseammonster: whoa now
electra310: That's it, banned
YeetTheRich_: ok now
satyropodobny: THANK YOU
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
DEATHlikescats: spicy!
RandomTrivia: I'm sure Baxter would have a lot to say about that
DiscordianTokkan: But that's US, not CATS
Fanklok: Guess we have to cancel Adam now
RandomTrivia: Yes Adam but that was true
YeetTheRich_: cats and monkes stand together
Saxpython: but I am an idiot...
Dumori: But I'm a cat loving Idiot Adamn!
DEATHlikescats: we ARE IDIOTS, but Cats are AWESOME
ButButTheJesus: ALL CATS ARE REAL
empyreon: I mean, I AM and idiot so....
jchinnock: Here’s the thing: cats won’t and will not give a shit lol
electra310: We don't mind being idiots, we love it. But cats are different!
Rhynerd: We are idiots, but we’re idiots that like cats.
ContingentCat: yeah but we are idiots, but cats are prescious
lochnessseammonster: i'm much more offended by that than the idiot comment PrideLaugh
asthanius: Yeah that’s normal for you
deathjavu: hey, I took an exam yesterday at home via webcam and the cat was NO HELP. cats are useless.
electra310: Kill the bat!
Electrodyne: it exists in imaginationland
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RomanGoro: Be honest, Adam, you'd do the same, take any insult on yourself as if it were nothing and get mad if someone insults your fictional familiar
DEATHlikescats: I love that everyone is on board with cat worship
hexy_lexy: !updog
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thraximore: maybe that's useful for magical defenders, not looking tasty to the undead?
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote fondle
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Fanklok: Gargoyles are designed to scare off ghosts or some shit s they have to be scary
deathjavu: look I have a cat. I love this cat. It is definitely useless and I complain about it regularly. why am I picking up its poop?? should clean up after itself.
ContingentCat: I've got a cat sleeping on me right now and my life is measurably better
deathjavu: cat is lazy
electra310: Creepy
thraximore: Huh
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: so they're taxidermied gargoyles
thraximore: @noSmokeFire bet the living ones really wouldn't enjoy that
Makrosian_Tae: Deez 'Goyles
thraximore: you mean the lit clib?
thraximore: club*
deathjavu: ruh roh
thraximore: I remember now.
electra310: The guard cannot experience beauty
Fanklok: If he was never alive... oh
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: Wait is THAT the c-word? lrrBEEj
ContingentCat: arrest it? wait are we a cop?
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
thraximore: @electra310 It's certainly not in the mood LUL
opal_moth: do you have a permit for that?
lochnessseammonster: seabatHITBOX
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrGOAT there!
Makrosian_Tae: I do
itira: NOPE :P
thraximore: Not really
NonjaBiru: Very
Pteraspidomorphi: The show is called dice friends, but...
asthanius: Hell yeah
YeetTheRich_: I want to give god a shot to punish you
noSmokeFire: maybe if you were rolling against a door
electra310: Onward ever onward!
thraximore: This is a walkthrough, emphasis on the WALK
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, the combat is not the reason I watch these streams.
ElementalAlchemist: I love watching systems played out through dice rolls
lochnessseammonster: not really, but sometimes the dice rolling is fun to watch... more the dice in other situations
zeanith_helfire: combat kinda waists time
Makrosian_Tae: We may not like the combat, but we LOVE Adam doing combat
asthanius: We’re here for the bullshitting
Fanklok: I find the combat very tactical and interesting
Zyme86: Combat PogChamp
ContingentCat: it was pretty great seeing you smash your head against a door until you die
opal_moth: its like saying you watch adult films for the plot
djalternative: The Adam V Door combat is the best part of the streams
corefluxx: Cheer100
RandomTrivia: In the game of Unlife, you either win or you die lrrBEEJ
noSmokeFire: make! friends! with! the! robot!
lochnessseammonster: i'd rather have time to see every option than watch the combat... the other dice rolling is fun :P
jchinnock: And such is life
SnackPak_: like a real job lrrBEEJ
Pteraspidomorphi: I think fighting fantasy books have better non-combat-related randomness, since you can rarely revisit locations
satyropodobny: just like real life!
saucemaster5000: I did not roll the die once when I played through this book
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
empyreon: o7
thraximore: You tell 'em!
itira: Yeah Paul!
Saxpython: lol
margieargie: I wish I had Adam's job security
ANeMzero: Paul, the oppressive.
Twilight_Spark: Time for PVP
magical_writer: Nice speech, now roll the dice
Kikazi: My opinion: I think your reactions add to the viewing enjoyment, but once the combat process is done, what you choose to do is up to (and how you make that choice can also be entertaining)
DeM0nFiRe: Paul, noted bully
asthanius: Welcome to Jobs
spo8n: reading is more fun than rolling dice
kusinohki: the show is called "dice friends". guess we have to change it to just.... "friends" ??
Phailhammer: Oh, so Graham's making him do it, then. lrrBEEJ
Saxpython: oh yeah Paul on D 🤺
thraximore: Fighting Fantasy is closer to a video game
BusTed: I was going to say... who are you trying to convicne?
eric_christian_berg: That's what friends are for.
jchinnock: So combat rolls?
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Fanklok: Look the Lich said your magic sword is really good at killing undead and stuff so clearly it one shots everything
ContingentCat: so pacifist run?
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
BusTed: Haha.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Makrosian_Tae: O x O
zeanith_helfire: I like Adam just telling us what he dose when there's a fight.
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
BusTed: Curious.
YeetTheRich_: destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC
saucemaster5000: Gargoyle hits you with passive disappointment take 10 hp
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satyropodobny: lrrFINE
asthanius: lrrWOW
BusTed: It's a guardian?
YeetTheRich_: it rusts
opal_moth: so the door wont kill him
itira: good question. no more questions.
Juliamon: It's a glorified doormat
Rhynerd: It’s wind-up.
noSmokeFire: you gotta let it in when it rains
electra310: Maybe let people inside
epsilondelphine: or to let visitors in?
djalternative: it's a wind-up key
Fanklok: Uhh secondary key incase mt wizbiz forgets his key
thraximore: gotta go in to access the charging port
ContingentCat: the union says construct gets breaks too
ElementalAlchemist: If it has a key then you have something to find when you play
prince_infidel: Automation
SquareDotCube: You killed the doorman
noSmokeFire: there's a union
DEATHlikescats: the key is a spare for the wizard when he forgets to wear clothes
Saxpython: oh I <3 all this nonsense
asthanius: It’s like hiding a key under a rock
ch3valier42: maybe it needs to pee
satyropodobny: It's a spare key
opal_moth: remember this was a permitless construct
electra310: Neither does Siri, but she can do several things
Rhynerd: spare key also makes sense.
noSmokeFire: some of them have souls trapped in unending torture
tajessa: it's the equivalent of leaving a key under the doormat
deathjavu: It's like the spare key you keep under the doormat, except way safer because it's on the construct's belt
DEATHlikescats: Paul understands what it is
ya_boi_choco: golems are 1 command
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
hexy_lexy: LUL
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
DEATHlikescats: the command is SATISFY
Fanklok: If Beej says "or maybe" its probably horny noted
RandomTrivia: When the wizard was programming the construct they accidentally knocked something over and the reaction of "...FUCK" was caught as the instruction
DEATHlikescats: lol WHOOPS
CaptainSpam: You need the key to open the construct's coin door, at which point 48V shuts down via the safety interlock and you can enter operator mode. Wait...
YeetTheRich_: oh no! ... unless?
DEATHlikescats: PrideUwu PrideShrug
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itira: hahaha
opal_moth: pik achooo
YeetTheRich_: achoo :(
hexy_lexy: LUL ACHOO
DEATHlikescats: aww he is allergic
ghyllnox: So is the cerebrecule allergic to the magic it sniffs out?
hexy_lexy: "achoo. father of asneeze"
DEATHlikescats: I think so @ghyllnox
opal_moth: its a brook closet
ContingentCat: "you die, idiot"
opal_moth: broom*
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
KeytarCat: "Really?"
opal_moth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Never don't left.
DEATHlikescats: @hexy_lexy that good good reference
Fanklok: "You've made some Dustmen veryhappy and died forever"
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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RandomTrivia: Aww, it's Mr. Cellofane the WIzard!
djalternative: It's the hit TV show, "Hole in the Wall!!!!"
asthanius: Oh you did this in the first stream I think
ANeMzero: Are we sure it is a figure and not just a hole that was made for us
Fanklok: Have you heard the story of the Head of Vecna?
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asthanius: Teleportation? Whaaaaat? Noooooo
A_Dub888: Adam "Goldfish Memory" Savidan
noSmokeFire: we were here in the verrrrry first session, back in the day
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
Gildan_Bladeborn: We didn't finish exploring the tower, way back then.
RandomTrivia: Of all the places for a teleport to be justified, I think a wizards house is quite reasonable
saucemaster5000: yeah, there's still stuff here for us to... investigate
LoadingReadyRun: did we get tele ported? or did we just leave
asthanius: We got ported
asthanius: In hindsight it was a pretty obvious trap
Fanklok: When has Adam ever not dove head first into an obvious trap?
asthanius: That's my worry lrrBEEJ
Diabore: @Fanklok depends, was there a door in the way Kappa
Fanklok: What is a door but an obvious trap
ContingentCat: @Diabore that time he dove into the obvious trap like twelve times
Fanklok: Hey he died before making it to the final coffin
itira: Does anyone know where i could maybe possibly find the music that is playing currently?
Juliamon: !bgc
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Fanklok: !music
PharaohBender27: !bgc
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ContingentCat: !bgc
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itira: tyty
ContingentCat: katesLol we're helpers
Juliamon: That track's from the Glory Days remix album
itira: i should have known it was BGC
asthanius: "my skin"
NotCainNorAbel: appendix
eric_christian_berg: My left testicle. It knows what it did.
RandomTrivia: OOF
lamina5432: gluttony
frogomb: butthole
Gildan_Bladeborn: Depends on where the foot is missing from.
Saxpython: lol
asthanius: There's now a hole
Fanklok: Does the gap fill itself or is there just a hole in Beejs tract?
KeytarCat: I really like the way Adam frames his questions. I'd gladly trade some sex organs for [null]
Shirts_: windmill slam, pancreas!
deathjavu: you'd get less nutrition from each meal? I guess you could eat more...
RandomTrivia: Wait, surgical removal by teleport spell? Interesting
itira: oh shiiiit
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
asthanius: See but I don't think you'd actually do that
Saxpython: oh no
ContingentCat: oh no
itira: at all?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: You absolute monster!!
Gildan_Bladeborn: How could you deprive the world of that joy?!
PharaohBender27: D:
Fanklok: Oh no /now/ Adam is humorless
noSmokeFire: instead of laughing a frog comes out
RandomTrivia: But the unique Adam Savidan for-real laugh! We need that!
Raiger: Only because you love to take joy from others Adam :(
GhostValv: the universe would be the worse for it
codatski: Beej gave me FMA flashbacks, thanks Beej
YeetTheRich_: is that what happened to buster keaton?
CaptainSpam: "I just have this TERRIBLE speech impediment that makes EVERYTHING I say sound SO sarcastic."
itira: waaaaaaa
asthanius: !findquote wario
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asthanius: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can we switch laughing with "falling over" like the fainting goats?
Phailhammer: So, you turn into Shane Topp? lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Waaaa, that pun was REAL good
Zyme86: As a post surgical nurse, bowel resections usually means there is an issue in the middle, it is successiful but you have to usually first get an ostomy (temporally have the intensine outside with a pouch you have to empty), the take down is usually later once the bowel has rested. Its a straight forward proceedure but can be disfiguring and akward having the ostomy pouch for a period of time
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ignoring it and looking around is actually a REALLY good idea.
ContingentCat: but that's imps
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a chest with a magic item in it that you probably want to have.
asthanius: "This construct has no feet essence"
Fanklok: Negative form foot water(on sale now)
CranstonSnord: it's your soul sole
itira: the screams are just Adam laughing
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't recall which trap we encountered last time that cut our exploration of the tower short, but we definitely opened the chest, and it wasn't a bad thing.
asthanius: Are they ass bottles?
itira: i dont trust the bottles
asthanius: Runes are also magic and therefore teleporation
Gildan_Bladeborn: Touching the chest is actually a good thing.
TwitchingPokki: i dunno, runes are also vehicles for teleportation
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol lrrSPOOPY
Fanklok: I feel like you would have to follow though with that treat
HorusFive: lrrSPOOPY
Fanklok: threat*
eric_christian_berg: Like the person selling "Mimic" stickers to put on your stuff.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray!
margieargie: Chest of Teleportation?
Fanklok: Poison trap
Fanklok: calling it
HorusFive: This is an obvious trap
Fanklok: Hah called it
ContingentCat: wait how is the ceribricule allergic to magic, isn't it magic?
Saxpython: Vince BibleThump
RandomTrivia: Neat.
Fanklok: Too much magic overloads it or something
TwitchingPokki: poison flour
Gildan_Bladeborn: We didn't step through the portal last time, if I recall correctly.
asthanius: Golden claw
KeytarCat: @TwitchingPokki poison flower flour?
electra310: Was it a nice death?
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ContingentCat: he got better
ContingentCat: it was worth it
TwitchingPokki: positive material plane is super bad for undead right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You shouldn't go there, as a person who is alive, yes.
electra310: But what a way to go!
HorusFive: Dale doesn't kill your character. he simply allows you to do what you want... And THAT kills your character
Rhynerd: Paul volunteered to have his character killed for a short time.
Fanklok: If you have enough XP or money death is a mild inconvenience
HorusFive: "Death is for the poor" Adam on DnD
Fanklok: That's why Dustmen exist in the Planescape setting
BusTed: Stat drains
Fanklok: They want everyone to die a true death forever
Tripleyew: "why, yes, if you you enough spare cash, my god *will* be willing to resurrect you, of course!"
thraximore: Wights, don't mess with 'em
FITorion: 4th had ability that could be used "once a day... When You Die"
Saxpython: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
animated_fairy: Kajheet has life if you have diamonds
djalternative: I am excited for Adam's eventual turn at DM
BusTed: Wow. Hardcore.
RandomTrivia: That's good service
pariahjrl: How can I see PPR since I missed it due to work?
opal_moth: a death insurance policy
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Gildan_Bladeborn: They stay dead, or your money back!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
thraximore: there go MY plans for the fall!
LurkingLuusi: ppr is/will be on there youtube
Fanklok: Wait Adam why do you have your pinky out when holding a gun?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't believe that was a thing we did last time.
deathjavu: "that's the third time this week! this guy is more work than all my other clients combined!"
Diabore: @pariahjrl either here on twitch in the vod section or on youtube in the next few days when they post it
electra310: @pariahjrl VOD is available now, or wait a few days for it to be on YouTube
RandomTrivia: Imagine being on one of the enforcement teams for that, just sitting around, waiting for a signal :D
saucemaster5000: when I was a kid, the joke was if you did not make D&D char, you played a level 0 character naked with a single twig.
margieargie: @Fanklok It's the proper way to hold one, like a teacup
ContingentCat: @Fanklok because it's a fancy gun
pariahjrl: K thanks
Fanklok: But it was a finger gun so he was just doing the shocker
margieargie: Exactly, the proper way <_<
opal_moth: now i want gummy bears...
Fanklok: All of those options sound great
dkosa: teddy ruxpin
ButButTheJesus: bouncing here and there and eeeeverywhere
TwitchingPokki: Maybe you'll become an undead Wizard?
GhostValv: elemental plane of horse
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well only one way to find out!
hexy_lexy: @GhostValv H O N S E
epsilondelphine: yeah, like "you step into the portal and step back out, oops it's been a hundred years in the real world!"
Fanklok: Its a plane where EVERYTHING is horses
Bluedevyl: The shark dimension!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the plane where everything is horse. Obviously.
thraximore: right what it says on the tin
margieargie: The elemental plane of caesium
Gildan_Bladeborn: You do you Adam.
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
ch3valier42: horses can't fly!
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
saucemaster5000: didn't go through it last time
hexy_lexy: what if it was the elemental plane of Being Trapped In Jars
Bluedevyl: seabatBRAIN
Shirts_: lrrHORN AsexualPride lrrAWESOME
Gildan_Bladeborn: I would suggest "whirling bright lights".
Gildan_Bladeborn: For reasons.
margieargie: I WONDER which one you'd want to go to
asthanius: Positive Material Plane has gotta be the burning one, right?
RandomTrivia: Literal heaven? No thanks, I want Pandemonium! :D
deathjavu: what if you only make it halfway through before the portal flips to the other portal
Fanklok: Hmm positive energy plane or the nine hells
dkosa: did someone say burning?
asthanius: FACTS and LOGIC dictates
Perchipy: Please go
Gildan_Bladeborn: If going to hell doesn't kill us, I will be very very surprised.
Fanklok: Por que no los dos?
thraximore: wouldn't positive energy kill you instantly?
HorusFive: But you HAVE the protection stone- so that mean whatsisname DIDN'T take it- so he must be in the OTHER ONE
hexy_lexy: all the Adams in your body? Kappa
HorusFive: lrrCOW
Fanklok: Just like Dende
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yup, that's the positive material plane for you.
RandomTrivia: Literal power overwhelming! lrrCOW
dkosa: brilliantly
electra310: Feels good, man
ContingentCat: yup, but it feels great
deathjavu: you explode but it looks really cool. sadly no one else is around to see it
dkosa: unless they have an amulet
HorusFive: @deathjavu That's not true- the weasel might have seen it when he was also exploding
asthanius: "Not fair" It's a Dale game
Fanklok: A Tabaxi monk, so like quadruple move speed
asthanius: Like the candy?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: This weasel is you.
Fanklok: That weasel is you though
electra310: AITA?
Fanklok: Sometimes
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TheBearBee: Yes
dkosa: everyone's an asshole
hexy_lexy: sometimes
gualdhar: truthfully? sometimes yes
HorusFive: seabatClap
ArcOfTheConclave: yes
asthanius: At least you're cute
lochnessseammonster: no
lamina5432: slightly
Talin06: some times
ApatheticDespot: Yes.
electra310: But is Graham an idiot?
YeetTheRich_: uhhh ... ook ook?
Diabore: truthfully? no, for comedy? much yes
Kikazi: not any more than we are
RandomTrivia: No. But you do PLAY a moron onstream
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, I just like pointing out when your character is an asshole.
GhostValv: no :)
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
djalternative: you're at least entertaining
deathjavu: yes, but so is literally everyone else, so you're in good company
KWardJenx: Hell no!
ContingentCat: on par with most people
ArcOfTheConclave: a cute wezely moron
itira: Now Adam is sad D:
hexy_lexy: at least youre cute
gualdhar: oh not truthfully? you're a genius
dkosa: love hurts
DEATHlikescats: hubris def
Fanklok: But what about the hell portal
TheBearBee: When your streamer asks if their pants make them look like an idiot, you're not supposed to answer
electra310: We've never had an inside thought in our life
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh yeah, we didn't go to hell.
RandomTrivia: !quote 7769
LRRbot: Quote #7769: "Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside." —Adam [2021-09-12]
Gildan_Bladeborn: Would it be "funny" though?
deathjavu: the hell portal will get us real dead
Fanklok: It might go to a really fucking awesome rock concerty
DEATHlikescats: Adam is made of quotes
electra310: Drink it!
ContingentCat: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #210: "F*ck my *ss with a rubber brush!" —Adam [2015-05-02]
ContingentCat: wow
ButButTheJesus: wow
dkosa: tastes awful but it works
thraximore: I thought laughing was painful?
Fanklok: Also immune t disease as a paladin
djalternative: that quote is definitely something that should've stayed an inside though
ghyllnox: Unlimited inventory, just take it if it's not nailed down
Fanklok: If it is nailed down take the nails first
deathjavu: if you can pry out the nails they weren't really nailed in anyway
dkosa: just take whatever it's nailed to too
Fanklok: His doorman was a fucin construct
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... the part where it works on undead as well as constructs.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
RandomTrivia: Maybe we can heal the guard and get them to help us!
DiscordianTokkan: I think I've seen that anime
itira: GETTING weird?!
Fanklok: Oh NOW its getting weird?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BrindleBoar: who doesn't?
deathjavu: look, he cares about his doorman/fucktoy, he keeps it in good order
ContingentCat: that's for the bedroom construct
dkosa: construct cum
DEATHlikescats: that voice tho
Juliamon: Get in the robot, Shinji. No, not like *that*
opal_moth: never yuck someones yum
Makrosian_Tae: BEEJ
Fanklok: Beej should apply to Boston Dynamics
RandomTrivia: "I never met a robot I couldn't fuck" :D
KWardJenx: Beej! LOL!!!
ContingentCat: AsexualPride
x0den: the story of nier
HorusFive: Look- there's only one reason to make a robot look like a human being- and it's not because we have the perfect ergonomic form
RandomTrivia: Heather! Get the hose!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Do you think that would actually stop him, Adam?
asthanius: Confidence has ruined this relationship
ContingentCat: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3142: "Whatever you do, don't lick your friend's fingers today." —Beej [2016-08-08]
DEATHlikescats: has that ever worked?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Beej is one half of the Love Doctors, after all.
Tiber727: Joke's on you, he's into that shit.
DEATHlikescats: indomitable Beej
RandomTrivia: OH MY NOPE
asthanius: That's a fucking manga
Fanklok: Oh hey its Khorne
epsilondelphine: oh it's Ganon
Gildan_Bladeborn: They serve a demon though, apparently.
dkosa: looks like a fun time lol
DEATHlikescats: a hentai
Fanklok: I'm the skull staff
GhostValv: that's a devilman
opal_moth: aint it grate
SquareDotCube: a grate made of bones
margieargie: oh of COURSE it is
thraximore: how is the sidetable standing on open the grate like that?
asthanius: WELP
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS!
electra310: Byeeeeee
Diabore: touch it!
DEATHlikescats: I love this lil shrunken Head guy
ElementalAlchemist: "what is... teleportation?"
ContingentCat: do itttt
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want to say that is why we stopped exploring this tower last time.
asthanius: What if it teleports you the Faerie Mound of Dragonkind?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It 100% doesn't, no.
DiscordianTokkan: Beej, isn't Chobits the series entirely about a robot that the MC want to bone?
dkosa: touch it
Fanklok: Obviously touch it to leave
RandomTrivia: Excellent shout Paul
DEATHlikescats: @asthanius omg yes!!
RandomTrivia: LUL
ghyllnox: *burns Faerie Mound" Guess what! We don't!
asthanius: Does it teleport you to the same page?
Dandinstorm12: so has Adam called out chat yet?
Fanklok: What if you touch them at the same time?
deathjavu: you get ripped in 3
Diabore: or we're getting quad bluffed and the mirror is instant death
RandomTrivia: For a given defintion of "safe"
asthanius: Okay they all lead to different places
dkosa: you get cloned
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then we just rupture into pieces.
ContingentCat: hell of a way to die
v_nome: 3 clones of you appear at each location
RandomTrivia: We should ask Dale next time he's here :D
asthanius: It works by magic
deathjavu: yeah I think you just die a grusome death. hard to revive, too, with the body split
Juliamon: Three separate instances of yourself
Gildan_Bladeborn: The phrase "handwavium" springs to mind.
ghyllnox: Almost like computers
Fanklok: Well when you figure out how magic works it just turn into science
margieargie: Either literally ripped apart or a Star Trek "transporter malfunction splits your personality" episode
asthanius: Inflation matters
djalternative: that's what literary scholars call the difference between soft magic and hard magic
Uzumaki15: I'm sure someone has tried to do this in a DnD campaign
electra310: The spell just wants to know you're good for it
Dandinstorm12: Just inflate the price of diamonds
Makrosian_Tae: Volume? Are these diamonds screaming?
Tiber727: What if you get a discount?
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, the fantasy element there is that the value of diamonds doesn't fluctuate.
DEATHlikescats: hope there's no inflation between when the spell was written and used
dkosa: @dandinstorm12 like soldevi excavation
PharaohBender27: I thought we were B?
DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't it B this time?
Diabore: 37D....eez nuts, GOTTEM
ContingentCat: not much of a mirror if it's not reflecting
Dandinstorm12: @dkosa yes
electra310: Buy a ton of diamonds and set them aside for your inevitable deaths. This will remove diamonds from the market, making them more valuable, meaning each resurrection costs fewer diamonds. Efficient!
thraximore: Someone with very poor self-esteem
Diabore: "your fear is my kink"
eric_christian_berg: Just for laughs.
Juliamon: masomirror
deathjavu: beej just sees his normal reflection Kappa
PharaohBender27: Oh right, we were whichever one was the Paul one
Gildan_Bladeborn: Whichever one we were last time, we're the other one this time.
margieargie: Chat says B, and of course Chat is never wrong, as we all know Kappa
ContingentCat: iirc it's not a big difference so whatever
Fanklok: This mirror is going to be an instant win in some stupid fight, probably Hront
Gildan_Bladeborn: This can only end well for us.
Diabore: oh we dying here
Fanklok: Welcome to Baator
margieargie: Oh, good, Orcus.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Clucky nooooo!
Fanklok: I knew it was a concert
electra310: It's too cruel
itira: lolol
RandomTrivia: Play Free Jazz Bird! lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: No no no no... it's the sad John Cena theme played on the recorder!
gualdhar: I was practicing my clarinet earlier... now I feel sad
Saxpython: Ian slidewhistle
asthanius: It's Ganon
Fanklok: No it's Khorne
Fanklok: See the skull throne
DiscordianTokkan: Who's Annette? Kappa
electra310: Um, Beej?
itira: excellent content Beej
asthanius: Beej I will not clip that
Diabore: wow, rude
GhostValv: holy
RandomTrivia: !card orcus
LRRbot: Did you mean: Wand of Orcus; Orcus, Prince of Undeath
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sweet!
thraximore: oh hey, that guy
electra310: Uh-oh
Saxpython: lol
RandomTrivia: Welp
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
Fanklok: Orcus is the god of the undead
opal_moth: orcus porkus
Fanklok: So he probably is ccol with you
CranstonSnord: this is like "Orcus, as seen on The Simpsons"
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is before he got his act together and decided to get jacked.
DiscordianTokkan: He got RIPPED in 4e
Diabore: !card orcus, prince
LRRbot: Orcus, Prince of Undeath [X2BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [5/3] | Flying, trample / When Orcus, Prince of Undeath enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Each other creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. You lose X life. / • Return up to X target creature cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.
electra310: Yeah, you're undead, he should be cool
satyropodobny: wait till the demon brings out the crumbs
Fanklok: Wow fuck the demon was Orcus
opal_moth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Do a violence.
Gildan_Bladeborn: There were other ones we could have encountered too Paul.
Diabore: !card wand of orcus
LRRbot: Wand of Orcus [2B] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks or blocks, it and Zombies you control gain deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Equip {3}
Gildan_Bladeborn: We saw them last time.
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, and there's the OTHER card :D
RandomTrivia: Welp
BrindleBoar: F
Fanklok: The Lich is going to be pissed
electra310: Super good, Lord Orcus!
HorusFive: "all good boss, just need that wand"
Seth_Erickson: The efforts are making great strides
Seth_Erickson: Lord Orcus
CranstonSnord: ooh, deep lore
Diabore: shit
thraximore: This seems like a stroke of luck
RandomTrivia: No pressure
electra310: Lie lie lie!
Fanklok: Feign ignorance? But its not feinging
RandomTrivia: LUL
deathjavu: oooh, offer him the mirror, seems like orcus would be all about that
Seth_Erickson: Yes let us bribe Orcus Lord of the Undead
Mattmitchell45: The Portal is Open, you can go home Orcus!
opal_moth: hard bargain 3 magic bean bags
margieargie: *slips Orcus a $100 bill* Think you can help a guy out?
asthanius: Orcus doesn't want anything you have to offer, you're a shitty zombie
GhostValv: you look like you might have wart issues
Fanklok: He's not the god of lies so you're fine
thraximore: Just in general
Diabore: oh no
RandomTrivia: LUL
HorusFive: There are 2 of them. Statistically one of them is planning on betraying him
thraximore: Are they actually planning on it?
Gildan_Bladeborn: We smashed the bird.
RandomTrivia: Aww
thraximore: Let's pretend we do!
asthanius: OH HEY WE FOUND B
thraximore: Oh yeah the bird
RandomTrivia: Anyway, look a magic bean!
asthanius: B for bird
electra310: We unsmashed the bird
Fanklok: B for Bird
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAH
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BusTed: FBtouchdown
CranstonSnord: cheat it forward
HorusFive: seabatBRAIN
DEATHlikescats: this is growth
KWardJenx: Hurrah!
Fanklok: Wow cheating works
opal_moth: Yeet the cheat
Gildan_Bladeborn: Buckle up.
BusTed: Kick back, everyone.
thraximore: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
eric_christian_berg: Is too long, let me sum up.
Toquenuke: 2h45 min in? was there another stream before this or did i miss another one?
thraximore: the voices are converging
thraximore: I approve
Fanklok: Wait Abraxas is gay? Or did I mishear that
hexy_lexy: he did say husband
Saphrym: What book is this?
saucemaster5000: abraxis and huarrant are divorced -- it's a thing you can find at the beginning ( they missed it twice)
thraximore: dunno
CranstonSnord: "I was buffing my phylactery, if you know what I mean"
asthanius: bone dick
saucemaster5000: yes they are
ContingentCat: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
RandomTrivia: @Toquenuke We've been going that long.
DiscordianTokkan: Touching bones
ContingentCat: good for them
Fanklok: Wait hold on that means the evil bad guys are gay, maybe less good
RandomTrivia: Wait so we SHOULD make the phylacteries kiss!
Mosslander: A 'corpse husband' if you will...
hexy_lexy: Gay Lich's!!! <4
Toquenuke: see yall in the vod then, have a good one
hexy_lexy: <3
deathjavu: hooo boy this 10A is something
opal_moth: they boneing ;D i will see myself out
thraximore: but they are corpses?
thraximore: LUL
HorusFive: Well Wizards aren't great for CHA lie-checks
CaptainSpam: Their auras betray them? So... Orcus is just a repurposed Lucario?
Fanklok: If I make them want to betray me then I can find any traitors
lyropithic: Orci together strong
KeytarCat: Orcus alone strong
DEATHlikescats: orchid sounds like a wrestler
DEATHlikescats: *orchus
thraximore: sitting on his throne, lots of Thanos energy
KeytarCat: Move, lich, get out the way
Fanklok: Which layer does Orcus rule over?'
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Dog_of_Myth: @KeytarCat LUL
hexy_lexy: "wassup liches" -Orcus, probably
BusTed: WutFace
opal_moth: witness me?
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satyropodobny: that's a long twitt, Orcus
RandomTrivia: Did we just shortcut the game?
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
electra310: Later, liches!
Dog_of_Myth: Orcus, Demon Lord of Undeath. @Fanklok
asthanius: We...won?
HorusFive: So, secret win condition? I mean, we're going to die, but we win!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did we just... win, thinking we were going to die for comedy purposes?
saucemaster5000: holy crap!
BrindleBoar: promotions!
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
hexy_lexy: so the staff was MEANINGLESS?!?!
opal_moth: we got a promotion yay
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Fanklok: Right, but each layer of the Nine Hells has a demon lord. Which one is Orcus'
v_nome: THAT is the end? Not all the staff stuff?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh sweet! Job security!
thraximore: Cool. Neat.
opal_moth: make sure to negotiate the wage
BusTed: ghastly end
asthanius: WE WIN
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Awww, bad end
ghyllnox: I mean. At least you get to torture demons
CaptainSpam: MIDDLE MANAGEMENT!
margieargie: I'll call that a win!
Juliamon: We "won"
Pteraspidomorphi: Kind of?
RandomTrivia: Bad victory end?
deathjavu: that's AN ending
Diabore: mission accomplished!
electra310: We saved the city and lost ourselves
YeetTheRich_: good ending
Gildan_Bladeborn: We "won".
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN 2020Victory lrrHORN
KeytarCat: Neutral end!
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: That's incredbile!
TwitchingPokki: unselfish victory!
electra310: Which is a very paladin sort of thing to do
thraximore: We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
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satyropodobny: job security, yay!
GhostValv: tqsShrug
head_cannon: @Fanklok Orcus is from the infinite layers of The Abyss, not the Nine Hells.
RandomTrivia: We won, but the former paladin was forced to administer eternal torture
Pteraspidomorphi: Remember the staff of waterdeep?
Diabore: it is a decidedly neutral ending
CaptainSpam: Nice guy, Orcus is.
Fanklok: huh
HorusFive: Would a Paladin like ruling over and punishing demons?
Japolai: An Ending, right on time!
BusTed: Staff of whatnow?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000
Dog_of_Myth: @Fanklok Thanatos, the 113th layer of the Abyss
BrindleBoar: "hypothetically..."
lyropithic: You met Orcus and lived! (kind of)
PharaohBender27: Cheer300
saucemaster5000: The other ending is so dang long, and frankly this was better!
thraximore: At the VERY least, you're not the one being tortured
hexy_lexy: yay more CyoA!!! <3
HorusFive: RIPCheer100 solid hidden ending
electra310: But we killed the liches and saved the city, so all in all, WE GOT THERE!
DeM0nFiRe: It's like true multiple endings
RandomTrivia: It would make a great novel
Rhynerd: I am curious about an ending where we defeat the liches ourselves.
GhostValv: Orcus knows
KeytarCat: Gonna use this as an audition monologue
margieargie gifted a Tier 1 sub to orcus! They have given 203 Gift Subs in the channel!
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RandomTrivia: That's true, maybe Torm will rescue us
RandomTrivia: As reward for our sacrifice
Tiber727: I am also a statement of the universe, and that statement is, "Meh. I guess."
thraximore: It's a living *shrug*
prince_infidel: Orcus IS
electra310: We could always bide our time for awhile and grab that wand
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Pual and Beej! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: *Paul
BusTed: seabatClap
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :) lrrSHINE
electra310: Great stream!
shendaras: lrrHEART
corefluxx: BUY THE ROADQUEST BOTTLE!
HorusFive: lrrHEART
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
lamina5432: gnight
GhostValv: lrrHEART lrrSHINE lrrHEART lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrADAM , lrrPAUL , and lrrBEEEJ! lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: I hope that some day soon we can have shipping to the UK back, there are things I would like.
Saxpython: great outro
niccus: are friday festivities on schedule yet?
RandomTrivia: @niccus Looks like it!
RandomTrivia: Although it appears to have the wrong thumbnail :D
saucemaster5000: ooh I've been hearing about that -- glad I can finally tune in for a talking sim!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: Oh neat.
saucemaster5000: oh dear -- that is a complicated game for crossing the streams
Mattmitchell45: Reiner Knizia!
Mattmitchell45: Heck yeah
BusTed: Minestrone
RandomTrivia: MinnistradL Idnight Hunt
RandomTrivia: Welp, typing is hard
corefluxx: Making Craft Singles!
TheAinMAP: RPGFireball HyperCheese
ArdCollider: I talked Ian into stocking up on sodium citrate.
TheMerricat: gourmet Velveeta
ArdCollider: any horror that ensues is not my fault.
ContingentCat: maybe not ass cheese
DeM0nFiRe: No amount of sodium citrate will make ass cheese something I want to eat WutFace
niccus: it doesn't separate
Fanklok: Aww fuck April first is a friday next year so no Beej only MRR MTG for april fools
RandomTrivia: Stabilized cheese? Are we still talking about cheese, or have we moved on to quantum foam?!
ghyllnox: Melty parmesan?
Saxpython: Yoooo Chemistry stream
RandomTrivia: Mmmm, bonus stream not yet in the slideshow
Fanklok: Carageenan is used to stabalize and thicken milk products so yes?
RandomTrivia: But it's on the schedule
ContingentCat: yeah oddd
saucemaster5000: @RandomTrivia share?
shendaras: !
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
djalternative: Do I need to update James' Judith deck?
electra310: Hey, cool!
RandomTrivia: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
CaptainSpam: Ah, you're heeeeeeeeere.
saucemaster5000: oh, cool!
PharaohBender27: katesHype
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
BusTed: PogChamp PogChamp
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: PridePog seabatClap lrrHEART
Fanklok: Sidewalk Saldalf is still funny to me
ArdCollider: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
redyounglink: AEW hopefully.
HorusFive: lrrWOW
Phailhammer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
redyounglink: Sweet.
HorusFive: seabatSKYLADY HyperSlam
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SkipIives: Thanks for the stream!
thraximore: oh my GOD
DeM0nFiRe: lmao the dedication to the bit is good
GhostValv: tqsSmug
RandomTrivia: LUL
electra310: hahaahaa
itira: oh no lololol
head_cannon: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
CaptainSpam: Oh my GOD, Smapdi. LUL
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
opal_moth: my sub in the middle XD
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: Smapdi_Flaffermann you wonderful maniac
ContingentCat: katesLol amazing Smapfi
Smapdi_Flaffermann: @RandomTrivia :)
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
DeM0nFiRe: "I will reward you for aiding me. Here's $5 for a twitch subscription" --Orcus, probably
Mattmitchell45: Beej in a towel summoned before Orcus
lochnessseammonster: very true
electra310: I will be sad to see this go, but the new series looks really cool
Fanklok: I missed the teaser
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: PERFECT
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Saxpython: Jeff Orcus is too good
BusTed: seabatSEAL
RandomTrivia: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
ContingentCat: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
GhostValv: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: Oops :D
Fanklok: There's a QOL mod for STS that makes the math less hard
ArcOfTheConclave: *Spaceman* always has been
Juliamon: https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1432433978112348167 For anyone who missed the Alabaster Kingdom teaser
Lithobraker: Hey now, organic chemistry isn't math, it's drawing pretty stick figures
redyounglink: Griftlands by the same developer is a choose your own adventure game with slay the spire deckbuilding as the gameplay.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
itira: byeeeeeeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
BusTed: Have a good one, all.
ContingentCat: Thanks Adam, Beej, and Paul lrrHEART
HorusFive: Nite
KWardJenx: Thank you!
DiscordianTokkan: byeeeee
RandomTrivia: Physics is slightly more applied maths than Chemistry
electra310: Night guys, great stream!
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
Saxpython: <3 :) <3
RandomTrivia: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Fanklok: Thanks for streaming
NotCainNorAbel: All Biology is just Chemistry. All Chemistry is just Physics. Physics is just Math.
Fanklok: Time to go be bad really bad at starcraft
DeM0nFiRe: math is just the human brain punishing itself
electra310: Looks like Ben is wrapping up, probably good cause it's late. :D
DEATHlikescats: yup
DEATHlikescats: g'night
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
Fanklok: Wheeler?
corefluxx: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL Secret Paul!
ghyllnox: Goodnight Paul, thanks!
fastlane250: AAAAA hi
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
electra310: Spooky!
fastlane250: I mean goodbye
Saxpython: Big Spook
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL lrrSPOOPY
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOPY o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
KWardJenx: Nite Geoff
Riandisa: Good night, Paul
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wow, forgot the stream was still open.
ContingentCat: g'night paul lrrSHINE
head_cannon: G'night, Paul.
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.