beowuuf: i realise i don't know enough about what scientists are doing, and i both feel the need to correct that and never correct that state of affairs
TehAmelie: i'd recommend Albert Hofmann's book LSD - My Problem Child
TehAmelie: to find out what scientists do in general, yet many decades removed from current practices
beowuuf: ah. that's great, it gives the mind a wonderful safety mechanism of believing things have improved in the menatime!
TehAmelie: it's freely available online too :3
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Wouldn't you just call that the LD-50 and scale it down when/if you get more accurate results? Or have a scale that goes LD-100 to LD-1 where each higher number automatically includes all lower numbers?
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ian and Heather celebrate Regular Crispy Day) at Fri 12:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
TehAmelie: you'd think. but humans have survived many times the dosage per weight of that elephant
TehAmelie: and smaller animals died of much less
beowuuf: @TehAmelie how many were members of the rolling stones?
TehAmelie: all of them. every single person medical science knows of. i believe there's one case of a person overdosing on LSD, but he injected so much he might as well have done water and died just the same
accountmadeforants: Like, taking this theoretical "LD-100". If it killed 100% of all test subjects, it by definition also killed 50% of all tests subjects. (Or invert the scale and call it a non-lethal dose, i.e. 50% have to survive, which I imagine is less useful?)
Metric_Furlong: there were elephants in The Rolling Stones? Kappa
RockPusher: !findquote crispy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: !next
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incslayer: @Metric_Furlong yes the stones are hollow and the elephants are inside rolling them
LordZarano: This reminds me of the twitter account justsaysinmice which reposts news articles about scientific papers with the words "IN MICE"
accountmadeforants: "Global warming nigh unavoidable by 2035 IN MICE"
TehAmelie: reminds me of the Japanese superhero movie Casshern
TehAmelie: it's pretty great. you can look up "Sonic punches Dante in the butt" on youtube to get a taste
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Press UP for Laser.
TehAmelie: the only mistake they made was making the movie in 2004 when nobody would get it. almost like the Wachowski sisters' Speed Racer
DarkMorford: Hello, regular crispy chat!
incslayer: Hello regular DarkMorford
TehAmelie: ahoy
beowuuf: sergeHi
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PixelArtDragon: Who's ready for the correct amount of crunch? I am!
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RockPusher: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3741: "Get in my pants hat!" —Ian [2016-12-13]
ContingentCat: !findquote crispy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: !findquote chunky
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: !findquote mild
PharaohBender27: So how come it's Regular Crispy Day? Is there a Special Crispy Day?
TehAmelie: well this is concerning
RockPusher: Because why does everything have to be *extra* crispy
accountmadeforants: Every other day is already Extra Crispy Day. Regular Crispy deserves its day in the sun.
RockPusher: Regular crispy should be celebrated too!
accountmadeforants: But not more than one day, because otherwise it might dry up and end up extra crispy itself.
PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ian and Heather celebrate Regular Crispy Day) at Fri 12:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
ContingentCat: !next
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 EVERY day is extra crispy day! where's regular crispy's time to shine? that's what we must ask ourselves as a society, a lo, we have an answer - 17th sept
PixelArtDragon: Yes!
DarkMorford: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
PixelArtDragon: benginDab
PharaohBender27: It's clear there's some context/lore to all this I'm missing :p
beowuuf: !findquote mild
LRRbot: Quote #2395: "Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience." —Paul [2016-04-27]
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
accountmadeforants: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
Saxpython: what's good pre-chat chat?
incslayer: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: the chicken nuggtes i mentioned, it's almost impossible to make them even mildly crispy with household pans, even with an overabundance of frying oil
beowuuf: @Saxpython regularly crispy things :)
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
Karfsma778: mmmmm, RCD
accountmadeforants: Double breading them will definitely make 'em extra crispy.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Join Heather and Ian on this Regular Crispy Day for a celebration of all things moderately crispy. 📷 ||
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ShaneLeeAtk: Bring on the regular crips!
TheM8: what is crispy Day?
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Thatwasademo: a regular crispy subscription
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ShaneLeeAtk: crisp
TehAmelie: i'm starting the fryer now. will report on crispy factor
accountmadeforants: Alternatively, frying them off once, then letting them cool in the fridge, then frying them again.
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 do you want the fake or the real answer? the real answer is ian said random words one rythmn cafe as happens often, and this one stuck and heather and ian decided to do a stream last year :D
Saxpython: I wanted to ask what might be a controversial question. is there any distinction between regular crispy and original crispy?
Orgmastron: Happy Regular Crispy Day to one and all!
accountmadeforants: They are both forms of the Ur-Crispy, Saxpython
whittacre: @Saxpython original crispy were baked, now regular crispy are deep fried
Saxpython: :)
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Ignatiuspants: happy regular crispy day, everyone!
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PixelArtDragon: Stream category: food and drink
Mcgwee: Regularity crisps for all!
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 OK, that helps :D
hoktauri: It's Friday and I'm the only one in the office so why not turn on Twitch?
iris_of_ether: It's my lunch break as well, and I am here for the Crispy.
Earthenone: im so glad my birthday has become a holiday :)
RockPusher grabs himself a bowl of regular crispy cocoa puffs
Saxpython: @earthenone Happy Birthday on this glorious day
warpstonewarlock: Happy regular crispy day everyone!
opal_moth: hi everyone
beowuuf: sergeHi
Mcgwee: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: what is it Mr World says exactly, in American Gods. "Mild, spicy, or chunky. Of course they have a choice. OF COURSE. But they - are - still - eating - salsa."
MaygeKyatt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
MaygeKyatt: time to celebrate 14 months of staying perfectly, exactly, delightfully, beautifully, and adequately regular crispy with y'all lrrSHINE
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opal_moth: debating If I should get some chips for this crispy day
beowuuf: @TehAmelie don't recall the quote, but it is good
Mcgwee: I have no crisps but I have drink
TehAmelie: so good
beowuuf: i had crisps but i eated them
PixelArtDragon: Any Second Now
beowuuf: and go!
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
Mcgwee: lrrHEART
PixelArtDragon: Such a good intro
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PaintingWithFariss: Crisps?!
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Brozard: NICE
Mcgwee: lrrHORN
Karfsma778: Happy Regular Crispy Day
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GDwarf: 89, definitely the most averagely-crispy number.
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corianderd: woooo
DeM0nFiRe: In person regular crispiness!
Riandisa: Happy Regular Crispy Day!
keroan0: In person crispyness!
BusTed: tqsHype
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ElementalAlchemist: I'm feeling regular crispy today, the day of my 72nd monthly stream announcement. Happy Regular Crispy Day, everyone!
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beowuuf: happy regular crispy day to you both!
KyranTheWalker: I picked a weird time to check twitch
RockPusher: Happy Regular Crispy Day! Regular Crispy People!
NathanLonghair: Yaay
beowuuf: @KyranTheWalker weird or perfect time?
Brozard: Sad that the chicken bucket emote is gone, this is the perfect day for it
ContingentCat: lrHORN Crispy Day!
MehallD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
MehallD: A regular amount of crisp. No more, no less.
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whittacre: Edmontonian here: Can confirm crisp alberta day
mercano82: Ice is just crisp water
EvilBadman: Thunderstorm's are rad
Manae: Woo almost missed Regular Crispy Day
Saxpython: Congrats to one friend
VorlonScout: Nicely crisp in Portland. Cooled off nicely and not yet raining
TehAmelie: conversly, water is just ice tartar
adamjford: I live there, and I know it's true.
corianderd: @TehAmelie gross
PaintingWithFariss: Wait is this not about crisps of the potato based food product variety?
keroan0: I live in Chicago and it's a 90 degree summer day today!
Mai_Andra: If I had planned ahead, I should have picked up some fried chicken.
Karfsma778: I legitimately have RCD marked on my calendar every year
Earthenone: !regualrcrispyday
ShaneLeeAtk: I want a 12C day...
Mcgwee: checks out
beowuuf: @PaintingWithFariss it can be, since they have no modifiers on the packet and are thus regular
wolgo: Wait is this an ASMR holiday?
RockPusher: It turns out holidays are arbitrary fugiWow
TehAmelie: who's been keeping up with Ted Lasso? speaking of crisps
iris_of_ether: Crisp is a state of mind
whittacre: you can have a crisp dollar bill
beowuuf: crisps in UK = chips in US, chips in UK = chunky fries in US.
adamjford: Down with the dictionary!
RockPusher: Crisp is not a place… it's a people.
Saxpython: Kill your Gods--> Merriam Webster
Karfsma778: Regular Crispy is nice
opal_moth: Burn the dictionary
adamjford: Crisp is a state of mind.
ContingentCat: Crispy is a way of life
Mcgwee: the Crisp was on our hearts all along
PixelArtDragon: Dictionaries are descriptivist, so all we need to do to get it into the dictionary is make it widespread enough
TehAmelie: no gods or kings, only a moderate amount of crispy
Karfsma778: New Dollars are good
accountmadeforants: Camera footage can be crisp
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itscorde: Glad to celebrate 8 crispy months!
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beowuuf: burn the dictionary, but only the web-based one, since we don't like book burning
Texan_Reverend: Sheets can and should be a bit crisp.
DiscordianTokkan: Cat. Ray was a cat.
PixelArtDragon: Crisp apple cider?
BrowneePoints: Okay so, can someone give me context?
opal_moth: crisp clean lines
Joecool190: Potato chips
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TheWooglie: Crispy
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CaptainSpam: I have been trying to spread the message of Regular Crispy Day at work. Not sure how well that's going.
ThingsOnMyStream: I'm excited that there are various scientific methods (including acoustic and force testing) being developed to objectively measure crispiness.
EvilBadman: K'thriss Drow'b is unimpeachably crisp.
Garrub: chips are out. only crisps today
Mcgwee: effort
Hugh_Munculus: Quentin?
TehAmelie: ice cider. too crispy for regular crispy day? because its delicious
Garrub: Crispmas
Earthenone: crispmas you say :)
EvilBadman: Crispmas
Mcgwee: please?
RayFK: Look I know Ian is drinking japanese canned coffee but it looked like he was just sipping a can of beans
wolgo: Crisp Cult
accountmadeforants: Important question: Are Crispy and Crunchy mutually exclusive?
PixelArtDragon: Look, it's no coincidence that yesterday was Yom Kippur, so now we have Yom Crisper.
beowuuf: @ThingsOnMyStream lrrWOW
corianderd: @RayFK he does that
ElementalAlchemist: Coffee is technically beans
ElementalAlchemist: so it checks out
QuixoticScrivener: Is Popeye's Chicken considered regular crispy?
Karfsma778: it's not NOT a can of beans
opal_moth: bean juice
RayFK: @corianderd I'm sorry
beowuuf: it's been here for years?
Driosenth: is coffee basically bean wet, like peas are for pea wet
Earthenone: its a pokemon thing right?
TehAmelie: i was wondering why regular crispy day falls
RayFK: Call it a Fuck bang. Wait no don't call it that
RayFK: Regrets
BrowneePoints: It is for lonely folks to have someone to eat with
e_bloc: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 its the most wonderful time of the year
DarkMorford: Jordan plz
BrowneePoints: Traditionally
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Thatwasademo: rayfk no
TehAmelie: *when it does. is it always the day after Yom Kippur?
RockPusher: Jordan, Jordan pls
incslayer: ohh a donut
Garrub: Jelly Donut, specifically
matthaus_c: demon cut!
ElementalAlchemist: jelly donuts are great
Mcgwee: I love jelly donut!
Manae: The ciabatta for the chopped cheese surely counts as regular crispy
Thatwasademo: ah yes, chocolate that is definitely not seaweed
ContingentCat: katesLol wow
f_tan_theta: I'll use my frying pan as a _drying_ pan
PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie It wasn't last year
BrowneePoints: and it was Fox not CN btw
TehAmelie: welp
beowuuf: so criiiisp
PharaohBender27: CRONCH
wolgo: Just like the crispy plastic wrapping is bad?
DarkMorford: Good cronch
beowuuf: yeeeeeeeeees
simic_yeti: cripsy
Mcgwee: dat crisp
Critterbot: Good crisp!
MidgardSerpent: this is the content I tuned in for
PixelArtDragon: That is a good level of crisp, that is not to high and not too low
ContingentCat: good crisp
TehAmelie: seaweed sheets is sort of the gold standard of regular crispy huh
Zaghrog: now I don't know if I've ever had onigiri
Kumakaori: it's been a year since the last of these?!?!
mercano82: That, or it'd shatter like a hard taco shell and you'd be left with a hand full of rice and nori shards.
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TheHaCoFo: That's a nice crisp.
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Zaghrog: haven't eaten a lot of japanese food
Saxpython: living vicariously through this stream
accountmadeforants: I now want to batter and bread a riceball, I must experience this affront to regular crisp.
jessieimproved: omg I used to get those in the convenience store in Fukuoka every DAY
matthaus_c: does the seaweed crisp only add texture or does it add a flavour profile to the demon cut
ContingentCat: the seaweed snacks are so good
Kumakaori: "no backseating". excuse me: I have died. XD <3.
theblakdeth: theyre a lot like potato chip in that once i open them, theyre magically gone
wolgo: Can i alternatively wrap my rice ball in potato chips
jessieimproved: I usually got onigiri with salmon in it
ContingentCat: @wolgo nobody cn stop you
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
accountmadeforants: Now, my question: prawns are crispy, they are Natural Crispy, but are they Regular Crispy?
matthaus_c: any other time is brunch
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HbombAndFriends: A regular crispy sub!
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ContingentCat: Oh!
frnknstn: Waffle was my pick for regular crispy day!!
RockPusher: Yummy!
TehAmelie: how crispy is the movie District 9 on a scale?
jesamilpendragon: ohai
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, invisipaper!
BrowneePoints: The peak of Crispy is OBVIOUSLY Chicken and Waffles
PharaohBender27: "Waffle sand" sounds unpleasant
kusinohki: waffle-sand? or waffle-san ??
lirazel64: Wafflesand is best sand.
unarmedoracle: living in Victoria reminds me of the ds9 episode where Quark complains that since it always rains on Ferengenar, there is no ferengi word for "crisp"
Ranakel: Is a crisp a good choice for regular crispy day if the package makes no mention of any crispiness, let alone extra crispiness?
jesamilpendragon: do rice krispies count as regular crisp? heh
saberpilot: sharing culture with ferengi usually involves credits
TheSpindash: No, they're krisp, an industry term for artificial crisp
graal_smith: @saberpilot Hey, sometimes it involves Latinum
accountmadeforants: Considering liquid smoke is a thing, do you think science can achieve liquid crisp?
Ranakel: If Regular Crispy Day had a mascot like Japanese cities dedicated to it, what would it be?
TehAmelie: rice crispies are a good example of the wildly unreliable crispness of breakfast ceral i think. because they go from crispy enough to tenderize the roof of your mouth to soggies in around 2 minutes
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Crisp, idea Ian. Curry-Spiced Karaage Wrap
TheSpindash: @Ranakel the Quisp alien
Driosenth: @graal_smith but not gold, only privative civilizations rely on gold
graal_smith: @Driosenth "It's just gold. WORTHLESS GOLD!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Noo, I'm missing regular crispy day
InquisitorGaia: perfect timing, just finished making a grilled cheese!
graal_smith: Rice goes in, crispies come out, you can't explain that!
TehAmelie: dear Drs Heather and Ian, would you refresh us on what adequately crispy things you both are eating?
beowuuf: @Driosenth rip morn :p
Mai_Andra: @Ranakel lrrIAN Like The Colonel, but not quite as extra.
Niahlah: For your Onigiri, do you use Sticky rice or Glutenous rice??
Ranakel: @Ranakel So... A Sergent?
BrowneePoints: Ooo or a real good Smashburger with those nice crispy caramelized edges
HbombAndFriends: So, what is this? Some sort of ASMR?
Saxpython: A+
jesamilpendragon: @BrowneePoints omg smashburger
TehAmelie: would an onigiri even exist with non-stick rice? it seems like it would be just. . .handfuls of rice
PharaohBender27: @HbombAndFriends A celebration of moderately crispy things
Ranakel: @HbombAndFriends It is a celebration of the non-extra, regular crisp and their calm competence
beowuuf: @HbombAndFriends it's the extention of a conversation of everything being at least extra crispy
BrowneePoints: @jesamilpendragon I mean more the type and less the brand
wolgo: That looks like chicken nuggetsw
jesamilpendragon: @BrowneePoints I figured, but I want one nowwwwwww
accountmadeforants: The oyster becomes extra crispy if you leave the shell on.
graal_smith: I mean, if the oyster is still in the shell it's REAALLY Extra extra crispy, right?
Arikell: The extra crispy parts of oysters are not edible
ContingentCat: oh wow
BrowneePoints: oooo Crispy also makes me miss Spring. Fried Morel Mushrooms are divine
Driosenth: rocky-mountain or salt-water oysters?
Saxpython: I feel like deep fried oyster is walking the knife-edge between regular and extra.
PharaohBender27: O_o
Niahlah: ASMR crisp??
wench_tacular: it would be money well spent
beowuuf: wait, what?
TheSpindash: You can ask for whatever you want Heather, it's more about whether you actually get it.
Ranakel: The flavear, for short
SmithKurosaki: ASMR mic? heck yes
wolgo: A 3dio!
theblakdeth: binaural mics
MidgardSerpent: ear flavor isn't better
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josh___something: ASMR crisp
Saxpython: lol
BrowneePoints: Is that not crunchy rather than crispy
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants lrrWOW
graal_smith: @Driosenth if you leave the shell on Prairie Oysters you become extra crunchy
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HailtheRNG: HI!!!!!
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ContingentCat: shell on oyster is definitly a case of excessively crispy
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cmdrud87: so weird that you're talking about lunch... time difference does funny things :D
RockPusher: Mmmm, breakfast bagels
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Saxpython: I feel like you guys could get get this #Sponsored
RockPusher: regular crispy bacon is sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: the fabled Parsonage, how crispy does it end up, in a final analysis?
BrowneePoints: There's a local convenience store called Casey's that makes Cake Donuts that are wonderfully crispy on the outside, and dense and fluffy on the inside and they are SO good
DarkMorford: I mean, the 3Dio microphones start at $399 USD, that might not be too hard a sell to the Finance department. ;)
Saxpython: ;)
RockPusher: tiltyhCheers tiltyhEXTREME
matthaus_c: Ian and Heather 100 years
graal_smith: #IanAndHeather
Driosenth: It's a shame my headphones died last night.
wench_tacular: nonsponcon
RockPusher: #JustLunchThings
NotCainNorAbel: sponsored by some "ASMR" microphone
Saxpython: Yeah Ian the Cheese TTSF was awesome
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TheSpindash: I had to reduce my natural crispy for today, but it's worth it.
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SmithKurosaki: yea I appreciate the ASMR crinkling
cmdrud87: #notsponsored by the parsonage though they provide most of the food
Ranakel: Is celery sticks crispy, or extra crispy?
SmithKurosaki: the good doesn't sound as crispy right now though
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
graal_smith: Can we tell people WHO to eat?
BrowneePoints: no BacksEating
Thatwasademo: !advice
LRRbot: Do not use a goose as a toothbrush.
Saxpython: @browneepoints +1
MidgardSerpent: can we tell you if eating a particular thing drops a sweet katana?
kusinohki: I have a sudden urge to yell "chew your food first" for some reason...
PixelArtDragon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Submit.
Ranakel: @LRRbot Wait until they tune in to a very Ian and Cam Christmas!
SmithKurosaki: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
accountmadeforants: Don't try to grab someone's food from the backseat, you'll get food all over the car.
TehAmelie: the Moonbase is saturated with röse brand microphones, but i wonder, how far does that stretch?
ContingentCat: the point command is also good for a standard first question when people show up
rocketjohn: am i to understand that barest crispy counts as regular?
zapshakur: I could do with the crispness of a cold soda
CanPlayGames: Dear Crispy Lords: What should I get delivered for Dinner?
beowuuf: @BrowneePoints unless the backs are regularly crispy?
Saxpython: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrowneePoints: aw man Ian and Heather y'all are making me crave Chicken and Waffles like crazy rn
unarmedoracle: I was going to ask for suggestions on veg crisp but y'know apparently it's war now
TehAmelie: potato chips are a vegetable!
Niahlah: Veggies are soo good and tasty
cmdrud87: ummm...
SmithKurosaki: hey cam :)
DarkMorford: @zapshakur Yeah, an ice cold Coke is always refreshingly crisp.
InquisitorGaia: doesnt seaweed count as a vegetable?
RockPusher: … bagel salad…
ElementalAlchemist: yes, that is weird
PixelArtDragon: How does CRISPR DNA stack up?
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Ranakel: Again, I'm thinking celery sticks is the way to go
beowuuf: @MidgardSerpent only if they say "hey chat..." first :p
offbeatwitch: oh man! i forgot it's regular crispy day!
badpandabear: cheer500 I'm afraid these bits may be slightly too crispy. Sorry
PixelArtDragon: Shave... your bagels...
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theawesomeonev2: it's my 27th anniversary that's almost a whole month
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thing_1_of_2_c: Confused a squash for a melon today. That was much crispier than I was expecting. I was celebrating Regular Crispy Day without knowing.
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NotCainNorAbel: if you have to shave your bagles before you toast them then you live with a cat.
BrowneePoints: Idea. Deconstructed Bagels and Lox Salad
PharaohBender27: Yeah, in case you didn't know, fellow chatters, Nabisco workers have been striking for more than a month now
InquisitorGaia: oh ya thats really good
unarmedoracle: j. kenji lopez-alt did a great video about that
accountmadeforants: Oyster sauce is fantastic to start.
TehAmelie: one time we were offered coleslaw for lunch at our somewhat experimental school. it may be a measure of how well that worked out that the principal stood in the lunch room and ladeled coleslaw to the kids to help make sure we all ate
ContingentCat: oh that sounds nice
unarmedoracle: it's like a wilted salad with a hot vinaigrette
frnknstn: Wouldn't hot lettuce loose its crisp?
ContingentCat: I might try that with spinach as someone who prefers that leafy green and struggle with iron
Niahlah: the only lettuce I know that stands up to heat is Frisse (sp?) lettuce
TehAmelie: what was on offer was warm coleslaw slices and lingonberry jam. and i hate lingonberries
unarmedoracle: as albertans it's part of your heritage
Niahlah: Ukrainian food.. Schvadki is SUPER crisp.. fried chicken skin in spices
accountmadeforants: Lettuce can work well in loempia/spring rolls.
InquisitorGaia: thats why you warm it for only a short time @frnknstn
Saxpython: omg TTSF cabbage rolls :)
Karfsma778: TTSF Cabbagerolls episode?
ContingentCat: regualar cabbage roll day
unarmedoracle: perogies are bastards to make and cheap to buy frozen
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, Ukranian
Thatwasademo: crispy cabbage cheese sounds like a nightmare
Thatwasademo: cottage cheese
InquisitorGaia: oh you know whats ruined from over crisp, egg rolls
Thatwasademo: the letters are right next to each other I swear
Niahlah: only reason to make Perogi's yourself, is if you make 1000 or so\
PharaohBender27: Through LRR I've learned apparently there are a lot of people of Ukranian descent in Alberta
Ranakel: Oh, they do have a slight crisp when freshly done on a pan. At least with my mother's recipe
warpstonewarlock: oh, pierogi are delicious
BrowneePoints: Speaking of crispy.. Takoyaki...*drools*
TehAmelie: i have never been anywhere near Ukraine but i will bet money their christmas traditions are almost indistinguishable from here in the north
Sarah_Serinde: There's a reason we only make those once a year (hi)
PixelArtDragon: Boiled, and then sauteed
warpstonewarlock: fried are the best
whittacre: I don't think I've ever heard of deep frying perogies
PixelArtDragon: Get the nice sear after cooking
TheNerdWonder: I bake mine
BrowneePoints: For Heather and Ian, do you prefer your Bao/Gyoza Steamed, or Pan Fried?
Thatwasademo: surely foods should be regular fried rather than deep fried on regular crispy day
TheSpindash: Jackpot, I found a Honeycrisp apple in my fridge.
Ranakel: No, no, the only way a perogi is extra crispy is if it's filled with extra crispy stuff
ContingentCat: I tend to pan fry parogies with a stage of steaming by putting the lid on to start to thaw so I don't have to wash a pot
Thatwasademo: oh man, apples are a good regular crispy food
TheSpindash: Honeycrisp especially
TheMerricat: cheese
TheSpindash: It's in the name.
Thatwasademo: it is
Saxpython: NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: lrrIAN you've betrayed this day!
wench_tacular: good try
TheMerricat: extra crispy cheese is awesome :p
PixelArtDragon: Interloper!
TehAmelie: any food can get crispy, or even extra crispy. it just depends on carbon content
offbeatwitch: it's important to have a protagonist and antagonist in your story
beowuuf: Ian almost fell in to the pocket of Big Extra Crispy
Niahlah: @LoadingReadyRun I have to say that Schvadki (phonetic spelling) is excellent for crispness
accountmadeforants: But not extra sharp, I hope
Ranakel: Sir, this is a regular crispy day
ContingentCat: extra crispy day is another day
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wench_tacular: efficient
accountmadeforants: Extra crispy day is every other day
SmithKurosaki: good goal setting
BrowneePoints: So the Monarch of Crispy Desserts is the Churro right?
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Ranakel: Is deep frying something Regular Crispy Day's easy mode?
beowuuf: ok, making a to do list starting with 'make a to do list' on the top seems seabatBRAIN for being able to immediately check an item off once you finsih
MrMatternot: The word is, Saiety
TehAmelie: crispy fried rice, yea or nay?
Gizmoloid: shaved bagels? As opposed to... hairy bagles?
RockPusher: Need to go to the drugstore and get some appetite expander
Saxpython: Ian is Crispy Saturation . any more may make him extra crispy
Ranakel: Well, a fake japanese district
KeytarCat: I don't know how, but I read this as an Ian/Cori stream all 5 times I checked the schedule LUL Good to see you, Heather and Ian!
beowuuf: lol
Plasterboard: Trust in The Plan
RockPusher: A mini absolutely stuffed full of regular crispiness
ContingentCat: I got some frozen croissants for crispy day (ace bakery not pilsbery) and it's so good, warm nice croissants at home without the incredible amount of work to make them
Plasterboard: Or at least dogged allegiance to The Plan
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offbeatwitch: All Of Rice
Karfsma778: Bowl of Rice
ContingentCat: Siri's doing her best
RockPusher: oh my!
wench_tacular: mmm
nevermore913: looks good thogh
Saxpython: omg that looks so good
RockPusher: gabyLewd sergeMoly
TehAmelie: i have a tub of potato salad for my dinner today. is that bad? tbh i remembered nothing about regular crispy day when i was at the store
Plasterboard: That's not a fritter, that's a Fottball
VorlonScout: Donuts can definitely be crispy
Plasterboard: *Football
accountmadeforants: First you rob apple of its crispiness, then you add it back, incredible!
Saxpython: @nevermore913 +1
MidgardSerpent: "I'm not having an episode, I'm having a special!"
TheThromborax: what is this stream
jessieimproved: crispy donut is best donut
ContingentCat: yup crisp sounds indeed
offbeatwitch: we love regular crispy
Thatwasademo: most donuts should be regular crispy, in fact
adamjford: but not TOO crispy
BrowneePoints: Yep. That's why I love Cake Donuts Ian
TehAmelie: i'd argue the word apfelstrudel itself is more than regular crispy
TheSpindash: Ian "Rock Hard Donut" Horner
Thatwasademo: there's a reason krispy kreme is one of the best glazed donuts
matthaus_c: crispy skin!
Ranakel: Now that's a stretch
Bionull: So... would you describe humans as regular crispy?
Saxpython: #WeCanGoDeeper
TheSpindash: I want that
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
matthaus_c: @Ranakel no the skin is there so it can't stretch too much :p
ElementalAlchemist: A donut in a candy cane?!
TheSpindash: Crisp the hell out of some icing
TheSpindash: Not today, of course, but in general
krfsm: crisp-y!
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ElementalAlchemist: Nothing the Gorons eat is possible for human consumption
Arikell: Donuts with royal icing would be bad
MolaMolaphant: And they taste like schist!
fastlane250: Xtreme Crisp
BrowneePoints: Look. Link is a Himbo
MolaMolaphant: maybe they could use more basalt?
RockPusher: Mmmm, rocks
krfsm: I have a tube of Pringles, is that acceptably "regular crispy"?
wench_tacular: good roughage
accountmadeforants: Link is an utter madman and his himboness made him indestructible.
MrMatternot: Link's only passion in BOTW, is food. Look at his face when he is cooking.
BrowneePoints: Are Himbos the crispiest of men?
HundreydAundre: Food.... of Fooph?
Tikosh_: are rocks crispy or crunchy?
ContingentCat: just one particular rock
Ranakel: I think rocks are rocky
HundreydAundre: Shit. Now I crave Fooph!
HundreydAundre: xD
NotCainNorAbel: here is my issue with the 'salt is a rock' talk. What makes salt a rock but not sugar?
oniontuber: what on earth is going on in here!!!!!! what is crispy day!!!!!!!!!!!!
TehAmelie: random question: do jalapeno poppers work at regular crispyness or do they need to be extra crispy?
RockPusher: My god man! You can't do that sort of thing on television! It's obscene!
accountmadeforants: "We get to go back to the office!" -"Who ruined the office?!"
ContingentCat: @krfsm pica is a compulsion to east any non-food things
BrowneePoints: ooo that was a good cronch
wench_tacular: dat crunch
oniontuber: wow that sure is a sound, dang ian now i'm starving.
corianderd: just right in the camera
TehAmelie: (The Good Place references)
oniontuber: oh wait nevermind i'm NOT hungry anymore
Plasterboard: A nice... "squish"? (I don't have my earbuds in)
beowuuf: @oniontuber since everything is extra crisp, we're taking a day to celebrate the regularly crispy things
KeytarCat: As a teeth-grinder, oooooof
RockPusher: That was a good twitter thread lunarj1Heart
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Why do I encourage this?
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Niahlah: Do what is in your comfort zone
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BrowneePoints: no backsEating
oniontuber: incredible.
Graved: Backseat chewing
dreaminginautumn: that grind was painful to hear. My sympathies for Ian's teeth
ContingentCat: Serge's lunch sessions are nice
sydnius: This is how you get ants
wolgo: or no backsnacking
RockPusher: A fed streamer is a happy streamer lrrHEART
oniontuber: i am 100% here for all cronch streaming.
BrowneePoints: Well, y'all also are respectful chewers too. I get bad misophonia and y'all are fine
KeytarCat: We knew what we signed up for 😼
jessieimproved: i'm more interested in the speedrun tag tbh
dreaminginautumn: the new freshness is to Eat THE Stream
oniontuber: i also think some people actively enjoy the social aspect of a streamer eating.
Tikosh_: you could eat toast really close to the mic
ElementalAlchemist: oh, yes, stay_hydrated_bot
BrowneePoints: So Heather/Ian. Do you prefer your Bao/Gyoza steamed, or crisped up and Pan Fried?
Saxpython: lol
beowuuf: lol
PharaohBender27: katesLol
rocketjohn: turns out, people are adults
oniontuber: lmao nice
rocketjohn: and can look after themselves, however parasocial people are.
ContingentCat: you're a grown up you can handly your own beverages
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, I'd probably get annoyed at stay_hydrated_bot, too. I get the idea, but I can hydrate myself
beowuuf: the fight between lord hosk and lrrbot is still the fight of legend
CanPlayGames: Is popcorn regular crispy?
ElementalAlchemist: (I drink quite a bit of water normally)
Saxpython: Ian is a man of culture
oniontuber: i've had it steamed, it's still definitely good
gualdhar: steamed bao buns with crispy fried chicken is amazing
jessieimproved: Gyoza in the pan, all the way. Even homemade gyoza served to me by an actual Japanese grandma was pan fried
oniontuber: all dumplings are good dumplings tbh
RockPusher: CanPlayGames I would argue that extra crispy popcorn is unpopped popcorn
rocketjohn: or soup
PharaohBender27: ^
rocketjohn: crispy soup is just frozen
TehAmelie: i read somewhere people eat about 50% more or less when they eat with other people compared to eating alone. i don't remember which one but either way it tells us what social animals we are
Niahlah: stale cake is .. SOLID
accountmadeforants: Far too many adults suck at staying hydrated (despite clean water being available to them), so I can understand the idea. But a vastly larger percentage of adults can handle themselves, so nah.
ContingentCat: crispy soup intrigues me
oniontuber: crispy soup is just frozen LUL
Driosenth: stale frosting can be crispy
BrowneePoints: I BELIEVE the steamed vs fried for both dumplings comes down to regional preference in their respective countries as well
CaptainSpam: Crispy soup could just have crackers in it.
wench_tacular: stale cake is dry, stale biscuits are soft, as per jaffa cake lawsuit
oniontuber: i think of crispy soup as like sizzling rice soup or something
dreaminginautumn: Lemon drissle cake has a crisp=ish quality from its topping
nevermore913: cake should not be dry
Ranakel: I think you can't get any crisp beyond onigiri seaweed
TheSpindash: You couldn't call a kitchen sponge "crispy" and that's what stale cake is, more or less.
oniontuber: i mean, folks, fried cake donuts are crispy cake.
Ranakel: I know! Pringles are cakes!
ContingentCat: insert cake into a pie crust? I have no idea if it would work
fastlane250: Dry cake does not spark crispy
oniontuber: i literally just want a dumpling day
thing_1_of_2_c: Home made bread is best when fresh, warm and crispy
BrowneePoints: There are some Chinese regions that fry them. The most widespread is steamed in the baskets tho
oniontuber: round the world dumplings and handpies please, let's make it happen
tknomncr: Oh, fried hand pies. Now that's perfect regular crispy.
Earthenone: i remember the pot sticker rant from this years lrr mans
nanostul: I was wondering if this was going to be a yearly thing or not....
nevermore913: empanadas are like crispy dumplings
MrMatternot: Ian, watch everything right and wrong with ATLA for an interesting view of Avatar from a Chinese cultural view
RockPusher: Pot PowerUpL lrrIAN PowerUpR Sticker
BrowneePoints: But yea, Western palettes would not handle traditional cuisine from Guizhou, Hunan and Sichuan.
Thatwasademo: I remember Ian being *wrong* about potstickers being gyoza
ContingentCat: yeah if they're sticking to your pot you're probably doing something wrong
Driosenth: if they stick to the pot, the to are removing the cripsy outer layer
oniontuber: i say dumpling to refer to any of the billion varieties around the world. my four year old and i had play doh dumpling day where i made different shapes of dumplings and taught him about what kinds of stuff goes inside, while he chopped up more play doh to put in.
Saxpython: :Z
Dared00: ah yes, the Chinese pierogis
PharaohBender27: Yeah, there's potato and bread dumplings in European dishes, so that term is pretty generic
oniontuber: we uhh did not eat the play doh.
Saxpython: :(
RockPusher: Where did Ian go? He's in Hilbert space now!
krfsm: @BrowneePoints Hunanese and Sichuanese is so good, but *so* spicy.
BrowneePoints: Every civilization has invented the following: The Drum, The Harp, Noodles, and Dumplings
Ranakel: I should note to get some crispy garlic bread for the next regular crispy day!
oniontuber: lmao that's extremely relatable.
TheSpindash: I mean, a potstickers are just how you decorate a pot with glitter stars and pictures of puppies like your trapper keeper.
wench_tacular: beej eats teh whole thing
RockPusher: Brains are notoriously bad at estimating how much stomach wants
dreaminginautumn: @BrowneePoints also the sword in some form
Magnetic__North: I have said for years that floppy bacon is the only food served in Hell
Niahlah: Chewy bacon is bad??
PharaohBender27: 100% with lrrHEATHER on that count
BrowneePoints: @krfsm true, but westernized Hunan/Sichuan is still mild compared to getting like street food in those provinces
ElementalAlchemist: same, floppy bacon is not good
KeytarCat: I separate bacon between Chewy and Crispy
Saxpython: A+ Heather
JadedCynic: to each their own
BrowneePoints: I don't mind thick chewy bacon depending on the cut
accountmadeforants: Yo, fuck entrecôtes
PharaohBender27: katesLol
krfsm: @BrowneePoints I had it in Hong Kong and Shanghai, so pretty close to the original.
Driosenth: I like thick bacon that can crisp up on the edges but aren't crunchy
BrowneePoints: @krfsm I apologize didn't mean to mansplain. That's awesome
ContingentCat: My dad makes bacon too crispy, it's almost burnt and shatters. I kind of like the cronch but it's a different experience
whittacre: "My dad is allergic to shellfish"
Karfsma778: Oh, the tick thing?
Ranakel: That, or your brother lied to you
GDwarf: It's...Lone Star ticks that can give you a meat allergy, isn't it?
BrowneePoints: Okay, but All Beef Franks are better
ArdCollider: alpha-gal allergy!
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adamjford: small town Alberta, I assume
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Crispy. Sausages of all types
Karfsma778: There's also CHICKEN franks
krfsm: @BrowneePoints no worries! didn't take it the wrong way, and yeah, I can see what you mean, but oh god Sichuanese is soooooo good.
TheSpindash: Corndogs though
dreaminginautumn: I used to love bacon but something about the smell of it cooking turns my stomach, and I can't understand it.
Ranakel: Absolutely not crispy
BrowneePoints: Hot dogs SHOULD be crispy Ian!
ElementalAlchemist: ooh, toasted buns
nanostul: what about deep fried hotdogs
TheSpindash: You need corndogs to be the correct amount of crispy
BrowneePoints: a Good grilled Hot Dog should have a crispy snap to them!
hallowedcrow: hot dogs can have a little crispy shell, it's very good
CaptainSpam: Non-crispy hot dogs, pls. Corn dogs are acceptable.
PharaohBender27: There can be a slight crisp to the outside of a grilled sausage
Saxpython: woah grilled hot dogs can be crisp. boiled no, but grilled yes
krfsm: even if it's just a chopped chicken fillet embedded in a mound of dry-fried chilis.
ContingentCat: Ian's leveled up
JadedCynic: a grilled sausage tho...nice crisp to the casing...
Niahlah: Is Watermelon Crisp??
BrowneePoints: I will die on this hill. a Good Grilled Hot Dog should be crispy
ArdCollider: did you try the other cheese on the second chopped cheese?
RockPusher: Undercrisp BibleThump
Ranakel: Trying for a crispy hot dog means you're losing on the inherently soggy (and thus crisp-neutralizing) sauerkraut
gualdhar: I can't stand flabby bacon, whew boy it doesn't taste right
Karfsma778: Under-Crisp toast is just warm bread
Dared00: Undercrisped toast is just warm bread
LidofLoathing: My great-grandmother apparently left the toast sitting out overnight, so it was like a shingle
Dared00: wow
matthaus_c: flabby bacon is just like biting into a slab of fat
dreaminginautumn: undercooked toast is somehow even sadder than untoasted bread.
accountmadeforants: Render that ding dang fat, people.
Critterbot: I prefer my bacon not too crispy.
Saxpython: Genius conversation
BrowneePoints: the wetter the stuff, the crispier it should
BrowneePoints: be
ContingentCat: Curry toast?
TheSpindash: I think there's a reason why you don't talk about Insufficient crisp. Once you over-crispy, you can't go back. But if you under-crispy, you can still keep going.
JadedCynic: damn, now I want a nice BLT - fresh lettuce, the GOOD bacon that cracks when you bite, and the bread warm and browned away from the 'enriched whilte'
RockPusher: Regular Crispy Lies
beowuuf: lol
JadedCynic: so I'm tuning in this relating to the TTSF last night? and just enjoying crispy food?
Karfsma778: The next-door neighbor of the Hose of Lies, The House of Faded Memory
Karfsma778: *house
ContingentCat: @JadedCynic oh yeah and we're leaving tomato season get in those good BLTs
CaptainSpam: @JadedCynic It's September 17, Regular Crispy Day!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrowneePoints: So chat and Heather/Ian. Opinion: One of the best Crispy Meals, Chicken and Waffles. The BEST Crispy dessert is without a doubt tho, the Churro
JadedCynic: I actually have the TTSF vod queued up to watch (but had to go to the hospital for a kidney stone)
TheSpindash: Ouch. too crispy
MidgardSerpent: @JadedCynic kidney stones suck! Hope you're doing better
Saxpython: lol relationships with Beej appear Regular or Extra Crispy. Beej does not appear to be soggy.
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Ooof, sorry to hear about the kidney stone, hope you're doing better. As far as I know, this isn't related to yesterday's TTSF
dreaminginautumn: just wrong. Waffles are a sweet food. Does nto go with savory like chicken
beowuuf: @JadedCynic oof, and hope you're ok, and it's more related to a rhtyhmn cafe conversation ages ago, and a similar stream last year. Basically everything is extra crispy at least, why not have a day to address regularly crispy things
Earthenone: the bottle episode if you will :)
BrowneePoints: @Saxpython beej is always moist
ContingentCat: Like a road quest?
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints Gotta be a crispy chicken and soft waffle, but yeah, that wins
JadedCynic: @MidgardSerpent thanks, they got me through the hurty part - it's in my bladder now, and I'm just tired (it happened at 3am :P )
kusinohki: I'm sorry - "turn off your brain and play magic" on a road trip.... while driving??
nanostul: Is the crispy level scale linear or logrythmic?
accountmadeforants: It's any card games
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerH
accountmadeforants: Just digital by necessity
beowuuf: weeeeee lrr
beowuuf: adam for eternal
accountmadeforants: Adam showed up for Eternal drafts
ContingentCat: Wheeler seems like a crispy guy
Thatwasademo: if I could get Wheeler to play non-digital card games I'd have a large pile of really powerful suggestions
Earthenone: its any card games, it turns out there are global circumstances that make digital work
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic thanks for the update, I approve of the day! (the sunny weather outside had some nice crispy air if that helps)
sydnius: Best Crispy: Vietnamese Spring Rolls
LordZarano: I'm pretty sure he's planning to do in-person Yu-Gi-Oh at some point
Ranakel: Which LRR member has the crispiest face?
beowuuf: @JadedCynic if you every check out the start of the vod, ian and heather even say it doens't have to be food :D so yes!
BrowneePoints: Does the Crispy fluctuate based on whether Wheeler has his 5 o clock Shadow?
gualdhar: great, you guys are making me hungry for fried chicken bao buns now
aerobeing: meatium crisp
BrowneePoints: @gualdhar treat yourself. get some bao
Thatwasademo: cardboard: extra crispy
ElementalAlchemist: physical cards: more crisp. You heard it here first.
PharaohBender27: Oooooh, good point!
Ranakel: The Ian & Cory scale of Crispiness is the new James Turner scale of lickability. Now without the disease transmission!
Ranakel: @ElementalAlchemist No lies here
TheSpindash: Proper crispness is maintained by skilled use of a clown horn.
corianderd: @Ranakel It goes 6 to 20 just like the Borg scale
TheSpindash: Which is a very crisp horn
BrowneePoints: Winter is Crisp. But Winter sucks
Saxpython: he does get crisper as the stream goes
nanostul: Doesn't that mean that he is overdone which is normally associated to extra crispy?
beowuuf: @Ranakel is 20 fully assimilated or species 4862?
BrowneePoints: Don't Deep Fry Shit Ice Cream though
Karfsma778: I WILL
ElementalAlchemist: excited dogs and their poop-food
ArdCollider: but do not deep-fry fryer buckets of ice.
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
wench_tacular: thanks for that thought
Thatwasademo: Ian, I think you're going aa bit off the rails
Steelwolf171: You can deep fry soup
sydnius: Crispin Glover?
BrowneePoints: Crisp Lines
Saxpython: oh come on. All LRR Streams are great. <3 <3 <3
PharaohBender27: @Thatwasademo You assume lrrIAN has ever been *on* rails
Ranakel: Copy paper is the crispiest paper
beowuuf: @Ranakel 8472 darnit
NotCainNorAbel: lots of round shapes
LordZarano: Do not deep fry sealed cans
BrowneePoints: Cori's wit is the crispiest
Earthenone: ian is often on rails, hence multitrack drifting :)
Thatwasademo: @Thatwasademo most of the time he's multi-track drifting, but he is in fact on rails
corianderd: I'm pretty dry
matthaus_c: cori's dry delivery is very good
ElementalAlchemist: the miles add crispness
nanostul: but so many rounded edges...
Earthenone: @Thatwasademo <3
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone @Thatwasademo Well, you got me there :D
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
ArdCollider: Let's Nope started as a yelling stream this week, then became a horror game and yelling stream, and then ended in Ben getting a speedrun WR
beowuuf: az gets roasted pretty hard so extra crispy episodes
VorlonScout: Watch+Play is definitely extra crispy.
ArdCollider: so that was _extra_ crispy.
RockPusher: mmmm, salt
BrowneePoints: like I said. Cori's wit is the Crispiest. 2nd to none
ArdCollider: far out of parameters. no chill.
Saxpython: woah
beowuuf: regulay day of lies
Ranakel: I think watch + play is in fact the crispiest show on the LoadingReadyRun network
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
offbeatwitch: our regular crispy broadcast day is almost over
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
BrowneePoints: Chat, celebrate today with a Churro
RockPusher: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
RockPusher: tiltyhCheers tiltyhEXTREME
TemporallyAwry: Carbonated Water is just crispy water - oon't at me PrideLaugh
PixelArtDragon: @TemporallyAwry But club soda is only regular crispy
LordZarano: @Ranakel It's often somewhat soggy depending on the game
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: I am glad I encourage this, i'm just not sure why I do.
Riandisa: Thanks for the most regularly crispy stream!
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS
beowuuf: thanks for regularly streaming
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrIAN and lrrHEATHER ! lrrHEART lunarj1Heart
NotCainNorAbel: so I can watch it at .25 speed
Saxpython: 🦓🦃🐟!
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
kusinohki: checkpoint didn't show up for me yesterday. *pout*
corianderd: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki It should be there by now
beowuuf: r in an hour you can watch lasy year's on youtube :p
ContingentCat: Thanks Ian and Heather lrrSHINE
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
BlueChloroplast: Welp VoD time
Silvertunga: Hello cuties and/or beauties <3 I hope you're having an absolutely wonderful day, love yinz <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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ContingentCat: man I'd seen the frozen croissants in the grocery store for a while and was doubtful but dang, I'm glad crispy day encouraged me to give it a try
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
ContingentCat: !next
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL molamolamolamolamolamolamola
KeytarCat: @MolaMolaphant ??
Earthenone: !pkmn mola
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LoadingReadyRun: I didn't know that LRRbot was loaded with pokemon cards, but I guess it makes sense, since Wheeler is streaming it on Is this Your Card
KeytarCat: !pkmn stunfisk
LRRbot: Found 14 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
KeytarCat: oh
Earthenone: yeah im looking forward to it being loaded with yugioh cards :)
Juliamon: Now we just need a !ygo so we can spam the chat
DeM0nFiRe: I cant even count the number of times I've been watching a LRR stream and really needed to know what Pot of Greed does
beowuuf: belated zebra turkey fish
RockPusher: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #731: "If we can do the fish jump, we can do ANYTHING!" —James [2015-09-24]