Porsgaard81: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Historic Brawl! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (44s from now).
TehAmelie: i'm awful tonight, apparently
TehAmelie: hide your fantasies
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, Historic Brawl! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
djalternative: !next
aerohydra: nice
RandomTrivia: Nicely done
serramarkov: but I live there...
Manae: Barely snuck in ahead!
Manae: (now back to dinner)
TehAmelie: ooh, a double perfect score
djalternative: Nah. I was too slow
TehAmelie: what do we give out for that? it's gotta be double the regula rprice
djalternative: got the lrrbot yell
RandomTrivia: I think we can stretch to double the usual prize lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: ah. here i was piling up two stacks of nothing
paronomasiac042: let's see, start with nothin', add the nothin', divide by nothin'...
RandomTrivia: TWO smugs!
RandomTrivia: @paronomasiac042 Don't forget to carry the nothin'
TehAmelie: really all ya gotta do is multiply by nothin
TehAmelie: works for everythin
paronomasiac042: its so many nothin'!
RandomTrivia: The unquantifiable feeling of smugness
thmanwithnoname: also worth noting that Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
Juliamon: the candy chat has reminded me that we have a big bag of assorted hard candies now, that I have to eat because nobody else in the house eats hard candies
djalternative: hard candies are fine
StageMgrRob: I like many hard candies.
djalternative: one piece of secret tech that I learned as an adult was the wonder of salt water taffy
NonUniqueGuy: How about hard candles?
RockPusher: !findquote candy
LRRbot: Quote #6335: "You aren't candy at all!" —Alex [2019-08-18]
TehAmelie: honestly as a former amateur math near-prodigy, i really like the way the most astronomical equations can collapse as soon as you add x0
Juliamon: my sister was going to the local chocolatier (Van Otis) to get some fudge for friends who are visiting next week, started putting in a mobile order, decided she'd rather just go in and browse, and the site cookies were like "DID YOU FORGET TO CHECK OUT? HERE'S A CODE FOR FREE PRODUCT"
Juliamon: and she couldn't say no to free candy
RockPusher: Mmmm, free candy
djalternative: who can say no to free candy?
RandomTrivia: That seems reasonable, yes
asthanius: gotta love user retention programs
BraveNewFaves: lrrGRAHAM On our way shortly
Juliamon: it's at least $4 worth of bulk "gourmet" hard candy
TehAmelie: i lived next door to a candy factory, can identify
djalternative: that's always the best part of white vans
Gaz_L: Thanks NotKathleen!
Saxpython: lol
TehAmelie: probably actually a candy packing facility
RockPusher: braven10TRI
RandomTrivia: A Gramthleen has appeared!
LoadingReadyRun: Okay now logged in correctly lrrGRAHAM
RockPusher: :D
paronomasiac042: Greem!
garunkl: Hello!
djalternative: Greem!
Gaz_L: I will be very sad if no-one is playing Ayula
djalternative: I know G was looking at the new MID commanders
TehAmelie: i'll tell you this, children below 40: if you're corneredtheir Nintendo van and an anonymous truck marked "free candy" at t
Gaz_L: (i know it's worse than even in normal Commander, but it's fun :))
TehAmelie: oops i messed that post up. but you get the idea
Juliamon: that sentence looks very computer-generated
Dr_Shandor: When will then be now?
djalternative: yesterday
RockPusher: but but the sleazy James in the sleazy van made fun of me for not being an adult and able to buy my own candy!
RandomTrivia: @Dr_Shandor Purple, because ice cream has no bones
TehAmelie: that's what i get for rewriting stuff on the fly and also not staying away from the enter key
Dr_Shandor: What smells like blue?
paronomasiac042: Can you smell the color nine?
serramarkov: Flood Hound.
Fruan: Arena update, just in time for the stream. Yay.
djalternative: Gatorade
RockPusher: What tastes like green?
Gaz_L: I'd like to go to Morrow so can I go today?
Dr_Shandor: Cilantro
lirazel64: Hey there, chat... we waiting for F PF?
TehAmelie: let's try one more time. if you find yourself cornered between a van that says "free candy" on the side and a police vehicle advertising free videogames, i'd go for the candy
lirazel64: FNPF*
djalternative: My favorite number is triangel
djalternative: triangle
djalternative: What's your favorite letter?
Dr_Shandor: Faygo Red Pop tastes like red
TehAmelie: i like P with an umlaut
unarmedoracle: Red pop in, red pop out
Dr_Shandor: @djalternative Pasta
RockPusher: Thanks for that image Cameron
Dr_Shandor: @unarmedoracle Someone's been to Michigan
LoadingReadyRun: @unarmedoracle I remember that trip lrrGRAHAM
StageMgrRob: Hey chat, would like a little advice.
Dr_Shandor: Sell!
djalternative: oh no. are we back to coherency? I thought we were still doing nonsequiters
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Spend quality time with your possessions.
RockPusher: !advice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
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TehAmelie: either of those might work. or are you being serious? chat can do serious
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
serramarkov: I love friend robot!
RandomTrivia: "Dear Dale, today I spent a lovely day with my stuff..."
62MGcobra: !badadvice
LRRbot: Crush a dew!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
theovenbird: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
paronomasiac042: lrrSIG
RainyMint: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
djalternative: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Pengu92: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: quick, let's break down this serious question before the fun starts
electra310: Yaaay!
TehAmelie: if it was serious
CanPlayGames: Paper fight? So like Gambit?
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serramarkov: Oui, petit!
TehAmelie: oh, these players wish they had Gambit's mutant power of blowing paper up
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lirazel64: Wheee!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Wheeler, Graham, Nelson and Special Guest Olivia are player Historic Brawl http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_htA3LVEAAe1sT.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1439020030625153027
RockPusher: Revenge of the Witch Wiggler!
djalternative: friend Olivia?!?!
affinityartifacts: oh haaaiiiii
djalternative: hai
averythetiger: wait, does this mean that historic brawl direct challenges work now?
TehAmelie: hmm, if Gambit tries to blow up a Magic card, would all the weird stuff in it that proves it's genuine stay unexploded?
offbeatwitch: Friend Olivia as opposed to Enemy Olivia
RandomTrivia: Tonight is a night for Bust and/or Chut
Dr_Shandor: Hello
Simonark: Foe Olivia is awkward to say
TehAmelie: i had an enemy Olivia in middle school
affinityartifacts: FOELIVIA
Dr_Shandor: Morkrut?
code1300: olivia :(
alikaoz: First Live LRR MTG FNPF I've caught!
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings @LoadingReadyRun and chat. I survived Day 2 of GenCon and my birthday! Huzzah!!
DiscordianTokkan: Brawl Time! Now the main place where Klothis, my Beloved, is legal
Phailhammer: Twitch just goofed hard on me. I had not switched away from the LRR channel, but then TQ appeared and the desktop app said I was watching Seabats (hosting TQ). The chat was still the LRR channel's.
granularbeats: we need more krut
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
RandomTrivia: Welcome alikaoz! Should be a good one!
Simonark: Not repeating the O seems important
hexy_lexy: we need more krut! never enough krut!
RockPusher: I wouldn't want Olivia as an enemy - I wouldn't stand a chance
StageMgrRob: Not that advice :). I have in the past had my hair colored (Purple to be exact). I let it grow out due to pandemic. I am worried that the office I work in might not be accepting of a 48yo cis male with colored hair. I do not interact with many people (not customer facing mostly remote desktop support). Do you all think I should do that the next time I get a hair cut?
freshmaker__: Just krut me up
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hexy_lexy: also, reminder that i love you all aggressively!!! <3
coachNelly: thanks lexy!
Dog_of_Myth: I'm feeling punchy on my birthday. I'll take on @affinityartifacts (but I'll lose) :p
granularbeats: omg thank you @laikagoat <3
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RomanGoro: I wasn't going to watch FNPF tonight, but I can't say no to an Olivia stream
laikagoat: @granularbeats fionaLove lrrSHINE fionaLove lrrSHINE
electra310: It's happening!
hexy_lexy: @granularbeats can confirm, laikagoat is the poggiest of champs
granularbeats: lrrAWESOME lrrHEART lrrAWESOME lrrHEART
lirazel64: eeeeeep!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: soooon...
TehAmelie: @StageMgrRob i think it depends mainly on if you can pull it off. do you have some good friends who would tell you if you have a bald spot or something?
granularbeats: this is the best krut!
freshmaker__: @RomanGoro thats the #influencer at work Kappa
papagette: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:11.
jj_mickey: Hello! I'm excited to see what decks y'all will be piloting today
TehAmelie: that's probably the biggest danger
hexy_lexy: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:21. lrrSPOT
unarmedoracle: Pro krut
heartofgoldfish: Frighty Night Paper Fight!
Krokaar: OH I thought I was late!
miniMacGuru subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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eeriedude: I Came here because Mtg Arena's historic Brawl isn't working for me!
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5461: "That's what gamers like: realism." —Adam [2018-10-30]
garunkl: Whoop Whoop Lets go!
StageMgrRob: @TehAmelie I have few if any friends and only recently started working at this location.
hexy_lexy: Friday Night Krut Fright
JohnPraw: Neat - got here at just the right time.
polaris415: yay friends
TehAmelie: hello!
hexy_lexy: OLIVIA!!!!! <3
azidbern95: Olivia!
polaris415: and yay olivia!
RandomTrivia: The question we should be asking here is "Is it less Krut or fewer Krut?"
offbeatwitch: 100 whole cards
DiscordianTokkan: Having a DONNYBROOK
RandomTrivia: Look at these four wonderful people! lrrSHINE
RockPusher: A brawl for all time!
Krokaar: I legit JUST opened twitch too, such timing!
matthaus_c: Olivia is the Belle of the Brawl? benginLove
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RockPusher: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
huffboi1: OLIVIA
theevermist: 100 cards? the mad men
JohnPraw: What a killer crew!
RomanGoro: Hy, 4/5ths of Graham's face :)
KodeMage: cHB - 100 card Historic Brawl
electra310: It is never less and only more krut
TehAmelie: @StageMgrRob seems pretty safe to try then
ZackTheCatKing: Oliiiiiiivia!!!!!
theevermist: and mad woman
hexy_lexy: 93 graham
LidofLoathing: 1993
RandomTrivia: 93 Graham
polaris415: 1993
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: "One thing led to another..."
granularbeats: cardboard krut lrrHEART
TamesLovesGames: LUL
themcclintalk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
themcclintalk: Oh hey, a perfect time to resub! Also it’s an Olivia! Hello wonderful peoples!
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garunkl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
garunkl: More Krut!
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TehAmelie: greetings Olivia, Beardsmen
jj_mickey: Richard Garfield invented Magic before Merlin
Uzumaki15: On thing led to another...
RockPusher: Tail!
EmpressReira subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
EmpressReira: A whole week of months!
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Gaz_L: now we play the game as Ricky G intended
electra310: Hi kitty!
AttackCowboy: (Hi Olivia!)
RandomTrivia: Hello Mulder!
Jean_Jacques_EB subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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offbeatwitch: you're only playing it the way Richard Garfield intended if you're playing with ante
coachNelly: ah yes the famb jamb
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb
electra310: Can't jam without the fam
matthaus_c: dammit nelly now I can't unhear that
Juliamon: famble jamble
coachNelly: right?
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun as much as i love you all, im 100% cheering for Olivia cause shes my buff queen
boonf: i like your hat ben wheeler!
RockPusher: Ben living that best woods life benginWow
Simonark: Geographic Brawl Night just isnt happening
RandomTrivia: LUL
Serpens77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
Serpens77: Let's get ready to braaaaaawl
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TheTruePhantomAngel: Oh, this is where Olivia is! lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: Amazing
theevermist: wait we are suppose to make good decks?
RockPusher: gabyLul
DiscordianTokkan: RIP Golos
polaris415: POGGERS
BjjBrain: booooooo lol
TehAmelie: i realized the other day Richard Garfield is still alive and it felt super weird after all the "as Richard Garfield intended" jokes i've heard
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Olivia playing a banned commander
luke1x: salt in the wound
onarampage subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 91 months!
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Krokaar: you gotta scream golos and fade away from the mic like adam
coolnezz09: Gg Nelson
granularbeats: golos the retired pilgrim
RockPusher: Olivia will be playing the heel this evening
EmpressReira: lrrDOTS wheelerPog lrrARROW
affinityartifacts: but i'm playing BRAWL!!!!!
Dr_Shandor: Is anyone really surprised by the Golos ban?
korvys: I would love to see this game go like the games I play against Golos - I concede to get on with playing an interesting game :P
insidepigeon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 42 month streak!
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Gaz_L: like those big novelty ones you get with birthday cards
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ooh, Historic Brawl. That's going to be a fun night!
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theevermist: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS PrideWingL PrideGive lrrARROW
heartofgoldfish: hello, i am watching live
granularbeats: I'm surprised by the worldfire unban
theevermist: Hello, I am engaged
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gugz16thefirst: I'm watching FROM THE FUTURE!
DiscordianTokkan: BOOM pile
EmpressReira: lrrDOTS lrrNELSON lrrARROW
RandomTrivia: LUL
bainard656: Card kingdom would be happy to give away your talking buttons, I’m sure.
DiscordianTokkan: WITCH wiggler
ravenlord_xix: Watching while doing my first midnight hunt draft. Medium Boros going into pack 2
RandomTrivia: "Be friends with me, and then fight me!" lrrBEEJ
YourFriendTopher: Oh nice a gift sub.
CompleatedPinkie: Oh! I didn't know that LRR pays to have the buttons made. I had always thought it was more of an equal contribution thing.
EmpressReira: Let's go Wheeler 👏👏👏👏👏
YourFriendTopher: Thanks Dog_of_Myth
ShotGunShelz7: lgwHi bloobyHey dolphinHey
randombillfolds: Is Graham's mic on a boom(pile)?
granularbeats: pogkrut
Gaz_L: thanks to patreon dot com slash benjamin wheeler
Saxpython: we're Regular Crispy already
korvys: !quote Nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7493: "Who wants eyes?" —Nelson [2021-02-03]
Dr_Shandor: We'll do it live!
plundypops: lol, but IM PERFORMING!
DiscordianTokkan: I am Content with this... Creation
ZackTheCatKing: wait is this is a bit?
asthanius: love more krut
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DiscordianTokkan: Pro-KRUT
KodeMage: the internet can be rescinded, right? just turn it off and give up
korvys: Morkrut, please
TehAmelie: as a swede, i'm very pro krut
theevermist: what is krut?
unarmedoracle: Anti krut
XprotoformX: katesAir
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There is often too much krut.
EmpressReira: All the Krut please.
Dr_Shandor: Prokrut
Dog_of_Myth: Krut won me a game today
Simonark: Content Disintegration is the future
Pengu92: Pro-Krut, always need MORKRUT
Mediocre_Man5: All I know is, we're getting more of it whether we want it or not
RandomTrivia: LUL
RaklarLS: Look, after playing a Krut with double strike today at the pre-release, I'm all in on Krut
jessieimproved: I need...an adult?
RockPusher: RPGEpicSword gabySlay
RandomTrivia: Welp that's an amazing quote
EmpressReira: loadingreadyrun dot com slash KRUT
Catastrophil: This is the day we press swords.... together....
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Micro Krut!
DiscordianTokkan: I am Pressing your Swords, PLEASE reply
TheTruePhantomAngel: WOW
gugz16thefirst: Krut-neutrals say "meh"
TheTruePhantomAngel: Oh dear...
underhill33: lrrWOW
jj_mickey: "I press swords against you" is the new "them's fighting words"
TehAmelie: "krut" (pronounced kroot): gunpowder
Masslost: ben love the cosplay from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou btw
Dog_of_Myth: Did you get Snow Daddy @affinityartifacts ? :p
flatluigi: thank you wheeler
oatway: pressed swords and hearts of loyalty
Battleguy01: Kald can't be new it has snow.
F1SHOR: isnt age of empires 3 coming soon
Dumori: @F1SHOR 4's out soon 3's been out for years
alikaoz: Hol up. how did she get the neckdeck then
offbeatwitch: friend + direct challenge is definitely still wack
SnowbirdMike: Is it bad I am enjoying the chaos.
ElektroTal subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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RandomTrivia: Click on swords, click on heads
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I believe brawl challenges from the friends list may not be working.
TehAmelie: didn't the Age of Empires go to space already?
TehAmelie: like what is left
affinityartifacts: c o p y p a s t a
F1SHOR: ,,, i need more wake up juice
Dog_of_Myth: Keep it PG Olivia... LUL
RandomTrivia: @SnowbirdMike This is part of the deal when Olivia is on
KaleidoscopeMind: If your swords click, you might want to see a doctor
korvys: Maybe Arena also hates Golos so much, it doesn't want Olivia to play
Dr_Shandor: This is a family channel
theevermist: that's empire earth
RockPusher: Olivia is a rabble rouser in the finest traditions! lrrAWESOME
CompleatedPinkie: I feel that. I haven't opened Arena for few months now (since they allowed instore play here) and I'd be lost at first too.
Simonark: Mace prodding didnt work
TheTruePhantomAngel: Yeah, it is weird.
Krokaar: I dont have friends
TheDailyMapleSyrup: They are improve comedians after all
offbeatwitch: yeah friend challenges are kinda busted
ElektroTal: yeah, i learned this doing it with gavin.
Masslost: The last time I clicked swords well it didn't end well
Saxpython: lol
TheTruePhantomAngel: Because, Arena.
Gaz_L: give code hav gaem
circusofkirkus: small indie company
Mediocre_Man5: nothing wrong with some good clean sword-clicking amongst friends
MWGNZ: the premiere mtg client
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Small indie company can't manage Arena features.
korvys: !findquote arena
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Fruan: The Arena client is a well programmed piece of software
Dog_of_Myth: Arena, God's perfect program.
EmpressReira: Pride145 Can't stay for live, see y'all on the VOD. Wheeler4Life wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerPog
bernardo013: graham dont give ben your friend code - you're gonna regret it!
matthaus_c: !findquote brawl
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dr_Shandor: Because Arena
alikaoz: gamers aren't allowed to have friends
Saxpython: I bite my thumb at hee
Pengu92: Oh, is this like what Ben Ulmer did on his home stream earlier this week?
v_nome: Get consent before clicking swords
Phosfur: !FINDQUOTE SWORDS
turambar87: Practice safe sword clicking people
DiscordianTokkan: Only click swords with people you trust. Or Rivals that will become people you trust due to the vagaries of Shonen Anime cheer500
ya_boi_choco: can we have " because arena " as a new lrr shirt?
Phosfur: Oops
granularbeats: both at same time, fingers crossed
RAZRBCK08: every other week either Direct challenge or friend challenge doesn't work and you have to figure out which one works
Gaz_L: hold on to yer butts
ElektroTal: thanks for waiting for me to get here!
SnowbirdMike: Haha
RockPusher: benginFingers benginButt
huffboi1: I remember the first time i tried to play HB with a friend
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
TheTruePhantomAngel: Damn
Simonark: Discontent creation
ArdCollider: oh, good, I thought I was late.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown
ZackTheCatKing: Paper Brawl??
offbeatwitch: arena is a functional videogame
huffboi1: it took 30 minutes
TehAmelie: we'll endure any amount of funny banter on the road to games with funny banter
plundypops: i liek gam
RandomTrivia: Magic's Premier Digital Client! benginFacepalm
A_Dub888: Cool Technology
The_Ninjurai: Graham should put on glasses so that it is all glasses contenders
Masslost: yeah, I know someone who clicked swords and wound up with an arrow in the knee. true story
luke1x: I love arena lrrFRUMP
oatway: does the stream have enough krut?
Saxpython: Going to MTGO? lol
ZackTheCatKing: SO THIS IS A BIT!!!!
Dumori: Arena broke Brawl in time for you to go live it seems
KodeMage: performance anxiety more like
v_nome: We're just here for the krut
BjjBrain: know this, we are all here for it!! lol
korvys: This is like the Horse Joke of streams
TheTruePhantomAngel: Could try to update again, just in case.
flatluigi: you should've seen how much of us watched ian play with a fake cat butt
RockPusher: I mean, we've invented clicking swords in that time
ArdCollider: uhhhh, the statuspage says maint is in progress.
EmpressReira: Krut.
Dog_of_Myth: Needs more Krut.
SnowbirdMike: So far its great.
RandomTrivia: Olivia, 541 of us are enjoying the chaos of you four onscreen at once
azidbern95: BOOMPILE!
randombillfolds: All this talk about touching swords. Is this what they call edging?
Krokaar: I havnt opened arena is about a 2 years?
Dr_Shandor: Shenanigans!!
matthaus_c: sub for arena krut
albatros064: we'd probably wait quite a while...
plundypops: This is more fun than getting stomped in Arena
electra310: We will wait for hours, we got nothing better to do
Xenguin47: I mean, you're on in the background, so I can go all night. :D
TehAmelie: ooh is this an experimental stream? are we the test subjects?
Painfully_Dyslexic: I've seen this episode of Community
methodical_monk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
methodical_monk: Where's the krut?
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luke1x: Arena is the premier way to play magic lrrAWW
alikaoz: It's relatable content
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
TheTruePhantomAngel: I legit had to update just to get MY CORRECT PASSWORD to work.
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I might actually prefer listening to this group goof around than watch Magic gameplay.
RockPusher: Mono fiblethip
Pengu92: Got there!
granularbeats: "we're fighting!"
ElektroTal: FIbblestone and Thripperary
Gaz_L: Best commander, Fblthp
TheTruePhantomAngel: YAY!
serramarkov: Streamers, you're fabulous, all of you, we're here to love you.
unarmedoracle: Magic has never been better
alikaoz: time to break the benman
RandomTrivia: OH GOD
Simonark: I hope everyone gradually acquires hats while we wait
circusofkirkus: Wow Olivia's cartoon head is so lifelike
Gaz_L: oh wow, photo Olivia is weird
TheWarbo: the frulligan
TheTruePhantomAngel: Hey it's Olivia and her toon roomates again!
luke1x: those sure look like magic cards
RandomTrivia: Everyone else has a cartoon, but Olivia just has actual Olivia
hexy_lexy: its cause Olivia's beauty cant be contained in a mere drawing
RandomTrivia: Accept no substitutes
DiscordianTokkan: It's because Olivia is a real person and Nelson, in the Commentary Bubble, is a work of art
albatros064: Denmark, Pious Apprentice?
TehAmelie: i swear, eventually everyone will migrate to some homebrew chat client where you can put pictures of cards on a table and that's it
unarmedoracle: It’s very bakshi
KaleidoscopeMind: Given how often Olivia is on, I feel like she should also get a cartoon
affinityartifacts: omg @KaleidoscopeMind don't make me cry
alikaoz: It's because Olivia is a real person, unlike the LLR crew
RockPusher: ♫ Daaaaaay ♫
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie I'm sure there's content for Tabletop Sim somewhere
Simonark: Disturb, like spirituality disturbed
boonf: wwulv munch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Casting and doing things seems like a good plan to win a game.
alikaoz: I'm onto you, Toons
Gaz_L: i meant it's jarring cuz i'm used to the cartoons
matthaus_c: cool new effect on cards in graveyards for Dennick's effect
affinityartifacts: @Gaz_L gotcha :D
korvys: Werewolf Malarkey
oatway: he has short legs on his wolfside
TehAmelie: i'm sure there is. but it has to be as bare bones as possible while allowing sharing pictures of Magic cards
SnowbirdMike: so stab stab, bite bite.
TheTruePhantomAngel: I thought it was Tolvar, not Tovolar, and was wondering why Graham was adding an extra syllable. LUL
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
Simonark: Buffalo Mozzarella
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Gaz_L: @affinityartifacts lrrHEART
superdude097: LUL
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RandomTrivia: OLIVIA
ComradeMik: olivia with those lewd jokes
RayFK: BUST. CHUT.
ComradeMik: i love it
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affinityartifacts: i mean hi hello
ploiky: woo
affinityartifacts: i'm just staying on brand
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matthaus_c: showcase advantage
Pengu92: That's weird!
RandomTrivia: So that YOU can look at it
RayFK: Arena is a great client
RayFK: That's why
electra310: He probably selected to not see those
theevermist: LUL
ComradeMik: look, my internet crush on olivia can only get so strong
RandomTrivia: Because they can't even get cosmetics correctly
eeriedude: I think it's a bug
matthaus_c: wheeler definitely doesn't have card styles off, those foil lands look foil
Dr_Shandor: Because, Arena
luke1x: but how do you style on your opponents
alikaoz: Bug. it usually works
RandomTrivia: FlagChamp
Masslost: arena having bugs who would even think of that
RayFK: You could Nelson
tomcove6888: Wait. You mean that all this money we've all spent on these cosmetics isn't WORTH anything???
Mediocre_Man5: Graham is in the pocket of Big Flag
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham, in the pocket of Big Flag!
RayFK: But fucking don't
DiscordianTokkan: Technically you COULD
ComradeMik: you could say that. but i wouldn't
Krokaar: yellow flag
RandomTrivia: By casting the other half of Bonecrusher Giant, clearly
boonf: lol
Simonark: Like regular brawl but far more significant
RayFK: Please sir, I am stunting.
Gaz_L: war wilf?
TehAmelie: inside you there are two wolves and one werewolf, you must pick one
Driosenth: type were and type wolf
99dcwolf: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
ShaneLeeAtk: These jokes are stunting my growth.
Juliamon: *wolf
hexy_lexy: pogiffers! fetch me my stunting! :p
Simonark: Where, oh Werewolf
Gaz_L: where wulf?
circusofkirkus: MEMORY
DiscordianTokkan: Dangit Jordan, get out of my head, I was half-ways to typing THAT too! rayfkSanic
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm sergePun
luke1x: I enjoy the new spirit lord
99dcwolf: @Gaz_L Here wolf
circusofkirkus: Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat!
Xenguin47: Skimbleshanks?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Meow
RayFK: Cats sucks
ComradeMik: cats is a terrible musical
RandomTrivia: Oh Olivia is PUNCHY today
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Opponent not seeing your frames is like buying a fancy car *without* a hood ornament
RockPusher: ♫ Skimbleshanks, the railway cat… ♫
boonf: creature type wolf m'n
Loonatic93: Who is the elephant (Loxadon?) Avatar?
Krokaar: shut him down
RandomTrivia: Ok that's reasonable :D
Sogheim: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
bainard656: Werewolf catches both sides of the dfc werewolves, though.
ComradeMik: andrew lloyd webber has a lot to answer for
Gaz_L: where Joe Estevez
freshmaker__: musical songs good.
Xenguin47: Mmm... SIX! :D
granularbeats: little shop of horrors
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v_nome: But Repo: The Genetic Opera
RandomTrivia: @Loonatic93 Quintorius
circusofkirkus: what a great reference
BjjBrain: South Park The Movie, is my fav
paronomasiac042: What we need here is a more permanent solution to our problem
ElektroTal: thank you olivia
PBlackcoat: the best song from cats is "The Rum Tum Tugger"
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Doh! Right!
ComradeMik: pls no
flatluigi: graham wins
RayFK: Wheeler can talk about silly things for 525,600 minutes
Loonatic93: Thankyou!
ComradeMik: too much musical
Simonark: A diet of Rice is too starchy
DiscordianTokkan: I love everything about this
ShaneLeeAtk: G with game!
TheTruePhantomAngel: @bwheeler Oh, what do you think of Pirates of Penzance?
AttackCowboy: Gotta watch the DMCA claim on this stream now
RockPusher: Still think Tim Minchin as Judas is sergeJustRight casting
unarmedoracle: I’m very happy that with Hamilton, Americans finally had a hagiography of one of their founders
Gaz_L: So we'll be in Olivia and Nelly's game and they'll be doing Gethsemene
electra310: This is new favorite FNPF
asthanius: How is Graham schooling Wheeler on this?
TehAmelie: did you know? 70% of all human food is rice
RayFK: Oh holy fuck you two
luke1x: wait are we writing a new punt/counterpunt here
ComradeMik: this is pain
RayFK: Twitch can I BAN a streamer?
phoenixofthelight: this is the best goof
circusofkirkus: don't you get me wrong
Loonatic93: Don't get me wrong... That I am not in the Pretenders.
Pheonix888: I am down for these comedy stylings!
DiscordianTokkan: UWU, I'm JUDAS
PBlackcoat: it's so rare for us @unarmedoracle
RayFK: And I brought you Mur....MurDUR
AttackCowboy: It is Creature - Giant
tomcove6888: I'd say take a shot every line they quote in a row from this now, but... then we'd all die.
ComradeMik: dear john twitch, i would like to report 2 different streamers
circusofkirkus: good job olivia
TheTruePhantomAngel: No..please...no...
PBlackcoat: fuck rent
Pengu92: That all went way over my head, but I still laughed
thehokeypokey: drawfeGoodjoke
Gaz_L: starring friend of LRR Anthony Rapp!
TheTruePhantomAngel: I wish to ban Rent please.
LidofLoathing: is this what the stream will be?
flatluigi: screw landlords
Leedopo: can definitely forget Rent.
toastiferous: is that olivia?
circusofkirkus: how about Starlight Express
Loonatic93: Rent is living rent free in folks minds.
ElektroTal: talking about musicals is my personal hell
DiscordianTokkan: Wait WHAT
asthanius: The tv show?
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
thmanwithnoname: okay, thanks for that wheeler
unarmedoracle: Fine: Finally with Hamilton Americans could mythologize their history
Haroldholmes25: fuck Renta and also rent
RandomTrivia: Nelson excuse pardon what?
PBlackcoat: <3 you Wheeler
voslan: It's not Trains in Space
Sogheim: every time I see the ad for Centaurworld, it terrifies me
Xenguin47: Hard left turn at Albuquerque
Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal Same.
toastiferous: is that olivia gobert hicks?
RayFK: THIS IS A CURSED CONVERSATION
RayFK: JESUS
SnowbirdMike: Music by Jim Henson.
RandomTrivia: The reference whiplash in this stream is REAL
RayFK: PAUL CAN I SHUT DOWN A DISCORD!?
Sogheim: is it better than Infinity Train 'cause that show got DARK
electra310: Jordan, save us
Gaz_L: they do move in herds!
luke1x: is this what drugs feel like
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Cats is a great, weird musical just don't watch the movie :p
circusofkirkus: this is amazing
thmanwithnoname: cursed, maybe, but super funny too
unarmedoracle: I’m sorry too
RandomTrivia: Jordan you're being out-nonsensed
AttackCowboy: "Clever Girl" would have a hell of a dance number
ElektroTal: Wheeler's jurassic theme was the most slowly dying trumpet i've ever heard
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Decaped: CentaurWorld featuring your favorite character from Full Metal Alchemist!
jjcard: The Evil dead musical is pretty fun (and has a splash zone)
Gaz_L: citation needed, Paul
asthanius: It's not even 30 minutes
SnowBuddy18: Magic the Gathering: the Musical
Simonark: Human Centaurpede?
ChrisGMiller: I think we can all agree that the Predator Musical was the definitive.
ComradeMik: it is a good pain
Dr_Shandor: @Simonark No please
RayFK: Just make sure it doesn't make you Le Cry Olivi
granularbeats: fast and furious the musical seems all too likely
Krokaar: sinuss WHAT sinussss?!
RayFK: a
LidofLoathing: clean out those sinuses
ComradeMik: little bit of the bubbly
Xenguin47: @Decaped Armstrong? o_O
PBlackcoat: this is just like high school again: getting really high playing magic and talking about musicals
TehAmelie: i'd like to see a Rick & Morty musical. just wildly incompetent and offputting to the fans of the show
ChrisGMiller: @granularbeats It's about familiy
Sogheim: wait hold on when did Serra become a Planeswalker?!
Gaz_L: hey, she's making the thing what's named after her
Phailhammer: Welcome to Friday Night Musical Chat, featuring background MtG. lrrBEEJ
tomcove6888: A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY
RandomTrivia: @Sogheim Since before the Brothers War, but on a card in MH1
TamesLovesGames: RIP Olivia's nose
ShaneLeeAtk: I appreciate how much fun Olivia is having.
ElektroTal: Homelands
RaklarLS: 1998
unarmedoracle: Who could forget the closing to the first act of Jurassic Park!: dinosaurs can’t synthesize lysine
Driosenth: Ice age
jj_mickey: @Sogheim the card is from MH1
Loonatic93: She was absolutely pre-rendering.
Krokaar: ulgrotha?
RayFK: I thought you were a Magic streamer Ben
RayFK: You didn't know MH1?
luke1x: I thought Wheeeler just kept talking till he got there
ElektroTal: meanwhile Graham is over here 'playing' 'magic'
MegaDosX: OK that awoo from Olivia was adorable
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TehAmelie: Joss Whedon, questionable life choices aside, made a pretty solid joke with the character name "Inara Serra"
RandomTrivia: Alright that tiny "awoo" was ADORABLE
DiscordianTokkan: Awuu What's this?
Simonark: Never Chew A Lawyer is a great patter song
bernardo013: ben is cyberbullying
Masslost: well this whole stream might be a highlight reel episode
KaleidoscopeMind: ₐᵥᵥₒₒ
RandomTrivia: Don't even worry about it Paul LUL
ElektroTal: i am so tempted to pick up the discord and hop on the call, lol
thmanwithnoname: I'd love it
circusofkirkus: this would be a major upgrade
RayFK: It would get viewers
freshmaker__: sounds like the cfb open thing with all the guest casters
RayFK: for ocne
objectivefailure: Honestly, I would actually watch GP coverage then.
circusofkirkus: musical talk during MTG
luke1x: is LSV that good at yes and?
ShaneLeeAtk: I would be on that 24/7
JacksonBross: massive improvement in the broadcast
SnowBuddy18: the Oregon Trail musical is pretty good
thmanwithnoname: @ElektroTal dooo it
RandomTrivia: That's literally why Riley Knight is such a good commentator
PBlackcoat: do it tal!
SnowbirdMike: Best ever play by play
ZackTheCatKing: Better this than crypto commentary...
RayFK: @luke1x Ha, no
korvys: I'm sure if Riley had his way, it would be
unarmedoracle: And the curtain call reprise of “no expense was spared” in “no life will be spared”?
ElektroTal: god, i was so so bad at my three guest appearances
Catastrophil: If I tuned in to official WotC coverage, and they just had Paul pop in occasionally with insightful comments/humour, I would be much more positive about it
ElektroTal: like holy shit, i was bad
ArdCollider: @ElektroTal shivam, you say this like people who *never* encourage you are the only people in this room
F1SHOR: the commentators are great... but im 100% more likely to watch if commentary was like this
asthanius: the hall of famers are skittish
Juliamon: here comes the joke police
RayFK: Hall of Famers "Crypto bros"
luke1x: Jesus Wheeler
TehAmelie: Black Betty - Ram Jam
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
coachNelly: thank you for recognizing my incredibly good idea cam
ComradeMik: olivia pls
ComradeMik: keep going
RandomTrivia: Ah my heart
Sogheim: Boompile? I'm listening
luke1x: can we get an AWOO counter?
MegaDosX: Graham cast Signet and Pack's Favor
RayFK: Just ask Kid Cudi, Day and Nite are very strange
circusofkirkus: Signet
Gaz_L: signet
TehAmelie: is it "awoo" every time it turns to night?
m_logan2000: signet
99dcwolf: Alex doing commentary: "That's a real ham sandwich"
Simonark: Thank Heaven For Clever Girls gets cut from some productions
JacksonBross: they always forget about the signet
Catastrophil: Night and Day in game should just be tied to Greenwich Mean Time
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
unarmedoracle: My last pod broke up with me when I screamed “let’s go to flavour win” as I stormed out
Dr_Shandor: @99dcwolf Nice
RayFK: @affinityartifacts Your best Ashlen impression clearly.
MegaDosX: I'm going to need a recording of Olivia making that cutest awoo sound of all time
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm kinda bummed that Arena doesn't darken the play area on the day/night switch
flatluigi: wheeler....
TehAmelie: yeah, your overlay was way more flavorful, Paul
SharkHero08: What about Flavor Suburb?
RandomTrivia: Yeah there really could be a visual indicator
KodeMage: I have Kid Cudi playing, Day n Night.
luke1x: @loadingreadyrun yes! they have the technology
asthanius: flux turns on
Mattmitchell45: Chug Jug Brawl
DiscordianTokkan: It REALLY needed to be more than a side emblem
Sogheim: fade the screen a little, add some fireflies or something
ShaneLeeAtk: LRR layouts better than Arena. Publish it!
Fruan: Birb admirererer!
RandomTrivia: Hi Baxter!
Robot_Bones: The Shadow!
Masslost: now I need to go listen to some Warren Zevon
SnowbirdMike: Screen goes black and creatures get flashlights
Loonatic93: Penelope is NOT a pet!
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Baxter! Hi Mulder!
RockPusher: Baxter do what Baxter does
luke1x: they could have made the actual play mat change
Phailhammer: Now I'm just thinking of that highlight clip from a while back, where Paul kept switching day and night in whichever game he was playing. :D
randombillfolds: I've even got a creepy Jace puppet.
RandomTrivia: I love that the reminder boxes have to scroll LUL
TehAmelie: i mean, there are probably about five thousand little tricks filmmakers like to use to suggest a night scene
TehAmelie: pick your favorites
unarmedoracle: The client could just use day for night
RockPusher: Day-for-night Arena
RandomTrivia: OOF
MegaDosX: k a b o o m
JacksonBross: meteor swarm is such a card
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
fcloud: how about a big neon sign saying NIGHT that blinks on and off
ElektroTal: liv is on fire
RayFK: Graham channeling his best Warmind there
RayFK: Dropping colonies like it's going out fo style
bernardo013: LOOOOOOOOL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Day for Night Arena: 2 stops down, and blue filter
bernardo013: BM
RayFK: Operation Meteor kicking off
TophTheHermit: Wizards did Dennick dirty in Wednesday's lore post. Just made him a sad, lonely ghost sitting in an abandoned house.
Pengu92: What level spell is Meteor Swarm? Can Druids even cast that? Are Werewolves a form of druid?
RandomTrivia: @Pengu92 9th, and I believe so
TehAmelie: hmm could you add a day for night filter on the stream? probably too silly
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, green the color of card draw :)
boonf: sword of oofa and doofa
Sogheim: Paul did have a little Day/Night symbol for the top of stream at the PPR I think
BogglesUrMind: Silly Wheeler, if you wanted card draw you should have played green: The color of card draw,
RandomTrivia: @Pengu92 Correction, druids cannot normally cast Meteor Swarm
Gaz_L: inside that sword is one wolf
LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie I'm tempted but keeping it in sync with the game would be a pain in the butt
ElektroTal: guardian project is a house in commander
MegaDosX: Guardian Project is extremely good in Brawl
TehAmelie: i bet it would
MegaDosX: And I'd imagine it's the same in Commander
RockPusher: !birb
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DiscordianTokkan: To be FAAAAIIIIR
RandomTrivia: In singleton formats it literally just reads "When a nontoken creature enters under your control, draw a card"
Simonark: Lloyd of Alms and Keaton of Alms are underrated
Pengu92: @RandomTrivia Thanks for help!
RockPusher: !findquote birds
LRRbot: Quote #6697: "I would have to be in labour for 83 hours to bring home a bird." —Ian [2020-01-12]
asthanius: "Caw" -The Birds
bernardo013: bird up
AveryCorvus: Why is nobody talking about these birds?
JacksonBross: Pretty sure that quote is from Birdemic
tomcove6888: Birds aren't real, etc.
BrowneePoints: if wheeler is gonna kill you Graham, does that mean you're on a HitchClock?
Krokaar: I still think Garruk's Uprising is a bit nuts imo
Juliamon: There are just so many birds....
RandomTrivia: LUL
Fruan: @BrowneePoints boo
BjjBrain: The Burbs was better
99dcwolf: did you know that bird is the word?
superdude097: "The Birds" gave my mom a huge bird-phobia
TehAmelie: i knew bird is "a" word
RockPusher: Deploy the party parrot!
objectivefailure: All this talk of birds is making me want to play Wingspan again
TheDailyMapleSyrup: They are the word & can you hate the word?
JacksonBross: Birds are already dinosaurs
TheMCScrubLord: Just hope there's no bird box
CompleatedPinkie: I've listened to them before.
DiscordianTokkan: We NEED a Fatborb T.Rex
SirTrae: Dinosaurs basically are birds
RockPusher: Bring back the Haast Eagle!
Fistacles: did they have government drones during that time?
Krokaar: falcons can be terrifying
Catastrophil: What'd you bring back from extinction? "Well, it's a slightly larger robin"
KaleidoscopeMind: Have you ever met a swan?
flouncy_magooo: Ostriches can heck you up
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unarmedoracle: Petition to rename “Disney land” “Anthropocene Park”
jj_mickey: Is the sword the forwolves blade?
SirTrae: Cassowaries are Satan incarnate
JacksonBross: swans are pretty but complete a-holes
RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
dyvion: 7/5
Pengu92: booooooo
Krokaar: that joke doenst fly
korvys: Wards and all
AttackCowboy: Wheeler's a Ward winning deck
MegaDosX: Wheeler, you need to be stopped
SnowbirdMike: Haha
Decaped: fun april fools errata making every bird a dinosaur subtype
99dcwolf: If Canadaians are so nice, explain the geese, ha ha. Those birbs are pure evil
KodeMage: "It's been really great having me..."
Joalni: Ooofff
ravenlord_xix: I love new cards, wards and all
99dcwolf: *Canadians
TehAmelie: speaking of monstrous animal movies, did you know "Them", the giant ant movie, in Sweden was titled "Spindlarna", the spiders
TehAmelie: spiders are much scarier than ants right?
Multra0: @99dcwolf we do a yearly ritual to move all our evil into the geese
MegaDosX: Yeah
Serpens77: the Olivia giggles LUL
affinityartifacts: @Multra0 that's what i was thinking
99dcwolf: @Multra0 Ohhhh. So THAT'S why y'all are so nice. All evil is transferred to the geese, lol. Us Minnesotans are stuck with our rage
RockPusher: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
TehAmelie: geese and meese
99dcwolf: and passive-aggresiveness
Gaz_L: we get to see it!
Multra0: We can send you some geese if you want @99dcwolf ;)
lamina5432: he can turn it back on
RockPusher: wheelerClown
AttackCowboy: wheelerClown
TehAmelie: a moose can contain like 50 times the rage that a person can egnerate
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TehAmelie: (no kidding, the things are massive)
Gaz_L: i liked in Batman comics when Nightwing had a car that was as cool as the Batmobile but it had a normal car body so it was a secret
RandomTrivia: Paul you're a genius!
A_Dub888: !card memory deluge
LRRbot: Memory Deluge [2UU] | Instant | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this spell. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Flashback {5}{U}{U}
RandomTrivia: LUL
asthanius: oof
MegaDosX: That's been fixed, to be fair to WOTC
RaklarLS: If it's winter, there's no bear. They're hibernating, you see.
granularbeats: there are night n day special fx?
RockPusher: Sleepy Bear wants your bitcoins!
LMAOkai_: but we'll never see those special effects if noone can play!
TehAmelie: umm is a memory deluge good or bad for you? it sounds fangerous
unarmedoracle: Cmon, it’s just a blue filter and two stops down
TehAmelie: or dangerous
MegaDosX: Pro green!
RandomTrivia: Heh, pro green!
Gaz_L: pro green
asthanius: Pro GREEN
asthanius: Oh no!
MegaDosX: Graham got himself!
SnowBuddy18: I've done my important work, it's dumb hours now
RandomTrivia: The self-goozle!
ElektroTal: graham is making the 'white lady with math imagery' gif face
electra310: ooo nooo
Pengu92: NOOOOOOO
garunkl: pro green
RandomTrivia: Graham became the Will-thinking emote
tomcove6888: Graham's Grinding Gears™️
MegaDosX: That was hilarious
RandomTrivia: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Gaz_L: Craig Honx
TehAmelie: fun story, i believe that meme is from a Mexican TV show
RaklarLS: Honks MD.
garunkl: Honk!
JacksonBross: Slab Bulkhead, meet Crag Honks
SnowBuddy18: Craig Honx here with Flex Seal
RomanGoro: Oh, I just noticed that the bear has jlrrCarrotmilk
Twilight_Spark: Hot.
RockPusher: Craig Honks, QC
RaklarLS: Pagliacci, Honks MD.
Simonark: Crag Honks, the barbarian?
eeriedude: Uhhh! Graham coming in with the ASMR voice for Honks(tm)
Williams4jesus: Honk honk
Styxseus: Oh wow, it's automaticaly "Craigs Honks Honk-Shop" :P
RandomTrivia: I am the Craig who Honx
A_Dub888: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Gaz_L: but doctor, I am Craig Honx
TehAmelie: but which one of you is Putt Putt?
Twilight_Spark: Craig Honks, PhD. Chair of the Department of Audiology.
KaleidoscopeMind: Idea: Famous opera singer Craig Honx
TheMCScrubLord: Craig Honks thw clown
falingard: has there been a button that just says HONK already?
KodeMage: me irl
TehAmelie: i'm laughing at least 20% more than usual thanks to you Olivia
paronomasiac042: Craig Haunchs
Krokaar: Nurse joy? the forgotten pokemon
KodeMage: there's a great crapshot, "The Joy".
MegaDosX: Oh that's actually an interesting nonbo between Memory Deluge and the Patrician Geist
Catastrophil: For legal reasons, I am happy and fulfilled
MegaDosX: It making it cheaper makes it look at less cards
RockPusher: LRR is mirth reactor - Olivia is a mirth bomb
Twilight_Spark: Curse of Leches? More like Curse of Leeches!
KodeMage: DENNY CRANE!
Twilight_Spark: Legal comedy!
TehAmelie: something apres moi, le deluge
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta love it! For contractual reasons!
SharkHero08: does grahams board all have reach?
tomcove6888: There's just... so many cards on the screen right now. Is it Brawlways like this?
jj_mickey: My lawyers advised this humour
Simonark: The best jokes are the loopholes to avoid lawsuits
MegaDosX: @SharkHero08 Just the thing on the left
MegaDosX: Graham got goozled by the Sword
Simonark: Minced oathes
RandomTrivia: Well then
TehAmelie: apres Wheeler, le deluge?
pickleplop: L
granularbeats: that's flyers
Dr_Shandor: What is hovering over the graveyards ?
electra310: Well, that game happened while nobody was paying attention
eeriedude: Wheeler win!
asthanius: May the Good Luck Have Fun be with you
eeriedude: Many Ws
pickleplop: W
bernardo013: @asthanius and also with you
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta Touch Swords simulTANEOUSly
asthanius: Namaste
Gaz_L: then you do the fusion dance
TehAmelie: do you have to be drift compatiable? man Arena is harsh
CavemanKellen: the puppy sounds so sad
A_Dub888: !findquote swords
LRRbot: Quote #1723: "You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons." —Paul [2016-02-08]
Joalni: Btw, chat didn't hear game sounds in the previous game, right?
Styxseus: :D
RockPusher: ♫ Too many sword, too many swords ♫
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Arena! FBtouchdown benginFacepalm
korvys: Sword pile
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
granularbeats: where's the cute yappy morkrut?
Gaz_L: welcome to punt/counterpunt
Krokaar: cant tell if puppy or children
TamesLovesGames: Sword of Sword and Sword
eeriedude: >DO NOT TOUCH SWORDS
asthanius: squeaka squeaka
ArdCollider: top right liquid swords
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Such a well-built program
laikagoat: nissa very bork bork
tomcove6888: Sword of Top and Right
RomanGoro: Whose puppy is squeaking?
BjjBrain: Best accurate commentary tonight!
TehAmelie: Sword of Sword and Sorcery might be interesting
nightraven949: is that wheeler's child being real unhappy off screen
CavemanKellen: is golos banned from brawl
MegaDosX: Are you sure it's set to Historic Brawl as the format?
Simonark: Dogs with opinions night
Loonatic93: Field of the dead isn't banned!
TheWarbo: <lrrBEN voice> Oh wise crossed Swords of the top left, how do I respond to the pelephins
MegaDosX: @CavemanKellen It is not
granularbeats: was it built before 2 days ago?
Symphoneers: That was Golos lamenting his banning.
JacksonBross: golos is just banned in commander, not brawl -- should be OK
savorycookie: there might be something in the sideboard?
bernardo013: jhell
RandomTrivia: Golos must be sulking :D
magical_writer: back to the legal comedy. perfect call back
nightraven949: well golos is one of them
BjjBrain: my clients client
f_tan_theta: Sword of Jail and Hell
granularbeats: true sideboard maybe
tomcove6888: I object! That was... objectionable!
RandomTrivia: !break
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TehAmelie: Sword of Technical Difficulties
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Sword of Stretch and Hydrate
Gaz_L: doesn't friendly brawl not even care about the historic banlist?
eeriedude: Me when Arena's being an A S S
MaddogM: when arena decides to play nice? long break
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L I don't think there's even a Friendly Brawl option anymore, it's just Brawl
theovenbird: So somtimes...yeah. And then it's like...yeah. And then other times it's, well... But that's Arena
gkgaming05: ResidentSleeper
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L At least in the Direct Challenge area
Pengu92: I'm afraid of the rest of the stream, it's been too funny so far
Gaz_L: @MegaDosX there is, I just checked on my client
TehAmelie: i will say, as far as i've seen on the streams, MTGO had a lot more flexibility in setting up your own games
chapsthemc: hey sweet there is a discounted limited token in daily deals
Dog_of_Myth: Olivia brings the right amount of chaos to online games.
gkgaming05: is demonic tutor legal in historic brael?
MegaDosX: @gkgaming05 It is not
TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess it costs 8 points
Gaz_L: no, but i believe grim tutor is so *shrug*
TehAmelie: or it's just out
gkgaming05: and diabolic
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MegaDosX: @Gaz_L Huh. It was just Brawl earlier in the week, guess the MID update changed it to Friendly Brawl
KodeMage: Tainted Pact is also out of cHB
Riiiiiiis: what is this? some kind of break?
TehAmelie: it's been a while but i'm pretty sure if you have to watch more than 3 ads you shoudl take it up with twitch staff
MegaDosX: https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Historic_(format)#Historic_Brawl_2 is the only Historic Brawl banlist I could find online. Not listed on here are the two Davriel cards from J21 and Pithing Needle
TehAmelie: also if they last more than 3 minutes
MegaDosX: I don't think there have been any other bans in Historic Brawl in the last little while, and I think Pithing Needle was the only one from MID that would need to be autobanned in Brawl
Catastrophil: Are there any cards that have non-functional rules text? Ala Steamflogger boss (Before unstable)
MegaDosX: Hooray!
TehAmelie: shalom!
KodeMage: for me, right now, the Historic Brawl queue is just a nice quiet place to storm off
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Success! FBtouchdown
jj_mickey: Yay!
MegaDosX: Hot takes!
RandomTrivia: SHOTS FIRED
marxmarksman: Olivia Golos Hicks
gkgaming05: what is everyone's favorite basic lands? I fancy onslaught basics
Pengu92: Hot or not, it is still a take
RandomTrivia: Olivia, you of all people are in the right place to fire these shots :D
flatluigi: golos should be banned from historic brawl too imo
ZackTheCatKing: Who's the best rapper alive? Olivia, Olivia, Olivia, Olivia, and Olivia?
DiscordianTokkan: I'd like some takitos
objectivefailure: A tepid take.
Gaz_L: Thanks Ben-calibur!
Dr_fragenstien: oh boy, sarkhan vs field of the dead
ElektroTal: what, are there no more musicals to talk about
JacksonBross: Wheeler is on "giggle duty" now that Olivia is playing
Dmc3628: I see Olivia has gone MJF level heel
toastiferous: whatt is your deck olivia?
RandomTrivia: LUL
ElektroTal: cause you know what i want to talk about is the nightmare of this week
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Poutine flavoured hot takes
granularbeats: silent but deadly
JacksonBross: that was just an actual fart
Boon_33: right... "hand" farts
Gaz_L: Olivia doesn't actually know the deck, she netdecked a Golos list
TehAmelie: armpit farts are fake. when people do it they're actually just farting
steelwind47: Quality content
stevie0037: Graham and Wheeler in the commentary booth reminds me of Statler and Waldorf
RomanGoro: Sounds like a commodore hustle bit
JacksonBross: ouch
KaleidoscopeMind: From an anatomical perspective, the butt -is- the shoulder of the leg
RomanGoro: By which I mean, something the Commodore Hustle version of LRR would do
TehAmelie: i once tried to watch every SNL episode. i gave up after like 3. LRR has much more lasting, timeless appeal
thegreatlamps: did anyone else just get 9 ads
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
DiscordianTokkan: I showed you my Menaché, please respond
eye_h_bar: Jeez, Nelson
RandomTrivia: While Arena doesn't have a smooth, bug-free experience, it DOES help you remember when you could take a game action that is usually terrible
tomcove6888: MeNAHce
Loonatic93: I wish you could target your opponents creatures with God's Willing and/or Alsied of Life's Bounty. But I guess folk's just like Auras too much.
RandomTrivia: *mrow*
TehAmelie: a kitty appears!
TheWarbo: i love that someone said "menace" is a (regional) Italian word, and players from there make puns when they have english cards that say "menace" on them
MegaDosX: If it's 4c I'd say either Jegantha or Kenrith
tomcove6888: Hey, as a netdecker, IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY
granularbeats: the golos flex
MegaDosX: I have a 5c Enchantress deck with Jegantha as commander, hence why that was my thought >_>
JacksonBross: Deckbuilder was just lonely when it was asking for a companion
RandomTrivia: We're not having the netdecking discussion here, it is a perfectly valid action and an important part of metagame development
Krokaar: no haters, just love and play
steelwind47: Do you netdeck because you aren't creative?
MegaDosX: t:wolf t:werewolf :p
tomcove6888: @steelwind47 Yes. Definitely.
Gaz_L: yup
Pengu92: The last 3 Brawl decks I built were net decks to start things off, sometimes you just need to borrow someone's homework
steelwind47: @tomcove6888 lol
MegaDosX: Bronzehide Lion just turns into a Colossus Hammer
TehAmelie: putting the "hide" in bronzehide huh
lirazel64: Good Buddy deck!
Gaz_L: there should be a space truck that's a 10/4 in Unfiinity
tomcove6888: BOOOOOOOO GET THAT MAN OFF THE STAGE
JacksonBross: vibranium-hide lion
Sogheim: Good Buddy - Artifact Creature Construct, 10/4
Phosfur: Now I want a doggo friend 10/4 good buddy
ZackTheCatKing: "Well what you wanna do isn't what your necessarily gonna do"
MegaDosX: Oh boy, cheap Lathliss?
Gaz_L: hey, threshhold is on Arena now! ...I think?
RandomTrivia: DARGONS
TehAmelie: fun science fact: they theorize bronze will outlast gold. it's the most molecularly stable thing we know
magical_writer: nelson's dragon deck seems strong
DiscordianTokkan: Pffft
blue_lore: Olivia is totally in control of all her actions and is working on a grand plan.....don't you know who she is???
MegaDosX: Yeah this Sarkhan is weird
tomcove6888: "How DARE you imply that I am competent?!"
Twilight_Spark: D:
RandomTrivia: LUL
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: because he's the best
MegaDosX: Because Sarkhan
ElektroTal: i *love* new sarkhan so much
MegaDosX: *shrug*
Gaz_L: Look, he has a theme
circusofkirkus: good question. next question
Dmc3628: Sarkhan has always had dragon hands
ElektroTal: Guys i'm here already
RandomTrivia: Conjure a card named Shivam Dragon into Chat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: because it's cool, ok
Simonark: Why aren't YOUR hands heads?
asthanius: Conjure a Shivan Dragon into his hands
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, it worked!
flatluigi: conjure a shivan dragon as your hands
Gaz_L: Sarkhan is a man
Loonatic93: A Shivam Dragon?
Gaz_L: well, he's a dragon-man
Twilight_Spark: The right to bear arms and dragon hands.
DiscordianTokkan: So he can taste the things he punches, send tweet
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Cainnech91: conjure a dragon into your head
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnowbirdMike: Dragon hands are great until nature calls.
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JacksonBross: Can't spell Shivan without consummate S's
RaklarLS: Sir, you're in Australia.
jj_mickey: Olivia's got two enchantments out, does this mean her win-con is to mill herself out and lose?
magical_writer: Paul's explanation makes the most sense.
TehAmelie: has Shivam been a Magic card? Friday NIght Magic cries out for more characters
granularbeats: they say a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, how many hands do you like in your bush?
steelwind47: New song "Dragons in my Hand" by deadmau5
eye_h_bar: This is so much damage
RandomTrivia: There's a lot of large sideways things over there...
MegaDosX: That's a lot of dragons
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RandomTrivia: It's fun to watch Olivia try to work out what her deck is on the fly :D
Gaz_L: uhhhh game 2?
KodeMage: u ded
DiscordianTokkan: Let's WRATH! Put on your WUBRG shoes and dance the blues...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Sarkhan, are you ok? You look like you are really dragon your hands today"
asthanius: Yeah I can't believe Olivia got herself on the sleeves
granularbeats: we get to see enemy sleeves but not enemy card art
blue_lore: um....oops
KodeMage: and it's sacrificed?
Boon_33: It's not to late for nelson to concede.
Gaz_L: there's a doings a happening
ElektroTal: nelson, bro, it's not nice to beat up the guests
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nelson could forget to attack
Catastrophil: Zero-mercy from Nelson today
MegaDosX: !card dragonstorm
LRRbot: Dragonstorm [8R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Dragon permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Storm
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RandomTrivia: Nelson woke up today and chose violence
TehAmelie: i didn't even see any wonk. did Olivia go to the shadow zone?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oliva lost the next game
Darleysam: "I just flew in from Tarkir and boy are my arms dragons"
Punching_Bag: we need fog in arena Kappa
Simonark: Rope? Are we talking about ALL the Hitchcock films tonight?
Gaz_L: so Olivia starts the next game at 1 life, right?
SnowbirdMike: Haha
steelwind47: Should have blocked. could have been at a nice -21
JonnyGlitched: I've blown my ass out a few times
granularbeats: I wanted to see what the netdeck was lrrJUDGE
YeetTheRich_: in some cultures this is a sign of respect
JacksonBross: Well we can all see why Golos had to be banned
TehAmelie: we're expandable asses, NIcolai. i mean assets. expandable assets.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Ba_Dum_Tish Nah. It's Brawl; she didn't get all the way to -25.
FofoATL: not winners is very diplomatic
RandomTrivia: Competitors, PRESS YOUR SWORDS!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: silver medalist fight
gawag_: i see Ben may be a member of the zissou crew
Simonark: They were living in a bottom right swords world?
keyforgealchemist: is that like crossing the streams?
JonnyGlitched: Sing it to the tune of "uptown girl"
blue_lore: you have NO idea Nelson....none whatsoever
RandomTrivia: Nelson, there's ALWAYS room to get weirder
Juliamon: There is always more weird
blue_lore: this is super tame for Olivia.....and we love it
Ba_Dum_Tish: The mana daddy is not hear to make things worse
MaddogM: what do top-right swords give protection against?
KodeMage: a severe tutting
JacksonBross: Where seldom is found, a discouraging sound ....
thmanwithnoname: pg13ing always makes me sad
RandomTrivia writes down "10-4"
Denis_Dobrolubov: @MaddogM From bottom and left, probably.
RandomTrivia: go on?
TehAmelie: James is touchy about the community profile. basically just blame James
Simonark: But... what about us deeply dysfunctional familes?
Agl0vale: Olivia you cant say 10-4! Thats james' credit card number!
steelwind47: @TehAmelie ALWAYS blame James
blue_lore: Olivia is Buff, not Bluff....silly peoples
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Arena
MegaDosX: I mean, you technically can >_>
Gaz_L: maybe you're playing aristocrats!
yodaforsale: what if you tibalt trickery your stonecoil serpeant for 0
jj_mickey: Did Graham choose the obvious green for his Bluff or some irrelevant 3rd color to send a message?
Loonatic93: There are perfectly valid reasons for doing so!
Gaz_L: that'll make it daytime!
MegaDosX: Yeah there's a whole deck that existed in standard until a couple of days ago that used things like Stonecoil for 0
JonnyGlitched: "Stoned-girl" more like amirite?
philippekav: to make it day !
Simonark: Look at Meego! They make old style action figures!
MegaDosX: What that wolf do
RandomTrivia: Watch out for landslides, those mountains look unstable lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
KodeMage: Unsolicited Wolf, good user name
Gaz_L: never talk to me or my wolf ever again
RandomTrivia: Now THAT needs to be !advice
itomathefuzzy: My dog, who is named Wolf, disagrees with you, Graham.
RandomTrivia: OLIVIA
f_tan_theta: I thought we just said family friendly
MegaDosX: Welp
Ba_Dum_Tish: Continous enthusastic WOLF
TehAmelie: consentual lrrHAM
blue_lore: No hog....no hog ever
Boon_33: CONTINOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
unarmedoracle: Better than domesticated hog
steelwind47: Don't get anyone started on Wolfjob
KodeMage: yeah...
eeriedude: CONTINOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
RandomTrivia: We are here 25% to see Magic and 75% to experience benginChaos
JonnyGlitched: 30-50... do hog families get that big?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: She broke
DiscordianTokkan: Illharg the Raze-Hog IS an honourary Dog
Juliamon: We are solidly in witch wiggler territory
FofoATL: lolol
RandomTrivia: oh no
Anexmedia: Wait it wasn't me this time
JonnyGlitched: it will be soon
Gaz_L: it's always fun to add like 1 or 2 off-theme bombs to these decks
MegaDosX: We do!
thmanwithnoname: solid disagree
Simonark: Ilharg is such a crashing bore though
Xenguin47: I mean, that's what we all do
unarmedoracle: exposure to hog was the entire crux of the issue
Gaz_L: like elf tribal and BOOM Vorinclex
SnowBuddy18: we don't need to be, but we certainly want to b
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: werewolf deck, featuring unsolicited hog
Cainnech91: graham has elected to kill olivia irl through jokes as opposed to on arena
TheWooglie: Simonark boo
TehAmelie: 30-50 feral logs appear
alpacalypsehs: The answer by the way is that yes, she can see it
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Phailhammer: I think exposing people to unsolicited hog is illegal in most countries.
asthanius: It's a wolf, not a bug
electra310: It's just Wheeler having his card styles turned off
F1SHOR: i wonder if olivia just comes on here when she needs a good cry
KodeMage: play to your outs, murder
Fruan: I suspect Wheeler has card styles turned off?
Anexmedia: @unarmedoracle wait was this Thogg talk again?
blue_lore: I am really liking this split screen set up, being able to see both peoples POV is nice
Simonark: Then translate this to German and win the war?
TehAmelie: killing someone using only your words is the highest mark of distinction of both comedians and lawyers
MegaDosX: Wow.
bakunawa_benji: Is there a way to see their deck lists? I'd like to see Olivia's deck since I'm planning on making a werewolf deck
AttackCowboy: Okay, gotta make a Curse of Swine theme deck now
coachNelly: !card tasha's hideous laughter
LRRbot: Tasha's Hideous Laughter [1UU] | Sorcery | Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until that player has exiled cards with total mana value 20 or more.
DiscordianTokkan: Don't be sorry! This is gold!
LoadingReadyRun: @blue_lore thanks!
blue_lore: Don't be sorry....this is the best kind of Content
MegaDosX: I've said it before, but this is my favourite part of Olivia on LRR streams
eeriedude: CONTINOUS ENTHUSIASTIC HOG
voslan: Don't applogize, trust me james is far worse
RomanGoro: Noy you're not, Olivia
MegaDosX: When she just dies laughing
JacksonBross: killing her softly with his hogs
Simonark: I know why she's upset. There are a lot of real pigs on the internet.
MegaDosX: Wheeler no.
A_Dub888: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
flatluigi: if it's continuous for more than three hours call your doctor
Phailhammer: How long can you be dying of laughter before you get a warning for slow play?
asthanius: Please don't put the hog in the witch jiggler
MegaDosX: OK that I need to see
JonnyGlitched: make sure you engage with ongoing consent when you hog
ElektroTal: ilharg the Raze Boar, was a mighty fancy pig, with some godly stats and some chaos friends, it was really really biiiig
RandomTrivia: LUL
Cainnech91: apologize for what? *this* is the hogtastic magic content I come to this channel for
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is why we keep asking you back
Xenguin47: I think this is EXACTLY why they keep asking you back, Olivia.
TamesLovesGames: HogChamp
JonnyGlitched: :hoggers:
Twilight_Spark: Absolute HOGGERS stream.
savorycookie: Hoggers my Doggers
DiscordianTokkan: Hoggers, my Poggers, waitwhat
Fruan: H O G G E R S
RomanGoro: I mean, I don't know about everyone else, but this is literally why I tune in
eeriedude: Me when my joke becomes fumny LRR moment
YawnLance: HogChamp
RandomTrivia: Welp
Loonatic93: Naw... Hoggers is in World of Warcraft.
TheWarbo: hoggifers?
NotCainNorAbel: I love being here for a new meme
MaybeProbablyNotABot: HopChamp
Pharmacistjudge: twitch dot tv uncontrollably?
unarmedoracle: big hog
keyforgealchemist: this ain't kosher
TehAmelie: this is reminding me a lot of Resident Evil Apocalypse. which by the way has a DVD commentary track where MIlla Jovovich comes within a hair of laughing herself to death
Dr_Shandor: Hoggifers
TheWooglie: everyone else is used to this, LRR like new victims/friends
croisvoix1: Graham: we want to keep magic streams free of curse words. Olivia the living monkey's paw finger curls
obionedrop: oh no
itomathefuzzy: the word "Hoggers" is uttered. Somewhere in the distances Hogger's ears perk.
savorycookie: Hoggifers vs Poggifers, who would win
RandomTrivia: This joke does not require Knoll-edge of WoW lrrBEEJ
Simonark: If you kill someone with hog jokes, is that reaping what you sow?
Gaz_L: Was it Alex or Ian who did the skull's voice? Get them to do the hog version as sub alert but only for when Olivia's here
Twilight_Spark: My mouth hurts from smiling. This is one of many ways in which I am like a hog.
Raiger: Hoggers my poggers
alpacalypsehs: This week's highlights video is going to be 45 minutes long
eye_h_bar: self-rashers?
JonnyGlitched: just brush up against a cheese cutter
Pharmacistjudge: This is not a place of hoggiers.
RandomTrivia: lrrHAM
TheWarbo: is ilharg hoggifers? "hoggifers, fetch another attacking creature from my hand"?
KodeMage: like the cow at the end of the universe
pyrojakk: Holy crap, today's stream is special
MegaDosX: Oh my god
TehAmelie: no hog deeds are commemorated here
Cunobelenos: benginOh benginNo
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ElektroTal: the only thing i can think of is that masturbation euphamism from the crapshot "man handle your ham candle'
Masslost: well olivia has been broken
RandomTrivia: Everybody go home, today's internet has been won
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow just murdered everyone with that joke
eeriedude: Hoggyfers! Bring the crackers, and remember to *HOG*
lirazel64: What is the relationship between Hoggifers and the Hamfather?
Cunobelenos: sergePun sergePun sergePun
JonnyGlitched: I'm glad I tuned in in time for this
Dog_of_Myth: @Simonark Nice
Simonark: I'm three time zones away.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Reginald RackOLamb
KWardJenx: I HATE puns, but THAT was simply sublime.
jj_mickey: What's the name of that restaurant whose logo is a pig chef serving cuts of himself?
A_Dub888: So this is what it means to go ham
Boon_33: Chat is really punching above our weight class today.
TamesLovesGames: lrrHAM
MegaDosX: Sparks are flying in this heated battle!
TehAmelie: revision: "this is not a hog of honor"
Krokaar: They are baconing off?
JonnyGlitched: Pegasuses
ElektroTal: the battle's really sizzling. Olivia is hoping to render Graham's bacon
Loonatic93: How do you make a Pega sigh?
Easilycrazyhat: Actually, it's 'Pegasopodes'
JonnyGlitched: Pegapodes
Raiger: Never go full hog
JacksonBross: Pig-asi
unarmedoracle: block the hog with a peg
alpacalypsehs: I feel like we've moved on from this but all I want is for this game to swing on stonecoil for 0 being the second spell to flip night to day
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pegaseez Nutz
Mediocre_Man5: @TehAmelie No great hog was solicited here
Gaz_L: yes, family friendly Magic
eeriedude: STOP HOGGING ALL THE FUNNIES WHEELER
gualdhar: man these jokes are so not kosher
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
UWDJohn: B O O M H O G
JonnyGlitched: wait, is the Pegasus myth Greek?
jj_mickey: Don't be pegashy to make pegasi
FofoATL: after all that hog
RandomTrivia: LUL
electra310: This is how you repay her?
keyforgealchemist: droopy hog is.the best
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerDroopy Oh no! My Hog!
MegaDosX: Man, I love it when Olivia comes to LRR streams
Krokaar: stop hogging the jokes
FofoATL: Olivia was just high on the hog
Anexmedia: I showed you my Hog, please don't responde
RandomTrivia: GRAHAM
thmanwithnoname: poor Pigasus
asthanius: GRAHAM
asthanius: PHRASING
Boon_33: I showed you my hog, please respond.
RandomTrivia: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #2279: "'I should mute my watch' is a phrase I'm still not used to saying." —Graham [2016-04-11]
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: lrrWOW
10of9: Everything is swine!
eeriedude: IT WOULD HAVE SURVIVED IF IT WAS A HOGASUS
TehAmelie: what is buried here was repulsive and dangerous to us. because hogs
Dog_of_Myth: I am crying here.
pyrojakk: Ben just wants everyone to take it down a peg
Gaz_L: oh, i thought it was for Margaret
freshmaker__: no pegasus is Yu-Gi-Oh, guys
NotCainNorAbel: it's how you attach the wings
unarmedoracle: i don't see where the confusion comes from
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Masslost: so somewhere in here, some needs to offer someone pocket bacon
RandomTrivia: My jaw aches from constantly laughing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The family has left at this point
Loonatic93: But, who
JonnyGlitched: the Hog is also into pegging but we don't judge here
keyforgealchemist: COLLOSAL DREADHOG?
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lirazel64: Very odd family
Ba_Dum_Tish: Everyone has a family indeed
Darleysam: just.. a particularly dysfunctional family
redyounglink: Hogs have families.
call_me_Aras: Peg is short for Pegeret
Simonark: This version of Charlotte's Web is probably not as child friendly as the marketing implied
BjjBrain: we are a family stream...anyone watch the first season of black mirror? lol
ContingentCat: it's after 9pm most places
A_Dub888: Pass-HAWG
asthanius: America's favorite past-hog
DiscordianTokkan: It's a family stream, so Innuendo is FULLY on the table
magical_writer: a fable, like the three little pigs.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Peg Peg pass the hog
eeriedude: The fabled hog pog
Gaz_L: passhog adept
Loonatic93: A family stream... We just don't identify whose family it is!
RandomTrivia: Wait, you can cast that for more than zero?! lrrBEEJ
JonnyGlitched: Adam's Family
ZackTheCatKing: YOHO?
TehAmelie: they have been filosophizing, what could you possibly have written on like Tutankhamon's tomb that would have discouraged the looters? maybe they just didn't think of hogs
MaybeProbablyNotABot: LUL
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
ElektroTal: goddamn it wheeler
ContingentCat: @Loonatic93 yeah your family is still a famly when everyone's an adult
noSmokeFire: lost, but not hogotten
BjjBrain: LOL
Twilight_Spark: Oughta.
Gaz_L: Yolos, Hogsaken Pilgrim
croisvoix1: Oughta Nelson!
electra310: Oughtta
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jeepless: The "hog" effect?
asthanius: Y'all Auto Love Oinkin'
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Twilight_Spark: Like Oughtawa, Canada.
Cainnech91: things have gone downhill fast since the sow joke...
Leedopo: otta, like otto.
freshmaker__: Yalo is my favourite Beyonce song
bernardo013: g as in the end of hog
MegaDosX: Don't apologise! This is great!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: O U G Hog ...
steelwind47: Your Onlyfans Likes Oinks
RandomTrivia: Never apologise Olivia. NEVER
electra310: I think Nelson has a fundamental misunderstanding between Aught and Ought
Pharmacistjudge: the slash you're welcome
thmanwithnoname: I'm on the 'you're welcome' part
KodeMage: am I high right now or is this rea?
eeriedude: Hug Hogs all Hay Long
JonnyGlitched: Ought is the spelling afaik but it could be archaic
huffboi1: This stream feels very fever dreamy
RomanGoro: I'100% slash you're welcome
TehAmelie: everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two
huffboi1: and im here for it
OldManJohnsonMB: hey just got here. Wheeler talking about hogs yet?
SirTrae: People keep going hog wild with these puns
Phailhammer: Olivia's really ended up hogging the spotlight with that joke. lrrBEEJ
asthanius: Aught is Zero
blue_lore: "joke" where is thejoke, I only hear truth
electra310: Aught means zero
RandomTrivia: Aught is used to mean "nothing"
10of9: we're all the PIGture of composure
AttackCowboy: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
notthepenguins: aught means nothing/zero
ravenlord_xix: This joke needs to be taken to the farm
JonnyGlitched: "ought" is the same as "should"
notthepenguins: ought means "should"
TheDailyMapleSyrup: #Sorry/Welcome
Dr_Shandor: It's naught
eeriedude: Ought is the sound you make whan you HOG
Pharmacistjudge: aughts are the years 2000-2009
FofoATL: its how they talk about the first decade of the 2000s Nelson
Phailhammer: inb4 someone tells me someone else made that joke like an hour ago. :D
KodeMage: Aw, toe...
RandomTrivia: You might say "This stream has aught but excellent jokes"
coachNelly: huh. alright thanks chat #TIL
JonnyGlitched: Aught means nothing yes @RandomTrivia
TehAmelie: while "aught" means "nothing", confsingly
TehAmelie: confusingly
ContingentCat: "I'm sorry/your welcome" is a common vibe on this channel
ElektroTal: Hey Olivia and Wheeler, are you ready to reprise this hog session next week on card kingdom
MegaDosX: English is weird
NotCainNorAbel: Yargle Only Likes Oinks
Darleysam: the none board-state with left wolf
JonnyGlitched: possibly why neither is in common usage now @TehAmelie
JacksonBross: aught means nought, but ought doesn't mean naught
electra310: Like the Roaring Twenties, but it's the Naughty Aughties
korvys: It'll be Hog Heaven
TehAmelie: naught and nought also means the same thing. it's enough to drive a girl to drink
JonnyGlitched: Just don't hog the limelight Olivia
ContingentCat: @electra310 or Hogging Aughties
itomathefuzzy: Olivia be like: I made this bed and I'm not sure if I want to lie in it but I'm going to anyways
Jennie_Fuchsia: There’s no shame in dipping for hogs
jeepless: Hogorific!
korvys: Thiccet
JonnyGlitched: Thicc-it
Raiger: Are you implying twitch chat might go hog wild with the hog jokes?
RandomTrivia: By virtue of the various gooft-subs the credits functions like a recap episode for the stream :D
Pharmacistjudge: I know Olivia said "too many hog jokes" but my brain heard "Tony Hog Jokes"
Twilight_Spark: I offer myself as tribute.
frogomb: thicket hog
eeriedude: Mmhhhh Thicc-est
keyforgealchemist: no such thing as too much hog, right, Wheeler?
Phailhammer: @itomathefuzzy Also, there's a hog in it.
ZackTheCatKing: FNPF After Dark?
Simonark: Look, they can only kill you with hog jokes, nothing else. They're one trichinosis ponies.
flatluigi: field of the dead is not banned
LordSaphni: it is Not
Gaz_L: field is legal yes
itomathefuzzy: @itomathefuzzy oh dear
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It SHOULD be banned, but it isn't.
flatluigi: you're also playing friendly brawl which has no banlist
tomcove6888: Golos doesn't even GO here
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MegaDosX: https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Historic_(format)#Historic_Brawl_2 plus Davriel's Withering, the Davriel planeswalker from J21, and Pithing Needle, for the banlist
RandomTrivia: Turns out that Arena, the program with only a small number of formats, has too many formats to keep them understandable
call_me_Aras: Not fired, FRIED
KodeMage: Some words are their own anonyms, line Sanction. Gram sanctioned Olivia' for her language during the lrr-sanctioned activity.
TehAmelie: from what i understand Demonic Tutor is the only thing that's really banned
Catastrophil: Can Olivia's deck activate Golos?
JonnyGlitched: So... Vascular
Gaz_L: i think the logic is that field isn't as scary if there's only one copy
ContingentCat: you can't fire someone on Regular Crispy Day
MegaDosX: @TehAmelie There's a few others :p
tomcove6888: Seer? I 'ardly know 'er!
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eeriedude: Actual Bruh moment from Olivia Folks!
korvys: You only live once, probably
TheWarbo: "math *could* be for blockers, maybe"
Symphoneers: Live laugh hog I guess.
LordSaphni: great Poker Face, Eh Yolo I guess
volraths_bane: I run Field in my Shrines deck. originally had Golos as commander but replaced with Jegantha because I Hate Golos.
itomathefuzzy: No Olivia this is when the WereHogs come out
pyrojakk: Vampire Night Hogs
Gaz_L: eastman, came from the west!
RandomTrivia: Vampire Nighthog?
TehAmelie: Mind Twist, probably. it was "double" banned from Shandalar multiplayer so you know it's bad
YeetTheRich_: cawcaw?
KodeMage: @Gaz_L that's about what they said, they wanted to see if their new matchmaking scheme would make banning cards like golos and field unnecessary
RandomTrivia: @pyrojakk *highfive*
DiscordianTokkan: Hold me Closer Tiny NightHog~
pyrojakk: @RandomTrivia yooo hi5!
asthanius: Eat, Pray, Hog
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dayhog ahhhh fighter of the nighthog
JohnPraw: That's my favorite Tom Waits song - Nighthogs at the Diner
BjjBrain: what a trough of jokes!
TheWarbo: who are you what do they say you hog
freshmaker__: Pig Laugh Love
bernardo013: Home Is Where The Hog Is
Dumori: Vampire Night Hog was a pushed card.
RaklarLS: Live Hog (all the ) Love?
KodeMage: Sloptercopter
Krokaar: Bacon, fry, squeal?
Cainnech91: night hog aaaAAAaaa fighter of the day hog
RandomTrivia: *Ben
electra310: Egg Hog or Hog Nog?
YeetTheRich_: how do I mute wheeler in your discord?
TehAmelie: slauberhaugers?
tomcove6888: Ho
jjcard: didn't realize I turned into a stream all in Pig Latin
tomcove6888: *Hoggerknocker
Gaz_L: eat pig love
eeriedude: Pig, Laugh, Pog
RaklarLS: My damages, they're very high
DiscordianTokkan: That;s GOOD Nelson
JusticeJuice: Zebra Hog Fish?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel lost in a Hog Fog
ContingentCat: Night Hogs sounds like a 90s Nicolodian show from the era of Street Sharks
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Thick et Hog
MegaDosX: Vroom vroom
TehAmelie: eat, pig, love
KodeMage: not like this!
BjjBrain: @coachNelly yes!!!
Gaz_L: they always have it
MegaDosX: Lot of people are happy Cleave rotated
BjjBrain: Look it's night!
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DiscordianTokkan: Auntie Liv!
JohnPraw: gg
alpacalypsehs: Sliced like a deli ham
eeriedude: Get nae naed Olive
asthanius: Like finding a needle in a hogstack
MegaDosX: I liked Cleave! But I can understand people being happy to see it gone.
Fruan: Embercleave yourself off a slab of ham.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hogmaw
KodeMage: Cleave, another word which means it's own opposite.
ItsRileyPM subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
ItsRileyPM: GET HOG'D GRAHAMERTON STARK
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itomathefuzzy: YOU LEAVE THE HOGFATHER OUT OF THIS
Krokaar: Lord Hokoto?
tomcove6888: Hoggercleave
jjcard: HogFather is legit great book
kiiwiiboy: Has anyone said Hogllelujah?
granularbeats: Discworld book
korvys: Hogatog
ContingentCat: Stop and smell the hogs
MegaDosX: Ulahog
ElektroTal: Urzine and Hawgmoth
Manae: Hogfather is just Orc Santa
granularbeats: wooop
TehAmelie: Nyarlahogtep
betweenmyself: So what are the chances next LRRLive features a Summoning Salt style video on the history of “Kraven Manor” speedruns? riffYeti
voslan: Hofather is the second best discord novel
RaklarLS: Hogfather is a Desert Bus sequel in the making
Loonatic93: "Let Me Be Your Hog!" Greatest "Weird Al" song ever.
Gaz_L: Hogmoth, Thran Pigician
TheWarbo: Bojuka Hog
KWardJenx: Excellent Discworld
SirTrae: Hoggle, Glutton of Hogmoth
steelwind47: Any cosplay can be good with a pig nose.
RandomTrivia: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: OK, but is it Hawgmoth or Hogmoth?
MegaDosX: Hognath, Locus of Bacon
RandomTrivia: Almost got the spittake from Nelson thre
KodeMage: 10/4 lotta stats
RandomTrivia: *there
jj_mickey: Hail Porkrexia!
ZackTheCatKing: HOG Tribal?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: HogZila
asthanius: We put up with Wheeler, we can handle you
ItsRileyPM: Pigol Hoglas, Dragon Hog
MegaDosX: That was awesome Olivia, don't apologise
Raiger: Who will bring home the bacon from this match
TehAmelie: 30-50 wild hog puns sure appeared
Cainnech91: Hogmoth's Squeel
korvys: I tap mana to play Hogatog
Dog_of_Myth: @affinityartifacts This the best birthday ever!
Simonark: If you're streaming all hog jokes, why play Magic? Isn't it more of a backgammon stream?
Alyindar: I don't think I've ever laughed so much during a mtg game :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: Thank hoggifers for this stream
A_Dub888: Stone Cold Steve Hogstin
thmanwithnoname: You're always a great guest, Olivia - you crack me up :D
bernardo013: Teferi, Who Hogs The Sunset
affinityartifacts: omg @Dog_of_Myth HAPP BIRF
ContingentCat: Featherweight
RandomTrivia: @Dog_of_Myth HAP BIRF FRAND
ItsRileyPM: they should expect some dm slidin' soon, lol
affinityartifacts: Chat thank you for putting up with me <3
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hoglivia
ContingentCat: dang memory
TehAmelie: heck yeah. i seriously don't know when i laughed this much last, and i pay attention to these things
ElektroTal: pay for what?
DiscordianTokkan: Aw heck yeah, M. Lee Lunsford, love that person
ZackTheCatKing: More Olivia plz
acheronrahl: Wait, isn’t Graham the boss hog? What the pork!!!
Loonatic93: I hope LeeLee is doing well. Haven't seen her in a long time.
Styxseus: He who hogs too soon..
SnowBuddy18: no Olivia, thank you for being amazing
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks! @RandomTrivia and @affinityartifacts
thmanwithnoname: @affinityartifacts not "putting up with", actually enjoying.
BoBrinkman: yay, Leelee!
jj_mickey: Cartoon Graham looks like he belongs to some clandestine crime-fighting agency
ContingentCat: Hogged to deep and too greedily
KWardJenx: Hear, hear! I'm all for Olivia having an official icon. She brings value.
kiiwiiboy: Thrill of Hogsibility?
A_Dub888: Olivia Gober Hogs
itomathefuzzy: Petition to put both Wheeler and Olivia into the sea
Gaz_L: some days you feast on some bacon!
TehAmelie: hey let's take this opportunity to rewrite Dukes of Hazzard to be set in Canada and forget all about the civil war-celebratin stuff
JonnyGlitched: "beverage"
RandomTrivia: #Beverage
RandomTrivia: Graham pls
thmanwithnoname: umm
steelwind47: C'mon Graham
DiscordianTokkan: Reminder for that, Mx Moz uses They/Them, and isn't Leelee. https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford
ItsRileyPM: Double Fisting is the law in Massachusetts
Ba_Dum_Tish: Drinking it whole hog
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Loonatic93: Leelee and Ashe are a couple of my all time favorite LRR-adjancent folk ever.
call_me_Aras: How does Craterhog Behemith sound?
Simonark: Yay! We've driven the guests to drink ahead of schedule!
ContingentCat: or a truely serious Yeeted beverage
Fruan: Discarding your commander. WHee!
ItsRileyPM: I fear Olivia's Yeeting Arm
Gaz_L: she stronk
ContingentCat: I believe
DiscordianTokkan: Aw HELL yeah, Coke Zero
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
ItsRileyPM: YO LETS GO
flatluigi: please don't or at least please don't do it off camera
TehAmelie: import tax? can't catch em if they're swooshing through the air
Dmc3628: get the Austin Smash
thmanwithnoname: By Gawd that's Olivia's Music!
BjjBrain: Glass Break sound
electra310: Good prop work, Wheeler
Krokaar: enjoying on my last cherrry coke zeros atm
tomcove6888: *glass breaks*
KWardJenx: @ItsRileyPM Can confirm
eXTeeGi: Diet Coke is strictly better Coke Zero
Anexmedia: After that we have a watermelon on deck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: She probably could, but I wouldn't open it for a while after it lands.
JonnyGlitched: @eXTeeGi eww
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is olivia going to yeet the coke at the hornhole?
DiscordianTokkan: Desert Bus for Hoping Olivia Does THat
steelwind47: Don't get the magic cards wet.
ItsRileyPM: @ItsRileyPM was a bartender in Lawrence, somehow still alive, lol
RandomTrivia: Maybe call in to DB for a bit
TehAmelie: !desertbus
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Phailhammer: Do we have enough left in the tarp budget?
Fruan: Normally you have to subscribe to something for that sort of content
flatluigi: chat would also lose it
voslan: Pop?
electra310: Chat is not people?
TehAmelie: oh dear
Simonark: Even Desert Bus hasn't gone in for "Spray sugary drinks on computers night" yet
Masslost: @RandomTrivia good idea
voslan: They call it that in Canada? Thought that was just the Mid-West US
YeetTheRich_: ook ook
Vampyre_Lord: chat not people rip
TetraRay: What do you mean You Chat?
JonnyGlitched: People is chat, just not behind a keyboard
steelwind47: Do it for the kids. Think of the children
notthepenguins: "chronically offline"
TheWarbo: didnt you tell a story at a pax about ser—ahh yep
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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RandomTrivia: Oh no
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
RandomTrivia: Precious, precious Serge
TehAmelie: ah, not that far away
call_me_Aras: Olivia could probably throw that can with such force to reach Vancouver. However, if anyone passes infront of her as throws, they are super dead. In fact, they'd be a Nevada Cadaver
electra310: Serge, do you know where you are?
ItsRileyPM: HOGCHAMP
TheWarbo: what if he had said 4Hog
unarmedoracle: I think he called it a real 5head moment
JonnyGlitched: Did he say "off by 1"?
thmanwithnoname: @call_me_Aras jesus
EquisC: seems legit
ContingentCat: katesLol wow
Ba_Dum_Tish: That statement implies it is no longer unusual for Serge to say Hoggifers
JonnyGlitched: @unarmedoracle that scans
freshmaker__: hey.. give back my roll
eXTeeGi: Just play ring and live for eight turns
TehAmelie: wait did Olivia become a hogchamp when i blinked?
ItsRileyPM: Fresh roll seems better than spoiled roll
Gaz_L: Dydos? isn't that the final boss of Chrono Trigger? Kappa
bernardo013: do hogs lay eggs?
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerClown
superdude097: But are you Hogliacci?
Easilycrazyhat: "The light was on" ...wait, wrong joke.
unarmedoracle: mind the slammer
RandomTrivia: Yep
Fruan: wheelerPig
JonnyGlitched: @bernardo013 in the same way that dogs do
RandomTrivia: lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER
DiscordianTokkan: lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER
EquisC: lrrNELSON
freshmaker__: lrrNELSON lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER lrrWHEELER
Gaz_L: LRRNelly LRRWheeler
bernardo013: @JonnyGlitched loooooool
fmerl: Hogliacci
Simonark: In that you fill out the other half of a double bill with Cavalier Rusticana a lot?
EquisC: lrrNELSON lrrNELSON lrrNELSON
benjamin_wheeler: lrrNELSON wheelerMonkey
Gaz_L: lrrNELSON lrrNELSON
TehAmelie: but doctor, i am paglihocci
SharkHero08: lrrWHEELER lrrNELSON
hidingbox: lrrWHEELER lrrNELSON
call_me_Aras: @call_me_Aras Is that a good Jesus or a bad jesus?
Gaz_L: lrrWHEELER lrrWHEELER
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerDroopy wheelerMonkey
HundreydAundre: Paul-Gineerin' Ears
KodeMage: is nelson in the dungeon graphic?
ElektroTal: breyaDisappoint breyaDisappoint breyaDisappoint
RandomTrivia: Inspiring a LRR emote is like being covered by Weird Al - you know you've made it
JonnyGlitched: We can get rid of lrrJAMES to make room for Olivia right?
KodeMage: re nelson and wheeler able to be popped up on the elgato?
affinityartifacts: yup
BjjBrain: Shivam for the win!
tomcove6888: @tehamelie *Hogliacci? 🤔
steelwind47: @JonnyGlitched Yes yes yes.
ElektroTal: unfair dinkums
TehAmelie: no, i went over it in my head and decided Paglihocci is funnier
freshmaker__: As an Australian, I approve of the Fair Dinkum puns.
Gaz_L: god help you guys if Buddy Murphy/Matthews goes to AEW
JonnyGlitched: No Aussie has said "Fair Dinkum" in the past 70 years
jellybean57: i will always love how uncomfortable graham is when people joke about him firing them
freshmaker__: Fair Dinkum means genuine.
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mrverbal: "Fair Dinkum" means factually correct
Simonark: What would Unfair Dinkum consist of?
Jupiter_Joe: fair dinkum and let loose the hogs of war
ContingentCat: Speaking of Monday hey Canadians vote if you haven't
Loonatic93: The SWS stories about Ruby Soho and Cult of Personality are so absolutely wholesome and made me very happy!
RandomTrivia: HAH
ItsRileyPM: You cant fire Wheeler! Who else will tell 30 minute jokes and beg chat to laugh at terrible puns? In related news, if you need that, im available
JonnyGlitched: I 'member that!
TehAmelie: i know i have heard fair dinkum in at least one fictional book written in the last 20 years
Catastrophil: I legitimately say it occasionally as an Australian
F1SHOR: I've 100% said it though rarely 😂
MegaDosX: I haven't heard anyone say it unironically in a good while >_>
JonnyGlitched: Fair Dinkum means True Blue
Gaz_L: Ruby Soho actually told the story more fully herself on Jericho's podcast this week
F1SHOR: Yea Nah Aussie's don't agree on much
goodroundboy: we all have opinions on what it means, but most people don't actually say it for some reason
CaptainSpam: You heard from across the room "U WOT MATE"
freshmaker__: nevermind, i rescind my approval of Wheeler
ZackTheCatKing: Right on b'y
JonnyGlitched: Oh that emote is quite... umm... :blush:
underhill33: Tabernac!
Phailhammer: Speaking of Pax Aus, Graham, are we ever gonna see your face again? lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Newfie slang is mostly slobber, right? lrrBEEJ
ravenlord_xix: I totally will bet that Riley Knight has uttered “fair dinkum”
KodeMage: yes, explains to us victorian slang, ye who live in glass houses...
TehAmelie: Cider House Rules vs West Coast Motherlivin' G:s
JonnyGlitched: Brink back the lady with the spanking stick
ZackTheCatKing: Newfoundhog?
flailingsoup: quaggers
BjjBrain: Cochonquois!
falingard: subscribe québécois facts
redyounglink: Queb Hog Quoi
DiscordianTokkan: I love that it's, like, a Commonwealth Colony THING to not only have Goonbags, but do DO stuff with them, like Pillows, or that alcoholic tetherball
TheWarbo: i think it's not just that it's different slang, it's that they all agree the same words *are* slang, but disagree on the *meaning* of the slang
residentweirdo: try the newfie accent you cowards
call_me_Aras: Hey, weird question, what do the call people from Dildo Newfoundland? Dildonites? Dildans?
ContingentCat: A lot more french catholicism in their slang
Simonark: French boar jokes? Verrat chic.
BjjBrain: I didnt realize there was a game going on this whole time lol
Loonatic93: Yes, please step on my sentences. *creepy shutter*
DiscordianTokkan: @call_me_Aras Dildonians
JonnyGlitched: I want that emote to step on me
ContingentCat: Step on us harder
MaddogM: the Parma/Parmi debate is way more intense than vi/emacs - Parma is the correct answer btw
RandomTrivia: Oh boy, here we go
ItsRileyPM: Hogchimp
alexanderthefine: uh oh, poggers
bakunawa_benji: Is there a way to see their decklists?
TehAmelie: we're just goin lrrHAM
alexanderthefine: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
RandomTrivia: If you're just joining us, you are in for a RIDE
BjjBrain: LOL
Simonark: This is why you need to keep the pork out of politics.
call_me_Aras: Oh, thanks!
JonnyGlitched: There's some weird artifacting attached to your beard Graham
Vampyre_Lord: as someone just tuning in, you can say that again
Gaz_L: oink oink streamer
Krokaar: these jokes....are ham fisted
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Corporate hog
KWardJenx: This guy!!! Nelson gets it.
HoboB0B_: hog_champ
steelwind47: I'm "bacon" for some more hog puns.
BjjBrain: @coachNelly that was great!
ItsRileyPM: Are we going to see a rebranding of our favorite butler? Can we get HOGGIFERS?!
Vampyre_Lord: im hoping the VOD will help
Anexmedia: @affinityartifacts in classic fashion, check discord
alikaoz: Jump on a hog and join the stampede, 30-50 at a time
keyforgealchemist: farm jokes only
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: this Porky's remake is surprisingly current
KodeMage: I hear some bacon...
JonnyGlitched: is the next game going to be "Round 6 of 6"?
ZackTheCatKing: Cops coming for hog jokes
JonnyGlitched: ACAB
RomanGoro: The Hog police is coming!
RomanGoro: ACAH!
ZackTheCatKing: Or the cops heard we were talking about their friends
magical_writer: Good Luck Hog Fun
Uzumaki15: LRR built an amount of their reputation on fart jokes XD
BjjBrain: LOL
TehAmelie: see because pork. okay that was nothing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL we are getting a little hogged down in hog puns
MegaDosX: The PoPo!
chaostreader: No Horse jokes please.
JonnyGlitched: I truly believe acab after having my first ever encounter with them a couple of months ago
call_me_Aras: Was it a bunch of pigs?
RomanGoro: (but that may well be an ambulance or the firefighters and we're ok with those)
ItsRileyPM: 30-50 feral police
croisvoix1: wheeler let the acab flow
ContingentCat: was it the pigs?
Darleysam: more like 30-50 feral PogChamp
unarmedoracle: rock
Simonark: All hog jokes are equal. But some hog jokes are more equal than others.
steelwind47: Could Wheeler explain the joke again?
RandomTrivia: If your animal transport solution is insufficient, you haven't vet-ted your setup correctly lrrBEEJ
Easilycrazyhat: That is the WORST
RandomTrivia: Ouch
BjjBrain: Don't squeal!
Loonatic93: Hoggey-Davidson
JonnyGlitched: "Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group. Police are basically an occupying force" - Bud Cubby
TehAmelie: !card swamp hog
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
electra310: Oh hey, Olivia's back on camera, let's see the Coke Zero thing
10of9: I love how this joke started with "unsolicited wolf" jokes and then somebody said, "but what if pig?" and here we are
RomanGoro: We wouldn't see it because you probably dropped off camera
tomcove6888: c o n t e n t t t t
TehAmelie: wait what am i thinking of. some jokes involving swamp hag
SirMorek: For the sake of content, we film each cast member as they get have a drawer opened into their shin
MegaDosX: It is
ItsRileyPM: Arena?! Chill the fart out! I'll smack you in the wenus, Arena!
ContingentCat: arena isn't your real dad you don't have to do what they say
Gaz_L: the biblioplex, i think?
Easilycrazyhat: Partially true in the case of Cam
JonnyGlitched: I have this hard bump right on my shin bone and when I hit it I die
asthanius: is a hog dog a sandwich?
Jupiter_Joe: The planeswalkers voice lines aren't synched though
SirMorek: Happy to help the content farm, fam
SirMorek: Hog
keyforgealchemist: interesting fact: hogs don't have shins
gawag_: i call my dog pig sometimes because he snorts when he is existedc
tomcove6888: #Hogdog
ZackTheCatKing: technically the faceless agent is a hog
asthanius: Graham what does that *mean*?
Simonark: I mean.. they have feet...
Gaz_L: Olivia would lose her mind at that YGO Wheeler played a few months back, stopping every time you can activate ANYthing
Phailhammer: You mean I could have gotten content out of it when I wailed my shin on a chair in the staff room this week!? Dammit!
steelwind47: Thank you for subscribing to Hogfacts
F1SHOR: my favourite fact is sharks don't have bones
KodeMage: Hotdogs on a Friday!, NO BUNS
KWardJenx: If you have a leg, don't you have a shin by default?
keyforgealchemist: interesting fact: shins don't have hogs
TehAmelie: very tangential. but i just super appreciate our friend Alex's bit of worldbuilding in his comic where a portable welding unit has handles specifically at "shin height"
Anexmedia: I'll get phtoshop open
Gaz_L: thank you for coming to my TED talk
ContingentCat: Hogs also don't have SIN
ItsRileyPM: Olivia, please stop directly advertising to me, i can only be so bi, lol
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Shinhogbe
call_me_Aras: Holding up a John 3:14 sign?
dumpsterfire: We already have deranged hermit tho
magical_writer: I googled interesting hog facts and got: Hogs use grunts to communicate with each other. I was disappointed.
keyforgealchemist: and THAT'S the bottom line, because Stone Coil said so!
MegaDosX: San Andreas
keyforgealchemist: San Andreas
Dmc3628: San Andreas
Haroldholmes25: they are professional funny people to be fair
Simonark: Not good?
KodeMage: So, olivia, you might have a nitrous oxide leak?
Gaz_L: he's the CM Punk of MTG/comedy streaming personalities.
onarampage: Dante's Peak?
KyojiTakenouchi: San Andreas
tomcove6888: Hey, Graham, is it possible to revoke a Twitch sub because of offensive jokes? Asking for a me, thanks.
alexanderthefine: jumanji?
Loonatic93: I preferred him when he was Typhoon.
kiiwiiboy: Graham has impeccable timing
ravenlord_xix: San andreas
Darleysam: Stonecoil Steve Austin?
RandomTrivia: GRAHAM
freshmaker__: boo
Pengu92: BOOOOO
F1SHOR: BOO!
RandomTrivia: That was very good
keyforgealchemist: it might be Duane's fault
kiiwiiboy: BOOOO\
TheWarbo: I really loved the movie Hideaway, starring Spinedwaynesjohnson Knoll
JonnyGlitched: I skipped straight from GTA II to V
laikagoat: time to see if ephemerate is bugged here too
ItsRileyPM: no im saying boo-urns
ContingentCat: I thought we were just making hog jokes
steelwind47: You aren't supposed to read cards in Magic. Who does that?
TehAmelie: what's the name of that historical rock in central New York City? Shraakkoperok Johnson or something
Krokaar: gra-ham hogging the mic
F1SHOR: tbh i think i stopped watching the magic in round 1 and have just been laughing at the nonsense since
Gaz_L: you could cast it for 1!
RandomTrivia: !findquote read cards 2019
LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
MegaDosX: I mean, there was a whole standard deck until a couple of days ago that deliberately cast Stonecoil for 0
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hark the swine
albatros064: @F1SHOR same
MegaDosX: Bust chutgun
tomcove6888: Frost Bite does that to me all the time too, like NO Arena I am not going to Frost Bite my OWN creatures, thank you though.
SirMorek: Does this snake look trustworthy?
Gaz_L: Faithful Mending vs Faithless Looting is a very good wordplay, tbh
keyforgealchemist: so... next MtG tribe: werehogs?
unarmedoracle: I knew a guy who crushed a deuce of diet pepsi and belched so loud it knocked a dent out of the roof of his van
qrazyqat: 0 gauge shotgun...very powerful
ItsRileyPM: Olivia with a Coke Zero truck at Desert Bus this year?
Simonark: Alliteration Tribal!
RandomTrivia: @Gaz_L The flavour text is also excellent
Gaz_L: but i love the 'uhhh gain 2 life, that makes it white, right?'
laikagoat: oh good, it actually worked. maybe its just bugged with elite spellbinder
MegaDosX: Just leave it in exile as a power move
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freshmaker__: it's similar to the other UW one from Amonkhet, Temmet, where you can let it die, embalm it back to the CZ and keep going.
MegaDosX: Oh boy.
eye_h_bar: chuckle
KWardJenx: Love the idea of Olivia at Desert Bus.
MegaDosX: Holy shit Cam
jj_mickey: Is it still 'the command zone' in this format? Seems like it should be called the 'brawl boss zone' to me
DiscordianTokkan: Golden
asthanius: that sentence is so cameron
JonnyGlitched: LUL
steelwind47: Ah yes. Mono Art-ifacts.
TehAmelie: real answer, Shorakkopoch rock
BjjBrain: was that you cam>?
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: @jj_mickey They're still referred to as commanders, so it's the command zone
MaddogM: "Knew a guy"
MegaDosX: Also, uncounterable
TrogledyWretched: he played himself
ItsRileyPM: LMAO
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Gaz_L: you can still cast the spell to counter it, it just doesn't do anything
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Of note: that red outline on the creature means it's uncounterable
KWardJenx: LOL!!!
ItsRileyPM: get hogg'd good sir!!
steelwind47: It's 2021. No one reads magic cards.
JonnyGlitched: That's saying alot Wheeler!
TetraRay: lol
MegaDosX: If a spell on the stack is lit up in red like that it can't be countered
jeepless: hogs
Krokaar: bold claim....
ContingentCat: DW/wheeler at card "you can't tell me what to do I can't read"
TheWarbo: that was the most amazing "cycle this card" i have ever seen
JonnyGlitched: womp womp
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's like the spell was mono-white
steelwind47: Oujitai Command = unplayable.
Gaz_L: 4 mana for a bad Opt is fine, right?
Pengu92: It's okay Wheeler, we can blame the MID Drafts
JonnyGlitched: 4 mana card draw... I've seen that card
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ItsRileyPM: look at all of this value, wheeler
Williams4jesus: Am I the only 1 who's going to watch this vod on YouTube again and again and again such good stuff
jeepless: Oink
MegaDosX: He lives on Innistrad, so probably
ContingentCat: it's a good dog
unarmedoracle: Arena: hey. hey. hey. want to kill a dog?
Vampyre_Lord: he's on innistrad, so he probably assumes he comes back
Simonark: If it's any help, that dog? Jerk.
keyforgealchemist: some serious jamon going on here
MegaDosX: !card selfless savior
LRRbot: Selfless Savior [W] | Creature — Dog [1/1] | Sacrifice Selfless Savior: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
GRrrrrat: What's this Christianity critique? Kappa
JonnyGlitched: @LoadingReadyRun Paul you really need a talking head image that just slides into the screen sideways
DoctorHutch: i just spent a full 3 minutes cry laughing to the van belch story. thank you Cam.
notthepenguins: selfless savior i think
call_me_Aras: Shieldmate\
TehAmelie: i'll probably jam it at least a couple of times
electra310: Selfless savior
ItsRileyPM: Do it for the VOD!
ContingentCat: Cam's contributions need to be preserved for the VOD
asthanius: More than one
Vampyre_Lord: dear graham, we appreciate you helping youtube viewers w/o chat
TehAmelie: what Big Brother house would this be without some pacts?
RandomTrivia: LUL
DoctorHutch: confidence > reality
RandomTrivia: It's probably about that many
TehAmelie: hmm i think i have to rewatch Strip Search later
ContingentCat: the White man move of say something with confidene and be believed
MegaDosX: Wheeler with the no-scope
asthanius: Gatherer says 5 sac themselves
JonnyGlitched: "self growth" doesn't mean growing a beard Wheeler
MadWolf1290: got her!
TehAmelie: "hey mom. yeah, i'm just. i wanted to hear your voice. i'm not gonna walk away from this magical cards game on the internet. love you."
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: I can picture Riley saying that
Juliamon: LANGUAGE
RandomTrivia: OLIVIA
MegaDosX: Olivia said a bad language word
RandomTrivia: There's the one f-bomb
RandomTrivia: You get one at PG13
Mai_Andra: Oh, that rare, limited ProfessorOnyx avatar is available in the MTG Arena daily deal today only. FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: lmao Ben got Shalai'ed
JonnyGlitched: YELL
ContingentCat: flavour text "was that worth it?"
TehAmelie: bets on if Wheeler is going to get sent to the shadow realm?
JonnyGlitched: If you missed it you had to be there
MegaDosX: Olivia also can't because she's tapped out
ItsRileyPM: the mind games! next level gg
ContingentCat: like desert bus just replace curses with hog
JonnyGlitched: lrrWOW
flailingsoup: i'd say wow
TehAmelie: can we quote that? "Some would say ... wow"
Masslost: chat wait i got a idea what if on streams that need swears bleeped they use hog noise to bleep the swear out
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hogchamp
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
ItsRileyPM: wooow look at that hog
ItsRileyPM: wait
Krokaar: so....if I cast a control creature or permanent on the dog...and....
ItsRileyPM: nope im stickin with it
v_nome: Is that what they call rope a dope?
until_may: wheeler does like to be roped
KodeMage: asking for consent first
ContingentCat: it's imposrtant to get consent
MegaDosX: "How do I be an Arena troglodyte?" - Olivia, probably
Simonark: The thing about learning to Rope is that the audience gets to watch it happen in real time.
unarmedoracle: spam "your go" it's much more polite
until_may: *bowel movement*
RandomTrivia: Spam "your go", wait for them to "attack all" in frustration and then Settle their Wreckage
genomancer_: What... did I wander into
until_may: um that is an illegal play sir
genomancer_: ?
unarmedoracle: hey. hey. hey. hey. remember to kill your dog.
JonnyGlitched: See I always thought "BM" in the context of chat meant "bowl movement" as in being shitty
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Now I'm afraid wheeler is going to use a take control of opponent's turn effect
JonnyGlitched: bowel*
Vampyre_Lord: the answer is: its only ok to spam AFTER they've started roping. and you can start roping any time the game starts going in a way you dont want it to go
Mediocre_Man5: sending him to the ghost quarter upstate
Easilycrazyhat: Ghost dogs for the Ghost Hog
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Dog hog
granularbeats: have we figured out what the net deck is all about?
ContingentCat: just sent it to a farm upstate
Jensling: (In Profs voicse) Many Magic the Gathering Arena players ask: "When do I rope my opponent"
ItsRileyPM: Benjamin Bartholomew Archibald Gweneviere Wheeler... how dare you do a dog murder?!
JonnyGlitched: You don't need to install Discourse
ContingentCat: a farm wth hogs
Dog_of_Myth: Please don't kill dogs...
until_may: what ISNT yours
TehAmelie: you take your research facility and take off and fly it away to the most unlikely corner of the map, make them work so hard maybe they'll just surrender
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: OH NO
steelwind47: What if it was a cat instead?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Doggifers
AttackCowboy: Hog Dog! Hog Dog!
MegaDosX: I'd believe it
Kalpho: Ed.....ward....
bernardo013: hog hooves
Vampyre_Lord: wait, first hogs, now BEARS!?
ItsRileyPM: Lets Nope hits different nowadays...
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JonnyGlitched: where did you get Bear Hands in Austin?
YeetTheRich_: several reasons ...
asthanius: wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig
RandomTrivia: Nah, birds fly with their *bird* hands, easy mistake
kiiwiiboy: @Kalpho no
Simonark: Hogs and Dogs? We can't have bear jokes TOO.
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
RandomTrivia: Hi Pig
Serpens77: Would you give up your arms to fly? For taht is what the birds have done
itomathefuzzy: BUPPER
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's only September. Hardly weather for wearing gloves.
CaptainSpam: DOGGO
Krokaar: pls tap the RL dog....turns RL dog sideways
Vampyre_Lord: oh hey, theres magic being played
jeepless: Hogs, dogs and Birds?
Nemo_Rasa: if your bird has bear hands, you might be simic
AttackCowboy: lrrPAUL : Dog cam!
ContingentCat: awwwww good baby
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPig
ItsRileyPM: WAOW
BjjBrain: lol
TetraRay: lol
Fruan: PrideWingL wheelerPig PrideWingR
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
electra310: WHEELER
hidingbox: Checks out
KodeMage: Her name is "Emergency rations".
unarmedoracle: dog hair really messes up the blender
Ba_Dum_Tish: This spells doom for you at sacrifice
DoctorHutch: hey hey hey ben, would you like to sacrifice me
MegaDosX: Cam no!
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
YeetTheRich_: "are you using me for clout?"
tomcove6888: 🚨G O O D D O G A L E R T 🚨
notthepenguins: CAM
JonnyGlitched: get's stoved up
Bluedevyl: goddamn it cam I'm going to be laughing about that all night
Krokaar: so the cat cant have a black lotus, BUT the dog can!?
TheWarbo: wheeler's brain went the same place mine did
ItsRileyPM: Cameron is going extra dark tonight, lol
Simonark: Will Wheeler get the sacrifice commemorated on custom Magic swag? If so, it's an easy sponsorship from Altar Sleeves.
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly lrrCAMERON
dumpsterfire: Pig gets the advantage cupcake for sure
JonnyGlitched: laaaaaaag
nymistrya: Ah yes, the advantage hog
RandomTrivia: The Indicative Muffin of Winningness is clearly pointing towards Chat at this point
Radyin: The advantage bar goes right to the hog.
ravenlord_xix: *blendtec voice* Dog Smoke! Don’t breathe that!
JonnyGlitched: Then Wheeler will be a "Dope-on-a-rope"
ItsRileyPM: NAILED IT
ContingentCat: @ravenlord_xix katesLol
TehAmelie: chat an hour from now: https://i.imgur.com/hVlZBy8.jpg
gawag_: this stream is so chaotic i love it
granularbeats: the bad man punted baxter
unarmedoracle: not unless Olivia remembers to kill her dog
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF ME
TehAmelie: fomo the future, even?!
TehAmelie: from
Vampyre_Lord: olivia refuses to pay to sac a dog, but WILL do it for free
TrogledyWretched: savage
JonnyGlitched: My cat speaks sign-language
ContingentCat: So she's from twitch chat
Zsuper1999: boop
Krokaar: does she think golos is a good boi?
JonnyGlitched: yeah, technically Wheeler killed the dog
TheWarbo: but the key part is, can she brainstorm correctly?
ArkhamArchivist: It wasn't a sacrifice, it was a martyr
unarmedoracle: sac the dog while singing "three little birds"
YeetTheRich_: oof
voslan: Not thrown into an oven, thrown under the bus instead
MegaDosX: Of note, Resolute Watchdog and Selfless Savior both also have the best flavour text for what they are
nymistrya: its true! slaughter and sacrifice are technically different things
RandomTrivia: LUL
JonnyGlitched: on command or just randomly?
notthepenguins: I don't know that that's really true... what's the difference between "throw in front of bus" and "throw in front of bus, but pay mana for it"
DoctorHutch: alright pig scoop it up
Ba_Dum_Tish: tap tap concede
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ItsRileyPM: the specificity of Wheeler's humor is literally my favorite part about Wheeler
TrogledyWretched: but Wheeler, you can preorder Midnight Hunt at Card Kingdom!!
JonnyGlitched: "Swing for 6 in the air boy! Six in the air!"
Anexmedia: "My dog keeps offering to split prizes at the park, I dont know what to do with her now/"
Xenguin47: There was a family in our puppy class who chose "leviosa" as the release word for their dog.
notthepenguins: incredible
A_Dub888: Go to the dome boy
Haroldholmes25: not entirely sure how, but wheeler won this game. not sure that even matters either.
RandomTrivia: Huh
YeetTheRich_: power move
until_may: it was wheeler
MegaDosX: Three little pigs in a trenchcoat
unarmedoracle: sic dome
heartofgoldfish: wheeler's origin story
Loonatic93: Were they a Sweat Hog from "Hello Kotter?"
steelwind47: Pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards!
YeetTheRich_: wheeler with a fake moustache
Boon_33: Dear pet whisperer, my dog has been exclusively playing mono blue mill decks, should I be concerned?
YeetTheRich_: wait no
RandomTrivia: heh
MahJunior17: kek
Zsuper1999: ohhh boi
MadWolf1290: ha.
bernardo013: i see you bern
Simonark: Sparks, the greatest band of the last 50 years? How dare you!.
bernardo013: ben* loool
Scar_Red_Tiger: A whole 50 damage!
until_may: Come on Streamner tell me a friggen joke
RandomTrivia: To be fair, Chain Strike was a real thing at one point
Ukon_Cairns: me-gi-oh?
notthepenguins: yes
AttackCowboy: Not all of us are into motorcycle card games
ItsRileyPM: Thats what it do, Yugi!
asthanius: You mean the Phantom Zone?
notthepenguins: no, superman is the phantom zone
genomancer_: *Now* is when you're supposed to rope him ;P
notthepenguins: and the realm of wind and ghosts is lrr
MegaDosX: I think that's happened more than once >_>
TrogledyWretched: You mean Duel Monsters you uncultured swine?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And the Phantom realm is...?
JonnyGlitched: NERD RAGE
until_may: a mystic confluence?
MegaDosX: The Phantom Zone is the place Zod and his flunkies get banished to at the beginning of Superman 2
Scar_Red_Tiger: Snerge is the Spirit of the Pharaoh possessing Serge
steelwind47: Stop bullying Serge
ContingentCat: well Serge says "heart of the cards" a lot ,if he knows what it is isn't clear
MadWolf1290: more of ...this!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge has that effect of stopping the room by accident
Dog_of_Myth: Hogtoric Brawl
Serpens77: @Ba_Dum_Tish "mana dad"
MegaDosX: @Ba_Dum_Tish "Just call me Mana Dad"
TheWarbo: my favorite version of that was Road Quest chat when beej slightly misexplained fridging
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge has a magical power of being off by one, be it meme or numbers
glowingnova: !quote dad
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: everyone rotate your fluids and/or call your moms
TrogledyWretched: All hail Mana Dad
glowingnova: !quote mana
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ItsRileyPM: Everyone call your fluids and rotate your moms
HundreydAundre: @steelwind47 LRR-corrector: Did you mean...: "Snerge?"
ContingentCat: my favourite is in one of he highlights I came across recentl where Serge thought Be saying "Oh!" was his O face
Ba_Dum_Tish: I imagine the gif of Ben and Adam reacting to that mana dad comment is going to see some use
Juliamon: I called my mom. She told me to stop yelling and to get off my ass and come out of my room instead.
ContingentCat: *Ben
ContingentCat: My mom is probably asleep so I'm emailing her
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon That made me snort in real life.
TehAmelie: good news, i got my printer to work. it apparently just hates libreoffice, it works fine with other, crappier word processors
AttackCowboy: !quote hog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: My mom is in another state and thanks to lockdowns and travel restrictions we haven't seen each other since this all started
Fruan: Printers are the devil
maxthefourth: !findquote printer
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
affinityartifacts: oooooh hoggers
TehAmelie: i made a trial printout of my novel in Chrome. good thing i only went for 15 pages. . .
TehAmelie: also, hi again
Anexmedia: I use this talent for good, I swear
laikagoat: def kaldheim
BjjBrain: It was Kaldheim
Easilycrazyhat: Those are great sleeves. I missed those too :\
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TehAmelie: awoo has been called
A_Dub888: Awoo what's this?
RandomTrivia: Oh no
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Tomasu82: did I just hear papa pig?
Tomasu82: (no i dont have a 4 year old)
Tomasu82: honest
Dog_of_Myth: Imagine Dragon Hands
NazTMann: @benjamin_wheeler Just doing his werewolf of London
NoxStryx: i love oliva
ItsRileyPM: For safety purposes, the questions shan't be asked
ContingentCat: just replace spicy word with varients of "Hog"
ItsRileyPM: lmao
Xenguin47: "Very carefully."
TehAmelie: in 2006 i made up this character called Forbear who has four bears for arms and he looked a bit less awkward than that guy
MegaDosX: Looking at Nelson's hand, hoo boy
TehAmelie: (he was a big fan of the right to "bear" arms)
RandomTrivia: That F8 value
Fruan: I hate lair of the hydra. It holds for you even when you can't legallly activate it!
RandomTrivia: GloryB!
ZackTheCatKing: BEN!
MegaDosX: If Wicked Wolf made its own food that'd be pretty nuts
RandomTrivia: Fierce Witchstalker makes a food, Wicked Wolf eats them
RandomTrivia: The other 2GG Wolf from Eldraine
asthanius: straws
freshmaker__: he has to use a straw
rosesmcgee: How does he wipe?
JonnyGlitched: Careful Paul, don't let MTG R&D hear you
TehAmelie: the Wicked Wolf looks like the missing link between manticore and big bad wolf
ContingentCat: @rosesmcgee very carefully?
rosesmcgee: @ContingentCat I should hope so
Sogheim: Sarkhan guest starred on The Muppet Show. Once.
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: POWERFUL callback
Dog_of_Myth: There we go....
MegaDosX: Is this Quiplash? Because that's a heck of a callback
TehAmelie: if Guile tells you to "go home and be a family man", you'd basically not be insulted at all?
ItsRileyPM: Sarkhan was banned from being on the muppets for having too much personality
blue_lore: Is he a volenterr fire fighter?
asthanius: oh hell yeah
JonnyGlitched: That's impressive
RandomTrivia: Oooh
ContingentCat: oh wow
DiscordianTokkan: 30-50 Wild Rice Crispy Hogs
heartofgoldfish: next she's going to casually tell us how she went to space camp
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but the best way to fight fire is with fire
MegaDosX: Got a Nylea's Intervention in your deck Graham? :p
TehAmelie: 30-50 medium crispy hogs
Xenguin47: Paul: Well, of course. You have to fight fire with firm.
RandomTrivia: Ah yes
ContingentCat: regular crispy hogs
DiscordianTokkan: Regular Crispy Day, all day!
rosesmcgee: Bless us all on this nominally crispy day
RandomTrivia: There's a VoD and everything
xblue007: Yeah order KFC
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooooh
JonnyGlitched: pork belllllllllllllllly
freshmaker__: just some lovely crackling
TehAmelie: getting fast food that's less than extra crispy is like getting hair gel with less than ultimate lift. . .
RandomTrivia: I loved the "go off, I guess" bits on Checkpoint this week
Jupiter_Joe: snap, crackle and hog
MegaDosX: Turns out Nelson made a pretty fast dragons deck, which is quite a thing
Fanklok: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:12:47.
MegaDosX: !updog
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RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: In deep chats with MMO Endgame, Proggies with my Hoggies waitwhat
MadWolf1290: 7 of 7!
offbeatwitch: my hog is progressive
TehAmelie: prague hague, if you're snooty
RandomTrivia: Also, good work Paul on keeping the overlay updated :D
objectivefailure: I'm more of a hogcore guy myself
TetraRay: pepa hog, underrated show
ContingentCat: braven10HEX love some crispy proghog
KeladryJane: Is Hog the new Wave?
MadWolf1290: TOS?
RomanGoro: TOS
offbeatwitch: no hogs on twitch
circusofkirkus: Hog Ska
TehAmelie: crispy tatoos automaticlaly smell like pork
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rosesmcgee: This VOD is gonna need a disclaimer
ThirdStreetPsycho: i wonder if this deck is gonna be like Olivia's Atraxa Enchantress deck where she draws herself to oblivion
ContingentCat: Haut Hog wave
A_Dub888: I've shown you my Crispy Prog Hog, please respond
ContingentCat: Not until after the watershed
KeladryJane: Think I've watched the new P/cP about 5 times now, such a magnificent mess <3
BjjBrain: Totally offensive swine
Phailhammer: Crispy Prog Hog sounds like a band that would turn up on Kathleen's show. :D
TehAmelie: which is sillier, Prague Hog or Prog Hague?
nymistrya: LoadingReadyHog Onlyfans when?
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Jupiter_Joe: Terms of Swinage
DiscordianTokkan: Does Primus count as Prog? And as such does the cover of Pork Soda count as Crispy Prog Hog?
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TehAmelie: when they called episode 1 "the shadow menace" were they really thinking of the hog?
Rootpotato: can i get a "Where we are going we dont need blockers" ben? i need it for playing monored
TheWarbo: Emerson Bacon Palmer is my favorite hog rock band
TehAmelie: phantom menace, whatevs
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie The Phantom Menace is Sheev's Hog?
circusofkirkus: Our Hog is an Awesome Hog
glowingnova: Every time Olivia is on, I'm so happy <3 She's so frickin funny
ContingentCat: I really like the Australian band Tropical Hog Storm
DiscordianTokkan: I still love that Palpatine's CANONICAL first name is SHEEV. So close to just Steve Palpatine
TehAmelie: or is it Emperor Porkatine
MegaDosX: I love that animation
RandomTrivia: H A N D
Phailhammer: I don't know what's weirder: this hog talk, or hearing Ian yell "EGG" from the other tab. :D
maxthefourth: sheesh palpatine
RandomTrivia: GRAHAM
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Oh MY
Boon_33: Poor Serger
MadameJund: GRAHAM
KWardJenx: Off-da
TehAmelie: funny story, today i undertook a marketing survey that asked me in all seriousness if i had ever heard of eggs. and i failed.
RandomTrivia: YES I CAN AND IT'S AMAZING
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Yakuzza
Dog_of_Myth: GRAHAM!!
circusofkirkus: Like in Men In Black
Ba_Dum_Tish: Could we tell the difference?
voslan: To be fair, serge can barly pilot him self
Cunobelenos: sergeJustRight
JonnyGlitched: It would actually make a lot of sense
ContingentCat: katesLol Yes thankyou
JonnyGlitched: considering Serge
KeladryJane: TOS TOS TOS TOS TOS
Bluedevyl: Graham, this HAS to get shot when its safe...
RandomTrivia: The pinnacle of sergeOrder piloted by the pinnacle of benginChaos
DiscordianTokkan: WAIT. Is Serge a JAR?
circusofkirkus: Can Tiny Olivia still deadlift a full grown adult?
MegaDosX: Good question. Next question.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: there was a movie about that
RandomTrivia: @circusofkirkus Probably
glowingnova: @DiscordianTokkan He's a coffee pot for sure
JonnyGlitched: Olivia has never heard of Pacific Rim obs
RandomTrivia: Is Serge a Gundam? lrrBEEJ
nightraven949: Abrade destroy target artifact
MegaDosX: Oh no!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JonnyGlitched: That;s a major crime in Canaga
ContingentCat: Get in the Serge Olivia, or Wheeler will have to again
JonnyGlitched: or Canada
Simonark: Will you stream the glaring?
DiscordianTokkan: Jager, like in Jagermeister
TheWarbo: it's spelled jaeger, as in meister
JonnyGlitched: Jager vs Yager... I'd pay to see that
Boon_33: Finally, LRR / pacific Rim / Evangelion crossover we've all been waiting for.
TheWarbo: or sorry yeah, jager, because they didn't go that german with it
raulghoulia: Congratulations
dpj2009: d00mSH d00mEE d00mEE d00mSH
Dmc3628: get ye cruel angel's theses
Fruan: Concrabulations
glowingnova: "gay and sad" me too buddy
Haroldholmes25: wheelerKappa
ContingentCat: ohhhhh I also didn't know about Pacific Rim
DiscordianTokkan: Loves Pianos?
TehAmelie: it's an amazing looking movie full of staggeringly cool worldbuilding dragged down by a plot
Rootpotato: quick, someone work Fraiser in there too
raulghoulia: and make tang people
NotCainNorAbel: thanksgiving sounds fun at wheeler's
call_me_Aras: Wait, Wheeler's Mom wh needs to be called more often?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Get Voxy to pilot Serge!
MegaDosX: Excuse me, "unclear.com"?
DiscordianTokkan: Unclear Dot Com
daredewley92: i just played some innistrad draft and by played i mean "got steamrolled"
Fruan: This is just putting googly eyes on his helmet
RandomTrivia: @TheDailyMapleSyrup I don't think the audio setup can handle that :D
KaleidoscopeMind: If it's unclear, they probably need different glasses
dpj2009: bomb dot com
MadWolf1290: Round 7 got weird and I love it
Vampyre_Lord: feels like we're back in the 90s
Vampyre_Lord: bomb dot com
TehAmelie: and i forgot to mention, intriguing characters upstaged by a 100% Steve
Haroldholmes25: nelson giving olivia a turn to live
MegaDosX: WOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JonnyGlitched: Draggin Hands
circusofkirkus: NELSON
Dog_of_Myth: WoW
DiscordianTokkan: Oh my GOD, Nelson
superdude097: WOW
Bluedevyl: WOW
MechaKuuga: LUL
JonnyGlitched: back it uppp
TetraRay: you didn't
ContingentCat: NO NELLY
RandomTrivia: That was close
Phailhammer: lrrWOW
Jobot180: Stop digging, Nelly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Continuous enthusastic consent only Nelly
MegaDosX: Dig up, silly
ContingentCat: Consent has to be Continuous and Enthuiastic
freshmaker__: whats the dog/hog ratio?
JonnyGlitched: 7 After Nelson's little slip up
Haroldholmes25: a+
coachNelly: my bad team
RandomTrivia: LUL
offbeatwitch: the dog to hog ratio
Jupiter_Joe: Golos Amoral Opportunist
Ba_Dum_Tish: This steam might hog the highlights
Simonark: Best ban all week!
Vampyre_Lord: im down for a ratio'd hot dog
RandomTrivia: lrrHAM
DiscordianTokkan: Hotdog to Snausages ratio?
NotCainNorAbel: plan is off the rails
MegaDosX: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh one more?
affinityartifacts: NELLY ILY IT WAS CONTEXTUAL <3
Xenguin47: I'm not a fan of hogdogs... I prefer hamburgers.
RandomTrivia: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
ContingentCat: uuuuuuuuuh one more
MaddogM: plan? In this economy?
MegaDosX: Did Wheeler make something new?
eXTeeGi: its ilhard isnt it
eXTeeGi: ilharg*
MadWolf1290: incoming MEMES
MegaDosX: Also still kinda sad Graham didn't build an Ayula deck for this
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww
Vampyre_Lord: \m/
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: really Pacific Rim is an amazing looking movie filled with intriguing worldbuilding and fascinating characters, held back by a plot about Steve on a quest of revenge for his brother Steve
Darleysam: lrrHEART
nymistrya: How quickly did Wheeler put together Hog tribal?
Simonark: All just porcine around
RandomTrivia: Press swords time
superdude097: Wheeler's not alright... he's half left!
ContingentCat: insofaras anyone's actually alright in 2021
MegaDosX: I got my Dancing Sword hit by a Swords to Plowshares earlier in the week. I got my sword Swordsed.
captain_wulf: gently touch tips!
granularbeats: lrrWHEELER lrrWHEELER lrrWHEELER
offbeatwitch: "Hoggers"
MegaDosX: Oh boy, Yasharn!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hoggies my poggies
JonnyGlitched: Let's give Paul lrrPAUL a challenge! 2 games played at the same time and he has to use the fancy overlay to show us both
NotCainNorAbel: i like it when the logs touch
RandomTrivia: This deck Olivia found is wild
Haroldholmes25: unnnn
MegaDosX: Hell yeah, I love Yasharn
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
TheDailyMapleSyrup: hogratio you tatsted well
HoboB0B_: That's a lot of hogs!
JonnyGlitched: umm
Phailhammer: It's time to h-h-h-h-h-h-h-HOG!
RandomTrivia: UH
Kibbik: lrrFINE
f_tan_theta: seabatClap
JonnyGlitched: I like it when the... logs... touch too
YeetTheRich_: your fault for reading chat
NotCainNorAbel: LOGS: It was a late late show skit
TehAmelie: alas, poor Hogrick
dyvion: good luck hog fun
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
eXTeeGi: do it
YeetTheRich_: wow didn't know olivia was a coward Kappa
MegaDosX: Esc?
Haroldholmes25: nope you're locked in now
CrescendoSlash: z
superdude097: I don't think you can go back from this point
electra310: Ctrl z
captain_wulf: zed
Chartle: press z
RandomTrivia: LUL
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGECALL
nymistrya: "Ack! Hogs, run! its the-"
GRrrrrat: say X = 2 and cancel
JonnyGlitched: Secrets! I didn't know this!
bradlby: z e d
MegaDosX: Summoning sickness.
granularbeats: Zeds dead
JonnyGlitched: Zed's Dead Baby, Zed's Dead
rosesmcgee: shoot the z button...
ContingentCat: it's important to press zee not zed
MegaDosX: Someone should introduce Olivia to the old Trickery deck >_>
code1300: it because of trickery
MaddogM: Arena is the call of the void
TehAmelie: hogviously
JonnyGlitched: !card stonecoil serpent
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Natimus_Prime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
Natimus_Prime: Cast the spells
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lamina5432: so there are 40 boars in magic and 3 tokens and 96 dog's with 1 token
TheWarbo: do the float trick!
JonnyGlitched: oh SS Boi is super good though for an X card
DoctorHutch: trickery player. wow.
DoctorHutch: sounds like somebody might also play golos in commander
JonnyGlitched: Oh my neck hairs... AH MY EARBONES... after listinging to that
DoctorHutch: Hogmmander FTW
circusofkirkus: quit edging arena, Olivia
MadWolf1290: Graham is like "you're gonna come back and pay for what you've done tonight."
Vampyre_Lord: graham, stop seducing me plz.
coachNelly: oh yeah for the record im super down with golosmander
ZackTheCatKing: teasing with the serpent Paul???
HoboB0B_: "Pulling the serpent"
JonnyGlitched: Olivia, Having such a nice voice really highlights... your counterparts
MegaDosX: We've gone from Stone Cold Steve Austin to Macho Man Randy Savage
ContingentCat: Gotta show Arena who's boss
JonnyGlitched: Nice voice / Scary voice
Phailhammer: I think you can get pill to help if you can't cast your serpent.
MegaDosX: "There's a snake in my hand!"
TehAmelie: almost heaven, western Can'da♫
thyeggman: Allow-listed*
circusofkirkus: wheeler has a theme and he's sticking to it with this new deck
JonnyGlitched: Stonecoil Serpent would have been a bomb rare 20 years ago
SketchyDetails: You can't. Theres a sever shortage on certain coke products
MadWolf1290: that's a state-by-state thing
freshmaker__: sorry what
thyeggman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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ContingentCat: what
El_Funko: I don't wake up until I've had my morning coffin delivery
bradlby: can I get uhhhhh large coffin
treacletart: does it come with a body in it?
Rootpotato: where as americans have a gun isle
JonnyGlitched: set the kids loose while you shop
heartofgoldfish: i would also like to ask if that's a real thing
MadWolf1290: damn it Wheeler
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
TetraRay: lol
Twilight_Spark: It was BELIEVABLE Wheeler, what the HOG?
SnackPak_: I love the alliteration of costco coffin
electra310: Graham didn't want to spoil the bit
ContingentCat: Of course, most stores generally have hockey aisles in Canada
Vampyre_Lord: even the canadians were like "thats reasonable enough to be true"
TehAmelie: "I'm lying but yeah" - Ben Wheeler
bradlby: ghoulies
treacletart: A Canadian creche is just a hockey rink
RayFK: Fuck off Ben
RayFK: That is a lie
Twilight_Spark: Why would you say this?
daredewley92: big pig?
ContingentCat: you guys have an aisle of guns, we have hockey
JonnyGlitched: Hi Jordan!
RayFK: (heyo)
heartofgoldfish: gotta go to sam's club for that
Vampyre_Lord: goldberg
TehAmelie: maybe playing hockey WITH guns will unite your nations
RayFK: Goalie's NUTS
ContingentCat: oh wow
MadWolf1290: it is that child
MaddogM: As an Ice Hockey playing Australian, Wheeler had me drooling for Costco for a second there
OldManJohnsonMB: jesus graham, why you have to bring up those bad memories
Twilight_Spark: You've heard of Cotsco. But do you know...the Whole Story? lrrPAUL
ZackTheCatKing: CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ContingentCat: pads are optional really
Vampyre_Lord: i was always goalie in every sport, because i didnt want to move all the way
MaddogM: glove and blocker
Talon3010: game off!
Talon3010: game on!
Fruan: Ooof
nightraven949: Stonecoil is Ready!
TehAmelie: *Butterfly Soup flashbacks*
MadWolf1290: but those Kraken pads though
Haroldholmes25: 20-25 feral hogs
Vampyre_Lord: pads. sticks. goals...
RayFK: 30-50 feral ones
TehAmelie: are you hoggin the hogs?
daredewley92: theyre crankin
ElektroTal: this episode went off the rails seconds before the rails even started
circusofkirkus: this was the important project
Fruan: Aren't there hogs in red too?
ContingentCat: you can fit a person in a normal hockey bag, the goalie bag was a whole nother level
Ba_Dum_Tish: ie forebears blade. its for bears
KaleidoscopeMind: Any of those food tokens?
MegaDosX: They did Hound to Dog
MegaDosX: Now they just need Boar to Hog
Symphoneers: Boargifers just doesn't have the same ring to it.
TehAmelie: a shoat is a newborn pig. i learned that from True Grit
RayFK: That deck sounds pretty Pogs Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: Artifact -> Cogs
qrazyqat: Hogs, dogs, frogs, and Bojuka Bogs
Simonark: Can some wear clogs?
RandomTrivia: "Come on down to Dave's Hogs, Dogs and Logs, where we stock all kinds of four-legged animals and also trees"
heartofgoldfish: @TehAmelie thank you for clarifying something i never knew i needed
Dumori: Turbo Hog.dek
freshmaker__: 1 hog 2 dog red frog blue fog
Fruan: Pain bacon!
F1SHOR: ill never know when to believe wheeler or not lol
DeM0nFiRe: Swamp -> Bog
Haroldholmes25: I think this is lethal
NotCainNorAbel: i was once the owner of two brindle english mastiffs. so pretty.
Vampyre_Lord: @F1SHOR my rule of thumb: never
RayFK: Get your revenge on Wednesday Olivia
Haroldholmes25: very good magic and some ok commentary
ContingentCat: Yes
RandomTrivia: That certainly is a legal way to construct a deck :D
TehAmelie: competitive hogging may be bad for your marital bed
circusofkirkus: like like or just like?
HundreydAundre: seven. Only... s e v e n
DiscordianTokkan: A great Shoat!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! That was amazing!
Dog_of_Myth: This was the best!
UWDJohn: 70 lands??? That's like 6 Lilly decks-woth!
F1SHOR: im ready for the hog subs
tergonis: i have so many concerns
TehAmelie: thanks for being over there!
JohnPraw: Great stream
JonnyGlitched: thanks for the show everyone!
TheWarbo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
TheWarbo: hog
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heartofgoldfish: i too strive to be a keen jellybean that is being called peachy
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - this was another great Friday at home. Thank you.
Xenguin47: Graham "Jellybean" Stark
BandOLear: Thanks
Cunobelenos: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHAM lrrHEART
circusofkirkus: thanks for the musical jokes
VazSun: Regular Gargadon
Simonark: SOME PIG!
ContingentCat: well get used to it Jellybean
chaostreader: !findquote pig
HundreydAundre: Is arena mad to grant you; "7 lands" each game?
MegaDosX: Wheeler's got a busy weekend
RayFK: What if I don't?
DiscordianTokkan: I do!
Fruan: Oh, Wheeler's in this?
RandomTrivia: LUL
TetraRay: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RayFK: WELP
circusofkirkus: it's true!
tergonis: i am generally pro wheeler
TehAmelie: Wheeler is "hogging" the channel
Boon_33: Great tagline
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wheeler is the whole hog
ContingentCat: katesLol YES
F1SHOR: oops shouldnt have mentioned it lol
MegaDosX: Olivia dying laughing is my favourite thing about when she shows up on LRR streams, my goodness
circusofkirkus: then there's Pokemon
HundreydAundre: WheeLRR-FeVrr
TehAmelie: it was me. i regret nothin
RandomTrivia: """finishing""" Wandersong
TheWarbo: but, does the existence of hog subs, also imply the existence of hog d—*pulled offstage by comically large hook*
RandomTrivia: It just... keeps going...
noisyblizzard: o-cl-hog
Shadowhex92: Wheeler's never boar-ing
RayFK: NELSON
HundreydAundre: oof
RayFK: Again, Twitch, how can I ban from afar?
captain_wulf: Snout out to Wheeler for diving into pokemon tcg
heartofgoldfish: don't like wheeler? homophobic. don't like fromsoft games? surprisingly, also homophobic
HundreydAundre: >_<
RandomTrivia: Time to play Oops, All Tepig
RayFK: Please, Flesh and Blood is only played by Crypto Investors
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a hogswindler
maxthefourth: Hoggifers, fetch me a spoink
MegaDosX: Just all of the pigs
circusofkirkus: Donphan
Multra0: Renewal Hog
UWDJohn: Ekans is Hog spelled backwards
captain_wulf: yaaas got Olivia!
TehAmelie: Miyazaki, the lead Souls designer, is an outspoken masochist, so
KodeMage: ground into dust?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
randombillfolds: They get sent to the farm.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: they go to a farm upstate
RandomTrivia: Welp, Olivia is ded
TheWarbo: would olivia have been more willing to sacrifice Resolute Watchhog
HundreydAundre: nice
MegaDosX: As one does
ContingentCat: also may or may not be drawing hogs
RandomTrivia: If nothing else, we're gonna march right to the appropriate page
Mattmitchell45: We met Orcus!
ContingentCat: and if we have to we'll just cheat bug
hidingbox: Resolute watchdog was like Serge's bodyguard that one time with the thoughts and prayers.
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Dog_of_Myth: PAUL!
MegaDosX: I can't wait for Serge to hear about this bit
ContingentCat: katesLol
captain_wulf: are they doing a pork - a - chop
DiscordianTokkan: Oooooh, Deathloop
Radyin: Watch and Play this week!
MegaDosX: It's just Adam this week because Ben's away, isn't it?
circusofkirkus: Ben's out this week, so it's just Adam
Boon_33: Paul, do you need to borrow the MAGI cluster for that Yager-Jeager stream?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben may be fighting feral hogs on vacation
RandomTrivia: Roll credits!
rosesmcgee: Can an artistic person in chat please draw a Serge jaeger?
noisyblizzard: ben is with the hogs
MegaDosX: Paul laying down the law there :p
MegaDosX: Roll credits!
circusofkirkus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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TehAmelie: hog you for subscribing! wait i'm turning smurf
HundreydAundre: *sniff* I missed the Nightmares sessions... Is there anything after VILLAGE pending for Let's NOPE?
charlietrotter1: ShowLove100
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
HundreydAundre: It don't even halve to be big. Just horror pending.
ContingentCat: Serge is a pidgeon?
RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
corefluxx: Cheer100
A1_Saucy: came in after the game, and I am baffled and can't wait for the vod
RandomTrivia: Here they come!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Of course there's more! :p
Dog_of_Myth: Yes!
7 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
ElektroTal: never have i been more glad to be skipped over
RandomTrivia: You're just in time for the credits!
Xooszi: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
HundreydAundre: PAW-gyff-Rrrs
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
MegaDosX: Welcome to this nonsense, raiders :p
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
YeetTheRich_: this is stream is very silly, i want more
MegaDosX: Oh do it
Bluedevyl: swinemeeper kiled me
circusofkirkus: wheelerPig
MegaDosX: Definitely do it
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Fruan: PrideWingL wheelerPig PrideWingR
SmoreThanAFeelin: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DiscordianTokkan: I'll allow it
Scar_Red_Tiger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART 🐷
TheWarbo: can chat get a yee-hog
F1SHOR: olivia survived the hoggening im proud
RayFK: Hoggies my doggies
ContingentCat: We failed Chat
RandomTrivia: Ben
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that'll do
RandomTrivia: LUL
DoctorHutch: He there pigglets! make sure you comment in the Sty
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: That'll do
KWardJenx: Nite!
RandomTrivia: PERFECT
Phailhammer: cya :)
A1_Saucy: walk off homerun
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Fire_Summoner: Night!
TheAinMAP: Good night.
jeepless: You guys ROCK!
RandomTrivia: And THERE'S the end of the Highlight Reel!
hidingbox: Graham waving to Paul to cut
maxthefourth: wheelerKappa sergePun sergeCrimes
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Holy shit
MegaDosX: What a note to end that on
F1SHOR: perfect end
DoctorHutch: oh man, that sign off is highlight reel quality
captain_wulf: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Bluedevyl: chef's kiss
ElektroTal: that sure was a stream
TheWarbo: well, that happened
albatros064: well, i needed that
MegaDosX: And we all experienced it together!
corpocracy: What a good show
Darleysam: so the highlight reel this week is just the VOD of this stream, right?
coachNelly: yup. that sure happened
Bluedevyl: man, I needed the laughs tonight... thanks, all
ContingentCat: thanks Ben, Jellybean, Nelly, Olivia,, and Paul lrrHEART
circusofkirkus: we went from Musicals to Hogs
jeepless: Oh that Monday work meeting will be interesting..
heartofgoldfish: thanks for the stream!
affinityartifacts: oh my gods i'm still crying
TehAmelie: too slow, i registered the username HogOfMyth but didn't figure out how to gift a sub lrrAWW
MegaDosX: @TehAmelie Just gotta gift it to Olivia's stream now :p
MegaDosX: Also Wheeler's stream
ContingentCat: Ah good we got to Olivia crying eventually
TehAmelie: good idea
benjamin_wheeler: my face hurts
coachNelly: just ask regular Hog of Myth they know for sure
affinityartifacts: @ContingentCat oh i did at the beginning
affinityartifacts: they got me early
NotCainNorAbel: @affinityartifacts you were completely hog tonight
Fruan: I'm sore from laughing so much. This stream was dangerous.
MegaDosX: This stream was /fantastic/
MegaDosX: Thanks again LRRfolk and Olivia
Bluedevyl: Goodnight, everyone, and thank you
RandomTrivia: Always a blast to have you on the show, Olivia! lrrSHINE
Ba_Dum_Tish: We really pigged out on the comedy
coachNelly: huge thanks Olivia
affinityartifacts: @RandomTrivia thank you
affinityartifacts: <3 <3 <3 amything for LRR and LRR chat
DiscordianTokkan: That was amazing
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the laughs on my birthday! Best gift ever.
MegaDosX: @Dog_of_Myth Happy birthday!
affinityartifacts: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DOG OF MYTH
jeepless: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Bluedevyl: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
affinityartifacts: i crave secret paul content
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
affinityartifacts: hahahahahaha
affinityartifacts: PAUL
circusofkirkus: lrrPAUL
affinityartifacts: omg omg omg
RandomTrivia: PAUL YES
unarmedoracle: NO
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
unarmedoracle: NO NO NO
Bluedevyl: Olivia, you have to use those powers for good!
electra310: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
unarmedoracle: NO YOU DO NOT
affinityartifacts: IGNORE CAMERON
NotCainNorAbel: so good
affinityartifacts: GO PAUL
DeM0nFiRe: mcgBop zeldaDance o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
MegaDosX: THE PERFECT ENDING
lamina5432: gnight
Bluedevyl: Encore, encore!
MegaDosX: And on that note. Now I'm out, later everyone, take care.
heartofgoldfish: lrrSHINE
Fruan: I love you all so much. I really needed this today.
KWardJenx: Swinederful Paul. Just Swinderful.
LlewellynZ: ahurtmHeart ahurtmHeart
electra310: That was a heck of a thing :D
TehAmelie: 5 am, wow. laughter has kept me awake
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
TehAmelie: sweet dreams chat