Didero: Good evening everybody! I'm ready for another Shinobi Stream!
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (1m from now).
beowuuf: sergeHi
benjamin_wheeler: Guten morgen
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: time for more wheelers 100 shadows 2
beowuuf: hey txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
Didero: Oh yay, Monday's PiF is back on the schedule!
beowuuf: thank goodness james moved his 100th pac to wednesday
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
benjamin_wheeler: good news folks, we've been granted additional streams
benjamin_wheeler: (if needed, but also to explore extra cool stuff)
TeacherSeanTV: teache17Oreo teache17Oreo teache17Oreo
hexy_lexy: wuzzup chucklefucks! ready to be loved aggressively?!?!?!
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
beowuuf: lol, scaredly yes?
benjamin_wheeler: So while the schedule doesn't reflect it just yet, we've got sekiro for (up to) the 20th, 25th & 26th
beowuuf: the great james taketh, but also sometimes gives away too
hexy_lexy: @benjamin_wheeler will this PiF go twice as long since shadows die twice? :p
beowuuf: more kile sekitember, amirite?
Didero: The 25th and 26th also have a PiF listed on the schedule
beowuuf: *like
Didero: And of course after that we rerun the whole thing with New Game+ Kappa
beowuuf: at least as far as horseman friend and monke fight :p
benjamin_wheeler: oh damn James works quick
benjamin_wheeler: well maybe a boss rush day to close things out would be cool and good
beowuuf: you have to get up pretty early in the morning to get the better of james. like we're taking 6am, maybe 5.30
TXC2: !quote 43
LRRbot: Quote #43: "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to have enough time to tell James how bad he is at Minecraft." —Paul [2015-03-18]
beowuuf: lol
hexy_lexy: lrrWOW paul
benjamin_wheeler: James' trick is to wake up while its technically still considered night
beowuuf: paul is about 5 years early in his jibe, as is the genius of paul
TXC2: Paul doesn't sass often, but when he does, oh boy
Didero: Like Serge, Paul seems pretty friendly, but he's pretty good at being mean!
TXC2: here we GO!
Didero: woop woop!
ShaneLeeAtk: Paul picks his spots with exquisite timing.
beowuuf: yeah, it's funny when a mean/dark ting gets attrinuted to cam/kathleen, i always have the 'maybe it's paul pause :p
Pengu92: Time for some shadows to die!
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
Rootpotato: Morning Sekiro
beowuuf: sergeHi
ShaneLeeAtk: Have you properly recovered from Hog Fest?
hexy_lexy: your gay mer fuel? merfolk gamer water?
beowuuf: oh no
beowuuf: could be worse, could be sunday :p
Didero: It still feels kind of weird to call a person by their last name
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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hexy_lexy: @Didero i call a few friends by their last names, so its less weird for me, but i see where youre coming from
beowuuf: you are currently pacman eating the normal pellets, ignoring the chosts flying around, just waiting for the power pill
Pengu92: Wheeler powering up, is it more like a DBZ power up or JoJo power up?
hexy_lexy: @Pengu92 yes :p
TXC2: Didero just pretend Wheeler is a Teacher and you have to call him by his last name Kappa
Didero: @TXC2 I AM learning a lot!
beowuuf: or his name is Fox Wheeler
Rootpotato: !quality
hexy_lexy: but WHERE is it out standing wheeler? :p
TXC2: his field?
hexy_lexy: i like being out standing over quaint rivers
beowuuf: wait, i thought that was just a part of you, like an arm of sass about james?
beowuuf: *or
ShaneLeeAtk: Boompile when?
Didero: That's some expensive DLC Kappa
TXC2: 3000 doller-y doos
Didero: Wait, does that tool let you sic butterflies on enemies? :O
Traion: Hey Wheeler, hey Chat. Are we top right swordsing people today?
TXC2: hello Traion welcome
TXC2: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
Didero: Heather and Ian even had the backseating rule for their Regular Crispy stream, it's catching on!
beowuuf: sure, type out the advice, but then just delete the post and be satisfied the urge was sated
TXC2: !events
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Anubis169: Everybody, I want a nice clean stream. No swearing, no ascii spam, and no stabbing below the belt.
Traion: I missed regular crispy day?! Oh no,
Anubis169: Let's gooooooo!!
InquisitorGaia: Try pyromancy?
niccus: we're the chat that anyone can edit!
hexy_lexy: "yes ive tried pyromancy" Wheeler, probably
Didero: Chat is a wiki in the sense that you shouldn't trust what comes out and there's occasional swears
Rootpotato: dont remind me about blues clues
Rootpotato: im still not over it
niccus: have you tried pyromancy [Citation needed]
beowuuf: @Anubis169 is jlrrIcream poking ok?
Anubis169: only if you add extra strawberry sauce fo effect
Rootpotato: !pyromancy
beowuuf: i believe there's an old lady we need to ask about backseating
jwholla: are those giant chickens?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: You don't want sweaty books.
Traion: You know Ben the trick to understanding this game is to read the item description of the butcher's sack headpiece from DS1. Kappa
mizzytastic: this is similar to where I am in my current playthrough, I just worked through the next area last night
hexy_lexy: hey streamer! go left to try pyromancy! Kappa
Didero: I can't help you, I can only be regularly confused, I hope that's good enough :p
Didero: Oh right, here's where we fought the drunken dude! It's all coming back to me now
TXC2: you want to take that one again wheeler ?
Traion: Was the drunken dude and the Headless all we killed progress wise last time?
Didero: Have you remembered to install OptiFine? Then you can zoom in even more Kappa
beowuuf: we're doing a mono cular run, cool
hexy_lexy: binoculars? im glad streaming has made them more comfortable with their sexuality Kappa
Didero: It's too early in the day to fight monkeys
beowuuf: sword gun would ruin us
Traion: Ben monkeys with guns are real. Don't you take this away from me!
hexy_lexy: ben, most of what you say is a slurry or a mess of words Kappa (im sorry)
Didero: Some people do yoga in the morning, some people go for a run. Wheeler fights monkeys
Traion: No it was beautiful before you killed the Mist Noble
beowuuf: we just need 1 - 2 tight minutes by the end of this weekend for the highliught reel, no pressuire :p
hexy_lexy: seriously, though, chat. let me know if i go too far, im in a punchy mood today
Didero: @hexy_lexy I don't know you very well but I already miss the "I love all of you" hexy_lexy :p
TXC2: hexy_lexy oh we'll let you know Kappa
Traion: It was an illusion *spooky sounds*
Didero: Sure Ben, "It was like this when I got here", that's what they all say
beowuuf: @hexy_lexy i think you could unleash a two day flood of abuse at chat and still be in credit karma wise :) lrrSHINE
hexy_lexy: @Didero i literally entered chat today by saying "hey chucklefucks, ready to be aggressively loved?"
EkstraLangeDruer: You figured it out by yourself!
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Didero: simply levitate off a branch to stab a ghost
hexy_lexy: @beowuuf to be fair, chat probably deserves it :p ook ook, amirite
Traion: If you had just befriended the gun monkeys they'd have totally sniped these guys for you Kappa
Didero: @Didero Oh, must've missed that. Carry on then :p
Tom_Bruise: oh no, not dogs
KidAmn: just to be clear, they're still good puppers
letfireraindown: Great start, but heading out to lunch with a buddy. Goold Luck!
Tom_Bruise: Are they? Or are they the dogs from Suburbia?
Didero: Ghost monkeys with guns can appear at any moment
beowuuf: @hexy_lexy wheelerBanana wheelerMonkey seabatPjorg seabatYUNG
Didero: Hey, that's not a ghost! Is that allowed?
Tom_Bruise: if they're Ghost Dogs, we oughta get to Jarmusch, I think he might wanna sue someone
TXC2: ghost gods vs gun monkeys: the eternal struggle
TXC2: *dogs
beowuuf: look, it's a new controller, we can't expect much more here Kappa
hexy_lexy: @TXC2 1 ghost dog sized god, or 100 god sized ghost dogs Kappa
TXC2: :D
Tom_Bruise: "We only have to get lucky once, you gotta get lucky every time" - Sekiro, Founder of the IRA
TXC2: Tom_Bruise Thatcher really shoved that quote up the IRA's arse didn't she :p
Traion: Oh you found the carp scale merchant? Neat
hexy_lexy: @TXC2 to be fair, nobody cares about Thatcher
beowuuf: you know you've made it when you have a carp scales guy
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 wasn't the only thing Thatcher buggered up from what I understand
TXC2: Tom_Bruise indeed
Didero: Pot Pal!
Traion: That hand is straight out of the bloodborne assets they had lying around
beowuuf: 'lifegoals
Infected_Dragoon: Hello!
hexy_lexy: @Didero does pot pal dispence pot, pal? :P
TXC2: I choose to believe that is not a barrel, but a chimney to an underworld
Rootpotato: was it MR. dark soul
biestyoy: that fact was fun!
Didero: @Didero That's for you to sPot, Pal! :p
TXC2: hello Infected_Dragoon welcome
beowuuf: i enjoyed that fact
andysoo89: I had fun with that fact
Pengu92: Miyazaki D. Soul, King of the Game Designers
hexy_lexy: @beowuuf i enjoy YOUR EXISTENCE!!! BOOM ROASTED
resilientspring: just joined the stream, and we're talking to a hand in a jar floating in a river
resilientspring: cool
biestyoy: its like the toilet hand from Majora's Mask
klooswep: It's like the onceler meets oscar the grouch
hexy_lexy: @biestyoy damnit! i was just typing a joke along that line
beowuuf: @beowuuf so burned lrrAWW lrrAWESOME
Didero: These enemies seem suspiciously easy to defeat, which is worrying
Traion: Did you buy anything at the merchant here or just got distracted by jar man?
beowuuf: ben was just showing off jar man?
Infected_Dragoon: What game is this?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Infected_Dragoon: Oh
TXC2: Jarmander
Infected_Dragoon: Is this apart of dark souls or something?
Infected_Dragoon: !info
TXC2: Infected_Dragoon made by the same devs
klooswep: The evolution is Jarman -> Jarmeleon -> Jarizard
Infected_Dragoon: Ok than you. Just wondering
Didero: Balloon Of Soul, quite a hit at the Jazz Festival
Infected_Dragoon: Usually I watch on YouTube
Traion: Yes this is the chucky cheese of Ashina Ben
beowuuf: the weird jar hand character was in fact voiced by mr dark souls themselves :)
hexy_lexy: is Balloon Village next to Baboon Village? :P
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revjakenash: 44 months and a saturday to boot, that's an ohana
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Didero: You should feel bad for killing every enemy
beowuuf: @Infected_Dragoon welcome to the live stream :)
andysoo89: Murder is bad, m’kay?
beowuuf: that one got me ben :D
Traion: We've all been there buddy
Didero: Just say hi, what's the worst that can happen
hexy_lexy: man, this guy is a real BASKET case!
Didero: What was a good scream
ContingentCat: we're the baddies? not again
klooswep: Is this the sequel to I am bread?
Symphoneers: I love my beautiful basket son.
Didero: *That
Didero: Well, 'honorable' for certain definitions of the word
TXC2: i have....many questions to ask
Traion: We must be an honourable person, because no dishonourable person would lie about their honour
Infected_Dragoon: So how does this game work?
Tom_Bruise: I'm not sure, this dude seems to be struggling with post-lockdown social anxiety
hexy_lexy: you should cosplay Basket Man, Wheeler
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RedtheLily: big ninja wheels
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Traion: @infected_dragoon just watch and you'll pick it up especially if you are familiar with Souls
beowuuf: someone just listened to green day's basket case then went 'i have an idea for an npc' right?
Didero: Set village on fire, got it :p
Traion: @infected_dragoon that is mechanically, if you want a story catchup I can give you one :)
beowuuf: thatch 22?
Didero: So do we Kappa
Didero: What sound?
Didero: Oh wow, they hit hard
beowuuf: rock camo game strong
Didero: Sekiro doesn't seem like the kind of guy to just stand around flailing a bit when he's grabbed. Just keep stabbing, dude!
beowuuf: jlrrCoolgame
Traion: Wheeler 5 minutes ago "I feel like I can just run through here"
TXC2: you would not get me in a tree, you would not get me in the sea.
beowuuf: hopefully or else you've just wiped out a whole species
beowuuf: leaf?
NightValien28: big chonker
Tom_Bruise: you'll have to excuse the game, the camera crew left a tripod over there, must've tripped over it
Didero: everything hurts so much
Didero: I feel like if the game wanted you to use snap seeds here, it would've given you some
TXC2: but I am home
beowuuf: lrrHERE
NightValien28: we seen butts more naked in this channel, its fine
beowuuf: now you get the hero trophy MiniK
TXC2: we have?
NightValien28: absolutely
Didero: Yeah, but it's night time, so it's fine. As long as you don't cast two spells this turn, it'll stay dark too
Invitare: I often wonder what to do after slaughtering all the peasants
Tom_Bruise: now that you've slaughtered the villagers, you burn their fields, round up the stragglers, and find the next village
hexy_lexy: @TXC2 yeah, we call him Ian Horner Kappa
Invitare: usually slaughtering the landholders works
beowuuf: lol
Traion: Mulder shows her butt all the time. And the Let's Nope bois find butts all the time
TXC2: hexy_lexy lrrWOW
Didero: "Sure I murdered the whole village, but it was in self-defense!"
hexy_lexy: i say Ian in particular cause he was my intro to LRR
beowuuf: tos stands for thicc ol' screenbutts
Traion: If someone hadn't murdered him in a ADHD inflicted frenzy an NPC would be here to talk to :p
EkstraLangeDruer: Not engaging the bell ogres is playing the game correctly IMO
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beowuuf: @Didero after i brutally stabbed that first peasant, i figured they'd be a bit annoyed
TXC2: but walls need love too Kappa
Didero: Why do you prefer pellets over the gourd?
Traion: So in the blue cheese meaning? Kappa
beowuuf: @Traion if they didn't want an npc brutally slaughtered they shouldn't have given the player a sword... or any form of agency whatspever :p
Didero: That makes sense. Thanks for explaining!
Didero: I also hoard items, yeah
NightValien28: kid wants a nap
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Wheeler continues his journey through Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Play it Forward! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1439285718262505485
Traion: The real move there would've been to sneakily get a blanket for Kuro
beowuuf: perfectly punctual tweet MiniK
Tom_Bruise: that's why Resident Evil's good for that; you know *exactly* when to use the magnum ammo; bosses
hexy_lexy: yeah, but what if i need them later?!
TXC2: "use an exiler" "but I only have 90 of them" "it's the final battle!" "but you can't buy these!"
Critterbot: *get an elixir in Final Fantasy* "Okay, this is rare enough to never use" :D
EkstraLangeDruer: Do you hear something?
Traion: Gourds are so much better in boss fights because they instantly heal you, so I tend to use pellets outside of fights too
hexy_lexy: @TXC2 literally me
Didero: I'm trying to be better at using the items the game gives me, but it's hard, because what if I use it at the wrong time!
EkstraLangeDruer: Oh, it's a Buckethead cameo
Moonspeak721: this feels like a trap
Tom_Bruise: @Didero have you tried trusting the game to communicate to you when to use your fancy items?
Rootpotato: is... is there a reason so all the basket heads
Rootpotato: i feel like this is a trend
Traion: She is such a cool fight
Didero: Try not to hit her lute thing, that could be fun for around the campfire later! :p
Didero: @Tom_Bruise I don't think I 'm good enough at reading games for that >_>
beowuuf: this feels like a five confetti fight :p
Pengu92: Lightsaber fight!
distrustingspectator: she be dancing around you, Wheeler. Literally
manamoppet: Reminds me of a yokai, but I can't remember the name
EkstraLangeDruer: I was SO FRUSTRATED the first time I fought her
Traion: She is dancing and killing you coincidentally
Tom_Bruise: @Didero you'd be surprised, or I've played too much Monster Hunter and now don't think twice on when to bring cool drinks
distrustingspectator: why does she have a basket on her head?
ContingentCat: turn around bright eyes
Didero: @distrustingspectator To make this a fairer fight :p
distrustingspectator: hahaha
Tom_Bruise: if that other NPC is anything to go by, wearing baskets on your head is the local fashion
ContingentCat: @distrustingspectator it's called fashion
distrustingspectator: she's tricky
Didero: @Tom_Bruise One thing Ben does very well is read enemy attacks, which I don't really do in games (I don't play Souls games, I mean in general), I just tend to hit my head against them until I win. I should think a bit more
Traion: At the current rate we are looking at an 8 confetti fight
Coloneljesus: oh shit! I'm finally catching Wheeler live!
distrustingspectator: she someone's side chick who got dumped recently?
Didero: Since she's a ghost, I think she got dumped a bit longer ago than recently
Traion: @distrustingspectator she is a ghost, so not recently
distrustingspectator: who killed her? her ex? herself?
beowuuf: you've got my ex inside you, and that ain't right
Didero: I forgot to pay attention to her health bar, does the confetti help a lot?
Sibwow: More like seki-no
Sibwow: Boom roasted
beowuuf: uh, that seemed less weird quoting cam in my head
EkstraLangeDruer: no a lot, just what it usually does
Traion: Ben before you go confetti farming can I make a suggestion to avoid having to do that?
Coloneljesus: sekiruh-roh
distrustingspectator: lol
beowuuf: i thought this was a mall katana!
Tom_Bruise: now for the actual 2nd attempt and then maybe an ad break
distrustingspectator: nice dodge though
beowuuf: treeset
hexy_lexy: "i need to fuck" Wheeler (2021) :p
beowuuf: this dancefighting is just hypnotic
andysoo89: @hexy_lexy don’t we all
Didero: But Ben, you didn't tell Ben 'Hey Ben', so it makes sense for Ben not to listen to Ben
CaptainSpam: Shadows Die Twice, At A Minimum?
beowuuf: legally mandated break
Didero: oh no, he'll be unstoppable
Coloneljesus: does ben need to listen to us if we say "Hey Ben"?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Didero: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Sibwow: !pill
Tom_Bruise: You do that, I live in a time zone where it's OK to have a second glass of wine
senkesword: people also die. Like that katana guy
hexy_lexy: "bosses start to die" Wheeler lied Kappa
ContingentCat: !findquote pill
LRRbot: Quote #4948: "What's the worst thing that's gonna happen? VD? We've got pills for that these days." —Kathleen [2018-05-04]
Coloneljesus: I'm on my 4th beer today @Tom_Bruise
meachamo: pill, pill, pill (inertia is a property of matter)
beowuuf: boss came to live when we entered their area, thus they began their slow, inevitable march to death
beowuuf: *life
Didero takes a boring sip of boring water
beowuuf: you can't fool us, that's neat vodka!
Coloneljesus: water is king
Tom_Bruise: who the hell drinks vodka neat? mix it up, or get gin like an adult
Didero: It's homeopathic vodka :p
hexy_lexy: virgin vodka :p
beowuuf: lol
Coloneljesus: if you have to go strong, go Grappa.
Nuurgle: I'm having mashed homeopathic vodka for dinner
beowuuf: it's just so neat it's put all the alcohol molecules away in the cupboard
Didero: Today has been mostly meh, but this stream has really cheered me up :)
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
Didero: Ben I love these streams, thanks for doing them!
ContingentCat: coffee and pills, breakfast of champions
Coloneljesus: be careful lest you become too powerful for your own good!
Traion: Pig Princess is here to help
mizzytastic: I love this fight
ContingentCat: Well it
Tom_Bruise: yea, might wanna add a glass of OJ and a protein bar to that mix
TXC2: coffee and pils, it worked in the 70's Kappa
Sibwow: Coffee pills and redacted
ContingentCat: it's the breakfast of champions not the every meal of the day of champions
Didero: The nice thing about having to manually 'activate' this bossfight is that you can just as easily just walk past, if you're not as good at videogames as Ben
Traion: I have bad news for you @didero
EkstraLangeDruer: @Didero don't be so sure of that...
WaltzMaster1: not using confetii?
Coloneljesus: nobody is as good as Ben. this boss was actually included in the game exclusively for him.
Didero: I suddenly like this lady less
Didero: I want the basket wearing dude back isntead of this basket wearing lady
Traion: @didero but you can avoid her pretty easily
Tom_Bruise: and to think he's being this good, while on a new controller
Coloneljesus: is he playing on a racing wheel?
Didero: Your dog should just try pyromancy Kappa
Traion: Disregard Boss, Observe dog
Didero: simply set the ghost on fire
TXC2: ghost appears unflamible
Coloneljesus: might work if she was O'Rin of the Vodka
Didero: Wait, where did a ghost get that blood from?!
Coloneljesus: borrowed it
Traion: She took some of all the blood we've been loosing on the ground this whole fight @didero
Tom_Bruise: she was buried with her collection of blood squibs
Traion: Well done Pig. You defeated the boss for Ben!
EkstraLangeDruer: Oh, I just noticed that the confetti lets you do chip damage through her block.
Didero: Well done, Wheeler!
Didero: Hey, 4 beads too
Traion: Pig did it, no Pig: you lost. Pig: you won. So Pig was the real hero
Didero: time to pave the save and start over
mizzytastic: that was exactly my reaction too!
TXC2: that'll do pig
Tom_Bruise: well look at Wheeler here, being the honour student with a C+ on his record
beowuuf: just think, you were saying how much you liked this game *before* that fight :)
Didero: I was just gonna say, this bridge looks completely fine and nothing will happen
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (22:43 from now).
Coloneljesus: Fish
TXC2: yeap, who knew that scientifically tested medicine would work
beowuuf: LMAO nice next
KingfisherGames: im off to prerelease. any advice?
beowuuf: coven looks better that expected?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Everything is case sensitive unless proven otherwise.
Didero: we found the ghost's drug stash!
Traion: Ben that smell is just you. You haven't showered in months
TXC2: !clips
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Didero: "Let me clean my sword real quick"
Traion: Bridge is the real boss
TXC2: #JustTheFish
mizzytastic: sekiro too aspires to be a long lived carp
Didero: I don't think they can talk
beowuuf: @Didero needs to practice iaido :p
Didero: Well that was worth it
Coloneljesus: stop spying on me pls
Didero: ACTIVELY gaming
beowuuf: seabatBRAIN
beowuuf: seabatGENIUS
Coloneljesus: gulp
Didero: Wait, drinking is bad here, isn't it?
beowuuf: not with a cranium that sie you couldn't, you'd get stuck
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] How is my brain this big?
LRRbot: New quote #7777: "How is my brain this big?" —Wheeler [2021-09-18]
TehAmelie: Harry DuBois? aren't you in the wrong game?
Traion: Look at all those jugs. Dude must be like 98% sake by now
dukeofbread: lmao Harry
Didero: You can't just comment on a person's jugs!
beowuuf: the blood from the previous fight was the survivors of this fight with the sake :p
Tom_Bruise: buy this dude is really taking Bukowski's whole "drink to make something happen" seriously
beowuuf: clearly the confetti is setting you up to fight the spirits :p
dukeofbread: From are the most creative at naming items, red lump, sticky white stuff
Didero: But why is that floor door there?
TehAmelie: i prefer green lump
Traion: @didero reasons
Didero: "Greed is good" - Benjamin Wheeler
beowuuf: @Didero they appeared everywhere one ben's head got too big
TXC2: "greed is good" said the man tempting fate
Didero: Good thing you've got that hat on to contain your enormous brain
dukeofbread: wide open space
theblakdeth: I cheesed this boss fight so hard
TXC2: ooooh the fivefetti
Didero: oh no, even with confetti we don't do that much damage
Pengu92: That's a large monk
Tom_Bruise: note to self; ghosts don't care about fire
Coloneljesus: she angery
senkesword: who taught this monk how to use a hockey stick
Traion: Ben this is a game not reality: fire isn't the solution to every problem Kappa
TXC2: reminds me of the female monks from DS3 that laugh at you as you fight them
TehAmelie: that's just an unreasonably large weapon
dukeofbread: a monk with a hockey stick LUL
mizzytastic: I mean, it's scaled correctly for an unreasonably large monk
Traion: Define "need"
theblakdeth: Ben is so brave using consumables on the first time fighting a boss. I usually fight them like 5 times to learn their patterns before even thinking about using a consumable
TXC2: I've found that being on the lower side of stairs in better in souls games
beowuuf: i mean when you are pitted against a foe with a brain as large as ben's, you need every advantage you can get
Coloneljesus: didn't she also have a bayblade move?
dukeofbread: tip toes
Simonark: Corrupted Monks are upsetting opponents. It's always wrong to see Tony Shalhoub as the villain.
beowuuf: @TXC2 you have the low ground, they can't win?
dukeofbread: nicely done
Coloneljesus: OH MY GOD HE'S GAMING
Didero: First try!
TXC2: beowuuf yeah kinda
dukeofbread: that boss took me way more tries
EkstraLangeDruer: Fakeout!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: actual factual first try
senkesword: pool is open
mizzytastic: so ... about being a fish
ContingentCat: cool technology
beowuuf: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: ghosts can breathe underwater, so they don't die
TehAmelie: checks out
Coloneljesus: fish too
Didero: Now we just have to remember every place we've ever seen water
Coloneljesus: ash lake
Tom_Bruise: I can already hear the Sonic Drowning music
Didero: Here's a puddle, dive dive dive
beowuuf: nobody expects the monkish exorcism
TXC2: hey chat is active
theblakdeth: an auspicious occasion!
EkstraLangeDruer: No
iridium_alchemist: you're fine to walk in there
Traion: It will not
TimeToFry: It might
theblakdeth: nah
mizzytastic: you need to go back and get the divine heirs blood as one of the ingredients
beowuuf: 66% confidence
Simonark: I have no idea. Hope the day's generally going well though?
Didero: This palenquin is airy
mizzytastic: I'm sorry, I misunderstood
Didero: Palanquin, its arms wide
TXC2: "hey chat" is not an improv prompt
dukeofbread: the wheeler ending: sekiro just eats the items
Coloneljesus: sekiro is like a cat. if it fits it sits
TXC2: Didero Shaka, when the walls fell
Traion: Hey Chat is your boss asking you to work overtime on a holiday while you had plans tand calling you the day off. Do the bare minimum
Didero: @TXC2 The monkey mountain in winter
beowuuf: post credits scene, sekiro drinking sake with carp sheller
Coloneljesus: hey ben
dukeofbread: the moat near ashina castle
QuintenBest: castle
theblakdeth: Ashina Castle
Didero: Ooh, go dive next to Pot Pal and see how far down he goes!
Traion: Hirata Estate, Ashina Castle
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: castle
Coloneljesus: memory I think?
EkstraLangeDruer: Hirata estate and mibu village mainly
senkesword: hirata is an easy one
senkesword: mibu village has a lot of stuff
dukeofbread: the mibu village
EkstraLangeDruer: Castle and junpou a little bit
Didero: Even Sekiro needs a talk sometimes
Sibwow: The YMCA has a pool I think
iridium_alchemist: ape arena has one spot
senkesword: theres also giant snake lake
Traion: Start of Hirata and bamboo thicket both have water to dive in
Didero: 'Giant Snake Lake' is a good name
theblakdeth: did I miss Monke? thats like the only boss I wanted to watch Ben fight
TXC2: monke was awhile ago, sorry
TimeToFry: Wow, you can really zoom underwater huh
beowuuf: @theblakdeth couple of streams back, yeah :(
Coloneljesus: just catch in on the youtubes
Tom_Bruise: there's a bunch of monke bossfights, you're gonna have to be more specific
Simonark: Peter Tork, Davy Jones, ALL of them.
theblakdeth: big Monke
TXC2: so we're jet powered underwater eh?
Didero: Wait, you can stay under water forever?
TXC2: Didero we got an upgrade
dukeofbread: invisiwall
Tom_Bruise: Why is this fish bleeding from its topknot?
iridium_alchemist: with the exception of an area that you have not been to yet, the only things to do under water is just to collect some neat stuff. That is all this does.
Didero: @TXC2 Yeah, I know we got the diving skill, but 'diving' and 'being able to breathe underwater' are very different :p
TXC2: fair
Traion: Bamboo thicket Idol
TehAmelie: if Mario can ram his head into stone blocks and just make happy "wahoo" noises abut it, so can we
theblakdeth: technically he punches it
Tom_Bruise: Italians are know for their three-inch skulls
TehAmelie: but his arms don't reach over his head
theblakdeth: *pushes glasse through forehead*
Coloneljesus: it's true. my italian friend once jumped in my house and half the wall and ceiling had to be renovated.
fjordsword: Dang ... calling us Italians out
Didero: I feel lke there are easier ways to fish
dukeofbread: pretty large
TehAmelie: when you're in the water, you're part of the food chain. unless you have a sword
Coloneljesus: inb4 he drowns
Didero: It must be very hard to swing a sword underwater
Traion: They are the well-known Japanese Man-sized Fighting Fish.
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TXC2: sorry, It's labyrinth zone music or nothing
theblakdeth: Sekiro: Fishes Fry Twice
Traion: The big pool the other way from the bamboo idol has more iirc
TehAmelie: Sekiro: Sushi Dies Twice
theblakdeth: I think theres a third pool here
TXC2: "who are you?" "You, but dumber!"
Coloneljesus: Sekiro: CARPe diem
Coloneljesus: nunjitsu 10 year challenge
Tom_Bruise: Don't bully your Sekrioes, 'cuz you don't know which of them will put flamethrowers in their bodies
TXC2: "now I'm the bully, because that's how the cycle of violence and self hatred works"
beowuuf: loot lust
TehAmelie: maybe you have to learn a separate whirlpool slash
Tom_Bruise: that's right, breaking cycles is for suckers, just be violent towards those who can't stop you because you can't stop the others from being violent to you
Traion: Zora Armour
Pengu92: Waterfall is an HM, the disk should be somewhere
Simonark: Whirlwind Slash 2: The Reslashercizing.
Traion: Ashina Castle, graveyard idol
Coloneljesus: "James, I need two more weeks because I'm a fish now."
TXC2: !hole
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
ContingentCat: Do you know how many streams Beej spent learning to lockpick real good? you're fine
Didero: The two genders, 'Right' and 'Dragon'
EkstraLangeDruer: From the other pot guy, of course
theblakdeth: gotta kill the secret Jim Carey boss for the last piece of the mask. sorry for the spoilerino
TXC2: yeah, other pot guy, Chong Kappa
Traion: Yeah but the other guy is a dude selling pot out of his mom's basement
Coloneljesus: naked headless guy in the lake <3
EkstraLangeDruer: SURPRISE
Pengu92: There's an underwater one???
TXC2: wow this game is wild
beowuuf: gottem?
Simonark: The other pot guy broke a pot into shards and was ostracized for it.
Coloneljesus: still think underwater levels are cool ben?
Didero: That's terror-ble
TXC2: terror....of the deep
Tom_Bruise: oh boy, underwater terror! It's twice as potent as regular terror
Tom_Bruise: oh and he's got Terror Sonic Booms
Didero: sounds like a...... gourd idea Kappa
Coloneljesus: gorsh!
Didero: I don't get that joke, can you elaborate
theblakdeth: i personally found the underwater ones easier than the land ones
Didero: shark film, uh uh, *writes it down*
beowuuf: we're going to need a bigger brain
Simonark: If you don't get the "Jaws" joke, watch this man dible down on the joke.
EkstraLangeDruer: I wonder why that one idol is greyed out...
biestyoy: follow up q about jaws: is the boat they have big enough?
TXC2: I put it to you that Jaws is about 3 men in a boat more then it's about a shark
Coloneljesus: you can offer sake to some NPCs
Coloneljesus: then they tell you things
Simonark: Alcoholism?
theblakdeth: I think you only need 1
EkstraLangeDruer: You can give them to people to get lore, thats all
biestyoy: @TXC2 when you put it that way, Jaws is really the western Stalker (three men go for a walk)
Traion: Sake is for conversations with NPCs, each sake gives a different reaction but it is just character background
beowuuf: follow up question is jaws 4: the revenge merely the greatest jaws movie, or is it actually the greatest movie ever Kappa
Coloneljesus: lmao what a callout
Coloneljesus: what do you mean *pretend*?
Didero: Genie rules: Answer the literal question, and not the implied one :p
ContingentCat: pretend? lrrBEEJ
Driosenth: pretend?
Traion: Pretend like you are Adam. Got it
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] Pretend like I'm a giant baby.
LRRbot: New quote #7778: "Pretend like I'm a giant baby." —Wheeler [2021-09-18]
Coloneljesus: the boss baby is a boss in this game actually
biestyoy: getting some real boss baby vibes here...
Rootpotato: no, its a baby
TXC2: the boss baby does not
dumpsterfire: Hopefully he has one by now
Didero: I have literally never thought about a boss baby
beowuuf: i will never sleep now from thinking about that
Rootpotato: googles "boss baby adult"
TXC2: the boss baby shouldn't, end of sentence.
Didero: This one seems slightly squishier than the other ones, which is nice of them
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who gave this fish a command grab?
beowuuf: more like heartless
Traion: Btw did you actually use the monk memory or did you forget?
TXC2: "I'd happily kill him while he was on the job, gloop him!"
CaptainSpam: Stab him right in the head! Oh, wait, no...
Traion: Spiritsugars are real great
CaptainSpam: One fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish.
Didero: That is a tree, yes
Coloneljesus: one fish, two fish, wait why are there so many fish?
accountmadeforants: Oh no, I've missed the past two hours, can you start over?
TXC2: "this guy isn't a fish, look this hat comes right off!"
dukeofbread: this lake is nice
ContingentCat: Identity theft isn't a joke Ben
accountmadeforants: Damn, I'll pass my complaints onto James, I guess
Nuurgle: Sekiro: Wheeler streams twice
beowuuf: yeah, can't do that, you're going to annoy the next person
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (22:05 from now).
Coloneljesus: everyone knows the hats of fishes are secured firmly on their head
accountmadeforants: Optimistic, I'm betting on a single pellet
Didero: It's about the journey, not the destination
TXC2: "see you in hell, from heaven"
dukeofbread: video garms
beowuuf: more like crap iron
Traion: Mibu Village is full of water
TXC2: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #4967: "Would anybody like to affect my water?" —Serge [2018-05-09]
EkstraLangeDruer: Moat in front of castle or lake in Mibu
ContingentCat: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #4238: "Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!" —Heather [2017-05-30]
Didero: I think one of the houses had a half-full bathtub
accountmadeforants: Isn't there a bunch of water in Hinata Estate? I don't remember if that's where stuff is, though.
TXC2: DAMNNNN!
Coloneljesus: did ben ever kill the one armed assasin guy at the start location?
accountmadeforants: Wait, you're parrying now? I can't believe this.
ContingentCat: the hole guy? you killed James?
Coloneljesus: "hole guy" what an honorable title
Zath_Arax: Their models have 2 arms they just keep the other one under their robes
beowuuf: @accountmadeforants i think that was an trick of the light brought on by venus's light catching swamp gas
accountmadeforants: beowuuf You're right, Venus has been all up in my swamp gas lately.
Didero: carpe SEE'em
Zath_Arax: The poison ones literally smack you around with a nasty ass hand covered in poison and shit
dukeofbread: dying to a fish would be bad
TXC2: bridge fish = bridish
beowuuf: @TXC2 UCarp?
Tom_Bruise: u havin a fookin carp m8?
Traion: I think your fish costume needs work Ben. It's not believable
Tom_Bruise: someone get Aaron Paul on the horn, 'cuz Help! He's a fish!
beowuuf: or it's too believeable
Coloneljesus: ben should play ABZU and subnautica
Coloneljesus: whole lotta watter in those
dukeofbread: grappling hooks and swimming
Didero: So you're saying as far as swimming games go, you're still wet behind the ears? Kappa
Coloneljesus: subnautica even has a grappling hook
beowuuf: @Didero boooo :p
Traion: All this game really needs is a jetpack and it would be the perfect game
hermatic1: hey all, came on here as I need a distraction while I wait for the emergency plumber, had a new boiler installed last wed, and tonight my downstairs bathroom was flooded. however seeing all this water wheeler is not helping tbh. Hope everyone else is doing better.
beowuuf: @Traion wait, this is a stealth just cause mod?
Didero: Wait, pine resin ember? That sounds dangerous
Didero: These people need to stop litterring, that's a lot of items everywhere
TXC2: hermatic1 lrrHEART
beowuuf: @hermatic1 oh no, and yes you kinda came at the rong time to not be reminded about water :( there is two hours of vods before this where ben isn't constantly talking about it!
Didero: @Didero I'll take that as a compliment :p
beowuuf: :D
DeM0nFiRe: hermatic1 lrrAWW lrrHEART
dukeofbread: trolled by the sparkles
TXC2: apparently "blending in" means become Tim Allen :p
Didero: can't BELLieve the size of this lad
Coloneljesus: more pills and coffee?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
beowuuf: by the compact demanded of the ancient ones, ben must commune and pay a tribute of time
benjamin_wheeler: Ok I'm going to see where I can dive real quick
flufff42: sergeIntoTheSea
wildpeaks: boop
wildpeaks: how goes the ninjaing today ?
Coloneljesus: we're a fish now
wildpeaks: oh good
beowuuf: we've got a streaming extention until basically the end of september and ben is going to use it to be one with the water :p
wildpeaks: well as long as we don't end up as sushi, this sounds good
ContingentCat: no promises
Coloneljesus: oh there is sushi alright
TXC2: and we're back
Traion: Welcome back Wheeler
Didero: There might be water at the place called 'Water Mill' yeah Kappa
Coloneljesus: big if tru
senkesword: its all water under the fridge
Traion: Ben did you ever grab the flower from the first monkey fight btw?
Coloneljesus: aka. ice?
beowuuf: ben is the god of hellfire, and he gives you WATER
Nuurgle: is that water Troubled?
TXC2: water under bridge perhaps
Didero: I've been hoping you'd go this way since I saw this stream, and I didn't even tell Ben to try pyromancy!
beowuuf: lrrWOW
wildpeaks: this stream powers a waterwheel(er)
Didero: Thanks, I'll put that on my CV right away
EkstraLangeDruer: aww shucks
Coloneljesus: ben, have you tried pyromancy under water?
ContingentCat: gottem
accountmadeforants: IGN is gonna be displeased
beowuuf: wow. true.
Didero: That hurt? :O
EkstraLangeDruer: Joke's on you, I'm into watersports
ContingentCat: nah science is fun
wildpeaks: "does this jump to my death" famous last words :D
theblakdeth: 10/10 today. earlier streams took some time to set expectations
TXC2: EkstraLangeDruer this is a family chat! Kappa
LuckieIsLive: holy chapter infested batman!
Didero: accidentally found a bible underwater
accountmadeforants: When have books ever mattered?
wildpeaks: shiny
Didero: d'you think Sekiro can read?
beowuuf: feels like a bloodborne tie in :p
Didero: I know YOU can read, Wheeler. But Sekiro...
Traion: "For an age I've been blessed by the worm" is definitely the start to a totally wholesome book
Nuurgle: got reeds that make a clarinet player drool
theblakdeth: US English teachers' bar is pretty low
EkstraLangeDruer: He learns his skills from esoteric texts, so he can probably read
Symphoneers: I got more reeds then an accordian.
Coloneljesus: @theblakdeth he said north america tho
Sibwow: You’re read loyalty
Sibwow: Like a baron
Sibwow: Or a duke
wildpeaks: *were the gun people
Traion: This was the second Tomb of the Giants in the stream of three Tombs and missing the objective
theblakdeth: @theblakdeth I understand, which is why I specified
Coloneljesus: BIRD POOO
offbeatwitch: big ups to bird poop
beowuuf: o/
EkstraLangeDruer: Bird poo emote when?
TXC2: bird poo: it where we get fertilizer from
beowuuf: lrrDILLY
Coloneljesus: wheeler will start gaming every second now
Coloneljesus: any*
Traion: Please Wheeler hasn't stopped gaming since that on dark night in 1992
Traion: *one
Didero: You died twice!
accountmadeforants: Good old Bennydiestotrashmobs, his name is as long as his life is short.
Didero: "I'm gonna make me wish he was never born! wait..."
Coloneljesus: gun person? didn't know there were americans in this game
theblakdeth: gun dumb
Didero: About a third easier
Traion: Good old bloodsmoke ninjutsu
accountmadeforants: The flame thing is incredibly cool
Coloneljesus: now who's the gamer?
Traion: synchronised murdering. These two were real gamers
Tom_Bruise: Turn and die! Ain't nothing but a heartache! Turn and die! Ain't nothing but a mistake!
Didero: You ever think about underwater holes?
Coloneljesus: all I ever think about tbh
TehAmelie: underwater cave diving for fun and profit eh?
Traion: Sunday?
ContingentCat: don
TXC2: it's Sunday morning in Japan I guess
ContingentCat: don't they know they're near a streamer? how dare?
accountmadeforants: Sekiro ate all the confetti that was meant for the Divine Child's birthday, right?
Coloneljesus: you're not supposed to eat it!
accountmadeforants: Headless has no face, thus never faces anywhere.
TehAmelie: i recall a bit by Tom Waits where he claims crows are nice and never make noise when you're recording
Didero: Oh, we're back here
Didero: Don't worry, I know a place where you can grind for more :p
TehAmelie: doesn't work that way for game streamers huh
ContingentCat: getting used to a new laptop that's a different size from my old one is fun, a lot of muscle memory needs to be replaced
Tom_Bruise: you spent so much time in the water you forget your life above like Donny Brasco
Coloneljesus: one Confetto?
Traion: Ben before you go confetti farming can I make a suggestion?
TehAmelie: a conflagration of 'fetti
Traion: Yes
Traion: Next stream you'll be able to buy infinite amounts
TXC2: "confetti seller, I need your strongest confetti!"
ContingentCat: a single confet
Didero: I think you can make your own by cutting up some paper
TehAmelie: shopkeep, a finite amount of your most sparkly confetti, please
iridium_alchemist: if you want to buy, you need to progress the story one more boss.
iridium_alchemist: if you want to farm, you need to go here yes
Didero: by 'these guys' do you mean us chat people? D:
SoundGuy0dB: why not get 4 confetti & that will be good enough for 2 headless :p lol
Traion: Oh I fully expected you to go the farming route. Just wanted to tell you that a bit of patience would've saved you this. Now it is informed stubbornness and that I can get behind
EkstraLangeDruer: @iridium_alchemist There's two bosses left before he can do that
SoundGuy0dB: you have managed to get me replaying this, is soo good
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Coloneljesus: maybe the real confetti is the samurais we killed along the way?
iridium_alchemist: @iridium_alchemist he just needs to pick up the thing that he passed over. he already killed the boss.
accountmadeforants: Flamething, saving the day once again!
SoundGuy0dB: Hehe secret wall discovered
Traion: @iridium_alchemist @ekstralangedruer a) you are entering spoiler territory b ) Ekstral is right
MagicalAttackGecko: wheelerMuldcb
iridium_alchemist: oh. right. I was jumping ahead some. yes.
Didero: Lesson learned: Destroy every item and wall :p
TehAmelie: it's just like trying to farm titanite chunks huh. dang darkwraiths
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm so vascular.
accountmadeforants: They're predictable, but not necessarily in sync. So through the power of teamwork some of their attacks are basically unblockable.
Didero: They're not guarding it, that was just their lunch :p
Tom_Bruise: in their defense, that eel's gonna be real pissed you stole their liver
aleeksey23: SeemsGood
Coloneljesus: snacks
Traion: Okay so if we can distract Ben with enough shinies to progress James can have his PiF slot back a week early Kappa
accountmadeforants: "Oh haha, I bought four eel livers and there's only three of us! Which one of us is getting the last one?" -"Well, not that asshole who just barged in."
hermatic1: sorry peeps just after spouting my bad news the plumber called I came back to see the muffins and hearts ty all <3 lrr chat is the best
TehAmelie: what completely logical if you're Pliny the Elder thing does eel liver do again?
Didero: That's a dangerous thing to say :p
ContingentCat: time to break the record
Coloneljesus: oh nice, that means sekrio streams until 2023
Didero: What was the longest PiF? Kathleen with whatever that Japanese game was called?
beowuuf: beej currently
TXC2: Didero I think Beej topped that
Traion: I think after the Beej PiF James knows what "do it however long you need" means
TXC2: !wiki
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ContingentCat: Beej broke Kathleen's record
Didero: Beej with the Kondor game?
accountmadeforants: Beej and Kathleen have the longest ones, yeah, followed by Paul's Death Stranding run, maybe?
beowuuf: yup
Traion: Beej and I don't think it is close
Didero: Huh, didn't realise that ran so long
Traion: It was 20+ streams
ContingentCat: yup a lot of lock picking and bard training
beowuuf: beej did three streams a week i think so it added up
Coloneljesus: don't forget sword repairing!
Coloneljesus: and putting them back on corpses
TXC2: Beej is on 22, Kathleen on 21
Traion: Beej basically started playing the game on like stream 6
Coloneljesus: gamers gonna game
beowuuf: i mean beej was playing the game, just backwards
Vyous: If she can, I have never seen her fight
TehAmelie: mostly exploits to multiply items, i recall
Vyous: Parry the old lady Kappa
Traion: @didero running the opposite direction of the objective, training lockpicking, exploiting item dupe bugs, and repairing swords
beowuuf: he was playing the game, but what he did was grind a little to get his stats up, then went in reverse to do some cool higher level content before the first plot beat. Krondor is cool in that many areas actually have dialogue and changes if you do them out of order / early
accountmadeforants: Kathleen has 21 episodes of pretty much exactly 3 hours each, Beej has 22 episodes of about 3.5 hours on average.
Didero: That sounds equal parts fun and frustrating for people who've played Kondor before :p
ContingentCat: betraying adjacent to Krondor
beowuuf: beej has an interest way of playing and thinking things through that's fun
TehAmelie: he "was" the Beejtrayal at Krondor, probably
beowuuf: anyway, back to our curent swimming stream :D
Coloneljesus: fishing stream*
Traion: I mean Beej could stream a white wall and make it entertaining
Didero: That's why I appreciate the time this PiF is happening, because it means I can actually watch
Coloneljesus: didn't Ian and Cameron basically do that once?
ContingentCat: so yeah the moral of the Beej Story is that when James says you can go as long as you want he means it
Traion: No you can't what do you think this is? Kappa
Coloneljesus: not a wall but jsut them sitting
Traion: @coloneljesus they do it every year for Christmas
Coloneljesus: oh, didn't realize it was recurring
beowuuf: @Coloneljesus every year at chricstmas, including last year which was impressive and welcomed
TimeToFry: WutFace
Juliamon: There's a whole playlist of them
beowuuf: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: wow, he tore your gunk out
Didero: We probably didn't need that organ anyway
SoundGuy0dB: ohh that grab tho!
MagicalAttackGecko: This boss is so creeeeepy
Traion: I think the first one was back two Moonbases ago
ArkhamArchivist: Got yer Kito-dama, boi
accountmadeforants: Beej was busy for like ten thousand years before he was free from chapter 1, and decided it was time to conquer the rest of the game.
beowuuf: peerless
Coloneljesus: i also hated those fuckers
SoundGuy0dB: yeah you can come back later with 6 confetti 🎊
Traion: Do you want to know where to progress?
accountmadeforants: "Haha, wouldn't it be fun if you couldn't play the game normally." Miyazaki laughs as he wrests the controller from your hands.
Didero: Oooh, 'large... ape...' dude!
TimeToFry: Did he die?
Moonspeak721: more ghosts
Didero: what is that and why
TehAmelie: every souls player to that dude: have you tried gettin gud?
TXC2: huh, I thought we beat this guy?
Pengu92: Another one of these things?
Traion: There is more than one just like Headless @txc2
Didero: big scary balls
TXC2: Traion I see
tingspam: <3 <3 <3
Tom_Bruise: oh dear, their Ghost Spirits Bombs appear to be faster
TimeToFry: ????
Moonspeak721: wall hacks
accountmadeforants: Wallhacks!
rosesmcgee: Can we get a mod where the faces in the attack are all Ben?
Didero: lrrJUDGECALL
beowuuf: goodness gracious, great balls of (purple) fire
accountmadeforants: Some monk asshole
EkstraLangeDruer: Start by going back to Kuro
Traion: You need to go to the first ape boss fight and pick up an item you missed
Didero: You generally kick people's ass around the butt area
Coloneljesus: ben's done playing
Tom_Bruise: the smelly stone, with a smelly smell, that smells... smelly
Coloneljesus: it's probably one of those polished balls of shit
Coloneljesus: I think that's like a japanese thing?
ContingentCat: um?
Tom_Bruise: bust out the divine pairing knife, that'll get'em to bleed
Coloneljesus: show him anime tiddy and he gets nosebleed
Didero: So it turns out to make a kid bleed you just have to stat them with a sword
Traion: You are meant to come back regularly, so now you trigger all the dialogue at once
Coloneljesus: "who knew?"
Didero: You need the incense?
beowuuf: speed running being a father figure :p
Didero: Underwater? That's where we do our best swimming!
Tom_Bruise: maybe they were on to something rereleasing Skyrim over and over and over; "Everyone shut up, there's dragons!"
MagicalAttackGecko: Ben: Is this the greatest game ever?
Traion: nop3
beowuuf: yes, this is exactly what this game needed and it's been ruining my verisimilitude Kappa
Didero: "What is going on?" is a question that's often on my mind
EkstraLangeDruer: Now all you gotta do is get the flower and go back to Kuro. No problem.
Didero: 'attracts female apes' uh oh
Coloneljesus: YOU are the fish boss
accountmadeforants: Ring the bell, drop the beat *link to SoundCloud*
TXC2: kisses sweeter then wine
EkstraLangeDruer: Oh wait.
Mattmitchell45: Submit that to the Boss Baby Philosophy Conference
Tom_Bruise: ruh-roh
Mattmitchell45: It's in January, you still got time to do the research
Coloneljesus: let's settle this once and for all! Your boss baby against my boss baby
Didero: Wait, we couldn't teleport back to where the kid was?
Traion: Asking where is my boi while running away from the Castle is a strong stance
EkstraLangeDruer: @Didero nope
Didero: That's worrying
Coloneljesus: it's fine
Coloneljesus: don't worry
EkstraLangeDruer: @Didero yup :)
Coloneljesus: all fine
Coloneljesus: completely fine
TXC2: "where's my family!" said Harrison Ford, to the fish
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Didero: 8.5/10
TXC2: good enough
fhorrigan: Shubshcribed
ContingentCat: very important work there
Tom_Bruise: "But I've got a very particular set of skills" - John Taken, conversing over the phone with fish
Didero: Time enjoyed can't be time wasted
Traion: So do we end the stream with looking at the Castle, or leave it to the imagination until tomorrow?
Coloneljesus: Shaun!
Traion: But Child in Castle Ben
Tom_Bruise: Sure sure, hey, quick question; who, or what, is our son?
senkesword: the prince(ss) is always in another castle
iridium_alchemist: your child is in another castle Ben. Kappa
Coloneljesus: holy kid or something
Tom_Bruise: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (21:08 from now).
Mattmitchell45: Kid of the castle! Kid of the castle!
Didero: Eh, you can go late, not like you're holding anybody up
TXC2: Shaun! Sean!
hermatic1: Well update peeps. I have managed to turn off the water to our house now plumber said he will be round 8am. so no flushing of loos or using taps tonight. gonna go watch the vods now ben, thanks for the stream. and chat thanks for the messages have fun all. hugs.
iridium_alchemist: scroll down the castle list. there is exactly one place you can go.
Coloneljesus: thanks for the update
hermatic1: oh andnit is 8:50 pm here atm
TXC2: hermatic1 lrrHEART
Mahtamori: Castle gates closed
Mattmitchell45: You'll never pass the castle gate! You'll never make something of yourself!
Didero: Don't ask me where you are, I've been almost consistently lost the whole stream :p
Moonspeak721: that door got closed
ContingentCat: no straight shots here braven10PRISM sergePrideLove
Tom_Bruise: Yo I think something bad happened
iridium_alchemist: this is a lot. yes.
Traion: Thanks for the stream Ben
Coloneljesus: ben overwhelmed :3
Mattmitchell45: The way is shut. Those who keep it are dead.
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler
ContingentCat: time sure is a thing
Tom_Bruise: Unforseen Events!
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Ben! I enjoyed it, as usual!
Coloneljesus: this is a fishing game now
Coloneljesus: ty for the stream
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
EkstraLangeDruer: Three bosses and/or three confetti
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (21:04 from now).
TXC2: !events
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TehAmelie: same ninja time, same ninja channel
Didero: "screw the kid, give me confetti!"
iridium_alchemist: Have a great rest of your day Ben and Chat!
Coloneljesus: I'm in Shinobi timezone
ContingentCat: I thought it was Sunday for a second
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
Juliamon: Deathloop
ContingentCat: nope talking sim is death loop
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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lonlycracker: Can't believe one shot Sekiro
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TXC2: we might be getting 98 months now
beowuuf: 98 soon fellow stalkers
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TXC2: like the Poet laureate Wheeler is Kappa
Juliamon: The partnership was Aug 31 2013, so currently 97 is the max
TXC2: GO VOTE!
Coloneljesus: sekiVote
Vyous: Sekiroll on over to the polls Kappa
ContingentCat: Monday! Vote if you haven't!!
TXC2: Vote early, vote often
Didero: Sekiro: Vote Twice
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TXC2: !discord
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beowuuf: lol bye wheeler!
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: !homestream
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accountmadeforants: Sekiro Says-ki-go to the polls!
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Wheeler! See you all tomorow!
Moonspeak721: idk if pokemon go to the polls will stop being funny to me
accountmadeforants: (Do not vote twice, however.)
TehAmelie: cheaters die twice, am i right
Didero: I thought the whole point of cheating was NOT to die?
beowuuf: cheaters die once inside for cheating in the first place, and then again in fact when they realise the cheat they were using was written by an idiot (thus they die anyway)
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Wheeler attempts to take revenge on a samurai clan who attacked him and kidnapped his lord. Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (20:56 from now).
TehAmelie: i was thinking the second time was due to angry mobs but that works too
Didero: And then they get caught cheating and get banned, so they die again?
beowuuf: oh yeah, even if it works, you're right, angry mob :D
beowuuf: LOL
accountmadeforants: No.
TXC2: goodnight everybody
Didero: Night TXC2 !
beowuuf: night txc2
benjamin_wheeler: Cya tomorrow y'all
beowuuf: same bat time, same bat channel!
beowuuf: have a good one until then!
Didero: Bye!
Juliamon: chat help, there's a new bakery nearby that makes kouign amman, save me
TehAmelie: i don't know what that is but it sounds too delicious