xantos69: !badadvice
LRRbot: Flunge!
KeytarCat: Flungie made Flestiny 2, right?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ahh, I stopped playing flestiny after they relied on too much Bomo
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
RandomTrivia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej, and Paul are back for more Dice Friends book reading! Game: Knight of the Living Dead) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Manae: !next
PharaohBender27: Nice job, @RandomTrivia !
RandomTrivia: Haha! benginDab
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: RandomTrivia gets it!
Manae: expexpGG
saucemaster5000: wow nice shot
vexation05: I though dice friends was on tonight :(
Sarah_Serinde: It's only 2 minutes after the hour, patience
Sarah_Serinde: You can also still see it on the schedule
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: It's on the schedule, so it's probably just running a titch late.
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote patience
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DeM0nFiRe: Can't find any patience, sorry I have to panic now
vexation05: That's good,
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
lemmel: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrHAM lrrSIG
vexation05: Well it said look below for the full schedule and I didn't see it I usually watch on youtube, but figured I'd give twitch a go
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam Paul and Beej are going back into Knight of the Living Dead! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_xHAgxVEAEOovI.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1440104624510279680
Nigouki: Heck yeah, Election Night Special Episode of Dice Friends!!!
PotatoWraiths: aw yess
RandomTrivia: Another perfect tweet picture :D
PotatoWraiths: more Story Time with Uncle lrrADAM
PotatoWraiths: \o/
PharaohBender27: @vexation05 I usually look here for stream schedules: https://loadingreadyrun.com/live
vexation05: @vexation05 thanks pharoh!
sydnius: Ook Ook
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GhostValv: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
Pteraspidomorphi: hi
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RandomTrivia: If anyone was missing CYOA in their lives, this book really scratches that lich lrrBEEJ
tapdancingbeavers: Hi all
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Fruan: Doce Fronds!
x0den: hello
domslashryan: Polyhedral Allies
lochnessseammonster: yay story time PrideUwu seabatClap
RandomTrivia is prepared
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RandomTrivia: LUL
PotatoWraiths: hehehehe
RandomTrivia: Hi Adam
GhostValv: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
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TheWriterAleph: ook ook?
Zyme86: adam commn in hot
ElementalAlchemist: That sure is Adam
DeM0nFiRe: I can't read a book, it's too dim in my cave
itira: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
BusTed: \ seabatTROG /
LidofLoathing: ok, sure
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatPjorg seabatCHOICE
x0den: is it at least Plato's cave?
sydnius: ook
ampthedog: Yay Kappa100
domslashryan: wait, they've always been cave shadows?
Zyme86: OK boomer
SnackPak_: there's no light in my cave to read
tapdancingbeavers: ;_;
TheAlanHeffley: GOTEM
thraximore: seabatClap wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH seabatClap
rabbitgta: stfu and play with dice
lochnessseammonster: the content we crave
saucemaster5000: he's gonna read and we're gonna like it
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Kramburger: !anarchy
Electrodyne: Wow Adam knows about how I live in squalor
electra310: Banana?
domslashryan: We're stuck in a cave, and Adam is Scotty from Marketing
CaptinOfBeez: I vote president Adam
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
PharaohBender27: LRR is an absolute monarchy
Kaaosa: hi adam
RandomTrivia: I'm expecting one of these, one day, to be just Adam sitting in the studio, reading a book silently for 3 hours :D
rabbitgta: vote or die, and you can only vote for Adam
noSmokeFire: THE wizard of the coast
Vanbael: King adam!
thraximore: Sounds like you should write a CYOA book, you sure like forcing choices LUL
itira: :o
Pywodwagon: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
saucemaster5000: fair
MWGNZ: Adam wearing the right shirt for this
Kramburger: @domslashryan Oh God No
Phailhammer: domslashryan Don't insult Adam like that! :p
ElementalAlchemist: wow
x0den: no I still need to play tales of arise!
cidalfos: As with the election, the only good choice is in orange
itira: true... the characters are too young
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
sydnius: Ultima I only
RandomTrivia: Adam... those are RPGs made in Japan...
saucemaster5000: I support this campaign
DiscordianTokkan: Seems fair
SmithKurosaki: I'll agree on some of those points, but I love JRPGs
Zyme86: Im ok with that
Vanbael: I accept this
SquareDotCube: Saving the world one shop teacher at a time
x0den: I can live with that
saucemaster5000: double deleted
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SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: but Paul!
ButButTheJesus: muh Paul!
electra310: No, Pauuuul!
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
Juliamon: now HOLD ON
DeM0nFiRe: More of a tactical RPG I think
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
rabbitgta: he was talking about the disgaea anime
Earthenone: !loverpaul
x0den: no ltttech!!
noSmokeFire: the monkey's paw curls and we get a Mario RPG where mario is a sexy catgirl
incredulouspasserby: A lot of deleting things from existence
Getter404: Paul noooooooooo
Pteraspidomorphi: Revolt!
RandomTrivia: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL lrrPAUL
SmithKurosaki: F for Paul
Nukified: jeez Adam
CaptinOfBeez: wow this went dictator faster than I thought
Darleysam: somebody call Wyrmwood Gaming, he needs to be stopped!
RomanGoro: Oh no, Adam is going mad with power!
x0den: f
LadyAiluros: doesn't Paul sign your checks?
sydnius: lrrSPOOP lrrPAUL
Vanbael: Thats too far! Thats too far! Thats too far!
DiscordianTokkan: f
vellebastet: Hmmm
domslashryan: @kramburger @phailhammer Clearly Adam isn't ACTUALLY Scotty. For example, Adam has a personality. although both blame everyone else for their faults... "I don't hold a dice mate"
vexation05: as I play wow while I watch
Getter404: Delete the catgirls.
TheWriterAleph: Deleted. Who needs em
CaptinOfBeez: Eternal Ruler Adam
SquareDotCube: MMOs can no longer have a story
Mai_Andra: FFXIV hype! xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
Mr_Dirty: I just watched when Adam played Hero Quest. This Dice Friends Adam is louder. Has Adam been going up in volume yearly or monthly?
Vanbael: Can we spare the charr?
x0den: f that game I .particular
DeM0nFiRe: Guild Wars 2 is the only good one though lol
ButButTheJesus: PAUL RUN
incredulouspasserby: NOOO
Pywodwagon: All cutscenes must be voiced
rabbitgta: phew my favorite mmo is still ok
thraximore: who's Paul? umbraThink
ButButTheJesus: lrrHEART Paul lrrHEART
SnackPak_: very good Paul
domslashryan: Everyone clap to show you believe in Paul
vellebastet: lrrHEART
fastlane250: watch him swooce on in
Kramburger: Paul's been dead for 30 years
rabbitgta: sliding into the twitch dms like Paul
RomanGoro: Adam's first ever LRR appearance he was playing WoW, right? When he got force fed a french fry?
shasra: oof good thing i got out of guild wars 2 years ago
Phailhammer: I wish Kathleen was available, to do a deep cut reference of the Hot Sauce sketch. :D
SmithKurosaki: I would have loved if Paul had someone else ready to bring in
lochnessseammonster: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ
GhostValv: what a horrible night to have a curse
sydnius: swiper no swiping
SmithKurosaki: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
YeetTheRich_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:02.
Kramburger: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an edible that allows your D&D character to communicate directly with Twitch chat
ElementalAlchemist: one way or another we'll figure it out
noSmokeFire: turns out the rest of the magic staff were magic beans
Vanbael: the racing stipes give it 20% more powerful
maxthefourth: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
CranstonSnord: rustproofing for your phylactery, sir?
Fruan: The magic staff was the friends we made along the way.
LadyAiluros: active land assist
musty_smell: you did technically win last session so this is irrelevant anyway...
domslashryan: Adam, as a crash investigator, you ABSOLUTELY need ABS...
fastlane250: ABS? definitely a delete
fastlane250: Kappa
RandomTrivia: "Sir, would you like the NO2 add-on on your F-150?"
RandomTrivia: :D
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Kramburger: Delete ABS so we're lighter and faster
PharaohBender27: :O
YeetTheRich_: ABS stands for ABSolutely useless
JimMiles: Is the guy in the top right the guy who did that staring at the camera thing a few years ago, that was pretty cool
noSmokeFire: hoist by his own petard!
CaptainSpam: "Man, if only I had NOS on this car! Then that would have come in really handy in this very specific situation in which I have found myself!"
electra310: OOK
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fastlane250: I didn’t actually know that!
ButButTheJesus: pls no cage bangy
Kramburger: The B stands for BOSHY, MOTHERFUCKER
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
vellebastet: Beej sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: But Adam asks Chat to pump the brakes...
Darleysam: you know what they say about those Adams, they be Savidan
CaptainSpam: Beej Be Dery.
DiscordianTokkan: He do be that way
thraximore: Adam Banana Savidan
incredulouspasserby: You come in hot every Monday
BusTed: Ok.
CaptinOfBeez: Adam Benjamin Savidan
thraximore: Adam wheelerBanana Savidan
noSmokeFire: don't dox adam on stream
DiscordianTokkan: ItsBoshyTime
dweebert91: Brendan, its always Brendan
Brozard: Adam Badam Savidan
Darleysam: it's Brennies, right?
GhostValv: the lore expands :O
RandomTrivia: *dubstep intensifies*
CranstonSnord: I thought it stood for 'Beefcake"
noSmokeFire: Adan "Brendan Deery" Savidan
electra310: Didn't you do a whole thing on middle names two weeks ago on Wets Nope?
sydnius: Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene. my fave
Vanbael: Adam Beej Savadan? That would have made me lose my shit
spethycakes: ol' Bananas Savidan here
vellebastet: Adam Banane Savidan
Kramburger: Adam Bavidan Savidan
cidalfos: More like Adam Savidaaaaaamn, son.
Pywodwagon: "but my lost brothers middle name is beej!"
RandomTrivia: "No, I'M Beej-acus!"
ButButTheJesus: can't stay but have fun you guys, I'm sure you'll get the staff totally legitimately lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
PharaohBender27: Ah Commodore Season 1 references!
Diabore: deeeeeep lore
NightValien28: "character"
Nukified: good robot to have
lochnessseammonster: based on me...
electra310: Adam has never been so goddamned disappointed in his life
Boon_33: it was a useful invention, it saved the day if I recall.
YeetTheRich_: nobody brings that up because they don't want to get kicked in the dick by a robot
CaptinOfBeez: where can we get the dick kicking robots?
fastlane250: Dice vaults, dice bags, dice dice...
sydnius: Edibles? LUL
x0den: circlettes only
Forgotten_Lizard: Aww, what am I gonna do with all these bowler hats?
DeM0nFiRe: So headphones are done too?
domslashryan: Paul's YouTube series is done for now
itira: no headphones D:
ElementalAlchemist: buy whatever Beej says you should buy. Unless it's out of stock; then tell Beej you want more of it by putting your email in the form
Boon_33: next Paul is going to tell us that Beej was just acting when he was hooked up to the meme beacon.
quillilian: No more ThingsOnMyHead??
Raiger: But...putting things on his head is one of Paul's THINGS....how COULD you, Adam!?
Kikazi: shot fired directly at Paul there Kappa
CaptainSpam: So, what we do on this stream, obviously, is read adventure books... Kappa
RandomTrivia: We lied to Orcus and unfortunately, he believed us
RomanGoro: Can you join them on their plans instead of foiling them?
Vanbael: no context, that sounds...uh...
CururuGuasu: You got promoted!
thraximore: and those demons were going to be tortured anyway
thraximore: so it's a win-win
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Kramburger: There's a new pact between Aus, the UK, and the US called AUKUS that's pronounced Orcus so it's been a very confusing week
Vanbael: Orcus will remember this...
eric_christian_berg: Evil lads will evil.
saucemaster5000: orcus didnt really seem to care one way or another
Getter404: It was that Brooklyn 99 "Name half of ____" meme template, but with more demons.
lochnessseammonster: i have a fifth sense...
x0den: after you get them in a room for five min
GhostValv: adam "B Razor Sharp" savidan
electra310: Adam Brazor Bharp Savidan
RealGamerCow: Oh, this room!~
angryoptimist: Is this the eponymous Orcus sitting on the eponymous throne (his)?
RealGamerCow: "This hole! It's made for me!"
RandomTrivia: "Bring on the Wall!"
Mr_Dirty: do you have to match the way the portal is standing to fit through?
Vanbael: What is the portal is the prediction of how you will go through the portal? Like looney toons premonition
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Kipstar: 10 months yay!
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TwitchingPokki: how would you like to leave though? teleport?
RandomTrivia: I wonder if he''ll have a generic eastern european accent? :D
vexation05: I really want to hear the dolphin
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
RandomTrivia: "Oh wise Paul of the top right, which page should Adam turn to?" lrrBEEJ
rabbitgta: killer dolphin, I have only held of killer whales
thraximore: Every. Single. One.
vellebastet: Can't wait
itira: im excited to hear the dolphin
Zyme86: its the damndest thing every time he does it we tell him to get into the sea
BogglesUrMind: Fishmen in a CYOA book? An auspicious sign indeed.
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Kramburger: They're padding out the game with sidequests
Mr_Dirty: is chat people?
electra310: Aww, he called us people!
PharaohBender27: "Game Design is my passion!"
Dog_of_Myth: Evening all
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TheThirdTail: <3
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sydnius: Montgomery Ward?
RandomTrivia: Hello Dog_of_Myth!
Kramburger: Roll to seduce the fishman
elkae: Please, my fish son, he's very sick seabatClap
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TwitchingPokki: now the fishman will be able to understand you as you cry out for him to stop stabbing you
Mr_Dirty: By the end of this book will Adam be able to see beauty?
Diabore: "at least"?
RealGamerCow: Do they know about Heather's prediction?
mitomanox: wut? ludicolo?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Oof
vellebastet: sykLaugh
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
YeetTheRich_: why
TwitchingPokki: my tongue feels great thanks Beej
rabbitgta: feels like a tongue thanks beej
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP lrrEFF
Juliamon: I cut my tongue on a hard candy earlier, thank you very much
itira: seabatUseless
ShaneLeeAtk: Paul with The princess bride
Shirts_: remember to breathe
LidofLoathing: limesBlank life is suffering
infinity_225: Someone stop him!
itira: *the chatroom is now empty*
JoeyGeko: I thought we were friends!!!!
KeytarCat: Beej, my tongue feels warm and fuzzy, like it saw a cute puppy video on a bad day
NightValien28: LidofLoathing limesDance suffering limesDance
electra310: It's okay, we show up mostly for the abuse
Vanbael: Super Ellipses Here
KeytarCat: I don't know how, though
RandomTrivia: "Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."
itira: oh no, hes hot!
SquareDotCube: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
DiscordianTokkan: You are also now aware that the roof of your mouth can be tickled by your own tongue
BrowneePoints: I believe the term is "All cheeked up" Adam
vellebastet: Wow
vexation05: Fishy got back
RandomTrivia: A conscious decision was made to display that mer-butt
tapdancingbeavers: My tongue has been replaced by a parasite.
elkae: tqsPeach
HorusFive: lrrAWESOME
GhostValv: some nice... CLAMMMMS
LidofLoathing: @NightValien28 limesDance limesDance
Sarah_Serinde: I think it's where that belt goes
TheM8: behind the bottle
sydnius: indeed
Sibwow: he has a butt
saucemaster5000: christopher walken has some centaur questions for him
niccus: you can totally see his tuchus
ashteranic: There's very clearly a butt there, adam
mitomanox: lrrAWW
YeetTheRich_: I can see both honestly
RandomTrivia: benginButt
ButterBall000: the horse doesn't have legs
JoeyGeko: He’s riding his own dick
itira: why do THEY need drinking water :P
TheM8: healing pots
NightValien28: ain't water beej
Fruan: The canteen is full of air
thraximore: that's Sake
Mr_Dirty: how does he drink form the canteen under water?
elkae: Merperson. Merson
BrowneePoints: You can technically drink underwater, but it's a REAL pain in the ass
Driosenth: It's like yogi bear's tie, the artist didn't want to draw the transition
itira: @BrowneePoints i guess that explains the swollen butt
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RandomTrivia: Probably depends on how soon it happens
YeetTheRich_: if your brain is still intact yes?
Mr_Dirty: how long have you been dead?
Driosenth: depends on the skill of the necromancer
MaillouxB: That depends on the muscle memory, maybe?
HorusFive: You're special Adam. Most zombies don't
RandomTrivia: Based on how much of the brain tissue is intact
NightValien28: jason unborne
Dog_of_Myth: Depends on what type of undead.
Shirts_: depends on the undead type too
saucemaster5000: "can I play the piano anymore?" "of course you can" "well I couldn't before!"
MaillouxB: Even a skeleton can nat 20 a performance check
Kazman20a: dnd it depends on the type of undead
Boon_33: animated dead vs living dead
sydnius: muscle memory is just lizard brain
TheM8: you seem more whightis
TheM8: *whightish
RealGamerCow: Isn't this character a revenant?
Driosenth: you will no longer enjoy wrestling
TheM8: nah revenants are self animate
TheM8: d
Mr_Dirty: then you just eat their brain
HorusFive: Eat their brains?
electra310: THen you eat them
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh sorry I meant *other type of skating depending on if they gave you ice skate or roller skate"
quillilian: only tell people in the summer, away from any indoor rinks
SquareDotCube: you can still skrt though
opal_moth: hiya everyone
ughman617: What a canadian thing to be worried about… if i was undead, could i skate?
ashteranic: Avoid the dreadful agony of being perceived
Shirts_: we seem kinda like a heculva to me
RealGamerCow: flomcSk flomcRr flomcRt
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta breathe to smell
TheWriterAleph: he's just blowing bubbles
NDCazzy: my viewer count currently shows 420...now 407
Fruan: It's hollow?
Boon_33: just some gas from eating brains.
vexation05: air fills empty spaces
RandomTrivia: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Vanbael: do you dare question the capabilities of the undead weasel?
ButterBall000: The pocket of Big Air
lochnessseammonster: deleted!
KartoffelKaiser: huh
DiscordianTokkan: Adam secretly Skeletor
vellebastet: Love that sykLaugh sykLaugh
Shirts_: today?
Darleysam: shooting question bullets!
NightValien28: who are you BANG
vexation05: make em dance while you ask
YeetTheRich_: and then get mad when they don't answer
Manae: Now where's that Far Side about that
rabbitgta: why don't you just stand still... bang
RandomTrivia: "I have a question" "Shoot" *BANG*
sydnius: do you feel lucky, punk?
ughman617: “With the telepathy of the undead” … they are totally making this up as they go
LordZarano: PJSalt
Vanbael: Can't have a heart attack when you're dead
DeM0nFiRe: DM can I roll to perceive beauty?
rabbitgta: good joke Adam I get it
WalkingProfanity: 11
lochnessseammonster: 11 i think?
iris_of_ether: 11
hermatic1: 11
YeetTheRich_: at least 3
RealGamerCow: 10+1
asthanius: Each eye has different magic
Sarah_Serinde: Nah
Dog_of_Myth: 11
lochnessseammonster: i mean 13
ughman617: With the telepathy of the undead, he hears all the other undead snicker about his lack of appreciation of water based phenomena
Pteraspidomorphi: eleven
Williams4jesus: 6
xantos69: 11. Do it you cowards!
eric_christian_berg: 69
mowdownjoe: 42
TheM8: i mean as many or few as you want
RandomTrivia: There are 11 effects in the Monster Manual, but they can probably have spare eyes
NDCazzy: \13 it is
electra310: 11
iris_of_ether: The Eyes of the Beholder card is -11/-11
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: ook ook union
LadyAiluros: we have always been at war with eurasia
TheM8: 11 in the manualtho
Sarah_Serinde: Adam did you know I've only ever done one useful thing in my life though :P
Juliamon: It's almost like you dunked on her last time
TotallyNotaBeholder: 1138
Sarah_Serinde: Better not make a habit of it
GhostValv: sergeModLove
vexation05: what does that look like?
RealGamerCow: Mer-house, Mer-park, Mer-plants
Shirts_: Mods lrrHEART
Anubis169 hugs everybody
RandomTrivia: Evening Anubis
Vanbael: Oh...I remember this guy
ughman617: Are you a corpse floating down to skullport? Is thst where this is going?
vellebastet: lrrSHINE
Nigouki: DM I comment on his booty
lochnessseammonster: ask a question and shoot
snortablecola: it almost looks like the seahorse is part of him
PotatoWraiths: merson
vexation05: OMG Adam, look at that butt, it is SO big
Shirts_: hello a169 lrrAWESOME
tiaxrulesall: merson
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HorusFive: Merman- "Well that looks bad, but then again, it seems like surface problems"
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
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tiaxrulesall: dat ass
GhostValv: cakes identified
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Vanbael: Close enough
thraximore: very good comeback
RandomTrivia: LUL
lochnessseammonster: trunks like thighs
tiaxrulesall: perceive it lol
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] I can perceive the ass. Suck it, Beej.
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rabbitgta: first roll, and grand success FBtouchdown
Mr_Dirty: well you don't perceive beauty but can apparently can see booty.
empyreon: if there is only one thing of beauty I can perceive, please let it be dat booty
vellebastet: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
Stormthius: just tuned in and can see what sort of mood Adam is in tonight
ughman617: With the telepathy of the undead, you are startled to know the merman wanted you to perceive the beauty of his ass
eric_christian_berg: To quote Guillermo del Toro: “The amphibian man had to have a great butt.”
lochnessseammonster: FBtouchdown
Shirts_: i"m stuck in bed sick typing with the on screen keyboard. lrrAWW
YeetTheRich_: like murlocs
BrowneePoints: Aquan
BrowneePoints: I believe
vexation05: In harry potter they do
asthanius: They murmur
YeetTheRich_: mrrglgrlrgl
SquareDotCube: it's a fishy language
saucemaster5000: lithuanian. Perfect lithuanian
rabbitgta: Atlantian
ughman617: Aquan
djalternative: they have to have their own language because sound travels differently underwater
BrowneePoints: Yep. Common and Aquan, some also speak Locathah(fish people)
Driosenth: Aquan and sometimes locathah
BrowneePoints: Aquan is Water Elemental dialect
TheWriterAleph: ah they speak eastern european evidently
maxthefourth: Are mermen not fish people?
empyreon: LUL
FanboyBryan: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
TheM8: i mean he was a paladin
HorusFive: PrideLaugh
TheM8: tahts how paladins talks
tiaxrulesall: paladins suck
Izandai: You suck!
YeetTheRich_: is vince mcmahon the guy with the thick wallet?
HorusFive: Nat 20 on that persuade check
Izandai: Oh wow this is a long section of reading.
vexation05: Is this what Flipper has been trying to tell us?
LadyAiluros: "so long and thanks for all the fish?"
RandomTrivia: Oh no, they've So Long and Thanks for All The Fish'd it!
Zyme86: chitter chitter chitter: so long and thans for all the fish
RandomTrivia: And the drift-compatible continues
RandomTrivia: :D
HorusFive: If it never melts, is it really Ice?
ButterBall000: No one ever expects Lassie to be a dolphin.
thraximore: pleaaaaaaase
BrowneePoints: His name is Inigo Montoya Adam. You killed his father, prepare to die
vellebastet: PLS
thraximore: let us speak to the billed beasts
HorusFive: Merman played by Mandy Patinkin
thraximore: Thanks for the vague item description
coolbond: Magic Missle flowers?
lochnessseammonster: underwater pocket sand!
DeM0nFiRe: That is always one of the funny things about watching videos of tabletop RPGs, is watchinghow the DM tries to explain what an item does in character and then giving up and just saying what it does in game rules
ughman617: Im betting no good specifically means 1d4+1
xantos69: so you finally found your bag of magic beans.
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
coolbond: so magic missles then
coolbond: missel*
Electrodyne: Whenever we go to the zoo we shout "HELLOOOOOO GOAT!" like the old man
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ughman617: No wait, they are badberries. Goodberries heal for 1, badberries do 1 dmg
RealGamerCow: "I gave this weird zombie some seahorse food and told him they were water blossoms. Idiot."
Electrodyne: 100% effective goat call
HorusFive: Or, hear me out, NOW we kill him and take the harpoon
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Mr_Dirty: you dump 4 black pellets into your hand and take 4 damage.
BrowneePoints: Average size
TheM8: like people!
Izandai: About as big as humans.
vexation05: maybe they're whale sized
BrowneePoints: Yep
CranstonSnord: "to the gills"
Dyllbert: Yah, I feel like Mer-people are roughly the same size as people
niccus: have you seen salmon? they're pure muscle
NotCainNorAbel: but drag in the water
Izandai: Tuna are fucking huge.
BrowneePoints: Adam Whale Sharks are 40ft long
ughman617: Medium sized
Juliamon: Have you seen tuna or salmon?
eltwitcherino: no
GredGredmansson: Maybe they are like the Zora from Legend of Zelda
Mr_Dirty: No you would be called Tiny
GredGredmansson: those are tall
ughman617: Somewhere between dwarf and goliath
xantos69: In terms of height yes...in terms of booty heck no.
RandomTrivia: You would be really big in a different shape because the weight is distributed across the water
GhostValv: you could play sea basketball
rabbitgta: buoyancy
Zyme86: yes your spine wouldnt have gravid pressing on it
Zyme86: adam GET IN THE SEA
SquareDotCube: "I'm big in Atlantis"
Kazman20a: Tuna can clear a thousand pounds
thraximore: give Adam a few years, he'll be back bigger than ever :D
CaptainSpam: Whoooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? ADAM SAVIDAN!
Nukified: let's science this shit
Izandai: You'd be rounder.
HorusFive: [and that was when Adam was convinced to actually get into the Sea]
thraximore: eh, whales do it
vexation05: I hear it's better down where it's wetter
Electrodyne: Underwater background
Izandai: PrideLaugh
itira: Adam Savidan, fish... sucker?
dweebert91: Must also be a great place to meet tall women
djalternative: consume fish
Yolysses: The tallest women are those who live underwater
asthanius: Pegasus
Izandai: No
SquareDotCube: Just Futurama it: Big bag with a straw stuck in it
HorusFive: Griffin rider
Kramburger: I think the Owlbear has to pick you
Mysticman89: giant rat
NotCainNorAbel: polar bear
xantos69: I picked a duck big enough to ride.
djalternative: I pick a Porche
maxthefourth: Giant War Beetle
YeetTheRich_: tarrasque?
RandomTrivia: And a horse ISN'T?!
HorusFive: Kobolts have no souls
Electrodyne: "Albert" but pronounced in French
TheM8: Apparently Triton average around 5ft!
RandomTrivia: LUL
ughman617: Nightmare mounts are fucking metal
Shirts_: dire beaver
BrowneePoints: Adam, there's a Barbarian Totem of the Duck Subclass Matt Mercer made
SquareDotCube: Octopus!
xantos69: Paul you have correctly determined the origin of that mount.
rabbitgta: eats my enemy like a duck lol
TheM8: while humans avarage 55
Darleysam: ljgami1Kwaken
RandomTrivia: Welp
itira: aww
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: ljgami1Kwaken
fastlane250: okay bue
Fruan: Fair
HorusFive: seabatNogood
BrowneePoints: Matt Mercer litereally made a Quacken for a D&D One Shot
Mr_Dirty: Giant sloth it is
Athelgar: Casteroidies?
fastlane250: *bye
BrowneePoints: literally*
xantos69: @vexation05 His name was Horus McQuacken.
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde SeemsGood
djalternative: Can I pick an M1 Sherman to ride into battle on? I'm sure that'd be effective against fantasy threats
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: "It's a living..."
NotCainNorAbel: it was college....
empyreon: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Darleysam I wondered if you were still here to hear that and there you were with the emote :D
SquareDotCube: Beavbear
BrowneePoints: So Chat. Giant Battle Sloth, or Giant Battle Squirrel
LordZarano: I've seen the skeleton of a giant sloth. At the natural history museum
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde yep! Need to catch up on the last few, but couldn't not respond to that
Izandai: Giant ground sloth are huge.
Mr_Dirty: team battle sloth
Kramburger: If you kill a guy and can still use your powers as a paladin, they deserved it
Shirts_: sloth 100%
Sarah_Serinde: Darleysam sergeJustRight
DeM0nFiRe: Mark off an hour and return the gnome flinger
ButterBall000: Well, he was a garbageman
HorusFive: but how many Norwegian Kronr is it?
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Zyme86: let breathe like fine wine
RealGamerCow: It's the guy that made the hole in that room
xantos69: I've never seen a ghost with a job.
Sarah_Serinde: wow rude
Ukon_Cairns: they're deadbeats
Mr_Dirty: No the lazy ghosts fell into the earths core.
lochnessseammonster: lrrSPOOPY
GhostValv: easy come easy ghost
NotCainNorAbel: alright ghosts we go and haunt Adam....tomorrow
Nukified: ghostist
albatros064: what's the ghost's name? susan?
Mysticman89: hey now, theres at least one ghost who runs a hotel
empyreon: "It's a not-living!" lrrSPOOP
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Pteraspidomorphi: I know of a ghost who gives excellent wildflower advice
HorusFive: -probably---
GredGredmansson: I'm imagining the lich with those airport signal flares
RandomTrivia: Adam, that's ALSO a JRPG...
Nenluen: it's the best :D
empyreon: Potato Only Club
GredGredmansson: ah, the double dipping
v_nome: As a person playing a lalafel right now... how do I get there?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
GredGredmansson: presumably, lalafels
Nenluen: it's in Tomra
Zyme86: they already have one Adam no more than one
Pywodwagon: @v_nome its in one of the shadowbringers zones
v_nome: @v_nome Ah ok, thanks. I'm not there yet
YeetTheRich_: rude
Izandai: Seems rude.
xantos69: can confirm....you wouldn't just reach into somebody and take their lunch.
SquareDotCube: oh boy, an ignore option!
Seth_Erickson: Happens to the best of us
circusofkirkus: lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
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Izandai: PrideLaugh
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GhostValv: totally used to that
TheWriterAleph: "ey whassamatta you"
DeM0nFiRe: Water* Flavored Elemental (*Does not contain real water)\
Sarah_Serinde: Speak for yourself, geez
Haroldholmes25: rude
HorusFive: Wait- is it asking us? Or are we saying that?
ElementalAlchemist: you don't gotta rub it in like that, geez
Sarah_Serinde: We keep reflecting constantly about how we can't appreciate beauty anymore, I don't think we get to talk
empyreon: jeeze, I feel rummaging around its insides would be less rude
Seth_Erickson: I need money to send it over though Kappa
empyreon: very specific
TheM8: please stab me in the heart
KartoffelKaiser: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Mysticman89: I don't understand how some people discover they have certain kinks, but power to them who get there
Twilight_Spark: stripEm
Twilight_Spark: I remember this part of Majora's Mask.
HorusFive: Big teeth!
RandomTrivia: SingsNote "When the staff piece of ice, floats away, it's not nice, that's a Moray" SingsNote
Diabore: they have many teeths
BrowneePoints: They're predator fish
xantos69: Moray dangerous than you think!
thraximore: ah so Xenomorph
BrowneePoints: and Moray's can bite your fingers off
YeetTheRich_: moray are pretty metal
Juliamon: One mouth, two sets of jaws
GredGredmansson: When the eel hits your eye and you think you might die that's a moray
TheM8: teath made to make things BLEED
TStodden: Moray eels... it's the creepy guy hiding in Dire Dire Docks in Mario 64.
BusTed: The jaws that bite twice.
Mysticman89: pharyngeal is a fancy word
Zyme86: When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's amore
vexation05: Snake
BusTed: I was bitten by a snapping turtle.
GhostValv: when the moon hits your eye?
BrowneePoints: Moray's literally have the bite strength to take your fingers clean off
Izandai: Mosquito
asthanius: I've been bit by a turtle
Izandai: Kappa
HorusFive: Does human count?
Pteraspidomorphi: insect
Twilight_Spark: A bird flew into my head once.
vellebastet: Yes
TheM8: cow
ElementalAlchemist: mosquitoes, frequently
thraximore: When it haaaaaas too much teeth, and it's giving you grief, that's a moraaaaaaaaaaaay
Manae: Pigs
Robot_Bones: a horse
YeetTheRich_: i guess insects do not count?
saucemaster5000: I've been bitten by horses waay too many times
Mr_Dirty: does and ant count?
TheWriterAleph: any other rabbit bitees out there?
LidofLoathing: When you stick your hand in the crack and you don't get it back, that's a morey
BrowneePoints: "When your Jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside..that's a Moray"
Darleysam: I've been struck by, I've been bit by, a smooth criminal
asthanius: I wouldn't be alive, most likely
Solid_Fuel: ticks
sho_supercharge: Goat!
RandomTrivia: PAUL LUL
empyreon: I got bit by an emu
xantos69: No Adam, They are still alive!
BusTed: @asthanius bit by turtle gang
Sarah_Serinde: Chat insects aren't animals...
NotCainNorAbel: cow
call_me_Aras: I got bit by a snake
YeetTheRich_: oh! chicken!
vexation05: There weas a guy who JUST got bit by a bear
Diabore: you might not be around to tell the story
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde ...Yes they are.
Going_Medium: Goose
Juliamon: I got bit by a duck
SquareDotCube: "I was bit by a moose once"
BrowneePoints: Goats and Horse bites hurt like hell
sho_supercharge: Dude it sucked
TheM8: cows hurt too
Manae: When a 300kg sow decides she's gonna take a nip at your leg, you notice it
Pteraspidomorphi: Sarah_Serinde, they are part of the animal kingdom ;)
DeM0nFiRe: I got headbutt by a goat once, right in the face
lirazel64: I often wonder why we need to think of xenofauna, when we have things like morays on earth...
Zyme86: Bitten by a horse, that fing hurt. It wanted the carrot then tried to take more
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, Pig bites are sharp as hell too
RandomTrivia: "My sister was bitten by a moose"
vexation05: Then he posted the most chill facbook video directly after being bit
BusTed: lrrGOAT
thraximore: Aw that's better than mine
Sarah_Serinde: Huh, TIL I guess
electra310: I've been bitten by many budgies
TheInnsanity: Chickens D:
spethycakes: When an eel slithers out and he nips at your snout, that's a moray.
eric_christian_berg: Break? I need a drink.
Twilight_Spark: My uncle, who works at Nintendo, was bitten by a lizard once.
asthanius: You don't always lean first
DeM0nFiRe: It was a petting zoo they brought to a camping ground, a bunch of people were petting the goat and it apparently didnt like that and singled me out (I was like 5 I think)
electra310: Is that a question?
BusTed: Heheh.
RandomTrivia: HAH
xantos69: Yea I have seen you stream before.
HorusFive: seabatClap
rabbitgta: oh no, he leaned, here it comes
YeetTheRich_: every five minutes: "oh no he's gonna do it"
BusTed: "here we go."
BrowneePoints: Wait...is Adam Riker?
Sogheim: Adam leaning means content, I get it
LaconicLad: I was born at a secondary location.
xantos69: That unlocks a second language!
YeetTheRich_: "where is this weird echo coming from?"
Seth_Erickson: Oh El Giganto El Spidro
Sarah_Serinde: I must go. My planet needs me.
Twilight_Spark: My people need me!
Zyme86: my people need me, zorp
YeetTheRich_: the new "stay fresh, cheese bags"
RandomTrivia: *batman scene transition*
TheM8: they are arm bid
TheM8: *arm big
RandomTrivia: Yeah they big
lochnessseammonster: the shrieking eels
niccus: no guarantees for fantasy eels
vexation05: They're pretty big in the little mermaid
CaptinOfBeez: about 4 to 6 feet
SquareDotCube: biggest of the eels
BrowneePoints: yea about 4 feet long
TwitchingPokki: they are pretty big but I unno if they could bight an arm from ur body...
BusTed: Like Flotsam and Jetsam?
NDCazzy: didnt Adam just say no more random questions...?
hurricanealpaca: no thank you
Mr_Dirty: the sea is scary
Haroldholmes25: the largest recorded was 10 ft
Sogheim: reminder to take Adam noodling for catfish
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun The average length of green moray eels, from nose to tail, measures roughly 5.91 feet. Adult female green moray eels lay eggs at a spawning site.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
GhostValv: :)
TwitchingPokki: I mean ye...
RealGamerCow: A moray eel scared the SHIT out of me at the aquarium when I was watching the other fish and it popped out of it's cave
Pteraspidomorphi: International waters?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
NightValien28: australia yes Kappa
HorusFive: [And that was when Adam decided never to get in the sea again]
DeM0nFiRe: I got my fear and resepect for eels from Super Mario 64 like god intended
xantos69: Why are you booing him? HE IS RIGHT!
Mysticman89: giant morays get up to 3 meters long
Blasteg: (slow clap)
TheM8: Moray eels occur in all tropical and subtropical seas
YeetTheRich_: in4 it bites the sword off
Twilight_Spark: Heh, dicks.
Sarah_Serinde: Adam be careful where you stick your sword
electra310: Words to live by
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
RandomTrivia: LUL
HorusFive: aren't you borrowing that sword? Isn't it the Lich's sword?
lochnessseammonster: we take cocks in our favour
NDCazzy: there is nothing vague about it
GhostValv: really plumbing those depths
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
TheWriterAleph: "ha ha ha. cwab."
atlr: and think the hermit crab is beautiful
HorusFive: The Eel has disguised itself as a crab
electra310: Carcinization
electra310: Or whatever that word is, can't bother to look it up. :D
ElementalAlchemist: Bacteria! Bacteria! Bacteria!
electra310: Everything is crabs and nothing hurts
Zyme86: becuase its SHINY!!!!
vexation05: vaugly erotic
RandomTrivia: Welp
BusTed: tqsSmug
TheM8: cold?
NightValien28: the gold nut
GhostValv: tqsSmug
BusTed: seabatClap
electra310: Merman booty
RandomTrivia: LUL
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
TheM8: Cold?
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: [LoZ item get sound]
TwitchingPokki: Vampire pickup line
ElementalAlchemist: "and you pull out" ... uh oh--"the ice piece of Waterdeep!" -- oh, OK, good
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
YeetTheRich_: always be sure to warm up your glass toys, people
DeM0nFiRe: C is 70
Haroldholmes25: 70?
Mr_Dirty: 70%
Zyme86: 70
x0den: 70
HorusFive: Ds?
BobaThaiTea: 70
electra310: 70
hurricanealpaca: 70
DeM0nFiRe: 60 is actually F
GhostValv: D
Talin06: 70
Manae: 70% is a D
empyreon: 70
Forgotten_Lizard: 70 is C, D is 60
Haroldholmes25: Get like 8 or 9 pieces
xantos69: Who gave you a degree?
Manae: ~77% for a C
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Boon_33: WHAT
TheWriterAleph: MUST BE NICE
Ukon_Cairns: 65% is passing
Juliamon: Must be nice, Canada
call_me_Aras: C in Canada, D in USA
lirazel64: 75%
BrowneePoints: 90 is an A in US
blastseeker: god i wish
Zyme86: 90 is an A at most schools
n__een_n: 65 was D- when i was in high school
saucemaster5000: guess that explains canada
CaptainSpam: First our standards are too low, now they're too high, there's just no pleasing the rest of the world, is there? Kappa
Forgotten_Lizard: Knowing the people I know who have degrees? Yes
asthanius: At least you're cute
Going_Medium: 70 C
Boon_33: 90 is a-...
spurius: depends but at some 80 is A 90 A+
RynoLaw: Less than 64% is an F
vexation05: WHHHHAAAAATTT wer're generally on a 10 point scale, but my highschool was on a 7 point scale
Pteraspidomorphi: Their questions have a different difficulty curve
TheM8: why are there percentages
Manae: Adam, have you seen what people that have degrees look like?
ShaneLeeAtk: 95 was A for me
lirazel64: 75% is a C
oyleslyck: When I went to school it was 86 for an A, but I am also old.
TheM8: its the teachers call?
Kramburger: To be fair, Beej has a degree and look at him right now
call_me_Aras: USA sucks a lot with grades, Canada is more gracious
KeytarCat: I look like I have a degree, and I most assuredly don't
TStodden: 60 would be considered a D- for most classes... although one teacher was strict to where a 70 was failing.
TwitchingPokki: C get healthcare
CranstonSnord: in Canada 80% = 'Eh"
TheAinMAP: Well, you look like you have a big brain.
TheWriterAleph: @CranstonSnord nice.
CaptinOfBeez: many states in the US have problems with inflating the grade averages to seem like they are doing well educating students
electra310: Having experience with Florida schools, I believe that
djalternative: If 80 was an A, I probably would've gotten straight A's in school
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, public ed in the US is NOT universally constant
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ArboristAndrew: You look like you have more than one PhD Adam… PhDeez, if you will
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BusTed: There are so many pieces! What if we just get the majority.
RandomTrivia: Wow book, please
HorusFive: Just keep going with that one
Pywodwagon: When I was young a 94 was an A, and then it changed to 90 when I was around 10
empyreon: how nice was Salahass' booty?
empyreon: @ArboristAndrew gdqClap gdqClap gdqMetaShark
Juliamon: I had "Semester failure imminent" written on my progress report when my grade was in the 70s
Juliamon: which, even back then, I was smart enough to know that was REALLY FUCKIN RUDE OF THEM
saucemaster5000: wow that's harsh
Juliamon: that was the point where I got placed in the special needs department
Boon_33: yeah, good thing all our parents knew not to traumatize us when we experiences a slip in grades. /s
Juliamon: I hope things have gotten better since then
Boon_33: @Juliamon thankyou
BusTed: :P
empyreon: oh, oh no, my heart LuvHearts
I_Am_Clockwork: kitty!
Astramentha: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:12:49.
Juliamon: her name is Squiggle
Nukified: aliasDerp
kusinohki: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
lirazel64: I think Adam has earned his degree in Staffology.
empyreon: riffDuffy Squiggle is purrfection riffDuffy
RealGamerCow: we're up to 7 pieces, yeah?
RandomTrivia: I would die for Squiggle
RandomTrivia: I love her
empyreon: @RandomTrivia no questions asked, same
BusTed: 6/12 I think
saucemaster5000: at this point I don't know if more staff will do much -- they're about 1 1/2 to 2 hrs of reading away from the end if they start heading there now
BusTed: 🐬
DMGlol: dolphin hunting PogChamp
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TwitchingPokki: Sounds like a shark
DeM0nFiRe: You dont have the speaking stone for dolphins yet
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LadyLockwood92: More Knight of the Living Dead, hell yeah~!
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HorusFive: You can just do the dolphin impression. We won't complain
RandomTrivia: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
crono3453: Now I'm expecting a run in with a dolphin, and here comes that Eastern European voice making a dolphin call.
NotCainNorAbel: semi staff
GhostValv: a club
Ukon_Cairns: more of a scepter at that point
lirazel64: We're at half staff.
Nukified: is it dolphin season?
HorusFive: Half staff- larger than quarterstaff.
kusinohki: half staff.... or 2 quarter staffs?
mercano82: A half staff is twice as good as a quarter staff, right?
kusinohki: chat hive mind still working... good
RandomTrivia: AHHH
Twilight_Spark: Hot.
eric_christian_berg: I mean, a quarterstaff is like 5', so a full staff has to be around 20'. Like a pike.
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
BrowneePoints: Are those Sahuagin?
RandomTrivia: I believe so, BrowneePoints
xantos69: That dolphin could have started some crap.
kusinohki: isn't a net just another type of jar?
BrowneePoints: I think those are Sahuagin
LadyLockwood92: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
CranstonSnord: the mermen are acting with noble porpoise
BusTed: Look at those Scooby Doo eyes in the shadows.
x0den: like the tiger in the jungle book
RandomTrivia: BOOK PLEASE
LadyLockwood92: You don't need to rub it in, book!
empyreon: BOOK lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: I guess different people wrote these bits of copy and every one of them chose to mention that
Beta_Ray_Jim: beauty is overrated
BrowneePoints: I can't bone, cuz I am only Bone
TwitchingPokki: Maybe this is why the Liches are so about their vengeance
TheWriterAleph: it feels like they wrote all these beautiful descriptions, then their editor said, "what if the MC can't see beauty at all?" and the author didn't want to change anything
xantos69: The writer of this book had to be some kind of neo-post-modernist artist who couldn't use their degree in their job so now they just go around complaining about people not "understanding" the beauty of their art.
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lirazel64: You can't perceive booty?
Ukon_Cairns: perceiving the perception of beauty mpieThink
RandomTrivia: Oh no
scissorsmith: Adams a fox
RandomTrivia: We've found prisoners in jars...
Beta_Ray_Jim: what are they doing to thzt poor mammal
BrowneePoints: They're into Voyeurism Adam. Don't kink shame
lochnessseammonster: lrrSPOOP
Diabore: the neighborhood is waTCHING
BrowneePoints: aaaaah Lacedons. Okay that makes sense
BrowneePoints: Was in a campaign that got TPK'd by Lacedons.
Beta_Ray_Jim: plz save fish boi
lochnessseammonster: but if we don't help it how will we get to talk to it?
coolbond: yes
Haroldholmes25: yes
BrowneePoints: Dolphins are sentient adam!
Beta_Ray_Jim: *raises hand*
electra310: yes
BusTed: What sort of sounds of distress would it make?
xantos69: Ever seen a dolphin get eaten? Do you want to?
x0den: but your dolphin impression
lochnessseammonster: and then we don't get to hear your awesome impression...
lirazel64: But but but Flipper!
Talin06: no dolphin voice if it dies
Mr_Dirty: dolphins are not nice animals so meh
OhaiMireiya: twitch only sent me a reminder of this now, thanks twitch!
saucemaster5000: can we play the flipper theme song while you read its demise?
Beta_Ray_Jim: i gift two subs if you let dolphindie
lochnessseammonster: but dolphin voice!
BusTed: benginChaos
Boon_33: sounds like Beej had that conversation before.
Beta_Ray_Jim: five if you let it live
eric_christian_berg: Adam is a whimsical creature.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Mysticman89: you're all assuming the dolphin loses
HorusFive: PrideLaugh
coolbond: to be fair i dont like dolphins they are colossal asshats but still SAVE IT
Voxy: If the Dolphin dies, so does the impression… hmm
x0den: I'm beginning to think Adam doesn't have a dolphin impression
lirazel64: He doesn't really have a dolphin voice.
Boon_33: save the animals!
HorusFive: Clap if you want to dolphin to live seabatClap
CaptainSpam: "Newly freed, the dolphin wordlessly eats you immediately."
xantos69: 1000 bits if you kill the dolphin...while eyeballing Beej.
RandomTrivia: "Add the dolphin to your inventory, it does 37 damage to any enemy at the start of combat" lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: *Insert JoJo beating up Meme*
kusinohki: graham call adam into his office "ever since you let the dolphin die our views have gone down... we have to let you go"
OhaiMireiya: dolphin style!
Juliamon: They are, though
saucemaster5000: they do kinda suck
coolbond: They rape EVERYTHING
electra310: It's true, unfortunately
circusofkirkus: dolphins are notoriously terrible
Boon_33: Adam's never met a dolphin.
Nigouki: Dolphins are legit assholes to other species and bully eachother
Kramburger: No dolphins *are* assholes. They're the frat bros of the seas
Talin06: they are like ppl that is why
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BrowneePoints: Dolphins bully sharks when they're teenagers, and they can do the R word
BrowneePoints: Dolphins are sentient
rosesmcgee: they kill things for fun
knightWarrior82: they also kill their young
Makimachine: White Sharks are terrified of dolphins.
Beta_Ray_Jim: gift 5 subs either way this is grat lol
xantos69: In a row?
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, they're not great.
Twilight_Spark: I don't know any other species like that.
coolbond: nope
circusofkirkus: they have good PR
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
SnackPak_: Flipper was a lie
HorusFive: Adam's back in on saving the dolphin
BrowneePoints: Dolphins ARE nice, AND mean
thraximore: Nyope, they're just like us
Darleysam: they've also got REALLY good propaganda
Zyme86: dolphins are sex maniacs
eric_christian_berg: Don't believe the hippies.
rosesmcgee: they can be nice
MagicalAttackGecko: they are only nice to us because we feed them
BrowneePoints: Dolphins are sentient, which means they're complex
foopoiuyt: You've been tricked by big dolphin
niccus: adam's in the clutches of Big Dolphin
Robot_Bones: those poor young adult novels
lochnessseammonster: they are cute
NotCainNorAbel: Not the NES classic Echo?
Beta_Ray_Jim: Jaws 3 = Awesome dolphins
Diabore: roadquest 2: seaquest
pipshardfour: Darwin?
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BusTed: Darwiiiin
x0den: so long and thanks for all the fish
Ukon_Cairns: yup, dolphins were in seaquest, shark was in jaws. the undersea pr got it all wrong
Kramburger: PR paid for by the Dolphin Council!
TStodden: It's been widely accepted that Dolphins are the 2nd more intelligent creatures on the planet...
A_Bullett: I dunno if human morality applies for dolphins
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unicornly: The SeaQuest deep cut
gualdhar: whew finally get to watch the stream! thank goodness I haven't missed any funny jokes
zephyr5a: Ok paul's joking about dolphin PR, but orca's know enough to not mess with people
coolbond: The smarter anything is the bigger the asshole they are, thats why dogs are so nice and cats are butts
hurricanealpaca: they fund shark week too. sharks get a bad rep
Beta_Ray_Jim: yessssss
Juliamon: Dolphins actually aren't nearly as intelligent as H2G2 wants you to think
Beta_Ray_Jim: FIGHT
BrowneePoints: @coolbond Dogs are just good. They're as smart as a 4 year old at least
Kazman20a: cheer100 for saving the dolphin
Diabore: we take 30 points of damage
RandomTrivia: @coolbond Counter point: Border collies are incredibly smart and also incredibly nice
Beta_Ray_Jim: spoilers
BusTed: Here we go.
PharaohBender27 closes eyes
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
BusTed: 🐬 🐬 🐬
coolbond: @browneepoints i know it was a joke
BusTed: Crystal clear.
electra310: Was that the killer impression?
empyreon: AMAZING
Catcard: LMAO
HorusFive: What did that Dolphin just call me?!
Beta_Ray_Jim: history is confirmed
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh lrrHEART
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
thraximore: sorry can you do that again? My eyes were open
coolbond: everyone knows cats are cuddlebugs
frank_the_great: I just got here, can you start over?
SnackPak_: so rude
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Dolphins sound suspiciously like Link
circusofkirkus: okay mom
hurricanealpaca: can you say more than one sentence in dolphin, or just that one?
Boon_33: Views of that dolphin do not reflect the views of LRR or it's contributors.
gualdhar: it's ok you didn't miss anything
eric_christian_berg: It's a good joke and he's sticking o it.
HorusFive: @hurricanealpaca "Just that one and this one explaining it"
Beta_Ray_Jim: nope needs work\
TStodden: That's what VODs are for...
circusofkirkus: was it just me or did that dolphin have a slight eastern european accent?
Mr_Dirty: Why did Adam ask where the library is in dolphin?
GhostValv: twitch mobile :)
eric_christian_berg: If you hear a dolphin in your toilet, stop pooping.
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
YeetTheRich_: that's way adam doesn't want to show toilet
YeetTheRich_: *why
DeM0nFiRe: Therapist: Shower Adam isn't real he can't hurt you. Shower Adam: Kekekekeke
x0den: if I hear a dolphin in the toilet I no longer need the toilet
Beta_Ray_Jim: i apprecite that
Beta_Ray_Jim: *appreciate
eric_christian_berg: Rude.
gualdhar: Patrick?
serramarkov: Adam, don't hide in my shower at night- I carry a dagger when I have the 2am paranoids.
eric_christian_berg: So, you are in the toilet looking at the starfish?
Beta_Ray_Jim: dolphin friends = best friends
electra310: Now you have pentapox
Beta_Ray_Jim: this shit is chess =/= checkers
control_rig: "Welp"
lochnessseammonster: face huggers have found us!
Nigouki: we got facehugged?
LadyLockwood92: Starro the Conqueror~!
PharaohBender27: We're getting Alien'd aren't we?
Twilight_Spark: You've become Aqua Undead Man.
BusTed: There's the lean.
RandomTrivia: There's that pose tell again
RandomTrivia: :D
Beta_Ray_Jim: *amprisandfish
lirazel64: No, Adam.
Darleysam: he's in the question pose again, everyone brace
eric_christian_berg: According to Suicide Squad, yes.
HorusFive: I think they're mostly pretty slow
asthanius: How often could it even happen?
niccus: they don't have any reasson to, but that is where the mouth i
CaptinOfBeez: theyre pretty slow
YeetTheRich_: big dolphin doesn't want you to know about the facehugging starfish
Going_Medium: Nope. But they do look really cool sped up... Paul beat me to it.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mysticman89: I imagine they cartwheel
DoctorHutch: like the hand in adam's family
RandomTrivia: Adam pls
Twilight_Spark: Can you perceive ugliness but not beauty? Seems like a dirty hack.
Beta_Ray_Jim: Reach in
Beta_Ray_Jim: 44C
HorusFive: Would you say this amphora is like a jar?
LadyLockwood92: Unguant Acquired.
Beta_Ray_Jim: oh no...
Electrodyne: This is how Jack Palance becomes a lich
Beta_Ray_Jim: oh... yes??
frank_the_great: Rewarded FBtouchdown
Electrodyne: because leathery
DoctorHutch: when will then be now?
asthanius: So we can't see beauty, but we can see ugliness?
OhaiMireiya: soon
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lochnessseammonster: nah vince did
gualdhar: yikes... do you need a hug Adam?
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like that's a question Adam has asked on this stream before recently :D
PharaohBender27: This protag sure needs one, though!
Mysticman89: surely it can be completely vanilla with no beauty or ugliness
control_rig: We worry about you! Because we care
djalternative: Do you want a hug regardless? Hugs are nice
KeytarCat: That's my secret, cap: I always want a hug
Juliamon: We are actually running out of time if we want to finish tonight
Sarah_Serinde: KeytarCat That's a mood
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I think they're past being able to finish tonight. But they're having fun, and it's entertaining
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:37:57.
Nukified: oh express!
itira: i cant picture how big this would be considering we dont know how big mermen really are!
TwitchingPokki: where's my ring
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
Sarah_Serinde: Then you shouldn't have talked to him, should you?
LadyLockwood92: You can just lie to him. He's evil.
Diabore: dont kill us dont kill us dont kill us
DeM0nFiRe: That's uh, staff of Watershallow sorry
control_rig: Uh oh
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
iris_of_ether: We gonna die
DeM0nFiRe: lol
PharaohBender27: katesScared
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
Diabore: dont kill us dont kill us dont kill us
CaptainSpam: "If you lied, turn to this. If you're still lying now, turn to this."
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Nukified: welp
Blasteg: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Yeah you guys are so far away from the end
shendaras: I missed the dolphin impression?!
itira: ii missed the dolphin impression. is there a clip?
62MGcobra: cheat step? i prefer story mode
itira: thanks @PharaohBender27 !
couldntpickausername: just got here, how complete is the staff?
Fanklok: 2 skateboards
Haroldholmes25: @couldntpickausername halfway there oooh woah living on a prayer
HorusFive: Just been in the sea, not that great...
thraximore: LIFE
control_rig: LIFE LIFE LIFE!
HorusFive: life, life, life
BusTed: *banging fists on table*
NotCainNorAbel: Life! Life!
Kramburger: Monorail, Monorail!
GhostValv: life life... banana ... life!
itira: no... never
Gobukiller: TEETH... I mean... LIFE
HorusFive: I mean, I could save this guy, but I'm real real lazy
BusTed: This is a sting!
TemporallyAwry: Ignoring them is a little different than "helping them along"
xantos69: Only a few dozen times!
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
NotCainNorAbel: ambulance is coming in...smoke break time
EldarLuin: Not... yet
Zyme86: Not...so far
frank_the_great: Yes and...
electra310: Strictly medical amateurs here
TheMerricat: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
eric_christian_berg: I've told someone to try turning their computer off and on again?
Zyme86: And that was the first time I died
Sarah_Serinde: "Oh yeah, we met them last time. It went...okay, honestly"
BrowneePoints: I love this person
thraximore: great character LUL
Haroldholmes25: 100
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I_Am_Clockwork: this guy sounds like Tingle
HorusFive: -favorite new Adam voice here-
I_Am_Clockwork: change my mind
HorusFive: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
EldarLuin: Zebra turkey fish
Sarah_Serinde: "Neesh," we're Canadian
Driosenth: Wheel of Fish!
TehAmelie: Nietzsche
dkosa: That's some FINE ASH
control_rig: Wait, from northern Canada?
EldarLuin: Yellowknife?
LaconicLad: Bonesaw?
EldarLuin: What about a Whitehorse?
YeetTheRich_: metal gear?
gualdhar: sounds like Solid Snake
thraximore: Paul LUL
thraximore: wait this guy is in a JAR?
iris_of_ether: O_O
control_rig: Yuck
Nigouki: well that's awkward lore to include
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
Saxpython: NotLikeThis
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
EldarLuin: sarkNope
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control_rig: Kill 'em
saucemaster5000: I'm sure adam comes with a rod of lordly might
justthorne: well....if you want to call it that Adam, I won't stop you
Robot_Bones: comes standard issue
lochnessseammonster: of course you do
eric_christian_berg: ook ook
control_rig: ook ook EEEK
Sarah_Serinde: Good for us
justthorne: @saucemaster5000 great minds, LOL
Mysticman89: oh adam "cave banger" "jar man" Savidan
Mysticman89: cage even
electra310: Cave banger is different
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: this is just weird tbh
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
EldarLuin: "eyes"?
frank_the_great: This took a turn
ItsMeRST: f
zephyr5a: Are we being sued?
Haroldholmes25: A successful merchant? In here? Hmmmm
Haroldholmes25: Well he's cremated here, at least in theory.
CranstonSnord: from the Down Underdark
Kramburger: That's the best Aussies accent ever done.... and now it's gone
asthanius: Now Adam's a Dickensian urchin
thraximore: Sounds ethical, not even joking Must be better than using living bodies
TehAmelie: i think i'm hearing Gavroche
Nigouki: At least this book is aware of it's atrocities
thraximore: Honestly I love the idea of a necromancer that just uses them for contracting work
HorusFive: life, LIFE!
LunarJade: LIFE
HorusFive: LIFE!
x0den: Life
Zyme86: LIFE FROM KTHEXUS, its saturday night!
asthanius: L'chaim!
LadyLockwood92: Huh...these Wraiths must love board games/cereal (delete as appropriate)
thraximore: Thank you Paul
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Rhynerd: They’re joining a Life Cult.
Necronami: Step through the gate.. RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
OhaiMireiya: time for tea~
TehAmelie: the game book is surprisingly timed for commercial breaks
thraximore: If anything, it's a Reverse Cult: convincing a bunch of dead people to become alive
DeM0nFiRe: Whatever is through that gate, I wager stepping through without a free trial to Nord VPN would be unsafe
charlietrotter1: what up cat
v_nome: @charlietrotter1 vnomeCat
YeetTheRich_: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf
DeM0nFiRe: 🐱
Saxpython: I got an ad for ... paddle boats? What's the cross section of Twitch viewers who want paddle boats?
DeM0nFiRe: @Saxpython That venn diagram is a circle
asthanius: @Saxpython I mean, it *is* a stream
TheAinMAP: katesAir
YeetTheRich_: biggus dickus?
Saxpython: lol
OhaiMireiya: we're goin' in~
saucemaster5000: Horray, they hit the endgame!
JonnyGlitched: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:14:15.
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Oh, neat!
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
JonnyGlitched: Hey everyone! Glad I could catch today live!
notthepenguins: ok where did they get that much blood from though
control_rig: Does it?
Mysticman89: what if wraiths pee blood
asthanius: blood is just the pee of the heart
HorusFive: Bodily fluids- ranked
JonnyGlitched: bodies of blood tend to heal me in most games
SquareDotCube: very fluid ectoplasm
Haroldholmes25: get me a cup of that wraith's piss
shurtal: ectopissm
Vanbael: Wraith sits human down "Yes we pee..."
SquareDotCube: medieval ecto-cooler
JonnyGlitched: "well don't ask how I made dinner, son"
lirazel64: Hey, what's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?
JonnyGlitched: what if the reader doesn't know what an organ pipe? No google back then
notthepenguins: ok what did these bones come from
JonnyGlitched: *looks like
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shurtal: Shot through with beloved young adult novel Holes?
thraximore: This is metal AF. I love it.
JonnyGlitched: I member you dying here
Vanbael: This is a death metal album cover
lamina5432: that doesn't look like an island
lochnessseammonster: magic beans are kinda like fruit...
saucemaster5000: you've got those dangerberries
JonnyGlitched: I feel like fruit was the bad door
BusTed: 🕊️
mercano82: But when you're at the Olive Branch, you're family
thraximore: pick it just to see, we can always rewind LUL
Vanbael: I think the olivebranch will do...nothing...
couldntpickausername: olive branch
HorusFive: seabatCHOICE
JonnyGlitched: spear, just to be rebellious
asthanius: Should we hold you to that?
couldntpickausername chants 'olive branch' over and over agian
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
spethycakes: lrrFINE
thraximore: GOOD choice
ElementalAlchemist: just going right for it
Going_Medium: Paul is done with your BS :-)
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JonnyGlitched: +1 to your Resolution
asthanius: books don't have wishes
asthanius: do whatever
thraximore: The branch's ability is giving you the chance to look at more stuff
Sarah_Serinde: That, or the branch's magic let you stay long enough to investigate something else
Vanbael: Books don't have morals
ElementalAlchemist: It said "if you may investigate another item," right? So if something else said we couldn't then this isn't allowing us
JonnyGlitched: Yea you were Akira'd
empyreon: NOPE
BrowneePoints: "Long Filaments of Dermis" is a sentence I hope to never hear again
thraximore: TUBE
thraximore: Just sounds like a huge vein
Vanbael: fleshy tube is not something I wanted to hear
HorusFive: This is a real tonal shift here at the end
Haroldholmes25: mmm flesh curtains
RealGamerCow: fleshy tube and curtains of skin you say
JonnyGlitched: Curtains Of Skin the new hit single by... Who, chat?
BrowneePoints: There's layers of the Abyss like this
LadyLockwood92: The Icons of Sin?
Fruan: @JonnyGlitched Enya
JonnyGlitched: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Vanbael: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
Juliamon: Not the blood??
thraximore: Now THIS is necromantic architecture
BrowneePoints: Flesh Titan
thraximore: Thanks for saying it, Paul. I've been wondering
saucemaster5000: tetsuo? Kaneda?
DarkMorford: An Evangelion?
LadyLockwood92: Oh god, the country's a circle!
justthorne: @JonnyGlitched The Rolling Stones....I mean, that's what they are at this point.
JonnyGlitched: @Fruan I couldn't think of a metal enough band name, if only Graham was here
Vanbael: Captain Ghoul
jchinnock: the Dead Sea Scrolls were correct
JonnyGlitched: @justthorne LUL
JonnyGlitched: bad touch!
Mysticman89: that ghoul there caressing the back of his waist
JonnyGlitched: yeah uncomfort!
Boon_33: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
HorusFive: "Hello fellow undead. How's it going not being able to see beauty?"
LadyLockwood92: "Yar. I got two glass eyes."
notthepenguins: the WORM
LadyLockwood92: Oh. Worm?
itira: LUL
JonnyGlitched: I can't wait to see Adam put that voice to use in something more longform
empyreon: bork bork bork?
YeetTheRich_: mamma mia
Vanbael: from sweedish to itialian?
DarkMorford: Adam's learning a lot of new voices tonight! :P
asthanius: Do Canadian now Kappa
CaptinOfBeez: this is adams voice acting practice
empyreon: Your best is great, Adam. lrrSHINE
CaptainSpam: It's Count Floyd, back from the dead!
LadyLockwood92: Gregarious
JonnyGlitched: your non-spefific Central-Asia-esque general scoundrel is very good
LadyLockwood92: You get to be soup.
Vanbael: lrrHEART that entire thing was amazing adam
CururuGuasu: Part of the worm, part of the crew
gualdhar: great, more worms? are these Hive? where's Savathun?
HorusFive: As a counterpoint- WHY don't we want to drop the holy water and damage the construct?
notthepenguins: this does have a hive architecture vibe
Haroldholmes25: fleshed out you say?
CururuGuasu: It’s a Castlevania worm
asthanius: mmmmm moist breeze
Nemo_Rasa: remember to be aware of your skin
RealGamerCow: This book is turning into a Tool video
Vanbael: !findquote skin
LRRbot: Quote #1118: "I don't know what it tastes like, but it's not skin." —Graham [2015-11-16]
PharaohBender27: O_o
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
empyreon: lrrFINE
djalternative: The dead tend to group into barbershop quartettes
gualdhar: sirens are undead sometimes. banshee wails can sound like singing
CaptainSpam: I... yeah, I guess I suspected this? According to the first paragraph?
circusofkirkus: so we don't know beauty, but we know shitty songs?
asthanius: To the tune of "All the Small Things"
Saxpython: yeah Paul get 'em
SquareDotCube: "It's a dead world after all, it's a dead world after all..."
Haroldholmes25: The Bone Throne wheelerPog
Dog_of_Myth: Bone Throne!
HorusFive: Adam going to the Bone Throne
notthepenguins: of course circusofkirkus, they arent beautiful
Vanbael: this could be a decent metal track
notthepenguins: the BONE THRONE
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Fruan: B O N E T H R O N E
xantos69: Your free verse poetry slam is not impressing me.
Kramburger: Worm's Life, this is basic Boneanomics
CururuGuasu: Bone zone?
ButterBall000: Need BONE THRONE for Desert Bus
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Saxpython: Lol
Nemo_Rasa: the flesh grows . . . the bone throne
YeetTheRich_: is this an early version of bones in the ocean?
crono3453: The Bone Throne - Waterdeep's coldest new undead gentlemen's club
niccus: the bone throne is a little old place where we can get together
TStodden: That's EXACTLY what the Bone Zone needs! A Bone Throne!
Violentfrog: what? bone throne
Saxpython: The B-52s new album Efluvium
AbnormAnomaly: I once was playing a D&D campaign and my character got captured and strapped to a bone throne.
TehAmelie: we can craft a bone throne! well maybe next year
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Uzumaki15: Would you like to sit on, the bone throne?
BusTed: ::looks behind::
Diabore: why does the specter not just eat the other undead
notthepenguins: lmfao
empyreon: LUL AM I being chased?
asthanius: Why does the Specter, the most powerful of undead ghouls, not simply eat the other ones?
CaptainSpam: Well... damn, I didn't think of it before. AM I being chased by ghouls?
Fanklok: spray them like a bad cat oener
notthepenguins: moral dilemmas with adam
lochnessseammonster: yeah was thinking of that spray bottle PrideLaugh lrrPAUL
Violentfrog: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: we can just say he holds the holy water like someone holding the one thing in the entire universe that can hurt him
HorusFive: Isn't floating between two mirrors link being put in a jar?
asthanius: Ghosts have no body to be friends with
SquareDotCube: Ask Casper.
xantos69: Does James have friends? He died 5 years ago.
saucemaster5000: ghosts are chill
Haroldholmes25: @HorusFive yes
djalternative: Adam should be given a Philosophy show
crono3453: Oh man I love Portal
TStodden: Casper had uncles & living neighbors
frank_the_great: For Casper to be a friendly ghost he'd need friends
Haroldholmes25: Did not see that coming
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Mattmitchell45: You have been made a Wizard again!
niccus: absolutely
asthanius: Your body is invisble
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itira: sooooooooo
HorusFive: but can you walk around the inside of an undead worm?
notthepenguins: maybe the undead lack proprioception
niccus: you don't get to use hand-eye coordination
djalternative: if you're invisible truly, you're blind
mercano82: I don't loose coordination when in VR.
DeM0nFiRe: Ability to sense your own body parts is one of those senses that is real but isn't counted as one of the "5 senses"
empyreon: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: yeah THIS is stupid, beej walking around his house with his eyes cloed
AbnormAnomaly: close your eyes and touch your nose. Did it work? Yes? Then that is stupid.
notthepenguins: clearly you can't perceive yourself because you can't perceive beauty
CaptainSpam: I dunno, if my eyes were OPEN and I didn't see parts of my body out of the corners of my vision, that might be somewhat disorienting while I was walking.
notthepenguins: the secret is that you're gorgeous and don't know it
DeM0nFiRe: Proprioception is what it is called
asthanius: *informercial voice* "Are you being pursued by ghouls?"
ElementalAlchemist: dangit, asthanius, you were faster than me on the joke :P
ElementalAlchemist: good job
saucemaster5000: wow they made it to the end! Did not think they'd get there, good for them!
Violentfrog: bone throne
Athelgar: WHere has the specter gone, do do do, do do do
JonnyGlitched: Well the PC is dumb enough to *believe* they're clumsy for being in the dark
tsunamitear: hoi
HorusFive: seabatBRAIN
asthanius: fart cloud
JonnyGlitched: Clip it.
empyreon: Booooooooone Throoooooooooone
niccus: monstrous bone throne
JonnyGlitched: Send it to Graham.
Haroldholmes25: a really monstrous Bone Throne
crono3453: Get up on the bone throne, and ride it
Scrubbodiestobears: The bone throne is a monstrous place where liches get together
Haroldholmes25: Fan of the Monster Mash? Well have I got a sequel for you. Bone Throne.
CururuGuasu: Monsterous Bone Throne (TM)
JonnyGlitched: "I need to fight my dark nature... also help me kill something"
notthepenguins: bone throne
JonnyGlitched: Bone Throne™
xantos69: The "Bone Throne" sounds like the kind of chair you could find on a...specialty website.
HorusFive: seabatClap cancelled
Mattmitchell45: Gone Boney Gone
Fanklok: is this Specter part of your party when you were alive?
maxthefourth: !card throne of bone
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asthanius: bros before undead women in giant worm golems
TheExactSame: calperious way more interesting
Sarah_Serinde: She could be another ally...but I wouldn't count on it
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
notthepenguins: lmfao incredible
Vanbael: we found the tool album!
JonnyGlitched: a real 5head moment
YeetTheRich_: NO
Boon_33: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
itira: oh..
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
Saxpython: VoteNay
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: and the sky is a face too
notthepenguins: you didnt need to state the metaphor out loud.....
EldarLuin: sarkNope sarkNope sarkNope
empyreon: shubbaWhat
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
Vanbael: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
itira: how did that just get worse
Haroldholmes25: time to face our fears
crono3453: These pipes are...cleaaaaaaan!
Fruan: B O N E T H R O N E
lirazel64: I tire of monstrous uteri. It's lazy horror.
itira: ThRoBbInG
Boon_33: bone throne? where's Boneathan?
AbnormAnomaly: This book got horny fast.
CururuGuasu: Is more of a face throne
OhaiMireiya: faces have bones
empyreon: namedropping Orcus like that lrrBEEJ
Caffine1138: Welp. We all just lost The Game *sigh*
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like someone said as much in chat in a previous stream
notthepenguins: i love calperion
GhostValv: amazonBlasting
Fanklok: Quick throw the holy water
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
EldarLuin: Atomic Wedgie
notthepenguins: did he just fall into the sub ocean
DeM0nFiRe: Wowza
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Vanbael: hell yeah
empyreon: damn, Calperion was swole af
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
ElementalAlchemist: holy bus
62MGcobra: need another Calperion
empyreon: gdqRipUrn
HorusFive: HypeZap
incredulouspasserby: They might actually win this?
HorusFive: only needs 230 hits to kill you
lochnessseammonster: the one time we didn't turn into a wizard...
Mysticman89: completely destroys seems strong
Agl0vale: im so happy paul removed 12 from the dice faces
saucemaster5000: I can't believe he did it!
iris_of_ether: You zapped him for 40 point with a 5, so there's that
Mysticman89: the key to efficient dice friends is removing the dice
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Believe it.
empyreon: unihorn op, blizz plz nerf
BusTed: FBtouchdown
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
62MGcobra: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TehAmelie: got it in five!
helgridr: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Agl0vale: damn, paul reprogrammed 12 back in real fast, i respect it FBtouchdown
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LadyLockwood92: Damn! These Liches gay, good for them! Good for them!
Nemo_Rasa: it said you could also use your sword
saucemaster5000: If you don't get the stupid calperion ghost, there's just an option to tell the liches they betrayed each other and they both die.
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Haroldholmes25: 110 damage
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 Victory! lrrHORN
GhostValv: wow
DeM0nFiRe: lmao so you need to NOT find the helpful guy
notthepenguins: incredible lmfao
empyreon: Slandering Calperion like that, smdh
HorusFive: RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 Best book ever
notthepenguins: calperion is fucking rad so this is objectively cooler but also wow lol
BusTed: Sequel hook!
Diabore: not the bone throne!
Nigouki: wait, does that comment from the weasel means we've learned to not be a constantly self-critical disaster?
crono3453: Eh, flaccid bone thrones happen to everyone. It's perfectly normal
EldarLuin: walls of pain!
LaconicLad: whales of pain
TehAmelie: did we sink Waterdeep?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: from that day on, it was called "What WERE deep?"
electra310: I think marking this box is not good
Sarah_Serinde: Was D the one from when we did a bad thing? Yeah.... :D
empyreon: LUL
LadyLockwood92: Huh...
electra310: Secret ending is best ending!
TStodden: It's time for our FORMER life to pass before our eyes now...
Diabore: depends on how good the benefits offered by orcus are
YeetTheRich_: told you orcus ending was the good ending
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HorusFive: yeah, we met that guy. It was useless
Juliamon: That fucker
empyreon: pfffft
BusTed: I remember this.
YeetTheRich_: oh is this where we learn about corlo or whatshisname?
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Chulump: Wowza! Cool fellas! Neato! Haha!
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BusTed: Deuces
NotCainNorAbel: I hear mom calling...bye
LadyLockwood92: I have to go now, my planet needs me.
empyreon: Can confirm, have sister
Mattmitchell45: Pretty Sneaky Sis!
Scrubbodiestobears: i'm pretty sure i HAVE bubble hearthed and left my sister to die in wow before...
albatros064: i saw the lich / i opened up the crypt i saw the lich
circusofkirkus: like all good couples
asthanius: Enemies to lovers to enemies
NotCainNorAbel: sounds like mom and dad
saucemaster5000: At the beginning of the book, if you click on their ring you find out they're divorced
lirazel64: Therapyà
frank_the_great: Who hasn't been there before?
Mattmitchell45: She had vampire underlings?
notthepenguins: that was probably the woman we saw in the worm
TehAmelie: maybe you didn't meet any vampires that you knew :3
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah you saved the city, but you were a dick once
PharaohBender27: katesHype
TehAmelie: it just now occurred to me, that thing where they weigh your heart against a feather doesn't judge people for doing bad things, just important things
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
LadyLockwood92: Woo~!
PharaohBender27: I mean, still better than the last two books' endings . . .
electra310: Shouldn'ta stabbed that bad monster
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
HorusFive: FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown
LadyLockwood92: You alone!
saucemaster5000: that was the "bad" ending -- only one of the two staring characters can get the true ending. Its horse doodoo
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Wait, really?
LadyLockwood92: It didn't seem that bad.
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xantos69: Take my sub you D&D folks!
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electra310: What's the real good ending?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
lochnessseammonster: it would be beautiful writing if we could appreciate that...
lirazel64: Well done, team.
Fruan: @saucemaster5000 This book SUCKS
BusTed: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
electra310: Cheer200 Thanks for the story!
EldarLuin: Whooo!
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream PrideUwu
62MGcobra: and now next week those dnd nerds campaigns?
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
toenolla: how many pieces does the staff of lrr have?
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: lrrSHINE
JonnyGlitched: Thanks you so much Adam, Beej, and Paul!
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream folks ^^
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
lirazel64: I'd be Bl
LadyLockwood92: Are we redoing The Final Bug next?
lirazel64: I'd be better able to appreciate this if I weren't dead...
lochnessseammonster: miss some of the silliness of the others, but this was good :)
LadyLockwood92: Good choice.
electra310: I'm not sure we can handle the thickness of that wallet
PharaohBender27: And then, Alabaster Kingdom!
electra310: Oh yeah, looking forward to that one!
Juliamon: Hyped to see a changeling character!
empyreon: Heck yeah
icedsly: Cheer100
Agl0vale: adam real quick, where did you get that Gritty t-shirt? @LoadingReadyRun
PharaohBender27: Right!
lochnessseammonster: we have been spoiled for a while :P
BusTed: Was fun.
Agl0vale: :(
lirazel64: Not in Boston, that's for sure
saucemaster5000: cheers folks! Fun times
icedsly: @agl0vale Shibe vintage sports is where I got mined /shrug
icedsly: don't know if they still have it
EldarLuin: whoo! watch and play!
djalternative: Are we doing Pajama Sam on Let's Nope
Beleqwaya: ya that's deifnitely not far enough back lol
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
pipshardfour: Remember when we talked about SeaQuest earlier
lirazel64: MrDestructoid100
pipshardfour: Good times
62MGcobra: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS
HorusFive: lrrDOTS seabatBRAIN lrrARROW
Beleqwaya: Yay I got twice!
LadyLockwood92: Night folks ^^
Beleqwaya: Adam is a gracious overlord.
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: Understandable, lrrADAM :p
lirazel64: hot whiskey will fix that, Adam.
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62MGcobra: is this gonna end up in the youtube vid as well? lol
DeM0nFiRe: Jesus lol
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
EldarLuin: beesqu1Whut
icedsly: WutFace
Beleqwaya: Maybe Abraxa is actually a woman?
zephyr5a: this went from kinda domestic to definitely domestic very fast
Beleqwaya: Some of the medieval names ending in -a are feminine
62MGcobra: @Beleqwaya same voice
Mattmitchell45: The book has called Abraxa she a few times
lirazel64: No beauty, bad marriages... meh, that's not great.
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
EldarLuin: Night all!
Beleqwaya: Bye
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream
Nigouki: byeeeeeee
HorusFive: lrrDARK
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheDailyMapleSyrup: night
Phailhammer: cya :)
squirrellwolf: night all
PharaohBender27 sticks around for potential secret lrrPAUL message
EldarLuin: lol
couldntpickausername: Broke: waiting for MCU credit scene, Woke: waiting for Paul message
Boon_33 sticks around for that sweet sweet ad revenue.
BusTed: WutFace
PharaohBender27: O_o
EldarLuin: FootGoal
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks, Paul
electra310: I thought he was going to tell us not to think about our tongues
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Boon_33: goodnight Paul, goodnight chat.
Riandisa: Good night Paul
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
Electrodyne: nighty night
Nigouki: ok but noone still told me how to maintain my skin curtains
Amoxxycillin: t-thanks paul...
PharaohBender27: Look, if I have nightmares, I'm blaming you, lrrPAUL !
FenrisSchafer: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
Juliamon: Honestly, would be a welcome reprieve from my usual nightmares
Juliamon: which I could sum up last night's as "BoJack Horsemeat"
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Dang
Juliamon: which involved trying to flush butchered clone corpses down a clogged sewer system before anyone noticed
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon NotLikeThis
Juliamon: "hey Julia why are you so tired, you need to get more sleep" yes I do, but at what cost
PharaohBender27: Well, I hope you get a reprieve this evening lrrHEART
Juliamon: thank you, I hope so too