AnimeKitty: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
control_rig: Schwarbage Day!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
CAKHost: The title reminds me of a DS title called Clique: Dis and Make-up. I'd say story-wise it was the worst game I ever played. Gameplay-wise, very mediocre.
control_rig: OIh
ContingentCat: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #3191: "I'm going to have to start throwing more people in the garbage, I guess." —Beej [2016-08-10]
LarkSachrosis: Consider the lily...
Metric_Furlong: consider the day
Creideiki_SE: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Dared00: garbanzo bean day
control_rig: @Metric_Furlong I just looked up your name, and it means "201 Meters". Huh. Learn something new every day.
KakuEpsilon: @control_rig Wait, you mean it's not an European version of Longcat?!
Metric_Furlong: it rounds to 1/5th of a km, yes
GlennSeto: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
Saxpython: hey chat, what's good?
KakuEpsilon: This whole time, I thought you were just a very long and ropey cat. ;3;
KakuEpsilon: What's good? The garbage. It's fresh and stinky. :3
Metric_Furlong: Saxpython probably not all of the upcoming games
Saxpython: FBtouchdown VoteYea FBtouchdown
CAKHost: These taters and nuggies are good :)
Juliamon: A user can be both a long cat and a measurement
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon Are you certain?
Juliamon: Quite certain.
control_rig: Hey @Saxpython ... Vaccines? Vacation? Self care? Lots of good things out there. The games on the upcoming stream, not so much
Metric_Furlong: there's no rule that says they can't
KakuEpsilon: On the internet, everyone can tell you're a cat or not, but not if you're a dog
ContingentCat: katesLurk2
CAKHost: The internet is a silly place. Most likely anyone can be anything at once or none at all
Metric_Furlong: I'm sorry, but that's nowhere near obscure a reference enough for Chat Kappa
KakuEpsilon: I mean
KakuEpsilon: I'm hurt I think.
LarkSachrosis: Am I anything?
KakuEpsilon: I don't know that... rare of a reference
Garfman314: are we standing against the devil?
KakuEpsilon: @LarkSachrosis A... bird?
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
Metric_Furlong: you can be anything. although ideally you'd went to avoid being cardiac people
LarkSachrosis: @LarkSachrosis I think I'll need a couple more holes in my skull, but I would like to fly.
control_rig: !!!
Metric_Furlong: given the stream
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG katesAir lrrSIG
Dared00: SIGMAL
offbeatwitch: lrrSIG
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
devil_dan: We got signal.
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp vargVibe lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WE ARE LIVE
CAKHost: (Obviously you still have an existence. It's just how you define that existence online can be a lot of think but in general, should be good and kind to other people's existences)
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
NewtyNewts: OOh, I'm right on time!
control_rig: Let the Garbage begin!
CAKHost: Aka: don't be a jerk
Foxmar320: Hello
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
BrookJustBones: lrrGARBO
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RealLegitStreamer: Hurray for garbage day
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insanecat6mtg: Oooh. Here we go.
SalmirAeon: i almost forgot it was garbage day!
PotatoWraiths: let's goooooo
CAKHost: But that doesn't apply to the games coming up. Those are probably going to be jerks whether we want them to be or not
Foxmar320: Never forget garbage day
Foxmar320: It piles up
NewtyNewts: Are we gonna get more Tomatinos?
thesurfaceofthemoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
thesurfaceofthemoon: G-g-g-g-garbage day!? Zoinkies!
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GlennSeto: Dem good Road Quest tunes.
rocketjohn: hello chatspersons
CAKHost: @CAKHost Excellent addition! XD
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk2 katesLurk2 katesLurk2
Metric_Furlong: hello rocketjohn
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: hi RandomTrivia
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Jadenim: Garbage day!
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notthepenguins: Garbage day
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RandomTrivia: G A R B A G E D A Y
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notthepenguins: !
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Nigouki: Oh hay, it's that time of the fortnight!
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RadiantFalconGV: real TREYSH in the buliding tonite
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Mal2mad: bronzeHAI bronzeHAI
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fastlane250: Watch + Pizza
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embyrr_the_dragon: Almost 90 months of GARBAGE DAYS
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Excalibur_1867_: Garbage Day!!
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monsieur_squirrel: good morning and/or afternoon
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ARandomPlatypus: hey
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! Has everyone taken out the garbage? After all, it's GARBAGE DAY! :D
quasi79fu: Is it ....Can it be...Garbage Day???
ContingentCat: it is!
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insanecat6mtg: Yay! Three months of subbing to some of the greatest people on the internet!
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quasi79fu: Hang on i got to go get my garbage if it is
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mrlector: oooooh its Darbage Gay, let's Platch and Way!
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Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
RebekahWSD: Ah, I'm not late!
heyalexdaily: Garbage? In my day? More likely than you think!
Duffadash: Garbage day!
RadiantFalconGV: I mean, bad games
Solipsody: Days of Wine and Garbage. Ooh, speaking of wine, I'll be right back...
Lizardman175: Aww yiss, dat garbag
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DoodlestheGreat: IT'S GARBAGE DAY!
NightValien28: oh cripes almost forgot about garbage day, let me get my donuts
Vyous subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 50 months!
Vyous: Garbage Day!
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RandomTrivia: I hope Jimmy is doing ok
eric_christian_berg: Mole and Watch+Play! What a lovely, lovely day!
quasi79fu: what horrific nightmares is on the slate for today
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Drasvin: Time to stand against the garbage
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monsieur_squirrel: @themerricat right before I came here. midnight garbage!
ShaxxsExtMag subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
ShaxxsExtMag: First live Watch+Play!
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arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months, currently on a 67 month streak!
arcaneIllumination: Garbage day is best day!
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RadiantFalconGV: @quasi79fu uh trash
NimrodXIV: I almost forgot garbage day!
NightValien28: its 40 sec away, twitch didn't update the screen, thanks twitch
quasi79fu: Trash is always frightening
Foxmar320: I need Garbage Day after all the garbage I had to deal with yesterday
gralamin: imagine a game jam where we try to make games for garbage day
control_rig: @RandomTrivia I was about to say: I wonder what Jimmy is up to
Foxmar320: Bring me your garbage Graham!
FarronTheRed: It's Garbage Day my Dudes!
rangerboy87: Time for Garbage!
lord_wertornion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
lord_wertornion: Trash Time lrrGARBO
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fuzzy_died: Just made it
quasi79fu: Someday we will run out of garbage.....LOL
kusinohki: how many garbage themed games would there be for a w&p game jam??
StarlitGhost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
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twitch_xeo: Ready for an avalanche of garbage
RandomTrivia is prepared for garbage
RadiantFalconGV: the G in Garbage stands for Graham
Dmc3628: Garbage will continue until morale improves
TheAlanHeffley subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
TheAlanHeffley: T O I L E T S
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Violet__Violence: Holy fuck, I actually caught a watch and play live??
Violet__Violence: Hell ye
Foxmar320: :D
thesurfaceofthemoon: @quasi79fu I think you underestimate the tenacity of bad game developers.
quasi79fu: ahahahaha
Foxmar320: The garbage is LIVE!
deathjavu: ermagherd, I caught a live w+p for the first time in ages
SalmirAeon: It Begins!
dreaminginautumn: perfect timing
Violet__Violence: Aw yissss
RadiantFalconGV: in that Graham is foricing the garbage upon Alex
StarlitGhost: ooh I'm just in time
quasi79fu: yasssss
Brozard: vidstrBurn vidstrBurn vidstrBurn
RandomTrivia: lrrGARBO
FarronTheRed: @deathjavu Welcome to the trash!
quasi79fu: here we goooo
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Ready for Garbage Night.
gralamin: I want good developers to try and make a bad game
KDHofAvalon87 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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Foxmar320: Ehhhhhhh
quasi79fu: THe Subocean will be found
CastleOtranto: I laugh at Graham nodding in the background every time.
CaptainSpam: Wild Beard Graham in the intro!
eric_christian_berg: This is my favorite intro.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
DoodlestheGreat: Now, will they finish Tomato Way 3, or move on?
Violet__Violence: HIIII
WearingCats_CwC: Hello fronds
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
RandomTrivia: LUL
Styxseus: HahaShrugLeft Eeeeeey HahaShrugRight
Boon_33: FBtouchdown lrrSIG FBtouchdown
blip2004: @CastleOtranto same
Tom_Bruise: Watch Plus Play Equals Enjoy Times
DrPezzer: Hello lovely people
PotatoWraiths: lmao
DoodlestheGreat: HEWWO
RandomTrivia: PERFECT
aster_iskh: wooooo
deathjavu: the w+p intro is one of the earliest ones iirc, and it's perfect
Violet__Violence: lmao
ZeroArcana: time to trash talk!
jordorowsky subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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richard_ermen: Post-Monkey-Ism was a mistake.
aster_iskh: we're here!
devil_dan: Watch or Play
KV1NN4: dang graham nice hoody
34Witches: ???
aster_iskh: garbage day
themaskedpeanut subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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Simonark: Plotch and Whey!
DrPezzer: Seriously tho graham, I feel like I should know what's going on with that hoodie, help
Jadenim: Work first, then banana?
quasi79fu: Monkey HItman is apparently coming to Hulu
TheMerricat: And appro to the song just a heads up to anyone heading out north, Barkerville's season ended early this year due to COVID. Vendors and live programs are no longer running! But you can still visit them at !
NewtyNewts: The nature of monkey is irrepressible??
ChippTunes: I pinch, therefore I crab
GapFiller: The Nature of Monkey was Irrepressible!
xythrogar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
xythrogar: Taking my time on the long sauntering dance from monkey to crab to take out the trash!
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ContingentCat: ah the 90s (?)
Anubis169: oh boy!
MehallD: We're starting hot today then
t3h_f1gm3nt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
t3h_f1gm3nt: ayyyy i know im late to the party but im glad W+P is back in action! and a good number to resub on too
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coolbond: wait uncut ending?
v_nome: Heck yeah Drunken Master!
Anubis169: travCLINK manBRO
BusTed: It was abrupt.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok, my resub thing said it was 60 months LUL
werewolftuxedo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months, currently on a 51 month streak!
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SalmirAeon: welp, now i need to find this film
t3h_f1gm3nt: also i have this button
Anubis169: he's so good at acting really really drunk!
Foxmar320: LOL
Spacepup: Probably one of the top... 3? Kung Fu movies of all time
Foxmar320: hello Anubis169
Anubis169: Foxmar320 <3
Jmonkey49: great inspiration for Rock Lee from Naruto
adi_pie: Oh, so you're saying he dies and hallucinates the last ten minutes?
snowb0und subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
snowb0und: Yes Hi Hello
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FarronTheRed: Like you do...
narset6691: its garbage day!
RadiantFalconGV: I remember vaguely seeing that with my dad a long time ago
Foxmar320: oh wow
v_nome: Oh wow, I've never seen that
DigitalSeahorse: don't do what Jackie Chan don't does
frankscx: as I consume more alcohol, I certainly think my martial arts prowess is increasing ...
control_rig: Woooooow
Violet__Violence: wooooooowwww
Anubis169: v_nome: It's a must-watch
richard_ermen: That sounds AMAZING
fastlane250: lrrWOW
coolbond: how does the full ending goes?
FarronTheRed: Wow, that is a wow.
Tom_Bruise: that sounds almost as wild as the ending to the Disco Godfather
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Boon_33: that sounds like a more accurate ending.
kenohki2: Yup Alex introduced me to that
TheThromborax: WHAT are you talking about?
TehAmelie: almost every day i'm happy i gave up drinking
Anubis169: HUH!?
DigitalSeahorse: RIP White Guy
Violet__Violence: awww
Anubis169: noooooooooooooo
v_nome: @Anubis169 I've seen the movie, love it to bits. Just never that end scene
RandomTrivia: Aww
BlindProphet32 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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Spacepup: The Jet?
BusTed: Oh wow.
cmdrud87: aawww, that scene was awesome
ContingentCat: lrrAWW F
FarronTheRed: Rough day!
Karvamammutti: Oh, man! It's been a while since I caught you streaming the worst games! I'm glad to be here!
TotallyNotaBeholder: He was good, that's a real shame
insanecat6mtg: I remember that fight. Very good and actually pretty emotional to watch.
Violet__Violence: y'don't say
DigitalSeahorse: F Brad
nervoushair: that is what i neeeed
ArdCollider: (if you've been hesitant to go see Shang-Chi in person but want to see it: November 12th on D+)
RandomTrivia: HAH
Izandai: Inconceivable!
control_rig: The devil you say
evilspoons983: City Hunter is amazing
quasi79fu: and Graham breaks
PixelArtDragon: Jackie Chan? Silly?!
kdefinition: he becomes Chun Li!
v_nome: City Hunter is great
BusTed: That was a weird one.
Foxmar320: wow
Solipsody: @Spacepup That's Benny Urquidez. Still alive as far as I know.
adi_pie: Oh right, I remember that scene
RadiantFalconGV: ok so what were's saying is that one of the games today is Jackie Chan: Fists of Fire
coolbond: im boycotting jackie chan movies, i dont like his attitude about hong kong
GapFiller: Jackie Chan as Chun Li
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I just watched Crime Story, which was a very unexpected dramatic police movie for Jackie Chan.
TheMerricat: Brad Allen was his name
TheOtherTrevor: As one does
nervoushair: as you do
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: As you do
KevinTheShark: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:20.
ContingentCat: as you do
GapFiller: thats all anyone remembers abt that movie
Violet__Violence: as one does
evilspoons983: my friend showed me that in like 1996 and I knew nothing about Hong Kong cinema, it was a a trip
Izandai: @coolbond Entirely reasonable.
Foxmar320: Nice
Nigouki: soooooo, is Jackie Chan filmgraphy the next podcast series?
ArdCollider: Benny "the Jet" Urquidez! John Cusack's sensei!
Masslost: and in other things did you see the news about Elvira?
theleerm: nice
kdefinition: The constant "City Hunter!" cuts
FarronTheRed: Off Topic I am Sorry, Graham, what is your shirt and hoodie? I see designs but I can't make out designs....
insanecat6mtg: Oh! That movie is hilarious!
GlennSeto: That only happened to me once, but I heard it was common in the 80s
272 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
34Witches: bitten by a radioactive arcade machine
quasi79fu: belch with tea??
ContingentCat: what kind of tea?
Anubis169: jebus that mic's so good i can smell that from here
AnimeKitty: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
cheekynuttybuns: glad you belched off camera
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE
Wolfstrike_NL: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
RaklarLS: Cha
NewtyNewts: Leavebags!
GapFiller: SERGE RAID sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Metric_Furlong: the Brew Crew have arrived
TheElrad: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
fastlane250: healthy belch
Ritaspirithntr: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
KakuEpsilon: Ah yes, City Hunter, the movie based on an Anime.
SergeYager: oh hai <3
StreetRach subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
StreetRach: Oh hai there
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Foxmar320: Welcome raiders
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
Barb4rian: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
ExachixKitsune: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart
Fantusta: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
iSmartMan1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
iSmartMan1: Garbage day!
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KevinTheShark: What's crackin
AnimeKitty: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
DiamondMX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
DiamondMX: I'm pro-belch.
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ContingentCat: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
RandomTrivia: The Brew Crew is here to witness G A R B A G E
theghostwiththemost: hi
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Boon_33: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
SeiichiSin: Hello! I'm excited for garbage day!
quasi79fu: youllll neeed that caffeine
Tom_Bruise: the gaseous, gaseous substance, known as tea
rangerboy87: Hey it's a Serge
KevinTheShark: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Tailswave lucidLove lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
Drasvin: It's a raid! madame13Panic
Juliamon: FarronTheRed The hoodie is from PAX Online
FarronTheRed: Yes, coffee please!
quasi79fu: Nightmares are comin
KakuEpsilon: Hiii Coffee Crew!
serramarkov: Yay!
CAKHost: From beaver to garbage
RebekahWSD: I was just showing my husband the EverJane watch+play, and then got the notification so came here for new!
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Chesul: Garbage day!
Solipsody: I'm drinking a beer with coffee in it. Does that count?
ExachixKitsune: Overflowing with love :3
omdorastrix subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
omdorastrix: Toilet Games... Yeah
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FarronTheRed: @Juliamon THANK YOU
Telarra_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
Telarra_: can't believe it's GARBAGE DAY
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KakuEpsilon: sergeHeart sergeSip
ypsilonkappa subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
ypsilonkappa: 8? that's almost sub babby, we're still counting those?
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RaeTheBear: ,
Anubis169: :P
malacorath: with the state of its servers atm, any chance of Destiny 2 on this stream?
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Asenath_Darque: Have a good stream, folks! enjoy your garbage!
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coolbond: honestly Jackie drank the china koolaid completely and i frankly cant stand it
t3h_f1gm3nt: im still gotta catch up on tomato way 3
Violet__Violence: oh no
DoodlestheGreat: All the coffee and Graham is drinking TEA? tweakHS
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Izandai: @Anubis169 Cursed. Cursed in the best way.
quasi79fu: OH nooo
Foxmar320: YESSS
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TimIAm: Hot damn!
TheAinMAP: Oh man.
eric_christian_berg: YES!
GlennSeto: BLESS!
GhostValv: oh great
quasi79fu: OH gahd
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Metric_Furlong: uh oh
Drasvin: Tomato spread?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Zappeljakob subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 42 month streak!
Zappeljakob: 42! I feel that there is something I should associate with this....
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Pteraspidomorphi: That's very W+P
control_rig: A return to form
t3h_f1gm3nt: you know, the thing that spawned this show
cheekynuttybuns: TEMPLE OS
Snowcookies: oh my
notthepenguins: ah yes
WearingCats_CwC: hooray!
Boon_33: o noes
ContingentCat: ah maybe satire
Dmc3628: like Prayer Warriors
RandomTrivia: This can only be a RIDE
cgwonder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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quasi79fu: The savoirs wuhhht
Violet__Violence: good
ChrisGMiller: Serge to Watch and Play. Twitch is offering support for that tonal whiplash
NewtyNewts: Are we off to visit Noah again? Please?!
KeytarCat: Legend of Zelda?
TheOtherTrevor: Back to our roots
Anubis169: Izandai: It's the best maxwell house ad
KeytarCat: oh
rixtonsnek: Greetings
Admiralmatt: wait did i miss one?!!
Vyous: Please let there be voice acting
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
BillTheCat: I'm ready for garbage
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eric_christian_berg: Spoilers!
quasi79fu: Im scared
notthepenguins: another point of the Garbage Day Polygon
GhostValv: FBtouchdown ... ?
thesurfaceofthemoon: G-sus
RandomTrivia: And apparently Windows Defender
TimIAm: This F O N T
RaeTheBear: natsuRaid natsuHype natsuCryl,
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, LITERALLY the Saints
NimrodXIV: le gasp
34Witches: race me Jesus!
betazed15: Oh god....I really hope this isn't a throwback to my childhood horror stuff
nervoushair: back to BASICS
Snowcookies: the lion is jesus
KeirenH: oh, its been a while, I recognize this font
quasi79fu: oh the devils market
richard_ermen: Time for jeeeeeebus!
Mordin_Solus_Sings: It all went downhill after Beesus
Solipsody: Cheats!
Anubis169: Microtransactions!?
Pteraspidomorphi: You should click cancel on those network prompts, they want to listen not connect
Izandai: DON DRAPER???
ContingentCat: Don draper?
RandomTrivia: LUL
IbunWest: Oh i know this one
BusTed: Sure.
accountmadeforants: "The Gang Does A Heresy"
TheAinMAP: ?
LarkSachrosis: Had hopes Time Ramesside updated again at some point
Astra7525: wat
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Violet__Violence: okie doke then
deathjavu: the devil's market is where you pay microtransactions
Prop_PT: Ill take 3
Anubis169: well microtransactions are th. devil...
PixelArtDragon: Thank you for clearing that up Graham, here I thought this was a game about Shabbtai Tzvi
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: this already feels too well done to be serious
RandomTrivia: I don't have anywhere to store a Don Draper...
betazed15: I'm...concerned.
Tom_Bruise: You buy that and Amazon will deliver a live-size Jon Hamm figurine to your house
quasi79fu: Oh dear heavens
Fanboy_of_Bolas: right on time for GARBAGE
Izandai: I'M SORRY
GlennSeto: I mean, Don Draper is very much for sale.
rixtonsnek: That's... not what he said
Dmc3628: this font oh boi
Anubis169: LOL
evilspoons983: isn't this "onward christian soldiers"
quasi79fu: we started offf with a winner
EOstby: That is a movie quote.
SeismicLawns: wait a sec
adi_pie: This already has more production value than I expected
Foxmar320: omg
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh this is already amazing
TheAinMAP: Waiiiit a minute.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Would you prefer they used Thriller Graham?
coolbond: graham? ANTS come marching in?
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, I think we're in "tongue in cheek" territory.
Boon_33: are they about to go door to door doing yard work?
arcaneIllumination: Yeah, this is definetly not serious.
nervoushair: good. so good.
tajessa: oh my god I think I like this
GlennSeto: Where you there?
DiamondMX: Yeah, he said "I'll be back!"
offbeatwitch: this is great
Tom_Bruise: Obi-Wan was basically Jesus
FarronTheRed: Oh no. I just got done with a pretty intense book exploring how people interpret the Bible. I am sure this will slot in well with all that...
rocketjohn: This song is about the Ark
Foxmar320: Off to a good start here
SpacePotato01: Vegeta?
SirMorek: I like the runic font
jonnykefka: *record needle scratch*
Izandai: holy shit PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: royalty free music, maybe?
LarkSachrosis: I mean if Jon Hamm wants to hang out I'm available this weekend.
fastlane250: Off to a roaring start
betazed15: Oh no...
BrindleBoar: he would have, if he had a lightsaber
TehAmelie: i think you can tell how many degrees of irony they are on by how many syllables they put in "Jesus", but it's a really fine line
Snowcookies: why
NimrodXIV: and Jesus said"WTF"
Violet__Violence: that went in a different direction than i was expecting lmao
Simonark: What if I only want to lease Don Draper?
Thomas: the WASPS go marching in
AbnormAnomaly: Man now we know who the fake bible fan is.
ContingentCat: ok good, not genuine
Tangsm: And then Jesus found out about glass ceilings.
RandomTrivia: Oh it is most certainly garbage day LUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this *LITERAL* Saints Row?
ArdCollider: I hope my neighbor's speech therapist is enjoying Alex's challenges to her client's hearing.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I feel like they took some pages from the Shrek opening and I'm down for it
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Dmc3628: and lo, Jesus proclaimed W.T.F
heyalexdaily: Is... this the Dalek font?
KV1NN4: this art is actually really good...unexpectedly good
betazed15: Minus the blue peen
DigitalSeahorse: Stand Against the Jesus
Jmonkey49: it's actually Johnny Comes Marching Home
RaklarLS: Doc NY
Violet__Violence: that's good
Pinwiz11: Why was "When Jesus Was Marching Home" playing?
quasi79fu: oh heavens please spare my sanity
SeismicLawns: ok this is more ok with the lack of authenticity
coolbond: is it just me that heard graham say ANTS come marching in??
RaklarLS: Miracle In Progress is very strong
Brozard: Miracle progress bar
Tom_Bruise: Do you guys do request? I feel like you should do "Fight of Gods"
TemporallyAwry: this is delightfully heretical PrideLaugh
RaklarLS: it's MIPing!
Solipsody: I feel like this is probably not going to read the levels of "Wait, what?" as You Testament just because this is explicitly in on the joke.
deathjavu: timed, too
LurkerSpine: ominous timer
Naarius: Oh... I've played this
TehAmelie: is it a Titan Quest mod?
Boon_33: O think developer must get alot of hate mail.
adi_pie: Ah, it's Pikmin.
Pteraspidomorphi: Tactical fighter?
SpacePotato01: Turn one of them into a hatchery
nervoushair: this is far too well made to be sincere
battlebreeches: Oh is it garbage day?
Zappeljakob: quick, your running out
CururuGuasu: It’s a pikmin?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This pikmin mod is weird
battlebreeches: Hype
Lunareclipse123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
Lunareclipse123: It's Garbage day!
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BusTed: is this a pikmin
DarkNacht: So Jesus resurected because God locked him out?
Izandai: The production quality here is much greater than I was expec–okay nevermind this is more in line with what I expect from this show.
quasi79fu: Where is LIs Nas X singing Oldtown Road
Karvamammutti: Literally best game ever.
ContingentCat: is that your money tree?
RaklarLS: Oh, it's christian Ohklos, i see!
Thomas: It's called "Aramaic," GRAHAM
Anubis169: Why's one of the party stumbling like a zombie?
Boon_33: time is running out
Foxmar320: Good engrish
GlennSeto: Wololo intensifies...
KeirenH: its counting down, not up so thats either time til lose, or time til romans
FarronTheRed: Wait I've heard this soundtrack in some free market . . .
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Violet__Violence: oh nooooo
eric_christian_berg: Is this 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' but with the Bible.
richard_ermen: Romans Reign?
RandomTrivia: OH YES
evilspoons983: great way to start out a game, just smash cut to some sort of timer without explanation
Anubis169: They have no pathing!
RatekStormcrow: romain eunt domus
BloodnBullets: there is no pathfinding here either
tajessa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
tajessa: Hooray! It's always good to start my day with some garbage!
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flouncy_magooo: Romani eunt domus
rocketjohn: The romans they are to go home
Metric_Furlong: pathing
NewtyNewts: Pathfinding? What path?
KevinTheShark: Ah good. there's no pathfinding
cmdrud87: Point of order, I think it's a faux- greek font
CAKHost: Oh no they
iSmartMan1: Go home Roman
Intrepid_Colin: Hey chat sorry to bother, but does anyone know how to resubscribe with amazon prime? It’s not showing for me.
Mangledpixel: people called Romans they go the house?
KeytarCat: Romans go home-ans
thesurfaceofthemoon: early Christianity, the RTS game, if historically accurate will have a pretty serious difficulty curve
CAKHost: Oh no they're dumb
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Someone couldn't figure out Unity's navmesh
Boon_33: welcome to the cult, i love you.
Tangsm: After the previous conversation, I can only assume they're incredibly drunk.
MyBuddySuperfly subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
MyBuddySuperfly: "stand up against the devil! watch and play!"
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GhostValv: dumb as flock
quasi79fu: ahahahahaha lost one of them
blip2004: strong start today
LarkSachrosis: Can you update layout so Jesus can stare Chats soul?
Violet__Violence: oh my god lmfao
Foxmar320: :D
NimrodXIV: lol
TehAmelie: four disciples and 120 seconds left. this is the hard mode gospel huh
control_rig: Hah!
TheThromborax: that one disciple has infinite swagger
PixelArtDragon: "Sand people ride single file to hide their numbers"
notthepenguins: they walk in single file to hide their numbers
betazed15: Your one lad back there may have had a stroke, his leg is doing a concernin gthing
notthepenguins: dangit pixelartdragon
DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine
BloodnBullets: is this lemmings?
Solipsody: Go around!
jonnykefka: pathfinding in a watch+play game...yeah this is about what I'd epxect
Karvamammutti: Always look on the bright side of life. *whistles*
Boon_33: what is graham singing?
quasi79fu: and he was abandoned into the wildernesss
deathjavu: omg now they're permanently split by garbage pathfinding and bad terrain
ContingentCat: welp goodbye that guy
Violet__Violence: no that would make sense
CAKHost: "When we ask for your help, Lord, we weren't kidding. :C"
eric_christian_berg: lrrGRAHAM
Simonark: Judea looks like Cornwall
PixelArtDragon: @notthepenguins It's the hivemind
Pinwiz11: what's the path, tell me what's a happening?
coolbond: bad pathing more like no pathing
TheMerricat: @Intrepid_Colin There is a chance your prime sub isn't ready to be reused yet, you should be able to see when it renews in the subscription screen. otherwise no clue
Anubis169: ok so we're searching for a burning bush
KeirenH: the way they move, and abruptly stop and start, reminds me of the "zombies" in Inside
quasi79fu: why are they lookin for a burnin bush???
Anubis169: zombieland
Thomas: CHA CHA
TehAmelie: is he the J man?
thesurfaceofthemoon: I think he's doing a dance move
Izandai: Oh his leg is FUCKED
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
PixelArtDragon: Oh they're LEPERS!
Foxmar320: Can we get that man a hover board
RebekahWSD: It has been so long since I watched that movie and it unlocked deep memories, thank
Izandai: what
FarronTheRed: Commentary? Not in MY Religion! ;-)
quasi79fu: helllo???phone calll???
ContingentCat: um
betazed15: uuummmmm
MAPBoardgames: T-pose for dominance
Foxmar320: Incoming call from Jesus
NightValien28: oh good a religious game
Saintnex: Okay, this game is great lol
Anubis169: incoming call from the divine, please press 1 and don't hang up!
Boon_33: it's a miracle, he can walk!
PrincessOphiuca: press to hang up really makes this
JadedCynic: did God just text his worshipers?
JoeyGeko: he doesnt want to summond the sandworms of arrakis
betazed15: Exqueeze me...
DigitalSeahorse: tootYelp
Foxmar320: Do you accept the charges?
quasi79fu: The evil empire??? The Sith Empire???
Zappeljakob: Heaven is Collapsing? That's concerting
DiamondMX: Skype call symbols, LOL
Pinwiz11: Dear Followers, I wish to inform you about your cart insurance policy
CanvasWolfDoll: it probably says something that i assumed graham was singing a primary song...
Violet__Violence: esscuse?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: watch and play keeps accidentally finding amazing games
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
ArkhamArchivist: oh dear
KevinTheShark: Ring Ring. Get Crunk!
cisco236: sorry i cant right now... jesus is calling
LarkSachrosis: If it's importatn they'll leave a message
rangerboy87: New Worship...who dis?
Masslost: so this game was released on steam so you can get your religion on the go
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CAKHost: Only one of them is praying?
GlennSeto: You can hang up on god?!
Thomas: Send The Holy Ghost to Voicemail
ContingentCat: I think so
Anubis169: I like your call is being timed
richard_ermen: Wait...isn't it WORSHIPPER instead of WORSHIPER?
Zalbaag: Do we get Biblical Angels?
Tomthek: How’s the pathing in your game? “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
nervoushair: suuuper blasphamy
Solipsody: "You must gather His Kingdom before venturing forth."
mr_presidentman: you can hang up on god
richard_ermen: Are we instead wor-shiping"?
CAKHost: Oh I just saw the one with the arm out stretch
PixelArtDragon: At least we know the "overt antisemitism" is probably not going to drop at some point
keroan0: Has anyone gnashed their teeth in real life?
ChrisGMiller: it's more heretical than blasphous.
Zappeljakob: what is the worshipper on the left doing?
CrazyZonie: Which game is this?
quasi79fu: dammit dave get offf the line
Jmonkey49: Romani Ite Domum
TotallyNotaBeholder: Blaspha me, blaspha you, blaspha every body in the room
JadedCynic: don't do that while he's drinking, Graham! :D
SpacePotato01: Is this just a very elaborate timing attack?
Izandai: I'm curious what happens when the timer hits 0.
quasi79fu: wtf
quasi79fu: LOL
Violet__Violence: bye????
cisco236: wat
CAKHost: Uhhh
coolbond: dun dun dun don du dun du dun dun
MyBuddySuperfly: whoops
WearingCats_CwC: ok
tajessa: whaaaaaaaat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is God Holy Ghosting us?
bytecaster: The fluff?
NimrodXIV: RIP The Fluff
ContingentCat: welp
thesurfaceofthemoon: Jesus has sun glasses now
Foxmar320: oh goooood
wildpeaks: "this isn't a place of honor, there are no romans here"
Anubis169: ohh dude it's an obstacle course!!
Izandai: Rocks fall two fifths of your party dies.
Violet__Violence: rip
Foxmar320: :D
NightValien28: carrie, eliphaz noooooooooo
quasi79fu: ahahahahaha
MyBuddySuperfly: fin
eric_christian_berg: I mean, it seems like as valid an interpretation as prosperity gospel.
Pinwiz11: asdfgadfghasdfg
GhostValv: gg
quasi79fu: Fin
LarkSachrosis: A former minister of mine always said "wailing and gnashing of teeth" like a pirate. I liked him.
QuietJay: lol
NightValien28: LUL
richard_ermen: xD
KBKarma: Watch out for snakes!
Thomas: Got JOB'D, son
thesurfaceofthemoon: Is jesus' face your health indicator?
cisco236: what is this ?
t3h_f1gm3nt: this makes god cry LUL
KevinTheShark: Oh HECK YES
evilspoons983: HA
RaklarLS: "This makes god cry."
NimrodXIV: Alex made god cry
MyBuddySuperfly: "this makes god cry"
ani_laurel: oh, I picked the perfect time
NewtyNewts: Just pick the right one!
nervoushair: you chose... poorly
Pteraspidomorphi: This is aggressively silly
betazed15: Miracle in progress....yes!
DarkNacht: The narrow path
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: holy shit Jesus face
Boon_33: you made god cry
Solipsody: Oh, it's Oregon Trail!
RageDeRuin: the savior game
Jadenim: That’s religion!
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
RebekahWSD: I...
ContingentCat: that's bible times for you, a lot of meaningless death
BloodnBullets: so its like lemmings
MrTheWalrus: what
coolbond: when will darth vader arrive?
NightValien28: miracle in progress
Neddy471: I mean... it's not NOT blasphemous.
GhostValv: wait is this just lemmings
GlennSeto: Alex, you made God cry.
eric_christian_berg: Biblical escort quest. Awesome.
Pinwiz11: It's Jesus Lemmings!
Anubis169: it's Fall Guys with apostles!!
Nigouki: is this MXC but with death and Jesus?
JadedCynic: oh, so it's Lemmings, but religious?
CAKHost: Is this a trial set forth from God?
Foxmar320: Checkpoints? In THIS?
elah806: OH it's not an RTS it's Unfair Platformer
richard_ermen: So...try and error your followers forth?
muondecay: "I would like to discuss your eternal worship and/or your car's expired warranty"
adi_pie: In their defense, I am also very stupid when it comes to directions.
KeirenH: they are "guided by their faith"
quasi79fu: Gahd callls again
LarkSachrosis: Christianity, what a beginners trap amirite?
Karvamammutti: Jesus squad goals.
Astra7525: what are the orbs you can collect?
kusinohki: lemmings apostles??
PixelArtDragon: Wait, that's not even the same bible!
covo375: New clan who dis?
BrindleBoar: F
quasi79fu: death comes for us allll
MyBuddySuperfly: isengard???
cisco236: they can run !
Izandai: what the fuck is this game
SnackPak_: This is what it sounds like, when god cries
ani_laurel: ah yes, Isengard
NewtyNewts: Isengard?
RageDeRuin: if this stream isn't used in the next highlights reel I will be very very sad
JessKay: to isengard?
Pteraspidomorphi: The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits
Anubis169: to Isengard!?
Jadenim: Graham, when you call God can you get straight to retention?
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kSilhouetteTom mst3kSilhouetteJoel mst3kSilhouetteCrow
Rhynerd: And Jesus got sunglasses now
MikoKisai: maybe getting them stuck behind the rock is the *right* strategy
Izandai: @Anubis169 To Isengard!
RaeTheBear: natsuMeltdown <3 natsuMeltdown <3 natsuMeltdown natsuOhno natsuDinkdonk BibleThump natsuMeltdown natsuMeltdown <3 natsuOhno natsuMeltdown <3 BibleThump natsuDinkdonk natsuDinkdonk natsuMeltdown BibleThump natsuOhno natsuOhno natsuOhno
frostownik: ok so Fall Guys but it's Fall of Man
SpacePotato01: gotta learn proper micro and get up your APM
TheThromborax: so it's Lemmings?
quasi79fu: cat???
Foxmar320: wat
BloodnBullets: to be fair, from what i can tell of the gameplay, the lack of pathfinding is explicitly intentional
twitch_xeo: That Jesus avatar in the background behind Alex
nweasel: Oh it's the Google Talk sound effect...
Neddy471: MEEM, it's like Beaker doesn't have lips.
NightValien28: is jesus wearing sunglases?
GlennSeto: Fall Guys is getting some odd cross-promotions these days...
Foxmar320: Did Jesus just meme at us?!
Crad0k: is that the gtalk sound?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh is this that god game again?
Anubis169: it really is Fall Guys with Apostles
RaklarLS: oh no, it's that cat with the eye infection
nweasel: @Crad0k Yes it certainly is.
adi_pie: Wait. This music sounds really familiar.
CAKHost: Are you sending meme's to Jesus?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Violet__Violence: what the fuuuuck
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf
RandomTrivia: Sending emoji and stickers
FarronTheRed: So much blasphemy. *munches popcorn*
LittleVesuvius: uh, is my stream screwwing up?/
Anubis169: LOL
quasi79fu: Omg
Violet__Violence: BYE
RandomTrivia: LUL
cisco236: what is this sad meme garbage ?
GhostValv: gg
LittleVesuvius: i can only see offline
RandomTrivia: Welp
quasi79fu: world is evil
keroan0: Jesus would meme, we all know it
RedRaptor: Would those be considered sacred texts?
Tomthek: Is Jesus sporting the People’s Eyebrow rn?
DigitalSeahorse: hahaha
Pinwiz11: aaaaaa
RobocracyNow subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: this game is AWESOME
Anubis169: and you're still timed
SalmirAeon: speedrun time
KBKarma: Jesus, save me! - Tom
iSmartMan1: Wouldn't it be hilarious if those messages were from the dev?
MortifiedPenguins: abes oddysey but jesus
fuzzy_died: Jesus gains sunglasses
eric_christian_berg: Let's speedrun the New Testament.
nervoushair: boshii jesus
KeytarCat: They're all time bonuses?
Thomas: I'm getting Cool Pastor Vibes from this game
ninjitsumonkey subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
ninjitsumonkey: oh Garbage Day, that reminds me to take out the trash
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MAPBoardgames: double-click simulator
Anubis169: wahahahaha
Garfman314: is this lemmings, or i wanna be the guy?
Foxmar320: What kind of Prince of PErsia BS is this
quasi79fu: wtf???
RandomTrivia: LUL
Izandai: This game is HORSESHIT
Boon_33: lol
Longfang91: The penitant
ContingentCat: ah historical buzzsaws
Electrodyne: Tajiri!
Karvamammutti: This is beautiful.
betazed15: That scream brings my such joy
CrazyZonie: This tis a silly game. I don't think I'll buy it
GhostValv: those trees aren't up to code
ani_laurel: This is soooo bad
quasi79fu: what kind of weird helll is that
Anubis169: Prayer Warriors, eat your heart out
RageDeRuin: LMFAO
TehAmelie: something something path of righteousness
cisco236: i love it
SirMorek: insufficient penitence!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Longfang91: penitant
LittleVesuvius: my stream would not load normally until I reset the entire thing ugh
bytecaster: What if RTS, but only the pathing problems?
JustNotAFox: what did I just come into
tajessa: but Jehovah starts with an I!
ChrisGMiller: The penitent man shall kneww before god ... TREEE!!!!
Masslost: ok, all this needs is "what if god was one of us" playing it would complete the vibe for sure
Karvamammutti: I feel more enlightened already.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game is bad and amazing
Izandai: This is AMAZING
NimrodXIV: as Jesus once said, WTF
Foxmar320: This is amazing
Gizmoloid: @LoadingReadyRun Can you double click and hold the mouse button instead of clicking constantly?
KeirenH: man, the romans really were technically advanced
TalpTheScot: are we going to hell now?
RandomTrivia: Somebody call Adam, we're gonna need a clean take of "THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS"
SilentOptimist: is that the Dogma game!
quasi79fu: just go calll someone else Gahd
DigitalSeahorse: katesNo kaytsHaha
Tom_Bruise: buzzsaws; the devil's top
DoodlestheGreat: This game is awesome.
Snowcookies: lmao
SpacePotato01: Must have been one of the plagues that didn't make it out of beta in time.
Solipsody: This HAS to be an existing game somebody smeared Jesus all over, right?
ani_laurel: I at least understood what Prayer Warriors was doing. This is just weird
RaklarLS: this feels like a game jam made by the guys who do Serious Sam. Similar humour D:
Boon_33: I think Alex is right about the Indiana Jones inspiration
PrincessOphiuca: This can't possibly be a bad game
Pteraspidomorphi: Croteam?
Gekyouryuu: hello friends. off topic, but I just found out Elvira came out, and I think that's super rad
GlennSeto: Do we have a Becky among our followers?
PharaohBender27: Did we finish Tomato Way 3 at the start, or did we decide to put that off for another episode?
LarkSachrosis: What's this game called?
Foxmar320: omg
RadiantFalconGV: @PrincessOphiuca well I hate to disappoint you
Violet__Violence: wat
Simonark: In the knockoff Norse alphabet Jehovah starts with an O
PharaohBender27: katesWot
LittleVesuvius: w what
ContingentCat: katesWot
DiamondMX: The earth is flat, just like Steve back there.
WearingCats_CwC: Lucky for whom?
RandomTrivia: @Simonark LUL
LittleVesuvius: why is the earth luckily flat
ContingentCat: new dude
Foxmar320: hahahahaaaa
quasi79fu: wow
Izandai: wow
TheThromborax: "fortunately, we're idiots"
JessKay: epic!
notthepenguins: "dont ignore me i've been killed"
Anubis169: Sepic Savior?
Foxmar320: S Rank!
Violet__Violence: this game sure is
DarkNacht: S rank!
MAPBoardgames: Super Meat Apostles
Longfang91: Oh my fucking god
Solipsody: Resurrection!
Boon_33: S class
JadedCynic: @RaklarLS they're not so bad at game design
LittleVesuvius: what is this
MrTheWalrus: There's a giant buzzsaw for no reason, but at least the earth is flat?
ltkAlpha: what is this?! :D
richard_ermen: this a mobile game?
kusinohki: did the holy grail bring the dead guy back to life?
rocketjohn: Sepic Saviour
tajessa: this is so stupid and I think I love it
notthepenguins: so i think the idea is that we are god ctually
PixelArtDragon: I feel like this was meant to troll people who play religious games
RandomTrivia: We got more guys!
RaklarLS: @Pteraspidomorphi yeah, Croteam. When they're not doing hyper philosophical puzzle games, they double down in this type of humour on serious sam
TheThromborax: "wild rocks"?
LittleVesuvius: what is the name of this game???
LathosTiran: and as al;ways its white jesus
Foxmar320: :D
Solipsody: @kusinohki Yep.
evilspoons983: oh boy, pigeon noises, my least favourite bird sound
cmdrud87: cheer500 mmh, christy
cisco236: if alex puts his head just a bit to the right and up ...
Akaiatana: The buzzsaws are there to make you go JESUS CHRIST
RandomTrivia: Wow they really ARE stupid
quasi79fu: who built these traps
TotallyNotaBeholder: All the more followers to die for you
NimrodXIV: ooooh this is a mobile game port isn't it
MousseFilledCat: And the leet gamers shall inherit the earth
JessKay: Condom, Isaac
Anubis169: LOL
JessKay: normal name
TheThromborax: "Condom, Isaac"
Boon_33: the apostle condom has dies.
KeirenH: Roman Engineering™
RaklarLS: @RaklarLS yeah, that's true. Even for a game jam, they'd do something more organized
ani_laurel: Yeah, this definitely feels like it was made in bad faith
Natedogg2: We should move you over a bit so Jesus is between you two.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: so this is the squel?
34Witches: Ezekiel Loser lmao
LittleVesuvius: what the f is this GAME
TehAmelie: are you swearing at any particular god or just mouthing off? :p
KevinTheShark: Judas No!
gualdhar: just got here what game is this?
ContingentCat: Dad???
Foxmar320: wow
notthepenguins: oh no i guess we're jesus
ANeMzero: We shouldn't be surprised Condom died, we know how god feels about him.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW at those recent texts
JadedCynic: @ani_laurel indeed, feels true on multiple levels
LittleVesuvius: is
LittleVesuvius: is god a pigeon
Thomas: I hate that it's using actual phone notification noises; it's making me paranoid
cgwonder: god is an evil glowing pigeon?
notthepenguins: where we droppin
LarkSachrosis: No Judas, my little meow meow.
NotCainNorAbel: What we are learning here is that faster runners will make it to heaven
Simonark: Its the Domitian Olympiad
betazed15: The 3 point landing for the new followers is solid.
NimrodXIV: is this the Hatoful Boyfriend universe
Solipsody: A dove maybe?
ani_laurel: Graham, no joke the Holy Spirit is usually the one represented by a bird
Nigouki: are we trying to stop Third Impact?
iSmartMan1: Wait, is "Dad" evil?
Thagnok: The game play actually looks kind of interesting, but the premise is .... wow.
coolbond: god being a pidgeon is standard iconographu
rocketjohn: Our Feathers who art in Heaven
Trixalicious: Pigeons are in the same animal-thing as doves. Kinda works.
Earthenone: zues takes many forms to bone down
EvilBadman: the time on the texts is real time
Anubis169: 'tis a silly place
KeirenH: God is rebooting the empire
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i've seen this game played before. was this an earlier watch + play?
TheThromborax: "what if the gameplay AND the story was bad?"
RandomTrivia: Welp
Anubis169: is there a tell for those?
Juliamon: Doves *are* pigeons, essentially
Foxmar320: GotY
Izandai: Absolute tomfuckery
ContingentCat: @Solipsody pidgeons are technically a kind of dove so yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: Great game design
34Witches: these names are great
DarkNacht: The path to heaven is narrow.
PixelArtDragon: And here I though pigeons don't listen to god (for context, "Jonah" means pigeon)
TehAmelie: hmm did God get that profile picture after the Ark thing and never updated it since?
cisco236: cant you just send 1 seperate ?
kdefinition: Remember, the path to heaven is narrow
MAPBoardgames: Stay on the straight and narrow?
LittleVesuvius: i'm
Boon_33: pungi pit really god
LittleVesuvius: i'm so confused
LittleVesuvius: this gmae is horrendous
FarronTheRed: @TehAmelie HA! I snorted at this.
SilentOptimist: the darker colored bridge collapses
bytecaster: With all that micro, Star Craft players must love this game
nervoushair: is this canon?
ArtemisHuntress: anyone who falls behind gets left behind
Anubis169: leg day has been cancelled
RedRaptor: I wonder when any of the people in this text chain will start using the eggplant emoji.
RandomTrivia: @LittleVesuvius Welcome to Watch + Play
Laserbeaks_Fury: The timestamps on the texts are actual time
NotCainNorAbel: gotta run slow to make it heaven
KevinTheShark: I wish they had included this bit in the Bible. I'd have been so much more invested
thesurfaceofthemoon: You could do an improv commentary show over this game.
DigitalSeahorse: kaytsSunflower
RageDeRuin: I just looked YOU CAN BUY THIS ON XBOX
JadedCynic: no stragglers
Foxmar320: ouch
34Witches: poor Sam Deber
Luminaire_p: The narrow path to salvation, oh my god
RageDeRuin: that is not okay 🤣
theteacabinet: That would make sense, narrow is the gate to everlasting life would be the joke
ContingentCat: RIP
Longfang91: Please just do Takeshi's Castle commentary over this
ArtemisHuntress: what the heck is this game?
Solipsody: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for your entire party to make it to the end of the level. - Lemmings 69:420
TheThromborax: Jebus makes a great face when people die
Foxmar320: Wow this is on Xbox?!
muondecay: I mean, at least this game is faithful to the characterization of old testament god
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh nevermind, it was on super beardbros. that's right.
LittleVesuvius: the text conversation happening on the left is great
PharaohBender27: Wait, they're just repeating the same text exchange!
kusinohki: I dare say this is the path less traveled...
LittleVesuvius: gameplay is meh though
Izandai: It's okay, losses before the resurrection cup don't matter.
AbnormAnomaly: This game is kind of amazing.
Anubis169: bonus dudes and dudettes cup!
ani_laurel: what is that text convo
RageDeRuin: @artemishuntress it's called the savior's gang
TheThromborax: for garbage, this has good production values
notthepenguins: its cause we restarted the level on death pharaohbener
Astra7525: superhero landing is a nice touch
LittleVesuvius: O NO
Anubis169: because they're super
ContingentCat: it's fine
thesurfaceofthemoon: Asset store?
Boon_33: So is this what god did to punish the writer's room for blaspheming?
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, the cup of a carpenter :D
NotCainNorAbel: When a man and God love each other very much....
TehAmelie: they're born again christians?
Foxmar320: When given the option always super hero landing
Izandai: The great big asset store in the sky.
bytecaster: Honestly, the chat conversation is not a bad idea, given that you will likely have to redo some part of the level, due to the cheap traps. Gives you something to read while you do it.
cgwonder: they got fresh knees, they can tak eit
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Solipsody: The grail just resurrects everyone you've lost.
Violet__Violence: not wrong lol
KevinTheShark: Is this the OG Avengers?
ANeMzero: The Grail causes a Reverse Rapture
LittleVesuvius: holy f guys what if the number of followers is why the bridge breaks
Undersol: is this religious Pikmin?
ani_laurel: "stepfather"
TotallyNotaBeholder: Super hero landing really seems rough on your knees (also I'm old)
34Witches: Hagrid???
PrincessOphiuca: I feel like at some point its going to have to do the running away from the giant boulder bit and it's going to be excruciating
darkalter2000: They are resurrection from death.
Anubis169: Sepic Savior
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DoodlestheGreat: It's not extras, it's the ones you lost being revived.
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Longfang91: The most Savior
jonnykefka: this game is very weird
TheThromborax: S rank Jebus
AbnormAnomaly: Alex is an S ranked Jesus?
LittleVesuvius: I don't know what' sgoing on
MAPBoardgames: S-Rank. The S is for Savior
Earthenone: my guss would be currency for the devils shop or whatever?
KBKarma: Sepic Savior?
34Witches: wasn't expecting "Hagrid, Andrew"
Karvamammutti: I like the idea of the gameplay here. Like, if someone made an actually good game out of the idea.
MikoKisai: s-rank even though we didn't bring everyone
couldntpickausername: do we have enough to buy don draper yet?
wildpeaks: convenient
TehAmelie: is S the only rank you get?
Tangsm: I wonder if jesus looks disappointed if you get lower scores.
TalpTheScot: this would be better with the fall guys music over it
Simonark: Can you unlock Don Draper yet?
Unable_To_Load: ooh Garbage Day
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Anubis169: hut hut hut hut hut hut
Longfang91: Landmimen
CAKHost: This sort of reminds me of Hey! Pikimin but less cute
CAKHost: Much, much less cute
Longfang91: *landmine?
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TheThromborax: this whole thing would have made a lot more sense if it was Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt
RaklarLS: we need a smoking sick style Jesus
Eclipseon: This honestly reminds me of those ads for mobile games that don't exist.
bytecaster: @TehAmelie I mean you are playing as Jesus, do you think Jesus ever gets a B tier in any game?
Foxmar320: wat
Solipsody: So it looks like you can test out the bridges if you have good micro.
Izandai: Why does Jesus have sunglasses now?
SilentOptimist: this feels like Inside
Violet__Violence: sorry wat
Dmc3628: Dave but Old Teastament
Anubis169: LOL
adi_pie: Could I get that in English?
Unable_To_Load: wwhat is this game?
Boon_33: is god claiming to be our brother?
Haroldholmes25: go through the narrow bits
blip2004: O-K
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Honestly if the controls were a bit better and the theme wasn't everything it is this would be a fun little 10 minute webgame
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, you can press to hang up? Let's hang up.
deathjavu: sounds like someone reading the bible and having a stroke
NightValien28: O-KAY
DiamondMX: Dear god, are you high right now?
ani_laurel: I'm actually a little offended. This isn't even a good critique of religion
th3mpire: Alex must have the speedrun record on so many games just by default
KevinTheShark: Is god a Valley Girl?
DigitalSeahorse: kaytsConfused
muondecay: "My lord, I know not of this 'automobile warranty' you speak of"
KeirenH: that's definitely what it felt like when I tried to read the bible
malacorath: this game is just Lemmings
Earthenone: the Speaker of David
Izandai: Nope you're just fucked now.
RandomTrivia: Welp
Raiger: You have one chance, one opportunity...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow. I gotta say I don't remember the Bible verse with all the spinning saw blades
JadedCynic: tl;dr? "take the narrow bridge"
Simonark: Straight and Strait are the same to Jesus
Violet__Violence: i hear that
TheThromborax: well, goodbye everyone
Solipsody: There is a time limit.
Foxmar320: :D
RandomTrivia: OH
Anubis169: hehehehehe
serramarkov: It's a bu
NightValien28: that is a generous timer
RandomTrivia: Today we learned
JadedCynic: I mean you ARE on a timer for the whole thing...
Longfang91: snipeaFine
Violet__Violence: later
34Witches: Lord Vincent Pablo
TemporallyAwry: Didn't have enough faith in yourself lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: it could only be done with that comedic timing
KevinTheShark: This is how we learn
TehAmelie: the chainsaw traps are a metaphor for polytheism, right?
Raiger: The good news is, it becomes progressively easier to keep everyone alive as you lose people! :D
SleepyDeveloper: I must have skipped over this part in the bible Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Look at the Jesus in the lower gith
SpacePotato01: God needs a new hobby.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE smixelFine
TheThromborax: those free game engines have gotten really good
Laserbeaks_Fury: *lower right
Decaped: The Wonderful 101 sequel really got its budget cut.
SalmirAeon: i keep thinking the music is Lawrence of Arabia
Decaped: (i'm assuming i am the 30th person to make that joke)
bytecaster: If this is what the rapture is like, only Star Craft players are gonna get in.
Anubis169: to quote Prayer Warriors
Anubis169: "I'm offended I'm getting better at this game!!"
Foxmar320: Imagine if this game had combat
RaklarLS: it very much sounds like Lawrence of Arabia
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and ye, though I walk through the valley of giant spinning sawblades
ContingentCat: it's fine we'll get them back
Solipsody: You only need one to get through.
Akaiatana: Be quick about it. Chop Chop
BusTed: TPK
KevinTheShark: Daaaamn
MAPBoardgames: WASTED
control_rig: Yikes
Snowcookies: lmao
ContingentCat: whoops
Decaped: This game looks too good for this show.
FarronTheRed: Wow. Mean hitbox.
deathjavu: can probably just go around both?
iSmartMan1: I wonder if that thing about wide and narrow paths was supposed to be a clue about the bridges
KeirenH: this feels like a bait so you lose everyone you get back trying to get out
RynoLaw: It looks like there was a gap between those choppers
Anubis169: it's running at least
KevinTheShark: This is going excellently
MAPBoardgames: This game is actually entertaining
TehAmelie: i wonder if you can actually survive with one disciple. don't think we have seen fewer than three
Telarra_: more like god split
DiamondMX: This run, Alex just does not like these disciplines.
Foxmar320: The hang up on God skip is tech
nervoushair: is this technically a rougelite
KeytarCat: I love that the jesus face changes
RandomTrivia: Did that say "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard"?!
Solipsody: A speedrun of this would actually probably be pretty intense.
Anubis169: 1HP is not 0HP manGRY manFIST
Violet__Violence: HAH
Lord_ZYRK: watFast
adi_pie: LMAO
PrincessOphiuca: hes clenching
MyBuddySuperfly: #me
Longfang91: @randomtrivia yes
SnowbirdMike: Haha
control_rig: O_O
Raiger: Jesus: "I DONE EFFED UP"
adi_pie: adipieLOL
notthepenguins: omg
DeM0nFiRe: mcgS
KevinTheShark: Sublime
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: anybody else read Harrow the Ninth? no reason.
ContingentCat: oh the face changes like that moose game
Saintnex: So it looks like the god thing is a hint to pick the more narrow bridge as the not trap?
Alness49: So when are we playing New Testament+?
JustNotAFox: if you TAS'd this game would you be making a jesus splice instead of a god splice? fluffyfoxNotes
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Unable_To_Load: good Jesus face
NimrodXIV: O_o
muondecay: oh_no dot gif
Astramentha: O_O
monakai: "...what have I done"
TheThromborax: Jesus sitting there thinking "I have chosen poorly"
Anubis169: reminds me of pikmin
jonnykefka: This is very much like Black & White, in some ways, at least the early game
MrUglama: woop woop!
Traion: Hey Alex, G, and Chat. I see we are blaspheming today?
Boon_33: it is a game
Nydestroyer: Its like an abstract hp
rocketjohn: Reminds me of Cannon Fodder, a bit
CaptainSpam: I mean, Cannon Fodder was a thing...
NotCainNorAbel: I'm going to become a follower of Sam. He doesn't cut my head off or drop trees on me
Blade_Tiger: Lemmings Pikmin
bytecaster: This would also work well as a mobile game.
Tom_Bruise: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I have one fear; it's the buzzsaws
FarronTheRed: I knew the Early Church had a rough time but THIS... ;-)
deathjavu: like prince of persia, but with expendable idiots instaedof time travel
RandomTrivia: 1 =/= 0!
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Grothe406: I must have missed the parable of the Pikmin
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Foxmar320: omg
nervoushair: very abes odessy
Anubis169: what!?
twitch_xeo: Jesus' face lmao
ArdCollider: there's a bunch of extremely cheap "accumulate followers" iOS games.
KevinTheShark: Is Jesus smoking a blunt?
TehAmelie: what if instead of Wonderful 101 we did Sort Of Pious 11?
tajessa: he was clearly the only penitent man
Raiger: Wait, is Jesus now smoking a joint?
Karvamammutti: Is Jesus smoking a blunt?
RaklarLS: it's Okhlos, but more sadistic
Creature_Comforts: @RandomTrivia But 1 does equal 0!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait what someone clip that
Saintnex: Wait is Jesus smoking a joint?!?
KeirenH: wait, is Jesus smoking a J?
Undersol: if you could throw the followers it would be Pikmin
Rhynerd: And now he’s smoking
Tangsm: I think it's just a cigarette.
Creature_Comforts: Sorry, I had to
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TheVerminking: I'm so glad this show is back so I know what to buy on Steam
Foxmar320: lrrSACK
monakai: I just got here, judging by the large circle is this a mobile port?
Anubis169: lrrSACK
MyBuddySuperfly: ?/
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Violet__Violence: okay??
ContingentCat: katesLol ok
rangerboy87: Pardon?
Anubis169: Who made this?
control_rig: Sure?
PharaohBender27: B)
PotatoWraiths: wild rocks
Unable_To_Load: A
Thomas: Okay, no longer Cool Pastor vibes, with the swearing
NewtyNewts: I don't quite, but okay.
muondecay: M-M-MULTI SAVIOR
Zalbaag: Oh, you didn't get the Crystal
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JessKay: the tiers: epic / fucker / ???
Thomas: Definitely parody
MrUglama: this reminds me of black and white
Traion: The Vatican made this , clearly Kappa
MyBuddySuperfly: heehee
Pywodwagon: I mean, if you get far enough up the ladder it gets back to jesus, probably
PrincessOphiuca: Guess there wasn't enough in the budget for tamed rocks
adi_pie: Catness Everdeen, got it.
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DarkNacht: The circle is the light of Christ.
BogglesUrMind: Katniss Evereteam?
muondecay: C U B E
TheThromborax: !game
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adi_pie: The Dark Sign
Anubis169: Stan
ContingentCat: Stan?!???
notthepenguins: stan
Violet__Violence: really
Nydestroyer: a skybox?
frostownik: vladimir putin
RandomTrivia: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the dragging a guiding spot around controls makes me think mobile, yeah
ArtemisHuntress: Bad Jesus Painting clip
MyBuddySuperfly: dang
Izandai: what
TheThromborax: what is this actually called?
RageDeRuin: catness game studios
adi_pie: I mean, that's pretty close to accurate
RageDeRuin: the savior's gang
BusTed: If I still used Google Hangouts this sound might be more distracting.
Izandai: I guess that's Satan?
RandomTrivia: Nah, that looks like Stan Twin lrrBEEJ
MyBuddySuperfly: this game got 140% weirder now
iSmartMan1: Stan = Satan?
TehAmelie: he's tempting you with basic helpfulness
averythetiger: Okay NOW it's Pikmin
coolbond: are we REALLY asking SATAN for help?
Anubis169: small observation
KeirenH: now this DEFINITELY reminds me of Inside
FarronTheRed: I'm trying to keep track of the Doctrines here and I can't stop laughing...
Anubis169: I like the read-receipts
Styxseus: Stan is such a great shortening of Satan :P
Boon_33: savoirs game is a mobile port
Tom_Bruise: @iSmartMan1 Stan is NOT Satan, that's clearly Vladimir Putin
LarkSachrosis: Press F to resist temptation
TemporallyAwry: I mean, this is gameplay.
malacorath: this seems like LemmingsxPikmin
deathjavu: oh yeah that seems legit
Astramentha: Wonder if you’d be softlocked if too many followers die for you to push that enormous box.
PixelArtDragon: @coolbond Just because he is badguy doesn't mean he is bad guy
Solipsody: Sloppy.
Anubis169: G, the messages have working read-receipts if you watch the bottom corner of the messages :D
34Witches: bzzzzz
TheThromborax: this game has a 4/5 on the google play store
orionsrise1: hey what's up chat
CrazyZonie: Reminds me of the path to the stop self distruct button in Galaxy Quest
Simriel: I forgot today was some hot garbage! what did I miss
Gizmoloid: Maybe you need to have more people to press certain buttons?
FarronTheRed: @TheThromborax I'm sorry what now?
RageDeRuin: this was worth tuning in for
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @CrazyZonie We shouldn't have to do this! This Bible book was badly written!!
orionsrise1: anybody know what's up with the Schedule?
RageDeRuin: yikes
Juliamon: App store ratings are all either "5/5 it works" or "0/5 didn't work on my device"
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Thomas: thomas28Royalty
Anubis169: !schedule
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notthepenguins: 4/5 is pretty bottom bucket ratings for a game on app store
MyBuddySuperfly: "I'm so ready" *immediately dies*
TeiranDragon: This does feel like it would have been a good lemmings game, if polished a lot more a d not so... Jesus-ie
Boon_33: on the developer's services page it says: We will put our heart and soul into any project in any sector.
Anubis169: works for me
orionsrise1: nothing is up on the schedule on my screen is all
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TheSinisterCheese: There is no way they got rights for this music...
NewtyNewts: Let's push'er!
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notthepenguins: i like the two ones nt bothering to help
PixelArtDragon: Two of them aren't even helping!
BogglesUrMind: I like that the box crushes the grass down
DigitalSeahorse: schedule on twitch said there was nothing today
Foxmar320: There helping
deathjavu: there's always someone
MAPBoardgames: This gotta be a mobile port
TheMerricat: both the gcal and the site calendars are working for me @orionsrise1
ContingentCat: they're moral suport
TheThromborax: they're supervisors
TehAmelie: somebody invent the wheel, please
ArtemisHuntress: what if we don't have enough people to push? Is there a minimum?
richard_ermen: I'm just suprised at how stable it is.
orionsrise1: I didn't even get a notice you were live
JadedCynic: someone's gotta be the middle managers :P
StronkChonkler: 200 miles in this day and age, I don't even know where I live now
DigitalSeahorse: Garry
Violet__Violence: dude at least pretend you're helping
DoodlestheGreat: Those would be the future Bishops.
TheSinisterCheese: @MAPBoardgames Yeah you can see it from the interface.
RageDeRuin: I did
Juliamon: The Twitch page schedule is, as always, unreliable. Please use the ones linked on !schedule whenever possible.
DigitalSeahorse: buzz saws are wheels
control_rig: 25 seconds left
fastlane250: please, my wheels
34Witches: Bartney
Tom_Bruise: yea roll those trees
orionsrise1: well shit. what's up next then @themerricat
Anubis169: loggro?
TheThromborax: I had someone argue to me once that the bible was written before the invention of writing
control_rig: 10
Thagnok: Timer
Tom_Bruise: you're *this* close to inventing the wheel guys
Wolfstrike_NL: timer?!
TheThromborax: smdh
TheMerricat: !next
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FarronTheRed: Now that's a quote.
SquareDotCube: The wheels are currently being used for nefarious purposes
Foxmar320: We got robbed
Anubis169: shenanigans!
TehAmelie: yeah if only we could harness the power of those natural buzzsaws
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah yes, the famous plagues of Egypt: saw blades, spikes, and crates.
Decaped: Secretly a RimWorld like AI managment system governing behaviors
DigitalSeahorse: wat
34Witches: Dick David and Daniel the Fluff
Violet__Violence: is this memes
KeytarCat: I knew the button would eventually be the wrong choice
TotallyNotaBeholder: Did they just have heart attacks?
wildpeaks: turns your you weren't a wizard Harry
UncannyJimjams: my favorite Bad Game Simulator 2021 streamers back again!
TehAmelie: if there ever was a game that deserved the label "meme game"
34Witches: these names rule
Anubis169: Thanks for that <3
Sogheim: but chat loves unrelated meme stuff
Izandai: Well that was... Something.
Nydestroyer: I mean the devil was sending memes
TheMerricat: @orionsrise1 it's in my time zone but after W+P it's crossing the streams at 5pm
betazed15: That was most excellent.
RandomTrivia: That certainly happened
Garfman314: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
Thagnok: What was that called?
Izandai: WHAT
Styxseus: PFFFF
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Saxpython: FBtouchdown VoteYea FBtouchdown
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Zalbaag: That was plesant and silly
nervoushair: how do i quit you jesus
Longfang91: oh my god
DigitalSeahorse: ahahhahahahha
notthepenguins: incredible
Tom_Bruise: And thus concludes the tale of the Miracle Mates
Longfang91: holy shiiiit
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that was a surprsingly well-developed idea
Akaiatana: But yeah, at least this game is cross-platform
Undersol: welp
TheSinisterCheese: God will smite the quitters!
eric_christian_berg: Having spent the last day reading out possible sites of Biblical Sodom, its weird you start with this.
Himyul: I HEAVILY question the theology of that game.
Drasvin: lrrWOW
34Witches: please don't go
Boon_33: that looked like one of the better mobile games i've seen.
Karvamammutti: What a nice game.
Snowcookies: wow
34Witches: god needs you
orionsrise1: ooo what are they playing on crossing the steams?
Astra7525: "The drones need you. They look up to you"
PixelArtDragon: Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
DiamondMX: Low Key? It threatens to murder you :D
Izandai: oh god
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control_rig: Ohhhh bracket
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "indie"
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou yeah, but maybe not the BEST of ideas...
wildpeaks: ominous
tajessa: oh dear
Violet__Violence: faaaantastic
KeytarCat: That's actually an element from the end of book of Job
JessKay: The Ritual Bracket
Nydestroyer: does the bracket ever close?
PixelArtDragon: @Astra7525 Yay chat hivemind!
TheSinisterCheese: It is always good to have titles which are easy to google.
Haroldholmes25: oooh it's enhanced
cgwonder: enhanced edition!
Dared00: The Ritual Bracket
control_rig: Beyond even the Title colon subtitle
Violet__Violence: that text though
PharaohBender27: OH MY EYES
Earthenone: indie horror games are always a mainstay
RandomTrivia: Ow my eyes
Juliamon: ahh everyone's favorite default menu
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: whhhhh
ani_laurel: horror works
NimrodXIV: that is a font
Raiger: So much enhancement
JessKay: P L A Y I T
Boon_33: FRONT
notthepenguins: gun and flashlight are your best friends
JadedCynic: the font
insanecat6mtg: Brb, need to handle my laundry.
Metric_Furlong: good start
tajessa: oh GOD the FONTS
SnowbirdMike: So. Just asking. Does Victoria have good insurance against Acts of God?
PhoenixMelior: (Indie Horror Game)
ContingentCat: oh no those font
Styxseus: Pffff
Longfang91: Perfect. Nothinh could g-OH GOD THE FONT
Izandai: PrideLaugh
LarkSachrosis: plz no
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how many fonts are on just this page??
Saxpython: FONTS
Lunareclipse123: "REAL games(TM)"
RAICx: Music is a bit loud
wildpeaks: sir
ArtemisHuntress: that's a lot of fonts
FarronTheRed: AH! My graphic design eyes bleed!
Tom_Bruise: AM Real Games, eh?
laikagoat: fionaLOL
Solipsody: Has this... Has this not been on Let's Nope?
notthepenguins: GRAHAM
KeirenH: wow, that font is like a worse Jester
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: five?? six???
AerialPosterior: D:
monakai: Oh boy, enhanced for Steam
MikoKisai: I recognize this game engine
Graved: Real AM Games
Unable_To_Load: what is this font?
Drasvin: Did they enhance it with more fonts?
BusTed: tqsSmug
Wolfstrike_NL: Holy, these fonts are terrifying
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That was at least 4 different fonts
Anubis169: New balls please
Earthenone: can we get a G rundown of those fonts? :P
DiamondMX: That phrase is making the highlight reel.
Trixalicious: As opposed to "The Ritual (Other Media Property)"
rangerboy87: Context Graham
TehAmelie: the multiple fonts is like the ten studio logos at the start of an indie movie
DigitalSeahorse: I'm hard for someone else ;p
SquareDotCube: Oh, it's a GameGuru game
Boon_33: FONT place towards enemy
RageDeRuin: LUL
Telarra_: wait warmly, monsters are preparing stankyBLESS
ThermobaricKitten: what could it possibly need this much time to load
wildpeaks: monsters are shy, they need to be told beforehand
Zalbaag: Was this good or bad for Cardiac People?
Nydestroyer: More fonts == more game design
Anubis169: can anybody see the loading bar?
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Izandai: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
DoodlestheGreat: "It's my first game..." We couldn't tell.
UxCryptic: Are we gonna get the gun from Elves Adventure again?
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KevinTheShark: Variety IS the spice of life
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh it's FPS maker
Violet__Violence: oh i hope slenderman doesn't show up
coolbond: wait there was a pixel bar?
Greyah: I showed you my fonts, please respond.
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DoodlestheGreat: "And such small portions."
coolbond: loading bar*
cgwonder: oh god it's vomit pov time
LurkerSpine: wait, 3d gamemaker?
Dared00: GameGuru, I think?
ArtemisHuntress: haha. just cut off the sound cue
TheThromborax: what
chickenace11: I am here and garabage is here that means the day is good
tajessa: good transition, nice and subtle
rangerboy87: Chapter 1....of 1
quasi79fu: take two steps...get Chapter One
deathjavu: yeah that's a good way to set thetone
DeM0nFiRe: was that skyrim level up drums?
Sharkdog58: wow that was special
Solipsody: Was that a jump scare? A jump... Title?
SnowbirdMike: I wish that had of said Chapter 2
Tom_Bruise: Did you enjoy your three seconds of walking before the game said "CHAPTER ONE" ?
LurkerSpine: GameMaker in 2D is actually really good
evilspoons983: that chapter title looked cool but it was definitely NOT for a horror game
EvilBadman: hit em with the TITLE CARD
Inquisitor_Xian: Someone got a premade transition screen
quasi79fu: eerie music for no reason??
Anubis169: smash cut to right where you were before
orionsrise1: look out for the green light?!
Aenir798: He did the metagamer thing
MikoKisai: it's GameGuru, but yes, familiar engine/UI
accountmadeforants: LurkerSpine OG GameMaker could do 3D, yes (with Ruby on Rails!). Not sure about the newer ones after it got bought out.
Foxmar320: Graham the Light is a lie. Join the Darkness.
Unable_To_Load: that was loud so you know you should be scared
TheThromborax: ah, the shed. that's where I leave my binoculars
Manae: did that man's skeleton come out?
coolbond: PEOPLE dont look up
Violet__Violence: esscuse?
monakai: Alex did the true gamer thing, which is ignore the critical path for as long as possible
JadedCynic: I begin to wonder if 'steam crap game sellers' are starting to fine tune their crap to appeal to y'all
TehAmelie: i already forgot the name. it's just "(Indie horror game)" now
Solipsody: That's a big hand.
SajuukSjet: tbf, people in general don't look up :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ahhhh yes a good game to make bricks to. that's not a euphemism, I'm shaping some new bricks.
Rhynerd: The bloody handprints almost look like crabs.
Sirbubble5: Pretty sure those ar fallout shelves
Anubis169: and the duct tape
Boon_33: shelf milk
averythetiger: Are these Fallout assest?
Tangsm: I don't think the milk is still good.
bananderson_: it's oat milk
TheMerricat: wow that's some texturing
fastlane250: place is lousy with flashlights
DigitalSeahorse: maybe you'll pick them up when this one dies
tajessa: WHY put the flashlights there, if you can't pick them up?
NimrodXIV: oh that texture
TheThromborax: the wall there on the side
FerociousPeach: I love the scattered rolls of duct tape
RaklarLS: Saucy Mleko
PixelArtDragon: Alex also did the true gamer (tm) thing, he tea-bagged a corpse
TheThromborax: what
Solipsody: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I hope you have enough straw.
Anubis169: Alex, can you look at the inside of the door?
BusTed: Saucy!
EvilBadman: Sure is Fallout lot in here
Inquisitor_Xian: What is that texture by the door?!?! 0_o
Rhynerd: That poor man died fighting forest crabsz
Fanboy_of_Bolas: drink malk
Izandai: wow
BrowneePoints: "I am Hungry"
Violet__Violence: that eye searing white, OW
JadedCynic: meta
LurkerSpine: @accountmadeforants Game Maker studio 2 does 3d, it's just not really supported (like, there's a 3d engine, but GML and such aren't part of it)
ArboristAndrew: Yaaaaay I caught a live Watch&Play
FerociousPeach: What kind of monster doesn't stack them together?
JessKay: oh okay
Longfang91: White background there. ow
PixelArtDragon: At least it's honest?
offbeatwitch: is this gun?
Drasvin: Texture to right of milk shelf is borksd
TheSinisterCheese: Is that metallic sound effect awful or is it just because of twitch compression?
eric_christian_berg: Indie games are meta, right?
TehAmelie: a money brick?
DigitalSeahorse: this texture oofa
iSmartMan1: Surprisingly direct
Saxpython: we're going to break the 5th wall
LurkerSpine: so like, extraordinary difficult to actually make a game in it
Violet__Violence: ZAMBOS
tajessa: mawp
Saintnex: Well it’s earnest if nothing else
orionsrise1: why can't you grab the cash?
JadedCynic: well, that IS an earnest well-wishing from the maker t least
evilspoons983: the ol' run backwards while shooting
Anubis169: that gun looks like the one from Who Framed Roger Rabbit...
WearingCats_CwC: Well, I was scared
Aenir798: this fov feels real narrow
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun is that a deagle flavored deagle?
LittleVesuvius: I looked away for TWO MINUTES what has happened
Thomas: "gray" is not a texture
PixelArtDragon: Is that texture, or just vertex normals?
TehAmelie: "horror game with FPS elements" apparently means "zombie shooter game #89753498"
NimrodXIV: gray isn't a texture
LittleVesuvius: ok more like 10 i was hungry
Izandai: Custom engravings offer no tactical advantage whatsoever, Alex.
Neddy471: @LittleVesuvius PREACH.
tajessa: fast zombies eh
UnknownGerm: The bullets are also gray tho for some reason
LittleVesuvius: oh no not another one
Solipsody: Is the FOV weird? This is hard to look at.
Neddy471: So, did they reach Jesus and save humanity?
NewtyNewts: I tuned out for like 5 minutes, when did this become a shooter?!
Tom_Bruise: so far I don't think this AM Real Game
monakai: It's an angel!
PharaohBender27: It's a Kendoll!
JessKay: someone fucked up that man's normals
accountmadeforants: @LurkerSpine Then it's pretty much as before, yeah. Though that was initially pitched as more of a feature, "the 3D is for when you wanna do the for-real-for-real programming, here's how to build a Doom clone!"
Boon_33: this is a colt flavored .50
orionsrise1: pink cross is always good stuff
Longfang91: That's the scariest thing in the game so far
JadedCynic: Unix?
dweebert91: Does it say replica on the side?
LittleVesuvius: alright who stole Link's character model and retextured h is face
DoodlestheGreat: It's Ken!
Critterbot: This is some revolver, a Deagle is a semi automatic pistol.
auxv: Tungulus?
PharaohBender27: Yeah, this is a revolver, so maybe a magnum?
Nigouki: that skeleton got more bone showing than the naked dude
CrazyZonie: No that's a ken doll
Anubis169: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: Unix the 4th sex
cabforpitt: hey it's the tree from pokemon
JessKay: flip!
Izandai: That was good.
KeirenH: its a "MAGNUM" by common vidya naming conventions
Zappeljakob: do a backflip!
orionsrise1: oof
Anubis169: well at least it reloads after 6
Boon_33: mawp
Thomas: stop going for center mass and hit the head, like all Zombie games :P
Neddy471: I mean, the sounds are scary...
Longfang91: mugnum
tajessa: @littlevesuvius this is "The Ritual, Indie Horror Game" and yes the description is part of the title
coolbond: that fire rate does not make sense you recover from recoil far too fast
ThermobaricKitten: well, they correctly set how loud that gun would be at least
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TheBorzoi: Is this Generic Zombie Game #23 (not a real game, this is just a bad joke)
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Anubis169: but you do eject 6 to reload 1
WearingCats_CwC: The world's thiccest rebar
Violet__Violence: hahahahaa
Sharkdog58: that was some chonky rebar (in a brick wall??)
Solipsody: Is there a goal?
eric_christian_berg: I mean, it would save on sound design if, after the first combat, you just heard a ringing sound for the rest of the game.
JadedCynic: @Neddy471 more like the default volume settings are rude
Neddy471: The gun is... unsatisfying... strangely enough. Even though it's accurately loud.
LittleVesuvius: it's harder to hit the head if the gun is awful
Longfang91: Thank you Alex
TehAmelie: i understand that classic .50 Desert Eagle is classed as a "destructive device", halfway to a weapon of mass destruction
TheSinisterCheese: Oh wait that is clearly a corpse of the religious sect which was around in Russia around laate 18th century which involved total castration. Clever historical reference from the game developer. Who else knew of Skoptsys?
Foxmar320: LOL
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Anubis169: fall damage!
Izandai: what
MyBuddySuperfly: I remember that sound
ContingentCat: um
Violet__Violence: hello, i recognize that sound
tajessa: excuse me?
RandomTrivia: huh
monakai: Kill wall
hallowedcrow: wow, I can't do a backward cartwheel but some random dead zombie can? unfair
orionsrise1: fall dead
Izandai: There was a load game option.
DigitalSeahorse: ugh tummy pls
rangerboy87: Turn my head for two second
LittleVesuvius: @tajessa oh boy
Juliamon: Was that fall damage, kill field, or monster behind you?
Anubis169: oh good grief... it's gonna reload all those assets from scratch again
Unable_To_Load: @Anubis169 that's because you shoot 6 bullets at a time
WearingCats_CwC: So when does the ritual happen?
serramarkov: Listening to Alex and Graham, more is right with my world.
Foxmar320: I think it was fall damage
Neddy471: @JadedCynic That's fair... I can never tell if something is loud on purpose, or loud due to incompetency.
cabforpitt: they attributed "don't lose hope yet"?
TehAmelie: you think these auteurs know a single thing about code optimization?
Pteraspidomorphi: Apparently
Solipsody: Paulo Coelho? This developer dares to reference Paulo Coelho? Is Cam available?
Foxmar320: Games not from Bungie so I don't believe it was a kill field
deathjavu: I bet you can just outrun most of the monsters
Saxpython: Serpentine. Serpentine!
MikoKisai: I'm not sure this engine *does* kill fields
NewtyNewts: You are being staked.
orionsrise1: fast zombos
Teonly: Hey a watch and play I can watch live, a blessing or curse?
DoodlestheGreat: I was with the guy until he said this actually had to be paid for. If it was free, I'd give him benefit of being his first try.
DarkNacht: Pacifist speed run
LittleVesuvius: what engine is this in?
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Anubis169: can you sparta them all on the bridge?
LittleVesuvius: this looks like someone retextured assets from the start of Outer Wilds
NewtyNewts: So, where's the Jesuses gone?
tajessa: the random "spooky music" stings where absolutely nothing happens
LittleVesuvius: bridge, trees, and all
DigitalSeahorse: bridge beside a cliff
Violet__Violence: lmao
Foxmar320: good stairs
t3h_f1gm3nt: @DoodlestheGreat guys gotta make money off these assets somehow
cgwonder: weird stairs but okay
TehAmelie: fake stairs now?
TheBorzoi: So, what's the story? If there's chapters, that would imply story.
Inquisitor_Xian: I swear we've heard this "Music" in another W&P
Boon_33: stairs are hard
Anubis169: You're on the Yellow Brick Road!!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Earthenone: stairs, non functional
orionsrise1: non functional stairs
WearingCats_CwC: nice
JustNotAFox: the spookiest thing we've seen so far - nonfunctional stairs
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "we'll take advantage of their poor pathfinding"
LurkerSpine: textures missing on the zombies
Solipsody: I'm not sure that The Path is really improved by adding a magnum.
JessKay: defensive stairs
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
jfkandfriends: So far gravity has menaced you more than these monsters
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is why stairs are actually ramps
BogglesUrMind: You can't get in the house. The door is just painted on
chickenace11: what's with that door
TehAmelie: they take cobbling seriously in this village
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RandomTrivia: LUL
Astra7525: The Lollipop Guild sold out!
Anubis169: well this place does have a lot of... assets
LittleVesuvius: the texturing tool is not a solution to lack of interesting assets
Unable_To_Load: I've driven on worse brick roads
Anubis169: i loved that movie <3
tajessa: yeah that movie is extremely odd
Tom_Bruise: literally, they had to turn the bridges into drinking water
DigitalSeahorse: me too
Anubis169: and Mombi
DigitalSeahorse: brb
CrazyZonie: You guys should read the books
BrowneePoints: Mombi
Laserbeaks_Fury: The cast Dorothy right for that movie
control_rig: The sand
blip2004: me too, I hate everything about that movie
adi_pie: Yeah, that and also the gallery of heads screaming
control_rig: The SAND
AranMathai: Princess Mombi.
animated_fairy: Wait isn’t that door the same as the ones in RE5
TheMerricat: amazingly return to oz was a fairly good adaptation of the books, but not the return to oz book. :D
chickenace11: @Astra7525 who bought them out disney or Amazon
ChrisGMiller: don't forget the screaming hallway
rangerboy87: No wonder Elton John sang Goodbye Yellow Brick Road...he saw this game
Akaiatana: Woman with swappable Heads? Hexidecimal?
Sharkdog58: backflip woo
Izandai: I saw Return To Oz so many years ago I do not remember anything about it except that there was a new Tin Man who was very round.
Anubis169: Mombi was screwed up
fastlane250: I don’t think there’s an appropriate age to watch that at all.
FarronTheRed: The author of OZ wrote a pretty rad origin story for Santa Clause. Worth checking out.
MAPBoardgames: bouncey zomboi
TehAmelie: it's too quiet. . .
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I have never heard of this movie
DoodlestheGreat: Nice ragdoll.
Boon_33: reminds me of ballast brick roads
eric_christian_berg: Intrigued by the Oz setting for D&D just kickstarted.
ChrisGMiller: @Akaiatana hex had swappable faces. easy mistake
Metric_Furlong: they made a feature length music video to a Scissor Sisters song? Kappa
BrowneePoints: I mean, when you cast Fairuza Balk as your Dorothy you know what you're in for
LittleVesuvius: i am not familiar with this game
RandomTrivia: "Cask, cask, cask, gonna tap from the cask, TONIGHT!"
darkalter2000: You are the second person today to mention Return to Oz.
chickenace11: Fun OZ fact Disney owns the rights to all of the books execpt the first that's why the second one could be seen as darker/wierder
Traion: "Messed up by the Wheelers"? Hey now Ben and Kiefer are lovely people Alex Kappa
PixelArtDragon: OH! You know why the gun is so weird? Because it's not rendered with the same lighting as the rest of the world (because of the whole "eye level vs gun level" issue)
zabouncer: Does your torch impact the zombies at all?
Violet__Violence: just a bit
KevinTheShark: Need some of those neuveau art design staircases to stop the attackers
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is the lrrGARBO pile
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Wow, RE Village looks terrible
Violet__Violence: YEP
Anubis169: Dishonored?
chickenace11: bad games and tomato way
LurkingLuusi: so the internet
Earthenone: i mean, last game was a 4/5 hardly TERIBLE :)
TehAmelie: classic Time Tamesside zombie
malacorath: Mr welge
NightValien28: sometimes we find cool games, like tomato way
PharaohBender27: We have. We've also heard that death noise before
TehAmelie: Ramesside even
monakai: $5 is too much for this
adi_pie: God, i remember that sound effect
Snowcookies: If you are familiar with this game, my condolences
orionsrise1: this is the show where Alex is punished by his friend for monetary and karmic reasons
Saintnex: We have heard it a number of times, gee, I wonder why lol
FarronTheRed: This show actually lives on a finite audio playlist with its games.
DarkNacht: LRR is the Good Internet
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah sometimes the games are good just SUPER weird
KeytarCat: Shockdunn!
TheMerricat: @chickenace11 Actually all the original books are PD, the last one entered PD in 1996
SalmirAeon: aah, classic boom stick
Gildan_Bladeborn: Tomato Way games aren't, strictly speaking, "good", but they are great.
RandomTrivia: Ah good, Horror game Universal Ammo
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh no I'm late, how's the trash today?
Thomas: was that The Butcher?
Garfman314: the ritual bracket?
cabforpitt: the ragdoll is amazing, they just tank bullets then they go flying
TheSinisterCheese: This ain't true indie horror! Not enough youtuber bait! You are supposed to have flashy effects and loud jump scares.
TehAmelie: funny story, all the games you remember the "I will kill you" line from are Time Ramesside
GlennSeto: I mean, shotgun shells always come packaged in green, right?
PixelArtDragon: How in general do you find these games? Are they more suggestion box or just combing Staem?
Drew_64: Ritual (Indie Horror game) is the latest instalment in the Indie Horror game series.
eric_christian_berg: Is Alex possessed by the NRA?
chickenace11: @chickenace11 so I guess the right wording would be rights to the movies?
Neddy471: @cabforpitt I mean, isn't that all games?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't see any warnings to cardiac people, 0/10. Kappa
WearingCats_CwC: And how many years will I get for that?
PixelArtDragon: Keys! This IS a horror game!
TheSinisterCheese: How else you supposed to get those D-grade letsplayers play this?
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
offbeatwitch: we love keys
rangerboy87: Key hunting quest
Tangsm: Can you just go over the gate on the hill?
Juliamon: PixelArtDragon There's a huge pile of submissions
LurkerSpine: keys, our old enemies
JadedCynic: Alex, stop quoting the creepy side of 'YouTube tutorial videos'
Spacecarl: I swear Ive heard the ghostly screaming noises before too
TheBorzoi: @PixelArtDragon They're mostly submissions from viewers/fans
NewtyNewts: Nah, it's a normal key. It's not a horror game.
BogglesUrMind: I would assume they came from a grave Graham.
MAPBoardgames: Not a horror game if there aren't any keys
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "wherever you came from, go back there"
Tom_Bruise: "All pellets on target; don't want any stray projectiles breaking your valuables are you're tearing this burglar to shreds"
PixelArtDragon: Now?!
PigmyWurm: that tree was glowing
Solipsody: See, by playing this repetitive game, you're actually enacting the ancient ritual that allows a talentless hack to ascend to Indy Developer-dom.
Teonly: Wait this is resident evil Theresa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah the NRA is too mainstream these days
Zalbaag: Well, it's almost officially a Horror game, We got to find a Key, soon we will need to restart a Generator
Lord_ZYRK: *cocks gun* always have been
DoodlestheGreat: WELP, we ran into our first key quest.
Kukako: I went away for a while there, did they try to save already?
PigmyWurm: by the gate
LittleVesuvius: now we just need a flashlight to die on us
FarronTheRed: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The truth of your statement haunts me.
bananderson_: I love finding keys to open doors
Teonly: There is a key requirement
Boon_33: Alex can't be possessed by the NRA they had to liquidate their assets due to corruption.
RandomTrivia: Ah no, see, that must be a misunderstanding - they're all SHELLS, now lrrBEEJ
DoodlestheGreat: NOW they're shills... ConcernDoge
SalmirAeon: i think the key will be in the graveyard
Neddy471: The NRA has been entirely concentrated on gun manufacturers for at LEAST the last 30 years.
TehAmelie: fewer Americans are members of NRA than who believe the moon landings were fake
Steelwolf171: They sold out to 'Big Gun'
BloodnBullets: horror game!
Earthenone: i dont belive a save has been attempted
JadedCynic: @WearingCats_CwC depending on your juristiction, anything from life imprisonment to "justifiable self defense" YMMV, IANAL.
PharaohBender27: Yeah, people finally figured out their deal when it came out the NRA president was pretty much spending the money on himself, IIRC
Astra7525: off-brrand Tardis perhaps?
Metric_Furlong: oh right, I forgot my bingo sheet
electric_claire: The NRA recommends that you follow firearm laws and are therefore evil
Foxmar320: That bookshelf is amazing
Anubis169: it's the Armoire of Invincibility
Foxmar320: So thin
hallowedcrow: That meat is in such good shape for a horror game
deathjavu: well, weren't there also lawsuits about the NRA head embezzling and stuff?
boristhewizard: I've gone through that door in kingdom eharts
Kukako: @Earthenone OK, thanks for the info.
Sethalidos: I like swords
control_rig: A little light reading
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
MolaMolaphant: okay, AWOLNation's "SHILL" is a great joke
Violet__Violence: don't
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Anubis169 OMG how dare you make me think of 8 bit theater in the year of our lord 2021
Solipsody: @electric_claire In fairness, they aren't real interested in following laws themselves...
PharaohBender27: @deathjavu Yep.
Izandai: oh my god
Violet__Violence: do that
evilspoons983: stop being self-aware ughh
GlennSeto: not earned
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Man i love when all the things in my house is lit evenly
JessKay: calling attention to your bad writing does not make it good!
offbeatwitch: "who cares"
TheSinisterCheese: The game is self-aware! How quirky!
Akaiatana: This note has some bulletpoints now!
deathjavu: self aware, but not self-aware ENOUGH to know that it's bad
KevinTheShark: a bullet well spent
orionsrise1: the book shelf is more of a tract shelf?
LathosTiran: you are not clever enough to lampshade
CataclysmicReverb: Did we find a worse writer than X-17?
Boon_33: the NRA is against all gun laws... unless it's disarming black Californians.
Anubis169: peas porridge?
Unable_To_Load: How much did this game cost?
BogglesUrMind: 4th-wall breaking so terrible the player just stops reading and leaves. That's almost impressive
tajessa: hey guys! look at my lampshade!
PharaohBender27: Dog food?
MAPBoardgames: The white background on the note was the dev unable to figure out transparency
Violet__Violence: some games are good at being self-aware. this is not one of them lol.
rrtycoon2: A lamp shaped lampshade.
cgwonder: if you lampshade it then it makes the cliche okay!
electric_claire: @Solipsody That was a real gun nut opinion I've heard
KeirenH: "If I'm self aware of my bad writing then it isn't bad writing, right"
evilspoons983: wolfenstein had dog food
Neddy471: @TheSinisterCheese Goddamnit, my eyes rolled too far and now I have to find them under my desk.
Onisquirrel: If you're that self aware, you should've tried to make a better game...
WearingCats_CwC: I think Rise of the Triad had "Monk Meal"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Peas Porridge hot, Peas Porridge cold
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: unless you are Spooky's House of Jumpscares, you have not earned that level of metajoke
RandomTrivia: Commit to the bit ALL the way
Anubis169: in my fridge, 9 days old
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Neddy471: @Boon_33 I mean, you can simplify that to "black people" and you're right on the mark.
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CataclysmicReverb: SAUCY
bananderson_: it's the easiest to fix problem this game has
jonnykefka: If you need your characters to comment on how something in your game is bullshit, maybe it shouldn't be in your game
TheBorzoi: They're saucy, not spicy
Anubis169: 👀
BogglesUrMind: I hope that said Yum
deathjavu: well, that's all the food they had at the asset store
notthepenguins: I like it when a character is meta-aware in general, but not when someone just tries to lampshade bullshit like that makes it okay
Zappeljakob: is this dead by daylight now?
JadedCynic: but Graham, silly is good right? worked for MPFC, right?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I did not read "yum" on that box
TheBorzoi: Why are saucy meatballs in a box?
SalmirAeon: like when Ubisoft had a character in one game said "don't worry, i'm not gotta make you climb towers everywhere..."
malacorath: HZD had my favourite version of self referential dialog
TheMerricat: @chickenace11 so this is one of those deal where there's a lot of stuff out there that in general people don't know about. The MGM movie (i.e the one everyone ever born has seen) wasn't the first oz movie. THe ones before it are all PD now.
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TehAmelie: at a certain point the flaws reach critical mass and become worse as a group than they would be side by side
kdefinition: It's why I don't give shows any slack that are like "wink wink look how ridiculous all this FANSERVICE is"
Tangsm: It just immediately makes you feel like you're wasting your time when the dialogue does that. "Not even the designer thinks I should be here."
TheBorzoi: Wouldn't the box disintegrate?
Anubis169: my effing eyes... notes...
BogglesUrMind: The sauce is powdered and you add liquid
t3h_f1gm3nt: god the white backgrounds for the notes is really jarring
Earthenone: just add sauce!
Metric_Furlong: trying to remember what the turkey city lexicon term for doing that was
bananderson_: it's like box wine and there's a bag in there
Astra7525: "assembly required"
Sharkdog58: dehydrated saucy meatballs, ah, right
Anubis169: Dehydrated meatballs... mmm student food
chickenace11: what flavor are these flakes? yum flavored
KeirenH: if you are going to be self aware of your tropes, you need to also then subvert them
adi_pie: I cannot answer that question in a not NSFW way, graham.
delta__vee: shelf-stable meat
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sauce is in a packet?
rangerboy87: Spicy meatballs...just add spicy
LarkSachrosis: Some sort of hamburger helper situation?
Greyah: So they're dehydrated meatballs? Shelf-stable, just add water?
PixelArtDragon: They're IKEA meatballs Kappa
fastlane250: Water-Activated Meatballs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: definitely don't put saucy meatballs in a box! the sauce will go everywhere!
Violet__Violence: just stahp
rabbitgta: it's almost like they pull the pin out of the grenade and complain that they don't like explosion and throwing and them blow themselves up
Tom_Bruise: serious answer; the box is probably non-reactive. sassy answer; box.
orionsrise1: because spicy meatballs should be stored in a sack
Jmonkey49: that's what makes kill la kill so great
t3h_f1gm3nt: yoko taro is horny on main and OWNS it
BogglesUrMind: You killed uncle fester!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
34Witches: yum
insanecat6mtg: Aaaand... I'm back. Are they still on the second game of the day?
KartoffelKaiser: iirc Yoko Taro's response was "I like girls"
Unable_To_Load: Yoko Taro is a legend
MolaMolaphant: Yeah, I have waaaay more respect for 2B than for Quiet
Thomas: ಠ___________ಠ
DoodlestheGreat: "Because I like pretty girls." - Yoko Taro.
KeytarCat: I had plastic bags of frozen meatballs, so box is...fine?
Akaiatana: His sexiness is in his jeans
TheSinisterCheese: Seems like you just shot my old boss. He looks exactly like that. Thanks!
accountmadeforants: Yoko Taro is not ashamed of his words and deeds.
RaklarLS: It'd be better if they just kept going "do you like it? do you like the fan service? Good! Here's more! How about now? No? MORE!" etc.
Spacecarl: Like I appreciate how in the recent Resident Evil games, Ethan occasionally goes "Who built this shit" after weird puzzles. But thats just how Resident Evil works
Tom_Bruise: I too enjoy Fat Thor
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I think Yoko Taro's opinion/design is dumb. But I do respect that he's at least more honest about it thatn fucking Kojima.
Penguino_Rojo: hey, i represent that zombie body!
orionsrise1: that was a good looking dude right there!
notthepenguins: on the converse, the "well it's hot" doesnt make it unproblematic either
Izandai: Truth.
KevinTheShark: Yeah, we need contrast
notthepenguins: yeah
eXTeeGi: Yes plz I need more ugly representation in my media
FarronTheRed: Damn. I thought I lost sound on the stream. I actually just muted "the tab." You win today, Internet.
Hangedman: sexy for no reason and with no effect
GlennSeto: We can't all look like Tor Johnson.
MAPBoardgames: o8-<
TheThromborax: Quiet wouldn't have been a problem if Kojima hadn't tried to explain it away
MolaMolaphant: this was the thread from ... clint something... that was a great thread.
Foxmar320: Oh yeah
Thomas: OOOF
tajessa: this is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
bananderson_: extremely sad
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sexy as defined by a singular group...
Thomas: It was painful
NightValien28: when you make a character sexy that's fine, just don't make it awful and poorly written
PixelArtDragon: It's "what a very specific group of people find sexy" characters
Decaped: Yoko Taro's design is great because it works both as "I like girls" and also as an in universe social statement
Izandai: oh my god
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kdefinition: I was in a chat where there was a dude who legitimately did not understand why the devs of Returnal didn't make the main character some bimbo hottie and my eyes were bleeding.
KartoffelKaiser: fuck
DeM0nFiRe: oof
Foxmar320: That video is really hard to watch
ContingentCat: oh noooo
NightValien28: she just wanted to see sylvannas not to be an absolute shit
tajessa: oh god that was so painful to watch. they were AWFUL.
JustNotAFox: fluffyfoxFine
Boon_33: oofa
Drasvin: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: fucking hell
Alness49: Like, we all liked Lady D because she's sexy AND different!
LittleVesuvius: that's awful
Unable_To_Load: OOF
BrowneePoints: That was Alex Afrasiabi that said that too wasn't it
TehAmelie: Victoria's secret, or just Victorian era beauty
LittleVesuvius: I feel so bad for her omg
TheThromborax: those people suck
empyreon: riffUghh
FarronTheRed: BIG OOFS
evilspoons983: lrrSPOOP
Astra7525: Missing the point SO HARD
OutOfSpaceAndTime: If you're going to steer into the sexy, have the decency to be good.
niccus: i'm starting to think that uhhhhhh there were warning signs
notthepenguins: "Could you imagine sylvanas any other way?" and "We can use a different catalog"
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GlennSeto: That defies parody, Jesus...
cgwonder: oh hey its james
PixelArtDragon: I don't know, the John Deere catalog? For dumptrucks?
TheMerricat: they did an interview with the lady in that video post the AB stuff it was rather interesting as well.
monakai: woooow
notthepenguins: Nah @BrowneePoints but he was on the panel
hallowedcrow: LL bean catalogue would be a start
NightValien28: yeah that guy doesn't, his buddies still do though
Hangedman: there's a good-ass article about Jesse Faden from Control in that twitter thread
Perchipy: Blizzard sucks
notthepenguins: i dont believe he said it though
Tom_Bruise: hey, we'll take whatever reason that guy's not working there anymore
Violet__Violence: ohshitohshitohshit!!
evilspoons983: "gotta poop!"
Spacecarl: Then they made a female tauren joke. so that was fun tooo. ugh
Spacepup: They are just spawning those zombs in behind you
TheBorzoi: "Crap. I was supposed to attack you before you went in there"
bananderson_: they also very obviously took that poor lady's advice in the long run
Laserbeaks_Fury: shot the toast right ou tof his mouth
elah806: I am pretty sure we've seen that run animation before too
NightValien28: and that guy now works at riot
accountmadeforants: "Is this the bathroom? I need to cut the line, I'm so sorry!"
Astramentha: It SHOULD have been for that reason.
LittleVesuvius: is this a "collect pages" game too
Akaiatana: @loadingreadyrun He's a zombie. He's late by definition
SeismicLawns: god this writing is horrendous
offbeatwitch: this game fucking sucks lmfao
cabforpitt: some hint
tajessa: wow. what a great hint.
Tom_Bruise: this crypt's a dick
Izandai: I think this game just sucks.
Violet__Violence: ow
Orgmastron: ResidentSleeper
Thomas: That's his scrote
fastlane250: some hint. singular.
MAPBoardgames: Holy shit
malacorath: and the people who put him there, are still there
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I spent a lot of time trying to figure out why Bayonetta didn't bother me when fanservice usually does. I think it boils down to Bayonetta the character clearly being in control of her sexuality and displaying it on her terms. She wears fashionable clothing, not a thong. She deliberately poses for the camera instead of being ogled while she's trying to do her job.
Unable_To_Load: guide the player with light
WearingCats_CwC: Been there
Earthenone: your princess is in annother crypt
LittleVesuvius: oh my god augh
orionsrise1: would sir like another crypt?
adi_pie: Clearly a slavic country this
JadedCynic: I mean I guess we know how that guy died...
JustNotAFox: I'm sorry Alex but the "plot" is in another crypt
Sharkdog58: have you considered getting good? Muahahaha.. *cought*
TehAmelie: is it a poop or is elephantiasis of the testicles?
Aarek: now blizzard is removing the slightly sexy artwork (that is a very obvious reference to a real world artpiece)
notthepenguins: Bayonetta is very clearly putting on a performance yeah
chickenace11: why does part me hope that the statue in that cypt is just the maker of this game
Izandai: The last game was interesting in its absurdity, this game is trying to be clever and failing miserably.
rrtycoon2: No, that's the hurt now AND later type.
SquareDotCube: "Have you tried left crypt?"
OutOfSpaceAndTime: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Also, the game was good.
Violet__Violence: exactly that, yes
BrowneePoints: When sexuality is under the agency of the character and/or actually serves a narrative purpose it is no longer fanservice
eric_christian_berg: I'm uncomfortable with the familiar tone of the dev.
Violet__Violence: she's hot and she knows it
GlennSeto: Yeah, Bayonetta is a treasure.
KakuEpsilon: Would it be at all possible to move the Alex and Graham from the corner so we can see both sides of the UI?
FarronTheRed: Ooo, that's not a bad summary and compare-contrast.
BusTed: "ok."
Thomas: death: 1/5 stars
adi_pie: Looks very :|
Foxmar320: Yeah Bayonetta doesn't bother me either. Also wasn't she designed by a woman?
Astra7525: "Mondays"
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MAPBoardgames: "Sigh. It's a living..."
ArtemisHuntress: that skull had a lot of meat on it
TotallyNotaBeholder: 'Mondays, amirite'
notthepenguins: And it's not in the shallow way you see sometimes where a character is "empowered" but is actually still portrayed as an object
noSmokeFire: I forgot it was garbage day!
adelius3: Can I just say, so glad W+P is back :)
FionasGotIT: "I said I wanted to get ahead in life, this is NOT what I was talking about"
BogglesUrMind: "Meaty Ochre" is my favorite Bear paint color. I use it in my master bedroom
Invitare: "Bayonetta is the greatest thing in her universe and she knows it" is what I get
Neddy471: @notthepenguins I think that's the key.
Hangedman: 100 | 100
BtEtta: "This wasn't the career in videogames I was promised"
rrtycoon2: Eh, it's her terms, but who writes "her terms"
accountmadeforants: Very consistent ECG!
JadedCynic: "Well, at least they're going to let me die - they could have turned me into a zombie"
orionsrise1: at least I ain't gotta pay rent tomorrow
bytecaster: Generic HP display #1
TehAmelie: "i'm just one skull in the skull pile"
TheBorzoi: It's the default Unity UI, I think
Gildan_Bladeborn: They meant like "over a few bit in from the side", not "swap sides".
LittleVesuvius: the first thing that popped into my head: "You will be Meaty Skull, love interest of the Statue Lady
frostownik: the UI font is V E R Y Half Life 2
Neddy471: @rrtycoon2 That's the counter-argument.
RandomTrivia: A key? This really IS a horror game!
Orgmastron: K E Y S
SquareDotCube: "Hold my buckshot"
MolaMolaphant: The thread that Alex mentioned included a comment about how Lady D didn't get a backlash cause they like actually designed a character people were into, not the same generic nonsense
Solipsody: This game sure does keep happening.
GlennSeto: Toast in mouth vibes.
insanecat6mtg: Oh yeah. Bayonetta has the confidence that makes it clear she is being sexy for herself and no one else.
KakuEpsilon: Fair enough, I guess it'd be weird to put the thing in the direct middle so you can see the entire UI
Boon_33: it's a trap!
Tangsm: I wonder if there even are extra lives you can store? Maybe you should be looking around for mushrooms.
Thomas: you got to the altar
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Bayonetta actually made me pretty uncomfortable but I have bad reactions to oversexualized stuff in general so I'm just weird
offbeatwitch: i think you walked backwards into a trigger
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Snowcookies: claps
Violet__Violence: haaaaaaa
LittleVesuvius: why is the zombie running in the "need to pee" fashion
Sharkdog58: Eyyyy
CataclysmicReverb: "I'm late for my appointment"
PharaohBender27: rimshot!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN ?
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO
Boon_33: ba-dum-tish
rabbitgta: nice SeemsGood
notthepenguins: @notthepenguins Yeah, there are any number of games that try to make that excuse but its clear they just wanted to draw a lady with her tits out, because the portrayal never backs up that meta-statement
MikoKisai: @TheBorzoi It's GameGuru, and this is the UI in *every* GameGuru game
PixelArtDragon: @PharaohBender27 Literally!
Violet__Violence: it's always pronounced wrong in-game, but yeah that's how it's pronounced lol
Foxmar320: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
notthepenguins: lmfao
adi_pie: It's true.
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a surprise! Kappa
Neddy471: @notthepenguins ::cough:: Metal Gear Solid's Silent ::cough::
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Unable_To_Load: like REALLY love
fastlane250: big lady
Hangedman: yeah, a fictional character doesn't actually have agency, but they can at least avoid tropes and bullshit
KevinTheShark: Jeez Alex, you didn't have to SAY it
TheBorzoi: @MikoKisai My mistake.
Violet__Violence: big pretty lady
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It makes such a difference when the character themselves is like "hey, wanna see me strike a sexy pose?" as opposed to the camera framing her in a sexy pose. Also Bayonetta wearing expensive, fashionable clothing that a person might reasonably buy for themselves, rather than being forced into a bikini by the game.
offbeatwitch: oh no
ContingentCat: ah just better character design
RandomTrivia: Welp
cabforpitt: how many chapters are there?
The_Ninjurai: Graham's jacket goes with this games title colors
Decaped: was Bayonetta the first Large Lady of video games?
adi_pie: Destiny is determined to only serve us up more tall ladies that may or may not stomp us
elah806: That was the realization I had with new Kratos
SleepyDeveloper: nine foot tall curvy women need love too
LittleVesuvius: If this is the same game engine as Elves Adventure, we know that this engine has a kill field
subspacenova: @Decaped Samus
bytecaster: What made this game "Steam enhanced"?
Tom_Bruise: Lady Dimitrescu; the tallest glass of mommy milky
TehAmelie: how about Mother Brain
eXTeeGi: They trick you by putting Resume on the bottom
kdefinition: "Steam Enhanced" I doubt it
Easilycrazyhat: That was the enhanced version?
Sharkdog58: well that was amusingly mediocre to bad
couldntpickausername: did we find either a ritual or horror?
MAPBoardgames: The Ritual: Steam Enhanced Ed.
BrowneePoints: Yea Graham, I got into a big convo with a friend about why most people give Kill la Kill a pass because bodily expression is key to the media(while still being eyebrow raising), whereas people REALLY hate the fanservice in Fire Force because it serves nothing and is to the detriment of the characters.
accountmadeforants: "Steam Enhanced Edition" - Infused with Steam!
notthepenguins: Silence is an adjacent trope IMO in that she's not really shown as in control of her sexuality as it's "oh theres an Excuse"
34Witches: chapter 2: like chapter 1, but more!
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun and people on the internet are surprisingly masocistic considering how many step on me i saw associated with her
animated_fairy: Big booba lady ❤️
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sophieisagirl: now I'm just thinking about tracer's old victory pose. Both the old version and the new version are clearly both meant to be sexual, but one of them feels like tracer being herself in an attractive fashion, and one feels like the animators just being horny
TheMerricat: ?codefall
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notthepenguins: @BrowneePoints People should 100% not give Kill la Kill a pass
eric_christian_berg: Graham, what is the lining of your jacket an elevation map of?
Violet__Violence: oh good
RandomTrivia: oh no
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh yeah Destiny is all tall ladies right now. Like I think all current main antagonists are tall ladies.
tajessa: oh noooo
notthepenguins: Kill la Kill is the exact kind of shallow portrayal that doesnt carry through
Violet__Violence: because steam doesn't have enough asset flips evidently
JadedCynic: I mean as the character design goes, meh. For the *character* I found her also a little meh - snobby, easily angered and resorts to a violent tantrum. okay, par for the course.
Jmonkey49: @notthepenguins why not? it's a parody
Orgmastron: Really? I never would have guessed. Kappa
Astra7525: I was gonna say: I immediately recognized that character model as an asset.
MyBuddySuperfly: "prologe"
Sharkdog58: there is an endless mode..*shudder*
bananderson_: prologe
SeismicLawns: prologe
SquareDotCube: "Prologe"
PixelArtDragon: Oh, I think I've seen this asset bundle for sale
Foxmar320: What was this one called? I missed it
LittleVesuvius: Prologe
Violet__Violence: prologe
RaklarLS: that was some avant-garde banjo playing
TheSinisterCheese: Wait... People still do asset flips? That is so 2010.
accountmadeforants: Ah, the three genders, "Prologe", "Episode 1" and "Endless Mode"
MAPBoardgames: Tactical
Tangsm: Be like the tumbleweed.
rabbitgta: dark souls western edition
electra310: Tumbleweed special
LittleVesuvius: @Foxmar320 "Find your way"
BogglesUrMind: It's an info column
orionsrise1: I gotta go start dinner, good luck Alex
SleepyDeveloper: HOLD UP..... did he just mag load a revolver?
Solipsody: Did he just change the clip in his revolver?
noSmokeFire: it's an information kiosk
evilspoons983: some people say "asset flip", others will say "collaborative game-making via exchange of money"
Izandai: @sophieisagirl God, that is some *classic* "Horny Entitled Gamers Being Horny And Entitled" discourse.
Neddy471: @Solipsody Yes.
bytecaster: Respect the red pillar
KeytarCat: @Solipsody absolutely did
Tom_Bruise: somersaultin' through the desert on a horse with no name, it's good to get out of the rain
Foxmar320: LittleVesuvius thank you!
MAPBoardgames: Slide that magazine into that revolver!
JadedCynic: then the memes around her are equally meh....except for the ones where LadyD is getting puzzled by all the thirst about her and when she realizes she just lashes out :)
ArtemisHuntress: lol Bryce Canyon?
Sharkdog58: unless?
Gekyouryuu: "mah name's not Shane, kid."
Snowcookies: The Guys
NimrodXIV: wait what
delta__vee: it would be better that handwriting font from the last one if it was a little bigger...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Make sure the city is empty translates to "kill everyone", doesn't it.
electra310: Your guys are all zombies now
adi_pie: Now I just have the Big Iron song in my head again
JadedCynic: just SPAWN gun in your hands
Neddy471: "Ah yes, the Clip-Loaded revolvers, very popular in the 1850s"
cabforpitt: how do i hands
Unable_To_Load: BIIIIG IRON
rrtycoon2: Goin for Texas Red?
SleepyDeveloper: Magazine, not clip
BogglesUrMind: Cat dog... Caat doog
ArtemisHuntress: Bryce Canyon is a real place, and I'm willing to bet it's nothing like this will show it
MikoKisai: what is your left hand doing
RaklarLS: Beeg IRN.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: If there's one thing Lady D proved, it's that female game characters don't have to show skin to get the fanbase thirsty.
UncannyJimjams: Quick! shoot your yeehaw gun!
GlennSeto: This is an FPS animation presented in 3rd.
notthepenguins: @Jmonkey49 It's not, really. It tries to hide behind "it's a parody" and "just be in control of your own body" but the visual language and portrayal of the show is all just going "here's the hot ladies show me their sexy bodies" (and it's not even equal opportunity, because the men being sexualized is made a joke)
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MDK_Marshal: If my revolver doesn't have a clippazine then I'm just dissapointed
Neddy471: @MikoKisai the clip.
TheVerminking: Oh shoot, they switched games while I was making coffee, what's this one?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
richard_ermen: I love the entire New Vegas soundtrack ^^
Solipsody: Isn't big iron what IBM used to specialize in?
Neddy471: Cradling the clip.
Despoiler98: six shooter
notthepenguins: (but this is getting off topic, sorry mods)
Saintnex: I feel like we have heard the sound track before…
BrowneePoints: @notthepenguins I highly disagree about the "shallow" aspect but yes I agree KlK has deserved criticism it needs levied. If you want a less nuanced and more straightforward example, FMA:B
cgwonder: it's for when you need to shoot some guys but also give osmeone directions down the street
TheBorzoi: Silly Alex expecting the stairs to be solid
ContingentCat: that second hand nearby is very important
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're missing most of those shots actually.
BogglesUrMind: If a dog were to hold a gun. Would he hold a gun like this... or like this?
Nekuia: phoooooone
deathjavu: your character is a terrible shot
LittleVesuvius: @Foxmar320 Sure thing! I've got this on while I do work around the house
Violet__Violence: hi phone
Snowcookies: zombies know how to use guns?
ArtemisHuntress: You appear to list to the side
MAPBoardgames: Aim for the feet?
CataclysmicReverb: Accurate portrayal of pre-rifling firearma
mizzytastic: what are hit boxes?
Crad0k: i'm only relatively sure they didn't make 9-shooters
Critterbot: 9... That's a very unusual amount for a revolver cylinder to hold.
ContingentCat: I use that ringtone too and was so confused for a second
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think your accuracy might be... bad, while moving.
LittleVesuvius: whoa whoa whoa what the f
KartoffelKaiser: SeriousSloth Alex someone's trying to call you about your car's extended warranty SeriousSloth
rangerboy87: Alex...mute your rude
KevinTheShark: Well holy MOLY
Astra7525: Do the phone scammers call you always at the same time?
Spacepup: Definitely some OFFSET to that big iron.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow, this game has the most faithful portrayal of the accuracy of wild west revolvers I've yet seen
evilspoons983: that shotgun sound is extremely familiar
LarkSachrosis: That escalated quickly
GhostValv: more like the shitgun :)
Aarek: is that a pump action break action shotgun?
KeirenH: because it does actually shoot where you aim
UncannyJimjams: it's about to be high noon in here once I get out my B I G I R O N
Boon_33: Q for new location?
PixelArtDragon: Oh, wow. They got the "cast a raytrace from the camera" but they forgot to put a plane for it to use to make sure the shots are all level!
mizzytastic: is that a hell portal?
JadedCynic: @CataclysmicReverb ahhhh, they're all smoothbore; that explains it
Easilycrazyhat: how is the aim so bad? The cursor was ON them.
spacecolours: Those trees look like runescape
animated_fairy: I think it’s a range thing?
MAPBoardgames: We we said "go west" we didn't mean "go left"
bytecaster: Are you aiming at the ground?
animated_fairy: Though a pistol would have better range that that
Thomas: why is there a Doom portal to Hell here?
evilspoons983: I think you have to aim *behind* them
Hangedman: the gun's aiming at the cursor but the cursor's not properly aligned with enemies (or anything)
The_Ninjurai: This reminds me of something I'd play on NewGrounds
aWabbajack: this is not Weird West or West of Dead right?
NightValien28: Thomas this is wild west mars
rabbitgta: friendly reminder from Alex don't saw off your shotgun for apocalypse then you can out range everyone who did
Gildan_Bladeborn: You have to "make sure the town is empty" first.
SquareDotCube: Bryse
PixelArtDragon: Unless
JadedCynic: the crosshair cursor does NOT indicate where your character is aiming, interestingly
KevinTheShark: Ah yes, U R Here
Boon_33: Q to change location?
JadedCynic: how subversive
Jmonkey49: @notthepenguins no 8ts definitely parody and equal opportunity and everything is made a joke. "People die from blood loss".
Unable_To_Load: Q for go
Foxmar320: No witnesses
Thomas: @NightValien28 Oh, so it's in the Sparks Nevada universe?
bananderson_: if only it was G for go
Earthenone: this is how the old fashioned ghost towns were made :P
LittleVesuvius: this looks as impossible as Journey of the Prairie King, controls wise
LarkSachrosis: Man the new season of West World really doesn't live up to expectations lrrBEEJ
TheBorzoi: It said to make sure town is empty then go west. That means the camera defaulted to pointing south which feels weird to me
Alness49: Camera Wranglin'
TheSinisterCheese: Could you like somehow zoom out even more? Till the beige character blends in to the beige sand?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why do they have perfect accuracy?
RandomTrivia: LUL
momma_tatts: The aim seems to be misaligned with the target
BogglesUrMind: If you have to soak a bullet for every kill I think you're gonna die
LarkSachrosis: One (1) fella
JadedCynic: @Ba_Dum_Tish because THEY adjusted their sights; evidently we're not allowed to
Dumori: A little of that ol' Kentucky windage
wildpeaks: this looks very familiar, didn't we play this game before ?
BrowneePoints: Pardner Graham. Pardner
WearingCats_CwC: We call that a cocktus
BrowneePoints: OH GOD
notthepenguins: @Jmonkey49 Hard disagree. As someone who's into dudes as well as ladies, the disparity in portrayal was really, really apparent. Sexualization is about portrayal, not skin coverage.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no... the bodies are physics objects.
BrowneePoints: Graham i just snorted Cola at that
GhostValv: standard horses or metric?
KevinTheShark: Now.... this game doesn't seem UN-FUN. It has its problems. But it has some kind of promise
BrowneePoints: my sinuses, they burn
LarkSachrosis: Metric or imperial pardners?
rocketjohn: Americans will use anything but metric
PixelArtDragon: Americans using literally anything to measure but the metric system
cabforpitt: that boy's a few pardners short of a posse
accountmadeforants: The vertical measurement is sideways pardners
SquareDotCube: oh no, they did the thing where the mouse cursor's anchored to the center and draws down and right instead of center
Jmonkey49: @notthepenguins literally everything single character gets naked in the climax of the show
TheSinisterCheese: How many radians is 1 posse and a partner?
SerGarretCameron: the new 'Murican 'Perial system of measurement.
Izandai: @PixelArtDragon PrideLaugh
TehAmelie: Can't Draw (a Bead on) Horses Club here
Boon_33: is the aimpoint the topleft corner of the cursor graphic?
Crad0k: maybe it's set for someone who's left handed?
Lord_ZYRK: C'mon now, Bill, yer fencepost is 2.3 posses over the dagum property line!
electra310: What is the metric pardner?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: pretty sure I saw that Sharpe's carbine in True Grit, yeah
RaklarLS: A Posse Pardner, A Posse Two Pardner...
eric_christian_berg: Fallout New Vegas had a Varmint Rifle.
Solipsody: @KevinTheShark Of course, and I'm sure the free version they took and are selling was just as good.
LarkSachrosis: How many rascals to a varmint?
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Traion: @pixelartdragon the UK is backsliding now too....
Foxmar320: I got solo chicken twice in PUBG. Clearly I mastered that game.
JadedCynic: @SerGarretCameron nah, the latest is to measure area by 'washing machines'
KevinTheShark: @solipsody I see your point
Dumori: @Boon_33 Yeah I think it's the the top left of the square .png
Onisquirrel: I have to wonder why they made elevation matter for this game. Otherwise it seems like a fun enough concept.
Pabs0210: lrrGRAHAM lrrALEX
notthepenguins: @Jmonkey49 Not going to continue this here, but I already addressed why that doesn't mean much.
Thomas: I have exactly one solo win in PUBG
JadedCynic: on that note...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Should probably prioritize the ones that can shoot back.
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fastlane250: The boys are back in town to kill you
Rhynerd: That looks like two posses worth of boys there.
TehAmelie: are we cleaning up Tull Gunslinger style now?
MAPBoardgames: You hit the info pillar
PixelArtDragon: You shouldn't have made that milkshake, it brought all the boys to the yard
ND_Ericson: oooooooh it's garbage day!!
CataclysmicReverb: We hit the information pylon...
Alness49: Oh lawd they mosey'n!
TheSinisterCheese: Tbh. I think those were "outside of the town". What is this game, inconsistent? No way!
Foxmar320: Both times I won solo in PUBG was me not moving hiding in a bush
TheBorzoi: Why have you been tasked with slaughtering the town?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Posse Comminatus
BrowneePoints: Ah yes, the American Jedi. Heineken Skywalker
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Monocled_Falcon: One sheriff fights the entire midwest
Jmonkey49: @notthepenguins I think you're being obtuse and disingenuous and I going to stop now
noSmokeFire: it can't be a horror game, though, there's no keys
ND_Ericson: not enough stopping powah!
Tangsm: You want to reduce their health a bit by pathing them through the cacti.
RandomTrivia: Ah, a Resident Evil boss!
Dumori: Man vs the entire township of Tombstone for some reason
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Simriel: Where is the Stoppin Powah
ThermobaricKitten: did they have PCP at thispoint in thime?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't shot Mongo, it just makes him mad
RandomTrivia: Welp
Earthenone: !y
GlennSeto: I've seen that James Cameron movie.
KevinTheShark: Darn
TheAinMAP: Drat.
iris_of_ether: "when you drill a guy"
Boon_33: HONK
devil_dan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
Unable_To_Load: F
BogglesUrMind: Just you and me pard-nuh!
JadedCynic: badly made, poorly calibrated mechanics
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: If you're not under the trapdoor, run away.
KeytarCat: Spaghetti code western
Zappeljakob: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
rabbitgta: each man require 1 lb of lead
Electrodyne: !homk
Anstu: lrrEFF
SquareDotCube: It's a rotini western
Foxmar320: yessss
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: LUL
RandomTrivia: ALEX LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
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zimmercj: georgDuck honk you say?
Boon_33: Lul
offbeatwitch: get Landfall on the phone
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: boooooooOOOOOOO
offbeatwitch: they'll do it
MAPBoardgames: !y
LittleVesuvius: have y'all played Captain Dangle
t3h_f1gm3nt: gdi alex
ButButTheJesus: ALEX
Electrodyne: !honk
Unable_To_Load: good joke
MolaMolaphant: just noodlin' the idea around
Ba_Dum_Tish: Octodad goes west
eric_christian_berg: Sounds like a Totally Accurate game.
JadedCynic: How The West Was Weird
ND_Ericson: thanks, I hate it
LittleVesuvius: It's Octodad like but you're a sherriff
TehAmelie: we're punning for gold today
LittleVesuvius: (I can't spell)
Earthenone: im sure they will call it totally accuracte cowpoke simulator or something, but im sure it will exist
Alness49: The song choice I feel is deliberate
malacorath: what a song to follow
LittleVesuvius: I don't remember its full name but there is an Octodad-like game with you as a sheriff. I don't actually know how serious it is, I didn't pay close attention, but it would probably qualify for W+P
ContingentCat: !advice
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TehAmelie: hai
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TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: M'levolence
adi_pie: Yeah, okay.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no
CAKHost: Spoopy
noSmokeFire: sword of acronyms, got it
NightValien28: that names feel familiar, not sure why
Foxmar320: Ima have to spell check that one lol
SoundGuy0dB: lol sounds fun
Astra7525: oh hey. Equinox is today/tomorrow
FarronTheRed: Oh goodie.....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sword of Acronox? I think I've fought that Hive miniboss.
Ba_Dum_Tish: The longer the title the better correcT?
JustNotAFox: :O wait I might know this game
BusTed: Wat button
RandomTrivia: How much processing power can it really take to render Cliff Richards lrrBEJ
malacorath: gcu, I was that close
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Zappeljakob: Oh boy, strafe is Q and E
TheBorzoi: Detail level is 640
MAPBoardgames: details: 640
Unable_To_Load: maximum detail
JessKay: ooh 640 whole details
quillilian: A little bloom. As a treat
KeirenH: wait, is a a reskinned version of the old source boot menu?
evilspoons983: diablo font?
korvys: That... is the diablo font
RandomTrivia: Oooh, the resolution is almost as high as Krondor!
accountmadeforants: is this that Diablo 2 remake I've been hearing so much about?
KeirenH: oh boy
MAPBoardgames: Original art. That's somethign
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait was that menu option "We actually finished it?"
TheBorzoi: It's that one just Xena?
Izandai: Yeah, that's about right.
CataclysmicReverb: Props for making their own art I suppose?
TheSinisterCheese: This menu oozes 90's
Metric_Furlong: and multiple voice options
Thomas: "which flavor of busty would you prefer?"
Solipsody: Well, it's nice that the dev let his little sister do the art. Mom must have been happy they were getting along.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That title reminds me of Malignant, which is a film that Graham and Alex should definitely see if they have not done so yet.
Boon_33: these women seem to all have somthing in common.
eric_christian_berg: Two bits that it is first person and this choice has no bearing on anything.
Izandai: EUGH
Dumori: Is this game from 98?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: all of them with watermelons just stapled on their chests, wow.
Gizmoloid: So which catalogue do these outfits come from? LUL
quasi79fu: im concerned
RaklarLS: diablo font!
Pabs0210: Well she is a girl
JessKay: @eric_christian_berg no bet
MrUglama: i mean, armor works as long as you are hit on the armor instead of your body
enkor2113: it sounded like she was just saying "i'm girl"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maggie?
RandomTrivia: This character is going to read us audiobooks? lrrBEEJ
Simriel: That is for sure the Diablo fony
PixelArtDragon: Wait, "reset steam achievements"?
malacorath: and with how fast ABZ are pushing diablo this'll probably run better
TheSinisterCheese: What are the male options? THey must as "middle schooler's idea of masculinity" as the female ones.
JadedCynic: that was very 'hire on Twitter' voice work - nice, but...kinda generic
accountmadeforants: Wait, the O in HENLO became the Smash Bros. O instead of the Diablo O!
SoundGuy0dB: lol, unpranouncable, love it already
korvys: Voiced, wow
kumatsu: Oh boy, Proper Nouns
BusTed: mmhm
Solipsody: @Gizmoloid Any catalog if you have a pair of scissors.
Pabs0210: That's a flyer for an orgy!
RvLeshrac: @accountmadeforants The DiablO
Dumori: Better get a beer we 80's Adventure film now!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if it's been 900 years since the end of times, then it wasn't the END of times, now was it!??
WearingCats_CwC: cool
Simriel: Check, it wants to be Diablo
Ba_Dum_Tish: After 900 years we are free to play the ggarbage games
LittleVesuvius: I am
kdefinition: Then how do you measure time if it's over?
Metric_Furlong: if time ended, how have you measured 900 years>
LittleVesuvius: confused
GlennSeto: How is there still recorded history?
t3h_f1gm3nt: what? i cant understand you!
hippitybobbity: how do years keep happening after the end of time please? and how did it happen 900 times
34Witches: "magical realm", eh
momma_tatts: The magical realm of Caillou?????
Ukon_Cairns: how much times passed since the end of times? miasWow
quasi79fu: sword came to life on its own???
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: also hey Graham high fives for same shirt! I love that shirt.
Simriel: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I mean... Warhammer did End it's world.
Unable_To_Load: this is the prequel to Loop Hero
elah806: This is almost as bad as the opening of Wizards
Doc_Layzah: wait, is this the Myst book origin story?
adi_pie: Also, if it destroyed all creation how was time passing?
Opera707: oh hell yea watch & play just what i need right now
RandomTrivia: Somebody had to stand in front of a microphone and record this. +1 production value
KevinTheShark: Sir. Sir. My book is scrolling, I'm pretty sure its not meant to do that
TemporallyAwry: world inside a sword - not the weirdest origin myth.
offbeatwitch: that's some tiddies
Invitare: this voice acting is suspicously high budget for this stream
WearingCats_CwC: titties!
Monocled_Falcon: Stories of the end of time were greatly exaggerated
rocketjohn: galadriel, is that you?
Cleekru: REunite?
GlennSeto: The dream.
hallowedcrow: One ring to rule them all...
ArkhamArchivist: One Soul Purpose
eric_christian_berg: The end of time cannot defeat.... breasts.
PixelArtDragon: Wait, this is probably another school project.
Solipsody: I always wanted to play somebody's high school notebook doodles.
Gizmoloid: @Solipsody Hah! You're right, some of them did look like chopped up normal outfits.
Zappeljakob: which mortals, aren't they all dead, with reality destroyed and stuff?
TehAmelie: it would be a new twist if they spent the whole budget on the narrator VA
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Invitare In that it wasn't recorded in the devs bedroom?
Boon_33: butt
Saintnex: Dark Souls or very LotR
offbeatwitch: that is a very round ass
TheBorzoi: Is it just me, or does it sound like the microphone didn't have a pop filter when they recorded these lines?
Thomas: "The Blade Clergy" feels like "Gun Kata" shit
MrUglama: still going on huh
Sogheim: I don't see how this could be any better than the one where you fought giant demons with a scythe
offbeatwitch: Firm Butt
Tangsm: "learning them in ways of the sword"
adi_pie: Sword doesn't sound like a real word anymore
electra310: Into every generation, a sword person is born
Dumori: @Saintnex Lord of the Soul
ArtemisHuntress: "I'll learn you"
GlennSeto: What do they study in the Temple of the Blade?
monsieur_squirrel: tldr?
SoundGuy0dB: I sent a wee Watch & Play suggestion @graham_LRR am hoping you recieved it! Tho I understand theres a backlog, think it will be interesting tho
MAPBoardgames: Blade Clergy? We'll have nun of that.
Greyah: I checked out about two paragraphs into that. What's happening.
ThermobaricKitten: Take a shot every time she says sword or blade
BobaThaiTea: how many times did they say sword?
RandomTrivia: See this? THIS is how you use tropes/cliches. You commit ALL the way
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I went to get a drink and this is still goddamn going
Boon_33: wow, sure is alot of plot going on
aWabbajack: One school project that made it to steam that was super well done: Blood Spear, done in Montreal I think feliciaToronto
MrUglama: sword sword sword
KartoffelKaiser: ResidentSleeper
cabforpitt: this is so long wow
Pabs0210: Is this going to be in the test?
Pteraspidomorphi: It goes on and on
frostownik: while you studied the blade, we studied the actual blade
Metric_Furlong: The Blade Clergy. or "The Blergy"
TheSinisterCheese: How long is this narration? Did they pay the narrator by word or by minute?!
WearingCats_CwC: The Avatar was lost for 100 years
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice art though
Earthenone: RIP to anyone playing the sword drinking game
PixelArtDragon: Wow, this is actually longer than the Dark Souls intro.
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants The DiablꚚ
aWabbajack: Staay Awhile and Read
RatekStormcrow: While you where watching the End of the world I STUDIED THE BLADE
Critterbot: Scrolling too fast.
fuzzy_died: Tell don't Show?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I foolishly thought that because there was no more text appearing from the bottom for a bit, that the narration was over. But there was just a larger than normal gap in the text.
Dumori: Wait the text is like 1-3 paragraphs ahead
Simriel: Wait that's a fountain tip nib
JadedCynic: again and again adn again - yet never manages to accomplish its goal? Sounds like there's a flaw in the process that needs to addressed
KartoffelKaiser: props though this does actually look cool
Solipsody: @Thomas "We have analyzed thousands of hours of recorded sword fights (the Lord of the Rings movies and the Princess Bride) and determined the statistically most effective stances to look cool while backlit."
cabforpitt: just write an actual book
fastlane250: When do we get to the game?
Pabs0210: Im not paying attention, im going to fail the test !
dragonflare9: is this "games with books and bad fonts" garbage day?
Metric_Furlong: I'm marking off 'wall of text' on my bingo sheet
JohnLockeCole: @Greyah Magic Sword Makes world, magic sword makes special people to protect world, Special people get Murderfaced and no one knows what's up now
SoundGuy0dB: book reading simulator
rrtycoon2: By god, I paid for this VA, I'm going to get my 10 minutes worth!
Saintnex: Like I want to know when this game out, it sounds hilariously like Galadriel based
eric_christian_berg: The voice is very soothing.
KartoffelKaiser: even if this feels like the GM handing out a book of lore to read during session zero
Sogheim: it's like the beginning of a Dune film
TemporallyAwry: Bronze age - where your epic sword is made from a meteor, and that's basically the same as magic.
TehAmelie: come to think, the legends of legendary swords may have started in the bronze age when meteorite iron could seem indestructible
LurkingLuusi: wait it's been 900 years but the temple of the blade has been waiting for 1000 years?
Aarek: need to make a game set in the bronze age, where the magic sword is just made of iron instead of bronze
OutOfSpaceAndTime: A Bronze Age Collapse based RPG needs to be made.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Freerange?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Or the dino game?
GlennSeto: Conan swears metal fatigue has never happened to him before.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: The one with the metal-bikini MC?
deathjavu: your legendary sword is made of iron, really better than everyone elses
Gildan_Bladeborn: That Wizard University game?
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh god that stupd dino game
JadedCynic: @TemporallyAwry or forged in a volcano and was brittle but so sharp
PharaohBender27: Yeah, that one
Greyah: I have to be honest, I didn't expect an answer to that, but thanks, @JohnLockeCole
RvLeshrac: baomoteBurp
Astra7525: oh.. that one with the surprise transphobia
Dumori: Like no lie this isn't bad if generic, just needed a pass on VA to text scrolling
TheThromborax: Destiny?
EldarLuin: Art is decent
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh, THAT game. Or "game series", rather.
Tangsm: So much hair.
eric_christian_berg: Glorantha is good to get your Bronze Age on.
adi_pie: But not women
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ArtemisHuntress: why... this song?
ButButTheJesus: What Child Is This
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because Skylight Freerange is lots of games.
Sniknob: Destiny? I thought long game was tommorow
Dezufnocosem: beware mister skeltal
JadedCynic: zzzzzzzhchamlpa
LurkerSpine: greenesleeves
RandomTrivia: And there's Greensleeves
JadedCynic: what?
evilspoons983: greensleeves?!
MAPBoardgames: These sleeves be green
MikoKisai: ah, greensleeves
ThermobaricKitten: greensleves?
JadedCynic: huh?
34Witches: the one with the amazing character creator, right?
PixelArtDragon: Of course it's greensleeves
ArcOfTheConclave: Greensleaves?
Aelfgernon: Just thing of how much more there is if that is only the tip
Dumori: Nah Rapires 100% cut my man
JohnLockeCole: Greensleeves was all my Joy
RandomTrivia: WOAH
bytecaster: @ArcOfTheConclave Greensleeves!
LittleVesuvius: whoa what
PixelArtDragon: What?!
Unable_To_Load: OH
Zappeljakob: I was waiting for this :D
gralamin: Someone doesn't know how lightning works
Trixalicious: Is that greensleeves?
jonasjonIV: ooph
gralamin: Or textures
Dumori: Small swords don't cut but could be sharp
ND_Ericson: oooooooh noooooo!
ThermobaricKitten: oh no
GlennSeto: This Oblivion remaster looks terrific.
DeM0nFiRe: It's tile based? lol
Countjondi: When was this made?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no
TheBorzoi: It's on a grid system
ContingentCat: why is there a pool of jello
LittleVesuvius: ohhh nooooo
Astra7525: Grimrock?
Zappeljakob: Saw it in the options XD
RaklarLS: is this a grid based game?
SoundGuy0dB: lol water physics
Pteraspidomorphi: This is very old timey
MrUglama: ita like mist 3d
Boon_33: BLOOM
PixelArtDragon: Textures!
malacorath: I hate that this is my jam
JadedCynic: OOF JJ Abrams was here *gets sunglasses*
Easilycrazyhat: is this a Skyrim?
SoundGuy0dB: haha#
Critterbot: Grid based movement, nice.
MAPBoardgames: Is this Betrayal at Krondor?
enkor2113: can we lower the production quality please :P
CataclysmicReverb: Somedays you've gotta Unity Engine HARD
Unable_To_Load: The Graphics
RandomTrivia: Getting STRONG Krondor vibes
WearingCats_CwC: I guess Greensleeves is royalty free
Sniknob: What are the odds that art is stolen?
Metric_Furlong: ah, old style first person rpg
Foxmar320: oh interesting
GoldenLoki: WHY!?
Dumori: We in '92 now
MDK_Marshal: Oh boy, they've re-invented Ultima Underworld!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god what is wrong with the lighting. what is...where are the light sources. what is happening here.
Pabs0210: is this 95?
niccus: actually becoming more into it now
ND_Ericson: looks like a weird Might and Magic clone
EldarLuin: The art raised my expectations.... lol And now they are dashed
rrtycoon2: This is a par 3, with a water hazard and dog leg left.
herph: that is not the voice I expected
TheSinisterCheese: @LoadingReadyRun Ok for real? How old is this game, because this can be both old and new.
GDwarf: Aw, I like first-person, grid-based RPGs. Shame this one looks...bad.
Aitsu111: beejtray at krondor?
KartoffelKaiser: Grid is good, *first person grid* though? nah
RvLeshrac: Is this one of the games built off wotsit
ThermobaricKitten: someone obviously loves old might and magic games
PixelArtDragon: Welcome to Legend of Grimrock!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Dumori: This is like ye olde CRPG
dougma: We betrayal at krondor up in here
TehAmelie: methinks they could have focused more on fundamentals and less on polishing the sound design
RatekStormcrow: I made a grid based dungeon crawler in UNity .. it was shit .. but it was better than that
RvLeshrac: Yeah, Grimrock.
BrookJustBones: is this betrayal at krondor II?
BogglesUrMind: "My time is precious" but if you're playing this game yours must not be...
TheThromborax: what're you buy?
ND_Ericson: THANK you, graham!
Invitare: should have used Papyrus
PixelArtDragon: Why black on grey?!
Sniknob: Is this legend of grimrock 3?
IntegralHamster: Legend of Grimrock at home. Too at home
SoundGuy0dB: and they binned all the good fonts
DeM0nFiRe: That was a VERY aggressive new quest sound effect\
FurthestChunk: being on a grid isn't inherently bad, Legend of Grimrock 1 and 2 are great games that are on a grid
MAPBoardgames: BOOM! new item!
RvLeshrac: Grimrock released their engine, and a bunch of things were stacked on it.
BlackIsis: I know people who use legible text, and those people are all cowards
godpigeon: But doesn't this font look "Arcane!" enough?
Dumori: Yeah don't use a heading font for body
TheBorzoi: The audio balancing is terrible in this game
frostownik: shoulda picked more than 640 detail
TheSinisterCheese: The production quality is sending mixed messages.
Tangsm: They appear to have given you a rusty dagger.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We got a dagger?
RaklarLS: But Graham... it Diablo font! It has to be the font
fuzzy_died: Thisw is bloom lvl 1
ContingentCat: oh no
Pteraspidomorphi: Legend of Grimrock 3 would probably be good :P
evilspoons983: there's some aliasing going on in everything, I think the fonts are worse than they're "supposed to" be
sivakrytos: gimli!
CataclysmicReverb: Oh, so this is Ultimuhhhhhhhh
Unable_To_Load: Comic Sans is at least readable
ND_Ericson: damage: 3 TOS
MikoKisai: "Nominated for Upcoming Indie of the Year in the IndieDB Indie of the Year Awards for 2011"
JadedCynic: seem the font COULD have been legible, but it seems it got compressed rather than adjusted by pt size.
34Witches: oh that armoured titty
PixelArtDragon: 7 years? That's new enough to use Unity and YET they didn'!
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Limp Grimrock vibes.
evilspoons983: possibly related to that detail setting in the launcher
malacorath: this might be bad, but I unironically play these games
GDwarf: Ah, so this was trying to cash in on the Might and Magic and Grimrock launches
Karfsma778: Grid isn't NECESARILY bad but it's... a choice you have to be aware of
jonasjonIV: 10 years
RvLeshrac: It doesn't seem like the WORST game so far, and they usually real bad by this point.
jonasjonIV: wow
RandomTrivia: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Nominated, means didn't win
JadedCynic: oh great it's Wilde (an overland copy of Rogue)
KeytarCat: This looks really cool but niche so far. I hope it doesn't get dramatically worse
ND_Ericson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
TheSinisterCheese: The twitch compression is not kind to the game.
34Witches: "award-eligible babysitters"
PixelArtDragon: Oh, that perspective!
aWabbajack: mrweebShroom mrweebShroom mrweebShroom
th3mpire: so its like the remastered game of the year edition
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Legend of Grimrock convinced me grid movement is actually fine. THis isn't Grimrock.
The_Ninjurai: That looks like the kind that makes you bigger in Mario games
Ba_Dum_Tish: Twitch does not like this game
kusinohki: ye cannot get ye mushroom
Dumori: Man this game want's to be Daggerfall 2.0
TehAmelie: i mean what are these priorities? individually animated leaves but you move on a grid?
34Witches: the rare hexagonal mushroom
TheThromborax: you must first find a badger to interact with the mushroom
BogglesUrMind: If you're gonna make a grid based game, I'd appreciate the grid be sus-outable by visuals alone
SquareDotCube: Speaking of which, if you like Baldur's Gate style gameplay in a Bronze Age-like setting, try Tyranny
evilspoons983: is that just a compass
Tangsm: Your character perspective feels so short.
MikoKisai: grid movement isn't an inherent issue, both Grimrock and Etrian Odyssey used it very well
RvLeshrac: Menu option to enable a grid?
TheSinisterCheese: Are you on like a plane or a floating island? because the fog makes this strange... and kinda cool, effect about distance.
Foxmar320: lol
OutOfSpaceAndTime: @MikoKisai Yup
accountmadeforants: Grimrock is great, though
dougma: I think that just points north
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
RatekStormcrow: Eye of the beholder was first person grid based
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow it is constantly having to load
Metric_Furlong: there is the possibility that arrow is just 'north'
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
CptMurphey: juicy
TehAmelie: well, we can get in the sea
PixelArtDragon: Legend of Grimrock did it decently
Beefpants: that grid life
KV1NN4: so.. damp..
bytecaster: I mean, it worked in Grimrock
IntegralHamster: First Person Grid based worked just fine in Legend of Grimrock
ND_Ericson: that soudn tho
GDwarf: I really like a lot of first-person grid-based games. This one is just...bad.
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
thavleifrim: is that arrow the destination or just 'north'
cabforpitt: i feel like this could have been a skyrim mod like enderal
ND_Ericson: those sloppy, wet steps
Chesul: it worked well in grimlock and might and magic X.
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MAPBoardgames: It worked for the Eye of Beholder series in 1990.
Beefpants: #TeamGrids
SoundGuy0dB: we have fond a lake but how long until we find the sub-ocean?
BogglesUrMind: I loooove grimrock and some of the old EoTB games, but have never found the JRPG variants any fun.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: hydrophobic coting?
SoundGuy0dB: found*
Revelia: also the old and some new shin megami tensei are grid based
RvLeshrac: I wouldn't say anything in Might & Magic X "worked well"
deathjavu: I think that might just be a compass pointing north
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: seriously all the objects look like the light is coming straight up from the ground....or from behind your head....but hte ground itself has no light...
Styxseus: Hmm, not sub ocean, and yet sub ocean
RandomTrivia: Man, Wind Waker would have been much quicker if you could have just walked across the ocean
evilspoons983: I think that arrow goes to the north pole
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
PixelArtDragon: Wait, your health isn't full
Dumori: @IntegralHamster I mean first person grind RPGs are a thing like there are at least a few early 3D CRPGs in this style like Drakkon
dougma: oooohhhh.h...
Foxmar320: Good doors
JadedCynic: so did we die and respawn in a graveyard or just came out of the water there, and if so, who's putting graveyards next to your watertable
SoundGuy0dB: lol
Sogheim: that's unsettling
Blasteg: isn't that arrow your cruiser?
LittleVesuvius: um.
jonasjonIV: real fake doors?
AmMikleh: hmmmmmmm
boyesie: wombleLol
DeM0nFiRe: Those doors are sure doing some stuff
JadedCynic: um
Karfsma778: oh nooo
LittleVesuvius: I would like to report a bug
ShadeofHades: I remember trying to get to the north marker in GTA way back when
Easilycrazyhat: ok then
deathjavu: amazing
LittleVesuvius: The doors disappear
tarkes12: LUL
Boon_33: Real fake doors!
JustNotAFox: that's quite the security measure
ND_Ericson: reverse unreal trees, huh?
GlennSeto: There was a door here. It's gone now.
ND_Ericson: pop-out when you get closer
electric_claire: Graham, Legend of Grimrock would disagree with you about grids
IntegralHamster: @IntegralHamster yes, but I mean in modern gaming
LittleVesuvius: why is it you can't enter the holdfast you were supposed to enter?
th3mpire: speak friend and enter
OutOfSpaceAndTime: So, since everyone is on board, lets get Grimrock on the switch.
TheSinisterCheese: How big is this map?! It is impossible to tell distances.
Beefpants: Is someone running minecraft in the background lol
Ba_Dum_Tish: Real fake doors
JohnLockeCole: @Chesul Ehh? Might and Magic X was, to me at least, Much worse than Might and magic VI, VII, VIII, and IX, but yeah that's due to more than just the movement
Aitsu111: I blame wizards
Opera707: this feels like bad eterian odyssey
Styxseus: Legend of Grimrock did a nice job with grids
Easilycrazyhat: wow
Greyah: Ah, classic 4th level Illusion spell: Eddya-Anic's Door of Bamboozlement
BogglesUrMind: Like look how much easy getting your bearings are when there is an actual straight wall to base your movement on.
SquareDotCube: "No solicitors!"
Sogheim: now I wanna go play Wizardry again
aiamethyst: that guy's hand is backwards?
eric_christian_berg: Wizardry!
Beefpants: Yeah was never a fan
dougma: Betrayal at Krondor
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DeM0nFiRe: I liked some of the ones that were purely in dungeons, yeah.
RandomTrivia: Hydelide type things.
SoundGuy0dB: this door specifically has object permanence
HydraWiggins: I mean, beej did betrayal
Beefpants: 16 bit dungeon crawler
offbeatwitch: i kind of love the style choice here though
PixelArtDragon: Arena wasn't gridded
WizardZedd: The Legend of Grimrock are recent games that did it well, IMO
Crad0k: dungeon master
BloodnBullets: to be fair, with what I know of adventuring parties, if I saw them comming i would roll up the doors too
RatekStormcrow: I wasted my youth in Bards Tale
Karfsma778: Yeah, sometimes it WORKS but not always
Styxseus: OH HI
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Ok, Grimrock on switch, and a Krondor Remake.
embyrr_the_dragon: Award eligible gameplay
RvLeshrac: Did Beej plan on Return and Antara?
accountmadeforants: Legend of Grimrock was 2012, and even got a sequel
evilspoons983: Advanced D&D on the Intellivision was sooooo confusing, every location looked practically identical
Sogheim: I got one that was "shareware" long ago called Yendor 2
Dezufnocosem: bro you cool?
frankscx: shoutout to the Moraff's World players
Ba_Dum_Tish: That person is very jiggly
adi_pie: OH
Chesul: JohnLockeCole yeah, I definitely wasn't saying it was the best of the series, just that the movement worked well.
TheBorzoi: Why are the options on the top of this conversation but at the bottom on the previous?
PixelArtDragon: BaK was gridbased, but it was fine enough to make it feel like it wasn't
BogglesUrMind: My favorite old school one was Swords and Serpents for NES
adi_pie: I recognize that wall
TheSinisterCheese: If you told me that this game was a "remaster" of something from 90's. I'd honestly kinda believe you.
CataclysmicReverb: Hello mister dark souls
DeM0nFiRe: The graphics of this game are a bit weird but I think I like it
Zappeljakob: This is not the way any living person behaves if he is well
Driosenth: Have-at-cha
MAPBoardgames: Amazing chest ahead?
TehAmelie: always seemed like an especially harsh technlogical limitation to me. even if some games managed to work with it
adi_pie: This game actually has "content" now. That's shocking
Aelfgernon: Beef Chudstiff
PharaohBender27: OK, is there anyone is this game whose time *isn't* precious?
devil_dan: My time is precious so I spend it wiggling in the street.
JadedCynic: Eye of the Beholder - yeah...and then the second game was in a 'forest' so it was a conveniently dense maze to justify the movement
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can't stop looking at this nonsense lighting! Is the albedo of the ground texture turned down super low?? is the light coming from behind your head??
kusinohki: I AM ERROR
Manae: But that's 99% of people in your normal life
Easilycrazyhat: "I am lamp"
Tangsm: What flavor of cheese would you like?
BogglesUrMind: Is that lava cheese!
accountmadeforants: My gem and cheese bag
Manae: How many people do you actually interact with :P
Driosenth: My 1/3 wheel of gold
Easilycrazyhat: That's some sad store music
RebekahWSD: I am a non useful npc myself
Dumori: Wait is that a GOLD gem as in a gem made of gold
Sogheim: that's who I'm named after! he's a shopkeeper that doesn't sell anything and gives a quest you're required to complete but deletes the quest flag when you try to get a reward!
TheSinisterCheese: You got 3 different forbidden cheesecake slince.
Sogheim: best NPC!
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I do like some "decor" NPCs to expand a world. But they shouldn't give you a menu to interact with.
TheBorzoi: Hold Shift to see item info
TehAmelie: they DID blow the VA budget on the opening narration huh
BloodnBullets: says hold shift to see info
HydraWiggins: hold shift
Solipsody: You have to admit, if this game came out twenty years ago, it would have been unplayable on the hardware available at the time, despite having the same gameplay as everything else.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I have to give them credit for - it looks like - making their own 2D artwork.
hallowedcrow: I think these are fishing lures
Critterbot: They should have used a pop fuilter.
Beefpants: this world did not evolve different voices
Styxseus: :D
ButButTheJesus: game pls
Umaca29: chilli152Heart chilli152Heart chilli152Heart chilli152Heart
Dumori: Surpise TWINK?
ND_Ericson: Bear turns into twink?
Styxseus: I sense some asset discrepancy
Tangsm: Somebody hasn't updated his profile picture.
Driosenth: Oh-for (the love of...)
Easilycrazyhat: He has a BEARD
Beefpants: That's the tinder photo
MAPBoardgames: He has his kid as his profile pic
accountmadeforants: Maybe you bartered something to make up for those 2 coins >_>
JadedCynic: English Lessons with Alex and Font Lessons with Graham
BogglesUrMind: Half-bear half-femboy. All useless
Aelfgernon: He just hasn't retaken his drivers license photo in awhile
PixelArtDragon: This is getting very Daggerfall NPC vibes
Crad0k: i wonder where that's stolen from
fastlane250: giant sword-shaped chocolate bar there
EldarLuin: Guess there's no laws against loitering?
JadedCynic: (and down for this)
Earthenone: his profile picture was from back in primary school
Winter_Entity: "oarfhur" sounds like "arthur" in a bad english accent
Akaiatana: Two gold cheaper is a strictly barter price
devil_dan: When the character art doesn't match the in game models.
Darleysam: chilli152Heart
34Witches: I see we have some sort of twink filter
TehAmelie: okay i love the idea these portraits are their profile pictures
Gildan_Bladeborn: These textures are reminding me of an old 3rd person "action RPG" that I somehow had access to as a child but cannot for the life of me remember the name of, where the characters weren't actually proper 3d models, they were just a series of rectangles of "the front" or "the sides" of a character, arranged into a crude box with extremely visible gaps, so that the end result looked like a papercraft rendition of a 3d model of the characters.
BloodnBullets: also everyone is staring at you
TheSinisterCheese: I mean like I have to give credit to whoever put in tons of effort to painting all these portraits and assets.
PixelArtDragon: Is it possible to commit a crime in this game?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can we not have one person who looks like their picture?
eric_christian_berg: It was me. :)
SoundGuy0dB: looks cool tho
KeytarCat: @Darleysam Oh hello! O/
EldarLuin: Like the Myst tee, G.
Unable_To_Load: It's a really good hoodie
Dalrint: So this is like if might and magic was awful.
Darleysam: @KeytarCat heyo!
BogglesUrMind: Why are the ALL so much more anime and hot in their pictures than their models?
JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon I feel like the whole game is 'inspired' by Daggerfall, just with Diablo's font
Rhynerd: Inventree.
Trixalicious: In'ven'tree
Boon_33: I hope it's the topography from Johnny quest.
Tangsm: Is it dangerous? It seemed pretty empty out there.
SoundGuy0dB: its Ben Solo
Sogheim: @Boon_33 the REAL Adventures?! Questworld?!
Dumori: @PixelArtDragon Yeah it's dagger fall but with "better" 3D
BusTed: Massive Headwound Harry
Styxseus: PFFF
JadedCynic: yeah, this 'conversation' interface is LITERALLY what you used in older TES games
Boon_33: @Sogheim yep
BogglesUrMind: It's that guy from Baldur's Gate!
Metric_Furlong: the soundtrack is surprisingly ambient
eric_christian_berg: It is like one of the later Deathstalker movies where the soundtrack sounded like his little brother on a Casio keyboard.
TheSinisterCheese: This game does have a really strange calming effect tbh. I don't know how or why.
BrowneePoints: That guy kinda sounds like Alex doing a pirate accent
tajessa: well fuck you too, buddy
LittleVesuvius: "keep your wits about you" sounds like it was straightup copied?
Solipsody: It's great that they produced so much original art for this game, but it's a shame none of the artists were on speaking terms.
WearingCats_CwC: Greetings adventurer, my name is Fsducovu
Fanboy_of_Bolas: its so bright
LittleVesuvius: I don't care for the people it was copied fro but uh.
KeytarCat: oh that peaked
TheBorzoi: I don't like how all the NPC's just stare at you
RandomTrivia: LUL
BogglesUrMind: Oh you're a lady knight?
Ba_Dum_Tish: You must have this many concussions to enter
ND_Ericson: suddenly: peak
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I love how obviously the "clouds" are just a lid over you
TehAmelie: gettingt some Invisible Mind vibes here
accountmadeforants: "You're not strong enough, you can't handle my town portals"
LittleVesuvius: Everyone is a little creepy tbh
Karfsma778: He's a retired Boxer
AerialPosterior: Welcome! Where are we?
GlennSeto: Trick question! Every day is Fight Day!
34Witches: so much light
Gildan_Bladeborn: @eric_christian_berg So... Deathstalker III or IV then.
EldarLuin: Love they're using Greensleeves. XD
Haroldholmes25: the ancient texts!
Countjondi: what melody is this
cabforpitt: did you equip the weapon you got at the beginning?
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, Greensleeves
CataclysmicReverb: This is frustratingly close to good for 2006
ND_Ericson: greensleeves loading screen is... a choice :D
ArtemisHuntress: wow. I wonder what percentage of their money was spent on mostly naked lady designs
eric_christian_berg: @Gildan_Bladeborn Yeah, I think it was IV.
Karfsma778: Welcome to the CTE Guild, beware of fights
JohnLockeCole: The Greensleeves still gets to me
PixelArtDragon: There is such a thing as too much Greensleeves, this game is a perfect example
34Witches: those shoulderblades though
TheBorzoi: Why is Greensleves playing on the loading screens?
CaptainEnder7: Yes that fantasy classic Greensleeves.
Trixalicious: If we play Greesleeves slow enough, nobody will notice, trust me.
Zappeljakob: Alex is free player now!
Driosenth: Get into the sea?
Blasteg: open world!
MolaMolaphant: I hate that the loading music is greensleeves. sooo much.
KeytarCat: find the temple, I think?
th3mpire: quest 1 find a quest
JohnLockeCole: @TheBorzoi Because Greensleeves is like 600 years old and no one owns it??
LittleVesuvius: droooooown
MAPBoardgames: What is your quest?
SoundGuy0dB: is that a tower
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the subocean. the most dangerous dungeon of all.
infranova: Isn't Greensleeves about sex work?
LittleVesuvius: we don't have a quest
ThermobaricKitten: might be hard to find the sub ocean on a grid
wildpeaks: back, so how's this new game going so far ?
SoundGuy0dB: maybe a basement in there
EldarLuin: We seek the Holy Grail
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why do you only load 5 segments game?
PixelArtDragon: @TheBorzoi But like, there are so many amazing tunes from then!
Driosenth: I-Da-Man
niccus: there are a lot of worrying implications of finding the sub-ocean of a grid-based game
ShadeofHades: What is your favourite colour?
JadedCynic: oh man, that is AWKWARD
Karfsma778: EDM Observatory?
BogglesUrMind: Graham beat me to my joke
JohnLockeCole: @wildpeaks !game Greensleeves, and like.. not in a good way
eric_christian_berg: The door is half-buried in the groun.
EldarLuin: Blue... no AGH!!!!
PigmyWurm: do you have a clock?
johnalogue: if you can reach the subocean on this grid-based game...I will be unsurprised but disappointed
ND_Ericson: hey, you have a wait-button!
JadedCynic: idamin
wildpeaks: oh dear
Unable_To_Load: use wat button
SoundGuy0dB: between 6am & 6pm! a travesty!
KartoffelKaiser: hey we've got a wait key for this right
ND_Ericson: spacebar, right?
LittleVesuvius: this loading is
LittleVesuvius: not great
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait is there seriously a book called The Big Book of Weirdos
TheSinisterCheese: I actually have to check this game out because there is something strangely fascinating about this to me.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: brb I need to put in a library hold
Styxseus: At least you have your trusty dagger! ...oh no that says rusty.. nvm :P
devil_dan: I thought the door would be inaccessible because it's diagonal to your movement directions.
DoodlestheGreat: Famous Fruitcakes.
wildpeaks: I'm more amazed all the weirdos can fit in a single book
Karfsma778: yikes!
34Witches: those gasps sure are a thing
RandomTrivia: Yike
Astra7525: at dinner??
JadedCynic: yeah Idi Amin was right up there
BogglesUrMind: Oh I don't like that one bit
TehAmelie: i heard that about Saddam
wildpeaks: well that's.. unusual
TheThromborax: like that guy who ate a baby?
Metric_Furlong: well, everyone needs a hobby
SquareDotCube: Tell me there's whole chapters on Oscar Wilde and Salvador Dali
samwonk: I'm not saying I wouldn't do that if no one would stop me, but...
Astra7525: yike on a pike
JadedCynic: convinced he was the King of Scotland....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay "berate them at dinner" was not where I thought that sentence was going
Karfsma778: I mean, normal and healthy people don't rule countries with an iron fist
SoundGuy0dB: man not even keeping them in jars
BogglesUrMind: Was there a lightning bolt up in the sky?
wildpeaks: underwater that actually tried to look underwater, that's new
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wall ocean
SoundGuy0dB: that must have gotten messy
evilspoons983: every time the "breathe in" sound plays it startles me
LittleVesuvius: how would you be able to eat with the smell?
PixelArtDragon: Those were some WET footsteps
JadedCynic: no jump key?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex what was this book actually called? I need to read it.
DigitalSeahorse: I feel ill right now, glad I got more done earlier before tummy acting up
accountmadeforants: Thank goodness everyone respects the Grid, otherwise these walls would be useless!
CataclysmicReverb: We get inside the village and people start asking us for colored paper
snowb0und: A jump key in turn based movement?
TehAmelie: it looks like underwater but it doesn't walk like udnerwater
wildpeaks: wet shoes are the worst
EldarLuin: There's an Assassin in this hay bale!
DigitalSeahorse: piggu
Crad0k: i don't know if 'thought of' or just 'drew a wall and/or lake and didn't care where it went'
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't think this game has interesting anything
TehAmelie: wark?
DigitalSeahorse: porkporkborkbork
TheBorzoi: Can you attack the pig?
Sogheim: good pig asset
BogglesUrMind: I was hoping the pig would have a femboy profile pic too
samwonk: 0/10, cannot pet the pig.
wildpeaks: piggu has been succesffully pet
offbeatwitch: generous pig ass
JadedCynic: @EldarLuin well there was...but then we moved out of it
PixelArtDragon: @Crad0k Yeah, I'm not so sure "thought" is applicable to this game
SoundGuy0dB: lol, "Try Rear" msg
wildpeaks: pig didn't care whatsoever
SerGarretCameron: I was gonna say, in before you clicked on the pig and it turned into an anime waifu.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dumori: Kill that Giant!
LittleVesuvius: what is even going on in this game
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
JadedCynic: hmmmmmmm
johnalogue: ah yea don Quixote was the hero, right? (noooo)
korvys: Probably a flash game
Crad0k: you need a workhorse first
Boon_33: windmill jousting!
TehAmelie: i think you already perfected that in Besieged
FerociousPeach: if not, i think we have to make this happen
DigitalSeahorse: Besiege?
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse
Tangsm: Besiege
EldarLuin: Love the segmented wall
evilspoons983: Poorasturvat!
GlennSeto: With Goat Simulator physics?
Inquisitor_Xian: That's probably a level in one of those stair dismount games
snowb0und: That is a glossy pig
EldarLuin: "It's only a model"
SquareDotCube: sounds like a job for the Totally Accurate people
johnalogue: @korvys RIP flash
DigitalSeahorse: yay
BrowneePoints: Man of La Launcha Alex
RandomTrivia: LUL
wildpeaks: I thought Alex was going to say "a chichote anime" and I bet it exists
Styxseus: :D
ContingentCat: chair please
JadedCynic: Ananchronox is actually another game
ButButTheJesus: haha chair go brrrr
ND_Ericson: mawp?
RandomTrivia: The new chairs are entertaining everyone it seems
wildpeaks: uh oh, is the chair haunted
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cori has broken that chair
Violet__Violence: chair why
BlackIsis: Does graham need to excuse himself?
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Anachronox is rad as hell
TheSinisterCheese: Is your chair ok? Maybe it needs so love!
DigitalSeahorse: the chair sounded alarmed too
Raketon: @JadedCynic A good one even
RandomTrivia: Ooh
PharaohBender27: Fun fact: the whole tilting at windmills episode happens dang *early* in Don Quixote - he gets up to a lot of other antics later one
BogglesUrMind: A title worth a thousands words
Gildan_Bladeborn: Anachronox is another, totally actually sweet and not at all terrible game.
NEON_MECHA: oh no this game
EldarLuin: No copyright infringement!!!! Completely original character!!
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CrazyZonie: Graham broke the chair! Teacher! Graham broke his chair!
BloodnBullets: n5b46
Styxseus: Oh hey, this looks intentional
Boon_33: @Ba_Dum_Tish are you snitching on horses club?
DigitalSeahorse: oh I like when they put dragons on maps
wildpeaks: so many portemanteau yet no coat is ever hang
JadedCynic: okay, that world map looked like greece...
DigitalSeahorse: like I do
Dumori: Oh fuck that SUN I'm out!
Solipsody: I looked away for a second... This is a new game, right?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that sun is Not Okay
BloodnBullets: that was my 1Yo
Invitare: that's not a sun
Invitare: it's a hoof wheel
ThermobaricKitten: is that a roving mauler?
Unable_To_Load: This looks like an actual game
Darleysam: I wonder what the total percentage of indie games began as a typo or other bit of novel wordplay
johnalogue: evil snail painting!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh hell yeah giant medieval snail!
DigitalSeahorse: kniggets
TehAmelie: i'd like to submit Quixoticsimulator as a name for this theoretical game
Lapon2046: Mideval snails! Run!
ThermobaricKitten: and a flail snail?
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Boon_33 thought it was on talking sim
wildpeaks: the ultimate palette cleanser would be Cruelty Squad
Chesul: wait, that's definitely an enemy in ritual of the night!
JadedCynic: just with north european deisgn
DigitalSeahorse: awww
RandomTrivia: This is the third clip in the last week of somebody being surprised by the arms of the chairs :D
DigitalSeahorse: he sed
LittleVesuvius: idk what the monster is with all the feet in La Mulana but THAT was actually based on a Biblical thing I think?
JadedCynic: he's sad because he has to FOLLOW the horse...
LittleVesuvius: That's what the wheel of feet reminds me of
DigitalSeahorse: bbye
Styxseus: The googly eyes :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: Aren't we Laine?
Easilycrazyhat: I like the art
Dumori: Unicycle!
RandomTrivia: I already love this game
ND_Ericson: does the text go off screen?
Styxseus: OHHH
DigitalSeahorse: horse eyes rofl
SoundGuy0dB: lol
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhhhh boy
LittleVesuvius: wat
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Foxmar320: oh wow
LittleVesuvius: oh no
BogglesUrMind: QWOP
Karfsma778: q w o p
TheAinMAP: Welp.
quasi79fu: oh this loooks fun
Styxseus: Oh myyyy
DigitalSeahorse: QWOP lance
JadedCynic: lrrAWESOME
LittleVesuvius: LOL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well I mean.....horses are expensive!
ND_Ericson: it's basically qwop
Gildan_Bladeborn: Of COURSE you're on a unicycle.
Karfsma778: QWOP JOUST
Driosenth: LancaQWOP
wildpeaks: we had too much mead
TehAmelie: clearly we need the lance for support
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Sir Lance-a-qwop
PotatoWraiths: LanceQWOP
TheBorzoi: It's like those flash motorcycle games but with only one wheel
Perchipy: This is actually not bad
LittleVesuvius: oh jeez
Dezufnocosem: I love the art
NightValien28: onward brave lancer
SpacePotato01: I'm so glad my bike has two wheels.
ArtemisHuntress: amazing
BogglesUrMind: Ooh! It's that one part of Unbeatable BonzukaI!
LittleVesuvius: onward, brave knight
ContingentCat: ooooooh I understand the portmanteau now
NightValien28: you are surprisingly good at this
Foxmar320: hahahaaa
DigitalSeahorse: snail!
RandomTrivia: AND it's trying to invoke Funicule, Funicular - possibly referencing Pizza Time LUL
Styxseus: :D
TehAmelie: the snail sold me
JadedCynic: or z if you prefer, alex
Pteraspidomorphi: "inbetween some of the-" "shit!"
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
wildpeaks: snails, our one weakness
SalmirAeon: seems more like a happy wheels clone than qwop
RvLeshrac: nyannAngry
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do like how the lance seems to offer you some forward stability
Astra7525: The snails are a nice touch
SachielOne: Four o'QWOP in the morning flashbacks GO
MAPBoardgames: I played this game on newgrounds a decade ago
Boon_33: Alex lost control
CrazyZonie: "Sir! Yon on the Unicycle! Pull the Unicycle over! ... How much have you had anything to drink?"
coolbond: the PIZZA SONG?!
RandomTrivia: It's been doing this the whole time
RandomTrivia: This is amazing
Saintnex: I love that the lance is a bit of help for balancing :)
frostownik: funiculi funicula!
Nigouki: oh how i"ve missed Elastomania
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah wait a minute!
ND_Ericson: I think you played atomic79 a sa pallet cleanser way back
Ba_Dum_Tish: Looks like it has controller support?
TheBorzoi: It is. It's the pizza song from Spider-man
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, yes... The Grape Escape
CaptainSpam: Funiculi.
Styxseus: I just noticed the music :D
DigitalSeahorse: this music wants pizza
johnalogue: I think there's a real painting depicting a monster snail in medieval times
TehAmelie: tilting at snails is such authentic medieval scroll feel
chickenace11: what is the name of the song?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how much of ye olde ale have we consumed before attempting to unicycle
niccus: there should be more funicular games
wildpeaks: jumping all around, jumping all around
LittleVesuvius: This is hilarious
chickenace11: All I know it as is the high top hat song from veggietales
SoundGuy0dB: wow, unicycle knights.... new D&D ideas!
Boon_33: that tailbone crunch
infranova: Apparently he's going to an Italian wedding I guess?
Astra7525: it looked like you could also use a controller
insanecat6mtg: Well this looks like it would either be a lot of fun or very aggravating to control.
Blasteg: the crack voice when you hit the ground sounds great
TheSinisterCheese: This music exist right at the centre of both annoying and amazing.
ND_Ericson: apparentyl it supports gamepad control?
Foxmar320: Of all the things he could be riding into battle :D
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe these are the italian alps
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Atomic 79 is a fantastic example of a pallet cleanser.
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
frostownik: @chickenace11 Funiculì, Funiculà
RandomTrivia: Chat, if any of you are thinking of making a parody game, THIS is how you do a soundtrack that is referential but legally distinct.
DigitalSeahorse: that was a pitty
LittleVesuvius: jeez
Ba_Dum_Tish: @SoundGuy0dB I ran one with unicycle bears at a circus run by gey
TehAmelie: Atomic 79 was a good one. i think the dev said they sold twice as many games during that stream than they had before
DigitalSeahorse: so was that
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
CAKHost: Can we appreciate the lancer's Link like noises?
wildpeaks: you betrayed us for the last time, momentum
Styxseus: :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: *fey
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so true story. I used to visit Lick Observatory in San Jose sometimes for work. The road up to Lick is famous because it was built before cars, so it's a shallow grade but very long and windy. That makes it a popular endurance test for local cyclists.
LurkerSpine: that is a bad checkpoint spot
PharaohBender27: C'mon, Newtownian physics, give us a break!
Dumori: @TehAmelie Yeah I know I picked it up from that
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Tom_Bruise: We bid thee good ho, Syr Qwopsworth
GlennSeto: Is he suffering from narcolepsy?
TehAmelie: ditto
DigitalSeahorse: smixelMusic smixelMusic smixelMusic
rrtycoon2: Getting Over It 2: Going Medieval on It.
korvys: This is probably why they use horses
rangerboy87: Humpty Dumpty is telling this guy to toughen up
SoundGuy0dB: @Ba_Dum_Tish heheh nice owl bears would be funy too
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: One afternoon I was coming back down the mountain and saw, I swear to god, someone unicycling the Lick Observatory road.
ND_Ericson: make graham play it! :D
wildpeaks: to be fair, this seems accurate what it would look like if I tried to use a unicycle
LittleVesuvius: i'm fairly sure this is a spine-breaking maneuver somehow
Mollylele: Gettinge Over Yte
LittleVesuvius: for the game
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun did you not choose laine? if so i think thats a girl
Styxseus: :D
wildpeaks: qwhorses
BrowneePoints: Did y'all ever play Octodad on stream? That would be a GREAT time. @LoadingReadyRun
ContingentCat: the little uh death sound is so good
DimirInfiltrator: dame you Newton
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can only assume they were attempting to pass the entrance exam for the world's most extreme clown college.
Violet__Violence: I'll have to catch the vod later, gotta go get dinner. Have a good evening, folks. <3
Foxmar320: hahahaha
JadedCynic: @korvys zomg *mind_blown.gif*
GlennSeto: Maybe Lance controls a little tighter?
Karfsma778: is it QWOP-levels of hard to control
SoundGuy0dB: broken her back on the slab
frostownik: re: actually good games - I still play DUCK JAM
TheSinisterCheese: Is this like a rage game or? I can't really put my finger on what this is.
Crad0k: i mean, horses aren't much easier to control than unicycles
TehAmelie: what was the name of this game? asking for shopping purposes
DigitalSeahorse: difficult like Sherlock trying to balance across a beam difficult
Mollylele: Ye Olde Quoppe
lear1987: qwopcycle
ND_Ericson: is that what the youths call "blowing one's back out"? Kappa
snowb0und: Is this a Death Stranding demake?
circusofkirkus: can you use the lance to pole vault yourself?
A_Bullett: There was a browser game where you were a runner and x and z controlled each leg. Seems similar.
OutOfSpaceAndTime: So, we need to siege Nintendo to get Grimrock 1&2 and Atomic 79 on switch.
JoannaTastic: @chickenace11 Funiculi Funicula - written to commemorate the opening of a cable car up Mt. Vesuvius
Astra7525: game is called Balancelot
TheBorzoi: This is like Happy Wheels crossed with Trials Extreme
Styxseus: Can we use the lance to pole-vault? :P
mizzytastic: this man can never go to bed
Tangsm: I'm just going to guess you also just ran off with your knight's lance.
cabforpitt: it's "balancelot"
TalpTheScot: blanancalot @TehAmelie
Greyah: At least the lance kinda keeps you from faceplanting. Sort of.
wildpeaks: oh yeah, someone needs to make a Death Stranding QWOP
devil_dan: One of those videogame things you manage to do perfectly the first time and then never again.
TehAmelie: thanks
OutOfSpaceAndTime: And the Bento game
RaklarLS: can you pole vault by attacking the ground or something?
SoundGuy0dB: ohh you can use the lance as a pogo stick
SoundGuy0dB: or something
EldarLuin: This music. XD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: imagine this with the Wii Fit balance board!
Mollylele: is it playing fenniculi fennicula????
offbeatwitch: the lance seems to stop you tipping forward as much
SpacePotato01: When he makes it to the jousting arena and an actual knight on a real horse jousts him, he is so many levels of dead.
Crad0k: what is this music?
BreeSquare: Oh, so this is what Fate fans means when they say “Lancer”
BloodnBullets: is the lance pointing at the mouse?
LittleVesuvius: a tiny touch and your spine breaks
wildpeaks: speednrun start is probably vaulting over the stick
rosesmcgee: Is the shield your central axis of rotation?
enkor2113: pizza pasta put it in a box
TheSinisterCheese: This music fantasticly addictive.
redisforever: you can't move in the air, you have to get momentum to clear the block
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is really funny.
LittleVesuvius: @BreeSquare Honestly I'd be TERRIFIED if I saw a Lancer servant with a unicycle as their mount
JadedCynic: @rosesmcgee nope, the unicycle's axle is
SoundGuy0dB: can you back up the hill & get a runner?
DigitalSeahorse: needs to jump when the wheel is in a compatible spin
Earthenone: remember when you made all the jumps and to an enemy?
deathjavu: what's happening is your spine is made out of toothpicks
PixelArtDragon: TIL that this tune was composed for the opening of the first funicular at Mount Vesuvius.
NewtyNewts: Ooh, a unicycle game! That's my jam!
wildpeaks: almost, almost
SoundGuy0dB: for momentum?
Solipsody: If you could actively the control the lance at all it would probably be helpful, but those things are pretty heavy...
DigitalSeahorse: and not have wheel hit a thing
Mollylele: he's got those weak medieval bones
RvLeshrac: There appears to be a controller connected, that is being activated.
JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon oh wow
rosesmcgee: @JadedCynic thanks, maybe it indicates center of mass
RvLeshrac: That might be interfering.
TehAmelie: i wanna see a speedrun of this. gotta be so much lance-vaulting
code1300: the first run u was killing it
Aelfgernon: This is truly the dark souls of unicycle simulators
EldarLuin: The art on this game isn't terrible....
Driosenth: can you use the lance as a pole-vault to get over the hurdle?
JadedCynic: @rosesmcgee that might be a good thing to try, yeah...
fastlane250: Adventures of the extraordinarily-fragile knight assistant
wildpeaks: !findquote R1
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Gizmoloid: can you do a full 360 and use the lance to pole-vault?
splatty1: might just need to go backwards to get a lean forward before you start going forward
Mollylele: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ this is fine
wildpeaks: darn, we passed this section earlier without issue
NewtyNewts: So... why are we delivering a pizza?
ND_Ericson: you appear to be jumping in the direction you're leaning
wildpeaks: oh oh, we're doing it
Styxseus: :D
Pigeon_Grenade: Hope everyone has a good day
DigitalSeahorse: hi Molly
coolbond: wow cameron REALLY tilted out in that quote
SoundGuy0dB: hey @Mollylele
Gildan_Bladeborn: I believe in us, Alex can provably get past this section, given he has done so.
Darth_Litigious: Can you work up some forward momentum by backing up the hill first?
eric_christian_berg: This is doing nothing for my blood pressure.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb
wildpeaks: edybotYEET
Crad0k: !quote tilt
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Mollylele: the Fenniculi Fennicula is really drilling a hole in my brain
ButButTheJesus: hi Molly, this is Balancelot
SpacePotato01: more like blyatcleanser
Foxmar320: :D
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NightValien28: and now the qwop master tries
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh so silly
DarkNacht: that check point seems to be in a very bad spot
TehAmelie: Elastomania, but before rubber was invented
Grevas13: uniQWOP
ButButTheJesus: or Balancalot or something
Traion: @coolbond actually I was there for that quote. He wasn't tilted at all
Tangsm: I suppose you can't remap the pedal button?
buemmschaf: i'm getting a nervous twitch in my leg just watching this
EldarLuin: Yay G!
Styxseus: \o/
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
thefightnerd: this is awesome clap clap clapclapclap
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is out of frame
fastlane250: lrrGOAT
Crad0k: !findquote tilt
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DigitalSeahorse: :D
Styxseus: AND you have to fight things? :D
ND_Ericson: no pacifist run :(
Mollylele: @LurkerSpine lrrHORN lrrSHINE
TalpTheScot: graham is a natural!
johnalogue: seems like momentum is the strat
NewtyNewts: Graham knows how to unicycle!
DigitalSeahorse: killed by a snail
Styxseus: OH NO
ContingentCat: SIR
EldarLuin: sarkNope
laikagoat: fionaVoid fionaVoid fionaVoid
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no
SoundGuy0dB: ummm...
DigitalSeahorse: unf unf
RvLeshrac: nyannBlush
34Witches: yeah, that's the way to go with these things
ThermobaricKitten: flail snail
DigitalSeahorse: I mean fun fun
aWabbajack: cohhMy cohhMy
Solipsody: Can you smite when there's no enemy? What does it do?
34Witches: always forwards!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Foxmar320: Graham IRL unicycle stream would be short
snowb0und: Give em a lil stabb
Tom_Bruise: lesson learned; if you're gonna fall, fall forwards on your lance
wildpeaks: unicycles are the natural predator of giant snails
TheSinisterCheese: Graham is proficient in both unicycle and nunchucks, at the same time.
Solipsody: So you CAN pole vault!
JadedCynic: LUL
PixelArtDragon: "stab" I think might be for vaulting
TehAmelie: to be fair, they probably have never eaten a vitamin
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CastleOtranto: Nunchuck unicycle jousting!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
Mollylele: SMOTE
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
wildpeaks: rekt
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: um....
NewtyNewts: How would one even stream IRL unicycle? Asking for me.
deathjavu: we live here now
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheheh
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Easilycrazyhat: oh, ok
TalpTheScot: is that even legal in canada?
TehAmelie: onward mighty steed
SoundGuy0dB: lol
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Earthenone: can we not co exist?
LittleVesuvius: oh nooooooo
DigitalSeahorse: aww
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ND_Ericson: was that a wakeupsuper? :D
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: why we gotta fight
wildpeaks: um TOS
EldarLuin: At least it doesn't take itself too seriously....
Ba_Dum_Tish: How long is this section?
Foxmar320: The music might be the best part
electra310: This is my new favorite game
cabforpitt: @NewtyNewts gopro
skysonglark: this section could really use another checkpoint
DigitalSeahorse: hey money is falling from the trees
WearingCats_CwC: Just like the Tale of Sir Lancelot Getting his Ass Ate by a Giant Mollusk. A classic of the Arthurian legends
rabbitgta: undulating slime is somewhat unsettling
ContingentCat: the pizza nova music is so distracting
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: let's just bribe the snail to be our glorious steed
DigitalSeahorse: :O
AdmiralMemo: ?codefall 3
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RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown
insanecat6mtg: Its all about that gyroscopic force to keep you upright as long as you're moving.
accountmadeforants: Oh, is this about clown 'o clock? Or the pixar theme sending off the store?
DigitalSeahorse: Graham kicks snail butt
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this game is producing some excellent Graham foley
wildpeaks: checkpoint hyyype
Styxseus: :D
Crad0k: there was a guy in my school who was into performance arts stuff, always had a diabolo or stuff to juggle; he brought ina unicycle once, and had to be told not to again by the principal because of all the injuries it caused
EldarLuin: Checkpoint!!
wildpeaks: hill to the no
Karfsma778: To be fair to this game, "Fighting giant snails" is very medieval knight
BlackIsis: Turn it UP
vrulg: turn the music up
rabbitgta: animal crossing music?
Mollylele: fenniculi fenniculAAAAUGH
EvilBadman: There is/was a great chrome extension that would play the AC music per hour
Foxmar320: NICE
ButButTheJesus: YES
Styxseus: VAULT!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TalpTheScot: holy shit
NewtyNewts: Front Flip!
MikoKisai: hello window title
DigitalSeahorse: woooooo
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Gizmoloid: YEAH!
snowb0und: Sick flip!
TheBorzoi: thebor2POG
RandomTrivia: benginDab
TehAmelie: lrrHORN
Mollylele: YEET
Haroldholmes25: do a flip
DigitalSeahorse: tricks!
Easilycrazyhat: wut
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
kakmize: SICK TRICK!
Zappeljakob: the STUNTS
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
accountmadeforants: seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: YEET
LolCamAlpha: [10 / 10 ]
ND_Ericson: fucking stunts!
electra310: SO GOOD
LordZarano: sharkf11CLAP
TheAinMAP: Whoo!!
tarkes12: whooo
SoundGuy0dB: lrrJUDGE
wildpeaks: do we even need to kill the snails ? they don't see to attack
SoundGuy0dB: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
snowb0und: Þony Hawke
fastlane250: 12PM slaps
FerociousPeach: oh yeah
embyrr_the_dragon: 5am is the best ACNH music
ContingentCat: yeah it's quite something
accountmadeforants: Clown 'o clock!
FerociousPeach: it's great
Foxmar320: 3am music is great
Juliamon: bwaaaadum~
wildpeaks: in the before times
Lord_ZYRK: Is it not Big Apple? MiniK
electric_claire: @embyrr_the_dragon Seconded
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that sounds amazing
Styxseus: So close!
SoundGuy0dB: I don't think I ever heard the 3am music
rabbitgta: almost saved it
KV1NN4: can confirm, 3am Animal crossing music is... so... that
johnalogue: if there were man-sized snails in my path I'd certainly want to kill them
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "let's all put on our clown noses and honk the night away"
TehAmelie: such beautiful lrrHAM
Mollylele: it's like KK is crossing his arms & tapping his foot like "WELL WELL WELL"
MolaMolaphant: it's like they told the orchestra to just futz around with their parts at random times
DigitalSeahorse: what happens if you hit esc there
MAPBoardgames: I just got a Fancy Pants flashback
AdmiralMemo: ?codefall 3
Pump19: Codefall | Lineage II Aden - L2 Coin Cache (Other) | Genshin Impact - Prime Gaming Bundle #3 (Other) | Spellbreak: Styling Sentry Outfit (Other)
Styxseus: LUL
rabbitgta: so what happun ?
Foxmar320: I haven't played AC in a while. Im sure my villagers all moved away and my island is a ghost town
fastlane250: lrrSPOOP
Karfsma778: GET IN THE ZONE
ContingentCat: oh I'm not ok this part of tiktok
Holmeslice_: i came to twitch to get away from it.....we may never be free
OutOfSpaceAndTime: I remember Dungeon Master mocking me for playing in the morning
34Witches: what video???
NewtyNewts: I don't tock the tics, so I miss this refrance
FurthestChunk: i don't tiktok what are we on about
SoundGuy0dB: I haven't played Animal Crossing since last Oct
Bearudite: such a banger
AdmiralMemo: @34Witches It's quite NSFW
tehfewl: maybe "Banger" isn't the correct term
cabforpitt: jesus why did i google that
wildpeaks: internet using the power of FOMO, I'm shocked
TehAmelie: Balancelot sure lives up to the name
EldarLuin: i'm too old for Tiktoc
Styxseus: :D
ND_Ericson: the little crunch noise every time you hit your head... just oof
momma_tatts: But have you seen the video for In The Summer Time, by Mungo Jerry?
Pywodwagon: Speaking of animal crossing, I’m glad you finally got to open my masks! Hope you like the UFW logo!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: seriously this game is creating the best sounds from the boys
AdmiralMemo: ?codefall 3
Pump19: Codefall | Aion Classic - Gym Suit (Other) | MapleStory M - Exclusive Game Pack (Other) | Black Desert Online - 15-Day Booster (Xbox or PS) (Other)
JadedCynic: Chat - FOMO is NOT a thing
EldarLuin: Oh yes... the 3am music...
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
JadedCynic: you're FINE
LittleVesuvius: oh boy
Crad0k: @OutOfSpaceAndTime do you mean dungeon keeper?
Nydestroyer: is this balanalot?
Styxseus: Pffff :D
RandomTrivia: I love it
CataclysmicReverb: Oh this music
Karfsma778: @Nydestroyer yes
ContingentCat: I set my time to 3 hours forward because of my schedual so it took the staying up to 6am to hear it.
TheThromborax: Alex has alts? I wonder what they are
SoundGuy0dB: I love it
TheBorzoi: It sounds like something that could be in Wall Market from FF7
DigitalSeahorse: have we had break yet? I may have missed it
Ghost_Toosh: reminds me of a drunk person trying to walk home
RandomTrivia: It's perfect
NewtyNewts: Slap the bass and play the wump-wump horn.
adi_pie: But Graham, it's only 2AM here
cabforpitt: this kinda sounds like earthbound
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol
HydraWiggins: also is it Molly that has an animal crossing music video?
NimrodXIV: womp womp womp
Dumori: Ok this is the perfect music for this game
EldarLuin: I've been awake once to hear this... that wasn't a dream island... >.>
Foxmar320: Look sometimes you have to breed flowers at 3am
RandomTrivia: I mean, that does sound like what my brain does at 3AM when I'm still wide awake
Pump19: Codefall | Splitgate - SteelSeries Exclusive Weapon Wrap (Other)
CAKHost: Just the sad trumbone for an hour
kusinohki: what does the "need help" button do?
SoundGuy0dB: so its 3am huy?
Orgmastron: @HydraWiggins Yes! It's called Horizons Anew.
rrtycoon2: That's a good theme for last year.
ContingentCat: I thought there was something wrong when I heard the honks
Astra7525: And the 4am one is... normal again?
Tom_Bruise: Well right about this time, duke boys couldn't quite the hang of that ol' insomnia condition
EldarLuin: Also, some nights, The Two Towers plays on the TV in AC....
evilspoons983: I like the ongoing count of deaths
RandomTrivia: This was a really good game
Pump19: Codefall | Dauntless - Weapon Bundle (Other)
Easilycrazyhat: only $8 on steam
LittleVesuvius: @EldarLuin dangit i now want this game even more
aWabbajack: Jump King prob do the same Alex
Mollylele: mods pls
Pteraspidomorphi: fusili?
NewtyNewts: Fusilli
fastlane250: Legally-Distinct!
ContingentCat: rigatoni
evilspoons983: rotini
tajessa: fusilli?
Haroldholmes25: rotini
CataclysmicReverb: Is that music still playing, or is it just echoing in my skull?
LittleVesuvius: rotini?
MAPBoardgames: Not the worst font this day
Karfsma778: Rotini?
Orgmastron: Hot noods!
JadedCynic: Fusilli or Rotini, it depends
Pump19: Codefall | Neverwinter - Zhentarim Warlock (Other)
ND_Ericson: hey yould you pasta controller over? Kappa
Anubis169: somebody rang?
DigitalSeahorse: very sharp looking fusilli
Styxseus: Voice acting!
ContingentCat: oh yeah rotini like rotate
thraximore: Better voice acting than 99% of W&P games already LUL
Pump19: Codefall | Neverwinter - Lost Soul's Pack (Other)
Anubis169: Mollylele: what's up?
wildpeaks: I don't know the name but I'll eat it ?
RandomTrivia: LUL sergeJustRight
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
Spacecarl: does it need to be turned up after turning the last game down?
LittleVesuvius: yes
Easilycrazyhat: that was some...strange inflection
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
offbeatwitch: owned
Styxseus: Concerning
ArcOfTheConclave: What's going on? in my town.
NewtyNewts: This VO is definitely 'interpretive'
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Speaking of 3am stuff, I remember Vermont's Fox affiliate playing a local fan song for the X-Files between commercial breaks.
Greyah: Wonder if the game has a special response if you call yourself Mr Noodle anyway.
SoundGuy0dB: lol, noodle doesn't want to send noods
PixelArtDragon: ""
Boon_33: this is your brain on pasta.
Ba_Dum_Tish: With mind bullets
EldarLuin: @LittleVesuvius It only shows like four screen shots of the movie, but it's of Sauroman talking to the Urukhai before they go to Helm's Deep. lol
Mollylele: is this codefall thing legit? seems sus.
fastlane250: well we’ve got Noodle, now when do we get to Jump
Saintnex: Wow our intelligence is ruuude
VintageSpiffy: Woo! Dauntless weapons!
Styxseus: Are these.. noodles?
snowb0und: This is a lot of lore for a game called Noodle Jump
34Witches: we should go ask Noone, then
ButButTheJesus: is this a sequel to Rubber
TheBorzoi: I like how the title screen expicitly told you to press any button except the power button
RandomTrivia: LUL
Anubis169: Mollylele: Yeah it's legit
Solipsody: This is already too much worldbuilding for a game where you're a noddle.
RandomTrivia: Welp
Pump19: Codefall | Aion Classic - Adventurer's Pack (Other)
Easilycrazyhat: YES
offbeatwitch: HELL yes
Styxseus: HAH LUL
EldarLuin: Helloooooo nightmare fuel!!!
Karfsma778: hahaha
SoundGuy0dB: has he got too much 'starch' in his pants??
Nydestroyer: narunoodle
BogglesUrMind: This game sounds a lot like "Thomas Was A-noodle"
Dumori: Look man I didn't choose the nood life the nood life chose me!
PixelArtDragon: Character creation! Woo!
LittleVesuvius: oh noooooooooo
Karfsma778: I LOVE IT
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hot noods in our area
Pump19: Codefall | Dauntless - Weapon Bundle (Other)
tajessa: YES. I am here for this.
RandomTrivia: This isn't a noodle... this isn't any kind of pasta...
DigitalSeahorse: xD
34Witches: wait, that's not a noodle
Metric_Furlong: Codefall is real, it's just an odd bunch of stuff this time
wildpeaks: we went from zero to hairy noodle in no time
34Witches: this is fusilli
aWabbajack: Dattebayo!
LittleVesuvius: omg
Pump19: Codefall | Guild Wars 2 - Booster Pack with Mini Pet (Other)
Easilycrazyhat: oh no a minion
Boon_33: sweatband for the tryhard run
RandomTrivia: This is a bushing from an overhead power line...
Juliamon: !codefall
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ContingentCat: but we don't have arms how can we naruto jump
thavleifrim: is that a noodle or a headless bolt
Tom_Bruise: You will be the one true hokagetti
Anubis169: Mollylele: Pump19 is the intermediary which stops bots sniping codes posted into the chat
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Dog_of_Myth: Believe it!
EldarLuin: @LittleVesuvius Basically, yeah. lol
Mollylele: smells like spam but ok, cool
Styxseus: HAHAHA
ContingentCat: YES
DeM0nFiRe: LUl
RandomTrivia: YES
offbeatwitch: NOODLE!
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
RandomTrivia: PERFECT GAME
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DigitalSeahorse: YESSSSSSSS
EldarLuin: FootGoal
jonasjonIV: lrrSHINE
LittleVesuvius: yESSSS
twitch_xeo: Attack Helicopter!
Holmeslice_: YES
evilspoons983: Attack helicopter!
wildpeaks: yessss
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: NonbinaryPride NonbinaryPride NonbinaryPride
Karfsma778: NOODL
noSmokeFire: hrmm. don't like the attack helicopter reference.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
wildpeaks: 10/10 game of the year
NewtyNewts: Send Noodles
malacorath: so close to being actually funny
EldarLuin: Penne noodles
Traion: Asexual is not a gender game
NimrodXIV: :D
PixelArtDragon: "Asexual" being a gender: mood.
RAICx: Thanks G
Gizmoloid: @Mollylele Well, you never know what can come out of it...
Gizmoloid: !codefall
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Simriel: Several of my trans friends use the Attack Helicopter joke as a way of taking it back
wildpeaks: oh this is going to end up in vore, isn't it
Pump19: Codefall | Bad Rats (Steam)
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Did the box say Nooderus?
couldntpickausername: I already love this game
Alness49: "But what's in your trousers?" "Wheat"
LittleVesuvius: I believe that is the trash can
wildpeaks: make way for speed noodle
fastlane250: Got zoomies
Ba_Dum_Tish: These noods come at you fast
elkae: Oh it’s fusilli
splatty1: shift?
Nydestroyer: Somehow that noodle can naruto run without arms
elkae: According to the box
thraximore: Is it _
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JadedCynic: @malacorath I gave the dev a 'you tired' medal :\
Solipsody: J?
EldarLuin: You have a trail of smoke
Styxseus: Maybe you need a tutorial first :P
Earthenone: first you must noodle, then you can jump
malacorath: @simriel more power to them
Anubis169: Mollylele: If you want to snag a free steam game, be quick because all those codes are voluntarily donated by other peeps :)
evilspoons983: maybe he hasn't learned to do it yet
thavleifrim: bets on Z
Simriel: One of my friends asked a sentient Belt it's gender in D&D. The answer it got was "Belt"
BogglesUrMind: @elkae More like fuel-sili based on that jet trail
TheBorzoi: Left control or left shift?
Gizmoloid: the joke doesn't work if the bad rats don't fall out immediately on command :(
SomebodyNowhere: are you a noodle
Pump19: Codefall | Black Desert Online - 15-Day Booster (PC) (Other)
Pump19: Codefall | Black Desert Online - Item Upgrade Bundle (PC) (Other)
jonnykefka: is it the 'home' key?
Pump19: Codefall | Blade and Soul - New Beginnings Pack (Other)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, it makes sense. I've never seen a noodle jump.
SomebodyNowhere: always look at you shadow
Ghost_Toosh: this game is a fever dream
th3mpire: no its graham
RandomTrivia: *BOING*
wildpeaks: forget space jump, use noodle jump
Dog_of_Myth: Warlock Jump
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: Speedrun strats unlocked
Karfsma778: we Warlock now boys
fastlane250: SPROING
RandomTrivia: Send this noodle to the MOON
Styxseus: :D
Juliamon: wiggly!!
malacorath: Graham, I'm getting an I am Bread vibes
rangerboy87: Perfect sound effects
LittleVesuvius: why is he GREEN
EldarLuin: Fall damage?
johnalogue: oh dear
BogglesUrMind: Hmm... that's two strikes game
snowb0und: If my noodle is self aware is it still vegan?
EldarLuin: I am Toast?!
v_nome: This is the future Pastafarians want.
thraximore: "cool"
ContingentCat: noo
wildpeaks: shiiiny
Tom_Bruise: yo I don't think this game is very good
LittleVesuvius: oh no
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Simriel: Remember when South Park wasn't basically run by right wing out of touch dicks XD
aWabbajack: zekeSTARE
Easilycrazyhat: gg no re
GlennSeto: God saves us!
Styxseus: Uah!
wildpeaks: mam, please
LittleVesuvius: SUDDENLY HOOMAN?
Pump19: Codefall | Spellbreak: Pulsar Outfit (Other)
MDK_Marshal: I've suddenly been transported into de_rats
Pump19: Codefall | Spellbreak: Enigmatic Marauder Outfit (Epic Games)
Tangsm: Did you win the boss fight?
NewtyNewts: Ah, the pot level.
Juliamon: Simriel Uh.... no?
Dumori: Well come to hell Noodle!
wildpeaks: nooooo(dle)
EldarLuin: KD!!!!
Styxseus: Wish: granted
circusofkirkus: Simriel umm no?
Pump19: Codefall | Spellbreak: Fashionable Forebear Outfit (Other)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Behold valhalla shiny and nood
wildpeaks: suddenly, noodle tardis
Simriel: @Juliamon I mean they didn't used to be terribly out of touch :P
JadedCynic: yeah, the game mechanics themselves seem decent, but...the 'UX' is more tiresome...
Easilycrazyhat: You have entered...The Noodle Zone
EvilBadman: @Simriel They're super centrist if anything
NewtyNewts: Ooh, is this Bubsy 3D?
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, Penne is known for floating and rotating :D
Nydestroyer: what type of cheesy hell is this
wildpeaks: hey at least it's not first person platforming
Mollylele: this is too many noods
Earthenone: for some reason i expected a clustertruck situation avoiding the pot
JadedCynic: ooh, ravioli, penne, farfalle...
andrew: This game looks a bit... Al Dente sunglasses emoji
EldarLuin: No fall damage at least
SoundGuy0dB: they just appear
ThermobaricKitten: 3rd person platforming is never a good idead
fastlane250: I’m not looking at pasta the same way again
PixelArtDragon: Why are there cheezits?
Juliamon: Simriel Hate to break it to you but they were, we just all were at the same level too
Boon_33: surprised they couldn't get a Kraft food tie in
Saxpython: It was a Totally Normal Journey
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: At least we got a drop shadow
CataclysmicReverb: 3d getting over it?
Pteraspidomorphi: Matt and Trey were much more conservative 20 years ago
Metric_Furlong: Simriel didn't they?
RandomTrivia: Penne for your thoughts, Graham lrrBEEJ
wildpeaks: betrayed by tortellinis
Opera707: this reminds me of the black ops zombie map mod 'cheese land'
Foxmar320: so many hot noods in here
Dabari49: that texture for the ground *chef kiss*
Traion: Holy pop in batman
Mollylele: @andrew ( ಠ_ಠ) ( ಠ_ಠ)>--■-■ (-■_■) ʏᴇᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀʜ
SomebodyNowhere: be nice if more levels rendered
DigitalSeahorse: this looks really hard
EldarLuin: Hurray for ray tracing!!!
Dumori: Pysconauts 2 got weird
the_lone_bard: Who cooks pasta like this? Just dry pasta, ravioli, and starting it all before the water's even boiling...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL this looks kind of like that game Leelee made, but noodles
thraximore: sounds hard, by the clicking of the keyboard
AdmiralMemo: now I want mac & cheese
wildpeaks: I'm gonna have to cook some food after this game, isn't it
GlennSeto: I don't trust those spaghetti...
Dog_of_Myth: I think this was a part in a Destiny Raid...
Anubis169: it kinda does...
Boon_33: noodle synergy
Ba_Dum_Tish: More noodle than we can handle
andrew: @Mollylele <3 <3 <3
Simriel: For the record I never LIKED South Park, I just think they used to be in touch with the age group they were trying to appeal to much better
Easilycrazyhat: nice save
Dabari49: Im-Pasta-ble???
wildpeaks: "saved by the noodle"
andrew: @Foxmar320 I assumed this many noods would be a TOS violation
ContingentCat: leaving a chemtrail is interesting
EldarLuin: Hello Derp
SomebodyNowhere: noodle jumper
Ghost_Toosh: i get the falling feeling everything you fall too far
offbeatwitch: hello, derp
Holmeslice_: derp
RandomTrivia: I think this game has gone pasta point of no return lrrBEEJ
NewtyNewts: Get on the Raviolis, Shinji!
johnalogue: what would a platforming game be without platforms?
BogglesUrMind: 2007?
DigitalSeahorse: kaytsSunflower
FerociousPeach: Codefall | Lineage 2 Coin Cache (Other)
jonnykefka: @RandomTrivia ouch
Me_kyle: This game needs the last games music
EldarLuin: Noodle Pet get
LittleVesuvius: what is this gaaaame
Lazarenth: what year was derp a thing
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Pump19: Codefall | Splitgate - SteelSeries Exclusive Weapon Wrap (Other)
RandomTrivia: Welp
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Styxseus: LUL
Saxpython: lol
thraximore: wow
SomebodyNowhere: wow
LittleVesuvius: wait you DIE?
Holmeslice_: noob
Easilycrazyhat: game pls
SoundGuy0dB: lol
circusofkirkus: uh
ButButTheJesus: DERP
Sniknob: lol noob
wildpeaks: LUL
Foxmar320: foxmarFALL
Karfsma778: okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Opera707: wow lmao
offbeatwitch: OWNED
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
EldarLuin: Voice change!!!
Styxseus: What happened..
Tangsm: You have a pet that is a dumber version of yourself. Okay, then.
RandomTrivia: The review LUL
JadedCynic: wait, what...
Steelwolf171: Question: How much pasta is that person cooking??
Styxseus: With the voice?
DeM0nFiRe: Weird why did it pitch up?
BogglesUrMind: Did his voice get higher?
Zappeljakob: somehow I am not even mad about that screen
JadedCynic: ouch
CastleOtranto: I'm vaguely uncomfortable?
AdmiralMemo: What happened to the voice?!
TheSinisterCheese: This music is unnecessarily scary.
deathjavu: well, at least it checkpointed?
amospiritus: :(
Aenir798: voice??
splatty1: QoL shortened dialog?
SoundGuy0dB: you have been tolt to"git gud! by the game over screen!
Pump19: Codefall | Guild Wars 2 - Ascended Aurene Clothing Outfit (Other)
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game isn't good but it's not awful either
SoundGuy0dB: cheeky game
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RandomTrivia: jlrrFall sergeFall
JadedCynic: lul
johnalogue: is this game a decade old?
wildpeaks: eat the rich bowties
Greyah: Like the jumps in this game, not all jokes land.
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
CastleOtranto: Betrayed by farfalle
EldarLuin: lrrFINE
TheBorzoi: Is it getting higher every time you die?
twitch_xeo: does it go... faster?
Juliamon: oh no, it's doubling every time!
Saintnex: What is happening?
MikoKisai: this game is from 2019
ND_Ericson: I love the asmr of this stream. alex' rapid mashing of buttons
thavleifrim: its just a shame teh checkpoint is beofre the cutscene
AdmiralMemo: It... keeps speeding up
Holmeslice_: i think it speeds up too???
thraximore: It's turning into a MINION
Ukon_Cairns: pride cometh before the farfalle ?
ShaneLeeAtk: Keep restarting!
Pteraspidomorphi: It has to be on purpose
Dumori: Head and Shoulders above Myst is my fav W&P meme
SomebodyNowhere: chain it
JadedCynic: just accelerates the audio file
Pteraspidomorphi: Which is extra weird
SomebodyNowhere: uhoh
LittleVesuvius: was the carl chipmunking app used to voice this game
Pump19: Codefall | Genshin Impact - Prime Gaming Bundle #4 (Other)
Mollylele: :singsnote: i still want a noooodle loop
wildpeaks: I hope the speeding up is intentional, otherwise it's an hilarious bug
MAPBoardgames: QOL: speed up repeated cut scenes?
Karfsma778: who puts in the noodles BEFORE THE WATER
Easilycrazyhat: *Indiana Jones music intensifies*
HIYGamer: I just checked, this game came out in 2019
LittleVesuvius: WHAT IS THIS GAME
Thatwasademo: I just woke up what in the world is this
Pump19: Codefall | Genshin Impact - Prime Gaming Bundle #3 (Other)
Styxseus: Ah. Heat the pasta, then add water. As you do.
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
Crad0k: threading the needle
BogglesUrMind: Is that on purpose...?
CastleOtranto: Please. My wets
wildpeaks: oh it's definitely intentional
LittleVesuvius: i think the game is breaking
SomebodyNowhere: did that say a noodles life is hard if it hasnt been cooked?
twitch_xeo: It's speeding up each time, perhaps to make the voicelines faster?
Dumori: That has to be intentional like if not delibrate
splatty1: I think it speeds up so you don't have to watch the cutscene as much and returns to normal when you have control
andrew: @Thatwasademo Grandma Needs It Al Dente
BogglesUrMind: Maybe it's so you don't get annoyed by the repeated line?
Pump19: Codefall | Genshin Impact - Prime Gaming Bundle #1 (Other)
JadedCynic: you know, cooked pasta (or fresh) is more elastic/bouncy than dried pasta
KartoffelKaiser: does the pitch change based on distance to the source of the voice?
TheOtherTrevor: I think it is a product of whatever they are doing for the falling/wind sound effect
Tangsm: I'm a little worried that's the normal voice of the narrator, and it's being pitched down during the narration.
wildpeaks: water rising ? oh no it's the meat circus all over again
tehfewl: i bet they are a milk first kinda person
EldarLuin: "A noodle's life is hard." I think you mean al dente.
Foxmar320: Derp! Noooooo
Karfsma778: rip
ND_Ericson: also the water is already boiling
RandomTrivia: Long. Live. THE KING.
offbeatwitch: add THAT much dried pasta
Styxseus: Alas poor derp.
DeM0nFiRe: Derp NotLikeThis
Sky_Kast: and then do the magic of Boiling
Dog_of_Myth: F for Derp
Astra7525: wait... is this "noodle jump" a parody of popular mobile game... doodle jump?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pump19: Codefall | Dauntless - Weapon Bundle (Other)
WearingCats_CwC: All of my emotions
PharaohBender27: Is this game meant to be anti-pasta-eating propaganda?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Pump19: Codefall | Blade and Soul - New Beginnings Pack (Other)
Lazarenth: oh i get it... instead of doodle jump it is noodle jump
Mollylele: the game should be called Fuckaroni
Saintnex: Press F for Derp
CastleOtranto: Oh, the pathos
rangerboy87: and there it is
MikoKisai: it's definitely speeding things up
Mollylele: Fuckaroni & Find Out
Chesul: you actually can cook pasta that way, and Alton Brown even recommends it.
SomebodyNowhere: that voice thing is not right
boyesie: wombleLol
EldarLuin: eldarl1Pressf
Foxmar320: :D
JadedCynic: "Video games are fun sometimes"
ContingentCat: fuckaroni are the lewd shaped pasta
LittleVesuvius: i am very confused by this voice
RandomTrivia: @Mollylele sergeJustRight
LittleVesuvius: oh no
SoundGuy0dB: this makes me want to both eat pasta & never eat pasta again!
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
ashteranic: there's a series of tiktoks where an american woman makes pasta in front of her italian husband, and every single one of them is him being incredibly incensed in italian about it
andrew: @Mollylele Fuckaroni and Find Out
Easilycrazyhat: it's always said
Styxseus: :D
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BogglesUrMind: Do you remember when I killed your noodles Eddie? I sounded just like THIS!
Aitsu111: the judge from Roger rabbit
SomebodyNowhere: now I really dont understand it
DarkNacht: At least the scenes take less time each time.
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Pump19: Codefall | Aion Classic - Adventurer's Pack (Other)
Thatwasademo: and Findoutini
couldntpickausername: so the subtitles were optional in the menu, are you intended to actually understand that audio?
Foxmar320: :D
Traion: Can we keep dying to see how high it goes?
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
wildpeaks: sir
samwonk: This was quite a difficulty spike.
Styxseus: LUL
Karfsma778: ahahah
EldarLuin: beesqu1Whut
Foxmar320: Alex yas
Easilycrazyhat: it's sped up to get through stuff you've already seen, I believe
SomebodyNowhere: just keeps getting faster
circusofkirkus: voxyKnife
offbeatwitch: sir? sir
RvLeshrac: ironmouseANGY
shurtal: Sir, this is an Olive Garden
NewtyNewts: "Shit ass whore" has been called.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
RandomTrivia: Every time we die, the voiceline gets higher and Alex adds more swears LUL
snowb0und: Is Fuckaroni served with cream or meat sauce?
ContingentCat: reminder, W+P is not family friendly
MikoKisai: this *has* to be intentional
Boon_33: LETS GO!
Duwani1: I love that Drift compatible is a thing
niccus: can we also modulate alex up
Mollylele: those are just cheezits
Pteraspidomorphi: I kind of want to eat pasta all of a sudden
GlennSeto: Alex swearing like someone in labor...
TheBorzoi: I think it's speeding up the cutscene every time you die until you get control again
JeffCentaur: I wonder if the increased pitch/speed is to let players speed through the cutscene faster and faster after dying
micalovits: What... What did I just tune in to o.o
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so this is what they mean by infinite pasta bowl
evilspoons983: I think the audio playing faster and faster is some kind of concession to keeping you from going nuts listening to the same piece of dialogue over and over
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is both stupid and charming
Gekyouryuu: this is such a good game
Ghost_Toosh subscribed at Tier 1.
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Nydestroyer: Wait the noodles are procedurally generated?
LittleVesuvius: lmaoooooo
Crad0k: jesus christ, i've not heard swearing like that since pipes playing mario
Foxmar320: We have to know how this ends! The tragic noodle saga!
Pump19: Codefall | Dauntless - Weapon Bundle (Other)
rocketjohn: Graham: ded
JadedCynic: Alex - to be fiar, I think you have encountered your "Getting Over It" the game is much like this, only minus the checkpointing
RandomTrivia: Game good :D
SomebodyNowhere: looks like we're gonna have to jump
PixelArtDragon: Wait, can you jump higher by bounding on the same raviolli?
Pump19: Codefall | Splitgate - SteelSeries Exclusive Weapon Wrap (Other)
Ukon_Cairns: fast forwarding instead of skipping the cutscene is a silly choice
raulghoulia: it's good to laugh
andrew: they're not deaths, they're octave jumps
SoundGuy0dB: wow got noodled!
EldarLuin: Best game
CrazyZonie: Alex, would you like to expain to the kids what a "Shit-cock whore" is?
deathjavu: no depth perception...shoulda picked a character with 2 eyes
Gizmoloid: Can you imagine this drop WITH depth perception?
Dumori: Like this fast forward on restart has to be either a bug they left in or delibrate
RandomTrivia: There's definitely a medium-ok game under all the bad
Styxseus: Is it INTENTIONAL..?
meepsalot: Just got here, this is a very weird Thomas is alone mod
TheSinisterCheese: I think that might actually be intentional...
Thatwasademo: it seems like a good QOL thing
CaptainSpam: So, wait, are all the platforms randomly generated every death?
AtomicAlchemical: Negging players: classic engagement tactic
FifthAbyss: can I get this for VR?
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to andrew! They have given 887 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, andrew! (Today's storm count: 102)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can you imagine playing this in WR
fastlane250: Decreased iteration time is always a plus
BogglesUrMind: They spawned none close enough to get to
Easilycrazyhat: what are the stringy things?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: VR
Foxmar320: Oh water is coming
Pump19: Codefall | Black Desert Online - Fairy Irene and Junaid Cat (Xbox or PS) (Other)
Thatwasademo: better than an unskippable cutscene which takes the same time each time
Pump19: Codefall | Black Desert Online - Item Upgrade Bundle (Xbox or PS) (Other)
Dabari49: death
skysonglark: the speeding up vo is 100% intentional
Ba_Dum_Tish: That water is coming for you
SomebodyNowhere: wat
SoundGuy0dB: wow
EldarLuin: No pressure
RandomTrivia: Welp
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Saintnex: Boooo
andrew: @PharaohBender27 Ayyy thanks for the gift sub! <3
JadedCynic: @CrazyZonie if you're letting kids watch this, you brought the explanations upon yourself :)
Karfsma778: aww
Lazarenth: lol noob
TheAinMAP: boo.
Boon_33: got soft there
PharaohBender27: No problem, @andrew ! :)
drthvd3r: Wait, is this the subocean coming to us?
LittleVesuvius: the amount of chirping this stream is doing is alarming my cats
Lazarenth: "the bee movie but every time noodle dies it speeds up 15%"
Dumori: GotY!
Mollylele: lrrHERE
Holmeslice_: *distressed squeaking* is all i hear now
Styxseus: Boingy!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is this level so big
LittleVesuvius: nooooooo
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
frostownik: this is the Ginzo Tree of this game
Thatwasademo: that witch cackle
SomebodyNowhere: hugh mann
Zappeljakob: bossfight!
wildpeaks: hungry hungry monster
JadedCynic: how deep is this pot?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait we have hearts now?
AdmiralMemo: I've been able to give away most of my codes today. Congrats to everyone who's scored one. :)
twitch_xeo: surwife
shurtal: Sir Wivfe
Mollylele: see THIS would have been an appropriate game for Fenniculi Fennicula to be playing in the background
micalovits: surwife!
NewtyNewts: Zewife?
meepsalot: I am making pasta for dinner now
EldarLuin: Sovive!!!
LittleVesuvius: surwife!
Foxmar320: We must defeat the monster!
DigitalSeahorse: use your noodle I guess
ND_Ericson: sir wife, noodle!
TheBorzoi: You have 3 hearts now...
themlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
themlin: oh yay terrible games done by my favorite people!
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SoundGuy0dB: ummm,,,,#
SomebodyNowhere: uhhhh
LittleVesuvius: you must surwife!
RandomTrivia: oh no
Bearudite: surwife
Holmeslice_: Borat voice "SurWife
Buxx345: yes hello, sir wife
snowb0und: What accent is this?!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Styxseus: Uhh
Foxmar320: Noodle boss fight?
Dumori: We got hearts? They got Hearts? We in a boss fight?!
Astra7525: Am I noticing a German accent of this guy?
JadedCynic: whups
Aenir798: uhhhhhhh
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
JadedCynic: game broke
MAPBoardgames: Your swiafu is garbage
ContingentCat: noooo
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
Karfsma778: rip
DigitalSeahorse: nooo
wildpeaks: oh this is definitely ending up in noodle vore
offbeatwitch: noodle jump failure
Styxseus: Noodle nooo!
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: boss fight?!?
AdmiralMemo: Gaem plox
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Lazarenth: rip
Foxmar320: Nooooooo
PixelArtDragon: Oh, that's a boss!
FionasGotIT: bloobyF
jonnykefka: nope, rip
Karfsma778: RIP
Boon_33: defeat the Titan!
SerGarretCameron: it's loading a combat engine, and then failing.
SoundGuy0dB: a boss??
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
quasi79fu: infinite borked
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
Thatwasademo: oh, no rendering
Easilycrazyhat: rip game
Saintnex: Ohhh noooo
LittleVesuvius: gaaem plox
Aitsu111: game of the year
snowb0und: So... not gonna suwive
RandomTrivia: jlrrDang
twitch_xeo: welp, perfect timing
EldarLuin: *chef's kiss*
PharaohBender27: !panic
offbeatwitch: oh yes
AtomicAlchemical: We win!
RealLegitStreamer: I don't think they expected anyone to get this far
LittleVesuvius: o no
AdmiralMemo: Oh no
rangerboy87: and the speed has broken the game
DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine
Dumori: SirWife at any cost!"
Dog_of_Myth: Come on sub ocean
NewtyNewts: Perfect timing!
NimrodXIV: well I guess we're done
redisforever: maybe from the menu?
Zappeljakob: maybe restart?
ND_Ericson: that's actually a classig german native overcorrection! since it's hard to learn the english W-sound we sometimes tend to over-apply it to V-sounds as well
Earthenone: well i guess its 4 pm
Foxmar320: Tragic :(
SoundGuy0dB: boss fight broke the game
SomebodyNowhere subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
SomebodyNowhere: rip noodle
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SomebodyNowhere! (Today's storm count: 104)
offbeatwitch: You Died
Simriel: Feels like a reasonable way to end Garbage Day
eric_christian_berg: Good timing.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb doh
EldarLuin: eldarl1Pressf Noodle. eldarl1Pressf
Thatwasademo: RIP renderer
Gizmoloid: Maybe quit and restart and try to continue?
johnalogue: you took one of their hearts!!
SalmirAeon: best way to end the garbage
Dabari49: they didnt expect someone to play this far
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: see now I just want pasta.
boyesie: restart?
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP
AdmiralMemo: Sir Wife won't help you in any way.
WearingCats_CwC: You didn't surwife
andrew: @Lazarenth This VOD but every time the noodle dies
Styxseus: :D
micalovits: IT sure is game
Its_VeeBot: "Ah, this is horrible" You got that right
Mollylele: (muffled sounds of noodle violence)
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Aenir798: you're asking for a lot Alex
LittleVesuvius: sir wife cannot help you
AdmiralMemo: Is Sir Wife the boss?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown benginO7
Saintnex: Wow, this game is so borked
DarkNacht: If you know the pattern you don't need to see the boss.
Boon_33: lrrAWW
johnalogue: you didn't press the "any" key, obviously
LittleVesuvius: wow
Styxseus: That sure happened
RAICx: I did not hit survive, I did naahht!
PharaohBender27: Cheer300
EldarLuin: zeldac2Malove zeldac2Malove zeldac2Malove zeldac2Malove
CrazyZonie: It's 4 O clock
SoundGuy0dB: it is over-salted
PixelArtDragon: The only other think by this developer on Steam is what looks like a competent VR skybox painter. I am very perplexed.
AdmiralMemo: ?codefall 3
Pump19: Codefall | Spellbreak: Pulsar Outfit (Other) | Spellbreak: Fashionable Forebear Outfit (Other) | Spellbreak: Enigmatic Marauder Outfit (Epic Games)
JohnLockeCole: Graham and Alex: Thank You For The Show!!!
electra310: Excellent stream, I laughed very hard
SomebodyNowhere: that derp voice line got so fast
elah806: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (59m from now).
JadedCynic: @CrazyZonie nah it's 7...wait, midnight...wait...
insanecat6mtg: least it had perfect timing on that crash.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks again for another crazy afternoon.
tajessa: thank you Graham and Alex! always a delight!
TehAmelie: thanks for all the laughs!
PharaohBender27: Guests!
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo Guests
RandomTrivia: Jackbox with Olivia and Michelle, I believe?
meepsalot: Yay! jackbox!
Foxmar320: :(
electric_claire: Great people and also guests
AdmiralMemo: Heddo! *WHAM!*
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: awwwww
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you're watching us on YouTube, the Jackbox stream is probably there, too.
RandomTrivia: !famjam
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Destinanigans
Zappeljakob: I am so looking forward for the next Jackbox party pack
NimrodXIV: guests are not great?
RandomTrivia: Ah
DigitalSeahorse: fam jam
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Gamify your trash.
Foxmar320: Yay LRL!
RandomTrivia: Roll credits!
Styxseus: lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: Thought fam jam was just the morning, and then Chillpoint?
CAKHost: Is there Checkpoint+ on Friday?
gayghostprince: oh my God I missed it
DoodlestheGreat: YAY!
Boon_33: lrrAWESOME
ND_Ericson: THAT'S NO MOON! :p
gayghostprince: bye Graham and Alex. thank you for the stream
rangerboy87: Wow I'll be watching two streams tonight...don't usually happen
RandomTrivia: Oh no my username caused Graham's brain to hang :D
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream, Graham and Alex!
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DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine Archane smixelFine
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