gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
gnome_friend opens it
malc: now it is a man trapped in an ajar jar
gnome_friend: A-HA
DeM0nFiRe: shoutout to the screaming man inside the marble
DarkMorford: If the jar is ajar, is the trapped man truly trapped?
malc: yes, if outside the ajar jar is Jar Jar
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello yes, I am here for an 8 way boxing match with jack
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
TehAmelie: riddle: where is abed's abed?
R_Craddz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
malc: bah I really should go to bed :P
FacelessManAboutTown gifted a Tier 1 sub to DickButt! They have given 23 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DickButt! (Today's storm count: 110)
FacelessManAboutTown is paying forward the Gift they got from Beta_Ray_Jim to DickButt!
TehAmelie: there are many possible answers
TheWriterAleph: heheh dickbutt
TehAmelie: hoho
FifthAbyss: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
DoodlestheGreat: SOON™ jenntaDerp
ContingentCat: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
ContingentCat: !bot
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: spoilers!
malc: ~botflip
LRRTwitter: (╯°Д°)╯ʇoqɹɹ˥
ContingentCat: is that the only "soon" quote?
malc: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
TehAmelie: for instance, here's Abed's Abed
NonUniqueGuy: Does anyone know if they have the new Jackbox Party Pack? I know I have seen other streamers play it already.
Gekyouryuu: wait... new pack?
Manae: I thought last time they said there was some new stuff
Manae: so possibly
ContingentCat: probably
ClodiumSoride: I thought party pack 8 won't be released until October.
Gekyouryuu: did they come out with an 8 already?
NonUniqueGuy: It comes out next month, but I saw another streamer play it last Sunday.
DeM0nFiRe: I think they said on discord today si not the new jack box
noSmokeFire: when it came up on discord James said they don't have a preview copy of 8, but there's another jackbox stream scheduled shortly after it comes out
DeM0nFiRe: (but they said they already scheduled a jackbox stream for when it does come out)
NonUniqueGuy: Cool. Thanks.
RomanGoro: Can confirm, that's what James told us
RomanGoro: So #BlameJames I guess?
gnome_friend: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #7463: "James speaks lies." —Cameron [2021-01-22]
TehAmelie: who knows how much fun there is left to wring out of Jackboxen 1-7
Earthenone: im a little suprised they dident get one, considering they were on jackbox pannels when conventions existed.
NonUniqueGuy: Oh yeah, still plenty of fun and I was going to be watching no matter what.
djalternative: Can confirm that James has written words
Gekyouryuu: so, do we know what games are in 8?
Earthenone: not that it matters, it will be funny people playing games about being funny
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: A dog is an infinite egg.
DeM0nFiRe: wat
NonUniqueGuy: @Gekyouryuu Yeah, I have seen all 5 games being played.
gnome_friend: Press X to pump the Egg
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
djalternative: @Earthenone G was even on the jackbox panel for the most recent online one
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
RandomTrivia: !next
Calaban161: Hello people
RandomTrivia: Gah, beaten this time
TehAmelie: lemme tell ya it's great to get some LRR streams to break up the Sandman audiobook marathon episodes
Earthenone: congrats on the 0
Mcgwee: yos!
NonUniqueGuy: I'm most interested in seeing them play Job Job. It should be right up their alley.
kusinohki: dinner is served.... and still before signal. yay me!
Manae: I was starting to think I wouldn't win that again after the last... three snipes
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
TehAmelie: some laughs in between the horrors
benjamin_wheeler: tiem to laugh
Calaban161: !advice
LRRbot: Flunge!
gnome_friend: I always hear "the illusion of choice" in Adam's voice now
RandomTrivia: Oh hai Ben
AgentSmithRadio: !findquote laugh
LRRbot: Quote #5066: "We all had a good laugh when Ian slammed directly into a wall of tires." —Ian [2018-06-17]
JocelyneAnne: I am so excited for this. I could really use some laughs.
NewtyNewts: Almost time!
Calaban161: @gnome_friend you are not the only one
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
NonUniqueGuy: People have to answer questions and then other people to use the words from those answers to for another set of answers.
gnome_friend: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
electra310: We get signal!
lemmel: lrrSIG lrrSIG
AgentSmithRadio: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG HahaBall lrrSIG
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARRROWS
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
TheWriterAleph: that's awfully specific, lrrbot...
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Fruan: PrideWingL lrrSIG PrideWingR
Seth_Erickson: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Ubiki: lrrSIG lrrSIG
NonUniqueGuy: lrrSIG
mowdownjoe: SAGNIL
gnome_friend: lrrARROWS
kusinohki: extraDab
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG laynaAhBonk lrrSIG
fastlane250: lrrSIG we get signal
Mcgwee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
Mcgwee: sub again!
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NewtyNewts: Let's gOooooo
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Juliamon: TheWriterAleph It's better than the alternative
ihlendrax: But I wanted cursed waffles, LRRbot!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrARROWS
gnome_friend: Take me out to the Box game
RayFK: Olivia I can't believe you would bring that cursed shit in here
AgentSmithRadio subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
AgentSmithRadio: 14 Months! Time certainly flies. Thank you LRR for all of the amazing content you create, and best of luck bringing the laughs tonight!
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! This week we're Jackboxing! 📷 ||
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jessieimproved: Twoooooo years!!!! lrrHEART lrrHORN
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NewtyNewts: Two Thirds Of A Year!!
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gnome_friend: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
ihlendrax: Boo ads.
SergeYager: seabatClap breyaBust seabatClap breyaChut
TheDailyMapleSyrup: sergeHeart
Fruan: Wait.... Olivia is here today? JOY
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut lrrSIG lrrSIG
gnome_friend: !quote Olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AgentSmithRadio: I've been packing for the apartment I'm moving to next week, and I found my LRR DVD's. I know what I'm watching once I settle in!
Phailhammer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
Phailhammer: Only four months to go until the one year! lrrBEEJ
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: More Olivia??? Please let it be more Olivia!!!!
FacelessManAboutTown: catJAM
AVACgames: dayoDayoHAPPY dayoDayoHAPPY dayoDayoHAPPY dayoDayoHAPPY
Sage0fMadness: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise yup!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yay!
NewtyNewts: Wonder which games they'll play today!
hurricanealpaca subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
hurricanealpaca: So glad I found that community! Shout out to all the Beef Queens!!
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BrowneePoints: Olivia and Michelle!
ManicPixieDreamLurker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
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SergeYager: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Sage0fMadness: breyaYeah breyaYeah_HF
gnome_friend: The ILLUSION of choice
Mister_BlueSky: I should be asleep but my tinnitus is acting up, at least this will take my mind off it for a bit.
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
AgentSmithRadio: @NewtyNewts I always hope for Patently Stupid. I've yet to find another Jackbox stream that does it half as good as LRR.
FacelessManAboutTown: An olivia of the gobert hicks variety?
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
sheqesi: you are all wonderful, amazing, talented people!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sheqesi! (Today's storm count: 121)
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wayching Olivia break from laughter is so good and wholesome
Sage0fMadness: @NewtyNewts they do that one SO good
NewtyNewts: @AgentSmithRadio Agreed, they are amazing at it.
kusinohki: "effing walk then!"
lithopseffect: @Mister_BlueSky no sleep, just box
Sage0fMadness: @kusinohki LUL
SergeYager: jlrrDang
gnome_friend: !findquote banana work
LRRbot: Quote #7608: "Work first, then banana." —Adam [2021-05-19]
jessieimproved: Olivia playing Jackbox breathes life into me
Haroldholmes25: jack the box
Fruan: Sadly I won't be catching this whole stream live, but for the best possible reason - I'm finally getting my first vaccine shot today.
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
DarkMorford: I present: the Kill-a-Graham!
AgentSmithRadio: @kusinohki The Kill-A-Graham
gnome_friend: YAY @Fruan
SergeYager: wheelerBanana
laikagoat: @Fruan zoeyParty zoeyParty zoeyParty
ladylinzington: @Fruan yessssss! \o/
NewtyNewts: Me good presentation
RockPusher: benginDance benginDance benginDance
Dog_of_Myth: Congrats @Fruan
SergeYager: breyaChallenge breyaDisappoint breyaAccepted
DarkMorford: Between that and the Escapiary, G has the *best* Patently Stupid puns
RockPusher: Fruan wooooo - pump up those vax numbers!!!
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
AgentSmithRadio: @Fruan That is a very acceptable reason to watch the VOD instead of watching live. Congrats, and enjoy your antibodies!
Darleysam: Momentum Mori was an extremely strong entry from Ian, though
DutchGiant_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DutchGiant_! (Today's storm count: 122)
TehAmelie: if we get any puns today that can top Balancelot i'll be thrilled
wordmogul: I made food just in time!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Sage0fMadness: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ladylinzington: @wordmogul me too isn't it so satisfying when that happens
SergeYager: duDudu duDudu duDudu
JadedCynic: @Fruan waving from the VOD - thanks for helping us all! <3 lrrAWESOME
NewtyNewts: Over/Under of starting with trivia murder party again?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrSHINE lrrAWESOME Time to think outside the icosahedron
stephenkingthefirst subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
stephenkingthefirst: WOOOOOO! Still Goin!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, stephenkingthefirst! (Today's storm count: 123)
NewtyNewts: Beej is Groomed?!
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
RayFK: Oh thank god Olivia isn't wearing the thing
Goorguy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Goorguy! (Today's storm count: 124)
electra310: Yay, party time!
TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
AgentSmithRadio: Beej is so... clean looking.
jessieimproved: look at all the frieeeeeeeeends
MegaDosX: Oh boy look at all these awesome people
gnome_friend: geminitayIntenseDAB
empyreon: riffGasm riffGasm riffGasm
Enki1256: Beej haircut???
RomanGoro: No cow head? No banana
ButButTheJesus: a metal shaper!
MAPBoardgames: JAK BAX!
RandomTrivia: Beej's hair has been tamed!
Sibwow: Is it great to be here?
affinityartifacts: breyaBust breyaChut
JocelyneAnne: Beej looks so good!
orrie104 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
orrie104: Woo, Jackbox!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, orrie104! (Today's storm count: 125)
Dog_of_Myth: @RayFK Yet...
JadedCynic: wait... did Beej get a haircut?!?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Look at that haircut on Beej!!!
ChaoticObserver: Hey Olivia
Pteraspidomorphi: Regular Beej!
ContingentCat: Did beej get a haircut???
MegaDosX: @Enki1256 Looks more like he tied it back, but could be wrong
Sage0fMadness: Beej haircut?!?!
empyreon: Nelson with a DAMN fine shirt
RandomTrivia: Bust and in fact Chut I believe
BusTed: 👋
Darleysam: Appreciating Nelson's tshirt
Masslost: lrrBEEEJ looking all fancy
RockPusher: escher3BEE here
NonUniqueGuy: Beej looking clean cut looks so weird.
MegaDosX: Also hi Olivia! I look forward to you dying laughing again this stream!
TimIAm: Your hair looks nice Beej
Mr_Dirty: That is not Beej I can tell by the hair
Fruan: That can't be Beej. Where's the hair?
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust & breyaChut
Sage0fMadness: The MASK
Mcgwee: lrrBEEEJ lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: HORN
tehfewl: the Cow HEAD
JadedCynic: liar, Serge <3
jessieimproved: god that fan is just *chef's kiss*
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut
RayFK: Olivia
StageMgrRob: Did Beej get a hair cut? Looks good!
RayFK: Olivia.
gualdhar: did Beej get replaced by a pod person? where's the suave hair?
korvys: Jokebox Porty Pock
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrSERGE
lithopseffect: Beej out here looking like a snack
Juliamon: Don't tease it, Olivia
Dog_of_Myth: Do it Olivia!
affinityartifacts: ILY @RayFK
DoodlestheGreat: EGAD! I had no idea Beej got his haircut finally.
RayFK: @affinityartifacts THAT THING IS CURSED
sydnius: did beej need to clean up to vote?
BrowneePoints: Beej you look really good with your hair pulled back!
AgentSmithRadio: Still has hair, just a manbun.
MelbourneRobert subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MelbourneRobert! (Today's storm count: 126)
NewtyNewts: Called it!
Juliamon: Go full cow or go home
Taveena: The Joke Box Party Pack 5, if you will
RockPusher: Beej bun… beeun?
MAPBoardgames: TMP!
Mcgwee: yes!
JadedCynic: Beej - very nic coiffure lrrHEART
ladylinzington: who called it, well done
ChrisGMiller: 20 bucks Oliva isn't able to speak for a majority of the stream
PharaohBender27 is gifting 7 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 894 in the channel!
electra310: Beejbun
ContingentCat: ooo
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Enki1256: @MegaDosX Yup, tied back, just a really weird part on the top.
BrowneePoints: Michelle I love the fan!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ah, Beej tamed his hair with a ponytail!
DigitalSeahorse: smixelMusic kaytsLurk
theevermist: the second you say?
rangerboy87: I guess that hair strangler guy from Dice Friends scared Beej into getting haircut
Boon_33: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Juliamon: also hey chat, can we pull back on the Beej comments?
RayFK: 2real Michelle
Sage0fMadness: LUL
RandomTrivia: Los Kangeles Airport? lrrBEEJ
Pteraspidomorphi: That was very good
Haroldholmes25: There is also a twitch thingy
SentientRatKing: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Not a haircut, but a hairband
DoodlestheGreat: There's also the Twitch extension.
TehAmelie: LKAX sounds like a combination airport and radio station
gnome_friend: @Juliamon what about !lovebeej ?
JadedCynic: @rangerboy87 it seems to be a ponytail. but whatever he wants - it looks good
PharaohBender27: No problem, @SentientRatKing ! :)
Dog_of_Myth: We can win this Chat!
Juliamon: gnome_friend That's fine, of course
empyreon: gdqRipUrn
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
sheer_falacy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sheer_falacy! (Today's storm count: 134)
NewtyNewts: lrrBEEJ
rangerboy87: @JadedCynic Agree
EldarLuin: Otay
ContingentCat: the jackbox website is french for me again no idea why
coachNelly: so far feels quite a bit like trivia murder party 1
Pump19: Codefall | Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (Steam)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian.
klooswep: Mori, obv
RandomTrivia: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL jackbox widget should also be active now
DeM0nFiRe: [citation needed]
RayFK: FUCK that was my joke
EldarLuin: I think I know....
RayFK: Damnit Beej
PharaohBender27: Totally guessing here
SachielOne: The spider is in Ottawa
Pump19: Codefall | Neverwinter - Lost Soul's Pack (Other)
mowdownjoe: Been!
e_bloc: I never watched memento
Sage0fMadness: Mementos
Haroldholmes25: thanks paul
NewtyNewts: It's active Paul, thanks!
EldarLuin: if it's anything like Ottawa...
sirspate: hey, I think we have one of those here
BrowneePoints: Josuke and Koichi
PharaohBender27: WHEELER
TamesLovesGames: A giant metal cow head
EldarLuin: Yup....
PharaohBender27: Dangit
TheBorzoi: I was wrong :(
sirspate: There's one here in Ottawa
AgentSmithRadio: Flaming clown spiders
RayFK: Olivia you get so much Wheeler today.
NewtyNewts: Got it!
lordgrond subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lordgrond! (Today's storm count: 135)
electra310: I got it!
SachielOne: And Tokyo, apparently
EldarLuin: Same as the National Art Gallery in Ottawa....
theevermist: Its the pair to the one in ottawa right?
ContingentCat: the big spider is ottawa
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wild Wild West Museum
mowdownjoe: How did Ian and Beej get it wrong?
KaleidoscopeMind: oof
ButButTheJesus: i also chose spider
Mai_Andra: ♫ wiki wiki wild wild west ♫
niccus: matt gets to choose who lives (and mostly woh dies)
Piperlyon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Piperlyon! (Today's storm count: 136)
Phailhammer: Looks like I'm never going to that museum.
NewtyNewts: I call two Legolas's
LarkSachrosis: Holy Bus Beej got a haircut
gnome_friend: @niccus what about who tells your story?
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
klooswep: I guess 3
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Boromir
ContingentCat: @LarkSachrosis nope ponytail
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie fun fact - aircraft designations started due to radio transmitters; it split off as broadcast radio proliferated and the frequencies for ATC moved to a different range
micalovits: It cares about spelling
MyBuddySuperfly: Alfredo?
YeetTheRich_: I think the games cares
Dog_of_Myth: The short one.
Mai_Andra: Meriadoc Brandybuck
TehAmelie: makes sense
BrowneePoints: Peregrin
LarkSachrosis: @ContingentCat ah
LittleVesuvius: omg
NonUniqueGuy: For the people who can die, you need the correct spelling
e_bloc: wow Haircut Beej is a lot
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
Juliamon: CHAT. Stop discussing Beej's hair. PLEASE.
KaleidoscopeMind: I think it only cares for ghosts.
LittleVesuvius: Haircut Beej!
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
TheBorzoi: Spelling might have been wrong
Aarek: Bill the pony
PharaohBender27: @Diabore No, he does, he's just hiding it behind his head
NewtyNewts: Wow, NO Legolas's!
HadesLeprechaun: yah serge, dwarves represent!
34Witches: (very annoyed)
RandomTrivia: Nelson with the snipe
LittleVesuvius: I'm shocked that nobody said Legolas or Aragorn!
Sogheim: no one said Gandalf?
consolecowboy88: G'day everyone
Diabore: @Juliamon sorry, i just got here
CaptainSpam: We're in second place!
consolecowboy88: Serge got a haircut
LittleVesuvius: holy COW
Haroldholmes25: everyone tried hard to dodge the obvious ones
HadesLeprechaun: I wonder if gandalf the grey and gandalf the white count as separate characters
PharaohBender27: O_o
MyBuddySuperfly: at least 15
LittleVesuvius: probably not
LackingSanity_: just 1 big dimple
e_bloc: Brendan "Golf" Dery
Fistacles: SAME
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
EldarLuin: Of course Beej would know... lol
ContingentCat: beej knows all
TehAmelie: just gonna guesstimate
RandomTrivia: lrrCIRCLE
LittleVesuvius: o god
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I was trying to be supportive. Q.Q
YeetTheRich_: gotta be at least 10
NimrodXIV: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | You Don't Know Jack Vol. 2 (Steam)
Mai_Andra: 87
consolecowboy88: I am gonna presume 300
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: James would know
Taveena: One large dimple.
kusinohki: these are english golf balls, not metric
klooswep: It does say "typically"
NewtyNewts: Well, your cheeks can have between 0 and 2 dimples... so that many.
DeM0nFiRe: The golf balls are hail sized
PharaohBender27: katesWot
electra310: I am so good at random guessing
micalovits: I'll just go and count on my golf ball
RayFK: Frequently
TehAmelie: are golf balls even real?
Calaban161 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Calaban161: JackBox is so fun
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Calaban161! (Today's storm count: 137)
Fistacles: ah yes the golf ball car
LittleVesuvius: I've never seen this punishment before!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't think I've seen this game
gnome_friend: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #4623: "It's like a magic we can understand!" —Ian [2018-01-27]
MegaDosX: !card sword of war and peace
LRRbot: Sword of War and Peace [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from white. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand. / Equip {2}
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
HadesLeprechaun: I've seen this, it's not new
ChaoticObserver: No
laikagoat gifted a Tier 1 sub to micalovits! They have given 144 Gift Subs in the channel!
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34Witches: so if you take all four rows, they all die?
Witchy_Diana: I got to predict who dies
skysonglark: oh wow i've seen this game in home games lots of times
LackingSanity_: we just guess who will die
RandomTrivia: We do not get a sword
elah806: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #2326: "This fire sword is pretty hot stuff..." —Alex [2016-04-15]
theevermist: we dont get to stab
TehAmelie: we only bet on who lives
NewtyNewts: They've done it before, yeah.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I know it's come up before on a CtS, but maybe just once
laikagoat: fionaClap fionaClap
RandomTrivia: Oh that was good coverage
Tangsm: No, chat usually only gets to guess who dies on these.
electra310: Wow!
possibly_flynn: we vote on who dies
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
RandomTrivia: MATT LIVED!
JadedCynic: matt survived again
NimrodXIV: woooow
NewtyNewts: The sword only reaches 3 long
CaptainSpam: We're in the lead!
HIYGamer: That was quick
LittleVesuvius: holy cow Matt lived!
TemporallyAwry: Cool speedrun :P
YeetTheRich_: chat's winning
ChaoticObserver: Lets go Audience
Alex_Frostfire: Is chat going to win?
electra310: Audience is winning!
RandomTrivia: Chat in the lead!
FacelessManAboutTown: LET'S GO CHAT
Seth_Erickson: This is our chance Audience
rangerboy87: Chat winning!!
niccus: uh oh, minimum number of rounds needed
TheBorzoi: Audience is winning thebor2Cheer
BrowneePoints: Remember your Titanomachy
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: IAN
Wonderdoc: I mean he aint wrong but still RUDE
EldarLuin: Three Gods and a Baby?
Sage0fMadness: LUL
coolbond: definitly not first as that was hades
SeismicLawns: zeus is at least 12
CaptainSpam: Even though Matt is the only one alive, the game won't go to the final round until one or two more questions.
LittleVesuvius: the first was Hestia, excuse you
Gnyrinn: That depends on whether you count the first or second birth.
Diabore: @niccus highest cash is revived, so like real life
TehAmelie: sure we've all played Hades
glitched_goddess: Maxi Zeus?
NewtyNewts: Whoops, I misentered.
MyBuddySuperfly: bebê
possibly_flynn: zeus was born
Mai_Andra: Dr Zeus ♫
TheBorzoi: I've got every question wrong so far :(
Kadenus: the dad ate all his siblings
empyreon: da baaaaaaby
klooswep: He was the youngest, and the only one Kronos didn't eat, right?
RayFK: Because Zeus sucks
ashteranic: being the baby tracks, dude throws a lot of tantrums
Seth_Erickson: Dad had to eat all the other siblings first
KaleidoscopeMind: Dad ate everyone else first
34Witches: yeah, that's why he didn't get eaten
YeetTheRich_: he was the only one not instantly swallowed by kronos
PharaohBender27: Well, the other are even more thousands of years old
skysonglark: ooh gifts
LittleVesuvius: Dad ate the others remember
Calaban161: Zeus the youngest of the 6 children of Kronos
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
LittleVesuvius: oh no here we goooo lol
Taveena: Matt DID get the hat!
empyreon: UM
ritchards: Kronos ate all his kids, except for the baby the wife hid.
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
LittleVesuvius: oh no
Mai_Andra: Arwen is thousands of years old, and she was the baby of the entire elven race.
PharaohBender27: OK, *this* I haven't seen
LittleVesuvius: Matt is in trouble!
KaleidoscopeMind: It's just a bow tie
gnome_friend: We're HERE!~
LittleVesuvius: dynamite time
ContingentCat: zeus makes a sexy swan apparently
RandomTrivia: Beej pls
JadedCynic: this means three of them ARE real?!?
empyreon: Gatsby 2: Electric Boogaloo
Diabore: i wonder if matts timer resets every question
NightWingMistHawk: Hi chat, hey L-wait hold up, did Beej get a haircut?!
TheTekkieman: Oh, the timer IS cumulative.
CaptainSpam: Remember, if Matt wins it, STICK AROUND AFTER THE CREDITS.
LittleVesuvius: *starts gently breakdancing*
laikagoat: first one is good
Seth_Erickson: Gamer confirmed
RegulusPratus: Little Men is real, but all the rest are nonsense
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HadesLeprechaun: woo!
TheBorzoi: I got one right thebor2Cheer
MegaDosX: No scope guess
PharaohBender27: @NightWingMistHawk No, and mods would prefer we not harp on it
RomanGoro: Tom Sawyer Detective is great
JadedCynic: @NightWingMistHawk maybe, but his hair is pulled back into a pony tail...
jessieimproved: ah that was my second guess
micalovits: We got this chat!
niccus: nope the timer stays
mowdownjoe: OH FUCK
skysonglark: what is paradise regained
NewtyNewts: Serge has bad memories of that book
NightWingMistHawk: @NightWingMistHawk Understood. Apologies
LittleVesuvius: oh no here we go
PharaohBender27: Welp
EldarLuin: If you haven't read The Great Gatsby by now, you shouldn't mind spoilers. lol
JadedCynic: Okay, LKAX is available on both the old IATA and the current ICAO designation systems - LK-- is Czech , but their airports start LKB-
shurtal: i legit just thought to myself "whos the guy next to serge" then i realized beej got a haircut
RandomTrivia: benginRip
TehAmelie: they could do a whole Gatsby legacy series, like Bourne
glitched_goddess: Gettin’ nailed
LittleVesuvius: Does that mean we are automatically winning? how doe sthis work
rangerboy87: So chat wins??
chaostreader: Everyone is dead.
TheWriterAleph: eyy good job olivia
Serifina: Hi folks
SentientRatKing: Go team hive mind
BrowneePoints: @shurtal he has it pulled into a ponytail
MegaDosX: Olivia, Reborn
JadedCynic: @chaostreader not anymore
TehAmelie: The Gatsby Supremacy, wait that's the real book
Serifina: So, we're making our comeback, right?
BrowneePoints: @Serifina *wave*
RandomTrivia: Hey there Serifina!
RegulusPratus: Money is score irl
rangerboy87: Richest wins lol
dyvion: so many months
34Witches: chat had even more money tho
klooswep: Welp, time to absorb the life essence of the rich
TheBorzoi: Let's go chat
MegaDosX: Let's hope @Serifina
ButButTheJesus: SQUASH
LittleVesuvius: activate trap card: Reborn the Olivia
JadedCynic: hmmmmmm
gnome_friend: SQUASH
e_bloc: one time chat
JarofGoats: SQUASH
dangerous_safety: orzoth capitalism
YeetTheRich_: S Q U A S H
TheWriterAleph: SQUAAAAASH
TimIAm: Olivia, Known Capitalist Boss
PharaohBender27: @Serifina We'll try!
LittleVesuvius: please do not pull an Elizabeth Bathory
TamesLovesGames: S Q U A S H
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dyvion: All of the fun
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MyBuddySuperfly: spleesh!
JadedCynic: props to the writer and v/a
fastlane250: S Q U A S H Island
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh good. I've had a game where everyone kept tanking and we didn't get the final round. Everyone just lost
NewtyNewts: Skw-Ash
TehAmelie: Matt is gonna save us all, that's how it works right
JadedCynic: come on chat!
RandomTrivia: I believe in us, Chat!
shurtal: @BrowneePoints Ah, good, Beej's hair is on his head, alls right in the world
Haroldholmes25: cmon chat
TheTekkieman: Question. What if a ghost blows up here?
CaptainSpam: We got this, Chat.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
e_bloc: c'mon chat we're nerds
RandomTrivia: LUL
wordmogul: Ooh, geometry
rangerboy87: maths question
Mai_Andra: Quaaaads
TheWriterAleph: thicc, swole cubes
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consolecowboy88: i think it's coppers
shurtal: good ol' jolf
ContingentCat: oh no sports
gnome_friend: !findquote golf
LRRbot: Quote #2768: "He plays golf, and poops." —Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
JadedCynic: #BlameCapitalism
LittleVesuvius: welp, im just wrong
NightWingMistHawk: Quick, get James!
Haroldholmes25: jolf
consolecowboy88: Doh
MyBuddySuperfly: James' fault?
gnome_friend: MORE KRUT MORE KRUT
LittleVesuvius: holy cow i nailed the golf question
ritchards: the whole kitt and kaboodle
shurtal: turbo incabulator
RandomTrivia: Uh
e_bloc: let me call princess auto
Manae: KITT cables for talking cars
BusTed: Knight Industries Two-Thousand
HadesLeprechaun: my grupps are slippery in winter
rangerboy87: I need to activate my KITT cable
34Witches: GRUPS, everyone's favourite RPG system
theevermist: lets go chat!
LittleVesuvius: grupps makes a gruppppp noise
MegaDosX: Man I love watching the Game Grups
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CaptainSpam: I know ONE of these.
NimrodXIV: buh
Alex_Frostfire: Is this hard mode or something?
MegaDosX: What nonsense is this
fastlane250: the perfume that couldn't slow down
tehfewl: ive had to change my Grups many times
LittleVesuvius: i don't buy perfume what the heck
YeetTheRich_: beej said what everybody thinks
JadedCynic: awww
jessieimproved: i only know one of these
MegaDosX: Oh neat another no-scope guess
theevermist: wow i got that one
ContingentCat: the theme of tonights trivia murder party seems to be things I don't know about
Serifina: I am guessing so many things today
MAPBoardgames: I have this book
RandomTrivia: I have no idea who that is
LarkSachrosis: I just know the memes
LittleVesuvius: honestly i arrived late and i'm guessing for almost all of these
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jessieimproved: i read the book lol
gnome_friend: Ecstasy to the ORB
BrowneePoints: @RandomTrivia Spark Joy cleaning mindfulness gal
Serifina: I know this one! I've read these.
EldarLuin: Rooby-Dooby!!
JadedCynic: Return to Oz was trippy
ContingentCat: katesLol tiktok of Oz
ritchards: Prisoner of Oz-kaban
LittleVesuvius: I have not read these
NonUniqueGuy: What?
DeM0nFiRe: wat tik tok of oz is real lol
BrowneePoints: Tik Tok the robot!
Diabore: oz made tik-tok
Juliamon: How many times are we going to discuss the Ozverse today??
Serifina: How did you folks not know of Tik Tok of Oz?!
MyBuddySuperfly: such a millennial
quasi79fu: tiktok was a mechanical man
Sogheim: yeah there was a robot
EldarLuin: The ORIGINAL Tick Tock.
jessieimproved: i have read tik tok of oz but not glinda
BrowneePoints: Tik-Tok is a copper Mechanical Man!
JadedCynic: oh yeah, Tik-Tok was a robot
TehAmelie: counting is hard
klooswep: just 1, right?
YeetTheRich_: is ... this a trap?
LittleVesuvius: cannot count.
kusinohki: how fast can you count?
Mai_Andra: Tik-Tok was even in the movie..
LinearGif: soon may the weatherman come
NewtyNewts: Math question!
wordmogul: count fast!
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Boon_33: counting with Serge!
LittleVesuvius: I think the first one is the only one
PharaohBender27: Oh dang this is a tight race
LittleVesuvius: oh no
ashteranic: 6 feet tall and super strong....
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I object. There is no such thing as a Willis Tower.
LittleVesuvius: sorry chat i've screwed us over
sirspate: Bruce has a tower?
Diabore: i just noticed matt still has the bomb LUL
BrowneePoints: Sears Tower Michelle
Serifina: DANGIT
BusTed: Sears Tower
Camail: its the sears tower
BrowneePoints: they renamed it the Willis Tower
TheWooglie: Clap
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBust breyaChut
RandomTrivia: GG Olivia!
ContingentCat: effil tower's not actually that tall by modern standards
LittleVesuvius: everything is slightly wierd yeah
fastlane250: We’ll get ‘em again some day...
MyBuddySuperfly: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mai_Andra: What, you talking about Willis?
jessieimproved: dang i got it right
CaptainSpam: The Willis Tower was the Sears Tower.
JadedCynic: whale plaid olivia
saucemaster5000: oof not our best, but congrats winner!
cronatos: willis tower is the sears tower.
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EldarLuin: I've been to the Tokyo Tower....
mrsarkhan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
head_cannon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
djalternative: No one calls it the Willis Tower
sirspate: (please clap)
JarofGoats: Its the vert tall building in Chicago
electra310: Willis Tower was the Sears Tower
NewtyNewts: So many 'all-but-top' answers!
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
PharaohBender27: It was tall by 1880s standards
tehfewl: FBtouchdown
NonUniqueGuy: No, it is the Sears Tower. There is no Willis Tower. It is all a lie
BrowneePoints: Sears got renamed to Willis
ChaoticObserver: Formerly Sears Tower
Witchy_Diana: lrrJUDGECALL
RomanGoro: The Eiffel tower looks very tall because Paris is rather low
TehAmelie: it's a bit over 300 meters
ButButTheJesus: yaaay olivia
Camail: yea they changed it because they're dumb
korvys: Nice, Beej
TheBorzoi: If he was trying to run the hotel legit, why did he blow it up?
34Witches: first death, victory
Camail: we still call it the sears tower
aerohydra: 90s yes
electra310: Sears sold it like 15 years ago
voslan: When sears sold it
Sage0fMadness: its 1000 feet tall, that's pretty tall
Fruan: When Sears exploded
ElektroTal: when sears stopped being a thing
tehfewl: when sears went under
Voidhawk42: Paris has good rules on height that help prevent too much urban density in the center
EldarLuin: Not any more!!!
red_shoes_jeff: When Sears went bankrupt?
magical_writer: 2009 renamed
Darleysam: but Wheeler... Sears died 15 years ago!
ContingentCat: it
eric_christian_berg: Shouldn't rename landmarks, dammit.
sydnius: what’s a “sears”
LittleVesuvius: Sears went bankrupt prior to 2010
TheAinMAP: Chicagoans never stopped calling it Sears.
TehAmelie: President Sears is dead?!
ContingentCat: it's still the skydome in my heart
blip2004: Sears just closed their last store
Ubiki: most people still call it the sears tower lol
RandomTrivia: Smooth segue there :D
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SomebodyNowhere: wheeler master of seques
ashteranic: sears got devoured by private equity firms
MAPBoardgames: Oooh!
Diabore: ooh this is fun
empyreon: riffGasp
TheAinMAP: Oooh.
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin
Juliamon: oh HECK yeah
Serifina: Ooooh!
Tiber727: Someone else paid more money for the name.
JadedCynic: The Eiffel Tower was so famous because it was made quickly for the world's fair
glitched_goddess: No it isn’t Willis Building it’s called Nakatomi Tower
JadedCynic: BRAK
Alex_Frostfire: Ooo, I liked this one!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hi My name is Brak.
JadedCynic: YEAH
Mcgwee: nice
tajessa: oh heck yes
drfox17: howdy folks!
empyreon: Minky Boodle!
Aarek: Brak is great!
drfox17: have i missed much?
djalternative: yeah. Brackettering!
Pteraspidomorphi: Last time they tried that votes were broken (long ago)
coachNelly: @glitched_goddess YES
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oooh, this game is really good
DeM0nFiRe: Hoelbrak?
Sogheim: even LEGO Architecture renamed their Sears Tower the Willis Tower
sirspate: I want my baby brak baby brak baby brak
NimrodXIV: ooh they haven't done this one in a while
JadedCynic: oh *that* Blizzard_Brak can get bent
Pteraspidomorphi: It will be fun to replay it with functioning votes
CaptainSpam: What about Exeter's assistant from This Island Earth?
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey
LittleVesuvius: where I've lived, Sears has stopped showing up as of like...2009? It might have still been in business for a few more years though
Kipstar: gonna have to narrow that down Beej...
NewtyNewts: Ooh, this one. It takes good comedians to make this one not go off the rails
ElektroTal: brack, like Obama?
SomebodyNowhere: its tron-ish
quasi79fu: isnt there a new jackbox pack??Or has that not comeout yet???
Sheikun07: It's coming out soon
raulghoulia: space ghost let's goooo!
34Witches: no, it's as in Tell Brak, the archaeological site where the city of Nagar once was
HadesLeprechaun: not out quite yet
saucemaster5000: @CaptainSpam he's busy with the interocitor
CaptainSpam: Next month!
Sogheim: Blue
raulghoulia: blue things
RandomTrivia: !findquote balls
LRRbot: Quote #2961: "I don't know if I like three balls." —James [2016-07-13]
Sogheim: an subocean
gnome_friend: Let me know too
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
Half_Duplex: @LittleVesuvius sears tower was renamed in 2009, but it is very much still in business
ButButTheJesus: Puffins?
Aarek: @CaptainSpam but what about the Interocitor?
mowdownjoe: @sheikun07 Not out yet, though I did watch other streamers with a preview copy today.
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote wheeler
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mai_Andra: Deez vs Legumes
RandomTrivia: LUL
SomebodyNowhere: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3911: "I'm trying my best to be pretty!" —Ben [2017-01-25]
MorganteMaggiore: that we know of
LittleVesuvius: @Half_Duplex Having been to a ton of flyover states, is Sears still a thing outside the States or...?
Taveena: oh i love this game
hurricanealpaca: penguin is always a 1 seed but never makes it past the sweet 16
LoadingReadyRun: code: VPNI
RandomTrivia: Ah, it's TeeKO but for words, gotcha :D
ritchards: what?
TehAmelie: [legally distinct from racketeering]
MAPBoardgames: Foreplay?
NewtyNewts: Spouse's name!
tehfewl: why i walked into a room
JadedCynic: @Half_Duplex not in canada either
Half_Duplex: @Half_Duplex i was talking about the tower
YeetTheRich_: "thanking subs"
PharaohBender27: Dang, been a while since we've done Bracketeering
GhostValv: morality
letfireraindown: will to live
empyreon: "what I came in here for"
NarishmaReborn: the alamo
elah806: My adderall
Driosenth: Dre
rangerboy87: your kids' names
Juliamon: This stream sponsored by VPN I.
LittleVesuvius: your pets' names
consolecowboy88: your SS number
chaostreader: What year it is.
CaptainSpam: Basically, this is if Schmitty were more INTENSE.
sirspate: Vectrex
JadedCynic: vector
BrowneePoints: Retrofuturist?
LittleVesuvius: the names of the youngest generation in my family whenever we're all in the same area
HadesLeprechaun: "Wireframe neon"
Juliamon: Vaporwave isn't this dark
MAPBoardgames: I thought this look was the Feeddump
dangerous_safety: 80s digital art
Dromos_GHG: Tronty ?
JadedCynic: @sirspate oh yeah, someone else remembers that <3
coachNelly: tronwave
Zappeljakob: did Beej get his Hair cut?
raulghoulia: Tron was deemed ineligible for an academy award because it used computers for special fx category
TehAmelie: "like if Gibson designed the internet in the 1980s"
Diabore: @Zappeljakob ponytail
BrowneePoints: @coachNelly Daft Punk intensifies
RandomTrivia: Oooh, the meta answer
LittleVesuvius: your hair ties
NewtyNewts: Not in the audience, you can't
Pteraspidomorphi: I have them by the door!
Serifina: I refuse to forget my mask.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go to the door?
Alex_Frostfire: The left one hitting me because I forgot to put mine on while leaving the dentist office once.
Zappeljakob: @Diabore uuuh, also nice
Seth_Erickson: I do that all the time Beej
SkylerRingtail: I just keep it in the car. Whoo, lack of public transit in the States
jessieimproved: solution - don't go to the door
MyBuddySuperfly: do not forget your face
MegaDosX: Six months ago I would have answered that differently
LittleVesuvius: omg i would love it if one answer is "your keys"
JadedCynic: I keep my mask on my wallet
Juliamon: I have yet to walk out my door and not have to turn around to get my mask
RegulusPratus: Wallet, phone, keys, mask.
Aarek: @TehAmelie its a linux system
Manae: My masks are right by the door...
RealLegitStreamer: I keep a mask by the door
elah806: I live in America, Beej, I can just keep it in my car
Its_VeeBot: I keep my mask in the car. Also I don't answer the door.
LarkSachrosis: I have not forgotten *once*.
Scy_Anide: I have walked outside without it but somehow not answered the door without it.
SquidVorbis: Your A?
n3ther: what if your dream involves you naked but with a face mask on
chief_smeef: straight up had a nightmare where i went to a grocery store and didn't know why everyone was giving me the stink eye until i realized i didn't have a mask on lol
Mai_Andra: aunts?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Witchy_Diana: I've got my face mask as one of those you tie around your whole head? and I just wear it around my neck if it's not on
ButButTheJesus: i always forget my ass face
MegaDosX: I don't know which is more concerning, if your ass has a face, or if your ass has more than one
Taveena: The Faces Of My ASs is a good name for a band
noSmokeFire: faces of my ass is a famous doctor who serial
Juliamon: chief_smeef Same, and I hunkered down into my shirt trying to be like "I swear I'll be fast!!"
HadesLeprechaun: glaaasses
JadedCynic: But wheeler - "in the latin, Jehovah begins with an I..." ;)
RandomTrivia: I feel personally called out by this one :D
Serifina: I literally cannot forget my glasses.
quasi79fu: i do the second constantly
LittleVesuvius: i lose my keys daily
Serifina: I cannot SEE without glasses.
RegulusPratus: My glasses are a part of my face
sirspate: I have glasses everywhere in my house. i should put them in the sink.
red_shoes_jeff: In the dryer, usually.
TehAmelie: i've lost my glasses like twice in 30 years
Juliamon: I do not know where my keys are
drfox17: I sometimes forget that I'm *not* wearing my glasses
LittleVesuvius: i'm so blind i can't find anything without glasses so
NonUniqueGuy: I forget my keys all the time. Never glasses
Serifina: Gods only know where my keys are.
raulghoulia: yesterday's pants. always
JadedCynic: Wait, I have glasses?!?
KaleidoscopeMind: I am the person who forgets that I have my glasses on when I go to bed
chief_smeef: @Juliamon lol!
tajessa: I only just started having to regularly wear reading glasses. I lose them all the time.
insanecat6mtg: Okay, I might have missed Trivia Murder Party but at least I don't have to worry about being interrupted for the rest of the stream.
Zappeljakob: That's why my work-keys are chained to my pants!
MAPBoardgames: To find your glasses, just look for the spot that is in focus
jessieimproved: I told a person that I was looking for my phone...over the phone
Fairgrim: Noo I can't be seen without my glasses!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ButButTheJesus: wut
asthanius: He has a PHD?
Juliamon: G's not even here!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TamesLovesGames: WOW
NewtyNewts: What's the refrance?
BrowneePoints: DR DRE!?
BrowneePoints: good joke
Serifina: Is that Dre?
LackingSanity_: forgot about dre
BogglesUrMind: I don't get either of these jokes
Sage0fMadness: LUL
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, its hard to forget
TwitchTVsFrank: well done
LittleVesuvius: @MAPBoardgames this is not helpful if your vision is really bad
red_shoes_jeff: Oh.
Romanator0: can't forget about something you never knew
NimrodXIV: (I also didn't know his real name)
MegaDosX: OK I would have answered differently if I knew that
BrowneePoints: That was a deep cut.
korvys: If that had *said* Dre, I think it would have won
SnackPak_: hold up
raulghoulia: phd
drewm1022: I would have said "Your Ethics"
JadedCynic: oh shit....Dre - he's been sitting at the airport for a hour now! I was supposed to pick him up!
TehAmelie: huh, i never even knew about Dre
rRender: Low hanging fruit would have been "The Titans"
Mcgwee: right Dre...
Williams4jesus: OK who actually knew who that was that's the problem
SomebodyNowhere: didn't graham joke about having a daily message to remind him
johnalogue: wait the beats guy
jessieimproved: twitch is killing me with buffering
RandomTrivia: The nail-biter!
Mai_Andra: Some of y'all have never had a one night stand, and it shows.
Sibwow: I only know him as babushka
ContingentCat: my ace brain real one night stand as one nightstand
drfox17: see, this is a good idea even not during pandemics. "Hey, i just got tested..."
sirspate: the meta winning
benjamin_wheeler: @Sibwow the forbidden art
tahoebyker: finals gonna be 2 variants of the same joke
johnalogue: ah yes "sorry but I put spiky dust in your brain and now you can't taste"
JadedCynic: yeah
Mai_Andra: And no one gave "to pick up Cameron at the airport" as an answer.
NewtyNewts: They're the same picture
sirspate: putting the team in meta..
Voidhawk42: @Mai_Andra Oh man that was so hilarious
BrowneePoints: To pick up Cam would've been great
RandomTrivia: This is the Quiplash Jinx moment, except it's happened within the first hour :D
e_bloc: @sirspate someone watched only connect this week :p
NonUniqueGuy: This is pretty much "who did the joke better"
drfox17: @Mai_Andra oooooh
MegaDosX: Don't blame me, I voted for Wheeler
electra310: Good job, Serge!
skysonglark: no james was at the airport, cam was at the mall
quillilian: Points at moth. Is this convergent evolution?
jessieimproved: the battle of the meta joke
RegulusPratus: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And now the real game begins
empyreon: ow
mrsarkhan: Ben pls
johnalogue: the guy who ruined the Corvair?
korvys: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a BROAD category
LittleVesuvius: Wheeler you're killing me
SquidVorbis: Cool cool cool
NDCazzy: OMG Beej Hair... yes I just noticed
MAPBoardgames: "Eat mt shorts"
FacelessManAboutTown: "I hate mondays"
Zappeljakob: "hasta la vista"
drfox17: "Egg Egg Egg"
quasi79fu: Welcome to the Party Pal
PharaohBender27: I voted for Kodos!
Sogheim: "multipass"
consolecowboy88: "Boy I'n sick of all these star wars"
NimrodXIV: turns out Nader is still alive
YeetTheRich_: is "we're HEEEERE" a catchphrase?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
sirspate: @e_bloc I have no idea wig your talking about
LittleVesuvius: ho ho ho, now i have a machine gun
SomebodyNowhere: ian will just choose some weeb stuff
RegulusPratus: Does Wheeler even live in the correct country to vote for Nader
NewtyNewts: Please no Bazingas...
Nigouki: time to guess which weeb answers are from who
eric_christian_berg: "I'm gonna dip my balls in it!"
MegaDosX: "D'oh!"
tahoebyker: D'oh
HadesLeprechaun: Cowabunga!
FacelessManAboutTown: I'm expecting japanese from Ian :D
JadedCynic: @johnalogue oh GM did that...
Seth_Erickson: D'oh
quasi79fu: Theyreeee Heeeereee is the phrase
A_Catastrophic_Success: We most go forward, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!
e_bloc: please no bazinga
LittleVesuvius: i think Wheeler is in the States
breadisbest1: norm!
NarishmaReborn: cool technology
Darleysam: wimmy wam wam wozzle!
quasi79fu: We need a bigger boat
Robot_Bones: "I am John DarkSoul
Sogheim: "Did I do thaaaaat?"
BrowneePoints: Fist of the North Star IS mainstream!
TehAmelie: "Go left"
possibly_flynn: Grow up heather bulimia is soooo 87
SquidVorbis: 'Title of your sextape!'
raulghoulia: Nelly I was looking up that very thing
RechargeableFrenchman: More mainstream than FIST OF THE NORTH STAR?
MegaDosX: おまえはもうしんでいる
micalovits: IT was me, DIO!
drfox17: "Get in the robot"
e_bloc: @sirspate lol that's a strange coincidence then
BrowneePoints: How dare you!
Zappeljakob: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
LittleVesuvius: "there's always a bigger fish"
DeM0nFiRe: Choose something more main stream like "Nani?!?"
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RegulusPratus: Kono DIO da!
RandomTrivia: LUL
LarkSachrosis: "Get it back!"
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Boon_33: wubba lubba dub dub
ContingentCat: that's such an ian problem
electra310: Oh Ian
klooswep: Oh my, what more shin door, who?
JadedCynic: Nader just said "the emperor wears no clothes"
Alex_Frostfire: Oh my god, but it would have been perfect!
BrowneePoints: Muda Muda Muda!
PharaohBender27: @LittleVesuvius Unless the U.S. has recently annexed Vancouver Island, no
CaptainSpam: I think newer Jacksbox DO allow more Unicode. At least emoji.
MegaDosX: Ian with the Ozymandias ploy
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Poke its nose!
raulghoulia: ian: republic serial villain
johnalogue: @JadedCynic it was better in extreme offroad conditions than modern trucks
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
RandomTrivia: Ah, there's the category swap
Pteraspidomorphi: hahaha
LittleVesuvius: @LittleVesuvius my bad, thank you. I am bad at tracking who is where
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: YES
BrowneePoints: In the name of the moon I'll Punish You!
quasi79fu: i dont get the first
drfox17: yesssss
Boon_33: wubba lubba dub dub!
tehfewl: in the name of the of the Moon
MegaDosX: Add an "In the name of the moon" to the one on the right
sirspate: tsuki ni kawatte, oshiotte yo!
LittleVesuvius: I HAVE to vote for the weeb answer
ChaoticObserver: Rick and Morty
jessieimproved: if you're entering kanji, it's not mainstream enough, regardless of what this crowd may think
klooswep: Sailor Sanchez
RegulusPratus: Rick OR Morty, but not both
Haroldholmes25: thanks wheeler
JadedCynic: as he runs off....
Serifina: I see the audience is weeby today. :p
TehAmelie: ironically forcing Rick's ironically dumb catchphrase isn't that funny to me
LittleVesuvius: it is NOT Tuxedo Mask's omg
Mai_Andra: Wiki Wiki Scratch Yo Yo Bang Bang
RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
CaptainSpam: Okay, frankly, the first one is PERFECT for a yearbook.
chief_smeef: that famous tony catchphrase
ritchards: Frankly my dear, I don't damn a give!
MegaDosX: I don't believe that one on the right is an actual catchphrase!
HadesLeprechaun: that's a good one
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
e_bloc: today I become the god's father
Sogheim: lrrPAUL ???
JadedCynic: touche Paul
LittleVesuvius: @MegaDosX I'm fairly sure I've seen this episode of the Sopranos
Alex_Frostfire: D'oh!
CaptainSpam: Goin' old school.
LittleVesuvius: i didn't love the show, but...yeah
quasi79fu: i dont get the first
BrowneePoints: The 2nd is Seinfeld
Sogheim: Happy Days?
NonUniqueGuy: Happy Days
RechargeableFrenchman: I think I would have gone with "It belongs in a museum!"
FacelessManAboutTown: First is Happy Days
RegulusPratus: Consume my pants
stephenkingthefirst: Happy Days
JadedCynic: It's a little before your time young'uns - Happy Days
KWardJenx: Wow. Happy Days?!?
Serifina: Not that I like Seinfeld, but..
eric_christian_berg: Welcome Back Kotter?
Juliamon: Ain't nobody here watched Nick at Nite??
LittleVesuvius: 3-2-1 PANTS OFF should have been an answer
oatway: "No, I mentioned the bisque"
asthanius: *annoyed grunt*
KBKarma: Amuse boche!
affinityartifacts: but you yada yada's over the best part
affinityartifacts: lmao
Alex_Frostfire: Did I just blind snipe one of the choices?
Serifina: Here's Lookin' at You Kid deserves this
TehAmelie: i'd have accepted "[exasperated grunt]"
affinityartifacts: thanks you @ oatway
LittleVesuvius: if a HS kid is quoting Casablanca that deserves to win
ChaoticObserver: I mean, I have to support Casablanca here
BrowneePoints: "I was born in the wrong decade, ugh"
sirspate: [patreon url] should've been an answer
affinityartifacts: !thank you @oatway
Saxpython: lol
RandomTrivia: Heh
247Gremlin: Casablanca is the clear winner here
JadedCynic: Oh come on wheeler - no one signs yearbooks in their 30s except creepers :D
RegulusPratus: Gotta rev it up. Vrv. VRrrrrv.
Taveena: Another call-and-response-
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I love the triple blind brackett
NewtyNewts: Real call-and-response here
RandomTrivia: Ian benginFacepalm
oatway: @affinityartifacts legit think about that line once a week
BrowneePoints: Okay but Usagi with a Antebellum accent would be HILARIOUS
GDwarf: Unlike Gone with the Wind, Sailor Moon counts as CanCon. :P
affinityartifacts: @oatway it's so good
RegulusPratus: Hottest Take: Queen Beryl did nothing wrong
RomanGoro: In my head, whoever puts "I'll punish you!" had their photo taken on Sailor Moon cosplay and I not only respect but also support that
sirspate: Pink Sugar Heart Attack
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Runs, with the wind
CaptainSpam: Oh, please make the finale be Gone With the Wind vs Casablanca.
BrowneePoints: Muda Muda Muda
LittleVesuvius: also "You're Just Jealous!"
ChaoticObserver: I thought it was 2 d's anyway
TehAmelie: "No, John, you are the demons"
RandomTrivia: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise ...ew
Earthenone: yoda in the pokemon universe, only says their name
saucemaster5000: I like this is a battle of classic film instead of tv
NDCazzy: alright alright alright
KBKarma: Yoda yoda daze.
Serifina: Oh man, the finals for this is just straight classics
johnalogue: @TehAmelie it me?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
asthanius: #HAGS
Haroldholmes25: It's about knowing what the people want
Saxpython: genius
tajessa: that's a power move, love it
LackingSanity_: These would both be incredibly embarrasing in an actual yearbook
NimrodXIV: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | You Don't Know Jack: Sports (Steam)
247Gremlin: Casablanca 💯
BrowneePoints: Cary v Humphrey
TimIAm: Remember everyone, Olivia says don't vote
TehAmelie: and then johnalogue was the zombies, apparently
sirspate: How old is the audience for this stream..
johnalogue: are these just the same answer?
asthanius: Nevaduh
chief_smeef: nevAHda
ContingentCat: hey no! Vote every chance you get
Earthenone: nevada kadavra
lithopseffect: nevAHda
YeetTheRich_: nervervda
LinearGif: Nevada oo na na
RegulusPratus: In N'vaddah d'viddah, honeyyy
NewtyNewts: Nirvana?
djalternative: Saying "fuck off school" is always one of the best ways to go for yearbook quotes
JadedCynic: @johnalogue Yeah, like Subs and Dubs are the same Kappa
theambivalentagender: It's actually pronounced Neighvada
Sethalidos: it's never ne VAH da
ElektroTal: we support poly relationships. congrats michelle
red_shoes_jeff: LeviOOOOsa!
KBKarma: Neverda?
MegaDosX: Vashta Nerada?
RandomTrivia: Do you have snakes, like Nev-adders? lrrBEEJ
RegulusPratus: YOU
chief_smeef: chat's waifu
MAPBoardgames: W+P game?
johnalogue: Frankly my kid, here's looking at damn.
Diabore: waifu's
asthanius: Just saying "psyche" and it'll be anulled
Haroldholmes25: me
Driosenth: your wifu
TheWriterAleph: w a i f u
korvys: Racoon
Gnyrinn: If it's supposed to be pronounced Neväda, then spell it like that!
Rustpile: Nirvada
0x6772: "Hope"
SquidVorbis: me
tajessa: obvious answer "me"
Swamplor: grounds for anullmentr
NDCazzy: ET Atari games
Nigouki: just 8 answers of waifu
kusinohki: you married them in the wrong state though.... license revoked
KBKarma: Half adders?
ButButTheJesus: chat
korvys: Your Racoon Waifu
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nev-cobras?
TacitusVigil: Me
Taveena: How many inclusions of "waifu" are we gonna get? I'm guessing 2
NewtyNewts: Used rubbers?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Matrass
JadedCynic: Ne-VAY-dah - town of Nevada, Iowa
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheeler's answer is chat calling it
underhill33: Florida
Serifina: So do you pronounce it Nevada or Nevada? :p
Sogheim: please Garfield Phone
NarishmaReborn: old punchy robot
voslan: Butttt.... Does that make Arkansas Ark-kansas?
Dog_of_Myth: My future
Wonderdoc: My waifu?
BrowneePoints: Actually spanish says nuh VAW da, but white people appropriated it so it's nuh VAH da.
RegulusPratus: 8th Season of Game of Thrones
theambivalentagender: Here in California we just pronounce it "Las Vegas" Kappa
Veraphage: garbage, or land
gnome_friend: @Gnyrinn Unfortunately English got rid of its umlaut letters
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "City"
niccus: let's talk about peg's
consolecowboy88: a broken baby carriage
Haroldholmes25: neva-deez nuts
SquidVorbis: The state of NVidia
eric_christian_berg: New York is pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"
gnome_friend: I HATE that there's a Nevayda
Mai_Andra: "Deez Nuts" is an answer for everything.
ElektroTal: the state of nvidia
johkmil: Nevåda?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
BrowneePoints: @affinityartifacts I live 20mins away from that Town
PharaohBender27: :O
mowdownjoe: OH NO
Haroldholmes25: oh no
consolecowboy88: jeepers
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
GhostValv: oh no...
fracassio: yessssss
e_bloc: lrrWOW
dangerous_safety: OH YEAH
underhill33: Amazing
gnome_friend: TEETH
SquidVorbis: HERE WE GO
red_shoes_jeff: H A H ! ! !
YeetTheRich_: oh YES
Evochron13: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
ButButTheJesus: oh boy
SnackPak_: poor Serge
SentientRatKing: Yessssss
asthanius: Who said "me"?
rangerboy87: Here we go!!!
MegaDosX: This'll go well
TehAmelie: landfills are a weird concept. like what's the plan for when all the land is converted to garbage
jessieimproved: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
YeetTheRich_: oof
johnalogue: Nevada "future NCR territory"
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
couldntpickausername: waht was the first prompt?
EldarLuin: "Don't you put it in your mouth..."
NewtyNewts: My answer would be AWFUL here
amospiritus: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: Hey, we prounce it like that just to avoid confusion, Olivia - outt of the respect for the State :D
RandomTrivia: Oh fuck
mrsarkhan: @ElektroTal that was a good one
consolecowboy88: used condoms
HadesLeprechaun: babies, BABIES
Caffine1138: starting off spicy!
RegulusPratus: Basically sanitary
TacitusVigil: The battle of the babies
jessieimproved: clearly the answer is timbits
affinityartifacts: @JadedCynic respect
sirspate: they tasty
Seth_Erickson: I didn't know Ernest Hemingway was playing this game Kappa
TehAmelie: body pillow, never washed
BrowneePoints: @affinityartifacts Yea I live about 20 mins from nuh VAY duh
affinityartifacts: lmao amazing @BrowneePoints
Juliamon: TehAmelie Literally "not our problem, we'll be dead by then"
TheWriterAleph: they LIVE THERE, serge!
Alex_Frostfire: Listen... I said bicycle.
asthanius: NO
RandomTrivia: OH NO
johnalogue: do not consume possum babies
jessieimproved: possum babies sounds like a gangster punishment
Serifina: I REFUSE
Saxpython: :(
NewtyNewts: BAD
CaptainSpam: PLS
empyreon: just roll it on up
HadesLeprechaun: I already put trash in my mouth
blip2004: Nooo
control_rig: USED?!
quasi79fu: wtf is a doujin??
Serifina: I will not answer this
MegaDosX: Ian no
Serifina: Period
BrowneePoints: Iowa is a silly place
Serifina: Neither is good
Saxpython: VoteNay VoteNay VoteNay
zephyr5a: these are the same thing
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Serifina: Both are VERY BAD
YeetTheRich_: I ... don't want to google that right?
laikagoat: fionaVoid fionaVoid
ImmortalLen: IAN!
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints tis indeed
HadesLeprechaun: or Taco Bell
Phailhammer: These are the same answer
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: yuck
LarkSachrosis: the word 'used' is doing a lot of work there
empyreon: this is the same picture
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Don't you put it in your mouth
RegulusPratus: Extra flavor
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS
coolbond: both of those were the same thing
Manae: Doujin is manga fanfic
Ubiki: doujin are indie manga
Juliamon: doujin is indie comics, usually erotic
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints not wrong; we raised a macho action hero named 'Marion'
CaptainSpam: Again, pls.
NewtyNewts: Same picture.
Mysticman89: also potentially the same answer
drfox17: what!?
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baskwalla: Sailor Venus, 100%
empyreon: this is the same picture lolol
Ranakel: They're the same answer
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Mister_BlueSky: These are the same.
LarkSachrosis: Spiderman pointing at spiderman
Sogheim: I'm sorry Sailor Venus isn't as good as Sailor Mercury, that's not my fault
tehfewl: Venus wasn't bad
PharaohBender27 refuses to answer
control_rig: HAHA
head_cannon: The Mirror Matches just don't stop. :D
drfox17: Sailor Venus would not be happy in a dumpster
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #1622: "Clicky things make me interesting." —Ian [2016-01-19]
BrowneePoints: @JadedCynic I'm not making fun of a nonstandard or archaic Male name.
johnalogue: oh no the waifu got worse with the prompt change
TheMerricat: mirror match?
RegulusPratus: Sailor Venus is trash because Queen Beryl did nothing wrong
Mortimew: I'm a Uranus, myself
Serifina: Venus > Jupiter. :p
tehfewl: Jupiter is best
empyreon: no?
Juliamon: rat king rat king
Haroldholmes25: Oh no
raulghoulia: i don't like this
theambivalentagender: FIFTY THOUSAND RATS
RandomTrivia: AHHHHHH
TehAmelie: that's like a rat galaxy
NonUniqueGuy: Oh no
djalternative: NO!
Pteraspidomorphi: Is it a clean rat king?
Seth_Erickson: Fifty Thousand Strong PogChamp
FacelessManAboutTown: rat king
Fruan: R A T K I N G
Veraphage: rat king
BrowneePoints: I've never seen that version of the Nutcracker
NewtyNewts: Rat King Mech
empyreon: MANY RAT
saucemaster5000: accept the rodent sacrament
HadesLeprechaun: i will eat fifty thousand rats
hd_dabnado: the plot of ratatouile
JadedCynic: well, I'm allergic to penecillin
sirspate: someone gonna restart the otaku wars..
SentientRatKing: Well I feel obligated to respond a certain way
YeetTheRich_: rat king includes frozen pee
PharaohBender27: In fact, I'm just setting my phone aside for the rest of this round
blip2004: just rats going in and in and in till you explode
tajessa: WHEELER.
RegulusPratus: I mean, I'm allergic to mold, not rats
CaptainSpam: I'd say I'm ashamed of all of us this game, but that's redundant at this point. :p
TheWriterAleph: JAY-zus, wheeler
johnalogue: this is upsetting
dangerous_safety: deep fried rat king
f_tan_theta: new dreams for the rat king
TehAmelie: someone figured out Ratatouille is set in 1962 exactly
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
AtomicAlchemical: WHEELER
JadedCynic: loving the NPR/ASMR
laikagoat: oh nooo
SomebodyNowhere: oooh
Sogheim: ok, I would totally regift Sailor Venus
RandomTrivia: I mean, here we go
Alex_Frostfire: This is why this game is wonderful.
RandomTrivia: OH FUCK
chief_smeef: *writes down rat king for call backs later*
CaptainSpam: The baby shoes ARE for sale.
Veraphage: too soon?
TemporallyAwry: Yikes.
RandomTrivia: That's just tragic
BrowneePoints: Ian isn't that just a copy of Great Teacher Onizuka?
TimIAm: waste not want not
RegulusPratus: "Eh, I'm not using them anymore."
SentientRatKing: Oh god babies shoes tells a story
RandomTrivia: Used doujin is HORRYIFING
electra310: They're brand new!
RandomTrivia: WHEELER LUL
ClodiumSoride: @dangerous_safety clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
RomanGoro: Was the doujing used already when it was gifted for the first time?
ElektroTal: hell yes lodoss
Nigouki: doujin = self-published
johnalogue: you wouldn't be asking if you didn't KNOW
RegulusPratus: Hellsing is lit
SomebodyNowhere: regift a waifu
HadesLeprechaun: keyword "TRY"
empyreon: MY RATS
jessieimproved: manga lime fanfic
mawisms: BEEJ! What have you done!
CaptainSpam: noooo my relentless rats
Seth_Erickson: You can't regift the rat king
Earthenone: never give up the rats
KaleidoscopeMind: I don't think you can gift the rat king
Fruan: R A T K I N G
chief_smeef: you can't give away rat king, fifty thousand strong, it's too precious to me
JadedCynic: Hellsing is a TRIP
Ranakel: It's called "used goods"
ButButTheJesus: it would be hilarious to TRY to regift
Seth_Erickson: The Rat King makes it's own decisions
TehAmelie: the rat king is dead
micalovits: RIP our king
johnalogue: regift the rat king, that he may spread his empire
SomebodyNowhere: hmmmm
RechargeableFrenchman: The rat kind is dead, long live the rat king
empyreon: OH NO
JadedCynic: oooooooo
Veraphage: oh no
dukeofbread: royal rat authority
RandomTrivia: Awwww, used doujin didn't make it to this
sirspate: Imma go call my waifu dealer.. brb
Nigouki: welp
HadesLeprechaun: baby shoes, definitely
Seth_Erickson: Wheeler there is a Rat King in Dark Souls 2
Voidhawk42: Shantae!
tehfewl: thats a yugioh card if i ever heard one
BrowneePoints: The baby that just Toad from Mario?
electra310: This is the worst :D
Seth_Erickson: but he's not a boss
Sogheim: didn't they try that with that weird fused card way back when?
Manae: What if your waifu IS a genie?
ButButTheJesus: matt no!
Haroldholmes25: baby shoes are vessel shaped
YeetTheRich_: ink-eyes always has been a king
Fruan: My waifu IS a genie
raulghoulia: this stream is so haunted
Juliamon: Isn't Pack Rat basically a rat king
LarkSachrosis: Is that not what that meld card was?
NarishmaReborn: Jeanie perhaps
AutonomousTurtle: I'm pretty sure "My Waifu has a genie inside her" is a light novel series.
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johkmil: U – and I can not stress this enough – wU
LackingSanity_: where do you rub the waifu to get the genie out?
ChaoticObserver: Serge!
DEATHlikescats: wish for a baby
CaptainSpam: Aladdin's Baby Shoes would be a unique retelling of the story, I'll give it that...
RegulusPratus: Nobody checked the shoes for genies
electra310: Serge is dominating this game
johnalogue: I've seen this sitcom
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL pretty sure Waifu that contains a Genie already exists as an anime
JadedCynic: omg yeah, the shoes - if they'd been worn the genie would've been freed...
DoodlestheGreat: DAMN! Serge is on a roll!
mowdownjoe: @lackingsanity_ TOS
Makrosian_Tae: "Used" doujin? CURSED
red_shoes_jeff: a Light Novel title, if eve I heard one!
niccus: wow serge with a dominant performance
BrowneePoints: "My Waifu is a Genie Inside a Used Doujin" sounds like an anime
Scy_Anide: A dougenie
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Oops, I rubbed this lamp and got married
RandomTrivia: Isn't that just Magi Labyrinth of Magic? :D
rangerboy87: Serge just crushed it
electra310: Yay, Serge!
NDCazzy: Serge destroyed that game
Saxpython: lol
LittleVesuvius: oh god
thraximore: "crisp"
SergeYager: <3
Scy_Anide: Alternatively, a doudjinn
sydnius: pwnt
LittleVesuvius: what did i miss
TheAinMAP: lrrSERGE katesWin
DEATHlikescats: @loadingreadyrun urusei yatsura is pretty close
ButButTheJesus: no thx
red_shoes_jeff: DON'T
thraximore: @Scy_Anide VERY good seabatClap
korvys: Well, not "Crisp", so much as extremely rigid.
RandomTrivia: @Scy_Anide *thunderous applause*
Voidhawk42: Can you wish the genie INTO a used doujin?
LittleVesuvius: MAYBE DON'T
JadedCynic: you can find them in books...
Earthenone: remember kids, safe search is your friend
LarkSachrosis: !card chittering host
LRRbot: Chittering Host (melds from: Graf Rats; Midnight Scavengers) | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [5/6] | Haste / Menace / When Chittering Host enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
ButButTheJesus: katesGasm
fastlane250: 1-800-DUNT
Wonderdoc: Oh i was worried Ian would say crusty not crisp
tehfewl: i regret the amount of Hentai/doujins i did NOT purchase when i was in japan
jessieimproved: open an incognito tab first
eric_christian_berg: Work and Personal are no longer seperate.
NarishmaReborn: try store loadingreadyrun ddot com
RandomTrivia: Scanners?
RechargeableFrenchman: Wheeler you're incredible
RegulusPratus: "Alexa, purchase $50k of 'Used Doujin', whatever that is."
Pywodwagon: Do the asmr from the cow head
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Wedges are the way to go.
chief_smeef: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
johnalogue: SAO abridged?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
NimrodXIV: lol
MichaelVYee: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
NewtyNewts: Good timing.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheWooglie: you do you Paul
circusofkirkus: the harsh cut to silence
SomebodyNowhere: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7181: "Some of you act like you haven't been stabbed in the genitals, and it shows." —Wheeler [2020-09-09]
RandomTrivia: Paul with the stage-crook :D
spiffinn: i mean jokes aside, not all doujin are nsfw...
rangerboy87: Paul pulling an award show on Wheeler
coachNelly: stage crook emote when lrr bosses?
RechargeableFrenchman: Wedges ARE the way to go, good call LRRbot
Saxpython: the crew is spicy tonight
SomebodyNowhere: quality wheeler whote
JadedCynic: @johnalogue why are the abridged series always BETTER? :D
YeetTheRich_: paul asserting dominance LUL
NDCazzy: lrrPAUL in charge
MichaelVYee: !upcoming
kusinohki: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Dog_of_Myth: Praise Paul and his timing!
MichaelVYee: !next
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (48m ago).
SomebodyNowhere: !gant
Juliamon: I do have a number of sfw doujin in my possession, however they're definitely not the majority
MichaelVYee: Oops
jessieimproved: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
embyrr_the_dragon: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
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Boon_33: Is Holes a doujin?
gnome_friend: !holesa
kusinohki: and Sere!
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
SomebodyNowhere: the music stopping like that made me thing I was waiting for the drop
BrowneePoints: No, but Doujin do contain those *rimshot*
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embyrr_the_dragon: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7778: "Pretend like I'm a giant baby." —Wheeler [2021-09-18]
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #5066: "We all had a good laugh when Ian slammed directly into a wall of tires." —Ian [2018-06-17]
PharaohBender27: !michelle
KBKarma: Oh hey, on this day last year, Goobie Ballson was hatched.
PharaohBender27: !quote michelle
LRRbot: Quote #7677: "You're fighting a garbage disposal with tentacles." —Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
embyrr_the_dragon: !findquote wheeler
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: !quote olivia
electra310: Jackbox is second only to Gang Beasts for my favorite CTS game. This is so great :D
SomebodyNowhere: surprised nobody references wheeler in any quotes
neb_200: benginLurk benginLurk
coachNelly: olivia 'boompile'
KBKarma: I should get Gang Beasts now it's on Switch.
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Try mining the fire away.
chief_smeef: "hi it's great to be here!" - wheeler
Chelseabagel: !quote adam
KingOfDoma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
KingOfDoma: Holy crap, I've been subbed for EIGHT YEARS?????? Wowie zowie... I'm so happy to have been around this long and supported such a great bunch of folks! It's an honor!
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SergeYager: hey we need olivia quotes chat
coachNelly: olivia: 'unsolicited hog'
SergeYager: we love her a bunch
KBKarma: Seems like a mad game.
MAPBoardgames: This song rules on beat sabre
BrowneePoints: Michelle is the best. One of my fave GMs on the interwebs period
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I would really love anothet Shellshock Live stream. That was great viewing
chief_smeef: bust chut
electra310: Eight years is very many years!
SomebodyNowhere: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #7310: "'Why does your dog have so many arrows in it's face?' 'It likes to play fetch?'" —RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-10-27]
RandomTrivia: I am disappointed to report that there are no Olivia quotes in the database
KingOfDoma: it is!
coachNelly: olivia: 'yeah i could bench press any of y'all'
PharaohBender27: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7493: "Who wants eyes?" —Nelson [2021-02-03]
RandomTrivia: I'm sure she can help us fix that in time :D
gnome_friend: Donate your EYES Graham
SquidVorbis: !quote Matt
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote serge
LRRbot: Quote #7535: "'Stealing is bad Serge.' 'But from my perspective it's good.'" —Adam and Serge [2021-03-17]
grimshade: of course i join on a break lol
PharaohBender27: Surprised "BEEF ISLAND" didn't become a quote, but oh well
gnome_friend: Serge "Noted Thief' Yager
damn_i_am_pretty: you're still welcome here, @grimshade
pukha_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
pukha_: 1 year thats awesome
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sirspate: music gone?
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to susan! They have given 947 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, susan! (Today's storm count: 173)
embyrr_the_dragon: !findquote beef
LRRbot: Quote #855: "I beefed it." —Ian [2015-10-13]
gnome_friend: SUSAN!
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band Livin' in a box.
NewtyNewts: Beef. Island.
SomebodyNowhere: !gant
PharaohBender27: @grimshade Break will end before long :)
kevsta47: who's playing?
BrowneePoints: @PharaohBender27 BEEF ISLAND is what I call my Sig Curtis x Alex Armstrong FMA ship
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Commit oneself to personal jeopardy.
embyrr_the_dragon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
asthanius: Oh hi Fleshtaker
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints Afraid that joke just whooshed over me, sorry :p
NewtyNewts: Minotaur?
TheWriterAleph: oh my
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: YES!
TamesLovesGames: Cow-livia
MegaDosX: !card fleshtaker
LRRbot: Fleshtaker [WB] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/2] | Whenever you sacrifice another creature, you gain 1 life and scry 1. / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Fleshtaker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP fionaVoid lrrSPOOP
SentientRatKing: Well
TheOneCalledStu: Olivia WHY
YeetTheRich_: your flesh is about to be taken
chief_smeef: holy cow!
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
BrowneePoints: Fleshtaker!
ButButTheJesus: moo.
raulghoulia: tremendous
Chelseabagel: Hi Mulder
Boon_33: lrrGOAT
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote flesh
LRRbot: Quote #3051: "First thing I do when I get up in the morning is have a nice flesh wash." —Ian [2016-07-25]
rangerboy87: I have beef with this
eric_christian_berg: The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre looks great.
SquidVorbis: Moolivia
RandomTrivia: Hey we found the Secret Cow Level!
MAPBoardgames: I've worn that mask
Haroldholmes25: wheelerJoke
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler... FailFish
e_bloc: Wheeler why
Sogheim: Hurloon!
Favre_the_Undead: no
mowdownjoe: lrrSPOOP
Earthenone: this bit is an udder failure
PharaohBender27: Olivia? More like BULLIVIA, amirite!?
Voidhawk42: !findquote cow
Saxpython: FBtouchdown VoteNay FBtouchdown
muondecay: time to MOOve on
MegaDosX: !card sethron
LRRbot: Sethron, Hurloon General [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/4] | Whenever Sethron, Hurloon General or another nontoken Minotaur enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/3 red Minotaur creature token. / {2}{B/R}: Minotaurs you control get +1/+0 and gain menace and haste until end of turn.
SergeYager: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Sage0fMadness: breyaProfChamp breyaProfChamp breyaProfChamp
NewtyNewts: Let's get along, little dogies
chief_smeef: i was okay until i saw the mouth move, that's unnerving
mulligan2six: Did that cow just giggle?
RandomTrivia: Ben please you're not milking this for enough puns!
34Witches: she took the bull by the horns today
KingOfDoma: Olivia's laugh is worth the weird
LittleVesuvius: we are in the subocean in which the bull lives
TotallyNotaBeholder: This is udderly silly
hurricanealpaca: It's the Beef Queen
Seth_Erickson: Champ'd Up is PogChamp
ButButTheJesus: BEEF
Sage0fMadness: !card hurloon wrangler
LRRbot: Hurloon Wrangler [2R] | Creature — Minotaur [2/2] | Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
DoodlestheGreat: And music that SLAPS
Rustpile: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
Earthenone: !card huloon wrangler
chief_smeef: ook ook
Veraphage: beef. island.
gnome_friend: Work first
gnome_friend: Then banana
eric_christian_berg: All Ape Wrestling Federation.
HadesLeprechaun: should have given us an "Awoo" while in the bull mask
BrowneePoints: Ian, it's called Kinnikuman, not "Monkey Wrestling"
Sibwow: twists of lime lets go
Sage0fMadness: first banan, then work
sirspate: be scrawl you can be
CannedWolf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CannedWolf! (Today's storm count: 174)
JadedCynic: I'm just Bullish about Olivia :D
MrPhlip subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months!
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NDCazzy: @affinityartifacts please dont sacrifice your fellow streamers to buff yourself in this game
SomebodyNowhere: I'm not familiar with this game
mowdownjoe: @gnome_friend BANAN THEN WORK! OOK OOK UNION
Terr0rc0tta: Has beej cut his hair or is it just slicked back?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Don't forget, you have prompts
Boon_33: here comes the wrist strain!
PharaohBender27: Dang, probably going to miss the bulk of this due to dinner. Thank goodness for VODs
affinityartifacts: UNION YES
rdbaron102: @affinityartifacts make a cow LUL
LoadingReadyRun: Code is XRKK
JadedCynic: Wheeler, you really should check with your optician...
asthanius: I notice they didn't mention an eraser
Earthenone: Remember rooting for is faces/heels
MAPBoardgames: What is happening when you make the sound "Xrkk!"?
Earthenone: dont just say yes to all
chief_smeef: based on olivia's reaction, i'm expecting something good
RandomTrivia: @MAPBoardgames I think it's when you get winded
Manae: @MAPBoardgames Sounds like a shock to me
BrowneePoints: @MAPBoardgames popping my neck
Voidhawk42: @Earthenone ...but I like everyone :(
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, I think we know who the heels are in this group...
l0gin4me: @Earthenone too late
asthanius: wheelerRita
XivXiyan: @MAPBoardgames something unfortunate
Darleysam: @MAPBoardgames Be Adam, reading comments in his chat
Fruan: @MAPBoardgames Someone just teleported behind you. But don't worry, it wasn't personal.
NewtyNewts: This is the best song in the game.
TheBorzoi: I said yes to all but one
RegulusPratus: Brew Crew, grind the usurpers to medium-fine for use in pourovers!
micalovits: I said no to all, #chaos
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3500: "I was too short. Now I am normal-sized." —Ian [2016-10-10]
CannedWolf: between Olivia's reaction and Beej's haircut, im looking forward to this one.
PharaohBender27: @Voidhawk42 I feel you, but try to think of some unlikely heels, maybe?
RandomTrivia: jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes
BrowneePoints: wheelerRita wheelerBlasphemy
annoyingcameraguy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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A_Catastrophic_Success: Capin Murica
RandomTrivia: oh no
mowdownjoe: @affinityartifacts May have rewatched the last time you Jackboxed with LRR today.
trident042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, trident042! (Today's storm count: 177)
asthanius: Ah, Light Yagami
Dog_of_Myth: Big Ouphe
sydnius: l ron
sirspate: what is the origin of the word 'heel' in the wrestling context?
KBKarma: Sad times.
JadedCynic: Hey, guys - I invented a new word: Plagiarism!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Jam-alam some ding-dongs.
CaptainSpam: Also remember, at the end of this match, you can order a mini card game made from the combatants.
insanecat6mtg: I am now officially cheering for all of you.
sydnius: scsi
BrowneePoints: @sirspate The term "heel" is most likely is derived from a slang usage of the word that first appeared around 1914, meaning "contemptible person"
PharaohBender27 sees what @JadedCynic did there
NDCazzy: @affinityartifacts @SergeYager Do you all still stream raid nights... if they are still happening?
coachNelly: alright chat. i'm gonna level with you. i think my 5yo daughter can draw better than me at this point
KBKarma: Hey guys, what's the funniest circuit?
Mysticman89: today on "Ian and beej discuss things most people have never heard of"
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote underdog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Boon_33: best computer port is the Ram interface
chief_smeef: maybe i'm slow tonight, but i only just noticed beej got a haircut lol
RegulusPratus: I also enjoy Qwak. Solid Belgian brew.
head_cannon: @TurkeyOnRye I stepped away for the break, so a belated Thank You for the gift sub! lrrHEART
PhoenixMelior: Ian not now
BrowneePoints: @chief_smeef nope. pulled back into a ponytail
sirspate: @BrowneePoints okay, I don't feel as bad for using it then. I was worried it might have gendered origin
KBKarma: Answer: J/K flip flop.
chief_smeef: @BrowneePoints ooohh i see, thanks
TehAmelie: no one says "the fly's thighs"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The drama, or the trauma?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL anyone had to use a friendlyNET connector?
Sogheim: did Nelson freeze? he's not blinking
Sogheim: ok there he goes, whew
eric_christian_berg: Duke Wheeler the Dry
fastlane250: @loadingreadyrun Iiiiii gotta go look that up
Taveena: @TehAmelie the ant's pants?
RegulusPratus: Nelson is just super intense
gnome_friend: !findquote colors
LRRbot: Quote #481: "Now I have the color of skin." —Graham [2015-07-20]
TehAmelie: even better
McMims: @Sogheim I hear if you throw him a coin, he'll move
AnjaZeta subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AnjaZeta! (Today's storm count: 178)
MyBuddySuperfly: this song slaps, btw
RegulusPratus: Blinking is for weaklings
Biggjudicem: love the music in this game
SnowbirdMike: Just a friendly game
MyBuddySuperfly: this game's soundtrack is amazing!
KanisGamesTV: every song in this game is a slapper
KBKarma: @LoadingReadyRun That is one hell of a connector, if I'm seeing the right one.
Earthenone: the ladybug's Uggs?
gnome_friend: !genius
LRRbot: I'm a genius!
SomebodyNowhere: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #7138: "You're out here playing checkers, I'm playing 5-dimensional chess." —serge [2020-08-18]
RegulusPratus: Comedy is like cheesecake.
HadesLeprechaun: the name you give them can do a LOT of work
A_Dub888: benginOh benginNo
sydnius: lrrPAUL localtalk for strategic conquest
mitomanox: i just wanna say i love watching you guys playing jackbox on wednesdays. you all sound like the friends I'd like to have <3
gnome_friend: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #6029: "They feel like art, I don't understand them." —Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
LarkSachrosis: !ohno
LoadingReadyRun: @fastlane250 weird adaptor to convert the dumb proprietary network connector on early mac laptops to ethernet
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RegulusPratus: But how
SnowbirdMike: Haha
RandomTrivia: Welp
MyBuddySuperfly: they're both great and horrible, thanks
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Makrosian_Tae: Well.........DONE
rangerboy87: Welp
muondecay: Whoever wins, WE ALL LOSE
NimrodXIV: greeeaaaaat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One seems to be the champ of giving too much of a crap.
NewtyNewts: This is wondawful
chief_smeef: very well done
SnowbirdMike: Its an episode of Dark Mirror
stevestein: i mean logically...
McMims: I hate how much I love these
HadesLeprechaun: yeah you usually dont want to do the -opposite- of the drawing you see, lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
micalovits: Wat
fastlane250: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks!
NewtyNewts: wat
Ranakel: Absolute twist
TamesLovesGames: wot
HadesLeprechaun: just a dog
mowdownjoe: wat
mercano82: Not the champion of fleebag motels?
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ladyjessica! (Today's storm count: 179)
Sogheim: I don't get it
Earthenone: draw the dogs you want to see in the world
mitomanox: just. a. dog.
McMims: scraggle dog for sure
johnalogue: I have concerns
rangerboy87: Definitely a Chad thing
SomebodyNowhere: wow
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Someone didn't know there were prompts?
MyBuddySuperfly: AHHHH
LittleVesuvius: what is this
RandomTrivia: D'awwww
TheWriterAleph: ohhh NOO
MyBuddySuperfly: puppy the best leader <3
consolecowboy88: SCRAPS SCRAPS SCRAPS
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ohhhh yeah!
johnalogue: uh, Jonestown reference?!
RegulusPratus: Drink nothing!
electra310: Oh no
Ubiki: id follow scraps
AzureShok: Scraps is Maozonian's cat, not a dog
ButButTheJesus: scraps ilu
johnalogue: distinctly NOT a saint
MyBuddySuperfly: oh
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
dangerous_safety: what is gravy if not meat koolaid?
MichaelVYee: Heh good timing on the sign
TemporallyAwry: "A Saint" as the fan sign was REALLY a lot.
KBKarma: Piss Cube, huh.
Fruan: P I S S C U B E
SnackPak_: I have questions
YeetTheRich_: wait a minute, piss cube isn't useless!
klooswep: I can think of plenty of uses for a piss cude
MyBuddySuperfly: when you piss in minecraft?
KBKarma: Is a cube o' piss.
McMims: well piss cube looks full so you can't piss in it anymore
Fruan: It's like an icecube, but not made of water
ButButTheJesus: IAN NO
stevestein: is the piss cube made of cardboard?
GhostValv: D:
YeetTheRich_: LUL
MyBuddySuperfly: no doubt
chief_smeef: LUL
WanderingOmen: that was really good Wheeler
klooswep: LUL
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL
YeetTheRich_: welp
rangerboy87: WOOOOOWWW
LarkSachrosis: wow
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
muondecay: GOOD FIGHT
RockPusher: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Rekt
RegulusPratus: Puny!
johnalogue: @Makrosian_Tae transformers got ruined with piss decades ago
mowdownjoe: LUL LUL LUL
KBKarma: That's pretty one-sided.
KanisGamesTV: LOL
theleerm: clearly matt has a brand
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
LarkSachrosis: not even close
RandomTrivia: That is a VERY good piece of bishi art
Dmc3628: to b honest Chalame is an anime boi
HadesLeprechaun: very anime finisher
YeetTheRich_: oh god
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dmc3628: MID card refs
ButButTheJesus: moo.
YeetTheRich_: *spiderman pointing*
rdbaron102: YES LUL
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
gnome_friend: !card fleshtaker
LRRbot: Fleshtaker [WB] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/2] | Whenever you sacrifice another creature, you gain 1 life and scry 1. / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Fleshtaker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Ubiki: oh shit which is which
MyBuddySuperfly: mooo ooom
chief_smeef: bullman has no regrets
SnackPak_: I have more questions
Cephallope: Come on Fleshtaker!
SomebodyNowhere: ooom
TotallyNotaBeholder: Yes, mtg references
covo375: hopefully I voted for the right one
head_cannon: That demon wielding a cleaver regrets NOTHING.
f_tan_theta: amazonSpiderman amazonSpiderman2
RegulusPratus: Oh no why did I buy this super-vacuum
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Fruan: It's SO naked.
aSonarGuy: for the W on Game Knights
RandomTrivia: Hmmmm
YeetTheRich_: WHAT
TotallyNotaBeholder: What?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you don't have lungs, I think you're exempt from wearing facemasks.
MyBuddySuperfly: oh, El. from death note?
Boon_33: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheWooglie: Ian?
Twilight_Spark: God?
RandomTrivia: WHAT IS HAPPEN
chief_smeef: cuddling: it's all greek to me!
Sogheim: I don't understand this at all
niccus: this is. a bit high concept
KBKarma: Wait, Beej, the Letterkenny Roughriders?
klooswep: Ian already explained
KeirenH: wat
sydnius: all hail el
A_Dub888: !findquote cuddle
LRRbot: Quote #1584: "I also like cuddling and murder." —Kate [2016-01-15]
aSonarGuy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, aSonarGuy! (Today's storm count: 190)
TheDailyMapleSyrup: it's EL.
RandomTrivia: @klooswep That doesn't prepare us for seeing it up close :D
voslan: Greeks invented Wrestling which is just aggresive kuddling i guess....
insanecat6mtg: Unfortunately, my stream is lagging too much for me to actually be able to vote.
RegulusPratus: Accentuate the negative
ButButTheJesus: ilu2 sluggy
HadesLeprechaun: we all know hate gets more clicks
KaleidoscopeMind: Sluggy's eyes see all
A_Dub888: #SlugLife
YeetTheRich_: ben please wake up, it's been three years
johnalogue: @YeetTheRich_ don't do that to people
SplendidJank: did someone get a haircut or does it just look that way?
Juliamon: Just looks that way
SplendidJank: thanks
AzureDragonGod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AzureDragonGod! (Today's storm count: 191)
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
SomebodyNowhere: these sign options are wonderful
DarkMorford: Some of these sign choices are *perfect*
Earthenone: very good signs
covo375: First night I hung out with people during all this was play more jackbox stuff, mainly because I saw how great they are by watching LRR
LittleVesuvius: yes
JadedCynic: @SplendidJank maybe, but there's still a ponytail.s oooo *shrug*
TemporallyAwry: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #5652: "It's good that we have all of our chat teeth." —Ian [2018-12-30]
gnome_friend: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
gnome_friend: TEETH
Fruan: TEETH
A_Dub888: !findquote crap
LRRbot: Quote #3432: "I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!" —Graham [2016-09-18]
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
Boon_33: !badadvice
LRRbot: Add "lust" to "hangry."
Earthenone: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MAPBoardgames: I'm worried because I can't see Beej's hair. I think it might be sneaking up on me.
Rourke9: it is suuuper humid in boston rn :/
coachNelly: man drawing i shard
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW but also OOF
call_me_Aras: Humid on the east coast too. WOO it sucked today
johnalogue: there will be no place in the world cold enough for me
Muddy_Thunder: uh oh, ian
NewtyNewts: Ian done already?
jessieimproved: Yes, the east coast is constantly wet, i am exhausted
Dog_of_Myth: Rained all day here.
micalovits: Uhhh
laikagoat: it was reasonably cool in atlanta today, weirdly enough
drewm1022: If it helps any, it's bloody beautiful in the midwest today. 60 degrees and clear.
jessieimproved: @laikagoat it feels GREAT
JadedCynic: we had temps for the week at like 10-12c...and today was 23 vOv
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
empyreon: normal sounds
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS
chief_smeef: uh oh
RandomTrivia: Oh no
electra310: Noooo!
covo375: very wet in the mid-atlantic
djalternative: !picnic
SomebodyNowhere: ian had a woopsie
McMims: went from 102 yesterday to 85 today
Muddy_Thunder: sounds like the feed dump intro
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
Saxpython: NotLikeThis
JadedCynic: here we go again....
Pteraspidomorphi: Where are you, covo375?
Earthenone: so far the UI is beating ian 2-0
sydnius: TableHere
SomebodyNowhere: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6978: "I made this bed and chose to sleep on the couch." —Wheeler [2020-05-29]
KBKarma: nolol
covo375: @Pteraspidomorphi Central PA, lotta rain over the past few weeks
LittleVesuvius: i also live very close to a fault!
chaselazuli: !quote
sirspate: beej and ian must share the same voip provider I have...
LittleVesuvius: what?
chief_smeef: fucking bELGIANS
NewtyNewts: Well, SORRY! Stop being so dang entertaininig!
LittleVesuvius: wat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej and Ian know what they did to Belgium.
KaleidoscopeMind: all of belgium?
Fealos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fealos! (Today's storm count: 192)
0x6772: Not Norwegians angry about all the kronor jokes?
LittleVesuvius: what happened???
Tangsm: Just the usual things.
eric_christian_berg: You don't know about the secret war?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Dam who's the provider, bet it's bell
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
electra310: Belgium knows what it did
SnowbirdMike: Stealing all the chocolate i guess
gnome_friend: !findquote Shetlands
LRRbot: Quote #948: "No, you know what? lrrEFF the Shetlands!" —Graham [2015-10-26]
covo375: tag the team!
Pteraspidomorphi: Stealing all the fries
RegulusPratus: Belgians pair mussels with the only carb that can't mop up sauce!
LightingExpert13: i just got here and wow beej lost his lovely locks.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DMGlol: lets go thiccc gbear
CanisLupusAqua: @0x6772 angry? frankly we're enthusiastic about all the attention, maybe it'll bump up this abysmal exchange rate
Juliamon: LightingExpert13 It's just tied back
LarkSachrosis: Thicccccccccc
Haroldholmes25: woah nelly
BrooklynDaMoth: Matt, dad bod is straight for bear
chief_smeef: by one vote!
SomebodyNowhere: wow
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Boon_33: UPSET
Fruan: 1 vote!
covo375: YO!
DMGlol: nooooo avngrF
chief_smeef: every vote counts chat!
LightingExpert13: @Juliamon oh okay. Thanks for the clarification.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Dmc3628: Balls, Plural love it
consolecowboy88: Hulahoop! \
JadedCynic: so close
RandomTrivia: OH NO
DMGlol: avngrKek
TamesLovesGames: WOW
RandomTrivia: Awwww
Saxpython: the comeback?
Pteraspidomorphi: 100%
SomebodyNowhere: oooh
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
covo375: tough one
micalovits: I... Don't know either of these people
Zappeljakob: I have no Association to either one
Tangsm: Looks just like her.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I am very disappointed in most of us, chat.
ContingentCat: you captured the vibe
RegulusPratus: Yeah, okay, I'll just retroactively be EXTRA-old
KBKarma: First band I ever followed was Aerosmith. No contest here.
McMims: @micalovits Stevie Nicks was in Fleetwood Mac
johnalogue: no idea who they were
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
TemporallyAwry: !Yikes
consolecowboy88: STEVIE FTW
Fruan: Why would you do this to housekeeping :(
rdbaron102: aaawwwwww cow!
RandomTrivia: IAN
consolecowboy88: YEAH STEVIE!
ContingentCat: flesh taker, not bones and blood taker
covo375: It's on the ceiling!
BrowneePoints: It's called Mudslide Ian
Manae: Younger members of chat: please stop making the rest of us feel old D:
RandomTrivia: Awwww
Styxseus: :D
LittleVesuvius: depends. do you want to clean up viscera or fecal matter?
SomebodyNowhere: wow
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
Juliamon: Cindy you can do it...
johnalogue: ouch
TheWriterAleph: oh my GOD
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RegulusPratus: CONSUM TOMAT
johnalogue: NO
Dmc3628: no tag needed its a maul
mowdownjoe: PROTEC CINDY
consolecowboy88: yAY CINDY
LittleVesuvius: consum tomate
RandomTrivia: I wish to protect Cindy
covo375: you can do it Cindy!
LittleVesuvius: i know me toooooo
RandomTrivia: LUL
laikagoat: fionaLOL
DMGlol: lets go riker
BrowneePoints: Plus, Wil Wheaton is a good human bean
covo375: wrong will, but i'll take it
Ubiki: you spelled Wil wrong
chief_smeef: i mean, it's will and grace, not sheldon and grace
johnalogue: ugh obliterate Sheldon
Boon_33: Riker all the way
MrPhlip: is that a "Will and Grace" joke?
LackingSanity_: is sheldon holding a broken bottle?
ImmoralEthicist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ImmoralEthicist! (Today's storm count: 193)
JadedCynic: @Ubiki highfive o/\o
BrowneePoints: oh..that's Riker...not Wil Wheaton
Voidhawk42: He's got a tramp-stamp for certain
covo375: Riker has a tramp stamp
TemporallyAwry: Pardon IAN!?
nightraven949: Riker the kinda guy to have a tramp stamp change my mind
LittleVesuvius: yeah it's Riker
raulghoulia: wil riker tramp stamp
sydnius: horgon
RandomTrivia: Matt pls
Dromos_GHG: giant romulan bird of prey on back
NimrodXIV: I 100% believe riker has a secret tattoo
RedRaptor: @BrowneePoints I initially thought Wheaton too
TheWooglie: @BrowneePoints Wil Wheaton is only one l
johnalogue: righteous destruction
Sogheim: it's just a Horg'ahn across the back
ContingentCat: or he'd 100% own it
SomebodyNowhere: blame james
Dog_of_Myth: IAN
LarkSachrosis: Cheeseburger in Paradise is a masterpiece
KBKarma: But who *is* James Buffett?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I feel Riker would own the tramp stamp
nightraven949: Why does James buffet look like he riped a fat line of coke
djalternative: Jummy Biffet!!!!!
RandomTrivia: Welp
SomebodyNowhere: poor el
ContingentCat: wat
CaptainSpam: Noble effort, there, Ian.
YeetTheRich_: lets go EL.
johnalogue: easy to have good vibes when you're R I C H
McMims: james patterson has a children's book line called "jimmy patterson presents"
Taveena: the power of EL.
RegulusPratus: El Shaddai, my dudes
McMims: so I hate hearing jimmy
ContingentCat: oh god
ContingentCat: what have we done
MegaDosX: Welp.
TheWriterAleph: LUL
KBKarma: Well.
Styxseus: HAHAHA
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: WELP
YeetTheRich_: hmmm
micalovits: BRoom!
Brozard: I MEAN
BrowneePoints: Should've just used Usagi :P
MegaDosX: How's the serenity?
rdbaron102: THE BROOM!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Let's go Broom!
SnackPak_: that's some good kismet
RegulusPratus: Queen Beryl did nothing wrong!
HadesLeprechaun: the scifi ship, serenity
MrPhlip: How's the serenity, chat?
covo375: you could say she is just a princess not champion
Brozard: I MEAN...
Lordofironstorm: Isn't her English name Serena?
johnalogue: oh no
MegaDosX: @MrPhlip benginFingers
BrowneePoints: @MrPhlip Like a leaf on the..oh wait he got stabbed
ContingentCat: Get in the robot Usagi
JadedCynic: um...
Boon_33: upset!
LittleVesuvius: @Lordofironstorm her English name is either Bunny or Serena depending on the translation
laikagoat: fionaVoid
SomebodyNowhere: haunting beauty
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Oh dang, this game's still going!
RegulusPratus: Quash the hereditary autocrats!
LittleVesuvius: I only know this because I found a translation where her name was Bunny of the manga lol
RandomTrivia: Kitty!
ContingentCat: big stretch!
BrowneePoints: Wheeler you keep mortifying Michelle
covo375: dont call it a come back he's been here for 5 minutes
MacabreAurora: Ayyyy
Styxseus: :D
RandomTrivia: Oh no
KBKarma: Plumpus Lumpus *is* some shit.
TemporallyAwry: lrrWOW ... meta joke
JadedCynic: @KBKarma you SAY that but watch for its tag partner
SomebodyNowhere: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7491: "I have declared it's okay to be in love." —Nelson [2021-02-03]
adambomb625: I have a fedora, but it's for an Indianna Jones costume
laikagoat: fionaClap fionaClap
LittleVesuvius: omg no why
RandomTrivia: Nicely done Michelle!
PharaohBender27: Congrats, Michelle!
grimshade: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Taveena: cindy and beautiful anime men
chief_smeef: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Styxseus: LUL
LittleVesuvius: yay! (Also, sorry, the fedora reminded me of a truly horrible person from HS...)
Muddy_Thunder: Pretty sure Stevie Nicks was a dove
BrowneePoints: Tbf Olivia, the art reminded me of Madeline
chief_smeef: wheeler kitty!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Equip items that prevent death.
LarkSachrosis: I'm here for Stevie Nicks as a cryptid that must not be observed.
mowdownjoe: KITTY
LittleVesuvius: isn't Madeline red-haired or did things change
empyreon: riffDuffy
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
KBKarma: CAT
azureHaights: I definitely read that as Diarr Head Onut
DarkMorford: CAT
grimshade: maulder wheelerMuldcb
YeetTheRich_: haha funny joke ... unless?
nightraven949: no the game is valorant
electra310: Kitty!
johnalogue: kittyalert
coachNelly: but what if i just wanna watch anime children of men?
RandomTrivia: Hi Mulder!
LarkSachrosis: CoolCat
thmanwithnoname: *kitty!*
LittleVesuvius: KITTY
sydnius: kitty
corefluxx: Plumpus Lumpus
MegaDosX: I want to pet the kitty
LittleVesuvius: an Good Boy
ZackTheCatKing: What happened to BEEJ's hair!!!!
delta__vee: haha unless...
JadedCynic: The irony is...the meme is NOT wearing a *fedora* but a TRILBY :D
covo375: wheeler with the villainous cat scratches
onarampage: twitch play c strike
TheAinMAP: HahaCat
Boon_33: scoutsknives is the pants
DoodlestheGreat: Fibbage regular or All About You?
Veraphage: start9
SomebodyNowhere: twitch plays: counterstrike
MAPBoardgames: Twitch plays counterstrike?
KanisGamesTV: a CAT PogChamp
raulghoulia: twitch plays counter strike
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldcb
fastlane250: TwitchPlaysCS
MyBuddySuperfly: unless?
IbunWest: Meownterstrike
TPRJones is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 41 in the channel!
TPRJones gifted a Tier 1 sub to SeismicLawns!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gift, TPRJones! Welcome to SeismicLawns! (Today's storm count: 194)
LittleVesuvius: I have a cat but not a Mulder cat
insanecat6mtg: Kitty!
ContingentCat: unless...?
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: kitteh getting deserved pets <3
KBKarma: And A stands for de_dust2?
sirspate: So I'm still checking for a broom, but there was a Sailor Moon villain named Osouji.. vacuum cleaner..
TPRJones: see kitty, gift sub, is rule
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf
corefluxx: Cheer100
BrowneePoints: The couple that slays together Stays together Wheeler
jchinnock: Hoggers
Muddy_Thunder: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
grimshade: wheelerRita
TheDailyMapleSyrup: fur baby gets attention
ContingentCat: hello Maulder lrrHEART
covo375: HONK HONK
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3190: "Beej! Stop being useful!" —Heather [2016-08-10]
f_tan_theta: you get it, Nelly?
tehfewl: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
covo375: a shart
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote sound
LRRbot: Quote #7010: "Graham, you can pillage my orchard any time....that sounded like a sex thing." —Kathleen [2020-06-21]
coachNelly: oh i got it
ButButTheJesus: we need a moo sound
f_tan_theta: hell yeah
BrowneePoints: Wheeler, you have, and I quote "I wanna F*** the moon!" on your soundboard
PharaohBender27: That doesn't sound like Fibbage music . . .
coachNelly: thanks
azureHaights: Fibbage: Enough About Facts
rdbaron102: Cow sad noises
KBKarma: Not Fibbage 3? :(
KBKarma: Fibbage 3... Fibbage 3...
zebedeedue subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
zebedeedue: Love you guys
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zebedeedue! (Today's storm count: 195)
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh oh
LarkSachrosis: Strawberry Alarm Clock
HadesLeprechaun: Fibbage 3 has the 60s colors and flowers
SomebodyNowhere: cookie
empyreon: C O O K I E
Spinnicus: Man, what a crowd, sweet
RandomTrivia: We have B L U E
CaptainSpam: Fibbage 2? Huh, we're going old school.
johnalogue: @BrowneePoints unless the asterisks are covering "I want to fart the moon" he wasn't lying
chief_smeef gifted a Tier 1 sub to coachNelly! They have given 11 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, coachNelly! (Today's storm count: 196)
RandomTrivia: Aha!
KBKarma: Got my family into Fibbage 3.
Its_VeeBot: Cheevo!
Taveena: love the cheevo
ButButTheJesus: cheevo get
XivXiyan: fibbage has really grown onto me
CaptainSpam: Won't be able to give bogus answers in this version, sadly.
RandomTrivia: Doggo!
Boon_33: hey, Paul got an achievement!
ContingentCat: we'll survive
SomebodyNowhere: just roll with the fib
HadesLeprechaun: it's the same game
LittleVesuvius: oh man what is this?
RandomTrivia: UH
asthanius: UM
ani_laurel: good start
TPRJones: not nearly as good for the audience, fibbage 3 is the best
Ranakel: OH NO
SkylerRingtail: Oh nooooo
asthanius: NO THANK YOU
Juliamon: #bringbackthepisscube
RegulusPratus: Eggs!
RandomTrivia: PAVE AND RESET
TheWriterAleph: yyyyyup
DoodlestheGreat: Well THIS won't be easy...
tehfewl: of course ian and Beej laugh
chief_smeef: looking it up
Sibwow: piss cube
Fruan: Unwinnable simulations
Mcgwee: noppppppe
leBigMacD subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
leBigMacD: Finally catching a Jackbox stream live. Everything really is coming up Milhouse
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, leBigMacD! (Today's storm count: 197)
eric_christian_berg: We've come too far.
vellebastet: oh no
Haroldholmes25: oh no
covo375: hit the hentai button!
LarkSachrosis: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
quasi79fu: i neeed adult
nightraven949: nope nope nope nope
jessieimproved: oh no this audience
Uzumaki15: Um... please no
LittleVesuvius: OH NO
Voidhawk42: We want to see this one first
Dmc3628: right the Ian and Beej power
KanisGamesTV: LOL
SomebodyNowhere: paul its okay
asthanius: nobody google that
LittleVesuvius: i have spent FAR too much time on ao3
chief_smeef: update: regret looking it up
JadedCynic: welp
Its_VeeBot: I beg your pardon
LarkSachrosis: To Google!
kakmize: IAN!
quasi79fu: excuse me Ian???WUhhhht
Muddy_Thunder: I get it Ian
BlackIsis: You are a bad liar Ian.
FacelessManAboutTown: peeing yourself
PharaohBender27: Oma and Opa?
quasi79fu: oh nooooooo
DoodlestheGreat: Just keep spinning it, Ian...
MyBuddySuperfly: that asmr, lol
LittleVesuvius: @chief_smeef There are things you should not google. I'm sorry
nightraven949: Michelle to google with you
adelius3: google disagrees
HadesLeprechaun: audience could still play on regular, it just didn't have the automatic twitch integration
ButButTheJesus: ok who else besides me believed Ian
LittleVesuvius: SERIOUSLY
johnalogue: I don't want to know but I need to know
direhuman24101: umm
LittleVesuvius: You will REGRET googling that
MichaelVYee: Banana phone
rangerboy87: too late
Taveena: ah, the piss cube returns
JadedCynic: wait, I got "vote on a lie" and get free trivia :(
LarkSachrosis: Cool, not going to that corner of the internet.
Its_VeeBot: Alternatively, google the phrase "Fluffy Kittens"
RandomTrivia: Welp
ArcOfTheConclave: tell us so we won't
DeM0nFiRe: yogNO
jessieimproved: you wouldn't learn that in japanese class
LittleVesuvius: please google fluffy kittens
SomebodyNowhere: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7187: "It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding." —Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
johnalogue: I'm so glad I didn't look it up
NewtyNewts: What just happen
saucemaster5000: whoops too late
LittleVesuvius: don't google that
KBKarma: Shit, I missed a Rashomon reference? :(
quasi79fu: gooogle siberian huskies/??
nightraven949: @KBKarma not exactly
LittleVesuvius: If you google Norwegian Forest Cats they're enormous and fluffballs
empyreon: so fluffy
saucemaster5000: I'm turning off google forever now, back to the encyclopedias
NonUniqueGuy: Oh, that first picture of Siberian Fluffy Kittens
Astramentha: Okay, I googled it and that was nothing, I’m not the least bit shocked.
Sniknob: HogChamp
quasi79fu: i want to see Addams Family 2
PharaohBender27: Can confirm Michelle did not lead us wrong
Transmuted_Elf: getting kittens that look like maine coons
johnalogue: dang those kittens *are* fluffy
Lordofironstorm: You mean that new Scottish Play movie?
Twilight_Spark: stripEm
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
RandomTrivia: Oh no, he's desensitized!
RandomTrivia: LUL
chief_smeef: LUL good impression serge
Boon_33: poggers
rdbaron102: LUL
jchinnock: Oh Hoggafer
MyBuddySuperfly: hum
MAPBoardgames: I did google it and they're so fluffy!
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
chaselazuli: coxPog doogPOG
slopoppotamus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months, currently on a 54 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, slopoppotamus! (Today's storm count: 198)
mulligan2six: Hogchamp emote when?
djalternative: Kenneth Brannah back at it again?
poggifers is not a hog
johnalogue: not nearly samoyeds tho
covo375: dance puppets, dance
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote respond
LRRbot: Quote #5105: "I respond out loud with my brain-thoughts." —Cori [2018-06-25]
KBKarma: I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood... by 65dos
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that's par for the course
LoadingReadyRun: code is PKEY
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to poggifers! They have given 948 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, poggifers! (Today's storm count: 199)
DarkMorford: Peaky P-key!
SergeYager: more olivia quotes chat
dangerous_safety: pee key
MyBuddySuperfly: You pgot the pkey!
Juliamon: press the P key to continue
ContingentCat: !quote olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: In before the first prompt is the same Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Found a P-Key, we in a horror game now.
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to HogChamp!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, HogChamp! (Today's storm count: 200)
Boon_33: !quote olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
chief_smeef: *asmr intensifies*
LittleVesuvius: i only know what that is because I found out the hard way and I want eye bleach again thanks
quasi79fu: p
johnalogue: my neighbor had a samoyed when I was growing up
dukeofbread: who picked that
JadedCynic: michelle, don't worry, eventually you're just all scar tissue, and you stop reacting :D
LittleVesuvius: oooh samoyeds good
MyBuddySuperfly: bat
HoboB0B_: lofimaPickle
chaostreader: Time for lies!
NDCazzy: bull
Earthenone: arent clothed statues far rarer?
raulghoulia: like a cow's head
chief_smeef: bear
covo375: lol, the FRICK musem
Makrosian_Tae: apron
Pteraspidomorphi: I've been
Nigouki: 3
MyBuddySuperfly: 2
mowdownjoe: 3
covo375: it's about beans
adambomb625: 2
SomebodyNowhere: 3
PharaohBender27: I chose 2
Shadwhawk: 2
Lordofironstorm: The Frick Museum, rival of the Heck museum
Uzumaki15: It's ok Serge, Graham isn't here to get you every time XD
SkylerRingtail: 3
Earthenone: like clothes are not weatherproof
chief_smeef: 3
LinearGif: Not nearly enough trivia about my bound spirit fetters I tell ya
empyreon: 3
thmanwithnoname: 3
corefluxx: 3
LarkSachrosis: 3?
Mcgwee: 3
TamesLovesGames: 3
TheMerricat: 2
RandomTrivia: Ok 3 seems likely enough
fracassio: 3
lamina5432: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
rangerboy87: 2
dukeofbread: What shall we name this museum? Frick I don't know!
kookaburra_85: 3
TehAmelie: well you know what "frick" means
Cavemanhar: 2
NotCainNorAbel: 3
MAPBoardgames: 2 or 3 are both strong
micalovits: Both 2 and 3 are good
call_me_Aras: 3
Mai_Andra: "Deez Nuts" is an answer for everything.
DoodlestheGreat: 2
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 3
NimrodXIV: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | You Don't Know Jack Vol. 4: The Ride (Steam)
Pteraspidomorphi: 3 very strong I'd say
BlackIsis: The Frick museum makes more sense when you know tht Frick was an oil baron
azureHaights: 2 is strong, but yeah 3 is stronger
LarkSachrosis: I only know of the Frick because of Venture Bros.
MyBuddySuperfly: "noodle" statue
thraximore: a nude BLANK?
YeetTheRich_: nude fleshtaker
thraximore: woah MOMMA
KBKarma: Beej is talking about the Cray II. Designed by Seymour Cray, so you could see more Cray.
MyBuddySuperfly: my heart is beating fast
dukeofbread: JABBA THE HUTT ShadyLulu
TristalMTG: so where can we subscribe to Olivia ASMR
gnome_friend: Nude Fblthp?
Brozard: I think I know this one?
SomebodyNowhere: oooh woodrow wilson
adelius3: pizza the hut
FacelessManAboutTown: Jabba wasn't already naked?
ButButTheJesus: pls i can't handle it
djalternative: TAYNE!!!
rdbaron102: Woodrow Wilson ! LUL
chief_smeef: nude museum accepts statue of fblthp
head_cannon: I love the Tayne reference.
adambomb625: 3 people with presidents
MyBuddySuperfly: OliviASMR
TotallyNotaBeholder: @adelius3 A+ right there
NDCazzy: Hugemunculus
LarkSachrosis: *A* homunculus, or *the* homunculus?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL did Jabba the hut wear clothes?
LittleVesuvius: how does Jackbox pick our three "possible" answers for audience members
TehAmelie: a nude Macross
JadedCynic shivers
MyBuddySuperfly: ook ook
KBKarma: @LarkSachrosis Nah, he's unavailable for spoiler reasons.
JadedCynic: LUL
Muddy_Thunder: WHEELER
glitched_goddess: More like Nuderow Wilson
Pteraspidomorphi: Matt got a lot of us
covo375: back in them early days
Brozard: doh
PharaohBender27: WHEELER
LittleVesuvius: oh my god rly
MegaDosX: Gotcha Beek
Rhynerd: Thanks, Beej!
MegaDosX: Beej
RandomTrivia: Serge with the clever undefined noun
CaptainSpam: Boom!
TehAmelie: gottem
Haroldholmes25: we got beej
rangerboy87: bam!!
mowdownjoe: JEBAITED
slopoppotamus: Gottim
RandomTrivia: We gottem!
chief_smeef: got one!
PharaohBender27: Lucked into it!
thraximore: nice!
iris_of_ether: I A N
SomebodyNowhere: yikes
PharaohBender27: IAN
ButButTheJesus: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Mcgwee: lrrHEART
azureHaights: It was a sheepshog
KBKarma: He carved it himself.
NonUniqueGuy: Our other options are Captain Crunch and Home Simpson
vellebastet: lrrHEART
JadedCynic: dammit wheeker :D
Saxpython: 1 > 0
PharaohBender27: WHEELER AND IAN
MegaDosX: Look our options usually suck, getting anyone is worth celebrating :p
johnalogue: Ian why
ButButTheJesus: IAN
JadedCynic: thank thankyou
DoodlestheGreat: 2
covo375: its HARD wood
BlackIsis: survives
Muddy_Thunder: 2
corefluxx: 2
Boon_33: 2
chief_smeef: 2
MyBuddySuperfly: 2
PharaohBender27: 2
NonUniqueGuy: 2
TheBorzoi: 2
adambomb625: 2
RandomTrivia: Oh 2 is GOLD
IgnisDeus: 3
Ubiki: 2
RomanGoro: 2
Pteraspidomorphi: 1 makes moreo sense
LarkSachrosis: 1
electra310: 2
mowdownjoe: 2
slopoppotamus: 2
rrtycoon2: I'm more concerned with how many got that last one right...
rangerboy87: 2
CaptainSpam: 3
Haroldholmes25: 3
Mister_BlueSky: Windmill slam 2.
AtomicAlchemical: 2
KBKarma: A wholesome Esther?
JadedCynic: 2
DeM0nFiRe: I like 3
ImmortalLen: 3
quasi79fu: ahaahaah wtf are these choices
rdbaron102: Calf from The Spirit Store LUL
Diabore: 2
call_me_Aras: 2
StephenWillisArt: 2
head_cannon: 3 is the funniest, but 2 is somewhat plausible.
A_Dub888: 3 is hilarious but 2 is more likely
PharaohBender27: Wrong language, Wheeler!
johnalogue: oh no that's
SomebodyNowhere: 2 tracks smoothest
vellebastet: 2
Pteraspidomorphi: Fine
chief_smeef: 2 sounds like it could be an actual phrase lmao
Dog_of_Myth: 3 is funny though but going with 2
DoodlestheGreat: Remember, Russian sayings are ALWAYS practical.
TehAmelie: put some calves in your calves
GrashUriza: In Soviet Russia... :D
quasi79fu: i went 3
LittleVesuvius: no please
covo375: and all the beige
saucemaster5000: I like 3 as a giggle, but 2 for sure
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie with one large cow?
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Muddy_Thunder: I can Kazakstan
johnalogue: @DoodlestheGreat Russians can't afford frivolous, non-practical phrases in the harsh winter
chaostreader: @tehamelie As much protein as a cow, or several smaller cows.
RandomTrivia: OH NO
TheBorzoi: I don't know the real answer
gnome_friend: ASH JAM
quasi79fu: dont have great choices....
NimrodXIV: I hate all the choices
quasi79fu: i went random
Karfsma778: I'm going with Veal
head_cannon: "Is Worth Two In The Bush" got a laugh out of me.
TemporallyAwry: this is all very dark
micalovits: Had to go for HOG
CaptainSpam: Two in a row!
chief_smeef: got him again!
YeetTheRich_: got beej again
RandomTrivia: YES
Brozard: Thanks Beej!
adambomb625: We got Beej again!
ContingentCat: GOTTEM
SomebodyNowhere: 2 for 2 on beej
Terook: nice
dukeofbread: got eeem
Rhynerd: Beej loves our lies.
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Haroldholmes25: We got beej
TheAinMAP: Got one.
MAPBoardgames: Gottem again!
PharaohBender27: He's probably now very rusty on it, but my Dad knows Russian from his stint in the Army Security Agency in the 1960s (long story short, he stayed out of Vietnam by listening to Soviet radio frequencies)
corefluxx: WORTH IT!
saucemaster5000: thanks beej, our patron
empyreon: THE TWOOFER
Earthenone: beej is the peoples champion
covo375: got'em
DoodlestheGreat: GOTCHA TWICE!
Cephallope: A affectionate calf gathers no moss
MegaDosX: We're in your head Beej!
dangerous_safety: YES
mowdownjoe: GOT HIM TWICE
slopoppotamus: On a roll
electra310: Yes!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
rangerboy87: On a roll
TotallyNotaBeholder: Beej is in our pocket
NDCazzy: We love Beej
vellebastet: Got Beej again!
RomanGoro: Moral victory!
Boon_33: lrrBEEEJ
LittleVesuvius: got Beej!
chief_smeef: good lie!
azureHaights: Sweet meat, or sweetmeats
Brozard: This time, we're Graham and Beej is Serge
NimrodXIV: 2 on Beej :D
JadedCynic reels in fishing rod
tajessa: that was excellent Beej
Mister_BlueSky: I thought that'd get more, but oh well.
PharaohBender27: I might have guessed it!
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ButButTheJesus: serge got me
Pteraspidomorphi: Nooooo
thraximore: I got it right! :D
RandomTrivia: Oh Michelle
PharaohBender27: OR NOT
SomebodyNowhere: noooo
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
chief_smeef: LMAOOOO
MikoKisai: what
RandomTrivia: WHAT
micalovits: REALLY???
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
KBKarma: Well!
ContingentCat: what
RandomTrivia: NO WAY
CaptainSpam: Welp.
empyreon: LUL
iris_of_ether: O_O
chief_smeef: I REFUSE
PharaohBender27: katesWot
johnalogue: that tracks
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
Earthenone: im 2/2 :D
ButButTheJesus: olivia lets gooooo
Boon_33: lol
Ubiki: wat.
BlackIsis: sorry what
underhill33: lrrWOW
NonUniqueGuy: Called it
electra310: wat
rangerboy87: Dammit Russia
Twilight_Spark: Russia, WHAT?
slopoppotamus: Why Russia?
spethycakes: RuSsIa?!
YeetTheRich_: what does that even mean
covo375: the greed
LittleVesuvius: omg
azureHaights: russia YES
A_Dub888: benginWat
JadedCynic: nice matt
dukeofbread: that was awesome
Kaaosa: that calf really sucks two moms if you know what i mean
NimrodXIV: NO
AutonomousTurtle: Olivia is astonishingly pleased with herself.
KBKarma: How about Russia YES?
quasi79fu: bahd russsua
Brozard: rytronBonk
Kaorti: I think I get it. They're supported by more people.
PharaohBender27: RUSSIA PLZ
mowdownjoe: BONK
corefluxx: 1
johnalogue: isn't Russian cursive entirely illegible?
MyBuddySuperfly: 1
DeM0nFiRe: 1
CaptainSpam: 1
TheWriterAleph: 1 1 1 1
TheBorzoi: 1
adambomb625: 1
KBKarma: 1
empyreon: 1
quasi79fu: Omg
ContingentCat: 1
Nigouki: 1
Spinnicus: If it sucks two mothers does it make both mother cows produce more milk?
quasi79fu: LOL
asthanius: "Jughead"
MyBuddySuperfly: 1 please
kookaburra_85: 1
RandomTrivia: LUL
rdbaron102: I know this one!!!!!!!!!!!
LarkSachrosis: 1
IgnisDeus: 3
thraximore: 1 for sure
Terook: 1 lol
tehfewl: 3
fracassio: 2
Taveena: 1 is so good
WynterNyghtynGale: 1
Boon_33: 1
AtomicAlchemical: 3
TheMerricat: 1
RandomTrivia: 1 is amazing
NonUniqueGuy: 1
MAPBoardgames: 1, fur shure
rangerboy87: all suck
ButButTheJesus: 1
call_me_Aras: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 2 is impossible.
kakmize: 1
RomanGoro: 1 specially for this audience
JadedCynic: 3
CaptainSpam: Which one would get Beej... Kappa
TemporallyAwry: @johnalogue it's something weird, yeah.
Dog_of_Myth: 1
PharaohBender27: Actually voting 2 myself
saucemaster5000: 1 yup
johnalogue: 1
vellebastet: 1
HadesLeprechaun: his arms wiiiide
Brozard: Was 2 even a thing?
quasi79fu: one is great but threee is hilarious
Pteraspidomorphi: Whichever one gets beej again
Kaaosa: archie roosevelt smuggled two mothers into the white house
RomanGoro: And 3 was totally legal in that era
TehAmelie: turtles, filled with cocaine
JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat time-travel, nuff said
dougma: I know the answer to this one... TY history podcasts
saucemaster5000: we just need beej's vote...
Boon_33: 3 would have gotten us someone
f_tan_theta: an affectionate calf, it's arms outstretched
johnalogue: it was 1902 the other one wouldn't even be illegal
KBKarma: Beej and chat are Drift compatible.
Ubiki: are beej and chat drift compatable?
Brozard: Actually, looked it up, 2 would've been 21
Pteraspidomorphi: Kathleen always gets me when she's playing
ani_laurel: 1902 was Laurier?
chief_smeef: drugs teddy! DRUGS!
PharaohBender27: @Brozard It overlaps in careers *just* enough
SkylerRingtail: If Beej has high synchronicity with chat, does that mean he'd piloting us or vice versa?
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie i'd belive it
NotCainNorAbel: and he didn't want to be president
eric_christian_berg: Chief Justice, if memory serves.
Veraphage: It's okay, it was a discount Taft
JadedCynic puts the hook in Beej's cheek again...
KBKarma: @SkylerRingtail Yes.
Saxpython: @skylerringtail VoteYea
TotallyNotaBeholder: He had two seats on the supreme court
rdbaron102: Taft had a Great Bath Tub !! LUL
ButButTheJesus: i would if i could!
kumatsu: i would TOTALLY download a car
ContingentCat: Taft is quality and quantity
Gekyouryuu: yes you would
PharaohBender27 sees what @TotallyNotaBeholder did there
johnalogue: I'd totally download a car...
DoodlestheGreat: THE HELL I WOULDN't.
RandomTrivia: Awww
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Prime minister of Canada but does not name him
NonUniqueGuy: We are drift compatible with Beej.
RandomTrivia: Disappoint
KBKarma: That's true, do.
CaptainSpam: Well, we got Nelly.
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: bazinga!
empyreon: awwww
saucemaster5000: darn!
DeM0nFiRe: \o/
ani_laurel: I would absolutely download the OM, hes dreamy
underhill33: 3 for 3
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Not Beej but we take those
TheAinMAP: Whoo!
rangerboy87: Boom!
GrashUriza: Yeah, we got 1 :)
RandomTrivia: LUL
Brozard: LUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
TotallyNotaBeholder: @PharaohBender27 I'm not proud of it, but I did do it
azureHaights: Neldan Saladery
chief_smeef: LUL
corefluxx: LOL.. The Beej at home
Fruan: Gotta go get stabbed now. Catch you in the VOD
dukeofbread: well done chat
KBKarma: Huh.
johnalogue: one of the audience options *was* cocaine
rangerboy87: Damn Serge
iris_of_ether: @Fruan Good show!
sirspate: letsgo steamed hams younger cousin
chief_smeef: i liked it ian
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHAM
LarkSachrosis: Yeah, Hearst was a couple decades off still.
Brozard: Be safe @Fruan !
fracassio: Good joke, ian
ButButTheJesus: oooooh i get it
JadedCynic: oh, got nelly this time
DoodlestheGreat: Cocaine WAS one of the audience choices.
PharaohBender27: @Fruan Oh, Among Us?
rangerboy87: The tree?
MegaDosX: Tell me it wasn't Taft
ButButTheJesus: I voted you Matt
MegaDosX: Oh thank god
dukeofbread: wow!
TheAinMAP: HolidayTree
KBKarma: Wow/
PharaohBender27: Got it!
JadedCynic: nice serge
PharaohBender27: Beej lies
dukeofbread: it wasn't steamed clams
CaptainSpam: Okay, we're at least three for three on getting SOMEBODY...
SomebodyNowhere: true meaning of christmas: killing trees
JocelyneAnne: I also have a PoliSci degree lol
Earthenone: i was torn between the puppy and the tree, since i did know the sons rough age
covo375: I see you matt
ginguskahn: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
iris_of_ether: Mood.
Pteraspidomorphi: 3?
corefluxx: 3
ButButTheJesus: student
MyBuddySuperfly: 3
Earthenone: 3
NotCainNorAbel: 2
Karfsma778: 3
chief_smeef: 2
FenrisSchafer: 2
DarkMorford: 3
TheWriterAleph: 3
Diabore: 2
IgnisDeus: Serge enjoys roasting
Muddy_Thunder: 2
Angreed66: 3
GDwarf: 2
WynterNyghtynGale: 2
thraximore: 2
asddsa28: 3
AtomicAlchemical: 3
PharaohBender27: 3
LarkSachrosis: 2
Mcgwee: 2
slopoppotamus: 3
KBKarma: 2
tehfewl: 3
MAPBoardgames: 2
StephenWillisArt: 2
TotallyNotaBeholder: 3 is so good though
MegaDosX: 3, straight up
ContingentCat: having a chronic illnes
rangerboy87: 2
JadedCynic: 2
baskwalla: Being Poor RIP
TherapyforNarwhals: Should I put the answer? It's really funny and surprising
call_me_Aras: 2
fracassio: 2
DeM0nFiRe: 3 might actually be true now :|
RandomTrivia: 3 seems reasonable for getting Beej
vellebastet: 3
NonUniqueGuy: 2
mowdownjoe: 2
rogerivany: 2
Cavemanhar: 3
saucemaster5000: 3
KharadBanar: 2
KBKarma: Whichever we pick, not 1.
sydnius: 3
Brozard: 3 is great
ashteranic: garbage man, iirc.
NewtyNewts: I know this, I think
covo375: 3 for the lols
TemporallyAwry: 3 will get sympathy votes
lamina5432: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
TheMerricat: 2
chief_smeef: chat's very split lol
quasi79fu: i like going against grain...i said 3
DoodlestheGreat: At THIS time? It's Conservative talk radio host...
saucemaster5000: honestly, these ain't great
UnkeptFlea: 4
SomebodyNowhere: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #1171: "It's 10 o'clock somewhere." —Beej [2015-11-28]
Easilycrazyhat: oh yes 3. That
ButButTheJesus: 3
PharaohBender27: 3 is the "Oh wait, that actually scans" option
Easilycrazyhat: 's perfect
underhill33: I do, too
covo375: Not that answer, too real
holidayMD: Don't they have a show about this?
LarkSachrosis: Immediately dangerous, or long-term?
Spacecarl: hey I remember them getting this one before
Biggjudicem: 3 seems funiest
KBKarma: PoliSci poidcast?
Earthenone: poly sci degrees are the gateway to internet comedy
KBKarma: *podcast
JadedCynic: those aren't "jobs"
LarkSachrosis: Micromorts are kind of a thing.
azureHaights: Are you PoliSci? You have to tell me if you're PoliSci
electra310: I minored in political science
MegaDosX: Keep in mind we want people to think our answer is correct so they pick it
LarkSachrosis: oof
Haroldholmes25: oof
johnalogue: I crashed and burned before I could get my degree
NewtyNewts: Some real oofs here
TheMerricat: why so many garbage collector jobs
DeM0nFiRe: I am pretty sure I fell for someone's lie
Spinnicus: Beej cut their hair? Looking fly
underhill33: Logger would have been a good one
ContingentCat: it's the opposite of a job
RockPusher: Sanitation Worker or "Sanitation Worker"?
Twilight_Spark: Gottem.
TemporallyAwry: huh ... did the stats on presidents go down in the last 20 years?
Shadwhawk: Oh, dammit, I realized the actual correct answer after I already clicked
chief_smeef: LUL
MegaDosX: Oh my god
corefluxx: THE BEEJ AT HOME!
KBKarma: Beej == Nelson?
TehAmelie: i think logging is the most deadly profession in the world
CaptainSpam: Beej, let us scan your shirt for the barcode in the stripes.
RandomTrivia: He DID describe himself as "Beej at home"
ZackTheCatKing: Beej sllips off lips
Bionull: Screen printing the true most dangerous job
KBKarma: Oh.
KBKarma: Shame, that.
TherapyforNarwhals: President, surprisingly
micalovits: So, how many here knows this from CCP grey?
Starveboy: sales
Easilycrazyhat: Also, nice haircut, Beej. Very snappy!
Mister_BlueSky: Pilots would have been actually pretty up there.
sirspate: Nelson, the beardy bespectacled beej
KBKarma: Oh!
kookaburra_85: So Political Science degree is the first stepping stone for comedic streaming?
SomebodyNowhere: the joke is it says Period right below that
KBKarma: I forgot about that!
JadedCynic: oh right...*statistically*
ContingentCat: Ah I thought I recognized that diagram on Nelly's shirt
LittleVesuvius: thank you Nelson
Spacecarl: The key to this one is statistics
johnalogue: Independent candidates ain't in danger, nobody cares about em
RandomTrivia: #Drift!
Shadwhawk: 8/45 presidents have died in office!
PharaohBender27: Serge and Olivia got me!
DeM0nFiRe: I fell for this beacause of Deadliest Catch lol
ButButTheJesus: Serge and Olivia got me
LittleVesuvius: omg is it really what i think it is
KBKarma: Looks like it.
Brozard: @ButButTheJesus No, the Discovery Channel got you
RockPusher: The CGP Grey video -
KBKarma: YUP
TheWriterAleph: ohhh STATISTICALLY, i get it
iris_of_ether: O_O
RandomTrivia: Welp
KBKarma: Oh.
Saxpython: BibleThump
dukeofbread: we'll get him next time
Pteraspidomorphi: FInally got one right
TheAinMAP: 46
underhill33: 4 of 44 men
WynterNyghtynGale: booo
johnalogue: Deadliest catch isn't *in* America, I guess
Easilycrazyhat: aww, no one said sales? XD
laikagoat: our streak
slopoppotamus: More than 10%
ContingentCat: dang statistics
Twilight_Spark: Ehh, that's terribly bad interpretation of statistics.
LittleVesuvius: ohhh right ok stats
LarkSachrosis: Numbers lie
underhill33: er 45
Shadwhawk: If you go -per year-, it's more like loggers or crab fishers
CaptainSpam: Okay, okay, fair...
KBKarma: Tastistically.
MAPBoardgames: Who voted 3? Get in the sea!
Ubiki: that really depends on what statistic you look at
Brozard: More than 2 Beej
chief_smeef: i thought loggers were the most dangerous, cause logging is, like, SUPER dangerous
Cephallope: Statistically speaking, every president died eventually
ckupf: Four out of 46
ashteranic: sample size is a little low
SentientRatKing: yeah boo
DeM0nFiRe: Ian pls dont end up on a list lol
SquareDotCube: 4. Three assassinations, one by illness
sirspate: surely death row inmate is second
LittleVesuvius: uh
Boon_33: 1 died to bad water
Darleysam: logchamp!
WynterNyghtynGale: everyone that said 3 in to the black hole
RandomTrivia: LogChamp?
TemporallyAwry: Agreed Ian LuvHearts
ani_laurel: I think its waste management
JadedCynic: more than 'a couple' Serge
kdefinition: that's kind of an abuse of statistics
chief_smeef: LogChamp
dukeofbread: 1
HadesLeprechaun: if you become president, there is about a 8-10% you'll die in that job
NotCainNorAbel: 1
Earthenone: 1
corefluxx: 1
Sibwow: fawkin
LithelyUnshod: 45. Cleveland's in there twice
RomanGoro: We don't know how many times the president was told to get the F out of somewhere because there's murderers around either
TheMerricat: Wil ricker
thmanwithnoname: 1
TheWriterAleph: 2? LUL
LarkSachrosis: 1
empyreon: 1
RandomTrivia: I love 3
Haroldholmes25: 1
johnalogue: yeah the statistic over TIME has to matter as much over volume
KBKarma: 1
ButButTheJesus: 1
MegaDosX: Definitely 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
TotallyNotaBeholder: gotta be 1
AtomicAlchemical: 1
Nuha: 1
YeetTheRich_: 2
Mcgwee: 1
LittleVesuvius: went with 1
LackingSanity_: 1
saucemaster5000: 1
JadedCynic: 3
Karfsma778: easily 1
fracassio: 1
kdefinition: Lies, damn lies, and statistics
DoodlestheGreat: 1
ContingentCat: I think I heard crab fishing used to be but they added some regulations and such now it's much safer
PharaohBender27: @Shadwhawk Yeah, but one of them was a guy being all "I'm so tough and manly I'll make my inaugural speech in pouring rain without a coat or umbrella!" and he immediately got pneumonia
Ciijay: Loggers my doggers
asddsa28: 1
Spinnicus: I laughed at 2
slopoppotamus: 1
dangerous_safety: 1
NonUniqueGuy: I got to go with 3
DeM0nFiRe: 3 is funny but 1 is slightly believable
RandomTrivia: 1 seems more likely to get people
rdbaron102: Headlines LUL
Boon_33: 3
PerplexedPensive: 1
Brozard: I like none of these options
IgnisDeus: 1
CaptainSpam: 3 would be informative, but 1's gotta be it.
NewtyNewts: Peanuts characters!
RomanGoro: 1 is specially funny for me as an argentine :)
PharaohBender27: 2
SomebodyNowhere: not great options
ani_laurel: 2 would be very difficult to do
LarkSachrosis: Has #2 even been around for 10 years?
LittleVesuvius: and yeah over time i was like "i cannot buy that president is right"
Tangsm: And more than that have been shot.
covo375: SO GOOD!
rencolthar81: Hey Zeus
PharaohBender27: Wait, I meant 1
ZackTheCatKing: Beej why'd you cut the hair? I like it both ways, but did you just get tired of it?
raulghoulia: 4 assassinated, 4 natural
ckupf: Lincoln Garfield McKinley and JFK
LittleVesuvius: yes
slopoppotamus: Taylor, Lincoln, Garfield, Kennedy
RockPusher: McKinley
mowdownjoe: Can 2 work in that timeframe?
laikagoat: mckinley
GDwarf: Garfield was assassinated, wasn't he?
covo375: Victor Garber was in the first run
PharaohBender27: Garfield
Haroldholmes25: McKinley
JadedCynic: another died in office from a headcold
ani_laurel: McKinley was assasinated
Haroldholmes25: Harrison
TheTruePhantomAngel: Ty for bringing it up Michelle. It is very good.
KWardJenx: McKinley, Lincoln, Kennedy
PharaohBender27: Also McKinley
LittleVesuvius: then Garfield and McKinley
jessieimproved: Mr Garfield got shot down, shot down, shot down
ContingentCat: Yes Serge
TheDailyMapleSyrup: also attempts
LittleVesuvius: Garfield got assassinated!!
MrPipboy3000: James Garfield was assisnated
prince_infidel: 4 assassinations
MegaDosX: Eight of them according to Wikipedia
IgnisDeus: 4 assianated
Sibwow: baby nuttta hypeeeee
Karfsma778: there was also Franklin Roosevelt who died in office
Phailhammer: And there was one who was saved by a Canadian detective and his wife. lrrBEEJ
SquareDotCube: Harrison died to penumonia
JadedCynic: heck, didn't someone shoot at like 1/3 presidents
Easilycrazyhat: dear lord these answers
DigitechWire: william henry harrison i believe gave himself pneumonia
ani_laurel: Canada has had 2 assasinations ever, never a PM
sirspate: If they died in office, how do you know it wasn't an assassin tho
KWardJenx: Others shot and survived.
PharaohBender27: Yes, Garfield was shot, though he didn't die immediately from it
ladyjessica: I died in 30 days
eric_christian_berg: McKinley was shot here, in scenic Buffalo.
chief_smeef: street food? it says chile, not chili
kookaburra_85: I think there has been like 5 Australian Prime Ministers that have died in office.
LittleVesuvius: Garfield got shot and didn't die immediately
RechargeableFrenchman: Wasn't FDR still in office when he died
MAPBoardgames: I think I'm getting goozled, but I'm picking it.
azureHaights: Clues regarding the murder of his wife, whomst he loves
quasi79fu: one is from amovie
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL 80 tattoos of all the icons of computer peripherals
HadesLeprechaun: DBZ scenes for SURE
SentientRatKing: I think one died of illness
Tantaburs: Teddy got shot and finished his speech
NewtyNewts: Nelly got shot!
Muddy_Thunder: It's a common misconception, but that's only one tattoo of Julia Roberts smiling.
DeM0nFiRe: We lost a lrrNELSON
ContingentCat: so was Teddy Kennedy, he was shot during a speech and kept going
thraximore: Did Nelson become the American President?
TheWriterAleph: @LoadingReadyRun is Ian gettin inked?
Astramentha: “His wife whomst he loves” is so wholesome 🥺
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe Oh no!
omdorastrix: @LoadingReadyRun 80 tattoos of computer data connectors?
LithelyUnshod: Harrison
laikagoat: nice ian
sirspate: Beej is back. wait.
underhill33: WH Harrison died a month iin
NotCainNorAbel: harrison
JadedCynic: @SentientRatKing William Henry Harrison, died after like 14 days?
slopoppotamus: 3 hour speech in the snow without a coat
Easilycrazyhat: I don't think dying of illness should count towards being "dangerous".
ladylinzington: I know about WHH because of the Simpsons
rrtycoon2: Zachary Taylor.
LightingExpert13: @LoadingReadyRun omg that would be so interesting. True history there.
TheTruePhantomAngel: Jackson was also almost assassinated but saved by...Davey Crockett.
electra310: Garfield someone really hated, cause he was assassinated, Chester arthur gets instated, four years later he was traded!
coachNelly: i see you sirspate
insanecat6mtg: Did we lose Nelly?
Mai_Andra: In grade school, we memorized the list of President's names, but nothing about anything they did.
TheAinMAP: Pneumonia.
micalovits: Even just the ones that got shot is a very high % of presidents
CaptainSpam: THE TWOFER!
Easilycrazyhat: yeah!
SomebodyNowhere: oooh
Boon_33: I thought Harrison died due to the white house well being contaminated?
DeM0nFiRe: We got two!
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: GOTTEM
underhill33: YEAH
dukeofbread: x2
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
RandomTrivia: YEAH TWO
thraximore: THE TWOFER
empyreon: YEA
NonUniqueGuy: GOT EM
chaselazuli: we could make it 5
chief_smeef: got 2 of em!
Haroldholmes25: We got two!
DoodlestheGreat: NICE!
Ubiki: got 2!
ContingentCat: Gottem!
TheAinMAP: Two!
Voidhawk42: Four assassinated? Rookie numbers! Pump them up!
SomebodyNowhere: wat?
LithelyUnshod: Still, 4/45 is a high percentage
PharaohBender27: That would be Harrison, Michelle. The other "died soon into office" was Garfield being shot like 6 months into his term and dying from that a few weeks later
slopoppotamus: WHY
rangerboy87: 2 of em!
underhill33: Jesus
mowdownjoe: WE ARE ON FIRE
Shadwhawk: "Only"...that's still almost 9%!
Brozard: oof
toenolla: That guy is from Texas
ButButTheJesus: Serge got me
chief_smeef: that's so creepy!
PharaohBender27: Got it!
NotCainNorAbel: that is creepy
SomebodyNowhere: ian nooo
DarkMorford: WHEELER
empyreon: haaaaaaaaaaaaa
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
JadedCynic: 4/46 have been assassinated
rangerboy87: Weird
grimshade: dang that was my intial feeling
johnalogue: @LithelyUnshod yeah but over centuries of time?
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Spinnicus: Bears!
JadedCynic bows
DigitechWire: i'm sorry, INBREEDING?
Haroldholmes25: Inbreeding?
MegaDosX: 4/46 is 8.7%, which is a high percentage of a profession to get killed
DeM0nFiRe: LUL\
Haroldholmes25: Oh I know this one
DoodlestheGreat: 1
KBKarma: 1
dukeofbread: uhhh
Karfsma778: Olivia, Even with just FOUR assassinations, that's still 1 in 11. That's very nearly 10%, which is very very high
mulligan2six: 1
tehfewl: 3
Spinnicus: 2
Voidhawk42: 1
NotCainNorAbel: 1
Easilycrazyhat: 2 is funny
MehallD: 3
mowdownjoe: 3
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I know this one I think
johnalogue: Inbreeding? We're still on world leaders?
slopoppotamus: 1
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Head [fawn]
Mcgwee: oh these folk
Dog_of_Myth: 1
fracassio: 3
WynterNyghtynGale: 1
corefluxx: 1
Boon_33: 3
dukeofbread: 3
LinearGif: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you Troublesome Creek
ContingentCat: 3
chief_smeef: 3
electra310: 1
Pteraspidomorphi: 1 is possible
SomebodyNowhere: 1 sounds like it could be real
asthanius: Don't tell me you Fugate about them
Earthenone: troublesome creek natives
rogerivany: 1
PharaohBender27: 1
electra310: I think I know this too
rangerboy87: My state doing me proud (ugh)
djalternative: I know the real answer for this!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: forgotten
tajessa: oh I think I know this one
NonUniqueGuy: 1 is most likely to fool
Karfsma778: 1 is possible, 3 is funny
NewtyNewts: The Fuggit family?
Sibwow: smurfism right
quasi79fu: i think i know this answer
Easilycrazyhat: Is this the "The Hills Have Eyes" family?
MehallD: @djalternative big same
Voidhawk42: !findquote inbred
Boon_33: @dj ditto
LightingExpert13: i think i know the real answer.
Tantaburs: 1 for points 3 for laughs
NDCazzy: tray of pizza?
MAPBoardgames: Have humans been domesticated?
sydnius: the what now
Dumori: Same surname.
azureHaights: The Fugue State family
TheTruePhantomAngel: To be fair, Crockett hated Jackson, and only saved him cause he didn't think anyone should be killed like that. lol
DeM0nFiRe: You guys cost less to cast for each pizza on the battlefield?
dukeofbread: it's between 1 and 3, tough one
corefluxx: Vestigial tails
iris_of_ether: It's not delivery, it's De-jinbreeding(tm)
BoBrinkman: in Kentucky it's pronounced "few git"
vellebastet: 1
Sage0fMadness: LUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
TherapyforNarwhals: Pizza Pizza
onarampage: the coldest of takes
Mai_Andra: It's unsettling how often "deez nuts" works as a legitimate answer.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
chief_smeef: what's treatsa pizza?
Easilycrazyhat: XD "Being the worst" got me good.
ritchards: oh, I remember this, now I seen the option!
TherapyforNarwhals: Nelson calm down... you have a history with this?
LightingExpert13: yep, just as i thought.
electra310: Well, the one I thought was true is on here
MrOrion24: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
v_nome: Definitely agree, Nelson
SomebodyNowhere: a few decent answers
LarkSachrosis: Apparently we've found Nelly's line
Dumori: Nelly is correct
NotCainNorAbel: i should have read all of the answers
ButButTheJesus: did we get beej?
drfox17: You know, this is the first time I've noted Yuna's heterochromia
saucemaster5000: god I miss pub trivia...
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
HadesLeprechaun: oof
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
rangerboy87: 18% of US presidents died in office...4 assassinated, 4 of illness
thraximore: Nice lie, Ian
JadedCynic: so, 21 presidents have had assassination attempts on them out of 46, yeah, that sounds like a pretty severe vocational hazard
NonUniqueGuy: I figured it was Beej writing the Kiss one
raulghoulia: makes you a mutant
Karfsma778: it's very Anime
KBKarma: Anime OC Syndrome.
MegaDosX: Either two eyes with different colours, or patches of different colours in your eyes
LightingExpert13: wow
johnalogue: it is Kentucky
laikagoat: hey now, thats my home state
Cavemanhar: the blue mountain folk
YeetTheRich_: i saw the fugazi
ButButTheJesus: Olivia got me!
sirspate: does heterochromia come from absorbing your twin in the womb.
Sage0fMadness: Short for Buchanan Teeth
tehfewl: my FFVIX wol has heterochromia
Easilycrazyhat: huh, how strange.
ContingentCat: oh wow
dukeofbread: blue skin wat
thraximore: oh so that was real??? I thought that was a myth
TPRJones: also can be genetic
johnalogue: blue is from eating homeopathic silver
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: You don't know me, Ian
djalternative: lack of oxygen in the blood
rangerboy87: wow people...Kentuckian in the audience...and I though 12 Minutes was effed up
IgnisDeus: methemoglobinemia
LinearGif: Them blue blooded Kentucky aristrocrats
KBKarma: @tehfewl Are you a Mi'qote? Not judging, it's just apparently common.
Seth_Erickson: the origins of the blue man group Kappa
UWDJohn: Blue Bloods?
Luminaire_p: Oh, this one
DeM0nFiRe: There was actually a documentary song written about them by Eiffel 65
azureHaights: @johnalogue Really, eating homeopathic silver just makes you really well-hydrated
Diabore: 1
Luminaire_p: I apologize for my state
YeetTheRich_: uuhh
ContingentCat: 1
baskwalla: Ooo I know this one
Earthenone: who knew the blue man group had such a gritty origin story
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh I remember this one
drthvd3r: Wasn't this on a Feed Dump?
kakmize: 1
MehallD: 1
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 1
jdb399: Dont ear silver tho, its not good for you lol
kookaburra_85: Silver poisoning is more of a purple colour.
Sheikun07: 1
MAPBoardgames: 1
rogerivany: 1
Gnyrinn: Wasn't this on Feed Dump?!
NimrodXIV: 1 obviously
aerohydra: feed dump
Diabore: 10000% 1
mowdownjoe: 1?
JadedCynic: cyanosis?
Muddy_Thunder: 2
quasi79fu: im dead
slopoppotamus: 1
laikagoat: 1 slam dunk
Boon_33: 1
NonUniqueGuy: 1
Mindfire13: 1
RandomTrivia: Oh 1 absolutely
Mister_BlueSky: 1 for sure
WynterNyghtynGale: 1
PharaohBender27: 1
Saxpython: Netflix and Chill
tehfewl: 1
ButButTheJesus: 1
saucemaster5000: 1
LarkSachrosis: 1
chief_smeef: 1
dougma: sit and spin
fracassio: 1
asddsa28: 1 omg
Dog_of_Myth: 1
aerohydra: this was on feed dump
head_cannon: 1
JadedCynic: poor circulation?
Dmc3628: thanks John Oliver for this answer
toenolla: This was on Feed Dump so someone ought to get it
Sogheim: y'all'd've never met blue people?
MegaDosX: 1 made me cackle and it sounds true
rangerboy87: 1
rdbaron102: Don't relax and come LUL
AtomicAlchemical: 1
Boon_33: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I recall a Feed Dump with this very thing...
LightingExpert13: no children stay
Easilycrazyhat: 1
Sibwow: suck and fuck
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote lewd
LRRbot: Quote #7587: "Nothing lewd ever happens here." —Cori, while winking [2021-04-26]
NotCainNorAbel: suck and blow
NewtyNewts: "Suck it and Fugate"
Driosenth: It's south dakota, we aren't that clever
Earthenone: remember feed dump?
RandomTrivia: Placing my bet here that "Like and Subscribe" is one of them
Phailhammer: I feel like 1 is too obvious a lie, but it's too good not to pick. :D
saucemaster5000: this was on feed dump so no one who was on feed dump remembers anymore
chief_smeef: don't go fast and eat ass
Night_xD: dont 'fuck around' and 'find out' ?
SentientRatKing: wax on and wax off
Darleysam: "eff around" "find out"
MrPhlip: Keep calm and carry on
Spinnicus: Don't hog and champ
thraximore: don't hog and champ
johnalogue: we have faith in your creativity
JadedCynic: feed dumpers reuinte!
TherapyforNarwhals: Don't flesh and blood
Mister_BlueSky: Netflix and chill.
RechargeableFrenchman: Don't Char and Belcher
ContingentCat: Don't Feed and Dump
thraximore: @ContingentCat LUL
PharaohBender27: OLIVIA
IgnisDeus: I"m from SD
rogerivany: I miss feed dup
SomebodyNowhere: just a little more asmr
MyBuddySuperfly: that OliviASMR
DarkMorford: I'm from North Dakota, I have no idea
toenolla: Don't This and Hat
Mai_Andra: Don't jack and twerk?
omdorastrix: Don't Midnight and Hunt
Luminaire_p: Also from the same ad group: Meth, we're on it
chief_smeef: LUL wheeler!
fastlane250: dont fake the funk and take a nasty dunk
MegaDosX: Man I love when Olivia's on LRR streams
FPNY41: nut and bolt
jdb399: OH I remember this feed dump!
RandomTrivia: LUL There are all amazing
Mortimew: riiiight... slippery roads
jdb399: I had to see it to remember
LarkSachrosis: More people should fuck around and find out
jessieimproved: I feel gross
dukeofbread: chat we got dis
LittleVesuvius: I have actually SEEN don't pump and dump
ButButTheJesus: katesGasm
LittleVesuvius: so...
jessieimproved: but can she do it
KaleidoscopeMind: some of these arent even euphemism
sydnius: fool around and fall in love
RandomTrivia: Rip Wheeler LUL
ButButTheJesus: katesGasm katesGasm katesGasm
MAPBoardgames: laynaBlush
PharaohBender27: katesBlush
iris_of_ether: :D
JadedCynic: DO IT
SomebodyNowhere: good times
dukeofbread: RIP Wheeler
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Saxpython: VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
johnalogue: don't do crypto
LarkSachrosis: oh my
Raiger: We got the fun police here
SnackPak_: you're not my dad
sirspate: you never let me do anything fun
RandomTrivia: WOAH
chief_smeef: big dab!
NewtyNewts: Insert Shea laBeef here
Brozard: rytronBonk katesBonk2 rytronBonk katesBonk2 rytronBonk katesBonk2 rytronBonk katesBonk2 rytronBonk katesBonk2 rytronBonk katesBonk2
gnome_friend: geminitayIntenseDAB
ButButTheJesus: Olivia got me again! and Ian
YeetTheRich_: I love how drink and fuck isn't even close to an euphemism LUL
Styxseus: Oh wow
xantos69: can't read things like that! Its too hot for TV!
f_tan_theta: it's gotta be suck and spit for siphoning?
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Bratmon: Don't Drive and Drive
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Bratmon! (Today's storm count: 203)
エクセル: A few people missed the part where it needs to be believably non-sexual
thraximore: a gasoline thing, maybe
Seagulyus: oh god this isn't the answer, but this is the same state that had "Meth. We're on it." as a goddamn slogan
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: Hey we got one!
CaptainSpam: Woo!
MikoKisai: gottem
MegaDosX: Gottem!
NonUniqueGuy: GO IAN!
drfox17: @f_tan_theta or for public spitting of tobacco?
Brozard: Beej Lite
Rhynerd: Thanks, Ian!
toenolla: gottem
Saxpython: FBtouchdown
DoodlestheGreat: Gotcha Ian
rangerboy87: Bam!
TheAinMAP: Ian this time!
thraximore: we've got someone each round so far!
ContingentCat: Got Ian!
RandomTrivia: Suck and Spit could have been about sucking gasoline I suppose
Ubiki: weve been doing good tonight
Mai_Andra: I expect "jerk and drive" due to old soda shops.
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown
Luminaire_p: I mean, the actual truth is that South Dakota meant for it to sound sexual to get attention?
slopoppotamus: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
Haroldholmes25: jerk and drive
rangerboy87: Jerk and Drive
YeetTheRich_: what does that mean?
DeM0nFiRe: what
SomebodyNowhere: wat
LittleVesuvius: is it seriously drink and fuck
ContingentCat: wat
MegaDosX: What on earth did they intend it to mean?
PharaohBender27: I got it!
SnackPak_: what does jerk mean here?
slopoppotamus: W A T
chief_smeef: jerk like jerk the wheel around?
baskwalla: Driving in the snow
kdefinition: what did the jerk mean here?
ButButTheJesus: wat
aerohydra: it gets icy
drthvd3r: Don't jerk the wheel when sliding on ice.
Luminaire_p: It was for icy roads
blip2004: don't jerk the wheel on icy roads
Muddy_Thunder: like jerk the wheel
MegaDosX: Olivia wins!
KBKarma: Don't eat jerky?
Its_VeeBot: Don't eat chicken
thraximore: THAT'S what they couldn't foresee?
TheMerricat: North Dakota is very icy in the winter they didn't want you to jerk your steering wheel
ZackTheCatKing: Don't "be" a jerk?
ContingentCat: how is that not a euphanism?
dukeofbread: LUL
Mortimew: Kum & Go is a gas station chain in MO
quasi79fu: serges brain malfunctioned
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
IgnisDeus: Dont Jerk the wheel on icy roads
SomebodyNowhere: serge!
Gnyrinn: That was on Feed Dump back in the day!
johnalogue: that doesn't sound especially dangerous
Tantaburs: They didn't want people driving with beef jerky
RandomTrivia: SERGE
LarkSachrosis: Don't worry about it
Xan_The_Quiet: lotta people making jamaican cuisinbe while driving, i gues
LittleVesuvius: context pls
Saxpython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
MolaMolaphant: kum & go is just a convenience store... there's one on the corner.. it's disturbing
Styxseus: Pfff LUL
chief_smeef: SERGE
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Violent lane changes
RandomTrivia: !findquote phrasingg
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
toenolla: serge...
TPRJones: It was an anti-road rage message, i.e. "don't be a jerk while driving"
Dog_of_Myth: SERGE
sydnius: LUL
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
mowdownjoe: PHRASING
NonUniqueGuy: After that game, Serge....
Shadwhawk: State officials announced Friday they’re pulling a public safety ad campaign entitled “Don’t Jerk and Drive,”’ designed to discourage people from jerking on the road, something young men in particular are most likely to do. “Jerking,” of course, is the habit of overcorrecting on icy roads by jerking the steering wheel back into place and not turning into the slide. What did you think it meant?
KBKarma: Wait, are we still doing phrasing?
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
DeM0nFiRe: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
RandomTrivia: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #7030: "I love the phrase 'Explosion bed hole'." —Serge [2020-06-30]
IgnisDeus: Icy roads and Jerking the wheel
NDCazzy: GG Olivia way to come from behind...
Haroldholmes25: overcorrecting on icy roads
ButButTheJesus: katesGasm
grimshade: omg serge looool
SomebodyNowhere: !quote olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
loki_lxix: wut she came from behind
JadedCynic: CUM & GO is a gas station chain in the midwest
laikagoat: oh cinnamon roll serge
TherapyforNarwhals: SERGE NO
dukeofbread: signal before you jerk
LittleVesuvius: so, uh, my field? has Pump and Dump warnings
SnackPak_: lrrWOW Ian
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS
PhoenixMelior: Dammit serge
PharaohBender27: Of course lrrIAN would say that
Angreed66: not on ice
johnalogue: @Shadwhawk teaching car control gets you arrested now, what do you expect?
SentientRatKing: No it isn't Ian
eric_christian_berg: It's only polite.
IgnisDeus: @JadedCynic it's Kum & Go
BearcatJack: Kum & Go
Easilycrazyhat: Everyone should have a jerking sponsor.
Driosenth: Ian, you don't know just how few people in South Dakota even know their car even has indicators
JadedCynic: Icy roads
RandomTrivia: BENJAMN
eric_christian_berg: Masturbation break?
YeetTheRich_: ok then
Mister_BlueSky: If you jerk and drive you create 2 messes.
KBKarma: I thought it had to do with that awful not-biltong thing called jerky.
SomebodyNowhere: wooooow
RandomTrivia: IAN HORNER
jessieimproved: wheeler segues ftw
KBKarma: And now, I go to bed.
NewtyNewts: Nice one IAN
chief_smeef: LUL
YeetTheRich_: yooooo
magical_writer: Thank you Ian.
chief_smeef: WHEELER
eric_christian_berg: Jerk box?
KanisGamesTV: LOL
NonUniqueGuy: damn, Wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
WynterNyghtynGale: wheeler no!
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3443: "Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin" —Cori [2016-09-19]
gnome_friend: !findquote jerk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
cutaos: Hwow that was good
Driosenth: DAMN Wheeler,
ritchards: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
MrPhlip: ERmagerd, Jerk Box
NimrodXIV: scream
WynterNyghtynGale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
JadedCynic: @magical_writer not where icy roads are common
ritchards: and this is BEFORE the last filthy round...
thraximore: Everyone sounds so... exerted umbraSmile
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
johnalogue: "mobility" startups need to go the way of the segway CEO
KBKarma: Wait, is this a remix *by* chipzel, or a remix *of* chipzel?
NewtyNewts: Ah, the remix of my favourite BGC song
KBKarma: @NewtyNewts Thank you, that means *by* chipzel.
NewtyNewts: It's a remix of Sevcon, I would expect by Chizel
NewtyNewts: ^ yeah, that
JadedCynic: @johnalogue heck, 3/4 of ALL startups need to be...out-evolved from the gene pool
Dog_of_Myth: coxJam
KBKarma: Yeah. I've managed to get several people who don't listen to chiptunes into them just be recommending Chipzel.
KBKarma: *by
JadedCynic: (since that ratio are in fact either techbros reinventing things to be bigots, or just outright scams)
TheMerricat: where are you all seeing the song titles?
KBKarma: Anyway, good night... or morning. Oh gods.
Mister_BlueSky: My go-to recommend is some amount of Anamanaguchi.
chief_smeef: nyannBlankies nyannBlankies
KBKarma: @TheMerricat Turned up at the very start of the ad break.
gnome_friend: BOX BOX BOX
chief_smeef: @KBKarma have good sleep!
KBKarma: @Mister_BlueSky I'm not a big fan of their most recent stuff. Though Miku is real good.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And a lot of frequent fans that just know the songs
Earthenone: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #3337: "Get in the party box!" —Ian [2016-08-31]
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Do not punch your teammate.
dukeofbread: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheMerricat: @kbkarma ah thanks, thought I was going blind for a second
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat Yeah, I've wished I could see the song name partway through sometimes
Williams4jesus: what?
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Agitate the hole.
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
Gnyrinn: So, fun fact. Not only was South Dakota story on Feed dump back in the day, but Serge was a on that episode.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #656: "That penguin and that dog are gonna fight... or lrrEFF !" —Beej [2015-09-07]
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: This is not a Venga Bus of honor. No interstate free disco is commemmorated here. No traffic lights are burning here. The danger is to the body, if you like to party.
thraximore: @LRRbot when did THIS get added to the bot? LUL
NonUniqueGuy: !badadvice
LRRbot: Touch the minecart hoppers.
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote holes
LRRbot: Quote #7030: "I love the phrase 'Explosion bed hole'." —Serge [2020-06-30]
PharaohBender27: @Gnyrinn And when did that episode air? LRRfolks don't have a limitless memory for their own content :p
TemporallyAwry: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:34:35. lrrSPOT
NewtyNewts: That... doesn't seem right.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !Quote cam
LRRbot: Quote #6814: "Froggy Visor guided me here." —Cameron [2020-03-10]
Williams4jesus: @lrrbot is giving out quotes without references?
PhoenixMelior: Updog
dragonbretheren subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dragonbretheren! (Today's storm count: 204)
PhoenixMelior: Its right in dog time
NewtyNewts: Ah. lol
gnome_friend: @Williams4jesus the older quotes don't have context
MegaDosX: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:10.
SomebodyNowhere: back in the day the less the context the more likely they'd be added
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: A lot of quotes don't have context. And that improves many of them
SomebodyNowhere: !quote 69
LRRbot: Quote #69: "Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied." —Cameron [2015-03-27]
PhoenixMelior: Correct
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #7298: "If you don't have cookies I don't care about you." —Cori [2020-10-21]
PhoenixMelior: I wonder how many theyve purged
PharaohBender27: Also, isn't there an ongoing Discord project to find the contextual footage for each quote?
Gnyrinn: @PharaohBender27 I just looked it up, and I got a reminder of the passage of time. That was almost 7 years ago.
PhoenixMelior: !quote 4545
PhoenixMelior: A fair few it seems
AtomicAlchemical: !quote dale
TemporallyAwry: !findquote mistake
LRRbot: Quote #6356: "I had to trust all of you and that was a mistake." —Heather [2019-08-22]
drewm1022: Time for Split the Room?
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #6436: "There's no reason not to tell Dale." —Ian [2019-09-30]
sirspate: I wonder how Big Giant Circles is doing these days..
gnome_friend: Big and Giant
gnome_friend: Probably circular
gnome_friend: lrrCIRCLE
Williams4jesus: lol
StephenWillisArt: oh this music is making me nostalgic for Theme Park World
TemporallyAwry: Something about cookies?
SomebodyNowhere: !gant
MAPBoardgames: I want a Dice Friends shirt that says "Tell Dale" on the back.
drewm1022: Logic checks out
PharaohBender27: @PhoenixMelior Might I ask what quote 4545 was?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: There are a lot of good Cam and Cori quotes in there, and the lack of context improves them, because they can be extremely weird.
gnome_friend: Ian is the champion of Out of Context
Juliamon: That all said, we *can* add information to quotes if absolutely necessary... it's just a lot of extra work
SomebodyNowhere: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #2770: "Edmonton is very securely attached to the crust of the planet." —Cori [2016-06-11]
PhoenixMelior: @pharaohbender27 an old quote of mine that was too perfect for words
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #5085: "There's lots of hiding places inside of people." —Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
NonUniqueGuy: !quote Serge
SomebodyNowhere: quality old quotes
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yup
fastlane250: !quote 7767
TheMerricat: !findwuote phrasing
Juliamon: I use 4545 all the time
TemporallyAwry: I need to rewatch Trouble in Paradise. It was really good.
Saxpython: music stops, giggles incomming
PhoenixMelior: Thank you Juliamon
dukeofbread: !quote Beej
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
Ritaspirithntr: @temporallyawry same!
SomebodyNowhere: r u o k
ButButTheJesus: am Wheeler ok
TheMerricat: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #7431: "They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining." —Ian [2021-01-03]
PharaohBender27: !quote 4545
coachNelly: lrrFINE
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
Juliamon: PhoenixMelior It was incredibly prescient, 45 being the previous US president and all
NonUniqueGuy: Nice
vellebastet: PLS
lion_byte: strong return'
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 7537
PhoenixMelior: @juliamon right?!
NewtyNewts: Yeah, Trouble in P4RA-DI5E was amazing
ButButTheJesus: i am broken too to be fair
Twilight_Spark: Savage.
NonUniqueGuy: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #6580: "James, everything about you makes me stressed." —Serge [2019-11-19]
LoadingReadyRun: code is: SVUS
ani_laurel: Trouble in Paradise might be my favourite Dice Friends
MAPBoardgames: This jackbox game is SvUS
PhoenixMelior: @pharaohbender27 it was “what happens on discord must go to #politics”
SomebodyNowhere: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7778: "Pretend like I'm a giant baby." —Wheeler [2021-09-18]
vellebastet: Olivia lrrHEART lrrHEART
MAPBoardgames: !sus
ButButTheJesus: timelord?
Biggjudicem: !findquote 4545
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NonUniqueGuy: Code seems a bit sus
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
PharaohBender27: @PhoenixMelior Ah
Juliamon: !quote 4545
LRRbot: Quote #4545: "What happens on discord must go to #politics." —PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
Haroldholmes25: wheelerBless
PhoenixMelior: Oh there it is
Muddy_Thunder: Was Jesus a good carpenter?
Ritaspirithntr: !quote dale
PhoenixMelior: Heck four years
Williams4jesus: !quote olivia
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrAWW
Juliamon: Mods get to ignore the LRRbot cooldown
benjamin_wheeler: @Muddy_Thunder no, he was the best
ritchards: Why would you say that Paul! lrrPAUL
SomebodyNowhere: !paul
JadedCynic: still good with those
chief_smeef: thanks paul
gnome_friend: @Muddy_Thunder He certainly wasn't a carpenter in his 30's, and his father was a "Techne" which could mean any kind of construction worker
MAPBoardgames: !lovepaul
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL gets dumped on so much in this game :(
A_Dub888: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #7557: "I will PREMIUM deliver your underwear." —Paul [2021-04-05]
ContingentCat: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
NewtyNewts: Big monetary policy
MegaDosX: Paul is a confirmed wizard
thraximore: must we, Ian?
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote paul
LRRbot: Quote #3000: "its tentacle time with Paul" —GapFiller [2016-07-16]
Twilight_Spark: I'm thirsty every day, but y'know this helps.
Dmc3628: set up them alleyoops
eric_christian_berg: Well, he is on r/fuckablecryptids
SomebodyNowhere: it is an old quote
PharaohBender27: DeathStranding!
annasaurus13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
annasaurus13: Yay! 16 Months! Thank you!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, annasaurus13! (Today's storm count: 205)
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:26.
sydnius: Squid1 lrrPAUL Squid4
Twilight_Spark: Death Stranding?
Karfsma778: Death Stranding?
Nigouki: Death Stranging?
Saxpython: @pharaohbender27 VoteYea
Spinnicus: Death Strangling?
SomebodyNowhere: who really wants to check the post apocalypse underwear
NotCainNorAbel: I always under my undergarments by the pound
NewtyNewts: Depth Landing
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Twilight_Spark: Bring back metal codpieces, problem solved.
NewtyNewts: Dense Planting?
dukeofbread: more truck more pound
lion_byte: it's the price to pay for the cake
SomebodyNowhere: asmr dump truck asses
Juliamon: That would be really nice tbh, it's such a pain finding nice underwear at a decent price, I would love to order bulk
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
SentientRatKing: Oh god the reasons why you need lots of underwear immediately are a dark canvas for the imagination
f_tan_theta: diners, drive-ins, and dumptruck asses
KWardJenx: once
ContingentCat: but just once so it's ok
Ubiki: which car he has a bunch
saucemaster5000: guy fieri genuinely great guy with a bad costume dept
thraximore: haha
DeM0nFiRe: wow
chief_smeef: i love that one comedian who did a bit like "guy fieri was shit on for years, and best i can tell, all he did was follow his dreams"
RandomTrivia: OH NO
thraximore: hehe
NewtyNewts: Wow Wheeler.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Muddy_Thunder: @chief_smeef Shane Torres
YeetTheRich_: jesus
RandomTrivia: AHHHHHHH
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ButButTheJesus: oh nooooooo
Kaaosa: i hate guy fieri on a personal level but that's just me
johnalogue: no
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
chief_smeef: @chief_smeef yeaaa thanks for reminding me
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: OH GOD
ButButTheJesus: wat
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Veraphage: This is where the fun begins
SomebodyNowhere: quite a variety
jessieimproved: i don't want to pick any of these on account of them making me feel bad
turbidpumpkin: Guy Fieri became ordained and officiated 100 LGBT weddings when Florida threatened to create discriminoroty laws after the supreme court mandate in the states
Muddy_Thunder: @chief_smeef I'm a huge fan of a podcast that he frequently guests on.
Cephallope: "I have survivors guilt Mr Skywalker"
YeetTheRich_: welp
baskwalla: Ian
chief_smeef: @chief_smeef i'll need to check it out, always looking for good podcasts
johnalogue: Beej as a member of that future, yes
RandomTrivia: Welp
Gekyouryuu: I tumblr. can cofirm beej's claim
RandomTrivia: Nice job Nelson
LittleVesuvius: i missed Beej's claim and I feel like that's a good thing
Twilight_Spark: YOU THINK YOU KID
ButButTheJesus: Ep 3 actually
NewtyNewts: That's episode 2, I think
Karfsma778: it won so hard that Ian came in second
johnalogue: it was episode 3
Karfsma778: e3
TemporallyAwry: Episode 1 ... yup PrideLaugh
micalovits: Ummm, actually, that'ed be EP 3
LittleVesuvius: oh no
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote web
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
johnalogue: you never LEAD with the youngling murder
NewtyNewts: I'm the fake Star Wars fan!
dukeofbread: it's like Reddit but with standards
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #5880: "Uh oh...I need body parts!" —Ian [2019-03-10]
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Structure is different. You fill in the top part
RandomTrivia: "It's like Discord, but you have to refresh it manually"
A_Dub888: !findquote forum
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CaptainSpam: It's kinda like a subreddit but without all that pesky reddit.
fastlane250: I miss forums
vellebastet: Paul sykLaugh
sydnius: gopher 4 lyf
thraximore: What's the DEAL with airline jokes?
Mister_BlueSky: Several people are looking up how to use BBCode.
Muddy_Thunder: @chief_smeef All Fantasy Everything, they fantasy draft anything from malls, to disney songs, to breakfast cereal. It's a fun time
JadedCynic: a little older
Spinnicus: I remember being young and not knowing I had to refresh the page of a forum to see it update. I believed I had to post again to see any responses.
SomebodyNowhere: "Ive never been this old before" objectively true
ContingentCat: thay is how time works Ian
johnalogue: the sense of taste suffers at altitude everyone should know this by now
jessieimproved: nope
Khalahd: Non-newtonian figs?
JadedCynic: think AOL discussion rooms
fastlane250: Fig Oldtons
eric_christian_berg: Had a great fig jam with a charcuterie board yesterday.
SnackPak_: no at all
JadedCynic: that's always true Ian
ContingentCat: you want that big fig wasp braven10HEX
gnome_friend: !findquote wasp
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NotCainNorAbel: 11 days
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
johnalogue: wasps have nothing more to offer us, then
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Scorpions aren't good for dating.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Rhynerd: 11 days
ContingentCat: not far enough
TherapyforNarwhals: 11 days but closer enough
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler!
dukeofbread: 11+10 != 22
sirspate: ask how far we are off of covid19
thraximore: You're on the right track, wheeler :D
Saxpython: #TooSoon incomming
NonUniqueGuy: Off by one
johnalogue: 11 days
Karfsma778: 17 years far enough out
Earthenone: about 5 minutes ago?
incredulouspasserby: it's been pleeenty of time
ContingentCat: define perfectly
dukeofbread: Acid bite
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
iris_of_ether: OH NO
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL fionaLOL
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
ButButTheJesus: yup
MegaDosX: Wow
SnackPak_: woof
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
chrysaliss: talking about food is hard
johnalogue: OH NO
Haroldholmes25: wow
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
RandomTrivia: Oof
dukeofbread: lmao
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: FUCK
chief_smeef: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Haroldholmes25: Ooof
SnackPak_: dang
MegaDosX: Holy shit
YeetTheRich_: aww
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Brozard: am i pergant
SomebodyNowhere: wow
JadedCynic: "Heavy Skimming" is going to be a kink in 8 hours tops
Twilight_Spark: Well.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
johnalogue: YES YES YES
saucemaster5000: snaps!
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
PharaohBender27: Where's the lie, though!?
RandomTrivia: LUL
LarkSachrosis: Pregarnante?
sirspate: polisci joke
chief_smeef: lmaooo
LinearGif: I declare filibuster
f_tan_theta: poli sci nerds raging
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: There are all so fucking good
dukeofbread: Amazing
SomebodyNowhere: good options
NonUniqueGuy: So many good ones
quasi79fu: i only understood the humor of maybe two of them
JadedCynic: YES
Kaaosa: filibuster? hardly know 'er
bentropik subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
bentropik: 20 months? that's 2 decimal years!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bentropik! (Today's storm count: 206)
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
quasi79fu: gahd why cant i understand half of the things they are trying to reference???
Twilight_Spark: You're all FREE to consume AMERICAN NEWS.
dukeofbread: slam dunk!
JadedCynic: lot of good ones, but dayum
Sogheim: @Kaaosa x33nHKE
ani_laurel: Its possible to slow down Parliament but not at filibuster levels
rogerivany: Imagine traveling
sirspate: Nelly kickin ass.
Haroldholmes25: Wheeler and Nelly just absolutely dominating
Karfsma778: Ian's in third off of getting burned so well
SomebodyNowhere: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #2039: "YOU'RE a lot of mana." —Serge
ButButTheJesus: @rogerivany *shudders*
Wamut0mbo: Wheeler is so funny
LittleVesuvius: oh boy
thraximore: wheeler you said you weren't making a 9/11 joke :p
JadedCynic: nelly still killin it
SomebodyNowhere: that quote is so old it didnt get a date?
sirspate: matt and beej dancing
DarkMorford: What's the difference between a social network site and a social media site?
Juliamon: SomebodyNowhere Not necessarily, sometimes if we're in a hurry we miss the [time] field
PharaohBender27: @thraximore TSA existed before then, it just wasn't . . . as intensive
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: First was social media. This is social network. First was Twitter, this is facebook
mulligan2six: just don't jerk and drive
thraximore: @PharaohBender27 I was responding to the "crash and burn" comment LUL
gnome_friend: No jerking at desert bus
PharaohBender27: @thraximore lrrWOW
SomebodyNowhere: bus is coming
ContingentCat: olivia!
TemporallyAwry: Nobody duct-taped to the ceiling yet? Free space ;p
avi_miller: @darkmorford Twitter vs Linkdin
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
Juliamon: (I also explicitly omitted the time field for the Baxter quote because he's ALWAYS meowin')
Angreed66: "crash and burn" is just any traffic accident
MegaDosX: You know, I'd love to see Olivia make a guest appearance on the Desert Bus stream
TPRJones: TSA was started November 2001. Security before then was handled locally by the airports, I believe.
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy sword.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
SomebodyNowhere: oooof
DeM0nFiRe: oof
MikoKisai: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: oh no
chief_smeef: ouch
quasi79fu: excuse me???
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
NimrodXIV: OOF
quasi79fu: wellll
MegaDosX: Straightforward.
Sage0fMadness: breyaOTey breyaOTey breyaOTey
dukeofbread: ooof
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
MegaDosX: WOW
MyBuddySuperfly: D:
RandomTrivia: LUL
quasi79fu: OMg nooo
YeetTheRich_: ok now
Haroldholmes25: ooof
Boon_33: TSA has prevented this many terror attacks in 19.9 years: 0
laikagoat: fionaVoid
Haroldholmes25: uhhh
quasi79fu: ahahahahah
RandomTrivia: OH NO
MikoKisai: oof
quasi79fu: rude
RandomTrivia: WOW
MegaDosX: Holy crap
ButButTheJesus: AH
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
chief_smeef: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
SomebodyNowhere: ooooh
RandomTrivia: AHHHHHH
LittleVesuvius: rood
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
quasi79fu: ewwww
chief_smeef: THE CALLBACK
MegaDosX: Some of these are just destruction incarnate
head_cannon: HAHA
Pteraspidomorphi: Daaaaamn
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown THERE IT IS! FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: OH WOW
Haroldholmes25: double down
LittleVesuvius: THERE IT IS LMAO
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
electra310: Yesss
Veraphage: FBtouchdown
quasi79fu: wow serge
johnalogue: it us
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
quasi79fu: who is don draper??
MadWolf1290: "dot_gif.jpg"
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: This is a tough choice
JadedCynic: CALLBACKS!
head_cannon: "gif.jpg" is very strong.
CaptainSpam: Was a very skillful callback.
laikagoat: @quasi79fu from mad men
chief_smeef: _dot_gif is killing me
Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat here's that awesome thing Michelle made for DB
sirspate: wheeler's place must be fun around thanksgiving
randombillfolds: I do love that moist mouthfeel.
dukeofbread: talking moistly
ContingentCat: wow Serge
MegaDosX: Ian no
chief_smeef: that's a cool hedron!
RandomTrivia: Holy shit that hedron is incredible
MegaDosX: Yeah that's outstanding work
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 12 Nov 10:00 AM PST (50d, 15:40 from now)
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use the elephant gun.
Dmc3628: desert bus on the day of SMTV
Ubiki: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy milk.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
gnome_friend: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 12 Nov 10:00 AM PST (50d, 15:39 from now)
MadWolf1290: nice save michelle
RandomTrivia: And make sure you have a donor account :p
MegaDosX: God, 50 days? Where did the time go?
Earthenone: or at least a node owner account
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #2966: "Don't get trapped in my D!" —Ian, to James [2016-07-13]
ButButTheJesus: 7 weeks!
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX March
DarkMorford: Bid responsibly!
johnalogue: sooooon
GrashUriza: lol Bookmark avi.
Juliamon: MegaDosX Everyone kept insisting it was March until suddenly it was September
PharaohBender27: @MegaDosX It . . . drove away from us tqsSmug
dukeofbread: clippy's cousin
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian quotes are a joy
GrashUriza: Wish MS would bring back Clippy as a joke.
Spinnicus: I've only seen Wheeler's shaggy dog story from the Desert bus. Might have to join the stream just thanks to that.
TPRJones: Today is March 510th, 2020. :(
Earthenone: they should bill Clippy as the new cortana
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote nelson
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SomebodyNowhere: !quote nelly
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7491: "I have declared it's okay to be in love." —Nelson [2021-02-03]
RandomTrivia: @Spinnicus Think of it as a (VERY) longform improv podcast, with rotating guests
MegaDosX: Wow.
Saxpython: lol
gnome_friend: @Spinnicus oh it's one of the best weeks of the year
SomebodyNowhere: ooof
dukeofbread: OUCH
ButButTheJesus: OMG
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
quasi79fu: OMG
YeetTheRich_: ah I see
Rhynerd: lrrAWW
chief_smeef: LUL
Saxpython: NotLikeThis
jessieimproved: oh snap
underhill33: shiiiit
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: FUCK
micalovits: Yikes
PharaohBender27: @Spinnicus You mean the legendary horse joke?
RandomTrivia: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: ha
Haroldholmes25: oh no
ButButTheJesus: BEEF.
johnalogue: OH NO
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
rdbaron102: LUL YES LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL AMAZING
quasi79fu: huh???
chief_smeef: fuck up the sun!
dukeofbread: omg
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Saxpython: VoteNay
MyBuddySuperfly: wow
ButButTheJesus: NELLY NO
MikoKisai: noooo
MegaDosX: Oh no.
iris_of_ether: :O
RandomTrivia: NELSON
quasi79fu: what????
PharaohBender27: UM WHAT
Haroldholmes25: uhhhhh
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
Sniknob: NELSON
Spinnicus: @Spinnicus Yeah, that's the one!
YeetTheRich_: ouch
quasi79fu: Omg noooo
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: hahah
MegaDosX: So much butt stuff this round
quasi79fu: ahahhahahaha
Haroldholmes25: bless
ButButTheJesus: MOOSE. BEEF.
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh Ian
TotallyNotaBeholder: Was that adam there?
thraximore: hehehehe
Haroldholmes25: hahahaha
quasi79fu: uhhh
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Boon_33: lol
slopoppotamus: Since when did Serge join Adam at the gym?
KriegerSan: ! uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:21:47.
MegaDosX: These are great, but one of them gets my windmill slam vote
chief_smeef: ian, it includes the video games
CanvasWolfDoll: it's a loop
Twilight_Spark: You gotta watch it more than once to understand it?
Twilight_Spark: Only true fans.
dukeofbread: gotta knee the sun y'all
TemporallyAwry: You watch the sub and then the dub! PrideLaugh
jessieimproved: team olivia
MikoKisai: we're contrasting the dubs and the subs
Earthenone: you need to watch it three times
Ubiki: obviously your watching all the translation versions
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ContingentCat: katesLol
TristalMTG: I miss video games
MegaDosX: Oh wow
PharaohBender27: katesWot
RandomTrivia: OH NO
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MegaDosX: Is he in chat?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Wait what happens if you watch in English and Japanese so double viewing
JadedCynic: Granted
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Fried_Twinkie: oink oink
MegaDosX: Beej snakes it!
RandomTrivia: By a HUGE margin
bentropik: !beej
RandomTrivia: Well played Beej!
Brozard: Leaded Beej
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
JadedCynic: LUL
TemporallyAwry: lrrBEEJ > lrrBEEEJ
SomebodyNowhere: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #7520: "'Oh that's a terrible idea.' 'Yeah, let's do it.'" —Serge and James [2021-03-09]
TheAinMAP: lrrBEEEJ katesWin
MegaDosX: And then he fucking died in the lava
MAPBoardgames: Beej has been ejected.
bentropik: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #7159: "I was flirting with Beej, my bad." —Mikey [2020-08-26]
djalternative: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !quote ian
Pteraspidomorphi: How unexpected!
until_may: woeeee nice terminal joke wheeler yikes
PharaohBender27: Lash that quip!
MegaDosX: Chat how long until we get our first callback in Quiplash?
fastlane250: final quiplash
SomebodyNowhere: oooh good to know
PharaohBender27: katesLol
KriegerSan: ! badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
johnalogue: wait penultimate
ContingentCat: timely 2.5 hours late
CaptainSpam: Shame I've got a late-night work meeting.
gnome_friend: !findquote core gamers
LRRbot: Quote #7275: "Core gamers are 18-34, have disposable income, and love free 2-day shipping." —Fugi [2016-10-03]
embyrr_the_dragon: !advice
LRRbot: Avoid the Pew Pews.
chief_smeef: awww
YeetTheRich_: steam has had a rough week
NonUniqueGuy: The Game
SomebodyNowhere: awww
RandomTrivia: Awwwww
quasi79fu: what are games????
ButButTheJesus: awwww
DoodlestheGreat: Hide The Salami
LinearGif: Don't even talk to me until I've had my gaming
SomebodyNowhere: dont play game just win games
sirspate: I lost the game
blue_lore: Heros of Might and Magic? or a diffrent Hero's game??
JadedCynic: Oh come on Nelly, I bet Twitch will email me a notification tomorrow
ContingentCat: Cori's a special person
rdbaron102: COW MASK LUL
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #1837: "We recommend this anime, this anime, and this 1980s pornography." —Beej [2016-02-15]
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Which makes her a perfect match for lrrIAN !
ButButTheJesus: i, too, am lost
laikagoat: @blue_lore No More Heroes
CannedWolf: super lost as well.
LoadingReadyRun: the code is ZSEP
Ciijay: But No More Heroes is very MOEEEE
eric_christian_berg: Mmm, throbbing clay.
Sogheim: my favorite anime has always been Ronin Warriors. no need to watch another one.
gnome_friend: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #4593: "I have the power of God AND Anime on my side!" —Alex [2018-01-11]
Juliamon: Sogheim A good choice and you should feel good about it
Sogheim: @Juliamon I really do.
Spinnicus: I love the cactus
JadedCynic: "Even in a nebulous void, democracy matters"
MAPBoardgames: Otaku No Video has an interview of an English speaker, dubbed over in Japanese then subtitled back in English
insanecat6mtg: I think even a lot of big anime fans don't understand everything Ian references.
gnome_friend: El.
MikoKisai: @gnome_friend it might have been during Watch+Play?
TimIAm: It's from a Vine originally I think
Dmc3628: oh SAO
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames So, how did that work out?
HundreydAundre: No worries Ben. it'll halve context via chat later.
chrysaliss: ewwww SAO
sydnius: super milk chan taught me all I need to know
chrysaliss: ewwww
Spinnicus: Man, I wanna play Neverhood again seeing this
Ciijay: Was is L?
JadedCynic: @Sogheim please take no offense, but every time I see your username, I thnk "Stephen Sondheim is in the chat?" :)
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: dyslexia sucks :D
Dmc3628: Serge from experienc
MegaDosX: Wow
control_rig: First one, then the other
avi_miller: I got introduced to anime with Ranma 1/2
ContingentCat: one then the other works
MadWolf1290: why not both?
A_Dub888: Porque no los dos?
SomebodyNowhere: serge? what one was it
Rhynerd: One after the other, please
djalternative: SAO is great for the conversation it brings but is terrible in basically every other aspect
SomebodyNowhere: dat asmr
vellebastet: OLIVIA
DjinnBardel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
DjinnBardel: Eeeeey, Its Streakintime!
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bentropik: isekai as a genre is fun
TimIAm: Schmucker's Adult Jelly line
ButButTheJesus: oh my...
bentropik: but log horizon is far superior to SAO
PharaohBender27: katesLol
SomebodyNowhere: oooh it was serge
RandomTrivia: Yeah I believe that LUL
YeetTheRich_: LUL
control_rig: <3 Serge
JadedCynic: lupin III for me
Dmc3628: we believe serge
MegaDosX: Of course it did :p
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
johnalogue: @djalternative meat toboggan anyone?
mowdownjoe: LUL LUL
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown THERE IT IS! FBtouchdown
DoodlestheGreat: Teen spirit.
MAPBoardgames: The callback!
bentropik: SAO abridged is the correct way to watch SAO
NewtyNewts: Good backcall
HundreydAundre: Prayin' for WUT?!
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
Ubiki: tots and prairies
LinearGif: fifty thousand rats can't be wrong
rangerboy87: Quiplash...aka Callbacks the Game
Sogheim: wasn't there a SAO movie where they found a whale?
Twilight_Spark: The Senate?
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, that's the Senate Republicans.
neuroflare: HeyGuys
JadedCynic: lrrWOW sergeJustRight
ContingentCat: linining up for the guillitine
insanecat6mtg: Oh that was a mood, Serge.
johnalogue: Thoughts and Prayers is the government equivalent to "your call is very important to us"
Veraphage: chat king
Gekyouryuu: SAOA is amazing, yes
gnome_friend: B Hut
control_rig: Bhut
RandomTrivia: LUL
Saxpython: B
ButButTheJesus: wut
Mai_Andra: Rat King, fifty senators strong
HundreydAundre: BHUTT
Spinnicus: The Ratman forgives you... This time
lion_byte: B
HundreydAundre: xD
control_rig: Bhutt
Muddy_Thunder: bhut
Spacecarl: If only it was a C
quasi79fu: i dont get the first one
Tangsm: It's full of bees.
head_cannon: Brevity truly is the soul of wit.
Scarbble: b hut
GrashUriza: Bhutt!
Sibwow: i also said jabba the lmao
thraximore: That's a VERY good letter after all :D
Sage0fMadness: Bust C
SomebodyNowhere: Bhutt
HundreydAundre: Ben auto-wins omfghow!?
kusinohki: SAO wasn't that many episodes.... why did it get an abridged version??
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: don't insult rats like that
chief_smeef: B
dukeofbread: Chat weak to Bhutts
HundreydAundre: lawl
control_rig: Hahahaha
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RandomTrivia: @kusinohki Because it was VERY mediocre, and the abridged series makes it MUCH better
control_rig: 'cause I need work music
skysonglark: @RandomTrivia there are also like 5 seasons
Spinnicus: I liked the first arc of SAO, it just went downhill after the first game
Tangsm: Everyone.
johnalogue: @kusinohki it's not really about the length
MikoKisai: your actual dad
RandomTrivia: OH NO
rangerboy87: And Nelly sells it
vellebastet: NELSON
Harvest25: Mana Daddy = Serge
chief_smeef: hey daddy: make a note.
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
YeetTheRich_: daddy what is hentai?
RandomTrivia: "Hey Daddy, turn down the lights"
gnome_friend: !findquote daddy
LRRbot: Quote #3953: "Penelope, Daddy can't love you right now" —Kathleen [2017-02-08]
control_rig: Skin... crawling
Phailhammer: "Hey Daddy, play Despacito."
ContingentCat: Yes Wheeler
kusinohki: clearly, I have some sao research to do....
Ubiki: the first arc was an award winning short story then it became a series
MegaDosX: That's ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag
MadWolf1290: ummmmm
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Gekyouryuu: @kusinohki SAO is like 80+ episodes now, isn't it?
dukeofbread: Minecraft
empyreon: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ButButTheJesus: maaaatt daaamon
lion_byte: minecraft steve?
lion_byte: fjdlaskfjlksd
ContingentCat: yes that celebraty, minecraft
RomanGoro: This is going to be all of them voting for one and all of us voting for the other, right?
sydnius: SSSsss
laikagoat: it was
YeetTheRich_: lrrSERGE jlrrPunch
circusofkirkus: matt damon isn't a very good person
Sogheim: that was Matt Damon
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
RandomTrivia: WOAH
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
empyreon: LUL LUL LUL
RandomTrivia: THE SELF BURN
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
underhill33: Amazing
control_rig: HAHAHAHA
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: SERGE. YES.
chief_smeef: LUL
EldarLuin: Wow....
Dmc3628: Self BURN
TheAinMAP: PunchTrees lrrSERGE
JadedCynic: *squints*
electra310: AMAZING
AtomicAlchemical: suspiciously like matt damon
Dog_of_Myth: LUL FBtouchdown
kusinohki: @Gekyouryuu I'm only aware of like 26-50, but I'm a little out of touch
JadedCynic: yeah
Biggjudicem: Fell upon his own sword
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Sage0fMadness: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
Sogheim: if it's a box of red wine, I'm keepin' them
Mister_BlueSky: Exist.
CannedWolf: im in this photo and i dont like it.
dukeofbread: trying too hard
JadedCynic: omg my abdomen...ow...laughing too much
NotCainNorAbel: bugs, so many bugs
sirspate: why are there multiple forks
underhill33: Shotgunning a glass bottle is impressive
eric_christian_berg: Hey, EVERYTHING is better with a mariachi band.
TheAinMAP: panicBasket
johnalogue: more like shartcuterie
MegaDosX: Somehow Matt's was the most incendiary out of that, my god
WolfgangCloud: Serge is a Matt Damen & Ben Affleck love child
the_mirari: next time serge finds a way to kill james in minecraft "JESUS CHRIST IT'S JASON BOURNE"
dukeofbread: LMAO!
control_rig: HAHAHAH
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
JadedCynic: ouch on the left - stop calling me out like that
KanisGamesTV: LOL
ButButTheJesus: HOLY SHEET
electra310: HAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
Dmc3628: to the Americans in audience
empyreon: riffOK
MadWolf1290: what a word
MegaDosX: Krakablowa is outstanding
Saxpython: <3 :) <3
PharaohBender27: Also, Giuliani sure ain't silent
Sogheim: Krakablowa is the island in X-Men, right?
johnalogue: @PharaohBender27 yeah it's the opposite
MegaDosX: I mean, where is the lie?
saucemaster5000: geseundheit -- bless you Giuliani -- damn you
JadedCynic: such anomotopeia
Dmc3628: where doth be the lie there
Boon_33: and some drippy hairdye
NoTomToLose: Sound and fury, signifying nothing
CannedWolf: but it drips so, be careful
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
vellebastet: WHEELER sykLaugh sykLaugh
Shigamori: probably smells like a corpse
bentropik: that's a rich mental image Wheeler
johnalogue: not surprised
MegaDosX: Somehow doesn't surprise me
dukeofbread: fuzzy kitties
ButButTheJesus: d'awww fluffy kitties
Dmc3628: or anime
johnalogue: Samoyeds
RandomTrivia: Fluffy kitten palate cleanser time
Spinnicus: Fluffy calves are amazing though
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
MegaDosX: Matt was studying the blade
incredulouspasserby: while you were discussing that, I studied the blade
Nemo_Rasa: so much floof
Sogheim: ooh! think about corgis in hawaiian shirts
ContingentCat: good fluffy kitten babies
TPRJones: Just "dust and regret" isn't obscene enough to become a meme. How about "Guliana(noun): an orgasm composed entirely of dust and regret"
Juliamon: Don't make me link Squiggle again
sharkfinnigan: dejaesOwo dejaesOwo dejaesOwo
RandomTrivia: Enjoy this
MadWolf1290: Matt finished editing a video. LUL
Boon_33: there is no way that Gouliani showers, you don't get skin like that by using soap.
chief_smeef: chat's been skinner box trained, give us a callback and we click
MegaDosX: @TPRJones That was one of those sentences that just brought my mental process to a screeching halt as I tried to comprehend it. So thanks for that, but please no.
tehogwillie: awww, i missed most of the jackbox stream FeelsBadMan
laikagoat: @RandomTrivia fionaClap
control_rig: Ughhhh
insanecat6mtg: Such cute kitties!
ButButTheJesus: @RandomTrivia wookit that flooums
ButButTheJesus: *floofums
MAPBoardgames: huh?
RandomTrivia: @ButButTheJesus Right?
Mai_Andra: "Does it fit?"
LinearGif: That's why a bear can rest at ease
DoodlestheGreat: Safety Q?
dukeofbread: if they don't find a tree they find a human
Veraphage: fake tree
PharaohBender27: That's not what I see
Mai_Andra: I hear it's a ♫ bear necessity ♫
YeetTheRich_: vertigo?
satyropodobny: where are my Baloo stans at
Earthenone: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:15:00. lrrSPOT
MegaDosX: Laddie?
gnome_friend: !findquote intellectual
LRRbot: Quote #7047: "Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual." —Serge [2020-07-11]
Dmc3628: fetch me the car sherman
bentropik: !findquote poggifer