TehAmelie: funny story, i didn't actually have any idea what music was when Final Fantasy 6/3 hit me with its 60+ masterpieces. what a game
beowuuf: great to have something hit you on an entirely unexpected level like that beyond just the game
TehAmelie: The Awakening is still my absolute, by far, favorite piece of music ever done
TehAmelie: for the record, as it may be confusing, "Terra's Theme" is the main theme of the game, whereas Terra's theme itself is called "The Awakening"
TehAmelie: and also they use the same theme, in different and varied arrangements
beowuuf: listening to it, but of course without the context of the game
v_nome: I had to go look up which song that was but have the context of the game. Not bad, but not my jam. Trying to think what I would choose. Maybe Mog's Theme?
TehAmelie: here's an extremely good arrangement, at least until you've heard it 100 times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UER2C5HSbA
TehAmelie: for the record
TehAmelie: it doesn't have quite the staying power of a basic midi, i've found, but it can surely dazzle people who have heard nothing of the sort
LurkerSpine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 03:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
TehAmelie: but i should reiterate, it's only my favorite song in this world. i don't require people to like it
v_nome: Celes's Theme is not bad. But I can't decide if I just like it includes the opera. lol
TheMerricat: Good Evening chat! How's everyone doing today? Have you checked to see if you have any points?
beowuuf: sergeHi
v_nome: Oh no wait. Ok I now remember Slam Shuffle exists. That's my favourite
GapFiller: Dennis Hopper Dennis Hopper Dennis Hopper
GapFiller: Dennis Hopper
beowuuf: maybe some points came directly from nintendo
GapFiller: cant remember anything abt the actual episode cz Nintendo
TehAmelie: i'd also reiterate, though The Awakening holds a special place in my heart, the 62 or so songs in the FF6 soundtrack in my opinion offers at least 60 absolute masterpieces
Juliamon: Quantic bullshit, Candy Crush bullshit, more Actiblizz bullshit
GapFiller: since the episode covered the rest of the nudes we can just focus on the Nintendos presumably
Saxpython: what's good pre chat chat?
TehAmelie: wait do we still have time to watch the homework?
RockPusher: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #3592: "The eyes are the gateway to the soul, the mouth is the gateway to the hole." —Beej [2016-10-31]
beowuuf: taking out micrtranactions can show how needless they are, epic and apple still doing stuff, actiblizz still getting pummelled
GapFiller: we still calling it homework?
TheMerricat: PrideWave @Saxpython !
GapFiller: thats so last ear
PharaohBender27: Also, lrrGRAHAM and lrrKATHLEEN are not moving. Despite the joke in the episode, lrrBEEEJ and lrrHEATHER are not also moving.
Juliamon: it's not homework, it's the teaser trailer
PharaohBender27: *
GapFiller: yall really thing school was the time of yr lives eh
ButButTheJesus: do I sense a random opportunity to recommend this Dancing Mad symphonic arrangement? Then may I recommend this Dancing Mad symphonic arrangement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O-9U_QKhgA
beowuuf: teaser
GapFiller: *think
Earthenone: lrrPAUL is nota realator
kusinohki: opening gamut??
Juliamon: you had me at "symphonic arrangement"
GapFiller: embarrassingly enough having trouble remember all the bits of the Direct that werent Chris Pratt related
TehAmelie: dangit, i think now i have to make a music-focused playthrough of FF6. it's such a long, long game even without stopping to soak in the soundtrack until it gets old
ArcOfTheConclave: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 03:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Earthenone: i dident watch the direct im sure beej will tell us what happened
PharaohBender27: Right, I just watched Laura K Buzz's reaction video, and that whole casting announcement was bonkers
TheMerricat: So I don't know how many people took advantage of it, or remember it but back several years ago Amazon actually had a setup where you could get free games off their app store for Android, the catch was they were 100% free, so if you had a game that had microtransactions, the devs were required to either remove them or make it so you had effectively infinite currency for them. There were quite a few games that I enjoyed playing in that mode that I know I would have dropped like a rock if I....
TheMerricat: had had to pay for them.
GapFiller: oh right Castlevania Advance Collektion
GapFiller: thats neat
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: we're still talking about the casting when this one tweet won the entire conversation? https://i.imgur.com/kUmRoSA.png
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat Yeah Amazon Underground I still have some apps installed from that
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Saxpython: if I went back in time and told my past self I would play sonic 2 on a Nintendo console with a Sega* controller, I would have lost my mind
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
ButButTheJesus: lrrSIJNORB
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WE ARE LIVE!
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
CAKHost: Advance collection + 1 SNES title
GapFiller: is it a sign of age that we are all still hung up on Nintendo/Sega working together?
GapFiller: cz its been 20 yrs (and the rivalry lasted 10 yrs at best)
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Saxpython: it's more me than everyone else
GapFiller: presumably anyone who came of age after the Millennium (or born after even) wdnt get any of this
TehAmelie: i don't know, to my knowledge Sega started, perpetuated AND quit the "rivalry"
TheMerricat: I was of that generation but TBH I was an Atari ST gamer so I didn't give a hoot about Mario or Sonic. My younger brother however....
Saxpython: I think the rest of the world adjusted better than I did. :-p
beowuuf: it seemed like such a huge, irreconcilable fight beteen sega and nintendo... and now they are such chums
GapFiller: TheMerricat eyyy the Atari
GapFiller: tho my main experience was more of the Amiga
PharaohBender27: I see lrrPAUL is going for the controversial console diet :D
beowuuf: @TheMerricat atari vs amiga i see? :p i'm guessing that was more a uk thing...
GapFiller: still yr never used to see rivalries between those companies on that ridiculous scale
TheMerricat: Ah now there was a one sided rivalry @GapFiller all us Atari ST folk hated Apples and Amigas and pretty much they both Don Drapper "Funny, I don't think of you at all"'ed us. :D
beowuuf: @TehAmelie just sega standing in a boxing ring themseles punching their own faces
GapFiller: this is perhaps 20/20 lookin back but most games that mattered were on both Atari & Amiga (and everything else) anyway
CAKHost: I know that the Sega/Nintendo rivalry existed. But I'm pretty sure it went belly up when Sega announced that they wouldn't continue making consoles
GapFiller: ie it wasnt a rivalry like what the console kids had
TehAmelie: when was Sega founded? maybe we just gotta compare that date to that of Nintendo to see what that ol' rivalry was about
CAKHost: Which I think was a heck of a think at the time Sega decided to do it?
CAKHost: I seem to remember people were shocked by it...
ButButTheJesus: SOON
GapFiller: SPOON! /tick
kusinohki: TODAY!
CaptainSpam: The Sega/Nintendo rivalry was basically just, y'know, they were both in the same market at the same time, trying to do the same thing. Plus, it was the late 80s/early 90s, rivalries were all the rage then. :p
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
beowuuf: lol
Saxpython: FBtouchdown
GapFiller: 加油!
CAKHost: Where hair? o_o
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
Saxpython: @cakhost woah +1
PharaohBender27: @CAKHost So there's these things called ponytails . . .
NewtyNewts: Can't wait to see the things
RockPusher: Heather knows things… lunarj1Heart
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Styxseus: There where some cool things for sure!
TehAmelie: the Internet is like no country, and every country
beowuuf: hey all!
kusinohki: twitter is a heck of a way to start your day...
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CAKHost: @CAKHost OH GOOD. Was worried there for a sec XD
beowuuf: some famby jamblies
PharaohBender27: @CAKHost Also, lrrBEEEJ has every right to get a haircut if he wants to.
TheMerricat: Is it OK to say I love the Samurai Knot that Beej is growing? :D
GapFiller: well the episode itself covered the rest of the news anyway so yeh just skip straight to the Direct stuff eh
DoodlestheGreat: I wish we could have had Heather & Beej watch the Direct with us in stream.
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Saxpython: @pharaohbender27 of course, but I dreamt of him going full Dennis Miller
beowuuf: nintendo life sounds like a topshelf magazine for nerds
CAKHost: @CAKHost Totally agree! Just wasn't expecting the sudden 'disappearance' of it and was just being silly :)
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DeM0nFiRe: I really wish SotN would come out on Switch
kusinohki: I don't think I've ever played an actual castlevania game...
CAKHost: Because we want you to remember it was before SotN, but we won't give you SotN on Nintendo, you plebs (I guess???)
Rockario: It's a Rare game? I thought is was Capcom! hyuk hyuk
kusinohki: castlevania, mambo no 5
beowuuf: earworm of death
MolaMolaphant: There's a Carole King one...
fhorrigan: They only used one throughout the whole series!
fonkoncle: new castlevania but it's tokyo vampire hotel
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Earthenone: Polka of Prominance
Mai_Andra: Oh, I still need to watch the new Revolutionary Girl Utena musicals...
kusinohki: square dancing of squeemishness
Steelwolf171: Merengue of Madness
elkae: The Polka of Perishing
mowdownjoe: I never played Aria of Sorrow, but I liked Dawn of Sorrow.
Arclight_Dynamo: Atonal Sousaphone Solo of Terror
PharaohBender27: Minuet of Fright
ranknullity: Bossa Nova of Badassery
beowuuf: half hearted humming of horror
Mediocre_Man5: Recitative of Ruin
kusinohki: dubstep of danger
Mai_Andra: Yeah, original GBA was still not backlit.
SquareDotCube: bright due to the lack of backlight
GapFiller: yeh I remember that
PharaohBender27: Concerto of Foreboding
GapFiller: there was a big demand at the time for custom light mods
SquareDotCube: the first didn't really account for that, iirc
CAKHost: Which you can control the brightness of!
LordZarano: Even the GBA SP didn't have a backlight. It had a frontlight
SquareDotCube: DSS was neat
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GapFiller: Chris Pratt is the neu Dennis Hopper
NewtyNewts: Yup, and it will be weird.
kusinohki: is it a sequel to the previous one?
RvLeshrac: Bob Hoskins and Captain Lou are the only Marios you need
GapFiller: nalvThink Pratt or Bob Hoskins
gravity_pike: we know that they cast the characters via an RNG
CAKHost: Lol!
GapFiller: or Lou Albano yeh
shadowscribble: to be fair Martinet never had to do full talking
PharaohBender27: Yep
LurkerSpine: I'll be shocked if Chris Pratt can portray Mario. He kinda sucks at any role not "smarmy asshole"
elkae: Yeah he specifically wanted to avoid it
elkae: But Disney didn't listen :(
GapFiller: worth noting PRatt had a b/w photo
GapFiller: only Pratt
elkae: Crisp Rat
DoodlestheGreat: I'm waiting for them to announce Rosanne Barr for the voice of Bayonetta. Or Fran Drescher.
GapFiller: everyone else had colour photos!
PharaohBender27: @elkae Yeah, which is why he refused to work on any of the sequels until Disney apologized to him
elkae: @PharaohBender27 RIP to a real one :(
beowuuf: from the prattarini family
CAKHost: That monkey finger curse
elkae: Crisp Rat does not have the most.... liberal politics apparently
Arclight_Dynamo: "Here we go!" That's three.
Orgmastron: There are a lot of other things about Chris Pratt that are coming back to bite him...
Mai_Andra: ♫ Swing your arms... ♫
CAKHost: I can't spell :P
NewtyNewts: Don't forget that movie.
PharaohBender27: @elkae Nope. :\
Ignatiuspants: there were three cartoons starring Captain Lou Albano
LarkSachrosis: There's also Bob Hoskins' Mario.
josh___something: The lego thing? wa that more than 2 word phrases?
SquareDotCube: apparently there was something called MIRT that Martinet was part of
Ignatiuspants: and Bob Hoskins in the movies
shadowscribble: withholding judgement until I hear Pratt's Mario
jacobsh97: there was a 3ds overview trailer
CaptainSpam: Are we counting things like CES appearances where Charles Martinet voiced a "live" virtual Mario on the exhibition floor?
SquareDotCube: MIRT standing for Mario In Real Time
Styxseus: WHA *dramatic pause* WHO
BrowneePoints: I'm very not okay with Charles Martinet getting fucked over after 30 years of being Mario for a dude who attends a homophobic church
gravity_pike: my headcannon is that mario has hit his head too many times and has lost the capacity for language
elkae: @BrowneePoints This
RockPusher: gabyLul - Chris Pratt decides to do a Bob Hoskins impression for the role lrrBEEJ
Ignatiuspants: Mario said a lot more words in the N64 games, but ... speaking as an old person ... I freaking hate Charles Martinet's voice
Arclight_Dynamo: Into the Marioverse?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: !smash
LRRbot: Put Casino Kid in Smash, you cowards!
Chesul: Jack Black Bowsette!
CaptainSpam: Jack Black as Bowser, though, that's just an awesome choice.
DEATHlikescats: his Bowser is gonna rock
TheMerricat: Jack has the chops
Arclight_Dynamo: Put literal, actual Jack Black into Smash, you cowards!
rubikdarkwill: Jack Blacksette
KingJimmeh: What are the chances that Miyamoto just shows up in cameo?
josh___something: I'm game for Jack black as bowser
elkae: Jack Blowsette
shadowscribble: The MOST Martinet spoke was in the credits of Mario vs Donkey Kong
GapFiller: Jack Black just has to be better than Dennis Hopper thats not a high bar
Blue_Link13: He was amazing on Brutal Legend
BrowneePoints: Bowser in the Paper Mario and Mario&Luigi games has big Jack Black energy
DoodlestheGreat: Charlie May as Luigi is nice.
GapFiller: unlike Chris Pratt who has to measure up to Bob Hoskins AND Lou Albano
EvilBadman: Devito and Buscemi as Wario and Waluigi, book it cowards
KingJimmeh: DK and Cranky Kong both in the movie, so I'm expecting something more in tone to Party/Sports games
LurkerSpine: I love the A-A-Ron isketch n the Toad voice
kusinohki: damsel in distress in donkey kong... Penelope??
BrowneePoints: I think Seth is going to be a great DK tbh
GapFiller: speaking of Fred Armisen anyone here watched Documentary Now!
GapFiller: cz thats my only experience of Armisen
LarkSachrosis: @GapFiller Documentary Now! is fantastic
Arclight_Dynamo: Christopher Walken as Toad. Kappa
MWGNZ: I'm still holding out for the plot twist where the new mario movie is just an animated version of the first movie
CaptainSpam: @Arclight_Dynamo jlrrNo Kappa
Izandai: I mean I didn't know for years that Samuel L Jackson was in The Incredibles.
RockPusher: Then there is the flip problem that What If…? seems to have in some places of people not sounding like themselves
kusinohki: "oh, they got clancy Brown.... cool" - my usual reaction to hearing his voice
MolaMolaphant: keegan michael key can swing it, I think? and Jack Black can pull off VA well enough. The rest... there's a lot of star power, and not a lot of specific VA talent. I'm hoping it turns out well, or at least fun!
elkae: Where... is my super suit??
TheMerricat: Mario.... I'm sorry.. the. Princess is inanothercastle!
Ignatiuspants: I rarely recognize actors, so it's fine for me
LurkerSpine: I don't think Sonic is a fair comparison. That original design was a horror show
aiamethyst: I just hope it goes well enough to greenlight a zelda movie
Sethalidos: I dunno Keegan Michael Key as Toad seems pretty good
DoodlestheGreat: The last movie where the voice work took me out of the story was Shark Tale. Most work out okay.
beowuuf: oh green knight finally released in the uk?
BrowneePoints: The Sonic movie was solid but I'm still not okay with how they treated Roger Craig Smith
Ignatiuspants: the only unironically good video game movie is Netflix's Castlevania
Lord_Hosk: That was not what I would have wanted out of a Sonic movie... But at the same time, I couldn't tell you exactly what I WOULD want out of a sonic movie?
RockPusher: rayfkSanic_HF
gravity_pike: tbh, i don't really care about the film, I'm just vibing with the casting choices
chaostreader: @ignatiuspants I don’t think that’s a movie.
EvilBadman: @ignatiuspants Detective Pikachu
NewtyNewts: They're not Roger Rabbiting it.
Blue_Link13: People always forgets the Layton movie rules @ignatiuspants
BrowneePoints: its illumination so they will all have massive bodies and noodle appendages
s0lesurviv0r: #JaleelWhiteTrueSonic
DoodlestheGreat: @Lord_Hosk I would've wanted a porn movie, but furry fandom took care of that. :tf:
Izandai: @BrowneePoints I highly doubt that Nintendo is gonna let them go off-model.
Juliamon: The Layton movie is great
coolbond: mario is a dwarf
Arclight_Dynamo: Just do it like that Simpsons episode where Homer gets sucked into the real world. Kappa
kusinohki: mario doing actual plumbing?
shadowscribble: curious the casted Spike from Wrecking Crew
MolaMolaphant: It's just gonna be Always Sunny in New Donk City
CAKHost: N64 games
Blue_Link13: "Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva", which is just fun
BrowneePoints: Bayo 3! 3D Kirby!
TheMerricat: 'expansion pack' to software....
gravity_pike: the movie isn't going to be able to fall back on extremely solid platforming if the plot doesnt really make sense
GapFiller: yeh the Genny stuff is a big deal
LurkerSpine: Why the 3 button Genesis controller
LurkerSpine: why not the 6
GapFiller: tho the n64 is the hook for me
CAKHost: I assume you will have to pay extra for them...
Lord_Hosk: The only thing I want from a Mario Movie is the Original Mario Stage show. Mario 3
Arclight_Dynamo: What would nine-year-old Beej think about an official Nintendo controller for the Sega Genesis?
DoodlestheGreat: Splatoon 3, Bayonetta 3, a couple of things released right after the broadcast.
EvilBadman: six button in Japan @lurkerspine
Dmc3628: i still can't believe we had Bayo3 at the direct
EvilBadman: Actraiser getting a random remake
TheMerricat: Actrasier!!!??
Blue_Link13: Don't forget the new Yoko Taro game!
EvilBadman: yuuuup merricat and it's out yesterday
Izandai: @Blue_Link13 I played the demo for that and it sure is a Yoko Taro games.
Izandai: *game
LurkerSpine: Wait Japan gets 6 button? gdi, why can't we have that here? That makes zero sense
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
Blue_Link13: @izandai that sounds like a glowing review to me. It is all I needed to hear
DoodlestheGreat: Oh yeah, the Actraiser remaster.
Izandai: PrideLaugh Well I sure enjoyed it.
shadowscribble: hope the redesign the n64's tiny ball joint
LurkerSpine: I imagine they had to do some real work for the 64 emulator
Mediocre_Man5: also, licensing Sega games ain't free
Arclight_Dynamo: Bring back Wetrix! Kappa
Blue_Link13: Like, as long as it's trippy as balls amd Kaichi Okabe and Emi Evans are in music duty, 10/10
CAKHost: I want to play Paper Mario D:
cylindricpanda_: hopefully they remember pilotwings 64
DeM0nFiRe: Mario 64 is yes
Izandai: Yeah, Mario 64 is in there.
BrowneePoints: Old Mario Party and Banjo Kazooie as well I believe
DeM0nFiRe: I wonder if it will be the version that patched out BLJ or the original NA release
mowdownjoe: @Arclight_Dynamo I enjoyed Wetrix, the times I rented it from Blockbuster as a kid.
GapFiller: yeh Winback! thats a deepcut
CAKHost: Mario 64 is I think a launch of this expansion pack
SquareDotCube: Paper Mario isn't in there
GapFiller: really pumped for Sin & Punishment
Lord_Hosk: Is there a swim badge for Mario in there?
DeM0nFiRe: Majora's Mask
Akaiatana: Goldeneye? :P
GapFiller: Sin & Punishment never made it to PAL land
Izandai: @Blue_Link13 It doesn't get *that* weird, but it's only a demo. It's definitely about as meta as you would expect.
SquareDotCube: neither is Kirby 64
GapFiller: and it was made by Treasure
EvilBadman: Highly unlikely goldeneye. it's a mess of licensing
mowdownjoe: Banjo-Kazooie also a future release, surprisngly.
NewtyNewts: And probably licensing hell
LurkerSpine: GoldenEye is in licensing hell
GapFiller: nevermind Goldeneye what abt PErfect Dark
LordZarano: There'll FINALLY be a 3D F-Zero game on Switch
Mediocre_Man5: Goldeneye is in a special kind of licensing hell
LurkerSpine: Banjo Kazooie is owned by Rare Beej, and that's coming
KingJimmeh: We are getting Banjo so Rare games are coming
GapFiller: Perfect Dark has always been better than Goldeneye anyway
BrowneePoints: yea and surprise ActRaiser?
GapFiller: but nobody ever cares abt that
SquareDotCube: And Acro-Bat gets snubbed again. :p
Mediocre_Man5: the Genesis lineup is really solid
mowdownjoe: Sonic 2 > Sonic 1, honestly.
GapFiller: F Yeh Gunstar Heroes
BusTed: dolphins and aliens
aiamethyst: ecco has an amazing soundtrack
KingJimmeh: I imagine the other Sonic games will come down the line
Sethalidos: ecco was amazing
LurkerSpine: Here's hoping for Vector Man
Earthenone: phantasy star 4. nice
BrowneePoints: I hope rocket knight adventures makes it
SquareDotCube: It's always the first one, ant not Tides of Time
shadowscribble: no altered beast?
KinoGami: all the genesis games are also on the genesis mini
Juliamon: I don't want EWJ unless they can assure me DTN doesn't get any money from it
GapFiller: ^
Laserbeaks_Fury: I remember playing Phantasy Star on the original Master System
Izandai: I am 1000% into the new Kirby.
EvilBadman: I'm thinking new Kirby will be worlds like Mario Odde
LidofLoathing: the new Kirby looks very fun
mowdownjoe: Bayo looks like a J-pop idol in Bayo3.
GapFiller: did Phantasy Star I ever get a Mega Drive proper rerelease?
SquareDotCube: Maybe EA will play nice and give us Mutant League Football and Mutant League Hockey
BrowneePoints: Her hair looks amazing
ButButTheJesus: #muhdrillz
GapFiller: only ever remember it being a MAst Sytem game
Blue_Link13: It took them literally 1300 bays for Bayo 3
BrowneePoints: she can directly summon demons now
KingJimmeh: It has Kaijus
shadowscribble: I love the astral chain fakeout
Dmc3628: look i think they had to do something because of the comntest of thirst traps
LidofLoathing: she did a dance and became a giant hair demon or summoned it
Mai_Andra: But will they re-release Bay 1+2 for Switch? It was out for wii U...
Mai_Andra: Her heels were guns... xivMorbol
BusTed: Hairy tentacle people.
mowdownjoe: @Mai_Andra I thought they already did...
Blue_Link13: @mai_andra They did in 2018
SimplyLeggy: Pretty sure they were re-released for switch
KinoGami: they did
BrowneePoints: Yoko Taro's Wild Card JRPG Rode
GapFiller: yeh that Yoko Taro card game looks interesting at least
KinoGami: i own bayonetta 1 on the switch
BrowneePoints: ride*
Izandai: Having played the demo, and I can confirm that it is a Yoko Taro game.
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
Dmc3628: good jorb Squenix
Mai_Andra: Oh, I guess I slept on it... xivGoob
mowdownjoe: Squeenix FailFish
Izandai: And no one was surprised.
BrowneePoints: It looks good though
ButButTheJesus: lrrHERE
SimplyLeggy: Th next in the "Working title" series.
Dmc3628: Dialogue review praise the gods
Izandai: Daemon Ex Machina did a similar thing.
GapFiller: OH Actraiser
mowdownjoe: ACTRAISER!
s0lesurviv0r: Actraiser??
Dmc3628: like Malakai black all stans of Actraiser please rise
Juliamon: The Actraiser thing was the biggest surprise of the Direct for me
Laserbeaks_Fury: I do remember Act Raiser being good
SquareDotCube: Also Actraiser II had performance problems, IIRC
shadowscribble: they did a shout-out
Sethalidos: actraiser renaissance is really good, it's already out on Steam
GapFiller: same devs tho
GapFiller: thats why the connection presumably
Mediocre_Man5: Actraiser was also Quintet
Izandai: @Sethalidos Already on Switch too.
Izandai: I think.
LurkerSpine: yep, out on switch too
BusTed: And they hit his music!
Juliamon: They played the theme
EvilBadman: Swerve it's CMPunk
ButButTheJesus: oh nooooo
RockPusher: !smash
LRRbot: Put Bubsy in Smash, you cowards!
Dmc3628: on the same day of the Nick Smash Clone
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE
ButButTheJesus: my Uncle Nintendo
NewtyNewts: I am the Nintendo!
kusinohki: my uncle heather works at nintendo
Orgmastron: Let 👏Sakurai 👏 sleep 👏
Lord_Hosk: one day I hope to meet someone who works at Nintendo.
flouncy_magooo: Sakurai in a Waluigi costume
Izandai: Nah, only the next three days. Metroid Dread comes out on the 8th.
EvilBadman: Nintendo didn't mention but yesterday was like their 132nd birthday
ArcOfTheConclave: everyone knows that the Final smasher before the heat death of the universe will be Waluigi
Izandai: Probably Sooga.
Blue_Link13: it better be baby sidon
LidofLoathing: the new boards look gorgeous
s0lesurviv0r: throw a Buriki One character into smash for the people complaining about move inputs
kusinohki: a board where the ? space changes the board
Izandai: Isn't KOTR getting remastered?
Izandai: Yeah
Izandai: But this is the original version.
Izandai: Which is hilarious.
LurkerSpine: It is not the remake for Switch
EvilBadman: Aspyr is doing the remake and the original port
DeM0nFiRe: Switch got mobile version of FFXV instead of actual FFXV lol
GredGredmansson: Oh are we moving down the Nintendo Direct right now?
Blue_Link13: "Miingdom Hearts"
mowdownjoe: Shadowrun campaign on Dice Friend when? Don't answer that.
cylindricpanda_: they should bring the 16 bit versions to NSO now that the genesis is coming
SimplyLeggy: Only in the western version lol
Rafzalo: A step
Earthenone: so as someone with a switch lite i can ignore most of this direct right? :P
ANeMzero: Same sex marriage is new to the localization
elkae: @Earthenone I feeeeel that lol
mowdownjoe: 10 seconds of footage for Rune Factory 5, and that was enough to confirm same-sex marriage.
Blue_Link13: Japan will gey the gay update to run factory at one point
Izandai: Yeah, I was suspicious of this, I muted the video and held up my hand during the Dread section.
GredGredmansson: she sounded like Sylvanas
Blue_Link13: The only tjing I'll say Beej, is that it's SO GOOD
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Dmc3628: truth
PharaohBender27: :O
GredGredmansson: Paul hasn't played Other M confirmed
Dmc3628: because we disregard Other M
Lord_Hosk: I hear they give Samus a swim badge
NewtyNewts: Don't want it.
NewtyNewts: Other M was already awful, I don't want to remember it.
Izandai: She just makes bird noises.
mowdownjoe: Jennifer hale voiced Samus in the Prime games. Just use her voices from other games.
TotallyNotaBeholder: South African Samus
RockPusher: West Country Samus
CAKHost: She "BWAK"s her bs :P
Dmc3628: West Country Samus crapshots confirmed
BrowneePoints: It plays like ass and the writing is super sexist
elkae: LUL Dmc3628
SquareDotCube: high-pitch peeps and trills
BrowneePoints: Other M made me flushed hot angry
Blue_Link13: It should be someone wotha heavy accent trying to do another heavy accent badly
Dmc3628: Rockpusher beat me to the punch on that one
GapFiller: Team Ninja gotta Team Ninja
elkae: So they did
elkae: Lulz to both of you then
mowdownjoe: Super Metroid's map still holds up to modern Metroidvanias. The control scheme does not.
Blue_Link13: Super's controls are like... not great
Dmc3628: I've Beholden the Internet twas a mistake
Izandai: @mowdownjoe Super Metroid doesn't tell you when you've collected an item.
flouncy_magooo: I just think they're all neat
SquareDotCube: Super Metroid is a good game, that could be better with Fusion/ZM's control scheme
NewtyNewts: Beej, you are a comic.
EvilBadman: Beej waiting a long time to pack before moving house
ANeMzero: Why bother with figuring out the gamecube nonsense when you can just boot up Metroid Fusion on the Wii U?
Izandai: what
Landgraft: wait, you guys have a show?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, we're Beejchasing!
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP
coolbond: wait was that sound here?
elkae: lrrSPOOPY
Diabore: @Landgraft yes, it is checkpoint+ on youtube
Dmc3628: Zelda soundeffect Coolbond
Rockario: no, wait, I'm not ready for platforming
ANeMzero: How can you be a nintendo fan and not want to buy new copies for every new console? :P
Rockario: That was the "Start the level" sound from Actraiser
coolbond: @Dmc3628 i know but it was so sudden i thought i had another tab that activated
EvilBadman: Paul also used that sound for Planechase during FNPFs
Dmc3628: yeah that was during the Beejchase
Izandai: And then she winked at the camera.
Dmc3628: yeah a Suda thing to do
Rockario: Very glad Actraiser was one of the games I got on Wii VC that I didn't otherwise know about
Dmc3628: shoot stuff and beam katana things
NewtyNewts: Would Deadpool be invited?
Izandai: I'm sure there's a fic or you, Heather.
niccus: travis might be a bit too much of a creep for that...
Dmc3628: Ao3 show me
GredGredmansson: the bayonetta assist trophy in Ultimate was foreshadowed in Bayo 2
lucha_libro: Wouldn't that make it more a talkshow
SimplyLeggy: I want them to fight because they would probably both enjoy it
Orgmastron: But what if they kissed?
lucha_libro: A talkshow featuring travis and bayonetta :P
Blue_Link13: @orgmastron That is implied, I think
GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm people just dont understand joeks
EvilBadman: "The Grift of the Magi" is this anything?
ButButTheJesus: he DIDN'T?!
mowdownjoe: Yeah, noticed that on the Discord thread.
ANeMzero: Wait are you telling me Paul isn't a licensed Realtor???
LurkerSpine: 33% true
NewtyNewts: That's exactly the confusion part.
MolaMolaphant: should we send housewarming gifts anyway?
kusinohki: 2 lies and a truth
Lord_Hosk: Beej Owns half of Victoria he doesn't have to move
graal_smith: A colonel of truth and a major of lies
Dmc3628: le sigh
ButButTheJesus: I'm glad I could catch this live cause I wanted to say how much I appreciated Graham's QuickTime icon gag
Scy_Anide: Fewer quick times, more quicker times.
Izandai: @graal_smith mattlrPika
kusinohki: what if star Wars, but you sympathize with the droids?
BrowneePoints: God I hope there's enough backlash that license gets pulled
Dmc3628: like the player
SquareDotCube: and not quicklime
ButButTheJesus: yaaassss Paul yaasss
GapFiller: that QuickTime logo give me flashbacks
GapFiller: at least it was Real
saiarcot895: Real media player @GapFiller ? :P
EldarLuin: Happy Paul = Happy all!!
Blue_Link13: Someone has to factcheck the Norwegian Kroner price
Izandai: Always keep your tech guy happy.
ShaneLeeAtk: ^
Joecool190: I think one of favs is still when it was just Ian getting mad over gundam
Izandai: Tech people are like healers.
Dmc3628: the cut to Ian on gundam was hilarious i almost spittaked when i watched it
PharaohBender27: @Joecool190 I remember that :D
BusTed: Heheh.
elkae: Angry Gundam Ian was very good
EvilBadman: Speaking of "good article photos" Kotaku picked a truly great, horrible picture of bobby Kotick for recent ACTIBlizz stories
elkae: I appreciated Cori's comment under this Checkpoint btw
BrowneePoints: How about they show a picture of David Cage crying next to a toilet flushing
Dmc3628: definitely saw the Street Fighter 4 versus logo on one of them
EldarLuin: Didn't know King was still around TBH
Blue_Link13: I want that graphic, but it the comdedy slap fight where they flail theyr arms
Dmc3628: weird flex
ANeMzero: I want to see a Kardashian dive under the desk when a competitor voices support for Hong Kong
EldarLuin: Though honestly those two things, I doubt LRR would have come up with those two things for a Crapshot. lol
Earthenone: imagine the crowd was counting along with the credit card entry numbers
ButButTheJesus: much better
Blue_Link13: I need to know how much start is actually in Candy Crush
mitomanox: respect candy crush
Blue_Link13: like, are the starts set? is the RNG predictable? how do you make it competitive
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh no, he's entered the expiration date wrong, that's gonna cost him a few seconds while it errors"
EldarLuin: Candy Crush NEVER got money out of me...
Dmc3628: and then they used the cad number it was super effective
TheMerricat: pay to play
Blue_Link13: Both heather, both
Blue_Link13: You buy lives and items
EldarLuin: I played but I just lost interest after a while and now flash is dead. lol
Mediocre_Man5: Tetris more compelling than games designed to be e-sports
saiarcot895: 29.97
ButButTheJesus: nope
SimplyLeggy: Everybody loses, the best possible outcome.
Rafzalo: Quick question, does Chillpoint transition into podcast form? I'd love to listen to this on the go
Izandai: It'll be on Youtube in a few days.
saiarcot895: is there anything significant for apple to gain by appealing?
Filthwizard1985: chill point does end up on YouTube
TheMerricat: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
KingJimmeh: I think its Epic's own Developer account that is restricted.
Filthwizard1985: @saiarcot895 I think Apple are still trying to "win" this. But tbh they just come off as equal jerks to Epic.
saiarcot895: side note, but apple sent out an internal memo saying people who leak things don't belong at apple; that memo got leaked
wildpeaks: @saiarcot895 chef's kiss
wildpeaks: I'm more surprised that they had this much documentation about planning this, you'd think they would be better at hiding it
elkae: Epic is like the ex that's like, "but I said sorry why are you still mad?"
saiarcot895: @Filthwizard1985 yeah, from my understanding, with some of the changes they've already made, there's not much for them to gain, so they're better off just staying quiet at this point
elkae: Apple is the very sanctimonious ex lol
Blue_Link13: Yeah, IIRV the commentary of the Verge reporter on twitter specifically said "The Appstor leaks shit all the time"
LordZarano: Surprised Pikachu face
bristark: I dislike Apple ad Epic so im happy either way!
wildpeaks: it's hard to root for either side, true
Koios7: Isnt it Epic appealing the decision, not Apple?
Filthwizard1985: They said in Checkpoint that there's no reason for anyone to defend either corporation. Both as shady as each other.
CaptainSpam: I thought both were appealing the decision.
LurkerSpine: Google doesn't ship android locked to the play store. Not sure if Samsung or someone else locks down to their custom store
Landgraft: I love my third party android app store
saiarcot895: looks like epic is appealing, apple "hasn't decided"
Blue_Link13: Yeah, the Judge straight up said "What epic wants is outside of the scope of this trial"
CaptainSpam: Android also straight-up allows you to sideload entire app stores if you so choose.
bristark: I think that the EPIC/Apple fight is far less important then the Right to Repair. and the EPIC/Apple fight is getting WAY more press
Izandai: I honestly think Epic is more obviously in the wrong here. Maybe Apple has been doing some shady shit, but Epic is pretty clearly just trying to grab a bigger piece of the pie using whatever half-baked justifications they can come up with.
wildpeaks: ah yes, the famed seamless transition
kusinohki: Paul "master of seque" sanders
DeM0nFiRe: And the one Wheeler is currently playing on Sundays is going away lol (not til the new one comes out though I guess?)
Snowcookies: It's Live and something's gonna happen?
CaptainSpam: It's live, so I choose you, something that's going to happen!
niccus: wheeler's ploy to play pokemon for two months in a row
Ba_Dum_Tish: Coming to you from cerluean city its Live!
graal_smith: Hey babe, do you wants to go skateboards?
wildpeaks: Pikachu Xtreme
Ba_Dum_Tish: and something is going to happen
josh___something: Epic is unashamedly trying to wrestle control over this
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saiarcot895: i've always pronounced FAQ as the individual letters
LordZarano: Meanwhile on Android every phone I've had has been from a different manufacturer and several apps I use are not from the Play Store
RockPusher: I doubt WotC know what their plan with MtGO is
Earthenone: how much server space could the MtGO spreadsheet take up anyways :P
JohnLockeCole: I doubt *Hasboro* knows what the plan with MtGO is
Juliamon: looking forward to the new and unimproved avatar system
RockPusher: MtGO does feel to me like a big old - "press here for lawsuit" button
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Dmc3628: that fiasco
bristark: "Lost"
josh___something: Peacing out one way or another
bristark: @JohnLockeCole Squeeze as much money as they can from the fanbase before it dies
lirazel64: Hi!
elkae: Ayyy!
Dmc3628: truth
Izandai: PrideLaugh
LordZarano: @lirazel64 You're famous!
elkae: tqsSmug
Dmc3628: our stock drastic go down
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
lirazel64: Five of my 5 minutes!
mowdownjoe: Most of the fines for these crimes usually just end up as write-offs for these companies. Might as well disclose.
Blue_Link13: Blaze it!
ANeMzero: Min-max your criminal output
Dmc3628: going up the chain of crimes
NewtyNewts: Alex, go commit crimes!
Ba_Dum_Tish: M-m-m-multi crime
josh___something: How many branches of government can actiblizz piss off? l!
Dmc3628: i have low elo in crimes how do iget out of bronze 5 of crimes
RockPusher: depends where you do the murder
JohnLockeCole: Almost all criminal law occurs at the state level
bristark: If you shoot across state lines!
TheMerricat: pardon, not "get me off" ;)
LurkerSpine: Murder CAN be federal
JohnLockeCole: technically a murder *on state lines* would be federal
LlewellynZ: murder can be both depending on jursidictions
lirazel64: If AB is selling crypto, they may get a hat trick!
NewtyNewts: Can we get a proper guide to crimes? There hasn't been an update to the old FAQ in years
LurkerSpine: murder on federal lands or in violation of federal law is federal murder
JohnLockeCole: because anything that involves interstate travel or interstate trade becomes federal
Dmc3628: Speedrunning Crimes
RockPusher: When does the parks service get involved? lrrBEEJ
bristark: Do a collab with Legal Eagle for that one!
lirazel64: Hey, I'm sure provinces have logos.
SquareDotCube: Error Code 37 all over again
Dmc3628: EYY
JohnLockeCole: @RockPusher When you dump the bodies in Yellowstone
ANeMzero: So Diablo 2 suffered the same problem as Diablo 3, because they removed the functionality that made that impossible in Diablo 2 before.
NewtyNewts: I hadn't played a computer game yet in 2003!
lirazel64: I was already OLD in 2003.
YeetTheRich_: what now?
kusinohki: "at least you're not dead... that's what my coroner said"
Dmc3628: whats the haps wit the guardians this week we ask
Snowcookies: imagine fashion
Dmc3628: is an article title i expect for them to do
LordZarano: I hope they commit to the bit
josh___something: speaking of which, Guardians were ALREADY drrssing like clowns and the implication that we havent is frankly insulting
DiamondMX: I wonder why they're highlighting the part of the game people pay the most money for? hmm...
elkae: The fashion plates from the Archie comics?
TheMerricat: are we allowed to Photoshop our curves?
elkae: Did anyone else learn to draw from copying those? lol
kusinohki: @TheMerricat no, but you can air brush your tramp stamp
Earthenone: people say you cant recapture the original experience in these remaserts, but a frustrating internet connection and being unsure if im allowed to talk about the game with people who arent alos playing it were core experiences that they have repeated
DoodlestheGreat: It's all pret-a-porter. :tf:
KinoGami: you are really underestimating the level of customization you can get with armour pieces and shaders
Earthenone: i cant type but you get it :P
SquareDotCube: I feel like this would last eight issues and then all interest would be gone
UpstageJMC: Destiny player here. There are a TON of different armors split into 5 spots and Tons of shaders as well
josh___something: There's a WIDE amount of shaders+armor looks+exotics
lirazel64: Teen Looks In Destiny!
kusinohki: heather gets "play-guardians" for the articles!
josh___something: a LOT of shaders
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josh___something: (And also, 3 different classes)
kusinohki: runway walk isn't an emote already?
lirazel64: Guardians vogue!
EvilBadman: I mean this eats into Marketing not Dev
josh___something: They already did THIS
josh___something: @lirazel64 I mean, the warlock's username was literally vanguard vogue so XD
SquareDotCube: The Devil Wears Watermelon Shaders
EvilBadman: The Devil /wields/ Gjallarhorn
BrowneePoints: The Devil Wears Petra(venj)
Dmc3628: what a segue
josh___something: The devil wears stompees Kappa
saiarcot895: wait...rabbits?
PharaohBender27: I'm sorry, what?
RockPusher: Guillotining Rabbids?
josh___something: rabbids?...
Izandai: @saiarcot895 Rabbids
josh___something: I... have... questions
saiarcot895: @Izandai ah thanks
mitomanox: Have you guys heard of the upcoming Radiohead art exhibition via Epic Games?
Filthwizard1985: Let them eat Rabbids
Scy_Anide: They're like minions but worse.
josh___something: Rabbit-adjacent entities
RockPusher: Rabbid Marie Antoinette
Dmc3628: NOOOO
josh___something: At least they're not as ubiquitous as minions at least
PharaohBender27: No, 1st estate, unless you think the clergy had syphillis
Scy_Anide: And now we have Fall Guys Beans
TheMerricat: they were originally the bad guys for Rayman
Izandai: The aristocracy was the 1st Estate, the clergy was the 2nd, and the peasantry was the 3rd.
Filthwizard1985: Rabbib Robespierre
PharaohBender27: Oh wait, I had those mixed up, so disregard that previous comment
Izandai: I think.
Ignatiuspants: oh! I need this update!
PharaohBender27: @Izandai That's what I thought, but in a quick lookup I found the first estate was clergy, second was aristrocracy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estates_of_the_realm
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158 raiders from Seabats have joined!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatClap
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
Izandai: @PharaohBender27 Ah, okay, that woulda been my second guess.
josh___something: Hello seachats
TheMerricat: there was an Ikea stuff pack back in 19
LunarJade: Hi Adam!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN FBtouchdown
Izandai: Right, because they go in increasing order of population size.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
GapFiller: ADAM RAID seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
Ignatiuspants: hey remember in The Sims 3 when any player could palette swap anything to anything?
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dmc3628: Clap and Skrt
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: I would 100% believe that if you told me
CranstonSnord: if you don't want it, can you mark it 'Rattan to sender'?
SquareDotCube: also THANK YOU BEEJ
SquareDotCube: I *absolutely* want to get every color of an item. Not have each item!
CAKHost: This is why I got into Cataloging in AC to help others with items if I can :)
RandomTrivia: LUL
josh___something: This is why the sims has a LOT of mods
piercefc9: is there a FNPF tonight?
Juliamon: piercefc9 The FamJam was earlier today
Earthenone: @piercefc9 nope, it was friday morning paper fight today, check the vods
EldarLuin: House Flipper has the same issue.... It's getting better though
lirazel64: Put $animalcrossingcritter in Smash, you cowards!
RandomTrivia: "Today, on Vasepoint..."
piercefc9: @Juliamon @Earthenone had a feeling, thanks!
LordZarano: Oh there are definitely mods to change the sizes of things
SquareDotCube: Time to play "Ancient Grain Storage or House?"
KinoGami: i still have my old avatar
ANeMzero: They needed Miis to go with the Kinect
KV1NN4: Neopets is going intot NFTs so a friend of mine is this close to closing their 15+ y/o account... cancelled premium already...
Saxpython: :)My wife still has hers :)
Blue_Link13: Yeah, the xBox avar was surprisingly super indepth
KinoGami: they increase the resolution of the gamertags
KinoGami: so the old ones keep getting smaller
Saxpython: the headshot icon
EvilBadman: There's Alpha/Beta/Delta/Omerga rings, IIRC
ANeMzero: It is More Alpha than the Alpha branch
EvilBadman: Omega*
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Blue_Link13: @evilbadman For the love of fanfics why
EvilBadman: Different branches of Testing 🤷
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angryoptimist: Yes.
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Saxpython: FBtouchdown VoteYea FBtouchdown
KinoGami: woohoo
GraphicsContent: Yeah, you craft your identity.
ANeMzero: It is really nice how the Xbox ecosystem is still kind of the same thing from the 360 onwards.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
EvilBadman: Bring back the blades
ChroniclerC: YES
RandomTrivia: What?
angryoptimist: I remember spending a lot of time on avatars back in the forum-going days.
saiarcot895: uh what?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Juliamon: uhh
LurkerSpine: uh oh
SAJewers: lrrFINE
pn55: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: !picnic
KV1NN4: uh oh
Serpens77: F
Easilycrazyhat: rip stream
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
GapFiller: !picnic
KinoGami: it's too powerful
Issurru: LUL
Mysticman89: hurk
Arclight_Dynamo: Err...
ZusatzPlus: Hmm
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
LurkerSpine: stream down
JimmeeC: oops
Tomasu82: oops
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatSKYLADY
elkae: Goodbye?
niccus: it's too small to show on stream
v_nome: Comedic timing!
mowdownjoe: panicBasket
DeM0nFiRe: panicBasket
ChroniclerC: Tiny tiny game boy killed the stream!
graal_smith: jlrrDang
EvilBadman: Stream could not comprehend the tiny
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
ashesandmochi: OH NO
Mai_Andra: The tiny gameboy was too powerful.
Agu_Sakku: jennyj4OMG2
LlewellynZ: lomPanic
LunarJade: we are ok
saiarcot895: pcrowRip
TheMerricat: ah not my side then :D
Juliamon: It's so small it split an atom
DoodlestheGreat: NINTENDO STRIKES!
Doc_Layzah: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ANeMzero: It was too small, god has smote the stream.
DeM0nFiRe: The gameboy was just too small for twitch
LunarJade: xsplit crashed
Uzumaki15: Wrong button Paul!
mowdownjoe: benginOh benginNo benginOh benginNo
saiarcot895: pcrowPanic
CAKHost: Tiny Gameboy kills Chillpoint :C
elkae: Xsplit! How dare u
Blue_Link13: I think that was the end stream button, not the share picture button
elkae: seabatUseless
RandomTrivia: I love that *during* stream, Chat is chill, maybe a couple of conversations at any one time, but then the stream goes down and lrrCOW BOOM Chat explodes
Sethalidos: nope clearly it was Daveed Cayge
Issurru: @elkae seabatUseless
Styxseus: Oh. I was listening afk and thought my headphones just died :P
RockPusher shakes fist at xsplit
aitsu100: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Simonark: Paul clicked the 'break time' button?
pn55: seabatUseless
elkae: @Issurru no u
LunarJade: Paul is getting it back up as quickly as he can
Filthwizard1985: Damn, who pushed the big red button?!
josh___something: @pharaohbender27 surely it would be little gameboy
ZusatzPlus: *The stream, crying*: IT'S SO SMALL
Issurru: @elkae no yew
elkae: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
TheMerricat: ^
elkae: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL lrrSHINE We believe in Paul!
Saxpython: what's the command?
LordZarano: lrrSHINE lrrSLOTH lrrSHINE
elkae: !picnic
Saxpython: !lovepaul
aitsu100: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Saxpython: !paullove
Earthenone: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #2476: "Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!" —Heather [2016-05-09]
saiarcot895: why does picnic map to that lol
elkae: butts butts butts
RockPusher: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #2054: "Ah! Stop lickin' mah head!" —Paul [2016-03-07]
RandomTrivia: @saiarcot895 panicBaskt
RandomTrivia: panicBasket
Juliamon: Why wouldn't it?
EvilBadman: Turns out Twitch really hates compression, especially when it's physical gameboys
saiarcot895: ah gotcha
Blue_Link13: !quote beej
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
Styxseus: lrrSIG HahaShrugLeft lrrSHINE HahaShrugRight lrrSIG
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap
elkae: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: @saiarcot895 Same reason why panicBasket is an emote, picnic has been a synonym for panic for a long time on twitch
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
aitsu100: lrrSIG lrrPAUL lrrSIG
KV1NN4: wb!
angryoptimist: "Physically compress the Gameboy" -> !advice
DoodlestheGreat: PART II
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elkae: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE seabatClap
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
Sethalidos: !findquote beej
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PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
LordZarano: lrrSIG lrrNAL
Agu_Sakku: jennyj4CantEven
lirazel64: Small but mighty, that Gameboy!
lirazel64: lrrSPOOPY
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Easilycrazyhat: Herro!
saiarcot895: lrrSIG
Rockario: Didn't we just have the LRRnal equinox?
Blue_Link13: @sethalidos Thanks!
angryoptimist: Hello!
elkae: lrrEFF tiny Gameboy
PharaohBender27: katesSweat
Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
v_nome: LOL
TheMerricat: lol
graal_smith: laviniLol
Saxpython: omg
Juliamon: OH MY GOD
jjake_with_2_Js: lmao
EvilBadman: ROFL
ApplicativeJones: well
MagicalAttackGecko: YEP
SAJewers: pkroseFine
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
Easilycrazyhat: welp
DeM0nFiRe: ohmygod lol
RandomTrivia: Gameboy's cursed
GapFiller: nalvLUL nalvLUL nalvLUL
Agu_Sakku: HAHA
graal_smith: barbLUL
saiarcot895: !picnic
Earthenone: haha
aitsu100: oh no
Izandai: holy shit
PharaohBender27: katesWot
RockPusher: Tiny gameboy too stronk
elkae: WELP
Saxpython: lol
CranstonSnord: lrrFINE
KinoGami: hahaha
Mysticman89: yeah paul apparently doesnt know what the heck is happening
CAKHost: D:
Styxseus: OH NO
lirazel64: Argh
Blue_Link13: AMAZING
fhorrigan: Welp
richard_ermen: He pushed it tooo far
v_nome: Gameboy divided by 0
GraphicsContent: WOW wow WoW
DaxStrife: Tiny Gamboy is CURSED!
Sethalidos: stop saying it's name
EvilBadman: Welcome to the highlights. Wait, how do we clip this.
DoodlestheGreat: BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
saiarcot895: gamebaby is bringing down the stream
aitsu100: tiny gameboy to stronk
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Earthenone: im afraid to click the link
Mr_Gainsworth: Tiny Gameboy's Revenge!
LunarJade: Tiny gameboy is so stronk
KingJimmeh: Tiny Game Boy is cursed
Izandai: That's amazing.
elkae: That is indeed a tiny gameboy
Juliamon: I'm actually crying from this
Juliamon: it's too funny
angryoptimist: Tiny gameboy is POWER
RandomTrivia: Well that's adorable
GraphicsContent: @LoadingReadyRun heard
KinoGami: no one pocket should have all this power
Juliamon: and completely unclippable
elkae: so stronk
Izandai: The question is... How does this go on the highlight reel?
Saxpython: I wonder if Nintendo life has some anti-twitch defense? is that even possible?
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon This is saddening
graal_smith: We secretly replaced Paul's tiny gameboy with malicious code, let's see if he noticeis?
Styxseus: That was, unfortunate, but also kindof amazing LUL
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Maybe not - let me see if there's a very brief VOD
RandomTrivia: Clearly XSplit is afraid of this tiny Gameboy
angryoptimist: Looking at the link--it's absurdly small!
Simonark: Has a game device trolled this hard since the Ouya?
DeM0nFiRe: wait what the link says it uses raspberry pi
aitsu100: tiny gameboy is the new powerglove its so bad (for the stream)
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS
GapFiller: Take 3!
Fire_Summoner: Tiny game boy too strong
LurkerSpine: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: That is like several time smaller tahn even raspberry pi zero how does it use RPI?
RandomTrivia: Third time's the charm! (do not try it again)
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
saiarcot895: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
angryoptimist: I wonder if the image is one of those ".webp images with a .jpeg extension for no good reason".
Japolai: OMG, it's called thumby and it's the size of a thumb
Saxpython: ok
SoundGuy0dB: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: it smol
RandomTrivia: @angryoptimist That might do it :D
EvilBadman: forbidden gamelad
CAKHost: lrrSIG x 3! The One That Makes It
angryoptimist: It's so small!
elkae: Thank you Beej for the meme drop in Seabats' Discord @LunarJade :D
CAKHost: Thumby
RandomTrivia: I guess it's too smol to fit in the extra letter
ANeMzero: A gameboy small enough to be a choking hazard
CranstonSnord: is there a tiny Virtual Boy you could show instead
Arclight_Dynamo: The Super Wii?!?! Kappa
Izandai: It's a Game Boy made for ants.
GapFiller: it looks like it can fit on a fingertip
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aitsu100: its a phone dangle
elkae: For Gamer babies
GraphicsContent: Toothpicks
lirazel64: I think at this point we should call it a Raspberry Seed, and we should hope it doesn't get caught in our lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Juliamon: I love the image of it plugged into a microUSB
CAKHost: Need tapestry needles to play
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Ah, the rare whole-stream clip :D
TheMerricat: Raspberry Pi RP2040 is the chip they use, not the whole pi
aitsu100: this is a gameboy for the borrowers
CAKHost: Or yarn needles
CAKHost: The thick, blunt kind
RandomTrivia: Mod BotW onto it!
ChroniclerC: Will it run Doom?
aitsu100: cant wait for it to play skyrim
ANeMzero: Back in my day Sim cards were the size of a credit card
EvilBadman: @ChroniclerC It was dooming the stream, ohohohohohoho
RandomTrivia: How long before "Minecraft but on Thumby"
CAKHost: First someone will get Doom on it. Because that always seems to be a think
CAKHost: *thing
angryoptimist: I mean, they DID have Minecraft Pi edition or whatever it was called.
Saxpython: Bring Back Casey Jones!
Izandai: The sole non-fighter in the cast?
ChroniclerC: Look. Smash has Isabele.
DeM0nFiRe: She gathers evidence to sue you to ruin your life
Easilycrazyhat: At least 4
angryoptimist: Hey, if they can have Pheonix Wright in MvC...
elkae: Reportabilities
SquareDotCube: so kind of like Frank West
KV1NN4: April has learned to fight (and has been mutated a few times)
Saxpython: #LowerTheBoom
KV1NN4: which they clearly ignore XD
RandomTrivia: Face full of boom fur :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: Drop the boom
elkae: That's a very good strategy though :D
EvilBadman: When boom dip, we dip, you dip
LordZarano: Raycasting!
RandomTrivia: Now I'm just picturing a big studio dolly mowing another character down
Saxpython: she gets a selfie helmet
angryoptimist: So, *classic* TMNT April, then.
kusinohki: didn't she run an antique store?
CranstonSnord: in the current comics, she's Mayor Stockman's assistant
KV1NN4: a young african-american teenager with red glasses
Koios7: @kusinohki i think she lived above one in the live action movie?
KV1NN4: @kusinohki Tecnically she inherited it from ehr dad and she kindda kept it open but it wasn't her main job (in fact it was costing her money to keep opne)
angryoptimist: There's a number of those, now.
ANeMzero: It is better than Playstation Allstars trying to reinvent the wheel and not really getting there.