Metric_Furlong: report link, as streamfall approaches
accountmadeforants: Come... Streamkiro!
accountmadeforants: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
beowuuf: oh hey ben lrrHEART wasn't sure you were streaming today!
benjamin_wheeler: Alright Isshin, last time didn't count
Didero: Hello everybody!
beowuuf: hey didero
Didero: benjamin_wheeler: <3
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
beowuuf: what happened in pac, did wackiness ensure?
Earthenone: did i miss the pokemon highlander stream or was it canceled?
beowuuf: cancelled i believe
Didero: Yesterday's Is This Your Card was cancelled, yeah
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: hey txc2 sergeHi
Metric_Furlong: poll's up, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
PharaohBender27: Yeah, canceled due to family issues.
Didero: Hi TXC2 !
TXC2: hello beowuuf and Didero
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Didero: So after this boss is defeated, what are we going to do with the 2 hours 15 minutes we've got left in the stream?
Traion: Hey Ben, hey Chat. Hope Kiefer recovers quickly <3
beowuuf: @Didero the same thing we do every stream, try and take over the world?
Metric_Furlong: practice doing backflips?
Didero: Two nearly identical ideas, I like 'em both
Traion: Ben is a showman he'll defeat the boss at exactly 3 hours for dramatic effect
Didero: That's what we thought last stream :p
beowuuf: i mean you gotta take in to account crossing with cori, so 2hrs 56 :p
TXC2: here we GO!
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
Pengu92: Show time! lrrHEART
beowuuf: and so it begins...anmd ends!
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
beowuuf: morning!
Didero: Oh right, Can't Draw Horses is today too
Traion: Morning Ben
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
Didero: I've got this week off work, and my sense of time is gone already
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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beowuuf: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: I'm checking the internet but all I'm getting are Rick Astley videos
Didero: Sekiro PiF: Extended Edition
Saxpython: Director's Cut
Traion: Edging Twitch Chat via bossfight Kappa
TXC2: it's not a bonus episode, 'cause then I'd have to do the clips Kappa
iconicshadow89: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART for you and Keifer
TXC2: we're going to beat the young man and the old man
Tom_Bruise: fitting we'd have a second final episode
Didero: Less 'unsuccessful' and more 'full practice mode'
Traion: I hear if you beat him first try you get James's secret second credit card number
TXC2: man remember when there were PTQs ? :p
Didero: How many pills are you on, my dude
EkstraLangeDruer: We're peak Wheeler
Didero: Second pill level achieved :O
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 I too miss going on Private Toast Quests
Traion: Second pill from the start. Boss stands no chance
Didero: oh shit Ben came prepared to KILL
EkstraLangeDruer: Been grinding a little bit, huh?
TXC2: Metric_Furlong that's the price we pay for having a family Kappa
Traion: Needed something to keep yourself occupied? <3
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Didero: Where did you find the carp corpse?
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 yeah, really ruins it. Turns the whole experience into a Public Taste Query
TXC2: the carpse
RandomTrivia: That tweet is gold
Pengu92: Wheeler murdering the leader of a noble house is the content we need in this trying time
KidAmn: you can stand under it, I understand.
James_LRR: Ella Ella.
Saxpython: aye aye aye
TXC2: hello James
Traion: The Umbrella would've made the hyperbeam enemies easier too ;)
Vyous: So it took sekiro to get wheeler to equip a shield Kappa
beowuuf: who's this thirsty fellow?
TXC2: that tweet picture should be an emote By the way
Simonark: I used to know the lyrics to 'The Old Umbrella Man' if it helps
TXC2: "I'll get you Sekiro!"
matthaus_c: it can with enough gadgets
Didero: Kill guy, guy turns into other guy, you know the drill
CaptainSpam: Watch as Wheeler one-shots him and the stream just ends early.
Metric_Furlong: who care about the story in souls games anyway? Kappa
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Traion: The running joke with Adam is that he doesn't even know he has prosthetic tools. So you are in good company :p
beowuuf: everyone know this characetr is really sami zahn :p
Didero: Eh, just do the warm-up live :p
Metric_Furlong: well, boss fight is over, gg everyone
ElektroTal: morning wheels, hope things are going okayer than before
TXC2: hello ElektroTal welcome
matthaus_c: ahoy Shivam
Traion: I sometimes find that I am better at the boss in a new session, brain had time to figure it out
CaptainSpam: There is no story in a Souls game. There's just lore. Nothing but lore. You're playing a history book until the game throws credits at you, then you stop playing the history book. That's all. Kappa
Simonark: Well this is a literal cut scene
matthaus_c: oh that means you're extra prepared
Metric_Furlong: ah, the old 'grandad wearing a grandson suit' routine
iconicshadow89: Cut off one hand two more shall take its place
beowuuf: @iconicshadow89 hail handra
Didero: Ok, this joke is too late, but:
Tom_Bruise: should've had your astral projection practice this fight while you were getting rest
Didero: But how about... 108 confetti?
TXC2: Dreams are your brain defragmenting it's self
beowuuf: seems a little op, maybe baack it off to 105 :p
matthaus_c: the dominance shimmy, love it
TXC2: Didero I get it!
Didero: Co-op version of Sekiro where one person controls Wolf and the other does all the menu-ing
Leonhart321: Oh good, I didn't miss. Thought it was a little later. Always get the timezones muddled
matthaus_c: that sounds more like pvp @Didero :p
Didero: @Leonhart321 I just added a second clock to Windows set to LRR time :p
CaptainSpam: Face me, Sekiro! Face me around the library!
TXC2: I also have a clock set to LRR time, also one for PAX east time :p
Didero: But the schedule page converts to your local timezone too, which is really helpful
beowuuf: @CaptainSpam :D
Traion: I've gotten real good at adding 9 hours in my head to whatever LRR says :p
matthaus_c: let's GO
Metric_Furlong: have we tried defeating him with logic? pointing-out that despite him being called a 'sword saint' he is *clearly* using a spear? kappa
TXC2: stay clam
Tom_Bruise: Wheeler, you've switched off your targeting computer, what's wrong?
TXC2: *calm
Leonhart321: In my defense, being in the UK means there's few and far streams where I am able to watch LRR live, so a second clock seems overkill
matthaus_c: stay clam!
TXC2: this fucker can do air bending slice!
CaptainSpam: Remain clam.
CaptainSpam: The clam... has not remained.
Didero: That went very well!
Pengu92: That was a really good warm up
Saxpython: Intense
Vyous: Very solid on the first few phases
CAKHost: Wait, who said he could bring the thunder?!
Leonhart321: Yep
Critterbot: Good first try though, you got this.
matthaus_c: can you not put her in a backpack and carry her to the reservoir
Traion: This effort is why I always use rice after gourds and pellets. It's just too much effort :p
CherryMagnolia: Ben is very good at this game
matthaus_c: the beyblade!
Phaers: i missed pastof dtreams , did he fight fire monkey
Traion: @matthaus_c she wouldn't like that. She stays near the Halls of Illusion because that is where all her dead friends are
TXC2: here's a question: if we don't fight Genichiro, does that mean he can't summon Isshin?
matthaus_c: @Traion could also put all her dead friends in the backpack
Didero: She should set up a rice delivery business
TXC2: like what is his plan?
Didero: Yeah, good point, Genichiro already stabbed the kid, what more does he want
Traion: I think he could summon Isshin anyway. He is just fighting us for spite I think
Tom_Bruise: Kenny G really is doing everything he can to keep things from getting saxxy
Didero: Everything seems to have more range than you'd expect
Tom_Bruise: never forget; the puniest mobs will kill you if you don't take them seriously
matthaus_c: dogs.
Leonhart321: Those bone wheels?
matthaus_c: ok fair :p
Vyous: Flailing hollows
Angnor33: Torch guys
TXC2: the ape shit monkey attack
Saulens181: ah, the good ol' apeshit technique
beowuuf: those torch ones especially, eshk
Metric_Furlong: it's always the runs where the first attempt gets most of the way through that have the hardest subsequent attempts
TXC2: Metric_Furlong i know right, why is that? :p
richard_ermen: <3
matthaus_c: I remember having big asylum hollows deja vu in the undead settlement
Vyous: Clean
Tom_Bruise: I like how Isshin just kicks the ground and suddenly a spear appears
CherryMagnolia: Clean
Metric_Furlong: ah, so you call yourself a sword saint but you also carry a pistol, curious
richard_ermen: Actually, he callas himself MR Sword Saint....
richard_ermen: lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: please, Mr. Sword Saint was his dad
accountmadeforants: He's a sword saint but he also wears a helmet. You can be a saint and have multiple objects. :B
matthaus_c: oh you ran into a boulder
matthaus_c: big oof
Didero: The true enemy: Nature
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, Ben, did you ever end up fighting Maria in Bloodborne. (Also, I nearly posted this as Mario, who is sadly not a boss.)
matthaus_c: gotta murder chris pratt at every junction
beowuuf: look, nature is great and all, but clearly trees were a mistake
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants Mario confirmed for Eldan Ring boss fight
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Saxpython: :) :) :)
TXC2: you say that, but surely there's been a game where you play as Bowser?
beowuuf: how did you solve that problem?
accountmadeforants: Maria's swell, sort of a proto-Sekiro boss. Love her.
accountmadeforants: It's too late Isshin, I've assembled all three colours of buff!
beowuuf: boom
matthaus_c: did wheels fight the demon monke? I might need to go scour the vods for that fight
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Metric_Furlong: matthaus_c Demonks?
TXC2: was that a Try pyromancy?
Leonhart321: OK, I know I missed the start of the stream, but just how long did you grind out to get over 100 confetti?
beowuuf: you gotta shock demonke
matthaus_c: that sure was a try pyromancy
TXC2: Leonhart321 at least an hour
beowuuf: @CAKHost might just be the burning stuff happening next door :p
TXC2: wait until the next phase, dude summons lightning
CAKHost: @CAKHost Ah that's explains it
ivdar: ahoy ben and chat, how are we doing?
TXC2: hello ivdar welcome
ivdar: how many attempts are we in for today?
Tom_Bruise: From a town known as Wheeling, West Ashina, rode a saint with a sixgun in his hand...
Traion: And this boss fight shows us why Japan exchanged swords for guns during the Meji Restoration LUL
Metric_Furlong: I like how the game is giving you tutorial prompts in the loading screens. just in case you got the final boss but hadn't worked-out what the parry button was
iridium_alchemist: @matthaus_c Can't remember if it was start of last stream or mid/end of of the one before, but yes.
matthaus_c: awesome!
matthaus_c: ty <3
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ivdar: oh that's rough
TXC2: gotta get back into the flow
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong i like to think it knows your brain is getting clogged up with more and more swear words, and simple things like how to parry or how to breath might just exit your brain :p
ivdar: this guy's a pisser
ivdar: it absolutely is the hardest phase
Saxpython: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
accountmadeforants: Don't worry about that one mob, they were toxic
TXC2: it's insidious
beowuuf: look genichiro, we don't need your shit right now, you're no tomoe nor isshin, so just sit down and let us kill you :p
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf because as we all know, the best way to calm a tilted person down is to tell them things they already know :p
ivdar: yeah get outta here genichiro
ivdar: nobody likes you
Leonhart321: @beowuuf You're not even a headless ape
NightValien28: oh hey wheeler is fighting ishin, how's that working out Kappa
thegitrogsquirrel: what does the rice do?
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong i never said the game was trying to help you when it was doing that, it knows what it's doing. take genichiro here or mr sword saint with the pistol :p
ivdar: @thegitrogsquirrel it heals over time
Traion: @nightvalien28 better than his fights against a giant carp or a giant snake
Didero: I've been near the edge the entire time. Of my seat, I mean
NightValien28: Traion ah yes the wildlife is the most dangerous of all enemies in the game LUL
matthaus_c: jump off for dominance
Leonhart321: Metaphorically or actually?
beowuuf: @NightValien28 ben can get to the third phase, and he has lots of consumeables, so victory is inevitable!
TXC2: "debate me Sekiro!"
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 lrrWOW
matthaus_c: chill isshin
TXC2: that rock pop in
accountmadeforants: "Guns are swords. Change my mind."
beowuuf: oooooh, bundles have set boosters now not draft boosters, obly having eight of them makes more sense now
ivdar: so I get that Isshin's spear was from that general he beat in the intro cutscene, but where did he get the gun?
ivdar: is there an Ammu-Nation in the afterlife?
matthaus_c: there definitely is bulat in the afterlife, I've seen tomato way
matthaus_c: bonk
dantedad222: stripLurk
ivdar: it's even a semi-automatic, look at the speed it fires at!
Didero: Rock the Dwayne Johnson?
TXC2: by the end of the Sengoku Jedai, Japan had more guns per capita then anywhere else in the world
matthaus_c: rock beats gun after all
Pengu92: Rock > Umbrella
TXC2: hello dantedad222 welcome
matthaus_c: this man got zoomies
Traion: @txc2 and Portuguese weapons merchants were very very rich
TXC2: Traion indeed
accountmadeforants: "Where is he?" as Isshin *scoot scoot scoot*s over the hill was a great image.
Didero: That umbrella seems very useful
ivdar: Peter Gabriel's classic, Shock the Ninja
Didero: I often waste too much time on number two
neonend: I think the feather is probably a better quick block
Saxpython: we're weak to rock and electric, I think we might be flying type
Didero: I wasn't talking about this game ;)
Tom_Bruise: anything that blocks his Blanka Ball is A-OK in my book
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I wasted too much time on number two.
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ivdar: @Didero time spent on number two is never wasted
Leonhart321: @Saxpython Steel too technically
Traion: @neonend umbrella is cheaper and lasts multiple attacks
matthaus_c: this man has havel poise shirtless
Tom_Bruise: Kenny G is a tad scrawny, but by the looks of it, he's survived getting blasted by lightning a LOT
Traion: Ben out of curiosity why are you preferring dodging to lightning reversal in phase 3?
NojhLivic: Heh. Just showed up and you're already showing me stuff I never figured out when I tried this fight.
Leonhart321: Corny? Really?
Traion: Jump. Hold L1, then R1 after you are hit
Uzumaki15: Looks too flashy for a Shinobi
Traion: But fair reason
Critterbot: You don't have to like it, but...
Didero: But the game has been built around those prosthetics, so it's not entirely gimmicky, right?
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TXC2: so it feel cheap to you?
matthaus_c: the bread and butter is why I like ds2 so much. dudes in armour rule
Saxpython: #TeamBread&Butter #TeamCarbs
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SilverBramble: wooo! 19 months
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accountmadeforants: (There's too many comments in between, now my comment just looks rude NotLikeThis )
Didero: I'm also a big fan of R2, but different franchise :p
senkesword: I think the quote "A true shinobi would know the difference between honor and victory" sums up this game's opinion on cheese
Didero: R2-D2 best robot
accountmadeforants: The guy says that as he cheeses you, and then later on runs away, and finally calls his big brother/grandpa to beat the boss. senkesword
SndWurks: There is just something elegant to the attack-parry-riposte sword play.
matthaus_c: let pikachu use thunderbolt! :p
Tom_Bruise: sometimes we just don't want to side in the pithing needle
matthaus_c: I like playing magic very aggressively. ds1 leaves a lot to be desired there, but it feels great in 2 and 3
Saxpython: I will say, I find Wheeler's gameplay very cinematic. I find it really enjoyable to watch
beowuuf: look, clearly the winning stratagy for stage three is wheelerBanana PokPikachu
accountmadeforants: Hell yeah
niccus: clean
matthaus_c: clean!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: lets go ben!
beowuuf: noice!
Traion: Clean!
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: ben pls
ivdar: oof
niccus: less clean
TXC2: !clips
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RandomTrivia: sergeFall
beowuuf: NO!
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Tom_Bruise: that was a cliff
beowuuf: that was BS game
matthaus_c: oh no, the controller
ivdar: controller pls
PharaohBender27: Oh wait wrong emote
beowuuf: or that was BS controller?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
iridium_alchemist: Controller NO!
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: controller breaking NotLikeThis
Critterbot: Uhh...?
ivdar: oh nooooo
Saxpython: NotLikeThis VoteNay NotLikeThis
Pengu92: The controller has betrayed us!
hd_dabnado: that face though
Angnor33: Why controllw, why?
matthaus_c: oh no the steal NotLikeThis
MrOrderlyChaos: That stare into the camera
beowuuf: that's like top 2 anime betrayals, and it's not even close :(
NojhLivic: Sekiro's dead eyes...
SndWurks: That face. That face was perfect.
TXC2: 1000000% blame the controller there
beowuuf: lrrEFF ing god confirmed
Traion: USB port wonky maybe? Switch to another one after this?
matthaus_c: I think you're a fucking god anyhow, but go off king
beowuuf: @TXC2 it's a one in a million chance that the controller would betray us in the end, so...
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: the gods are conspiring against him
beowuuf: did the controller behave itself after the weirdness right at the end of last stream?
matthaus_c: the Wheels of fate are turning
kristian_fischer: The SWORD Saint has a gun, huh?
kristian_fischer: Also, hello.
matthaus_c: and a spear
matthaus_c: welcome in @kristian_fischer
NojhLivic: and lightening
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
Tom_Bruise: The cowardly Isshin knows he cannot take our one-armed Wheeler in a fair fight, so he's conspired with the Gods to trip up his opponent wherever he can
beowuuf: sergeHi and yup, also a huge long polearm and lighting. :p
ivdar: dangit
Saxpython: that was anazing
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: controller why :
kristian_fischer: Bullshit boss fight happened.
ivdar: almost got the reversal too
matthaus_c: our ALLEGED friend turned on us
NojhLivic: Betrayal is what happened
Didero: You got incredibly close even with the controller malfunction, which is super impressive
beowuuf: controller was paid by Big Advert to take a dive
Traion: Try a different USB port maybe?
Pengu92: That was such an AMAZING comeback in the works
beowuuf: it *was* the controller afetr all!
Didero: But yeah, maybe try unplugging it and plugging it back into a different port
NojhLivic: Controller conspiracy revealed!
TXC2: oh you got this for sure
TXC2: !break
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Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
beowuuf: oh yeah, if genichiro ever lets us get to isshin, we've got this fight :p
beowuuf: "Delightful robocall scam: I just got a call with a *British* accent, telling me I'm committing *Canadian* insurance fraud, here in *checks notes* Los Angeles"
Saxpython: Beowuuf you gotta be more careful running an international crime syndicate
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf katesLol
Tom_Bruise: should've told'em you don't speak Crumpet, and ask them if they could speak Deutsch
beowuuf: look, syndicate is so pejorative, i prefer to think of it as an opportunity circus
Saxpython: Ich Habla Deez
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: habla deez nutz?
Saxpython: FBtouchdown
beowuuf: wb
beowuuf: ever
beowuuf: of any player
EkstraLangeDruer: Don't worry, I'm making a clip documentary of your struggles
beowuuf: controller stuff is the mana flood / screw of this game :(
accountmadeforants: Ben, the Controller Saint
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TXC2: stormgod519 lrrHEART
Saxpython: FBtouchdown Stormgod FBtouchdown
LurkerSpine: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Stormgod519: You got it Wheeler
accountmadeforants: Solid start
TXC2: and of course he shoots :p
Leonhart321: He has 3 pips, we have 3 pips. As long as he wants to trade evenly, we will take him eventually
TXC2: 1 > 0
mowdownjoe: 1 != 0
beowuuf: :(
Didero: More 'used' than 'wasted', I feel
beowuuf: cool
theblakdeth: that lightning reversal mechanic was so hard for me
beowuuf: in the zone now, no fear
Leonhart321: Nothing is wasted if we learn from it
theblakdeth: prolly because its used like twice in the whgole game
Potoo_of_Paradise: That was a good fight tho
Potoo_of_Paradise: nice one
Leonhart321: Look, I was being mystical and profound. Don't ruin it with you actual reasons XD
TehAmelie: a full life bar is a wasted life bar, eh
TheOtterWhoLies: Tomoe Origato mister roboto
Traion: Estus Math: the true mark of any good spellcaster in DS#
Traion: DS3
Leonhart321: No No, DS# applies as well
Leonhart321: That way we encompass them all
Didero: Soak up some flowers to put on Isshin's grave
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:16.
TheOtterWhoLies: Yasuo screaming "FACE THE WIND"
Traion: We've spent like what? 5 hours on this boss now? And I'm still enjoying every second of the fight. This is excellent boss design
TehAmelie: i was just thinking, that dual wield setup seems wildly slow
TehAmelie: mr Sword Saint
beowuuf: @Traion it's interesting that the 'throw away' fight of genichiro can still do surprising moves too!
Potoo_of_Paradise: Nice!
ACSherman: Love using the moves Isshin taught us against him
ivdar: Isshin, the Sword/Spear/Gun Saint
EkstraLangeDruer: We're on track!
ivdar: he's gaming!
theblakdeth: he's totally got it!
Leonhart321: @Traion Despite the difficulty, this is why he's my favourite FromSoft Final Boss, maybe even boss, ever
accountmadeforants: He's entering Maximum Gamerdrive!
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Leonhart321: YES
ivdar: WOOOOOO
theblakdeth: YOOOOO
Potoo_of_Paradise: NIIIIICE
niccus: HE POGS IT OFF
Potoo_of_Paradise: WOOOOOO
Critterbot: Got there!
ACSherman: We've engage Sekiroverdrive
Pengu92: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerMonkey wheelerH
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 <3 <3 FBtouchdown
EkstraLangeDruer: WOOOO
NojhLivic: YOOOOOO!
TXC2: !clips
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Didero: WOOP WOOP!!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHORN
fragilepaper: gg
JPattemore: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lemmel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
iridium_alchemist: YESSS! lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
theblakdeth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Tom_Bruise: GOT IT IN ONE
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ACSherman: Now Isshin stands back up and picks up his own head to beat us with
TXC2: You fucking did it Ben!
accountmadeforants: wheelerY seabatClap wheelerH
beowuuf: never. any. doubt
thraximore: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Traion: WOW
CAKHost: :D
Vyous: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fragilepaper: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Leonhart321: G. Freaking. G
Saxpython: :) VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea :)
Traion: Well done Ben!
ACSherman: and time
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DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
lyropithic: FBtouchdown
ivdar: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
Excalibur_1867_: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
CaptainSpam: Woo!
BusTed: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
hd_dabnado: wheelerMonkey
DeM0nFiRe: Cheer500 gdqClap lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN_HF
accountmadeforants: sajamVibe seabatClap wheelerMonkey
rhamzes: how long have you been fighting him? I just joined the stream
Didero: YOU did it! Amazing!
ContingentCat: We never doubted you
Metric_Furlong: rhamzes about an hour and half this stream
beowuuf: @rhamzes last stream and 1 1/2 hrs this strea,
TXC2: lets all take a moment to appreciate that
Vyous: It does not shove you into NG+, go ahead and kneel
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eboera: Stab em good Wheeler
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theblakdeth: There's an obvious prompt for NG+
CAKHost: :C
theblakdeth: Kuro...
Leonhart321: RIP
Tom_Bruise: oh no, now WE are the grumpy old man
ivdar: hmmm, themes about cycles, you say
Tom_Bruise: Lady, why did you steal my arm only to give it back?
TXC2: the devil you say
TehAmelie: no wai
BusTed: Who'da thunk.
ContingentCat: how new for them
Didero: Wait, do they mean we're the arm sculptor?
ivdar: I for one, am narratively satisfied
Leonhart321: What a strange and novel concept
Traion: @didero we are not. But we are on our way to becoming like him
Metric_Furlong: just like From Soft classic: Enchanted Arms Kappa
ContingentCat: just a singular thought? lrrBEEJ
nightsreach: are you thinking of doing the.. other thing, ben?
Traion: You could also take a look at NG+
Traion: This game is amazing
Didero: So why did we lose our arm and get it back then?
iridium_alchemist: What would you say was your top and bottom boss fights of this one?
NojhLivic: Yeah there's several tools I never mastered in my run.
Traion: @didero My interpretation is that we didn't want the arm anymore as we put down our weapons after killing Kuro
Leonhart321: @iridium_alchemist Actual bosses, or can we exclude Mist Noble?
NojhLivic: @Traion That's mine as well.
Leonhart321: @Didero We cast it off because of what we did, and she gave it back because the cycle would happen again
iridium_alchemist: Dealers choice I say. (personally I only consider the ones that give you attack boosts actual bosses)
nightsreach: this is probably my favorite from soft game because of the stealth possibilities inside a dark souls game
Vyous: I felt like the stealth aspect was an acknowledgement of the runs you do when fighting a boss from other souls games.
Tom_Bruise: your singular grievance, let's go
Didero: @Didero I feel like that could've been shown a lot better, even without spelling it out fully
Metric_Furlong: get past the oofah, and progress to the doofah
Traion: Owl
EkstraLangeDruer: That feels like it's a quick run but it's actuallt about 80% of the way through the game
NojhLivic: I admit I resented this game a little at the beginning because it started life as the Tenchu game I'm still pining for, and I thought adding all the dark souls bosses tainted it. But having cleared it now, I feel like it's a good fusion that honors both.
Didero: Speedrun for that is only 30 minutes Kappa
ContingentCat: maybe come back to it in the future when life things are less
TXC2: Tenchu is a great PS1 game
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Leonhart321: Demon of Hatred is a Dark Souls boss in a game where you are taught not to play Dark Souls
Potoo_of_Paradise: it felt like a typical dark souls boss to me and that felt out of place in this game
beowuuf: @Leonhart321 and don't quite have the dark souls tools
Tom_Bruise: Demon of Hatred would seem a lot nicer to deal with with an Ultra Greatsword, I reckon
Tom_Bruise: no need to get up his grundle
Leonhart321: Also, hella kudos for beating him on a blind run when I wasn't here apparently (still haven't watched the VOD yet)
accountmadeforants: And now that we're here: Gauntlet is hella fun. Definitely give that a shot or twenty once you have real time again.
Vyous: Those are boss rushes
Leonhart321: Boss rush
accountmadeforants: Boss rushes
Vyous: mhm
accountmadeforants: Yup
Traion: Boss rush
accountmadeforants: The outfits were added later, too
iridium_alchemist: Boss rushes with added twitsts
NojhLivic: It's self inflicted torture mode
Leonhart321: Rather, a boss rush where the last one is remixed ever so slightly compared to the normal fight
EkstraLangeDruer: Yes they are from a fairly recent patch
Traion: They added the gauntlet, the reflections and the outfits fairly late
Tom_Bruise: oh back to our roots, back to Shouting Horse Man
Tom_Bruise: yea this fight's missing something
Traion: Open a window Ben, the echoes from the English VA shouting can still be heard faintly around the world Kappa
accountmadeforants: Deja Vu, I've been in this place before? 🏎️
beowuuf: hah, get rekt first phase
NightValien28: yes
Tom_Bruise: guess you'll find out after beating this not-so-shouty horse man
Didero: Is that a 'Hey chat' question? Kappa
Leonhart321: I assume at this point, all bets are off if we're asked something yes?
beowuuf: more like hay chat :p
Leonhart321: @beowuuf More like Neigh Caht
Leonhart321: *Chat
beowuuf: @beowuuf :D
Traion: Yeah you DS him
TehAmelie: i like that you don't hurt the horse
Stormgod519: I GTG. Good luck Wheeler
ACSherman: His name was gyobu masataka oniwa :(
Leonhart321: We hurt the horse emotionally
TXC2: so long Stormgod519 stay safe
drfox17: I'm late!
drfox17: what have i missed chat?
Robot_Bones: oh I hear that she is easier if you parry her *nods
Tom_Bruise: @drfox17 some stuff
beowuuf: @drfox17 ben did the thing 15 mins ago! we had sekiro apprecition times and now a boss rush
Didero: Do these bossfights feel a lot easier now, Ben?
Leonhart321: We beat Isshin, and that's about it. Wheeler's messing about with the Gauntlets now
drfox17: eeey!
drfox17: I guess i'll see the fight on the vod
accountmadeforants: Honestly, the secret strat is just to be hella aggressive and occasionally parry. Don't block the boss battle, *become* the boss battle.
beowuuf: dance and counter dacne
accountmadeforants: (Which isn't directed at Ben, but at Robot)
Leonhart321: That's the mood I have everytime I attempt these
beowuuf: rude :p
Robot_Bones: Oh I was referincing someone who was here back seating
TehAmelie: hmm i think i remember this fight from Blade of the Immortal but then we were cheering on the other lady
accountmadeforants: Oh, I missed that, sorry
CaptainSpam: Look, lady, illusions aren't tangible. Your entire nomenclature system is completely out of whack, and I'm here to put an end to it.
Robot_Bones: no worries
accountmadeforants: Hardlight Illusions
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants Sekiro 2: Red Dwarf confirmed Kappa
Leonhart321: Edo Period Hardlight Constructs are established already in history. Kamen Rider taught me so
Traion: Kamen Rider is just science
TehAmelie: ha, did you see that gif of the praying mantis fighting some kind of industrial welding death machine?
Didero: Can you stab the ghosts?
TehAmelie: labeled only "Kamen Rider"
accountmadeforants: I did! It's great TehAmelie
Robot_Bones: the dead should be left well alone
Robot_Bones: Sek-Hero its right there in the name
accountmadeforants: Here's where I found that one, myself: Which is a decidedly worse title.
beowuuf: the real boss was contractual obligation
TehAmelie: lrrSHINE
Robot_Bones: That makes you the guy!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
accountmadeforants: The Bosshkiro
Metric_Furlong: (for anyone interested who hasn't voted)
Metric_Furlong: (you know, if you feel like it)
Metric_Furlong: (all 4 Furlong Points™ are still up for grabs, for anyone playing the guessing game)
beowuuf: My anime knowledge is so limited i would never be able to guess the name of the anime if it wasn't obfuscated :p
ContingentCat: !next
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Metric_Furlong: but if you guessed one correctly you'd have as many points as Ian Horner :p
beowuuf: we're currntly in post boss sekiro celebration times :)
beowuuf: LMAO, so really I just need to google random names and guess and I could be as good as an afficianado?
TehAmelie: i mean, how many animes could there be?
beowuuf: wb
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: hallo
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie at least 9
Leonhart321: So who do we start this Gauntlet with?
beowuuf: @TehAmelie i'm guessing probabaly 4 or 5, like, a lot :(
TXC2: Leonhart321 HORSE BOI!
accountmadeforants: Wait, I have as many points as Ian Horner? Twice as many if we also count the video game polls? Dang, that's some truly meaningless value!
beowuuf: @Leonhart321 THEIR NAME IS...
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants you have twice as many yes
accountmadeforants: Are you actually keeping track?
Metric_Furlong: (admitteddly Ian has only been present for 2 of these polls, iirc, but still)
Metric_Furlong: yes, I'm keeping track
accountmadeforants: Haha, yessss, validation.
Leonhart321: @beowuuf @TXC2 And these answers are why this is the right chat XD
Mattmitchell45: Wheeler, are you going to look into any lore content after this?
Mattmitchell45: Your playthrough got me into watching some and it's great
Mattmitchell45: Cool
accountmadeforants: Also recommend the speedruns, they're hella fun to watch
mowdownjoe: I tuned out for a bit. Did Ben do it?
Leonhart321: Oh boy are you in for a treat when you go down the rabbit hole
TXC2: mowdownjoe fuck yeah he did
mowdownjoe: PogChamp
Tom_Bruise: yea, her multi-form technique forms explode after the duration
beowuuf: @mowdownjoe yup :)
beowuuf: spfight
Didero: Is it a kind of msucle memory? Or do you mean you have to relearn it again?
Didero: It's raining ghosts, hallelujah
beowuuf: i'm more worried about the burning building :p
dantedad222: stripLurk
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Didero: At least this should hopefully just be Genichiro, and not with Isshin
Metric_Furlong: fighting him a Gen
beowuuf: wow, it took you until after the game was finished to find the perfect excuse :p
MagicalAttackGecko: wheelerMuldr
Didero: Presumably you can also do the Genichiro fight separately?
beowuuf: mulder is secretly a genichiro stan? who knew
ContingentCat: Maulder has opinions to share
Didero: Does Mulder understand their own name?
ContingentCat: it can be hard to tell if they don't know or don't care
Metric_Furlong: iirc Cats do recognise their names to a degree
TXC2: Animals 100% understand that they have names, most of the time they just do their own thing :p
Didero: Sounds like a fun cat!
ContingentCat: wow I've seen a few videos of cats playing fetch but it's rare
Metric_Furlong: in as much as 'this is the noise the human makes when it wants attention'
Didero: The stars know what they did
beowuuf: they're just helping you reach for the stars, by putting them lower down
Tom_Bruise: ask Nemesis about what it's like to shoot S.T.A.R.S.
Didero: Hey, those ghosts are pushovers! That glancing blow killed one!
beowuuf: @Didero clearly doesn't like the look of us :p
beowuuf: hey genichiro, nice dot, what you do, borow it form your grandad?
TXC2: "I made it here, despite your directions"
wariyagaurav: let's go......
Tom_Bruise: so is the Shinobi Umbrella just this game's Greatshield or what? Might actually get me to try this game after all
Traion: @tom_bruise you can only use it like 17 times per fight max
Tom_Bruise: that... seems like a lot of times
beowuuf: braveheart?
beowuuf: `fighting genichiro, for the first time Kappa
Tom_Bruise: Kenny G is just upset you thought so little of him while trying to fight Isshin, he's come back with a vengeance
Traion: Not really, it is basically useless while exploring because you have to use an idol to get more emblems to reuse it. And even in most boss fights you'll be using it sparingly
Leonhart321: Gyobou: "Move in haste and die" Isshin: "Hesitation is defeat" Getting conflicting messages here game
beowuuf: you have to hastitate
Didero: @Leonhart321 Steady confidence
TXC2: hastitate, has haste, enters taped
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 now who had the aneurism, you typing that or me reading that?
beowuuf: @TXC2 LOL
TXC2: Tom_Bruise por que no los dos?
DeM0nFiRe: How do you think this guy feels about you passing the castle gate?
Traion: If you are suffering from amnesia how do you know what amnesia is? Huh Ben?
beowuuf: dr dre will be able to diagnose you
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 ja luister, twee slagaderbreuken bij twee verschillende mensen, vrijwel tegelijkertijd is uiterst onwaarschijnlijk.
beowuuf: :D
TXC2: Tom_Bruise .....yes?
beowuuf: Doctor Who should have always been Doctor Whom :p
TXC2: anyway chat I have to go walk a dog, but I'll be back be for Horse club! so thanks for streaming Wheeler lrrHEART
beowuuf: !vagh
LRRbot: bIQtIq labtaH RebelliousUno je. bIQtIq jorchanDaj yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'!
Traion: Why are we speaking Dutch now?
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise So what's that Dutch for?
beowuuf: sergeHi see you soon txc2, enjoy the evening air!
Traion: Bye @txc2 have fun with the pup
Leonhart321: Later TXC
Tom_Bruise: @PharaohBender27 oh don't worry about it
4 raiders from EDH420 have joined!
PharaohBender27: No, Dutch, not Deutsch. Hollandisch, if you will.
EDH420: hope this are going better for ya ben!
beowuuf: hey raiders!
Leonhart321: Well, he beat Isshin, so only up from there
beowuuf: we'e beaten the game, this is a quick boss rush for fun and profit
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise Something about something funny between two separate people?
Didero: @Tom_Bruise "Yeah listen, two artery breaks in two different people, at practically the same time is extremely unlikely"
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise Ah. I see where I went wrong - I thought "luister" was something like the German word "lustig"
Tom_Bruise: yeah, turns out those languages don't overlap all that much after all
Traion: I got tripped up by artery breaks, because the German word for it is so different
Traion: So what makes Inner Genichiro different, do we know?
Leonhart321: What Ben said basically
Didero: @Traion I'm Dutch and I don't recall ever seeing the word 'slagaderbreuk' before. But then again, I'm not a medical person
beowuuf: more?
Metric_Furlong: uh... one more?
Metric_Furlong: dammit
Tom_Bruise: Look, I kinda forgot what an aneurism was, I had to translate real quick
Didero: No reason to stop now! Unless you have a reason to stop now
Tom_Bruise: I knew it was a bit
Didero: @Tom_Bruise I have looked up the word several times over the years and I keep forgetting the meaning
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Leave it for James to clean up.
TehAmelie: thanks for streaming!
beowuuf: this has been a fun PiF, thank you!
Saxpython: <3 :) <3
Didero: Thanks for this, Ben, I really enjoyed it!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Leonhart321: Thanks for streaming. It's been fun and hopefully you've enjoyed it.
Pygme90: <3
Traion: Thanks for streaming Ben. This was a blast
ContingentCat: katesParty2
Tom_Bruise: @Didero let's just hope we remember this time; it's when a blood vessel in your brain goes *pop*
Lwazo: <3 great
CAKHost: Thanks for the PiF and for the Stream, Ben!
beowuuf: the real question is, did we remember the 21st night of september?
accountmadeforants: I've only ever heard "aneurysme/aneurysma" as the Dutch word for aneurysm. (Or just "verdomde koppijn" :p )
Didero: I don't have the patience or determination to learn a video game at this level though >_>
Tom_Bruise: just hold L1, that's how I got through Dark Souls 2
Leonhart321: And hoping we haven't been too heavy on the backseating/spoilers/etc
ContingentCat: eh I don't tend to like playing fighty games myself but it's been fun watching
beowuuf: hope everything goes well for you and yours soon!
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2684 patrons for a total of $19,917.84 per month.
accountmadeforants: One last time, I say TRY, you say...!
Didero: @accountmadeforants 'compassion'?
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Metric_Furlong: 'hard' Kappa
Leonhart321: @accountmadeforants Rugby?
accountmadeforants: Didero Fair enough. And on that note, have a good one Ben. Hope things work out.
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Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
beowuuf: wow, control the schedule, and just give yourself all the time :p
beowuuf: ooh, extra wheeler? i... imagine you? :p
ContingentCat: oo a rare Tailor episode
DeM0nFiRe: Oh neato
beowuuf: can lander? yes lander!
Tom_Bruise: Pandemics ain't over, but the wait for Canlander is, baby!
beowuuf: short 'un, right?
Metric_Furlong: the return of #PowerSerge?
Didero: I think Serge is just going to play it for those two streams, but I could be wrong
Saxpython: almost nice
TehAmelie: do you put lox on a mox bagel?
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
Saxpython: @tehamelie VoteYea
TehAmelie: good times, good times
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Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Leonhart321: Thanks for the fun
ElektroTal: congrats!
ContingentCat: thanks Wheeler lrrHEART
Saxpython: lol
Didero: Thanks so much, Ben! I now better understand the appeal of these Soulslikes
Metric_Furlong: bye Ben
ContingentCat: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Saxpython: A+
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Leonhart321: Yeah, accurate
Metric_Furlong: poll's still up, while we're in the mid-stream void
beowuuf: months from now, the next wheeler PiF has to start with the 'end' of that long speech :p
Metric_Furlong: *between-stream void
TehAmelie: so til in 1600s Neapels a nobleman fought 20 duels and killed 14 people over who was the greater poet out of Ariosto or Dante. he admitted on his deathbed he had not read either one.
EkstraLangeDruer: It's been a blast guys, see you in the next one!
Leonhart321: And I'll catch everyone here again, when the time zones align once more for a series I can watch live
TehAmelie: the internet didn't invent that, apparently. . .
beowuuf: sergeHi bye ekstra
ContingentCat: sounds like a 1600 nobelman
beowuuf: and leonhart321!
TehAmelie: maybe he just tried to be on twitter ahead of his time
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie those types are not contained on twitter, unfortunately
beowuuf: who knew!
TehAmelie: zomg
Saxpython: lol
Critterbot: >_>
benjamin_wheeler: Thanks again y'all
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3
beowuuf: seabatClap
TheJoe743: lol
Leonhart321: T-t-t-t-t-that's all folks
Didero: Thank YOU, Ben! :D
beowuuf: thank *you*
ContingentCat: thanks wheeler
Didero: Wait, TXC2 isn't here. Uh, be sure to follow Ben's home stream too!
Didero: !homestreams
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beowuuf: smoothly done didero
beowuuf: do the other thing work?
Didero: Thank you, thank you
beowuuf: !ytmember
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Didero: I'm trying to remember the other things TXC2 always does...
Didero: !schedule
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Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Didero: !patreon was already called but it can't hurt
beowuuf: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
accountmadeforants: And make sure to greet everyone as they come in, you live here now!
beowuuf: no, wait, that's tomorrow
accountmadeforants: lrrHERE
beowuuf: lrrbot, unlike punchachunkbot, can't parse !command with a sentence after it
Saxpython: !dos
LRRbot: RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación!
accountmadeforants: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
beowuuf: whew
beowuuf: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #2964: "I want less ball..." —Cori [2016-07-13]
accountmadeforants: !kill some humans
accountmadeforants: :(
Didero: !kill genichiro
Saxpython: @accountmadeforants oh no! the loophole
beowuuf: good to know ahead of time, remove half the ball from the horse gifts
TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
accountmadeforants: But yeah, it's just some specific commands
accountmadeforants: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
beowuuf: wow, top 5 anime betrayls by lrrbot
accountmadeforants: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
accountmadeforants: Damn barcode
beowuuf: !findquote genichiro
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
beowuuf: see, no one cares about genichiro :p
beowuuf: the amount of variants on the vaseline / barcode commands is great
accountmadeforants: !spam
LRRbot: Today's spam counts: 0 hits, 0 repeat offenders, 0 bannings
beowuuf: lrrWOW i mean cool, but lrrWOW
accountmadeforants: !wprandom
Metric_Furlong: I was a bit worried that 'earth tones' would be a bit weak, but seeing the results come in looks like that may have been unfounded
beowuuf: chat is whimsical and diverse
accountmadeforants: Oh, and while we're at it, one of my favourite long commands:
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (2s from now).
accountmadeforants: !play cruel angel's thesis
LRRbot: No.
beowuuf: darn
beowuuf: and lol
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
accountmadeforants: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
beowuuf: !play desposito
beowuuf: also lol
beowuuf: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
beowuuf: :D
corianderd: My guest has not appeared yet. Gonna give them 5
accountmadeforants: !saveallgnomes
LRRbot: *Looks down and whispers*... No
beowuuf: ok cori, we're amusing ourselve with chat commands, so it's all good :p
Saxpython: !cori
corianderd: technical something something
Metric_Furlong: I'll put the poll link out one last time, then probably wrap it up when stream goes live
Saxpython: for some sick beats
beowuuf: we *do* like to party
beowuuf: !carrot
accountmadeforants: @corianderd
beowuuf: LOL, i was worried, but it's just a mod-only command
Juliamon: sneak peek behind-the-scenes in LRRbot: I think this is the response with the most associated commands
beowuuf: wow, neat
accountmadeforants: That's a delightfully early-Windows-looking interface
Juliamon: it's... very bare bones
Didero: !explain recogniser
LRRbot: The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at
Didero: Nifty!
kusinohki: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
beowuuf: it's weird to think that no one has cared about this for ages, and now will be able to care about it again :D
beowuuf: although RIP J.A.M.E.S o7
TXC2 returns from walk
Juliamon: And if you want to see the opposite, a single command with a *lot* of responses
TehAmelie: my favorite
TXC2: is anyone finding that firefox takes a LOOOONG time to start up these day, or is it just me? ;p
Didero: I've got FAR too many tabs open, and it doesn't feel slow to me
kusinohki: @TXC2 I've been having issues too for about 2 weeks now
Metric_Furlong: seemed fine for me?
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2, no idea, i've been inflicted with edge these days and haven't swapped over because it seemed weird and bloated now :(
beowuuf: i miss my esr version
TXC2: kusinohki yeah, it's been snice I update to the newest version, that was about 2 weeks ago
accountmadeforants: Timing it... nope, still takes two seconds, even though I've got about eleventy-billion tabs.
Juliamon: I still use Chrome because I value convenience over privacy and restart it regularly anyway
Didero: The only thing that feels slow is the address bar. I use keyword searches a lot, and if i press 'enter' too quickly, it'll say 'Address not found' instead of doing the search
CAKHost: Firefox seems fine to me, though I don't know if it has been updated...
accountmadeforants: Then again, I'm on nightly builds, so maybe that's just something they haven't fixed on the release builds yet.
CAKHost: Nope, it's up to date