HIYGamer: Follow up question. Why was boiling bear pee the goal here?
Juliamon: You'd have to ask the shaman
v_nome: I can just proclaim myself a shaman? Good news, I have a new job title!
TehAmelie: i assume to make it safe for drink
Juliamon: Oh good, now we have a shaman to ask
NotCainNorAbel: I'm not sure I want to change my title to Network Shaman
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Earthenone: ohh, i looked into it slightly, it might have been an attempt to cure corona virus
Juliamon: I would argue that "shaman" is a valid title for anyone dealing in electronics
v_nome: Well you see uhh... ghosts are into omorashi.
Juliamon: prayer is a valid strategy
Pteraspidomorphi: Not sure I understand the stream title. Why would there be from software jokes?
NotCainNorAbel: I don't want anyone else to know that though. I want people to think that it is very technical and exacting and has nothing to do with ritual sacrifices and chanting
Juliamon: They already know magic smoke is involved though
HIYGamer: @Juliamon As someone who works with electronics, I personally prefer the term technomancer
HIYGamer: @Juliamon That's how you know it's working
TehAmelie: i think there was a crapshot about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxuCc6buLgw
NotCainNorAbel: big jar of blue smoke we keep in the back. Don't let any of it out or it will break
Saxpython: what's good pre-spooky chat?
TehAmelie: not boiled bear pee
NotCainNorAbel: without context that sure is a statement
Saxpython: yeah I'm... I'm not touching that
Juliamon: It might still be good, we don't know
LordZarano: Is "Wets Nwope" any better?
Juliamon: They were only attempting it, we don't know if they succeeded
TehAmelie: just the concept of it was evidently bad enough
Dog_of_Myth: What's weird is the someone is going to ask what they are in jail for. "Attempted to boil bear piss and burned down a forest."
Dog_of_Myth: *that
Juliamon: "Damn, that's hardcore
Juliamon: "
TehAmelie: you know one part of that is going to get you in more trouble than the other, but which one?
Juliamon: "Hey fellas, that one got piss from a bear without getting mauled, don't mess with them
TehAmelie: "i boiled some bear pee" or "i almost burned down California"?
Juliamon: "
Juliamon: I apologize for all my hanging quotations and blame my head
NotCainNorAbel: so...in an incognito window I found out why they were boiling bear pee: They were thirsty and wanted to drink out of the river. So they boiled the water to get rid of the bear pee. Now anyone that has boiled water will know it is the water that leaves so it would just leave the 'extras' from the piss so this shaman is super bright
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon don't worry about it.
Dog_of_Myth: You almost made me spit out my drink so it's fair.
gualdhar: @NotCainNorAbel makeshift water desalination works the same way if you're stranded on a boat or island somewhere
Juliamon: I mean, boiling contaminated water is how you kill the bad things in it, so it's not an unfounded idea
TehAmelie: i'm sure there is an argument for boiling river water but i really don't think "bears pee in it" is it
Nigouki: well that's a stream title
Juliamon: purified bear piss is probably safer than untreated bear piss
WowoT: !next
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gualdhar: ok, this New World queue needs to settle the bus down, I'm on a "low" pop server and it's been over an hour
Stormthius: !badadvice
LRRbot: Caress the spider.
NotCainNorAbel: It isn't the worse idea. Also yes, if you collect the steam you get pure water. Just I don't think they/she was doing that. It seems like they were looking to boil away the piss
Juliamon: Did anyone *actually* think Amazon had secretly solved new MMO server issues??
gualdhar: I don't think you can "boil away the piss" without collecting the steam. I wasn't watching that part though
gualdhar: @Juliamon they capped per-server pops at 2k which seems low to me
NotCainNorAbel: The things in a puddle near a stream (reading further into the article) bear piss is one of the lower things to be concerned about
Juliamon: Their gaming branch isn't exactly known for quality
Juliamon: It does not bode well for tomorrow's stream, huh
gualdhar: it's fine if James makes his character and logs in ahead of time
Boon_33: lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
gualdhar: which, someone should tell him to do that
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let's NOPE: Ben and Adam hop into Tormented Souls and I swear to GOD if anyone of you make ONE Dark Souls joke at ANY MOMENT I will speed hack myself IRL and come running to your residence so fast to clap those cheeks that you'll wake up in Things Betwixt | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1443001705205960708
LordZarano: So, the headline was nonsense and written by someone different than the article?
Bengineering: the game works fine gamers are babies
thegreatwyrdling: *dark als
TehAmelie: i'm afraid i got bamboozled
josh___something: Wets nope?! PogChamp
thegreatwyrdling: dark souls joke here
Catastrophil: Ah, the ol' "Having twitch open in another tab waiting for the stream to start and being really confused where the music is suddenly coming from"
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm hoping to get a peek at the game tomorrow, missed Ben's stream. I hope it's working at the time
LordZarano: Do you have the cage's consent to bang?
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gualdhar: I'm not complaining about the server queues so much as I'm surprised *this* server has a queue this quickly
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Omthebox: Oh boy, cant wait for the two hours of people technically not making Dark Souls Jokes.
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Juliamon: If nothing else, this music's decent
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josh___something: Music is chill
jessieimproved: Makes me think we're about to play a pleasant story game
Manae: Just because the countdown is going doesn't mean I ain't gonna go for that 0s ago
electra310: Man, today has been ROUGH. I need some spoopy boys in my life so I can relax for a little bit.
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Manae: !next
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beaujagr: i just ripped an apple in half with my hands so my day just went from "okay" to "rad as hell"
electra310: :D
sydnius: Let Snope
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
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TehAmelie: that's rad. maybe even k-rad
josh___something: let us nope
Saxpython: chill audio is chill
electra310: This music sounds like the beginning of a guided meditiaton. I'm into it
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Manae: At some point, I'll try to get every stream in a week. At that point, i will retire
electra310: Spoop time!
Mai_Andra: lrrSPOOPY
thegreatwyrdling: sing me to sleep spoopy boys
LarkSachrosis: I am now postpared!
eric_christian_berg: I'm ready. Fuck me up.
TehAmelie: this could be nice to watch just as my caffeine is starting to wear off
Magnifisquatch: my spoop is ready
jacobc131: "prepare yourself" as if anything ever could prep one for the lets nope
Manae: lrrSPOOP
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP
Styxseus: :D
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP
YawnLance: HAHAHA
GhostValv: haha
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Keaton__Mask: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
SnackPak_: nailed it
GlennSeto: XD
goldengopher01: LOL
electra310: :D :D :D
Boon_33: lrrSPOOPY
Scy_Anide: Perf
TheWriterAleph: LUL LUL LUL
Nigouki: Hello highlight reel
YawnLance: Perfection
Gulleko: eogHee
CaptainSpam: SMOOTH
Omthebox: Rip
Pteraspidomorphi: I suspect that didn't go as planned
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jessieimproved: omfg
thegreatwyrdling: dead
gualdhar: whelp
Stormthius: FBtouchdown PogChamp
Juliamon: Flawless
Styxseus: Perfection
TehAmelie: welcome highlight reel
Ivalenz_: FBtouchdown
Keaton__Mask: FBtouchdown
Manae: MEDIC!
eric_christian_berg: Perfection.
NotCainNorAbel: lol
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: extra spookey
Anstu: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lyropithic: Flawless execution
Tangsm: Did he died?
journojared: best opening
GlennSeto: On brand.
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GhostValv: FBtouchdown
xantos69: FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: WOW *puts on smoking jacket*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like buttah
CompletelyUnsure: C L I P I T
The_Color_Twelve: PrideWingL FBtouchdown PrideWingR
fastlane250: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
immortal_spooder: Awesome start!
NightValien28: our beautiful dumb bois
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Pteraspidomorphi: Welcome to the highlight reel?
asthanius: The Boy!
hatboozeparty: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
beaujagr: AMAZING
korvys: cold mic
Stripe_dog: Yeah that was expected.
hesterbyrde: Absolute perfection, loves.
fireiceair1989: fireic1Pop fireic1Pop fireic1Pop
NightValien28: thank god you two are cute
Isaac3567: Okay that instantly flipped my night around, I love this stream
Boon_33: lol
Darleysam: kharRIP
LarkSachrosis: Yes, this is what was always supposed to happen.
Omthebox: College PogChamp
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Kramburger: MIC 5
josh___something: XD
asthanius: What do students have?
jacobc131: I was NOT prepared lol
TheWriterAleph: gennaLUL gennaLUL gennaLUL
Scy_Anide: I've had that song stuck in my head for days and I'm not tired of it at all.
Diabore: adam went with too much force
rosesmcgee: seabatClap benginFingers
MegaDosX: Wait what happened? I was afk getting a coffee
DiscordianTokkan: EASY College? sounds like lies
thegreatwyrdling: !highlight
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ggodopaste: does anyone have that clip?
Earthenone: @asthanius debt, mostly
Diabore: RUN TI BACK
NotCainNorAbel: we got the sound
lynzeborden: Just what I needed to get through this employee eval I have due on Thurs. thank you, Adam.
YawnLance: I thought that was part of the bit?
CururuGuasu: Ben died on the way back to his home planet
electra310: It was all perfect
gualdhar: do over time
hatboozeparty: Redo?
Stripe_dog: Do it AGAIN
asthanius: That made it better
TehAmelie: the musical episode worked though
SnackPak_: From the top lrrBEEJ
asthanius: It was cinematic
GlennSeto: It was kinda funnier with just the music.
Tangsm: It was like the best classic silent film.
jacobc131: the youtube peeps can enjoy this moment
RayFK: Muted? That's the real Dark Souls experience. (Now you have to come to my house so I can see my friends)
NotCainNorAbel: use the other ear
fastlane250: It was SO better watching you guys silently crash into each other
josh___something: It was good
unicornly: It's going to be a good one tonight scooby gang
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: We're doing it live!
Easilycrazyhat: Wait, I just showed up.
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ook
zazamost: FROM THE TOP
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
The_Color_Twelve: hl
lamina5432: It was better muted
hatboozeparty: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
NightValien28: do not hurt yourself
Styxseus: THUMP
noisyblizzard: numotGHOST
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam nearly took Ben out there
eric_christian_berg: The new intro rocks.
Kramburger: MOAR POWER
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electra310: Adam too jacked
Easilycrazyhat: Adam is too stronk
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip that
josh___something: XD
Brozard: seabatClap benginChamp seabatClap benginChamp seabatClap benginChamp
SnackPak_: BOYS!
MrTheWalrus: All right, take four...
GhostValv: ending some careers
NightValien28: I am barely pushing it, says giant man that does sumo squats
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gualdhar: that gym membership is paying off
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Bumper chairs!!
beaujagr: HA
mxsaturdaynite: Adam too swole!
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
jacobc131: you should se the other version of here comes the BOI
LuckieIsLive: Ben said here comes the boy but Adam said here comes the BOI
Ba_Dum_Tish: The stream were we set speedrun records
korvys: And take world records
Sniknob: Is it New World?
TheWriterAleph: this episode of wet snope comin in hot like CurseLit
gualdhar: oh this one
gualdhar: it's... fine
Catastrophil: It still feels weird tuning in and it being something other than Resident Evil
Juliamon: I actually heard Alex Hirsch's "Here Comes the Dude" version first
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SnackPak_: It me!
Nigouki: wat
TehAmelie: hey it's the famous horror game show hosted by a speedrun world record holder and the Boshy
Kramburger: UM
Kramburger: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
asthanius: Videonasties!
SnackPak_: huh
dslucia: TOS TOS!
electra310: Better adult!
CaptinOfBeez: im excited
RayFK: The Review UNDER that one was great
sydnius: lrrWOW
RayFK: It was perfectly suited for you
GhostValv: gratuitous BOP
Jobot180: BOOP
Pteraspidomorphi: Correct, your volume is good for us I think
saucemaster5000: I love that that makes for 30 year olds as opposed to... people who think they're 30
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
RayFK: Told you
MegaDosX: Shots fired!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SnackPak_: damn
KV1NN4: hmmmmmmmm worried; some folks who 'love how thigns were' wanna drop F (the longer one) and R bombs...
public_key_reveal_party: They called you out
dslucia: katesLol
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Jess_Lou_: Expecting some good reactions now
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LarkSachrosis: Shots fired!
NightValien28: perfect
mowdownjoe: LUL
YawnLance: Some people are just "reacters"
SnackPak_: I'm reacting right now
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks, is it spoopin time?
jessieimproved: We love you boys we don't need jump scares to stay
CururuGuasu: My brand!
rabbitgta: not everyone can be world record holders, Ben
Jobot180: I am ready for a reactionary stream
beaujagr: you better
Anexmedia: Why is the cursor Leon's hand?
jacobc131: can you keep it down at the dinner table? you're alays trying to "react"
NightValien28: 90% of famous youtubers are just " react" people
Ba_Dum_Tish: I remember when Ben jumped at everything
sydnius: F=ma
Rustpile: Hello spooky bois and also chat!
MegaDosX: So how long until they attempt to speedrun this game?
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! lrrSHINE KonCha
beaujagr: THANK YOU
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, the jumpscare reaction in the latest highlights was pretty amazing.
SquirrelLord1111: Just got here in time for the Game!
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josh___something: World record holder bengineering
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Darleysam: those Steam reviews are already giving me Daymare vibes...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mill Galentine
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DocAwesome: Woo 65 months! Ready for more Spooky Shenanigans!
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Easilycrazyhat: Oh do you? Name every name.
CommiePuddin: Which is better, Let's Nope for the scary games or Let's Nope for taking the piss out of every other stream on the planet?
electra310: Ding dong!
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a fashion statement...
KeytarCat: What is this costume design
Kramburger: Actually, Jesus name was Jeshua, Jesus is a Greek name
YawnLance: Letters? Pog
DaSunao: This already looks very Resident Evil in graphics
TehAmelie: putting makeup on with gloves seems like hard mode
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kevenwith2es: React for me, streamers
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Omthebox: Its an old home. Could be poorly insulated
KV1NN4: Priuorities
ButButTheJesus: OH BOY
MegaDosX: Definitely starting strong
Easilycrazyhat: oh boy
saucemaster5000: video game character cosplaying as their own video game character
Pteraspidomorphi: She doesn't seem to fit in with the surroundings
asthanius: I can't wait for this to turn into "the developer's barely-disguised fetish"
xantos69: That outfit is profoundly extra
dslucia: i never receive letters!
Stripe_dog: haha same tho
mowdownjoe: Hey, I like wearing my LRR mod jacket in my apartment!
Jobot180: Yay! Mail!
sydnius: F
KV1NN4: look, sometiems you wanna pout all your clothes on BEFORE you apply the makeup x.x;
Darleysam: Daymare, yep
beaujagr: <3 Thank you haha, Let's Nope is the first place I got to hear my name from people who I wasn't dating lol
jessieimproved: We're going to go there. Then we'll be there
MegaDosX: Wow, she got a John Doe letter?
josh___something: Oh... no...
ArkhamArchivist: This is a strong start
Isaac3567: Heys where's the postal code?
public_key_reveal_party: I love getting these sorts of totally real letters from real people
CaptainSpam: What the hell, that's not a Canadian address.
hesterbyrde: letters from strange men... has never gone poorly
Jobot180: This is definitely not spam
sydnius: mmm anthrax
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TheOneCalledStu: Dont get too spooked now ya hear lrrSPOOP
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CaptainSpam: Where's the postal code?!?
BusTed: Ottowa
asthanius: Canada
Nigouki: Why is there no province?
NotCainNorAbel: Canada
public_key_reveal_party: it's called world building
MegaDosX: It's next to Sokovia
Manae: Wait, Canada to Canada, wouldn't you NOT put Canada?
Stripe_dog: We're going to Wildberger Hospital, and then we'll be there.
Ashton: What, no postal code?
electra310: Do you guys not need to use province?
mowdownjoe: This isn't how Canadian addresses are formatted? :p
Jobot180: Madeupitoba
MegaDosX: Oh it's a real place?
Ba_Dum_Tish: So RoadQuest to Blackwood
TehAmelie: how rural is this hospital for the hospital to just be its own street address?
CaptainSpam: This game is a FRAUD! 0/10
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
niccus: oh no, they're canada experts, we're found out
ButButTheJesus: a fake address?!?!
saucemaster5000: or vancouver
Juliamon: Pick a random-ass puddle in Saskatchewan
asthanius: There's a Blackwood Island in Australia
rabbitgta: so this is the "tri-state area" meaning no where specifically
Darleysam: oh, yeah, my new bofriend John Doe, you wouldn't know him, he lives in.. Canada
Stripe_dog: Yeah Canada's basically a fiction anyway
SnackPak_: rude
Diabore: do they though?
NotCainNorAbel: maybe they are trying to hide where it is from
Dog_of_Myth: Name one.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ottowa, Canada
gualdhar: lots of people are wrong
platinum_tarrasque: is zoom in for other?
Omthebox: Half the people in Saskatoon
ArkhamArchivist: No no, it's in Scamskachewan
TheWriterAleph: ANTHRAX!
Pteraspidomorphi: Papercuts!
CommiePuddin: All three people that live there.
Dromos_GHG: so sender is sus?
Anexmedia: Sasquatchewan
ButButTheJesus: nb4 we're a twin
mxsaturdaynite: Blackwood Islands are in Saskatchewan.
sydnius: TableHere
asthanius: they don't look like twins though?
LarkSachrosis: That polaroid did psychic damage
Rustpile: you care about Saskatoon eh? Name 5 of their albums
TehAmelie: zero to creepy twins in one minute?
raulghoulia: Silent Hill?
CaptainSpam: "Oh, crap, I forgot to pick the kids up from school!"
Pteraspidomorphi: It's been....
KeytarCat: psychic damage by mail! I've read about that serial killer...
TheWriterAleph: @Anexmedia LUL that one got me, thanks
Tangsm: Polaroids were pretty pointy.
Earthenone: most horror game protagionists are twins
Rynehawk: whattaburger hospital?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh lord it IS Silent Hill
SnackPak_: perchance to dream
gualdhar: that was an unfortunate line
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why are we going at night?
asthanius: it must be tough living in a hospital-mansion
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: How many gazebos does this hospital have?
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MegaDosX: OK so the subtitles are off-timed
saucemaster5000: who are you and what is your job narrator?
Diabore: so, speedrun?
Juliamon: Yeah this feels like another VAs-by-Fiverr
KeytarCat: I, too, sometimes have a hard time getting girls out of my head
MyBestHat: last month?!?? old news, snooooore
Keaton__Mask: @Ba_Dum_Tish aren't you only legally allowed to go to creepy hospitals at night?
sydnius: OUTLAST, is that u
asthanius: The animation's pretty nice
Pteraspidomorphi: TalesFromTheManaCrypt asking the important questions
Rynehawk: pants are overrated
Laserbeaks_Fury: RPD?
Mr_Horrible: just seems impractical
Cavemanhar: I see the blackwood islands in saskatchewan
TheWriterAleph: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt "i attack the gazebo"
Stripe_dog: "I can't sleep, and when I can fall asleep" I too sometimes start my sentences with a contradiction.
GhostValv: not optimal
MyBestHat: she just came from a cosplay party guys
DrasonSpike: but pants get torn and leave behind evidence
MegaDosX: Oh boy, Dutch angles?
raulghoulia: Don't you hate pants?
ArkhamArchivist: Weird, her Getting Letters clothes and Exploring Hospitals clothes are the same
oplinger: it's the double belt that gets me
DanielleWasDelayed: bonk
CompletelyUnsure: I do dig her hip-purse
TheOneCalledStu: Dead Rip
asthanius: MERC'D
MegaDosX: Welp, RIP her
beaujagr: WTF
CaptainSpam: GAME OVER
Tangsm: Pants aren't overrated when there are spiders.
NavelWarfare: rip
noisyblizzard: BONK
Brozard: WHAT
LarkSachrosis: Did Amadeus Arkham build this hospital?
mochabeanie: WOOF
Keaton__Mask: F
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow game over
TehAmelie: good game
GhostValv: GG
TheWriterAleph: Y O U D I E D
MegaDosX: Roll credits
Talin06: you died
Rustpile: oof
DrasonSpike: Game over
Laserbeaks_Fury: YOU DIED
EMNetwork: boink
electra310: Can we speed run it now?
Ashton: *roll credits*
oplinger: oh sorry i missed the ribbon, that gets me too
BlindProphet32: The dutch tilt killed her
Earthenone: i see it a lot in videogames the heavy top light bottoms, im not sure they know how people dress
Keaton__Mask: roll credits
pn55: jlrrCoolgame
Rustpile: rock and rooled
asthanius: UM
Brozard: UH
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: F
Dezufnocosem: you failed the QTE
Rustpile: rolled*
YawnLance: Uhm
Omthebox: So soon eh
rabbitgta: good thing she is already in a hospital
sydnius: FBtouchdown
MyBestHat: boobas confirmed
frozenphoenix7: Uhmmmmm
mochabeanie: should have parried
hatboozeparty: Ew
CaptainSpam: Well, then.
frozenphoenix7: Don't like this
electra310: Oh no, our kidneys!
NightValien28: this took a turn
WalkingProfanity: nudes her
DHCanadian: well, good game
KV1NN4: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stripe_dog: WASTED Fortunately we'll just respawn at the front door because it's a hospital.
Omthebox: Good ol antifreeze bath
LarkSachrosis: Well that happened fast
YawnLance: This is a thing for someone benginWat
beaujagr: Well this wouldn't last long on Instagram
Isaac3567: Shitty Matrix vibes?
Earthenone: ive seen this anime
rasterscan: *wince*
CaptainSpam: Zero to boobies in how long?
gualdhar: I've seen this hentai
Styxseus: Well that didnt take long
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Congratulations you no longer have a liver
Mr_Horrible: 0 to 60 *very* fast here
Alchemistmerlin: uhhh
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EMNetwork: booby streaming
TheWriterAleph: "Why is she dressed that way?" Game: "all right HAVE IT YOUR WAY! no clothes!!"
Juliamon: That's.... wow
SnackPak_: I don;t like it
Mr_Horrible: good lord
LarkSachrosis: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
hesterbyrde: ah the male gaze...
KeytarCat: wtf
Darleysam: oh, hey, time to developer's kink... 3 minutes
DrasonSpike: missing a eye?
saucemaster5000: what... did you guys pick this week??
MyBestHat: oh some very specific people are LOVING this
frozenphoenix7: Nope, don't like this at all game
Anexmedia: This is like the time I went to see the second matrix with my dad and didn't know about the extended sex scene
KeytarCat: wtACTUALf
InquisitorGaia: not liking that audio design
Geekscience: oh shit its like the matrix
Countjondi: Well im out of my comfort zone, sooo welll done.....?
MegaDosX: She definitely looks like she's missing an eye
asthanius: So...got a backup game?
CommiePuddin: wash your hands please
Excalibur_1867_: benginWat benginWat benginWat
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CastleOtranto: Ah, taking ivermectin I see.
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is certainly a way to start
Geekscience: but less sexy than Keanu Reeves
sydnius: demonetized
BrowneePoints: Dats a boobies
CompletelyUnsure: having taken a tube out of someone's throat irl, that wasn't nearly gross sounding enough
josh___something: Already huh...
Jobot180: WTF?! when did we get to hentai?
Diabore: took our clothes too
Rustpile: what in the where's waldo is happening here?
fastlane250: doordash picked the BEST time to show up lrrEFF
GlennSeto: Maybe they improved it!
MrTheWalrus: Well, that is indeed gratuitous, as advertised.
beaujagr: Category: Unnecessary
ArdCollider: I'm uncomfortably reminded of voice actors having to refuse jobs that are actually cough fetishists.
Geekscience: They took my eye, MOrty
Ba_Dum_Tish: What was the point of all of that?
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0x6772: Ah, universal "getting dressed/undressed" sound effect.
TehAmelie: why did they. . .any of that
eric_christian_berg: It ain't a horror game if you don't lose a body part in the first fifteen minutes.
ArdCollider: disguised as "we're making a game, please sound grosser"
KV1NN4: y'know i don't recall that many horror games or movies with full frontal
niccus: did it get patched out or something
Stripe_dog: It's MODERN tank controls.
Isaac3567: @CompletelyUnsure Having HAD a tube removed from down my throat... I agree
CompletelyUnsure: check settings?
thomas_artisto: WHY WERE U NAKED
MyBestHat: adam is immediately done
electra310: So you could breathe, dummy
objectivefailure: @Ba_Dum_Tish Game dev had a fetish
Mr_Horrible: very glad that nudity was *literally* for the cutscene and nothing else mizzTake
Darleysam: "that kid is BACK on the RESPIRATOR!"
CururuGuasu: Gratuitous!
MegaDosX: How is it she only just notices this?
InquisitorGaia: The resperator is connected to the throat bone
Omthebox: So this is overwhelmingly positive ey
beaujagr: @CompletelyUnsure Yeah, it's super unpleasant
Robot_Bones: Tank controls are for when Chris Redfield shows up in an actual Tank
NightValien28: she is very anime
Rynehawk: she'll rue the day she came to see
frozenphoenix7: I think this game sucks
Stripe_dog: Sorry, you had to see you didn't have an eye to notice you didn't have an eye?
Styxseus: PFFF
DrasonSpike: shit, grose
Rynehawk: the eyes have it
Ba_Dum_Tish: I should stop asking questions that the game dev probably hasn't thought about.
MegaDosX: I feel like I'd notice immediately if I were missing an eye >_>
ButButTheJesus: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
Tangsm: "Okay, calm down. We had two eyes, this is fine."
caoinlean: gross gross gross
Rynehawk: eye eye capn
LarkSachrosis: This is when you call the army, or ghostbusters.
snortablecola: gimme ya eyes
Anexmedia: "I asked for more pockets, but not like this.."
oplinger: overwhelmingly positive
public_key_reveal_party: this character model looks like a completely different art style to the environment, or is that just me?
Earthenone: are you aware of your eyeballs at all times?
Boon_33: woe is me
xantos69: Cheer50 So Ben and Adam, I missed the last 60 seconds of game play. Please go ahead and explain it all to me in great detail.
Juliamon: Don't cry, that's gonna sing
Mr_Horrible: "but, but... it was MYball!" D:
YawnLance: This is gonna be a fuckin' ride
objectivefailure: And her other eye is clipping through her skin
Dalrint: What a moment to join the channel...
Cavemanhar: put the bandage back on plz
Juliamon: *sting
Geekscience: Where are my eyeballs, summer
Jobot180: Put some gause in there at least
DrasonSpike: at least have a nother thing put in there
NotCainNorAbel: What did we learn...never open the mail
frozenphoenix7: Everyone I think this game sucks
Makrosian_Tae: This is...something
ArkhamArchivist: Overwhelmingly Positive (tm)
kevenwith2es: Bright side: 2B cosplay opportunity
NightValien28: horror games have a low bar don't they
KeytarCat: I would not have taken off that bandage until I found help
Orlantia: organ harvesters
Dezufnocosem: my favorite eye
Masslost: this looks like a horrible airbnb fyi
Makrosian_Tae: "Overwhelmingly positive"
Sniknob: Twitch Streamers ""react""
eric_christian_berg: Check your kidnets.
RealGamerCow: How long until something else gets stuck in there?
graal_smith: Can we make To Software jokes?
fastlane250: y'know, i'm gonna come back later while i still can eat.
ButButTheJesus: @xantos69 she found a picture of twins, and went to this hospital to investigate
NarishmaReborn: on the plus side, likely full on kidneys
rabbitgta: probably faint if I woke up with an eye missing
Omthebox: I never considered if crying with a freshly plucked eye would sting or not. Til today
beaujagr: pour one out for the peeps who apparently rated it overwhelmingly positive after seeing their Special Thing in the first five minutes and hitting peak
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, you don't want stuff getting in there
lamina5432: Who cut adams hair
Tangsm: So if this is like Resident Evil, you're going to find your eye, pop that sucker back in after coating it with some random chemical, and be just fine.
TheWriterAleph: !cardname jar of eyeballs
BogglesUrMind: 1. Did that say William Wildburger? 2. Why do we read diaries in X-ray slates?
GlennSeto: Seems legit.
Keaton__Mask: @lamina5432 it's just pulled back
MyBestHat: some stitious
YawnLance: Slightlystitious
CururuGuasu: She also gave me this cool eye!
MegaDosX: I'm substitious
TehAmelie: normystitious
underhill33: Just a lil' stitious
Anexmedia: @MegaDosX beat me to it
Pteraspidomorphi: Infrastitious?
Mr_Horrible: Tangsm if there's any justice in this world we'll get the mechanical eye from the end of Thief 1
Stripe_dog: "I don't think this had any meaning but I figured I'd write it down anyway for posterity."
RealGamerCow: semistitious
Ba_Dum_Tish: just stitious
ArdCollider: seems stish
KV1NN4: substitious?
weff47: my stitiousness whelms me
Robot_Bones: I mean now we can put in a sharingan right?
GlennSeto: It says "Fine" ... I doubt Caroline is fine.
ButButTheJesus: did it hurt?
electra310: Babbos
thraximore: ha
Rynehawk: stupid babies
MegaDosX: 12:35
MyBestHat: this game is a mashup of all the horror games that i stopped playing after 20 minutes PogChamp
Stripe_dog: But it's not cracked
Mr_Horrible: too soon, Ben! D:
NotCainNorAbel: what do we know about fallen angels
Rustpile: Ah yes, my fav Stevie Wonder song, moderately stitious.
graal_smith: Study finds that 1/5 high schoolers graduating without object permanence.
MegaDosX: I mean, the game did literally just give you the number >_>
quigonginnjuice: *flips over pocketwatch* "A soul still burns"
TheWriterAleph: 0451
GlennSeto: I'm just guessing here, but I bet one of them just lost an eye.
Dog_of_Myth: 1234
sydnius: monkey
Robot_Bones: They have their mother's eyes, "Gomez, get them out of their mouth"
TehAmelie: i used to be superstitious and feckless, but i swapped around so it evened out to make me titious and full of feck
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait why is the pocketwatch a file?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: 7:01
asthanius: The watch has "1783" in the middle
Earthenone: 1234, did they just not update the password?
GlennSeto: 1235 is still a terrible password.
asthanius: Now *we* are the puzzle master
BrowneePoints: Now you can put people in horny jail
Stripe_dog: Dude, free pad lock.
ButButTheJesus: WRANCH
Pteraspidomorphi: Is it a single use wrench?
MegaDosX: Good question. Next question.
NightValien28: wrench !!!!!
public_key_reveal_party: kitchen wrench!
MyBestHat: ah the pip wrench, the best medicine
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Niiice
Nigouki: cuz this is secretly Adrian Sheppard's house
Laserbeaks_Fury: You had 1234 RIGHT THERE GAME
rosesmcgee: Gotta baby proof the house Adam
beaujagr: I think that's a record "this game sucks"
caoinlean: lock watch and wrench! you're golden
Mister_Dee: That's surprising, it's the same combination as my luggage
YawnLance: The wrench has teeth so it goes with the tooth paste.
GlennSeto: It's the iconic wrench from BioShock, Adam!
CompletelyUnsure: It's their *favorite* wrench
atlr: why? that is where i keep my wrench
noSmokeFire: that wrench was in JAIL
saucemaster5000: Professor plum takes no chances anymore
thraximore: the wrench KNOWS WHAT IT DID
LarkSachrosis: cuz it sucks when tools walk off and you need one
Earthenone: do you want your wrenches getting out?
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury I KNOW RITE
graal_smith: This is much different from bloodborne and sekiro
Tangsm: That's the wrench with sentimental value.
KeytarCat: I also don't tyhiink the cabinet sides were separated
MyBestHat: they do say pipe wrench is the best medicine
BrowneePoints: Adam, in Silent Hill y'all arbitrarily got a key out of a vending machine
MegaDosX: Is it just me or is her walking animation a bit weird?
thomas_artisto: im glad someone wrote down how to walk fast on this clipboard
MegaDosX: Wow
ArkhamArchivist: Let the Tank Controls die. Kill them if you have to
MegaDosX: Hot takes in this stream
ButButTheJesus: mreh but my silent hill!
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah!
Dog_of_Myth: Hot takes here
v_nome: Disclaimer: do not fuck silent hill
raulghoulia: rude
Dezufnocosem: you're making a lot of tank drivers really sad
MuadDab: finally someone was brave enough to say it
hesterbyrde: The controls were not the good part of Silent Hill XD
BrowneePoints: Ben is in the pocket of Big Hill
caoinlean: "fuck silent hill" Adam 2021
NightValien28: you are right, those games are fun but they are incredibly outdate
DrasonSpike: Dont f*ck silent hill. thats how you get STDs
ButButTheJesus: I also preferred tank controls don't at me
YeetTheRich_: today on adam's hitlist: silent hill
GlennSeto: Silent Hill tends to fuck back.
graal_smith: Only fuck Pyramid Head
Mr_Horrible: "This place sucks!" - Destinations review of Silent Hill, USA
TheWriterAleph: "we have the technology"
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: ForgetSTDS, thats how you get Tetanus!
CaptainSpam: REALLY.
electra310: It talks!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why?
thraximore: It can be MODIFIED, we have the TECHNOLOGY
NotCainNorAbel: put a scope on the wrench
noSmokeFire: fuck OFF
caoinlean: gameplayyyyy
underhill33: amazing
NightValien28: wow
ButButTheJesus: haha wrench go brrrrr
RealGamerCow: I've seen Pyramid Head's dumper, don't you tell me what to do
Tangsm: Does it not work if it's too expanded, too?
Ba_Dum_Tish: That should just be automatic
Makrosian_Tae: Based on what I've seen from the movies, I'm pretty sure Silent Hill fucks YOU
Anexmedia: You know, there's such a thing as "Too immersive"
GhostValv: immersive gameplay :)
frank_the_great: Howdy all, I see I came here at the right time
Catastrophil: Alright, I'm back on board, this game is great
Rynehawk: chekov's gun
sydnius: WRENCHY!
ArkhamArchivist: Escape Room!
asthanius: it was a puzzle
Rynehawk: right?
korvys: Is it gone?
noSmokeFire: single use wrench
snortablecola: gameplay
caoinlean: what did the thing on the wall say?
Pteraspidomorphi: I knew it
TheWriterAleph: actively gaming
oplinger: That sure is a walk
Pteraspidomorphi: Tools in horror games are always single use
LarkSachrosis: It's... teaching you?
noSmokeFire: this is the problem with millenials. always just throwing wrenches away
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't wanna be your Monkey Wrench
sydnius: asset hall
NavelWarfare: @caoinlean I think it said "Don't let shadows embrace you."
thraximore: very floaty
public_key_reveal_party: that's how I walk too
Tangsm: You got knocked out and lost an eyeball, so there's no reason to take a weapon like say... a wrench along with you.
beaujagr: That outfit is hecka breezy for a drafty hospital mansion
Landgraft: don't act like you haven't seen the vending machines filled with single use wrenches in their sealed plastic pouches
caoinlean: @navelwarfare thanks!
NavelWarfare: :D
TehAmelie: you never saw those smoking dolls?
Spacecarl: Well it is/was a hospital I guess?
electra310: Why is it good to lactant?
KeytarCat: @Laserbeaks_Fury Because you leave them behind after they've served their purpose! Somehow it still tracks?
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Jump scares!
BrowneePoints: Game, you need to chill with the camera angle changes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Once used a wrench cannot be unused
thraximore: a CLIPOZINE?
EMNetwork: nailer
graal_smith: I'll be your nailer, Ben.
sydnius: lrrSPOOPY
ButButTheJesus: a nailer.
EMNetwork: I barely know her
saucemaster5000: a nailer eh?
YawnLance: Ooh we gonna nail some monsters benginChamp
oplinger: this game is so upsetting lol
beaujagr: how much ya wanna bet this is someone's pregnancy horror simulator
TheWriterAleph: can't wait to nail some dodongos!
Stripe_dog: A nailer?
Catastrophil: Ah yes... a nailer...
noSmokeFire: awww yes. we flippin' this house
rabbitgta: oh, shoot. house is haunted, gets gun
ComradeMik: @Pteraspidomorphi unless it's the bolt cutters in the RE-makes
Anexmedia: I prefer mine belt fed
Stripe_dog: Who calls it a nailer?
frank_the_great: Nailer, I hardly know her
thraximore: hey, someone should... CLIP that LUL
CaptainSpam: Ah, nails! Now we can fix those pictures that fell off the wall! I sincerely hope that is not actually their use.
ComradeMik: capcom loves their bolt cutters
GlennSeto: Please tell me they're nine inch long.
PharaohBender27: @Landgraft The fact that I don't know whether you're making that up or not distresses me.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A chill runs down Alex's spine for some unknown reason.
Earthenone: do you call nail guns "nailers" in canada?
xantos69: Now to get everyone in chat: "I think you technically call that a magazine."
kevenwith2es: She can nailer deez nuts-- wait, no, plz don't
noisyblizzard: i wish i was a nailer Kappa
KeytarCat: So we just saw this in Death Loop
TehAmelie: some dolls can pee, but some dolls can smoke cigarettes. i think they were only ever sold in Sears & Roebuck and such mail order catalogs
niccus: you don't need to do this, writers
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it Wendigos again?
underhill33: Ah yes, this trope
beaujagr: OH NO
sydnius: nailer? i’m already hitting silent hill
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
Spacecarl: uh oh
Haroldholmes25: Wow I hate that
Tangsm: I assume the nail gun is locked in a hope chest somewhere behind a padlock set to the date of the head nurse's graduation or something.
TheWriterAleph: oof.
NightValien28: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
frank_the_great: That's a LOT of dead kids
mxsaturdaynite: This is definitely the worst Souls game.
thomas_artisto: OOF in canada as a game oof
SquareDotCube: you can just call it a masoleum. No need for an underground cemetary
beaujagr: Yikes game designer, yikes
NarishmaReborn: that is statistically unlikely
public_key_reveal_party: oh dear
YawnLance: That immediately did not age well benginWat
MousseFilledCat: Oh, good, a blame the natives plot. That’s original.
thraximore: nice painting, I think I'll take it
InquisitorGaia: Underground Cemetery? Do you perhaps mean a CRYPT?
Dromos_GHG: ripped from the headlines
LarkSachrosis: Symbolism!
TheWriterAleph: our character can perceive beauty! so refreshing!
BusTed: 🤔🦋❓
BrowneePoints: I mean, the originals of those are usually heccin BIG
electra310: We don't know what we are, we could be an art historian
RealGamerCow: No she means the original lady with the incubus sitting on her
MyBestHat: im sure those kids buried themselves there
eric_christian_berg: It's just a screenshot from Gothic.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Check out how good my assets are"
MegaDosX: @YawnLance You say that like it wasn't an intentional inclusion
NarishmaReborn: It'd look better with TWO EYES
ComradeMik: maybe she is an art history student
quigonginnjuice: I know I've been organ harvested, but my god this art is incredible.
Makrosian_Tae: @moussefilledcat non-racist ideas cost money, apparently
Earthenone: we dont notice our missing eye, but we sure can spot a knockoff painting
Catastrophil: I mean, I'm getting fine art student vibes.
rabbitgta: hopsital
graal_smith: Also, because soda is tasty
frank_the_great: I would 100% put a vending machine in my house
beaujagr: @Makrosian_Tae tragic
GlennSeto: Doesn't Wikipedia use that one for sleep apralysis?
Boon_33: hence the surgical bathtub
Mr_Horrible: it's old, so they only have RC Cola and Mello Yello
v_nome: single use wrenches
Dromos_GHG: does she have an eye for art or was that the one that was taken?
GlennSeto: *paralysis
MegaDosX: She's missing an eye, clearly
TheWriterAleph: @Mr_Horrible and SURGE
TehAmelie: maybe our missing eye stops us from noticing it IS the original
thraximore: the camera angle prevents it, duh
LarkSachrosis: Then... it's not a window!?
TehAmelie: dun dun dunnn
Makrosian_Tae: Hey Adam, now that you have only one eye, would you say that "you can't perceive beauty" anymore?
Laserbeaks_Fury: She can't see on her right sidfe
NotCainNorAbel: This is why plumbers are so expensive. one time use wrenches
Rynehawk: he got the baby legs
SquareDotCube: one of those soft body dolls
rabbitgta: I can only see far with my other eye, you know the one they took.
YawnLance: @MegaDosX You know... you're probably not wrong benginFacepalm
GhostValv: uppies mother
zimmercj: He wants berries and cream.
sydnius: head thorax abdomen
Dromos_GHG: can you take one of the doll's eyes?
thraximore: this SKIRT though...
Robot_Bones: NO she's not undead
MegaDosX: @YawnLance I /guarantee/ you it was intentional. Why else set it in Canada specifically?
electra310: Hey, says 2021
MyBestHat: smh caption written by an antimasker
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Earthenone: would be more upsetting if they werent wearing masks its 2021
Earthenone: also sub hype Nice.
electra310: All my group pictures this year are in masks
Makrosian_Tae: Dang, I was sure he'd get the Knight of the Living Dead reference...
YawnLance: Batterdeez nutz, amirite gamers?
SquareDotCube: the lighter would get too hot to hold though
CaptainSpam: Maybe it's just that I came from a region that gets cold in the winter, but absurdly short jackets like that offend me for some reason.
MegaDosX: Nice storm count
BrowneePoints: Lil doll doing a bell kick
LarkSachrosis: A dutch angle, what is this Eternal Darkness?
frank_the_great: Man, I hope this lighting mechanic comes into play
Tangsm: Is this an abandoned hospital? It's awfully full of furniture and decor.
public_key_reveal_party: overwhelmingly positive
hesterbyrde: This feels very Fatal Frame to me
BrowneePoints: Wildberger Bergerwild
MegaDosX: @LarkSachrosis There's been lots of dutch angles so far
Earthenone: dutch angle and tank controls. just what core gamers demand
Stripe_dog: That's a very Resident Evil style map and a very garbage way to get to it
Haroldholmes25: that's how you know it's old school
kevenwith2es: This game's for 30+ year old gamers, remember.
sovietbear1919: Just take a screenshot moon2BRAIN
sydnius: kids we’re eating wildberger tonight
beaujagr: This is excessive marble in this place, jezus
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben is too baby for this game
Haroldholmes25: uhhhhhh
YawnLance: Wildburgers taste a lot better than captive bred burgers lrrBEEJ
gayghostprince: hello Ben, Adam, and chat
beaujagr: religious trauma is a great appetizer
frank_the_great: William sounds like a stand up fellow
MegaDosX: Ex-CUSE me?!?
gayghostprince: I see you found a game
BrowneePoints: Of course William Wouldn't. Sounds like William needs to knock your dad's damn teeth out
Geekscience: Go william, i guess
NarishmaReborn: that's from the Voyager plaque
electra310: "in canada, people are naked"
Haroldholmes25: the frick is this puzzle
MegaDosX: Is that a goddamn Voyager reference?!?\
Juliamon: Religious parent-inflicted trauma at that
Ba_Dum_Tish: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago got different
GlennSeto: Has Adam done the blanket content warning today?
rosesmcgee: Alien Pharaoh Bees? Illuminati confirmed!
YawnLance: Beez nutz
Countjondi: Bees came first,
EMNetwork: the egyptians!
Dromos_GHG: did william also lose an eye?
Aceofkings72: wild beedrill appears!
frank_the_great: That's no bee, that's Beedrill
TehAmelie: soo, they lured this girl here, bonked her conk, stole her eye, undressed and put her in a bathtub with a hose down her stomach and her clothes at her side, and then nothing
Anexmedia: aliens, egyptians, wasps...CM Punk to AEW conf..wait.
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, that's the Voyager plate.
Rynehawk: those all represent jeff bezos
mxsaturdaynite: I get the feeling game designer is trying to be edgy solely for the sake of being edgy.
Earthenone: aliens had to build the pyramids but bees has to summon the ailens right?
graal_smith: Age old Quarry? The rock pit?
Robot_Bones: Alien Egyptian Bees!
hesterbyrde: Oooh more fine art
zimmercj: PrideUwu
CompletelyUnsure: According to interviews, the developers didn't add a map access because they didn't want to "make it too easy."
BrowneePoints: Hall-off-err-knees
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
MegaDosX: Game needs to cool it with the dutch angles
jawz77: Saw that one in real lift pretty fucking creepy
frank_the_great: I missed the boobs! That's what I get for showing up late
YawnLance: Oh I actually like this panting
animated_fairy: Boobah
GlennSeto: I did a presentation on that one in high school!
Juliamon: It's a very popular subject, believe it or not
Mr_Horrible: TehAmelie "we uhhhh didn't really think far enough ahead"
thraximore: It takes some doing, but sure
Countjondi: Caravaggio's got style
asthanius: The spine is hard to cut through
MegaDosX: Jesus Ben
gayghostprince: I have a back patch of this painting
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
graal_smith: addquote
rosesmcgee: I wouldn't put this particular painting in a hospital
NightValien28: same Ben same
KV1NN4: Oh look up this Painter, his life wass WILD
Mr_Horrible: Ben's just saying what we're all thinking! honkAngy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben sounds like someone who already has
YawnLance: She has a good reason for doing it
codatski: How? How does this get an overwhelmingly positive review? Enough people out there that see boobs and slam recommend?
Geekscience: Adam, you totally could. look at those biceps
frank_the_great: I couldn't
AutumnAuton: They wouldn't be able to scream very long to be fair
gayghostprince: Ben's right
Aceofkings72: ben had no hesitation answering that
Stripe_dog: Especially while they scream, it's further motivation.
Dezufnocosem: ice in those veins
underhill33: I'd pass the fuck out
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: Well you wouldn't want to stop halfway
Pteraspidomorphi: Books say it's much harder than it seems
TehAmelie: you can see stuff they found in this painting that was painted over where it looks much more rad
public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, I like that painting
inconsideratehat: This one isn't even the best version of this painting at the time.
Boon_33: if you can gut a fish...
Darleysam: the trauma's a problem for Future Ben to deal with!
Gascitygaming: alright, learnin bout Ben i guess :P
NightValien28: every person that worked in retail could
sydnius: lrrBEN FortOne
ArdCollider: you'd have to practice, Ben, it's apparently, from all accounts, super hard to do otherwise
beaujagr: People can't be that hard to hack. They do less backflips than roosters, I imagine.
Tangsm: They'd stop screaming pretty quick.
ButButTheJesus: can this be horrifying, if everything is horrifying?
Isaac3567: Just "probably" horrified
saucemaster5000: is she an art critic?
BrowneePoints: Hall-off--err-knees
rosesmcgee: She has a good... eye
GlennSeto: I don't think this guy is still screaming... more like an enthusiastic gurgle.
DanielleWasDelayed: Almost looks like the original
Lord_ZYRK: Start at the windpipe. Good luck screaming.
Nox_Invictus_: Welp, I guess we all get those thoughts, every if it was only for a fraction of a section
GhostValv: haha :)
saucemaster5000: what is her job? Why is she here? art appraisal?
jawz77: monkaS
BrowneePoints: also we KNOW that's not the original. That's a VERY famous painting. also that's a story from the bible
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jesus Ben
Landgraft: Adam you should read about Caravaggio if you haven't before, I think you would enjoy that dumb slice of history
MegaDosX: OK Ben you're starting to scare me
Geekscience: so even with one eye this chick is just like an expert art critic? damn
noSmokeFire: I want one of these to end with "...this reproduction looks like shit"
TheWriterAleph: jayzus benjermin.
korvys: lrrWOW
NotCainNorAbel: start from the front and they don't scream
electra310: Ben, please
xantos69: Ben you are hard AF
NightValien28: specially when they start screaming
underhill33: We're all learning things today
LarkSachrosis: The screams give you strength
Anexmedia: He has valid points though
kevenwith2es: Why are you booing him? He's right
Two_Hats: Adam, run
Omthebox: Don't make Ben an enemy, noted.
Countjondi: Good to know Ben's posistion on nazi's I guess
Robot_Bones: They only scream for a little bit
graal_smith: Because gravity is helping
Stripe_dog: Gravity
Inquisitor_Xian: I'm with Ben on this one
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam hand the controller to Ben and run
Earthenone: its an escalator
josh___something: I mean... ok fair. ben
electra310: We never skip leg day
mowdownjoe: Physics is a weird thing.
WitchyWynne: "Ben commits a war crime"
LegionofLashes: -insert awkward laugh here-
ArdCollider: the Gentileschi Holofernes makes it super clear that you want to use the buddy system beheading people. :D
Stripe_dog: Gravity for down, fitness for up
josh___something: I'm also with ben
gayghostprince: I support Ben
frank_the_great: Some people really hate stairs
MegaDosX: OK I'm starting to hate this game >_>
BrowneePoints: Also in the story Judith got Holofernes drunk then beheaded him
frank_the_great: I'm some people
VoodontWoW: You never go zoomy on stairs?
misskale: The best version of that painting is still the one where the woman painted herself as Judith wi
ButButTheJesus: skrt!
sydnius: tight calves don’t make themselves
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: spoops!
Stripe_dog: Oh he zoomin
eric_christian_berg: Knees up, Mother Brown.
noisyblizzard: zoomies
rosesmcgee: Wheelchair races! See if you can join in
Anexmedia: It almost looks like the original!
beaujagr: ART
hesterbyrde: who tased the string section of the orchestra
YeetTheRich_: cheeki breeki
NotCainNorAbel: almost like the orginal
AutumnAuton: Gas Mask Mary, they call her
beaujagr: mary gagdeline maybe
josh___something: I was already weary of this game from the review
Rynehawk: she got the toots
Two_Hats: Tonight on let's nope, we nope right on out of here
beaujagr: and NO
Darleysam: oh, a Banksy!
TheWriterAleph: nope.
thraximore: wait
Pteraspidomorphi: uhhh
helgridr: no
electra310: Different Mary
YeetTheRich_: uhhm
MegaDosX: Did Ben just say "who's Mary Magdalene"?
TheOneCalledStu: thats inaccurate my dude
Pteraspidomorphi: That is not correct
lynzeborden: nooo
KV1NN4: No
NarishmaReborn: wrong Mary
Geekscience: no it isnt
snowmonkey99: not quite
NavelWarfare: Wrong biblical mary
kevenwith2es: Both are those are not right.
hesterbyrde: Mary Magdelene wasn't his mother. Different Mary
zimmercj: Wrong Mary
beaujagr: She is not Jesus's mom, she was his friend, his mom was just Mary
ButButTheJesus: no, Magdalene (sp?) was a different Mary
korvys: Uh, no, different Mary, Adam
underhill33: Very different Mary
sydnius: bzzzt no
MegaDosX: That's also the wrong Mary
GlennSeto: Maybe Jesus was prone to really vile farts.
josh___something: WRONG MARY
Robot_Bones: Scary Magdaline
KV1NN4: Adam, wrong Mary
the_walking: Wrong mary
serramarkov: No, Mary Madeline is one of his disciples, not his mom.
BogglesUrMind: No, she's not Jesus' mom. She's Jesus' sidechick
graal_smith: Hey, waste not want not
gualdhar: There's the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdaline, they're different
PharaohBender27: Um . . . that's a different Mary. Turns out there's a LOT of Marys in the Bible.
frogomb: Mary Christ is where Merry Christmas comes from
jawz77: Please Noise Annoys LUL
CommiePuddin: noise annoys
Mr_Horrible: "I saw this in Schumaker's Phantom of the Opera!"
sydnius: maggie is jesus hooker friend
LarkSachrosis: "Christ" means 'Annointed one'
CaptainSpam: Geez, not even Two Point Hospital has that as a decoration option.
graal_smith: Dr. Acula
josh___something: Mary magdalene was Jesus' friend I think?
Stripe_dog: Classic Canadian Dracula
Gascitygaming: architect Dracula is sad
gualdhar: Mary Magdeline was definitely not a virgin
CompletelyUnsure: Wait, actually, lifelong Jew here: Did the Virgin Mary have a last name?
thraximore: sure
rosesmcgee: It's theology night here in twitch chat
ButButTheJesus facepalms
Haroldholmes25: I hate that
Stripe_dog: Wrong merry ben
Geekscience: wow boss already
TheWriterAleph: It's Freddy Pyramidhead!
NavelWarfare: @graal_smith Got a good laugh from me, friend :D
thraximore: aw LAWD
raulghoulia: nice dolly zoom
NightValien28: that's kinda cool
NotCainNorAbel: wait we have no depth perception. this will be a fun fight
fastlane250: he schmoovin
Robot_Bones: You're welcome theists
jawz77: Here dat boi come
saucemaster5000: scootie mcgee versus one eyed wanda
AutumnAuton: I love this dress main girl's got going on. Cute bows.
josh___something: That was quick
MegaDosX: Stab through the door, roll credits
zimmercj: He looks HANDsome
thomas_artisto: oh shit a priest
inconsideratehat: Wigglyyyyy
Anexmedia: He's gonna hand you a puzzle box, I would not recommend solving it
MegaDosX: He looks like he's made of clay
rosesmcgee: Give me back the eye Old Man
Darleysam: whoah, steady on Ben, you'll give Dan Brown ideas for the next DaVinci Code
beaujagr: Priest kink terminally ended
BrowneePoints: Oh hey it's the priest from Exorcist 1
EMNetwork: I call him daddy
Eille_k: he looks like the old dude from the 6 flags commercials
Stripe_dog: That man is an anematronic
Dezufnocosem: looks trustworthy
eric_christian_berg: The Church of Jesus Christ, Breastplate.
Omthebox: Nice windbreaker
asthanius: RUDE
underhill33: "Have you seen my eye?"
Mr_Horrible: ngl this looks like someone saw Evil Within and thought "I can do better than literal Shinji Mikami"
Earthenone: wheres the young priest?
thomas_artisto: LOL I LOST AN EYE
MegaDosX: I fucking hate this game.
ComradeMik: look, they're gonna rip off resident evil, and we're gonna like
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: suss
public_key_reveal_party: voice acting ladies and gentlemen
mochabeanie: thats a big cross
Gascitygaming: All this and i can't get a VO gig..... dang
Stripe_dog: I just don't get a lot of sun, dude.
ZealousCrow: lmao
Countjondi: This dialogue is just so natural
Styxseus: Also: Who are you?
Aceofkings72: ya know, pinky from doom was attacking me!
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thraximore: I mean, who wouldn't be???
Robot_Bones: oh that was Bull
beaujagr: This voice is discordant af
Boon_33: O no, they've replaced everyone with robots.
Darleysam: "oh that's just Knifey Phil, he's cool"
Anexmedia: I think they could have made his cross bigger
NightValien28: did he just ignore that?
frank_the_great: Oh, you're finally awake
electra310: Did she have two eyes then?
asthanius: Soory
graal_smith: Well town priest, maybe address the knivesy wheelchair guy?
TheWriterAleph: "you had more eyes back then"
Scy_Anide: Not gonna address that question father?
Gascitygaming: soary
Earthenone: race me hannah
Mistborn83: This game SUCKS!
rabbitgta: souory
BusTed: Canadian confirmed.
mochabeanie: soory
Mr_Horrible: "Oh, that's Hank. He's just a little energetic when he says hello."
MegaDosX: Guys however much this game was, you overpaid
beaujagr: YEP
AutumnAuton: VA's Canadian, Soary
hexy_lexy: what is this dialogue?!?!
Earthenone: race me around the library
public_key_reveal_party: @gascitygaming I would bet this is the developers friends?
josh___something: This is... SOME VOICE ACTING
sydnius: shiny green puffy preest
Tangsm: Is he wearing a gigantic crucifix?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sowrry
ButButTheJesus: swory
Mr_Horrible: you're telling me Room Tone is a thing, Ben? Kappa
BrowneePoints: and now we're Letterkenny
mxsaturdaynite: “I’d recognize you if I had both of my eyes.”
eric_christian_berg: Now I want to make a game, just to hire the cast of Letterkenny as voice actors.
Ba_Dum_Tish: That crusafix is massive?
Spacecarl: way top change the subject dude
Robot_Bones: okay now keep it up all stream
Catastrophil: Other than the initial nudity, this game is everything I want from a Let's Nope game so far
hesterbyrde: So taking bets on this guy being evil?
Sregor20: Ayoooo
sydnius: this is the kind of priest who can’t dispel
beaujagr: his jacket is so shiny
beaujagr: why
Zu_o: welcome to this old mansion, presented by PBS.
codatski: So we Watch and Nope today?
Gascitygaming: @public_key_reveal_party yeah probably
thomas_artisto: the giant crucifex around his neck is obviously plastic and not metal
AutumnAuton: He's really wet
Hangedman: he's got a sick puffer jacket
AutumnAuton: Wet priest
electra310: Why is the cross so huge?
TheWriterAleph: "now it's just me and my cadaver. and knifey mcstabhands outside"
Omthebox: Overwhelmingly positive btw
mochabeanie: "very good game"
thraximore: the power of CHRIST moistens
Pteraspidomorphi: Thrilller night!
Gascitygaming: something wicked evil bud
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: I would sound this calm after being chased by eddy badfingers
thomas_artisto: he just wants to be pure
Earthenone: Restart the generator!
ButButTheJesus: "something... resident evil"
public_key_reveal_party: I always coat my jacket in Vaseline
jessieimproved: That's onna dem fancy puffy coats
electra310: "Is there a way to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?"
Stripe_dog: "There's evil in the shadows, that's why I turned all the lights off."
ZealousCrow: I asked about the LIGHTS old man
Spacecarl: He's changing the topic like every question
TehAmelie: something specular mapping and stuff the devs presumably have no idea about but found some filters to run stuff through
graal_smith: Ben going 110% Canadish
Rynehawk: on the next episode of goosebumps
KeytarCat: It's like they had a list of voice lines and no indication when conversations started or ended
Spacecarl: Also um, the body in between them?
eric_christian_berg: "I was attacked by a man with knives for hands!" "Oh, hey, didn't we meet in town?"
Master_Gunner: zero to generator pretty dang quick
CaptainSpam: Look, lady, the hospital is ABANDONED. Nobody pays the bills, no electricity comes in.
TheWriterAleph: did the priest jump ship? what's with the life preserver???
jessieimproved: I love how he totally ignored the dude with the knives
TheMerricat: to the person who was asking what the Virgin Mary's last name was... Jewish people didn't use surnames at that time so she would have been Mary the daughter of someone the son of someone the son of someone etc etc
mowdownjoe: Generator? Who had that on the bingo card?
thomas_artisto: I HOPE IUTS S A GUN
Earthenone: its dangerous to go alone, take this?
beaujagr: do video game places not have wired power? like wtf
LarkSachrosis: Oh... this game gonna have an exorcism at some point...
Rynehawk: please be an ak
BrowneePoints: We have a WRENCH
electra310: Is it a kitten?
ZealousCrow: It's dangerous to go alone
josh___something: GENERATOR POG
graal_smith: "Oh I've got loads!"
Boon_33: dangerous to go alone too
NavelWarfare: It's dangerous to go alone
Mr_Horrible: I still have both arms, I just don't have an eye
Laserbeaks_Fury: omg is it a nail gun?
eric_christian_berg: Turn Undead.
Rynehawk: Ive got god and anime on my side
rasterscan: How is this overwhelmingly positive?
lucha_libro: it's dangerous to walk alone, take this
jawz77: THE POWER OF GOD wait for it
Hangedman: oh ok i guess dangerous is just expected
NightValien28: god is my weapon
Stripe_dog: "I have the power of Christ"
thomas_artisto: he gonna die
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Whaaaaaaaat
Wolveroo: Cheer1500 It is my 42nd birthday! i give bits in celebration for my favorite let's nope boys
Zath_: This game is perfect
NightValien28: called it
MegaDosX: Not even an hour in and I'm wondering how people gave this game such a good rating
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
Stripe_dog: Oh my god I was joking
jawz77: Fucking called it LUL
mxralston: @jawz77 called it
graal_smith: "This cross is filled with MERCY"
TehAmelie: checkmate atheists
Diabore: oh hes 100% dead
jessieimproved: nail GUN
Haroldholmes25: he has jesus and anime on his side
rasterscan: OH MY GOD
TheWriterAleph: "i got THESE guns" *priest flexes*
YawnLance: Why do you have that?
josh___something: wait... mansion?
EMNetwork: nailed it
PharaohBender27: katesWot
thomas_artisto: excorcising loose floorboards
ZealousCrow: WTF
Earthenone: Jesus WAS a carpenter
DanielleWasDelayed: On his death bed "Guess God went out for a smoke, RIP"
Makrosian_Tae: "Overwhelmingly" positive
sydnius: SSSsss
CaptainSpam: Ah, so he has a steel-reinforced bible and he's a melee class. Smart!
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: dying
Nigouki: cuz Jesus got NAILED to a cross
Gascitygaming: why is it called "stools"
Stripe_dog: Hey it's the nailer
Laserbeaks_Fury: Take this nail gun, my child
virgil82: Wait..
RealGamerCow: He's gotta do some repairs bud
NightValien28: every padre has a nailgun, its common sense
Catastrophil: The classic side-arm of a priest, the nailgun
zimmercj: Priest did it.
MuadDab: yeah jesus was a carpenter
MegaDosX: People had to have been meming with their reviews for this game
Sregor20: "I have the power of God and Anime on my side!!"
Hangedman: why did they copy the RE item reveal animation exactly
DaSunao: We in Stalker now?
fastlane250: i think there's one of those at my workplace
virgil82: He's armed?
Bearudite: Gotta get jesus up th4ere somehow
VoodontWoW: Chain holy to stunlock them.
TheWriterAleph: this game hronks
Omthebox: Get your STools ready
Rustpile: Man of God and Macgyver
NotCainNorAbel: the terror is the walls could fall down
DarknessKingCoH: lol STools
SquareDotCube: I expected a pocket knife, honest;y
LarkSachrosis: Ah, truly the weapon of a carpenter.
Zath_: Does it shoot silver nails?
rabbitgta: well you see they used nails with Jesus so
sovietbear1919: Express monster crucifixion
Robot_Bones: I kick ass for the lord
virgil82: He modded it himself!
NightValien28: the power of god and a nail gun
Stripe_dog: "Hey cool thank hey quick question WHY do you have this?"
jessieimproved: Now. Are you going to run out of compressed air
ZealousCrow: Father why the HELL do you have this?
NarishmaReborn: this way it counts as a construction accident instead of murder
TehAmelie: is his catchphrase "crucify!" you think
BrowneePoints: WKUK: Naaaaaaaaaaaail Gun!
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: find your own Christ and nail him to your own cross
public_key_reveal_party: are they silver nails?
Spacecarl: We just ignoring the body on the stretcher then? okay
rosesmcgee: So she lost her eye when the priest was messing around with the nail gun, now he wants her prints on it for plausible deniability
sydnius: sooot heem
Makrosian_Tae: "Blessed be the nailgun that slew the devil and his minions"
Ba_Dum_Tish: I'm starting to feel that priest guy is not trustworthy
Rynehawk: Pontius "Pew Pew" Pilate
Stripe_dog: None, Adam, it's a nail gun.
CompletelyUnsure: Oooo, the Dark Souls backstep
NavelWarfare: 0 bullets. Plenty of nails, though
ZealousCrow: Yeah wait are we just ignoring the MUMMY on the table?
ButButTheJesus: cockalickchick
Dromos_GHG: Jesus was a carpenter, so these tools make sense
Haroldholmes25: crowbar pog
beaujagr: Put nail in, pull nail out
TehAmelie: weapons are kind of keys too
TheWriterAleph: this game has a NINETY-FIVE PERCENT on 1300 steam reviews
Diabore: "well worn" crowbar
MagicalAttackGecko: crowPOG amirite gamers?
frank_the_great: Mr. Freeman
Ba_Dum_Tish: Strewth Stone the crowbar
CaptainSpam: Any crowbar after the release of Half-Life is automatically a weapon, no exceptions.
MegaDosX: There is no way those reviews are legit, surely.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Freeman Special
Hangedman: i mean, as terrible RE knockoffs go this isn't the worst
BrowneePoints: Everyone talks about the Crowbar, no one talks about Ravenbar
lady_ramkin: Ready to Crucify some baddies?
KV1NN4: Wait, thsi game is aparently using a lot of Religous imagery.. including.. giving you nails to use..?
beaujagr: This music is fuckin wild too
Makrosian_Tae: Gaming 3:16 -- for god so loved the world that he sent his only nailgun to atone for our sins
Stripe_dog: Nail guns actually DO use clips.
Hangedman: there's so much worse horror on steam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shoot him a few times, he'll definitely be a holey man
Ba_Dum_Tish: Houspital
hexy_lexy: i wanna open a pub called The Crow Bar :p
SquareDotCube: I'm at the combination hotel hospitial
DaSunao: Have they ever gotten a hooligan bar in a game?
patrick_stonecrusher: i know you said no dark souls jokes, but are half-life jokes ok?
Rynehawk: i want to think the priest also gave you those diagrams
sydnius: shhot the camera
rabbitgta: I'm in the hospital, I'm in the hotel, I'm in the combination hospital hotel
beaujagr: I knew it
TehAmelie: that review that pointedly talked about how this was the REAL HORROR STUFF and none of your baby streamer bait jumpscare factory sure didn't convince me of its authenticity
beaujagr: ROBOT BABY
thraximore: oh that's just Adam banging the cage wheelerMonkey
TheWriterAleph: "we are going to have a baby" is one of those sentences with different connotations depending on which word you emphasize
Spacecarl: um what were those on the wall?
Mr_Horrible: I've paid some contractors to excavate a baby from the Baby Mines
thomas_artisto: one sec lemme use this rusty needle
gayghostprince: Adam stop banging on the cage some people are trying to sleep
Stripe_dog: Ah HELL yeah
Haroldholmes25: morphine let's gooo
MegaDosX: Game.
MegaDosX: I am so mad.
LarkSachrosis: "health"
Diabore: found why the priest is here
electra310: That does not actually treat injuries, my friend
beaujagr: @Mr_Horrible A+
gayghostprince: of do whatever you do in a nightmare hell scape
sydnius: mmm mommy likey
fastlane250: durg
warlockhaze: silent evil
theambivalentagender: @TheWriterAleph "Whose boby?"
TehAmelie: a little morphine might help my memory
asthanius: I'll say this: the music and sound design rules
Zu_o: It's gonna NAIL the ammo ben\
NotCainNorAbel: why not write it in the BOOK!
NightValien28: found the generator
beaujagr: electric generator needs gas?
electra310: Naked gas?
NightValien28: damn my bingo is popping off
Stripe_dog: I'm no chemist but I don't think that's how ignition works
thomas_artisto: good cuz i hate synthetic
patrick_stonecrusher: "morphine. admin8stered"
rosesmcgee: It's pretty realistic, they just handed you the nail guns and morphine. In the US you'd be billed $50K
Pteraspidomorphi: No wonder it's off, stuff's expensive in 2021
embyrr_the_dragon: Drugs? Drugs? Drugs?
thomas_artisto: gas powered windmill level energy
electra310: I cannot even with this camera
Kieza_12: "written on the control panel" is a lot harder to write than whaterver the number is
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: a big syringe of morphine would make a good weapon tbf
sydnius: need a hard hat
Manae: The skirt is so oddly bouncy
Haroldholmes25: pipe puzzle pog
asthanius: good joke
YeetTheRich_: dota 1/2
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
Rynehawk: it goes to 11
beaujagr: @Manae they aim for upskirt I think so makes sense
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DanielleWasDelayed: Gamer alert
MegaDosX: No-scoped!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: @Manae It reads to me as a light floral dress and a heavy leather jacket, which is a heck of a choice
SquareDotCube: dota²
MegaDosX: Ben "World Record Holder" Ulmer
ButButTheJesus: speedrun strats
Gascitygaming: Ben "speedrun" Ulmer
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Stripe_dog: It's a good think you brought big brother Ben, Adam
rabbitgta: Ben, world record holder, the gamer Ulmer
Manae: @beaujagr Ew -_-
sydnius: onetime lrrBEN
v_nome: What game did Ben speedrun?
HatsWearCats: Pressure baaaaby
YawnLance: I did not, you just woke up the admins after several years of inactivity :p
electra310: Kraven Manor
DanielleWasDelayed: I rescind my gamer alert
mxsaturdaynite: lrrHORN
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
TehAmelie: yep, we put a lot of effort into dressing up for visiting this strange hospital an anonymous letter told us to go to'
DeM0nFiRe: Did you notice the mods of the game were literally the only other 3 people to have any runs submitted? lol
YawnLance: Their most recent log in was 4 years ago
beaujagr: @Manae yeaaaaah there've been a shot or two so far, it happens, but it's like, why we gotta? the nsfw games on newsgrounds fulfill that role lol
YeetTheRich_: it is bengineering, he is not welcome ...
Hangedman: i know a couple folks who are mods for hundreds of SRC games because all the other mods stopped responding
Mr_Horrible: I'm just imagining them being like "...wtf is this in my inbox?"
YawnLance: seabatClap
Ba_Dum_Tish: Speedrun master Bengineering
Haroldholmes25: now what
gypocalypse: Woot Woot
TehAmelie: when you beat the speedrun it's like "you are the mod now, until someone bests you"
HatsWearCats: Thats a monkeys paw statment Ben
RealGamerCow: No earpro or eyepro? Well, earpro at least.
FarronTheRed: A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless!
HatsWearCats: Like a Genie
raulghoulia: hard hat area. wheres your hard hat?
KeytarCat: The walk animation doesn't give her enough weight
eric_christian_berg: Unconvention key? Check. Improvised weapon? Check. Broken generator? Check. We're done here.
Two_Hats: Is there a reason why the x-ray has boobs?
TheOneCalledStu: GAME PLAY
KeytarCat: That's what looks weird about it
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Coogrr: Wow, great combat
asthanius: *clears throat*
rabbitgta: gg
0x6772: That shadow is wild.
ButButTheJesus: BONK
sydnius: gollum
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Gascitygaming: they're in a cart, go up the stairs....
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: w FBtouchdown
NightValien28: HAHAHA
public_key_reveal_party: animation
Stripe_dog: You really nailed that guy, Adam.
asthanius: huh
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown tovgCat FBtouchdown tovgCat FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: This game is hot garbage!
gypocalypse: Oh no I have fallen
hatboozeparty: seabatClap
Catastrophil: Well... that certainly wasn't a jump scare
Geekscience: Inb4 this is the 'unkillable juggernaut that chases you down the whole game"
NightValien28: that flop was amazing
HatsWearCats: Helps to have a map
hexy_lexy: @Stripe_dog boo
Ba_Dum_Tish: Helps to have a map
NavelWarfare: 10 nails per kill
electra310: No teabag, but yes map
Rynehawk: what if the goal was to use the nail gun to build that guy a handicap ramp
Rynehawk: but instead you shot him
SnackPak_: close enough
beaujagr: the "let's kill disabled people" part of video games, always a favorite for the disabled people
Ba_Dum_Tish: That was a finisher in wrestling
SnackPak_: cha-cha real smooth
HatsWearCats: Fist bump that light stikc holder
flailingsoup: how many knife hand wheel chair people can their be in one hospital?
theambivalentagender: This hospital sure has a lot of religious iconography
NarishmaReborn: "hey priest, i killed a disabled man, what do i do now?"
Makrosian_Tae: Only in video games? I run from everything in real life too!
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TehAmelie: the game is designed to produce upskirt shots, apparently
gypocalypse: "All my Hommies"
sydnius: @matthaus_c welcome to Watch & Nope
HatsWearCats: Sick NorthFace Jacket doc
Hangedman: ? ? ?
Gascitygaming: thanks narrator
Stripe_dog: Is our protagonist demonstrating proper trigger dicipline?
gypocalypse: a book
electra310: She can't bend over in that skirt, it is impossible to plug things in
matthaus_c: @sydnius oh hell yeah, those are my favourite
hexy_lexy: "basically useless" is just me, though
NavelWarfare: Great! What are we looking for?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Anime glasses pushup
Inkompetence: It's weird that the skirt physics still move and settle during the room transition pause.
Coogrr: Oh
Geekscience: is this priest Text-to-speech?
Earthenone: we need an engineering degree to figure out how to plug in a computer, but we can spot a fake art piece with an eye tied behind our backs
Geekscience: he has that weird cadence
matthaus_c: ben must have been the first ever person to call this man a homie
YawnLance: @matthaus_c This feels like a second Daymare
Earthenone: Text-to-Priest
Robot_Bones: Here take this wrench to open the door
PharaohBender27: @Geekscience They both sound unnatural in their speech cadence
Spacecarl: Whats the save system in this game btw? do we have to manual?
ZealousCrow: Mans got like a foot tall crucifix hanging around his neck.
gypocalypse: "Ah you safe here father? There are like monsters in this church, Why are you not freaking out?"
FarronTheRed: Did the Priest give any sort of context to *gestures to everything* or did I miss that?
sydnius: 100% demon, that guy
matthaus_c: @YawnLance well then I'll come here, and then I'll BE HERE
beaujagr: no saving without Jesus
public_key_reveal_party: does that map opening sound effect sound familiar to anyone else?
jessieimproved: The camera switches givin me real early silent hill vibes
Mistborn83: Ben and Adam playing games of this caliburn of bad is A+ watching experience.
Geekscience: @FarronTheRed They basically just brushed it all under the rug
KCazduke: Oh my goodness, is she FROLICKING?
Dezufnocosem: it's possible they did the voices unnaturally on purpose, as an homage to silent hill. poooossible
MegaDosX: Master map reader, Ben Ulmer
FarronTheRed: @FarronTheRed Very well, Game, I accept your terms.
Stripe_dog: Nice dutch angle
gypocalypse: @KCazduke She does have a nice summery dress
Pharmacistjudge: Good evening Ben and Adam, hope your day has been good so far.
KeytarCat: Tank controls work really well for cinematic cameras like this
Geekscience: Are the wildbergers related to the Wahlbergers at all
public_key_reveal_party: @dezufnocosem yeah, but the main character also talks like that, so I feel like if it was intentional, they didn't get why
matthaus_c: he said something about a library
Pharmacistjudge: only stabbed one person today. pharma2Vacc
HatsWearCats: Libarary, gotta open the door somewhere
sydnius: like a wildberger, not in paradise
KCazduke: Just, her movements feel like she's almost skipping around. And the skirt just BOUNCES.
NightValien28: Pharmacistjudge huzzah?
jessieimproved: I look at many dresses and think, that's really cute, it would look great on a girl that wears dresses >_<
thraximore: artful blood spray
YawnLance: Someone got a nosebleed
DanielleWasDelayed: "Photo of a nurse. Looks just like the original"
Boolean263: achoo!
Earthenone: ketchup
theambivalentagender: Nosebleed
sovietbear1919: "fuck my nose"
electra310: Squished a mosquito in the book
Tangsm: It's hot sauce.
ButButTheJesus: the author got stabbed
Juliamon: Pharmacistjudge Don't worry, this game has you covered. With morphine.
Geekscience: @electra310 the true answer
matthaus_c: I own notebooks, so I speak with all my authority when I say that's ketchup
itomeshi: That's ketchup. Blood wouldn't dry that color.
MegaDosX: Subtle, game
sydnius: never did that at the library? me neither
Mistborn83: Has anyone else seen a floating P in between ben and adam?
beaujagr: Strong Old Man Protects Lightbulb: Film at 11
NightValien28: Mistborn83 the paragraph symbol when the dialogue shows up yeah
matthaus_c: best case scenario that's tea and the diary keeper is gonna have one or two really cool looking pages
KCazduke: Wait is she armed with a nail gun?
gypocalypse: its how medicine used to work.
public_key_reveal_party: I do like that they keep nails in clips
BrowneePoints: Mhmm. Blood dries Brown.(cuz Iron)
MegaDosX: Is that the patient from Surgeon Simulator?
KCazduke: Oh this is gruesome
Pharmacistjudge: various pharma2Vial ?
SquareDotCube: They said to make sure everything's nailed down, they didn't say how
thomas_artisto: things that happenned before the game started: a priest adding nails to clips and leaving them around the building in case he needs a new clip
Geekscience: He's resting
Anexmedia: Today we found out Operation has a hard mode
Mistborn83: @NightValien28 yeah
matthaus_c: ok but all I can think about is nipples
NightValien28: MegaDosX it is after I am done with then yeah
sydnius: you touched the sides bzzzzt
beaujagr: @public_key_reveal_party Nailgun nails are often in rolls or clip-like structures because you feed them in, so that's somehow realistic lol
HatsWearCats: Got that JoyCon Drift
Catastrophil: I mean... I wouldn't say "nothing" happens
Rynehawk: get the wrench!
theambivalentagender: Aw, they just need a heart
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Why am I not surprised? lrrBEEJ
SquareDotCube: jesus, no wonder this hospital got shut down
Geekscience: this is the aftermath of surgeon simulator; not such an innocent game after all, is it?
NarishmaReborn: great place to get a spare eye
KCazduke: Stick a potato in his chest.
MegaDosX: Flickering light there
itomeshi: My heart is a lock, and electricity is the key-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey.
xythrogar: is that morse code?
MegaDosX: Game wanted you to check out the flickering light I think
Pharmacistjudge: benginHeart ?
KCazduke: Get yourself a baked potato
matthaus_c: @YawnLance you know exactly why lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: Bad German Accent: Fifty Sousand Volts, Straight to ze nipplez!
sydnius: wait is this Canadian Medicine? TableHere
NDCazzy: the flickering light from the note was there...
HatsWearCats: Touch the old mans light in the ward
Geekscience: hence the poster for breastfeeding on the wall
electra310: You haven't solved the dead lady
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NDCazzy: isnt that first floor... and you are on the 2nd now?
MegaDosX: I think the game wanted you to check out that flickering light in the maternity ward
graal_smith: Joycon Drifting?
Geekscience: home position maybe?
matthaus_c: canadian medicine?! better bust out the horse pills
Haroldholmes25: game's haunted
KeytarCat: your mouse might be pulling?
beaujagr: the cursor is trying to do that Jesus pose with the two fingers down to the side
sydnius: calibration
Boolean263: Is the mouse on an angled surface?
Stripe_dog: That's just where the cursor likes to be
josh___something: You havent solved the dead lady is a cursed sentence
HatsWearCats: Watch these boi's butts
Haroldholmes25: ewww
Geekscience: all kinds of homies up in here
SquareDotCube: THUD
Stripe_dog: THUD
Geekscience: these guys are on loan from COD Zombies
kevenwith2es: I can't wait until we get the nail-shotgun.
matthaus_c: gosh, COD Zombies feels like lifetimes ago
sydnius: COM BAT
TheWriterAleph: hissss
itomeshi: I... what?
BrowneePoints: him butt tho
Talin06: try crowbar?
Rynehawk: he got a little booty
theambivalentagender: butthole
Stripe_dog: Hey they have tanks on their backs, possible weak points?
Rogue_07: BONK
NDCazzy: first sign not dead... you cant walk through him
beaujagr: the little lad
Geekscience: is this.... Half Life?
KCazduke: How Resident Evil is this game? ))
BrowneePoints: Apparently there's an entire Berries n Cream side of tiktok
beaujagr: there is
kumatsu: De Other Side? Heeeroooooooooes!
Geekscience: ah yes, the left heart right heart theory
matthaus_c: Left Side of a Plastic Heart is my pop punk band
Juliamon: BrowneePoints Apparently it's a McElroy's fault
YawnLance: Oh no
raulghoulia: put your hand in the toilet
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ButButTheJesus: huh
itomeshi: I... what? plastic heart? That better be a mold to make an ice heart or something.
NightValien28: oooh no
KeytarCat: Aight, good stream, bois
sydnius: your eye is under there
public_key_reveal_party: welp
Catastrophil: Well
MegaDosX: However much this game was, you overpaid
Catastrophil: That's... something
beaujagr: I told you you need Jesus
rabbitgta: um um let's just copy all the things that older game did
chaostreader: Oh. God. Why.
Stripe_dog: Limited saves bb
PharaohBender27: Look lrrADAM , there's no accounting for taste
Geekscience: 7 inch?! damn tape packin
HatsWearCats: They are liberal about the tapes though
Kaaosa: what up gamers
Darleysam: well I have to say this game has completely destroyed my faith in the Steam review system! Kappa
embyrr_the_dragon: Audiologs!!
patrick_stonecrusher: oh NOOOOOOO. BabyRage NotLikeThis
LarkSachrosis: REmEmbER wHeN gAMeS WERe gOod?
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
BrowneePoints: Out of ALL the old mechanics. WHY THAT ONE!?
NightValien28: people really need to stop looking at old games with rose tinted glasses
matthaus_c: this game just keeps on giving
TehAmelie: that tape player looks happy
ButButTheJesus: its called TENSION and they are CREATING it
Geekscience: this is some clownshoes stuff
dslucia: only the BEST game mechanics
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: anything
Makrosian_Tae: @juliamon Justin had an existential crisis mid-recording about how returning "Berries & Cream" to the world will be his biggest accomplishment and nothing he does afterwards will have any consequence at all
Mistborn83: there is that damn P again
Stripe_dog: Oh god please don't do this every time we save
thomas_artisto: "dear diary, i was naked and lost my eye. Also its scary here."
Darleysam: "..from a man called John Doe"
0x6772: holy smokes, are we going to get a history recap every time we save?
public_key_reveal_party: ah yes, the old explaining video game mechanics but not really
Dog_of_Myth: This game is something.
Two_Hats: Why is she typing???
BrowneePoints: It's a paragraph symbol on the game text box @Mistborn83
sydnius: load “*”, 8,1
Pharmacistjudge: i want to go to Wild Burger Mansion. That sounds like a restaurant in Texas.
beaujagr: Are we getting a total recap? OMG
raulghoulia: this is Very matter of fact
Rogue_07: "I have been given bad voice acting direction"
NavelWarfare: Game, is this a mansion or a hospital? Make up your mind
mulligan2six: So calm for someone shooting people with a nail gun while missing an eye
Cindernet: wait...thats Emerald Sustrai from rwby
Mistborn83: @BrowneePoints thank you
Tangsm: Thank goodness for the recap, as we weren't all there for this.
SquareDotCube: just a paragraph marker bouncing on Adam's shoulder
Cindernet: the vo
Boon_33: EVIL EYE
Mistborn83: it was driving me nuts
matthaus_c: was this VO *instructed* to sound like they're enunciating shit
LarkSachrosis: Yes game, we remember all this.
lynzeborden: eye
Rynehawk: My eye! Why! My eye! Sigh.
frank_the_great: Lol
public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, there are legitimate reasons to remove a person's eye
dslucia: she sounds like she's going to start laughing, not distressed or anything
codatski: Like I don't even hate the idea of her dictating her progress as part of saving. But the VA is... rough
ButButTheJesus: @Mistborn83 its a paragraph symbol, i've never seen it used in a game like this though
matthaus_c: My Time At Portia is a good 'un
Geekscience: @mulligan2six Im at the hospital, im at the mansion, I'm at the combination mansion-hospital
Gascitygaming: my time at portia is a solid stardew like
Nigouki: wasn't SOVA on talking sim?
jessieimproved: I'm late main quest in Portia right now
TehAmelie: i thought i had missed something but she really went to this place in another city because of an anonymous letter with a photo that meant nothing to her?
Mistborn83: @ButButTheJesus I didnt put two and two together that it iwas on the game
Haroldholmes25: this is fine
saucemaster5000: I love it in movies when they tell me what I just saw
raulghoulia: you just took morphine?!
beaujagr: Morphine makes me feel fine too lol
MegaDosX: There was the flickering light in the maternity ward that might have something you need
HatsWearCats: Helps to have a wrench
Nigouki: oh, SOMA was on talking sim
Geekscience: limited keys AND limited saves? Sign me up
theambivalentagender: Plastic Heart sounds like it should be a song title
NavelWarfare: @raulghoulia Morphine heals you, after all :D
mochabeanie: the peeps that made my time are portia are making another game theres was a kick starter for it a while ago
beaujagr: hahaa
HatsWearCats: Adam going for the tank build
Geekscience: @theambivalentagender who do you think you are, collecting your plastic hearts
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
mochabeanie: THONK
DMGlol: I like how he jerks upwards
jessieimproved: I hereby name these dudes scooty-butts
Tangsm: It's like the opposite of an Elastic Heart, right?
saucemaster5000: SOMA was a surprisingly legit horror game
Manae: Look at the detail in that zombie butt
Stripe_dog: Do a flip
quasi79fu: that flip
thomas_artisto: DO A FLIP
Boolean263: He didn't skip leg day, he skipped leg
BusTed: Hint of a booty.
josh___something: This is some unique animation
theambivalentagender: teeth
ButButTheJesus: ew
DanielleWasDelayed: nice
MegaDosX: Oh my god.
raulghoulia: so many dutch angles
KeytarCat: heartbeats in the menu
Gascitygaming: help those tools!
beaujagr: WHY
patrick_stonecrusher: TEETH
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MegaDosX: If I didn't hate this game already, that would tip the scales
TehAmelie: that's a doctor's cry for help
BusTed: That took some doing.
thomas_artisto: "help i hate bneing a surgeon at this place"
public_key_reveal_party: is that not what your surgeon does?
LidofLoathing: 3edgy5me
Geekscience: looks like a high school photography final project
Sniknob: I feel bad for the enemies in this game, we're just harassing disabled people
matthaus_c: if this game wasn't so silly I'd be more upset that the stock enemies are disabled zombies
PharaohBender27: OK I feel like this game is trying too hard
sydnius: is the Penguin the director
Boolean263: That looked like more teeth than a normal mouth.
rabbitgta: I wonder does the patient need help or the doctor?
Mr_Horrible: "HELP... me against my impending lawsuit for leaving all these tools inside a patient!"
itomeshi: If these angles were any more Dutch they'd include stroopwaffels.
Pharmacistjudge: great now I want sweet Tea
Sethalidos: have they played this game before?
BusTed: Yadda yadda yadda...
Juliamon: Sethalidos It came out last month, so no
Mistborn83: whataburger sucks change my mind
beaujagr: is the big bad gonna be the mom or the dad
Gascitygaming: And i tell you, what a burger! *wink*
theambivalentagender: @Mistborn83 No I agree
Geekscience: Would ya slurp mother's tomb juice
Pharmacistjudge: you are entitled to your food opinion
Rynehawk: i say the big bad is going to be her eye
HatsWearCats: I dont even have a wife
Robot_Bones: Mai waif
Mr_Horrible: new kinda guy just dropped
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Sethalidos: I could've sworn I've seen them play a game with the help on an xray before
TehAmelie: so that's what they mean with "legs that do quit"
FarronTheRed: c
Juliamon: To be fair this game isn't exactly breaking new ground
DanielleWasDelayed: That's hot
FarronTheRed: Woops, wrong chat!
Lazzared: dental plan
asthanius: High Hammer!
HatsWearCats: touch hammers
Haroldholmes25: kinky
Geekscience: oddly erotic
NavelWarfare: Wait, you bumped into a ladder that went down?
BusTed: what if we made our hammers touch
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Catastrophil: Radioactive masons!
matthaus_c: touch hammers, as bros do
gayghostprince: oh no not the top secret hammer touch
NavelWarfare: Isn't that just falling?
LarkSachrosis: bad for the hammers
sydnius: a hammer circle…. memories
DarknessKingCoH: By our powers combined!
RealGamerCow: stonecutter meeting
lucha_libro: "And then they began to sing in muffled tones.. Whistle while you work..."
BusTed: the sound of literally a thousand buildings
beaujagr: how do you know what a thousand buildings crashing down sounds like?
eric_christian_berg: "The hammer is my penis."
TehAmelie: i bet they imagined it sounds like the song at the end of Fight Club
theambivalentagender: Gotta store that plastic heart half in a human organ cooler...
0x6772: So now you have a heart-shaped box?
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matthaus_c: new skrillex just dropped
HatsWearCats: unce unce unce unce
beaujagr: why is it shaped like a cartoon heart?!
NavelWarfare: Wait
Landgraft: I wish you had to fill the heart with some kind of goop
Haroldholmes25: @beaujagr it's plastic
matthaus_c: human hearts look like deez nuts
itomeshi: @Landgraft I'm still betting they will need to.
beaujagr: @beaujagr Well yeah, but why not plastic and anatomical?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Luckily we have two real gamers playing
gayghostprince: ow oof my heart has transformed into plastic
Luminaire_p: Why are we hoping for plastic to conduct electricity?
HatsWearCats: Pull the lever Kronk
Haroldholmes25: what the frick game
Tangsm: They try to make things as cartoony as possible when making anatomical models for medical settings.
Geekscience: cool game
gayghostprince: wow we're playing operation
TehAmelie: it's only heart surgery, how hard can it be
Makrosian_Tae: I just noticed the gigantic bow on her back. Has that always been part of the ensemble?
Juliamon: Plastic heards for plastic love
snowmonkey99: ah yes, the maternity ward, the logical place to keep a guy with no heart
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The_Color_Twelve: that sounds like horror logic
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh no I was late because I got caught up in a thing, how many spoops have I missed?
MegaDosX: Also there's the flickering light in the maternity ward that the book was suggesting you check out
rabbitgta: let's be happy it wasn't in 4 pieces like other video game hearts
Catastrophil: Ooh, that's the mind of an experienced dumb-horror-game player speaking
thraximore: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa exactly two
matthaus_c: Ben. are you for real the longest standing Let's Nope host to date yet
AbnormAnomaly: What luck catching "World Record Holding Professional Speed Runner Bengineering" and "Boshy Adam 'The Boshy' Savidan" live. #blessed.
Juliamon: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa You missed some gratuitous tiddy and wheelchair monsters
beaujagr: Do you gotta crank him open?
graal_smith: At first I thought it was a joke, but now I'm guessing that "Berries and Cream" is just how Ben deals with Trauma.
TehAmelie: so this was made by like 4 guys, right? one who's only played Resident Evil, one who's only played Silent Hill, one who's played Layers of Fear and ...
Geekscience: give it to your plastic sweetheart
gayghostprince: titty and wheelchair monsters???
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sounds like things are really getting crazy then
Haroldholmes25: I kinda hate these enemies
beaujagr: He's got a lever or gear of some kind in his hand, anyway.
YawnLance: He's the longest sitting Let's Nope host, matthaus_c. They don't do Let's Nope standing.
Kramburger: Let's Nope started as a Season 11 Kickstarter backer tier
gayghostprince: Jesus is that a fucking gremlin
MagicalAttackGecko: great camera angle
Darleysam: @TehAmelie Daymare. The fourth one is Daymare.
DMGlol: to the half life symbol
sydnius: gah i am ded
TehAmelie: makes sense
matthaus_c: @YawnLance I love you so much but gdi LUL
gayghostprince: steal the heart out of your inventory hub
gayghostprince: hud
FarronTheRed: This winter, what with the supply chain disruption, give you loved one something that they will cherish into this new, dark age: a crowbar!!
beaujagr: byeee
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KodeMage: Hey, I'm starting to get up there.
raulghoulia: ominous
Earthenone: a crowbar will open more doors for your children than a collage education, invest today!
TehAmelie: i want a Kvalsund multitool
NavelWarfare: While we wait, I offer internet hugs for all!
NotCainNorAbel: @NavelWarfare I'll take two
TehAmelie: when a crowbar just isn't crowbary enough
ButButTheJesus: unfortunately i have to go but take care and don't spoop too hard lrrHEART
KodeMage: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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lynzeborden: I need all them internet hugs
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NavelWarfare: @tehamelie That is indeed a magnificent hug
hexy_lexy: @TehAmelie me @ everyone here who consents
FarronTheRed: I consent!
TehAmelie: verily
CastleOtranto: @TehAmelie Thank you for the new desktop background.
TehAmelie: and now back to: https://i.imgur.com/7I206dT.gif
DanielleWasDelayed: I have, actually
GhostValv: januar1Think
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrCooltunes
matthaus_c: it's always butthole checking time
jessieimproved: I still can't find my keys
FarronTheRed: And we are back. It's crowbar time!
Earthenone: is this a kojima game, do we need to replace the heart in our health meter with a plastic one?
korvys: Tom Cardy is a funny man
Geekscience: rustle around in there
graal_smith: I've got cancer markers in my blood.
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graal_smith: "Have you checked your butthole!"
jessieimproved: I can't stop singing Big Breakfast
ArkhamArchivist: Hashed Browns
hexy_lexy: @jessieimproved BAKED BEANS
jessieimproved: another hash brown
Geekscience: the shared language between these boys is great
RedRaptor: Big Breakfast and Why Am I Anxious are my go to songs.
Galacticcyrus: you guys are like the dark souls of streamers
jessieimproved: bake be-ans
thraximore: @Galacticcyrus pft
Earthenone: is ben on his walkthough i mean speedrun strats?
Geekscience: ah yes, the point and click adventure logic puzzles. Love those
hexy_lexy: i am now acutely aware of my butthole
TehAmelie: and our health bar is apparently a beating heart suspended in an empty ribcage. i think the game is trying to have some kind of "theme"
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
MegaDosX: Flickering light, right there
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Sniknob: Dark Souls is the Lets Nope of videogames I feel
thraximore: ohhhh the one mentioned in the note
matthaus_c: yeah my favourite hobby is going into other horror streams and saying "this is a good let's nope-like"
MegaDosX: The book suggested you do that, yeah
Catastrophil: Pfffffffffffffffffffffft
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Quick question, how "jumpscare-y" is this game? Should I have you guys in podcast mode or is it more "atmospheric spooky" than "SUDDENLY SPOOPS"?
Kramburger: !holes
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Geekscience: also chat said so but you know
Juliamon: UnusuallyLargeMoth The reviews say it's not jumpscary
electra310: The review says not very jumpscary, but who knows?
Geekscience: chat can rarely be trusted so
mulligan2six: Books?!? These are worthless!
thraximore: Erised?
Lysander_Gustav: If only you could shoot books
BrowneePoints: Sure you can, just ask Texas
matthaus_c: what if you drag the heart to the HUD heart
Catastrophil: @UnusuallyLargeMoth So far, it is not very jumpscare-y, but who knows
NavelWarfare: @unusuallylargemoth The top review on steam says not a lot of jumpscares. How far you trust that is up to you
graal_smith: "You can't shoot a book" *Bang* "You bastard, it was LOADED!"
sydnius: don’t tape over my copy of Tarkus
MegaDosX: Huh.
mulligan2six: Good reaction Ben
Lysander_Gustav: oh a jump scare
TehAmelie: no jumpscares, huh
Scy_Anide: Some hospitals do have tunnels to transport samples without going by patients.
Dog_of_Myth: Gottem
Scy_Anide: But probably not with puzzle mechanics
theambivalentagender: Man look at that not-jumpscare
jessieimproved: Dude it was Zoidberg with no color
Catastrophil: Well, never mind that then
MegaDosX: This is some Matrix nonsense
AbyssEtc: well that was unpleasant, now its a 4/4 with flying
NavelWarfare: Case in point
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thraximore: don't do that, there was a FAT GUY on the other side
Geekscience: this game took every bad UI trope and smashed em into a blender
Earthenone: into the mirrorverse
thomas_artisto: oh dang this is dark souls
Catastrophil: @AbyssEtc Ayyyyy
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I SURE DO LIKE THAT LACK OF JUMPSCARES god and science help me I hate horror games
Phailhammer: graal_smith: "Of course it was! You didn't think I'd threaten anyone with an unloaded book!?"
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jessieimproved: Bad things happen in the mirror world you know
lochnessseammonster: tapping out
sydnius: chain chomp is over there
ArkhamArchivist: A mirror world is just a jar with a whole bunch of backwards guys in it
Tangsm: You would have still been there after losing an eyeball?
raulghoulia: at the end of this let's say she gets her eye back. does it just go back in her head?
Juliamon: UnusuallyLargeMoth Funny that you mention both God and science...
Darleysam: G's been like "hey, reaction subs are down 5%, could you guys bring that up a little?"
saucemaster5000: you wouldn't be out when you lost an eye and put you in a bathtub?
graal_smith: I wouldn't have gone through the mirror, considering what I saw charge at me from it
hesterbyrde: Seriously what is actually keeping this girl here? Is she actually trapped or is she just being James Sunderland in SH2 about it?
FarronTheRed: Wasn't there a horror movie where someone noped out and they ended up being the only ones to survive? People give us cowards too little credit ;-)
TehAmelie: "why don't we just leave" has been in strong effect at least since we woke up naked in the bath
FarronTheRed: @TehAmelie Rite?
Catastrophil: @TehAmelie I would've bailed at the front gate, but I'm a coward
corefluxx: Zombo has butt cheeks, yet no legs... weird
Geekscience: Well well well, if it isnt my old friend Mr. McGreg, with both of his arms, but none of his legs!
Lysander_Gustav: yay
NavelWarfare: @tehamelie Gotta get our eye back. Souvenir for the trip, and all
thomas_artisto: A CHILD
hexy_lexy: more like eye-frames
Masslost: so chat remember on mineoclock when serge was signing have you checked your butthole and wont lie it was the random thing i would think serge would say
TehAmelie: like maybe it was hard to find the way out, but through the magic mirror, probably not it
itomeshi: Wait, are they going to bang the cage now? They made the reference.
PerryTheBanana: oh look it's twitch chat
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
beaujagr: oh why
Easilycrazyhat: "Have you checked inside your Dark Souls?"
MegaDosX: You like that Ben? :p
electra310: DOn't like that
Anubis169: o hai thar
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
KV1NN4: D:
sydnius: lrrFINE
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Well, I hate it
thomas_artisto: dang if that was in a different game itd be scary as hell
Lysander_Gustav: I'm guessing it'll get up later and chase us
graal_smith: I wasn't expecting that, but then again, I was expecting to be surprised, so it doesn't count.
serramarkov: That specific baby is quieter without one.
Tangsm: Did you just make all the babies your allies or something?
MegaDosX: Is there a thing on the crate next to the baby?
MegaDosX: It lit up so you could interact
Bionull: That's a very why did I do that action
DanielleWasDelayed: Surgical tools, just flavor text
beaujagr: ooooh the picture is the same
GhostValv: what power?
NavelWarfare: Real heart in person on other side now?
thomas_artisto: saying there isnt a point to helping a baby
beaujagr: the picture here and in the room with the old dude
MaxTurkeyFlaps: The power, what power? The power of the babe!
Rynehawk: Overwhelmingly Positive
NavelWarfare: Because reasons?
MegaDosX: Check out that big cross on the mirror
Geekscience: im curious where the devs found the MC's model, because I SORELY doubt that made that themselves, but could be wrong
matthaus_c: galaxy brain ulmer
Lysander_Gustav: oh, that was time travel?
Juliamon: the transitive properties of hearts
graal_smith: How does that make ANY SENSE?!
Gulleko: xxxBEAT get!
beaujagr: The mom!
RealGamerCow: he's alive now
matthaus_c: you removed his pp
Nigouki: well that's a long walk of key for yet another key
thomas_artisto: oh dang now u can change a tire!
Lysander_Gustav: all that for a handle?
Tangsm: I can't imagine walking into a place with sheets covering human shaped figures and not just immediately uncovering all of them to be sure.
KeytarCat: "That makes sense" is generally false for these games
theambivalentagender: Oh wait, is that cloth covering boobs?
Catastrophil: That's what we needed it for???
NavelWarfare: @graal_smith Reasons!
Geekscience: T-handle to establish dominance
sydnius: check his DNR first House
beaujagr: the heart in the baby put a heart in the mom!
graal_smith: @NavelWarfare I never thought of it that way, that's a good point.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: You ahve to find the socket
Earthenone: this whole game could have been avoided if we just signed a DNR
electra310: It's missing a socket
FarronTheRed: My Wife: I heard a scream. Someone's gonna die! Good luck, boys.
KodeMage: those are both outies
Lysander_Gustav: oh it's a hex socket
MegaDosX: Oh hex
Geekscience: lets play shapes with Ben and Adam
eric_christian_berg: They figure the heart thing out?
Transmuted_Elf: it said it was missing a socket
hexy_lexy: i have a Hexy socket for you Kappa
graal_smith: To get the hex socket you need to find a witch
sydnius: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: @hexy_lexy Phrasing.
mulligan2six: Gotta love the games where you need a walkthrough in the first hour of gameplay... Overwhelmingly positive BTW
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beaujagr: @eric_christian_berg yep, went into basement, put plastic heart in plastic baby, so fleshy mom got fleshy heart
matthaus_c: check your hexy sockets lrrBEEJ
RealGamerCow: her skirt is so BOUNCY
eric_christian_berg: kaaaaaay
Lysander_Gustav: camera please
Geekscience: god I love convoluted fetch quests that lead into endlessly more fetch quests, don't you?
codatski: Hexy Lexi knows what they said
thraximore: BEAST mode
sydnius: 3/4 inch drive
Lysander_Gustav: I do that all the time
DiscordianTokkan: The ACTUAL human mode
Lithobraker: Didn't Horizon Zero Dawn do that when you were playing as a young Aloy?
Catastrophil: @RealGamerCow When you're putting all that gpu power into some cloth simulation, you wanna make sure people DAMN well notice it
graal_smith: Or aggressively pulls on the handrail?
matthaus_c: welcome cardiac people!
DarknessKingCoH: I mean you have a new socket where your eye used to be, but that won't work...right?
DanielleWasDelayed: "Your heart is.. insufficient"
NightValien28: horizon zero dawn did that for a brief moment, a kid goes up the stairs on all fours
immortal_spooder: Love climbing stairs that way!
thomas_artisto: me and my plastic baby is very fragile
Rynehawk: how insufficient? He doesn't have one.
GlennSeto: There is no rapid onset of rigor mortis!
Lysander_Gustav: :D
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Dr. Wild Burger? Put pineapple on mine!
MegaDosX: Ben laying down the law
NavelWarfare: That's not how that works
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
itomeshi: Whoa.
Lysander_Gustav: scary
magical_writer: Serge next in line
SentientRatKing: beej
itomeshi: THAT'S spoopy.
eric_christian_berg: My vote is Heather or Cori.
graal_smith: Do I need to call a domestic violence hotline?
Rynehawk: SERGE
The_Color_Twelve: sinister
gualdhar: Matt G
frank_the_great: We all knew that the speed run would go to Ben's head
matthaus_c: looking forward to Let's Nope with Ben and Matt
Kramburger: Serge? He'd be good for spoops
theambivalentagender: Just bring on Serge Kappa
JPattemore: Ben's heel turn comes about
Geekscience: Let's nope, the Ben show
Robot_Bones: Beej
Talin06: lrrSERGE
thraximore: serge would be the funniest option
jessieimproved: Tie serge to the chair and make him spoop
mulligan2six: Do you know how easy it is to find a bearded white guy around here?!
hexy_lexy: SERGE
DanielleWasDelayed: Love turning invisible while turning a handle
MegaDosX: Heather would just no-sell everything
Pteraspidomorphi: Cori?
Geekscience: what happened to your character
niccus: you're bound for life, right? you have to name someone to inherit the role in case you die
amythist: Serge with scary games would be hilarious
ya_boi_choco: could've just broke the hand with a hammer doc
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Bring in Molly.
Enki1256: Serge doesn't do horror games from what I've seen the few times he's done em.
MegaDosX: Did you see her in that Phasmophobia stream? She had nerves of steel
BrowneePoints: It is not okay to make people uncomfortable for entertainment
Haroldholmes25: what in tarnation
thraximore: @MaxTurkeyFlaps I second the motion!
frank_the_great: Also it'd be James - perfect balance of scared and apathetic
itomeshi: Wheeler?
Lysander_Gustav: Surprised there wasn't a sequence where you had to crank that open while a monster slowly approaches you.
Rynehawk: get a few cups of coffee in him and let 'er rip
Geekscience: why did she dissapear from that cutscene, just to show off the cool wrench-turning animation?
sydnius: lady D bnb
electra310: Serge and Kathleen, Let's Actually Nope. They think about horror games, then play something else.
BrowneePoints: Heather definitely gets scared, she just doesn't jump, same as me
MousseFilledCat: I feel like Serge would be a good baby scared person
beaujagr: Cori would be a fave choice for me, but I love the Boys too much
Juliamon: Heather would be scared and tough it out anyway
matthaus_c: reinforced glass
gualdhar: Diamond? diamond
SpoopsAHoy: Kathleen maybe?
crystalbravest: any plans for the new The Dark Films anthology game out next month?
korvys: You'd invite Serge on, and then like halfway through learn that he once hunted ghosts for a living.
jessieimproved: Heather and Ian could give all the horror games the Rhythm Cafe treatment
Dezufnocosem: like a cement corncob
MousseFilledCat: James?
Nigouki: well, pre-stressed glass is super strong
Enki1256: Yah, James or Graham.
Pteraspidomorphi: oooooh
FarronTheRed: HA
fastlane250: hardest material known the man
electra310: Kathleen was in the first Let's Nope, she hated it soooo bad.
theambivalentagender: Heather would be like when it was Ben and Alex and Ben was freaking out while Alex cracked jokes
eric_christian_berg: @electra310 I'd watch it.
beaujagr: Jacob would make it too horneeee
saucemaster5000: Ben the non-structural engineer
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @SpoopsAHoy I think she did the original Let's Nope and was VERY uncomfortable
Haroldholmes25: vampires are horny
korvys: Have you played World of Horror?
MegaDosX: Vampires /can/ be scary
Earthenone: jacob streamed a few resident evils in his day im sure he would be in
Kramburger: IDK, I'm scared of how sexy vampires are
Earthenone: :P
crystalbravest: vampires are nerds. Werewolves are where it's at
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: why would they want to have sex, they have no blood flow :p
Rynehawk: welp now I have a ringtone
NarishmaReborn: euuuughhhh
Catastrophil: And invest in property
DiscordianTokkan: UUUUGH, not BLEEEEH?
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Two_Hats: Wait is this how you are breaking it to us :(
beaujagr: Werewolves best
Geekscience: That's lestat vampires
SmoreThanAFeelin: we did it
amythist: yeah and Kathleen has issues with 3d games making her feel sick so that would eliminate a lot of game options
codatski: Heather "Glass Pillar" Dery
BrowneePoints: It's almost like Vampirism stemmed from sexual euphemisms to begin with...BEN
matthaus_c: Olivia Voldaren though
Geekscience: Stoker vamps can still be spooky
Dezufnocosem: Ben confirmed team Jacob
eric_christian_berg: Ever since Shape of Water, I'm all in on fishmen.
BrowneePoints: Okay, Ben, but it's a PARTY
NarishmaReborn: and a wedding!
AbnormAnomaly: Ben is Team Jacob confirmed
sydnius: 90% of online reviews are written by vampires
The_Color_Twelve: but maybe some good spectacle burn
thraximore: I thought they said there'd be werewolves in Crimson Vow as well?
GhostValv: :O
Drathak: Sucking has nothing to do with wait
beaujagr: there are like several origins for the myths of vampirism tbh
Lysander_Gustav: It's all about the parasitic aristocracy
Spacecarl: Well presumably there will be some werewolves, just like there were some vamps in Hunt
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I've got it: Boot Ben, Let's Nope is now Adam and Olivia Gobert-Hicks
Haroldholmes25: vampires are best as a critique of the fact that the rich suck
theambivalentagender: Modern vampires maybe. I wanna see more old fashioned monster vampires that look half bat.
Kramburger: Liking vampires is class warfare
magical_writer: wait... anymore ?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
AbnormAnomaly: James was just talking on Mine-o-Clock about how much he likes Ben.
RealGamerCow: Piso. Mojado.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: The floor is WET, Ben!
Lysander_Gustav: This is a really dumb game
NarishmaReborn: floor's wet, can't go
saucemaster5000: super glue is amazing
Tangsm: This is bullshit. That floor isn't even wet.
Rynehawk: you might slip and lose your other eye
Earthenone: we need a mop
Gascitygaming: you don't wanna slip
MegaDosX: "Never!" - this garbage pile of a game, probably
Catastrophil: You ain't risking it all on a wet floor after all this effort
Geekscience: You don't wanna step on a wet floor, do you Adam?
satyropodobny: so cautious
NavelWarfare: Gotta be careful on them slippery hardwoods
thraximore: @Tangsm everyone's clothes are though, which is odd
AbnormAnomaly: You'll have to watch the whole thing to find out.
Diabore: wheres the clip
saucemaster5000: he mentioned you yes adam
matthaus_c: Adam, you got to do Butter Road AND still be friends with James
sydnius: @navelwarfare warpy
BusTed: owmp
Diabore: clip or it didnt happen
Geekscience: Getting love from james is like getting blood from a stone
eric_christian_berg: See, if the protagonist was one of us old fucks with a bad back and knees, that would work.
beaujagr: the sound effect oh mygod
matthaus_c: plap
beaujagr: why does she make s3x noises when hit
Lysander_Gustav: bonk
LarkSachrosis: He's selling it
Geekscience: Executed with impunity
hexy_lexy: b o n k
matthaus_c: you can just say sex noises
MegaDosX: @beaujagr Probably for the same reason her skirt is that bouncy
beaujagr: "BULLETS"
Tangsm: "bullets"
e_bloc: Cheer666 my favorite spooky friends
Haroldholmes25: @beaujagr that's just vidya games
beaujagr: @MegaDosX Yeaaaahhh :(
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @beaujagr There's a reason the French call orgasm "the little death"
thomas_artisto: punch someone while they are down: full body flip
beaujagr: @beaujagr HA nice
Easilycrazyhat: Have you considered...keys?
beaujagr: @beaujagr I'm having New Tomb Raider flashbacks
Lysander_Gustav: drat
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
theambivalentagender: @beaujagr Because video game directors don't know that women make unsexy noises
NavelWarfare: benginO7
sydnius: …and this is a hospital
Rynehawk: seki...nope
Geekscience: what was that
matthaus_c: should have saved more lrrBEEJ
thraximore: all together now...
beaujagr: @beaujagr tragic
Geekscience: that noise she made on death
MegaDosX: Wow.
thraximore: POSITIVE
Transmuted_Elf: F
Lysander_Gustav: oof
jessieimproved: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Geekscience: insult to injury
BusTed: Serenity now.
Bionull: Should have used your flask
Easilycrazyhat: Well Let's NOpe is over. Good run everyone.
Haroldholmes25: poggers
immortal_spooder: Dang...
thomas_artisto: maybe some save systems should stay in the past
BrowneePoints: @theambivalentagender I did a paper in sociology how vampire myths were rooted in allegory to STIs, Sexual predation and other "carnal acts" for centuries before modern fiction ala Carmilla/Dracula. It's rather fascinating
Kramburger: Ben, when we need someone to hold an unplugged controller we'll let you know
Rynehawk: Give Ben a controller thats not plugged in
beaujagr: @Geekscience It sounded kinda like a guinea pig tbh
Earthenone: now that we are backtracking, we have time to write an overwhelmingly positive review
Makrosian_Tae: Why does she have a sway of the hips with every movement?
LarkSachrosis: Head and shoulders above RE: VIII
matthaus_c: wait, you're NOT siblings? but you look so similar lrrBEEJ
crystalbravest: sekiro!
Easilycrazyhat: oh shit!
Spacecarl: I think there were meds in that save room that you picked up after saving, but not 100%
TehAmelie: this stream is amazing late night entertainment. you guys are hilarious, while the game is slowly putting me to sleep
Pteraspidomorphi: I like that
Geekscience: Positively Whelming
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c no thats adam and james
MegaDosX: At least you know what to do now
matthaus_c: @Makrosian_Tae same reason she heaves her tits up every step
sydnius: turn based combat ugh
Makrosian_Tae: I've noticed that as well
Geekscience: give em the Gordon Freeman treatment
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c as someone with a chest, when you go up stairs that fast, they bounce. period
Bionull: And that reason is asthma
eric_christian_berg: I missed this bit while making coffee, so this works out for me.
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matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints this floor seems very flat to me
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c aaaah i read that as "steps-stairs"
beaujagr: @BrowneePoints oh yeah, but like, most people don't skip to walk to make it happen more
hexy_lexy: @matthaus_c i mean, so am i, but yall dont seem to complain Kappa
Geekscience: Isn't that every horror game?
matthaus_c: you're on fire today hexy LUL
Kramburger: Adam after you fire the nailgun are you plus or minus?
eric_christian_berg: Hee hee, he said hineys.
Makrosian_Tae: I'll say this: I'm POSITIVELY OVERWHELMED by how bad this is
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !quote nail
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
BrindleBoar: so is this Resident Souls, or Dark Evil
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !quote gun
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote nail
LRRbot: Quote #3667: "Do not use my screwdrivers to drive nails!" —Cori, to Ian [2016-11-28]
Geekscience: Holy fuck theres a beat in the music that sounds EXACTLY like my phone buzzing on my desk and Its causing a Pavlovian anxiety response
Lysander_Gustav: is there healing in this game?
RellaBug827: !quote minus
Kramburger: You need some distance to recover
crystalbravest: not safe on block -at all-
sydnius: @makrosian_tae but… lighting! plot! camera! assets!
mulligan2six: Can you link nail gun into crowbar overhead?
Boon_33: it's that first 1 minute.
jetpixi: The Bangers and Mash of games
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a...square trapdoor just opened to a round hole
Haroldholmes25: probably the only people who play/leave reviews are core gamers who love this nonsense
hexy_lexy: and this game IS a banger lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: It's almost like Steam reviews are incredibly easy to manipulate!
beaujagr: I'm pretty sure that "bang-hers" is why it's got Overwhelmingly Positive ratings
Makrosian_Tae: @sydnius "assets" huh? I'm sure that's how they sold it to the board
BrowneePoints: Going down stairs is just a series of steps. Step 1, step 2, oh shit, step 7, step 11, floor.
Pteraspidomorphi: I mean those old games this is based on have their own defects when it comes to mechanics
Spacecarl: Like, if you could just save whenever, I could maybe see it? but the limited save mechanic should have died long ago
Kramburger: My preschool art has overwhelmingly positive reviews but I wouldn't put it in a gallery
codatski: You underestimate how horny some gamers are Ben
BrindleBoar: why is there a mannequin living room underneath that hospital
Earthenone: i know some people will be into the opening scene, but an overwhelming amount of them seems like a strech?
jetpixi: Is the fridge not a gallery @kramburger
Sniknob: Judging from the reviews you showed us it's mostly people with massive nostalgia boners
matthaus_c: fully expected ben to jump again
codatski: Show them boobs and they rate your game highly
RellaBug827: was that oogie boogie form nightmare before christmas
Bionull: Oh, we're this far back
Kramburger: @jetpixi O_O I MADE IT?
jetpixi: The new what?!
Easilycrazyhat: I'll go see anything by him. He's brilliant.
BrowneePoints: Shang as in Wrong
jetpixi: I think you did, buddy. I think you did. @kramburger
Catastrophil: I'm keen to watch that
GhostValv: it is dang solid
hesterbyrde: God that movie was so good. It very much succeeded at what it was trying to do.
MegaDosX: I'm sad I won't be able to see it for a while. Stupid pandemic.
saucemaster5000: shang-chi was the best movie to go back to theaters for!
kevenwith2es: Shang-Chi is muy pog
Lysander_Gustav: I hope it gets safe soon
Dog_of_Myth: It's a very good movie
hexy_lexy: banger? i hardly know her! :p
ArkhamArchivist: Good old Tuesday afternoon matinees with 3 people in the theatre
weff47: I saw it when it released on my birthday, was a good birthday.
Kramburger: I'm a parent now, I can't just *go* to the movies!
Haroldholmes25: @hexy_lexy LUL
sydnius: wait why didn’t her eye switch
BrowneePoints: It's an ode to old school hong kong cinema and it's amazing
jetpixi: What’s with that angle?
asthanius: plop
crystalbravest: newb projectile spammers
matthaus_c: ba-bap
BrindleBoar: That is a good death animation.
YawnLance: This game benginFacepalm
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
DaSunao: I guess I'll find pants and leave my trog cave to go watch it then
graal_smith: We should probably run from the mobs that kill us. Ooooorrrr
Lysander_Gustav: well, nuts
saucemaster5000: the first hour of shang chi has the best fight scenes of any marvel thing
jetpixi: View down NO sights
MegaDosX: @jetpixi The whole game's like that
frank_the_great: The first 3 were just okay, #4 is the Dr. Strange one and that's a big step up in quality
OmnipotentTrevor: There's one part where it gets a little too silly with a squeaky little cg sidekick, but other than that the movie was great.
JusticeJuice: Venom sequel soon. I hope it's not bad.
thomas_artisto: wump wump
Catastrophil: Well this is... draining
jetpixi: Oh noooo @megadosx
e_bloc: maybe you should lower the difficulty /game
matthaus_c: Tormented Souls Any% stream when
Kramburger: "HARD games are for REAL gamers!"
sydnius: Squid1 lrrGARBO Squid4
hexy_lexy: how much was this game, even?
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MegaDosX: Yeah What If episode 4 was pretty amazing, without getting into spoilery detail
Juliamon: JusticeJuice It doesn't need to be "good" it just needs to be more of the first one tbh
itomeshi: Everyone... I'm starting to think this game is bad.
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon So, bad?
Earthenone: do enemies respawn when you use a typewriter?
jetpixi: GOALS
crystalbravest: I bet Ben can get down to 7:40 e-z
Transmuted_Elf: Ben Adam doesnt give up, ask how he is doing in the solo rpgs
Diabore: bens got the itch
Kramburger: At any point you can go *Beat* Kraven's Manor
Makrosian_Tae: "Toremented Souls any percent" -- no times
Gascitygaming: Ben's got the Kraven's cravings!
BusTed: Then you're going to have to bother that speedrunner mod again.
Pharmacistjudge: I think we have to find a game for Adam to get a WR on
OmnipotentTrevor: Have ya'll watched Star Wars Visions yet?
Juliamon: BrowneePoints I would argue that it's not bad, it's just not what people expected
matthaus_c: I would put channel points towards Ben being able to do sub 7 min
NotCainNorAbel: When Summon Salt does a review of that game you know you made it
Orlantia: can you thwack the vending machine for snacks?
noisyblizzard: ben preping for the next gdq
BrindleBoar: Makrosian_Tae so THIS is a speedrun? Neat.
DeM0nFiRe: So when is LRR adding a weekly speedrunning stream to the schedule called Play it Fast Forward? Kappa
jetpixi: Ben’s got a fever and the only cure is speed—wait
MegaDosX: Are you missing the other half of the heart?
Makrosian_Tae: @omnipotenttrevor My boy Lio Fotia was so famous they launched him into SPACE
asthanius: What if Ben speedruns Kraven Manor during this stream as a picture-in-picture
JusticeJuice: @Juliamon I'm worried someone went it's popular lets mess with it.
Mashamino: ow, mine ears
itomeshi: but.... why?
matthaus_c: wait until you see the Donkey Kong 64 true 100% speedruns, Adam
Geekscience: you only have 1 half of the heart right?
JusticeJuice: Never touch creepy mirrors
sadfleck: Hey guys! how's it going?
crystalbravest: there's got to be like a way to skip cutscenes
Juliamon: but like, if you go into it knowing it's a romcom for monsterfuckers, it's amazing
LaskoReadsComics: Hey Ben, when are you and Adam going to speedrun Magic: The Gathering?
TehAmelie: i like the name of the comic being "The Hands of Shang Chi". nothing against the movie, it just sounds funny
theambivalentagender: @LaskoReadsComics Like, all of it?
TehAmelie: his hands are the star of the show
LaskoReadsComics: @LaskoReadsComics yup
crystalbravest: to get the 55 minutes i mean
Kramburger: I was browsing through the speedrun bot account after Ben retweeted it. Someone was trying to submit fake WRs for Hotline miami, for at 50 seconds, then stopped pretending and just put 1 second
matthaus_c: keep summer safe
jetpixi: They scooty scooty
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @LaskoReadsComics They have to play every card every printed at least once?
jetpixi: Scoot of Death
DanielleWasDelayed: The thud is hilarious every time
sydnius: siri 4 iz friend
Transmuted_Elf: any healing items?
Orlantia: have you tried hitting the out of order vending machine with the crow bar?
kumatsu: speedrun Shandalar seabatBRAIN
NotCainNorAbel: you can logout but you can never leave
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben already speedruns magic. He plays Red
FarronTheRed: HA
ArkhamArchivist: Shandalar Slaps
Drathak: I used to play that one
Drathak: Many moons ago
matthaus_c: @Ba_Dum_Tish did you not hear, Ben is a Control player now
AbnormAnomaly: Why does this Hospital? have so many nailing brads just lying around?
crystalbravest: they patched up shandalar with a ton of cards released past the original game
Kramburger: Speedrunning MTG is basically just cheating when you think about it
crystalbravest: "they" being modders
Diabore: bens angling for shandalar as the next play it forward
MegaDosX: You could speedrun Eastward after you finish it, maybe?
Ba_Dum_Tish: @matthaus_c Oh No but he was the chosen one
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you should also have MTG Battleground around there somewhere - I know because I sent it! :D
theambivalentagender: @AbnormAnomaly Careless carpenters
electric_claire: Shandalar is great, Ben. You're better off downloading a patched copy though
BrindleBoar: I wish they would make a new Shandalar. Nostalgia can't quite paper over the holes in the experience.
matthaus_c: @Ba_Dum_Tish people love protagonist corruption arcs
jetpixi: Do they flip when they die?! LUL
electric_claire: Gaby has a video on installing Shandalar
OmnipotentTrevor: I still want to see one of you guys try MTG: Battlemage
TehAmelie: Shandalar is cool. it really doesn't work out of the box though, you'll want to get the modern version from the internet
AveryCorvus: I feel like a speedrun of MTG where you go pick up the instruction pamphlet and go "Oh, these cards look cool!" and then immediately spend $900 on a Commander deck
ArkhamArchivist: In 1995 when Sid Meyer invented Magic the Gathering for his hit game Shandalar...
itomeshi: @jetpixi Sometimes multiple flips!
FarronTheRed: I'm really sad that Diablo-like from Magic didn't turn out to be very good. I was really interested in the story they were teasing.
flustered_blue: I really want Shandalar 2. hell, I would take a remastered one anyway
jetpixi: OMG lol @itomeshi
Juliamon: I love how they sound like a big rubber ball when you hit them
sydnius: he just wants to sell you magazines
flustered_blue: Best mtg video game
Juliamon: like a playground ball
jetpixi: I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what the sound is @juliamon
Kramburger: If the FBI is listening, he when Ben said Mod or Emulator he meant "Legal Copy"
Mr_Horrible: it got Perfect-World'd
jetpixi: What if that guy is selling Girl Scout cookies?
matthaus_c: I stand by the fact that Magic Legends would have popped off with premium elemental waifus
Earthenone: i see adam sprinting around and being silent, but no timer in the corner, is this not speedrunalloneword?
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BrowneePoints: Yea, my buddy got hired by Cryptic to the legends team a month before it shut down :S
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: only having watched your stream of it, it seems like some of those ideas could have been expanded on nicely with time
theambivalentagender: Not only was it kinda boring, they marketed it as an "open beta" but had a cash shop...
Gascitygaming: i did like the card/ability rotation
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is why Ben is a speedrunner, that big brain memory
BrindleBoar: Magic Legends was maybe a third of what it needed to be, maybe less.
sydnius: ben.maps.com
Rynehawk: Frank
jetpixi: Sweet Carolyn
BrowneePoints: I think Legends would've been fine with like...another year of development
Makrosian_Tae: BAM BAM BAM
ComradeMik: i still can't believe that the fast travel points could be body blocked in magic legends
Kramburger: Happy Waifu, Happy Game-Review?
hexy_lexy: @jetpixi BWA BWA BWA
ComradeMik: i bring it up every time, but it's wild
Lysander_Gustav: does it not receive damage if it's slightly off-screen?
Earthenone: if only magic legends showed more tiddy, then it could have been an overwhelmingly positive game
Tangsm: With the eye patch she's entitled to a pirate nickname now.
Mashamino: playing Genshin Impact right now, can confirm elemental waifus make bank
crystalbravest: yup those are the lyrics i just looked them up
Rynehawk: honestly, it sounds like when they die they're cheering like they're happy
Rynehawk: *thunk* yaaaayyyy
sydnius: LUL
BrindleBoar: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: Baby and toddler phase is awful
DiscordianTokkan: WAH sergeSnerge
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AbnormAnomaly: Spoken like a person who has never had a baby.
jetpixi: Ew oh no
Kramburger: No, my baby is Rad Ben you take that back
Ba_Dum_Tish: Baby phase then they aggro into toddler
jetpixi: Oh no
Lysander_Gustav: yeah fair
xantos69: When you say it that way it wounds WORSE
jetpixi: No thankies over here either!
saucemaster5000: toddler 10x worse than babbs
xzarisx: As a parent of 2, he baby phase is hell.
ArkhamArchivist: petition to rename infants "Crotchbursters"
theambivalentagender: I wish I could at least skip the "other human coming out of me" phase NotLikeThis
BrowneePoints: Kramburger's Baby stole the Mona Lisa
satyropodobny: what's the build order for toddler
Jobot180: I was literally cut open to get mine out. I'm good with only one.
Diabore: more a crotch burster than a chest burster
beaujagr: It definitely should only be undertaken if that's totally what you want! I decided not, and it definitely was better for me.
DanielleWasDelayed: @ComradeMik Oh my god, that could happen??? I tried it out when there wasn't much traffic, either after everyone abandoned or before people started coming in, so I didn't encounter that. Jeez louise...
AveryCorvus: But just think. You make a baby and in 10 years you can be playing Magic the Gathering with a little version of you
jetpixi: They gotta be cute for a reason
crystalbravest: was the heart monitor going S-O-S in morse?
NotCainNorAbel: I can do that with a 10year old
MegaDosX: Also smash cakes
sydnius: sketti
BrowneePoints: they're cute as an evolutionary defense mechanism so they get taken care of
electra310: It's got some terrible parts while it's happening, but then afterwards you do miss it
AbnormAnomaly: "Baby's are easy" -known not parent Adam Savidan
eric_christian_berg: This is why the galaxy brain move is to be an uncle.
Geekscience: That's what its like being an aunt/uncle
Earthenone: yes, but the 10 year old needs money for V-bucks
jetpixi: I lub da sketti
TehAmelie: Baby Bullet is my favorite fake movie trailer ever. it's about a mob boss who's a baby
AbnormAnomaly: Uncle <> Parent
xzarisx: I mean if you are the kind of person thatt doesn't need to sleep your fine. But las ttime I checked sleep is human need
NDCazzy: I just did a 30 min work call and we are in the same room...
BrowneePoints: I'm an uncle and practically raised my niece and nephew
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theambivalentagender: I've also heard it's a bit of a roll of the dice. Apparently I was a real chill baby. Once I hit 2 though...
Saxpython: #Truth
MegaDosX: If that's the worst thing he did then you got off light :p
saucemaster5000: then there's dealing ewith crazy teenagers.... can we just admit kids are a lot and we've all been them?
itomeshi: @eric_christian_berg And lo, the Funcle gets the best of both worlds.
sydnius: lucky not in mouth
Mr_Horrible: TehAmelie the sequel the Boss Baby people are too cowardly to make
NotCainNorAbel: thunderstorm
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: babies are like...100% disgusting and I want nothing to do with any of them
lynzeborden: My an aunt but one niece is 4 years younger than me. It's.. weird
NarishmaReborn: switching everyone over to the new hospital
NDCazzy: youre out... easy game
Kramburger: My baby has only projectile pooped onto me once so that's fun
Ba_Dum_Tish: To get the wifi password you have to throw this ball into the hornhole which will dispense a key
Geekscience: really makes you think about what life would be like if you had saved your save for later, huh? coulda saved after all this shit
Ciijay: So to be fair my old roommates cat sneezed in my face a few times.
BrowneePoints: @Kramburger We call that a Blunderbutt
Lysander_Gustav: Is that like a gelationous cube, but spicy?
AbnormAnomaly: I will say Ben, I have a 3 and 6 year old so far all ages are hard.
e_bloc: I love my 14 month old but it's all snot and shit
theambivalentagender: Basically the way my dad says it, I was a really easy baby until I became mobile.
electric_claire: Kids sure, but babies?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Lysander_Gustav basically
DanielleWasDelayed: I like kids as a concept
itomeshi: @Kramburger Oh, your baby is saving it up. That's going to be a fun weekend.
jetpixi: @ciijay which one? New one does that too
NotCainNorAbel: hard agree Ben
NDCazzy: so when they can wipe their own asses?
Earthenone: so chat?
xzarisx: I thought babies were gross too but when itts your own it is very different
xantos69: Look if you wanna be covered in every, and I mean EVERY, bodily fluid...then enjoy having kids.
AbyssEtc: Just googled it, turns out we were all babies once!
breathlessisthehunt: Toddlers are great
YawnLance: It's us benginChamp
Mr_Horrible: Adam's just like "mood, kiddo"
eric_christian_berg: First stage: noisy luggage.
BrowneePoints: Adam likes what he knows
saucemaster5000: Kids are hard and fascinating
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
Kramburger: My baby screams with laughter when I pretend to eat her hands, even chat
SmoreThanAFeelin: hey wait a minuteeeeee
Dezufnocosem: like 24 or 25
DiscordianTokkan: What's the Hex line from ReBoot? "I LOVE children, but I could never eat a WHOLE one"
saucemaster5000: wait
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMonkey ook ook banana
TehAmelie: dem titties won't stop
Ciijay: @jetpixi the old sneezy cat haha
josh___something: ook
hexy_lexy: OOK OOK GIV BANAN
matthaus_c: gonna have some babies and let Adam have them until they're toddlers
CaptainSpam: That lock makes a terrible bra.
jetpixi: Need to be a bigger gauge
Kramburger: lock @ booba
Juliamon: give her a shirt, she's cold
MegaDosX: I will laugh if it is
Mr_Horrible: @DiscordianTokkan I'd believe you if you told me that was the line
Earthenone: we need to find 50'000 volts
eric_christian_berg: She's chilly, man, get her a shawl.
MousseFilledCat: I don’t like babies, either, I just managed to keep reminding myself that my kids willl not be babies forever. Worth it for me
AbnormAnomaly: If it's a bra Adam, you will only love this game more.
jetpixi: LUL sounds right @ciijay
Geekscience: the lock is just the tutorial for the inventory
BrowneePoints: My Life! HAHAHAHAHAHA
YeetTheRich_: hehe penis
GhostValv: ook~~~
Dog_of_Myth: lrrJUDGE
xzarisx: Why cant you take one of those swords
theambivalentagender: Apparently when my parents started weaning me off milk I would try to steal bottles from random babies in public, so toddler years are fun
NDCazzy: movie time!
hexy_lexy: my sad existence?
Kramburger: Could say the same to you Adam... seabatNogood
Jobot180: "Keep boobies on lock" - Babies
matthaus_c: hey adam you know the seminal work of the ancient greek philosopher Bophades
Geekscience: also that super special number about the time of birth has come up exactly once so far and then never mentioned again
MegaDosX: For dominance
BrindleBoar: T-pose for dominance
Lysander_Gustav: That doesn't look like a vhs player
Stormthius: ummmm a horse walks into a bar; bartender asks: why the long face?
eric_christian_berg: Gotta make 'em look big!
NarishmaReborn: weird room to have in a hospital
frank_the_great: All I want in a Let's Nope is to make Adam go "hah"
mulligan2six: Oh so the computers are unplugged, but the VCR works?
Lysander_Gustav: that looks like betamax
BrindleBoar: They're Chadknights.
sydnius: dammit i went beta
DeM0nFiRe: Because A pose is second in dominance only to T pose
LarkSachrosis: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pot? Stu.
Ciijay: @theambivalentagender confirmed for baby times, time for baby jail haha
jetpixi: For the anteater that’s the stance of power
Lazzared: lrrCIRCLE_SG
Transmuted_Elf: because Praise the Sun thats why
Tangsm: Is this hospital just a repository for dead media?
Ciijay: Baby crimes rather
DanielleWasDelayed: Now you save on a VHS player, then go up to a walkman, and you'll eventually be saving using an Oculus
0x6772: Please, Adam, nails. If they gave you bullets it wouldn't be scary
crystalbravest: 5 shots left...enough to put down 2 roofing shingles...
DMGlol: he's got the jitters
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Seminal, you say? lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: A Greek man walks into a Tailor with torn pants. The Tailor asks, "Euripedes?" The man replies, "Eumenides?"
BrindleBoar: this is normal and fine
DanielleWasDelayed: Hello Dead Space
matthaus_c: @YawnLance I knew you'd catch onto that LUL
Mr_Horrible: Dollar General Necromorph lookin' ass
Geekscience: so nice to see Edward Scissorhands got work after the film
Kramburger: "If you can't afford pressure plates for you deathtraps, try chaining a zombie to the wall for a cheaper alternative"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'd bet he's not gonna be strapped to the wall forever
Geekscience: ah, the lights
Tangsm: So the priest is the guy making all these monsters, right?
MyBuddySuperfly: Adam
crystalbravest: oh it worked?!
jetpixi: He’s already dead!
Easilycrazyhat: ez game
saucemaster5000: Make adam laugh? K. "Japanese japanese hamburtger simpsons reference."
jetpixi: Oh
jetpixi: Now he’s dead
Stripe_dog: Violence IS the answer!
Geekscience: Overwhemingly Positive
mnemonicman: aww he's sad now
electra310: That was kind of upsetting
JonnyGlitched: Such a tormented soul
MegaDosX: Also were those blades clipping into the floor?
AbnormAnomaly: Wow Adam you heartless monster
Mashamino: wow, rude
YawnLance: @matthaus_c We're good together for a reason :p
crystalbravest: that totally felt like a puzzle
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
TehAmelie: he's just taking a time out
Makrosian_Tae: Overwhelmingly positive
Catastrophil: I mean, that's an existence I would not want to have prolonged
itira: eeeevening everyone
pipshardfour: This game is scary :(
sydnius: and that’s how we get the bad ending
satyropodobny: It's a living!
jetpixi: Evening @itira !
Mr_Horrible: that enemy just like "I can't even *move* why is everyone such a dick to me?!?!"
DMGlol: why are mannequins so creepy 🤔
theambivalentagender: Calling it: the mannequin heads are gonna move
itira: hi @jetpixi ! :D
jetpixi: :)
Lysander_Gustav: just scraping yourself against the wall until an interact prompt appears
Juliamon: I like that "Overwhelmingly Positive" is immediately becoming the new "Head and Shoulders Above Myst"
jetpixi: Oh we sorry
JonnyGlitched: A horror game in a hospital?! How original!
JonnyGlitched: caress the faaaace
matthaus_c: touch some grass
Mr_Horrible: me, whenever I need to go outside for groceries
MegaDosX: I bet there's a statue to turn to face the sun
jetpixi: Get that D
Megaparsec256: very "yellow wallpaper" huh
Haroldholmes25: more jazz
kevenwith2es: Praise the sun? It is Dark Souls!
Pharmacistjudge: listen to your heart
flustered_blue: Who talks like that?
Kramburger: Drink your ovaltine
electra310: Save point!
DaSunao: Eat ribazines
NarishmaReborn: die from lack of healthcare
Geekscience: watch you use the stethoscope to crack a safe or some shit
hexy_lexy: the heartbeat of america just shouts "LIBERATED"
Makrosian_Tae: Yeah, stand in your truth. Fuck that sun, yo! The distance between it and our earth are nothing compared to your love!!
Pharmacistjudge: Listen to your heart when he's calling for you Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
sydnius: @kramburger mmm don’t mind if I do
AbnormAnomaly: "Fuck you", "No Fuck You" -The heart of America
Nuurgle: why is it always mannequin? Where are all the womannequin?
jetpixi: They’re nervous
itira: theyre quivering
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge I don't know where you're going, and I don't know why
BrowneePoints: "If you're a human, you won't like this game, cuz limited saves fucking SUCK"
Geekscience: should have an autosave Streamer Mode
jetpixi: Don’t be mean
Pteraspidomorphi: Magnets?
matthaus_c: shake it like a polaroid picture
Lysander_Gustav: bet it was an graphical error at first
Veste: is this game dutch
jetpixi: Damn beat me lol @matthaus_c
Makrosian_Tae: SingsNote Out of the trash... And into my game!
TehAmelie: the camera is going so Dutch it could give you whiplash
Earthenone: the angles are at least veste
theambivalentagender: Is there a baby on the fucking ceiling?
Mr_Horrible: "If we dutch angle enough of the fixed camera views, it'll be scarier"
Rynehawk: step on him!
NarishmaReborn: he sounds so sad
jetpixi: He took a long time to die
itira: ew the sound effect of that guy lol
Geekscience: the old horror game "we're the bad guys" twist
Catastrophil: Ah, that "makes sense"
public_key_reveal_party: ornstein and smough?
eric_christian_berg: Don Quixote!
Mr_Horrible: that statue looks like it's gonna say Meeeester Kennedy
WizOuphe: lol my grandparents have those statues
BusTed: Tossing minions off bridges.
theambivalentagender: Abbot and Costello Spanish Conquistador statues?
Transmuted_Elf: Wormstien and Smogg
beaujagr: oh no my quality just fucken died :(
BrindleBoar: The PC port is decent
jetpixi: Sounds like a plan
sydnius: @theambivalentagender gmta
dukeofbread: dragon's dogma has the best character creator in an rpg
Enki1256: Switch port is also decent.
JosephDeath: They keep mentioning Dragon's Dogma 2 briefly, just to keep my hopes up
electra310: Heh, knocker
Lysander_Gustav: drat
Earthenone: ahh we need some knockers,
animated_fairy: Yo bro you ever play Gnomes 100 Dragons 0?
JonnyGlitched: might have trouble finding Dragon's Dogma preowned if you want to play it on console
TehAmelie: "they look like monsters to you?" was such a cool moment the first 25 games where i saw it
Kramburger: I played it a few months back, I was uncomfortable when the game decided that I was in a romance with a woman who appeared to be a child without checking n with me
Nuurgle: I bet the chest statue is full of knockers
BrowneePoints: wooooooooooooow
YeetTheRich_: now, where do we find the knockers?
electra310: I guess we could get a knocker from that statue
Easilycrazyhat: Huh, there's a netflix series too
theambivalentagender: booo
BrindleBoar: I think Dragon's Dogma Online has pretty thoroughly demolished chances of a real sequel.
jetpixi: Listen to the knockers to get the knockers
Nigouki: Japan is still too busy playing Dragon's Dogma Online for them to make 2
JonnyGlitched: Refrences!
AbnormAnomaly: I think it was meant to be a joke, but it is certainly not a joke.
JonnyGlitched: haha!
BrindleBoar: The Netflix series was... fine? It's not great.
Ba_Dum_Tish: It was an event
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Ba_Dum_Tish: Or at least a series of events
jetpixi: Really
Makrosian_Tae: Life cold and hard. Tiddy...also cold and hard?
crystalbravest: THIS BEAT
MyBuddySuperfly: dang
DiscordianTokkan: *siiiiigh*
saucemaster5000: top play through if I can remember it's been so long
WizOuphe: i am currently watching through it
crystalbravest: isn't that just
BrindleBoar: Darude - Sandstorm
Earthenone: just keep repeating that ben
crystalbravest: the eye of the tiger?
Lysander_Gustav: now a rhythm game all of a sudden
SirMorek: du.. du... du hast
sydnius: HSWP LUL
gamercat88: DU HAST!
jetpixi: OVERwhelmingly positive
TehAmelie: hearts again! the game is really trying to present some kind of "theme". it's just unclear how and why
JonnyGlitched: do do-do-do do do
Mr_Horrible: I can't hear you Londoooooooon
crystalbravest: The opening beats of eye of the tiger
NarishmaReborn: 1311
thraximore: du hast MICH
ShaneLeeAtk: 1311
Pharmacistjudge: I'll be honest, i want to meet someone who actually, legitimately beat gnomes 100.
NotCainNorAbel: code for the knocker
MegaDosX: Maybe that's how you knock on the door?
Nuurgle: is that the combination?
Makrosian_Tae: Du hast mich he fracht
Pharmacistjudge: there are so many ways to die and that final fight loses extremely easy to lose
crystalbravest: @Pharmacistjudge that's like drunkenly dancing through a minefield and arriving at the end unscathed
theambivalentagender: What do you mean you don't know how to play piano? You bang on the keys and sound comes out.
thraximore: @Makrosian_Tae gefragt*
CommunistBakery: Maybe whenever you get the knocker thats the pattern?
Talin06: it says "look at the walk-through"
sydnius: sudo make me sammich
Pharmacistjudge: final fight looks extremely easy to lose
goombalax: Nein!
Earthenone: if we use knock code to get a knocker this game will earn some points with me
beaujagr: is there a special like flag for being old enough to not only know Rammstein lyrics from Du Hast but also correct them?
JonnyGlitched: Floor Butt!
jetpixi: Can’t see them but at least you can hear them?
Makrosian_Tae: @thraximore thanks. I couldn't remember the spelling very well
jetpixi: He scoot cuz he itchy
JoshManVGH: Nailed it!
BrindleBoar: beaujagr "millenial"
JonnyGlitched: is that a nail gun?
Sniknob: The backflip they do will always be funny
beaujagr: @BrindleBoar I mean, I'm sure loads of Gen X too
Nuurgle: footsies
RealGamerCow: Never doubt Adam's footsies
JonnyGlitched: you know they don't do shit at range right? Quake lied
JoshManVGH: Ooh the range on those thing is harsh
Geekscience: juked em
DanielleWasDelayed: This is a dark soul
NDCazzy: footsies
JonnyGlitched: JEBUS
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put the Autumnal Rumble in Smash, you cowards!
e_bloc: just wait 3 days
sydnius: it’s super effective!
gamercat88: flat booty jesus
LarkSachrosis: No! the Symbolism!
Nuurgle: please be a puzzle
Lysander_Gustav: hey jesus wanna smash?
thomas_artisto: the second sacrifice of christ
raulghoulia: use the nailer on him
NotCainNorAbel: beard clip
Geekscience: Smashed statue of jesus new band name I call it
TehAmelie: this is almost like The Holy Mountain, just by accident
lyropithic: So yes, it will come back alive, but you've got three days
jetpixi: Guess this game is forgiven now
YeetTheRich_: jesus is public domain
YawnLance: It'll be fine in a couple of days
BrindleBoar: he's got pink flesh and his loincloth is white, an effort was made
DMGlol: Jesus rises into battle!
matthaus_c: Smash wouldn't do it. Nickelodeon though?
silenceaux: sometimes you work real hard on a project but just lose interest near the end
MegaDosX: What would his map be?
Pharmacistjudge: i'm going to laugh is Jesus is like bottom tier too
Mr_Horrible: "The last character is: My Ass. Fuck off and leave me alone."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: everyone always wants to skip painting the eyes but at some point it doesn't work
eric_christian_berg: American Gods prompts me to ask: Which Jesus?
DiscordianTokkan: Or Eva Unit 01, just to mess with people
MirandaArqayla: let he who has no sin, cast the first rekka
UnusuallyLargeMoth: He seems pretty sus. Je-sus you might say. [stabbed]
JoshManVGH: Down A is Forgive your Traitors
thomas_artisto: the Jesus-verse
gualdhar: just have to fight all the Jesus fanboys over him
Makrosian_Tae: "JESUS, resurrects onto the scene!"
AveryCorvus: Sony puts out a new Jesus movie every couple years to maintain the license
kevenwith2es: Better yet, what if Jesus is just a Mii costume
beaujagr: if Jesus is public domain someone better talk to all the people paying licensing fees to talk to him
SquareDotCube: died from too much caffiene
Easilycrazyhat: Oh fuck, fruitopia. That's been a while.
Mr_Horrible: Ben you just sent me into a fucking wormhole by mentioning Fruitopia
JoshManVGH: @makrosian_tae LUL
Lysander_Gustav: Is fruitopia the one with the lewd animal commercials?
Kieza_12: is beverage of choice that fatboy slim song?
itomeshi: Forgive me gamers, for I have sinned. Diablo 2 is so much more fun with a controller, and just clunky on KB+M
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:52:15.
DanielleWasDelayed: For once, Mario is not the one to die in a reveal
LarkSachrosis: His ultimate smash is Buff Jesus
Transmuted_Elf: jesus saves everyone else takes half damage
JoshManVGH: The spear that stabs him has the invitation attached
UnusuallyLargeMoth: none of us are going to heaven
thraximore: you just KNOW he'd T-Pose everywhere LUL
matthaus_c: someone ping Mangledpixel
rabbitgta: T poses through the smash symbol and everything
YeetTheRich_: gibb
Makrosian_Tae: Now banan?
BusTed: Sakurai
Mr_Horrible: Goku fusion dances with Sora
YawnLance: It has to just be Sakurai
chefryto90: Sora
asthanius: Sakurai in a waluigi mask
gamercat88: his favorite stage is sea of gahallea so he can walk on water
JonTheGoose: Sora
korvys: From the film Juno?
goombalax: probably another Fire Emblem
SurfDownstage: Just tuned in, is this entire game at a dutch angle?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I still want Geno from super mario rpg, even though it won't be
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I dearly want it to be Freya from FF9, or Doomguy
SirMorek: Geno doesn't exist
Robot_Bones: Sekiro
raulghoulia: 1994?
JonnyGlitched: Juno? Elliot Page's Juno?
AveryCorvus: 2B
e_bloc: Yosuke from Persona 5
CompletelyUnsure: Leaks say it
beaujagr: @SurfDownstage tragically
thraximore: sehhhkiro
SquareDotCube: stramgely enough, it'll probably be Professor Layton or somesuch
mechmagic: raz from psychonauts
electric_claire: @JonnyGlitched This is also my question
Nuurgle: Reggie Fils-Amie. He's back, in Smash form!
Kylorn: Phoenix wright
JoshManVGH: Master Hand, but every attack flashes a picture of Sakuri on the screen
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Pepsiman!
Pharmacistjudge: now i'm thinking about Nier where you fight the Sony President
KeytarCat: A slower, stronger, ganon
CompletelyUnsure: Leaks say either a Gen 8 pokemon or someone from Capcom
Earthenone: i hope its Clippy
DanielleWasDelayed: Professor Layton with a sword
thraximore: Sekiro meets all these criteria
matthaus_c: how about... ANOTHER Link
silenceaux: Professor Layton also has a sword
JonnyGlitched: Is Cloud in Smash yet?
DiscordianTokkan: Some fucking OTHER tool from Fire Emblem
thomas_artisto: Naruto
korvys: 2B from Neir
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Baiken from Guilty Gear
Mr_Horrible: oh no, Adam likes laughing at me D:
TwitchingPokki: fucking me too Adam
gamercat88: whose that pokemon?
CururuGuasu: Probably a Pokémon
YawnLance: The last fighter is just Marth, again.
YeetTheRich_: !smash
LRRbot: Put Rowlet in Smash, you cowards!
Makrosian_Tae: 2B would be great
Lithobraker: Peely from Fortnite Kappa
MegaDosX: @JonnyGlitched He is, has been for a bit
Juliamon: The reactions to Minecraft Steve were a riot
TwitchingPokki: it's great
Nuurgle: Fire Emblem dude, but they have an AXE instead
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun what if he didn't just have "a" sword, but all the swords? Unllimited Blades, perhaps?
JoshManVGH: I'm lowering my expectation floor to "Super Cat Mario" as the last character.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: put Freya in, spears are an underrepresented weapon type!
TehAmelie: i want to see a game that just has every JRPG sword guy fighting each other. see who can tell them apart
MegaDosX: What if they put Master Chief in the game? :p
korvys: Goku
CompletelyUnsure: I have a longshot hope for the entire Dragapault line at once
Rhynerd: @nuurgle I was just about to joke about Hector becoming the next character
asthanius: Real talk tho, Dante
Catastrophil: @JoshManVGH I dunno, that sounds like it could be kinda cool
matthaus_c: Piccolo GOKU is already in the game
BrindleBoar: actively gaming
theambivalentagender: I'm kinda rooting for Phoenix Right ngl
Ciijay: Layton pls
thraximore: that's where you draw the line???
JonnyGlitched: @MegaDosX I haven't played since... Brawl? was that the one on the Wii
Geekscience: Probably another anime swordsman character
Ciijay: Layton needs to shine after PW got in a fighter.. sobs
SurfDownstage: @asthanius from the game or the book
Ciijay: Also wait isn’t Sora an anime swordsman fighter
Mr_Horrible: Steve is "What if we did Villager, but more annoying?"
UnusuallyLargeMoth: and as I send that message it occurs to me that nobody that isn't Into Anime would understand my reference
theambivalentagender: *Phoenix Wright in Smash, specifically
Pharmacistjudge: let's be honest, it's going to be a fortnite character
dragonwarrior000: Steve was a solid choice as a character pic though
MegaDosX: @JonnyGlitched Yeah Brawl was on the Wii. Cloud got added in the Wii U/3DS version.
JoshManVGH: @catastrophil It could! But after years of theory crafting guest characters, to go out on a non guest would be such a move
Geekscience: Crash Bandicoot in smash cowards
asthanius: @surfdownstage game. Book Dante would die instantly
Haroldholmes25: It's a key
matthaus_c: I need to go back and rewatch Smash in CTS
Lysander_Gustav: yay
JonnyGlitched: Nitric acid? Isn't that weak as shit against metal?
Catastrophil: @JoshManVGH True, true
DiscordianTokkan: Onnadeez
matthaus_c: gently cup the nut
Haroldholmes25: @JonnyGlitched vidya gmaes
Mr_Horrible: This protagonist is actually gonna be the final Smash character
e_bloc: its always a baby's hand holding a fruit
Nuurgle: a baby arm holding an apple
JonnyGlitched: @MegaDosX thank you!
AbyssEtc: oh the heartbeat was for the knocker
Makrosian_Tae: Oh! OH OH OH!! What if it's Zagreus from Hades? That came to Switch first, right?
jetpixi: Gettin handsy
Mr_Horrible: Carolyn, from whatever the fuck this is
LarkSachrosis: because *you're* hand isn't good enough
Geekscience: gently cup the ball
Tangsm: There's one statue of his dead wife, and just 1000 models of her hands everywhere.
matthaus_c: Zagreus Hadesgame is a good call
noSmokeFire: Zag but he literally can't jump
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched this game also uses morphine to heal injuries, so...
theambivalentagender: The Dragonborn from Skyrim Kappa
SirMorek: he'd be a pretty cool fighter though
Ciijay: Idk they have Arms in there
Veste: the final character is sora, donald, AND goofy
Pharmacistjudge: skyrim is in everything
AveryCorvus: Phoenix Wright. Him pointing with his finger is his punch.
matthaus_c: a Dragonborn for every single Skyrim release
Mr_Horrible: considering the ammo is "spare nails" I imagine it's just whatever's lying around
TehAmelie: or why not Megara from Hades
Ciijay: RECENT rather
Geekscience: dynamic difficulty maybe?
asthanius: I hope they put Mario in Smash
JonnyGlitched: there's no reason they couldn't have called it hydrofloric or hydrocloric acid... unless they ran out of room on the bottle to write it
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Frisk Undertale is DETERMINED! [scuffed Smash music]
Raincoast_Bear: Hiya Super Nope Brothers!
Makrosian_Tae: Zag, and his final smash is literally the pantheon of gods demolishing his opponent
El_Funko: Cooking Mama would be an amazing addition to the roster
raulghoulia: gotta remember the knock code
Lithobraker: AveryCorvus you mean Furio Tigre Kappa
jetpixi: It’s readin!
SirMorek: its reading
Earthenone: what if chris prat is the final charicter?
CompletelyUnsure: fuck yes, Cooking Mama
JoshManVGH: Shortcuts!? Isn't that FROM Something?
crystalbravest: ooh more Abercrombie!
MegaDosX: What book and which author?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Wisdom of Crowds, probably? Hell of a book
Mr_Horrible: Earthenone that'd be an *excellent* troll
matthaus_c: <- english major librarian in training says IT'S READING
jetpixi: Just bakes everyone a pie and they all chill @el_funko
JakeKamas: what's the book?
Transmuted_Elf: the sound from this reminds me of Parasite Eve
JakeKamas: Thank you Adam
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, if I was going to try out Mr. Abercrombie, what book should I try?
AveryCorvus: @Lithobraker They have alternate skins sometimes instead of color swaps! XD
JoshManVGH: Wisdom of Crowns or Crowds?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Crowds
Nuurgle: One of my series changed readers halfway through and now I can't finish them :(
Scy_Anide: Joe Abercrombie has been on my booklog for a long time but my booklog only gets longer...
spurius: I like that series, sometimes its kind of depressing because everyone is a terrible person, but good book
Lithobraker: Put ET from that landfill game in Smash cowards
crystalbravest: I started First Law and have been having a blast with it.
ArdCollider: Abercrombie's on Twitter too, at LordGrimdark
RealGamerCow: I added Abercrombie's books to my holiday list.
Raincoast_Bear: Wisdom of Crowds or Clowns?
Pteraspidomorphi: Pharmacistjudge, better start with First Law since shared chronology
Mr_Horrible: I thought for a second you were gonna say "the manual for the car we were driving", Ben LUL
RealGamerCow: after the AskLRR
beaujagr: I keep meaning to send LRR my TTRPG that I published but getting too chicken in the end >.<
jetpixi: The Scooters are comin!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Humblewood has some really fun ideas
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Raincoast_Bear given the events of the book...interchangeable
Geekscience: Ever read any Dresden Files, Adam? Those have some good audio books
Moonspeak721: i really liked the prose in the first law but the story was a little too grim for me
Makrosian_Tae: @beaujagr you can do it! Leave your mark on the world!
Raincoast_Bear: @beaujagr I will if you will.
matthaus_c: @beaujagr yo that would make such a sweet mail time moment
sydnius: sunk…
MegaDosX: Twist!
jetpixi: Unreliable Sun
KWardJenx: "Sunken"?
Mr_Horrible: stainless metal halo?
jetpixi: Oh no
Mr_Horrible: Time to finish the fight
beaujagr: @Makrosian_Tae <3 thank you!
goombalax: wait is getting bit by a snake the allegory for sex
Makrosian_Tae: A poison baby!
matthaus_c: Maria GLHFMagic Bertholdi? :O
beaujagr: @beaujagr Okay :D Mine's Turn, I'll pack one up this week!
Earthenone: drunken masters?
CastleOtranto: This writing is... bad
silenceaux: Pugilist?
MegaDosX: Isn't that just half of the Tavern Brawler feat?
IanJacek: Pugilist?
DiscordianTokkan: That's an OLD 3.x thing
beaujagr: @matthaus_c I will try then! I have many copies reserved to send out for promo but ended up having to step out of games for now, so I might as well!
DiscordianTokkan: So, neat that they pudated it
Nigouki: light the candles on the stand
Mr_Horrible: 8-banger PogChamp
flustered_blue: Oh speaking fo DnD 6e comes out in 2024
DiscordianTokkan: *updated
Enki1256: So carry a whole mess of weapons, or get used to using improvised weapons.
goombalax: I have a goblin monk that just does that as his fighting style
MegaDosX: Also you just lit candles, so you might be able to do that and fight back?
Geekscience: of course theres stuff in here, theres lore
Tangsm: Wait, what did it smell like?
Haroldholmes25: oh cool a pipe, blaze it
MegaDosX: The pipe probably
TehAmelie: i hope we get to assemble Dante's gas powered sword
JonnyGlitched: I gtg catch you all next time!
Geekscience: They have phones in booths now? finally, I don't have to lug this cell phone around
Makrosian_Tae: Bye @jonnyglitched
Mr_Horrible: the "payphone" which ran on ancient artifacts called "quarters"
Pharmacistjudge: Thanks for the advice Adam.
Pharmacistjudge: I'll see about it
TheStormBlitz: thesto76Gl thesto76Gl thesto76Gl thesto76Gl thesto76Gl thesto76Gl
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @LoadingReadyRun Adam, ever read any Glen Cook? The Black Company series is some of the most memorable fantasy I've ever read
rabbitgta: before we put children into schools to make all the diseases we used payphones
matthaus_c: I wish I enjoyed Joe Abercrombie. you know that sinking feeling you get when you see that effort and skill has been poured into something but it just doesn't fit with your taste?
Omthebox: Speaking of old Joe, his most recent book is amazing.
Earthenone: have tech bros "invented" phone booths yet?
jellybean57: the one caveat about joe abercrombie is that you need to be okay with having terrible people as the POV characters
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hell yeah
IanJacek: Y’all read Jim butchers Dresden files?
jetpixi: Sounds familiar
MegaDosX: That sounds exactly like Adam's brand
Geekscience: great series, Dresden Files
TheMerricat: the ending of the black company series was a bit... weird
Gascitygaming: patton oswalt?
Haroldholmes25: dennis
Pharmacistjudge: I can't watch Office, Seinfield or Always Sunny for that reason
mulligan2six: Glen Howerton
Saxpython: Ben +1
SurfDownstage: What if one of the documents you pick up is just an entire fantasy novel
MegaDosX: Yeah Dresden Files is pretty great modern fantasy too
KWardJenx: Damn if you didn't just sell me on it Adam. Love it!
codatski: Adam, I channeled my inner... Well, you and got the full Complete on Hades. So thanks for the inspiration for determination.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @TheMerricat it sure was! and I loved it, my jam entirely
Omthebox: The people who arent pieces of shit, don't do the best.
matthaus_c: duDudu
BrindleBoar: DU! DU HAST!
Ciijay: That’s actually why I struggle watching Archer
korvys: Dresden Files has a great audio book - Narrated by James Marsters (Spike from Buffy)
beaujagr: I really enjoyed reading Mongrels by Stephen Graham Jones, and like everything from Neon Hemlock Press has been great (especially VOIDJUNK), but they're definitely not for everyone!
DanielleWasDelayed: 2 separate on the last one
silenceaux: Shave and a haircut?
sydnius: …two bits
MegaDosX: You might need to put more time between knocks
Serivus: 1311
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe slower
Easilycrazyhat: Last 2 are more spaced out?
AbnormAnomaly: try the handle?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imo Joe Abercrombie is the author George RR Martin wishes he was
Geekscience: how precise do we have to be here
MegaDosX: Those last two might be too close together
Haroldholmes25: this puzzle sucks
BrindleBoar: Geekscience as precise as the game designer made it
MegaDosX: One, pause, three, pause, one, pause, one
JoshManVGH: The bookflap synopsis' sounds cool, but I just can't do dour right now. Saving it to the reading list though
asthanius: X...XXX...X...X
RealGamerCow: last two are too close
korvys: I think they last 2 are too fast
SquareDotCube: 1-3-1-1
electra310: Pause longer
lynzeborden: Gotta pop off for the night. Thanks for the stream!
Easilycrazyhat: XD wow
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
korvys: yeah
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown tovgCat FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: You were knocking too fast :p
Gascitygaming: that's real finnicky
DanielleWasDelayed: FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa I did too, just never figured that's where I'd be ending up at when I started reading it ;D
SurfDownstage: gaming FBtouchdown
silenceaux: Pretty demanding, but cute
sydnius: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: neat
beaujagr: getting knocked up *ba-dum-tiss*
Geekscience: Play on my FUCKING TIME - the Dev
JoshManVGH: Little take off in the room over
asthanius: penis extractor
YeetTheRich_: uhh
Nigouki: it goes in the butt
Makrosian_Tae: @codatski congrats! I played the shit out of that game when it came out. Got pretty much all the main stuff and then started to Peter out when all I needed was cosmetics and to 100% the trinkets
Tangsm: That's a pear of anguish
jetpixi: seabatClap
korvys: It's.... a thiong
NSGReaper: A pear.
YawnLance: The middle one goes up the butt
silenceaux: You don't want to know about the middle one.
YeetTheRich_: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
beaujagr: That's a speculum
Orlantia: it's called a pear
Sniknob: Oh no that middle one is awful
Manae: It's called the pear
Earthenone: it goes in a whole and widens it
Nuurgle: speculum
Geekscience: is that the hornhole?
Bearudite: the pear is not kind
Lysander_Gustav: The middle one goes in the hoo-ha
Enki1256: Yup, pear of anguish.
SurfDownstage: penis priviledges revoked
JoshManVGH: Probably nothing that was scientifically sound.
korvys: It goes in... then gets bigger...
ya_boi_choco: a pear
thraximore: that paper was called "TRAGEDY NEWS"?
CompletelyUnsure: Trust me, you don't want to know
Jim02762: the middle one goes in various orifices. It is real.
TheMerricat: pear of agony. it goes in an uncomfortable place.
MegaDosX: How ironic
beaujagr: @Lysander_Gustav Or sometimes the booty, tbh - they had them for both, tho the latter was for torture.
jetpixi: God’s mom?
Raincoast_Bear: I'm into old school pulp SciFi - Edgar Rice Burroughs, Leigh Brackett, C.L. Moore...
Geekscience: wild-burger i think
KWardJenx: I wanna know!
sydnius: ironic
Easilycrazyhat: What was their last name? I didn't quite catch that.
Tangsm: Well, it's taking place in canada. So of course.
JoshManVGH: Well isn't THIS ironic!
beaujagr: @TheMerricat that's the name! Speculum, pear of agony, same thing, different extension
mulligan2six: You oughta know Ben
Mashamino: Willdberger Wildberger
Raincoast_Bear: How ironic...
YeetTheRich_: william wilderberger owner of the wilderberger dimmadome?
Nuurgle: too many jagged little pills
patrick_stonecrusher: 10000 spoooooons
MegaDosX: Frogmen = divers
Geekscience: mmmm hand in my pocket is better
SurfDownstage: frog men frog men
Pteraspidomorphi: People in diving suits
Haroldholmes25: love me some frogmen
Enki1256: Divers.
DanielleWasDelayed: frogmen? Someone ping Blue
Mr_Horrible: wetsuit dudes
Geekscience: THE FROG KID
Easilycrazyhat: please do not...
Lysander_Gustav: Frogmen are brittish for military scuba divers
rabbitgta: divers are aka frogmen
jetpixi: What oh no
magical_writer: Wait, did the police interrogate someone that was in a medically induced coma? doesn't seem they will be that helpful.
sydnius: i love that alanis is in great north
Jim02762: it is horrible
Lithobraker: frogmen = police or military divers
Mashamino: oh now, I know what it is
YeetTheRich_: oh god here we go
LurkingLuusi: Frogman are Navy Seals
Mashamino: oh no*
JoshManVGH: Wait it's LITTERALLY called a "Pair of Anguish"?!
crystalbravest: oh hi i JUST came bafck
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
BusTed: WutFace
Talin06: frogmen are scuba divers
SirMorek: lets not
JoshManVGH: Uuuuuuugh
crystalbravest: please. context.
TheMerricat: pear
MegaDosX: Humans were a mistake
SnackPak_: what the fuck
hexy_lexy: NO THANK YOU
BrindleBoar: crystalbravest welcome!
jetpixi: Why are people so creative with that shit
thomas_artisto: well thats awful
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
crystalbravest: ><
Raincoast_Bear: Pear of anguish
BrindleBoar: Kappa
theambivalentagender: @JoshManVGH Pear of Anguish
SurfDownstage: can we go back to pretending it's a penis extractor
itira: humans need to stop
Mr_Horrible: old school torture implements - They're bad!
Bearudite: break that butt
jetpixi: LOL
Haroldholmes25: uhhhhh
Geekscience: Pear of Anguish new band name
MyBuddySuperfly: tHose in the photo
MolaMolaphant: "to be operated"
rabbitgta: they say anime was the mistake, I think maybe it was the humans
NDCazzy: thats NOT what it say...
snowmonkey99: to be operated
AveryCorvus: Learn to read ma'am
crystalbravest: This voice actor sounds like a younger and more stiff Nancy Drew games VA
thraximore: why do they look like GELFLINGS
Geekscience: thats not what that says
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm sure someone out there would pay good money for a modern version of that pear
Nuurgle: the twins are a Pair of Anguish
beaujagr: @Nuurgle haaaa
crystalbravest: pffft
Lysander_Gustav: overwhelmingly
CaptinOfBeez: werent most torture things like that, such as the iron maiden too found to be made up by pseudo historians?
JoshManVGH: That's not a reference pear I appreciate!
BrindleBoar: LUL
CaptinOfBeez: like they werent actually used
Nuurgle: where are their wings??
CrazyZonie: Is this some sort of Nancy Drew mystery?
JoshManVGH: @crazyzonie Kinda!
beaujagr: @CaptinOfBeez If I recall correctly, the Pear was in fact used, particularly on "deviant" offenders. I could be remembering wrong tho! I just don't feel like looking up gross stuff rn.
JoshManVGH: If Nancy Drew lost an eye in chapter 1
CrazyZonie: Got it. Thanks
TheMerricat: the pear gets a lot of use these days actually in bdsm. generally not to the extent of damage but as an anchor.....
BrindleBoar: The Pear of Anguish is probably fake, like Iron Maidens. But uhhhh good luck getting the idea to go away just because it's not real.
thraximore: If Nancy Drew had full frontal
JoshManVGH: Oh yeah! How did they handle censoring that?
TheMerricat: they didn't
thraximore: I actually missed the first part of the stream, I'm assuming they simply didn't
JoshManVGH: Well thats refreshing
TheMerricat: it was all of 10 sec
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JoshManVGH: Right, but the gimmicks people can come up with are fun.
thraximore: Wait I think I understand now why the reviews are overwhelmingly positive... umbraThink
divisiogames: idk if y'all are still looking for genuinely scary games but i've been told "yomawari" is terrifying. there is a tw for animal death at the beginning though
Haroldholmes25: LUL
TheMerricat: to be honest I looked at the first pages of the reviews and it was interesting that a lot of them were from folk who owned over a thousand games for a game that's only a month old to have a thousand plus reviews and the first page full of folk who have over a thousand games under their belt it seems a bit fishy unless it's a big name or it made a big splash in the streaming circles
jetpixi: ???
jetpixi: Oh
BusTed: tqsHmph
Saxpython: mic
jetpixi: Esports? Ai’ight I’m out
Juliamon: vascular af
Sogheim: hold up, is Adam not swole as heck?!
DanielleWasDelayed: Big arms, no neck. Makes them look desirable
sydnius: HUGE ACKMAN
BusTed: seek seek lest
MegaDosX: Doing her best Link impression
jetpixi: Lift?
RandomTrivia: Oh no what's with these camera angles... Why is it randomly switching to a static view?!
mulligan2six: It's a horror game, so ya
RandomTrivia: Also, hi friends! lrrHEART
RealGamerCow: *with gun* always has been.
Pharmacistjudge: ok Ben and Adam. in all the games you have played...what is your favorite 'key'?
jetpixi: Keys=borror
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia Welcome to the entirety of the game so far.
Juliamon: RandomTrivia Because it's "retro"
itira: id like to know whats up with her skirts gravity. its very... floaty
Sogheim: all my hidden item experience says the battery is hidden in the globe
Makrosian_Tae: Ooh! That's a good one @pharmacistjudge
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon By which you mean "retro W+P" right?
RandomTrivia: :D
Tangsm: I really liked the warhead that unlocked a door in RE6.
JoshManVGH: I think this made a big splash for it's very classic Resident Evil feel. They really nailed it on the head.
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX h no
Easilycrazyhat: nailed it
BusTed: Count it!
BrindleBoar: worth it
Juliamon: RandomTrivia I mean the reviews say "it's good like RE1-3"
MegaDosX: We take those
HorusFive: @Easilycrazyhat -DIDN'T- nail it!
DanielleWasDelayed: hello
BusTed: time now for some soup
jetpixi: SOUP
Pharmacistjudge: very fair Ben
shendaras: Even the one you have the WR on?
matthaus_c: Dr. Soup
thraximore: uh
Gascitygaming: good soup[
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
electra310: I'm at soup!
divisiogames: i'm at soup
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he has a shotgun for you this time
Mr_Horrible: I am once again at soup
HorusFive: Stan Lee?!?
jetpixi: I love potato leek soup
MegaDosX: What do you mean you're at soup?!?
Gascitygaming: !quote soup
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BrindleBoar: LUL
raulghoulia: this guy's evil
MegaDosX: !findquote soup
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YawnLance: benginWat
DanielleWasDelayed: I love him???
RandomTrivia: O_o @Juliamon
thraximore: the DELIVERY
Jim02762: shoot him
Easilycrazyhat: Please, Father is my father. Call me Dad.
JoshManVGH: Just enjoying randomly found hospital foods, no danger here!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAH
NimrodXIV: what is that voice over
Pharmacistjudge: Who is this voice actor?
NDCazzy: Olive Garden's new bottomless soup
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is some real ACting
KeytarCat: Father, I'm scared
Kylorn: This guy is either evil or a hallucination
BusTed: "We already have a microwave." "But what if we got a second, slightly smaller microwave?"
jetpixi: Time to kill papa
Sogheim: this game has your number
Moonspeak721: god don't got soup tho
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginWat
raulghoulia: is he bane?
sydnius: bbb body body
MegaDosX: It's a key!
jetpixi: Finger?!
itira: pants?
Easilycrazyhat: Is it your eyeball!?!
electra310: It's our eye
BrindleBoar: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
JoshManVGH: Or nothing?
jetpixi: Does this man know what’s going on in this house?!
RealGamerCow: just completely unrelated sentences
Earthenone: a doctor?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's a dropped plot point I guess
Mr_Horrible: he hasn't stopped eating this whole time
jetpixi: Enunciation
BrindleBoar: Bolt soup!
Easilycrazyhat: Screws are sort of like keys
MegaDosX: It's a "key"
JoshManVGH: Oh... nope ok. A Soup Screw
GlennSeto: A surgeon, hopefully.
RandomTrivia: benginWat Welp
Tangsm: He just keeps on eating his bolt soup.
theambivalentagender: Is she going to be one of the twins?
rosesmcgee: Just eat around it
Haroldholmes25: Bolt deez
Nuurgle: he just spits it into your hand
Gascitygaming: someone bolted tyhe soupin hole
thraximore: @theambivalentagender she's the mom
electra310: I assume we
0x6772: Nice commercial espresso machine.
Earthenone: im sure she will be one or both of the twins
NDCazzy: just a guess Father but someone is trying to kill people here...
electra310: are a twin, that's why he thought he saw us before
YawnLance: I mean he is eating out of a soup bowlt benginFingers
RandomTrivia: Also, those chairs are VERY extra
itira: @_@
raulghoulia: no leg room for the person across the table
MegaDosX: That sounded like a MIB alien
TheMerricat: no....
Haroldholmes25: wheelerJoke
RandomTrivia: Ben pls
JoshManVGH: I feel like knees would bang sitting at a table like this
hexy_lexy: benjamin
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOPY
Dezufnocosem: them phat bong rips
mnemonicman: Next time on Let's SOUP
electra310: Makes the knees touch
inconsideratehat: must you
IanJacek: What is best soup?
RandomTrivia: Is this the Wet's Nope? lrrBEEJ
itira: Ben plz
matthaus_c: WETS NOOPE
hexy_lexy: WETS NOPE
sydnius: watch & moist
BrindleBoar: the brain to mouth pipeline will not be denied
mnemonicman: Let's Soup
JoshManVGH: Sips and Slurps here on Wets Nope
Pharmacistjudge: Voice actor is Leo Williams...and he's quite a prolific voice.
Tangsm: You have to assemble a vase.
jetpixi: You got a bolt AND you gotta bolt
thraximore: wets not :)
mnemonicman: There's soup in them hills
electra310: Do we get our banana now?
Haroldholmes25: that statue is doin a smooch
jetpixi: Are they the angel statues
KeytarCat: No valve on that stretch of line
itira: weiner!
YawnLance: Peener!
crystalbravest: sounds like my tummy
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Kylorn: peentis
matthaus_c: peener!!
jetpixi: The peen beat
Easilycrazyhat: Does...does your penis have a heartbeat?
sydnius: cup them gently
JoshManVGH: Does that make Improv Classes like upgrading to Bullet Train infrastructure?
hexy_lexy: hey its the Big Ol Weener from Resident Evil!!!
jetpixi: Are they like fingers?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: i mean veins go there, you could get a pulse in theory
Gascitygaming: he's a big 40k nerd, as are we all lol
Nigouki: ah, the 100A slow-blow
crystalbravest: NO
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
Easilycrazyhat: noooooooo
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
BusTed: Hell yeah.
BrindleBoar: Cavill is just a gremlin who happens to be handsome, it's great.
Moonspeak721: that's not how fuses work no
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
CastleOtranto: "Get it? It's like my johnson. Alpha!"
Manae: It would
korvys: It would "work"
TheExactSame: penny will start a fire
HorusFive: "Penny will start a fire"
Nigouki: it would, it's UNSAFE AS HELL, but it's would work
RandomTrivia: I mean, it works as a conductor
JoshManVGH: How did that fit in his bowl!?
TheMerricat: that would work and you'd burn your house down
electra310: It would, it's just dangerous
RandomTrivia: Not as a fuse
Skakerman_: penny'll start a fire
Mysticman89: that bolt is bigger than I would have thought
Manae: Slugging, isn't it called?
0x6772: Yeah, that'll "work", but it's a bad idea.
Boon_33: that will work, but you may burn
sydnius: work 100%
cutaos: itw ould work
AbyssEtc: the soup is a the secret conductor
Pteraspidomorphi: Terrible idea
rabbitgta: yeah it would, not safe at all, but would work
MegaDosX: Yeah that's definitely outrageously dangerous
Moonspeak721: this is how you get electrical fires
Omthebox: Maybe it was the spoon
LarkSachrosis: It could start a fire, but it could work
Jim02762: People have replaced fuses with dumber shit than that :(
cutaos: just very dangerous
Dezufnocosem: electromagician?
Sogheim: I've heard stories of people using bullet casings but not used ones...
Boon_33: suoer dangerous, but works fine
ZeroThruster: That bolt was a two hander!
JoshManVGH: If he took that out of his bowl he would be out of soup
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is a bolt that size better or worse than a crushed up soda can?
silenceaux: If there's too much load it'll screw up the wiring in the walls
saucemaster5000: how do you go to school for electricity?
Kipstar: mmmmm, metally
Haroldholmes25: hey a map
silenceaux: possibly starting a fire, idk
RandomTrivia: That soup clearly had lots of Iron in it
Mysticman89: the circuit will work, but in a situaiton that the fuse is suppsoed to break, it wont, and then everything is fire
MegaDosX: Game you really need to cool it with the dutch angles
Mister_Dee: Seriously, you guys are worrying too much, obviously the wiring in this place is up to code
matthaus_c: from the makers of thermoalchemist, electromagician
AbyssEtc: all fuses contain potato leek soup
DaSunao: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa The soda can will probably fail in interesting ways
sgowell: The short caused by that huge bolt. Ouch
JoshManVGH: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!"
rabbitgta: Simpsons joke, I'm in danger
Tangsm: Check his soup for more.
AbyssEtc: or another bowl of soup
LordZarano: Guide to replacements for fuses: https://i.imgur.com/TtFotWu.jpg
BrindleBoar: Cool Fridge Bro
hexy_lexy: COOL MAN
HorusFive: Soup is glitched for infinite bolts
Skakerman_: jlrrCoolgame
Easilycrazyhat: Is that James' fridge?
BusTed: 🆒
Earthenone: such an affirming fridge
thraximore: bowl of soup: the newest in key technology
Ba_Dum_Tish: James' fridge
NDCazzy: is that James's fridge?
Nigouki: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
raulghoulia: your tripping on so much morphine
Mysticman89: apparently mycoolman is a legit brand
lyropithic: Do you think you need a... lightning bolt?
JoshManVGH: You know that had a great 50s jingle.
BrindleBoar: tell that to Alberta Kappa
KeytarCat: "...And now you understand the power of COOL MAN brand"
Easilycrazyhat: That thing looks like a Furby
RandomTrivia: @lyropithic sergePun
jetpixi: Dis bad
HorusFive: @LordZarano "Audio visual alert" is brilliant
Pharmacistjudge: in the next Mail Time. Ben get's a giant Cool Man bumper sticker to put on his Fridge.
0x6772: At least she doesn't start over from the beginning of the story with each save.
Mr_Horrible: possibly something grimdark
TheMerricat: chat were one of the twins aren't we.....
jellybean57: ben pls dont politically flex on me as my country literally runs out of money >.<
LordZarano: @LordZarano Right?
Haroldholmes25: shotgun shells you say
sydnius: no Prodigy 4u
Earthenone: sounds like a fuse!
BrindleBoar: do they go in that hideous pipe pistol?
MilkInBags: Did Ben recover from that crash in the intro?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: man if this is what it takes to be a voice actor, I need some indie devs to hit me up
Pharmacistjudge: how much did they pay for this product placement?
Haroldholmes25: time to liberate some people
JoshManVGH: @themerricat What!? Noooooo.
YeetTheRich_: like taking a gun from a baby
paeladin: shotgun shells as fuses?
Pteraspidomorphi: Looks like a valve
Spacecarl: were the lockers interactible?
BrindleBoar: LUL
Moonspeak721: yeah that part of my brain will never grow up
hexy_lexy: a shotgun? did someone say LIBERATED
Easilycrazyhat: "Floor 2! Lingerie and Corpses."
LarkSachrosis: Yeah, they mostly seem to be geared towards food-service. http://www.coolmanusa.com/images/1424211528757639930830.jpeg
MilkInBags: who wears a skirt with a leather jacket
JoshManVGH: Did the contents of the elevator just vanish?
thraximore: oh hey, one of THESE things we can never play a horror game without seeing
Robot_Bones: Baby guns, never fired
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MolaMolaphant: Marnie!
sarahtheanimetomboy: BUST CHUT
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
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rabbitgta: TombRaid TombRaid TombRaid TombRaid TombRaid
crystalbravest: that's totally a style
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
hexy_lexy: @MilkInBags ... me
goombalax: thats 80s
korvys: There's a song about that
saucemaster5000: a looooong skirt
Hawkfrost000: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout breyaBust breyaChut
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut lrrSIG breyaBust breyaChut lrrSIG
sorin61091: raid
affinityartifacts: <3 HI FRIENDS i can't wait to see you guys
Tangsm: A good leather jacket goes with everything.
eric_christian_berg: My wife, does.
KeytarCat: I could rock that look
Haroldholmes25: welcome to whatever this is
Pantsravaganza: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Earthenone: @Robot_Bones the saddest story in america?
matthaus_c: BUST CHUT
BrindleBoar: MilkInBags the leather jacket has a hood, and also she's wearing gloves. It's a Look.
KeytarCat: but not...this look...
affinityartifacts: breyaBust breyaChut
Mashamino: short skirt and a looooong jacket?
NDCazzy: OH there are candles in that room you can light
JoshManVGH: They like a girl with a shot skirt and shooooort short jacket
sarahtheanimetomboy: WE BE BUSTING THE CHUT
NDCazzy: on the top level
Sage0fMadness: wazzup Ben and Adam
JaymicUnyielding: Aerith wearz a
Mysticman89: my head was turned, so I interpreted "olivia" as your answer to "who wears a skirt with a leather hjjacket"
hexy_lexy: @affinityartifacts reminder that youre beautiful and valuable and loved
crystalbravest: An enemy stand?!
BrindleBoar: JaymicUnyielding short skirt and a long katana?
Hawkfrost000: @hexy_lexy you toooooooooooo
affinityartifacts: @hexy_lexy <3
Lysander_Gustav: woot a shotgun
JoshManVGH: Frame perfect dodge!
TheExactSame: shotgun part Canadian
RandomTrivia: What a useful camera angle benginFacepalm
JaymicUnyielding: Aerith wears a leather jacket with a dress. so does Shiki Ryougi.
Greendrag13: Howldy!
TheExactSame: Shotgun part, eh?
TheMerricat: this room was where you got the diary wasn't it
Earthenone: shotgun party?
TheMerricat: that was where you got the gun-shaped valve
Pantsravaganza: Combine shotgun part a and shotgun part be to unlock the passenger side door.
HorusFive: You have a CROWBAR A tool exclusively for this kind of job
MilkInBags: so this is basically dark souls, but different
Mashamino: time to bang the cage
BrindleBoar: nah, it's an imitation Resident Evil, not a soulslike
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMonkey
Pantsravaganza: So the dark souls of budget R E knockoffs
YeetTheRich_: the darks souls of games that are not like dark souls at all Kappa
GhostValv: cute
DanielleWasDelayed: What if we were both angels and we smooched??
karpma: ben's allowed to interpret art however he'd like.
NDCazzy: when you get back on that landing unlock that gate you were just at?
Pantsravaganza: @yeettherich_ 🤣
MilkInBags: schwing
Haroldholmes25: no jump scares eh
Mashamino: ow
MilkInBags: what
goombalax: I am once again at soup
YeetTheRich_: hehe
MilkInBags: a peow peow
BrindleBoar: :O
CaptainSpam: An dongus.
SquareDotCube: a puh-he-nis
FofoATL: @NDCazzy yeah ^^
AbyssEtc: unlock the gate upstairs mezzanine for shortcut?
BrindleBoar: lick! that! bolt!
YeetTheRich_: Hey! Nicole! come look there's a penis!
MilkInBags: m'bad
rosesmcgee: NIcole's not falling for it again @YeetTheRich_
DanielleWasDelayed: Overwhelmingly
FofoATL: got to keep it open
Serivus: push the cart into the elevator door?
FofoATL: ^^
Jim02762: put the cart part way into the elevator?
Jim02762: ninja'd
Pteraspidomorphi: oof
raulghoulia: well I'm overwhelmed
Serivus: *high fives @FofoATL *
crystalbravest: @raulghoulia Positively.
Mysticman89: I super screwed with someone once in a RL situaiton where I could do something similar and they didnt realise
SquareDotCube: But you're baby geniuses
josh___something: This is a stupid puzzle
thraximore: I feel merely whelmed
jetpixi: Yeah there are no overages in my whelm
Lysander_Gustav: low wealming
HorusFive: I would have instantly gone and bought this game if it just killed you for forgetting to turn off the power first HypeZap
Saintnex: Feeling a whole lot of whelming
YawnLance: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
CaptainSpam: So, this... this is the sort of game you Playstation folk were playing while I was playing Ocarina of Time, huh? Kappa
AbyssEtc: man, when are these protagonists gonna learn some parkour
MolaMolaphant: ocarina was just a *good game* in between the bullshits
Lysander_Gustav: it even has the light both torches puzzle
lamina5432: yikes the queue for neno kuni is over 1000
Serivus: two words on Ocarina of Time: Water Temple
YawnLance: You made it too popular, Ben
Lysander_Gustav: nice
Greendrag13: big-ol bolts! Like the kind that hold down streetlights
thraximore: big enough to check your butthole?
MegaDosX: lmao rekt
LarkSachrosis: Bonk!
Enki1256: One of the big name streamers likely saw the name and had the same idea.
Mashamino: white knighted
LarkSachrosis: mmm don't like that
Lysander_Gustav: yay
BusTed: get chopped, nerd
YeetTheRich_: commence the bonk
BusTed: Whoops.
x0den: bonk
Cykouxis: bonk
patrick_stonecrusher: FootGoal FBtouchdown FootGoal Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
Juliamon: This game is a solid mix of honestly-not-bad and absolute tripe
silenceaux: Menu cancelling that damage
Mashamino: LUL
MegaDosX: It still moves while paused
Cykouxis: extra bonk
Haroldholmes25: darn streamers
SquareDotCube: Well it's certainly not the Anastasia room
JoshManVGH: Twins have MaAaAaGiC!
Pteraspidomorphi: If you sacrifice them, they die!
jetpixi: Execute order 66?
Bearudite: wait what has a queue for Ni No Kuni?
Spacecarl: ugh, back to this
Pantsravaganza: Really! The sacrifices didn't last long?!
TwitchingPokki: o7 General Ambiance
Mashamino: @Pantsravaganza right?
DanielleWasDelayed: Can't wait until a game has this kind of narrative and it turns out that the indigenous folk were just fucking with the colonizers instead of "ooOOh native MAGIC!"
SquareDotCube: Again?
Serivus: Bullets are offensive healing. By hurting them, you require less healing.
Aenir798: Being chosen as a sacrifice has a known side effect of decreasing life expectancy.
MegaDosX: Welp, they dead
JoshManVGH: Seems like a bad return on investment. Kill two twins for one night with the dead? Better be a damn good night.
JPattemore: They're super dead
MegaDosX: I'm still annoyed they call it a "clip" of nails
jetpixi: How is it moving?
thraximore: I realllllllly hope it's not her
NDCazzy: heck yeah its the priest
Serivus: your dad
Pteraspidomorphi: We have exactly one suspects so far
SquareDotCube: Dr. Father Priest, Esq.
Dog_of_Myth: Soup before Surgery
jetpixi: Solve for Shotgun X
Earthenone: it could either be us, or the priest
JoshManVGH: SHART gun? No thanks!
Earthenone: two suspects :P
v_nome: They should go for a real twist and have it be Eggman
CastleOtranto: Beware my shartgun!
Saintnex: Wow this camera is really something
Spacecarl: So like, we are gonna have an evil twin or something, eh?
LarkSachrosis: The bolt is like the bay leaf, you're not supposed to eat it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Well the priest did mention he had already seen us before, so the evil twin theory holds water
JoshManVGH: Is that what I need to improve my chili? A really large bolt?
CaptainSpam: How on earth is this hospital supposed to be calming in the slightest?
MegaDosX: Game. That's not a shotgun.
rosesmcgee: @LarkSachrosis it's like a severed toe, it's supposed to be a garnish
Saintnex: Are you serious
DanielleWasDelayed: That's gonna blow up the moment you shoot
Pteraspidomorphi: uh
FofoATL: put bullets in
MegaDosX: And that's not how you hold a shotgun.
aClonedPickle: hell yeah garage-tier slamfire shotgun
GhostValv: tqsSmug
Ba_Dum_Tish: How many times I gotta teach you this lesson old man?
Easilycrazyhat: That guy is WAY too chill.
JoshManVGH: @captainspam This is what happens when you retrofit mysterious mansions into religious hospitals
silenceaux: Asking the good questions
Lysander_Gustav: :D
jetpixi: Hella weird
itira: katesSweat
SquareDotCube: candleabra, but semantics
MegaDosX: Either she's seeing things or he's evil
Haroldholmes25: ???
HorusFive: That is genuinely unsettling visual
rosesmcgee: it's a candelabra
LarkSachrosis: and now the gaslighting...
underhill33: O_o
Tangsm: Ah, instead of pyramid head, they have bucket head.
raulghoulia: you're a morphine addict. or this is SIlent Hill
Lysander_Gustav: ah, gaslighting.
silenceaux: good flicker
Stripe_dog: Ever heard of this place called Silent Hill
thraximore: gaslighting, ho!
kdefinition: ok yeah priest is totally in on the evil fuckery
Darleysam: "look, statistically I've got a better chance of seeing it with my two eyes than you do with your one. Checkmate."
TheExactSame: what your problematic overactive imagination needs is a story
Bearudite: yiiiiiikes
Spacecarl: ughhh pls no game.
uniqusrnam: Maybe she can see into monster world and he can't
Ritaspirithntr: Priest is totally bonkers
AdamYMHMI: It's got a beat and you can dance to it.
YeetTheRich_: yup, definitely not the bad guy
MegaDosX: My brand!
LarkSachrosis: sigh
GhostValv: seabatYIKES
TheMerricat: and what does this have to do with the whole man in the room
JoshManVGH: The twins are also shamans?
Stripe_dog: The moon can't be seen in the night sky LITERALLY every 28 days
NotCainNorAbel: shaman == bear piss boiling
NDCazzy: sounds like Jebus
uniqusrnam: Probably he's just the bad guy gaslighting
patrick_stonecrusher: sangre especial
Pantsravaganza: I think he's gaslighting you
saucemaster5000: sounds like "Midnight Mass" translated into german then transferred back
goombalax: imagine gaslighting someone in a zombie apocalypse
Ba_Dum_Tish: Drop the beat
goombalax: "theres nothing there, you crazy"
DanielleWasDelayed: Am I the only one getting slight Bogeyman from Silent Hill Downpour vibes from the guy behind the glass?
Haroldholmes25: me neither
Ba_Dum_Tish: IS this.... music?
Earthenone: i dont think the same charicter is allowed to tell you its dangerous to go alone, take this. and you are halucinating the whole thing
FofoATL: do what the dude was doin
Spacecarl: thats giving art a bad name methinks
Saintnex: That 'shotgun' is going to immediately shatter and break both your arms... it looks ridiculous lol
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
FofoATL: with your lighter
Mr_Horrible: at this point "not getting music" and "not getting Kanye" are 2 *very* different things
v_nome: Paul?
Haroldholmes25: what
LarkSachrosis: I should see how my coworkers react to Syro
crystalbravest: don't you dare NOT go windershins!
SquareDotCube: I vote we remember Dr. Dre more often and forget about Kanye
Pteraspidomorphi: Like the other friend was doing I guess?
thraximore: ah
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
MegaDosX: I get the hints from the books, but that was just obtuse
DanielleWasDelayed: electric junk
Haroldholmes25: I hate this
itira: mhm
SnackPak_: I hope this walk-through is just fucking with people reading it
crystalbravest: oh good this is prog- *gets hit* AH
BrindleBoar: SquareDotCube wow rude, how many votes did Dre get Kappa
jetpixi: IT’S ALIIIIVE
JoshManVGH: Oh god why did she think this was a good idea!
codatski: Wow this game is trying really hard to hit ALL of the problematic content huh? First kidnapping and stripping of female (sexual abuse). Using differently-abled people strictly as monsters, and now tribal shaman is actually the bad guy. Yeah no one support this game.
HorusFive: Why did we want to do that?
AdamYMHMI: This was NOT mentioned in my CPR classes.
TheExactSame: oh he dead
Aenir798: What the fuck
SmoreThanAFeelin: WOAH
jetpixi: Get GOT
crystalbravest: that's an elephant gun jeezus
xantos69: Room Clear!
patrick_stonecrusher: thwap!
TheExactSame: oh head not dead
Pantsravaganza: lrrJUDGE
JoshManVGH: That's a shotty ass shotgun
Scy_Anide: Is the game like...double the volume now?
Lysander_Gustav: wow
crystalbravest: when'd you last save?
MegaDosX: Ouch.
GlennSeto: The Doomslayer just shuddered and doesn't know why.
Scy_Anide: I guess it doesn't matter now.
HorusFive: seabatClap
JoshManVGH: Oooooh but a long reload
crystalbravest: yus iz ok]
Haroldholmes25: ggs
GhostValv: benginO7
itira: unluckyyyyy
jetpixi: Sounds like a good plan
NDCazzy: GG thanks for the stream boys
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Lysander_Gustav: This game is so... underwealming
jetpixi: It’s been a Whiiile
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for the spoopy boys!
kevenwith2es: You could also just not come back to this next week.
MegaDosX: At least you know some of what to do for next time!
YawnLance: Overwhelmingly Positive :)
Twilight_Spark: I loved this part of Dark Souls Kappa
Nigouki: see? you didn't need that End of Stream Save Tape after all
Bearudite: plenty of time for a Kraven run
josh___something: Overwhelmingly positive
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
crystalbravest: I'm feeling positively whelmed.
lamina5432: gnight
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer50 biiiiits
Lysander_Gustav: have a good evening! Thanks for playing!
beaujagr: Thanks for a good stream guys, you always brighten my week <3 hope you have a wonderful rest of the week and get to kick off the spooky season!!!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
jetpixi: Now I’m eating lasagna
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electra310: Time to go back and watch the stream intro ten times. :D
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BusTed: @jetpixi PogChamp
jetpixi: Was good! @busted
MegaDosX: This was definitely a video game
KWardJenx: Thanks for the stream. This is fine. Everything is fine.
Easilycrazyhat: Big Strem
Pharmacistjudge: well, get in the queue now
Darleysam: the "No, And"
electra310: No CTS tomorrow?
SnackPak_: he broke his ring
Earthenone: i think new world is supposed to be our cts
jetpixi: Ian 2.0!
jetpixi: Beige Baby
Agl0vale: no this week Ian is making a literal working gundam suite
DarthRagnar815: sayuwuS
KWardJenx: Ian homunculus
itomeshi: This is painting a vivid picture.
NotCainNorAbel: it is the first one
thraximore: his husband! wheelerBlasphemy
Earthenone: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
MegaDosX: Eastward!
Earthenone: is eastward a journey to the west retelling?
MegaDosX: @Earthenone Not at all
BusTed: See you next time.
frank_the_great: Bye!!
Phailhammer: cya :)
MegaDosX: Thanks again for stream!
itira: together..?
Catcard: byeeee
jetpixi: Together?
KWardJenx: together...?
jetpixi: Lol @itira !
itira: LOL
BusTed: DansGame
jetpixi: I also hate baths lol
CaptinOfBeez: Bubble bath!
beaujagr: Do you have the "I don't fit" issue?
Nigouki: Canadian tubs are too damn small
YawnLance: Make some soup, you can put a screw in!
itomeshi: O_o
JoshManVGH: Whhhhy!
Earthenone: time to sell LRR gamer bathwater?
Easilycrazyhat: Someone clip this for the emergency room visit later.
BrindleBoar: Get some bubble bath. Get your juices with some volume.
jetpixi: Chef’s kiss
LarkSachrosis: Adam's probably too tall for most tubs.
MegaDosX: Yike.
itira: oh my
RandomTrivia: Welp
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
HorusFive: Delicious Boi Soup. Now with BOLTS
JoshManVGH: Night!
SnackPak_: thanks for the stream
Mr_Horrible: I like that they can't resist making it weird in the last minutes of the plugs LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: byyyeeeee
beaujagr: byeeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
BusTed: Drop a nice bolt in there for flavor.
ah_fantastico: Wow!
Mashamino: "honey mussy" is burned into my brain now, thanks for that LUL
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, you two :p
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOPY
itomeshi: O_o
Lithobraker: hyeh
itira: katesRaid
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: bye all