beowuuf: I might have mentioned this before, I was DMing two players, characters called Meri and nym, and they basically were caring for a character that was a combination of them both, and sort of linked them. And I was looking for a cool reveal real name. So I put Merinym in to google to see, and got back'did you mean meronym, meaning 'a part of a whole'
beowuuf: Yes, yes i did, thank you blind luck and players for making me appear to be a genius :p
TehAmelie: hee
beowuuf: It was fun, cause he was a baby beholder (cause created by magic, you can have baby beholders ) and so his first words were 'meh 'neh' 'meh-neh' when looing at them then talking about himself, so 'meri, nym, meronym'. But of course it sounded like Many, so that was his name until he could speak well enough for it to come up much later :D
beowuuf: i'd honestly love to know what percentage of created things are just wild co-incidences and off the cuff stuff that ends up looking like hugely planned and thought out stuff. I imagine uite high :p
TehAmelie: going just by a few behind the scenes books about Sandman, i can confirm
beowuuf: i think the creative brain is good at making patterns out of chaos, and consumer brains are looking to make more patterns too, so between the two of them a really solid narrative can be formed that seems far more structured than it is :)
TehAmelie: yeop
Earthenone: is there a reason this is streaming under bonus streams and not cts, when it is taking place at the time of cts with multiple streamers crossing streams?
LoadingReadyRun: cause i said so :P
beowuuf: lol, i was guessing to cover for no one else being able to connect, but I guess that works too :p
WalkingProfanity: cupahArrive
Earthenone: lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Earthenone: GlitchLit GlitchLit GlitchLit
beowuuf: welp, good stream all, see you tomorrow!
Chicky49: Bonus stream?! hype!
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin
LoadingReadyRun: i fucked up. one moment.
DigitalSeahorse: bonus?!
TehAmelie: what's in a label?
TehAmelie: dang, i wish more MMOs were that short
TehAmelie: i could get through them
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect vicksyPeek
Chicky49: good speedrun streamer
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLick
DigitalSeahorse: lol yes, so speedy we not see it
beowuuf: "we cut out all the unneccessary grinding, all that bear-ass hunting, all the forced waiting for a party for raids, and just give you the pure MMO experience"
Easilycrazyhat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS
Earthenone: lrrSIG 2
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG first try!
gualdhar: @beowuuf watching queues go down?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHype lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: i.e. "you have been disconnected"
Pal_Friendpatine: inb4 “New World. Who did?”
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShake vicksyShake vicksyShake
Pal_Friendpatine: dis*
beowuuf: @beowuuf there's a patch cutting out that coming out next week :p
Pal_Friendpatine: Autocorrect wattsWTF
lirazel64: What's this? Bonus!
LoadingReadyRun: The in game music kinda stopped. So I guess enjoy silence :P
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for a little bit of a Bonus Stream! No CTS tonight, but rather James (and other humans probably) are gonna jump in and check out New World this afternoon/evening. ||
TehAmelie: hey, we got the perfect soundtrack
electra310: So what is New World? I've seen it mentioned but haven't, like, actually brained anything. :D
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beowuuf: MMO thingie?
Earthenone: dont you have some large massive objects to replace the sound anyways?
lamina5432: MMORPG by Amazon
ExhaustedElox: I admit that this game has me curious so I'm interested in seeing what comes of this.
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electra310: Huh. Does it involve lots of cardboard boxes?
beowuuf: one can only hope
ExhaustedElox: Our Start to Crate time should be very short for this game.
TehAmelie: who is the New World Man? (it's James)
lirazel64: This is the Amazon Gaming game, yes?
johnalogue: I heard about this because the themes sound problematic and the launch involved Amazon catastrophically failing to use AWS
beowuuf: MMO AGG :D
SkylerRingtail: As I understand it, it involves... colonizing a fictional land in the New World
Diabore: a whole new world
johnalogue: "oh no we have no server capacity we can't scale AWS fast enough somehow"
spinebustertee: this stream is just going to be 80% waiting in queue
ShaneLeeAtk: a new fantastic point of view
SkylerRingtail: Seconded @johnalogue
beowuuf: and start!
lirazel64: >_> Don't mean to be judgy, but...
electra310: Oh hey!
thanzo: doo ba dap
ExhaustedElox: Hey James
El_Funko: @spinebustertee only a very small number of servers have queues, there are plenty without
beowuuf: sergeHi
electra310: Hi James!
TehAmelie: ahoy
theevermist: hi james's head!
johnalogue: 200 ping in Seattle?
lamina5432: Hello
veelofar: So, is this game as violently racist against native americans as I've been lead to believe?
TehAmelie: Conquistador Simulator, huh
johnalogue: @veelofar I think they're supposed to be demons or something but uh, conquistador themes
Earthenone: @RayFK new world who dis.....NUTS
wiggins: ♫ A whole new world ♫
johnalogue: it's a good disclaimer
ContingentCat: ah good
Earthenone: a bold choice, lets see how this plays out :P
TehAmelie: i'll give them a chance, just for you James
ContingentCat: until we see anything saying otherwise might as well believe them
ExhaustedElox: Gotta see the game to know if they fixed it.
veelofar: As a Cherokee, I... have my doubts.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, good intentions don't automatically mean good execution, but hopefully this game manages it
SkylerRingtail: Amazon gets zero benefit of the doubt, but we'll see for ourselves
Earthenone: !prime
Earthenone: darn mod only :P
ExhaustedElox: Hard to avoid Amazon in a digital world these days
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Earthenone: nope
Diabore: can i not?
ContingentCat: quite a time
Sarah_Serinde: !prime
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Easilycrazyhat: I try not to
MolaMolaphant: wait, but last year was 2019...
NotCainNorAbel: trying to forget
Antimuffin: Woo!
electra310: I don't remember 2020
theevermist: pretty sure last year was 2019
natillynoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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johnalogue: it's 2020-1
beowuuf: my brain is now overcompensating and thinks last year was 2019 :(
niccus: one reconciliation at a time
theevermist: and no one can convince me otherwise
johnalogue: @theevermist don't worry it's almost April
electra310: This year is 202mumble
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TehAmelie: i vote for 2010
beowuuf: @theevermist certainly not me!
TehAmelie: hey, i guess they didn't crunch it out at least
johnalogue: I mean, giving it one-more-month beats what they usually do
beowuuf: admit it, you don't have the CtS screen on your home machine :p
jalisurr: I'm curious what the combat feels like now. From what I saw of early development it was pretty non-standard MMO which was interesting
theevermist: @theevermist At this point I think April is just a figment of our imagination, a dream that may never come
El_Funko: I'm around but I wait to be invited because I'm a classy person
bartimus_thundercask: based on bens stream last night there was so much mmo and i didnt see anything that seemed offensive
PixelBoshi: was a lot of fun yesterday :)
MajorFrostbyte: I've been watching a lot of streams. It really isn't anything historical. It seems fun and I've bought it, but have only barely started playing.
johnalogue: @TehAmelie with what I hear of game dev it sounds more like 1 extra month means "normal" crunch instead of endless hellscape crunch
BusTed: 😬
El_Funko: It's okay, I can wait
RayFK: I don't have the game, I'm not allowed.
theevermist: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: Is Funko...San Diego?
electra310: oof
gualdhar: poor Funko
TehAmelie: suppose so
RayFK: How about you buy ME the game james?
veelofar: So, heads up, if the New World is occupied by demons, monsters, and people that are helpless without your help... It's racist. That's literally what the Spanish claimed we were.
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TotallyNotaBeholder: It's amazon, you are the product
Fanklok: Just get James' credit card from Ben Jordan
ContingentCat: ah the old school model of just buy the thing
TehAmelie: not that anyone's trying to give me the game, but if they were, i'd tell them i'd prefer a donation to any workers' union
JPattemore: So the guild wars model? Cool
ContingentCat: nope no notifyer
theovenbird: nope
El_Funko: I don't believe so
MajorFrostbyte: nope
beowuuf: nope
Angnor33: Nope
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jalisurr: I heard it earlier
beowuuf: now, quietly
MajorFrostbyte: yep
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, id been hearing it
El_Funko: yeah you got it
ContingentCat: quiet but there
KaleidoscopeMind: quiet but there
Ukon_Cairns: it was quiet before, there was also just music
lamina5432: Heard it
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GhostValv: I'm sure :)
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Easilycrazyhat: Got it
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bartimus_thundercask: the story is not set in the americas its set in a psuedo afterlige
johnalogue: there it is!
TehAmelie: science goes "bleblebleeboop"
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Ukon_Cairns: and now its doubled?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there is definitely an echo for the notification
beowuuf: wow, the nodonora, a count?
vinvis_: yeah, it has an echo now
Sarah_Serinde: bartimus_thundercask It doesn't have to be set in literally the Americas to have racist themes though
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spinebustertee: Spinebuster Tree sounds way better.
BrowneePoints: Hey! It's that handsome fella with New LRRld!
johnalogue: @bartimus_thundercask I mean, treating the "new world" as some other mystical land is still within fantasy-version-Americas territory
ContingentCat: !findquote weird
LRRbot: Quote #4933: "Just keep it to sex jokes and weird shit." —Kathleen [2018-04-28]
Bengineering: can we just chill
Sarah_Serinde: Also colonization happened in a *lot* of the world
Bengineering: please
GhostValv: benginLurk
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Procrastronauts: this is a number of month
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Gnyrinn: "I think LRRBOT's fixed now" was the first thing I heard.
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aWabbajack: hope server queues not too bad
MegaDosX: @Bengineering Ice to see you.
veelofar: @bartimus_thundercask It's setting, and name directly reference the Americas. That's like saying "Albion" from Fable isn't England.
I_Am_Clockwork: benginLurk
theevermist: is ben quiet for anyone else?
underhill33: Friends are a little quiet
Easilycrazyhat: Hmmm, I coulda sworn Ben was Canadian.
I_Am_Clockwork: benginJam
loomingpanda: Hey chat: Any chance llr has drops for this?
Ukon_Cairns: no
Robot_Bones: Liquid hot magma Pee shards
djalternative: no
electra310: No, I don't think I will do that
Enmity777: Sure, why not?
Spacecarl: maybe not on stream?
ugh_sunlight: ermmmmmm I don't know about that James
ContingentCat: what is an unreasonable pee?
fiftymcnasty: Ben a tad quiet
SkylerRingtail: Belated, but wanted to say thank you for addressing the concerns right off the top. This is why LRR is awesome
TehAmelie: "it was radiant" is the only acceptable answer
El_Funko: Never have I ever described my pee experience as "reasonable"
Dalrint: An entirely average pee.
beowuuf: wrong stream content
johnalogue: @Spacecarl the stream is important though
SachielOne: This is not the stream I wanted to hear about.
GhostValv: jlrrNo
Juliamon: I would take "not painful"
lamina5432: Color good
paronomasiac042: an average pee stream?
theevermist: the non james lrr people are a little quiet
ContingentCat: "I drink so much water" weird flex but ok
Raiger: @El_Funko I am sorry to hear it's usually unreasonable for you
DaSunao: Look, I used to work somewhere where we normalized watching other people pee thanks to random urinalysis.
8 raiders from ChildsPlayCharity have joined!
v_nome: childs2Heart childs2Heart childs2Heart childs2Heart
Juliamon: Hell of a time for a raid
7ucky: childs2Heart childs2Heart childs2Heart
electra310: Hi Raiders!
EvilBadman: "Hey look how high in sodium everything you eat is"
Cavemanhar: i've drank like 3/4 of a 3 liter water bottle today
flameeye7: Welcome raiders lmao
Earthenone: dont tell any aps about the bag of peach rings in my desk i guess
RayFK: Look out Tabby, they're talking about piss
ChildsPlayCharity: childs2Heart Hi from Tabby
Loonatic93: "A Whole New World..."
I_Am_Clockwork: The bus is coming and I can’t wait
7ucky: oooo, awesome, I've been itchin' to see this game in action
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus.
MegaDosX: Swashbuckling? :O
TehAmelie: a nice gauntlet, was it?
aWabbajack: ah yes your weapon determines your class
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
PixelBoshi: rest in peppi Neno Kuni
RandomTrivia: Oh neat, we're not just James, but additional wonderful people!
RandomTrivia: :D
MolaMolaphant: not how it's normally transliterated...
RandomTrivia: Literally "Other World"
Easilycrazyhat: #blameben
hondor64 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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RandomTrivia: Ah, of course. benginFacepalm
10 raiders from Darleysam have joined!
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
aWabbajack: James better join before we clog it
Darleysam: hello!
aWabbajack: by we as in chat
RayFK: What a fucking surprise that Twitch Chats are being shits
Sethalidos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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johnalogue: Yggdrasil, Camelot, El Dorado...oh dear some naming
Supermareo: to be fair earlier today in eu all the servers had a queue of at least over 2000
Easilycrazyhat: I did hear there were some regional server issues, which is fair, but yeah, it's mostly people not understanding how queue's work.
gualdhar: Neno Kuni wasn't really a streamer server either
Aarek: they did add like 30 servers or something
MolaMolaphant: @Darleysam I thought I'd lost my mind when the stream audio started doubling up ljgami1Heart
El_Funko: It's a pvp focused game, so keeping the server max players low to stop things from lagging
7ucky: ah yes, John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
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Darleysam: @MolaMolaphant haha, done that a few times myself
fiftymcnasty: to be fair there have been times there were more people in queue than the entire region could hold
TheMerricat: it's a new world! Kappa
johnalogue: it's more of a Moderately Multiplayer Online, I guess
Easilycrazyhat: Doublin' up that sub noise
TehAmelie: i guess devs have learned "something" from when WoW launched and then had to rapidly build infrastructure to purchase large amounts of servers
DaSunao: I thought it was weird that they didn't shard like ESO, then I realized there are tangible territory PVP benefits so it makes sense they don't
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Filter "bad" words :D
TheWooglie: fuck off James
MegaDosX: H*ck
TheWooglie: didn't work
RandomTrivia: I love that they called them "bad" words
Darleysam: chat now unable to say "unionise"
Greendrag13: oh no! My swears! They've been filtrated!
johnalogue: @TehAmelie but it's AWS *by Amazon*, that's like having a blank check for server capacity
TheMerricat: @darleysam lol
Earthenone: can you customize what words it thinks are bad?
TehAmelie: that might help too
ContingentCat: nice
MegaDosX: @Earthenone Probably not.
GhostValv: nice :)
7ucky: MY EYES!
Pteraspidomorphi: Can I say blockchain?
LarkSachrosis: nice
electra310: Ow
beowuuf: oh no, my fucking <redacted> has been censored
RandomTrivia: "Solar Flare!"
Rogue_07: Yaaay, a LRR bonus stream!
Rogue_07: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:27.
RandomTrivia: MAWP
beowuuf: @Rogue_07 just started, literally now in terms of the game
PotatoWraiths: BWAH
Diabore: a whole new world
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia "That's Tien's move!"
Earthenone: is that james?
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX "I fucking know!"
TheWooglie: hold ESC
MolaMolaphant: @Darleysam ooo the chemists are gonna be mad molamo1Pun
RandomTrivia: That was THX levels of BWAH
Sylien_: This is preeeeetty
johnalogue: did they say New LRRld?
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia benginFingers
WowoT: does anyone else just wana sing "a whole new world" when they hear new world?
Darleysam: @MolaMolaphant booooooo
rasterscan: Aggressively conquistador outfit alright. xD
vinvis_: Very LOTR
TehAmelie: i wanna sing New World Man
delta__vee: huge tracts of land
MegaDosX: This guy sounds vaguely like Marius from Diablo 2
Robot_Bones: Its the dark wanderer!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, that accurate line from Sagres
Robot_Bones: and marius
PotatoWraiths: much evil
johnalogue: oh look not-America is over to the west of the setting for some reason
RayFK: @johnalogue Enough
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a really small, sad banana
electra310: The tesseract!
Rogue_07: Greetings, COmmander
MegaDosX: And he's opening it in a busy tavern?
RandomTrivia: Oh no! Don't OPEN the Ark of the Covenant!
TehAmelie: the whole thing feels disturbingly like Diablo 2 cinematics. i think it's in the rhythm of movement or something
Ba_Dum_Tish: So we are being isekaied?
Neddy471: Emperor Palpatine versus Steel Golem?
GhassanPL: So is this Colonialism: The Game?
Rogue_07: This is the same guy who did the Council from XCOM
Sethalidos: demon priest
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If minecraft has taught us anything, it's that a door is key to surviving in the ocean
Rogue_07: "Hello, Commander"
Neddy471: @GhassanPL I mean, aren't they all?
RandomTrivia: @Dread_Pirate_Westley LUL
TheWooglie: @Rogue_07 ah that's where I've heard it
MegaDosX: "Why is the rum always gone?"
RandomTrivia: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Just don't miss the window :p
Earthenone: ahh you're awake
TheMerricat: imagine being so baller that you wear metal armor on the deck of a sailing ship
TehAmelie: with a metal facemask too, eh
EvilBadman: Nightbook rides again, baybee
MegaDosX: Neat!
MAPBoardgames: What does a Nightbook look like?
accountmadeforants: Turns out you can't name your character Jeff Bezos, though. :(
ContingentCat: NonbinaryPride Nice!
MegaDosX: Also neat!
Sylien_: Oh hells yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: Noodle?
electra310: Noodle!
djalternative: Is noodle an option?
El_Funko: I went for a character that kinda looks like me
falingard: Randomize!
RandomTrivia: LUL
EvilBadman: No middle sliders
Darleysam: I try to make something that looks like me, and end up in monster factory anyway
MegaDosX: There is a bit of ground in between those James :p
DaSunao: @accountmadeforants JeffrieBezos is a character though
TehAmelie: i hear there's a large number of Jeph Bey Sozzes and the like running around
LarkSachrosis: Make Nigel Thornberry!
ContingentCat: just slam randomizer and live with the consequenses
beowuuf: did serge just make a sweaty matt damon? :p
electra310: Random!
RandomTrivia: Amazing
TheMerricat: I ways go for the let's make a superstar route
loomingpanda: Make Adam…
luke1x: wait it's not always monster?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just Serge
loomingpanda: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
EvilBadman: @MegaDosX (slams desk) NO middle sliders!
MolaMolaphant: I also like "old lady" as a design aesthetic, and then Returnal handed me the same as my last bloodborne character...
MegaDosX: Some of these faces would definitely improve when given facial hair
MajorFrostbyte: You can add scars later too
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Neddy471: It's funny: In order to be inclusive they only needed to go back to - you know the 1980s? Back when they didn't automatically attach gendered pronouns to body type.
MajorFrostbyte: down below
RandomTrivia: The perfect likeness!
Fanklok: I press teh randomize button till it shows me something I think looks nice, then they get covered in armor and it doesn't matter any more
Earthenone: can you not scan your face to your mii here? :)
LackingSanity_: thats just ace ventura
LurkerSpine: aspirational cac
ContingentCat: it can be aspirational
Easilycrazyhat: Be the best you that you can imagine
BusTed: Jimmy Neutron
RandomTrivia: Thats the Jimmy Neutron :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: The improved James Turner
Juliamon: That is peak 90s hair
beowuuf: This seems like the personification of the watch with your name :p
RandomTrivia: @BusTed *highfive*
Ba_Dum_Tish: You may not like it but this is the ideal James Turner
TheMerricat: young Ronald Regan to me
ContingentCat: or look like ramen
Easilycrazyhat: Feels more 30s-40s to me
MegaDosX: I think this face would improve with facial hair
CururuGuasu: It’s James Neutron
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Ben
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: Sixhead nightbook
beowuuf: Jimmy Sixhead
PixelBoshi: lonk head
ContingentCat: that's Paul
accountmadeforants: Jimmy Newtron
TehAmelie: Mr Sixhead Nightbook
MegaDosX: Viking James Turner?
Aarek: I hate all the blond hairs are green tinted
RayFK: You wish it was Ben's?
Easilycrazyhat: Far right, second from bottom is Ian
ExhaustedElox: This is always the longest part of any MMO stream
Gascitygaming: oh no he's hot
Ba_Dum_Tish: James falling in love with his ideal self
RayFK: This man looks like he belongs in northern BC felling trees
LarkSachrosis: vargDuane
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nick Offerman?
beowuuf: 1. start subathon, 2. start mmo character creators, 3 profit
bigpuppystuart: With this man being handsome, how long do we think it will take for him to be decked out in the silliest outfit?
bogatyri: What server are they playing on
AgentWynter: This man 100% runs an artisanal barbers/bakery
TehAmelie: would a birthmark shaped like the Americas be too "chosen one"?
Fanklok: You Adam is goingto ask if you get to do a cool anime scar
RandomTrivia: I'll guess 3.5 minutes
Pteraspidomorphi: Can't be Harry Potter? 10 demerits
HundreydAundre: LRR: & the Accursed James...?
Arikell: yeah @Dread_Pirate_Westley getting that vibe
Antimuffin: Get the illuminati one!
underhill33: Minsc?
malc: that's more of a tatthree, to recycle a joke
HundreydAundre: Readrr: ...I don't get it.
MegaDosX: That is some extra eyeliner
Ba_Dum_Tish: So Serge is already mining and crafting?
djalternative: eye tattoos just sounds painful
beowuuf: dead sheep and iron ore? this is just a minecraft mod
MegaDosX: I mean, your clothing is probably about to change
veelofar: Is it weird that I feel like it makes it worse that the game who's core concept is racist against my people is trying to be inclusive to disabled and gender nonconforming people?
AgentWynter: he reminds me of PleasantKenobi
luke1x: you have such angry wyes
luke1x: eyes
bigpuppystuart: Dream James. Drames
TehAmelie: Nightbook VI
Earthenone: nightbook1?
RandomTrivia: It's very Vince, isn't it
CamelAttack: Nightbook you must adhere to tradition!
ContingentCat: Turnip
EvilBadman: s i x h e a d
Juliamon: veelofar No, that's valid. They're prioritizing a more vocal minority than yours. It's normal to feel bitter about that.
lord_wertornion: xxxsixheadxxx
BusTed: Vihed
LurkerSpine: StyxHayd
malc: lrrWOW
gualdhar: I feel personally betrayed
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chat has no value.
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
MajorFrostbyte: Rock it
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
MegaDosX: Amazing.
Critterbot: Ok.
Styxseus: Heyyyd 👉👉
EvilBadman: My favorite 1980s band
MAPBoardgames: Ven Gaboyis?
An_Ornery_Emu: Nightbook sixhead
TehAmelie: come sail away♫
LurkerSpine: oh god no
LurkerSpine: I was joking
Gnyrinn: Can the chat assume that his middle name is Turnip?
SnowBuddy18: Styx Hayd is my favourite Magic set
RayFK: James "I need to put an X in every character name or account name I make" Turner.
RandomTrivia: I love how much that sounds like the game saying "Are you really sure?"
Blasteg: elona opening eh
malc: xXStyXHaydXx
TehAmelie: and then he died
RandomTrivia: llrrWOW
Alex_Frostfire: Kinda looks like the unluckiest planeswalker.
El_Funko: I thought about doing another James_LRRttvbtw
MegaDosX: Windows Firewall pls
Critterbot: Not now Wondows!
Kazman20a: His Tarkov player has the best name
RandomTrivia: Windows pls
randombillfolds: My character's name is "Egg Friar". You can guess what hairstyle I chose.
MAPBoardgames: PoE looks better than I remember
RandomTrivia: Hold on, let me grab a pencil lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: benginBark
TehAmelie: windows firewall: 60% of the time it doesn't do what you want every time
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginBark benginBark
bigpuppystuart: "Draw your weapon" Sketching noises intensify
LurkerSpine: it'd be great if this game is just a series of quick time events
MolaMolaphant: realtime hack and slash tutorial in the form of QTE...
PixelBoshi: i'm surprised this map has no territories taken yet
TheWooglie: spam 1 MMO
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
EvilBadman: Ah, chosen undead
TehAmelie: on the rocks?
HundreydAundre: when you feel not so good:...
Gnyrinn: A conquistador and longships. What's going on?
Robot_Bones: you would die too if it happened to you
El_Funko: Shield an sword should have it
RandomTrivia: That's a cool coat
ContingentCat: The videogame terminology of "skins" always weirds me out
LurkerSpine: shoeless badass
TehAmelie: a magical journey about the peoples of the world coming together to fight a greater evil, apparently
jalisurr: Too bad you don't have any shoes to go with it
Easilycrazyhat: Massive Fancy Coat!! eeeettyy bitty trousers
bigpuppystuart: you are a wizard Styx haed
BloodnBullets: *33 minutes
Rogue_07: I think I might put on some sea shanties to go along with this stream.
Critterbot: That's a car door!
Blasteg: Tower shield!
Rogue_07: to The Longest Johns spotify channel!
Easilycrazyhat: Do you have some better pants, james? XD
TheWriterAleph: starting with purples? op.
Lord_ZYRK: Shoes are for weenies
Mai_Andra: FBtouchdown
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are already looking like a leveling wow character
TehAmelie: shield, then sword, THEN shoes
BusTed: SirSword SirShield
TehAmelie: actually helmet should come before sword
MolaMolaphant: @Rogue_07 I'm spinning up Another New World. Your call on Josh Ritter vs Punch Brothers.
ContingentCat: it's legal to be very high now
Easilycrazyhat: Maybe don't uncap that...
djalternative: always set fov to quake
gualdhar: they fixed the video card problem
Rogue_07: @MolaMolaphant Punch Brothers
Rogue_07: For the name alone
Mai_Andra: ♫ Victory Fanfare ♫
El_Funko: yeah it feels real good
MAPBoardgames: James already forgetting the blocking and dodging
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MolaMolaphant: @Rogue_07 Punch Brothers is Chris Thile's ... prog bluegrass?? outfit. Strong recommend across the board.
bigpuppystuart: I would love it if serge and Ben secretly joined a faction while james was on the beach so they can gank him on stream. Lets test that friendship with EVIL PVP
Robot_Bones: How big can my sword get?
TehAmelie: that's some quality reality TV drama
Rogue_07: @Rogue_07 Oooh, interesting. Definitely will hceck it out
Nox_Invictus_: Can we get a ultra greatsword?\
liquiddinogaming: Will there be a LRR group for this game? Because if so I'm 100% in.
RandomTrivia: !quote 405
LRRbot: Quote #405: "I figured out you can't block fire with a sword." —James [2015-07-02]
beowuuf: make sure to attribute the rapier before you reposte
RayFK: This game is more technically advanced than PUBG, it's got mantling
LackingSanity_: that jump is so short and doofy looking
Garrub: Opt-in PVP is a good system
gualdhar: jump is used more to mantle than actually hurdle things
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hyaaa
HundreydAundre: Hyyaaahhhh!!
RandomTrivia: Hyah!
HundreydAundre: Nice
bigpuppystuart: Potts beware
TehAmelie: zero to blender in about. . .50 yards
RandomTrivia: Hivemind active
Easilycrazyhat: Any restrictions on going back and forth between PVP and PVE?
MAPBoardgames: Yap! Yap! YEEEAAA!
Garrub: What server?
gualdhar: @Easilycrazyhat you need to go back to town to switch
Mai_Andra: "Hey! Listen!" Can I have/be a pixie? That would be an auto-buy.
TehAmelie: MMOs always want you to go slow to appreciate how huge the world is. at first
Garrub: @easilycrazyhat toggle in towns. And you gain a bit more xp when pvp is on
LackingSanity_: luv to show up with my conquistador buddies to this definitely unoccupied new world
Easilycrazyhat: That all seems fair
HundreydAundre: I'm am now the Zelda fan of the day. (Shit, I've not played any zelda games in ages...)
RayFK: I was about to make a joke about "start of wow was also bad" but then fucking WoW Classic exists and is somehow a success so fuck me I guess?
ElektroTal: so did you folks notice that the game defaults to they/them gender, and that every single character customization is available to any character regardless of gender?
johnalogue: this looks like a meat level
bigpuppystuart: "you ate my chick nuggies!" turns into monster
gualdhar: @ElektroTal yup they brought that up on stream
Mai_Andra: "Don't drink the water." - PSA
ElektroTal: i'm late, lol.
Rogue_07: OK, are we fighting a Vampire Conquistador? I didn't know we were on Ixilan
TheWriterAleph: You Died.
HundreydAundre: I... don't get it either.
Blasteg: that doesn't look good
lion_byte: ded
GhostValv: gg
beowuuf: you won
EvilBadman: Credits
LurkerSpine: Time for James to plug in a fight stick and play this game for real
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Ba_Dum_Tish: Retire champion
Rogue_07: o7
ElektroTal: my friend worked on the game and was very proud of how inclusive they were able to make it
beowuuf: seabatClap
SquirrelEarl: Time for New Game Plus
Garrub: GG!
TehAmelie: promising
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, it's all very cool
gualdhar: I think all the starting areas are identical
HundreydAundre: Wait. You end up wherever & not the same place Ben was on his stream?
bigpuppystuart: Can i make a fat character. That is the first thing i ask about new MMOs
lion_byte: Squidward
beowuuf: @HundreydAundre there's four starting locations it sounds like
RayFK: It's Shimmering Flats
Mai_Andra: SE, inside the missing corner.
veelofar: @ElektroTal Legitimate question that will make me feel better about the game. Were there any Native Americans on the dev team, and were they ever overruled?
HundreydAundre: four settlements, therefore four provinces spread across this... "new world"
ContingentCat: buying a house?! this is a fantasy game
Critterbot: You8 also get to pay rent.
EvilBadman: James is in Booty Bay
Dezufnocosem: I like Scrungo Beepis
ViscountStyx: Wait who's Styx
ViscountStyx: But I'm Styx
BloodnBullets: shoes?! who needs shoes!
HundreydAundre: I wanted to make a Four Nations joke but I can't set it up unless these supposed four locations are in harmony & then go to war with each other.
johnalogue: @ViscountStyx we're all styx, now
Aarek: to be fair this game is very light on the story as far as I've sen
Dezufnocosem: the story is: New World, who dis?
Gnyrinn: Damn. This game looks kinda cool, but the anti-cheat software doesn't talk well to Proton, so as a linuxman, I won't be able to play.
Mai_Andra: Woohoo! FFXIV omni-80, but only crafting/gathering classes. I have one combat class.
glitched_goddess: It really looks a lot like a colonization simulator :/
PixelBoshi: I have one that i can bring to him
panpan_unbroken: K for kharacter
Garrub: Important to note that you can freely respec up to level 20
bigpuppystuart: "if you want a gun, i will bring you a gun" spoken like a true homie
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can we respec?
Easilycrazyhat: Oh god...*trident flashbacks*
TheWriterAleph: ask it real nice for a trident
ContingentCat: lets see if we can get a trident in under 3 hours
malc: so can you punch a chunk?
Earthenone: are you farming a trident?
Blasteg: so are we looking for a hole to fall into?
veelofar: @glitched_goddess It's a game where you play as a conquistadore, explore an untamed land, hunt for riches, and defeat the evil things that inhabit it, as far as I've been made aware. So yes
ElektroTal: how dare you sink his vees
accountmadeforants: The framerate's been chugging occasionally, yeah, I thought it was just the game.
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SmithKurosaki: What is this, a serge stream? :p
LurkerSpine: yes
MajorFrostbyte: yes
Gnyrinn: Looks better, aye.
TehAmelie: it looks smooth as shark skin
veelofar: Oh, and an added wrinkle, it's the strange magic of the new land that caused the conquistadores to change and become violent, and so their behavior is caused by the natives.
cassaclyzm: cannot stop, shan't stop
SmithKurosaki: That... sounds kind of yikes veel
TehAmelie: (joke shark skin, which is smooth as heck)
Dezufnocosem: you look like a gamer
DaSunao: @veelofar If you don't enjoy the content, have you considered maybe taking a break?
Masslost: dont forget gear wont auto equip so you might have to put boots on
ContingentCat: wanna fight? too bad
glitched_goddess: @veelofar ahh…I uh…that feels worse ngl lol
EvilBadman: Daaaaamn, James
Ba_Dum_Tish: James can waste ALL our times
veelofar: @veelofar I'm explicitly here to have an informed opinion when people stan this game.
ContingentCat: tell us about the turkeys Serge
Earthenone: is serge using a slang term or are they actual birds?
Critterbot: Put a skin on them?
bigpuppystuart: Make it clash. you know you want to
Critterbot: SeemsGood
Nigouki: if your wood is green see a doctor
ContingentCat: green wood? is that what the kids are calling it now?
MajorFrostbyte: make skinning knife
bigpuppystuart: *sits at fire and constructs starship*
ContingentCat: ohhh that sounds nice *glares at Animal crossing*
Garrub: I made 10 pickaxes and I had to sit through each animation
SquareDotCube: Is the dog's name Sparky?
MolaMolaphant: A dog made of lightning? I think it's name is PAARL
bigpuppystuart: makin bacon
accountmadeforants: Become a Boar
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: eh.. I can see why the progress bars are bad, but I really liked using progress bars as downtime back when I played wow
kusinohki: how boar-ing
EVILmono: sounds boaring
Charlymandias: Pacifist boar
TheWriterAleph: that boar had a family :(
johnalogue: it was boar'd with life, I'm afraid.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And later, James will kill and skin the boar's family.
Garrub: Can also just double click - 3 ways!
TehAmelie: don't forget the pure sweet pleasure of the hog fat
bigpuppystuart: if only field dressing game was that easy in real life. i have horrid memories of the times i tried. *shudder*
SmithKurosaki: Thats a nice filter system at least
veelofar: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Yeah, I'm fond of progress bars. They make things feel like you're actually doing stuff. The gameplay of this seems fun.
TehAmelie: hey, i've played whole games that were nothing but timing progress bars to maximize progress
Easilycrazyhat: "Daaaaad. Not now!"
TheWriterAleph: "exposition? pSHAW."
malc: haha
bigpuppystuart: oh yes
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
RandomTrivia: Oh no
JessKay: goth dad
gualdhar: damn it Funko
Sarah_Serinde: Ben I thought he was your dad
Enki1256: I love it.
Sarah_Serinde: It says right there
RandomTrivia: Oh Funko, never change :D
Enki1256: Oh god I love it.
DaSunao: @El_Funko Ah, I see you recreated your character.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde Ben is One Curse Gran, so the family tree checks out
Easilycrazyhat: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MajorFrostbyte: I think the dance is from Prime too
RayFK: That's how I felt about James
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Ahhh excellent, I missed that
TehAmelie: is it like the starting chest in MInecraft level of goodies?
bigpuppystuart: i wonder if your dancing can level up
F1SHOR: that character is very well made to look like James haha
EvilBadman: Hell yes equipment durability
TheWriterAleph: byyyye Seeeerge
RandomTrivia: jlrrFishin jlrrFishin
gualdhar: 1/3 stars is the ranking
RandomTrivia: Eyyyy benginFingers
Aarek: Fish gang fish gang!
DuchessRaine: excuse me sir this where all the cool kids are hanging out? <.<
Easilycrazyhat: Serge is officially the ichthyologist of the gang.
johnalogue: "1/3 star fishing spot, service was terrible and fish arrived cold"
Easilycrazyhat: (I totally didn't have to look up how to spell that >.>)
TheWooglie: that's deluxe edition
F1SHOR: James knew and was just showing off :P
TheWooglie: pay to win
falingard: sipshrecks
Goorguy: Whats max level?
TehAmelie: miles make no sense am i right lrrBEEJ
F1SHOR: :O this games for uses real measurements
Naesiir: How is "One Curse Gran" going, Ben?
johnalogue: @TehAmelie as a 'merican, yes, you are
TehAmelie: i mean, there's no relation between inches and miles, can't blame you for using different systems in those cases
embyrr_the_dragon: Wait, can flip rocks? Can you catch crabs and eels under them?
Defrost: I blame the adults for making us use imperial >_>
TheWooglie: UK here petrol solid in litres, road signs in miles
Nigouki: We wouldn't have to be a mish-mash if the damn largest trading partner down south would get on board metric >___>
EvilBadman: @TehAmelie 1/63360
malc: thewooglie: it's fine, we can't get petrol any more
johnalogue: @Nigouki please help
Mushbie: @TheWooglie and stones for people
ViscountStyx: @TheWooglie Don't forget milk in pints, unless it's almond milk, in which case it's litres
johnalogue: @malc for the same reason you'll be able to use more imperial measurements though *internal screaming*
DaSunao: As an American, I still don't know how many feet are in a mile.
TehAmelie: yeah, how do you get 63360 inches in a mile? what is the relation?
Pal_Friendpatine: Distance numbers in games for me is meaningless. Until I relate it to “the sense of how long will it takes me to get somewhere”
johnalogue: @DaSunao Depends on the king.
jalisurr: Combat seems VERY similar to ESO from what I see so far
Mushbie: the only way I can remember my height in Imperial is because its 5'3" like in baby got back.
EvilBadman: 5280 ft, 12 inches in a foot.
KeytarCat: An MMO with fun basic combat? I might have to pick this up...
ContingentCat: time is the best unit of distance
Pal_Friendpatine: Agreed @contingentcat
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
cassaclyzm: sergeSqueak
Critterbot: Normal human noises. :D
Juliamon: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
LordZarano: Yup, minutes is the true measurement of didtance
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
TheWooglie: sergeSqueak
LordZarano: *distance
Ritaspirithntr: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Masslost: and you also only have 5 shots
BlackIsis: oh god
MAPBoardgames: What do you do with a zombie sailor? What do you do with a zombie sailor? What do you do with a zombie sailor? Earligh in the morning.
EVILmono: equip ammo
DaSunao: @DaSunao And if I'm at sea, which makes it worse.
AmberLampLight: @ContingentCat as Han Solo well knew
PixelBoshi: Ayeeee Funko :)
code1300: i think headshots matter too
RandomTrivia: James no! You have to ask nicely for their tridents first! :p
Goorguy: Lol beating him with the thing gave him musket mastery
kusinohki: how long before you put a bayonet on that thing?
dumbo3k: Yes, Headshots are a thing with musket and bow
Aarek: is this a survival hunter? lrrBEEJ
rosesmcgee: Still got points in musket mastery for using it as a club
KeytarCat: got a quarter lev3el of musket mastery for that kill!
dumbo3k: and I think SPear throws and Axe Throws
ViscountStyx: What you trying to say
ViscountStyx: :'(
BlackIsis: James just loves Mr. Roboto
PixelBoshi: Serge was super easy to find too lol
DuchessRaine: i love the fishing in this game
TehAmelie: i liked having to think about arrows, as someone who wanted nothing more in WoW than survive in the wilds for as long as possible
Styxseus: ;D
gualdhar: we believe in you James
MAPBoardgames: How U Mine 4 Fish?
RandomTrivia: jlrrFishin
TheWriterAleph: holy mackerel
Kadenus: LUL
malc: hahaha
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Styxseus: Oh no
cassaclyzm: Oh no
control_rig: CLEARLY made in Canada
ugh_sunlight: really game really
Scy_Anide: Is there no music or did James turn it off cuz copyright is bad?
TehAmelie: he turned the music down a bit, but i think it gave up
dkosa: best of both worlds 😈
Goorguy: Huh based in Seattle according to wikipedia
RandomTrivia: @Goorguy Yeah that tracks :D
Critterbot: What a crew. :D
SachielOne: About to drop a fire album
TheWriterAleph: "what's up bro-quistidors, it's ya bois"
TehAmelie: twinking is a spectrum. i'm looking at you, WoW heirlooms
DuchessRaine: hey now! the hatchet isnt too bad :P
PixelBoshi: Hatchet is big good tho, i like being beeg axe and smol axe lad
Goorguy: Should have a melee set with a ranged set
TheWooglie: James is high enough level
RandomTrivia: LUL
EVILmono: malfPoutine
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patbaer: "some scope"
KeytarCat: You don't have a scope to avoid, soooo
jalisurr: I mean, he's correct in that there is no scope
RandomTrivia: Wait, does Victoria have a 4D Poutine shop? :D
Goorguy: firing in melee seems super akward
glitched_goddess: Multidimensional poutine?
johnalogue: Remarkably low-jank for a musket
RandomTrivia: Serge is clearly playing 5D Poutine with Time Travel
KeytarCat: When enemies start having guns, I hope there's cover awareness
TehAmelie: ha, it's getting more Planetside than WoW
malc: a 11.34kg salmon, you say
johnalogue: @TehAmelie Planetside mention in LRR chat!
TehAmelie: 11 kg, 25 inches or something?
Easilycrazyhat: Oh good, Ben still went with the same character design.
RandomTrivia: Neat
RandomTrivia: Getting experience is basically a requirement, you know what they say - "Musket better at this" lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: you can shoot harder by getting better at gun? makes sense to me
Antimuffin: Hunter is actually the name of a Bow specialization
KeytarCat: Skelescrubs
TehAmelie: warhammers? they wanna get sued by Games Workshop?
johnalogue: you'll get sick of finding war hammers around the 39,999th time
Earthenone: amazon would buy them during the lawsuit
TehAmelie: of course they don't care about us, i meant Amazon
Getter404: Also why orcs in Fantasy are now Orruks. Elves = Aelves, Ogres = Ogors, etc
SachielOne: @Earthenone Oh good, maybe then we could finally get a sale on minis.
TehAmelie: they call it aimed shot and you still have to aim? boo
Alex_Frostfire: Can you aimed rifle butt?
Easilycrazyhat: Why use bullets? Smashing them with the rifle seems to work just fine.
Getter404: The company who released a line of Terminator Robots with a rule called "I'll Be Back" suddenly got concerned about protecting their copyrights.
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie they don't call it aimed shot, that's just James
BrowneePoints: James is wielding an entire Warcraft Dungeon
BrowneePoints: (dire maul)
Enki1256: Ork is Orruk, Elve is Aelve. Dwarf is Dawi/duardin
johnalogue: @Getter404 I think the way it works is that if the trademark gets violated and they don't enforce it, it becomes free real estate(TM)
Getter404: Eldar becoming Aeldari is the weirdest one, because... you already had a non-generic name. You could have stopped there.
gualdhar: note everything but stash space and furniture have diminishing returns
MWGNZ: Eldar is generic, Tolkien used it
Enki1256: Isn't Aeldari a blending of all three of the eldar factions though?
KeytarCat: Like Badass points in BL2
Getter404: @Enki1256 Kind of, although colloquially it's used for Eldar Classic (now known as "Craftworld Aeldari")
TehAmelie: in flavor, i guess maps of this world are still being drawn
Enki1256: Ahhh. I mostly only know Ork and chaos stuff for 40K, so that's a curious fact to me.
Getter404: Oh, and there's FOUR types of space elves, since there's the Elf Death Cult which draws from all three factions (Space Elves, BDSM Pirate, Juggalos)
Earthenone: 27 weights of gun
BrowneePoints: @Enki1256 it's also why Lizardmen became "Seraphon"
luke1x: for not James how is everyone liking the game so far
Enki1256: Yup, yup.
MWGNZ: @Getter404 you forgot the exodites, but to be fair so does gw 90% of the time
TotallyNotaBeholder: Fish Bait, oh ha ha
Enki1256: I know the AoS ones, all of which makes me laugh.
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Earthenone: search for the source of the corruption is basically fantasy be a canary in the coalmine right?
RandomTrivia: I'm sure it's fine for a first mission, I'm sure all the new recruits are sent to stop Deathwing on their first day... lrrBEEJ
Tangsm: Well, this is an Amazon game, so I'm guessing the source of corruption isn't capitalism.
luke1x: I am surprised the currency isn't bezos bucks
ContingentCat: @Tangsm yeah it's more likely unions
KeytarCat: I absolutely slept through a class today when I tried to take a 15 minute nap
Nemo_Rasa: I'm hoping the end of this search for the source of corruption is just a mirror and a sign that says "it's you"
Kiwijelly: the zombies are actually part of a co-op
RandomTrivia: jlrrPunch
malc: jlrrPunch
SquirrelEarl: jlrrPunch
RandomTrivia: One might say that you "punched" a "chunk" of that wall out...
Ritaspirithntr: jlrrPunch
Critterbot: 69 hit, nice.
SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat Oh No :(
Getter404: Ah yes, beard straps.
LackingSanity_: 'beaded' I think
ContingentCat: aren't beard straps mutton chops?
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BrowneePoints: IceDOUken
gualdhar: yes it's literally cool
LackingSanity_: become the snowball fighter
DuchessRaine: my fav weapon in this game! :D
TehAmelie: a snowball fight just here seems like it would be nice
Diabore: damn spawn campers
Wolfstrike_NL: James became a control player
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSACK
johnalogue: @TehAmelie in the flesh vines room?
Earthenone: is this an everjane situation is that chaplain a real player whose life we are ruining?
TehAmelie: well more on the beach
johnalogue: @Earthenone "Chaplain, I'm disowning you"
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
PixelBoshi: hatchet gang for the winnnnn
RandomTrivia: Nice
Critterbot: Weed number! :D
EVILmono: malfHorn
ContingentCat: oh near Funko's 12 hours from me
RandomTrivia: !funko
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do in Tarkov is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at
BrowneePoints: It's a lot like streaming FF14. Just laid back good times
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne ?
gualdhar: taxes are paid weekly
Critterbot: Is it not more like rent rather than taxes?
Earthenone: is there a way to avoid taxes?
BrowneePoints: Amazon making a game you pay taxes, cuz it's a fantasy for them Kappa
Kiwijelly: One Pixel Off is the name of my Chiptune Vaporwave band
RandomTrivia: Maybe we can register that our house is on some offshore island instead of here
johnalogue: @Earthenone name your character "Jeff"
circusofkirkus: I mean, MMORPGs often do need a money sink to remove currency from the game
TehAmelie: rather, an endlessly escalating amount of money sinks
DeM0nFiRe: So I just got here, how's the game so far?
TheWriterAleph: @johnalogue can you even? i read a post any version of 'jeff bezos' isn't allowed LUL
TehAmelie: as more players get to high levels
johnalogue: @TheWriterAleph Clearly people figured it out and took the name already! (probably not, it's probably locked to prevent jokes exactly like this)
lirazel64: Has a nice Valheim look.
CravenMonki: Still going Maruaders?
TheWriterAleph: @DaSunao noice LUL
ContingentCat: try not to get boared
Pteraspidomorphi: Normally they are... 12
johnalogue: @TheWriterAleph human ingenuity always wins in the end!
F1SHOR: omg serges face when he did this
RandomTrivia: Oh no
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
johnalogue: oh no
TehAmelie: "did we accidentally become best friends?"
MolaMolaphant: And now Serge is married!
circusofkirkus: true improv, Serge: Yes, and
DeM0nFiRe: "Long story short, we're now married"
MegaDosX: Long story short, you're married now?
NovaTiempo: lrrAWW
Enki1256: Serge bumbles himself into a new friend.
Nox_Invictus_: LUL LUL
DeM0nFiRe: @MegaDosX Lmao
patbaer: "... and now we're best friends"
MegaDosX: @Dem0nFiRe benginFingers
Getter404: I've done that to people AFKing in Pokemon Unite matches this week.
Brozard: That person has a neck problem
Kipstar: anyway, now we live together
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
shendaras: "... and now we're married"
ContingentCat: accidental kindness is such a Serge thing to do
anbuagent12: Just got here. Are the servers still less than fresh>
RandomTrivia: That health regen looks incredibly fast
MAPBoardgames: It seems like a Huge, Bloated, mushroom!
lirazel64: Good lord! Bring that back to RL and make your fortune!
Spacecarl: can also skin those boars
BlackIsis: all that delicious pork just lying there
TehAmelie: i spent so many hours in WoW trying to bribe people to sign a guild charter so i could start a guild and get that sweet bank inventory space. . .
BrowneePoints: What's a Bush and what's a Grunge Band from England
johnalogue: @RandomTrivia I think that's the stamina bar, unless I missed something
Kazman20a: tall purple flowers are herbs
Nox_Invictus_: @RandomTrivia I hope there is some late-game enemy that makes it so that that high regen is the only way to keep on living
djalternative: it really sounds like we're making dinner rather than doing a quest
RandomTrivia: It dropped to less than half when he got hit by the boar, then almost immediately started going back up and reached full within 2 seconds
Fistacles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
Fistacles: oh neat
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circusofkirkus: any cream to go with the berries?
johnalogue: twitch clip URLs
BrowneePoints: BEEG PEEG
ContingentCat: is there cream? or do you need to do the little lad dance for that
Dog_of_Myth: BIG PIG
RandomTrivia: They call me MR PIG!
NovaTiempo: such a big pig
BrowneePoints: That Boar is a Brindle!
circusofkirkus: is that a boar x badger?
Getter404: The boar has mastered the yomi!
A_Dub888: James "impeccable footsies" Turner
BlackIsis: just get your head right in there
TheWriterAleph: boarger
RandomTrivia: @TheWriterAleph :D
randombillfolds: There's an Erberr in play.
incredulouspasserby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
incredulouspasserby: Coming in to a boar three times the size of a human. Cool game.
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BlackIsis: bread bait?
BrowneePoints: @circusofkirkus the "tiger stripe" fur pattern in some mammals is called a "Brindle"
BlackIsis: what are you baiting bread with?
ContingentCat: to catch the wild bread
ContingentCat: butter?
Juliamon: Maybe humans, depending on the type of bread. I'm easily lured by a good pumpernickel.
Spacecarl: you also only regen health while well fed
BlackIsis: @Juliamon I assumed bread bait was for baiting bread, not baiting with bread, otherwise it would just be bread!
ContingentCat: sourdough would be more effective bread bait for me
TehAmelie: i'm a sucker for anything soft and warm out of the oven
BrowneePoints: yea, gotta be well fed to regen hp
TheWriterAleph: Hapless Hal? The Unluckiest Planeswalker?
johnalogue: sourdough is good
BrowneePoints: Focaccia is great
circusofkirkus: yum freshly baked bread
EVILmono: malfPoutine malfGasm
malc: turkey, also delicious
BrowneePoints: James, you should get a Cubano for supper
patbaer: dang now I want curry.
TehAmelie: horrible moldy bread! with corn smut!
Pteraspidomorphi: Kinda like Minecraft really
BrowneePoints: I mean, it's bread in dumpling form!
johnalogue: gotta spend turkeys to get turkeys, I guess
circusofkirkus: Chef James :O
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Juliamon: Step 2?
RandomTrivia: *CRONCH*
NovaTiempo: help, help, streamer is being attacked :p
Juliamon: Aaaah
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chicken!
nevermore913: step 3 profit
SquirrelEarl: TTSF guest star James Turner
Juliamon: kiester sous vide
BrowneePoints: Ahh, Buttrogis
Earthenone: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
Darleysam: this week on Tinker, Turner, Sautee, Fry
TheGreenMonster450 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
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RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Oh dear :D
Kiwijelly: ah, taint pierogis
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Tuchus Streamer
KeytarCat: @Juliamon oh that's gooood
GhostValv: pan surgele
Ritaspirithntr: jlrrNo jlrrNo
BrowneePoints: Steamer*
KeytarCat: A very Thanks I hate it phrase
onarampage: oooo, a split level
johnny: nice hair James!
magical_writer: Fireplace on the second floor, that seems crazy.
TehAmelie: what's the weekly rent though?
STALKERsoldiers subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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RandomTrivia: TWO fireplaces?!
onarampage: is there an HoA?
RandomTrivia: That's just decadent
Earthenone: what are the amenities?
Kiwijelly: can we repaint? bare stone is so basic
johnny: hello Ben
Dog_of_Myth: Look at James "Money Bags" Turner here. :p
JuniorRoll subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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gualdhar: bigger house -> more furniture -> more placable chests -> monster storage
TehAmelie: there's no bathroom, but the windows don't have glass
RandomTrivia: No pocket dimension houses here
Earthenone: no bathroom but a river is within peeing distance of the window
johnalogue: no loading transition, weirdly almost-seamless. Cool!
lamina5432: It was the marauders that we want to join?
Dog_of_Myth: @Earthenone That killed me for some reason.
TehAmelie: enjoy this paved street, freshly made this week. this will be the only time we'll ever see it not covered in knee deep poo
loki_lxix: MMO needs people
malc: I agree, committees *are* the worst
TehAmelie: 30 units of fish oil? why do they want only the worst part of the fish?
johnalogue: @TehAmelie gotta keep these fires burning somehow and gasoline hasn't been invented yet
Earthenone: maybe they want to pass it off as snake oil and sell it :P
xantos69: Hey LRR folks! this game good?
ContingentCat: if you like mmos sure
TehAmelie: we have heard radically different accounts
Mai_Andra: Is a spear interesting, or is it just standing back poking at things?
RandomTrivia: Gun Wizard casts Bullet?
MWGNZ: spear can also cast yeet
Kiwijelly: I'm getting 2000s runescape flashbacks
Kiwijelly: except so much less jank
circusofkirkus: Kiwijelly not enough Java point-and-click adventuring
Earthenone: we can stat tax evasion at level 2?!
Kiwijelly: it is an Amazon game
Mai_Andra: I want to play this game, but also I shouldn't... and I really don't have time for these things... not that such concerns actually stop me...
Mai_Andra: lrrSPOOP
Kiwijelly: important question. Where do we get a carpet?
ihlendrax: Is there a CTS tonight?
Earthenone: i imagine they drop from bears
MWGNZ: shift click to shift items
Dalrint: the PC has a really weird run.
Mai_Andra: From a street vendor who says he can show you "the world."
Juliamon: ihlendrax This is it
ihlendrax: Thanks @juliamon.
jonasjonIV subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 37 month streak!
jonasjonIV: I really should look at the schedule more....but team Gandalf!
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EvilBadman: to be fair, this kinda *is* CTS
Spinnicus: This game seems quite fun
DeM0nFiRe: I kinda want to try this game but also I should probs not start a new MMO and should try to finish as much GW2 story stuff before the next expac comes out lol
Kiwijelly: does this game have cooking quests?
malc: sounds fishy
BrowneePoints: Dragonfish are a deep sea fish IRL!
Earthenone: there were cooking and fishing quests on the quest board when james loked
Kiwijelly: hmm. I do like cooking quests
TehAmelie: the iron chef strikes again
gualdhar: wait til Serge fishes up gold bars
Kiwijelly: are there any pirates?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Earthenone: isent a land bat just a dog?
johnalogue: metallic fish have "good" alignments, right?
RandomTrivia: A Phantom? :D Ben you should take a nap
RandomTrivia: @johnalogue Yes, but chromatic fish are evil
Juliamon: Are we, though? ARE we?
TehAmelie: red herrings especially
ContingentCat: we're adults? when did that happen?
Mai_Andra: Ben hating on rotations, and I'm just over here thinking about my FFXIV Summoner, even though I'm not actually playing right now...
malc: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
johnalogue: does that quest have the same dialog if you log out and come back?
dumbo3k: Flint tools are free to repair
Kuolar: Basic harvesting stuff repairs for free
Mai_Andra: I'm still not an adult. I just got old. xivGoob
Greendrag13: @Earthenone Fox. Squeakier and more nocturnal than your average dog.
Mai_Andra: Serge "Two-sheds" Yager
Spinnicus: Are there weapon skills for shields as well?
Earthenone: the right tree on the sword and sheild thing looked like sheild skills
RayFK: More like the Ass Gauntlet am i rite gamers?
Mai_Andra: "Lightning Bolt."
Kiwijelly: are there different outfits depending on gender, or can anyone wear a dress?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
circusofkirkus: LMAO
RandomTrivia: REKT
gualdhar: WOW Ben
ContingentCat: Captain America is the only one ridiculous enough to use a shield as a weapon
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
Earthenone: !card tapping on the glass
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic
Moonspeak721: wow ben you didn't have to kill him
electra310: Oh no!
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
EVILmono: you can get honey from the bee hive
aufbau505: !card tapping at the window
LRRbot: Tapping at the Window [1G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {2}{G}
MolaMolaphant: or on the other side of a glass window...
RayFK: I'm here to provide immersive content
Spinnicus: Is the sword and shield together as one item or do you get them separately? I would’ve loved shield and axe
BrowneePoints: did james suddenly get 15% louder for anyone else?
circusofkirkus: LUL
TheWriterAleph: "Time... Space... Reality..."
circusofkirkus: x ray vision
Ukon_Cairns: a new challenger approaches
KeytarCat: Those TSA scanners
malc: sergeJustRight keytarcat
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Serge's character name just being his name is very Serge
Mai_Andra: Is this one of those silhouette tease shows trying to make a family show a little "racy"?
BrowneePoints: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII guess what his WoW name is
F1SHOR: doesnt require a lvl... yet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @BrowneePoints buttslol69. completely against type
Kiwijelly: @BrowneePoints BeBetterBlizzard69?
Mai_Andra: Oh, that was Serge. I really should not have been waiting for "deez nuts" to be the answer...
BrowneePoints: Oh yea you can go prone by crouching then hitting Z James
SquirrelEarl: jlrrPunch
johnny: prevert
xantos69: Oh look James found a way to play Minecraft!
MTGRanger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
MTGRanger: Oh! Ii hit a button! But at the 1/10 of a year!
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Garrub: So I guess I need to work on my armoring skill. I apparently have some epic crafting material that needs armoring 200 to do anything with it
Mr_Horrible: wait, I thought this was bonus and not mine o' clock
MAPBoardgames: Punching boulders?
Earthenone: can you kill them for the mineral rights?
MyBuddySuperfly: now punch a chunk, maybe? lrrBEEJ
Aarek: you can in fact, menu during harvesting
DoctorAddams: Is One Curse Gran present?
Ukon_Cairns: turned 1 rock into 24 rock? is james some sort of wizard miasWow
BrowneePoints: @DoctorAddams he is now "Your Goth Gran Gran"
MTGRanger: The rocks say B O U L D E R and it feels like a meme
MyBuddySuperfly: 4:51? nice
johnny: i am about to do a ramen break
Saphling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
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DoctorAddams: Aaaaaah
Goorguy: Ben Auto Runs off a cliff
Kiwijelly: I am also making ramen
Earthenone: i said Young Tree
Kiwijelly: fried chicken ramen
TehAmelie: Young Tree, by Neil Young
Voidhawk42: SingsNote Diggy Diggy Hole SingsNote
MAPBoardgames: That tree, cut down in teh prime of its youth!
matthaus_c: you didn't yell timber
johnny: ooo fried chicken ramen‽
matthaus_c: someone could get hurt, james
Gnyrinn: Build monuments to man's folly and sheds!
ExhaustedElox: Chop. That. Wood!
CururuGuasu: Chop chop chop, chop away at my heart
johnalogue: @MAPBoardgames well, it *is* an Amazon game
Nebula662 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
Nebula662: DILLY BAR
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RandomTrivia: I do like that it has NO effect on the tree until it's done, at which point it neatly snaps and falls :D
MTGRanger: @Gnyrinn Come on down to Dave's timber and Timber shop!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ExhaustedElox: @Gnyrinn Magnificent!
johnalogue: @Gnyrinn is that separate from Lumber and Lumbar or a rebrand?
johnny: oh man the ramen shop is closed on Wednesday
Earthenone: James Tanner
RandomTrivia: @johnny Oof
johnny: I also have dillybars, a bit further for you to drive
MTGRanger: @Gnyrinn Honestly I forgot the actual name
TehAmelie: how do i level up my campfire?
CururuGuasu: Get there to a tannery
RandomTrivia: LUL
johnny: And chocolate icecream bars
MyBuddySuperfly: why not take a bus, Ben? :D
RandomTrivia: #TeamNicole
johnalogue: road quest 2 begins
Dezufnocosem: what about nanaimo bars
Kiwijelly: I have ramen and homemade ice cream
johnny: See you soon Ben
BrowneePoints: A wild Johnny appeared! How was the Gunplay date with James?
MyBuddySuperfly: so many villagers
RandomTrivia: RQ2 is literally just Nicole and Ben having a nice afternoon drive to Nanaimo and tea with Johnny
BrowneePoints: GUNPLA*
RandomTrivia: :D
BrowneePoints: Oh god auto correct
circusofkirkus: BrowneePoints :O
BrowneePoints: oh man my autocorrect just goozled me so hard
DaSunao: WutFace
TheWriterAleph: WHAT? ...oh, KICKING.
TehAmelie: i weave with the cries of looms on my huge looming loom
Antimuffin: LRR guild is 100% for sure going Marauders, right?
johnny: I have no Nanaimo bars, because that would be cannibalism
malc: jlrrPit
Pal_Friendpatine: Follow the “1” in your compass James?
johnny: (Nanaimo bars are made of citizens of Nanaimo)
Earthenone: cradt 11 you coward
rogerivany: I love Nanaimo bars
ContingentCat: you guys are tasty
matthaus_c: just like soylent green
Dezufnocosem: ogres are like nanaimo bars, they have layers
MTGRanger: It's people!
johnalogue: @johnny is it not cannibalism so long as you live elsewhere, then?
rogerivany: James I'm punching a chunk and just found wall diamonds.
matthaus_c: nanaimo citizens are just built different
Patron_of_the_Moon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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SolFerrum: Hi chat! How's it going? Game fun so far?
Saphling: oh hey, pumpkins
TehAmelie: if you get used to walking then running will feel really fast
Saphling: it IS the New World
ContingentCat: can we smash the pumpkins?
liquiddinogaming: What world are they playing on? I just got off work and would love to finally roll a character in this game. If there's going to be an LRR community I would definitely rather be on that server.
circusofkirkus: is there a day/night cycle or is it eternally daytime?
sydnius: so many serif fonts
CravenMonki subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
CravenMonki: Are we going Marauder for faction
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Antimuffin: @Bengineering We're Marauders, right? I'm finally ready to choose.
Enki1256: Midian
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Earthenone: could we get a !command for lrr server and faction info set up since it seems like a frequently asked question
F1SHOR: eww :P
johnny: ok found some ramen see you lovely folks later.
BrowneePoints: Yellow are HARDCORE imperialist
SolFerrum: The Marauders are the least egregious??
Dog_of_Myth: Team Green
RayFK: And Crim sucks
Arazien: Purple gang
matthaus_c: dilly bars and ramen? damn, johnny
CravenMonki: ok so I will wait till james makes his choice
PixelBoshi: Team green, that is what i chose on this reroll :)
Dog_of_Myth: @RayFK lrrWOW LUL
BrowneePoints: @SolFerrum Yellow are very conquistador/colonialist, purple is a bit elitist(scholars only! regular people are SO boring)
johnalogue: @SolFerrum they're literally called marauders so that's...not great?
Martizz1e: Is this the amazon game that was breaking peoples video cards?
SolFerrum: @BrowneePoints to be honest I'd probably go with the Marauders too in that cse
RandomTrivia: ew
Antimuffin: @Martizz1e yes but both companies involved fixed it
BrowneePoints: Apparently the GPU bricking was on the manufacturers
TehAmelie: i really want them to go squish with every step you take
sydnius: dry feet are paramount
matthaus_c: splosh splosh splosh
TehAmelie: mmm wet shoes
Martizz1e: Ah GGs, good to konw its fixed; trying to figure out if this is something to get invested in or going to be a quick sizzle
fcloud: loving the purple and teal color scheme
SolFerrum: @BrowneePoints Eh, mostly them, but there was a bug forcing the GPU to crazy levels. Definitely wouldn't have happened if the GPUs didn't have the issue, though.
sydnius: lrrWOW
johnalogue: @BrowneePoints so, is that going to be on warranty for the people who got bricked?
Martizz1e: @BrowneePoints I wonder if this was similar to the Apex issue or unrelated (although that may have been GPU related, i dont remember)
matthaus_c: you have nunavut?
Earthenone: here i thought azoth just incressed the odds of a blizzard lawsuit
sydnius: fish guts? ….you have my attention
Mysticman89: iirc EVGA has offered warrenty for those effected by the issue, eeven if they were second hand
BrowneePoints: Nah, Azoth is an old Alchemical term
SolFerrum: Can you turn old weapons into metal again?
Kuolar: You can see them on your map if you zoom in enough
Antimuffin: @SolFerrum No, you salvage them for money and repair parts.
theambivalentagender: Oh lord I'm in position 715 in the queue
SolFerrum: @SolFerrum Ah well, good enough
sydnius: hunter weap
circusofkirkus: Hot Wheels Unleashed for CTS when?
JessKay: a cool cool?
BrowneePoints: Azoth was an old occult term for a universal solvent akin to a Philosopher's Stone, but then became another name for Mercury
BrowneePoints: So using Azoth as the "unobtainium" of this world is fitting
Martizz1e: Honestly, MMOs like this, where theres tons of people all crowded sort of break the immersion for me; i feel like way back when I played ESO they either managed instances better and/or there were just less players but it felt more real
Gnyrinn: @BrowneePoints I was not aware of that. Thanks!
TheWriterAleph: the way that NPC is butt-rotating is disturbing.
theambivalentagender: @Martizz1e Heyyyyyy fellow ESO player
sydnius: she so SHINY
RandomTrivia: Heh, hehehe, hehe, hehehe
Martizz1e: @Martizz1e It me! Been playing since alpha (but haven't in the longest)
Jobot180: I can smell that place
Mysticman89: time to cull some turkey
sydnius: …doesn’t focus
BrowneePoints: What are ya gonna call those turkeys?
F1SHOR: this being an MMO - is there like a monthly cost or is it all upfront/micro transactions?
BrowneePoints: Upfront with optional cosmetics
revhologram subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
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theambivalentagender: I went DOWN to the river, and I took a little walk, and I met some turkeys, and we HAD a little talk
RandomTrivia: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
SolFerrum: $40 USD
BrowneePoints: Amazon is perfectly fine eating the cost on servers
Ba_Dum_Tish: All these camps is silly
F1SHOR: Sweet! just didnt want to jump into another expense :)
Martizz1e: This reminds me of the beanbag areas at PAX
Antimuffin: I preordered years ago and was grandfathered into the original price, which was "free." They were going to do FTP but changed it later.
electric_claire: It's Amazon so the game servers are subsidized by dodged taxes
Kiwijelly: but can I make a male character and wear a dress?
sydnius: weird KOA ya got thar
theambivalentagender: @Kiwijelly Yes actually
RandomTrivia: This is fine
circusofkirkus: this is very Runescape-line of fires
BrowneePoints: as far as I know gear isn't genderlocked. @electric_claire
Kiwijelly: I think I might be sold
BrowneePoints: ope I replied to the wrong person
theambivalentagender: Also you can choose pronouns I think?
MAPBoardgames: camp grounds, like coffee grounds have a tendency to scatter if you aren't careful
BrowneePoints: my fingers are betraying me tonight
Mysticman89: you cull'd that poor turkey*
Juliamon: It would be weird to genderlock clothing when the game *defaults* to they/them pronouns
BrowneePoints: yea you can choose pronouns
Jobot180: You made that turkey into jerky
F1SHOR: i always wanted to runescape but it just looked so bad
dumbo3k: I believe hair isn't gender locked, and I know for a fact beards aren't. you can be a lady with a beard
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: Excellent name
sydnius: Lydia? taken
johnalogue: read that enemy name as "dankfur wolf"
BrowneePoints: it is
Mysticman89: runescape was a solid 15 year of my life but oh man did it go down a pay2win hole, and restarting in old school wasnt on the cards
Ba_Dum_Tish: The dankest of fur
23 raiders from LunarJade have joined!
johnalogue: oh gosh it actually *is* dankfur
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: lrrHEATHER raid! lunarj1Heart
Saxpython: <3 <3 <3LunarRade <3 <3
Martizz1e: @Ba_Dum_Tish Smoke Fur every day....???
Diabore: thats some dank fur
Ukon_Cairns: mpieHi
DaSunao: lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
sydnius: CoolCat
LunarJade: Hey James. Hope you've been having fun.
F1SHOR: lrrHEART TombRaid
Voidhawk42: James is over here just stabbing dogs like a monster
SolFerrum: and you got James
LunarJade: I'm deep in the motion control ruins of Skyward Sword. I might be able to finish soon.
Ba_Dum_Tish: And James
TheWriterAleph: AND SERGE
Kiwijelly: Left over Fried Chicken Ramen is a success
PharaohBender27: So, how dank is that wolf? Kappa
pn55: lrrSHINE benginHeart elfunkHeart sergeHeart
DoodlestheGreat: Meanwhile, everyone is hunting bear asses.
DoodlestheGreat: Or in this case, wolf asses.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bear asses is the worst questing
Martizz1e: @PharaohBender27 lvl 420
SolFerrum: What's interesting to me is you needed to acquire 150, and the 5 you got counted towards it- even though you used it up
Antimuffin: Hemp, they are tall with purple flowers on the end. Taller than Hysop.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Only you can replace forests with campfires
sydnius: that just seems inefficient
Earthenone: i imagine its a beginner quest to encourage gathering they dont actually WANT the materials from you just bonus rewards for gathering
theambivalentagender: I think I carry like 500 greenwood in my inventory at any given moment
Ba_Dum_Tish: I need a young tree and a old tree
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sirspate: unlocked title: tree undertaker
PharaohBender27: So, is this game Colonialism Simulator: The MMO?
CururuGuasu: Deadwood
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Mysticman89: can you get bonked by a falling tree?
djalternative: the question is, can we get redwood?
sydnius: punky wood
ExhaustedElox: I wonder if the foley artists actually went out tree chopping for some of these sounds?
Mysticman89: apparently no bonk
SolFerrum: reminded me to make sure I did (I did) so thanks!
JoeKim: oh god damnit
MWGNZ: New New LRRrd
Ba_Dum_Tish: It's a new LRRld after all
JoeKim: am i going to have to buy this
JoeKim: to play with you
I_Am_Clockwork: Newest Lrrld
BrowneePoints: It's only $40 and is a one time purchase @JoeKim
F1SHOR: do it joe!
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theambivalentagender: Loading Ready World
KeytarCat: Wow, they're really calling them "Companies"
CururuGuasu: Whole New LRRld
lamina5432: If you log in at noonish it should be fine in neno kuni
JoeKim: i am a bit low on fun-money this month
BrowneePoints: Loading Ready World is good
Dezufnocosem: Joe Kimpany
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JoeKim: i'll wait to see if it sticks
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ExhaustedElox: Where are these darn turkeys...
JoeKim: lmao
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DacquoiseTart: no crossing the streams tonight?
I_Am_Clockwork: B4B is out tomorrow?
BrowneePoints: @DacquoiseTart this is kind of like today's CTS
Juliamon: DacquoiseTart This is effectively CTS
DacquoiseTart: aaah ok
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johnalogue: okay, I need to go before the grocery store closes hopefully byeeee
JoeKim: who's Gamgam?
JoeKim: funko?
sydnius: a wild serge apoears!
Earthenone: gamgam is ben
JoeKim: lmao
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JoeKim: too bad theres no valheim style domino-ing
ritchards: upgrade to gold axe!
JoeKim: nope
sirspate: so is this clearcutting: the game?
JoeKim: i've played lots of random shit
SolFerrum: @sirspate that's Valheim :P
JoeKim: but not this one
Mysticman89: maybe shroud and joekim are the same person. have you ever seen them in the same place?
JoeKim: yes
JoeKim: i have apicture with shroud
JoeKim: lmao
Mysticman89: That does pose a problem for the theory yes.
Enki1256: Some of these hammers are just insanely huge.
theambivalentagender: I have reached position 600 in queue
KeytarCat: This feels more like Genshin than I expected
166 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
RandomTrivia: Welp lrrHERE
Kumakaori: ah ye olde Hubris
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOPY
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding Rodeo! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
Spacecarl: i would say, speaking of hubris
RandomTrivia: Everyone's coming over with their friends!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben is savage tonight
ActionJB: Beautiful
JoeKim: gdi @F1SHOR
ExhaustedElox: As a skill nerd, I do appreciate the progression in this game
MilkInBags: so how new is this world
SolFerrum: @F1SHOR nice F1SHOR :D
JoeKim: FISHOR paid for it
Dog_of_Myth: Good Job @F1SHOR
Mysticman89: are you not reading all the deep lore
lamina5432: If you go right out of the cave there might be some iron
theambivalentagender: Fancy ass-shoes
FinalShowFilms: This game gives me big Granado Espada vibes
Ba_Dum_Tish: One shoe per cheek
Ba_Dum_Tish: Crossing the new world
MilkInBags: foreveeeeeer
Earthenone: can you tell charicter to autorun to town during break?
RandomTrivia: Gotta take that Twitch-obligated commercial break from playing this Amazon game...
F1SHOR: well with this downloading i can delete destiny again lol
BrowneePoints: Please someone add that to quotes
BrowneePoints: and clip that
RandomTrivia: That would make an amazing quote
Uberphish: @Earthenone Nah, it's just straight auto-running, no pathing to specific places.
PharaohBender27: Someone sniped James' turkey!
MegaDosX: There's 600-odd of them in chat :D
KeytarCat: from how hard it is to find turkeys, is there really an overpopulation problem?
Earthenone: darn i loved the auto pathing to specific places in BDO, but that game needed it since there was no fast travel
malc: lrrHAM let
ZackTheCatKing: Are these NPCs?
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SolFerrum: I think my favorite comment was "Wait, Amazon has a game where you actually pay taxes?"
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Earthenone: i think there is an adventurer overpopulation problem, negitivly affecting the turkey population
malc: solferrum: jlrrDang
TheMerricat: @SolFerrum Amazon has never had a problem making YOU pay taxes, it's themselves that they don't like doing it for. :P
SolFerrum: @SolFerrum Hah, ain't that the truth
Earthenone: dont worry solferrum, you start learning tax evasion skills at level 2
SolFerrum: @Earthenone Ah now it all makes sense
Kiwijelly: I'm making a comic at the moment
DaSunao: In seriousness, the taxes are lowered if your faction takes control of a town
Kiwijelly: it has music and ruins and dark magic and girls kissing
Kiwijelly: I am very pleased with it
Kiwijelly: but I don't know what to call it
RandomTrivia: For anyone who came in from a raid, this happened earlier and I want more people to enjoy the moment
veelofar: @Kiwijelly Can you dm me a link, PLEASE?
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Earthenone: @Kiwijelly Black Sapphic Remnants?
SolFerrum: I heard a lot of meh stuff about this before in beta but tbh the game looks pretty good
SolFerrum: welcome back
Kiwijelly: It mostly exists as thumbnails at the moment, but I will post about it in LRR's discord when it's more complete
jalisurr: Hey, good timing, I just got back myself. Stylin' hat, James
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bloodstar: Go Ben surge and James kicked those monsters butts Until they give you all The loot you want
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BrowneePoints: @Kiwijelly EldWitch
Garrub: Luck food is great
SolFerrum: Huh. You could actually make cooking a living in this game.
Earthenone: black and sapphic for the dark magic and kissing, remnants for the ruins, and black sapphic word combo to be reminicinet of black sabbath for music was the though process
lamina5432: There is also a bonus every stat period of like 50
GhostValv: humblebrag :)
Garrub: Should I keep an Epic crafting material that I can’t use until armoring level 200? Or sell it?
kalku__: I love you Serge
ShaneLeeAtk: humblegobble
kalku__: That was amazing
PixelBoshi: i walked away for a bit, did they make the Company yet?
SolFerrum: @PixelBoshi they just had commercial break so don't think so
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, James, a good name for the LRR Company could just be "The Moonbase"
Earthenone: oh and sugestion for the guild name "ExpLRRation"
PixelBoshi: @SolFerrum okay thanks!
Talin06: if you are in range
SolFerrum: I think it means "when you die you should be near it"
kalku__: Where you die, is far from camp
sirspate: does this game have body runs?
sirspate: oh nice, thx!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Will be interesting to see what it is like in a month or two
electric_claire: Remember when WoW was going to add dungeons and enemies in the afterlife
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Kiwijelly: so this one's a cult
Mysticman89: its still a lot cleaner than that one wow screenshot demonstrating how UI can go wrong
kalku__: There are little books next to the people
Aarek: @Kiwijelly all three are kinda weird fanatically in different ways
kalku__: That informs you a little more
Earthenone: to be fair, james wouldent read a book
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Mysticman89: go team stinky scientists
Vampyre_Lord: mystic, valor, or instinct?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Uberphish: Sure, I stopped playing P-Go early, but I was Instinct forever. :P
MilkInBags: what's wrong with reddit Kappa
PixelBoshi: Marauders for the win :)
Garrub: What sever is this?
Kiwijelly: So we went with Finders Keepers NERDS
Garrub: *server
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this the basic all the factions are bad?
Uberphish: (I'd have been Evil Science if not for wanting to join the community company, because Violent Punchy-mans isn't usually my bag.)
ContingentCat: if I wanted to deal with that I'd have stayed in academia lrrBEEJ
theambivalentagender: In my starting area the Syndicate was more "Fuck the yellow cult specifically, we're after the truth"
Aarek: it also felt like they kinda built in reasons for the other factions to hate each other
Aarek: a bit heavy handed on the "we good, them bad"
Kiwijelly: It's no RuneQuest, that's for sure
djalternative: @Bengineering those talking points sure sound like a Destiny Guardian
Antimuffin: Has a LRR guild been created on Midian yet?
Kuolar: The arrow in the top right of the sub sections puts everything over
Spacecarl: It's very odd that the spokespeople have super different lines in the different starting zones. to give people different expectations of the factions
SolFerrum: wait fish filets come from FISH!?
code1300: prob keep some food so u don't die
CravenMonki: is there a plan to work out of one particular city
CravenMonki: Salvage them in inventory
djalternative: Can't die? Why not jump off the tower and see how it feels
djalternative: You Filet O' Fish at McDonald's, Serge
CravenMonki: I have not found a reason to not immediatly salvage the fish unless they are quest items
ContingentCat: fishing for fishes
kabukizombie: this game looks cool
ContingentCat: *fishies
ContingentCat: braven10HEX
code1300: looks like wacky tobaco
obijam_: the real fish we caught were the turkeys along the way.
MyBuddySuperfly: don't give shields to fish
MilkInBags: rlyBait rlyBait rlyBait
Catcard: This is a lake, sir.
Kiwijelly: that's a pond sir
theambivalentagender: Fish Her Shields? But I barely know her
F1SHOR: after lockdown is over im buying a boat and doing more fishing
Ba_Dum_Tish: @F1SHOR Living up to your namesake
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: close enogu
ContingentCat: *enough
theambivalentagender: I think you have a better chance if you harvest herbs?
ManOCatherby: Mmo rates babbbyyyyy
Jobot180: You've destroyed so many bushes.
PixelBoshi: i literally was there doing the same thing 5 minutes ago, those bait were hiding from me lol
sirspate: better or worse odds than finding that trident
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this the trident incident all over again?
theambivalentagender: Oh wait, try chopping a tree
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theambivalentagender: Also I think mining will also get you bait...for some reason
Xed_Regulus: I just arrived, heard Ben, and drew a complete blank at who he was. lol I forgot his voice.
Mistborn83: I want to play this but I dont think my comp will run it
TheAinMAP: jlrrFishin
lamina5432: What town are they in?
Jobot180: Time for that sweet fishing action.
sirspate: put a turkey on the hook. :P
CaptainSpam: Welp, we're Minecraft fishing now. James is in his element.
Manae: I'm back
Manae: And no surprise, James is fishing
SolFerrum: wait that's not a fish
CaptainSpam: Holy crap that tadpole is massive.
RandomTrivia: jlrrFishin
MegaDosX: Is that a Gitrog tadpole?
djalternative: jesus that tadpole
SolFerrum: @MegaDosX it's baby Yargle
thegitrogsquirrel: @MegaDosX yes
RandomTrivia: Fish-headed hammer?!
Earthenone: a hammer
Manae: Well, rest of chat, this may make more sense to announce if it was tomorrow at this time, but I now have roughly three pounds of maitake mushroom drying in my oven
Moonspeak721: fish headed hammer
dkosa: get that massive pole
MegaDosX: @MegaDosX With a name like that I definitely trust you to know that :p
RandomTrivia: BOP ?
MyBuddySuperfly: so.... a fish? or a tool?
RandomTrivia: @MyBuddySuperfly ... yes...
F1SHOR: serge living the dream - fishing actually means something :P
Manae: Does anyone remember early WoW, where fish were worth ten times as much and you got greens almost as often as killing mobs?
MyBuddySuperfly: lol
SolFerrum: that's... not small
Moonspeak721: did you just put that fish in your pocket
codatski: So the devs made fishing someone other than Serge might want to do?
lirazel64: Yeah, where's your creel?
Ba_Dum_Tish: A mount is a good drop
JoeKim: alright
Mysticman89: only plays solo
JoeKim: what am i rolling
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F1SHOR: i like the title only plays solo when with friends
Ba_Dum_Tish: @JoeKim A d20?
MyBuddySuperfly: ooooooh, nice!
RandomTrivia: sergeJustRight
Inkymouse: Oh naaaan that’s wonderful
Inkymouse: *man
BloodnBullets: @Inkymouse and here I thought you were telling your grandmother
SolFerrum: No! Babe!
MyBuddySuperfly: that poor piggie
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gawag_: new world? old sub
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Comeback323: I've been here a while
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Uberphish: You'll also feel it pretty hard if you haven't gotten weapon or armor upgrades in a while. Early stat changes can make a huge difference
RandomTrivia: Welp
Comeback323: not trying to sound rude, but is this game generic fantasy RPG?
MegaDosX: Wait what happened?
Uberphish: I used a baseline rapier, was taking dozens of hits to kill zombies my level. I doubled its gear score and could suddenly take them down in, like... five.
RandomTrivia: I think Serge is dodging bullets :D
SolFerrum: @Comeback323 definitely not one of the more innovative in terms of plot from what I've seen/heard but it's more about the gameplay.
theambivalentagender: @Comeback323 Not as much, funny enough? It's based a bit more on the "age of discovery" and is what I'd call medium-low magic?
SquareDotCube: stinky boi
ContingentCat: wrong game dude that's a death stranding thing
Comeback323: i see its like 3rd person shooter esk so thta's cool
cetiken17: you have to catch the snail after you get the quest surge
Spacecarl: I do love the grand big ol chest in the corner of the boring room
Soul1355: there was a chest upstairs
Soul1355: wasn't there?
Earthenone: i saw it
chaostreader: @soul1355 there was.
chaostreader: The chests seem to have the second quest objectives
NDCazzy: who are we playing with tonight?
Soul1355: ooh, glad it was as shiny as it looked :D
NDCazzy: I hear a serge
The_Voices: what server are they on? curious though i dont have the game
Earthenone: it sounded like median but it was somehow diferent
Earthenone: for the server name
RandomTrivia: @NDCazzy There is a Serge, a Ben and a Funko
Earthenone: and marauders as the faction
SolFerrum: JoeKim is making a character
SolFerrum: asked what he should roll
RandomTrivia: Also JoeKim will be here in a bit :D
theambivalentagender: I thought it was Neko Kuni?
Aarek: I second fish gang
dkosa: ReadytoLoad
F1SHOR: call it Plaid posse :P
ContingentCat: Fish gang!
SolFerrum: Well, James is a founder, so... Fall Guys?
SquirrelEarl: Chest upstirs
Dog_of_Myth: No Holes to Fall in?
NarishmaReborn: one was in that chest
circusofkirkus: call it James's Fan Club
Talin06: Dave's Marauders
RandomTrivia: Fish gang! Fish gang! Fish gang!
AmathySkellington: Fish Teeth
RandomTrivia: Awwww
Antimuffin: Dave's Discount Duelists
F1SHOR: #nofishgang
dkosa: BELOPA
NarishmaReborn: Dave's Marauders and More Otters
TheOtterWhoLies: Maruader's Dave's
RandomTrivia: Dan't Draw Fish Club
Uberphish: Dave's Discount Marauders is definitely a winner
RandomTrivia: *Can't
SquareDotCube: Seabat's Leftovers
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Smapdi_Flaffermann: Fish gang? Fish gang? Fish Gang? Fish Gang. Fish gang! FISH GANG! FISH GANG!!!!!
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RandomTrivia: @SquareDotCube lrrWOW
jaydobbleyou: sword and skarmory
Darleysam: whoah are you saying Fish Gang in here?
AmberLampLight: Canal Fish... wait
CravenMonki: Lrrld war one
NarishmaReborn: or just More Otters
DaSunao: @RandomTrivia Dan't Draw Dish Dubs?
RandomTrivia: sergeCanal
ContingentCat: Canal club?
7gorobei: SabaPing gang
NDCazzy: FishING Gang?
Antimuffin: MMOClock
PixelBoshi: Blue Arrow Coven was still super good
laikagoat: Phish Gang?
ContingentCat: or if that's taken Fishn' Gang
dkosa: Poisson Possy
jholdn: Fishing LRRs
NDCazzy: James Doesn't Care Gang
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
circusofkirkus: Paul's Fan Club
Earthenone: name the guild crossing the streams, since james wouldent name the stream that
Uberphish: I support this choice
SmoreThanAFeelin: All jams all the time
Antimuffin: Hole New LLRld
SquareDotCube: how about Speorglerf?
AmberLampLight: PhDish Gang
laikagoat: yessss
PixelBoshi: Beeg Feesh
Dog_of_Myth: YES
NDCazzy: Real Big Fish Gang
MechaXeno: Trout 'r us
underhill33: Muffins of Advantage
GhostValv: Reel Big Fish
ContingentCat: Reel Big FIsh Gang
circusofkirkus: name it "Ska's Not Dead"
ContingentCat: Reel Big Phish Gang
NDCazzy: OH Reel Big Phish
MilkInBags: Big Fish Energy
hexy_lexy: name it "Hexy Loves You Beyond Measure!!!!!!"
NDCazzy: yes @ContingentCat
WizardZedd: Ghoti Gang?
7gorobei: Reel Big Phish Gang
AmberLampLight: And we're all out of ideas!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Art is dead gang!
Talin06: names are are shared across all severs
RandomTrivia: The Irene Memorial Company
laikagoat: Ghoti Gang
code1300: Reel Big Fishy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hole punchers
jaydobbleyou: the koi crew
RandomTrivia: :D
Antimuffin: Dilly Bar Raiders
SquareDotCube: Men in Fancy Hats
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this... a guild?
Kiwijelly: ExPLRRors was taken?
ContingentCat: lrrAWW sergeIrene
dkosa: the Horn Holes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Something about canals, so it's a reference to ALL of Serge's streams.
hd_dabnado: I saw Ben playing this recently, it looks kinda good but do I want to get sucked into an mmo?
electric_claire: Just name the guild Serge's Club
RandomTrivia: To be fair, Irene was in the Annual Punch a Chunk which *was* on the LRR channel :D
MechaXeno: Fishermancers
Scy_Anide: Koi Polloi
SquareDotCube: Serge and Associates
Pugilisari: fishos gigantes
RandomTrivia: @Scy_Anide Ok that's very strong
F1SHOR: what now :P
NDCazzy: Serge's Reel Big Phish Group
obijam_: Serge...and the Rest.
sandros1985: Grahams Crackers?
sirspate: 6510 and Fin
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A purple bird.
Kiwijelly: Nerds of Canada
dkosa: Go Fish Gang?
gawag_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:22:55.
code1300: The LRR'ers
Ba_Dum_Tish: I love everyones names then just Serge
ContingentCat: reading the madness explains the madness
Easilycrazyhat: Reading the rock explains the rock
Earthenone: a purple bird, or a blue bird who bleeds a lot
Antimuffin: Turner & Sons Plaid Lads
SquareDotCube: Cast Rod, Get Fish
SCHLORMPH: Name the guild "we met on Krog's List"
Earthenone: i wonder who programed those bot accounts
theambivalentagender: I'm trying to figure out how to transfer servers
AmberLampLight: Looked like there was about to be a dance-off there for a second
Antimuffin: @theambivalentagender they're opening that up soon
SolFerrum: server transfers aren't there yet though
sirspate: dance-off is best pvp
GhostValv: grats
RandomTrivia: gratz
code1300: unlocked duels
SolFerrum: duel each other
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serging ahead
dkosa: let's duel
SolFerrum: I've tried to get into PSO2 sometimes, that's horrible :P
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NarishmaReborn: "your goth dad left the group"
chaostreader: I think there was one in a windmill that you missed.
Kiwijelly: Medium SalmMen
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:26:52.
circusofkirkus: skillers rise up
dkosa: it says cull not kill
KeytarCat: Coffee *does* sound good, brb
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol
F1SHOR: Oops
Kiwijelly: Raccoons With Computers
Phailhammer: benginButt benginButt benginButt
CravenMonki: My fishing was at 22 and gathering 87 mining 57 on the last server
xantos69: I choose to believe that you meant me Ben. lrrHEART lrrHEART
Pal_Friendpatine: There’s turkeys out here!
obijam_: LoadingRods'n'Reels
NDCazzy: we like yours too Ben lrrBEN
MegaDosX: I evidently missed something
Gnyrinn: Did they actually name a town Grenville?
MegaDosX: Came back to hearing someone wasn't muted?
Earthenone: possible guild name Nsberg youth center
Kiwijelly: No, wait. Raccoons Without Hats
NDCazzy: LuringRods&Reels?
Kiwijelly: I'm not good at naming things
djalternative: Guild Name Pitch: LRR Senior Fishing League
SquareDotCube: Boop Da Doop Troop
Kiwijelly: Punchr LLC
ContingentCat: proud of you Serge
Antimuffin: Victorian Stabbists
Antimuffin: Punch Gang
AmberLampLight: Plundr LLC
Kiwijelly: Suggested Guild Name: Vaccines R Good
djalternative: Hootie Sniffers
F1SHOR: do pvp and just kill serge :P
Earthenone: if its like wow, it will go to 300 since levels go to 60
MegaDosX: "1v1 me bro!" - Ben, probably
Spacecarl: I believe you can take multiple quest things
Scy_Anide: I've heard there's no mounts so "The Runners" would be fitting.
F1SHOR: can you just pvp anyone or is there a special arena or something?
Earthenone: theres no way the runners is not taken
Spacecarl: Although The Runners is funny in a game with no mounts
Antimuffin: @Kiwijelly More subtle : Masked Marauders
SolFerrum: @F1SHOR didn't you just buy this game for JoeKim? Do you not have it yourself? :P
CravenMonki: @bengeneering when you make the Company could I get an invite please
F1SHOR: i have baught it myself but im in court atm working lol
Spacecarl: looks like you hit the pin limit
djalternative: Everybody's Mauradin For The Weekend
Kiwijelly: I
Earthenone: they said there was a 50v50 so i assume that is in a special place, but also has pvp flagging which probobly means everywhere
Kiwijelly: I've got it!
SolFerrum: @F1SHOR ah, I see- busy day then :P
Kiwijelly: Real Big Tadpoles
Antimuffin: Actually, the company name "The Runners" is NOT taken!
F1SHOR: ohh so i cant just bribe james iwth bits to betray someone
SolFerrum: @F1SHOR I mean you can bribe him to try
Earthenone: james could dismantle the bow in his inventory that serge wants
Earthenone: that could be betrayal
F1SHOR: thats just evil @Earthenone
RandomTrivia: lrrAWW
Raiger: You're just so betrayable Serge
mrs_yarget: Hey, are you guys enjoying yourself?
SolFerrum: I like how the issue is "betraying serge" and not "betrayal in general"
RandomTrivia: Why would you betray our precious cinnamon roll?
Cptasparagus: wait they put the lore INTO The game now? I've only ever played destiny 2
SolFerrum: because cinnamon rolls are tasty?
Earthenone: james is so much faster at reading these notes than me i only get 1 or 2 sentances in by the time he closes them
Kiwijelly: Guild Name suggestion: Barnes and Nobles
mrs_yarget: Cool. Thank you!
SolFerrum: @Kiwijelly God I need to get something to read.
Scy_Anide: Think the guild name "Amazon" is taken?
theambivalentagender: What about Nsburg for the guild name
SgtBrink: Guild name suggestion: Reel Medium Salmon
Antimuffin: i actually really like the The Runners
djalternative: Idea: MMO but the combat is exclusively controlled by a DDR dance pad
CaptainSpam: Guild name: QWRP FM
Genderi: wow this really sure is a colonialism huh
Antimuffin: classic
Ritaspirithntr: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak ??
MyBuddySuperfly: classic gamer
Gnyrinn: Does anyone else find it a bit ghoulish of the developers to name a place Grenville?
AmberLampLight: Guild name Gobblegobblegobble?
Earthenone: well sicne you dident cast a spell last turn wearwolves are flipping
RandomTrivia: Ah, hi Jade!
sirspate: forgot to cast magic and now it's night
TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
djalternative: Guild Name: Secretly Minecraft
Easilycrazyhat: Rough retirement for Lambchop
Kiwijelly: Genderi don't worry! Everyone human died of a disease that's probably not our fault!
Kiwijelly: wait...
LordZarano: RE: Turkeys: Have you tried asking nicely?
Genderi: PrideLaugh
Mattmitchell45: @Gnyrinn I mean he was a prime minister
CaptainSpam: That is a lot of campfires.
Earthenone: eating turns on your health regen for a while, like 20 min or something
platinum_tarrasque: it aways good to have fiber in your diet?
Gnyrinn: @Mattmitchell45 And he got his name on another place. Where people died from corporate greed.
MechaXeno: Moonlight Mariners
djalternative: Guild Name: Turkey with a side of Fish
Pal_Friendpatine: Tannins are an astringent compound found in organics
RandomTrivia: Brief google-fu suggests that it might be about colouring clay materials
circusofkirkus: I still vote for Paul's Fan Club
code1300: Carrot milk
TherapyforNarwhals: Baby I hear the blues a-callin toss salad and scrambled eggs
CravenMonki: A Peacefull LRRld
TherapyforNarwhals: (that's nice)
floofynewf: Fysh
Raiger: Good ol' scrambled euler's constant
Kiwijelly: Joe's Pizza
TwitchTVsFrank: guild suggestion: Pisces Caterva
gualdhar: why not Brave New LRRLD or New LRRLD Order?
Kiwijelly: You can be the Original Joe's
Earthenone: guild name: The AngLRRs
Easilycrazyhat: Ye Olde Pizza Hut
MyBuddySuperfly: !quote name
LRRbot: Quote #3431: "disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex" —exploringusernamegalaxy [2016-09-17]
dweebert91: Carrot,carrot,milk?
djalternative: I'm down for the guild name just being a lunch order
MilkInBags: how about a Canadian classic: No Name
Antimuffin: Hole New LRRld, since James loves holes
Earthenone: are the roguh riders taken?
platinum_tarrasque: moonbase?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gimmic infringment
Antimuffin: how about Carrot Carrot Fish
Dread_Pirate_Westley: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
MegaDosX: That would have been hilarious, not gonna lie
obijam_: Gill Farmers
Earthenone: moonbase prime could be a good amazon joke
theambivalentagender: Serge's Fishing School
Kiwijelly: Land Sharks
Aarek: gib sword
El_Funko: Risky Fishness
Easilycrazyhat: Ichthyology Enthusiasts
Antimuffin: lol
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Lordofironstorm: How goes colonizing the world for Jeff Bezos?
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coldhands0802: I too have the hatred buff. But, honestly, I probably generate less threat.
Mattmitchell45: This Fish, This Fish
Kiwijelly: The Batcave
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AutobotTopper: Love you guys, never watch you live though... I'm off to the vods :P
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Earthenone: keep the tradition going "Your LRR guild" as the name?
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theambivalentagender: Pockets Full of Fish
Gnyrinn: Company name "Your Friendly Colonizing Cooperative"?
PixelBoshi: Fishin' the Moon
platinum_tarrasque: What about Your Goth as guild name?
Kiwijelly: I still like Reel Big Tadpoles
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote good name
LRRbot: Quote #2117: "Oh good! A named enemy!" —Alex [2016-03-17]
theambivalentagender: I mentioned Loading Ready World earlier
Ba_Dum_Tish: QWRPfm
circusofkirkus: Your Goth Guild
SCHLORMPH: Bait Mate Fish Friends
Pal_Friendpatine: Someone sniped my turkey?
SolFerrum: @Ba_Dum_Tish I hope they do more sometime
Mattmitchell45: Fish Fish bang bang
djalternative: Fish Fish Bang Bang is amazing
F1SHOR: marauder hustle
Jobot180: Fishless Fish
TheAinMAP: tqsBORK
theambivalentagender: Lrrauders
Jobot180: Steamed Clams
SCHLORMPH: Fish in the Night
pizzapartner: gfgh
theambivalentagender: Or Maraudlrrs
BrowneePoints: Fowl Play?
Earthenone: turkey on lefgt james
MechaXeno: Captain Gibs Fishery
djalternative: The Maltease Fish
MyBuddySuperfly: Daytime Turkeys
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: A side of fish sticks
djalternative: The Third Fish
Raiger: Hole-y Runners
djalternative: Gone with the Fish
SolFerrum: I like how they're making you cull these turkeys
Kiwijelly: Take it take it take it
F1SHOR: we meming now
Jobot180: Yay!
Earthenone: Simpsons jokes! the ture LRR tradition
circusofkirkus: "Simpson's Did It" the guild
SolFerrum: when they are obviously endangered
Kiwijelly: Memed Hams
Uberphish: Memed Clams
chuckyd0203: marauding badgers
SCHLORMPH: Streamed Hams
Earthenone: there is a turkey emblem
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MegaDosX: He's talking about in create company, not in the list of actual ones
Mattmitchell45: Overview?
MegaDosX: I suspect
circusofkirkus: Is there a Pig one?
SCHLORMPH: Streamed Hams .ttv
circusofkirkus: is there a Boar or Pig
niccus: how much unicode is allowed in the company name
charredspark: the turkey lurkers
MegaDosX: I like the one with the turkey and the fanned out tail feathers
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are the hamfathers
NotCainNorAbel: The raven is sweet
MegaDosX: The curkey!
SCHLORMPH: curked tooky
charredspark: mfw no hamburger icon
Earthenone: you have 5000 whatevers that needs 13000 whatevers
Jobot180: Curk Turkems
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bo turkems
Earthenone: blue for lrr?
Mattmitchell45: Aurora Borealis
circusofkirkus: PINK
circusofkirkus: yes
MegaDosX: Do you want it to look good or clash horribly?
MegaDosX: Because that will determine which colours you use :p
Jobot180: Pork-turkey
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adelius3: oh nice, hi james
Gnyrinn: Respect the rules of tincture, Ben!
Earthenone: skin wolves for sharp fangs
code1300: Wish we could see bens screen
adelius3: boulders
Aarek: boulders and iron probably
Zenelly: Iron
MegaDosX: Can we see the emblem?
Scy_Anide: You can mine a wolf.
DeM0nFiRe: "Your goth dad joined the company" LUL
Earthenone: your goth dad joined the company
Jobot180: For the Memes!
Antimuffin: Have we converged on a company name yet?
Easilycrazyhat: Maybe it's a friendly skull
MegaDosX: Oh wow.
laikagoat: fionaLOL
MegaDosX: I love it.
circusofkirkus: what a beaut
Jobot180: Perfection
Gnyrinn: Well done, Ben.
SolFerrum: Oh that's amazing
MegaDosX: Guvna
Juliamon: Governor Goth GamGam
adelius3: what server is lrr server
MegaDosX: Man, I'm getting EVE Online flashbacks
Earthenone: it sounds like midian but the spelling almost definitly wrong
Earthenone: faction is marauders
Boon_33: Thic wolf bro
adelius3: Im on Ys now but very well may transfer off when they allow. Cant deal with q. Did pvp with 100 of my closest friends tho, so that was fun to experience
Jobot180: Ben is literally invested
SolFerrum: use the LRR expense card :P
Easilycrazyhat: Bezzos: "Fuckin' gottem. Hehehehe"
Talin06: skin more things then
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adelius3: first dungeon around level 21
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LordZarano: That poor doggo
Uberphish: Do messages/friend invites work across worlds, even if actually joining companies does not?
Aarek: Welc?
Darleysam: Welc
Easilycrazyhat: Uh...that's really dumb...
Kiwijelly: still a few bugs, then
Easilycrazyhat: It was eating him first. It's only fair.
adelius3: what level you at @bengineering?
Goorguy: *waves hand* MMO
LordZarano: !updog
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Painfully_Dyslexic: Maybe it's my sense of humour but I just don't find Simpsons fun new or old
adelius3: sick man :)
Antimuffin: So what is our LRR guild name?
MegaDosX: Bye Serge!
NotCainNorAbel: Night Serge
F1SHOR: night serge
Earthenone: Steamed Hams
KWardJenx: Bye Serge
ContingentCat: it heard ylou
SolFerrum: *wave*
SolFerrum: I need to go to sleep myself, see y'all
Easilycrazyhat: You shouldn't eat green meat...
Kiwijelly: someone remind me, what is the standard size for a comic page?
adelius3: @Easilycrazyhat chimichurri sauce tho
niccus: are all the animals north american
kingofkings42: what server are we on?
LordZarano: @Easilycrazyhat You don't like green eggs and ham?
Earthenone: server name sounds like midian
Kiwijelly: @niccus so far, except for the dragonfish
adelius3: and like, the skeletons
ContingentCat: we have skelletons in N America
Easilycrazyhat: @adelius3 @LordZarano ok ok, but those are the only exceptions >.>
adelius3: adelius3 in shambles :(
ContingentCat: just not independent ambitory ones
Kiwijelly: @ContingentCat Sounds like someone's never been to Mardi Gras
ContingentCat: I've got a skelle in me right now
ContingentCat: @Kiwijelly indeed I haven'y
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrJAMES
F1SHOR: take care james
laikagoat: fionaLove lrrSHINE fionaLove
goombalax: only good vibes! take care!
F1SHOR: now we wait for the next streamer to take over 😂
ContingentCat: take care of yourrself James
AmberLampLight: hope you feel better soon
Kiwijelly: and that's when James found out this was actually an SAO scenario
lamina5432: Hope you feel better
CanPlayGames: Turns on James_LRR punch a chunk stream in the morning. Leave to do stuff. Come back to See James still Streaming but now I'm on a different channel. Science can't explain than
TherapyforNarwhals: Get better James!
Easilycrazyhat: Thanks for the stream! Seems neat.
CanPlayGames: I spoke too sonn
KWardJenx: We appreciate you. Thank you.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Hope you feel better soon
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
Phailhammer: cya :)
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin
ContingentCat: in person lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
Mandillio: LuvSign thanks for the stream LuvSign
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PharaohBender27: !venag
DeM0nFiRe: 🏜️ 🚌
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ContingentCat: thanks James et al
PharaohBender27: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
LordZarano: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 12 Nov 10:00 AM PST (43d, 15:57 from now)
NotCainNorAbel: Good Night
MyBuddySuperfly: thanks, James, everyone! <3
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream
Kiwijelly: good night all