Dr_Shandor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, in-person Canadian Highlander w/ Serge and Wheeler! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
djalternative: hola chat
Dr_Shandor: Sup
Fruan: I'm so hyped for Canlander
djalternative: I was just clearing out the new prime gaming loot and noticed a lot of wallace and grommit in the mix
djalternative: So, here's this in honor of all of that https://youtu.be/jtVKWioViRA
bogatyri: !doscord
bogatyri: !discord
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gnome_friend: !advice
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DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Caress the spider.
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #1951: "Spiders are a universal constant." —Alex [2016-02-23]
DeM0nFiRe: Caress the universal constant go tit
djalternative: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
DeM0nFiRe caresses lambda
Painfully_Dyslexic: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, in-person Canadian Highlander w/ Serge and Wheeler! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
djalternative: who will get the 0?
Diabore: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, in-person Canadian Highlander w/ Serge and Wheeler! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Taveena: s o o n
Diabore: *dab*
djalternative: conga rats
gnome_friend: geminitayIntenseDAB
YeetTheRich_: !last
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
ShaneLeeAtk: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
djalternative: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LarkSachrosis: vargVibe lrrSIG
lirazel64: Whee!
chronically_poor: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
laikagoat: zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin zoeyGoblin
F1SHOR: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
gnome_friend: lrrSIG
lirazel64: SO hyped for this!
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fhorrigan: Highlander HWFG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight Serge and Wheeler are celebrating the return of Canadian Highlander! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FApwCcIUUAQ-f78.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1444090103429681153
gnome_friend: !findquote serge
LRRbot: Quote #6532: "You can't account for Serge." —James [2019-10-30]
Ritaspirithntr: BLOOP!!!
Rootpotato: yoooo just got home from work in time
ShaneLeeAtk: Let's GGGGOOOOOOOO
sloreseeker: had to tune in for this one as soon as I knew the premise
YeetTheRich_: *clears throat*
YeetTheRich_: LET'S FCKIN GOOO
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fiech0: Paper highlander? so pumped for more of my fav format!!!
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Diabore: its been so long since theyve fought with paper
NavelWarfare: Heya friends!
YeetTheRich_: putting the paper back in fnpf
NavelWarfare: I come with more hugs!
gnome_friend: !findquote paper
LRRbot: Quote #3558: "Paper: the original flatscreen." —Beej [2016-10-11]
fiech0: no longer is it the fnnpf
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serramarkov: Ooh, hug me! Hug me!
NavelWarfare hugs @serramarkov
hd_dabnado: oh man you gotta love some Road Quest music
lirazel64: Highlander Quest!
djalternative hugs
hd_dabnado: as in, you have to love it no questions
ToastyLoaff: VoHiYo PogChamp
Dr_Shandor: Ill take a hug
YeetTheRich_: no not the road quest theme, my heart can only handle this much
JDMan94: I just recently went back through Road Quest, and man does it HOLD UP
serramarkov: Squeeal!!! Hugs @NavelWarfare just as nicely!
lithopseffect: *to the tune of 'Goldfinger'* Hiiiiiiigh-Landeeeer
NavelWarfare hugs @dr_shandor
LarkSachrosis: The Roadquest will continue until morale improves
zuchen_120: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I have many opinions about Peeps.
Dr_Shandor: Sweet
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Dr_Shandor
zuchen_120: btw I'm pumped for tonight.
ToastyLoaff: lrrHAM
lirazel64: @larksachrosis If only...
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Mirrorhead: We're heeeeeeeere
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Solid_Fuel: lrrSIG lrrSIG
lullelulle: FINALLY!
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YeetTheRich_: S O O N
LarkSachrosis: @lirazel64 If we give them enough money, then they'll have to. It's the law. (when it's safe)
Mirrorhead: where my muscle wizards at
sloreseeker: s o o n
fiech0: WE'RE HEEEERE!
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chronically_poor: WOOOO!
Fruan: Friday Night Paper Fight with actual literal paper! It's no longer a lie!
sloreseeker: NOW APPARENTLY
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gnome_friend: @Mirrorhead the coast
Pintyhet: s o o n
MurphEP: I'm SO excited!!!!
thraximore: paper canlander again, at long last
SnowbirdMike: Hello Everyone. I am looking for MTG Arena Anonymous? Is this the place?
CommunistBakery: lol I tuned in at the right moment
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ElektroTal: 58 but don't feel a day over 57
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MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Easilycrazyhat: You're theeeerrreee
lullelulle: ITS HAPPENING
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
F1SHOR: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ToastyLoaff: LUL
electra310: They're back!
Sibwow: battle of wits lets go
CommunistBakery: AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA YEEEAAAAYYYYYYYY
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LarkSachrosis: benginChamp
chronically_poor: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
YeetTheRich_: PAPER
cmdrzellgaudis: “HIS NAME IS YAGER!”
fiech0: I'm actually gonna cry!
espi: WOAH PERFECT TIMING !
ToastyLoaff: <3 <3 <3
Mirrorhead: real people in a real space
zuchen_120: btw, that table is hotness
nymistrya: wooooo!
KeladryJane: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
sloreseeker: PogChamp PogChamp
crowleyskitten: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
MurphEP: I can't express how glad I am to see Canlander back
simic_yeti: lrrSERGE_BW lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
natethefiendblooded: Lezzzz GOOOO!!
CommunistBakery: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
lithopseffect: FRIDIB GIGHT PEPPER FEET
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RegulusPratus: Paper is a trash medium, call me when you're rolling arena
electra310: Look at those decks :D
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
fiech0: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerY wheelerH
asthanius: THREE WHOLE HOURS
espi: HUMAN CONTACT
CommunistBakery: Look at those happy beans!
Renekfun: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
KeladryJane: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
queso_gaming: lrrWHEELER
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love beyond measure!!! <3
RainyMint: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MurphEP: We're rumblin and we're crumblin
tehfewl: wheelerY wheelerH
thraximore: I can hear it :D
fr8g2: YEES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES\
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chronically_poor: I'm Literally Crying
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
lullelulle: You're playing with these new "paper" cards, huh?
YeetTheRich_: wheelerY and I cannot stress this enough wheelerH
cmdrzellgaudis: “HIS NAME IS YAGER!!!”
NavelWarfare: @hexy_lexy lrrHEART
circusofkirkus: registering?
Lavashot449: Oh yeah, I have waited all year for this
Tantaburs: The three B's
nymistrya: Im excited, I discovered all the LRR Canlander content over the 'demic and now I get it live in person for the first time!
colinoclock: colino3PARTY colino3PARTY colino3PARTY colino3PARTY colino3PARTY colino3PARTY
F1SHOR: i think serge is excited sergeHeart
natethefiendblooded: Go ahead and cry Serg
Lavashot449: uwukar2ElliPog uwukar2ElliPog uwukar2ElliPog uwukar2ElliPog
gnome_friend: !card gargadon
LRRbot: Gargadon [5RR] | Creature — Beast [7/5] | Trample / Suspend 4—{1}{R}
RegulusPratus: Oh wow, buncha Canadians milling trees into consumer products, how novel
CommunistBakery: welcome @nymistrya!
DeM0nFiRe: Well hello medium gargodon, but what does the button say?
YeetTheRich_: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
hexy_lexy: Excited Serge is so beautiful! i love it so much!
ElektroTal: Serge is SO HAPPY
LarkSachrosis: The button says it in exactly that voice.
zuchen_120: Serge seems...hype, and I'm feeding off of it
gnome_friend: Patreon.com the bones of trees
lullelulle: Are you going to smell each individual card?
eye_h_bar: I am so excite
ElektroTal: and Happy Serge is Happy Life
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
hexy_lexy: LUL Wheeler
RegulusPratus: Hooray, digital realms
YeetTheRich_: DUAL drafting??
randombillfolds: Has the table claimed any blood yet today?
nymistrya: Big Thanks! @CommunistBakery Happy to be here
YeetTheRich_: that is unheard of
SnowbirdMike: Chaos?
James_LRR: Just wanna be clear. FNPF is not back entirely. Stuff like this we'll try and do more often, but you'll still see online FNPF going forward :)
colinoclock: nice
electra310: We will be happy for all the FNPF!
flouncy_magooo: @James_LRR Understandable. Have a great day.
CommunistBakery: @nymistrya Its such a lovely thing to see them so happy to be with eachother. it's so heartwarming
Hewdra: HI
Tantaburs: it would have been legal under the old 10 points per 100cards format
Hewdra: I'M LIVING FOR THIS
gnome_friend: !findquote team
LRRbot: Quote #842: "You can always hit your own team... WHITE PEOPLE!" —Alex [2015-10-13]
fiech0: Cheer1000 So gorsh darn happy right now!
fourtoedsloth: tieam
Gaz_L: playing the Magic of 3 men
djalternative: Wheeler didn't steal Serge's Fastbond?
espi: Teiam
MegaDosX: You should always be on your own team
zuchen_120: Hi James!
sloreseeker: teaim
mowdownjoe: teiam
QuietJay: Can't spell team with ME
Dog_of_Myth: iTeam
LarkSachrosis: Teami
Sibwow: there will be no tongue kissing
RegulusPratus: James is a human being! Yeah, I went there!
randombillfolds: Aye, matie.
hexy_lexy: "there is no i in team" yeah, but there is in WIN
Dr_Shandor: Rule of two
Mirrorhead: damn covid hasnt been fixed by canlander, sadness
electra310: No lickability scale this year
Fruan: Moderate excitement only
milkydeew: TEAM some say the I exists in the A
lullelulle: Are you guys quadrupel sleeved?
Orcanaught: Do your cards have masks tho?
YeetTheRich_: I WILL BE AS EXCITED AS I WANT
Dr_Shandor: Wheeler is confirmed sith
MurphEP: I am so ready
MegaDosX: Nah, I vote you vamp for a little while longer
F1SHOR: i am ready!
Darleysam: so you don't get to bite your opponent's commander to check it's authentic?
fiech0: time for fastbond to -1 right?
gnome_friend: Hovermyr?
RegulusPratus: I am taken to understand that James ingests nutrients and requires water to survive!
serramarkov: Seeing people excited to be together makes me weep with joy.
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fr8g2: words cannot describe my excitement for this turn 1
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
themaskedpeanut: 55555
thraximore: wheelerHub
Izandai: PrideLaugh The perfect start.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge CAN be a 5, but he chooses not to.
lirazel64: sergeHubris
SnowbirdMike: Being able to taunt and tease your opponent in person helps make this the game we love.
fourtoedsloth: that seems fun, let's just roll dice
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: mishra workshop into hovermyr
Izandai: Is there a Wheel of Fortune?
thraximore: oh YEAH Kreygasm
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters the battlefield tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Tantaburs: MP for Mox Peal
qegixar: Not Hovermyr?!
RegulusPratus: Wait what
ElektroTal: a mutual friend of ours just flew out to Victoria to hang out with the LRRiors, and i have never been so jealous
elah806: Imagine playing Boros Equipment and taking the draw just to mess with someone
mowdownjoe: KARI AND MONKE
Sibwow: foil
asthanius: Disrupting Shoal?
themaskedpeanut: That's Canlander, baby!
YeetTheRich_: monke time wheelerMonkey
gnome_friend: Oook ook
ElektroTal: Wheeler has Horse of Phil. easy mistake to make
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hexy_lexy: Kari Zev? i think you mean MONKE
thraximore: he's trying to figure out how to Force of Negation a creature spell LUL
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains |
ShaneLeeAtk: And the mund fames begun!
MegaDosX: You can tell he has a free counterspell because it held priority while Kari Zev was on the stack
RegulusPratus: "Force of Stifle"
eye_h_bar: It's a very pretty plateau
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
hexy_lexy: @ElektroTal LUL IM HOWLING
SnowbirdMike: Haha
ShaneLeeAtk: mind games, phone
gnome_friend: @ElektroTal so there's this horse in Victoria BC (British Columbia)
MurphEP: "The best ponder art"
Darleysam: Force of William, please
electra310: Force of Billy
Gaz_L: Wheeler plays Pact Of Negation, loses before his first draw step
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When Subtlety enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library. / Evoke—Exile a blue card from your hand.
RegulusPratus: Elan de Guillaume, s'il vous plait
asthanius: ooooh
LRRbot: The Royal Scions [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Will Rowan [5] | [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card. / [+1]: Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn. / [−8]: Draw four cards. When you do, The Royal Scions deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand.
thraximore: ROWAN
themaskedpeanut: Wheeler using Subtlety? Things really have changed.
YeetTheRich_: rowin healp
Rootpotato: Knowledge
sloreseeker: mmm a quest of mystery!
MegaDosX: Tajic is top confirmed
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters the battlefield tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: MONKE!
Dog_of_Myth: Ook Ook
Ukon_Cairns: seabatClap
electra310: OOK
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
gnome_friend: Ook ook
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
MegaDosX: Give banan
Dmc3628: he said the thing
sloreseeker: MONKE
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: MONKE
kestrelvalkyrie: Mmm... Monke.
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Renekfun: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerBanana wheelerBanana
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
MurphEP: wheelerMonkey
Gadora: Banana, then ook.
RegulusPratus: There goes Serge, not speaking seven languages
LarkSachrosis: vargDong
TheAmazingRayce: Ragavan has a name and you will respect him
thraximore: wheelerBanana wheelerMonkey
electra310: Ragavan has a name, and it is monke
YeetTheRich_: smash face first, then banan
LRRbot: Castle Embereth | Land | Castle Embereth enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Make. Him. Have. It.
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
Wonderdoc: rooSip
Izandai: PrideLaugh
asthanius: the red shock
LRRbot: Flooded Grove | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.
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LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As True-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player. / True-Name Nemesis has protection from the chosen player.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
dabudder: LMAO
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: welp
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahahahaha
MurphEP: Oh no
Dmc3628: called shots baby
MegaDosX: Serge why do you say these things.
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
eye_h_bar: Oh Serge
HetMasteen77: ahahahahahahaha
James_LRR: get wrecked nerd
Qvdv: clip it and ship it
kestrelvalkyrie: You spoke it into the world, Serge, now you face the consequences.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @asthanius Red Shock? That's Lightning Bolt, right?
Gaz_L: Names have power, Serge
sloreseeker: in real time
RegulusPratus: Serge, quick, give him a fake name!
karpma: he might still name himself
queso_gaming: Hubris
lithopseffect: RIP Serge, better luck next reincarnation
HetMasteen77: schrodingers merfolk
KeladryJane: wheelerH wheelerH
dumpsterfire: why did you say specifically true-name serge?
dabudder: highlight reel
YeetTheRich_: serge just had to challenge the universe
RegulusPratus: Then it's Fake-Name Nemesis
tarkes12: LUK
MegaDosX: This is why you need to be careful giving your true name out, chat
Izandai: On the plus side, Kari Zev still has menace.
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randombillfolds: Serge found a way to make Conjure work in paper.
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
YeetTheRich_: I never noticed true name is a merfolk ...
asthanius: @Dread_Pirate_Westley yeah, red is way better than red
djalternative: this is where interplanar brushwag would come in handy
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: MONKE party
mowdownjoe: MONKE
asthanius: mumkey
Fruan: double monkey
Dmc3628: Kari and actual Monke friend
kestrelvalkyrie: Ragavans?
LastCenturion: TWO Ragavans?!?!
sloreseeker: more monke
MegaDosX: I'm seeing double! Four Ragavans!
espi: always double monke
sloreseeker: random chimp event
Tantaburs: got monke over momke
philippekav: now there's 2 of them
gnome_friend: !findquote monkey
LRRbot: Quote #6341: "I live my monkey's paw one finger at a time." —Ian [2019-08-19]
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
lirazel64: Enough Monke, and we get Shakespeare!
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ElektroTal: i love that the mox still has the mp on the sleeve like he took it straight from the store case
MegaDosX: Wheeler just pulls out some scissors
RegulusPratus: Whoa, so handsy, TOS?
Night_xD: wait! legend rule D:
kestrelvalkyrie: The token's name is just Ragavan.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: As long as it's not One With Nothing, Serge should be fine.
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LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
nymistrya: RW equipment? No its just MONKE all the way down.
serramarkov: I was just thinking the same thing, Serge!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Huh. Didn't work for me.
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious monkey
HetMasteen77: "block the monkey" to the tune of "rock the kasbah" :O
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey_HF wheelerMonkey
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "DM, I eat the monkey"
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
Dmc3628: roll to see if the monkey ails you upon consumption
mowdownjoe: @HetMasteen77 I was more thinking "Shock the Monkey".
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @HetMasteen77 Not "Shock the Monkey"?
jackbikerr: @HetMasteen77 monkeeeee dont like it!. Block the monkay, block the monkay
NavelWarfare: @loadingreadyrun Not the strangest thing my players have done to a monkey
tehfewl: is that the same nettlecyst from the PPR?
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
DMGlol: he's been deceiving us all along
Dmc3628: welp we're in hidetsugu range
Izandai: Shouldn't Ben be at 12 life now?
zuchen_120: Did he lost like from the force?
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zuchen_120: lose
Izandai: Ah right.
blue_lore: I think Serge is excited about playing in person again xD
Izandai: ty
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Tantaburs: ahh vuvuzela's joot toot
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MegaDosX: And I thought Serge was playing the equipment deck.
YeetTheRich_: lrrJUDGECALL "my opponent is playing good cards"
LarkSachrosis: jit
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP Serge
DMGlol: when the boros equipment deck has less equipment than the blue green one avngrSadge
djalternative: Umezawa's La Jitte
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
asthanius: Manriki-gusari let's go
Dmc3628: Spell Snare
lion_byte: owo
ReyKira: force spikee
freshmaker__: one time no annul or whatever
chrisvonclause: Woah woah. Pack foil Jitte show some respect
gnome_friend: !findquote uwu
LRRbot: Quote #5771: "Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense." —Kathleen [2019-01-28]
LRRbot: Maul of the Skyclaves [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Maul of the Skyclaves enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike. / Equip {2}{W}{W}
YeetTheRich_: vroom
sloreseeker: hammertime
eye_h_bar: Vroom vroom
SnowBuddy18: the old trumble rumble
LoadingReadyRun: Skyclaves Outlet Mall
mowdownjoe: !card Concerted Defense
LRRbot: Concerted Defense [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1} plus an additional {1} for each creature in your party.
MegaDosX: Spell Pierce that came to party
Dmc3628: based on party and TNN is a rogue
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Venga Bus. And you may find yourself in a beautiful disco, with a beautiful party. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get from New York to San Francisco?"
LarkSachrosis: I play Maul in Brawl and I forget that it gives First Strike too, good card.
eye_h_bar: ceremonious rejection?
Topples7: was expecting manriki gusari
Dmc3628: can't ceremonious it maul's a white equipment
alpacalypsehs: Did he forget to pay a life for the force?
narset6691: alert, ben has lost subtlety
djalternative: @alpacalypsehs nope. he did
alpacalypsehs: Or is there lifegain I missed?
Chzbotodoom: Well, my video aspect of Twitch Mobile isn’t working so I’ll just say good luck with the card fights everyone.
eye_h_bar: @Dmc3628 right, thanks
redrumekki: 2 gained from the scooz, he lost the life from force
MegaDosX: How precisely does an ooze carry a jitte?
virgil82: Scooze has lifegain when it eats
Izandai: The stakes have never been lower, chat.
lirazel64: REL:AXED
thraximore: @MegaDosX by the handle, obv
asthanius: Sloppy play? From Wheeler and Serge? Never!
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
alpacalypsehs: Not complaining! Just curious
ElektroTal: this ain't a tournament, no one cares how you play. just jam and smile
ToastyLoaff: REL:axed
theovenbird: We got you Serge
YeetTheRich_: fast and loose is exactly how i like it
Gryff1n: @MegaDosX It uses it like a unicorn horn
MegaDosX: No, I demand perfect play! No mistakes or takebacks allowed!
nuthouse01: misplay?!? girldmCrime
Symphoneers: Enjoy these fast loose mana daddies dayKrablar
MegaDosX: @MegaDosX I like this answer better :p
ravenlord_xix: Fast, loose, and wholesome
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
Loonatic93: This ain't no tournament, this ain't no disco, this is fooling around!
Fire_Summoner: Just here for a good time
sweg_leaps: cheer500 Not going to lie, finding out that paper Canadian Highlander is happening right now turned a pretty bummer day into a perfect evening. Thanks for being amazing!
MegaDosX: Too bad Tajic doesn't protect himself
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey
Loonatic93: Wouldn't have mattered, it wasn't damage.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART In-person Canlander benginHype
MegaDosX: !card umezawa's jitte
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
thraximore: wheelerGuts ?
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
MegaDosX: Ah.
Spacecarl: Block! That! Monkey!
MegaDosX: Yeah I'm not super familiar with Jitte, funnily enough :p
Dmc3628: temporal mastery?
azbyd: ohh yes my favorite of the formats lets goo
MaybeProbablyNotABot: wheelerGuts
tehfewl: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerMonkey wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Izandai: "Not dead to Berserk" has been called.
Tantaburs: become immense is lethal
YeetTheRich_: @MegaDosX It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
azbyd: how much did i miss, is this the first round?
YeetTheRich_: uhh
MegaDosX: Serge somehow mills Wheeler for 1 in RW
RandomTrivia: Deckalanche!
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Izandai: PrideLaugh
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGECALL
lion_byte: lrrJUDGECALL
belgo1: holding his what?
YeetTheRich_: FootYellow
Serpens77: apparently the "fast and loose" Serge mentioned earlier also extends to cutting the deck
MegaDosX: Bolt off the top?
YeetTheRich_: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
alikaoz: Twitch never told me this was on and I'm miffed
ReyKira: did serge draw?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Just need Halvar >_>
corpocracy: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
JokerBoney: yes @reykira
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espi: Serge even forgot how to tap cards 15 degrees
Mirrorhead: lrrHERE
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tehfewl: ive been told, 1 is not none
MegaDosX: Serge woke up and chose violence
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
nuthouse01: but menace!?
dabudder: trans rights serge
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR at death
RandomTrivia: First Strike + Menace is a "no no, I'm REALLY hard to block" text box
nuthouse01: wait, nevermind, ignore me
LRRbot: Yavimaya Coast | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
MegaDosX: @nuthouse01 The monkey doesn't have menace, only Kari does, and she only has 1 power
ReyKira: needs more gutshot
zuchen_120: did wheeler ever pay the 1 life from force btw?
heckengine: oo tap that for a green mana
Easilycrazyhat: RIP
Izandai: Shouldn't've attacked.
DeM0nFiRe: Close game gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
MegaDosX: Serge manifesting that True Name into Wheeler's hand was a bit of a mistake, huh? :p
YeetTheRich_: turns out scooze and jitte are pretty good cards
HetMasteen77: this is my favourite type of magic. being played by the best people is the smoothest gravy
grimshade: if i recall wheeler is well known to hate scooze
Tantaburs: you were blinded by the monke
Izandai: Never make the meme play.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: If there's a hole, jump down it.
heckengine: @MegaDosX manifest goes onto the battlefield not hand :P
Spacecarl: killed by the monke
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
RandomTrivia: Ahem, ALWAYS make the meme play
espi: is the meme play is wrong why even play?
MegaDosX: @heckengine Listen here, you.
HetMasteen77: Serge misses his Mum :(
hymntothoth: Its really hard for aggro to win through jitte and true name.
superdude097: She
MegaDosX: Tajic was really on the trampoline that game
Diabore: tajic was in the bouncy castle
alikaoz: I can't believe they made the N100 characters into 3d
EquisC: it's like that sick rip
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
freshmaker__: not saying this is the "optimal line" or whatever, but i wonder if you're meant to sac ranger cpt at some point. i honestly dont know.
fiech0: if wheeler got become immense with mystical tutor, that was lethal right?
RandomTrivia: It's on his drivers license and everything
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Loonatic93: International QUADbunal!
tehfewl: if its not from the back streets its just sparkling boy band
espi: Always keep 1 backstreet between each boy, minimum
MegaDosX: True Name definitely seems tough to deal with in 1vs1 Magic
asthanius: Love Fog Bank that deals damage
RandomTrivia: @tehfewl sergeJustRight
Tantaburs: I believe the internation legal definition of a Backstreet is based on how much they can "Rock Their Bodies"
YeetTheRich_: that scene in monty python and the holy grail with tajic when he arrives he instantly gets stabbed by the guards
JokerBoney: correct @fiech0
MegaDosX: Do we have decklists or no?
RandomTrivia: Let's find out
RandomTrivia: !decklists
ReyKira: so we are expecting between what 6 and 9 games of magic
RandomTrivia: Yes we do!
MegaDosX: Well that's a wall of text
MegaDosX: Thanks @RandomTrivia
RandomTrivia: Tappedout links are a mess
gnome_friend: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #5919: "I was distracted by my egg child." —Serge [2019-03-16]
RandomTrivia: But not because they're long, but because they are the literal name of the deck
hexy_lexy: if you take someones Tarmogoyf and attack them with it, is that KARMAgoyf? :p
Loonatic93: Embercleave, while it doesn't kill TNN does deal with the issue it creates quite well.
hymntothoth: Its true name is less annoying with each good boardwipe they print, then again board wipes only show up in a handful of decks.
noSmokeFire: I still don't know what a sorensen deck is trying to do. is it just UG tempo?
RandomTrivia: @hexy_lexy I believe that's Deflecting Palm :p
Solid_Fuel: yes!
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty
Pharmacistjudge: I miss playing canlander right now
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Sogheim: it feels like I lost two years
Pharmacistjudge: like really really miss it right now
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Mudd_II: 24 months that's.... eh whatever
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F1SHOR: its great backround noise to new world :)
Hewdra: God I'm honestly so happy about this
grimshade: im having a good time serge
freshmaker__: doing well thank you. :) im so pleased about seeing paper magic.
Hewdra: loving every moment
ManOCatherby: make sure its in attack postion wheeler
musty_smell: Can never complain about Wheller beating Serge Kappa
Hewdra: wheelerMuldp <3
Sogheim: please, oh God, please tell a "Powerful Magic" story at some point
synd1nor: This is a great time!
KakuEpsilon: Serge and Wheeler, live on camera, playing the best format out there? What more could I want?
Loonatic93: You know what deals with TNN really well? The green version... QUESTING BEAST!!!!!!!
JokerBoney: this is real and it's a lot to take in honestly
Tregelen: new?
hymntothoth: I'm so glad I'm actually watching live for once!
emily_t_g5: reheating chicken and waffles watching paper canlander? doesn't get better than that
noSmokeFire: thanks, Paul!
KakuEpsilon: sergeJustRight
ReyKira: So is there Poutine on the line?
lullelulle: delver in legacy is kinda close, right?
sivakrytos: there's some old like, turbo-grow decks like sorenson aren't there?
hymntothoth: There's also that giant from Eldrain that turns off damage prevention. TNN goes away real quick after that.
asthanius: "Serge, please. Paul and I are having a conversation"
RandomTrivia: It's somewhat similar to Miracle Gro style decks
LarkSachrosis: No no, I'm intrigued
IntegralHamster: not simic flash from standard?
Loonatic93: @hymntothoth Good point! I just don't play red, so I tend to forget him.
HetMasteen77: My Dinner With Paul - 2021 - starring Ben Wheeler
asthanius: Magic players are bottoms, confirmed
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DMGlol: who needs fetches
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
RandomTrivia: Ohhh, they're playing Unified too? Cool.
mowdownjoe: MONKE
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
RandomTrivia: I love the restrictions of Unified constructed
IntegralHamster: oof
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey
josh___something: ook
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
sloreseeker: RETURN TO MONKE
freshmaker__: ohhh unified.. i missed the start of the stream. thats very interesting.
reaper_josh: MMMMMM. MONKEY.
PigmyWurm: sorry what are these unified rules?
RandomTrivia: Old and Busted vs. New Hotness!
Qvdv: the correct answer is probably Darcy
hymntothoth: Ah Ragavan... $90 to play mono red now.
thraximore: @RandomTrivia Old and Busted versus New Degeneracy
llahsram555: you can quite literally play delver in every format now
A_Dub888: If you value your monkee, set it free
NavelWarfare: @pigmywurm Only one copy of any nonbasic across all three decks
Pharmacistjudge: delver is pretty messed up too
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
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MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown
hymntothoth: Or well, 90 to play him in Canlander. More if you want him in other constructed formats.
gnome_friend: Is it good?
llahsram555: omg it's another card ruining modern
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LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
PigmyWurm: @navelwarfare they each brought thee?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Loonatic93: Delver of Secrets is in Standard?
NavelWarfare: @pigmywurm Yep!
k0nfusius: ZeDonkenWerbel
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Yeah, got printed in Midnight Hunt
RandomTrivia: Opening 7 in a singleton format :D
albatros064: wonderful timing there. i sneezed, and serge immediately said "bless you"
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
Paranundrox: and reveal a land :P
mowdownjoe: Blind flip Delvers tilt me in Historic.
LRRbot: Insectile Aberration (front: Delver of Secrets) | Creature — Human Insect [3/2] | Flying
Pharmacistjudge: vapourwave snag
reaper_josh: Delver + Brainstorm? What is this, Historic? LUL
asthanius: we get it, you vapor snag
A_Dub888: !card vaporsnagwowee
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: @reaper_josh lrrWOW
Loonatic93: @MegaDosX I guess I haven't seen it yet. But I mostly play Historic Brawl. So that could be the issue.
noSmokeFire: now that's what I call vapor snag
mowdownjoe: @reaper_josh Brainstorm is banned in Historic. Well, suspended, but it's not coming off.
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DarkMorford: @reaper_josh That's fine, nobody ever played it right anyway. Kappa
YeetTheRich_: please find colossal hammer
MegaDosX: OK so Serge's hand has some spice in it too
reaper_josh: I feel like it might be Hammer time soon.
MegaDosX: !card colossus hammer
LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
YeetTheRich_: colossus actually yeah
YeetTheRich_: you right ben
MegaDosX: !card vapor snag
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
tehfewl: spear is bangin
RandomTrivia: Spear is so good for racing
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
MegaDosX: Shadowspear is a sneakily good equpiment, because so many people forget about its activated ability
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
RandomTrivia: OOFA
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: yare yare daze
reaper_josh: LUL
reaper_josh: oofa and/or doofa
thraximore: lrrGREED
RandomTrivia: Knight of the White Orchid?!
superdude097: !card Yare
LRRbot: Yare [2W] | Instant | Target creature defending player controls gets +3/+0 until end of turn. That creature can block up to two additional creatures this turn.
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Arena doesn't let you forget the ability.
Dmc3628: Yare is an actual card??
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revjakenash: Canlander is back!
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LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
zuchen_120: POWERFUL magic
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YeetTheRich_: monke on monke violence?
Izandai: Hooting Mandrills?
gnome_friend: First fight, then banana
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
djalternative: you can't get kogla off one mana
reaper_josh: Hello)
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corpocracy: Uktabi orangutan?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Ukon_Cairns: gotta be the mandrils
surtur15: treetop village?
LRRbot: Hooting Mandrills [5G] | Creature — Ape [4/4] | Delve / Trample
Izandai: Called it
reaper_josh: MORE MONKEEEEE
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
tehfewl: wheelerMonkey wheelerBanana wheelerMonkey wheelerBanana
josh___something: Monke
hymntothoth: Hoot Hoot Motherf*ckers!
sloreseeker: monkeeeee
reaper_josh: Inb4 Kogla
YeetTheRich_: wait that's not a monke, that's an APE
Ukon_Cairns: seabatClap
qegixar: Hoothoot is a card I haven't seen in a good long while.
gnome_friend: I wish that the mandrills were errataed to be monkeys since that's what they are instead of staying apes
owmacohe: Technically an ape
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
Dr_Shandor: Ape
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
MegaDosX: !card city of traitors
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
gnome_friend: Technically in MTG an ape, but technically in real life a monkey
RandomTrivia: Looty Scooty Flighty Tooty!
gnome_friend: Mandrills and drills are related to baboons, mangabeys, and macaques
Ildor: God I've missed this. I love you all.
Izandai: Daze is 1/100. Seems like a fine line to me.
RandomTrivia: Sounds right to us Serge
LRRbot: Abundant Harvest [G] | Sorcery | Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
reaper_josh: Can we take a hot second to appreciate paper magic? VirtualHug
tehfewl: rooty tooty point and looty
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters the battlefield or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
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MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
hymntothoth: Welp.
MegaDosX: Man I don't miss Uro
sloreseeker: hurk-
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
reaper_josh: Uro?! WutFace
RandomTrivia: @reaper_josh Oh we're taking a hot 3 hours tonight friend
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f_tan_theta: those are nice plains
TheWarbo: Mandrills of Agony?
BrowneePoints: Serge! You can't just ask people about their Big Monkeys!
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
RandomTrivia: That seems perfectly fine...
MangoAndKiwi: PogChamp uro
hexy_lexy: 4/4 trample for a single green seems good :p
tehfewl: footed woothills
reaper_josh: Uro - just the start of "2020 green cards"
RyantheLion42: @hexy_lexy it was actually 2 mana
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
RandomTrivia: 2020 Green cards began 6 months before Uro, with Veil of Summer
hymntothoth: Did we ever get a reason why green and Simic cards were so busted in 2020?
gnome_friend: ROWAN
Bugberry: The worst thing about Uro is it made everyone call every UG legend after it broken.
RandomTrivia: Technically Nissa, who Shakes was before even that
Izandai: Wren and Six
Robot_Bones: Ah so Temurenson
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Izandai: Sac your City, Serge.
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MrGhigo: city
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
MrBurrito: judge!
Hurtrax4: city of traitors is gone
Qvdv: judge!
Spleeniop22: Im confused...
blue_lore: Serge read city of traitors please
MrBurrito: cheats
hexy_lexy: serge, your city!
IntegralHamster: doesn't the city go away?
Spleeniop22: Oh I see now
SrMuskrat: I like how the new cards are 2 years old and rotated out of standard
Bugberry: @hymntothoth UG sucked in most formats before 2019.
philippekav: apparently Eldraine is new
MegaDosX: !card oko, thief of crowns
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Durzo_Blint_: I love how in eternal formats a Gorilla Titan is just unbeatable
HawkedMatter: Yeah City should be sacced?
RandomTrivia: @thraximore You can, but it doesn't stop it
MegaDosX: @thraximore He could, but it's only activated abilities
NavelWarfare: !card city of traitors
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
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LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
Hurtrax4: @thraximore I believe Uro is a alternative cast, not a ability
blue_lore: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
RandomTrivia: Well said Serge
Mimic_SSB: Borborygmos gambit there by wheeler
Izandai: @LoadingReadyRun Serge needs to sacrifice his City of Traitors.
thraximore: Oh is that because Escape is a /cast/?
MegaDosX: Yeah
garblefarble1: um
YeetTheRich_: Visionen nach Serumsgenuss is a really silly name
RandomTrivia: Escape is an alternative casting cost, yes
tehfewl: isn't the loot not a may?
Serpens77: curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal!
RandomTrivia: !card smuggler's copter
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
MegaDosX: I mean, if you're playing against a UG opponent in 1vs1, naming Oko with an effect like that is probably a safe bet
RandomTrivia: Loot is a may
tehfewl: oh, nvm
Izandai: Draw a card off the SErum Visions.
tehfewl: ive never seen someone not loot
Izandai: Oh wait that
djalternative: They're roommates
Izandai: Draw first, nvm
MegaDosX: Oko was a gigantic mistake of a card >_>
Durzo_Blint_: Serge is confusing his Standard breaking 1UG mythics
SpaceVelociraptor: I thought the robber was face down exile
dabudder: God oko is so hot
reaper_josh: For the record, against UG, I'd almost certainly blind name Oko too.
LRRbot: Flooded Grove | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.
MegaDosX: Also imagine if Serge fell for Wheeler's bluff and named Oko the Trickster :p
lirazel64: I'd make an Elk noise, but who knows what they sound like?
RandomTrivia: "Casting that gives me gas" - Serge Yager, 2021
gnome_friend: !card bellowing elk
LRRbot: Bellowing Elk [3G] | Creature — Elk [4/2] | As long as you had another creature enter the battlefield under your control this turn, Bellowing Elk has trample and indestructible.
BrowneePoints: Elks bugle
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: it sounds kinda like a whistle
BrowneePoints: it's very loud
gnome_friend: Bugler Elk
Izandai: Steppe Mom
copaceticcleric: does this boardstate make uro the blowfish?
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When Subtlety enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library. / Evoke—Exile a blue card from your hand.
YeetTheRich_: giver of moms?
gnome_friend: Although in Magic, "elk" refers to basically any deer
gnome_friend: Rather than just Alces in Europe and Cervus in America
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Spleeniop22: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: On the plus side, Wheeler's one off being able to Escape Uro
Tantaburs: as subtle as a tidal wave Kappa
hymntothoth: @MegaDosX Yeah, Uro was very good but Oko was just a straight up problem.
tehfewl: venser wasn't good enough, had to make it free and 3/3 flyer
resistentialism: it's not subtle, it's subtlety
Bugberry: Guile is a giant bird/elemental creature too.
Durzo_Blint_: I wonder what the artwork for "Irony" looks like
InfiniTokens: Better to live and loot another day
reaper_josh: "It's called Subtlety. So your art direction is to make it an ENORMOUS ELEMENTAL."
luke1x: this feels like we just slammed eldraine and mh2 together
Izandai: Also playing one of Wheeler's cards lets him play Uro.
zacharyisom: HOLY CRAP CANLANDER!
Gaz_L: Is Oko in the running for 'fastest from printing to being banned in Legacy'?
Bugberry: It is subtle in that it blends in with the environment a bit.
RandomTrivia: @Gaz_L I'm pretty sure it has that.
IntegralHamster: what are you crewing with
Dmc3628: i thought treasure cruise had that
Durzo_Blint_: was Lurrus day one banned in Legacy?
zacharyisom: @Gaz_L underworld breach is prob the winner
MegaDosX: I'd cackle if Serge hit Oko off Wheeler's deck
resistentialism: not day one, but quick
Gaz_L: Lurrus got unbanned, i think?
fugatlas: @luke1x welcome to eternal formats
Spleeniop22: Im team Serge here
reaper_josh: Please God let Serge hit Oko with Robber. LUL
martypunker: Could even be a boat.
Izandai: It could even be a Bolt!
MegaDosX: !card phyrexian revoker
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
Dr_Shandor: Pay attention people
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
RandomTrivia: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
resistentialism: the spell weasel was day -1 banned in commander
mowdownjoe: @martypunker You know how much we wanted one of those!
Bugberry: Unfortunely you can't cycle the bird because it's not in your hand.
gnome_friend: Why is it called an idiot though?
RandomTrivia: @resistentialism Excuse you, Lutri is an *Otter* thank you very much :p
Izandai: And now Serge dies to an Unsummon.
fugatlas: @gnome_friend because it makes you feel like an idiot
Dmc3628: BERSERK
Izandai: Or Berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Spleeniop22: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Izandai: That works too.
RandomTrivia: YASSSS
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
tehfewl: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
TheWarbo: cracky-backy?
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ますおー: good to be back babyyy
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MaybeProbablyNotABot: wheelerGuts
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
corpocracy: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Spleeniop22: hahaha typical
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: Never look!
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
MegaDosX: This is why you never look!
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
hymntothoth: Never look surge
Cavemanhar: wrenn and six hundred dollars
qegixar: clip that
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Dmc3628: CLIP
reaper_josh: Never look Serge!
solfe_ryna: Never look !
thegrayarbiter: Never Look!
Sibwow: about 1/80
Kumakaori: poor serge XD.
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: the monkey paw curved perfectly
Izandai: NEVER EVER LOOK
f_tan_theta: never look.
dabudder: scrodingers topdeck
BrowneePoints: Serge collapsed the wave function
Izandai: Unless you're on a comedy show.
Fruan: Never look.
F1SHOR: "play to your outs not wheelers" :P
Izandai: Because that's fucking hilarious.
TheFreak013: NEVER. LOOK.
JPattemore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
MegaDosX: I think Serge's decision in the moment was a fine one
zuchen_120: I'm definitely going to need to look at see if wheeler paid 1 life for his force in game 1.
MegaDosX: It's hilarious that he missed out on Swords though
ambiance_minis: I'm in an ad right now so I don't know what's happening, but yeah never look.
Mimic_SSB: I feel like he could play back with the ground dorks and maybe even scooter but maybe you just lose to Uro then
SpaceVelociraptor: yeah, you had what a 4 in like 85 chance?
Izandai: If you have Swords you just Swords the Berserk target.
hymntothoth: Good choice on the Swords are though!
RandomTrivia: !break
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YeetTheRich_: wheelerY wheelerH
heckengine: i mena robber has reach if thats relevant
Diabore: is wheeler gonna 6-0 serge?
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS
corpocracy: Wheeler ALWAYS has Berserk
Izandai: God I love this song.
qegixar: lrrSHINE
reaper_josh: Goodnight from the UK! 2am means Bedtime for me. See y'all later!
kestrelvalkyrie: How have I never heard this mix before? It absolutely bangs!
MegaDosX: I'm kinda sad Serge didn't hit Oko with the Robber, because that would have been hilarious
Dr_Shandor: Peace
gnome_friend: !bgc
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electra310: What if the LRR ringtone, but it slapped?
djalternative: @Diabore maybe even 7-0 if they do the bonus 3stack wackadoo at the end
Izandai: !card phyrexian revoker
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
gnome_friend takes myself out to the ballgame
Izandai: Yeah, symmetrical.
CasperFree: Did I only miss one round?
MegaDosX: Yeah the Revoker would have meant it wouldn't have been super helpful, but it would have been hilarious as hell
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Izandai: lrrHEART
MrUglama: dang, those voices chanting in the background are on fire
MegaDosX: Also how have I not heard this particular track before? This epic mix is amazing!
Solid_Fuel: lrrHEART
theovenbird: @CasperFree They played two games, same decks, now on to different decks
MegaDosX: I need that song name
Durzo_Blint_: that whole sequence just fit into a 1m clip
gnome_friend: I believe it's LoadingReadyRemix from desert bus 5? 6?
gnome_friend: not quite sure
CasperFree: Ok cool. I'll have to catch the VOD later. Thanks @theovenbird
ihlendrax: LoadingReadyRock [DB6]
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my Secret, I always have reach.
gnome_friend: ^ what ihlendrax said
gnome_friend: Wait, LRRbot has REACH!?!?
CasperFree: I need to get my friends into Proxy CanLander
CasperFree: I love this gameplay
ihlendrax: Oh for the love of…Twitch why are you like this? I just got done with ads.. I don’t need the same ads again. *shakes fists*
lirazel64: @casperfree I know! So different from Commander.
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Grady: Woooo
lirazel64: There, that sluice fix it.
zacharyisom: Greg Hatch.DEK
CasperFree: Plus I want a format where I can do mean things like mind twist of hymn to tourach while still having that "random" commander feel
MrBurrito: Does this mean we're gonna get in person N100 as well?
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freshmaker__: whoooa martyr proc singleton. big pog
Grady: OMG! tysm <3 @Solid_Fuel
ihlendrax: Aww @lirazel64…thank you. You didn’t need to do that…but I appreciate it.
zacharyisom: GREGHATCH.DEK
lirazel64: Np, @ihlendrax
tehfewl: i played martyr tron back in the day
Pharmacistjudge: I love how Demon Stompy somehow needs no explanation
tehfewl: it was fun
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Mangledpixel: boop
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fourtoedsloth: highlight of the match
jolos_tired_pilgram: I’m usually on YouTube but I’m here tonight and so excited
gnome_friend: Gambling? I'm in!
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Durzo_Blint_: @zacharyisom the greatest legacy match ever played
qegixar: That's not how raising works, Serge
Izandai: This is why you always do even odd
lirazel64: Twitch ads are a colossal pain.
zacharyisom: @zacharyisom agree
DeM0nFiRe: lol
Izandai: PrideLaugh Unless you're doing a comedy show.
Sibwow: is that a citadel in wheelers deck
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Soul's Attendant [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Bygone Bishop [2W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate.
freshmaker__: martyr proc wants to reveal their white cards anyway. its fine
LRRbot: Order of Whiteclay [1WW] | Creature — Kithkin Cleric [1/4] | {1}{W}{W}, {Q}: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
asthanius: HELL YEAH
MrBurrito: what is it in German?
BrowneePoints: Order of Whiteclay!
zacharyisom: JUDGE
RandomTrivia: Look at that pringle!
MegaDosX: Wait /untap/?!?
Fistacles: the pringle special
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX Yep. Shadowmoor had Untap
DeM0nFiRe: I have never even seen that symbol before
NUTSOFODEN: happy to see the Whiteclay stay tho!
MegaDosX: What a bizarre card
narset6691: untap was a weird mechanic
TheFreak013: Good ol foils. KEKW
BrowneePoints: Shadowmoor/Eventide had Untap symbols like Pilli-Palla
zuchen_120: bent cards make me think of forceful shuffling which makes me thing of Liam. I wonder how he's doing.
Fistacles: untap was only in shadowmoore yeah
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
Fistacles: right?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Holy shit
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RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
electra310: Sing the song!
RandomTrivia: OOFA#
MegaDosX: Serge really woke up and chose violence
CasperFree: I love this song
hymntothoth: Surge and I have similar opinions on card art.
Wonderdoc: johnstoneOof
SirShaken: Demon Stompy? That's a lot of hand attack for a stompy deck
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
RandomTrivia: That's a pretty nice hit
F1SHOR: get him serge!
Sibwow: sponsels judgment
MurphEP: Mono hand attack
gnome_friend: #sponsoled
Durzo_Blint_: I hope Serge hits him with a Mind Twist next
F1SHOR: this is just my favourite thing in magic - do nothing but make op discard
circusofkirkus: SirShaken demons cost a lot, gotta do something the first few turns
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
MegaDosX: Thoughtseize?
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When Woe Strider enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT
RandomTrivia: benginTry
fourtoedsloth: tratonday zalonday
gnome_friend: !findquote goat
LRRbot: Quote #1158: "We're going to put a goat on a horse, and then put Ulamog on the whole thing! It's like a turducken!" —Cameron [2015-11-26]
RandomTrivia: lrrGOAT
Fruan: Woah, Strider
zuchen_120: "Schreitendes Elend "
qegixar: lrrGOAT
asthanius: Kai Budde
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Indatha Triome | Land — Plains Swamp Forest | Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
BrowneePoints: got em
MegaDosX: Google Translate says that translates roughly to "progressive misery", which sounds about right
Tregelen: wheelerPog
saltysandyhs: i laughed, ben, i laughed
ContingentCat: well it's seasonal
RandomTrivia: I love them, it's perfect
Grady: Goat of all time, got it
YeetTheRich_: shry t end es eh land
josh___something: It's a good goat bront
electra310: Best goat ever
TheWarbo: chat liked that spelling
A_Dub888: That doesn't look like Chris Jericho
lirazel64: Goats look more like demons than goats.
Boon_33: lrrGOAT goat first
MegaDosX: Someone call Matt!
RandomTrivia: Welp
MurphEP: Everytime
fourtoedsloth: spiteful
DeM0nFiRe: I mean that's just bad manners Kappa
zacharyisom: An fine Aoli
electra310: Serge chose violence
Izandai: That's what you get for playing with fresh sleeves, Wheeler.
jamiewisdom74: that goat is goated
InfiniTokens: Serge's got some OG tokens
LRRbot: Bygone Bishop [2W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate.
yuristylez: That was no German! What mede them think it was German? Their ignorance of other languages?
LRRbot: Nezumi Graverobber [1B] (flip: Nighteyes the Desecrator) | Creature — Rat Rogue [2/1] | {1}{B}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If no cards are in that graveyard, flip Nezumi Graverobber.
MaybeProbablyNotABot: Pog
qegixar: That's not the graveyard one, Serge
Fistacles: one of my favorite kamigawa cards
BrowneePoints: Nighteyes is such a good card
MegaDosX: Serge definitely telekinetically knocked over Wheeler's deck there
belgo1: wow serge
f_tan_theta: seems like a game loss for unsportsmanlike conduct for serge
ElfLawyer: I'm mad I missed the first hour of this
Fistacles: theres always the vod!
electra310: You will definitely want to watch the VOD :D
BrowneePoints: Well I'm mad that you're mad that you missed the first hour of this
LRRbot: Order of Whiteclay [1WW] | Creature — Kithkin Cleric [1/4] | {1}{W}{W}, {Q}: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
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ElfLawyer: I'm glad I was able to catch some of it, tho
zacharyisom: Order of Whitchip
RandomTrivia: !quote 7769
LRRbot: Quote #7769: "Sometimes the inside thought needs to stay on the inside." —Adam [2021-09-12]
MegaDosX: That card is so weird to me
Izandai: Lorwyn was weird.
BrowneePoints: Untap was great. Loved it
Grady: RIP to the greatest of all time 🙏
zacharyisom: SOR REE
thraximore: it has menace
thraximore: right?
LRRbot: Nezumi Graverobber [1B] (flip: Nighteyes the Desecrator) | Creature — Rat Rogue [2/1] | {1}{B}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If no cards are in that graveyard, flip Nezumi Graverobber.
Dr_Shandor: I am so ready for Shadows over Innastrad on arena
gnome_friend: !card nighteyes
LRRbot: Nighteyes the Desecrator (unflip: Nezumi Graverobber) | Legendary Creature — Rat Wizard [4/2] | {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
thraximore: nope I misremembered
zacharyisom: Rat Wizard is a damn good creature typing
F1SHOR: I'm glad they don't do flip cards like that anymore
Izandai: ^
MegaDosX: I feel like it suddenly becoming a 0-drop would be weird from a rules perspective
gnome_friend: No Kaldheim?
BrowneePoints: No Kaldheim!? Shame
Taveena: I was about to say...
s0lesurviv0r: mixed lands clzStress
Izandai: @MegaDosX That's how double-faced cards used to work.
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX I mean, that used to be transform cards
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
f_tan_theta: I really disliked the art for the kaldheim snow swamps
MegaDosX: Wait really?
BrowneePoints: Ratchet Bomb was REAL good against transform
MegaDosX: Old Magic was /weird/
resistentialism: hate marsh flats
LRRbot: Auriok Champion [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Protection from black and from red / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
zacharyisom: lol, pro black card.
Fistacles: ayyyyyyy auriok
BrowneePoints: It's a Soul Sister with upside!
Fistacles: Soul Sister's $40 older sister
circusofkirkus: says the turn 2 Hymn player
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Yep, until Shadows Over Innistrad, the back face of double-faced cards had a CMC of zero, because they don't have a visible mana cost/
Fistacles: (well, 25, but still)
DeM0nFiRe: He also only included True Name because he knew he was gonna play against an opponent smh
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @DeM0nFiRe
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
gnome_friend: !venga
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zacharyisom: Where my demons at?
Grady: Ahhh, the ol' board stall - classic gradAyy
maxthefourth: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:06.
freshmaker__: maybe they didn't turn up to party because you called them stupid?
RandomTrivia: LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
circusofkirkus: YES THE HATRED
Spleeniop22: LUL
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
deathjavu: betrayed by demons? who could have seen this coming?
ElfLawyer: so how is everyone doing tonight?
zacharyisom: HUGE PUNT
Phailhammer: The Demons are still too busy celebrating their AFL Grand Final win last weekend. lrrBEEJ
asthanius: Because Serge said it was a bad card
TwitchTVsFrank: ^
gnome_friend: !card hatred
LRRbot: Hatred [3BB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Hatred [3BB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: Hatred has the BEST flavor Text
zacharyisom: You about to Exo-dis game when you draw hatred.
matthaus_c: Canlander is back? :O
LRRbot: Tectonic Edge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Tectonic Edge: Destroy target nonbasic land. Activate only if an opponent controls four or more lands.
tehfewl: jimmy cracks clue, and i don't care
lirazel64: @matthaus_c It is!
BrowneePoints: "I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough." —Greven il-Vec, to Gerrard
zacharyisom: Need that Dust Bowl
gnome_friend: !findquote bones
LRRbot: Quote #4640: "Give 'em the bone!" —Ben [2018-01-31]
matthaus_c: oh my goooosh
LRRbot: Impassioned Orator [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: I remember that card!
maxthefourth: !findquote hate
LRRbot: Quote #7624: "I hate these stupid holes." —James [2021-06-01]
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
grimshade: a bear with upside thats unbeatable
matthaus_c: !findquote basic
zacharyisom: Ben, can we start weathermaning yet?
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
LRRbot: Baleful Mastery [3B] | Instant | You may pay {1}{B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / If the {1}{B} cost was paid, an opponent draws a card. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: RIP
Spleeniop22: Oof
RandomTrivia: Welp
SpaceVelociraptor: how many soul sisters does wheeler have if he's scraping the barrel with Impassioned Orator?
RandomTrivia: POWERFUL
Mimic_SSB: !card liliana, the last hope
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
Izandai: @SpaceVelociraptor Yes.
Manwichcannon: My favorite lands are the panoramas, really good in commander
BrowneePoints: @SpaceVelociraptor It's 100 card singleton, ya gotta have redundancy
LRRbot: Faceless Haven | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {S}{S}{S}: Faceless Haven becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
matthaus_c: Faithless Horror
Ukon_Cairns: the titular demon
gnome_friend: GARY
matthaus_c: GARY
RandomTrivia: Gary!
Spleeniop22: Woo!
Mimic_SSB: gary :)
flaminggreens: GARY
gnome_friend: !findquote gary
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
FenrisSchafer: Gary
matthaus_c: haha, Gaaaryyyy
MegaDosX: At least the Haven can block the Auriok thingie
maxthefourth: benginYe
AllStarGyudon: Did you want some action serge? Possibly from the back section?
SpaceVelociraptor: @browneepoints yeah, but orator is like my 5th favorite soul sister in my ultra budget EDH deck
gnome_friend: "This is 2004. Nothing matters" -Benjamin Wheeler
matthaus_c: Gary loops were the first combo decks I ever played
Silverbolt202: It's my birthday and I come back to the return of canadian highlander. Feels Birthday man
Leedopo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:11.
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: Toxic Deluge off the top?
lirazel64: @silverbolt202 This, *and* cake?
gnome_friend: Buhhhhh
BrowneePoints: Hey Serge, you're valid and we think you're great
LRRbot: Selfless Savior [W] | Creature — Dog [1/1] | Sacrifice Selfless Savior: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Silverbolt202: @lirazel64 icecream cake :)
maxthefourth: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #5597: "One of these days I'm going to play Magic on stream, I swear." —Cameron [2018-12-14]
gnome_friend: Bygone bishop is quite a good Magic the gathering card
deathjavu: "mom, op is cheating, they keep casting spells" BabyRage
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
Mimic_SSB: !card bygone bishop
LRRbot: Bygone Bishop [2W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate.
kruphix_god_of_value: !findquote soul sister
WarKr0: I was about to ask what the black splash was for and then i remembered.....
gnome_friend: !card damn
LRRbot: Damn [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. / Overload {2}{W}{W}
maxthefourth: @deathjavu - heard at an LGS, playing against storm
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
MegaDosX: SOMEONE PICK UP THAT PHONE
YeetTheRich_: oof
RandomTrivia: Awwwwwww yeah
MegaDosX: BECAUSE I CALLED IT
Teslamat: sajamNoise
VrolikSyndrome: IT ACTUALLY WAS
asthanius: TOS
Grady: NASTYYY
flaminggreens: @MegaDosX there it is
Spleeniop22: bikePls
matthaus_c: starting life total baybee
MegaDosX: Nice clean board
Mimic_SSB: fire up that Haven :D
zacharyisom: That was a toxic play, Serge...
maxthefourth: sergeJustRight
asthanius: inb4 mass reanimation
LRRbot: Faceless Haven | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {S}{S}{S}: Faceless Haven becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
MegaDosX: Vigilance
Izandai: It has vigilance.
AllStarGyudon: Apres moi le deluge
MegaDosX: Not that it really matters in this instance
Ukon_Cairns: demon has officially stompied lets go
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
MurphEP: That was the part I missed - the singing during plays!
eggmar72: uh oh.
MurphEP: One part, I should say
LRRbot: Auriok Champion [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Protection from black and from red / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
eggmar72: have we seen any vadrik gameplay yet?
gnome_friend: Faceless Haven is the first instance of DEMON MAGIC this game
BrowneePoints: oh yea serge momentarily had a 4 power Demon
eggmar72: whoa! these kids are just throwing around a hundred dollars on the field!
gnome_friend: !findquotes lines
Loonatic93: Lines for days!
gnome_friend: !findquote lines
LRRbot: Quote #6273: "What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?" —Dale [2019-08-05]
zacharyisom: Ya'll trying to take a line...?
zacharyisom: lol
deathjavu: 7?
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Dale
LRRbot: Nullpriest of Oblivion [1B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {3}{B} / Menace, lifelink / When Nullpriest of Oblivion enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Mimic_SSB: you must kick it
Paranundrox: leaves you with 4 right? with vigilance
RandomTrivia: Good ol' Dale, purveyor of wonderful out-of-context quotes
gnome_friend: Don't kick the priest
zacharyisom: Chat, Can I kick it?
maxthefourth: !findquote kick
LRRbot: Quote #7488: "I kicked this kid out of bed and he grew up." —James [2021-02-02]
gnome_friend: Is this an old priest or a young priest?
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
deathjavu: "I'm saying words but none of them mean anything" NO ben, I left work hours ago!
maxthefourth: 'n oldpriest of oblivion?
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "shut down the old engine"? Serge has become a villain in a Cars movie
Izandai: Still vigilance
Izandai: On the land
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Spleeniop22: Aack!
easterncaveofwonders: Rankle master of prankles is here! Wheeee!!
gnome_friend: Serge with the Homestuck swear lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: Mono-Answers Orzhov
RandomTrivia: That was a very rude angel
WarKr0: ben's grin after that play
YeetTheRich_: I love this match-up
matthaus_c: Rudesto Angel
MegaDosX: This is like the grown up version of the Orzhov Lifegain deck that everyone played two rotations ago in standard
Mimic_SSB: I feel like trying to pressure the lifegain deck is not the way to win lmao
zacharyisom: Deck has big "ate too many eggs" energy
f_tan_theta: lifegain seabatNogood
gnome_friend: @zacharyisom isn't that Wheeler's next deck?
gnome_friend: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #5910: "How much can an egg weigh? Like, four balloons?" —Serge [2019-03-16]
Tregelen: eh, deluge woulda beeen two cards further down right?
fr8g2: gotta agree with serge, killing your walker for no reason usually leads to game losses
Paranundrox: @Mimic_SSB well he's not gonna get beat down and he needs to pressure Wheeler to keep him low on resources
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SpaceVelociraptor: @MegaDosX literally the first real deck i played
LRRbot: Vesperlark [2W] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / When Vesperlark leaves the battlefield, return target creature card with power 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {1}{W}
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
WarKr0: diabolic intent for hatred
LRRbot: Order of Whiteclay [1WW] | Creature — Kithkin Cleric [1/4] | {1}{W}{W}, {Q}: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
steelwind47: Should Perpetually give Vesperlark -2/-1
MegaDosX: @SpaceVelociraptor It was definitely popular, since a lot of the pieces were fairly cheap.
deathjavu: if "a little bit of trouble" = "super dead", then yes
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When Skyclave Apparition enters the battlefield, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When Skyclave Apparition leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
MegaDosX: Wow, rude.
theamc2000: Is wheeler playing the little sunshine vesperlark in their deck?
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
RandomTrivia: OUCH
MegaDosX: WHEELER
zacharyisom: NO
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Pharmacistjudge: It cantrips
MegaDosX: You need to exile noncreature
fr8g2: guys i think wheeler misspelled "really weird aristocrats"
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
Kadenus: man ben's deck is a real sticky one
matthaus_c: love this format so much
matthaus_c: Kalyeetus
ExhaustedElox: Ah, yes, it's that quality CanLander content I love from these boys.
scumm7: I'd never heard of this format before today. Cool stuff.
F1SHOR: i wonder if serge is playing gisa
steelwind47: It's so good to see live paper magic again. Not just on webcam
aphroditetheclown: What match is this?
MegaDosX: Oof
YeetTheRich_: "then I made my opponent quit magic"
f_tan_theta: 0-1 milkshake bracket
ExhaustedElox: @scumm7 You should check out their show North 100 on youtube.com/LoadingReadyRun
Ashen_Prime: Is Ben's mic dead?
Paranundrox: I've missed this a lot
gnome_friend: !findquote demon
LRRbot: Quote #4772: "You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us." —Paul [2018-03-05]
Grady: o/
Ukon_Cairns: one demon did
Spleeniop22: bikeKraken
laikagoat: zoeyJerry zoeyJerry zoeyJerry
matthaus_c: where's demon drinking tea
saucemaster5000: "no"
robaphone251: most of my demons are on the inside
The_Ninjurai: I've got plenty of demons, but I don't think they are the ones you need
Taveena: Woe Strider is a Horror.
DeM0nFiRe: I've been here the whole time
Nogrid: faceless haven
ExhaustedElox: o/ Demon here!
Natedogg2: Sorry, I'm just an innocent Angel.
TheInnsanity: this is entrapment
Simonark: Hello
MegaDosX: I mean, I'm sure a few of us have inner demons, does that help?
ToastyLoaff: VoHiYo Im a demon
deathjavu: I sold my sould TO a demon, does that count?
Dr_Shandor: Horror
Paranundrox: Horror maybe?
matthaus_c: woe strider is a Twink
Anarchon_D: horror
EquisC: faceless haven
WarKr0: i always thought it was a goat
Dirt_Gopher: You summoned me? Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: Guys, identity theft is a crime
thraximore: goodness knows how many weekends I've spent getting clowned over and over just for the joy of playing this format :)
SpoopsAHoy: It is I the spoopiest Ghost Demon!! >.<
Paranundrox: !card Woe Strider
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When Woe Strider enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
anarchomaxy: I’m on demon time
Grady: double sneep gradPag
deathjavu: got like 25c and a snickers, probably a good deal
f_tan_theta: sorry I'm a nightmare horror, not a demon
Paranundrox: yeah it's a Horror
Nydestroyer: lionDemon1 lionDemon2
Nydestroyer: lionDemon3 lionDemon4
kestrelvalkyrie: I might as well be a demon, sure.
Teslamat: sajamVibe
Manwichcannon: I'm just a construct NotLikeThis
KakuEpsilon: Yes, am Demon, will not help you beat the Wheeler, he's too powerful for me to attack
Mimic_SSB: sajamVibe
MegaDosX: Faceless, Serge
matthaus_c: it's Faithless now
djalternative: that haven doesn't believe in any gods
fourtoedsloth: faceless looting
zacharyisom: Faceless Looting
Grady: faceless haven the real homie gkey7
MegaDosX: Faceless Haven is the ultimate jack-of-all-trades entertainer
ToastyLoaff: Creature type: Clown
Dr_Shandor: Faceless looting
steelwind47: @djalternative It only believes in itself
TheQuantumMechanic33: the haven is even a god
scumm7: !quotedemon
Loonatic93: so Rakdos.
matthaus_c: lands AND spells?
gnome_friend: !findquote demon
LRRbot: Quote #4815: "There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!" —Dale [2018-03-19]
zacharyisom: Equipment: Clownshoes. (1) equip become the life of the party
Darleysam: but doctor, I AM the demon clown entertainer
MegaDosX: The Haven is an Eldrazi Demon God Wizard Atog Knight
MegaDosX: Among other things
gnome_friend: You've gotta Zendikar d back?
matthaus_c: "What the hell does this card do", the Canlander experience
NDCazzy: Serge's shirt doesn't seem to be on brand
469 raiders from Voxy have joined!
MegaDosX: Raiders!
Taveena: oh hi voxy!
Ragrock14: voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype voxyHype
matthaus_c: WELCOME VOX POPULI
Joec102589: The needs are here!
TheFishman2: VOXY INVADE!
WarKr0: hello voxy and friends
Vonbane: 469, nice
KakuEpsilon: sergeFriend-shaped Haven
andrew5550tv: voxySlidehi
gnome_friend: Welcome sergeRaid ers
robaphone251: !findquote bottom
mowdownjoe: HELLO RAIDERSA
offbeatwitch: uh oh
fourtoedsloth: Swamp? What the hell does this card do?
ExhaustedElox: Hey! THanks, Voxy
Teslamat: arcusHype arcusHype
dozey99: voxySlidehi voxySlidehi voxyHypedup voxyHypedup voxyDab voxyDab
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
ElissenRedux: voxyHi voxyHi voxyHi
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
LoadingReadyRun: welcome Voxy friends!
steelwind47: Faceless Haven is also a Lammasu
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
Ragrock14: voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance
laikagoat: voxyCrabdance wheelerMonkey voxyCrabdance
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
KakuEpsilon: Welcome aboard every raider!~
LRRbot: Vesperlark [2W] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / When Vesperlark leaves the battlefield, return target creature card with power 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {1}{W}
superdude097: Welcome Voxy raid!
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
djalternative: Where's the crab highlander deck?
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
Ragrock14: yooooo, wait canlander?!
WarKr0: nooooooo
ElissenRedux: Ooof thoughtsiezed the lurrus ouch
MegaDosX: Lurrus? Gross.
WarKr0: how dare you serge!
ExhaustedElox: "Lotus. Lurrus. Go."
zacharyisom: I mean, Lurrus is a broken kitty
MegaDosX: Seeing Lurrus actually caused an involuntary response >_>
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Joec102589: Who plays thoughtsize in edh?
deathjavu: @ExhaustedElox no, it's "louts, lurrus, replay lotus, go"
Get_Diced: smort people?
Ragrock14: is anyone able to make it down to the puget sound battleground in the seattle area for the can lander main event?
LRRbot: Herald of Torment [1BB] | Enchantment Creature — Demon [3/3] | Bestow {3}{B}{B} / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.
PBlackcoat: another atrophied skill of serges: not exhaling into a lapel mic
zacharyisom: TFW you play legacy and someone else plays lurrus... *tears*
LRRbot: Silent Clearing | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Silent Clearing: Draw a card.
ExhaustedElox: @deathjavu Oh, of course. This is why I don't win tourneys.
ePlagued: Solid turn 1
tehfewl: you only have your self to blame for asking wheeler for cards
MegaDosX: "Thanks for coming, demons! No not you, you're not invited" - Serge, probably
WarKr0: @Joec102589 well this isn't edh but. In EDH thoughtsieze functions as protection for black based combo decks
Izandai: Wow, that demon sucks.
offbeatwitch: herald of torment? i own that card. i could totally be 1/100th of a canlander player
Joec102589: Oh sorry better highlander.
niccus: • Ein Gegner deiner Wahl zeigt die Karten auf seiner Hand offen vor. Du bestimmst davon eine Spontanzauber- oder Hexerei-Karte. Dieser Spieler wirft diese Karte ab. • Eine Kreatur deiner Wahl erhält -2/-2 bis zum Ende des Zuges. • Ein Gegner deiner Wahl verliert 2 Lebenspunkte und du erhältst 2 Lebenspunkte dazu.
LRRbot: Lake of the Dead | Land | If Lake of the Dead would enter the battlefield, sacrifice a Swamp instead. If you do, put Lake of the Dead onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice a Swamp: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.
SharpyByNature: I have returned to paying attention a person of 1 and 3 as a newbie. I enjoy magic in theory but how does one not bail at disappointment when trying ot play draft?
zacharyisom: I prefer canadian Bonglander
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
matthaus_c: oh I love this land
MegaDosX: Wow Vesperlark was showing the Arena card
jamiewisdom74: tergrid players?
Alex_Frostfire: The number of times in Brawl I've tutored something only to immediately get Thoughtseized...
Blasteg: @LRRbot wtf is that wording?
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Who plays Vesperlark in Conspiracy Draft?
asthanius: Close
MegaDosX: Ook pog?
gnome_friend: Ook ook
matthaus_c: OOK OOK POG
Izandai: I got bad news for you, Serge.
asthanius: It's neither
Joec102589: POG
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey
freshmaker__: I don't particularly understand people who don't read stream titles. :P
Izandai: PrideLaugh
thraximore: It's mostly German
Paranundrox: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
JohnPraw: I don't recognize any of these Pokemon.
Anarchon_D: didnt he kill the weathered wayfarer?
savorycookie: ook
MegaDosX: Who plays Sunbaked Canyon in Midnight Hunt draft?
Taveena: It came back.
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey zoeyGoblin wheelerMonkey zoeyGoblin wheelerMonkey
papagette: POOK POOK
Alex_Frostfire: You killed me, Serge.
Kadenus: i love canlander so much. just spicy cards all around
mowdownjoe: OOK OOK
Dmc3628: evoked Vesper happened
Paranundrox: @Anarchon_D Vesperlark brought it back
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Who plays Plains in Kamigawa block constructed?
Nightwind42: Who plays tables in Werewolf: New Moon edition?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Who plays Lake of the Dead in Archenemy?
electra310: None of the cards are in English, we don't know what we're playing :D
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX everyone who can?
deathjavu: we no think we twatch chort
Fruan: Who plays the 3 of clubs in cribbage?
prowll2000: This is the wierdest un-set I've ever seen.
Renekfun: Vesperlark in Yu-Gi-Oh? bold
djalternative: Also, we just had a raid of many new people from Voxy
YeetTheRich_: the fuck is magic the gathering? where is my friday night bridge club?
WarKr0: who plays lake of the dead in theros block constructed????
Spleeniop22: Neat
niccus: no ooks or pogs unless you use it to play a grey ogre
AveryCorvus: What Planar card is out right now?
thraximore: I thought wayfairer was dead?
s0lesurviv0r: "How are they at less than 40 life already?" clzDerpA
zuchen_120: I was happy for the N100 episodes recently, even though they're just the set review. Was fun with Blake somewhat recently.
F1SHOR: he got the lili again sergeMoly
matthaus_c: who plays liliana of the vail in tiny leaders
LarkSachrosis: Who plays Phyrexian Arena in Fire and Blood lrrBEEJ ?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
KakuEpsilon: I have missed Canadian Highlander, and hope to someday be able to play again
zacharyisom: NO WASTELAND? SCRUBBBB
Manwichcannon: I thought canadian highlander was just highlander but circle shaped
Wonderdoc: @thraximore evoked vesperlark(or however you write that)
hymntothoth: @matthaus_c Literally typing this just before you posted.
thraximore: I missed that, thanks @Wonderdoc
KakuEpsilon: I'll play anything if it's in person. ;3;
s0lesurviv0r: my gal Lili
matthaus_c: @hymntothoth great minds benginDab
electra310: Who plays Hallowed Priest in paper magic?
thraximore: God who even PLAYS paper magic?
djalternative: @zacharyisom there's a specific rule for him not playing it. It's probably in one of his other decks
MegaDosX: That sounds a little bit busted:p
MegaDosX: :p
LRRbot: Tectonic Edge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Tectonic Edge: Destroy target nonbasic land. Activate only if an opponent controls four or more lands.
deathjavu: in a normal game, wheeler would be up 3 games to none. in this game he's just gonna be up 2-1
zacharyisom: @zacharyisom I'm just joshing. I know
MegaDosX: So...Serge can sacrifice a swamp in response to fizzle it?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
aphroditetheclown: But can you then run companions in your other decks as a companion?
qegixar: lrrJUDGECALL
Natedogg2: I am a judge. What have you people done this time?
niccus: it's canlander rules, you can spend a point to mark a card
Joec102589: But did you cut?
LRRbot: Order of Whiteclay [1WW] | Creature — Kithkin Cleric [1/4] | {1}{W}{W}, {Q}: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
YeetTheRich_: lorwyn block foils are bad
MegaDosX: Also didn't Wheeler sacrifice a fetchland to activate the thingie to search for Tectonic Edge?
MegaDosX: Or does that require sacrificing a land?
Kadenus: it can bring back lurrus oh no
Dmc3628: we saccded Sunbaked canyon
Joec102589: Did you know the Pringles mascot only has hair sometimes?
Dmc3628: to make us have less lands
djalternative: @zacharyisom I don't know if you were here at the beginning but they do have a stipulation for tonight where they can only have one copy of a card across each of their decklists tonight
s0lesurviv0r: 2 buck lorwyn foils? clzLewd
blue_lore: Urza Legacy
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Pharmacistjudge: !card weathered way
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
Natedogg2: MegaDosX: Nope. He sacrificed his land to draw a card so he could activate the Wayfarer.
Paranundrox: @MegaDosX he cracked a land to draw a card
Spleeniop22: True LUL
Pharmacistjudge: it's not a crop rotation
thraximore: because they never printed more than two of each card umbraHappy
fourtoedsloth: they all collapsed in on themselves and became black holes
matthaus_c: lorwyn foils are real life fae
zacharyisom: Wheeler, where are the 7th foils?
MegaDosX: Oh for some reason I thought that was a fetchland
ElissenRedux: Wow serge
azbyd: lorwyn had the first planeswalkers, didnt it?
Izandai: Yup
Nyxjbm: I’m in love with serge’s mono black deck
matthaus_c: sure did
gnome_friend: The Lorwyn 5
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
gnome_friend: Zippo Tricks McEdgelord
electra310: Psht, who plays Lurrus in Candyland?
Joec102589: Yeah lor has the first planeswalkers.
superdude097: @MegaDosX No, he sacc'ed a Canopy land to draw a card and get to fewer lands than Serge so he could activate the creature to tutor for Techedge
LRRbot: Silent Clearing | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Silent Clearing: Draw a card.
matthaus_c: Lurrus is the queen of candyland
Mimic_SSB: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrFine
zuchen_120: kitchen finks!
Hurtrax4: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh Paul's brain went to the exact same place mine did.
Dmc3628: Paul on top
MegaDosX: @MegaDosX Yeah I thought it was a fetchland, don't mind me
Paranundrox: oh his commander is Lurrus that makes sense /s
MurphEP: *puts down pitchfork*
matthaus_c: it should be fine on EDH too, but Sheldon is too boneheaded :sip:
PBlackcoat: @zuchen_120 beat me too it
Dmc3628: MY LURRUS
Dmc3628: yeahh
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kadenus: LUL
MegaDosX: Done.
circusofkirkus: but my copy is an Expedition :(
asthanius: Even the Expedition copies?
TyrisUnbreakable: one it
MegaDosX: (I don't own any so technically correct)
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com
Dmc3628: arena card draw serge
thraximore: I only have one though D:
qegixar: wheelerMonkey
zacharyisom: this is why we play dust bowl
indigovarlet: Wheeler loses to balanced wasteland
Joec102589: Was getting lurus into play better or worse than casting it would have been?
Izandai: I think I actually own a couple of Tec Edge from years ago when I was gonna make Modern Merfolk.
matthaus_c: everyone hates balanced wasteland
Manwichcannon: Heck edge
zacharyisom: Modern players play Field of Ruin like adults, Wheeler
Kadenus: WOOO
matthaus_c: GONTEA
laikagoat: fionaClap fionaClap
Teslamat: deathsieDab
MegaDosX: Gonti's pretty pog
F1SHOR: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
hymntothoth: Petition to change name of the channel to LRR(us)MtG
savorycookie: OOK OOK
UnusualThunder: hell YEAH MY BOI
aphroditetheclown: !card tectonic edge
LRRbot: Tectonic Edge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Tectonic Edge: Destroy target nonbasic land. Activate only if an opponent controls four or more lands.
thraximore: umbraHYPERS
Pharmacistjudge: it's a gonti...and you can do it...because you are in person....so jealous
qegixar: He's BACK!
tehfewl: don't have to get out the infinitokens
gnome_friend: they're very neat
Joec102589: voxyDab voxyDab voxyDab voxyDab
heckengine: Gonti eldrazi displacer pog
Alex_Frostfire: PogChamp
heckengine: wheeler dont look
qegixar: *Oops, I mean They're BACK!
Manwichcannon: It felt even more luxurious when you could do that in standard
indigovarlet: When serge could have just played swamps and had the same amount of mana
Pharmacistjudge: so chat...do you want the magic you know...or the magic you don't know?
Joec102589: Self respect? All out sir. Lost it during the plague.
djalternative: Standard players even play field of ruin
mowdownjoe: RIP Jessica Walter
LRRbot: Mangara of Corondor [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}: Exile Mangara of Corondor and target permanent.
ratthew_leigh: i mean mill plays it to shuffle for archive trap which is hot
zacharyisom: Poggifers, how much is the Tabernacle these days? I Wheat Penny?
Teslamat: @Pharmacistjudge much like a devil...
MegaDosX: I wonder what he's going to exile, chat :p
deathjavu: self...respect? I...I know the two words separately, but...
sdasert: Loving Wheeler's Crossroads Candleguide cosplay (all jokes)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, that's too bad, it has summoning sickness, so you can't exile anything right now.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Spleeniop22: You have an Arena is a good answer
Joec102589: Chat anyone know the words to that respect song?
LRRbot: Desecration Demon [2BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Desecration Demon and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Mimic_SSB: Mangara vs Pringles guy old man battle
offbeatwitch: ANOTHER nyx-era card???
offbeatwitch: serge did you raid my old magic collection
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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TheQuantumMechanic33: plays demon stompy, discards the demons instead
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Nydestroyer: Meh I guess the best way to make demon gravey is using demon stompy
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Ranger of Eos [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/2] | When Ranger of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to two creature cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
deathjavu: best card in the oops all demons deck? liliana
Joec102589: Oh now we're reserved listing.
Teslamat: @Nydestroyer I thought that would be demon wine
zacharyisom: Someone's tea is ready
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
LRRbot: Benevolent Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Benevolent Bodyguard: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
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Paranundrox: Lurrus Time
Natedogg2: I'm just thinking of Howl from Beyond.
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YeetTheRich_: old border screaming man? wheelerGuts
StormtheBlackflame: Hey! It's nice to see them playing at the same table. Also hi everyone!
hymntothoth: Greetings!
MegaDosX: Serge used Wheeler's card to destroy (exile) Wheeler's card
jamiewisdom74: hey aqualang
avi_miller: Sitting on a park bench
TheQuantumMechanic33: arent these all wheelers cards lol
Joec102589: Is that prestige a list reserved for a few cards?
zacharyisom: Does anyone else find "Hymn to Xerox" funny?
WarKr0: @TheQuantumMechanic33 the mangara was from wheeler's deck
Izandai: PrideLaugh
miranfurz: extraHi extraHi
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
qegixar: Benevolent Bodyguard looks like a medieval battle reenactor who has way too much fun at his job.
Manwichcannon: Stop shilling for tec edge!
TheQuantumMechanic33: @TheQuantumMechanic33 yeah but arent these all from wheelers collection
gnome_friend: Do not pass go
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: All hail King Wheeler!
hymntothoth: hurk-
Dmc3628: do not pass go
gnome_friend: Do not collect Norwegian Kronor
LRRbot: Blacklance Paragon [1B] | Creature — Human Knight [3/1] | Flash / When Blacklance Paragon enters the battlefield, target Knight gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
Joec102589: Does Serge get wheelers hat when he becomes monarch?
theclawmasheen: doom-lance!
qegixar: You don't lose life for drawing for turn, Serge
MegaDosX: They should totally have a crown on set for whenever someone plays a Monarch card
xythrogar: Are we humming Aqualung today?
Paranundrox: they do have a crown in the moonbase
Paranundrox: they have several
gnome_friend: @MegaDosX they do for conspiracy and commander games
Wonderdoc: Did Serge ping himself twice there?
djalternative: we're back at the moonbase. we can get a crown again
Mimic_SSB: oo it's a foil crown token
anarchomaxy: Did Wheeler draw for monarch?
zuchen_120: !card phyrexian arena
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dog_of_Myth: Good Guy Gary
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Pharmacistjudge: he did
Teslamat: @anarchomaxy he did
anarchomaxy: 👍👍👍
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
avi_miller: I have Aqualung stuck in my head now Serge…
LRRbot: Baleful Mastery [3B] | Instant | You may pay {1}{B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / If the {1}{B} cost was paid, an opponent draws a card. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: Excellent!
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Paul
superdude097: Cloudshift Kappa
MegaDosX: Flicker of Fate!
gnome_friend: LoadingReadyRun: This feels very silly
Dmc3628: ah for old man
Gobukiller: Saw the Stones last night, and I swear Keith Richards was wearing the same hat...
The_Ninjurai: Does Wheeler still draw a card since the student cost was paid?
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
NammyNammy9999: Did Ben draw from Baleful?
hymntothoth: Oh dang, how'd I miss Baleful mastery? That card looks great.
VazSun: does ben still draw from baleful?
jamiewisdom74: baleful is fizzled
asthanius: That's only on resolution
jackbikerr: Has anyone seen the new Venom? spoiler free review please :)
Pharmacistjudge: the target is illegal so the entire spell fizzles including the draw
VazSun: oh okay
NammyNammy9999: Ah okay
thraximore: Oh, that's how I've assumed it works
zacharyisom: Hey ben, how busted are cards with Monarch in CanLander?
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gnome_friend: Old Man Pringles
Natedogg2: My kingdom for a four powered creature.
Izandai: Reminder that Serge has had Phyrexian Arena in play since turn 3.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Honestly? No, that hasn't happened before.
Paranundrox: I'm just happy to see them playable in Canlander
The_Ninjurai: Pharmacistjudge thanks! The way it is worded makes it seem like it is part of the cost for casting the spell
superdude097: Does the old man even have the Pringles mustache?
eye_h_bar: what's the card that is being referred to as Old Man?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Obliterator [BBBB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/5] | Trample / Whenever a source deals damage to Phyrexian Obliterator, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents.
TheQuantumMechanic33: that old man seems good
elah806: This is the first Canlander stream where I can *really* catch what's happening because since the last Canlander stream I started playing Gladiator
Paranundrox: hm
Dmc3628: das a big boi
Mimic_SSB: oh that card kills people
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
jackbikerr: SHEEEEEEEEESH
reapingwildoats: swords inc
LarkSachrosis: I've locked people out with Lurrus and Alseid of Life's Bounty
MegaDosX: Hurk
KakuEpsilon: I don't know, Serge, does Ballynock Trapper have Kithkin Cleric in its creature type?
LRRbot: Indatha Triome | Land — Plains Swamp Forest | Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
gnome_friend: !card ballynock trapper
LRRbot: Ballynock Trapper [3W] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | {T}: Tap target creature. / Whenever you cast a white spell, you may untap Ballynock Trapper.
gnome_friend: @KakuEpsilon soldier
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, you are a demon deck no Zombie...you can't get in your head...in your he--ee--ee-ad.
KingfisherGames: cheer100 do we know what the current button is at card kingdom?
LRRbot: Vesperlark [2W] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / When Vesperlark leaves the battlefield, return target creature card with power 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {1}{W}
gnome_friend: @KingfisherGames Hello! My name is Medium Gargadon
TheQuantumMechanic33: jailer!
musty_smell: !uptime
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Dmc3628: do not pass go welcome to the big house
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
YeetTheRich_: wheelers deck is just rude
Mimic_SSB: I missed it, how'd he get back jailer?
Teslamat: stodS
F1SHOR: i believe serge!
TheQuantumMechanic33: volrath's stronghold put it on top @Mimic_SSB
LRRbot: Bloodgift Demon [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
Joec102589: Serge got this. He's on the internet. He cannot lie.
jamiewisdom74: wow i hate wheeler's deck. in a nice way
YeetTheRich_: finally, demon!
Nogrid: look at that demon
Izandai: 5=17
Mimic_SSB: Wheeler's deck looks very sweet
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Joec102589: It goes 1.2.3.4.17...
Gryff1n: @Mimic_SSB EoT Volrath's Stronghold
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birbarino: woo
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Izandai: This game is ridiculous.
copaceticcleric: I swear to god if wheeler gets resto and kills bloodgift
LRRbot: Ranger of Eos [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/2] | When Ranger of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to two creature cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
f_tan_theta: this is powerful magics
jackbikerr: Order of the Whiteclay cant get th ejailer, how did Wheeler get it back unless I missed it
KingfisherGames: on the note of Serge as boss, yes please. give me a video game where someone as kind as serge uses the dirtiest tricks in the book to beat me. cheer100
Dmc3628: VolrathStronghold happened
Mimic_SSB: thank you chat <3
LRRbot: Speaker of the Heavens [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Vigilance, lifelink / {T}: Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying. Activate only if you have at least 7 life more than your starting life total and only as a sorcery.
jackbikerr: @Dmc3628 thanks, i think youre right
Wonderdoc: This is a silly game
LarkSachrosis: This is the Magic I like, everybody gets to do so many things!
TheQuantumMechanic33: he's on a 10 turn clock with the arenas lol
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MegaDosX: I don't think you do Serge :p
LRRbot: Kami of False Hope [W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Sacrifice Kami of False Hope: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Dmc3628: Custodi Lich is the only way we getting those things back
Dmc3628: or Court of Ambition
YeetTheRich_: speaking of false hope
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Joec102589: Not losing is like winning.
Spleeniop22: hahaha
WarKr0: its a spore frog !!!!
Mimic_SSB: oh we have spore frog in white?
F1SHOR: we need a sweeper lol
Natedogg2: I never metaphor what I didn't like.
Dog_of_Myth: Love that Kami
Fruan: White sporefrog seems like cheating
robaphone251: kami of false hope is an absolute bangr in hofri spirit tribal
LRRbot: Unexpectedly Absent [XWW] | Instant | Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library.
AzureShok: Yay Canada! Go highlander!
f_tan_theta: strictly worse without creature type frog
LRRbot: Heliod, Sun-Crowned [2W] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white is less than five, Heliod isn't a creature. / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or enchantment you control. / {1}{W}: Another target creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
missa_hancock: How did I forget it was Friday!?
MegaDosX: Good lord
EmberNeo: What if you reanimate Gary multiple times?
MegaDosX: That's definitely a hand of cards
mowdownjoe: POWERFUL MAGIC
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
YeetTheRich_: now to show you exactly why your hope is false Kappa
asthanius: So...demons, huh?
Dog_of_Myth: I think the Muffin is going towards Wheeler....
MegaDosX: The Heliod is the scariest thing in that hand to me
zacharyisom: I think this game is going backwards
Manwichcannon: And Wheeler is only 3 life above his starting total
jamiewisdom74: stop hes already dead
Fruan: @Dog_of_Myth I think Wheeler has built a bakery
KingfisherGames: anyone know if there's some weirdo enchantments deck that runs leylines as an alt-wincon in canlander?
gnome_friend: oh yeah, Serge didn't bring enchantress today lrrAWW
The_Ninjurai: KingfisherGames how do you win with Leylines?
copaceticcleric: I do like how tight this game is, because even though wheeler is ahead all of his cards suck in a vacuum
Dmc3628: Opalescence/Starfield of Nyx
corpocracy: I mean, leyline combos with helm of obedience, right?
Joec102589: I mean yes you can do the same thing they do in legacy. Just become creatures.
flapjacksofwar: Wait a moment, this isnt the Sailor Moon CCG...
LRRbot: Liliana, Death's Majesty [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | [+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Mill two cards. / [−3]: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. / [−7]: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
EmberNeo: This....might be the out?
KingfisherGames: its opalescence, yeah
copaceticcleric: if he can find resto to blink bob that seems hot
EmberNeo: Find a way to make Gary die, then reanimate?
aphroditetheclown: Lilliana had to leave and have a character arc
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
MegaDosX: I mean, he can now make 4/4s
YeetTheRich_: "play felidar sovereign"
SpaceVelociraptor: lili had a staff meeting at Strixhaven
Izandai: PrideLaugh
circusofkirkus: LUL
Spleeniop22: LUL
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KingfisherGames: any of you ever win with a wake the dead into gray merchant of asphodel?
TheQuantumMechanic33: !card Hatred
LRRbot: Hatred [3BB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
Hurtrax4: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Manwichcannon: ooh fabled passage
F1SHOR: martyr proc is really good for this kind of challenge cause it uses so many bad cards other decks wont want
YeetTheRich_: get fucking got
WarKr0: its like we splashed black for nothing!
savorycookie: LUL
copaceticcleric: if wheeler doesn't get to play eggs I will be devestated
Dog_of_Myth: Serge won the battle
Spleeniop22: Got Gont right there
LRRbot: Kami of False Hope [W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Sacrifice Kami of False Hope: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
EmberNeo: Serge is just indulging in Wheeler's salty tears rn
EmberNeo: I love it
musty_smell: This is the Saturday Morning Paper Fight banter I've been missing
Hurtrax4: Good, good! Let the hate flow through you
MegaDosX: Did he just draw Deluge?
Izandai: PAUL
EmberNeo: Is it the Loogey?
Dog_of_Myth: PAUL!!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub
F1SHOR: boo paul
jkziozek: tatakae
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
MegaDosX: I mean, Dead of Winter with what Serge has been doing with his lands isn't...super helpful
papagette: !card dead of winter
LRRbot: Dead of Winter [2B] | Sorcery | All nonsnow creatures get −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of snow permanents you control.
Dmc3628: not like that DoW would do much since we keep feeding swamps to lake
Dog_of_Myth: There is no Serge, there is only Snerge.
62MGcobra: Serge got got for his window joke
gnome_friend: sergeSnerge
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
StormtheBlackflame: Look at Wheeler, sitting at like Commander life totals.
EmberNeo: Howdy there, its Kalitas here.
Dmc3628: yeah looks like that Cleetus is just gonna get buried under
gnome_friend: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #6029: "They feel like art, I don't understand them." —Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Spleeniop22: Fair enough
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: not enough demons
Teslamat: arcusGG arcusGG
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Diabore: !card hatred
LRRbot: Hatred [3BB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
EmberNeo: The gates of Hell weren't wide enough
Joec102589: Wheeler you didn't have that?
MegaDosX: Serge gets the moral victory in round 2
Fruan: Wheeler luv Hatred
DiscordianTokkan: I still love the physical handing off of cards
jamiewisdom74: absolute misery
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
Izandai: So we're 1-1 is what you're saying.
YeetTheRich_: lrrFINE
Dmc3628: therefore we must go to the ULTRA round
Leedopo: no signal!
MurphEP: Never steal a Wheeler's berserk
KakuEpsilon: Serge, maybe it was a bad idea to wear the "Have A Garbage Day" shirt today.
copaceticcleric: EGGS EGGS EGGS
Blasteg: let's keep the board state and come back after round 3
gnome_friend: Hello Gandalf
Joec102589: Oh you meant you had the match.
F1SHOR: i wonder who will win the beserk war in game 3
musty_smell: Can we have a channel point prediction to see if Serge can redeem himself?
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aphroditetheclown: Eggs! Eggs! E double G S eggs!
heckengine: is there some sort of 3rd berserk wheeler can play in the third deck
KakuEpsilon: I mean, great as it is, it seems to be giving you the garbage.
Dog_of_Myth: @F1SHOR Someone with guts.
KeladryJane: wheelerBanana wheelerMonkey
KakuEpsilon: If it exists, @Heckengine, he has it
jwright5476: Hi
EmberNeo: Would Temur Battle Rage count as a Berserk?
gnome_friend: And sudden musical transition
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes
asthanius: There's a red one that costs 3 I think
asthanius: @card fatal frenzy
asthanius: !card fatal frenzy
LRRbot: Fatal Frenzy [2R] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+0, where X is its power. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
asthanius: there we go
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: TBR is absolutely a Berserk
EmberNeo: If things are big enough, anything can be used as a Berserk.
gnome_friend: This sounds like just a pastel version of Millennial Bloop
KeladryJane: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
EmberNeo: !card Claim // Fame
LRRbot: Claim // Fame | Claim [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Fame [1R] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
EmberNeo: Nope, not that one
Juliamon: Go nuts chat
EmberNeo: There was a red berserk with aftermath
asthanius: !card onward
LRRbot: Did you mean: Grenzo, Dungeon Warden; Onward // Victory; Hixus, Prison Warden; Valeron Wardens
asthanius: !card onward // victory
LRRbot: Onward // Victory | Onward [2R] | Instant | Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. // Victory [2W] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
EmberNeo: That's the one
missa_hancock: Hopping pog wins actually
Alex_Frostfire: Unleash Fury only costs 1R.
Alex_Frostfire: Not to be that guy, though...
asthanius: At that point just Fling
EmberNeo: But hear me out. Unleash Fury AND Onward // Victory
asthanius: Thud is 1 mana
Alex_Frostfire: You have my attention.
Juliamon: That is one mighty unbalanced prediction
businessfsh: my life saving#s
businessfsh: gone
gnome_friend: In terms of number of voters it
gnome_friend: 's more even
62MGcobra: i just missed it. i was gonna wager 100k for serge :(
gnome_friend: Than in terms of number of biscuits or whatever they are on this channel
goombalax: we on break or done?
Juliamon: Those with little faith have more to gamble
Juliamon: On break
F1SHOR: ohh i chose the wrong time for a break i missed the prediction
gnome_friend: !card faithess salvaging
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
goombalax: sweet SeemsGood
gnome_friend: !card faithless salvaging
LRRbot: Faithless Salvaging [1R] | Instant | Discard a card, then draw a card. / Rebound
F1SHOR: welp my money is still on pog! serge has this
zacharyisom: YEEEE
gnome_friend: Has the recall on "Power Serge" been lifted?
YeetTheRich_: aww
KeladryJane: wheelerY wheelerH
62MGcobra: GO lrrSERGE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
cmdrzellgaudis: Jo is so awesome!
MegaDosX: I still vote Serge got the moral victory that last game for stealing Wheeler's Hatred
f_tan_theta: Thanks Jo
thraximore: umbraHappy
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sibwow: and hes in the hospital so
Rob_Racoon: sergeThankJo
Kykiwi: LUL
electra310: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
Teslamat: He needs some mikl
cmdrzellgaudis: You got this Serge
PhorrestGaze: bring home that milk
Serpens77: it's code for "steal Serge's milk"
gnome_friend: Premiere lands pilot of the format
SirSlipps: Oh lawd he needs some milk
xythrogar: The classic!
gnome_friend: !findquote lands
LRRbot: Quote #2162: "Land pubes!" —Alex [2016-03-25]
elah806: Call this matchup "Eggland's Best"
Hurtrax4: eggs and milk, nice
TheInnsanity: he's on eggs AND milk
djalternative: Milk is code for lactose diary liquid
Manwichcannon: Now this stream has Leggs!
gnome_friend: Milk and eggs
gnome_friend: We eat
RomanGoro: Closing on the classics I see
electra310: On milk and carrots
SpaceVelociraptor: code for "beat up serge and take his milk money"
laikagoat: zoeyEgg zoeyEgg zoeyEgg
MegaDosX: !card map
LRRbot: Found 10 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Kykiwi: meep
EmberNeo: This is it. The Heavyweight Championship match.
jkziozek: mép.
Teslamat: meaning - bring home the bag
YeetTheRich_: "crack the map, get academy"
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Let's put the Can back in Canlander
LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
PhorrestGaze: the cardreader can't read a map, only cards
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Kaleidostone [2] | Artifact | When Kaleidostone enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kaleidostone: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
musty_smell: Oh its The Premier Lands Pilot vs Lands
MegaDosX: !decklists
gnome_friend: Serge is the premier lands pilot
Izandai: @musty_smell What do you mean? Wheeler is playing Eggs.
gnome_friend: Can we do a poll about that too?
YeetTheRich_: scooze?
LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature — Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When Coiling Oracle enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
asthanius: I was afraid of Ouphe
LRRbot: Retreat to Kazandu [2G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • You gain 2 life.
silenceaux: I honestly expected Hover Myr
xythrogar: oiling coracle
thraximore: LUL
jamiewisdom74: kaleiderstornen
TheInnsanity: that's a ripe oofa
gnome_friend: !card collector ouphe
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
LRRbot: Mossfire Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Mossfire Egg: Add {R}{G}. Draw a card.
goombalax: you have a ton of time but few opportunities
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LRRbot: Razortide Bridge | Artifact Land | Razortide Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Manwichcannon: a literal egg in this deck, nice touch
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza’s Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Naga Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Kadenus: wowza
MegaDosX: Spicy
gnome_friend: Passe le biblioteca
EmberNeo: This is disgusting
devoidmelody: @manwichcannon it's probably got at least 5 of em
Paranundrox: somehow I think this game ends before this Excavator matters :P
Manwichcannon: Oh yes we do excavate
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
MegaDosX: Welp.
Alex_Frostfire: Urza vs. Urza's Saga!
jamiewisdom74: one of my fav forests on the right there
jkziozek: yeah.
tehfewl: Urza Mirror
Teslamat: deathsieDab
MegaDosX: Urza Major
thraximore: "They made a Saga about me, y'know"
goombalax: "want me to sign that saga? It's about me you know"
Teslamat: @goombalax LUL
thraximore: "and a Legacy, even."
62MGcobra: lrrWOW now need Urza's Head, uh...right
Izandai: I do love that "Karnstruct" is the word for a 0/0 colorless construct artifact creature token that gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.
gnome_friend: Ew gross
EmberNeo: "Bestseller in Dominaria for the past 10,000 years, y'know."
xythrogar: vesuva, jamaica
Manwichcannon: I actually pulled the urzas head planeswalker from unstable at a draft
coachNelly: Ooh got here just in time for the Best Known For match
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
gnome_friend: !quote Nelson
LRRbot: Quote #5282: "Fortress Crab. A fortress of crabs." —Nelson [2018-08-24]
Fruan: @coachNelly This isn't a Lands mirror, though.
Xx_JAG_xX: what match is this??
jamiewisdom74: wsup @coachNelly ???
copaceticcleric: @Xx_JAG_xX eggs v lands
LRRbot: Sungrass Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Sungrass Egg: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.
Paranundrox: hey the eggs boost the Karnstruct
Paranundrox: that counts
F1SHOR: thats a pretty egg
Xx_JAG_xX: Sorry i meant more what number?? Like is this the first or fourth game
Sibwow: how do you think urza made the construct?
copaceticcleric: I have to say I'm suprised at how many actual factual eggs there are in this deck
Sibwow: he hatched it from an egg
RomanGoro: Xx_JAG_xX last match of the night
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Mimic_SSB: its teffersss
Xx_JAG_xX: ooooh just in time
EmberNeo: Oh god
MegaDosX: Yet another card I don't miss at all
EmberNeo: Not this again
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Natedogg2: A Fair Magic card.
copaceticcleric: Intventor's fair? Actually it seems quite broken
TheInnsanity: main phase 1 serge
coachNelly: Hmm wheeler has more cards from 2019 and later…
gnome_friend: Teferi and Narset are way better characters than they are cards
TheWarbo: saga time is precombat main
copaceticcleric: new teferi is fun tho
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
coachNelly: Eighteen levels of judge wouldn’t be able to figure out what urza’s saga does. The only option is to summon Beej
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yup, Zuran Orb
gnome_friend: !findquote fastbond
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
YeetTheRich_: is there a reason sagas say "after your draw step" and not "at the beginning of your precombat main"?
coachNelly: Number of characters
superdude097: ^
Dmc3628: some of them add mana
Mimic_SSB: fun fact: I got to play Urza's Saga + Zuran Orb + Titania in MH2 Sealed :)
Genderi: @LRRbot seriously? we don't have a "fast bond to 0" quote?
corpocracy: There was like one in dominatrix that added mana as well
gnome_friend: @corpocracy ...
TheInnsanity: dominatrix?
corpocracy: *dominaria
YeetTheRich_: @coachNelly ah, that checks out LUL
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
Dmc3628: so they don't goozle you if you floating mana
corpocracy: lol
Natedogg2: YettTheRich_: The second text uses a lot more space on a card that doesn't have much space in general.
coachNelly: when your autocorrect sells you out
Athelgar: Another Old man standing in the way of success
LRRbot: Candelabra of Tawnos [1] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: Untap X target lands.
meisbored: also avoids weirdness with extra main phases probably
Alex_Frostfire: Also, if you somehow skip your main phase, I guess?
coachNelly: Yeah I’d crack a beer and murder wheeler 🤷🏻♀️
copaceticcleric: how much mana does wheeler have now? like 10?
irreleverent: Both players using lands to get a 1 or less mana artifact that does broken things with lands
TheWarbo: I like the specification of separ—ahh, Paul wondered too
irreleverent: But each being different lands and different artifacts
Dmc3628: sees animate dead classi
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Izandai: All your sorceries can be cast as though they had flash.
xythrogar: lion emitting diode
LRRbot: Tolaria West | Land | Tolaria West enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
gnome_friend emits a lion
AllStarGyudon: This is a costly turn
Dmc3628: and here comes academ
Alex_Frostfire: Do sagas trigger after the draw step created by Sphinx of the Second Sun? Would that trigger it in your end step?
eye_h_bar: What ability is making artifacts tap for mana?
Dmc3628: ye ole Urza old Man
Paranundrox: @eye_h_bar Urza
thraximore: is it the card that smells faintly of cat urine?
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
matthaus_c: wheee combo rodeo
EmberNeo: Old Man Urza
eye_h_bar: Ah, yes
Izandai: !card sphinx of the second sun
LRRbot: Sphinx of the Second Sun [6UU] | Creature — Sphinx [6/6] | Flying / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.
LRRbot: Memory Jar [5] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Memory Jar: Each player exiles all cards from their hand face down and draws seven cards. At the beginning of the next end step, each player discards their hand and returns to their hand each card they exiled this way.
EmberNeo: Its at this point where I usually ask, "Am I dead?"
Izandai: @Alex_Frostfire Technically speaking, sagas don't trigger "after the draw step." They trigger at the beginning of your first main phase, like anything that says "at the beginning of your upkeep." So that sphinx doesn't particularly interact with them.
Mimic_SSB: very thematic in the urza deck
Alex_Frostfire: Noted!
matthaus_c: honestly the answer at this point is definitely maybe @EmberNeo
Alex_Frostfire: I guess that is just the reminder text, huh?
gnome_friend: Math is for eggs
Juliamon: Oh dear
MegaDosX: *tugs at collar*
matthaus_c: it's okay they can't see each other
EmberNeo: Uhhh, hi, Wrenn?
LRRbot: Narset, Parter of Veils [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Narset [5] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / [−2]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
goombalax: what about wrenn and stimpy?
Izandai: That feel when a past version of yourself shows up to the party with your ex.
MegaDosX: I'd rather not be on that car ride
Kadenus: who's gonna tell Six?
Dog_of_Myth: Six meet Seven
irreleverent: TIL LED doesn't tap
electra310: You gotta understand, trunks like thighs!
Izandai: That awkward moment, rather.
gnome_friend: six needs a rest anyway
LRRbot: Brainstone [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Brainstone: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
gnome_friend: You can brainstone WRONG?
irreleverent: @Genderi jinx
MegaDosX: Yeah Narset's pretty strong
xythrogar: Oh, now we can just ask Six why it's afraid of Seven.
Alex_Frostfire: Something that triggers prowess.
spiffinn: when was war of the spark?
Dmc3628: every counterspell that Crim would flip
MegaDosX: lmao called out
spiffinn: more than 2 years right
Genderi: @irreleverent :X
LRRbot: Skycloud Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Skycloud Egg: Add {W}{U}. Draw a card.
Rustpile: Summer 2019?
irreleverent: @spiffinn It's out of standard. It was 2019
aphroditetheclown: God wheelers on a deck running narset, tefer3 *and* oko???
Alex_Frostfire: May 2019, it seems.
matthaus_c: I've Narset Impulsed for Nissa more times than I care to admit last year
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spiffinn: wow it feels so much longer than that
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: paradox?
Alex_Frostfire: It has been two longer years than most.
LRRbot: Rings of Brighthearth [3] | Artifact | Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Mustang_Redcloak: Is it Lux Cannon?
EmberNeo: Blightsteel?
LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
EmberNeo: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR
LRRbot: Voltaic Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.
irreleverent: The classic
irreleverent: That's infinite mana
gnome_friend: !card manifold key
LRRbot: Manifold Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact. / {3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Sibwow: wheelerLoop
Dmc3628: and now Urza spins forever
AllStarGyudon: My poor brain cells
EmberNeo: So spin Urza to win?
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
YeetTheRich_: brrrr
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
rex_main: Also Urza
MegaDosX: That's the third time today I've seen someone win with infinite mana and a Walking Ballista
Izandai: He can also play his entire deck with Urza
copaceticcleric: god I love watching eggs
gnome_friend: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
BrowneePoints: No that's Urzkaku...wait
Dmc3628: hey Serge if anime has taught us anything we need to lose first to win later
Genderi: !card urza's plan
LRRbot: Urza's Power Plant | Land — Urza’s Power-Plant | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
Genderi: Yep, that looks right
gnome_friend: Wait, Hubris already?
MegaDosX: I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Juliamon: I want to do one per game
Juliamon: because a bunch of people missed the first
heckengine: how many points is fast bond chat
AnOddSmith: If it were me I would have just stacked my deck 4Head
Xx_JAG_xX: sorry serge, guess i'm just different I would've won
matthaus_c: 250k on hubris, let's go
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
irreleverent: @heckengine 0 apparently
Alex_Frostfire: Fastbond in top five?
copaceticcleric: I hope he sees fast bond
Dmc3628: i got the nice and blaze number in the prediction
matthaus_c: he would have his head in his hands already if he saw fastbond :p
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
heckengine: NO POG LOST
LRRbot: Darkwater Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Darkwater Egg: Add {U}{B}. Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Yeah that would have been painful
mrverbal: Hello, CanLander, from your antipodean cousins!
Dmc3628: DAMN
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: More like Assault the Earth
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
gnome_friend rotates a beet
EmberNeo: "Salt of the Earth" Serge Yager
Dmc3628: Serge channeling the MJF
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: stonks
MegaDosX: Wow.
copaceticcleric: it was really nice of graham to let wheeler borrow his chromium edh deck
Darleysam: math is for sellers
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
EmberNeo: I'm hearing MJF's music in my head now. Thanks @Dmc3628
Manwichcannon: That should be in a museum serge
LRRbot: Tree of Tales | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Sunbeam Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {W}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: You gain 5 life. / {1}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: Draw a card.
tehfewl: speaking of banned cards
heckengine: more egg
matthaus_c: wait are there Spellbombs other than Aether and Pyrite lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: Nihil
f_tan_theta: and why are so many of the cards in german?
BrowneePoints: lrrBEEJ
Darleysam: that's Simlish, you can't convince me otherwise
thraximore: GreenyReadyRun
gnome_friend: @f_tan_theta for some reason Wheeler collects German foils
electra310: Wheeler likes German magic cards
SgtBrink: have we entered the sims universe?
Izandai: @f_tan_theta Wheeler just likes to be different.
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
F1SHOR: any german speakers around how did he go
thraximore: ß
f_tan_theta: gotcha
BrowneePoints: @f_tan_theta Wheeler likes German and he took some german in school I think?
savorycookie: who plays Sunnygleeb Sookbonnen in Khans of Tarkir team sealed
heckengine: weird SB
YeetTheRich_: I am exclusively here for ß
thraximore: @F1SHOR sehr schlect.
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Alex_Frostfire: ß
togez_nuz: lrrFINE
Alex_Frostfire: Is goos
Alex_Frostfire: *good
Teslamat: a funny thing happened
BrowneePoints: It's always Sunnygleeb in Sookbonnendelphia
Izandai: I was gonna get back into martial arts. :(
matthaus_c: oh, Paul, just noticed we don't have pronouns in the mtg overlay. is there room?
F1SHOR: i took german lessons in y7 i forgot everything i learnt lol
frunkyman: esset stream Pog
Teslamat: that's awkward
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
mrverbal: The weird S is basically a double S, right?
heckengine: oh i sure would
LRRbot: Manifold Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact. / {3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
YeetTheRich_: the ch in spruchbombe is probably the harder thing to pronounce here
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
matthaus_c: natural Manifold Key
Manwichcannon: A slow eggs hand? unheard of
BrowneePoints: @mrverbal kinda. it's more like attacking it between an s and a z
MegaDosX: Woof.
Blythus: Serge is savage this game
LRRbot: Azusa, Lost but Seeking [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.
jamiewisdom74: "my hand is real slow" 2 turns later "combos off"
mrverbal: @BrowneePoints yea that checks out
zuchen_120: I've missed "untippity"
Dmc3628: chooses not to dredge loam
EmberNeo: Serge really channeling MJF here
LRRbot: Kazandu Nectarpot [1G] | Creature — Insect [1/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
mrverbal: my German is very smol
MegaDosX: ZNR cards!
Dmc3628: Serge only needs a Diamond ring
matthaus_c: c'est go
BrowneePoints: It's the cool art too!
CallMeCJ_: who's mjf?
heckengine: oh we cooking
cmdrzellgaudis: Redemption arc activated!!!
LRRbot: Meloku the Clouded Mirror [4U] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/4] | Flying / {1}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Lotus Cobra [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Exploration [G] | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Temperature_Droplet: I am native nad, yeach it is a hard ch
tehfewl: meloku wheelerMonkey
F1SHOR: ohh yay lil nectarpod made it :)
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Blythus: I love seeing random $.25 commons in competitive decks :D
LRRbot: Sunbeam Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {W}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: You gain 5 life. / {1}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: Draw a card.
thraximore: meLOKU
Kadenus: LUL
EmberNeo: Meloku, bay bay
chrysaliss: U Saga l m a o
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kadenus: nice draw man
irreleverent: OOF
MegaDosX: Saga ticks up
thraximore: wheelerMonkey wheelerDiamond wheelerPog
circusofkirkus: when's that emote coming wheeler?
noisyblizzard: numotWOWW
RomanGoro: lrrJUDGECALL
heckengine: thats like a land
gnome_friend: Cool game
tehfewl: is it a spanish meloku that makes 2/2s?
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
YeetTheRich_: can't believe wheeler drew an Akademie von Tolaria
thraximore: perfect
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
jamiewisdom74: ngl its a little satisfying seeing serge pop off finally
BrowneePoints: You talkin crap about the love of every 12 year old mall go'ers life there Wheeler!?
MegaDosX: The rare Azusa punch
zuchen_120: onlylands.com
Kadenus: LUL
thraximore: wow
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Dmc3628: speaking of
Blythus: Holy moly
thraximore: lrrWOW
eye_h_bar: lmao
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
tehfewl: THE OVER SLIME
Kykiwi: lol
darkflame0994: remember to subscribe to Serge's OnlyLands
heckengine: THE OVERSLIME
CallMeCJ_: GIGASLIME
frunkyman: LMAO
electra310: hahaha
EmberNeo: THE OOZE
BrowneePoints: Man that art looks SO good
YeetTheRich_: slorgrurrk
Izandai: Absolutely dominated.
F1SHOR: so this is how lands wins just with a good strip lock
Kadenus: that is such a cool alt art too
aphroditetheclown: Ooze!!!!
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
djalternative: GoGurt the Overslime!
matthaus_c: !decklists
BrowneePoints: In German, "Slogurk der Überschleim"
Izandai: !card slogurk
LRRbot: Slogurk, the Overslime [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Ooze [3/3] | Trample / Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on Slogurk, the Overslime. / Remove three +1/+1 counters from Slogurk: Return it to its owner's hand. / When Slogurk leaves the battlefield, return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand.
narset6691: slowgirk sounds like really old gogurt tubes
62MGcobra: lrrJUDGE
BrowneePoints: Don't edge the Gurk
MegaDosX: Also had I known Serge was going to striplock Wheeler this game I would have voted differently on the prediction
Blythus: Are either of them playing with proxies?
darkflame0994: just watch fastgurk be the next Card Kingdom pin LUL
Symphoneers: Please, Fastgurk the Underslime was my father.
gnome_friend: Fastbond + Slogurk = Fastgurk
EmberNeo: Saga goes to 3 and triggers Slogurk
Teslamat: don't jerk the gurk
MrTheWalrus: turbogurk
Manwichcannon: Gurk of reasonable speed
gnome_friend: @Teslamat Don't jerk and drive
Genderi: Slow gurk + Fast Bond = Hugh Bris
copaceticcleric: what's the fancy looking card?
LoadingReadyRun: make sure to very your gurk speed
heckengine: why is serge never making any karnstructs
jollyoldobnixilis: gurk em out
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Dmc3628: don't need em
MegaDosX: Paul you're on fire today
djliftinlive: doesnt even need the karnstruct value
MadWolf1290: Wheeler is just like "this is my life now."
Genderi: @LoadingReadyRun That's some good !advice right there!
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Teslamat: @copaceticcleric that doesn't narrow it down
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Move to protect the Tiny Drunks
62MGcobra: lrrJUDGE my op is gurking around
heckengine: oh thats a very fast gurk
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun "Ludicrous Gurk! GO!"
F1SHOR: i believed in serge with all my points and its working :)
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just_gut: Nice to have Canlander back. Sometimes it is just fun to see the weird stuff.
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TheWarbo: having Spaceballsed recently, I only want Ludicrousgurk
Rustpile: Does anyone know where they get their dice? I've been looking for larger numbered ones like those.
thraximore: here we go, kids lrrHERE
elah806: @LRRbot LRRRBot this is good advice what are you talking about
ZackTheCatKing: Yo I just heard Kiefer is back home demanding milk, happy for you Wheeler!!
Juliamon: Rustpile Chessex
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
MrTheWalrus: Normal-speed Gurk likes to hang out with Regular Gargadon.
Rustpile: @Juliamon Sweet, thanks!
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Brazen Borrower can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Easilycrazyhat: The dream is still alive!
laikagoat: fionaClap fionaClap
MegaDosX: WOW
monsieur_nick_tamer: Hey, just got here, who else is playing tonight?
lirazel64: Wheeee!
Kykiwi: oh god
electra310: Yaaaaay! Good job Serge!
Dmc3628: there's Salt of the Earth
Kadenus: HES DONE IT
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Juliamon: monsieur_nick_tamer Just these two
MegaDosX: That would have been unreasonably rude, but honestly, I think Serge earned that
zacharyisom: REDEMPTION ARC
62MGcobra: everybody gets one
Blythus: Hahahahahah go Serge!
F1SHOR: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: umbraHype
darkflame0994: I thought Serge was on Lands, not STAX
djalternative: you lost me points Serge!
matthaus_c: THE REDEMPTION STARTS
Juliamon: Last one, get ready!
BrowneePoints: I've heard stories of Snerge smiling as he striplocks his opponents
Kadenus: everyone's a degenerate :)
cmdrzellgaudis: Serge for the win!!!
xythrogar: pog champion
Izandai: Vault Key? Kappa
KakuEpsilon: sergeHolyMoly
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: Redemption arc!
F1SHOR: im going all in on serge again! lets goooo!
Uroboros_of_Old: "Serg is the nicest person to ever striplock someone."
Kadenus: is time vaulting you as bad as thoracle?
heckengine: POG
YeetTheRich_: just found out that in german oozes are called schlammwesen, which verbatim means mud-being
aphroditetheclown: Striplock sounds like a sex thing
BrowneePoints: It's Vintage/Legacy, but even more bombastic!
Izandai: It's consensual maiming.
matthaus_c: I can't not vote for Hubris
thraximore: did Serge just lose a card over the edge of the table?
MegaDosX: It definitely seems a bit rich for my blood in terms of spikiness as far as formats go, but it's definitely fascinating to watch
Dmc3628: willed it in
EmberNeo: Sloppy Magic is the best kind of Magic.
irreleverent: I'm surprised Thoracle is only 2 points honestly
hymntothoth: Gotta love CanLander. You can do every disgusting thing in magic and you never have to feel bad.
CallMeCJ_: oh youy had to JINX yourself yager
laikagoat: sergeHubris
CallMeCJ_: just watch]
F1SHOR: sergeHubris sergeHubris sergeHubris
Alex_Frostfire: After that I think I have to vote Hubris.
copaceticcleric: black lotus
circusofkirkus: did Wheeler palm the fastbond?
CallMeCJ_: prepare to be hoisted by your own pitard serge
zuchen_120: You have to name the card in German though.
auxv: true-name nemisis
matthaus_c: hubris is always the right call
Easilycrazyhat: always take the long odds
Juliamon: Chat momentum is in Serge's favor... but are the cards?
F1SHOR: i would like to see a fast bond tbh
99dcwolf: Ben, are you using any of the cards I sent you? :p
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historyman_admu: Go Serge!
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MegaDosX: Just casually draw ten into your opening hand
BrowneePoints: Wheeler looks like a Fishing Boat Captain and I'm here for it
gnome_friend: LOOK at the CARDS!
chaostreader: !card fastbond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
Genderi: Reverse psychology your deck of magic cards
matthaus_c: Lady Luck casts no eyeballs or momentum
djliftinlive: its nuts
Dmc3628: but finding Zurran Orb is nuts
djliftinlive: youre playing it wrong lol
Painfully_Dyslexic: Come on Serge I put the maximum bet on you
tehfewl: i don't think i there is a wrong way to play urza saga, and thats the problem
F1SHOR: gets the orb and sacks itself for other stuff
VazSun: i mean you can do both
62MGcobra: @Painfully_Dyslexic same
zacharyisom: You cannot get EE with Saga
Izandai: Urza's Saga can't get Engineered Explosives.
thehokeypokey: you can't get explosives with saga
Izandai: It can only get artifacts that cost 0 or 1, not artifacts with mana value 0 or 1.
BrowneePoints: and the triple
aphroditetheclown: !card Zurran orb
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NavelWarfare: I continue to believe in Serge!
CallMeCJ_: !card zuran orb
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
matthaus_c: good twitch!
F1SHOR: ohh noo
gnome_friend: !findquote Twitch
LRRbot: Quote #6316: "Twitch chat is the true super hostile that we met along the way." —James [2019-08-13]
chrysaliss: Urza’s Saga is SUCH a dumb card, I love it
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
felixphew: !card Urza’s Saga
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza’s Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
ContingentCat: !findquote twitch
LRRbot: Quote #3811: "I find it's helpful to just stop caring what Twitch chat thinks." —Cameron [2017-01-06]
spiffinn: does the saga get engineered explosives? i didn't think so
LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player mills a card. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Codex Shredder: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
F1SHOR: lower? i got 22k on this
matthaus_c: never been lower
Diabore: wheeler should have a pip rIght?
ComradeMik: did i miss the end of a match? i thought wheeler won game 1?
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
Manwichcannon: Ben should have a win marked too
BrowneePoints: Where's Alex for the "Shred! Shred! Shred!"
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
Natedogg2: I just want to know what the winner will do with all of those marbles.
matthaus_c: holy bus
MegaDosX: Serge you spoke this into existence
YeetTheRich_: you jinxed it serge
aphroditetheclown: Why does it say wheeler doesn’t have any wins?
CallMeCJ_: HOISTED BY YOUR OWN PITARD
Walla_tv: well thats gross
CallMeCJ_: HUBRIS
MegaDosX: How did you not learn from manifesting True Name in the first game? :p
CallMeCJ_: GET HUBRIS'D
copaceticcleric: lets see does ben have card draw
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Kykiwi: aww no turn one waste land
Diabore: @CallMeCJ_ MAYBE CALM DOWN ON THE ALL CAPS
LRRbot: Gretchen Titchwillow [GU] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Druid [0/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Saheeli, Sublime Artificer [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Saheeli [5] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / [−2]: Target artifact you control becomes a copy of another target artifact or creature you control until end of turn, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Dmc3628: thats a problem
matthaus_c: !findquote spicy
LRRbot: Quote #5601: "It's spicy in my throat!" —Bengineering [2018-12-15]
copaceticcleric: that doesn't look like a master thopterist
TristalMTG: Serge is at 19 from FoW
monsieur_nick_tamer: Serge at 19
LRRbot: Hinterland Harbor | Land | Hinterland Harbor enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: i have now removed the caps lock key from my keyboard
matthaus_c: that's because she's better than a lowly thopterist :p
xythrogar: haaaaaa, free cow!
RomanGoro: Diabore it was really funny tho
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
gnome_friend: !findquote coward
LRRbot: Quote #5505: "Put me in Smash, you cowards." —Graham [2018-11-11]
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Kunio-kun in Smash, you cowards!
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
serramarkov: Goodnight y'all, this has been lovely!
TheInnsanity: servo
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Blythus: Mul doolya
copaceticcleric: urza's saga every time
YeetTheRich_: ben "the wheeler" wheeler
MegaDosX: That's an interesting way to pronounce Daya
99dcwolf: Serge is the type of person that would say "Ope, sorry bud" while Wastelanding/Stripmining someone
F1SHOR: come on a fast bond combo
Sorator13: mooldya
tehfewl: moolly doolly
BrowneePoints: Daaaaaaaya. Me say daaaaaya. Oracle gone and me wanna go home...
LRRbot: Glimmervoid | Land | At the beginning of the end step, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice Glimmervoid. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
jamiewisdom74: more importantly that sexy forest is gone
copaceticcleric: just drew surge into wasteland and fastbond
99dcwolf: I legit said "Ope, sorry" once during a game of Magic. I'm from Minnesota
LRRbot: Shadowblood Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Shadowblood Egg: Add {B}{R}. Draw a card.
JohnLockeCole: Egg! actual Egg
superdude097: !servofacts
gnome_friend: @99dcwolf I'm from Iowa and didn't even realize that I said "ope" until three years ago
Sorator13: egg!
nightwing89: Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
tehfewl: mecakolloss
F1SHOR: ive never seen these eggs before they are stunning
LRRbot: Thought Monitor [6U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Thought Monitor enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
matthaus_c: !unsubservofacts
MegaDosX: The Arena version!
Diabore: !subscribeservofacts
LRRbot: Darkwater Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Darkwater Egg: Add {U}{B}. Draw a card.
gnome_friend: !subscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
Sorator13: another egg!!
matthaus_c: eggs! eggs! e gg s eggs
ContingentCat: !findquote servo
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Diabore: e double g s eggs
heckengine: whats with this deck its like its all a bunch of eggs!
copaceticcleric: noteably lacking white mana
Sorator13: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #2127: "He's like... half Easter Egg." —Paul [2016-03-21]
JohnLockeCole: Playing Eggs! in an Eggs Deck
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Sunbeam Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {W}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: You gain 5 life. / {1}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: Draw a card.
gnome_friend: !card barbed sextant
LRRbot: Barbed Sextant [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbed Sextant: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
BrowneePoints: Barbed Sextant? I love her singing!
YeetTheRich_: never seen that art for chromatic sphere before
LRRbot: Sword of the Meek [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2} / Whenever a 1/1 creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Sword of the Meek from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.
F1SHOR: come on wiff and serge get a massive comeback
Sorator13: these cards are a blast from my magic past, man; those are from when I first started playing
copaceticcleric: I swear if serge wins here
irreleverent: Sure is eggs
TheInnsanity: topdeck hurly burly?
JohnLockeCole: was that... turn 2?
Izandai: Yeah
MadWolf1290: 3
CallMeCJ_: turn 3, i think
DeM0nFiRe: @Sorator13 Same. First magic cards I ever owned was Sacrificial Bam theme deck from mirrodin. Sevral of these cards were in that deck
JohnLockeCole: ahh ok
gnome_friend: You egger
Kykiwi: bold move~!
chrysaliss: Bouquets
jamiewisdom74: come on serge ya got this buddy
MegaDosX: Two very different stories on either side of the board
BrowneePoints: Quesadillas. Serge is cookin Quesadillas
LRRbot: Mossfire Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Mossfire Egg: Add {R}{G}. Draw a card.
missa_hancock: Slight difference in number of permanents there
Sorator13: @Sorator13 My first was a white Exodus deck, but Mirrodin was around when I started, like, actually understanding the game for realsies
KakuEpsilon: Only because I'm a bit fuzzy on Sword of the Meek with Saheeli, wouldn't the last Servo be equipped with the Sword of hte Meek?
savorycookie: my money says Serge is sitting on Manamorphose into Settle
Kykiwi: sword trigger no?
gnome_friend: Why is leg?
ContingentCat: !findquote why
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: wow
Kykiwi: oh no i am wrong
Diabore: !card sword of the meek
LRRbot: Sword of the Meek [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Equip {2} / Whenever a 1/1 creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Sword of the Meek from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.
KakuEpsilon: Oh, I guess you aren't required to it.
LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player mills a card. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Codex Shredder: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
savorycookie: Sword triggers if it's in the graveyard, not battlefield
irreleverent: Sword only happens from the graveyard
Juliamon: LRRbot doesn't like small words in quote searches
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Diabore: sword has to be in the bin to trigger
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
KakuEpsilon: Oh, it's from the graveyard, that's it
KakuEpsilon: Thank you whoever got it to pop up
F1SHOR: eggs is playing eggs - lands playing lands dont know what else i expected tbh
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
Diabore: thats why thopter sword is a combo, sac sword return sword
heckengine: oooooo
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
MegaDosX: Thank you card reader for being able to read that full art version of Cryptic Command :p
KakuEpsilon: Yeah, I've had a Thopter Factory since Alara block, but never heard of Sword until Highlander games.
chrysaliss: I hate artifacts
Kykiwi: it has been a whiiiile~~
heckengine: thats a land alright
LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
Diabore: eff
Diabore: that feels like game
CallMeCJ_: welp
Manwichcannon: Time to get inventors unfair
nightwing89: @Kykiwi I see you too are a person of culture
copaceticcleric: YOOOO
KakuEpsilon: Don't hate artifacts, hate on the blue.
YeetTheRich_: a draw engine? in eggs?
Alex_Frostfire: I think it's just called "eggs."
JohnLockeCole: we all draw here
ComradeMik: we all draw down here serge
Teslamat: We all draw down here
ContingentCat: tis the season to get spooky
Genderi: If we all draw, we go to game 4
MegaDosX: I think two are untapped
KakuEpsilon: Eggs is literally all the draw engines.
JohnLockeCole: the untapped one have summoning sickness ;p
Taveena: oh god do i have a hubris marker now
Taveena: okay.
LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
YeetTheRich_: solid alter
MegaDosX: Paul is a wizard
Kykiwi: It worked~!
zuchen_120: nice
Manwichcannon: um
Blythus: Haha amazing
Izandai: Wait, why is that card missing its art?
emily_t_g5: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
zuchen_120: alter approved
hymntothoth: Oh that's nice
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heckengine: loool that rules
Taveena: Artist is a transphobe.
Dmc3628: uh Terese i believe izan
BrowneePoints: @Izandai Terese is a massive TERF
MegaDosX: Yeah Saheeli and Sword trigger first
Blythus: Original artist is a TERF
grandmastersson: good alter is good
demby15: In love with that alter lol
TheInnsanity: @Izandai teriese nielson sucks ass
xythrogar: PrideTrans
grimshade: mad respect for that echo of eons
KakuEpsilon: Paul probably put the blacked out version into the card reader to register it as Eons.
Izandai: @BrowneePoints Oh. Yeah, that scans.
artemisia_raven: nice art!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Oooh
historyman_admu: Alter approved! Get that TERF outta here
monsieur_nick_tamer: Why is that card blacked out?
MegaDosX: Monkey servo!
silenceaux: monke
DeM0nFiRe: 🐒
BrowneePoints: @monsieur_nick_tamer the artist is a massive TERF
MegaDosX: It's a mechanical monkey!
CallMeCJ_: 🐒
F1SHOR: i think ben needs to be unlucky to lose from here
Genderi: PrideTrans TransgenderPride PrideTrans
tehfewl: FUck Terfs
Sorator13: thank you for the clarity, serge
emily_t_g5: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Taveena: No TERFs on gruul turf!
Sibwow: gerinald thompson
swaggytaco: we love gerry t
KakuEpsilon: Also, thank you for the reminder of TERF are bad, Wheeler. <3
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
historyman_admu: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
irreleverent: NO TERFS ON GRUUL TURF
monsieur_nick_tamer: @BrowneePoints What did he do?
DeM0nFiRe: TransgenderPride
heckengine: gerry is a good boi
heartofgoldfish: TransgenderPride
ContingentCat: TransgenderPride braven10EYE
Blythus: TransPride
jamiewisdom74: fuck terfs
moundsofmayhem: PrideCrown
Robot_Bones: oh right... If for got about that
FenrisSchafer: PrideTrans PrideTrans PrideTrans
grandmastersson: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Kykiwi: F monke
laikagoat: zoeyTR zoeyWaffle
KakuEpsilon: I would say the thing, but I'm pretty sure FNPF is meant to be a non-sweary stream
LRRbot: Manascape Refractor [3] | Artifact | Manascape Refractor enters the battlefield tapped. / Manascape Refractor has all activated abilities of all lands on the battlefield. / You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of Manascape Refractor's abilities.
matthaus_c: @monsieur_nick_tamer if you look her name up you'll find it very easily
Teslamat: @monsieur_nick_tamer she
BrowneePoints: @monsieur_nick_tamer 1st off: She, 2nd: just google it
Dmc3628: oh man
forshamesir: hoo boy thats a good one
Dmc3628: second academy
grandmastersson: PrideCrown PrideCrown PrideCrown PrideCrown PrideCrown
Dmc3628: but we can Saheeli it
MegaDosX: I'm sure he has no way to untap it
Paranundrox: it can also be a Strip Mine
CallMeCJ_: god that card does stuff
Alex_Frostfire: A tapped academy that's an artifact and not a land.
heckengine: serge you should be playing that card tbh
YeetTheRich_: what is this? when did they print that? what the fuck?
Juliamon: KakuEpsilon Chat doesn't have to follow the censorship rules since it's for Youtube upload
ContingentCat: braven10EYE
Dmc3628: one of the Commander sets
Paranundrox: @YeetTheRich_ a few Commander sets ago
Fracaswell: breyaTransDynamo breyaTransDynamo breyaTransDynamo
Juliamon: Please say "fuck TERFs" as much as you like
sonbrohansan: this deck is work
Americano_Splorts: !sahiri
Diabore: @YeetTheRich_ c20 apparently
forshamesir: @YeetTheRich_ commander 20 is the answer you're looking for, the mutate deck specifically
Izandai: God, Manascape Refractor must be an absolute pain in the ass to play on MTGO.
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon Oh, that makes sense, I guess I've never thought of that. Fuck TERFs indeed.
Diabore: @Izandai it might not be, some commander cards dont make it to mtgo
e_bloc: this board state makes my head hurt
RomanGoro: Juliamon I don't know if chants are enabled in here, but darn if "Fuck TERFs" isn't a great use of that feature
99dcwolf: What round is this?
Diabore: @99dcwolf 3
DeM0nFiRe: 3
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Game three of match three
ContingentCat: Fuck TERFs all day every day
monsieur_nick_tamer: @matthaus_c @Teslamat @BrowneePoints 1. sorry 2. Oh, I see, Terf indeed
TheInnsanity: the final turn in fact
BrowneePoints: This is why Second Sunrise got banned in Modern xD(it's a good deck, but it made rounds go to time way too much)
greynecromancer: @TheInnsanity Lol XD
zuchen_120: and that completely different game is called "solitaire" heh
historyman_admu: !card Saheeli
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
F1SHOR: i still havent given up on serge...somewhow
YeetTheRich_: let's be honest, we're all here to watch wheeler play solitaire
LRRbot: Scrap Trawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Whenever Scrap Trawler or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.
grimshade: dare i say wheelers deck is eggcelent
TheInnsanity: there it is
KakuEpsilon: War of the Spark Saheeli.
tehfewl: possible loop
Kadenus: there's the draw baby
heckengine: oh thats a loop alright
irreleverent: That;s a loop
Dmc3628: that's a looper
zacharyisom: This is what we call "the combo"
Alex_Frostfire: Sword of the Meek...
Izandai: Yeah this goes infinite.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Blythus: Yooooooo
Kykiwi: The fORCE~
CallMeCJ_: LETS GO
Izandai: eyyy
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
spiffinn: codex is a 1 as well
e_bloc: this is now a deathloop stream
matthaus_c: @monsieur_nick_tamer no need to apologise, friend. sorry if we were blunt <
NDCazzy: would holding the cryptic helped?... nice Serge
matthaus_c: <3*
MegaDosX: The Force is strong with Serge
rosesmcgee: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Diabore: why tempt him serge
F1SHOR: go serge benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
YeetTheRich_: brøether, may I have the lööps
Kylorn: Serge always surprises you
frunkyman: winning through two force of wills ;_;
MegaDosX: This definitely feels like the kind of deck where you can freestyle on the track
zacharyisom: The sword always gets there lol
KakuEpsilon: Whoa, Serge, that was rad! sergeJustRight
Diabore: no
BrowneePoints: @frunkyman that's why redundancy is key
Dmc3628: ungodly amounts of mana
RomanGoro: BrowneePoints Well, the other key thing is redundancy lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Fireball to the dome? >_>
e_bloc: "win again"
Izandai: @RomanGoro But the thing that's really key is redundancy.
frunkyman: you right redundancy let's you get two force of wills
Kykiwi: LOOOOL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Blythus: OMG
MegaDosX: Because it's Ben Wheeler, clearly
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
YeetTheRich_: LUL
LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: that's why they call him wheeler
silenceaux: Wheels within wheels
Sibwow: theres also a wheel in the yard to flash back
e_bloc: welcome to the highlight wheel
Dmc3628: paradox will do it now
silenceaux: The wheel wills as it wills or something
Sorator13: @e_bloc get out
copaceticcleric: wheeler of fortune
niccus: ben "wheeler" wheeler
MegaDosX: Even if Serge loses here, he's claimed one actual victory and one moral victory
Manwichcannon: We want the fastbond!
NDCazzy: maybe he will just pass turn...
coachNelly: At least his parents got his name right
EHarber1: come on serge I bet everything on you.
e_bloc: @Sorator13 :D
F1SHOR: my belief failed me
copaceticcleric: imagine if he grabs charbelcher
heartofgoldfish: Benjamin, Fortune Wheeler
YeetTheRich_: for the redemption arc we now need a meteor to strike down ben
99dcwolf: Wheeler's Wheels & Deals
djliftinlive: paradox engine?
DeM0nFiRe: All 3 pieces of Wheelxodia
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
Kykiwi: oooh
Teslamat: thopter sword
VazSun: Wheeler Tron
Diabore: 4 wheels even, qith echo in bin
Izandai: Yeah that's very infinite.
KakuEpsilon: Thopter Sword! :O
TristalMTG: it's hedron alignment, memory jar in play, wheel in hand, echo of eons in the gy
Painfully_Dyslexic: Curse you Yager I had a quarter of million points riding on you! My non-exstent children will starve!!
corpocracy: I miss Alara
Seryous_: Give me the Loop, Give me the Loop Give me the Loop, Give me the Loop
Sorator13: @DeM0nFiRe the fourth piece of Wheelxodia is Ben himself. It's a special set of cards passed down through his family. A bloodline combo, if you will.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
ContingentCat: !findquote infinite
LRRbot: Quote #3406: "We can spit in each other's mouths! Then we won't be thirsty! We'll go infinite!" —Alex [2016-09-14]
NDCazzy: almost Serge you almost got him to pass
Blythus: this banter is top notch
f_tan_theta: eggs is waaaaay too seabatBRAIN for me
e_bloc: infinite description
F1SHOR: the hope in serges eyes there that he may untap
LRRbot: Tolaria West | Land | Tolaria West enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
MegaDosX: I have faith Wheeler has something spicy here
Blasteg: no indinite damage yet
VazSun: infinite colorless
coolbluereason9: Yes, yes, no.
DoctorHoneyDew: you cant infinite my infinite!!
MegaDosX: "You only have twelve blue"
djliftinlive: doesnt need to filter it for walking ballista
Izandai: What happens when one player has infinite damage but the other can gain infinite life?
Diabore: @f_tan_theta to be fair you can trip over wins with the deck sometimes
monsieur_nick_tamer: Serge can´t be beat by mere infinity
Kykiwi: important details~!
VazSun: ballista inc
TheInnsanity: did serge forget walking ballista
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: or ballista for the face
corpocracy: I legit love games when they get infinite
Sorator13: @Izandai then you have to start picking actual numbers
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
CallMeCJ_: !card trade routes
LRRbot: Trade Routes [1U] | Enchantment | {1}: Return target land you control to its owner's hand. / {1}, Discard a land card: Draw a card.
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Blasteg: gg
Seryous_: gg
YeetTheRich_: GGs
MurphEP: Good game!!!
Kykiwi: close serge just need one turn
silenceaux: gg
Izandai: @Sorator13 I mean a thing like this where they have infinite instance of one damage and one life.
Dog_of_Myth: GG
Diabore: wheeler goes 6-1 on the night
ContingentCat: GG GL
jackj08: GG
xherorush: UHH i missed this
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
NDCazzy: my mind just went boom
YeetTheRich_: so ... no redemption arc ... that means there will be another episode to this, right?
coachNelly: What a sweet stream
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: GG
huffboi1: DOOOOO IT
irreleverent: 8 MORE HOURS
elah806: Time for some Timlander?
JohnLockeCole: yaaas so many channel Points
Mirrorhead: I would watch it
TheWarbo: 8-hour stream? Kappa
MrPipboy3000: I love Serge's enthusiasm
EmberNeo: 8 MOEW HOURA
MegaDosX: Wheeler's decks are definitely complicated machines
F1SHOR: the excitement is real
djalternative: and you can do so
frunkyman: ggs :) was so nice seeing canlander again :)
EmberNeo: 8 MORE HOURS
MurphEP: Canlander is my favorite format that I don't play
KakuEpsilon: Serge and Wheeler fighting each other in Can-Lander is always a joy to behold.
Blasteg: I would watch it
circusofkirkus: what a fantastic night
elah806: Can we get the smash all decks together game as promised?
KWardJenx: Love this Energy!! These games were Great!!
JohnPraw: That was fun.
rosesmcgee: 4 more years!
MurphEP: Just always fun to watch!
zuchen_120: yaaaaas!
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electra310: I have no idea what just happened, but I liked it!
forshamesir: canlander's always a blast
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hymntothoth: Surge'll get him one day
chrysaliss: I LOVED IT
frunkyman: united deck face off? 👀
circusofkirkus: lrrPAUL
JohnPraw: woop woop Paul!
coolbluereason9: Top shelf powerful magic friends
MegaDosX: @electra310 Magic happened :p
SnowbirdMike: Terrific nite of MTG
corpocracy: This was so much fun. Can't wait to watch more paper Highlander
Dog_of_Myth: Paul, the Wizard
Manwichcannon: Super coolgames
chrysaliss: @dem0nfire THANK YOU lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
KakuEpsilon: Also, I kind of expected someone to play Hidetsugu's Second Rite for Coach Nelly.
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ToastyLoaff: excellent stream
F1SHOR: like they look just as happy and excited as when they started
DeM0nFiRe: Why does medium gargodon refuse to tell us what the button says?
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Blasteg: Set review the podcast 4Head
Genderi: huh
KakuEpsilon: I'm so sad that I lost my "Weird Tap But Okay" button at Universal on Wednesday. :(
SinbadEV: I am watching this because the video told me to at the end'
crystal_shooter: I missed this. Happy I caught the end. Will catch the rest in the vod
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NDCazzy: no 8 person draft next week
djalternative: Studio Sea
Paranundrox: this was great to see
YeetTheRich_: next friday we complete serge's redemption arc right? Kappa
zuchen_120: Jer is going to walk in with a full bio suit on...all the clear plastic....etcetc
DeM0nFiRe: This was super fun to watch
Blasteg: wait I thought safety is third..? becoThinking
ZackTheCatKing: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrALEX lrrWHEELER lrrSERGE
djalternative: I hope we get to see some Winston drafts soon though
Diabore: wait that one?
MintChocDoublin: thank you for staying safe 💚
Paranundrox: some of them are Japanese
NDCazzy: Serge "snatched a lotus" Yager
YeetTheRich_: crop rotation
demby15: It made me so happy to see a bit of highlander!
99dcwolf: Wheeler, are you playing any of the German goodies I sent you?
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Blythus: Jesus, how much money is on that table?
Diabore: @Blythus yes
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
TristalMTG: The Invention Mox Opal is maybe in my top 3 favorites, it's beautiful.
thraximore: @Blythus More than all of my outstanding student loans combined.
theender92: No I missed the entire stream!
TristalMTG: Lotus Petal's my favorite.
DeM0nFiRe: More lrrSERGE !
Easilycrazyhat: All Serge, All the time.
Robot_Bones: Call me anything but don't call me a night
KakuEpsilon: I wonder how many Highlander Decks Ben Wheeler can make only with German cards
Dog_of_Myth: Weekend at Serge's
Robot_Bones: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: And currently free for Prime!
ContingentCat: Can't wait
YeetTheRich_: we need a german table friend at some point
99dcwolf: Would Serge do a stream where all he does is talk coffee?
Robot_Bones: Speedrunning it huh?
NDCazzy: Wheeler is like wait how many times did I die twice?
Easilycrazyhat: Good timing!
tehfewl: its called a "Let's Play"
62MGcobra: at 8:59 am sun serge takes a break
ContingentCat: Lots this Sunday
Sibwow: sponsoled oh yeah
Dog_of_Myth: #sponsoled
tehfewl: are there gacha and waifus? if not, i don't want it
Juliamon: Ooh more Deemo
djalternative: It's like the old Bookworm RPGs!
Kadenus: yu-gi-lets go!
djalternative: DUEL LINKS!!!!!
hymntothoth: We're going back to duel links?
monsieur_nick_tamer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
josh___something: umm
YeetTheRich_: every yugioh game is different to every other yugioh game
MegaDosX: Will it teach you kung fu?
theender92: How many Joey Wheeler jokes have been made?
Mattmitchell45: Return to the YugiOh Fever Dream!
thraximore: Looking forward to it :)
copaceticcleric: will we see the return of cards wheeler likes
hymntothoth: I thought we agreed that Duel Links was a fever dream that we all collectively hallucinated.
thraximore: @theender92 >2
Juliamon: It's like what happened to Tuesday
ContingentCat: whoops lots of content
MegaDosX: Oops All Content
Dog_of_Myth: Hype!
ContingentCat: So excited this looks cool
ContingentCat: Kiss DMing sounds great
NDCazzy: 98.9%?
Kadenus: which one is it?
Easilycrazyhat: Which one was that?
ContingentCat: a lot
MegaDosX: There's a lot
Juliamon: They skipped How Did We Get Here
MegaDosX: 100+
MegaDosX: Oh god
Kadenus: oh no way
MegaDosX: That sounds like hell, no thanks
99dcwolf: Yeah, no
djalternative: the challenges are closer to like 50
MegaDosX: I feel like you'd be forgiven for cheating to do that one
Easilycrazyhat: oof
roosterperez65: HEY
Juliamon: It's more fun to just look up attempts on Youtube
MegaDosX: There's a difference between "something to strive for" and "lmao eat it progression players"
RomanGoro: It was kind of doable five or six versions ago, currently it's madness
RomanGoro: I'm súper hyped for that suggestion, Serge, I was so hoping you'd say that
Kadenus: OOOO i know that one
Robot_Bones: its the end, there is nothing left to do in minecraft Kappa
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: oooo
MegaDosX: Oh neat
MegaDosX: Should play Pixelmon :p
BasilHunter: I've watched Iskell do Vault hunters, but I never have any idea what's going on
djalternative: I'm still on for a week of playing as fish
Taveena: Squints at Taheema...
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Almost nice
josh___something: ugh
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: You broke Serge
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Paranundrox: wheelerRita wheelerRita wheelerRita
F1SHOR: gottem lol
Taveena: 25 months, a quarter of a year
Genderi: "quarter year" :O
MegaDosX: Good lord that's a lot of months
F1SHOR: ok i know now thank you :)
Juliamon: There's that 98 baby
99dcwolf: KRIM!!!
99dcwolf: *CRIM!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL I'll tell him you said that.
MegaDosX: Deez bits
Sibwow: esau
JohnPraw: goodnight people
Phailhammer: cya :)
YeetTheRich_: bbyee
DeM0nFiRe: If it wasn't Cain or Abel it must have been Marcus
ZackTheCatKing: Thanks guys!
SnowbirdMike: bye
YeetTheRich_: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrWHEELER lrrSERGE lrrPAUL thanks Lads
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MurphEP: Thank you so much
SnowbirdMike: Thanks for stream
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RomanGoro: And now we wait for lrrPAUL
KWardJenx: Thank you for the Stream. Nite!
Rustpile: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap lrrSHINE
heartofgoldfish: give us the spicy flavortext paul
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to the crow.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Disrespect THE HELM.
ContingentCat: !findquote crow
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: !helm
LRRbot: Invoke THE HELM.
laikagoat: lrrSPOOPY
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrWHEELER
F1SHOR: lrrHEART lrrHEART
heartofgoldfish: 6-1 milkshake bracket of victory
MegaDosX: Outstanding.
ContingentCat: !! Surprise wheeler
Mai_Andra: lrrSPOOP
NDCazzy: amazing
KWardJenx: Got'em!
F1SHOR: wasnt ready for that at all lol
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Rustpile: Have a good time of day chat!
felixphew: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's !updog with you? lrrSPOT
DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Need drugs.
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote drugs
LRRbot: Quote #1413: "The drugs are killing you with their MAC-10s." —Graham [2014-01-17]
DeM0nFiRe: rpgThinking Ah yes of course