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TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: hey txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
SergeYager: i go live early
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
SergeYager: i don't give a dang
Alma_v: lrrSIG sergeScopeCreep
beowuuf: lrrWOW snerge is in the house, who knew
SergeYager: i'm at my computer, let's play some gaaaaames
NightValien28: serge is a rebel
SergeYager: i do what i waaaant
DeM0nFiRe: We're speedrunners now, we're sequence breaking
beowuuf: wow, you let someone become a cyberninja with lightning reflexes once and it goes right to their heads :p
SergeYager: this next skip shaves 3min off our start time
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SergeYager: in that i skipped shaving this morning, so i had extra time
ExachixKitsune: Whooo
LordZarano: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Defrost: The trick is to skip shaving every day cause you can't grow a beard :D
TXC2: I've skipped shaving for 11 months, saved me a lot of time
beowuuf: chat remember, if we type 'speed' in to chat at the same time at exactly 3mins 3secs in to the repository level, it also shves 6 seconds off.
Tandtroll_OG: All the rules go out the window
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
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TXC2: hello Joda011980 welcome
SergeYager: 1min
joallthedogs: sergeHi
SergeYager: oh hi jo
SergeYager: you come around here often?
Boon_33: lrrSIG sergeSip lrrSIG
TXC2: hello Jo
joallthedogs: lol
beowuuf: so since this is sevcon, this is actually james's 2020 PaC stream, right?
SergeYager: 30 sec!
Tandtroll_OG: Is Serge be8ng thirsty on main?
SergeYager: uh?
Niahlah: lrrSIG lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSIG
P4r7YG0D: @Tandtroll_OG no? this is LRR not main?
TXC2: Tandtroll_OG well he's not said coffee yet, so no
TXC2: Here we GO!
dynamicType: sergeHi
Boon_33: lrrARROWS
beowuuf: sergeHi morning!
TXC2: Hello Serge
Niahlah: OMG the BEARD
Didero: Hello!
TheThirdTail: sergeHi
NightValien28: sorry can't hear you, still watching the ad Kappa
beowuuf: it definitely was cool to catch it live at 4am this morning :p
x0den: hello
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Serge is back for round 2 of Ghostrunner this morning on Play it Forward! ||
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joallthedogs: speedrun strats
Dalrint: Ghostserge or Sergerunner?
Didero: Oh right, THAT'S what I wanted to do today, catch up on yesterday's VOD
Tandtroll_OG: That is a beard. Amazing
Manae: Rugged Serge is one step away from Snerge
Boon_33: sergePopcorn gotta go fast! sergeSip
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beowuuf: content warning - it's about 95% we're going to betrayed by someone we're talking to in game :p
TXC2: yeah this game has no chill
TheElrad: there is an amount of murder that will happen
joallthedogs: sergeHolyMoly
NightValien28: its just like minecraft but with more wall running Kappa
dkosa: this is snerge stream not serge stream
Boon_33: Homicide with Serge!
TXC2: we're gonna be betrayed the guy who somehow isn't Megabyte from reboot
joallthedogs: sergeJustRight
Didero: Sounds good to me
Niahlah: that's good
Boolean263: Hello Peter
Didero: So I missed yesterday's stream, what's the tl;dr of this game, please?
lexinerdstuff: yo we got doc ock?!
Boon_33: ninja is making sounds... is that ninja normal?
TXC2: so I only caught an hour of the vod, have we met that person again?
beowuuf: @TXC2 them? nah, they were so chill and cool - except about caring about people, and some comment about how the villain didn't learn enough evil stuff from them :p
dkosa: @txc2 is it one of his other forms?
NathanLonghair: Really?? Sounds loud to me
Dalrint: I heard they're renaming dystioian future to just 'The future' because *gestures at everything*
Ritaspirithntr: So is this what Serge plays to get hype for the new Kamigawa set?
Ritaspirithntr: ;)
ninja_theory_ashrams: well, sidenote, I am looking forward to going back to Kamigawa
Leebo140: It's Serge Poggers
Didero: Thanks for the summary!
beowuuf: mara was the architect's second but betrayed him and seems pretty bad and was happy to kill a city section to get to you> But the architect seems a little sketch and 'for the good of all, sod the ondividual, why are you caring'
TXC2: this is where you get DiVA's memories in Fallout 4 :p
varazeal: Ah Serge doing non Serge stuff, murdering everyone! XD
beowuuf: @varazeal yes... how unlike him....
Boon_33: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
TXC2: varazeal you've not seen Serge play minecraft have you? Kappa
varazeal: @varazeal Shhh :P
varazeal: @TXC2 I have but he was just building stuff XD
LordZarano: The Architect told us not to bother saving civilians because "The Greater Good™" so... yeah
BusTed: Hey all.
TXC2: hello BusTed welcome
beowuuf: this is the remnants of a virtual world where we can get cool upgrades and stuff, running faster than the real world. The architect can only really interact with us here, as he's 'dead' and now only an AI shadow of his past self
beowuuf: oh, they were bangin, got it
Didero: Everyone including you?
Dalrint: Zoey seems almost *too* nice.
beowuuf: you were the do anything emotionless bodyguard for the architect, so presumably you sucked too
oatway: probably especially us
LordZarano: !findquote dream void
LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." —Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
beowuuf: yeah, i hope zoe doens't end up being mara / the architect / randomly makes a bad choice at the end
RebekahWSD: Oh this is something for the motion sickness
Didero: I'm generally sick of motion, but it's the weekend so I can just sit still Kappa
Alex_Frostfire: Is it gravity changing or just the orientation of the platforms?
varazeal: Tbh Im just listening atm I cant handle this kinda stuff XD
Didero: Seems like the platforms are rotating
beowuuf: oh, we can yell when we're out of this then
Didero: That was an answer to Alex_Frostfire , because it sounds facetious as a loose remark :p
Angreed66: 13 it says in the top right
TXC2: I put it to you that the platforms moving, and gravity changing makes no difference here
Boolean263: You got this.
beowuuf: lol, the reverse oh no / i'm a genius
beowuuf: and the double reversal
Didero: Hey, the 'No Backseating' tag got removed, that means we can tell Serge how to play videogames! Kappa
beowuuf: @Didero you could have just let it do double duty :p
oatway: at least we start at 7 now
beowuuf: who knew you needed to be a skilled ninja to survive in One Direction - boy bands are brutal
dangerous_safety: the fall jump
beowuuf: weather's weird outside, but otherwise chill weekend
x0den: doing pretty good, last ones at the beginning
DeM0nFiRe: Oh sorry I ate the last one, my bad
beowuuf: @DeM0nFiRe don't eat the delicious macguffins!
Dalrint: Yay
beowuuf: and we're out of the twisty world!
TXC2: eat a lrrAWESOME instead
fry_dx: Guys I made some Macguffin Sandies, careful now they're hot
beowuuf: noice
Didero: You have to Tetris your skills?
Avery316: literally just finished the VOD from yesterday, and was like 'wait a sec... 9am is now!' :D
beowuuf: sergeHi welcome
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Dalrint: Follow that ninja!
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TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make fun of the sun.
beowuuf: hh, i knew there'd be another ghostrunner. the whole 'yea, we never found them all' was a bit of a clue :p
SerGarretCameron: look for the yellow on your right.
Evochron13: hang on i thought Kamigawa set wasnt' supposed to be released til next year lrrBEEJ
LurkerSpine: shinyc4Rip shinyc4Rip shinyc4Rip
Didero: These jumps seem fiddly
Hangedman: it is a little strict about height and range sometimes
Dalrint: This reminds me of the batman beyond future. everything is bright and flashy and set to techno
beowuuf: tower of doom? hah, fall of doom is scarier
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x0den: so what game made yellow the "go this way" color? i think it was uncharted but i dont actually know
beowuuf: i kinda want a cut scene where it turns out all this music is just in the ghostrunner's head, and he's humming it to himself externally
Evochron13: chat'd have your DB license revoked if you didn't go left
OminouslyOminous: yes because the bus drags right
beowuuf: @x0den lighting used to be the 'go this way' colour, so it tracks to keep the same yellow of lamps and other lights be the indicator
Didero: Where did you think 'Go Left' came from?
Didero: Going left is ALL you do in that game :p
beowuuf: i thought go left was from dark souls, people trying to tell alex directions 20 seconds too late
TXC2: it is Serge
Didero: but ALL our advice is useless! :p
CataclysmicReverb: Very "I'm a Genius // Oh no!!" energy there
LordZarano: Go Left was from an IDDQDerp iirc
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I thought it came from Alex being frustrated at chat ages ago
Alness49: I mean, that as well
theblakdeth: I thought go left was just the "try pyromancy" of twitch chat
Meyari: I'm pretty sure it was from a game Alex was playing on stream and chat was trying to 'help'
ExachixKitsune: I thought go left was from talking sim when they were playing Undertale or something and it was a clip in the clip show thing
fry_dx: I just assumed it was sounds political advice :P
Evochron13: @beowuuf both; it started as a db meme and then extended where it was fully codified via alex streams
CataclysmicReverb: @fry_dx Also that
thraximore: I'm shocked D:
Dalrint: Sometimes an alley is just an alley
TXC2: ExachixKitsune go left was from well before that, which is why they make fun of it there
beowuuf: @beowuuf interesting, dark souls was the real world 'go left' mainfesting, and that's why it stuck out to alex?
ExachixKitsune: Oh huh Thanks TXC2
Boon_33: OSHA!
TXC2: "go left" is basically the OG LRRstreams meme
thraximore: go left :)
beowuuf: should?
thraximore: it's even in the GMAE
thraximore: game*
kainboa: cyborg ninja parkour runner, what's not to like?
Didero: Being able to restart incredibly quickly also really helps
LurkerSpine: I think the most important thing about this game is the instant restart
jpost042: and then the game keeps you humble
varazeal: I do love the whole one shot nature
MehallD: I'm enjoying watching, but I'm finding my confirmationt hat this game was not one for me to play
TXC2: I'd to know how this game resets this fast
TXC2: *like to know
BlueFingers5: do you die in one hit in this game?
theblakdeth: @MehallD why's that?
LurkerSpine: cheer100 gamer
thraximore: a nice CLEAN beheading
Dalrint: what was that hand zappy thing
Simonark: How many "I can put my arm back on, you can't" references have we as a chat had yet?
Didero: @MehallD LRR streams have helped me experience and enjoy games that I wouldn't have liked if I played them myself
beowuuf: it's probably a cheat, you're going to die in the busy parts so they only need to keep the busy parts loaded?
Didero: Like Wheeler's Sekiro PiF
ShaneLeeAtk: Turbo TInnel!
LurkerSpine: I did, I'm just confused by the comparison
CataclysmicReverb: I imagine it does it by knowing how to not unload everything every time you restart
CastleOtranto: That stupid Battletoads level!
MehallD: @MehallD Super Meat Boy was kind of my limit for immediate death stuff, and it was at least 100% predictable and not relying on enemy pathing.
Electrodyne: I had a friend who had it, never had it myself
CataclysmicReverb: Very turbo tunnel indeed
LurkerSpine: Which battletoads level?
LurkerSpine: I don't think I ever beat level 5
dangerous_safety: yeah
oatway: the visual design of the Xs and down arrows is very pleasing
hud_bot: Atleast you can see in this
ShaneLeeAtk: Turbo Tunnel. Level 3
TXC2: this is the end of the movie speed :p
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The third one.
Dalrint: I never beat that level
Didero: The Aladdin game for DOS had something like this for when you escape the Cave Of Wonders on Carpet
LurkerSpine: the jetski one?
CastleOtranto: The turbo bike level
varazeal: The memories
RelogosTW: the thrice dammned bikes
varazeal: I sure as hell never made it past that
f_tan_theta: it's funny how many games of other genres are secretly rhythm games in disguise
beowuuf: at least the checkpoint was on the carriage there :p
Bengineering: goood morning~
thraximore: Don't fuck with wizards.
TXC2: hello Bengineering
Didero: Hi!
seems_decent: Serge playing ghostrunner? never knew I needed this, but I'm definitely here for it fpskHype
mowdownjoe: @Bengineering HAI BEN
x0den: good morning!
Leebo140: It's Ben
LurkerSpine: I dunno, I thought the worm level was a lot more frustrating
joallthedogs: sergeHi hi Ben!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A World Record holding cutie.
Bengineering: ive been better lol, my bathroom got flooded from above
nimrickz: his name is serge?
oatway: imagine being a cutie
LurkerSpine: I loved the pause music in battletoads
kumatsu: Hope you're ceiling does ok, Ben
ExachixKitsune: D:
DeM0nFiRe: oof lrrAWW
thraximore: YEAH BABY
varazeal: Oh no Ben
joallthedogs: @Bengineering I saw that! :(
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi Ben benginHeart
Didero: Bossfight!
Brozard: HECK
thraximore: here we GO
beowuuf: uh oh
oatway: we sekiro now
Didero: She has a health bar for a reason, I'd assume
mowdownjoe: Well, I came in a half-hour late and right on time for some spice.
beowuuf: we can take on hit, they have a health bar?
RelogosTW: you did 1 dmg
RelogosTW: that but more
f_tan_theta: we sekiro now
kainboa: get gud scrub! Kappa
dangerous_safety: we die
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't dunk the nuclear core in the shower.
LurkerSpine: hit them with your ninja sword Kappa
theblakdeth: try pyromancy
Bengineering: guard until the blue bar goes away
NightValien28: try pyromancy
RocknGrohlNerd: this looks intense
beowuuf: try pyromancy? kill an old lady?
x0den: it looks like you have to deflect a bunch, shes has a subbar that goes down
ExachixKitsune: aww hel
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Keep parrying? The blue bar goes down when you block.
mowdownjoe: There's a block stamina bar. We really are Sekiro now.
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !advice
LRRbot: Never cross the beards.
Gaz_L: perfect match of speed and skill
TXC2: oh good, we're fighting Hel :P
Bengineering: hmmm okay
Simonark: Look back fondly on Battletoads?
Greendrag13: The blue-bar seems to reset when you have a poorly timed guard?
LurkerSpine: try and ring them out like in Soul Cal?
beowuuf: use powers!
f_tan_theta: opponent must concede
oatway: I think your last hit, where the sword is behind her back, is a bit early?
NightValien28: are you attacking, is the blue bar regenerating because of it?
mowdownjoe: You're a little fast on her big overhead.
x0den: that last hit look like it is counting as an attack and resets the bar
Bengineering: it does look like it only goes down if you guard at the right timing
Gaz_L: just perfect guard every time and git gud, obviously Kappa
beowuuf: chat is calling time your defence
Didero: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
RelogosTW: 3 guards then counter
LurkerSpine: early on the last one maybe?
Bengineering: you're guarding the alst one too early
NightValien28: too early on the last one
Boon_33: !badadvice
LRRbot: Smoke Beej e'rry day.
Bengineering: theres a wind up
Serivus: you block too early on her double overheaed strike
f_tan_theta: wow Cam really put us in a box in that quote
CataclysmicReverb: If your power bar is empty then you should probably serve more energy drink mixes :)
thraximore: I think you're a bit fast on the last swing
Gaz_L: yeah, wait for her to actually swing on the last
Bengineering: no no still guard
Gadora: Just really hecking up those swords.
x0den: 1 2 3 delay then 4
RocknGrohlNerd: or...make them fall of the edge?
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Bengineering: there ya go
beowuuf: got there!
RocknGrohlNerd: FBtouchdown
hud_bot: yay
TXC2: forward progress!
Bengineering: sorry for the backseat
kainboa: just gotta do that 3 more times...
x0den: 1st try!
beowuuf: wow, architect took physical damage having to admit that :p
Leebo140: Is this on Steam? It looks really fun
kainboa: @Leebo140 yeah, it's on steam
TXC2: Leebo140 it is
fry_dx: I mean if you're going to get backseated, Ben's the one you'd want to do it right?
laikagoat: @Leebo140 it is, but its also free on prime this month if you have that
beowuuf: @Leebo140 amazon games i believe, but currently free if you have prime
Hangedman: yeah, you can get it drm-free from gog
f_tan_theta: sergeFall
beowuuf: oh, gog, nm
Leebo140: I don't have Prime, steam it is!
makkan24_btw: daddyd65YodaHeart daddyd65YodaHeart
oatway: weird rhythm cafe but I'm here for it
Hangedman: it's through prime, but you can actually just download it instead of using twitch's weird games app
Gaz_L: but rhythm cafe isn't until tonight
thraximore: "The game really makes you FEEL like Sekiro." -IGN
beowuuf: look, we get it, you want to spend extra time this evening in heather and ian's slot :p
TXC2: it's £9.99 right now on stream
ExachixKitsune: It's Rhythm Brunch Cafe
Bengineering: nice!
beowuuf: interesting, looks like only four loops?
makkan24_btw: She does 4 short attack then one slow
Leebo140: You got this serge!
Bengineering: this game gives me big Furi vibes
oatway: buckets has been declared
thraximore: mmm. Her acknowledging her mistakes in not just... killing the Architect.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I was thinking Furi too with this fight
RelogosTW: speedruns of this game must look really cool
Hangedman: it's definitely got the same cyber+synthwave feel. i wonder who did the OST
RocknGrohlNerd: @oatway I agree with buckets being called there
beowuuf: @RelogosTW serge was thinking of playing one if we end early, since the wr is 34 mins?
makkan24_btw: Wr for this game is 34:34
Traion: Hey Serge, hey Chat. How goes cool cyber ninja life?
Hangedman: which reminds me, I still need to play Haven, which was soundtracked by DANGER who also did a lot for the Furi OST.
beowuuf: sergeHi
BrowneePoints: Serge is ACTIVELY gaming
RelogosTW: yeah i don't really think that Serge is on a WR pace
Simonark: Welcome to Hel.
Traion: Ninja bossfights are Wheeler's brand on this channel Mr. Yager. Cease and Desist before Disney gets involved Kappa
makkan24_btw: You can skip hel
BrowneePoints: @makkan24_btw maybe let the person play the game :3
beowuuf: @Traion wheeler weekend was last month, this month is serge weekend! (also still with wheeler)
Bellpei: We're in too deep now. Can't not fight Hel.
TXC2: makkan24_btw I don't think good Christian living is gonna get us past this Kappa
Gaz_L: what if you just did the warp zone in world 1 of super mario?
nevermore913: she just just stay and fight instead of running like a coward
Jermyee: what if you just skipped to the end of the game? 4Head
PharaohBender27: How run the ghosts today?
beowuuf: cool to know, but serge is unlikely to do it on purpose :) though didn't we accidentally do a skip at some end of boss fight yesterday?
TemporallyAwry: Skipping that sequence of T.O.M. though, that was necessary ;p
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 there';s now two of them...
Traion: Also thanks to Wheeler we have a rule about this: Just say "Try Pyromancy" (or "Try Parrymancy" if you are fancy) :p
f_tan_theta: this is getting out of hand?
LurkerSpine: does their sword glow when it's the right block window?
thraximore: You know you can just turn the game off, it's over IMMEDIATELY if you do that! umbraSmile
thraximore: @LurkerSpine Pretty sure that's a yes
RocknGrohlNerd: @traion Wheeler is occupied solving clown shortage in Ireland, someone has to ninja fight lrrFINE
beowuuf: yup, can't be betrayed by anyone if we don;t keep playing :p
Gaz_L: this is very sekiro, i'd say ask wheeler but this is how you parry in that game and...
Boolean263: You've got this.
BrowneePoints: I believe in you!
beowuuf: @Gaz_L we haven't found any confetti yet...
makkan24_btw: Pc or console?
Serivus: I think faster on the spin
Serivus: it's when her blade flashes yellow
thraximore: @Gaz_L and even if we DID find some confetti, there's no guarantee it'd be divine :)
PharaohBender27: Quick! Someone call lrrHEATHER !
Bellpei: So are we just gonna play this straight into Rhythm cafe. :kappa:
Traion: Oh Body Mods are 70% maybe get a better sword arm? Kappa
beowuuf: @Bellpei lol, there's actually a bonus kathleen stream later :) scrabble rpg!
Traion: The soundtrack is a banger btw
Serivus: you've got that first one down pat though
Gaz_L: it's weird, those attacks don't look like they're doing knockback, but sometimes Serge just falls off after 6 or 7
thraximore: Have you tried killing the boss? 4Head
Simonark: Serge, your 4x medieval farming sims are getting weirder all the time
Bellpei: !advice
LRRbot: Filter feeding is a sometimes food.
TXC2: "it's easy gentlemen, we simple kill the bossman"
beowuuf: weird factorio mod, needs more fugi
Gaz_L: just top deck bolt to do the last 3 damage
gualdhar: Maybe rather than a QTE, this should be a *slow* time event?
Angreed66: mara
beowuuf: the sharks?
LordZarano: So is the red... hydraulic fluid?
thraximore: It's Mara's favorite dish!
NightValien28: why don't WE have lasers?
Traion: Okay I have it: First you need to grow Parsnips, then hand them to Mayor Lewis. Lewis gives you the laser reflect shield. Ez game
thraximore: @LordZarano Maybe it's the congetti umbraThink
thraximore: confetti*
beowuuf: @NightValien28 architect sucks and climbers didn't have the parts :(
beowuuf: blah blah lasers could blow stuff up blades are good blah blah
Simonark: Laser rental place closed on Sunday
TXC2: no congetti for mom's spaghetti
beowuuf: i notice mara doens't have the same concerns about things blowing up :p
Angreed66: Yeah it seems like the yellow is the signal
wightfyre: A game about patience but also never stopping
kumatsu: I thought it was just about parkour SeriousSloth
Traion: Now he is even stealing Wheeler's commentary about patience Kappa
beowuuf: a ninja's chief weapon is patience, patience and a blade. Their two weapons are...
Creideiki_SE: I watched the AGDQ speedrun earlier today. I think it's a game about running from, over, or around all your problems.
LurkerSpine: 4 fast, 1 really fast?
thraximore: @beowuuf Nobody expects, the Spanish samurai!
Traion: Can you try the slow down on the attack that is giving you trouble?
beowuuf: @Traion you know what they say, someone steals your lands piloting, you send one of their commentaries to the serge
Gaz_L: @thraximore Jetstream Sam?
Angreed66: 4 fast 1 really fast
MrMatternot: Samurai se España
wightfyre: I think it's 4 fast 1 really fast based on the flashes
Traion: beowuuf LUL
thraximore: @Gaz_L Not familiar, but now that I say it the concept seems cool :)
beowuuf: @beowuuf well, ever since highlander a spanish samurai with a scottish accent is almost expected :p
f_tan_theta: Employ the ancient chinese art of Tai Ming
MrMatternot: tetrads?
dangerous_safety: 4 fast 1 furious?
Gaz_L: @thraximore Metal Gear Rising is a very silly and very good game
PharaohBender27 suddenly has flashbacks to lrrJAMES doing backpack tetris in Tarkov
beowuuf: @f_tan_theta sergeJustRight
TXC2: do dodo do
Traion: So now it is time to backseat tetris chat. Kappa
jpost042: this is an interesting upgrade system
Hangedman: i have an extremely silly soft spot for shape-balanced inventories
MrMatternot: Bullettime
LurkerSpine: it looks like the sword glows when it's behind her as she does the spin attack
Bellpei: Oh gosh... This is like... Kingdom Hearts 358/2
Hangedman: if you're going to need to do inventory tetris, may as well make it cool
Bellpei: Never thought I'd say that again.
Hangedman: can make the traversal easier at least
Traion: Too bad, good to try though
mowdownjoe: I wonder if you can shove back her sword beams at her.
Crokoking: can you deflect her lasers?
TemporallyAwry: HeadCanon - you're both already slowing down time.
MrMatternot: Do you just block with the sword, no parry?
Boolean263: ^
beowuuf: but the good news is you have 3 more hours plus the space for a fourth hour :p
Gaz_L: steel vs steel alone
fry_dx: Oops! All Mechanics
Hangedman: @TemporallyAwry i was actually working on a game concept based on that, but wow it's hard to code
beowuuf: plus all of rythmn cafe later *wink*
Gaz_L: only fight
MrMatternot: So a QTE, really?
Traion: It's like Sekiro, we parry until their posture is broken then we deathblow
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Well, more like space for another 50 minutes, realistically - we don't want to go right to the wire
Hangedman: QTEs are really more 'out of nowhere during cutscenes' kinda thing
TXC2: and learning is half the battle
TXC2: the other half of course being wining
beowuuf: @beowuuf that's allowing for a half hour gap since the bonus stream is at 10.30pm bst
Hangedman: oh i thought the other half was Cool Jamps
Gaz_L: you moved like they do /Trinity
f_tan_theta: learning has occured
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Ah, my bad.
thraximore: it'd be cool if you got the laser after this fight
beowuuf: but can we trip like they do?
Traion: Clearly you get that upgrade by becoming a bad guy. Time to betray the rebellion
mowdownjoe: That first strike of the last combo came fast.
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TemporallyAwry: Really it's just a puzzle game with reflex mechanics lrrBEEJ
Simonark: We believe in you, you clearly exist.
Gaz_L: proggers
beowuuf: how come Hel gets a cool name and we're just a number with a nickname of Jack? So unfair!
Traion: It is a very nice idea of her to indicate her position with glowing red light, would be more helpful without the death attached to the lights
Traion: beowuuf but we get magic beans later so who is the real winner? Kappa
Serivus: @beowuuf Her parents are much more creative than ours
Hangedman: i do appreciate that you're not punished instantly for being too fast, so you can at least learn to feel it out
beowuuf: @Traion oh, definitely us then :p
beowuuf: @Traion do the magic beans betray us?
x0den: @beowuuf hey i liked samurai jack!
kumatsu: Good question son. No more questions.
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thraximore: It just occurred to me that we have the same name as the protagonist of Bioshock :D
dangerous_safety: hey sword sister
Gaz_L: here, have these light up sneakers, son
Traion: beowuuf The Magic Bean Consortium refuses to ask further questions :p
Traion: *answer
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: She's so mad
Boolean263: We're lucky she can't lead her ranged shots worth beans.
beowuuf: @beowuuf if we were called samurai jack that would be cool, but we're the "jack" ghostrunner 74/99
wightfyre: GG
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
thraximore: YEAH
oatway: free sword
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty
Leebo140: Poggers Serge
thraximore: and we get her SWORD
Traion: We got that laser sword you wanted Serge
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: woa we got 2 blades now?
NightValien28: we have a new sword
CataclysmicReverb: You can have her techniques when she's outgrown them, son
Statist42: first try lrrHORN
Talboto: FBtouchdown
Tangsm: So can you shoot X's and backslashes now?
beowuuf: the secret to these battle events, don't lose your head MiniK
f_tan_theta: seabatClap
Traion: This is a vaporwave album cover is what this is
NightValien28: yeeeah
TXC2: damnit I missed the win :p
x0den: @beowuuf jack wasn't his real name wither
gualdhar: we just murdered our tech sister and the only thing the architect cares about is the data in her head...
thraximore: we DO get it! umbraHype
beowuuf: oh, NOW the architect doesn't mind lasers blowing everything up?
Simonark: International House of Laser Swords, open for business
oatway: code folded a thousand times
thraximore: Guns are good for contingencies.
RebekahWSD: D:
Traion: These tutorial sequences are really cool
thraximore: ARCHITECT.
beowuuf: lol, yay, we called the architect out on he previous BS :p
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: surge upgrade
x0den: sword step sister.
Gaz_L: brb gotta Tetris
TemporallyAwry: Or, that stair-case piece is tricky :D
Serivus: did you just get an extra row from that?
Bellpei: Obviously we should upgrade Serge as much as possible.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This is a complicated Tetris Effect mod
f_tan_theta: megaman battle network vibes
Hangedman: the last in the yellow row is also new
thraximore: @beowuuf The best part about the writing so far is their willingness to call out tropes, justify them, and then subvert them
Traion: I feel like there are entire guides dedicated to optimal Tetris placement for these
oatway: I'm trying to imagine iterating on this design
Gaz_L: more Serge? :p
Soul1355: you can fit the little red one if you want
beowuuf: @beowuuf true
Bellpei: We can put the 3 size one in.
Hangedman: yeah, i just saw it shining until it was moused over once
thraximore: Final assault already? Darn.
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: oh the sword we get is actually a skin
Gaz_L: to be fair, it's not actually Tetris, cuz they're not tetrominoes
Simonark: Stabbing and lasers. Two great tastes that lay waste together
MrMatternot: @oatway Make the tetrads 3d and your inventory space is a cube.
jbasqo: hi serge just wanted to say you're great :D
beowuuf: so will this actually be the final assault, or will there be a Plot Twist?
thraximore: I will say, it's looking slightly less likely that Zoe is Mara. Still a chance, but it feels less likely.
Dalrint: felt like more deaths than that
Hangedman: the array of raycasts is cute
f_tan_theta: can they see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Bellpei: Can we use Serge on the turrets?
ExachixKitsune: is this... NVIDIA Ray-Tracing?
oatway: @MrMatternot I mean like, while making it, playing around with it and trying to figure out exact shapes and sizes
beowuuf: @thraximore i was thinking zoe was an architect 'skin' to test us or manipulate us, but that doens't seem likely either. Which is cool
dangerous_safety: stealth violence is still violence
RocknGrohlNerd: true^
Gaz_L: the kaymaster? where's the gatekeeper? when do we fight Gozer?
thraximore: "I was literally built for this sole purpose."
pvtjoker3: the key master. that nerd from ghostbusters?
Traion: I wonder how normal people get to work around here
f_tan_theta: if someone asks if your a god, you say yes!
MrMatternot: More useful abilities would have larger and more complicated shapes, to prevent stacking/overlapping high powered abilities.
MilkInBags: Mara Sov killed Adam? D:
pvtjoker3: LUL LUL
thraximore: Interesting!
Dalrint: why couldn't cyberpunk 2077 be this cool
Hangedman: because it tried way too hard
TXC2: yeap that's not a sign of insanity at all, no sir :p
varazeal: Ai losing touch with humanity? That always goes great
beowuuf: sure it's nothing :p
Simonark: Its an Arkham Asylum Scarecrow level in fp
thraximore: I wonder how different the Architect program is from Adam.
beowuuf: @thraximore it's alive for one thing :p
Gaz_L: reminds me of Remember Me by dontnod
beowuuf: no joke, forgot about that game
MilkInBags: oh good, they lost a limb next to the LIMBS store
thraximore: @thraximore It might be better if it was the other way around :D
Dalrint: I loved Remembmer Me. that was such a neat game
MrMatternot: This music sounds like the OST for PinOut
x0den: should you really be apologizing to the people trying to kill you?
Alex_Frostfire: The yellow... brick road?
Soul1355: wall run?
TXC2: Remember Me was a game with so much wasted potention
LordZarano: Wallrun up?
Dalrint: It's serge. Of course he apologizes.
TXC2: *potential
thraximore: @x0den It's a Canadian thing umbraSmile
mowdownjoe: Follow your radar to more meatsacks to stab?
beowuuf: i'm not trying to compare this to sekiro, but didn't the ghostrunner lose their left arm too?
Traion: God Remember Me was a bad game with such a cool idea
Soul1355: it kinda looks like it goes somewhere to me, idk
Soul1355: cool, glad you didn't listen to me XD
TXC2: beowuuf it's almost always the left arm that gets cut off, it's more Sinister that way
Traion: beowuuf You just blew this whole thing wide open! This is the secret Sekiro DLC we've been wanting
beowuuf: @TXC2 i see what you did there :p
Traion: I missed some of yesterday do we know what is outside the tower?
PharaohBender27: @x0den I see we're on the same wavelength, @thraximore :D
thraximore: Once I threw a man outside the Tower... just to watch him diiiiiiie
Serivus: you know, you have the neat new ranged attack to shoot those things with :P
MilkInBags: open your eeeeeyes, your eyes are open
beowuuf: @Traion irradiated hellscape? opening the tower to the outside air was bad yesterday
Boolean263: Don't be fool... to a heart that's true
oatway: poor punchy mctrenchcoat
Traion: Standard nuclear wasteland then? Got it beowuuf
Kaaosa: i wish i could play this game for the first time again; v fun ride
Gaz_L: Thunk Slamchest
beowuuf: @Traion the apocolypse is called 'the burst' or some such, so yah
Gaz_L: maybe shoot them?
dangerous_safety: we did spec into serge for a reason
beowuuf: can shoot you if they're dead
thraximore: @Traion The name implies... a great volume of nuclear material being detonated
Traion: If only we had some sort of ranged attack
beowuuf: *can't
Simonark: My trenchcoat improves my attitude, I'm dry and have extra pockets
Hangedman: i think you equipped W I D E
Dalrint: "A trenchcoat and a bad attitude" is just every anti-hero from the 90s.
NightValien28: chat you all ever had the strongest craving for ice cream?
beowuuf: @Traion hah, ninja robots don't get lasers... :p
thraximore: Oh, you know what would be REALLY interesting? Mara isn't THROWING people outside... they've been modified to SURVIVE it and are recolonizing the surface.
Traion: NightValien28 yes it is called being alive :p
Boolean263: Mmm, ice cream.
TehAmelie: are we jammin'?
beowuuf: @NightValien28 now i do.... and i have some, which is even better
Gaz_L: bullets, your one weakness
Dalrint: "Oh no! Dying! My one weakness!"
f_tan_theta: can a laser be wider than a point source? mjbHmm
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mowdownjoe: @thraximore I would still wonder about the people she uses as test subjects for that tech.
beowuuf: @thraximore even if she's doing that, given she was happy to kill off the lower level citizens, i suspect there is some form of meritocracy in who would be selected
TehAmelie: we can imagine they're all firing blue hot rebar, HL2-crossbow-style
Dalrint: I mean the snipers last night were firing hitscans
thraximore: All that is true: some might argue that it's a sacrifice they're willing to make.
Xed_Regulus: I never have patience for games like this. I can't get going back over the same area again and a again with a one hit kill.
TXC2: f_tan_theta you could defract it, but then it's not really a laser at that point :p
oatway: that last guard is really earning their keep
MrMatternot: Is this Dark Souls 2 rules, where they eventually don't respawn?
thraximore: keeping you on your toes :D
wightfyre: "I will." You will what, die in vain?
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TehAmelie: i'm going to imagine we're using our robot arm to glide on those rails the same way BOB does
Serivus: shoot the turret
TXC2: "I need your dullest blade sword seller" "My sword are....wait what?"
thraximore: "subtlety"
beowuuf: wow STILL not sounding any better architect!
mowdownjoe: Forced to 1-cycle those.
thraximore: aka. being a tosser
Dalrint: I don't have the patience for this game, but it's fun watching someone who does.
beowuuf: "mara just never leaned how to subtly be a dictator and get away with it, hahaha"
wightfyre: For the speedrunners they probably just skip this entire section DarkMode
Boolean263: noice
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beowuuf: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fry_dx: The speedrunners are done by now
azureHaights: SingsNote why you gotta be so ru~ude
beowuuf: do speedrunners watch slow plays of the game once they're done to see how story lovers play? :p
TehAmelie: if people remember BOB the robot, on SNES
Serivus: Clever girl (shot from the side)
fry_dx: @beowuuf omg THAT'S who that character is? I called her "skip girl"
azureHaights: "die already" the8bitNoU
beowuuf: @fry_dx LMAO
f_tan_theta: this move is called girl skip because we skip the girl
wightfyre: We're flowing to death so hard
beowuuf: @fry_dx "wait, why is the final boss our bestest friend ever? i'm confused... did i load the wrong playthrough?"
omdorastrix: NOW we're flowing...
BrowneePoints: Genji Voice: Mada Mada
Simonark: Flowing, spurting, bleeding out. Six of one
Gaz_L: power up is trap maybe?
Traion: Hey sword dad this ranged attack seems really useful explain to me again why projectiles are "unreliable"?
f_tan_theta: super jump into time slow into laser attack feels VERY cool
tomprince: Can you go over rather than through the tunnel?
beowuuf: @Traion so i've been gone 20 years and mara's been using lasers with all her people for all that time and nothing's got blown up... so, maybe i can get lasers right away? not until you see how cool another ghostrunner lookswith them> ok, ok, cool, cool
Traion: lol @beowuuf
wightfyre: I guess they don't call it the Forbidden Zone for nothing
BrowneePoints: A gun
Boolean263: You've got this!
TXC2: stab the lrrCIRCLE ? what madness is this?
beowuuf: they don't call it bullet heaven
Traion: Sword dad forgot to tell you about Mara's secret sniper corps
ExachixKitsune: @beowuuf there is actually a bullet hell game called bullet heaven
Simonark: No bullets, that death was a gas leak. Silent killer
beowuuf: @beowuuf are they friendly bullets? :)
BrowneePoints: @Simonark more like leaking Gas Ninjas amirite
Master_Gunner: so close!
ExachixKitsune: @beowuuf ha ha ha sure
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Ninjas, WotC plz just give me Ninjutsu back in Kamigawa Q.Q
kristian_fischer: Do we just get one-shotted by everything in this game?
kristian_fischer: Hi all
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
Dalrint: Yeah one hit deaths
ContingentCat: damage is a binary here
mowdownjoe: @BrowneePoints It was like the one successful thing from OG Kamigawa. We're getting plenty of cyber-ninjas in Neon Dynasty.
TemporallyAwry: Technically you have 1 hit point PrideLaugh
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Cyberninjas are glass cannons it seems
TXC2: turns out bullets hurt
swaggytaco: we have hit point
f_tan_theta: all our points in dex, nothing in con
offbeatwitch: wonder if this game suffers from the hotline miami 2 problem where the level design can just cause you to be hit by bullets from nowhere
BrowneePoints: We get Hit, they get a point
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beowuuf: ooh, canlander fnpf out already? cool. that was a fun set of games
Boolean263: Feeling it!
ContingentCat: no
Boolean263: Felt that.
wightfyre: Why would you say that, Serge
kristian_fischer: The run where we die, yes.
Tripleyew: Every restart, in every way, we’re getting better and better
ContingentCat: this one though
Simonark: Yes.
beowuuf: we didn#t say what type of run
Angreed66: When ever is it te one you precall it
BrowneePoints: Ninja Butt Stabs!?
ContingentCat: Checkpoint is on Thursday Serge
TXC2: sure why not
beowuuf: seems likely
TehAmelie: the game gots to respect the stream
wightfyre: Can that last one be Surged?
Simonark: Moral victory
wench_tacular: game does not care about your needs
Boolean263: Put Serge in checkpoint
pvtjoker3: game says "No Soup For You!!"
niccus: i think your camera covers the bar
wightfyre: Oh, gotcha. The bar must be under the camera
dangerous_safety: Technically, all the enemies are getting Serged
Boolean263: Put Serge in smash
ExachixKitsune: #powerserge
Didero: Put SNERGE in Smash :O
ContingentCat: !smash
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wightfyre: GG
f_tan_theta: first try!
ExachixKitsune: !break
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TehAmelie: is "the Serge" when you kill bad guys with a sword now? unexpected
TXC2: !break
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Hangedman: The Serge Is A Deadly Laser lrrSERGE
ExachixKitsune: Wait no wrong oh wait it's here aha!
TehAmelie: like how "the Austin Powers" became wedging a car sideways in a tunnel
Simonark: Electric walls. "I am Astar, a robot"
f_tan_theta: Serge "Deadly" Yager
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Traion: "The Serge" is taking someone's body part up with a long implement, be it sword.... or hockey stick Kappa
Traion: *off
TehAmelie: so i was thinking about the sliding on the rails using your robot hand and
beowuuf: @TehAmelie it used to be when you kill a villager 'accidentally' by running 'accidentally' in to them with a sword, so sure, words can mutate over time. Now that villager was a 'bad guy'
Alephred: Perhaps Serge should play 'The Surge'.
RocknGrohlNerd: the music is dope for break musis, almost as dope as big giant circles
beowuuf: that episode has so many funny bits, like everyone confirming they were in band
fry_dx: The ad is playing Blondie so we're not that bad off either
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
Hangedman: :D
thraximore: NOW we're getting to the JUICY bits
Simonark: Physics is all about bullet/Laser duality
thraximore: tell us ALL about your plans of world domination, Architect
fancymelibe: hmm, I see some running, but are there any ghosts in this game?
beowuuf: wow, ghostrunner faster than me typing :p
TXC2: fancymelibe yes, we make them
beowuuf: wait, zoey might actually be legit?
wightfyre: @fancymelibe All the ghosts of the people who get killed
beowuuf: cool
thraximore: and we never saw her agaiinnnnnn
TehAmelie: hmm Eve Online has "hybrid weapons" as a futuristic middle stage between projectiles and lasers. maybe that's where we're at
fancymelibe: well I GUESS that counts....
f_tan_theta: what about not dying in vain?
fancymelibe: seems like a misleading title
Simonark: Last act needs a hostage?
Didero: I like that the game doesn't replay dialogue when you die, it just restarts the last sentence
thraximore: "Fascism got us into this mess, and you're saying it's going to solve it? Nah."
beowuuf: might not need it. we'll see if it uses it anyway :p
TehAmelie: our ninja needs wallrunning upeard as badly as Mega Man needs aiming up
TXC2: thraximore "what if we try fascism, but harder?"
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: almost a 100
thraximore: @TXC2 Why not take the fasces, and just hit people with them MORE
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beowuuf: what about...fascicapitalism?
TXC2: ah so she's an Anti-vaxer? Kappa
f_tan_theta: techno-cyber-fascism
thraximore: zombies?
dangerous_safety: lovely
x0den: lrrSPOOP
EmpressReira: Celebrating being accepted for combat robotics nationals and sharing the love 🥰🥰🥰
beowuuf: have we always had foot noises?
Simonark: She had no idea how to clean either
thraximore: @Simonark In her defense, zombies are not well known for their hygiene
Traion: @empressreira congrats!
SpoopsAHoy: And now it's suspiciously quiet.
Traion: @beowuuf I think we did but the banging tunes were covering them
TXC2: the decayed zombies clean up after themeselves at least Kappa
EmpressReira: Pride100 Sharing the love all the ways I can 💜
beowuuf: @Traion ah, just shows how quiet it is :)
ExachixKitsune: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
beowuuf: lrrSHINE
thraximore: aww
incredulouspasserby: Between this and the spaceship cutting game, you seem to be on a “dystopian future” kick
thraximore: at least the machinery here isn't too noisy
dangerous_safety: at least its consistant
beowuuf: always playing it forward, never learning
Traion: Serge if you stopped being slightly off your whole brand would implode
TXC2: !findquote hacker
LRRbot: Quote #7389: "That's all I say now, just 'hacker voice'." —Serge [2020-12-08]
EmpressReira: @traion thankyou, today is a good day 🥰
Traion: Key master is very weird title
beowuuf: @incredulouspasserby serge likes to striplock people in canlander, i don't think hopeless futures are out of serge's wheelhouse :p
Didero: Creeper Noise
thraximore: It's ok, you've got a sword
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: surprise let's nope stream ft. serge
RocknGrohlNerd: lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: now the reason for silence is apparent... easier to jumpscare
ExachixKitsune: sergeScopeCreep
EmpressReira: Embrace the spoop Serg3
Electrodyne: Wet's Nope
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Hangedman: you are a super ninja tho
thraximore: we got Serge let's nope after alllllll
niccus: it's ok you have a knife
Boolean263: Nope it Forward
Traion: I'm calling Ben in for moral support hold on
x0den: quick ben! run over and give serge a hug!
EmpressReira: Serge, even. I can spell...
beowuuf: @Electrodyne sergeJustRight
wightfyre: Yo dawg I heard you look spoops
richard_ermen: Don't worry, it's still Cyberpunk
TXC2: ah we've engaged hood mode
RocknGrohlNerd: @electrodyne yes that as well
BrowneePoints: If your Cyberpunk does have the gritty realism of the abuse of the less fortunate from the powerful, it isn't Cyberpunk, it's just a chrome fantasy
BrowneePoints: doesn't*
beowuuf: now music
beowuuf: even more suspicious
Dalrint: Jump scare!
beowuuf: @BrowneePoints :D
wench_tacular: it can be both
TXC2: yes, it's called Winter Mara, happens every year
thedragonlady: It's Serge's Phasmophobia face 😅
RocknGrohlNerd: aspicious even
thraximore: Hmmm so my idea about people being altered to survive the environment was... on the right track
Boolean263: Super concentration
EmpressReira: The death noise in this is super hilarious. Doesn't sound like pain at all, just a minor inconvenience. Death = Nyuh
BrowneePoints: @beowuuf I'm serious though. I'm so over people taking the "punk" out of Cyberpunk
Traion: @txc2 aren't you in England? Aren't your winters famously mild?
beowuuf: @thraximore might be! but the architect was a little bit smug for it to be a good thing...
RocknGrohlNerd: lrrSPOOP
wightfyre: LUL
ContingentCat: jumpscare!
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
EmpressReira: @browneepoints Couldn't agree more. 💜
immortal_spooder: Perfect
TXC2: Traion yes, and no less shitty :p
beowuuf: nope nope nope nope nope
Traion: Winter is best season how dare @txc2
thraximore: Mara, and because
Didero: hey, they explode, that means the problem solves itself!
dangerous_safety: bootleg creepers
beowuuf: sir sir, you butt appears to be on fire, also you're crawling on the ground like a spider
wench_tacular: jlrrFacepalm
TehAmelie: is this the villain's plot from Dreadnought?
BrowneePoints: @Traion it routinely hits -30f and we gets tons of snow and ice. No thank you
Didero: Just think of them as Minecraft Creepers :p
mowdownjoe: Oh good. Flaming clown spiders.
TXC2: Traion winter is Lawful evil at best Kappa
richard_ermen: Brain dead humanity....wait...but how is that a change??
EmpressReira: Eat. The. Spiders.
beowuuf: @mowdownjoe oh shit, you'r eright
Dalrint: pretty sure those are people
RocknGrohlNerd: this is lets nope material alright
beowuuf: @richard_ermen seems a step up
x0den: fusrohdah?
Master_Gunner: your hand?
ContingentCat: yeet them?
Boolean263: I have engineered the perfect human... by strapping a bomb to a chicke
Didero: Simply don't be there when they explode, easy Kappa
Traion: Can't be Let's Nope, no keys yet
wench_tacular: run away!
EmpressReira: Eat them with your mouth, Serge
x0den: tempest? or is it not up?
oatway: there's probably a generator somewhere
f_tan_theta: oh no they have a baneling nest
Greendrag13: ah! I think I see!
RocknGrohlNerd: @traion fair
Juliamon: Traion But there are Keys, and a Keymaster
thraximore: you gotta be able to juke em
Didero: Maybe the Architect wants us to restart a generator next, then it's really Let's Nope
beowuuf: run on the walls over the pit? nm
EmpressReira: Jund em
RocknGrohlNerd: aaah the bamboozle
thraximore: hold on, what did that sign say?
BrowneePoints: I wonder if you're supposed to make them run into each other with the side walls
beowuuf: @Didero luckily we have no real inventory, so we can't be forced to go get a fuse
thraximore: it looked like it said "bioshock". Pretty direct
Didero: @Didero Take that, gameplay cliches!
RocknGrohlNerd: @beowuuf or a giant bolt
Wolfstrike_NL: probally going out of bounds and never encountering them :P ? Don't know, looking orward to also seing a spdrun after the playthhrough
dangerous_safety: have we had to turn on a generator in the basement?
ExachixKitsune: The music slowly intensifying is a nice touch
beowuuf: @thraximore would you kindly look at the wall
EmpressReira: Is the gift more spiders?
niccus: we already killed a big generator
beowuuf: i like to think mara is actually talking over this music, dj like
thraximore: not for long, we'll all have bombs strapped to our backs by the looks of it
Traion: This "outside" doesn't sound so great Mara
EmpressReira: Merry christmas, here is a spider. It's what you always wanted, right?
TXC2: a quick look at youtube, there's a spilt between inbound and outbound speedruns
beowuuf: the man in the shop said this was the future you wanted
wench_tacular: outside is overrated
Didero: Seems like the speedrun is 34 minutes, ten minutes less if you allow Out Of Bounds skips
TXC2: beowuuf :D
EmpressReira: Pride100 More spider gifts!
Hangedman: that's p common now because the gulf is so wide in time, and the strategy varies so much. You can see it in Mirror's Edge and Portal as well
TXC2: beowuuf I can see clear as day the political cartoon with that caption
beowuuf: look, real talk, serious question, why the hell are these idiots shotting at you when there are spider cyborbs to be attacking?
fry_dx: Spider gifts, also known as "spifts"
beowuuf: @TXC2 lrrWOW yeah
beowuuf: i am not a fan of them wall and ceiling running
beowuuf: also it will be involunatry. other than that, it's all good
mowdownjoe: Not everyone can become a spider!
f_tan_theta: with all these "OBEY" tags, I'm assuming that Andre the Giant exists in this universe
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thraximore: This seems a liiiiiitle disappointingly cartoonish in its evil plan
x0den: does unfuck this house include spider bomb removal?
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beowuuf: panic? scream?
RocknGrohlNerd: lol @dem0nfire
Didero: Some had... a built-in Snerge
EmpressReira: Internet Japan is like my 3rd favourite Japan
beowuuf: uuuh
beowuuf: wnna elaborate on that more?
TXC2: theres WAAAAAAY too little hentai for this to be "internet Japan" Kappa
EmpressReira: Built in features like MORE SPIDERS
beowuuf: does jack have free will because it was a fun mod you were playing around with?
thraximore: @TXC2 the hentai is *implied*
f_tan_theta: some were more equal than others
BrowneePoints: Just a little
mowdownjoe: Casually non-euclidian.
x0den: that reminds me of psychonauts
Electrodyne: Well there's Akira Japan
beowuuf: lol, oh, nice
EmpressReira: A unique ability to be unique. lrrWOW
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: peacekeeper he says
EmpressReira: Before the Empire.
TXC2: "what if people cared about the robots from blade runner?"
Boolean263: The real uniqueness was the friends we made along the etc.
Didero: dun DUN
BrowneePoints: Now THERE is some cyberpunk
beowuuf: wow, harsh
ContingentCat: katesWot
BrowneePoints: Gimme dat Transhumanism!
Dalrint: You had the power...of hope!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think you were just above it.
EmpressReira: But if am implants, how does pee? 🤨
TheElrad: the doors have a number of lights
ExachixKitsune: the girl from implant-ema?
ContingentCat: yeaah double us up on cyberpunk
Serivus: well the lights above the doors tell you what's connected...
thraximore: @ExachixKitsune pft
fry_dx: maybe youplants, imanimal
TXC2: ExachixKitsune excellent
immortal_spooder: I would've never noticed anything like the door lights
Didero: Press space jump!
Greendrag13: can you hope the fences, or are they magic?
Greendrag13: *hop
mowdownjoe: Go to 4 and jump over the rail?
Serivus: can you run on walls?
x0den: don't suppose you can get on that walk way and just jump down?
Diabore: so 2 seems to just loop back
BrowneePoints: @immortal_spooder It's one of those visual puzzle queues that is so simple it sneaks under the radar
Didero: jump for head?
thraximore: I thought "that'd be too easy" turns out....
LordZarano: Oh 2 goes to itself, that's weird
Didero: wait, that sounded different in my mind
kusinohki: "might as well jump" "JUMP!"
wightfyre: All the time
kdefinition: i liked how two didn't have any other doors and in fact just spat you back out at the entrance
LordZarano: Yuup
BrowneePoints: All the time. Simple puzzles are the bane of my existence
TXC2: there are other ways to think about puzzles?
immortal_spooder: never don't overthink
beowuuf: uuuuuuh
BrowneePoints: Bio hacking!
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: Mindcontrol?
x0den: hack the world!
beowuuf: that.... doens't sound good
thraximore: hack the BRAIN seabatBRAIN
BrowneePoints: You can do it with brainwaves, OR an axe!
Didero: Putting the 'hack' into 'hack and slash'
EmpressReira: Pride100 I have to run away and catch the VOD, have fun Serge, hope you enjoy the spider gifts.
Greendrag13: I've seen you apply that sword. You ALREADY hack people
Traion: We've been hacking people all game
f_tan_theta: this makes me want to replay antichamber
EmpressReira: Hack the planet!
beowuuf: so, it's let someone hack your body, be mindless, or let someone hack your mind, be bodiless?
CaptainSpam: Mind hacking: It's Okay When The Protagonists Do It™!
x0den: 3 and jump the other way?
ExachixKitsune: Does that make this game a vital part of the hack 'n' slash genre?
beowuuf: hello future empressreira hope you enjoy the vod sergeHi
beowuuf: @CaptainSpam i think the architect is slipping effortlessly and without surprise in to an antagonist role :p
thraximore: @CaptainSpam almost like he was always there
beowuuf: @CaptainSpam the second antagonist behind the neon glassy knoll :p
TXC2: what's that? the character with the low, guff voice might be the bad guy? the devil you say
richard_ermen: I find it interesting how they introduce abilities even this late.
beowuuf: shocked i say
CaptainSpam: Shocked, I say!
TheAinMAP: katesWot
BrowneePoints: Or at the very least Amoral
TheElrad: I never saw any of this coming
richard_ermen: In such a story, no one is actually good ;)
ContingentCat: katesWot so unexpected
TXC2: "it's a tool! like a harpoon or, or an Alligator!"
Diabore: with a name like the architect how\could they be good
objectivefailure: Who could have foreseen such a thing?
Ritaspirithntr: Are these abilities only usable in the cyberspace?
richard_ermen: Gravity Gun in Fallout?
dangerous_safety: everyone is morally grey? who would have forseen this
Traion: Original Fallout?
DeM0nFiRe: '_'
beowuuf: lol, i'd love if you use the mind control once you don't get to do anything to the architect :p
omdorastrix: Confirmed.. Serge is from an alternate universe
swaggytaco: sus
fry_dx: In Final Fantasy VIII the last spell you can draw is after your last chance to access the menu
Dalrint: Curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal!
beowuuf: is it really a betrayal if he's never been on our side?
immortal_spooder: always more spiders
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: can we mind control spiders though
richard_ermen: The number of spiders will increase until morale does so too
Angreed66: There are ALways more spiders
beowuuf: @Shirmp_not_Shrimp to mind control them we first must get close to them. so nope. nope nope nope nope
Greendrag13: was that a secret?
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
Angreed66: Spiders are an essential part of the ecosystem
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: @Shirmp_not_Shrimp I guess the only correct answer for spiders is gun
thraximore: I can't help but think of Soldier 76 everytime I look at one of the mooks
TXC2: goggles AND the white hair
beowuuf: you can either boost or lrrEFF around with your sword in mid-air, not both :p
LordZarano: The goggles! They do [make you look like Soldier 76]
TXC2: so the 2 weeks of Lockdown will finally be over? Kappa
CaptainSpam: Have you ever parried a man into the next zip code?
DeM0nFiRe: No, I am not good enough to Dark Souls to parry a man to death
Diabore: not recently
wightfyre: Anything in the room with the red light where you spawn?
x0den: isn't that just sekiro?
LordZarano: Isn't.. isn't that the point?
TXC2: the lrrGREED begins
Didero: hey a drawing of you
TXC2: we get it devs, you played portal
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TXC2: hello raiders
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TehAmelie: aloha
Traion: hey raiders
beowuuf: if you dont know this game, we're a neon ninjas and this is basically a rythmn game :p
TehAmelie: still giggling to myself at the image of Jack wiggling his robot fingers to traverse these rails centipede-style
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Traion: Learning is illegal under LoadingReadyLaw
beowuuf: noooo
TXC2: hit em with the old razzle dazzle
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Wolfstrike_NL: seems to be x time after reaching x proximity
Invitare: MORE Cyberpunk?
beowuuf: oooh, graham didn't ask for this
Angnor33: They have a time limit. Once they start chasing you they will eventually detonate.
beowuuf: ok, graham has to make a ninja build or the PiF pact will be broken
ExachixKitsune: oh I love that little message continuator LRRTwitter
x0den: so PiF has gone ninja>cyber ninja> cyper punk.
SquareDotCube: Would blinking them to an end target that doesn't explode work?
wightfyre: guyjudgeF
immortal_spooder: so close!
Didero: No, he's playing Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
CaptainSpam: Well, Deus Ex, not Cyberpunk.
x0den: no sorry, hes playing a cyber puck game, Deus Ex
Invitare: he's playing more of the genre
BrowneePoints: and actually Cyberpunk! Unlike that bungled transphobic mess :3
thraximore: oh MAN YuGiOh Duel Links starts tonight? heck yeah
TXC2: so lots of Drunk Adam jensen one presumes
wightfyre: GG
oatway: first try!
ContingentCat: oh after as in next on PiF not next today, unless the schedule's changed I thought Kathleen was playing a thing
beowuuf: @ContingentCat starting tomorrow it sounds like
ExachixKitsune: Next today Kathleen is playing some RPG game iirc
LordZarano: Playing cyberpunk, not Cyberpunk™
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Yeah, there's like 3 more streams today after this
Didero: Wait, more bonus streams?
Didero: !schedule
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beowuuf: also, the tuesday one is PM not AM - i wondered where MoC had gone for a moment :p
Uzumaki15: Ranged attack?
beowuuf: @Didero yeah, kathleen is playing a sponsored rpg that used scrabble combat?
Didero: @Didero That reminds me of the game Letter Quest
BrowneePoints: @LordZarano Playing Cyberpunk, Not Cyberjunk *dabs*
Didero: @beowuuf Yeah, that makes me a bit sad since it'll mean I won't be able to watch all the streams :(
thraximore: if you insist serge :D
immortal_spooder: It looks fun, but it also looks a bit too unforgiving for me to play
PharaohBender27: @Didero I've *never* been able to watch all the LRR streams :p
beowuuf: @beowuuf yeah, means another vod to catch up on at least (plus I'll miss some of the start pf the others). so it goes!
TXC2: such is life in the lrrStreams
Didero: @PharaohBender27 Well, sure, I miss a lot. But previously if I was able to catch a PiF series, I could watch all episode, and now I can only watch 2/3rds of 'em
ExachixKitsune: LRR: A fire hose of content
FanboyBryan: the flow makes it fun
Boolean263: It's super satisfying when you start nailing it!
Didero: I need to move to the LRR timezone just to be able to catch more streams :p
TehAmelie: learning is fun!
Didero: Learning stuff is amazing, yeah
TehAmelie: LRR lied to us
NightValien28: we about to get a treat
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Oh, I hear you. Starting with lrrGRAHAM 's FF7 PiF, I was able to catch most PiF campaigns because of quarantine, but I've mostly missed the last several at this point, now that I have to work onsite some days
TXC2: LRR never said that learning wasn't fun, they just said that we didn't do it here Kappa
TehAmelie: see exaggeration makes the joke better
beowuuf: it does
TXC2: TehAmelie touché
wightfyre: First try!
beowuuf: totally voluntary lobotomies for all!
Jogela: No, but I wish I could sometimes
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: but serge that's just phasing
beowuuf: :(
TXC2: I would if I could
ContingentCat: ah the dream
TehAmelie: look if they didn't want to be stabbed in the brains they could drop their weapons and lie down
beowuuf: serge: sergeHi half of chat lrrDARK lrrAWW
CaptainSpam: Eminem directly warned us about throwing away our shot.
spicyFerret_: i mean, there was the one time in wow i disengaged off a cliff during a dungeon, my gf still wont let me live that down
TXC2: CaptainSpam I thought that was Hamilton? :p
beowuuf: yeah, and the philosopher hamilton repeatedly mused on the consequences of throwing it away too
CaptainSpam: @TXC2 See? The research was confirmed. :p
TehAmelie: i'm thinking ABBA
PaperDoopliss: Hamilton neutrally presented the ups and down of throwing away one's shot - eminem was very clear not to miss one's chance to blow
beowuuf: ah, but that opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, yo whereas serge has thrown away his shot numerous times already :p
PaperDoopliss: Good point
beowuuf: that hardly seems fair
spicyFerret_: lesson learned: ninjas are not deterministic
TXC2: so am I the only one seeing the Predator in that billboard?
Didero: but have you tried possessing their minds?
beowuuf: one can know the speed the ninjas are going, or where they have stuck their blade, but not both
TehAmelie: writes down "to do: don't throw away once in a lifetime opportunity"
TXC2: and the 1 v 1 MUST be respected
wightfyre: GG
TehAmelie: solid advice
cmdrud87: Hi Serge! Just watched last Friday's stream and wanted to tell you how happy I was to see you so happy. It's literally infectuous :)
f_tan_theta: @TXC2 well not anymore
Boolean263: NAILED IT
JAGxTERRA: hey chat
beowuuf: it is a very good stream
TXC2: hello JAGxTERRA welcome
ContingentCat: if you want to play magic it's still on the youtube anyways
TXC2: I love to play some magic, but it took me 90 mins to get 2 wins today so :p
margravetech: just, one, more, level
beowuuf: uuuuh... one more?
thraximore: What is this, Rapture
TXC2: ""
TehAmelie: it's like some sort of. . .LIMB. . .clinic
thraximore: Presumably
Scy_Anide: "We gathered all our best scientists into one facility" always seems to end with "and now they're all dead, or worse."
beowuuf: i believe we are since it's nasty outside
dangerous_safety: That would make the most sense for the tower or whatever to be on Earth
TehAmelie: imagine the Viscera Cleanup Detail map they could make out of this game. so hard to get around
Didero: Could also be a spacestation, I guess
thraximore: It just seems weird that we're supposed to believe Mara thinks this is... ok?
beowuuf: @TehAmelie O.O
Mangledpixel: boop
beowuuf: sergeHi mangledpixel
TehAmelie: scissor lifts for days
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
immortal_spooder: archetect is really pushing the "not bad guy" boundaries
Mangledpixel: how goes the jump and slashy?
DeM0nFiRe: played a Change of Heart card
beowuuf: @thraximore she sounded a little... out of it. Might be the stress of the burst or something made her decide to do something extreme?
thraximore: I wish Mara was a better foil to the Architect and less "lol evil crazy"
beowuuf: @Mangledpixel we've got to the 'oops all spiders' part
Mangledpixel: I see
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thraximore: @thraximore best case scenario for the story is that the Architect... hacked Mara to kill Adam and justify taking over
thraximore: otherwise she's REALLY weak as a villain
Mangledpixel: kinda hard for them to learn when you kill them
PaperDoopliss: I want to live in one of the timelines where Serge ninjas through most of the tower, destroying everyone who stands in his way, then misclicks and falls to his death
kdefinition: did i just hear a yare yare daze?
TehAmelie: the yelling "out of bullets" strat really hinges on having other dudes nearby to take over firing from you. which they're already doing assuming they are there
Traion: Serge is applying evolutionary pressure on the enemies, only the liars survive so the liars propagate
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: That joke led me to Nirvana
Ciennas0219: better: Serge misclicks and survives..... and has to walk all the way back up through the maintenance crew cleaning up his mess....
thraximore: @Traion that and mute people who blend into the environment
beowuuf: @thraximore i think both are claiming humanity can't survive as is - sincethe tower has gone to hell with gangs, etc not to do with mara. Mara seems to think the species surviing wihtout its free will is fine given how the survivors are behaving, while the architect believes controlling the free will but leaving the illusion is the way to go?
like_100_bears: the music for this game is absolutely bangin
TehAmelie: did he say "stitch?" that seems unfair
TehAmelie: snitch, even
beowuuf: is your architect good at sewing? then stitch this!
thraximore: @beowuuf I suppose that's one interpretation of the philosophical showdown here
Natimus_Prime: Ninjas? They're more like Non-jas
beowuuf: @thraximore it's not necessarily the one playing out, of course. She might just be badly written :p
thraximore: @beowuuf hence my concern :D
TehAmelie: hehe i really hope the secret finalk boss is Pops Racer
dangerous_safety: turns out everyone is a dink
CaptainSpam: The secret final boss is... the laws of physics themselves.
Juliamon: "The lesser of two evils" can still be a bad guy
TehAmelie: protip for ninjas: don't grapple with a greco-roman school grappler
Ciennas0219: oh mygoodness I recognize the VA- it's OverseerBarstowe from Vault 88!
corpocracy: Horrible manipulation by insane mastermind, or getting turned into abominations
TXC2: the lesser of two evils is still evil
thraximore: @CaptainSpam A deterministic universe means free will is an illusion, so kinda
Traion: That is the real survival strat: don't tie the door lock to your vital signs and the ninja will just run past you
Boolean263: @CaptainSpam Physics, my one weakness!
Natimus_Prime: Why choose the lesser of two evils? Go all out and pick the worst, then become a sidekick
thraximore: @Natimus_Prime We tried that here in the States. It went poorly umbraSmile
Scy_Anide: lrrGOAT
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: I think the time stop highlights the real one? one of them looked orange for a second there
thraximore: oooh. Jack with the hard-hitting question
beowuuf: architect with no answer :p
TehAmelie: Ctuhlu: the lessest of all great evils
Juliamon: Archie, buddy, you *also* don't care about sanity, Mr. Mind-Hack
TheElrad: oh no, the slogan for Cthulhu for President is "Why choose the lesser of two evils" :p
thraximore: @beowuuf a world first!
kdefinition: @thraximore not really. it just alters the mechanism that free will operates on can be understood. from whence do our choices come but from us, whether that be our physical brains or some non-physical thing?
Didero: Gamers don't look down
beowuuf: bloody hell serge, that was pretty cool
TehAmelie: must be some embarrassing to have one of those 180° shields and then the other guy just walks around you faster than you can turn
Natimus_Prime: Gamers don't understand the Y axis
thraximore: She seems awfully concerned about things she's discarded in her design...
wightfyre: We flowin' with electricity
like_100_bears: that was *almost* flawless recovery
DeM0nFiRe: @Natimus_Prime Please don't say this, it is offensive to Blender users. Please say Z axis
spicyFerret_: hardcore parkoooour
PaperDoopliss: Maybe the architect is lying and most of the androids are fully sapient
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: we were just gettin into the flow of electricity
Didero: Gamers should watch more Sesame Street
Boolean263: @Shirmp_not_Shrimp It's sure getting into us though!
TehAmelie: Minecraft is our only reference to the three axes of dimension
thraximore: @PaperDoopliss If so they sure don't... act like it
TXC2: Minecraft is wrong
thraximore: @TXC2 How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
PaperDoopliss: In fairness, neither do the humanoid enemies
rotarysorter: this is giving me serious mirrors edge flashbacks
LordZarano: Oh are we gonna find out that Mara didn't kill Adam, the architect did?
atlr: ooof. lets me recover. so much sympathetic clenching
BrowneePoints: Yep. Sequel is pretty good too
thraximore: It's still GORGEOUS
Didero: Aren't there two or three Mirror's Edge games now?
Traion: The first one on PC still holds up
Penguino_Rojo: ps3
TehAmelie: what was it they said? Mirror's Edge and something had a baby who's in the cyberpunk age
thraximore: Which is very impressive considering it's age
PharaohBender27: katesOld
TheTekkieman: That was PS3/PC.
Penguino_Rojo: xbox 360
SpoopsAHoy: It does but it's story is a bit meh.
Mangledpixel: it was for PS3, Serge
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thraximore: aww
atlr: right
rotarysorter: it must be hard to do this all while holding a Katana
Juliamon: Why aren't these rails more magnetized Kappa
Didero: Is Mirror's Edge Catalyst as fun as the original?
LurkerSpine: sorry, I had to come in to chat when Serge said mirrors edge was on PS1...
kristian_fischer: Serge, this is not a Hardspace: Shipbreaker mod, you're not supposed to disassemble YOURSELF!
rotarysorter: Prog U
LurkerSpine: If only we were that technologically advanced back then
Alness49: Gotta get up to get down
TXC2: !break
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ExachixKitsune: !selfcare
FITorion: !quote
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TehAmelie: ads you don't even have to see (if subbed), the best kind of advertising
voslan: Wait. Subbing skips ads?
FITorion: !findquote fire
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beowuuf: yup
voslan: Casue yes i will 100% sub if i never have to watch another crigne twitch ad again
beowuuf: stops ads playing during vods, more importantly
TehAmelie: though twitch still counts the ads as watched
ContingentCat: oh wow I didn't know about the vods part
beowuuf: yeah, vods have got really bad now, quite a few ad breaks - which is why people ask about youtube vods more these days, i think?
beowuuf: wb
Traion: Yeah Twitch VoDs are atrocious with ads nowadays
thraximore: I've not noticed ads on VODs for channels I'm not subscribed to- I have uBlock but I thought that barely worked anymore?
LordZarano: If you want no ads on ALL of twitch I believe twitch turbo still does that
CaptainSpam: Note, Twitch Turbo, NOT Prime Gaming.
Boolean263: @thraximore I've not had ads either, also using ublock.
f_tan_theta: this place sure does have a lot of bottomless pits
TXC2: pretty sure a theory isn't sound until it's proved to be :p
Didero: Twitch Turbo still exists?
TXC2: I think if you got it before, you still have it
beowuuf: i don't think you can get it now, but if you had it it's still active? might be wrong
beowuuf: i used to have it but i think swapping to amazon prime somehow delinked it or something?
CaptainSpam: I think you can still get Turbo, yes.
Didero: Presumably you can't mind-control those floating platforms?
wightfyre: Slow and deady
ContingentCat: no mind to control there
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Didero: if anything, robots should be easier to hack than a human mind
wightfyre: I heard "the floating platforms are row boats"
spicyFerret_: they're rowboats?
dangerous_safety: rowboats LUL
CaptainSpam: When Prime Gaming first came out, it was effectively Turbo (in places where Prime existed), so I think they silently dropped it for those people. Then they dropped no-ads from Prime, which meant Turbo had to come back for everyone.
TehAmelie: that cyber roomba seems to leave some room for improvisation
TXC2: land rowboats
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: just like genji
ContingentCat: safety third
LordZarano: Prime used to let you use the Turbo chat badge too
How_Do_I_Shoot: its nice seeingthe patented serge yaeger learning method on a game I dont useually see him play
beowuuf: serge has diverse interests, but his playstyle is still his own :p
Saxpython: VoteNay
beowuuf: this has got impressively complicated
How_Do_I_Shoot: yeah because I think I've only seen him play rtss or build process games
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wightfyre: Gamer
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: gaming so hard
thraximore: AHA
PharaohBender27: katesSus
immortal_spooder: that's... not suspicious at all
TXC2: I feel like we missed more talk from Mara there by being so fast
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown ?
thraximore: and this is why saving people seldom bites you, BADam
thraximore: gottem
beowuuf: huh, how did the architect manage to stop you hearing her? does he have control over you now? or more control over the tower now?
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immortal_spooder: both bad. yes
ContingentCat: it's a gritty dystopia I think everyone is bad
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: we have our own will; mara made ghost runner bc adam needs strong but expendable slaves
countz3r0: Somewhere a story writer is weeping
countz3r0: LUL
beowuuf: i'm from buenos aires, and i say kill 'em all?
thraximore: Except for Zoe, our token not-human-garbage character :D
thraximore: plot is for second playthroughs!
BrowneePoints: Look, serge can either be a ninja or care about plot
Didero: Yeah, delivering the plot during difficult platforming sections was maybe not the best idea
ContingentCat: eh if they wanted to make the plot more important they wouldn't be telling it to us while trying to get finikity platforming timing right
Didero: Earlier they had a conversation during a ride along a single beam, that's smarter
Cwanand: lol the plot is just an excuse to be a cyber ninja'
Didero: Practice makes perfect
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: just for practice
atlr: yeah, the plot seems left to the onlooker at this frenetic pace
dangerous_safety: so nice you had to it twice
beowuuf: did it again but better> sure
Boolean263: Once more with feeling!
TehAmelie: i mean why not extend the rollercoaster ride?
Cwanand: Welcome back haha
TehAmelie: is this an "intentional damage to save time" run now?
Didero: I guess you skipped the death screen? :p
Crokoking: isn't there a key for instant reset?
mowdownjoe: Can you hit R to reload at any point? I know Hotline Miami did that.
TehAmelie: it does seem like the kind of game that would have that
CaptainSpam: Jack's like "You're just lucky the only reality you experience is the one where I win all the time", and the Architect is all "Huh?".
Didero: Getting ever closer!
PMAvers: Those broken wires at the end of the walls are real jerks
spicyFerret_: !quote learning
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Didero: That tracks :p
beowuuf: !findquotw learning
Didero: !findquote learning
LRRbot: Quote #4956: "I also learned today that my tongue is not nearly as long as I thought it was." —Ian [2018-05-05]
kristian_fischer: NEVER DIDN'T HAVE IT!
atlr: yeah
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: first try
swaggytaco: easy
Boolean263: Sweet
Saxpython: FBtouchdown
kristian_fischer: Easy game, easy life
ContingentCat: katesParty2
CaptainSpam: Nah, level title, we pretty well believe that.
Cwanand: wooo!
beowuuf: lol, thing you wouldn't believe... level complete
Juliamon: benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry
DeM0nFiRe: I dont have ben's but I have mcgFirst
spicyFerret_: benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry
TXC2: gross
AveryCorvus: In his private workshop, in the back of a sedan
dynamicType: benginTry benginTry benginTry
DeM0nFiRe: Jack was the name the climbers made up for you while you were still unconscious IIRCV
DeM0nFiRe: -V
LordZarano: Because when they found you you were "jacked up" and the nickname stuck
CaptainSpam: So... you're NOT Samurai Jack, then?
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: becuse he was "Jack-ed-up"
SeiichiSin: So.... I was watching the VOD last night. And yes, I can agree, this game has an awesome soundtrack.
TheElrad: Serge, I think everyone is lying to you in this game
ContingentCat: I guess you could say they didn't know Jack about you
niccus: that's just friendship
CaptainSpam: Yeah, the endgame is the credits rolling and Deus Ex coming up tomorrow.
Greendrag13: Tente-queen Mara
TehAmelie: ah, prepare for more cyberpunk involving people called Adam in the near future
beowuuf: screens are eyes, right?
How_Do_I_Shoot: stab her
ContingentCat: the plot here feels a little like the points system in a lot of british panel shows, it's just a thin venire of justification for this happening
TehAmelie: you said it
reallynotskyve: this doctor octopus is weird
reallynotskyve: also where's spiderman?
TXC2: ContingentCat everything's made up and the points don't matter
Didero: Can't you just stab her a bit?
TehAmelie: how many of her human arms do you think we're gonna chop?
LordZarano: Lightning. Different L word. Floor is Lightning
CaptainSpam: Hey, that's good advice, Mara, thanks! We won't make it harder on ourselves!
dangerous_safety: floor is bad
ContingentCat: the floor is L-dangerous
TehAmelie: boss checkpointing? what is this, a game made this century?
ExachixKitsune: I like how the boss fights also seem to be easily quantifable numbers of hearts, rather than bullet sponges
ContingentCat: ah more danger jumprope
TehAmelie: the boss is playing very nice by not actually using all those arms to tear us apart without a hope, though
TXC2: "excuse me, I have to do inventory"
Mangledpixel: "Hold on, Mara, I just need to play Tetris for a moment"
ExachixKitsune: I like this skill system it's very cool
PharaohBender27: "And Jack has just called for one of his three timeouts in this fight . . ."
dangerous_safety: definitely
beowuuf: literally
TheElrad: sergePun sergePun sergePun
CommiePuddin: So when does enemy open up for damages?
Traion: Zoe said someone called you jack because you were so jacked up
spicyFerret_: oo baby a triple!
ExachixKitsune: No they called you that because your primary interface is an audio jack
beowuuf: @ExachixKitsune not an apple product then
CaptainSpam: I still say they called you Jack because they're huge Gennedy Tartakovsky fans.
ExachixKitsune: beowuuf : of course not, the enemy's using lightning
LordZarano: The 3.5mm jack will never die!
Cwanand: @CommiePuddin eventually she thrusts at you and you've gotta get her arm stuck in a power box. then you attack.
TXC2: "you fool, you foolish fool!"
PMAvers: "I dunno, ice cream?"
x0den: can you drink coffee? do you have a mouth?
TXC2: have a nap?
ContingentCat: I like to imagine in this dystopia Jackbox games are still around and they named him that just to make Don't know Jack jokes
TehAmelie: "make a Dr Octopus costume and rule Halloween"
TXC2: a new mechanic emerges
Cwanand: haha I did wonder when you would notice it was moving
Mangledpixel: who's the more foolish, the foolish fool or the foolish fool who foolishly is fooled by the foolish fool?
PMAvers: Boss: *makes the rotating arrows telegraph sound from FF14*
Dalrint: Stepped away for a little bit. Is this the lady that was giving the big announcement earlier?
TXC2: Dalrint yes
Dalrint: Oh I see her name now. haha
ContingentCat: yes
TXC2: or is she?!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
wightfyre: RIP Mara
BusTed: seabatClap
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN ?
CaptainSpam: I wonder when both Mara and the Architect are going to realize Jack isn't on either of their sides and just likes being a super cyber ninja.
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: do we get the tentacle?
Diabore: just a death wound
ContingentCat: katesRip
ExachixKitsune: but I didn't want her to die
wench_tacular: that sounds ominous
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: the design probably fell apart with less than four arms left so
ContingentCat: time for break?
immortal_spooder: definetly not the bad guy
Dalrint: And now the betrayal!
ExachixKitsune: Aww Yeahh good twitst game
thraximore: skip discovered! FBtouchdown
x0den: encroching wall of death
Mangledpixel: curse your sudden but very obviously telegraphed betrayal!
James_LRR: he has engaged gamer mode
PMAvers: Oh god we really are in a Expunge
TXC2: who could have ever seen this coming except the whole chat before the stream even started :p
spurius: who could have predectided this sudden but inevitable betrayal?
wench_tacular: will there be cake?
TXC2: Hello James_LRR
beowuuf: @spurius not the ghostrunner
ContingentCat: maybe it's his voice and the music but I'm getting a hankering to listen to the Protomen again
thraximore: this soundtrack is JAMMIN
PharaohBender27: You seem to be assuming the tower will never become violent or corrupt . . .
wightfyre: Did a little parkoopies
Greendrag13: ah, the good old too-hardcore parkour
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 i mean not if he mind controls everyone :p
thraximore: @PharaohBender27 just hack everyone and the violence goes away, seems to be the implication
Dalrint: AI hates messy things, news at 11.
Didero: I've seen the Minecraft Parkour streams, so yes, I've seen peopl parkour too hard :p
TehAmelie: everyone parkours too hard once
ContingentCat: yes Serge it's a constant problem
BusTed: Nice!
TXC2: no more violence or corruption, also no more art or thinking or love
Didero: @TXC2 Can't think wrong thoughts if you can't think!
wench_tacular: resistance is futile
wightfyre: Sounds like the plot of Equilibrium TXC2
TXC2: wightfyre indeed
beowuuf: what's the point of making people the internet if there's no porn?
f_tan_theta: you ever do a group project with someone who thinks that everything would be perfect if we all just did it their way?
wightfyre: Ghostfroger
TehAmelie: it's also a theory for why the machines left people alive in The Matrix
PMAvers: NieR soundtrack intensifies
wightfyre: frogger*
James_LRR: he mastered the ball area
wench_tacular: phrasing?
beowuuf: james, do you want to take that ball area again?
ContingentCat: um
CaptainSpam: Rhythmic ball skills.
ExachixKitsune: What sort of instrument? A fiddle? A piano?
swaggytaco: the ball pit
thraximore: @TXC2 Right: hence why critics of utilitarianism argue we value things other than pure pleasure/pain
ContingentCat: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Diabore: pardon?
spicyFerret_: ah, balls
beowuuf: @wench_tacular we've stopped doing phrasing :p
Didero: @wench_tacular Some say we've only just STARTED phrasing!
ContingentCat: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #7761: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian [2021-09-05]
7gorobei: wow, Fallguys really ramped up the difficulty on these new maps. Kappa
TXC2: was phrasing ever really a thing here? :p
kumatsu: ended up being more Shadowrunner Parkour
DaSunao: Lots of transhumanist stuff
BusTed: The Turbo Tunnel!
LordZarano: Dream Void
beowuuf: rude
SajuukSjet: loving this space, though :D
TehAmelie: woo
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: truly a master of the ball area
ContingentCat: or that fall guys game
ExachixKitsune: this is trilling to watch
x0den: closest similarity i got is that one alley in kh2
ExachixKitsune: *Thrilling
Traion: Serge they came up with the term Cybervoid. They had to use it a lot obviously :p
TehAmelie: i'm imagining it looks hella cool without the twitch shenanigans
ContingentCat: it is Sunday
wench_tacular: doing all the shows now
Invitare: it's actually Rhythm Tuesday
BusTed: This isn't bad at all.
thraximore: seems fine
beowuuf: eh, you haven't lied to us yet, so can't be
kumatsu: it's actually looking really good
dangerous_safety: its allright
wightfyre: Compression seems fine
Traion: Nah Rhythm Cafe would have more weird made up stuff from Ian and Heather
Juliamon: This particular ping-pong bit is fine
Alephred: Does the mid-air pause affect trajectory?
TXC2: surprisingly not that bad
Didero: And Ben and James are here, so it's basically Crossing The Streams too
DeM0nFiRe: All these virtual areas have been a bit fuzzy but it's not terrible
x0den: tempo deck
LordZarano: I like how the reticle is a smiley face when you do the warp jump
niccus: chat already joked that this is kamigawa preview
Enki1256: So the setting is the new Kamagawa set, huh?
CaptainSpam: I mean, when you set up the world as a bleak dystopian abyss where literally everyone is evil and betraying each other like a dozen times before breakfast, this sort of abstract ending is the only way you can really go.
mowdownjoe: Yesterday was already sponsored by WotC. Kappa
SeismicLawns: something something kamigawa neon dynasty
Invitare: oh yeah, to be the True Rhythm Cafe, you need to start dubbing this with your own story
Mangledpixel: you already did, earlier, joking about this being the new Kamigawa set
Dalrint: It's fine
TehAmelie: maybe our eyes have learned to compensate for the compression
Didero: You've fallen a bunch, so that's Mine O'Clock Kappa
wench_tacular: skillz
BusTed: Gamingggg
Greendrag13: That was dope as heck. Clutch timeslow
wightfyre: Gamer
owmacohe: Wooow good job
swaggytaco: this game would be way easier if you could fly
ContingentCat: yes the villian is an old white man!
Saxpython: #NiceSuit
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beowuuf: you're the tool
wench_tacular: oh yes you will
ExachixKitsune: nope!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: shift+delete
Diabore: samurai jack
TXC2: ah, he said the thing!
BusTed: de-rezzed
beowuuf: 1st try
PMAvers: "You Don't Know Me."
f_tan_theta: sudo sword
TheElrad: Jack Ghostrunner, of the New Hampshire Ghostrunners
niccus: congratulations! you made a power vacuum
Didero: uh oh we deleted system32
dangerous_safety: oh no my kernaqls
swaggytaco: whats the worst thing that could happen
Didero: everybody died the end
ContingentCat: whoops?
Invitare: "If I die, so do you". "I can live with that"
CaptainSpam: And you come back to life through the power of friendship, let me guess.
TehAmelie: and then Jack was a cybervoid
beowuuf: wait, it was't a trap?
TXC2: oh I get it, it's Judge Dread Kappa
ExachixKitsune: And some time after this, beavers took over and we play Timberborn
Didero: Turns out the real Cybervoid was the friends we made along the way
beowuuf: wow, she did find climbers
thraximore: joe mama
TehAmelie: Adam Jensen! no wait wrong game
PMAvers: Adam walks in, "Zoe, what are you doing outside of your box?"
TXC2: Clyde?
Diabore: and credits
CaptainSpam: "My NAME is Jack! Aw, geez, now I have to start all over..."
wightfyre: GG
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
beowuuf: nicely done
James_LRR: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
thraximore: seabatClap
wench_tacular: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
mowdownjoe: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: sergePongChamp
CelicaSpin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
swaggytaco: i was told there would be coffee
TehAmelie: new PB!
SajuukSjet: yas.... such cool designs :D
CommiePuddin: Speedrun record
x0den: def have time to watch a speedrun
Diabore: i think closer to 7, you went for over 4 hours yesterday
CaptainSpam: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
niccus: it looks like you have enough time for a break and a speedrun
Serivus: yesterday's streem was 4 hours, what @Diabore said
ContingentCat: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
SajuukSjet: i'm looking at the OST on bandcamp... might be snagging that shortly
Masslost: and serge wait till the sequel
Serivus: heh, fair
ContingentCat: o/
beowuuf: the stubble also slowed you down
TehAmelie: me, me
Diabore: yes
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah, that sounds fun!
Traion: o/
beowuuf: o/
TheElrad: yes
immortal_spooder: speedrun!
Alma_v: o/
swaggytaco: o/
wench_tacular: sure
oh_look_a_person: o/
x0den: o/
TemporallyAwry: \o
SpoopsAHoy: o/
CaptainSpam: o/
CommiePuddin: by you???
laikagoat: o/
Didero: Play the speedrun at 1.5x speed, make it even faster Kappa
mowdownjoe: o/
Ritaspirithntr: o/
TheElrad: as long as we get to watch you watch it as well :p
SquareDotCube: Wait, you mean no Minecraft filler? :p
Dalrint: Me!
Traion: Serge at double time you'd still be 3 hours short of the speedrun
niccus: probably in-bounds
PharaohBender27: 8 minutes!?
Didero: We can't see it though
Diabore: 2watch?
ContingentCat: can we see?
Dalrint: Some of that hour is probably interview and intro/outro stuff
ContingentCat: yay
SquareDotCube: maybe mute it too
Didero: Is this the fastest time on
Mangledpixel: that FOV
CaptainSpam: That FOV tho
thraximore: ah yes, acceleration. wav
beowuuf: O.O
TXC2: speedrunners always SUPER high FoV
TehAmelie: question, does the slow mo slow in-game time?
TemporallyAwry: yeah, I can't watch this. bravo but yikes.
Invitare: wait
ContingentCat: so zoomy
RighteousDevil: The ol' Warframe zorincoptering
Invitare: this is just Warframe's movement system
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun the gdq run is a spicy 38:33, the video is only an hour for the extra stuff
Dalrint: Yeha that FOV is intense
wightfyre: The splits in between don't show up, but it shows the last split
DeM0nFiRe: I think it may be there are more splits that are hidden, and it just always shows the last split
wightfyre: So there's a bunch in there that you can't see until it scrolls down
Invitare: it was an... exploit to move really fast in Warframe that they turned into actual gameplay
Diabore: alright
Ukon_Cairns: warframe is a game, zorin is a melee weapon in said game. you go spinny spinny with it and everything in the room is dead.
RighteousDevil: In Warframe there was a trick back in the day to get extra speed during slide-dashes by swinging a certain high-speed melee weapon as you launch yourself, and you'd basically pick up limitless momentum. They eventually just shrugged and made it an actual movement option.
Invitare: it's not even really that tbh
Invitare: this is basically just bullet jumping
Didero: The page on the game has a bunch of guides which includes a few movement tricks
Caldurin: ah, the zorencopter
Invitare: which is inherent movement
Diabore: this might be an older version of the game
Invitare: based on Zorencopter
TehAmelie: havent seen such momentum since Quake 3
Mangledpixel: you can see their inputs at the top of the screen
Alephred: He's never going to let go of that W key, is he?
TehAmelie: (jumping diagonally in Q3 lets you accelerate infinitely)
niccus: the inputs really imply that jumping preserves slide speed
MWGNZ: rayfkSanic gotta go fast
Diabore: you wanna see madness see if theres a tas run (tas=tool assisted speedrun)
Juliamon: ooh yeah the elevator
ContingentCat: yeah the danger tower
Didero: simply run up the wall, apparently
Ukon_Cairns: just wall running upwards mpieLUL
PMAvers: Did they just pull a Worms Ninja Rope to get on top of what they're swinging on?
wench_tacular: just ignores level
Wilcroft: Serge, is this all just practice so you can beat James again in the next minecraft parkour challenge?
TXC2: PMAvers seemed like didn't it :p
beowuuf: those pillars worked?
Traion: Oh I just noticed that it shows the character speed above the splits
x0den: i think he gibbed that one guy from three meteres away
Traion: They hit 30m/s a bit ago
TXC2: I saw 29m/s
wightfyre: I saw up to 40 m/s earlier
Dalrint: It feels like we are watching it in fast-forward
Didero: ok but 10 m/s is 36 km/h
Traion: Which is over 100kph
TehAmelie: what was it they calculated Doomguy's speed was, 48 km/h?
PharaohBender27: Upgrading probably eats to much time
Diabore: serge perfectly encapsulated speedruns with that sentence
mowdownjoe: Less upgrade = more focus = more speed?
Didero: Speedruns of games you've played yourself always hit different
beowuuf: just whipping the barest amount to keep going right through the air
TXC2: same as Hollow knight speed runs, no upgrades in that either
Traion: Falling actually slows them down LUL
beowuuf: your mistake was to engage with the turny turny things :p
Didero: Simply skip everything that's annoying, apparently :p
Diabore: yup, some sections can make or break the run
TXC2: just skip the level forehead
Diabore: in spedrunning "not required" is a godsend
Simbionis: god, speedrunning is so cool
mowdownjoe: Reloading to a checkpoint is something you see all the time on GDQ.
Didero: This is very impressive but also pretty dizzying >_>
TehAmelie: riding the p'latforms would be almost like an autoscrolling level
beowuuf: i love how speedruns are never perfect, there's always the tiny mistakes just to appreciate exactly how hard this all is
Traion: If you told me this video was played at double speed I would a) believe you and b) still be impressed how fast they are
DaSunao: You can see the enemies only by the splatter on the viewscreen
Diabore: saved another 3+ seconds on that split
Didero: GDQ is lovely, everybody is so supportive
Diabore: thousands and thousands of hours to save .1 of a second
beowuuf: this is now someone playing who thinks the run is probably over...
Traion: Now? Now he is has to play out of his mind? Like he wasn't before?
Didero: I wonder how the dialogue system deals with people skipping through triggers like this :p
DaSunao: I'm still amused by the checkpoint where someone found a vertical skip in Mario attributed to cosmic radiation
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Diabore: im curious how they deal with the exploders
Traion: And you wasted all that time shutting them down
beowuuf: @DaSunao oh yeah, the one physically not possible normally but they clearly didn't cheat?
wench_tacular: witchcraft
DaSunao: @DaSunao They just coincidentally had a single bit get flipped on stream
kumatsu: Yeah Serge, why didn't you know all the speedrun strats when you played this blind
beowuuf: @DaSunao lol, yeah
Critterbot: Imagine playing the game as intended.
Dalrint: This is making me dizzy
SajuukSjet: the amount of memorisation though this requires... you can't do this anywhere near your first run through :P
spicyFerret_: speedrunning: abuse all the tools you're given
Didero: And the FOV isn't helping either
kumatsu: now imagine the amount of memorization for a 11 hour rpg speedrun
wightfyre: I think you can load levels, yeah
citandy: this reminds me of that old Genji launch glitch in overwatch
SajuukSjet: the level end cards had a reply button, at least
Didero: If the game doesn't include it, I'm sure the speedrunners would have premade saves at the start of each level
mowdownjoe: Puzzle solutions are usually the easiest part. Try watching the GDQ run of Baba Is You sometime. A 40 hour game being in 40 minutes or so.
Dalrint: Baiten Kaitos has like a two week speedrun. That one is the most insane.
Critterbot: Trying to follow this is giving me whiplash.
Traion: Just move at 108 kph and you can ignore the air, today I learned Kappa
corpocracy: There was a blindfolded Mario 64 Speedrun last GDA. All memorization. Could easily miss a star and they wouldn't know until the end
corpocracy: *GDQ
thraximore: hey, that thing Serge did but on purpose
Didero: simply yeet yourself across, I guess
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: thanks for the momentum gosh
x0den: whats the point of those shields if oyu can just cut through them!?
Didero: 360 noscope
Traion: Wow
laikagoat: lrrWOW
x0den: LUL
wench_tacular: mind blown
SajuukSjet: >D
beowuuf: is that shieldbreaker a mod?
wightfyre: I love how most of these skips are only possible if you're using movement speed tech
spicyFerret_: the one that always gets me is, even though its not rta, the old Celeste All Berries% TASBot run
kumatsu: Honestly, at this point I just want a stream where we watch Serge watch speedruns
Didero: Doing the speedrun is impressive, but people must have been pouring over every inch of every level for hours and hours to even find these skips
Didero: You could call the stream "Speedruns with Serge"!
spicyFerret_: call it Sergerunning
CelicaSpin: Reboot "SpeedrunOneWord" but its just serge watching speedruns
Traion: I don't think the characters have stopped talking since they started. They are moving faster than the story dialogue plays
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of a great metaphor about lightbulbs and batteries in the comic Strong Female Protagonist
ContingentCat: waaat
LordZarano: "Routing"
Mangledpixel: yeh, routing can be very fun to watch
thraximore: naturally D
thraximore: :D
Rob_Racoon: *laughs in Australian*
Didero: I keep wanting to rewind the stream to see what the heck they actually did :p
Wolfstrike_NL: routing comes after discovery
kumatsu: Part of me almost expected RBH in this game
DeM0nFiRe: It is kinda funny how most of the run is blindingly fast, and then every once in a while there's a bit they can't skip and have to stand still for 2 seconds
oh_look_a_person: my favorite genre of videos is "speedrun tricks explained"
oh_look_a_person: I love this so much
thraximore: is he... mantling as he falls off the edge for speed?
DeM0nFiRe: Woah come on Serge, no one would dare atetmpt the double pepsi 360 in a marathon
spicyFerret_: long live the couch
oh_look_a_person: the double pepsi 360 very well might be a Pepsiman skip 🤔
TheBard240: Now I want a Double Pepsi 360
CelicaSpin: Im surprised Serge hasnt been impressed by the guys ability as a streamer. Shouting out subs and stuff while still speedrunning this game
Didero: Yeah, having the co-commentators at GDQ is amazing, it really helps underline how incredibly impressive it is
TehAmelie: does that mean you were the first? :3
SajuukSjet: surely only Pepsi Man can pull off the Double Pepsi 360 Marathon?!?
TXC2: double pepsi 360 sounds like a wrestling move
ContingentCat: so there's an easy entry point
Traion: I love watching devs watch a speedrun of their game for the first time and being surprised at what the runners figured out
Didero: As a level designer, speedruns must be equal parts impressive and aggravating :p
beowuuf: this is presumably one of many runs they were planning to do until they go the record, so no need to be rude :p
Mangledpixel: yeh, a lot of speedrunner streamers will multitask like that, it's very impressive
wench_tacular: jlrrCool
TehAmelie: i think every game could have a separate live stream category of speedruns, myself
wightfyre: On IGN, you mean?
ContingentCat: I imagine a great deal of it is muscle memory at this point
Didero: Sure, but also "I spend THREE WEEKS on this level and you SKIP it ENTIRELY" :p
wightfyre: You said GDQ
TXC2: "taking that out would have broken the level"
beowuuf: here we go...
beowuuf: LMAO
TheMerricat: ah crud, I failed to wake up in time.
TehAmelie: of course, can't waste time having nerve signals going the whole way through the eyes, brains, spine and hands
laikagoat: fionaLOL
Master_Gunner: QA generally finds most glitches used in speedrunning, they just aren't priorities to fix.
thraximore: you were correct, haha
Diabore: serge why did you do laser hell
ContingentCat: just go up forehead
TXC2: what laser level? Kappa
wench_tacular: so just ignore lazers, check.
mowdownjoe: They skipped a whole phase?
TheElrad: no, they ignored a whole cable
Mangledpixel: they took out just the top one
Dalrint: Hah
beowuuf: they mantled to the third cord
Crokoking: they might have taken out the 2nd one
beowuuf: so the game must be coded to move you on once the third cord gets cut
ContingentCat: !sir
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Didero: The trick to speedrunning is to only play 25% of the game max
spicyFerret_: i remember the Celeste any% TASBot that had a dev on the couch, and they were just stunned by how the routers just abused the bus out of every quirk they left to be forgiving
oh_look_a_person: 100% speedruns are SO wild, i love them
Didero: Imagine spending 50 hours learning a particular level's speedrun and then some router finds a way to skip the whole thing
Mangledpixel: routing is coming up with the route, yes, which is distinct from learning an established route
Traion: Enemies are just on screen for a split second and turn into blood spatter
Didero: Yeah, speedrunners are super supportive, from what I've seen
Juliamon: Learning a section still helps you hone your skills
oh_look_a_person: that happens a lot! there's a lot of people who enjoy particular stages but they don't get to play them anymore bc it's slow
Brozard: It didn't used to be that way, but yeah, now speedrunners are super supportive of each other
wightfyre: Speedrunning communities are usually pretty good about helping each other out
Dalrint: I'm really curious about the Hel fight
countingku: They're also answering questions about the previous level while zooomin'
f_tan_theta: yeah communities seem really tight, it takes a village kind of vibe
Traion: Also if a skip is too good it sometimes becomes its own category
DeM0nFiRe: There are some communities that fracture over some skips, because if a skip is too hard or skips too much of a game some people want to keep running the old category
kumatsu: shoutouts to shoutouts
Didero: They're also never secretive about any skips they find
thraximore: The only speedrun skip I've ever seen speedrunners complain about is the Bloodborne skip where you use the first enemy's grapple animation to phase through a gate
aClonedPickle: my name is inigo montoya. you obsoleted my speedrun trick. prepare to die
oh_look_a_person: shout out to simpleflips
LordZarano: Unless the new trick is super difficult or inconsistent, then they hate it
Didero: slightly nauseating art
wightfyre: No Major Glitches categories are a lot of fun to watch, too
thraximore: and that's because the enemy rarely uses the attack so it's complete luck
Dalrint: Last GDQ someone accidentally found a door skip in a game, and other people kept talking about it and how there was a new massive research thing going in discord for it
ShaneLeeAtk: The early days of speedrunning was TOXIC. It is SO much better now.
niccus: the half-complaint i usually see is when a Low% run finds a way to get lower % at the cost of a lot of time
TheMerricat: so chat, since I woke up late, how did the ending go?
oh_look_a_person: I love that Serge enjoys watching speedruns so much. they're my favorite way of rexperiencing my favorite games
beowuuf: still appy zoey ended up being a good egg, and lived, and wasn't a hostage to rescue
Traion: This is like watching Olympic athletes. Just someone performing their craft at near perfection
TXC2: TheMerricat we got betrayed, as was expected
beowuuf: themerricat, we killed both evils and let the people be people
vegetalss4: The only thing I can think is how much it must suck to be one of the unlucky few guards that gets cut down on the speedrun.
TheMerricat: Zoe stayed good?
beowuuf: yup!
Traion: So stream 1 4h for Serge, 25min for the runner
TheMerricat: woot! :D Thanks chat!
beowuuf: she wason the level
TehAmelie: funny story, about the only time my mom ever picked up a controller in her life, she discovered the level skip glitch in Contra 3. she could repeat it but not explain it
vegetalss4: Most of your fellows got to live, but not you.
Didero: Just backing into the level exit :D
beowuuf: she left near the end cause she got a signal 'from survivors' that seemed like a trap, but ended up being fine and o at the end there is a resistance to win the day
Didero: Serge, just practice this for 6 or 7 months and you too can be this good
wench_tacular: blink and you'd miss them
beowuuf: LOL tehamelie
DeM0nFiRe: The bit with the weird lazer rake turrets I wanna see
Traion: The runner is reading and responding to Chat while doing this, like how?
Alness49: The train might be neat
Juliamon: 90% of WR attempts are muscle memory
beowuuf: @Traion doing hours of streams while doing hours and hours of runs
kumatsu: yeah they must have skipped the load trigger for the first set
rerork__: LUL
beowuuf: LMAO
Didero: Pacifist run!
thraximore: oh yeah someone in chat mentioned it
Mangledpixel: :D
kumatsu: yeahthat scans
ContingentCat: you can just not
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: LUL
wench_tacular: jlrrBaby
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL remember when you tried to leave? Turns out you totally can!
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
makkan24_btw: What did i tell you
Master_Gunner: lol
Traion: hahaha
Camail: just leave 4Head
TehAmelie: for certain definitions of "you"
beowuuf: nice content you got here, pity if someone... skipped it
immortal_spooder: best boss fight ever!
CaptainSpam: "Forget you, I've got a mission to complete!"
TXC2: come on game :p
Diabore: someone did say she was optional
DaSunao: SeemsGood
Juliamon: Just walk out!
wench_tacular: jlrrDang
TheMerricat: serges face. :D
Alness49: Pacifist Run
electra310: Hahaha
Didero: Cutscene skip?
ExachixKitsune: wow I just laughed for 15-25 seconds
Traion: I think they skipped a ctuscene
Mangledpixel: problably leaving there breaks something, and reloading that way fixes it
Dalrint: Holy crap
Didero: Can't get shot if you can't be seen
Traion: They also don't have the ranged attack because they ignored Hel
beowuuf: inteesting, thin sign better than pipe
Rustpile: This is bananas
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
TehAmelie: i'd hope if you're seriously going for world records you don't count on twitch to keep the only record of it
beowuuf: i wonder if you can skip being betrayed and just all have tea :p
LordZarano: @tehamelie oh people definitely do
SajuukSjet: it was funny, i recently started Halo Reach, and after playing Destiny 2 for so long, the movement felt ubareably slow.... i wonder how much this would warp my sense of speed in game >D
Didero: They probalby don't deal with the spiders, like with most other enemies :p
beowuuf: or some weird pathing they provoked?
PharaohBender27: Dang
kumatsu: you made your own Hard Mode
Didero: So what you're saying is that a word record speedrunner might be better at a game than you who only played it once?
ExachixKitsune: It's free ability!
PharaohBender27: Oh no, the Gamer Cops are coming for lrrSERGE !
LurkerSpine: Serge is going to PIF this game until he takes the record
beowuuf: @Didero seems weird
Traion: They railslide as little as possible because it is slower than their jumping
Didero: I mean, it is impressive that you dealt with the spiders not in the way the devs intended
Infected_Dragoon: !info
Infected_Dragoon: Oops
SajuukSjet: these temple areas are just incredibly cool design
oh_look_a_person: if speedrunners have one thing, it's The Audacity
ContingentCat: confidence plus doing it so many times
Traion: ThxJo
ExachixKitsune: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
Didero: They've also played the game for hundreds of hours, so after a while you get a feel for those things :p
x0den: that sounds amazing
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
wench_tacular: mechanics are for chumps, apparently
TXC2: mechanics are for cars Kappa
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Didero: The fastest time on finishes now
LordZarano: Oh yeah, if you watch a speedrunner stream it's 99.9% failed runs
Traion: I adore the fact that the Hel skip means they don't have Surge
wench_tacular: who knew?
ContingentCat: yeeting is very edffective apparently
thraximore: you don't have to be a jedi to speedrun, but it helps
RosewoodLynx: Imagine a movie where Jedi move like that
TXC2: turns out the force is good for speedruns
kumatsu: I'd guess the sequence is consistent the first time you get there
beowuuf: chat freaking out, the devil you say :p
thraximore: 30 second lead, that's impressive for a PB
Diabore: they cut 15 seconds that split
Angreed66: based on the reaction that was good rng
Didero: Their last few sections went great
Traion: The optimisation that went into that Tetrising is impressive
Didero: Don't become a speedrunner if you actually want to play the gam :p
thraximore: ooooh a tour of the parts we never saw
Diabore: play the level to find the skips
beowuuf: devs put nice environment around, seems riude not to use it
TehAmelie: don't ask how do you play the level, ask instead how much room for activities is there on the level
thraximore: we might have passed by it already, legit couldn't tell
Didero: Those warping ninjas must be so annoying when speedruning
Didero: oh sweet
x0den: rng got him in one of the previous rooms, he complained about something
Camail: what room
TheMerricat: hard room? Skip it! :D
beowuuf: annoying room? skip it
TheMerricat: jynx :D
beowuuf: themerricat :D
x0den: plz dont say chock balls
CaptainSpam: BALLS. And Mara.
DaSunao: Just take the jump boost, bunny hop into the room, and yeet yourself across *forehead*
TXC2: #NormalBalls
Traion: 6 minutes according to the split
TXC2: skippable cut scene time really shouldn't count
thraximore: love how pumped they are
TXC2: *unskippable
Traion: Look at the economy of movement btw
Didero: I wonder why he looks up before jumping
thraximore: @Didero makes you go higher I think
rerork__: to dash up
beowuuf: lol
Didero: Oh, that makes sense
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
ExachixKitsune: sergeSqueak
HIYGamer: I'm not quite sure what the benefit of dashing vs jumping is in this fight. I'm sure there's a reason for it
Wolfstrike_NL: That's a run you lose
rerork__: if you jump and dash up she can't hit you
TheMerricat: @HIYGamer to my eyes it looks as if he was in the air as long, more control
TheMerricat: wasn't
ExachixKitsune: Oh wow
HIYGamer: That would do it
spicyFerret_: i gottta *go*
Didero: The panels warp :O
Fanklok: I am very confused right now
Fanklok: Did Serge bring a friend?
TehAmelie: looked to me like dodging up got them in the right position to cut the arms, and you probably want to practice that
DeM0nFiRe: wat
thraximore: I have NO idea
Camail: yea
ContingentCat: recovery I think?
ExachixKitsune: Fanklok : Serge it watching a video of a speedrun
Traion: He shouted saved
x0den: he said saved
chaostreader: @fanklok Serge finished so we are watching a speed run.
wightfyre: Recovery
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat
Mangledpixel: sure was
Didero: The panels move towards you, and they 'disappear', but they do that by warping back to the start, apparently taking you with them if you're standing on top
TXC2: that was a comeback worthy of Lazarus
thraximore: ahhhhhhhhhhh
thraximore: I see
DeM0nFiRe: oh my god, is he teleporting with the block when it returns to the start?
oh_look_a_person: can you drop the streamers name one more time??
DeM0nFiRe: It's BladeLMAO it is in his camera
Alephred: It says BladeLMAO
joallthedogs: sergePongChamp
wench_tacular: colour me impressed
Didero: Oh wow, he did it a whole minute faster than expected
oh_look_a_person: thanks everyone I can't read
Fanklok: IDK Ben was pretty chill about it
Traion: World record by nearly a minute
kumatsu: huh, that autosplit was at a weird time at the end
DaSunao: A record by nearly a minute?
Didero: Now do the current speedrun record Kappa
f_tan_theta: world record runs are always so hype
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Rustpile: okay, your turn Serge
x0den: you could shave a few secs off
thraximore: @Fanklok Ben's celebration was almost as animated LUL
TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge
ExachixKitsune: sergeIrene sergeIrene sergeIrene
ContingentCat: definitly a respectable first time
joallthedogs: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Dalrint: Now you do that, serge
beowuuf: thanks for the streams this weekend, col game, cool streams
x0den: thanks for the stream!
TheMerricat: lol
Didero: Wait, BladeLMAO is currenlty 3rd on with 36m39s
electra310: Awesome stream, Serge!
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Traion: I'm curious if the 36 min is a new routing or skip, or just people getting that much more skilled
joallthedogs: sergeGift sergeJustRight
incslayer: its a multiple of itself :P
ExachixKitsune: sergeGift sergeGift sergeGift
TXC2: !next
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Didero: !next
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Didero: Oh, sorry
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
TXC2: !patreon
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Serge!
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TehAmelie: thanks Serge!
Fanklok: Oh no
ContingentCat: Thanks Serge
Juliamon: it's Spoopy Month
TXC2: the next PiF is already up on that events page BTW
Alma_v: lrrSPOOPY
BusTed: Drunk Adam Jensen returns?
Amentur: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
thraximore: I see we're on a theme
beowuuf: seeeeecret seeeerge
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TXC2: thanks Serge
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Didero: Night TXC2 !
TehAmelie: at the rate people subbed today, well, maybe G wants to try a 100% drunk run
TheMerricat: Oh man, our PIF's are themeing suddenly. We went from ninja to cyberninja to cyberman.
SergeYager: neither of whom asked for ths
beowuuf: also adam jensen needs to have lost his left arm
Juliamon: cyberfighting that we Didn---damn, beaten by Serge
beowuuf: as sekiro and jack did
creasehearst: does it count if Adam lost more than just an arm?
beowuuf: sure :D
TheMerricat: I mean spoilers, he does :D
creasehearst: because at this point he's only got his torso and head left with parts of his flesh body
beowuuf: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: Ok got it, no secret message o/ lrrHEART lrrSERGE
TheMerricat: I don't know why game devs hate us lefties so much. :D
ContingentCat: ok thanks Serge
electra310: Oh,okay!
beowuuf: hey chat, let's rap about expectation...
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Kathleen is checking out Tomes & Quest, a fantasy role-playing game with a word game twist. #Sponsored. Game: Tomes & Quest) at Sun 02:30 PM PDT (1:14 from now).
Wolfstrike_NL: *waiting for Serge to come back online to drop the secrets*
ContingentCat: ah enough time for the new Mail Time that went up yesterday
beowuuf: @TheMerricat txc2 put forth it might be for sinister reasons :p
Juliamon: IL TIM
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat LOL
beowuuf: ah, txc2 already said night, missed it.
beowuuf: oh hey, rq ep 6 is also short enough to watch. let's do that!