RandomTrivia: !vine
benjamin_wheeler: RIP Vine
RandomTrivia: Awww
DarkMorford: I always preferred Doug when I was a 10-year-old anyway. Pepper Ann was a *girl* and had cooties. 🤣
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Ben
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Earthenone: !youtube
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ContingentCat: yeah I came across a crapshot on tiktok and was very creeped out my the algorythum knowing too much
TheMerricat: Discord
djalternative: Who's ready for Ben Wheeler in a Brooklyn accent?
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SquareDotCube: Don't forget our Blip page! Kappa
TheMerricat: Myspace?
DarkMorford: @djalternative I hope he has his cousin Joseph call in again!
Saxpython: !homestreams
TheMerricat: !homestreams
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mtvcdm: !homestreams
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TheDailyMapleSyrup: irc?
Earthenone: this IS the irc!
betweenmyself: When can I buy some digital underpants? They’re so freeing and breathable!
SquareDotCube: What is LRR's ICQ number?
djalternative: Next is a fever dream
Juliamon: Up next is a mistake
jessieimproved: Discord is my new IRC imo
RandomTrivia: @TheArtGremblin Name good, but does Munchlax now regret something? :p
mtvcdm: 20 meters *exactly*
benjamin_wheeler: honestly take all your time
LordZarano: Desert Bus chat has an irc
RandomTrivia: @LordZarano ... of course it does...
asthanius: Tree HC
benjamin_wheeler: the game just spontaneously started a 3gb download of new cards?
like_100_bears: door?
Juliamon: NEW ROOM WHO DIS
asthanius: WAHOO
RandomTrivia: DAMMIT
asthanius: The busts changed
EldarLuin: That fairy reminds me of the fairies from Majora's Mask
Earthenone: they added a new "world" so new charicters and cards on the download docket ben
Saxpython: no just Hogwarts
Mysticman89: the bust is wild now
MAPBoardgames: Dammit, protag! Just try!
FrozenNitrogen: there is a puzzle before you can go throug hxD
chaostreader: The busts. Ian the busts.
like_100_bears: poke at the busts!
RandomTrivia: Dammit, Shinji, get in the painting!
DarkMorford: @like_100_bears Phrasing?
azurite_d: you guys should use your insta more, the throwbacks are nice
RandomTrivia: Alabaster Kingdom HYPE
RandomTrivia: benginHype
Saxpython: FBtouchdown VoteYea FBtouchdown
jessieimproved: Alabaster Kingdom is gonna be great
RandomTrivia: Ian pls
Saxpython: So hype for Alabaster Kingdom
Juliamon: Speaking of, I made a handy link to the Alabaster Kingdom character preview thread
Juliamon: !alabaster
LRRbot: Get to know the cast of Alabaster Kingdom! https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1440014263729360899
omdorastrix: Yes.. they've made a clock. but not to tell time
ContingentCat: you can do that
RandomTrivia: They made a clocktower with the Create mod
Xed_Regulus: Uno made a clock a few months back
benjamin_wheeler: Only WHO can beat the ender dragon?
MAPBoardgames: It has been made. but not on mine o clock
Saxpython: oh great command Julia
Fanklok: But clock is an actual item they can just craft
djalternative: making a clock is fairly simple tbh. especially if you're measuring minecraft time
RandomTrivia: There are many tutorials you can find to make a 7-segment display real-time clock
Earthenone: a big ticket stream item
ContingentCat: normal things?!
SquareDotCube: Maybe that should be my next MP project - replicate an Intel 8088 or a Zilog Z80
LordZarano: Making a clock that tells the real time is presumably possible if you know the tick speed
betweenmyself: Can’t wait til the Dawning so we can give Savathun some cookies riffYeti
RandomTrivia: @LordZarano It is indeed
benjamin_wheeler: oh god yes Ian please
RandomTrivia: @LordZarano But only as long as the area it's in is loaded
SAJewers: !clip
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benjamin_wheeler: tell me you're on team "don't change your name"
asthanius: What about Mother's Day?
RandomTrivia: PREACH
MAPBoardgames: does Crypt of the Necrodancer qualify as a "spooky" game?
YeetTheRich_: word
Shaydecat: <3
mtvcdm: Put the pagan holidays back!
dividesBy0: I want to hear the valentines day rant now :)
niccus: ian i stretch my halloween to a whole year
Juliamon: Excuse me, Halloween is an *aesthetic* not a *holiday*
fastlane250: any holiday that doesn’t get me a day off of work isn’t a real holiday IMO
kusinohki: winter solstice - now celebrated through the equinox!
Earthenone: make sure to tune in to the rant hour every day on desertbus then :P
Lithobraker: Halloween is a state of being
ContingentCat: @niccus that's just called being goth
ashesandmochi: i like being able to celebrate two new years
ashesandmochi: though i only get money during one of them
ContingentCat: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
omdorastrix: Halloween is the ONLY thing keeping christmas from creeping it's way any earlier than November
mtvcdm: The tree didn't grow that time btw
Keaton__Mask: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler is checking out Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links on Is This Your Card? Game: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
betweenmyself: Ian, now running as the dark horse candidate for Mayor of Halloween Town
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
mtvcdm: We might have just maxed out our tech tree
DarkMorford: @omdorastrix Good point. We must keep the walls up!
RandomTrivia: @omdorastrix You say that, but I've seen christmas displays in supermarkets for a few weeks now
Earthenone: halloween started september 1st in my apartment, i think its larger than christmas now
EldarLuin: Ian: We have yet to understand everything about him....
Saxpython: Ian Horner: Instructions Not Included
MAPBoardgames: Ian Horner: Explaintive Lyrics
benjamin_wheeler: excited to soft G gamble
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Ian! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Saxpython: Thanks guys <3 <3 <3
ContingentCat: thanks Ian and Heather
Earthenone: i dont think wheeler plays burn, but im looking forward to soft G gambling
omdorastrix: It's time to B B B B Bbbbbb Ben
benjamin_wheeler: oh I've got my Sparks ready
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler real talk: I like their system of card packs/loot boxes more than most any other kind
RandomTrivia: Ooh, ooh, I hope we see the return of a fan-favourite segment :D
DarkMorford: YASS
Saxpython: @randomtrivia VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
Earthenone: the only digital card game who has a better card distribution system (in my opinion) is magic arena
Earthenone: and thats only because they limit what you can get with some of the wildcards in duel links
asthanius: You can't even dust in arena
Saxpython: I think Eternal was the "fairest" I've played
djalternative: IMO, the boxes being "finite" is a great feature
Sibwow: its my card pog
Earthenone: finite AND resetable
djalternative: and they let you calculate the literal exact odds you have of getting a card (if you so choose)
Earthenone: yeah, i should note im super casual and put 0$ into games like this. so im not usualy looking for playsets of meta relevent cards anywhere
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIG lrrSIG
asthanius: Oh poge, dude
Earthenone: remember, pog originated here!
asthanius: Wheeler invented the Pog-o Stick
Saxpython: fill my veins with that intro jam
benjamin_wheeler: this was a huge mistake
RandomTrivia: no ragerts
djalternative: thank you for falling on this grenade
RandomTrivia: We're here to ride the mistake with you
LordZarano: I've been reading every word in chat beginning with g as beginning with j. Jarbage is good, but Jame, that's real jood
benjamin_wheeler: full disclosure, this is the least amount of prep I've ever done for a game
PMAvers: So when was the *new* YGO client supposed to be dropping anyway?
benjamin_wheeler: like, we're just jumping right into it, pratically naked
benjamin_wheeler: practically*
PMAvers: So, when do we get the 3 GB download?
NotCainNorAbel: I .... I don't think you need to play this naked
djalternative: You can't be naked in YGO. You need at least one belt
LordZarano: @NotCainNorAbel You've never played strip yu-gi-oh before?
djalternative: @PMAvers during rhythm cafe if earlier chat was any indication
benjamin_wheeler: naked with a duel disk counts
strebenherz: At least one belt, and hair at least a meter high
NotCainNorAbel: @NotCainNorAbel Well I don't start with just the delicates on.
Earthenone: also depending on the series you might need a scouter
Earthenone: or some other sort of HUD
djalternative: or a motorcycle
PharaohBender27: Oh hey I see I came in time, rather than late :p
RandomTrivia: Hey there PharaohBender27! There was a whole thing with a 3GB download
djalternative: doing a turbo duel naked would really chaif
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Ooof
Saxpython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
LordZarano: sharkf11JAM
NotCainNorAbel: braven10PRISM
PharaohBender27: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
strebenherz: The lobby music in duel links IS pretty rad
RandomTrivia: Very zen
Sibwow: its great to be here
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Ooooh!
r10pez10: i hope you're all good wheels
strebenherz: Entirely understandable, hope everyone's okay
Sibwow: <message deleted>glad kief took the fall for your lack of deck prep
Saxpython: Excited for the family <3 <3 <3
PharaohBender27: @Sibwow Not cool.
Earthenone: !patreon
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RandomTrivia: The other one, Wheeler :D
RandomTrivia: The duchy of... fans? Hmm, need to workshop that one
Earthenone: some sort of large monkee
Fanklok: There's no way that could have been a Card Kingdom plug, there was no swearing
djalternative: definitely never played it before
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe it automatically imported your data from Wheely Breakers Kappa
strebenherz: It is entirely possible esp if you played it on steam before
Juliamon: oh poggg
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: YESSSSS
djalternative: YES
RandomTrivia: Best segment!
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey
LordZarano: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
Saxpython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia applauds
strebenherz: YAS
PMAvers: And now they're just all Digimon
Fanklok: This segment should never leave even witha different game
YeetTheRich_: ohai pig
RandomTrivia: Piggy! lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
thraximore: I'll clap if I want to
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] naked with a duel disk counts | in chat
LRRbot: New quote #7798: "naked with a duel disk counts" —Wheeler, in chat [2021-10-03]
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LUL
thraximore: I KNEW it was a bit
PharaohBender27: katesLol
niccus: TOS
RandomTrivia: Welp
Saxpython: lol
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat
FofoATL: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ToastyLoaff: lrrJUDGE
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DeM0nFiRe: PUPPER!
Cavemanhar: monkaTOS
strebenherz: Puppy!
PMAvers: Making a judgement.
Sibwow: wheelerPig
YeetTheRich_: well well well wheeler-boy
MurphEP: Pig knows what you've done
djalternative: huh. I was betting wheeler had bought paper YGO cards
r10pez10: that dog is judging
Sibwow: show us the grillz
r10pez10: the heck cards need 3GB
Sibwow: its just one card with incredibly detailed art
r10pez10: 3GB of life loss noises
djalternative: @r10pez10 when your cards are a book each, you can't afford to downscale resolution
YeetTheRich_: ben how does one pendulum?
Fanklok: Are we doing this again to satiate your millenial desire for suffering?
Sibwow: ultra rare and secret rare?
djalternative: oh no! pendulum was added!
Masdamondi: holy shit this ui is a merss
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RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
YeetTheRich_: PENDULUM
GhostValv: D:
YeetTheRich_: lets fckin go
thraximore: We're off to a GREAT start
niccus: it always comes back!
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler we didn't really get to the skills mechanic during the fever dream
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
Earthenone: we apriciate it
RandomTrivia: Gotta love a videogame that interrupts you playing to show you ads for ITSELF
KeytarCat: Was this the game that introduced us to ITYC?
r10pez10: how many
thraximore: There are FIVE Sundays in October.
Saxpython: it's downloading Wheelie Breakers
djalternative: Selection Boxes are like masters sets
RandomTrivia: @KeytarCat We started with Runeterra, I believe
YeetTheRich_: if you wanted to read all of these we'd actually still be here next week
strebenherz: Nothing quite says the duel links experience like not coming back for weeks and getting shown the "HERE'S WHAT YOU MISSED!" train
r10pez10: this is it
FofoATL: how many trailers before the movie hahaha
r10pez10: this is the stream
Fullwagon: is this a gay cowboy stream?
Sibwow: its two taynes at once
Fanklok: Reading a yugioh card? No
omdorastrix: Is this the equivalent of a crack a pack?
PharaohBender27: Dueltaining!
Earthenone: dueltaining is treating card games like wrestiling
Mattmitchell45: "Computer, can you show me a duel Tain?"
ToastyLoaff: its yugioh edh
RandomTrivia: Not to be confused with dual-taining, which is double mono-taining
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
GhostValv: isn't tayne from that Paul Rudd sketch?
chaostreader: Oh no. They brought pendulum summon to this game. Why?
thraximore: @Fullwagon Sorry this is the existential dread stream, you're gonna wanna back out and take your third left
djalternative: The protagonist's dad in this series was like a circus ringleader
YeetTheRich_: that's a lot of zero's
Earthenone: looks like comunity thing yeah
strebenherz: I have... NO idea what witchcraft this is
djalternative: this looks like a global challenge
YeetTheRich_: not with this mindset
SnowbirdMike: You may need a new Pop-Up blocker.
djalternative: we're done
chaostreader: Why did you not choose this game for November so it’s over sooner?
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dpj2009: yugiboi
strebenherz: You're fine blocking the ongoing events side. ongoing events notifications being ignored is the natural state of things
RandomTrivia: This month is going to be a whole thing
dtrain_67: this is the one the man from the store said you wanted
RandomTrivia: This game is like watching a train derail in slow motion, but the train is already on fire before that happens
PMAvers: Wheeler got isekai'd to the card game dimension
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thraximore: You got Isekai'd, is what you're saying
chaostreader: Most popular doesn’t mean good.
thraximore: @PMAvers isn't that such a great verb? :D
Fullwagon: I only know forbidden memories
DeM0nFiRe: The app is very mobile-y but it's legitimately pretty fun and gives you decent rewards for playing, I started playing it after you definitely didn't show it on stream a few months ago
PMAvers: Okay, game, if you had any timing, this is where the server would go down for maintenance.
dpj2009: tell us how you really feel
djalternative: even the battlefield is shrunk down
Loonatic93: The other difference, no one goes into the Shadow Realm.
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey
GhostValv: ook?
RandomTrivia: Welp
YeetTheRich_: is there a pendulum tutorial now?
thraximore: @Loonatic93 Kids these days have it easy SMH
dpj2009: Joey's from Jersey
strebenherz: THE DUEL LINKS EXPERIENCE
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
Loonatic93: Joey Wheeler... So full of that Brooklyn Rage!
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler if you want to got through the card tutorial without the interface tutorial, you can just hop on back to the duel quizes
RandomTrivia: Fantastic start! :D
Gobukiller: Is this a bit?
strebenherz: No, that's... 100% the experience
PharaohBender27: Well, this is a Konami game, so I'm not surprised #FucKonami
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yu gi oh is a bit
PMAvers: Because it's so spoopy? lrrSPOOPY
YeetTheRich_: you really expected this to go better than last time did you? Kappa
Kadenus: this game is terrifying, fitting for october
Loonatic93: This is a Konami game? Where's the Pochinko option?
thraximore: @YeetTheRich_ he thought he was prepared this time, allowed for hubris
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Xx_JAG_xX: oooooh we back on the yugimons
strebenherz: If you want to take Halloween off that's entirely legit
RandomTrivia: You're owed like 5 weeks off this stream, what a coincidence that's just long enough to NOT play Duel Links :p
Loonatic93: I've taken Halloween off for 25+ years straight.
strebenherz: You uhhh can't really clear it
Fanklok: So James is going to buy yoiu a lot of candy?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Halloween candy trail and a scooby doo style trap and see who falls for it
acelandau3: pend best deck
Earthenone: i was so hoping you would click no
SnowbirdMike: We can learn together
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gong Strong
PMAvers: Ah. So they're card game streamers.
thraximore: Dueltainer... a portmanteau of duel and edutainment
YeetTheRich_: or alternatively what we could do on halloween is build a deck around Pumpking the King of Ghosts (yes that is a card)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Card game streamers
strebenherz: You can change the map from 3D to 2D with an option in the top left but it might not... be available in this tutorial
raulghoulia: hey my dad's name is Performapal
Fanklok: Your avatar guy is a circus performer
Jmonkey49: Oh Performapals. they used to be so broken
Loonatic93: Remember: He's a PerformaPAL, not a PerformaPLE.
RandomTrivia: Yes we can
strebenherz: Yes
PharaohBender27: Yes
GhostValv: :)
helgridr: sadly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Unfortunately
thraximore: which ones?
WanderingOmen: yeah
strebenherz: BEN NO
Earthenone: dont worry we are getting the exilent content
Kadenus: normal volume can be a little louder
wavment: they are fine
Fanklok: Who, and I shit you not, travels through the multiverse of yugioh to find his selves to do some kind of thing
thraximore: 4?
PMAvers: Around a 6 or 7?
PharaohBender27: About 6?
wavment: 6
Sibwow: 6
djalternative: don't make them louder
Ba_Dum_Tish: 1 to D D D D DUEL!
niccus: uhhhhh how fucked up are we looking to be
YeetTheRich_: not enough / 10
Scarbble: they're like 4-5
SnowbirdMike: I think they are using The Shopping Channel naming algorythm
RandomTrivia: Voice lines could be louder compared with music
Fullwagon: @Fanklok wait I switched devices, which character is this?
strebenherz: Command the Frog Ben, the game insists
thraximore: they haven't said anything useful yet really
Fanklok: Main character of Zexal
Fanklok: I cannot possibly remember his name
Fullwagon: You know what, very valid of you @Fanklok
Earthenone: so we have had a wheeler and a ben on this stream so far
PMAvers: That's a weird Jax skin.
YeetTheRich_: I bet he doesn't even parry
Fullwagon: that's it!
YeetTheRich_: good job!
strebenherz: CLASS DISMISSED
SnowbirdMike: I have learned nothing
Symphoneers: Gong has to go now, Gong's people need him.
thraximore: pendulum monsters: they will ALWAYS die to your OP's trap
Jmonkey49: Green hair is Yuya. Black hair from Zexal is Yuma
PMAvers: It's time for the Gong Show
Fanklok: Who did a worse job Gwent or this?
saltysandyhs: i may know less about pendulums than when we started
thraximore: @saltysandyhs that's typical
Fanklok: Impressive
Loonatic93: This is worse than the MTGO tutorial.
Fanklok: MTGO has a tutorial?
Earthenone: pendulum knowlage is like an arc, you start with more knowlage, get confused through the learning process, then come out on top knowing roughly what you assumed before
Loonatic93: @Fanklok Exactly!
Fanklok: What's that one yugioh card that has over double the word count of Smash Mouth's All Star?
Jmonkey49: For me pendulums were easier to learn than Links
Fanklok: Oh good they havea zoom feature for your Dark Magician Girls
thraximore: nah i'm good
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Loonatic93: Isn't Ruby and Sapphire in Pokemon?
niccus: a gunshot bride...
GhostValv: :\
djalternative: it's got heterochromia
thraximore: seems derivative
Loonatic93: I don't know if I am alone here. But the music is a bit too loud. Doubt you can do much about it though.
Masdamondi: how can such a big hit of a game feel so phoned in and cheap
Earthenone: @Masdamondi well it IS a phone game
Masdamondi: a mean YuGiOh in its totality xD
Fanklok: Its probably the only option to play with other people as well
YeetTheRich_: why does it say G G G G G above his head
Painfully_Dyslexic: can they stop talking?
saltysandyhs: man they must be smoking the special horse meth when they come up with these names
thraximore: I can hope
PharaohBender27: I'd bet on that
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Jmonkey49: @fanklok only until Master Duel in December
Fanklok: 100%
thraximore: The music takes up a lot of cognitive space.
thraximore: :\
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Symphoneers: This game feels like when you dream about a game.
GhostValv: she ded
cardboardhorde: Oh my...
PMAvers: Was it just me, or did that hippo look like it's ramming it's butt into the enemy?
thraximore: i have to tooooooo hip hippo
PharaohBender27: So . . . she was trampled by hippopatami?
Earthenone: to be fair, you went from 0 cards on board to a dragon and two hippos, screaming might be the correct response
Symphoneers: Git gud Susan dayCool
Fanklok: I never understood how holograms "exploding" causes grievous physical harm
Jmonkey49: Zuzu is a great character
KeytarCat: @PMAvers It's doing a hip check
YeetTheRich_: yeah crank that shit up
SnowbirdMike: In her defence her medication was wearing off.
pacotaco009: I love that you're playing so many different card games!!!
Jmonkey49: @fanklok OG Yu-Gi-Oh people used to die
strebenherz: Player View is 2d mode
thraximore: @SnowbirdMike should have taken her second pill.
strebenherz: It's... easier on phones
Earthenone: player view is your cards are bigger than oponents cards
Fanklok: I'm familiar with season 0
Earthenone: i belive
thraximore: i bet
RandomTrivia: Oh nooooo
girlofthedragon: Yes.
PharaohBender27: Considering this is Konami? Probably
Fanklok: When the Pharaoh was just a psycho murder spirit that killed people for losing games, you know for fun
djalternative: Tickets that are stacked can be exchanged at the same time
YeetTheRich_: still can't believe that was available
thraximore: @Fanklok I learned about that yesterday. Wild stuff.
PharaohBender27: @Fanklok Downside of my username is seeing posts like that and doing a double-take :p
Jmonkey49: @fanklok they didn't call it black magic for nothing. Also all the guys with guns pointing them at children
Gobukiller: It's pronounced "Jiff festival"
thraximore: Downside? LUL
Loonatic93: Is this just a spin-off of the Yakuza games?
djalternative: the level up was left over from the fever dream
Fanklok: TBF season 1 and on still had guns 4KIDS just edited them out
YeetTheRich_: you successfully clicked on gacha stuff, congration LUL
FacelessManAboutTown: !puptime
Fanklok: Like that time Bandit Keith was going to shoot pegasus with his gun that all americans have, so Pegasus just fucking kills him
FacelessManAboutTown: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:55.
thraximore: she read it in a book
Earthenone: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:33:11. lrrSPOT
DarkMorford: @Fanklok Ah yes, the ever-present Pointy Finger of Doom
Jmonkey49: @fanklok that would only ever happen... In America
Earthenone: big monkee, snash hard
Mattmitchell45: Tea damaged herself frequently
YeetTheRich_: they call him tiny-deck joey
Earthenone: normal is 40-60 duel links is 20-30
strebenherz: 20-30 cards for the deck limit
Earthenone: 20 cards and 3 monkees
Fanklok: Is that dragon made of guns still playable?
GhostValv: ook?
thraximore: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
DarkMorford: OOK
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh right Ook ook deck
SnowbirdMike: I dont know what that ape was drinking but he is puking fire.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Streamer playing to the monkeys in chat
YeetTheRich_: what
thraximore: The heart of the... code
saltysandyhs: this stream has made me question whether or not I am intoxiacted
obijam_: next time you play IRL magic you should try out these voice lines such as "its my turn!" or "I draw!"
Fanklok: Wheeler already does that @obijam_
PharaohBender27: @obijam_ katesLol
SnowbirdMike: not sure if its a sword either
Jmonkey49: @obijam_ "I cast Divination, which allows me to add two card from my deck to my hand."
YeetTheRich_: @obijam_ also scream in agony each time op's blood artist hits you
Fanboy_of_Bolas: omg, duel links is back?
obijam_: @Jmonkey49 lol
thraximore: OMG they plagiarized equipment from MTG???
Earthenone: we dont snitch wheeler, sorry
YeetTheRich_: not gonna narc on piggy
Fanklok: Did whateer division of Konami that's in charge of yugioh ever learn to be less verbose on the cards they make?
Jmonkey49: @thraximore Yu-Gi-Oh kinda took everything from Magic
thraximore: @Jmonkey49 I shoulda Kappa'd
PMAvers: I mean, it's not like Magic invented the concept of equipment.
Fullwagon: DURAW MONSTER CARDO
Sibwow: dang input lag
Masdamondi: wtf is that art
thraximore: @PMAvers no no, humans literally never used the idea of "equipment" EVER before Richard Garfield (Ph.D.) invented it
Masdamondi: yugioh is such a mess
Fullwagon: @Masdamondi its skelengel
dividesBy0: Angels seem to have very little skeleton.
YeetTheRich_: what
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh no
Earthenone: such a good line
Fanboy_of_Bolas: he can EMOTE?
YeetTheRich_: why would anybody say that
Moonspeak721: why are you keeping a count that high
strebenherz: right click on his head again, you'll see more
Fanklok: Ok the emotes in this game are great
Fullwagon: Blackjack!
YeetTheRich_: hehehe
Fanklok: Every other card game should take notes
Fanboy_of_Bolas: SMH
YeetTheRich_: LUL
Fullwagon: why doesn't monkey have its own animations?
djalternative: it means Joey's kept track of every time he's worked out
Ba_Dum_Tish: Isn't Joey like half decent?
PharaohBender27: It means he literally has a goddamn spreadsheet of every time he's been so intimidated by another person that he sweat
thraximore: If I were the NPC I would simply have won the match 4Head
benjamin_wheeler: #DuelReplay #DuelLinks
KeytarCat: Doesn't Tea have the most wins in the show because of a time skip?
Ba_Dum_Tish: This duel link cannot be found
Jmonkey49: @ba_dum_tish He's a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck
Fullwagon: Isn't tea the worst duelest in the show?
Fullwagon: Or is that tristan
thraximore: @Fullwagon Definitely Tristan.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Fullwagon Pretty sure that is Tristan
Fanklok: What about Serenity?
Jmonkey49: @fullwagon Tea was undefeated in DM anime
Fullwagon: damn that's incredible
Fullwagon: maybe they should have tech'd her in more
Loonatic93: I think Grandpa was the absolute worst.
Jmonkey49: @fullwagon she's like 4-0
PMAvers: I'm going to guess Accessories?
Earthenone: accerseries at the top i think?
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler every deck can have custom playmats and sleeves
Earthenone: in dueck edit
thraximore: No Ben I've never noticed that
PharaohBender27: Gee, you don't say
thraximore: Weird for you to point it out
Jmonkey49: Next on Yu-Gi-Oh. More Yu-Gi-Oh.
Ba_Dum_Tish: That's is perfectly normal hair. Have you not seen Pandemic Beej?
Loonatic93: The only thing we're missing is having Martin Bellamy doing voiceovers.
PharaohBender27: So between what I've seen and what I've read other people saying, Yu-Gi-Oh! is MtG if it were a Pokemon-style anime. Am I getting that right?
Fanklok: Wouldn;t Duke Devlin be the worst since he lost a game that he literally invented and didn't explain the rules to his opponent?
YeetTheRich_: actually atticus rhodes from GX has 100% lose percentage (according to a 2011 pojo post)
Jmonkey49: @pharaohbender27 Yu-Gi-Oh is literally a Japanese man's love letter to MTG
PharaohBender27: Ah, so I see a replacement time for lrrKATHLEEN 's bonus stream has been found
benjamin_wheeler: Mokuba is the worst
Nuri_706: True
benjamin_wheeler: after all he's the only duelist to drown mid-match
tenthtechpriest: as an opponent or as a character?
benjamin_wheeler: as a person
Jmonkey49: Kaiba: "Shut up Mokuba."
DarkMorford: But how about Joey's chin?
immortal_spooder: I heard we were playing duel links and was finally able to stop by. Is wheeler playing with any background info/progress, or are we going in full fresh on the game?
thraximore: HA
tenthtechpriest: jackass!
YeetTheRich_: ah yes very funny
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
n3ther: I'm dying in laughter
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
tenthtechpriest: wait that's not reality
Fanboy_of_Bolas: mhm.
Earthenone: i knew that was the joke, i was hoping you had a mokuba soundboard to say it though
LordZarano: I've heard of getting flooded during a match, but that really takes it to another level
djalternative: do the normies for keys
Nuri_706: Beating ai duelists drop keys
immortal_spooder: You just get keys by playing the game. They're duel rewards.
PMAvers: I think you have to walk around and punch the random NPC'sout there?
PharaohBender27: Keys? When did this become a W+P/Let's Nope stream? Kappa
YeetTheRich_: lmao
matthaus_c: sure can!
thraximore: :D
JRTate: yes
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe your PC just isn't getting a good enough Cell signal
Nuri_706: Oh yeah, remember to turn off your microwave while playing duel links
Jmonkey49: It's because you didn't give Konami enough money
Loonatic93: Go play Slay the Spire. You have my permission.
Fanklok: Yes you can, please do
YeetTheRich_: the contract with the pharaoh is sealed
Fanklok: Just install the yugioh mod for Slay the Spire nad James will never know the idfference
Sibwow: @benjamin_wheeler its not too late to pretend duel links was a bit and swap to sts
JRTate: I could have sworn I heard Strungs do the Duel Links title call, once, but then u realized my phone was muted.
Fanklok: Does Cardfight! have a digital game?
PharaohBender27 hastens to explain that he is not the pharaoh who folks here are referencing that seems to be responsible for all this
JRTate: vanguard zero. yes
Jmonkey49: Long names: Interplanetary Purplythornydragon
immortal_spooder: Man, I forgot that yugioh duel links used to be like this. I've been messing around with combo decks all day
Loonatic93: Screw the rules! You have money!
djalternative: cheating. the way the anime was meant to be played
LordZarano: What's the Waxed Slightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs of YuGiOh?
DarkMorford: @Fanklok Not an official one that I can find, and Wheeler's been staying away from fan versions.
n3ther: ya you better cry in suffering kaiba
YeetTheRich_: just in case you thought cramped yugioh card names were a thing to only came up recently ... here's "winged dragon, guardian of the fortress #1" from 2002
Painfully_Dyslexic: the show would be lot shorter if the games went like this
Fanklok: Shame, it's a well done anime card game with a very disappointing anime
immortal_spooder: I disagree. Hatred wins duels
TwitchingPokki: knowledge
YeetTheRich_: thanks konami
n3ther: feelsgoodman
Loonatic93: So tell us about this "Slay the Spire."
YeetTheRich_: and I thought MtGA was bad LUL
immortal_spooder: How's your connection Ben? :)
Jmonkey49: Komoney be demanding more money
Fanboy_of_Bolas: there was a wii-era game that was like an adfventure-rpg where you took 3 monster creatures around a wide-open map.
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Nuri_706: We've been dealing with that for months
djalternative: the egg is your rank icon
Nuri_706: shooting star road?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh yeah! that game was weird. i had that one.
Nuri_706: uh oh
Jmonkey49: Duelist of the Roses was a PS2 game
LordNoodlezz: that game was great
immortal_spooder: Oh, we're dueling a structure deck! Have fun
Loonatic93: Card games on motorcycles!!!!!!!
Fanklok: There wa also a Fire Emblem type yugioh game
DarkMorford: @Fanklok Weiss Schwarz and Rebirth For You are a couple of other games I'd like to see, but don't have official digital clients.
LordNoodlezz: and yes, card games on motorcycles
n3ther: I love Yusei Fudo
mayo1223: monkaS
tenthtechpriest: card games on motorcycles
dumpsterfire: has yusei said "I'll have some milk" yet?
Jmonkey49: @darkmorford Weiss Schwarz really needs and online game
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh no, flashbacks to the motorcycle game.
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler Might be a good time to explain skills. Basically, you can equip an effect to a deck. Skills are character locked
GhostValv: wat
n3ther: imagine getting combod to death turn 1
immortal_spooder: Yeah, this deck just keeps going
Loonatic93: Perfectly balanced game!
mayo1223: actually god hand
TwitchingPokki: jump into ranked they said, do it immediately they said
Desruprot: suddenly Stardust Dragon
Fanklok: Let's just watch all the yugioh movies and pretend we're playing a game
Nuri_706: no this all came from a single card
LordNoodlezz: this is anime levels of card play
Moonspeak721: will you get to play this game
TheGhostOfZero: 2020Victory
KeytarCat: @n3ther Sounds like constructed 👀
olivegardenofficialtm: is this storm?
Nuri_706: not even a god hand
immortal_spooder: Oh, op made a mistake
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL
tenthtechpriest: witness him
Loonatic93: See? Oko isn't that broken!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: It's still turn 1
YeetTheRich_: our deck may not be the right power level ...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Geez
n3ther: the game lied
PharaohBender27: ^
thraximore: Slay the Spire is looking pretty good right now
Ba_Dum_Tish: Judge! My opponent summoned a powerful monster turn one
Jmonkey49: Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh home of the FTK
TwitchingPokki: time to summon a single monster and end ur turn
mayo1223: wow its ur turn
Fanboy_of_Bolas: wait, there's a timer!?
NowIn4D: I don't think this is the right format for your deck.
Fanklok: Maybe they'll feel bad and concede
immortal_spooder: Now, pendulum summon!
djalternative: op IS playing a structure deck found in the shop. Problem is you don't have the character or skill to make it work
YeetTheRich_: can you taunt?
PMAvers: I mean, he *is* playing against a human.
Ba_Dum_Tish: As I recall YuGiOh expects to win by about turn 3-4
Desruprot: Pendulum summon is both confusing and broken at the same time
YeetTheRich_: this is the 22nd opponent that made joey sweat
Jmonkey49: @ba_dum_tish Speed duel is different but usually you lose after the die roll
djalternative: excavate = mill
Nuri_706: reveal
Fanklok: I feel like this duel is going to be over before Wheeler finishes reading this card
djalternative: or no yeah. reveal
djalternative: I get them confused too
thraximore: Near the ropes
YeetTheRich_: mill is actually worded as mill in ygo now ... they needed more space in the text boxes LUL
immortal_spooder: Man, starter decks exist...
PMAvers: Well, if we get the sword out, we can kill that right? Since it's a dragon.
tenthtechpriest: boy these sure are cards
Fanboy_of_Bolas: you just gotta bond harder.
Fanklok: @YeetTheRich_ Have they stopped putting things like "the player who conducted the battlephase"
dumpsterfire: the game told you to get stomped lol
Loonatic93: Yeah... Gotcha!
immortal_spooder: Nah, Yusei. You just spent more money
djalternative: egg is you. gem is your rank up reward
DarkMorford: It's Steve!
RedPhoenixCasts: hey ben
thraximore: A miserable pile of secrets!
Desruprot: ah yes Slifer the Executive Producer
immortal_spooder: Pendulum monsters are the best
immortal_spooder: Love them so much
RedPhoenixCasts: Sooooo...
Countjondi: I feel personally attacked...
Earthenone: time to summon a big idiot and give him two sowords
Gaz_L: learn how to play hearts
Fanklok: Hey I put those clotheso nthe floor not the bed
Mattmitchell45: Call a loved one
Loonatic93: Build a bridge!
TwitchingPokki: but Ben, that's so boring and tedious, this game *can't* be worse!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: get vaccinated instead.
tenthtechpriest: how does one play brdige?
YeetTheRich_: that pile of clothes just as hard to resolve as a chain of ygo effects
Fanboy_of_Bolas: D & D warrior
Earthenone: DD warrior lady was too good
Loonatic93: DDR Warrior?
Fanklok: What does the D D mean?
tenthtechpriest: different dimension
Gobukiller: DD warrior, lovely gamer
Loonatic93: Dance Dance.
TwitchingPokki: doug dimdome
YeetTheRich_: donkey deck
niccus: is that what you tell people? that you're going to boost your salamander?
DarkMorford: Would this be a bad time to mention that Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution is currently at a 60% discount on Steam? ($16 USD)
Gaz_L: he said the thing!
TwitchingPokki: Gottom!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL'
immortal_spooder: Legacy of the duelist is great. I honestly perfer this though because I can play it on the go
Mattmitchell45: Rad art
YeetTheRich_: what is it always with the snot on the pot artworks
Gaz_L: monke
Fanboy_of_Bolas: monke
dividesBy0: Did wheeler just beat up a mime?
Desruprot: yay god card got
Fanklok: Steve exists to get beaten up
Earthenone: joey noticed us chat!
YeetTheRich_: clown beats mime
mayo1223: FeelsBadMan
Gaz_L: Yugi, off to the side: "Yeah, sure whatever Jimmy"
Philologia: Your whole team? Now that sounds like cheating.
KeytarCat: Joey was on the first season of The Circle!
immortal_spooder: Oh right! I forgot about that episode from the anime
YeetTheRich_: infinite combo?
YeetTheRich_: really?
Gaz_L: Wait, Yugi plays combo?!
thraximore: Wait is KAIBA on the team Joey's talking about?
tenthtechpriest: that is in fact how yugi beat strings
tenthtechpriest: he demonstrated a loop
Jmonkey49: If only revival jam worked that way in real life
Painfully_Dyslexic: I showed a loop therefore you must concede
Gaz_L: Kaiba switched sides like 5 times in the anime
Desruprot: Strings milled themselves due to the loop
YeetTheRich_: oh right with the slime thing
dumpsterfire: @tenthtechpriest I showed you my loop. pls respond.
tenthtechpriest: a stone of water? isn't that just ice?
Jmonkey49: also Brain Control was banned
immortal_spooder: The stones are a card trading thing. Don't worry about it
djalternative: Stones are used for the card trader, which we don't have yet
dumpsterfire: that club IS an icon
TwitchingPokki: great, now you can really beat your opponents
mtvcdm: The most iconic golf club
YeetTheRich_: judge my opponent is trying to beat me up with a golf club
tenthtechpriest: because when I think of yugioh, I think of golf clubs
SquareDotCube: Nice subtle reminder that you could be playing golf instead of this Yu-Gi-Oh game.
immortal_spooder: Oh my, just realized how many gems we have. That's a lot of packs
Fanklok: Mai Valentine, the woman in her mid twenties that was written to havea romantic interested in a 16 year old boy
Earthenone: hey micky, did you drop your keys?
mtvcdm: Do not hand me a golf club, the golf ball could end up anywhere in the multiverse except the place I intended to hit it.
Jmonkey49: 2k21 golf will be on PS Plus for October
immortal_spooder: @Fanklok wait... you're not wrong
Desruprot: I like going 2nd more in YuGiOh
PMAvers: Oh crap we found baby Bengineering
YeetTheRich_: you can auto-duel to skip the whole "playing the actual game for once" part
DarkMorford: @Fanklok Wait, there was a person attached to Mai's boobs?
Earthenone: turn 1 lightning bolt your face, pass
MurphEP: Joey really took this kid playing a spell and a monster personally
im_a_g00fyg00ber: monke
GhostValv: ook
dumpsterfire: Ook Ook
TwitchingPokki: Joey's the kinda dude who's gunna destroy a child at his first tourney
Fanklok: @DarkMorford Yes, Joey Wheeler
dividesBy0: Lord of the darkest of condiments
thraximore: Ok.
MeatTobogan: I've been Using Superheavy Samurai
dumpsterfire: drek? like draft chaff?
YeetTheRich_: @TwitchingPokki joey is the kinda dude to lose to that kid and then try to shark them for not untapping before drawing for turn
PMAvers: I assume the kid is full of XP to level you up
TwitchingPokki: pft LUL
immortal_spooder: Yeah, the cards used by the oppenents at this stage are just... bad
Earthenone: you are at a very awkward stage in the game where your deck will trash AI oponents but get trashed by player decks
immortal_spooder: ^
immortal_spooder: Bold words
PMAvers: James' credit card feels like it's in danger.
djalternative: problem is you need a character and a skill to ladder
tenthtechpriest: killing people with money in card games? I thought you were joey, not kaiba
TwitchingPokki: you can't buy those? @djalternative
djalternative: oh wait. wheeler has the skill ticket. we're good
Nuri_706: you can receive it in 24 hours
PMAvers: So I'm guessing that Gift unlocks in 24 hours?
Earthenone: try clicking the auto duel, to see how it works
YeetTheRich_: shut up meg
immortal_spooder: @djalternative actually, there are a good number of decks that don't require a skill. Just take a look at blue-eyes
Athyu: Its a time locked gift
Gaz_L: 15 Cosmo Gems which you can trade for 4 Silver Keys which can then be upgraded into a Rainbow Crest and then you can stop playing
thraximore: No, LEAD as in the element
thraximore: everyone has lead poisoning.
Earthenone: sick rips
Fanklok: From my hand
Fanklok: Oh hey it's Guts
Gaz_L: aw sick, he can be your commander
Gaz_L: wait what were those emotes?
Nuri_706: if you click on your face you get to bm
Nuri_706: free of charge
Fanklok: It's not even agressive bm like other games
thraximore: that sounded a bit like the Cameron honk
TwitchingPokki: hehehe
YeetTheRich_: hehe
immortal_spooder: hehehe
Earthenone: need beter rnHEHEHE
PharaohBender27: This guy chuckles too much
AlucardMarkov: Joey needs Brooklyn Fury
PMAvers: And by a trap, Joey means he took a poop on the bathroom floor of the venue.
Fanklok: What about Manhattan Anger?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why do the cards have afterimages when you drag them?
Fanklok: To make cheap phonbes over heat
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love beyond measure!!! <3
TwitchingPokki: lead poisoning
thraximore: suddenly everyone is so depressed
immortal_spooder: A lot of chracters get negative when Lp goes below 2k
thraximore: yeah it's gotta be the lead
Earthenone: im guessing sadness occurs when your life falls below 2k
Ba_Dum_Tish: That's because it's spelt Losing Joey. You would be better getting an education
dumpsterfire: def the lead
Fanboy_of_Bolas: "Joey are you ok?" "Hehehe"
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy Hewoooo! I got to hold the tiniest kitten today and that seems the kind of thing you'd like to know!
YeetTheRich_: hehehe
GhostValv: :)
goombalax: Monsta's!?
Gaz_L: this client seems very appropriate, as the characters say as many words as appear on the cards
dumpsterfire: nvm I love joey
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat only if you promise to pet the kitty
immortal_spooder: Dang, as someone who regularly plays this game, I've never been so offended by something I completely agree with
djalternative: this is duel monsters, not magic, Joey.
TwitchingPokki: kill her, hehehe
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy I did!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: woah
YeetTheRich_: yeah let's skip the whole playing-the-game thing
Fanboy_of_Bolas: :D
LordNoodlezz: huh
GhostValv: D:
Ba_Dum_Tish: It automatically murders small children
dumpsterfire: D:
thraximore: uh huh uh huh uh huh INTERESTING
Vyous: Why are we even playing when we can just auto-duel? Kappa
Fanboy_of_Bolas: well this is so much easier than PLAYING
TwitchingPokki: we should have done that in Ranked
tenthtechpriest: auto duel beats upa small child
Juliamon: lrrWOW
immortal_spooder: autoduel works well for low stages
BrowneePoints: Are we Joey in Kaiba's Jacket? WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
Philologia: Wait, in autodial mode you do nothing + they shut up?! Broken mode.
Philologia: *autoduel
immortal_spooder: why do we only have 5 energy? It's been so long since I've been at this stage. Do we not start at 10?
Fanklok: Actually playing the game? Like a commoner? I think not, Poggifers duel them.
Earthenone: vagrants are npcs with copied decklist from the player ladder
thraximore: Hark! A Vagrant
immortal_spooder: Ah, they're trying to show you how spending money will help you level up. It's a scam
YeetTheRich_: dragon bong?
dumpsterfire: can you autoduel the vagrants?
LordZarano: The first one is free
Earthenone: need 9 more gold
Fanklok: These Vagrants sound like special horse meth with extra steps
Ba_Dum_Tish: So 5 times the difficulty?
Nuri_706: they use player decks so you may die immediately
Earthenone: ohh decks are specific for the trial ones, so probobly easy wins not ladder decks
Nuri_706: ah
YeetTheRich_: what the fuck am I watching
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Gaming!
Ba_Dum_Tish: He's gaming
niccus: we're moving over to auto-battlers
immortal_spooder: actively gaming
Jmonkey49: Winning!!
kdefinition: Absolutely riveting gameplay.
dumpsterfire: A C T I V E gaming
Ba_Dum_Tish: YuGiOh is an autobattler who knew
kdefinition: As we say in the Cam Fam, "Pure Skill"
Fanklok: Hmm, it may be hard to losea tutorial when the game plays with itself
goombalax: Congratulations game, you played yourself
YeetTheRich_: is this 💁♂️... gameplay?
immortal_spooder: I will say that seeing duels in this game at this level is actually pretty nostalgic for me
shurtal: My grandpa's algorythm HAS NO bad code!
Boon_33: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
TwitchingPokki: Need a smoke after that one
thraximore: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Like our autoduels aren't just wins, they're *destructions*
abaoa_qu: So this is magic but the creatures are all 1 mana 12/10's with haste?
goombalax: ben confirmed for coat and shorts
Ba_Dum_Tish: So apparently we are the weak link with our deck
immortal_spooder: @abaoa_qu eventually, but definitely not in this deck. The ai decks are just really bad right now
YeetTheRich_: I kinda wish there was a auto-duel online queue
Jmonkey49: @abaoa_qu 0 mana
pyro_phage: oh god the arcade pad is back
Fanklok: Wheeler is sorry chat, he has to go all out just this once
MurphEP: Hard knock down into oki
TwitchingPokki: close one
Fanboy_of_Bolas: it was the little kid's deck again
MurphEP: He goes for the empty jump low
dumpsterfire: did we just kill our own monkey there?
YeetTheRich_: wait why did the autoduel destroy your own gorilla
Nuri_706: the ai just sacced your monkey for no value
mtvcdm: Well played Wheeler, frame perfect
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wheeler is sending all these vagrants to the shadow realm
A_Bullett: Never didn’t have it
MurphEP: Can we get that Wheeler the Monkey as an avatar?
TwitchingPokki: CoolCat
Ba_Dum_Tish: Duel expert Cat
shurtal: oh no, ringer Mulder!?!?
thraximore: oooooh <3
kamencorgi: Duel Kitty
Juliamon: Believe in the heart of the cat
thraximore: umbraHappy umbraHappy umbraHappy
immortal_spooder: this is awesome
mtvcdm: Good kitty!
DarkMorford: Good kitty
Jmonkey49: Cats better than most people at Yu-Gi-Oh
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMuldcb you yee'ed your last haw kaiba wheelerMuldcb
shurtal: Mulder the Undefeated
pyro_phage: Judge, my opponent has sided in a.. cat?
thraximore: This is already so off the rails
FofoATL: Clip it haha
Bionull: Nooo idea what's happening
AlucardMarkov: World Champion kitty
kdefinition: @Bionull Ben is actively gaming
PharaohBender27: @FofoATL Working on it!
Nuri_706: you can chimp if you'd like
thraximore: ook OOK
Ba_Dum_Tish: OOK
immortal_spooder: ape time!
shurtal: just this once
Loonatic93: Chimp the eff out!
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
Jmonkey49: OOK
rhapsodyblue92: Authorization Ape Level: 000
YeetTheRich_: chimp off king
kdefinition: Chimp all out
DeM0nFiRe: 🐵 🐵 🐵 🐵
pyro_phage: You can chimp if you want to, you can lemur your friends behind...
shurtal: Hashtag Sponsored
PMAvers: win first, then banana.
shurtal: Get the Banana
MurphEP: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
shurtal: Potassium
Juliamon: This is it... the pinnacle of ITYC
thraximore: :') it brings tears to your eye
rhapsodyblue92: Are these the videos my teacher told me to stay away from in the internet
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wheeler you are a treasure
mtvcdm: Who's top banana now?
WanderingOmen: wheelerMonkey
Fanboy_of_Bolas: roraB roraB roraB
BlueDaNewb: By gawd
Hpjones10: truly hoggers
WanderingOmen: wheelerBanana
MurphEP: OOKchamp
Jmonkey49: Chair
TheMerricat: sergeHubris
YeetTheRich_: fuck i am too stoned for this, my jaw hurts from laughing
UnnnaturalD20: sergeChair
mtvcdm: Well, we don't know, this first vagrant might introduce meta we don't know about yet because we broke sequence.
mtvcdm: "House of Adhesive Tape"?
Earthenone: destroys a monster with 500 or less defence as it summoned
thraximore: The bits are evolving
thraximore: They must be stopped before they break containment
AlucardMarkov: We able to play as anyone else?
Ba_Dum_Tish: @AlucardMarkov Yes but why would we?
immortal_spooder: Oh, hey. This guy. His inventory is mostly ok
AlucardMarkov: Had to ask @Ba_Dum_Tish
YeetTheRich_: jlrrFacepalm "... ok here are the numbers on the back"
Nuri_706: Kiteroid PogChamp
PMAvers: Ah, so he'll take banned cards.
MurphEP: I'm honestly impressed you made it this far into today
Earthenone: yeah, so far there have only been 2 banned cards in the 4+ years of the game
Fanklok: Oh man yugioh for September sure was great. Right chat, can't wait for Slay the Spire for October
Ba_Dum_Tish: I assume because mobile games
Earthenone: you cant autoduel in pvp and at the gate i belive
djalternative: So you can get your daily drops from the AI and get back to pvp
citadark: oh goodness i haven't heard duel links in the dub voices in so long lol
rhapsodyblue92: These are some self destructive practices, Yugi.
MurphEP: Imagine starting every round of a magic game with "It's my turn!"
immortal_spooder: Oh, we get to use an actual deck now! This is an old one, but a fun one
CururuGuasu: It’s a set deck battle, but they let you auto battle. Might as well just give the reward for free immediately
Nuri_706: @MurphEP You don't?
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler auto duel is basically only available for "unimportant" duels. Everything meant to test your skill the feature is turned off
immortal_spooder: Just memorize the cards. Then, you don't have to read them. That's what I do :)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why are YuGiOh cards all novels?
djalternative: konami obstinance
rhapsodyblue92: You know the old addage, a YuGiOh card is worth a thousand words
MurphEP: @MurphEP No, but I do make sure to tell my opponent after every game action how powerfully I'm fighting to make my dreams come true
Fanklok: Beauce the feel the need to sue 4 syllable words to describe everything
immortal_spooder: @Ba_Dum_Tish because yugioh players don't believe in keywords.
Jmonkey49: @ba_dum_tish there are vanillas
JPattemore: And now I'm remembering why I fell of yugioh
thraximore: jesus christ.
JPattemore: That's too much text for my brain to handle
BlueDaNewb: BibleThump
tirelessprovisioner: holy moly
CururuGuasu: So this is a Teferi deck
kdefinition: is the duel decided by who has the highest wordcount of each duelist's deck? was this game designed by an english teacher?
Fanklok: Worse. konami
immortal_spooder: Honestly, these cards aren't as hard to understand as they seem at first. You just gain a feel for them I guess
Ba_Dum_Tish: I yell about SILENT MAGICIAN
hirosan84: kaina
YeetTheRich_: oh right some monsters' attacks have names for some reason
TheMerricat: oh lord .. are they going to narrate every turn
Earthenone: if an attack was used in the anime, it usualy has an attack name
DarkMorford: Long story short, it's Konami's answer to "How do we keep the game accessible for new players?" By never introducing keywords and explicitly spelling out what every card does.
kdefinition: @immortal_spooder i reject this premise. these cards are goddamn madness incarnate
Ba_Dum_Tish: They keyworded Mill and that is about it
Nuri_706: They keyworded piercing damage as well
Jmonkey49: technically "Flip" is a keyword
YeetTheRich_: they keyword some things like "excavate" and "piercing damage" but mainly for the reason to fit more other words on the card
immortal_spooder: @kdefinition I'm not disagreeing. It's just like, when you spend hundreds of hours in the madness. It all just makes sense
tirelessprovisioner: i tried to play yu gi oh many, many years ago with a buddy and i remember he had some card called "toon world" -- was this a thing or a fever dream?
PharaohBender27: Such loud silence
rhapsodyblue92: I feel like I had to make a Yugioh card for my advanced lit test in highschool
YeetTheRich_: the frustrating thing is that there is actually a decent game under all of this
immortal_spooder: ^
aitsu100: yugioh jumped the shark about 1000 times at this point then fused the shark with a dragon
DarkMorford: No! Dan Green!
shurtal: you defeatd teh voice in your head! Good Job!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh god I tried looking up longest text in yugioh https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Endymion,_the_Mighty_Master_of_Magic
shurtal: You've never seen Dressage, then, Pharaoh!
Jmonkey49: Yu-Gi-Oh used to be a lot less complicated. But it has always been based on powercreep
tenthtechpriest: and now that shark they jumped is a Hope Woven Dragon Spider Shark
immortal_spooder: It takes commitment to get into yugioh. It took me about half a year to make sense of most of it
thraximore: sorry I was gone for a few minutes can you go back and redo that one
Nuri_706: fun fact, they don't censor his name there in japanese
djalternative: We're about to replay the movie
Juliamon: I think we oopsed into plot
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Did he just Terminator away?
mtvcdm: You were in Egypt and then space
Nuri_706: absolutely
immortal_spooder: Oh, we unlocked a new world
thraximore: Essentially?
YeetTheRich_: the next logical step after card games on motorcycles is card games in space
djalternative: nope. we get to play the movie
DarkMorford: WUT
TheMerricat: lol
silenceaux: Good to have goals
Ba_Dum_Tish: The Master of Kaiba
pyro_phage: yes, bc kaiba has famously wanted MORE of yugi's bullshit
aitsu100: bgi bro to his hated family
kdefinition: @immortal_spooder that's the kind of "commitment" that you could use to like, learn how to draw or play an instrument or something interesting, or hell, maybe even fun
aitsu100: *big bro
CururuGuasu: Cyber Kaiba
citadark: if you die in duel links you die in real life?
Loonatic93: Yu-Gi-Oh: Evangelion?
DarkMorford: Okay, so this is just Duel Art Online?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kaiba is putting microchips in our brains? The consipircy theorists were right
YeetTheRich_: are you questioning the logic of the anime plot?
DarkMorford: Yep, this is SAO but card games.
immortal_spooder: @kdefinition lol. You're not wrong, but this is the path I chose I guess
silenceaux: my thoughts should not come to life
dumpsterfire: Can’t I just imagine winning tho?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW this writing
Ba_Dum_Tish: @YeetTheRich_ Card games on Motorcycles invalidates all attempts at logic
silenceaux: they are poorly structured and tend to fall over
kdefinition: @immortal_spooder egyptian god-card's speed
goombalax: I se kaiba made an AI to fellate himself
Earthenone: you built a spcae elevator and aspire to become a pharoh?
shurtal: this kills the Wheeler
shurtal: you hsould take up whittling
MurphEP: Damn that was so fast
MurphEP: She just melted
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immortal_spooder: Well, this was fun chat, but I've got an exam tomorrow. Have fun everyone with this absolutely perfect game
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Earthenone: can an egyption sorceress deal with big monkee?
PharaohBender27: @immortal_spooder Goodnight, and good luck on the exam!
Nydestroyer: wait the game can play itself?
Nydestroyer: Just got here
Brianlive: Why is there an auto duel mode lol
TheMerricat: it's mobile @nydestroyer of course it can.
tenthtechpriest: bungie's destiny 2 sent her here
DarkMorford: Yup
citadark: oh yeah the duel links art overhaul is... a lot
Earthenone: they have two cannons, each of them
shurtal: the girls are all pakcing them
ComradeMik: came in to hear wheeler talking about big bazongas
ComradeMik: truly the content we crave
goombalax: I think the manga was way more gratuitous as well
YeetTheRich_: you're a shit oracle then
ComradeMik: i mean, yugi straight killed motherfuckers in the manga, so the tiddies being bigger is unsurprising
Brianlive: we AFR now
MurphEP: Dimension the Dice!
LordZarano: Agi-do-do-do
Gekyouryuu: hi, everybody. just went 2-2 in a tournament, making for a "great" end to my last day being 30. how are you all?
Veste: damn she's dying
Brianlive: My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kiba, but it does contain...a giant fire breathing ape
Veste: birds are scary
ComradeMik: that's a bold move AI
ComradeMik: shame if you lose
citadark: is this really what she sounds like in the eng dub
Veste: "Too bad."
TwitchingPokki: hehehe
Earthenone: what is yugioh if not a culture clash
shurtal: there's gotta be fan art of Carl with a duel disc......
ComradeMik: that's an erection kaiba, and it's a normal part of growing up.
Veste: what is yugioh if not prophecies not persevering
ComradeMik: especially when there's a hot priestess around
Veste: this is from the tournament quarterfinals match
Veste: on the blimp
JPattemore: Didn't obelisk have a bomb in it or something?
Veste: maybe it was kind of a mix
Earthenone: yeah, this is where the famous subtitle i sacrifice GOD comes from
YeetTheRich_: does this make any sense to people that have not watched the anime?
Veste: but the sacrificing his obelisk to summon blue eyes was b/c it secretly had a bomb in it, yeah
Mustang_Redcloak: Kaiba. The character that got so salty, he reversed engineered Ancient Egyptian magic on his private space station. Just to get a runback against his the guy that beat him.
Veste: and blue eyes talked to him like "hey nerd dont get owned, dummy"
Brianlive: ah yes, the ad ritual card
YeetTheRich_: do you still have wheelie breakers installed for the 3rd segment of the show? Kappa
Brianlive: using us as the ritual cost I see
djalternative: @Mustang_Redcloak we just went through that actually
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kaiba is made of salt
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sorry salt and ego
RoastedGravy: How goes believing in the heart of the cards?
Veste: salt, molded into the form of an ego
RoastedGravy: Is Ben making the sickest of plays?
Juliamon: You missed him go all out, just this once
Veste: if by making the sickest plays, you mean evoking the sickest joey lines
james_missingtriggers: back bby
Veste: oh no, it's HAILEY
Nuri_706: OH NO
Nuri_706: D/D
djalternative: nope
RoastedGravy: Oh God, D/D.
Earthenone: D.D.D'z nuts
Nuri_706: this is going to be rough
Veste: lotta d in your hands rn
RoastedGravy: D/D/Deez Nutz
DES_Adam: its moments peace
Earthenone: correct
RoastedGravy: Yes.
MurphEP: Oh heck yeah
goombalax: I heard Guy Fieri monster
YeetTheRich_: that's the secret, everything is broken
RoastedGravy: So, I don't remember the overall strategy of D/D.
matthaus_c: Yu-Gi-Oh: Just Broken
Ba_Dum_Tish: More Deez than you can handle
RoastedGravy: I think it's you spam every summoning method to maintain field control.
Juliamon: The D's stand for Degenerate
goombalax: look at all that D
TwitchingPokki: DDDDBKB
RassilonDND: Yay more Yu-gi-oh
matthaus_c: I'm gonna tell my kids this was Sandy B
Nuri_706: now click on your extra deck
Earthenone: click the glowing extra deck
Earthenone: to continue Plays
RassilonDND: Is this the mobile version of cardboard on tricycles?
RoastedGravy: You could Xyz, I think.
Earthenone: the level 3 that revives monsters is a tuner
Mustang_Redcloak: My knowledge of this game is solely from the anime. Is every deck in this game just an Urza's Saga combo winter deck?
djalternative: Tuna!
Nuri_706: @Mustang_Redcloak yes
Nuri_706: it's great
Hrafnsvaengr: Random question for y'all: Anyone have any tips for getting a captive bead back into its ring if the ring is ridiculously stiff and your pliers won't work?
MurphEP: I want that on a tshirt
RoastedGravy: Fusion HAH
shurtal: is that slime in a conch shell?
Earthenone: i belive that slime was on the forbiden and limited list, as it is indeed too good
Nuri_706: I don't think slime has ever been limited
Mustang_Redcloak: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Nuri_706: d/d has always historically kinda sucked
ContingentCat: katesLol
RassilonDND: excuse me?
YeetTheRich_: I am indeed very clever
RoastedGravy: I WIN
matthaus_c: "Serge... I WIN!"
tenthtechpriest: holy BM
shurtal: *flushes toilet* I WIN
Earthenone: this is a loaner deck of a deck you bought during your fever dream, so you should be used to it
TwitchingPokki: hehehe
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh good we get to beat up Jaden
djalternative: your skill
citadark: joey's skill
Earthenone: that field spell is the ability that joey has that they recomend to use with the deck
djalternative: scroll up to the beginning of the duel log
DarkMorford: I'm down for beating up on Juudai.
thraximore: Leylines?
RassilonDND: was that clip from the season where they had deck generals?
djalternative: Skills are abilities you can equip to a deck
matthaus_c: alright this music isn't half bad
RoastedGravy: No, that's the Virtual World arc from the original anime.
Earthenone: that was from yugioh GX kaiba did secret experiments to teach a monkey to duel
thraximore: Does it sound particularly worse than the other VAs?
RassilonDND: did they ever explain why they couldnt have all 10 slots for monsters and spells/traps?
thraximore: Maybe I'd need to put on my headphones to notice the difference
RoastedGravy: They wanted a new format.
Loonatic93: 420 Blazeman!
RassilonDND: Wow that art for Marmiting captain is amazing
Earthenone: its a special format half lifetoatals, deck sizes and fields
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why are they so vocal?
CrasherDasher: Oh no not Duel Links
thraximore: I always listen to your stream on the neighborhood billboard while it's hooked up to the local tornado siren for clear audio
CrasherDasher: Is this just against AI right now?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Brooklyn, Japan
RoastedGravy: That has been my experience with New Yorkers. Kappa
moundsofmayhem: Funny, i went to the moma earier today. i didnt see joey wheeler tho. :(
RassilonDND: Damnit, you beat me to it @Ba_Dum_Tish
CrasherDasher: So you're saying I don't need to hop on with my Triamid deck
Nuri_706: @CrasherDasher Triamids vs this would just be rude
CrasherDasher: Exactly
james_missingtriggers: This audio is a lot to deal with at 5:30 AM
james_missingtriggers: <3
CrasherDasher: It's pretty much all I have built tho lol
RassilonDND: wait, what happens in 25 minutes?
thraximore: @RassilonDND It ends.
DarkMorford: Wheeler gets to end the stream
Earthenone: !uptime
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djalternative: !updog
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RassilonDND: is this a speed situation? Does the stream explode if we don't card game hard enough?
shurtal: 420blazeman
TwitchingPokki: Shoulda autobattled
thraximore: Pendulum probably
Nuri_706: pendulum sucks right now
Earthenone: scroll to the bottom of loner decks, they get progressivly more broken i think
RoastedGravy: Pendulums are very broken.
Nuri_706: unfortunately
TwitchingPokki: aw
RassilonDND: Pendulums are super sick unfortunately
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're on speeeeed
djalternative: nope. you gotta earn those rewards
matthaus_c: damn it, beat me to the joke
RoastedGravy: On a different topic.
tenthtechpriest: because it's very healthy to have your entire self worth tied to a card game
RoastedGravy: The Duel Links OST slaps.
RoastedGravy: It's so good.
Ba_Dum_Tish: The no mulligan really hurts in YuGiOh
Nuri_706: The more recent battle themes have been incredible
thraximore: @tenthtechpriest Good thing that's confined ENTIRELY to the Yu-Gi Oh fandom and NOWHERE else, right?
thraximore: wheelerKappa
Nuri_706: @Ba_Dum_Tish mulligans in yugioh would be so incredibly degenerate
Earthenone: Duel Links
MurphEP: Can we go back to Eternal with Adam?
YeetTheRich_: wheelie breakers
tenthtechpriest: duel links
thraximore: Slay the Spire.
MurphEP: Wheelie breakers for sure
Mustang_Redcloak: Legacy of the Duelist
Juliamon: wheelie breakers
shurtal: Triple Triad
Nuri_706: Duel Liunks
PMAvers: Runeterra? We could go check out the Bandlewood expansion.
djalternative: Hand of Fate 2
Kreiseler: mythgard
Pal_Friendpatine: Garf cart
Ba_Dum_Tish: Slay the spire
shurtal: Metal Gear Acid
thraximore: a man with what now
computercolinx: griftlands
shurtal: Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories
thraximore: the man with the whatchamacallit
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heiratic Dragon of deez nuits
Nuri_706: chain of memories would be so so much more confusing than this
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh card game… Lord of the Rings Adventure Card Game
JakeKamas: Wheeler thank you for existing. You entertain every time you come on stream. Thank you : )
PharaohBender27: I like how it seems half of these responses are legit suggestions, and the other half are jokes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Legend of the five rings
goombalax: ooh I'm starting to get some of that nostalgia
ContingentCat: is there a digital version of Uno?
Mustang_Redcloak: It's ATK becomes 0 though
Ba_Dum_Tish: WAT tail dragon
j3573rblack: @ContingentCat there is!
Pal_Friendpatine: @contingentcat of course
thraximore: The lack of italics makes the flavor text in this game kinda wild
Philologia: ATK (and DEF?) go to 0 though
Earthenone: its flavor text
Kaorti: griftlands!
tenthtechpriest: it means flavor text
RoastedGravy: It's a reference to its stat.
RoastedGravy: Yep.
thraximore: They haven't invented italics in Japan
goombalax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFS_11A2FJ4 digital uno, very swearing
citadark: yeah normal monsters don't get any fancy text they just get a paragraph of flavor text
Nuri_706: you aren't going to go to card game prison for summoning it don't worry
PharaohBender27: @thraximore lrrWOW
RoastedGravy: Aitsu has some good flavor text.
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Pywodwagon: Ben I fell asleep for a couple of hours does this game make sense yet
PharaohBender27: Are we watching a man die?
Earthenone: read felgrad, its effect means you cannot summon it with that effect
shurtal: i mean, did you sign a contract?
Earthenone: so it passed for you with no legal targets
Ba_Dum_Tish: We dead
RoastedGravy: Aw, you could've drawn a card.
DMGlol: oh no he looked at it
j3573rblack: You have to CLICK to draw?
RoastedGravy: It was originally a mobile game.
RoastedGravy: So you'd swipe to draw.
RoastedGravy: Something something interactivity something something.
Earthenone: there are a lot of skills that alter your next draw. so a pause there is natural as well
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pseudolukian: Played this when it was first released a few years back and the in-game economy was horrific, is it still p2w?
Nuri_706: @pseudolukian Yeah
matthaus_c: phyrexian arena never killed anyone, right?
DMGlol: now you can xyz summon
Kyir: Do I need permission to start blinking again
thraximore: I should have blinked before you said that
pseudolukian: Damn, seems like pivoting to gwent & MtG was the right choice
shurtal: did it
Thanimal: SeemsGood
RoastedGravy: Yugi now the King of Lames.
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Brianlive: 👁️👁️ ready to blink
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
RoastedGravy: GG
YeetTheRich_: thank you for your sacrifice
RoastedGravy: Back to Link Evolution?
MurphEP: Hey honestly thanks for streaming. This show's always a treat! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
shurtal: Gambling Problem Blastoise, play Wheeler off!
ContingentCat: I thought it was a goof in the schedule I didn't expect it to be real
tenthtechpriest: we may not be ok?
MurphEP: Whatever you do is cool!
Nydestroyer: Second shot at capsule monsters Kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: Lord of the Rings The Adventure Card Game
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Earthenone: legit question, would you want to play on someone elses account who has a bunch of charicters and cards to get a sense of the mid-late game and pvp?
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m here for it regardless
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Earthenone: you can totally use mine
RoastedGravy: Shame Master Duel hasn't dropped yet.
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe lrrWOW but also katesLol
LordZarano: Are we in fact.. The Master of Games?
asthanius: Play Pokemon (on GBA)
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler if you do end up going back next week, here's the resource I used when playing Duel Links http://duellinks.gamea.co
Ba_Dum_Tish: Deus Ex, drunken man simulator
Earthenone: ninja, to cyberninja, to cyberman
pseudolukian: Try to play Gwent if you're looking for other CCG's that aren't huge players. Based off the mini-game of the same name within the Witcher 3, the standalone is quite good
Juliamon: No, this is the guy that didn't ask for this
shurtal: piss filter was human revolution, Mankind Divided is shiny Prague
ContingentCat: yup we went from ninja to cyber-ninja to cyberman
Earthenone: @pseudolukian there was already a month of gwent
pseudolukian: Ah ok, first time i tuned into this channel other than the PPRs
matthaus_c: it's identical to dark souls
shurtal: hashtag train things
Juliamon: choo choo
benjamin_wheeler: !homestream
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benjamin_wheeler: HI
Ba_Dum_Tish: #train
PharaohBender27: @pseudolukian You realize that was all of August for this stream, right?
ContingentCat: froot froot
YeetTheRich_: we could just do 3 hr episodes of "stump the wheeler" ... would also be fitting to the name of the show
Ba_Dum_Tish: Card Souls
Juliamon: A sub message that nevertheless still applied to this stream
pseudolukian: @PharaohBender27 - nope, first time tuning in other than ppr's
Juliamon: pseudolukian You'll want to watch the Gwent VODs, Wheeler *really* likes Gwent
PharaohBender27: @pseudolukian Well, now you know.
djalternative: @Juliamon *in a leading tone* where can they find those vods?
Juliamon: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
Earthenone: your alt account got a sub? nice
asthanius: Is This Your Gwent
Juliamon: Is This Your Bald Son
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ContingentCat: is that what the kids are calling it now?
asthanius: It's not even summer!
Earthenone: gwent RP?
YeetTheRich_: O.O
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Phailhammer: cya :)
PharaohBender27: katesLol
YeetTheRich_: holy shit
PharaohBender27: And on that note, good night, all! lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrWHEELER
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ContingentCat: the clip thing was acting up on me I'm hoping someone got that