TheMerricat: Hope steam is back up before they go online. Just went down for Tuesday Maintenance.
Juliamon: I'm sure it'll be fine
NightValien28: should be fast enough, worst case scenario they can play it offline
JusticeJuice: It's Adam and Ben. Sitting here at an offline screen in anticipation. Worst case, they are entertaining being them.
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littlepuppyjace: finally get to catch a live lets nope. super hyped.
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saucemaster5000: evening folks! Here's to first spooky month spoopy stream.
GhostValv: seabatClap benginLurk
BrowneePoints: Um, I heard there's some Spooks and some Boys around? Maybe even some...Spook Boys?
Manae: As more people get back to the office, they may even become the Loud Boys again
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BrowneePoints: I had stream volume so loud I think I just died
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circusofkirkus: that sure was a loud jumpscare
beaujagr: hiiii
Makrosian_Tae: You and me both @browneepoints
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: Another classic let's Nope intro from the boys
MegaDosX: Those some big shoes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Those are shoes, not elephants.
soupgiraffe: some blue boys
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Scy_Anide: They're putting Adam in Smash? Rad.
noSmokeFire: adam is sora :O
BrowneePoints: Adam, I wear size 15, I feel the pain
NightValien28: HUEEEEEG
TimIAm: SEABUTTS
niccus: damn...... he feet big
rasterscan: Woah woah woah, what @matthaus_c said.
BusTed: I bet Sora's shoes could fit in there.
Easilycrazyhat: Adam blurs out his feet irl
x0den: seafeet
DanielleWasDelayed: Feetbats
SageofShadowzF: subbing right now
CaptinOfBeez: I always knew adam had.... big feet
noSmokeFire: sora69 @ onlyfans
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
oyleslyck: it does! lol
elkae: Onlyfootsies
ButButTheJesus: ben pls
TheWriterAleph: feetfart
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oyleslyck: 7.99
Diabore: ben bout to be fired or get a stern talking too
Spacecarl: like, it has to exist
tr3ewitch88: let's nope! lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
NotCainNorAbel: what a fun place to work; you can go to OF on the work PC
GhostValv: :O
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrADAM lrrBEN
jetpixi: Only Fans subdivision: OnlyFeet
BusTed: Very exotic.
MegaDosX: Ah, the internet.
GhostValv: eurofeetan
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DHCanadian: Ah yes, the boys are back to spoop! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: onlyfoozies
Kramburger: Adam should make an OF account with photos of apples, bananas, etc next to his foot and call it Fruit by the Foot
piercefc9: he gets to do the acccent
BrowneePoints: and I'm immediately uncomfortable
tr3ewitch88: mmmm
buhlian22: 😬
sydnius: ….quelle sûprise
GhostValv: <3
rosesmcgee: The real let's nope was the feet we saw along the way
jetpixi: benginHeart
Rynehawk: bring on my torment!
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMonkey
CaptinOfBeez: im terrified already
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is the quality content we tune in for! Kappa
tr3ewitch88: ooof
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOPY
jetpixi: Price gouging!
hesterbyrde: … what is happening?
omdorastrix: Are WE the tormented Souls?
kevenwith2es: That's $4 a foot!
BusTed: Simple supply and demand.
Kramburger: That's a lot of money... for a full-time streamer
BrowneePoints: Sex Work is work. Let's not devalue SW'ers chat
BogglesUrMind: 8 USD or 8 Canadian?
MegaDosX: You're a whole-no, I'm not finishing that thought
Kelderan: Come for the Spoops. Stay for the feet.
NotCainNorAbel: from OF to McD....yeah that tracks
Enki1256: A 10 piece USD is a little over 8 bucks.
TheMerricat: @Kramburger lrrWOW
CaptinOfBeez: 8 kronar
Haroldholmes25: ah good we've successfully derailed the stream without even playing the game
john_boy427: Tormented Soles
Kramburger: NO SHIT BEN
tr3ewitch88: isn't there a 20 piece 🤔
SnackPak_: is that with no sauce?
jetpixi: that's way more than half of mine LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Seagulyus: its cheaper to buy three 4 piece nuggets than a single 10 piece btw
hexy_lexy: hey all you beautiful friends who i love beyond measure!!!!!! <3
Scy_Anide: And 80% of your daily sodium?
SageofShadowzF: they have a 40 piece now
omdorastrix: How much is a Centurion?
sydnius: just bike longer
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Tangsm: But Ben gets apple slices!
ButButTheJesus: @hexy_lexy <3
Gildan_Bladeborn: They have to tell you exactly HOW bad for you it is.
Kramburger: WHAT THE FUCK NA
TimIAm: You pay with your longevity
MegaDosX: Money can buy many chicken nuggets!
niccus: "quality" vs quantity
Agu_Sakku: McDonalds kills more then IT does
Diabore: this is the real horro
TheMerricat: Oct 11, 2018, 2:33 PM
DrPezzer: CONTENT
MegaDosX: This is the content we're here for
Manae: @quillilian I think that even made the highlights, right?
Diabore: uh oh, bout to get some more russian malware
sydnius: the king is into the secret sauce
Orlantia: a centurion for $10?
thefightnerd: i came for the game, i stayed for the nuggie bromance. then i came again.
jetpixi: PreP was a different world
littlepuppyjace: this is indeed the nug based content i crave
MidnighterKnight: I heard there were boobies in this stream. They're my favourite bird!
hesterbyrde: Hooray for spoops! Thanks to the whole LRR team for all the wonderful content. Y'all make the world brighter. <3
TheMerricat: "Starting October 11th, you'll be able to score the deal when ordering from Burger King on Postmates . It also comes with free delivery, guaranteeing that you are paying the $10 for 100 and nothing more. Use the code "NUGGS" at checkout to get the delivery discount."
BrowneePoints: BK spicy nuggs were really good
BrowneePoints: I WILL FIGHT YOU
Diabore: bk is pretty ass
BrowneePoints: Fresh BK is AMAZING
NarishmaReborn: i like their breakfast ok
jetpixi: The King needs to be overthrown
Easilycrazyhat: They're like...crispier? I dunno how to describe them
Brozard: Chicken fries tho?
Kramburger: How does the worldwide chip shortage effect Maccas?
BogglesUrMind: BK Chikn fries!!!
ashesandmochi: aw i want nugs now
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saucemaster5000: hope leg day wasn't too bad
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: burger king spicy chicken fries was the allstar fast food of the mid 2000s
Electrodyne: My son dislikes BK nugs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Burger King has Impossible Burgers.
two_dimensional_soup: im of the mind that the cheaper the chicken nuggets, the less i want to eat them
ashesandmochi: but McDs nugs
itomeshi: Chicken Fries, yeah.
RedRaptor: Wendy's Spicy Nuggs > BK any nuggs
GhostValv: BK like... 25 years ago... maybe
Easilycrazyhat: shit?
niccus: the $1 mcd spicy mcchicken is still the best spicy chicken sandwich
sydnius: bk was good in 1982
LarkSachrosis: Chicken prices have actually jumped a lot, we've had to raise our prices and some customers got pissy.
buhlian22: I like the whopper
BogglesUrMind: Fresh foot ruit?
MegaDosX: What about fresh hell?
Perchipy: BK is too expensive for what they have
BrowneePoints: Okay, you got me Ben, you know I'm a big softy
ButButTheJesus: hey now
jetpixi: WHOA
Seth_Erickson: I'll fight any of you for no reason at all really.
jetpixi: hold on!
CaptinOfBeez: fresh feet
hexy_lexy: fresh poop Kappa
BrowneePoints: Arby's chocolate shakes are so good though
BusTed: Ben is trying real hard to yes and.
Diabore: this is the breakup stream
Haroldholmes25: uhhh
TimIAm: have you seen those sandwiches ben
xantos69: Arby's knows EXACTLY what they are. I love Arby's
Brozard: Arby's fries, that's it
Rynehawk: arbys is gross
rosesmcgee: Arby's got those curly fries
thefightnerd: arbys has good nuggies tho
Dromos_GHG: Canadian BK is probably garbo compared to US BK
jetpixi: berry sauce!
Seth_Erickson: Arby's got some good shit
buhlian22: Gross
withwherewithal: Just lost that Arby's Sponsor
wizkid7123: ARBYs for life
TimIAm: they are sumptuous
Rynehawk: BK way better than Arbys
PierceSullivan: fresh dookie
ArkhamArchivist: "roast" "beef"
tr3ewitch88: burger King fries are better .... change my mind
SquareDotCube: Benf is disappointed in you Adam
Kramburger: HOMEMADE OF GTFO
raulghoulia: they have the meat
littlepuppyjace: arbys chiken aint that bad
magical_writer: I love Ben's face as he contemplated "fresh Arby's"
BrowneePoints: Roafst Beefst
Haroldholmes25: have you seen those roast beef flaps
BogglesUrMind: I'm on Adam's side. Arby's? More like Barfys!
Easilycrazyhat: Roast Beast is from The Grinch
DrPezzer: Roast beef sandies can be so dry
Agu_Sakku: Arbys is da bomb!! damn it!
MegaDosX: Isn't roast beast what the Whos eat?
saucemaster5000: Arby's starts not fresh
Brozard: THANK YOU ADAM
KeytarCat: Roast BEEES
rosesmcgee: Thank you
sydnius: rb>ALL
Gildan_Bladeborn: Roast beast is very Dr. Seuss.
BrowneePoints: Arby's Shakes are REAL good
AranMathai: The potato cakes aren't bad.
TheMerricat: Cold McDonalds Fries are 100% better than fresh fries. Prove me wrong chat.
milldrotha_the_ravetide: Maybe Canadian BK sucks but American BK is way way better than McDonald's
underhill33: Rust Beaft
EMNetwork: coppa and prosciutto are the best sandwich meats of all time
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DanielleWasDelayed: fair
wizkid7123: Jamocha Shake?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DeMeched: tsaor feeb
EMNetwork: roast beef...
matthaus_c: they curl around it
Kramburger: Maybe for you, for the rest of us...
itomeshi: No. Fuck Arby's for getting rid of the potato cakes.
soupgiraffe: hot roast beef and gravy po boys are amazing yes
GhostValv: they even have the sauce :)
Kazman20a: pastrami is better
Mysticman89: it was a strong design consideration
ButButTheJesus: BOYS
Spacecarl: Ah, Let's Nope
Seth_Erickson: Time to meet up behind the Arby's Adam about to catch hands Kappa
goldengopher01: That should be the advertisement
hexy_lexy: hello highlights!!!
Electrodyne: Horsey Sauce is good too
tr3ewitch88: wow
rabbitgta: curly fry and the arby sauce still #1 and still f able
sydnius: Jamocha shake. nuff.
kdefinition: wrap your dick in fries!
saucemaster5000: we called the getting curled
matthaus_c: WETS NOOOOPE
Kelderan: Someone clip "Curly fries are meant to be fucked"
tr3ewitch88: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: Arby's shakes are HELLA good
Easilycrazyhat: Whelp, that's my Hot Take limit for the day.
piercefc9: btw Calories, along with BMI, are outdated and not good to focus on when watching food intake. everyone is different and its a wide range of what is good for each person
BogglesUrMind: Curly fry is an incredibly sexual food.
NightValien28: this took a god damn weird turn
Perchipy: Why would you design a curly fry you couldn't fuck? @LoadingReadyRun
jetpixi: jalapeno poppers with the berry sauce
Tangsm: Curly Fries, hot and ready.
DrPezzer: Just like, good ham please
SageofShadowzF: 5 guys is the best
BogglesUrMind: Yes it is
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: clip? hell, someone needs to *quote* that one
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "A curly fry is meant to be fucked". - Adam, 2021
Akaiatana: The Let's Nope content warnings don't cover this!
BrowneePoints: Pastrami is WAY better than Roast Beef
NarishmaReborn: salami, but not healthy
BogglesUrMind: Turkey Pastrami is 11/10
Gildan_Bladeborn: I prefer corned beef myself.
rosesmcgee: The most consitant/not disappointing fast food for me is always Jack in the Box. It's not amazing but it's always... alright
sydnius: gyro? reuben! hellz yeah
jetpixi: no
saucemaster5000: pastrami>roast beef you nutters
RedRaptor: Arby's had this limited time pork belly burger that I would kill for.
buhlian22: Yeah horsey sauce is the best thing at arbys
jetpixi: none of it
soupgiraffe: Italian beefs also smack
Pheonix888: I shudder to think of what would happen to a blooming onion
rabbitgta: chicken
captinhazmat: chicken fucking slaps
Rynehawk: you know whats better than arby's roast beef? Used clorox wipes.
Mysticman89: throw donair meat in a sandwich. It's sinful but do it anyway
fiftymcnasty: Pastrami is fucking delicious and you fucking know it
elkae: Having food opinions on the internet is the true Let’s Nope
DrPezzer: How bad can chorizo be for you, it's so thin!
tr3ewitch88: tuna?
Kramburger: If you want roast beef all you need is an oven and a couple of hours, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun 50piece McDonald's nugget for $9.99 USD
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: thin sliced lunchmeat ham is universally gross
Dog_of_Myth: What's wrong with Turkey???
albatros064: hey, now. let's not besmirch the black forest ham...
ashesandmochi: i love turkey tbh
ashesandmochi: montreal smoked meat
BrowneePoints: Ben, every Italian and Jewish Deli in New Jersey and New York just got offended at Roast Beef better than Pastrami
hexy_lexy: ROAST BEEF MEESTER WEENTERS
Nigouki: get east European deli meats. Everything made in North America is awful in comparison
RockPusher: Turkey, Bacon, Honey Mussy
Seth_Erickson: Someone at Arby's hire Ben
saucemaster5000: turkey is just a chicken that gave up
BogglesUrMind: Turkey Pastrami >>> RB >>> All ham
monakai: Your first mistake to a healthy sandwich was the bread
sydnius: my wife loves the arby’s italian. freakin goid
jetpixi: chicken is only good is korean
jetpixi: if*
JonTheGoose: Boars head cracked pepper turkey end of discussion
Easilycrazyhat: You're cooking your chicken wrong
beaujagr: Chicken is like, only good fried.
thefightnerd: you're nothing!
BrowneePoints: @Nigouki I'm pretty sure all the Delis in New England would disagree
rabbitgta: idk Buffalo chicken sandwich is pretty dope
TheMerricat: @rosesmcgee You must live in Valhalla or someplace, I've never found a Jack In the Box where I can even get the staff to give a shit about taking my order.
captinhazmat: Ben is super wrong on all fronts lmao
MegaDosX: Wow, I have never heard someone be so wrong
withwherewithal: Chicken is the boring option
GhostValv: like nuggs :)
RedRaptor: What about Fried Chicken, Ben?
magical_writer: Hot chicken Takes
Dog_of_Myth: I can't eat red meat Ben....
PierceSullivan: yet chicken nuggets
Diabore: i think ben has never had good chicken
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy Remember that cat I talked about from the Market? I have her with me now! She's a tiny bebby named Pearl
Dish_KP: says the nugget king
matthaus_c: chicken and broccoli is great
MegaDosX: You obviously have never had good chicken Ben
NightValien28: chicken is wonderful and you don't know how to spice your food, BENJAMIN
elkae: Why did you point at Adamwhen you said chicken, Ben
noSmokeFire: you need to eat better chicken
BrowneePoints: WHITE meat chicken tastes like nothing
sydnius: and sliders! mmmmmmmmmmm
notthepenguins: wow i have never heard someone so wrong about chicken and turkey
Easilycrazyhat: You have to do the same thing to red meat ben!
BogglesUrMind: Ben woke up an chose violence today!
ashesandmochi: chicken is the best
DrPezzer: SEASON YOUR MEAT
mochabeanie: season it ben?!
LarkSachrosis: Weren't you just going on about chicken nuggets a second ago?
tr3ewitch88: but then why does everything taste like chicken?
buhlian22: If you havent had good chicken, youre not cooking it right.
BrowneePoints: Counterpoint, Chicken pairs with more flavors
captinhazmat: Season your food Ben lmao.
Rynehawk: anything?
RockPusher: Chicken with chicken salt
jetpixi: WOW
Orlantia: I don't agree, but you said it with conviction, so I must be wrong KappaHD
Lionhardt544: SPOOPY TIME
novacat13: Ben in a mood
GenericGlitterGoth: I can't eat red meat, chicken is great lol
Dog_of_Myth: HOW DARE!!
TimIAm: well that one's real easy
Manae: But what about pickles, Ben?
DrPezzer: wtf dude
DeM0nFiRe: Some people do
BogglesUrMind: Agreed!
BusTed: "You can do anything to anything, and it'll taste good."
beaujagr: now we're gonna fight Ben
tr3ewitch88: ummm
soupgiraffe: agreed
raulghoulia: pickels?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah
MegaDosX: Actually, don't, they'll get stuck
TheMerricat: Pickles
Agu_Sakku: I just cant watch no more. After they knocked Arbys!! lol
noSmokeFire: whatever you're into, ben
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WhalePlaid: then why do you eat chicken nuggets Ben? why not beef nuggets eh?
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xantos69: Um...lots of people already do Ben
Rynehawk: in soviet russia, cucumbers fuck you
rosesmcgee: @TheMerricat it's always my safest bet anywhere I go
withwherewithal: I like this sandwich stream
NarishmaReborn: they go in so many places
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pickles on the other hand, are amazing.
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matthaus_c: I can fuck curly fries, but I don't see a point of entry in a cucumber
jetpixi: cucumber sammichessss
ContingentCat: I mean, I'm not going to kinkshame
Easilycrazyhat: Put a little salt on a cucumber slice. mmmm, good stuff.
ButButTheJesus: i like em by themselves
soupgiraffe: a cucumber is useless until its a pickle
Pheonix888: I think you have that backwards Ben
BogglesUrMind: Cucumbers? More like puke-umbers!
buhlian22: Only pickled.
kevenwith2es: White male yells that seasoning is annoying, more at 11.
CururuGuasu: You are cooking your chicken wrong if it doesn’t taste like anything
rabbitgta: how many just meat and bread sandwiches are you eating Ben?
saucemaster5000: dang so many bad takes so fast
crono3453: Woaaah, cucumbers in a gin and tonic is great
Mysticman89: excuse me?
elkae: Uhhhhh
fiftymcnasty: Wow, Ben is trying to get canceled today.
magical_writer: It seems like today is Chef's Nope
wizkid7123: Big feet savidan
tr3ewitch88: Nooooo
Seth_Erickson: Have you heard of pickles Ben
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Agreed Ben!
MatthewJudesGhost: Cucumbers can get fucked, seriously
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ContingentCat: do what you want to cucumbers
sydnius: very f/able
noSmokeFire: adam, I GUARANTEE you that video exists
ashesandmochi: chinese cucumber salad is great
Mysticman89: subscrube to onlyfood
BogglesUrMind: And fuck celery too~!
Makrosian_Tae: Cucumbers are great
Kramburger: Ben, do you think that maybe the reason chicken is flavourless to you is all the smoking?
DrPezzer: PB and cucumber sandwiches are my secret fave
Gooseblast: What?!? Cucumber hate?! :rage:
wizkid7123: Sexy Feet Savidan?
NDCazzy: my youngest daughter ONLY eats cucumbers for veggies!
Seth_Erickson: I hate pickles with a passion
rosesmcgee: they scare cats
itomeshi: I.... BENJAMIN ENGINEERING ULMER.... I swear, something is just wrong with your taste buds.
DeMeched: I mean, did you see the theatres after 50 Shades Ben? They did... so many did... *shudders*
Orlantia: do you like pickles?
Rynehawk: cucumber water is lit
jetpixi: pickles?!
TheWriterAleph: this is why wet snope is my favorite stream on the citadel
Rynehawk: CMON
Styxseus: Bad?
ashesandmochi: chinese smashed cucumber salad
patrick_stonecrusher: spicy boys tonight :D
rabbitgta: cucumber vodka, Is amazing
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Cucumbers? Bad. Pickles? Yea.
matthaus_c: what about cucumbers on your eyes
Diabore: cucumbers with salt and pepper were my childhood snack
SageofShadowzF: cucumbers are tolerable cucumber water is disgusting
Makrosian_Tae: Pickles hell yeah!
ContingentCat: I like mini cucumbers in the summer as a crunchy snack
MidnighterKnight: Pickles tho...yum!
DanielleWasDelayed: We should teach him about the wonder that is cucumba
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh
jetpixi: what about pickled cucumbers?
Dog_of_Myth: WUT??
MegaDosX: Ben you are wildly incorrect
matthaus_c: do you not like water
buhlian22: Lol
Styxseus: IS IT?
Vyous: Water is great!
tr3ewitch88: I HATE WATER
MegaDosX: Also how do you not like water?
piercefc9: oh my god....
RedRaptor: So you're saying is people can't live without chicken?
DrPezzer: WTF dude, water is awesome
MegaDosX: Water's awesome
Seth_Erickson: Water is the best beverage
goldengopher01: That's a plus for chicken
Makrosian_Tae: Cucumber water is the snake oil of drinks
albatros064: you need chicken to live?
glencon: I'll take that comparison. I like both water and chicken.
withwherewithal: Ben has food opinions tonight and I am HERE for them
ArkhamArchivist: Water is perfectly fine as is
matthaus_c: AND YET YOU DRINK WATER
DrPezzer: I'm mad
oh_look_a_person: hello everyone! you look nice today!
RockPusher: Chicken water…
BrowneePoints: Um, I live in an area with amazing Tap Water. Water is amazing
Seth_Erickson: just drink it and bam it's great
notthepenguins: wh... what js wrong with you
DeMeched: So what you're telling me is you can't eat healthy D:
captinhazmat: whoa whoa Ben. that's not very Hydro homie of you
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Pineapples can go fuck themselves. And eggplant.
DrPezzer: We're gonna fight
NotCainNorAbel: So Ben, are you hungery?
noSmokeFire: stop seasoning your water, ben
GenericHerooo: Water is meh.
elkae: Ew lookit that plain water
Talin06: so Ben is just wrong about food i guess
magical_writer: Chef's Nope
jetpixi: let's just chat about food
LarkSachrosis: "Thing tastes bad!" says the former smoker lrrBEEJ
rabbitgta: ah the ribbons
jetpixi: Easy Cheese: Discuss
patrick_stonecrusher: agua del pollo
TheWriterAleph: Let's Nom
rosesmcgee: motivated seller, get the hell out of there
MegaDosX: People sometimes mistake classic for good
Mysticman89: this game had full frontal nudity in the first 5 minutes. It has no limits
NarishmaReborn: their "point"
Tangsm: And very drifty short skirts.
Diabore: so many tit
sydnius: TZATZIKI
Easilycrazyhat: Oooh, right. This game...
BrowneePoints: A bull in a china shop
BrowneePoints: that works too
Rynehawk: 100 BK chicky nuggies
RockPusher: !smash
saucemaster5000: nothing scarier than Ben's opinions on food
rabbitgta: sora is here!!!!!
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matthaus_c: another cucumber character
glencon: Hey, let's be nice. Different people have different opinions due to different experiences and that's okay. Ben can have their opinions because opinions are okay.
LarkSachrosis: some
hexy_lexy: with all the subtlety of Ben Wheeler Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh no I don't think I'm allowed to watch this one then, my deep sense of personal shame won't let it
Mysticman89: I haven't determined what if anything she's wearing under her drafty skirt
Seth_Erickson: Key character Kappa
LarkSachrosis: BODY!
Juliamon: Smash salt is amazing
buhlian22: 😳. Ohh well we missed last week.
DMGlol: waaah
saucemaster5000: just joshing folks should eat what makes em happy
patrick_stonecrusher: a girl in a short skirt and a loooooong
patrick_stonecrusher: jacket
fastlane250: honestly never seen so many people get worked up over a party game until now Kappa
BogglesUrMind: I want smash 6 to just be waluigi in all the other characters outfits
noSmokeFire: add the concept of adding waluigi to smash to smash, you cowards
TheMerricat: TBH Sora deserves a spot on Smash.
MegaDosX: It's like people who complain about Magic
crono3453: They did just go ahead and add another anime sword boy. The madmen.
PinkfloydYES: heyo guys
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX nah... those actually play magic, and it's the worst
itomeshi: Wait - I play WoW and complain about it. Does that mean I'm right or just dumb?
ashesandmochi: anime sword boys are my go-to to play tbh
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: they should have put Freya in, spears are an unrepresented moveset and also she's cool
glencon: @bogglesurmind But the same moveset in each costume?
Rynehawk: oh. right. the skirt game.
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CataclysmicReverb: Congradulations on making it onto the speedrunning board, Ben
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jetpixi: got your shoes back on?
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GhostValv: nice
BogglesUrMind: @glencon Yes
sydnius: ooh watch & nope yay
glencon: @bogglesurmind perfect.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I'd imagine there's a reasonable number who don't. I also suspect, along similar lines, among the people who complain about Arena, at least half don't play Arena
Laserbeaks_Fury: Waluigi is a lover, not a fighter
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jetpixi: LUL
saucemaster5000: waluigi can get it
ButButTheJesus: oh my
Mysticman89: free feet content everyone panic
Diabore: gold Kappa check
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I complain about Arena and I quit, so I can't say shit :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: SHOW FEET
beaujagr: noooooo
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, no!! You have to monetize that shit!
jetpixi: oh nooo
jetpixi: i hate socks
kevenwith2es: Socktastic Kreygasm
Gulleko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
Gulleko: yes hello, I am here for the subpar spoopy game and the excellent spoopy bois lrrSPOOPY
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gualdhar: you can't wear SOCKS in a professional work environment!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Leaving money on the table. Kappa
Diabore: ben just giving money away
ButButTheJesus: great. now I'm hungry AND thirsty Keepo
MegaDosX: Someone call James, Adam's being bullied
circusofkirkus: just sock him, Adam
jetpixi: my socks never match
PinkfloydYES: oh no feet people going crazy
saucemaster5000: letting those onlyfan dollars slip away
sydnius: LUL
Mysticman89: you're not embracing the tenets of capitalism by showing off your socks for free
BrowneePoints: Life is too short to have matching socks
CompletelyUnsure: that was a line to tune in on . . .
Manae: Speaking of WoW, I'm hoping Checkpoint hits upon Blizz wildly missing the point and continuing to remove some nonsensical things from the game. Not that all the removals are bad, but some are just... why
MaxTurkeyFlaps: OnlyFans.com/SockTastic??
itomeshi: That's fine, you do you.
ArkhamArchivist: Matching socks is totalitarianism anyway
MegaDosX: What.
Godeke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
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PinkfloydYES: also socks dont have to match
Easilycrazyhat: wtf
circusofkirkus: what the hell
ContingentCat: wat?
hesterbyrde: My socks never match either. I wear flamingo patterned socks and they never match.
RockPusher: Socks need not match to do their job - keep those tootsies warm
rasterscan: @MegaDosX I mean, but how many of them used to and got disappointed and left?
hexy_lexy: what the fuck?! thats creepy!!!
TheMerricat: as an adult or a kid?
tr3ewitch88: my socks never match
BrowneePoints: @Manae Several Devs have responded and THEY asked for it.
ContingentCat: yess
TheWriterAleph: psychopath.
Easilycrazyhat: Did he just leave them there? o.O
circusofkirkus: this is the true horror
MilkInBags: what are we doing?
Rynehawk: this is way better than Tormented Souls
NarishmaReborn: a real horror stream
Tangsm: Wait, like actual phone calls? Or texting like a normal human?
novacat13: That's scarier than the game your about to play
saucemaster5000: it's so you know where the socks are duh
jetpixi: facebook call? lol
ContingentCat: @MilkInBags calling Ben's brother
Manae: @BrowneePoints I know, but some are still very weird
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's the "hiding them" part that's... weird.
ButButTheJesus: this is spoopy alright
theambivalentagender: Well that's a way to come into the stream
sydnius: !therapist
Easilycrazyhat: The true horror game is personal relationships
patrick_stonecrusher: wow! this is entertainment!
MilkInBags: what did Ben's brother do again?
rasterscan: But guys, Tormented Souls is Overwhelmingly Positive!
rasterscan: It can't be bad!
codatski: I'm so in for a Let's Nope where they never even play the game
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fhorrigan: The good spoop boys get a good sub
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Robot_Bones: This is real life tormented soles
kevenwith2es: He was saving them for winter, when he would really need them.
thefightnerd: they must really not to want to play this game
spethycakes: !findquote therapist
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MilkInBags: load the shotgun, Adam
matthaus_c: we don't get paid bananas for SARCASM
tr3ewitch88: lol 😆 🤣
Makrosian_Tae: Now THIS is the type of content I would rate OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
TheWriterAleph: !findquote help
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BrowneePoints: Adam Savage-dan
MegaDosX: This really is unironically entertaining
BusTed: Ben's brother had tormented soles.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: This is the high-quality content I come to LRR for
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
jetpixi: i am very entertained
captinhazmat: this sock story is like a plot for a horror game but for kids lol
x0den: adam's not banging the cage! quick say nice things!
Jess_Lou_: what is happening?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is exactly the sort of content I give you fine folks money to provide me with.
MegaDosX: Voicemail, calling it
jetpixi: he's ignoring you
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol
MilkInBags: he's busy pooping
ContingentCat: please pick up
Makrosian_Tae: This is actually happening LUL
MegaDosX: Imagine if he's in chat :p
thefightnerd: ben doesn't have a brother, idiots!
TheMerricat: He's actually watching the stream and ghosting you :P
monakai: The dangers of being related content creator: all interactions are suspect
JonTheGoose: moshi mosh
NotCainNorAbel: i hope he answers with a cute nickname for Ben
tr3ewitch88: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Inkompetence: This is maybe not great to have someone recorded without their knowledge.
Makrosian_Tae: Please pick up
Jess_Lou_: Someoene please explain I just got here D:
sydnius: gotta facetime
jetpixi: he sounds like you!
Diabore: hes watching the stream, hes not answering because he knows whats coming
MilkInBags: wait he has THE SAME VOICE
Jess_Lou_: I am so confused I can't spell xD
theambivalentagender: Oh dang your brother sounds just like you
Lionhardt544: He didn't even answer? BORING
itomeshi: Ben's Brother, watching stream: "HELL NO."
MegaDosX: Oh boy.
SageofShadowzF: this needs to be on the stream highlights
DMGlol: 🧦
MilkInBags: wait what
MilkInBags: he did what
tr3ewitch88: benginFacepalm
jetpixi: call or hop into chat
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol
BrowneePoints: Your brother sounds like you holy shit
Rourke9: Incredible
MegaDosX: Oh please call back
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Rourke9: thank you for this
sydnius: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: hi chris, bye chris
Makrosian_Tae: Call now, operators are standing by
BusTed: Awesome.
patrick_stonecrusher: this is why l watch you guys. l'm having a great time :D
MilkInBags: What if Chris is Ben, they have the same voice
hexy_lexy: LUL i love you ben
Seth_Erickson: thanks buddy o'pal
Zandivya: Maybe he's watching the stream and doesn't want to fess up
withwherewithal: time to psychoanalysis the heck out of this
kais58: he'll do it for the vine
NarishmaReborn: a mystery is afoot
tr3ewitch88: I won't lie that sounds like a call to my brother
Makrosian_Tae: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
RockPusher: benginFingers benginHeart benginDab
kevenwith2es: He didn't answer cuz his phone is currently hidden in his nest of socks.
Robot_Bones: I don't need video games, I need Answers!
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matthaus_c: you could get 1st AND 2nd
LarkSachrosis: Was this a thing he did as a young child, or was he old enough that he had reasonable control of his faculties?
Lithobraker: Ben, would you say your brother is OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's world record holder Bengineering, to you
saucemaster5000: speedy Benny they call em
jetpixi: maaaan on the run
beaujagr: BTW I LOVE YOUR SHIRTS. I love blue :)
codatski: I'm SO Excited for when like an hour from now Chris calls and the stream comes to a complete halt so we can figure out the sock mystery lol
munocard: They changed those sounds on Windows 11
MaxTurkeyFlaps: When do we get new weekly stream LoadingReadySpeedRun?
sydnius: TEDSOULS
DanielleWasDelayed: The controller disconnecting sound always sends a jolt through my spine
BrowneePoints: a high impact gun that blows the legs off your enemies. Call it, "The Shortgun"
theambivalentagender: The Coolman brand fridge, by Jeffery Coolman
hexy_lexy: hey chat: what did the volcano say to its spouse? I LAVA YOU!!! ... ill see myself out
matthaus_c: I don't understand how the two of you do a whole highlight reel's worth of content every preshow
matthaus_c: it's amazing
sydnius: COLT YOU KNOW THE CODE
ButButTheJesus: @hexy_lexy :D
BrowneePoints: a foul smell? must be someone's Waifu
MilkInBags: the foul smell is just chris' socks
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Seagulyus: @BrowneePoints or ben's brother's socks
Seagulyus: damn someone beat me too it
BrowneePoints: what if Chris' socks IS someone's waifu
BrowneePoints: wait nope, I didn't think before I typed that
MilkInBags: @BrowneePoints rlyPG
hexy_lexy: @MilkInBags do Chris' socks smell like LIBERATION?!?!
theambivalentagender: So wait, did he hide the socks on purpose or just, like, forget them?
sydnius: oh god I forgot the bouncing
Jess_Lou_: I love how intense chat is interested in the mystery of Chris' socks
BrowneePoints: we don't know ambi, that's why Ben called him @theambivalentagender
withwherewithal: So for someone who didn't see the earlier episodes what is the Plot so far?
RockPusher: How old are we talking with the sock hiding?
BrowneePoints: @withwherewithal lady woke up in a hospital/mansion without an eyeball. stuff is messed up
MilkInBags: Chris felt safe, didn't need to sock armour anymore
Seth_Erickson: That's me just with shoes
two_dimensional_soup: did he retrieve them when he left
theambivalentagender: He'd do that at other people's houses?
ArkhamArchivist: Well yeah, otherwise the Sock Goblins will steal them
patrick_stonecrusher: swish swish swish swish swish
tr3ewitch88: maybe he was embarrassed?
Pheonix888: did he not arrive in shoes that he could leave them in?
lazermeow: Some men just wanna see the burn.
saucemaster5000: This is atlantis level unsolved mysteries socks
Tangsm: So there were people just randomly finding a small child's socks in their furniture with no explanation?
Seth_Erickson: except I don't hide them because I'm not a psycho
withwherewithal: @BrowneePoints thanks!, no eye no problem, sounds like a horror game haha
MilkInBags: But Ben, you have no brother D:
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Did your parents ever what happened to all his socks?
DarknessKingCoH: Instead of...you know stuff them back in his shoes
thefightnerd: barefoot through the wilds of canada
Nigouki: what was your family's sock budget?
Easilycrazyhat: That is so weird XD
sydnius: screaming LIBERATED, soxoff
Seth_Erickson: Bear
Rynehawk: speak speak less
RockPusher: 'cause "Mom can't make me wear socks if I don't have any" is little kid big brain thinking
Pteraspidomorphi: But the rich lore!
theambivalentagender: I mean, I can follow some of the logic.
Mysticman89: alternatively you can get 30 dollar per pair socks with a lifetime guarantee
BrowneePoints: ooo cheesy potato soup sounds so good rn
saucemaster5000: Oh I looked it up it's called sockholm syndrome
hexy_lexy: gotta go uppies to get the souppies
theambivalentagender: You don't want to leave the socks out, because that's gross. But putting the socks in the shoes is a lot of effort, especially if you're a teen boy and there's video games to play. So you sit on the couch and hide them polietly.
hexy_lexy: MEESTER WEENERS
ContingentCat: @Mysticman89 but you can't just abandon those in peoplle's houses
ArdCollider: yeah, Darn Tough makes lifetime-warranty socks
Akaiatana: That means the lifetime of the product
Zandivya: Do you have to yank on his junk to open a secret door? ramaO
Nigouki: wait doesn't Beej have some really fancy socks?
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SmoreThanAFeelin: yeaaa Darn Tough has that warranty and they do replace them
MilkInBags: "Hello Sock Company, it has been 12 years since I bought those socks. Can you please send a replacement?"
sydnius: tell that statue about the values at roman
Seth_Erickson: 30 dollars for a single pair of socks DansGame
Mysticman89: darn tough is indeed the brand i reference
Gildan_Bladeborn: The socks I wear are actually kind of expensive. Because the inexpensive sort keep falling apart at very frequent intervals.
matthaus_c: I want 40K socks what then
theambivalentagender: These better be some good socks
Easilycrazyhat: That you never have to buy again. Seems like it could be reasonable.
Diabore: wait, just a single pair? i thoiught it would be a bundle
itomeshi: Yeah, but getting the sprues off of $30 socks...
withwherewithal: I am waiting on the 9th edition codex for Socks
Mysticman89: the socks are actually amazing, but yeah, 30 bucks is a lot compared to disposable socks
MilkInBags: if you buy socks made of metal, they won't break
two_dimensional_soup: nothing beats a pair of really nice wool socks though
MegaDosX: There is the philosophy of spending money on things between you and the floor, so beds and shoes and such, so I'd imagine socks would be along the same lines
NotCainNorAbel: I also have expensive socks, but it is because they are hand knit.
CaptinOfBeez: i mean if they actually last a really long time then they save a lot of waste
saucemaster5000: for $30 those socks better have a massage setting
MilkInBags: this content SOCKS
Starveboy: its fun to get different socks
BrowneePoints: So Ben, when Orks take their shoes off do they say "Sakka Sakka Sakka"?
dividesBy0: I would probably read socks guaranteeing to keep my feet warm for the rest of my life as a threat.
matthaus_c: just completely stained socks
Seth_Erickson: but what do you do when the one pair is in the laundry?
RockPusher: Sock-hack - when enough start getting worn out, throw them all and buy a dozen pair identical then you don't have to worry about matching pairs
MilkInBags: HAHA
OmnipotentTrevor: That's why the poor stay poor and the rich get richer Ben. They can afford the initial investment, and never have to pay for socks again
ContingentCat: I don't know if I can make that kind of commitment
theambivalentagender: I mean, I think compression socks and the like go for a lot, but that's a different thing
Seth_Erickson: shell out another 30 bucks
Orlantia: but how do you claim the warrantee?
thomas_artisto: socks that last so long you forget they last forever
NarishmaReborn: when the laundry loses one of a pair of $30 socks L(
Kramburger: Do you mean Pop?
MilkInBags: we are HIGH ENERGY CHATTERS
matthaus_c: Milk is my favourite part of twitch dot tv forward slash seabats
Rynehawk: it would be easier for me to pick a tattoo than pick a pair of lifetime socks
sydnius: maybe you haven’t been looking hard enough
CataclysmicReverb: You mean fizzy sips
Seth_Erickson: Agree
GhostValv: D:
Gildan_Bladeborn: I recently discovered that there are licensed Warhammer 40,000 action figures. That I don't have to paint or assemble. They finally got me!
ButButTheJesus: katesWat
MilkInBags: @matthaus_c don't tell that in Adam's chat, he'll ban you
Lithobraker: If you have to pay for shipping them back to get them replaced it doesn't sound worth it.
BrowneePoints: There's not "Bad" root beer
Kramburger: I think you mean Soft Drink Ben
Lithobraker: Ginger Beer
saucemaster5000: can't disagree
Perchipy: Dr. pepper disagrees
BrowneePoints: Root Beer is always decent
DoodlestheGreat: I've paid $40 for a pair of socks, but they are special compression socks.
matthaus_c: @MilkInBags I'm counting on it :p
sydnius: Dr. Perky
kevenwith2es: "Regardless of your opinion, my opinion is right."
ButButTheJesus: Cola
K_t_Imp000: What about birch beer?
ashesandmochi: ting!
beaujagr: Agreed, Root Beer is reliable, refreshing, and tasty.
Gildan_Bladeborn: (I say, having been throwing money at GW for over a decade now courtesy of the Black Library).
JonTheGoose: MR PIBB!
SquareDotCube: carbo garbo
BrowneePoints: Dr Pepper is BBQ Water
hexy_lexy: Dr Pepper is trash dont @ me
theambivalentagender: Pop? Don't you mean coke? Kappa
thomas_artisto: bubble throat
MilkInBags: Dr Pepper is my top one, because I feel like I'm slightly addicted to it LUL
DeM0nFiRe: liquid TV static
noSmokeFire: fun fact! a lot of people outside of north america think root beer is the most disgusting soda
saucemaster5000: that water BIT me!
ShaneLeeAtk: World's most expensive socks go for $1500 a pair
BogglesUrMind: MUG is nasty
munocard: cream soda is better
DaSunao: Wait, where is spicy water from/about? Wasn't that about radiation?
Perchipy: Root beer let me down once
ButButTheJesus: @DeM0nFiRe katesLol i like that one
rosesmcgee: All root beers are equally nasty
theambivalentagender: @noSmokeFire I would be among them even though I'm in North America!
TheMerricat: Quark disagrees. So did Garek
thomas_artisto: hmmmmmmmm thick root beer is pretty rough
NotCainNorAbel: That's not true, there are some rpetty bad rootbeer
Rynehawk: RC Cola
MilkInBags: pepsi
Seth_Erickson: Grape
munocard: TAB
SquareDotCube: One of those Jones sodas
hexy_lexy: Dr Pepper is worst
Juliamon: "Hard" root beer kinda sucks
Haroldholmes25: false
Akaiatana: Ben, have you ever had Spruce Beer? It's pop that tastes like a pine tree.
GhostValv: D:
Zu_o: Celery Cola
MilkInBags: oh god grape, wtf
MWGNZ: la croix
MrUglama: are you crazy!
codatski: I like Birch beer over root beer
Makrosian_Tae: Mountain Dew
Starveboy: no its fire
DaSunao: Purple Drank?
hesterbyrde: unfollowing
beaujagr: diet sprite, man
CataclysmicReverb: 7 Up
DeM0nFiRe: grape soda is delicious how dare you
sydnius: cucumber soda
Gildan_Bladeborn: Creme soda for me.
Robot_Bones: Yeah I've experienced some bad root beer
Zu_o: It's a real thing
fiftymcnasty: There are bitter sodas in other palces
Mysticman89: the worst is some off-brands of 'cola'
DoodlestheGreat: Store brand.
Haroldholmes25: grape soda can be good, but it's variable based on brand
serramarkov: Yoo Hoo
LithelyUnshod: Grape Crush is amazing
NotCainNorAbel: code red MD
theambivalentagender: My boyfriend had a bacon soda mixed with vodka once that almost made him puke so there's that
BogglesUrMind: Fancy Artisinal > Barq's > A&W > MUG
LarkSachrosis: Mountain Dew White Out
7gorobei: moxie is awful
ArkhamArchivist: Nobody whose never tasted Moxie knows what the worst soda is
MilkInBags: Pine Pop
tr3ewitch88: durian soda
rabbitgta: kimchi soda
PierceSullivan: gingerale
OldManJohnsonMB: Hot Dr. Pepper, as the creator intended
RockPusher: Fanta
rosesmcgee: @Gildan_Bladeborn You right!
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I love Not Your Father's Hard Root Beer though!
nemryn: $30 is, like, too much to spend for a single pair of socks, but also not enough to justify cashing in the warranty if they ever break
Makrosian_Tae: Cream Soda is the best! Fight me
ashesandmochi: milk soda
saucemaster5000: La Croix is punk pop
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because it's almost, but nowhere close enough to, root beer, which is what I WANt to be drinking.
EMNetwork: Birch Beer 4 life
hexy_lexy: Cucumber Soda
SAJewers: does club soda count?
patrick_stonecrusher: big red
BogglesUrMind: Lemon Lime sodas like Sprite and 7up
lovelesspoison2112: Moxie is the worst soda
Seth_Erickson: Fanta
MrUglama: what!?
LordZarano: As a British person, Root Beer = Dandelion & Burdock
Rynehawk: wait
PierceSullivan: Gingerale
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: Iron-Bru?
MrUglama: you guys are wrong
Orlantia: durian soda
BrowneePoints: Orange Soda has some real bad ones
DoodlestheGreat: Store brand grape.
thomas_artisto: diet orange sucks
NarishmaReborn: boo
Seth_Erickson: I'm actually a fan of Orange soda
crono3453: Red Squirt.
DeM0nFiRe: It's hyper specific not a general flavor, but zevia cola is the worst soda I have ever tasted
spiffinn: love me some ginger ale
RockPusher: Grape > Orange
fiftymcnasty: strawberry soda kinda sucks
theambivalentagender: Are we counting La Croix in this conversation?
LlewellynZ: Any fanta
CataclysmicReverb: Pepsi is the worst
beaujagr: Ginger ale is delicious!
thomas_artisto: ginger ale is good
ContingentCat: KI lpove gingerale
Seth_Erickson: Me and Ben may be the same person
matthaus_c: I would drink celery water before I drink any pop
oyleslyck: Ginger Ale slaps!
ButButTheJesus is drinking diet Bepis right now
K_t_Imp000: ginger ale is a mixer
Rynehawk: pepsi is for psychopaths
MilkInBags: ginger ale is just vanilla
BogglesUrMind: Gingerale is amazing!
MilkInBags: it's not bad
circusofkirkus: ginger ale is for upsetty tummies
DrPezzer: Pink Lemonade my dudes
DeM0nFiRe: Ginger ale is delicious!
serramarkov: I drink water rather than Pepsi.
ashesandmochi: latin america/caribbean pop is its own category
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ginger ale is a CLASSIc.
ButButTheJesus: I DO BEN
Roger_Job329: Worst cream soda, Best Red cream soda.
PierceSullivan: Pepsi barbeque water
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Ginger Ale is fantasitc Ben!
weff47: I do!
hammith: Who loves Orange soda? Ben loves orange soda.
DaSunao: Ginger ale is my cheap mixer of choice
spiffinn: i do
MrUglama: you canadians are weird
BrowneePoints: Okay Ben, hear Adam out, Orange Soda can be REALLY good, and downright AWFUL
tr3ewitch88: um I do
NarishmaReborn: cranberry ginger ale
patrick_stonecrusher: rc cola
ContingentCat: I do!
beaujagr: I do all the time!
Makrosian_Tae: I SO
oyleslyck: EFF YOU BEN! I DO
withwherewithal: I want gingerale for that reason
crono3453: Dr. Pepper
DrPezzer: Ginger BEER
Lithobraker: ginger ale is just weak ginger beer
Illisine: Ginger ale is great
SmoreThanAFeelin: ginger beer is much better
MilkInBags: licorice pop is worse than ginger ale
hexy_lexy: I DO BEN SHUT UP
thomas_artisto: yes i do when i have a cold
fiftymcnasty: Ben making enemies tonight
DoodlestheGreat: I love Orange Crush.
EMNetwork: Ginger "Beer"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, people absolutely do... to make mixed drinks with Ben.
niccus: i totally do
PierceSullivan: gingerale is for the sick
RockPusher: I have bought ginger ale to drink
Manae: Hey, I drink ginger ale at holidays, and sometimes in between
saucemaster5000: Ginger ale is the only soda I buy!
Makrosian_Tae: I DO
Vyous: Fruit Flavored Ginger Beer is A+
mister_wise_guy: I get lots of ginger ale to drink
OmnipotentTrevor: Ben is right
BogglesUrMind: I'm drinking a ginerale right now!
mochabeanie: Hi im nobody
beaujagr: Hell Ginger Ale helped get me sober
raulghoulia: Ben is spicy tonight
Orlantia: the Canadian classic of "Canada dry"
ashesandmochi: cranberry ginger ale is great
Jim02762: I do, love gingerale
Haroldholmes25: hahaha
OldManJohnsonMB: Pepsi is for people who can't handle the full flavour of real soda
GlennSeto: *comes out of lurk mode* I DO!
CastleOtranto: Ginger beer on the other hand...
sydnius: ginger ale + Jameson + lime FBtouchdown
rosesmcgee: Nobody ever gave me soda when I was sick, ginger ale is delicious and is the only soda that tastes right on planes
MilkInBags: yeet
MegaDosX: What the actual fuck just happened?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
CataclysmicReverb: Screw that, I'm going to get some gingerale tonight
frogomb: ginger ale is for booze mixing
ashteranic: I'm literally drinking ginger ale right now, ben
hesterbyrde: I used to think gingerale was only served on airplanes so I thought it was fancy when I was a kid
K_t_Imp000: I think I have one friend who is into ginger ale
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I fucking love a good spicy Ginger Ale
magical_writer: No Healthy person just gets it to drink
ContingentCat: it's cranberry gingerale season and I love it
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chibi_bento: ✋ I do.
Rynehawk: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
Landgraft: Bundaberg ginger beer and a sausage roll or pie is a classic lunch
Diabore: bad food takes .stream
captinhazmat: my gf's entire family gets ginger ale just to drink lol.
DoodlestheGreat: They get ginger ale to mix with vodka.
Lionhardt544: I'm drinking a cocktail with ginger beer does that count?
K_t_Imp000: nice, environment ko
WalkingProfanity: Ginger beer is better
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL LUL LUL
underhill33: Shadow realmed him
BrowneePoints: My best friend ONLY drank Canada Dry in middle school
Seth_Erickson: Adam's coming home from the super market with only Cucumbers and Ginger Ale like Ginger Ale's not so bad
MegaDosX: Also yeah Ben's really doubling down on the being wrong bit this stream
ashesandmochi: ginger ale is def my go-to pop
Electrodyne: Green Tea Ginger Ale used to be my go-to soda
theambivalentagender: I had a friend who would drink like 5 mountain dews every lunch because he had to have all the colors
SydPreviouslyHeadache: today i learned Ben doesn't consider me a person
weff47: there's dozens of us!
ContingentCat: ginger ale is my favourite not caffinated pop
MilkInBags: Father - you - that - oka
hexy_lexy: Ginger Ale kicks butt
OldManJohnsonMB: wait, does this game have a boob bounce mechanic? Yeesh
tr3ewitch88: 😆 🤣
beaujagr: tbh cucumber ginger ale is one of my favorite sodas LOL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Good point. One sec, let me unsubscribe from your channel.
NotCainNorAbel: I'm watcing Adam
MrUglama: well, im no here for the soda content
nemryn: if you're on a budget, ginger ale makes an acceptable nonalcoholic champagne for New Year's and the like
NightValien28: we watch adam, you are just here
BusTed: Interesting
Seth_Erickson: Yet you continue to participate in twitch chatting
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MilkInBags: How can you make a wrestling podcast when you don't even wrestle?!?!
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
OmnipotentTrevor: Just hit that fancy coke dispenser and mix your own abomination of a beverage
ContingentCat: we need to know about the socks
rosesmcgee: We're only here to observe the depths of your depravity
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
tr3ewitch88: benginDab
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
hexy_lexy: Ben, we're all here for Adam and you know it
beaujagr: I am also watching Bouncy McGee on screen as much as I can with the bonkers angles.
sydnius: neg= profit
NightValien28: adam savidan and [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
Makrosian_Tae: Adam Savidan and [guest]
kevenwith2es: Oh I uh gotta go
Landgraft: twitch chat are just here as independent fact checkers
Seth_Erickson: That's just how it works
Gildan_Bladeborn: You are both treasures. Never change (even when you're very wrong about stuff).
MegaDosX: Suddenly viewers drops to, like, ten
patrick_stonecrusher: chicken with a glass of ginger ale with cucumber slices in it
tr3ewitch88: I love you both 💓
theambivalentagender: Oh hey it's Adam and Savidan
OldManJohnsonMB: exact 50/50 or gtfo
fjordsword: naw Ben and Adam 4 life
nemryn: Adam Savidan and The Other Guy
thefightnerd: you know, some people would charge to abuse a chat this much. but LRR does it free! that's value!
monakai: I’m here for the gameplay
Masslost: whats written in blood on that table
hammith: I like you both, but I like Adam better. (Ben, don't tell Adam, but I like you best. I don't think his heart could take it.)
MyBuddySuperfly: next LRL Ben gotta eat this, lol
FittiusRex: this game was a lot more tolerable when I was watching the VOD at 2.5x speed
tr3ewitch88: although sometimes I miss Alex
Lithobraker: I miss being able to buy elderflower apple juice, it's sooo good
Mysticman89: also nuggets. you dont see roast beef nuggets
theambivalentagender: Uh...do you put the chicken in the ginger ale or
hexy_lexy: hey, its Adam Savidan and Brad Kappa
serramarkov: I like each of you, but I love you both together!
Seth_Erickson: Static cams are a mistake
Ritaspirithntr: I like you, but I question the choices you make.
Seth_Erickson: Give me the control Kappa
Manae: gods even with the whole "trying to be provocative" thing this game has been doing, the way the skirt bounces drives me nuts
mochabeanie: Does Ben know the nuggies are chicken?
BogglesUrMind: Why does everything in this game move like it's swimming?
withwherewithal: Okay that enemy was very silly
Tangsm: Where... where do the spikes go?
MilkInBags: did you see they added Chris Pratt to Smash?
theambivalentagender: @Manae It's like she's constantly bouncing on an air vent
Lionhardt544: god this save system is heinous
codatski: Everyone is only sticking around to see if Chris calls Ben back
hammith: The controls in this game look... like they exist
Pteraspidomorphi: More cucumber for the rest of us
tr3ewitch88: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
CastleOtranto: Overpsoingly wellitive
MyBuddySuperfly: "choices" :D
beaujagr: I judge everyone BECAUSE I'm awful
MrUglama: you just said, this is the internet, i can judge what i want
hexy_lexy: i accept the fact that youre wrong, Ben Kappa
ashesandmochi: they.... tried i guess in this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: I had lasagna.
Easilycrazyhat: woah woah woah
ContingentCat: Hey!
Tangsm: Adam. Too far.
EMNetwork: brinner dog
Gildan_Bladeborn: And mixed vegetables.
Lionhardt544: HEY BRINNER RULES
EMNetwork: brinner
ArkhamArchivist: We have the right to judge just like you have the right to not give a shit about our judgments
hammith: WOAH. Brinner is amazing!
withwherewithal: I made a very fancy dinner
Xloner12: I'm literally about to make instant noodles -_-
OldManJohnsonMB: I have chosen to sit here through this. I stand by my decisions
crono3453: I have never made a bad choice in my life. Especially while playing Magic.
sydnius: lrrHERE_SG
thomas_artisto: going to destroy pancake dinner how dare
K_t_Imp000: @Manae Oh jeez, I hadn't noticed it til you pointed it out, but now it's bugging me as well
MegaDosX: Honestly never done that
DeM0nFiRe: cereal is delicious though!
ButButTheJesus: hey now, cereal is not just for breakfast
StarWarsTHX1138: Breakfast for dinner is good
xantos69: I had a home made beef stew you philistine.
DaSunao: I'll have you know I got chinese takeout for breakfast!
PierceSullivan: I had a chicken sandwich thank you
Seth_Erickson: Cereal for dinner is a tad strange
Perchipy: treal
hexy_lexy: i had spaghetti
fjordsword: BREAKFAST FOR DINNER IS THE BEST!
beaujagr: There is too, Adam, they add it in
MilkInBags: cereals are the same as cookies
thomas_artisto: cereal has ritual value
ArkhamArchivist: Who am I kidding, looks like I'm having toast for dinner
Juliamon: Cereal is just the act of eating to wake you up
RockPusher: It makes you poop just as good as anything else
Masslost: wont it be smart to reload now?
Haroldholmes25: oatmeal has fiber
raulghoulia: theres milk and grains
ladylinzington: but it's fortified with vitamins and minerals
BusTed: but it's part of this complete breakfast
ContingentCat: good fiber content
GhostValv: cereal's a goddamn treasure
thomas_artisto: corn pops
Lithobraker: Hey now, I have dinner for breakfast!
FittiusRex: breakfast: not a meal
Lionhardt544: okey cereal for dinner is different from proper brinner
LarkSachrosis: Maybe *your* cereal.
Penguino_Rojo: its true, nothing to cereal
Rynehawk: captain crunch
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Homemade chicken chili
dweebert91: "part of a balanced breakfast"
nemryn: man, the ribbon dress + combat gear is a real Look, huh
Seth_Erickson: Have you heard of breakfast
hexy_lexy: DO IT ADAM
Rynehawk: DO NOT SAY GRAPE NUTS
Easilycrazyhat: Grapenuts XD
PierceSullivan: I actually hate cereal
BusTed: Grape NUTS
MilkInBags: Adam loves Cocoa Puffs
saucemaster5000: gotta have my pops
K_t_Imp000: captain crunch... dry
DeM0nFiRe: Raisin Bran is good though
weff47: Grape Nuts!
BogglesUrMind: Corn Pops! Mini Wheats!
LlewellynZ: Depends on the cereal
CastleOtranto: Wheaties, baby!
BusTed: gottem
codatski: Yo Adam cereal for dinner was how I struggled through many a bad night so...
lyropithic: Mueslix?
Scy_Anide: Cereal is a dessert.
AranMathai: Raisin bran is awesome.
JakeKamas: GRAPE NUTs
sydnius: grape nut flakes
SnackPak_: my man!
NarishmaReborn: raisin bran is good
hexy_lexy: RAISIN BRAN SLAPS
ButButTheJesus: THE NOSCOPE
NightValien28: OLD MAN SAVIDAN
fjordsword: grape nuts
Stormthius: what if we haven't had dinner yet? hypothetically speaking.
oyleslyck: Adam, RAISIN BRAN SLAPS!
Mashamino: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Why does Ben hate everything that is good in this world?
MilkInBags: and the guy hates raisins
theambivalentagender: Get yo fiber
OldManJohnsonMB: Adam's favourite cereal is the full-size shredded wheat
beaujagr: Raisin Bran is very good
x0den: raisin bran is good
ashesandmochi: i used to eat them as chips instead lol
MegaDosX: Raisin bran is actually good though
Cavemanhar: cheerios or raisin bran for me
JonTheGoose: ay yo raisin bran is good
MagicalAttackGecko: Rasin bran is great, shut up Ben!
Haroldholmes25: they hate him because he spoke the truth
Makrosian_Tae: Raisin Bran Savidan
matthaus_c: RAISIN BRAN FUCKS
Manae: Raisin bran is the only way to eat raisins
BogglesUrMind: Kix is the worst cereal
kdefinition: It's so far from the best
Lionhardt544: raisin bran slaps tbh
OmnipotentTrevor: I'll let you guys in on a secret. "Breakfast" and "Dinner" are just meal rules we made up.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Raisin Bran is... awful. But then I HATE raisins.
Seth_Erickson: Raisin bran is fine
withwherewithal: Boy this stream is all about food hate
Nosser2: Hey now, say what you like about Adam's cereal choices, at least we know he's regular.
WhalePlaid: raisin bran is bomb tho
rosesmcgee: It's pure carbs, check the serving size when you count calories Ben. You will be sad.
thomas_artisto: roast night huh
itomeshi: Ben, what's the worse cereal?
patrick_stonecrusher: raisin bran funks!
hesterbyrde: I support you Adam and think your cereal choices are valid
Tangsm: Raisin Bran is great.
BearHandsHero: hey raisin bran rocks
Mysticman89: gotta get your fibre
Makrosian_Tae: It's also really good for your digestion. I know from experience
KeytarCat: I really like raisin bran!
ButButTheJesus: <3 raisin bran <3
JusticeJuice: If I wasn't allergic to rasins, every day.
tr3ewitch88: grape nuts is the worst
beaujagr: It's like one of our main cereals lol
saucemaster5000: he needs his fiber
BogglesUrMind: What?!
Orlantia: MOTHA' FUCKIN' GRAPE NUTS
GhostValv: adam's just boomin
hammith: The best cereal needs to be chocolate... but raisin bran is okay.
novacat13: It keeps you regular
NightValien28: sure thing Savidad
fhorrigan: Quaker Oat Squares rules. It looks like an adult cereal but is sweet and delicious just like a kids cereal.
two_dimensional_soup: raisin bran is pretty good
OldManJohnsonMB: "I just like to be regular" - Adam 'old man' Savidan
fjordsword: that makes you old Adam
objectivefailure: Adam lives for the bran.
LithelyUnshod: I hate raisins. Ate a fair bit of Bran Flakes as a kid
BusTed: two scoops of raisins in every box
rosesmcgee: Raisin bran is great
itomeshi: And Raisin Bran, esp Raisin Nut BRan, is good.
Haroldholmes25: what
ashesandmochi: grape nuts is best as ice cream
immortal_spooder: ???
chibi_bento: I ate raisin bran today.
MegaDosX: "Raisin delivery vehicle" :D
Robot_Bones: Bran for good poops
RockPusher: Adam hate-eating his raisin bran
DarthRagnar815: sayuwuDot
BogglesUrMind: Adam's mind is an enigma
SmoreThanAFeelin: cause they covered in sugar?
silenceaux: Not old until it's prune bran
lamina5432: i'm between raisin brain and frosted flakes
sydnius: lrrHEART rb
BusTed: they're nature's candy
KeytarCat: SAME! I only eat raisins in raisin bran LUL
beaujagr: OMG SAME. Raisins suck outside of raisin bran.
Seth_Erickson: Do you eat your cereal with milk or water
Gildan_Bladeborn: ???? I also hate raisins. Still won't eat raisin bran.
MilkInBags: Adam hates raisins even if he is one OpieOP
CastleOtranto: Adam likes unfrosted Shredded Wheat, boom roasted.
lemmel: But is it your best Bran delivery vehicle?
Mysticman89: I don't like solid tomato either
Lithobraker: Raisin Bran is the best tasting healthyish cereal.
LarkSachrosis: gimme dem frosted mini wheats
MegaDosX: I literally had raisin bran for breakfast today (though it's called Sultana Bran here)
SAJewers: so no oatmeal raisin cookies adam?
niccus: i knew i got old when i got a box of raisins just for snacking
Mysticman89: but tomato sauce for sure
Roger_Job329: I made cilantro lime chicken, rice and refried beans, with all the fixings for dinner.
Juliamon: Raw tomato is gross, cooked tomato is great
MatthewJudesGhost: 2 sleeves of Oreos crushed in to a bowl with milk.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: What did you just say Seth Erickson!
JonTheGoose: Gotta stay regular. Keeps your butt healthy
theambivalentagender: I like cherry flavored things but cherry skin is....euuughhh
GlennSeto: I don't like drinking plain milk, but I put in cereal or have chocolate milk.
BogglesUrMind: @Seth_Erickson Don't present those things like equally valid choices
MyBuddySuperfly: heehee
x0den: bonk
sydnius: grilled cheese tom soup now hungy
withwherewithal: bonk
Cavemanhar: lol
DeMeched: BOMNK
Haroldholmes25: haha
RockPusher: katesBonk2
Mashamino: klinkBonk
DarthRagnar815: jlastHammer
El_Funko: How much are you paying for your raisin bran? A tuppence and a shift at the tallow factory?
ButButTheJesus: I often get tomatoes as a topping on pizza
josh___something: Hello spoop friends!
Seth_Erickson: @BogglesUrMind apparently they are equally valid according to some people
serramarkov: Raisin Bran's flakes are great. I eat Wheaties because it's like Raisin Bran without raisins.
josh___something: !uptime
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MaxTurkeyFlaps: I’m with your dad, Ben. Raw tomato is GROSS
saucemaster5000: name a better comfort food than grilled cheese and tomato soup
Juliamon: It was ketchup, not soup
NarishmaReborn: it's a classic
thomas_artisto: grilled cheese and ketchup is better
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think her thing was ketchup
MilkInBags: yeah you just cook your tomato soup in the pan
MegaDosX: I know of it as a combo but I've never had it
thomas_artisto: YESSSD
Mysticman89: its definitely a thing. Prefer ketchup myself
theambivalentagender: WTF?
ButButTheJesus: Kate has asked randos is PUBG about this
fjordsword: just had that tonight ...ultimate comfort food
Seth_Erickson: Grilled Cheese and tomato soup is a tale as old as time
gualdhar: nooo fuck ketchup
hammith: YOU ARE DEAD
thomas_artisto: yes ketchup
MaxTurkeyFlaps: It’s the best rainy day food
silenceaux: Also, crabapple jelly with that
ButButTheJesus: *in
codatski: @el_funko My wife and I are HOWLING
OldManJohnsonMB: Dip your grilled cheese in a second, larger grilled cheese
sydnius: dijon ketchup
RockPusher: ButButTheJesus that was fun times
Akaiatana: What did you expect from a Souls game?
Haroldholmes25: wow what an overwhelmingly positive experience
CataclysmicReverb: Tomato soup is for when you're feeling fancy
Gildan_Bladeborn: I cannot even begin to enumerate all the times I've had grilled cheese and tomato soup.
tr3ewitch88: benginOh benginNo
theambivalentagender: Why would you ruin good grilled cheese with ketchup? ;-;
DeMeched: Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup is like my go to comfort food after Spaghetti and Garlic Bread
MilkInBags: some people cook grilled cheese with mayonnaise
Orlantia: ketchup is concentrated tomato soup
objectivefailure: That coat rack was alive.
K_t_Imp000: grilled cheese in ketchup? I mean, I'm not one to really talk, but excuse me?!
crono3453: Thinking too much about raisin bran
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's very much a thing.
patrick_stonecrusher: Serge likes ketchup too
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Kate was trying to get confirmation on people eating grilled cheese with ketchup
munocard: mac and cheese with ketchup is good too
ashesandmochi: they sure did Try on this game huh
Tangsm: I mean, you can't lean on this game for entertainment.
MilkInBags: Ben can you stop this!? This is a SERIOUS game stream
Robot_Bones: Pork chop sandwichers
kevenwith2es: It's either Adam and Simpsons quote or Ben and his wrong takes
frozenphoenix7: Evening folks. We still missing an eye?
theambivalentagender: @munocard ;-;
ContingentCat: @ButButTheJesus I remember that, tried some interesting grilled cheeses thanks to those randos
sydnius: LET’S EAT
silenceaux: Dodge button, or raisin button??
MyBuddySuperfly: heehee
Lionhardt544: grilled cheese and tomato soup is such a classic feel-good mean
Lionhardt544: meal*
Akaiatana: Alex did it all the time, too. Don't feel selfconscious.
saucemaster5000: you need a better canvas
MyBuddySuperfly: I find that so funny, don't know why
Laserbeaks_Fury: The game is the lo-fi beats with which to make comedy by
OldManJohnsonMB: These enemies are super silly
theambivalentagender: Regarding the dinner question, I've literally been so devoid of spoons that I melted some cheese in a bowl for dinner.
DeMeched: INB4 bumdundunDUH
Masslost: that moment you remember you have cereal but go to make a bowl for a snack and remember you don't got milk...
Kramburger: This game is trying to give you an out
DanielleWasDelayed: @theambivalentagender valid af
dumbo3k: Stabbed right in the controller!
OldManJohnsonMB: @theambivalentagender My first thought was 'how did you eat it without a spoon'. And then I remembered what that actually meant
codatski: Yeah cereal for dinner is absolutely a struggle meal for me, so I cannot bad talk it
jamesinor: Oh neat, I was waiting for a new soulslike
matthaus_c: d'oh, am I right simpsoners
MilkInBags: It's all coming up, Milhouse
saucemaster5000: turkey's a little dry
MirandaArqayla: trambampoline!
GhostValv: turkey's a little dry
theambivalentagender: @theambivalentagender I mean, I've also been devoid of literal spoons and had to make dinner adjustments based on that
ArkhamArchivist: Out of the way! That trampoline is mine!
Lithobraker: it's apt! AAAAAAAAPT!
LarkSachrosis: That's it! I'm going to clown college!
FofoATL: aww yeah yall are back on the Tormented souls
VoodontWoW: Everythingvs coming up Milhouse!
beaujagr: spooky
MirandaArqayla: Please don't bring home any more old crutches
OldManJohnsonMB: Why is that bathroom just at the end of a hallway?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I hung an onion from my belt, which was the fashion at the time
ButButTheJesus: $20 can buy many peanuts!
lochnessseammonster: time for spoops :)
LarkSachrosis: So I put my Discman in my Jnco Jeans, which was the style at the time...
lochnessseammonster: how's goes it everyone?
crono3453: @ButButTheJesus Explain
OldManJohnsonMB: But the Kaiser stole our word for three
Mysticman89: gotta keep the poop hole away from the civilised rooms
Violentfrog: @MaxTurkeyFlaps give me 5 bees for a quarter
ButButTheJesus: @crono3453 Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
munocard: You gotta keep your wolf head right next to your three sinks
withwherewithal: sinks going into an operating room?
Kramburger: They're optimising their bathroom speedrun
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah it's the sink where the doctors scrub up
ContingentCat: its not a perfect system
sydnius: IT FIT OKAYYY
FofoATL: do they have auto dryers yet?
NotCainNorAbel: It is a sink dryer
OldManJohnsonMB: I get the hallway sinks, but why the taxidermed wolf head?
Nosser2: That's why you go down the row of sinks, first sink: wash, second sink: dry, third sink: dry again.
tr3ewitch88: benginOh benginNo benginSpoop
beaujagr: Isee how it is, we get full frontal for the woman, but no pebis on the monster.
Lithobraker: Why did this games turn into the Seth Rollins vs the Fiend match all of a sudden Kappa
MegaDosX: Good question Ben. Next question.
ashesandmochi: her SKIRT
Izandai: Why does her skirt flip up every time she aims>
Izandai: ?
Tangsm: I'm just impressed with her aim having only had one eye for a matter of hours.
tr3ewitch88: benginTry
FofoATL: nice!
sydnius: cool game
DanielleWasDelayed: well I'm thoroughly whelmed
Kipstar: or forks for feet?
tr3ewitch88: legs
Manae: @Izandai I've heard of "magic skirt" but this is the exact opposite
ContingentCat: legs obv
Mysticman89: her skirt flips when basically anything happens
MrUglama: legs all the way
x0den: can i be camille?
MegaDosX: You mean like the villain girl from Kingsman?
Seth_Erickson: blades for hands easy
MagicalAttackGecko: Legs
Lionhardt544: It's wild to me that you were supposed to bring a guy to life JUST to kill him again
K_t_Imp000: How much of the legs?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Legs, 100%.
Tangsm: Would you give up thumbs? It's what puts you above the animals?
rasterscan: Wait, Ben, what about blades for eyelashes?
MilkInBags: how about blades for teeth
saucemaster5000: leg blade ballerina
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sure you could.
OldManJohnsonMB: blades for legs and you woudl sink into the grass
Mashamino: I feel like the answer is no
immortal_spooder: Legs
NarishmaReborn: legs.... hands are so useful for everything
Mysticman89: works for camillie
Bearudite: legs
Kramburger: Blades for legs, because there's less chance of chopping off my weener
Diabore: just learn to ballerina
codatski: Legs, I kinda need my hands
matthaus_c: blades for legs. I can just use a wheelchair
Nosser2: Blades for legs, just slide those blades into a pair of mannequin legs.
MrUglama: but like the whole leg?
sydnius: blegs
Gildan_Bladeborn: Has Adam never watched Kingsmen?
CataclysmicReverb: They do it in ice skating
MilkInBags: ah yes, famous documentary League of Legends
kookaburra_85: Paralympians already have blades for legs.
oyleslyck: Kingsmen had a bladed legged woman
Zandivya: How about one leg and one arm?
Violentfrog: "but mommmmmm league o' legends does it.."
saucemaster5000: league of legends is a documentary
Laserbeaks_Fury: Never skip Bleg day
mercano82: You'd sink into any soft surface.
Lithobraker: you could get the prosthetic that that Blade Runner guy has.
NotCainNorAbel: going to be murder on the floor
ButButTheJesus: @LarkSachrosis I lol'd
n3ther: it's real... it's real to me!
novacat13: There's this one murderer called the bladerunner
Lionhardt544: LUL
K_t_Imp000: Hahaha
captinhazmat: how would you wipe your ass with blade arms tho? legs for sure
Mysticman89: nunu is an inspiration
VoodontWoW: IT'S NOT?
Gildan_Bladeborn: She both got around easily, AND bisected people.
ashesandmochi: who was that sprinter with the blade prosthetics
ContingentCat: unless you also get like scissor hands like that guy
Agl0vale: @LoadingReadyRun your in canada, you should know Nunu and Willump are real!
jacobc131: "anime is still real right?!?!"
Tangsm: Ben has big plans.
josh___something: Blade legs only because hand blades aren't practical
DanielleWasDelayed: nunu is real and he sent me a text yesterday
pipshardfour: Yeah Adam
matthaus_c: neuromancer had a woman with blade fingers, doesn't make blade arms any better
MrUglama: right, blade legs is the part you can believe
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Wouldn’t that be like waking on hockey skates?
Scy_Anide: Hard fantasy :p
Mysticman89: people walk on ice skates
MilkInBags: the answer doesn't matter if it's all fictional
K_t_Imp000: It's advanced stilts
matthaus_c: you can just use a wheelchair!
Roger_Job329: need to apply logic for the argument
Manae: Peg leg sheath!
Nosser2: I mean... aren't ice skates just blades for feet?
mercano82: I miss the Panlyists.
sydnius: good for ice skating
crono3453: Blades for legs and high heels are the same thing, pretty much
Styxseus: It's like really really sharp stilts
Rynehawk: edward fucking scissorhands thank you
gualdhar: you'd destroy literally every floor you ever walked on! your hard wood floors would be shit!
GlennSeto: Aren't spring legs a thing?
Violentfrog: edward scissorhands couldn't show love
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't pick stuff up with my FEET Adam.
El_Funko: That lady in the Kingsman movie had blades for legs and she was rad
Izandai: I'd rather have to use a wheelchair than to have no hands.
Bearudite: not gonna be blades for long
ArkhamArchivist: Kevlar Mittens
rosesmcgee: nobody walked on two peg legs, and you need the musculature in your foot for balance
ContingentCat: leg proscetics are great, replacing hands are not at the same level
Gildan_Bladeborn: Legs are just for standing on really.
SnackPak_: That's smart Ben
Akaiatana: Become a sushi chef, solved
OldManJohnsonMB: Im picturing just a blade straight down from your knees. So you sink straight into the ground
beaujagr: Amputees can get flexible carbon fiber & other styles of "blade like" prosthetics, but they have to have flexibility. Dancers have used blades though!!
MilkInBags: cutting
tr3ewitch88: handshakes would be a bitch
VoodontWoW: "Hey Adam, I have a question." *pulls out axe and knives*
sydnius: making nuggies
Lithobraker: tr3ewitch88 but not for you Kappa
Robot_Bones: Wake up every morning and put on my cheese shoes
kevenwith2es: Adam, you have to choose hands, think of your onlyfans
Lionhardt544: @GlennSeto they totally are, but have maybe a bit more surface area to stand on LUL
tr3ewitch88: lol true
kookaburra_85: What about Edward the landscape artist, he functioned pretty well with blade hands.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can't can't get behind anything that impedes my ability to wipe my ass
NarishmaReborn: ^
beaujagr: @kookaburra_85 deep cut
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Oh, a bidet would be a necessity
OldManJohnsonMB: @tr3ewitch88 Ah Eddie Landscaper, my favourite Johnny Depp film
MilkInBags: if I had blades for hands, I'd make an NFT of my picture, then use the money to remove the blades and make prosthetic hands
KeytarCat: @MaxTurkeyFlaps [spaceman meme]
Kramburger: Blades for hands is problematic when you want to go to the bathroom
Rourke9: Are ice skates blades for feet?
VoodontWoW: Ned Snippyfingies
ContingentCat: I just know I'd have to scratch my back and without thinking about it stab myself in the spine
Nosser2: Now, do the blades for legs have a knee joint or is it a sword from my hips down?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Blades for hands would also make it very awkward to masturbate.
Lionhardt544: @ContingentCat oh 100% I'd wind up impaling myself
StarWarsTHX1138: BINGO! with messing with a Generator for Horror game Bingo
Kramburger: So it's baldes for sjins then
Lionhardt544: @Gildan_Bladeborn WutFace god that mental image
spiffinn: i would go for the legs
Izandai: Blades for hands is just a terrible fucking idea. Hands are so important.
ContingentCat: AsexualPride oh god
OldManJohnsonMB: How about one leg and one hand
Seth_Erickson: she's really being stopped from going up those stairs by wet floor signs
Robot_Bones: Both of these would be a nightmare to sleep with
ButButTheJesus: @StarWarsTHX1138 woohoo!
beaujagr: There are dancers who are amputees who have used sharp/pointed prosthetics or blades for en pointe
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: having worked with amputees, feet. Not even close.
tr3ewitch88: do you get just one blade on your hands ben?
Lithobraker: Blades for legs would make you a god at that shin kicking competition they reported on in Feed Dump
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMonkey needs hands for banan
Dezufnocosem: so...thumb blades?
MilkInBags: need the middle finger to salute adam
Izandai: Anyone who would rather be able to walk than be able to hold things has something wrong with them.
MrUglama: what about opposable knives?
kookaburra_85: Is it a single blade? or 4 blades with a thumb blade?
Kramburger: I already worry enough about hurting my daughter without hand blades
MyBuddySuperfly: thumbs will set us apart again(?)
7gorobei: time for a poll, we must vote on this
saucemaster5000: quack quack thumbs overrated
Mysticman89: beat sabre with knife hands would be wild
patrick_stonecrusher: woah this game is breaking all the rules! turning OFF the generator in a horror game?
sydnius: Pierce taught us this
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Makes it hard to earn my banana without hand s
ShaneLeeAtk: Ben Heck could figure something out
Bearudite: My old friend Mr. McGreg
Musicsquid: Adam couldn’t continue his only fans if he lost his legs tho
Akaiatana: You get to play video games and go for knife walks
Xloner12: didn't edward scissor hands already answer this.
CataclysmicReverb: Plus, blade for legs and you can be the Bladerunner
lochnessseammonster: my job is sewing so i need my hands and feet... so i'm effed either way in that scenario PrideLaugh
VoodontWoW: Thumb is an axe, more specialized tool
OldManJohnsonMB: Can my hand-blades still have a thumb? Or maybe be a Sai?
ContingentCat: I couldn't cuddle my cat and give him scritches with blade hands lrrAWW
oyleslyck: you could play drums in Rock Band or Donkey Konga with knife hands at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: As terrible as the NPC models are, this environement is actually very well done
SendChickenNuggets: reject humanity become general grievous
rosesmcgee: @Bearudite Hi Dr. Nick
Nosser2: I'm glad the choice comes down to Edward Scissorhands or the Assassin from Kingsmen.
Zandivya: You can't hug your children with nuclear knife arms
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you had blades for legs, you could technically "sheath" them inside of a normal prosthetic leg.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Best of both worlds!
LordZarano: @lochnessseammonster Wait why do you need your feet for sewing?
Izandai: This conversation just reminded me of an MLP Tumblr askblog from years back where Twilight Sparkle had her hind legs replaced with blades.
ContingentCat: @lochnessseammonster I feel like you could still do the foot things with blade legs, unless I've been sewing very differently from how you do
Izandai: @LordZarano Work a foot pedal.
Lithobraker: LordZarano you use it to control the speed of the sewing machine
VoodontWoW: Like a sword cane. Surprise sword leg!
Seth_Erickson: Dororo had blades for hands and feet and he seemed to have figured it out somewhat at least.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Now, with razor arms, you could literally play Fruit Ninja
sydnius: i could go for a widberger
saucemaster5000: if you had blades for feet where would you put your socks?
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: It's been done with a prosthetic arm.
Izandai: In the donation bin.
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ContingentCat: I don't think you'd need socks, blades don't sweat
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Behind the couch cushions, duh
NarishmaReborn: @saucemaster5000 under strangers' pillows, apparently
ContingentCat: you can hide them all in other people's houses
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tr3ewitch88: I'd totally go with blade legs and get boss at savate
Tangsm: @saucemaster5000 More importantly, would it void your sock warranty.
VoodontWoW: How about just blade toes?
Nosser2: Wait, if you had blades for feet and couldn't wear socks... would you feel your knife-feet getting cold?
saucemaster5000: we solved the mystery!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: This is RIVETING gomeplay
lochnessseammonster: @LordZarano yeah requires a pedal... though @ContingentCat yeah could prolly manage if i like put rubber or something on the end of the blade leg :P
patrick_stonecrusher: the first wah pedal was made from a sewing machine control pedal
Kramburger: That's a fun fact
saucemaster5000: If i had blade feet I'd finally be able to cut a rug
Lithobraker: Just un tie it!
MilkInBags: you can't save?
kevenwith2es: I take it back, Ben, continue with the food takes. This game is doodoo
Cartographers_Ink: Absolutely nothing else could cut that rope
Gildan_Bladeborn: Can only save at "the save spots", apparently.
pontiuspilates69: something in the fridge?
Mysticman89: summon world record speedrunner ben to zip through things until you're back where you were
Izandai: SKRT
sydnius: nice unlicenzed marilyn poster
FofoATL: awesome dodge
Lithobraker: If I had blades for legs I would only go through my socks slightly faster than I already do.
Rynehawk: sekiro!
ashesandmochi: love that there's just a... picture of these dudes on the wall. lovingly placed pictures of mutilated monster dude
DanielleWasDelayed: gamer
Tangsm: Normal hospital art.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Lithobraker - that particular problem is why I started buying more expensive socks.
MilkInBags: Sugar by System of a Down
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jolene
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Izandai: Never Gonna Give You U[
Mysticman89: happy birthday
Izandai: *Up
ContingentCat: Venga Bus?
matthaus_c: twinkle twinkle little star
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Good quality wool socks are dynamite in the winter. Worth the cost.
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
MirandaArqayla: The Verve actually has some solid albums
mowdownjoe: TMBG did a pretty sweet Tubthumping cover for AV Club a while back.
underhill33: Big oof
Kaaosa: try not to get bonked so much
MilkInBags: yay contracts screwing artists!
circusofkirkus: one could say it was a...Bittersweet Symphony
silenceaux: Verve of 1000 Snakes
Kaaosa: don't tell me that
toddbepraised: I thought The Verve didn't make money off that song because it's a rip off of a The Rolling Stones song
Kaaosa: i told you
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: welp
control_rig: Hello highlights
immortal_spooder: Again!
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saucemaster5000: wow this looks fun! How much on steam?
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown
LarkSachrosis: Heard a lot of punk and ska covers on a Pandora station I've been cultivating, did you know Cake covered War Pigs?
MilkInBags: doing the same thing all over again for 30 minutes Kreygasm
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Kaaosa: like it was one simple instruction :>
Naarius: David has grown too powerful
SnowbirdMike: So its Tuesday.......
Orlantia: video games
MegaDosX: Shots...fired?
tr3ewitch88: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MilkInBags: DH? eww
Kaaosa: i am a literal genius
jetpixi: what's wrong with Red Mage, eh?!
Bearudite: yeah not gonna take guff from a glue eating Ed main
Tangsm: How do they not give you an extra save reel after that mini-boss fight?
VoodontWoW: But RDM is great!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
jetpixi: Damn, Bear. You chose violence today.
Gildan_Bladeborn: My favorite "huh" cover was an Italian melodic death metal band covering Michael Jackson's "Beat It".
MilkInBags: 1,2,3, I can't count higher seabatUseless
Kaaosa: kaaosaWakeup
tr3ewitch88: benginTry
Lionhardt544: God that will never not be funny
frank_the_great: Howdy all, how's the game going?
BusTed: 🎈
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lionhardt544: leading dudes into sword traps continues to be hilarious
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MilkInBags: urban myth means a lie, Ben
frank_the_great: And then it was sampled in a rap song
jetpixi: glad they gave the rights back...eventually
El_Funko: It was an urban myth, just like home ownership
Izandai: @MilkInBags Truth.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The part about them not making money on it was true though, just... for different reasons.
SnowbirdMike: so a myth-take
jetpixi: Milk seabatBRAIN
MilkInBags: Baguette hon hon
GhostValv: le pan grille
MilkInBags: grats adam
Lionhardt544: LUL
Kaaosa: "on a scale of one to french how smart are you?"
NightValien28: we all know the french knows their lie Kappa
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
rabbitgta: le milk
DoodlestheGreat: wat
matthaus_c: don't encourage Milk, adam lrrBEEJ
hexy_lexy: wtf, im french canadian!
frank_the_great: omelette du fromage
jetpixi: ikr?
tr3ewitch88: ok now I'm confused
ActualFactual: Ben with the tech support
DanielleWasDelayed: please encourage Milk
jetpixi: shoes suck
Greendrag13: Howldy! y'all having some games trouble?
jetpixi: No
ContingentCat: nope
Agl0vale: fuck no
Dish_KP: 0
BrodySatva: yo
MilkInBags: monsters do
circusofkirkus: WHAT NO
Izandai: Nope
pontiuspilates69: no
control_rig: Hell no
AstoundingBacon: no
Tangsm: No. Never.
ShaneLeeAtk: Nope
matthaus_c: lol no
ButButTheJesus: no
Easilycrazyhat: no way
saucemaster5000: heck no
tr3ewitch88: nope
Kaaosa: in my own house???
eric_christian_berg: Nope.
pipshardfour: nah
Pteraspidomorphi: I do
Lionhardt544: @hexy_lexy Milk is from Quebec LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: In my house? NEVER.
errantvalor: no
Aenir798: no
lemmel: nah
piercefc9: nope!
ladylinzington: ew no
munocard: They come off at the entrance
MagicalAttackGecko: shoes can get bent
jetpixi: no shoes inside
NightValien28: neve
Rynehawk: do slippers count?
immortal_spooder: Never
lochnessseammonster: nope
korvys: In my house!?
withwherewithal: Hell No
Dog_of_Myth: I do
TophTheHermit: nope
paeladin: nope
Seth_Erickson: nah
CaptinOfBeez: slippers
Stormthius: just slippers at home
SnowbirdMike: nope
lyropithic: Never
FierceDeityLife: Nope
kookaburra_85: What? Like a savage?
MegaDosX: Hell no
Haroldholmes25: nope
Gulleko: never
NarishmaReborn: take them off as soon as i can
FittiusRex: do slippers count?
DaSunao: What fucking barbarians?
Greendrag13: In my HOUSE? eek
Juliamon: That's literally what slippers are *for*
JonTheGoose: no shoes in the house
NotCainNorAbel: I have indoor shoes
lochnessseammonster: only slippers
Decaped: I have house shoes that are different from outside shoes.
Jennie_Fuchsia: I do
KV1NN4: no shoes, preferably
Cartographers_Ink: Never!
beaujagr: I do because, like a variety of disabled people, they're necessary.
Izandai: Excuse you
pontiuspilates69: never
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Hell jo
Nosser2: Big Gravel wants us to keep wearing shoes.
frank_the_great: I'm a filthy American. I do in every room besides my own
ContingentCat: not even socks in my home
jetpixi: no shoes inside. no shoes on couch. no shoes in bed.
pipshardfour: for wearing not wearing shoes?
MyBuddySuperfly: what even are shoes
animated_fairy: Me
milldrotha_the_ravetide: serial killers do that
jessieimproved: downstairs but not upstairs
miniMacGuru: I have all hardwood floors, so I tend to wear shoes most of the time, but at least socks.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I IMMEDIATELY take them off. At other people's houses/work? Always, unless they ask me not to.
BlueBuddhaX: nope
MegaDosX: Closest I'll get is slippers on if it gets cold
rosesmcgee: Not much past the front door
x0den: kinda. i sometimes just forget to take them off
FofoATL: wow
LidofLoathing: barefoot at home, they'll track stuff in otherwise
beaujagr: Please, seriously, don't call it disgusting.
MilkInBags: the Americans are too scared now
charlie_victor7: Not if you paid me
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Me. I need it for balance and stability
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I’m barefoot as much as possible
Dram_of_games: nope
Nenluen: yeah, usually cause i run all over the place and my stairs are rough and will tear up my socks and feet
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
gualdhar: only if I have company over and don't want to stink them out
GhostValv: nope boys are more like punch boys tonight
thomas_artisto: dang now we get to see a bunch of ableism woohoo
Dezufnocosem: I'm wearing slippers, I'm not used to uncarpetted floors, so cold
Jennie_Fuchsia: @beaujagr also disabled
CastleOtranto: I am wearing Crocs, thank you very mush
Kaaosa: shoes socks and pants off at the door duh
TheWriterAleph: i haven't worn shoes since two-thousand-dickety-two
LathosTiran: house shoes
Easilycrazyhat: By my experience, most American's don't. Not sure where that idea comes form.
Soul1355: I am XD
TacitusVigil: Wear shoes in my house? What am I, a farmer?
Robot_Bones: American here, I don't
NarishmaReborn: i'd take them off everywhere if i could
saucemaster5000: only sock and stomping boots
animated_fairy: But my shoes are so cute I want to wear them
beaujagr: Thanks Ben! People have been really mean about it in the past, it's an unfortunate necessity for me. <3
Dog_of_Myth: It's fine Adam
Izandai: Shoes are for protecting your feet from harm. If your home is dangerous to your feet, you're got something wrong with your situation.
MegaDosX: Adam likes poking Twitch chat
Kramburger: During lockdown I'd put on shoes before starting work to get myself into more of a work mode headspace
NarishmaReborn: the bears might not like that
Kaaosa: let's all walk around with wet socks on
DaSunao: @MilkInBags Anyone who wears shoes in a house is a commie
charlie_victor7: Socks if it's cold
TheNextPaige: I have indoor only shoes. The outside shoes stay at the door.
MilkInBags: keeping your shoes inside keep the bad spirits around
TacitusVigil: Bare feet are also blah. #TeamSocks
ButButTheJesus: #NoShoesNoPantsOnlyGrue
frank_the_great: Lol, I get it. My shoes are comfy and the ground isn't
lochnessseammonster: i have slippers with a hard sole they're like sneaky indoor shoes...
jetpixi: *poke*poke*
Decaped: if your home is dangerous to your feet, you have cats
SquareDotCube: I don't think bears would appreciate that
crono3453: Sure, but what about the bears? What about their feet, Ben?
silenceaux: like in giant slippers shaped like bear paws
El_Funko: I do but it's a whole body shoe, like a leather onesie with a Nike pump ball on the chest
frogomb: do fliflops count? I'm a Florida man
NarishmaReborn: oof my berries
Greendrag13: @NarishmaReborn I dunno. In my experience, most bears love a good poking
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't wear either shoes OR pants when I'm at home (pajama pants don't count as pants in my personal definitions). I also have to immediately not be wearing the polo shirt I wore to work either when I get home. Until I do , I just feel like I'm still at work.
DeMeched: You did what to his berries???
matthaus_c: razz my berries uwu
pontiuspilates69: hey funko
Cartographers_Ink: Raspberries?!
TacitusVigil: I won't kink shame you. You like razzing berries, go for it Ben. Kappa
DoctorHutch: what a low energy monster attack
jetpixi: @El_Funko WutFace
RockPusher: Which one is the Ras and which one is the Berries?
JonTheGoose: i havent had my berries razzed since college
El_Funko: I live how I live
kookaburra_85: The average temp where I live is 26 Celsius, I don't even wear pants inside.
MegaDosX: What's interesting is Adam was far less punchy when he did the Returnal stream while Ben was away, so it seems like it's Ben's presence in particular that makes him rattle the cage
MilkInBags: I wasn't sure if I understood correctly, but yeah funko wtf
BusTed: Live your truth, Funko
Dezufnocosem: stop bullying that monster
ButButTheJesus: @El_Funko ROFL
Izandai: um
Izandai: PrideLaugh Good game
TacitusVigil: Why are we shooting 300 Xerxes?
eric_christian_berg: You just murdered Edward Knifehands!
Izandai: @MegaDosX I dunno, he's plenty punch on his home streams.
DanielleWasDelayed: I can give hug, but only once
frank_the_great: Overwhelmingly positive you say?
sydnius: Blast processing
ActualFactual: gg I was the one with no legs hanging from the ceiling :)
tr3ewitch88: I'm getting deja vu
Tangsm: See, that would be a great game location to give you a reward like a heal or a save.
MegaDosX: @Izandai I mostly don't catch Adam's streams due to time and scheduling conflicts, but fair enough
TacitusVigil: I'm disappointed that Paul didn't use the pandemic to install RE-style locks into the Moonbase.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I assume since Ben is here that Remy is okay with all the apartment stuff
tr3ewitch88: aww
circusofkirkus: Remy's a working dog now
ButButTheJesus: aww
MilkInBags: finally that dog is bringing money to the household
jetpixi: we've already talked about the skirt, right?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Every loves a good boy at work benginLurk
Izandai: Hey why are all music videos fucking weird?
lochnessseammonster: pull his weight
MilkInBags: @jetpixi jealous? Kappa
ActualFactual: It's hard to hold down a job when you have anxiety
TacitusVigil: Boo dog work.
Cartographers_Ink: Paying his puppy taxes
Izandai: Good timing.
jetpixi: @MilkInBags tqsKnife
ButButTheJesus: >not reloading the shotgun
tr3ewitch88: I assumed you guys did this at the moon base and rem was just at home
TacitusVigil: Woofers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your leashes!
Decaped: is this game supposed to be scary?
Ba_Dum_Tish: At least Remy now won't have shame listing his job on his dating profiles
frank_the_great: This reminds me of that old Resident Evil mod where a zombie chases you the entire game
MilkInBags: was a bit confused about that part
eric_christian_berg: It says horror on the box!
crono3453: That Electric Six covers album that came out is pretty good
jetpixi: does Remy have a W2 but Canadian and puppy? like an Awoo2?
MilkInBags: @crono3453 they did WHAT
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lots of games on Let's Nope are "supposed" to be scary. Very, very few ever are.
matthaus_c: you say that but Haunting Ground killed me with upset sometimes
let_me_have_shucklez: except for whatever that spider train game you're gonna play
lochnessseammonster: it's literally the only way i can handle horror PrideLaugh
Phailhammer: frank_the_great Isn't that just RE2? lrrBEEJ
Spacecarl: It's scary holw little healing and saves you get in this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: What's scary is when a modern video game has limited resources as a save mechanic. Kappa
jetpixi: that's the real horror
crono3453: @MilkInBags Came out in like...June. It has remastered Gay Bar, and Danger High Voltage on it as well, at least on youtube.
DoctorHutch: If they hadn't spent so much time on the sundress physics, maybe the could have improved the camera
Decaped: the new Outer Wilds DLC scared the shit out of me a few times.
frank_the_great: @Phailhammer lol
ActualFactual: oh, my portrait of Marylin Manson
MilkInBags: @crono3453 thanks for the info
sydnius: no dryer? horror
Aenir798: Is this the part where we die in the exact same manner as last time?
Ba_Dum_Tish: What was the last game that spooked you?
KV1NN4: Have Bengineering and/or Adam heard of 'Choo-Choo Charles', coming out next year? It should be a good fit for Let's Nope :3
Roger_Job329: New Chicano Batman album drops next month as well as new The War on Drugs.
KV1NN4: *mumbles something about terrifying spider-trains*]
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: noice
tr3ewitch88: ok then
munocard: These noises are something else
jetpixi: it can move spaces? how? lol
sydnius: excellent work dr freeman
Haroldholmes25: this isn't where the bodies go
DanielleWasDelayed: Nostalgia is so weird when it comes to game designers. You liked these systems as a kid because you had *all the time in the world*. You could take weeks to finish a game with the handful of saves you had. These days? Nah, they suck
jetpixi: let the bodies hit the floor?
munocard: Whataburger so good
SquareDotCube: as long as it's not a fatburger
jetpixi: omg 2022
let_me_have_shucklez: I just wish Choo Choo wasn't a spider
ContingentCat: wait what year is it
beaujagr: I will have to finish watching on the VOD! The camera angles are a little rough for my head. Thanks for a great show as always! GNIGHT!
munocard: evil cross!!!
jetpixi: it's Satanic, can ya tell?
ButButTheJesus: but but
raulghoulia: 1 jeebus. as a treat?
Lithobraker: It Takes Two is a great coop horror game
frank_the_great: Speaking of 2022, new Game of Thrones had a teaser trailer drop
Gildan_Bladeborn: I thought these sorts of mechanics were stupid as a child, and I hated that ports of arcade games didn't let you save. I hate this sort of thing even more as an adult.
Tangsm: Magnets.
jetpixi: @frank_the_great how's it look?
Decaped: Was that a photo of the Fonz?
Haroldholmes25: @frank_the_great love Matt Smith in a wig
patrick_stonecrusher: l 5hink that cross was happy to see you
jetpixi: show toilet
MilkInBags: rlyAdam rlyAdam rlyAdam rlyAdam rlyFUN
Bearudite: shitters full
rosesmcgee: oh, that's where I left my hand
frank_the_great: @jetpixi Looked good to me. I'm hyped for it
ActualFactual: Gotta wash that hand
sydnius: yum
jetpixi: @frank_the_great nice!
pipshardfour: same
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like the snake that got loose in Germany and came up through the pipes?
Bearudite: called shot
Gildan_Bladeborn: It bit the homeowner of the flat nextdoor to the owner on the taint.
Lionhardt544: it's still hilarious to me that this game was compared to Silent Hill in that one review
tr3ewitch88: lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is a real story.
rosesmcgee: Over. Whelmingly. Positive.
frank_the_great: My biggest irrational fear is witches, like the magical fictional kind
ActualFactual: Don't even react to my shitposting.
Lithobraker: whelmingly positive
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Sheikun07: That man had no legs!
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ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn oh, thanks for that
Gildan_Bladeborn: I contend that those people are... stupid.
sydnius: ming pos
kevenwith2es: Why should Resident Evil try when this is their competition?
Seth_Erickson: I mean not every game can be Little Nightmares 2
MilkInBags: some people love batman vs superman so
Haroldholmes25: that's a conspicuous amount of healing
Gildan_Bladeborn: @ButButTheJesus - You're welcome! My coworkers inflicted that one on me.
Decaped: this is pretty Resident Evil. Silent Hill is only good because of the subtext. (bad opinion i know)
CataclysmicReverb: I mean, this has to be from someone trying to figure out why Resident Evil 1-3 was better than 4-6
ButButTheJesus: @Gildan_Bladeborn neat!
Dezufnocosem: as far as I can tell it's mostly because it reminds them of old survival horror games...that were extremely janky
jetpixi: he's messin up the floors! scratches everywhere!
DanielleWasDelayed: From everything I've seen, this game's value is ENTIRELY nostalgia. Almost everything is a trope from an old game or the same mechanics from an old game, all within a package of "It's like old game!" Ofc it's gonna be popular
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Spacepup: Man, lost track of time and missed the first half of Let's Nope. VOD's just aren't the same.
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rosesmcgee: it's the worst of both worlds
MilkInBags: All horror games suck OpieOP
jetpixi: those are a thing?
TacitusVigil: It's a ripoff of Biohazard. Biochemistry maybe? Kappa
jetpixi: like spoopy tweets? like is slenderman had a twitter?
matthaus_c: you can find any and everything on twitter
frank_the_great: This is 100% a Resident Evil 1 homage imo. Only thing it's missing is door opening animation
jetpixi: if*
DoctorHutch: i think they've gone out of the way to make the game worse in order to make it feel more nostalgic of old resident evil
rasterscan: The thing that bugs me is that there's a lot of really positively reviewed games that I don't like, but I get the appeal. But this is just... bad, with piles of nostalgia heaped on it to ignore the bad.
ActualFactual: Adam, it doesn't fit.
rasterscan: This got Overwhelmingly Positive?
TacitusVigil: Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
rasterscan: Bah.
Decaped: I can picture one Dev being absolutely devestated the door opening animations didn't make it into the final game.
matthaus_c: I think they've gone out of their way to make it feel like old RE without understanding what made the mechanics and aesthetics of old RE work
Gildan_Bladeborn: @rasterscan - I wonder how much of this game's positive rating has to do with the bit where there was full frontal nudity in the first 5 minutes.
FofoATL: the generator is where you had so set the pressures
rasterscan: @Gildan_Bladeborn ...Ow. That hurts because of possible truthness. "This has boobs, it's not just PC bullshit modern horror!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: @rasterscan - that was my (rather depressing) chain of thought, yes.
GenericHerooo: !advice
LRRbot: Just make the polygons touch!
TacitusVigil: "Try not to die" - thanks walkthrough.
FofoATL: no its on the level where you first meet the priest I think
Pteraspidomorphi: And yet no naked men so far (who haven't been sliced in half). Not recommended
frank_the_great: A bad walkthrough completes the true nostalgic experience
Decaped: what? modern online walkthroughs are trash compared to old GameFAQs guides
Haroldholmes25: @Pteraspidomorphi did get a statue with a lil peener
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sleep with the gun!
patrick_stonecrusher: $20 brady games guide
vouru: sarueiPopcorn sarueiPopcorn
sydnius: +nockip
Pteraspidomorphi: But the statue didn't even take a bath!
Kramburger: Something something deeze stairs
Haroldholmes25: @Kramburger deeze stairs at deeze nuts
tr3ewitch88: are you sure?
Kramburger: Wish we could find the GAMEPLAY generator am I right?
frank_the_great: Speed runs for long games are so wild to think about. Persona 5's is just over 15 hours
voslan: No Hard Hat! Some one call OSHA!
withwherewithal: Your character is not OSHA compliant
Decaped: that completely unchanging facial expression is soooooo bad
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Kramburger - this game would make us turn that one off though.
Kramburger: @frank_the_great Skipping cutscenes and fast forwarding dialogue will do that
sydnius: yay more darque
MilkInBags: 15 hours instead of 15 days
josh___something: Persona is a LONG vame
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW
Haroldholmes25: how do you keep speed running at that point
Kramburger: @Gildan_Bladeborn It'd be a three step process too
Lithobraker: Haroldholmes25 cocaine
Dezufnocosem: but Ben you play nuzlockes
Easilycrazyhat: Right?! The patience these people have is unreal
josh___something: I feel like those speedruns are more endurance than sprints :P
Kramburger: The 8 hour speedruns at GDQ are impressive enough
Prop_PT: Adam, ever though of trying to Speedrun DD?
Lithobraker: those dutch angles though Kappa
NarishmaReborn: i assume speed runs that long probably have more optimizing that can be done... they're not trying to cut every second
Master_Gunner: Watching a 100% BOTW speedrunner, and realize they're short a koruk seed.
tr3ewitch88: lrrSHINE
Bearudite: yeah the run I do is just like ~1 hour so it does not feel so bad
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
vouru: you get into a zone and get a dopamin hit, you really emjoyed ur speed run as well ben ya?
Bearudite: I can't imagine a multi hour run
DeM0nFiRe: Final Fantasy I speedruns require you to walk in a very specific way because the steps detrermines the RNG, so to control the encounters requires making sure you have very specific step counts
Kramburger: @Bearudite What game?
Bearudite: Monster Attack on the PS2
vouru: sarueiTRIGER
ContingentCat: !next
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Bearudite: oh hey, thanks Kramburger
Kramburger: NP
Bearudite: I forgot to resub
Bearudite: welp
Bearudite: I guess next month
vouru: WB
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Diabore: eh
vouru: sure
Kramburger: Miss a 2nd screen streamer?
x0den: sense of humor
Haroldholmes25: banan
vouru: your laughs
saucemaster5000: you're sock stories
Darth_Litigious: Your feet
lochnessseammonster: sudden loud laughs
CaptinOfBeez: adams feet
GhostValv: banan
tr3ewitch88: those beautiful beards
Pteraspidomorphi: Your love of cucumbers
virgil82: Your Faces.
ContingentCat: I missed your bad takes
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MWGNZ: socks
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Your brother’s socks
josh___something: the toilet adam won't show Kappa
noisyblizzard: i love how you make eachother laugh
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: Here for the game tbh
Bearudite: the sound of humans in my otherwise quiet house
gualdhar: missed the biting sarcasm you call a personality?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, aren't lockers... made of metal? And thus conductive?
ButButTheJesus: i missed your, ah, um, puzzle solving teamwork
vouru: the answer is always ethere gameplay or art
DanielleWasDelayed: Elevator puzzle, take two
ContingentCat: depends if the soles are rubber
MegaDosX: Depends on your soles and how thick they are
gualdhar: generally shoes have rubber soles but there are special shoes that are grounded
NarishmaReborn: not unless you are the path of least resistance
Gildan_Bladeborn: I doubt her soles are the sort that would be all that protective.
vouru: give us a banana and we will tell you
MegaDosX: If they're rubber they'll resist the electricity, but if they're too thin the water will splash up anyway and you'll get zapped
Dezufnocosem: electricity got hands
Gildan_Bladeborn: Given the rest of her outfit.
ContingentCat: also depends if you're in a videogame
MWGNZ: electricity pretty good, it makes rocks think
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
GlennSeto: Wasn't that a Rolling Stones album?
helgridr: anything conducts electricity if you try hard enough.
Dezufnocosem: good stream joker
crystalbravest: @GlennSeto Beatles
MegaDosX: Also I know Adam's goofing but always respect electricity, it will reduce you from an is to a was without hesitation if you don't
frank_the_great: So what's the plot to this game?
GlennSeto: @crystalbravest I know, I just wanted to double down on the silliness.
Lionhardt544: You made a From Software joke. Does that mean Twitch chat gets to rattle the cage?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't mess around with the high voltages, yo.
Roger_Job329: Rubber Souls which one of the Beatles do you play as
MegaDosX: Welp, RIP Ben
Kaaosa: wait ben no that's my job
TacitusVigil: What a sole sacrifice. Kappa
MegaDosX: He had a good run
kumatsu: wow Ben, so brave
ContingentCat: Do NOT fuck electricity
NarishmaReborn: harder to do than arby's curly fries
generalpurpose: Honestly yeah, electricity sucks.
BusTed: Ben's going to get a knocking at his door tonight from Electricity.
niccus: all natural streaming only
saucemaster5000: luddites ftw
korvys: Is "Fuck electricity" renewable?
sydnius: PokPikachu
Kaaosa: without electric i can't afford this lifestyle
Kramburger: Ben will sleep with electricity and never call it again
DeMeched: Last time I did that they took my toaster away...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turn Down For WATT
vouru: shocking declration Ben
Robot_Bones: Electricity has had it too good for too long!
Dezufnocosem: Louie the Lightning Bug is disappointed in you
GlennSeto: @crystalbravest Also, it took me way too long to get the play on word in "Rubber Soul".
Mashamino: Luddites unite!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Lots of hamsters running in lots of wheels.
Kipstar: Remy's job is running on a giant hamster wheel
Pteraspidomorphi: Amish paradise plays in the background
NarishmaReborn: waterwheel would still be generating electricity
eric_christian_berg: I only use orgone energy.
DanielleWasDelayed: @frank_the_great it's a hole pile of tropes and 'mysteries,' but the setup is that you got a letter and came to investigate, got knocked out, and woke up naked and missing an eyeball. There's twins, a cult, and some spOoKy nAtiVe mAgiC.
matthaus_c: dark souls short cut clap clap clap clap clap
ContingentCat: oh yeah, how are the noodle friends doing? (I forget their names)
frank_the_great: @DanielleWasDelayed Gotcha, thanks!
saucemaster5000: no response to that eh?
Kramburger: They're called GEARS chat
eric_christian_berg: Not if he's just using it to grind grain to flour.
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dezufnocosem: um akchually that's magic, not electricity
matthaus_c: where have I seen this before
tr3ewitch88: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: I'd be amazed if that URL isn't taken already
lyropithic: Sounds spooky
Manae: @ContingentCat It is. They checked
sydnius: stiffs
frank_the_great: Lightbulbs in video games are powered by electricity
TacitusVigil: Respect for how strong she is.
Gildan_Bladeborn: In the game's very slight defense, there were tracks in the floor to "kind of" tell you that was there.
crono3453: Someone sure spilled a lot of ketchup down here.
GlennSeto: The game does okay-ish replicating some of those OG Silent Hill vibes ... sometimes.
munocard: clang clang
Manae: Why is the skeleton still articulated?
frank_the_great: I mean, that's a looong time to decompose everything else, right?
noisyblizzard: coxJam
munocard: good thing you're upstairs
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eric_christian_berg: Lightbulbs in horror games are powered by plot contrivance.
GlennSeto: @TacitusVigil AT Field
munocard: how'd he get that wheelchair upstairs?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
eric_christian_berg: And STAY DOWN!
frank_the_great: Gordon Freeman would be proud
Decaped: game pausing when you open your inventory isn't in the original Resident Evil, right?
sydnius: elder abuse
GlennSeto: XD
Gayboi1230: what
Tangsm: What...
SmoreThanAFeelin: YEAAA!
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrSACK
munocard: lol
ButButTheJesus: OKAY
ContingentCat: katesLol
MegaDosX: Wait what just happened I was afk
Gayboi1230: shimmy shimmy
NDCazzy: headon apply directly to the forehead
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: 360!
tr3ewitch88: benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry
Prop_PT: its ALWAYS the heart
josh___something: ummmmmm...
munocard: push button
BusTed: sick
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL FootGoal Kreygasm FBtouchdown SeemsGood
Izandai: Damnit what did I miss?
frank_the_great: Lol, good puzzle
MegaDosX: What did I miss?
Makrosian_Tae: What just happened?
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: So was that a...skeleton key? Kappa
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Izandai: PrideLaugh
GlennSeto: awww c'mon
MegaDosX: Aw.
Easilycrazyhat: Oh nooooo
ButButTheJesus: oh, GAME
DanielleWasDelayed: rip
ContingentCat: katesLol
BusTed: Don't take this from him!
SmoreThanAFeelin: oh noooo
lochnessseammonster: awww boo
Izandai: GET FUCKED PrideLaugh
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: *Droopy Dog voice* "That is why you fail Shane, everyone knows love comes from the heart".
tr3ewitch88: awww benginCry
GlennSeto: you coulda let him have this
munocard: lmao
vouru: sarueiLul sarueiLul sarueiLul sarueiLul
MegaDosX: Where's that illusion of choice emote?
i_am_worldwide_and_lush: wow
underhill33: That's deflating
novacat13: "Puzzles"
Mashamino: Jebaited
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Prop_PT: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
ButButTheJesus: i has a sad now
munocard: what the hell kind of puzzle is this?
Lithobraker: The Illusion of Choise
Makrosian_Tae: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
Izandai: Fucking incredible PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: You don't TELL the little brother the controller's not plugged in Ben!
Tangsm: But at least you pushed a button and didn't walk around for a half hour looking for a clue.
patrick_stonecrusher: :|
Gildan_Bladeborn: The puzzle is noticing that there are... buttons.
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE seabatApp
MegaDosX: It's a quantum ogre. Whichever choice you make will lead to an ogre, or in this case, an open door.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then pressing them.
Mister_Dee: puzzle cut for space?
vouru: to make u feel smart
frank_the_great: Sometimes you start a thing but don't
kumatsu: the puzzle is mastering choice paralysis
BusTed: Sometimes you gotta toss 'em a gimme.
GlennSeto: I would bet money the puzzle didn't get fully implemented before before QA.
MegaDosX: Well, we can wait
munocard: spooky
NDCazzy: light it up?
Pteraspidomorphi: Very realistic
MegaDosX: Maybe there's a time skip coming up
vouru: amusing that they have you use acid but a crow bar? that will never work.
Gildan_Bladeborn: How is "use crowbar" not just always the solution to chains and padlocks?
DanielleWasDelayed: or a small adult
frank_the_great: I like that angle, reminds me of that 12 minutes game.
crono3453: Just pour more on, more acid is more good. The bottle's still right there
Haroldholmes25: we did find one somewhere
sydnius: my band tape
tr3ewitch88: good luck with that now a days
saucemaster5000: when was the first time you heard someone say "what's a VCR?" cause I def heard a teen say that last year
Gildan_Bladeborn: @saucemaster5000 - I still haven't had someone say that to me, yet.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Children may not be Ben.
josh___something: What's a VCR Kappa
kumatsu: as long as there are PE teachers that don't want to do their job, there will be kids that know what VCRs are
Mr_Horrible: they're more present in the cultural consciousness than floppy disks, but not for long
Haroldholmes25: I feel like it drops sub 20
Gildan_Bladeborn: Younger kids unironically thought someone had 3d-printed out "the save button" when they say a floppy disk for the first time.
Izandai: Why does she not cast a shadow?
Gildan_Bladeborn: *saw, not say
Izandai: um
Izandai: oh
lochnessseammonster: let's movie night sounds great
Izandai: okay then
withwherewithal: huh, well then
Kramburger: I miss Ben's KH movie night
DanielleWasDelayed: surgeon simulator
patrick_stonecrusher: last action hero??
DaSunao: !adult
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Manae: But if you don't get out before the movie ends, you get stuck forever (until someone rewinds)
Mr_Horrible: kumatsu god, I knew that Tae (Tai?) Bo workout tape front to back by the time I graduated LUL
frank_the_great: @Izandai She's either a ghost or a vampire
tr3ewitch88: you guys should totally do a let's nope movie night
vouru: had my bro in law playing with my GB, he pushed the screen and asked why it wasn't working.
noisyblizzard: so this really is a from software game
Gildan_Bladeborn: He had the ole' facectomy.
Izandai: @vouru oof
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hate it when my face gets scooped
Kramburger: I've heard of making your opponent scoop but that's ridiculous
eric_christian_berg: Oh, oh!
vouru: @izandai felt a ggrey hair grow in that day
Lithobraker: Head, shoulders knees and toes
TacitusVigil: Simpler game systems from Ben's youth, like the Wii U. Kappa
Mr_Horrible: gotta play Simon on this dang skeleton
DanielleWasDelayed: oh my god
NotCainNorAbel: Like the C button on the sega genesis controller?
DanielleWasDelayed: that's just a halloween decoration
munocard: UUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH
patrick_stonecrusher: aaaauuuughhhh
tr3ewitch88: @lithobraker 😆 🤣
saucemaster5000: still remember the first time I got in trouble for picking something up in a game and being accused of stealing
Dezufnocosem: LED flashing eyes skeleton from spirit halloween
GlennSeto: Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite?
Izandai: Is that us in the jail cell?
Haroldholmes25: no the kid in the room died
TacitusVigil: Elizabeth? Are we in Bioshock?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that child is a different art style than the rest of this game
Mr_Horrible: has that priest found any other clues in his soup?
raulghoulia: remember this girl is down an eye?
frank_the_great: They legit look like they're from a different game
noisyblizzard: phantom hourglass has the map copy jank
munocard: Why does it look like a Dreamworks movie?
GlennSeto: Now... kiss?
Kramburger: Phantom hourglass had the map copying by closing the DS and also blowing dust off by blowing into the mic
NotCainNorAbel: nah, this one has two eyes
saucemaster5000: don't give that kid more gruel
BusTed: Except the kid has two eyes.
Haroldholmes25: oh was it our lost twin
Gildan_Bladeborn: These character models... do not fit this aesthetic.
Haroldholmes25: this whole thing is about twins
underhill33: ur actually dead
BusTed: 😬
crono3453: Is this art?
raulghoulia: one. of. us.
ButButTheJesus: oh she a demon
Gildan_Bladeborn: They're on the internet Adam, obviously.
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh... Time is neat
saucemaster5000: don't misplace perverts
munocard: CANADIAN
Landgraft: please direct me to your designated perverts
munocard: She said "sorey"
patrick_stonecrusher: is va canadian?
TacitusVigil: Boy. She's having a terrible Thanksgiving vacation.
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NotCainNorAbel: or the shotgun,
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DanielleWasDelayed: @munocard Pointing at the scream and yelling "CANADIAN! CANADIAN!"
frank_the_great: This is a movie so you need to use movie physics. Shoot the lock
saucemaster5000: "throws acid in face" "guess you guys aren't ready for that yet"
Mr_Horrible: the candle is not losing that race, kid
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sooner or later.
saucemaster5000: "but your kids will love it"
munocard: you have to eat the candle
TacitusVigil: "Guess you'll die"
Haroldholmes25: oh those twins
CompletelyUnsure: She's "helping"!
munocard: Anna Whataburger
DanielleWasDelayed: "My sister's name is Elsa"
Lithobraker: Anna Whataburger
Mr_Horrible: who says "little one" while wearing that outfit?
Perchipy: I don't believe wildberger is a real name
YeetTheRich_: this is stupid *clap clap clapclapclap*
Haroldholmes25: the twins in the painting
gualdhar: that kid's dialog has more red flags than my ex girlfriend
Shigamori: does anyone unironically call children "little one"
Dezufnocosem: look at this photograph
Pteraspidomorphi: They talk like aliens trying to imitate humans
Mister_BlueSky: Look at this photograph.
MegaDosX: Sick loredump, game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I want the main character to stop attempting to talk
withwherewithal: time travel is not what I expected from this game
Landgraft: calling children little one is pretty normal when they're very young
rasterscan: "Overwhelmingly Positive."
munocard: Good ol' Time Travel. Nothing beats Time Travel!
Lithobraker: This dialogue is almost David Cage level
Mr_Horrible: When I say "Overwhelmingly", you say "Positive"! Overwhelmingly!
josh___something: whut?
virgil82: Cool Game!
Bearudite: I am from the video tape future
vouru: too bad you don't have a sturdy bar to pry the lock open, one with a curve like a bird.. a crow if you will some kind of crowbar....
BusTed: k bye
rasterscan: "Oooooooooooverwhelmingly Positive."
jessieimproved: super reasonable
raulghoulia: woof
saucemaster5000: kid's got an eye we can steal
Lionhardt544: that's so dramatic lol
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Pheonix888: Oh hai Anna!
patrick_stonecrusher: TAPE!!,
Mr_Horrible: oh that's true - ask her if you can borrow an eyeball
sydnius: yes, the past had tape
Gildan_Bladeborn: If only we had the tool you'd obviously use in literally this situation. Oh well, can't be helped.
eric_christian_berg: Ever seen the commercial for Squatty Potty?
YeetTheRich_: LUL
ButButTheJesus: BEN NO
josh___something: That's some BS contrived nonsense if I've ever seen it
MegaDosX: Oh no.
x0den: i wonder what hes going to go do
Kramburger: BEN YES
NotCainNorAbel: lrrBEN_SG
BusTed: We're just going to hear a crack, a yell, then a splash.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Squatty Potty commercials are amazing.
munocard: When he comes back, ask if "Everything came out okay".
YeetTheRich_: and that's the last thing we heard from ben
GlennSeto: Adam, will you tell us if he breaks the toilet?
Tripleyew: Ben is going to do a science?
sydnius: can hornhole copilot
Gildan_Bladeborn: Right up there with the Poopourri commercials.
Tripleyew: Also: ‘evening Adam and Ben
saucemaster5000: "Everybody Poops Jimmy. Just not the way you poop."
spo8n: does lets nope have its own tarp budget?
NarishmaReborn: throw out one-shot gag items? nahhhh
MegaDosX: Wait did we time travel?
Bearudite: why is this music getting so intense
Akaiatana: No, it IS me
BusTed: "and me" is correct, sorry
rasterscan: Er, Emma and me is correct.
crono3453: At first she was afraid. In fact, she was petrified.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "and me" is correct
Tangsm: Me is correct.
Manae: Me is correct
FittiusRex: no, not I
frank_the_great: Lol, it is ME
LithelyUnshod: Actually that's correct
lovelesspoison2112: It's me. It's an object pronoun
YeetTheRich_: at least adam is cute
ShaneLeeAtk: Me is correct
Mr_Horrible: "I've put a Hello Kitty tab on the lock, you just have to wait"
Mr_Horrible: Wow, way to get dumpstered by a child in the video past Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember that combination lock?
Fanklok: You don't say "father took a picture of I"
Decaped: this is great writing for a choose your own adventure book
Dezufnocosem: me AM correct*
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
YeetTheRich_: oh boy
ButButTheJesus: oh noooooo
Kramburger: Oh Honey No
SmoreThanAFeelin: oh noo
munocard: oh nooooo
SnackPak_: wtf
jetpixi: Oh NO
Gildan_Bladeborn: A man chooses...
Tripleyew: Wooooooooow
BusTed: That is impressive.
NotCainNorAbel: that you remember
Mr_Horrible: so what you're saying is: speedrun strats
noisyblizzard: playing bioshock on acid sound pretty fitting
jetpixi: I word weirded out and sober
sydnius: FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: you never pressed start
patrick_stonecrusher: acid needs the right environment
EdoardoZone: a floppy disk drive in the wall? lol
Makrosian_Tae: I remember buying an Xbox 360 with Halo Reach JUST to have something to do while I stayed over at my friend's house that weekend. We beat it by the time I went home 😎
Mister_BlueSky: I'm at the key. I'm at the door. I'm at the combination key door.
arkham1981: In college my roommate and I drank two bottle of cough syrup and tried to watch Event Horizon. It was a terrible idea.
NDCazzy: Ben's controller was not even plugged in ... his buddy was playing the entire time
sydnius: ohnors it’s a clicky zip drive
Tripleyew: A buddy of mine, his dad used to take acid with his friends and go see cool scifi movies in the 70s. “Alien” was quite an eye opener on acid, he said.
kais58: Has the callback happened yet or we still waiting?
BusTed: Nice.
SnackPak_: whoops
DanielleWasDelayed: good job
BusTed: His fault for not logigng out.
Mr_Horrible: I say again: oh dear
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL LUL this dialog
NarishmaReborn: turns out he's already subscribed
NotCainNorAbel: Just means the boss will have to talk to Graham when he comes into work
frank_the_great: You're gonna learn today
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Bearudite: why do you folks not have seperate windows logins
Tangsm: At least Graham's ads are blocked.
noisyblizzard: change his desktop background or something coxBut
sydnius: simulate tape transport? game heathen!
EdoardoZone: any guns in this game
Haroldholmes25: @EdoardoZone makeshift ones yes
Lithobraker: I miss the Gengar desktop...
SquareDotCube: Is it time for the return of Gengar's Haunted Mansion?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I miss the steadily increasingly shitty Gengar desktop, with all the jpg artifacts.
YeetTheRich_: "I am Graham Stark and I like Comic Sans"
BusTed: PokGengar
GenericHerooo: PokGengar
Swamplor: I just got here and saw that map, so apologies if this gag has already been done, but ... "Welcome to Wildberger, home of the wildburger!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Graham's favorite font is obviously papyrus. Kappa
ButButTheJesus: a p'haeenaus
Muddy_Thunder: I just got here, is there a logical reason this woman is staying in this building?
saucemaster5000: scooby doo but shaggy and scoobs are just terrified of penises
Lionhardt544: I will say this for the game: the music is actually great
Voidhawk42: They put such alot of work, into an object that obeys zero recognised physics
Seth_Erickson: Overwhelmingly
Mr_Horrible: Ben, the first Resident Evil did that, so obviously this is a classic ttoo
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's just all the "everything else" that's not so great.
K_t_Imp000: Ah yes, the aliens and the bees
Pharmacistjudge: and Pargon for the Darkness
DanielleWasDelayed: hexagons are the bestagons
Gildan_Bladeborn: A hospital where you casually step through the screen of a projector into the video past, and change the present.
Tangsm: Still better locks than Facebook.
Mr_Horrible: Adam, you're depriving us of the Deep Lore BabyRage
Haroldholmes25: Entrails? But those are outtrails
Decaped: Was this game inspired by the Three Trapped Tigers music video featuring Matt Berry?
TheMerricat: heart yes, not your guts
Mr_Horrible: that's Thoth, I think, but yeah
Mr_Horrible: weighs your sins via your heart
hesterbyrde: You get eaten by a monster, actually...
K_t_Imp000: If you fail the test, get ate by a croc I think
Voidhawk42: NO, you dont go to hell. You get your soul EATEN by a giant crocodile demon.
Easilycrazyhat: Big alligator EATS the heart if it's too heavy. Egypt was metal af.
Mr_Horrible: and if you fuck up, an Ammit eats you
Pharmacistjudge: Hearts heavier than the feather of Ma'at were rejected and eaten by Ammit, the Devourer of Souls.
Voidhawk42: !card baleful ammit
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Gildan_Bladeborn: That was the central plot element of a Sesame Street special about being locked in the Smithsonian Museum overnight.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't eat the pictures, no no no...
K_t_Imp000: Sweet, so much knowledge in chat
Prop_PT: @Gildan_Bladeborn I LOVE THAT MOVIE
lyropithic: Yeah, that's what I thoth
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Prop_PT - it's unironically kind of great, yeah.
EdoardoZone: how good is this game so far
withwherewithal: the ammit is such a great amalgam creature
Easilycrazyhat: @lyropithic boooo
Prop_PT: Grover befriending a suit of Armor becaus he thought it was shy gives me all of the Feels
Tangsm: There are museums that actually do overnight lockins.
Spacecarl: is the guide one page? can search it for map, assuming it even mentions it
Fanklok: !card tormented soul
LRRbot: Tormented Soul [B] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Tormented Soul can't block and can't be blocked.
Spacecarl: oh, speak of the devil
DanielleWasDelayed: @EdoardoZone Overwhelmingly Positive. - Jokes aside, they seem to be lukewarm about it at best?
Prop_PT: @Gildan_Bladeborn my now wife introduced me to it on our 2nd date
Juliamon: The game is functional
munocard: STEAL SOME MONEY
jetpixi: overHWhelming positive
Mr_Horrible: it is technically and mechanically competent, and has some decent scares, but is *wildly* stupid in many ways
josh___something: Overwhelmingly positive for this game is... interesting
Vyous: ngl for a big portion I forgot that yall were playing a game and not just chatting Kappa
Prop_PT: had a non-zero impact on my current existense
Easilycrazyhat: "It is a game" - Ben Ulmer, 5/10
Haroldholmes25: who keeps morphine in the register
sydnius: get the manager key
rasterscan: Ah yes, cash register morphine.
munocard: Gonna go buy some chips in the vending machine!
saucemaster5000: even paste tastes good to that one kid I guess
EdoardoZone: 0/10
sydnius: … obv
GenericHerooo: "Get vaacinated!"
munocard: Go save at the typewriter
Bearudite: get the hose
LaskoReadsComics: Ben are you ok?
DaSunao: I am a sovereign netizen!
Shigamori: Gamers dontt have rights, Ben
Pharmacistjudge: I'm prepping my kit to administer like 250 pharma2Vacc tomorrow.
crono3453: Politics, in my overwhelmingly positive horror game?
EdoardoZone: streamers' rights
lochnessseammonster: @Pharmacistjudge seabatClap
Vyous: @Pharmacistjudge seabatClap
jephlewis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
jephlewis: Good lord, that shower room is *huge*.
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Easilycrazyhat: More like streamer's rights...and lefts!
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah @Pharmacistjudge
Voidhawk42: So, got to ask: what's the point of this game? Is there an objective? a plot?
ContingentCat: james said he was really sore
Muddy_Thunder: @Pharmacistjudge If I take all the available vaccines at once, I get super powers right?
Spacecarl: Looks like the colors might just be to denote hallways and rooms?
BusTed: ItsBoshyTime
YeetTheRich_: no he said he was soarry, easy to confuse
Pharmacistjudge: i'm wondering...can you build a toxic positivity horror game?
DanielleWasDelayed: @Voidhawk42 a vague 'mystery' and a general desire to get out
EdoardoZone: ba-bye.
Kramburger: Remake Labyrinth but with Adam in the David Bowie role as the Gamer King
Haroldholmes25: triangle hexagon pentagon?
jetpixi: Same outfit @kramburger ?
niccus: i dont know, adam probably wouldn't learn fushigi
Tangsm: Square hexagon pentagon
sydnius: in this house we observe the proper flow of entropy
Kramburger: @jetpixi Of Course!
jetpixi: SeemsGood @kramburger
MegaDosX: You had pentagon and hexagon backwards
Haroldholmes25: switched pentagon and hexagon
sydnius: flexagon
jetpixi: God damn shapes! What is this, geometry class?!
EdoardoZone: what is this, a square enix title?
Pharmacistjudge: need more pargon
Dezufnocosem: imagine having to pee with locks like these in your house
Mister_BlueSky: I'm not very happy about "a long time ago" now being the 90's in horror movies.
eric_christian_berg: This is the opposite of environmental storytelling.
Pharmacistjudge: well hopefully your vegetables don't bleed
TacitusVigil: West Wing corridor? Is this going to be a walk-and-talk?
BusTed: @Dezufnocosem That's Adam's puzzle house.
Lionhardt544: what a disappointing room
ExhaustedElox: Gotta love that floaty walking animation. I think she bobs at the wrong rate for her gait.
EdoardoZone: skirt animation/10
Fanklok: so what's the WR for this game?
JonnyGlitched: Hi Ben and Adam! Hi Chat! Are our souls being tormented?
Haroldholmes25: @JonnyGlitched I'm overwhelmingly positive they are
JonnyGlitched: Get into 2E for some Karaoke!
Kramburger: I just remembered that there's legal adults today that weren't alive in the 90s
Kramburger: :(
TacitusVigil: Soul tormenting guaranteed or Bartleby gives you your money back!
TacitusVigil: *money will not be given back
Bearudite: waiting room
Xenguin47 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Xenguin47: 40 months! That's almost 2 years!
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skysonglark: idk if the 90s are considered a long time ago, i think it's more that they're conveniently pre smartphones
JonnyGlitched: I dislike playing fixed perspective games but don't mind watching them
TheMerricat: I always keep a vending machine in the chappel, nohting like capitalism in the house of our lord!
Lithobraker: Kramburger people who weren't alive in the 90s are old enough to drink now
Pharmacistjudge: quick someone call a meeting!
Pharmacistjudge: BRRRP
DaSunao: @Kramburger We had a long moment when we realized there were people in the Navy on the ship that were born after 9/11
Xenguin47: Just getting in. Have we tormented very many souls yet?
sydnius: injst want a damn root beer okay
munocard: This is a weird soda machine
munocard: I JUST WANTED A PEPSI, MOM!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitched: uhhhh
Voidhawk42: VAMPIRE VENDING
Kramburger: @DaSunao That's gotta be a weird moment
helgridr: satan?
Tangsm: Is the blood carbonated?
fhorrigan: Umbrella Corp
TacitusVigil: But I wanted O-!
sydnius: aaaaaa
JonnyGlitched: Too salty to quench thirst!
Kramburger: Pepis
patrick_stonecrusher: :( :( :(
Pharmacistjudge: well, no one killed you or called a meeting while you played simon says...I call that a win
K_t_Imp000: But Ben, I thought you wanted root beer
ExhaustedElox: Wait, this isn't Watch + Play?
kookaburra_85: You never wanted a bag of cool refreshing blood?
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:52.
JonnyGlitched: that bizzare jiggle physics on her dress
Mister_BlueSky: Welcome to the Let's Keys.
Pharmacistjudge: a blood vending machine...is this a vampire the masquerade game?
TacitusVigil: Type A blood is the RC Cola of bloods. Kappa
sydnius: !findquote wetsnope
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Agl0vale: its the same architect as the person who made the racoon city police station
Kramburger: At least they're not pretending they're not keys
Xenguin47: @DaSunao Oof, I routinely hire minors at my job and it has only recently stopped being weird that I graduated from high school before they were born.
frozenphoenix7: Isn't a Let's Nope without a bunch of keys
Haroldholmes25: star?
EdoardoZone: needs voice acting of some sort
MrOrange1987: Just tuned in. Sounds like you guys are having a blast ;)
ExhaustedElox: So.... did I miss the scary part?
InquisitorGaia: the star has 8 sides
NDCazzy: 8 = infinity
kookaburra_85: That's not 8 it's infinity
Bearudite: the numbers were sideways and sideways8 is infinity
JonnyGlitched: I just got here and all that's happened is playing Simon for a bloodbag and fiddling with a key
JonnyGlitched: I miss your supple body
TacitusVigil: Everybody go get some refreshing blood.
circusofkirkus: I miss the free feet content
Kramburger: Ha jokes on them, I'm at a standing desk
Pharmacistjudge: I missed the face of anguish when Ben realized I payed for his lunch again.
jetpixi: Grab a refreshing V8!
TacitusVigil: I sure do miss Bert and Alan.
inconsideratehat: I miss Adam laughing at how much the game sucks.
Fanklok: but I already did my stretches for today and I'm standing
InquisitorGaia: youre right jet
InquisitorGaia: i do need a v8
saucemaster5000: @TacitusVigil you mean Barry and Arnold
JonnyGlitched: Can't wait to see Ben Wheeler again
JonnyGlitched: He so cool
Kramburger: Guys c'mon, it's Ben and Alex
circusofkirkus: I thought it was Beej and Paul
saucemaster5000: Alex and bargain Graham?
TacitusVigil: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, Plaid Man and the Jar Quizzer.
Pharmacistjudge: nah, it's Tim and Morgan
IgnatiusHusky: I miss their wonderful displays of mild subtlety to indicate they find a game to be sub-par.
JonnyGlitched: I thought Adam was budget James?
Kramburger: lrrADAM This game SUCKS
TacitusVigil: Isn't there a Better James though?
JonnyGlitched: @Kramburger Hey Adam!
Kramburger: Adam is High-Budget James how dare
ExhaustedElox: @Kramburger I read that in Adam's voice. :D
Fanklok: isn't James a bad Serge?
Kramburger: Serge is Bad Serge
inconsideratehat: Thank you Kramburger
TacitusVigil: That's Snerge
JonnyGlitched: @Fanklok that assumes Serge is in some way good
Kramburger: NICE
GhostValv: D:
jetpixi: 8/10
Xiff_: sexy
josh___something: release
JonnyGlitched: nice
SnackPak_: solid 8
EotMJohn: Magnificent
ButButTheJesus: COULD YOU NOT
Ciijay: Speaking of keys, how about that Sora ehh
JonnyGlitched: He just can't help it
saucemaster5000: We missed your unerring sense of direction!
circusofkirkus: you gave us feet content tho
Easilycrazyhat: Too bad ;)
GhostValv: well... too bad?
raulghoulia: too much grape soada
BrindleBoar: I roll to disbelieve Kappa
Kramburger: You can't control what we find sexy!
DeM0nFiRe: Gotta go to onlyfans /footastic for that
InquisitorGaia: adam that was sexy tho
Agl0vale: then Adam your failing at not being sexy
jetpixi: Almost as good as my burps
BrindleBoar: OnlyBats
TacitusVigil: Sorry Adam, you are sexy. And Ben is also present.
kharnor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
kharnor: I'm here to be sexy
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ShaneLeeAtk: Press (X) for doubt
JonnyGlitched: Far-Thur!
sydnius: onlybens
Solsiva: Ben is adorable
Mister_BlueSky: I'd rather bleed out than in.
Tangsm: I mean, why have Graham only visit feetastic, when he could also check out footastic.
JonnyGlitched: give him blood to drink
TacitusVigil: He was disarmed.
ButButTheJesus: I AM FINE, MY CHILD.
jetpixi: LUL @tacitusvigil
Pharmacistjudge: well Father was eating like 4 inch bolts in his soup so....who knows what he's up to?
BrindleBoar: "I didn't lose it, I'm just not sure where it is right now"
rosesmcgee: guess who didn't protect him...
jetpixi: Better not come up against any monsters. He’s unarmed now.
JonnyGlitched: you're holding a lit lighter indefinitly? riiiiiiight
Kramburger: I feel like this game cheaped out on the main character VA because most VAs charge by the line
Gormlessben subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
Gormlessben: Sixty three! Six months from now, that'll be nice.
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JonnyGlitched: is that a gauss cannon?!
TacitusVigil: I mean, if he's not already dead now, he's probably going to be ok?
jetpixi: GET IT
JonnyGlitched: do it Ben
Decaped: get it and put your music on there!
YeetTheRich_: that's not wheeler?
josh___something: I feel like I missed a conversation where onlyfans/ feetastic was a thing
jetpixi: can always get rid of it if you want (I assume)
Kramburger: Is Bengineering taken on OF or is someone camping that too?
GhostValv: I think they went to onlybens
sydnius: bensfeet.pog
jetpixi: LUL @kramburger
TacitusVigil: If you put sexy pictures of Adam in a jar and put them in a forest, do you let them out?
Sogheim: magical portal to what, a sewer?
Shigamori: thats why i don't put candles next to my mirrors
ExhaustedElox: So... is something going to happen now?
Ritaspirithntr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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jetpixi: Oh hey. They’re missin an arm
circusofkirkus: I prefer .jpog
MrOrange1987: How’s Seabats?
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
JonnyGlitched: Or your daddy is fake?
Kramburger: Please tell me .pog is a real TLD
JonnyGlitched: I'm your only real daddy
ButterBall000: Time for a resurrection of OnlyDoofs?
Manae: Moisturize that face
TacitusVigil: "Uh guys...why do you have an OnlyFans page?" - Graham after tonight, probably
JonnyGlitched: are you typing in onlyfans dot com every time? How old are you?
circusofkirkus: does it link to /r/seabats?
josh___something: onlydoofs when
Dezufnocosem: park your keister
Pharmacistjudge: you were talking about doing some workout streams right?
Kramburger: Just park it ben
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and you won't get it back until i get 100 nuggies
Lithobraker: Is there a Wake Up Super one?
jetpixi: www.only fans.com
Dezufnocosem: double you double you double you dawt
JonnyGlitched: just retype the end bit
circusofkirkus: boomer moment
captain_wulf subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
captain_wulf: woo
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: nah, i'd never yoink someones existing username, that just feels rude
BusTed: aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash double-yew double-yew double-yew dot
kharnor: You gotta type http://
jetpixi: Http:// etc
JonnyGlitched: That's weird
josh___something: WOW, rood
sydnius: what if i want to buy an attic fan? WHAT THEN
jetpixi: Who does that
Dog_of_Myth: Boom roasted
circusofkirkus: only fronds
Kramburger: Hell yeah Ben, minimal Tabs Gang!
Landgraft: but Ben my categories
JonnyGlitched: Ok boomer
MegaDosX: So you closed the tab, then thought "hey I should check on Bengineering" and opened a new tab?
NavelWarfare: Heya friends! How're the spoops holding up?
BusTed: benginFingers
MrOrange1987: Pwned
jetpixi: 500 tabs all the time
Jim02762: I have literally about 1,000 tabs open
Pharmacistjudge: only flans, for all your giga pudding needs
ExhaustedElox: Can you open that case?
NSGReaper: Pretty brave using only fans in a non-private window
meisbored: what do you mean get rid of tabs
EotMJohn: Time for OnlyFozs
raulghoulia: onlyfawsn
Kramburger: ctrl+shift+T will open a recently closed Tab Ben
Jim02762: @jetpixi lol
TacitusVigil: Ben is typing in onlyfans dot com into AOL Kappa
chefryto90: But... i have to catch all tabs
jetpixi: I currently have over 500 on my phone
hurricanealpaca: onlyfans.com/fonz
GhostValv: I have like 6 on just this window
JonnyGlitched: I have to make use of my 32GB of RAM
brainbosh: Doesn't autocomplete at "on"?
underhill33: Y'all are weird
ButButTheJesus: i'm looking at like 50
Juliamon: I get stressed if I have more than 5 tabs open
MrOrange1987: My wife is a tab monster
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
SnackPak_: I'm at 4 currently
Landgraft: but what if I need them later
kumatsu: my mother does that and they're all facebook tabs
MegaDosX: How does your browser even operate with that many tabs open?
chefryto90: wight now i have like 20
Ukon_Cairns: yall are currenty the 13th of 18 tabs i have open
CataclysmicReverb: "I'll watch this later" is how I get that many
N30dude: my work has broken me, i constantly keep about 15-20 tabs open
Rourke9: just keeping tabs on things :)
circusofkirkus: I have a bunch of tabs open with research papers
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BusTed: Who needs bookmarks when you can just keep all websites open forever?
jetpixi: BUT I might NEED ir
tr3ewitch88: ok now I want to put in only fawns just to see what comes up
novacat13: I have tabs open that 404 when I open my browser
Gulleko: I've had like 20 when I decided to open all my rss feeds at once
JonnyGlitched: you're so weird
jetpixi: It
Pharmacistjudge: I'm the monster that....shut downs their computer at night!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I usually have a couple things I'm referencing at once that stay up for a bit
NotCainNorAbel: my work PC probably has 50 tabs right now
Perchipy: I have like 4 max
YeetTheRich_: normally: about 5 ... when deckbuilding: about 20
TacitusVigil: Why are you choosing violence Ben?
Xenguin47: I mean, once you get to 500, you should just lean into it and keep going.
captain_wulf: i gag when i see other teachers laptops with 500 things on their desktops
Vyous: Oh yeah, I periodically just "close all to the right" and purge 20+ tabs
skysonglark: my sib has upwards of 100 open on their pc at all times
Prop_PT: 30 on PC, 35 on Phone (not including Sub-Tabs)
NimrodXIV: I can have 10? when working sometimes, otherwise it's always less than that
BusTed: @novacat13 This is a problem.
Kramburger: My wife had a tab blowout while she was doing her PhD and never really recovered
JonnyGlitched: The Coat-Rack Kid is no more
sydnius: titles compress to “.”
salimancer: If a tab's been open for more than a couple hours I've for sure forgotten what it is and why I need it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i got really distracted today, got reminded of Hellsing and had about 13 tabs opens
josh___something: look man, bookmarking means I don't accidently open them while wading througn tab hell
DanielleWasDelayed: If you need something, bookmark it or post a link in a private solo discord. Easy squeezy way to organize links and tabs
frank_the_great: Surely when deckbuilding you have 20+ scryfall tabs open, right?
Landgraft: a bookmark is too much of a commitment, I could close the tabs at any time (but won't)
Wicker_Guide: I have many coworkers who do this, even with Chrome/Edge where that is absolute heck on processor/memory
Pharmacistjudge: anyone here still old school enough to shut down their computer at night?
bi0buster: I end up getting a lot of tabs for work. Unity documentation is sometimes a labyrinth.
Xenguin47: I had training pending at my last job that got up to over 1,000 days overdue because I just wanted to see how high I could get it.
Wicker_Guide: and then they complain their computers are slow lrrSLOTH
NavelWarfare: @pharmacistjudge You are not alone!
Fanklok: I miss Agent
DaSunao: @Pharmacistjudge I'm not made of money, that thing sucks down electricity
Jim02762: @jetpixi You beat me there. My phone cost ~$25 so I only keep a few tabs open.
codatski: Hey chat had to step away for a while, did we ever hear back from Ben's brother?
Wicker_Guide: @Pharmacistjudge preach friend!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Juliamon: Pharmacistjudge I put my laptop in hibernate mode if that counts
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
BrindleBoar: Nice.
JonnyGlitched: LUL
frank_the_great: When you've got a hammer everything looks like a treasure chest
jetpixi: just be normal Adam
ExhaustedElox: Don't overthink it, Adam.
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown
Prop_PT: @Pharmacistjudge nah I just wait for it to overheat and Restart itself about once a month
GhostValv: :)
MegaDosX: Adam pushing on a pull door there
Sogheim: Adam, you're great
JonnyGlitched: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TacitusVigil: So, hypothetically...how much would you charge for feet pics Ben? I know you've been thinking about it. :P
Tiber727: My browser is an unholy abomination. Bookmarking is too much work when I can keep it in session and switch to tab to load it.
Pharmacistjudge: how handy
EotMJohn: I just let my laptop be locked overnight b/c if I close it then it forgets there's an external monitor attached /shrug
Landgraft: I shut down my computer, but also have Chrome set to resume where I left off
Wicker_Guide: The door is closed: *Knock*
InquisitorGaia: i have done that on so many games like this
Dezufnocosem: there is no known cure for video gamer brain
bi0buster: Oh hey, I have a prime sub. It seems rude not to use it...
BrindleBoar: This is a resident evil-like, you don't just open shit, you have to find the five chaos emeralds
sydnius: well were armed now
Tripleyew: You may not like it, but this is what peak gaming looks like
rosesmcgee: this seems like a shitty hospital. there I said it
circusofkirkus: just motion pictures
NimrodXIV: Ben pls
eric_christian_berg: How about your pupper's feet?
MrOrange1987: Your body is a wonderland
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: That's...quite the mental image
InquisitorGaia: oh dude i have webbed feet
Kramburger: OnlyBeans
Rootpotato: thanks, this is someones kink now
saucemaster5000: I'd post picture of me wearing comfy sweaters, charge $8 a month
Makrosian_Tae: I hate that on SO many levels
josh___something: AHAHAHAHA
JonnyGlitched: Ben "Baby-Hand-Toes" Ulmer
Xafty: ben you cant say that
Xafty: now we want to see
TacitusVigil: That just means you're super appealing to a very niche market now that you've said that.
EotMJohn: Just register on CreepyFans.com then
Gormlessben: nails?
sydnius: HSWP
dr_petrichor: this gives me re8 village vibes with that one part
Makrosian_Tae: How could you plant that imagery in my mind??
BrindleBoar: glue? bubblegum?
josh___something: Nail it down?
f_tan_theta: why do these games always have creepy ass mannequins
gundamschwing: www.bensfeet.art is available
jetpixi: two of my toes are a little webbed so i can't wear toe socks :(
JonnyGlitched: Go back to dad?
Manae: Nail gun
Sogheim: is there any tape?
tr3ewitch88: do you have duck tape?
Pharmacistjudge: do you attach doll arm to your dad?
dr_petrichor: quacking tape? XD
Agl0vale: can we give the pastor the arm?
JonnyGlitched: Dad needs the arm more?
skysonglark: oh it's gonna be a flesh arm
sydnius: too see
jetpixi: plastic made flesh!
TacitusVigil: "Hey dad? Ever seen the Winter Soldier? No? Well this is going to be all new to you then." Kappa
Jim02762: @jetpixi but you hate socks so so what?
Kramburger: 2Deeze Nuts
BusTed: Popular Jerry O'Connell
BusTed: vehicle
Kramburger: Jerry O'Conel
eric_christian_berg: Rhys-Davies?
jetpixi: i do but toe socks are fun and cute
GDwarf: Rhys-Davies?
Prop_PT: Gimli
sydnius: mmm and curly fries
Lithobraker: 2B or not 2B, that is the 9S-tion
JonnyGlitched: there are OBVIOUSLY wheels on the bottom so its not sliding it's rolling!
KV1NN4: Jerry O'Connel, now also a voice on Lower Decks XD
TacitusVigil: John Rys Davies was the real star.
Jim02762: @jetpixi socks can be fun??
jetpixi: oh wow
Mashamino: D:
TacitusVigil: As he is in everything.
niccus: adam saying a popular opinion?
GhostValv: D:
Kramburger: You don't know, you never played it Adam
ButButTheJesus: katesWat
MrOrange1987: Shortgun crawbar combo is awesome
frozenphoenix7: Adam, he'd like to be called Nines
ButButTheJesus: katesWot
Robot_Bones: This is a correct statement 9S sucks
munocard: >;(
Styxseus: I... I wont take that bait :P
BusTed: Weight of the World
Scy_Anide: The OST is a real banger.
pvtjoker3: dare you to speed run this next
BrindleBoar: LUL
patrick_stonecrusher: Nier is the chicken of games
MegaDosX: "Come at me world" - Adam, probably
tr3ewitch88: @dr_petrichor no like duck tape tm
DanielleWasDelayed: "Some people might be upset. They can fuck off"
LurkingLuusi: i've 100% the game and i'm not fully sure what was going on
Kramburger: I mean, most stories with a mystery need you to finish them to understand them
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Adam, the only thing you need to know is that you're 100% correct about 9S because he is awful
Robot_Bones: This game is giving off real boss baby energy
Wicker_Guide: well, at the very least, you will not leave that game happy lrrBEEJ
sydnius: it it us
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a lot of Yoko Taro games i haven't played because they will destroy me and i'm not prepared
Kramburger: 9S tries to give himself a nickname so he's automatically the worst
piercefc9: Take the scroll out of the case
CataclysmicReverb: Smoke no evil
jetpixi: what
MegaDosX: Excuse me what
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
BusTed: Yeah ok
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
noisyblizzard: LUL
tr3ewitch88: lol
JonnyGlitched: I've always hated that saying
Lionhardt544: LUL
jetpixi: how would anyone figure that out
tr3ewitch88: benginDab
MegaDosX: That's the most video game thing ever
TacitusVigil: It's hammer time.
Lionhardt544: THIS FUCKIN GAME
DanielleWasDelayed: akimbo nailgun
Kramburger: HE SAID THE THING
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown LUL FBtouchdown LUL FBtouchdown
piercefc9: ?????
MrOrange1987: Lol
ButButTheJesus: THERE it is!
josh___something: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
Manae: You literally have a nail gun
NotCainNorAbel: Where do you store your staple gun?
ExhaustedElox: There it is! That was that sound bite I was waiting for :D
DeM0nFiRe: "A used stable gun" nvm, I want a brand new one
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Mister_BlueSky: Man the keys are getting weirder, aren't they.
tr3ewitch88: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Kramburger: FBtouchdown :( FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sydnius: LUL
fhorrigan: Umbrella Corp builds less obtuse structures
Tplayne: "THIS GAME SUCKS"---thats the content im here for
jetpixi: i am HWHELMED
MrOrange1987: Hahahaha
FittiusRex: seems like you could have used the nail gun you already had
UnusuallyLargeMoth: "Why did we not just get a stapler from the cupboard"
MegaDosX: Boy am I glad my first impression from last stream was accurate, this game is still living up to the image of "hot garbage"
LordZarano: 🙈🙉🙊
eric_christian_berg: Why?!
sydnius: not even Arrow
BusTed: I'm sure the adjustable power won't be an issue.
raulghoulia: this is fine
TacitusVigil: Staples. That was easy.
fhorrigan: Fucking lead architect of Umbrella looks at this hospital and says "bit much?"
pvtjoker3: this game sucks..ya but the graphics LUL LUL
dr_petrichor: What is with these crazy camera angles?
jetpixi: LUL
LarkSachrosis: Staples: Worship Old Gods.
jetpixi: i gotcha
JonnyGlitched: Ben's gone crazy
ButterBall000: I would like to take this puzzle, cut out the middle, and staple the ends together.
Wicker_Guide: okay, clearly all the game design thought when into designing the animation for the MC's skirt, rather than puzzles
jetpixi: Hit the Easy Button TM
kumatsu: they still have 'em, I was just in a Staples this weekend
JonnyGlitched: I've never seen a ad for staples ever
BusTed: I am familiar with the button. My co-worker had one.
Styxseus: Step1: See no evil. Step2: Hear no evil. Step3: Speak no evil Step4: ??? Step5: DECAPITATION/Profit!
frank_the_great: I like how that showed up in Rick and Morty
Kramburger: I understand the individual words, but not the order you're using them in
circusofkirkus: remove the safety
NimrodXIV: omg
Diabore: REALLY
Lionhardt544: GAMEPLAU
noisyblizzard: wow
Diabore: REALLY GAME
BusTed: There it is.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben is not making this up. i vividly remember those commercials
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Busywork!
Lionhardt544: HIGH TIER GAMEPLAY
jetpixi: only 3
sydnius: kekek
circusofkirkus: 3 staples next to each other
BusTed: Good as new.
f_tan_theta: what a needless step
Cartographers_Ink: My grade 8 classroom had a "That was easy" joke, and the button was eventually banned
I_Am_Clockwork: I have an That was Easy button
Ukon_Cairns: its not a key if you dont have to turn it Wowee
raulghoulia: yes we are
Prop_PT: 3 staples on the front. none ANYWHERE Else.... Fixed
tr3ewitch88: just to make you crazy adam
circusofkirkus: "game"
meisbored: yeah that button was everywhere
Tangsm: See, this game is just an apparatus for teaching you how to use tools.
noisyblizzard: "game"
sydnius: @i_am_clockwork metoo
MrOrange1987: Skeebap dabap video games!
Kramburger: *Jazz Hands* Padding!
jetpixi: Farthur
Wicker_Guide: hooray?
Lithobraker: @SydPreviouslyHeadache at least two of my teachers had a that was easy button.
ExhaustedElox: Not my BIBLE!
Lionhardt544: Man has priorities
GhostValv: wat
Prop_PT: oh hes a Priest not her dad LUL
BrindleBoar: "also my shirtsleeve somehow!"
kumatsu: m'bible
I_Am_Clockwork: It’s sitting at my desk at my office which I haven’t been to in…. 1.5 years
LarkSachrosis: Wouldn't want to stay in a room without one.
InquisitorGaia: wut, why is that important, you lost your arm
NotCainNorAbel: say nothing about the missing eye
hesterbyrde: Please... my bible... it's very sick
jetpixi: LUL
Sogheim: you went to the mirror realm to magically reattach his arm and he's upset about... his bible?
BusTed: that was a good joke
JonnyGlitched: Oh, Father as in priest...
raulghoulia: American Tale
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
Kramburger: DAMMIT BEN I WANTED TO MAKE THAT JOKE
eric_christian_berg: See, this is why I'm fine with four hour storygames with none of this BS.
MegaDosX: Awesome reference
Mister_BlueSky: Speaking of long walks.
tr3ewitch88: NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS
ButButTheJesus: to find my Bible you must find the three keys...
jetpixi: oh no too slow Kram
TacitusVigil: No offense but...it's like the most common book in the world father. We'll get another one.
Wicker_Guide: That thing has stolen my bible, and now it is all covered in moon dust
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jetpixi: i also thought that was her dad and not a priest
Wicker_Guide: MOUSEBURGERS
JonnyGlitched: The voice acting is just terrible
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Wicker_Guide: err, MOUSEBIBLES
fhorrigan: I remember as a kid looking at Feivel Goes West and thinking it looked like shit compared to the original movie. Nowadays looking back at it, it's gorgeous compared to modern cell animation.
Makrosian_Tae: Are you gaslighting this poor old man?
Kramburger: It's actually getting the joke back, because sending it back to Canada is all uphill
JonnyGlitched: DoCtOr WiLliAm
jetpixi: I love Feivel Mouskowitz
ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger :D
Tangsm: He was very focused on his soup.
KeytarCat: I have a brand new cat, and she's hiding behind my computer because there's a warm power brick there LUL
sydnius: wildberger with chz
JonnyGlitched: I love lamp
ButButTheJesus: @KeytarCat d'aww
pvtjoker3: what's withthis William Shatner dialoge
TacitusVigil: They added that line after everything was recorded I bet
TacitusVigil: Or edited it
Mister_BlueSky: Imagine being able to see AND shoot... DOOM 3.
jetpixi: you're ready to go spelunking
JonnyGlitched: Oh it's a Zip Gun, I was wondering why it was single shot
Kramburger: My pet peeve is when the subtitles don't match the voiceline, like come on guys
fhorrigan: I'd bet, hope, that it's an intentional throwback to the voice acting of old survival horrors
DanielleWasDelayed: Not gonna look inside, there might be a dracula inside
tr3ewitch88: BOO
Wicker_Guide: yeah, old school voice work where each person was a separate session
KeytarCat: @ButButTheJesus I'm only a little worried because she passed out after play time in a place I can't reach comfortably :P We'll be fine, just not what KeytarCat would have chosen
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
jetpixi: how do those things travel? do they just hippity hop around?
bi0buster: But Adam, nobody blocks overheads.
Mister_BlueSky: If.. you knock that over, how does it get back up? That's the real question.
Prop_PT: Cody is OP please nerf
sydnius: Squid1 Squid4
Pharmacistjudge: gotta capitalize on your frame advantage....it's your turn
jetpixi: I...forget the block
jetpixi: to*
Makrosian_Tae: What's chicken-blocking?
JonnyGlitched: I've lost track of this conversation
Prop_PT: Blocking for Mathers... wait
absorbedtulip9: Hello everyone! Hows it going?
bi0buster: Now if only I didn't drop all my combos after the third hit...
JonnyGlitched: oh it's fighting game references
Kramburger: I keep trying to get into MVC but it's kinda oblique to me
Makrosian_Tae: Ohh. Neat
fhorrigan: MVC3 rules. I'm a mark for anything Ghost Rider. Midnight Sons is something that feels like exactly for me.
Bearudite: cpt has been summoned
JonnyGlitched: It's a legitimate strategy
NavelWarfare: Just don't block! They can't hit you if you're punching them in the face
MegaDosX: Amanda Waller?
BrowneePoints: Waller, the gal from Suicide Squad?
BrowneePoints: Eyyy MegaDos beaet me to it
jetpixi: Waller. What a name.
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints benginFingers
ExhaustedElox: Come on, that's just not fair.
DanielleWasDelayed: Deal with the Waldorf, and his partner enemy, Statler
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: do these guys even count as enemies or are they just time sinks?
EotMJohn: If only they up blocked
tr3ewitch88: "look lady I'm just doing my job"
Mister_BlueSky: "One of these times they'll forget, and I'll be there... hanging out." ---the Waller, probably.
jetpixi: pop a wheelie!
jetpixi: oh you popped em
pipshardfour: Do you remember Wheelers?
pipshardfour: From Return to Oz
ExhaustedElox: What? No loot?
JonnyGlitched: you just beat up a guy in a wheelchair
BrowneePoints: From Return to Oz? Yea, they scared the hell out of me
jetpixi: oh yeah i do @pontiuspilates69
sydnius: peter tosh was a waller
jetpixi: also scared of them
Pharmacistjudge: the crowbar/shotgun Oki game
Mister_BlueSky: We just need a Jayce, then we could have Jayce and the Wheeled Wallers.
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jetpixi: alice through the dang looking glass, i see
jetpixi: and the lady and her heads
BrowneePoints: Look, when you star Fairuza Balk as Dorothy you know what you're getting into
Violentfrog: mombi heads gave me nightmares
tr3ewitch88: YES ! thank you ben yes it was
pvtjoker3: wheelers were the best caracters in return to ozz
saucemaster5000: "return to oz" is what you put on for the nephew you don't like
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Return to Oz is way closer to the tone of the source material than Wizard of, at least
jetpixi: @saucemaster5000 the little shit that wont stfu about how cool they are?
Spacecarl: new enemies boooo
crono3453: If Halloween 3 is on Shudder, I definitely recommend Halloween 3.
tr3ewitch88: @saucemaster5000 or anyone you don't like
BrowneePoints: Like, the movie starts off with Dorothy getting Psychoshock therapy. I just want to know who thought that was okay
JonnyGlitched: Test it on the Father
skysonglark: i only read return to oz but even then the wheelers were creepy
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NotCainNorAbel: disco ball?
jetpixi: @BrowneePoints the time period i guess
Sogheim: nice dynamic shadows
Mister_BlueSky: Don't be upsetty, do a pirouettey.
sydnius: PokPikachu PokPikachu PokPikachu
pvtjoker3: I'm still trying to find a lunch pale tree
Agl0vale: damn shes wearing heelies
JonnyGlitched: I'm a messed up dude
BusTed: He also gave us a bolt.
jetpixi: that was the dream @pvtjoker3
BrowneePoints: @jetpixi it was only 1985!
Tangsm: You trust him? Okay.
jetpixi: @BrowneePoints oh! i mean the setting
Lionhardt544: what the hell are you holding? It looks bigger than the shotgun
DanielleWasDelayed: a bowlt of soup
gundamschwing: If you likec campy horror, Ben, Sweet Home on Netflix is super rad
jetpixi: it's been a whiiile\
BrindleBoar: yeah, but he almost ate that bolt.
BusTed: remember that song?
jetpixi: No
sydnius: TableHere
ButButTheJesus: you what now
Dog_of_Myth: Phrasing
JonnyGlitched: Oh Save collectables? They took ALL the bad design choices
MrsLlante: Phrasing!!!!!
BusTed: Excellent.
bi0buster: Now I can't stop thinking about how I should be practicing combos right now. I've been stuck on floor 9 for the entire time Strive has been out.
Easilycrazyhat: I also take dumps this time of year.
EotMJohn: Not Banana Milk?
Xafty: Tom Cardy is a treasure
kumatsu: Alternate choice: Big Breakfast
Tangsm: She has really good news anchor voice.
ANeMzero: Just one
BrowneePoints: @JonnyGlitched Yep. Everything everyone hated from RE 1 and 2, except Tank Controls are optional
Xafty: Mixed Messages is really nice
JonnyGlitched: Every year I take a big dump, sometimes several
meisbored: a year is too long of a space for sure
BusTed: Two weeks is too long.
Easilycrazyhat: Most I'd do is a day.
Wicker_Guide: absolutely
UnusuallyLargeMoth: how comparable is this game to the one where the guy said, and I quote, "The Sacred Heart Hospital... he's going there... and then he'll BE there..."
BrowneePoints: Apparently Sloths only poop once every 8 months
ExhaustedElox: Ben, Can we get Big Breakfast on the Desert Bus Button playlist?
kookaburra_85: Deal
jetpixi: down time poop time
tr3ewitch88: why
eric_christian_berg: Sounds satisfying.
BrowneePoints: Ah, the living Chocolate Ice Cream machine
Dog_of_Myth: So Twitch chat then?
BusTed: Courtesy flushes.
ButButTheJesus: ben. ben pls.
Makrosian_Tae: What...the actual...SHIT???
niccus: what if you do all your annual poops in one go
Xenguin47: A poop-serve machine, if you will.
AzureDragonGod: got us a Moclan
SnackPak_: that'd turn you inside out
DanielleWasDelayed: at a constant rate, you'd forget it's happening
jetpixi: you'd die
lyropithic: Is this a "would you rather" scenario?
Easilycrazyhat: Even 2+ days is too much
sydnius: lrrHAM
Lithobraker: Do I still get to poop on company time?
JonnyGlitched: You gotta keep flushing
saucemaster5000: we call that full body flossing
Wicker_Guide: now, here's the real question, does it build up for the rest of the year
BrowneePoints: A living Soft serve machine
lilyoswald: I wonder how long the average person poops in a year
Wicker_Guide: because that would HUUUUURRRT
bi0buster: 24 hours you can at least prep for. A week seems like much.
ButButTheJesus: STAHP
MegaDosX: Boy am I glad that's a hypothetical
ANeMzero: "I can't come in to work today" "Okay.. why?" "You really don't want to know"
frank_the_great: How uncomfortable do you feel like the day of?
DanielleWasDelayed: @BrowneePoints no. bad.
ButButTheJesus: STAAAAAAHP
EotMJohn: Just use PTO. "Sorry boss, can't come in this week. Gotta Shit Week coming up."
kumatsu: how much forwarning do you have?
JonnyGlitched: Abdomen like a ROCK
Easilycrazyhat: The poo is coming!
pvtjoker3: I wish I still had my Fatal Frame games
jetpixi: your colon begs for death
UnusuallyLargeMoth: why do they call it a restroom I am fighting for my life in here
sydnius: … what about the middle guy
eric_christian_berg: Good argument to work from home.
saucemaster5000: the venga poo is coming and everybody's running
Mattmitchell45: I must go All Out, this one week
BrowneePoints: Okay but legitimately Ben, sloths only poop once a week
tr3ewitch88: how did this topic come up?
Wicker_Guide: the Mutter museum had a colon of a person who had something like that. It was...unpleasant :/
bi0buster: Oh he scootin'!
Pharmacistjudge: I have so much medical knowledge I want to unleash on you two...but someone in chat asked the conversation to stop so i'm going to end it there.
gualdhar: now I'm picturing that episode from The Orville
BusTed: bzap
MrsLlante: I mean, youd' be shitting out your intestines by that point right?
ButButTheJesus: Its Ben, One Week
sydnius: uppies
ArdCollider: @Pharmacistjudge yeah, this is me sitting on my hands from Too Much Journal Reading.
JonnyGlitched: Where will you find a charger for it?
kharnor: Next on Discovery, it's Shart Week
BrowneePoints: @Pharmacistjudge This is me from childhood medical problems
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
MrsLlante: @kharnor benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
JonnyGlitched: Maybe only for stunning bosses?
jetpixi: they don't skip booty day
BrowneePoints: Thanks, now Battery by Metallica is stuck in my head
UnusuallyLargeMoth: imo a taser strong enough to empty out a whole 9volt in a single use would light some poor boy on fire
Prop_PT: so I just rewatched "butthole' got like 4 spicy swears in there that will need cutting for DB
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge ty
Voxy: why do these zombies have massive cake
sydnius: damn crappy car chargers
BrowneePoints: @Voxy no leggies, gotta walk on dem buttcheeks
Rootpotato: @Voxy no, bad
JonnyGlitched: I hate that games think nail guns can be actual guns
jetpixi: oh that's how they travel
FofoATL: V detailed cakes
Lionhardt544: god these enemies take way too damn many bullets
MrsLlante: That guy has a spikey personality
BrowneePoints: "Poggifers, I require only the Thiccest of Zombies"
bi0buster: At least their deathrattle is very pronounced. Easy to tell when you're done.
tr3ewitch88: ok be so knife legs or spring legs?
DanielleWasDelayed: the rollers all had hank hill ass and thus needed to be separated from it
ButButTheJesus: is cake mean ass?
JonnyGlitched: I've been shot with a nail gun, it bounced off me
niccus: what happens if you try to use a nailgun as a gun irl
jetpixi: Panqueque Butts
bi0buster: Squats?
jetpixi: stairs and squats
MegaDosX: Squats
Blightfight: Twerking?
BrowneePoints: Abductors, Lunges
pvtjoker3: "Why cruel world??? Why did you only give me a butt???"
CaptinOfBeez: wall sits
JonnyGlitched: @niccus best case it bounces, worst it takes your eye out
Prop_PT: Weighted glute bridge, Deadlift, Squats
tr3ewitch88: ok beb so knife legs or spring legs?*
UnusuallyLargeMoth: maybe they're butt vampires
UnusuallyLargeMoth: stealing people's butts
tr3ewitch88: ben*
ButButTheJesus: ben
DanielleWasDelayed: LMAOO
corefluxx: Crêpe Darier Zombos
JonnyGlitched: @niccus you have to disable the safety to do it
BrowneePoints: Lunges and leg raises do better for your glutes than squats chat. Squats work your core and quads/hams
AbnormAnomaly: Ben you can't just give that away for free. Money on the table my man
Blightfight: Knife butts?
jetpixi: Mrs Incredible, over here
tr3ewitch88: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Wicker_Guide: Ben no
lilyoswald: ben got dat bootay
eightbitrocket: enigmaButt
eric_christian_berg: I mean, you're no five-assed monkey.
bi0buster: I finally dipped under 200 pounds for the first time in years. Feels good.
Prop_PT: Baseball player from the waist down
LordZarano: I'm pretty sure if you were shot with a Ramset it'd do more than just bounce off
BrowneePoints: what if you're 200 but swole Ben
MrsLlante: Wet Snope - Booty Positivity
pvtjoker3: remember the old adult swim cartoon Assey McGee
KeytarCat: @MrsLlante Boo-ty?
Blightfight: Wait, how muhcv for the Daisy Dukes tier of the OnlyFans?
Pharmacistjudge: I need to get back down to like 175
Makrosian_Tae: I believe in you Ben! You can do it!
Vyous: That's around where I am. Trying to get under 200
Prop_PT: looking to stick at 250. but as a Rugger Front rown thats kinda ideal
Diabore: you still doing ring fit ben?
Lanthess: Gonna have to give up the chicken nuggies
Prop_PT: just need to be in MUCH better shape
BrowneePoints: Time to bring back the Ring Fit streams Ben ;)
Wicker_Guide: put them out of their misery
JonnyGlitched: I've been walking for an hour a day for the past fortnight and lost SO MUCH weight
tr3ewitch88: just once they want to stab someone
jetpixi: the hardest part is letting the nuggies go NotLikeThis
Fanklok: Good luck Ben, and anyone in chat, it's a hard journey but totes worth it
jetpixi: LUL
pvtjoker3: those guys are like" I dare you you step infront of me. Cause i can't get you if you don't"
Mashamino: oh. no. spooky.
Lithobraker: Got to get that weight down to get on 205 live.
Rootpotato: dont mix your reds and whites
eric_christian_berg: But... why?
Rootpotato: they bleed Kappa
jetpixi: waffle iron?
JonnyGlitched: As long as it's not black-mold
tr3ewitch88: @eric_christian_berg nobody knows
sydnius: don’t touch my wash!
JonnyGlitched: No horror game makes sense
BrindleBoar: have you had to do a fuse puzzle yet?
ANeMzero: If you had a giant block of metal in a washing machine it would.. not survive very long.
Juliamon: BrindleBoar We used a bolt as a fuse
InquisitorGaia: wut
TheGreatHarambino: 2021????
skysonglark: no. bad
jetpixi: it's gotta coagulate
BusTed: Like ya do.
BrindleBoar: oh right, I forgot about that, because I was fixated on how it was in soup
jetpixi: the CoolMan?
DanielleWasDelayed: MGS keycard
Lithobraker: Are we going back to Cool man?
ButButTheJesus: HORROR GAMES.
inconsideratehat: ROFL
AkiraBalance27: beautiful art
Juliamon: *what*
corefluxx: Mmmm Blody popcicles
tr3ewitch88: ok .... no
skysonglark: come again
MegaDosX: Holy shit this game is terrible
Diabore: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
Tangsm: Oh my god. Of course. Because they've already used VHS and reels...
JonnyGlitched: That's where I keep all MY floppy disks
Wicker_Guide: gabyFine
sydnius: LUL
withwherewithal: SpoOoOOOoOoKy
patrick_stonecrusher: SoonerLater
JonnyGlitched: now is it 5 1/4 or a diskette?
Tangsm: Read ahead, when do we get to laserdiscs?
jjcard: Held by a Skeleton has always been a dream of mine
BrindleBoar: LUL
sydnius: but i only have 720 k 8”!
jetpixi: they're presenting it
JonnyGlitched: legit wtf
BusTed: "I got whatchoo need"
JonnyGlitched: Clip it for the highlights!
Makrosian_Tae: It runs Doom!
Tangsm: Number munchers disc 1.
f_tan_theta: when you grab it it'll give a thumbs up
withwherewithal: daintily hold that disk
Wicker_Guide: "Do you have any scales"
ANeMzero: Disk 2 of 4 for Snood
BusTed: If you want Doom, I've got 5 more just like this.
munocard: JAZZ JACKRABBIT!
patrick_stonecrusher: twinkle twinkle
DeMeched: I literally tuned this out for like an hour, did I miss any overwhelmingly positive game play?
InquisitorGaia: disk 7 of 12 of lemmingw
MrsLlante: Jill of the Jungle
Wicker_Guide: "Treasure carp scales"
jetpixi: hopefully you don't have the slide the thing to use it
niccus: you should stream jazz jackrabbit
ButButTheJesus: doooooooon't copy that floppy!
DeMeched: OH
AranMathai: Did KQ5 even come out on floppy? I thought that was when they made the jump to CDs.
DeMeched: MY
Bearudite: Commander Keen 4
bi0buster: "You want to play Commander Keen?"
DeMeched: GOSH
JonnyGlitched: I only ever had the Shareware vesrions of ALL these games. And a pirated Prince of Persia
saucemaster5000: commander keen ftw
corefluxx: Maybe it has Scorched Earth on it
Wicker_Guide: @DeMeched did you see the monkey puzzle?
bi0buster: @Bearudite Same brain.
Makrosian_Tae: Jazz Jackrabbit was POG
Easilycrazyhat: I used to play Jazz Jackrabbit!!
Mattmitchell45: Cliffy B's old game
AranMathai: Jazz Jackrabbit was a sonic clone.
JonnyGlitched: You take that back!
Bearudite: HEY
Bearudite: WHOA
BrindleBoar: Commander Keen *was* good
sydnius: miner 2049er
6 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Bearudite: @Bearudite indeed
DeMeched: @Wicker_Guide I did not lol
JonnyGlitched: Unsubscribe
Pharmacistjudge: Welcome raiders
jetpixi: i don' t like how that rabbit looks
BrindleBoar: Because that's what I'm here for!
ANeMzero: Jazz Jackrabbit aka store brand Bucky O'Hare
BusTed: Because there's always one.
Easilycrazyhat: It was the only game my grandma would allow on her PC since it wasn't "violent" XD
saucemaster5000: don't piss off the commander keen-stans, they're brutal
Bearudite: why do you alswayts attack me personally
JonnyGlitched: NEVER insult my mid-to-late 90s PC games!
objectivefailure: I'm just here to get mad.
ButButTheJesus: hi raiders
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know I'm gonna sound like a giant nerd, but Jazz Jackrabbit was actually super important to show that high-speed platformers could work on PC
bi0buster: "Hey come back I've got a disc with Duke Nukem 2 on it!"
jetpixi: hey raiders lrrHEART
Juliamon: Welcome raiders, we just got a floppy from a skeleton in a bathtub
Lithobraker: Commander Keen is doodoo compared to Putt-Putt
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
RedPhoenixCasts: hey adam, hey ben!
TheGreatHarambino: Take it back SwiftRage
RedPhoenixCasts: how goes
GhostValv: honestly if noone trips the trap, there's no laughs to be had :)
pvtjoker3: Leasure Suit Larry was on those disks
f_tan_theta: we're just constantly looking to be outraged
jetpixi: No...except that one time
ButButTheJesus: which stream?
Makrosian_Tae: Let's Nope would be MORE BORING if you were high
magical_writer: We all saw the Putt Putt stream
JonnyGlitched: Oh Adam your nerves are so much worse when you're alone
DeMeched: "Hey everyone! Welcome back to Skelly's Retro Arcade Episode number 69420, today we are playing Commander Keen in a bathtub on the Apple][C!"
Easilycrazyhat: Oh nooo
AbnormAnomaly: Well That's a VOD I have to look up now.
corefluxx: RIPCheer100 Spoopy Bits!
Wicker_Guide: @DeMeched there was a rolltop desk with three monkey pictures on rollers, an empty space, then another one. We were supposed to place an item next to the desk, then do the No Evil Monkeys, then hit the empty space with a hammer
NimrodXIV: oh noooooo
Enki1256: Well, I have a Vod I need to watch.
jetpixi: roughly what day was this?
Wicker_Guide: I remember this. it was a fun time gabyLUl
Wicker_Guide: gabyLul
bi0buster: How much was in that edible?
Stormthius: lookin' that up ASAP
TwitchingPokki: *views increasify*
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
tr3ewitch88: now I have to watch
DeMeched: @Wicker_Guide holy cow, thats amazing
jetpixi: doin the ganja?
Pharmacistjudge: sigh...one day i might try it...might
CaptinOfBeez: gotta watch the time delay on those edibles lol
Lionhardt544: Fuck now I GOTTA find that
jetpixi: thanks friend
JonnyGlitched: Psychedelics cured my CPTSD in one go
DeMeched: Hell yeah, baked adam
Pharmacistjudge: i'm worried that taking an edible my unlock something like chronic anxiety
corefluxx: Many balls were tripped
ButButTheJesus: @MegaDosX ty
Juliamon: I am pretty sure I slept through that stream because I also had an edible
saucemaster5000: mushroom-only streamer
MrsLlante: For the non-drug initiated... what is an edible?
Wicker_Guide: @strebenherz TBH I'll take it over either a) a portrait of her being bloodied or b) just an image of her chest
hesterbyrde: I can't do edibles... I have to inhale. Edibles make me paranoid af
JonnyGlitched: weed levels me out and stops me overthinking, which is bad for Bipolar
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wish weed wasn't so expensive
Juliamon: MrsLlante Consumable cannabis
jjcard: I'm paranoid usually, so assuming it wouldn't change
Enki1256: I just can't get high. Then again, I've never done an edible. That might be the one way for me.
DeMeched: @MrsLlante Weed in food form :D
jetpixi: if i get cross faded i get sick. took a couple mistakes to figure that out.
DaSunao: @MrsLlante An eatable thing that contains THC
Mattmitchell45: I had half an edible last week and was high for 22 hrs
AbnormAnomaly: I was only ever paranoid once because once I got high I thought about the new job I was starting the next week.
Shigamori: i can't smoke, it burns the shit out of my throat, i prefer edibles
Mattmitchell45: Not ideal
pvtjoker3: thats funny he has stoned gamer face
Nefarious_Ned: @JonnyGlitched My friend's pharmacy prof is doing research into MDMA as a treatment for PTSD. Apparently very promising...
fhorrigan: Just watched the intro to that stream. Adam high as a kite being way into the bonus stream intro is pretty funny.
Blue_Anteater: @Pharmacistjudge I've heard stuff like CBD is supposed to help with anxiety, but I haven't been brave enough to try it
nkcola: spoops haagendas
strebenherz: @Wicker_Guide That's fair. Is it like a sanity meter?
Dezufnocosem: eatables
SomebodyNowhere: I can really get onboard with the short skirt and the leather jacket aesthetic
Easilycrazyhat: "Eating weed" sounds like a misinformed parent's understanding of drugs.
jetpixi: NO!
JonnyGlitched: How many VCR Cassettes can you fit in your pocket?!
MrsLlante: Thanks! Good to know!
bi0buster: One of my best friends went on SSRIs and couldn't drink anymore, so we moved over to weed. Spent a lot of stony evenings on the balcony over the summer.
Sogheim: No, Ben, please, no, I'm begging you
jjcard: wooow, haven't heard that song in long time
crono3453: Were you kind, and did you rewind?
munocard: time to fight him
TheGreatHarambino: hey zeus!
Wicker_Guide: @strebenherz it's health afaik
Prop_PT: its a PHENOMENAL Musical
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the only Drug(tm) I've ever taken was half a vallium for getting my wisdom teeth out. I felt my bones vibrating and trashed the entire prescription.
SomebodyNowhere: wow
SomebodyNowhere: that emoting
Mister_BlueSky: Those holes are SUPPOSED to be there.
N30dude: wait, howd he get his arm back?
strebenherz: That dialogue
Rootpotato: a bad song ive learned to genuinly love is Bound 2
nkcola: praze jeebus
jetpixi: sup CHILD
munocard: "Christ" not Jesus
DeMeched: I knew that said chapel buy my mind said "Chad lol"
Tangsm: Oh, so you steal his bible, and then give it to him in the future. It's a time loop.
SomebodyNowhere: he's serious
jetpixi: our Lord's statue.He made it himself.
Mister_BlueSky: He's a rapper. Check out his Soundcloud.
underhill33: He got the Jesus drip
DanielleWasDelayed: dramatic irony
jetpixi: the skirt
JonnyGlitched: I took LSD about 3 months ago and it changed my life. I didn't hallucinate, I just sat and thought about my life and trauma
jetpixi: That's Cool, Man
FofoATL: The shotgun
Mashamino: "Also, why are you carrying that pipe shotgun? That seems maybe a little weird."
Tripleyew: This narrative. Did someone pull out the video game choice tree and story they created as a 12 year old, thinking “yeah, this’ll make an overwhelmingly popular game!”?
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched My dad said he had the same experience. It brought him so much clarity.
DeMeched: Father with the sick chain flexing on the patrons
Wicker_Guide: o_O
SomebodyNowhere: this is weird
sydnius: moldy fridge? nothx
Rootpotato: i tabbed away, is the girl still in jail
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how batteries work!
munocard: Her walk animation is so weirdly hoppy
corefluxx: How did no one notice a blood mold in the freezer for that many years?
Gildan_Bladeborn: They definitely don't discharge over time!
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon it really should be legalized for therapeutic purposes.
InquisitorGaia: why does nobody notice these things and go lets toss these out
nkcola: It's that episode of Cowboy Bebop
Tangsm: You could just burn this place down in the past, and then jump to future where you never have to go here.
jetpixi: Fuck. Now I have Awesome God stuck in my head...
SomebodyNowhere: so when are they gonna deposit a dollar in a bank account so they can withdraw a ton of money later
Scy_Anide: It's a communal freezer. No one is cleaning it and it would be rude to touch someone else's "lunch".
Pharmacistjudge: i need a young priest and an old priest...that actually the same priest because of time travel.
jetpixi: Left, left, right, left
Gildan_Bladeborn: Tragedy of the commons.
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched I do deep dives when I'm on THC because I shift to a depth-first process. It's fascinating, but I lose the insights pretty fast LUL
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon Turns out I had Bipolar hiding under my may years of trauma so THAT was fun about 2 weeks later (not)
pvtjoker3: whaen you go for the blood mold you find ambrosha salad from many pot lucks ago
munocard: Ben reigns over the nuggies
Nefarious_Ned: @JonnyGlitched There's finally research going into it in places where it's been decriminalized. I hope the ball keeps rolling in the right direction.
nkcola: our spoop is an awesome spoop
MrsLlante: omg that song... so many bad memories
tr3ewitch88: quick pickle something... It'll be ready for you later
munocard: They come from inside him
Tangsm: You could have at least taken the knight's longsword.
BrindleBoar: I hear the priest drops a sweet katana.
SomebodyNowhere: these camera angles
jetpixi: @tr3ewitch88 get a cucumber!
Gildan_Bladeborn: How do we walk through a projector screen hooked up to a VHS player and wind up in the past? These are questions.
jetpixi: you mean Alt F4
CaptainSpam: Those are indeed questions.
sydnius: hadouken
Wicker_Guide: Try "chinese War Sword"
Juliamon: Damn I could go for some pickled carrots now
JonnyGlitched: @KeytarCat I tend to have a pretty good memory, even in the hight of mania
tr3ewitch88: @jetpixi FootGoal
DeMeched: From the spike realm of course
BusTed: Better be fast.
SomebodyNowhere: ew
SirenSongSeas: RIP no Karate sword
SquareDotCube: international object
MegaDosX: Gotta go fast
Mashamino: then you've got all that melted blood in your pocket, ew
frank_the_great: But is there a gravity gun?
Lithobraker: I don't trust this game not to make it a timed mechanic
amythist: I mean they did do that in metal gear solid back on the PSX
MegaDosX: Are you Googling karate sword?
DanielleWasDelayed: @Mashamino I thought Melty Blood was pretty popular OpieOP
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched I often text the conclusion to a friend so I can back solve it when I sober up, but a lot of stuff goes to "Capitalism is awful", so I don't have to work very hard
MegaDosX: Doesn't karate basically translate as "empty hand"? Like it's meant to just be hand to hand?
Gildan_Bladeborn: If your blood goes all melty, consult your doctor.
jetpixi: The Father. In the library. With the car battery.
SomebodyNowhere: dont copy that floppy
nkcola: Don't copy that Floppy
Pharmacistjudge: is it bad when you said "karate sword" i assume you meant Kendo sword?
jetpixi: is the thing slid over?
JonnyGlitched: @KeytarCat yeah I've found what I've thought was insightful when stoned seems less so when I'm sober
DanielleWasDelayed: peener
itomeshi: Don't Copy That Floppy!
sydnius: format a:
JonnyGlitched: dickbutt
SomebodyNowhere: save martha
GhostValv: D:
nkcola: MARTHAAAAAA
Gildan_Bladeborn: Martha?! Why did you say that name!?
DanielleWasDelayed: why did you type that name?!?!
MegaDosX: Why did you say that name?!?
frank_the_great: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
munocard: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
JonnyGlitched: I don't get the refrence
MegaDosX: That's five of us with the same joke at about the same time, way to go chat
Wicker_Guide: #SureWhyNot
Diabore: im partial to aquaman (minus the female lead)
Easilycrazyhat: what about my Dad?
NotCainNorAbel: no, use it as a password unlock
jjcard: Birds of Prey is the best
Masslost: wait all i can think if is archer
Pharmacistjudge: please do not post your mother's maiden name in chat
jetpixi: hey Ben. What's your mom's name?
SomebodyNowhere: wat
DanielleWasDelayed: @JonnyGlitched It's an infamous scene from Batman V Superman, as well as the name of the twins' mother in this game iirc?
MegaDosX: Oh come on
Tiber727: How did you know my secret identity?
jetpixi: LUL
JonnyGlitched: AAHHAHAHAHAH
Nigouki: oh fuck off game
Mister_BlueSky: Do you gotta flip the thing?
eric_christian_berg: You need to do the tab thing.
Tangsm: Flip the little tab.
jetpixi: slide the thing?!
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp
MegaDosX: Examine the disk, flip the thing to writeable
Wicker_Guide: That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage
CaptainSpam: Game, you son of a...
SomebodyNowhere: wow
SomebodyNowhere: no way
JonnyGlitched: nope
MegaDosX: GAME PLEASE
Lionhardt544: GAMEPLAYYYYY
JonnyGlitched: top button
Mashamino: coxStare
CaptainSpam: That's not the copy protection.
Juliamon: THAT'S NOT...
corefluxx: nope
Shadwhawk: Put a little piece of tape over the write-protect tab
jetpixi: I KNEW IT
eric_christian_berg: Upper right.
BusTed: did you fix the copy protection
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InquisitorGaia: wow
ButButTheJesus: that's not
hurricanealpaca: wow
CaptainSpam: That wasn't it.
Wicker_Guide: wow. I'm surprised the devs knew that
amythist: that wasn't the copy protection thing
JonnyGlitched: oh this is embarrasing
destinydraw01: well theres a highlight lol.
Juliamon: I'm gonna be mad if that works
corefluxx: the corner tab
eric_christian_berg: It was not.
TheMerricat: you didn't unwrite protect it and write protecting is the little tab at the top of it
Tangsm: It's the tab at the bottom.
amythist: one of the corner tabs
pvtjoker3: no its the switch inthe corrner of the disk is the write protect
MegaDosX: That's not how you actually mark a floppy as writeable
JonnyGlitched: another highlight clip?
MegaDosX: There's a switch on the disk
MegaDosX: That one
FofoATL: U didn’t get it
JonnyGlitched: NEVER BLOW ON THAT BIT
Vyous: How would anyone born in the 2000s solve this puzzle?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The front thing auto-retracts when you insert it.
CaptainSpam: Um... but there's no hole on the other side of that tab. What the hell.
eric_christian_berg: Yay, busy work!
Wicker_Guide: So, chat, I'm guessing the oddities of the MC's walk cycle were discussed to death last stream?
ButterBall000: This was made to attack the young people
SomebodyNowhere: what kind of shenanigans is this game trying to pull
AbnormAnomaly: Wow, so no one born after 1993 can play this game.
jetpixi: oh yeah all right
Pharmacistjudge: we gonna celebrate
ButButTheJesus: that part keeps you from scratching the disk
sydnius: touch the media
munocard: lol, they actually expect you to know how to make a writeable floppy?!
SomebodyNowhere: save martha
jetpixi: Mary, did you know?
Pharmacistjudge: Oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing
nkcola: spoop disk
corefluxx: WAIT! MY TERM PAPER!!!!
eric_christian_berg: The Lie-brary.
pvtjoker3: put the write protect back on lol
CaptainSpam: There was no hole under that tab to make it write-protected to begin with!
GhostValv: the librotech
MegaDosX: God that whole sequence with the floppy disk has me unreasonably mad
jjcard: bibliotheca!
Spacecarl: That's pretty indicative of the target audience of this game. having to know the switch on the floppy.
amythist: so who else is of age that 1/2 their floppy discs where from AOL?
jetpixi: No. Live dangeroudly.
jetpixi: dangerously, ebven
jetpixi: EVEN
Wicker_Guide: live Deliciously
DeMeched: @jetpixi LUL LUL LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: My floppy disks were mostly "The Island of Doctor Brain".
MegaDosX: @jetpixi Could be worse. I managed to properly spell Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar earlier but misspell the word "card" in the same sentence.
TheMerricat: no lie I used to buy bulk floppy disks for my Atari ST you could get them in boxes of a hundred for about $0.10 a piece
jetpixi: i can't type
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: back in high school, each student got a single floppy disk that was supposed to for all of our schoolwork
jetpixi: @MegaDosX LUL
MegaDosX: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Wow, one whole floppy disk, huh?
pvtjoker3: nerds around the world clutch their pocket protectors at not reapplying write protect...scarry game
Jim02762: @jetpixi blame the keyboard
DeMeched: @jetpixi Made me unreasonably happy to watch that unfold
Nefarious_Ned: Anyone remember when floppy disks were still floppy?
CaptainSpam: Look, 1.44MB was a hefty amount back then...
corefluxx: 1.44MB for the year
JonnyGlitched: But you're a baby Ben
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @MegaDosX yep, mine was red!
Gildan_Bladeborn: I had an 8mb flash stick in college.
Calaban161: !next
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jetpixi: LUL @DeMeched
Gildan_Bladeborn: 8 whole MB.
Phailhammer: My year got USB drives at one point.
Xenguin47: Computers: the Devil's Breadbox!
NimrodXIV: I remember using a digital camera in High school that used a floppy as storage :D
eric_christian_berg: My school had one Apple II+ in the library. That was it for computers.
corefluxx: Now Floppy disks are a fringin' fortune
ButterBall000: I remember putting one whole mp3 on a floppy
jetpixi: Where he's from, there are no rules
saucemaster5000: we had a "computer lab" which was mostly for playing "operation neptune"
DeMeched: wait so we overwrote commander keen? what else are we going to play on our lunch breaks at the office?
YeetTheRich_: grave?
Pteraspidomorphi: He's dead?????
Wicker_Guide: to be fair, computers are blocks of liquefied dino-trees with bits of stone inside them that do math problems by heating up the rocks and shooting lightning through them
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not our shareware copies of Commander Keen!
novacat13: Inside?
ButButTheJesus: @corefluxx really? i might still have a few...
Wicker_Guide: they are kind of unbelievable
InquisitorGaia: grab the floppy
MegaDosX: You'd know that if you played Let's Nope backwards
jetpixi: but...i just saw him this morning lrrSPOOP
ButterBall000: James isn't dead, he just has a grave that lies in.
JonnyGlitched: Adam just wears his skin when necessary
Prop_PT: JaMeS nEvEr ExIsTeD
Shigamori: weekend at bernie's? more like workout with bernie!
KWardJenx: That James update REALLY screws up my LRR deadpool.
Nefarious_Ned: @JonnyGlitched We all wear our skin when necessary. It's ALWAYS necessary.
eric_christian_berg: Your blood is gonna melt by next week.
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DanielleWasDelayed: pogchamp
Prop_PT: FBtouchdown
sydnius: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP
jetpixi: PogChamp
InquisitorGaia: whelp never gonna find the floppy ever again
strebenherz: Pooog
MegaDosX: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
JonnyGlitched: Gee Gee. Thanks for the show Adam and Ben! Thanks for the company chat!
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP
ladylinzington: FBtouchdown
Juliamon: Pog Champ
pvtjoker3: crokeZone crokeZone crokeZone crokeZone crokeZone crokeZone crokeZone crokeBait
strebenherz: The skeletal hand daintily holding the floppy disk killed me
corefluxx: @ButButTheJesus Ya, I mean they went from expensive to cheap, back to expensive.
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll probably get Poggifer.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Somehow.
Kaktus021: Sorry Ben, the poggers emote won't fit on a floppy disk
SomebodyNowhere: imagine someone winning scrabble with poggers
Wicker_Guide: oh god it will absolutely happen :(
itomeshi: When I close on my house on the 14th, I will say Poggers to help normalize it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: language. it evolves for some reason
munocard: Did you see that english teacher write up a kid's paper and said "Poggers isn't a word".
DeMeched: Idea for a LRRLive: a battle royal where you guys have a deadpool of the players :D
tr3ewitch88: aww Ben's brother never called back
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "poggers is not academic language"
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
DeMeched: @tr3ewitch88 WAIT A MINUTE! Yeah! we need answers from the sock goblin!
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for the Spoop boys!
tr3ewitch88: I know!
jetpixi: Wait your brother!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
GhostValv: more sekiro :O
Mister_BlueSky: Deus Ex? Very poggers.
Lionhardt544: oh rip I closed stream to switch to my phone and missed the end lol
Wicker_Guide: Oh is Ben going to go kill #OldMan and #NiceLady?
DanielleWasDelayed: Drafting in a straud? What kind of place is that? SeriousSloth
MegaDosX: Ben we didn't hear from your brother
tr3ewitch88: @demeched oh well we will never know.
jetpixi: good yawn
eric_christian_berg: What about C++bats?
Wicker_Guide: wulfie?
Lionhardt544: What an absolute MONSTER
Mister_BlueSky: Also feetastic.
DeMeched: @tr3ewitch88 Lost to the sands of time, much like the socks
tr3ewitch88: THANKS FOR THE STREAM BEN AND ADAM! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
jetpixi: heck yeah fishin!
GhostValv: D:
Lionhardt544: BibleThump
Makrosian_Tae: BOOO
MegaDosX: Yeah it sounds like some high school bullshit
Mashamino: D:
DeMeched: NotLikeThis
Wicker_Guide: o_O
brokedownhilldrifter: those jerks! don't make Ben feel shitty!
frank_the_great: lrrAWW
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
itomeshi: It's dodgeball in gym class all over again!
Makrosian_Tae: BOO-URNS
strebenherz: That's not your fault Ben.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: That is an awful way to do WvW lol
Wicker_Guide: that is very strange and sounds like a bad holdover from when it might have been fixed raids?
jetpixi: Marauders woo
tr3ewitch88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
jjcard: dodgeball, the one time I had fun in PE
niccus: that's what you get when you have stakes
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you!
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
pontiuspilates69: bye
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeee
strebenherz: You have a great night Let's Nope guys!
Gulleko: lrrSHINE
ButButTheJesus: byeeeee
Wicker_Guide: baiii
codatski: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (1:01 from now).
Phailhammer: cya :)
Wicker_Guide: Next, drunk-Jensen saves Christmas. Or something
Juliamon: I missed the first episode so this'll be interesting
DeM0nFiRe: Ah I didnt evfen notice that because the schedule site only shows certain times of day heh
Wicker_Guide: Graham got back into drunk-Jensen character faaast gabyLul
Earthenone: if you have a really strong memory you might remember a lot of episode 1's content from running start
DeM0nFiRe: Unfortunately I gotta go to bed early today so I will miss it :(
codatski: Juliamon it was delightful, Graham had a drunk voice he used for a better part of the stream
Wicker_Guide: well, sleep is still to be commended @DeM0nFiRe so Mab-speed
Wicker_Guide: @DeM0nFiRe may you be carted to your destination by a carriage pulled by rabbits and thistle
Nigouki: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: AAAH
Sogheim: dangit!
ladylinzington: :D
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Mister_BlueSky: Ah!
Mister_BlueSky: Oh no!
kireawolf: NOOO
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP o/ lrrHEART lrrBEN
josh___something: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
DeM0nFiRe: @Wicker_Guide I think there are animal protection laws saying rabbits can't pull subway trains
kireawolf: Ben you can't do that
DeM0nFiRe: I actuallyu have to get uip early go to stand in line to hopefully renew my ID but I may not even be able to because I cant get an appointment :/
KeytarCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (50m from now).