Invitare: stop giving them ideas
Invitare: we do not need such decadence
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pretty sure there are vending machines with vending machine toys
PotatoWraiths: press the button and get bodied with another, smaller vending machine
Brozard: For some reason I read "vending" as "wrestling," so now we need Japanese wrestling machines
Invitare: now that definitely exists
Invitare: it's just Robot Wars
Dothewhatnow: @Brozard isnt that just chuck e cheese
PotatoWraiths: @Brozard that's just Tiger Mask
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just deposit your money and get german suplexed
paronomasiac042: hey chat! we hype?
Pal_Friendpatine: julija1Hype
Metric_Furlong: so hyped we're paying for german suplexes, apparently
Pal_Friendpatine: wattsHYPU
Dothewhatnow: @Ba_Dum_Tish "I would like one roundhouse kick to the face *slides in dollar*" *machine just falls on you and gets back up*
PotatoWraiths: @Ba_Dum_Tish RKO out of nowhere? Not anymore! Get RKO at the press of a button!
Foxmar320: But I liked the surprise
PotatoWraiths: I never said which button
Foxmar320: It's clearly the big red one that says "RKO"
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrGARBO julija1Hype
paronomasiac042: Does it have to be a /german/ suplex? I much prefer facing my opponents
Dothewhatnow: any spinners? moon2SPIN
Metric_Furlong: Foxmar320 you'd think, but pressing that one actually just gets you some sort of sidewalk slam
Foxmar320: The professional kind of discount Sidewalkslam?
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Foxmar320: or*
matthaus_c: aw yeah garbage day
djalternative: hola chat
Metric_Furlong: garbage day
Metric_Furlong: hello djalternative
PotatoWraiths: grbg dy
PotatoWraiths: everything is cooler without vowels
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: The ol' raspberry!
paronomasiac042: vrythng s clr wtht vwls
matthaus_c: !advice
LRRbot: Don't cronch the chunks.
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Dothewhatnow: @Foxmar320 If you put a large amount of distance between you and someone, do you become Foxfar dizzyThink
devil_dan subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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matthaus_c: foxnear... foxfar... wherever foxmar
Metric_Furlong: hey, come on chat, at this right you'll drive them to drink
Foxmar320: Hmmmm
Metric_Furlong: down at the foxbar
PotatoWraiths: don't drink n drive
JoTyler: i wanna take you to the fox bar
Foxmar320: I don't currently drink but...
Metric_Furlong: PotatoWraiths yes, they need to star away from the foxcar
paronomasiac042: Don't drink and drive, you'll spill your beer. Drink /then/ drive.
Metric_Furlong: *stay away
kusinohki: can I drink and putt?
Brozard: Go nuts
Dothewhatnow: If you go golfing try and get a foxpar
matthaus_c: putt putt can't drink!
Foxmar320: Oh yeah please stay away from the Foxcar, the gearshift is held together with a ziptie
paronomasiac042: I'm pretty sure the only thing holding my shit car together is the rust and mildew
djalternative: Question: Am I the only one that's hoping for another stream from Adam like the putt putt one? I'm on Pajama Sam
Dothewhatnow: I had a car like that, held together with JB Weld, duct tape and a whole lotta hope
Foxmar320: Rust and mildew gave up on mine. Im using glue and duct tape for most of it.
kusinohki: load bearing mildew is the worst
LordShadner: could you fix it with some foxtar?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Thanks to lockdown I pretty much start my car only to make sure it doesn't break down now.
NewtyNewts: @djalternative That'd be amazing, but what are the chances after James' comments after... nah, he'd totally do it
paronomasiac042: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (17s ago).
paronomasiac042: dammit, 17s late.
Metric_Furlong: !panic
NewtyNewts: Whoops
Dothewhatnow: @kusinohki load bearing mildew is a great band name
Ba_Dum_Tish: Garbage is currently loading
NewtyNewts: Blood Earing Mildew, not so much.
Pal_Friendpatine: I’ve honestly been wanting another Ian Shenmue stream. It was a great way to chill
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam literally wanted to play Putt Putt last bonus stream and was only stopped by technical difficulties
Foxmar320: Garbage Day takes a while to load and sometimes crashes
Brozard: The garbage is here, we just have to wait for the smell to reach our noses
paronomasiac042: "Load bearing mildew" is my Puddle of Filth cover band
Solipsody: @paronomasiac042 Puddle of Mudd and Cradle of Filth joined forces?
Garfman314: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are ready to go. Garbage Day Returns!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
paronomasiac042: @Solipsody I can't be expected to know what the hell I'm talking about
matthaus_c: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
NewtyNewts: Wow, LRRbot, way to show off. /s
Brozard: !last
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I can only see the present
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Brozard: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Styxseus: \o/
matthaus_c: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: Let's Garbage!
Metric_Furlong: lrrDOTS lrrGARBO lrrARROW
djalternative: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Dothewhatnow: moon2SPIN moon2SPIN moon2SPIN
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrSIG Light the garbage fire lrrSIG
Styxseus: It (soon) begins!
TehAmelie: i got here just in time :o
Lauchmin13: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
paronomasiac042: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrGARBO
Drasvin: Signal get! nakateGet
Styxseus: @TehAmelie Same! :D
CastleOtranto: Hello chat friends!
Lauchmin13: lrrSIG lrrPAUL lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrSIG
devil_dan: We have signal. Main screen turn on!
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DahudLefthanded: 40 seems like a lot so I guess that's neat
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felipe_modesto: you had me at trash
Tarnagona: I actually get to see Garbage Day live!
Foxmar320: Garbage Day!
jonnykefka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months, currently on a 98 month streak!
jonnykefka: Time for some GARBAGE DAY
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Mudd_II: Garbage day?
steelfox13: Garbage Day!
lirazel64 is here for hot garbage!
SalmirAeon: Trash Day
devil_dan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
Dumori: Ah yes Garbage day! I remembered this cause I had to put my bins out this morning
gralamin: garbage time!
ameliette: first new garbage day ive been able to catch live!
Metric_Furlong: hot garbage in your area
Mcgwee: my first live W+P!
Metric_Furlong: Mcgwee welcome
Seele01SoundOnly: Trash games for the trash god!
NewtyNewts: Find Piles of Garbage near you!
Foxmar320: Oh that tweet
Sarcastic_comma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
Sarcastic_comma: Wow that’s a many months
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Gophersaurus: subbing for those good good trash tiems
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gralamin: Oh yes need to reset my password after this stream, when I am on my main computer
steelfox13: uhhhh... Trash me daddy?
johnalogue: Forgot it was garbage day!!
JoeKim: i'm just excited to see Graham and Alex
TheDangerWaffle: Beep boop all the way down the trash chute!
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LordShadner: woo live garbage! lrrAWESOME
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Mcgwee: I woke up to that at like 5am but I did it!
TheM8: everyone remember to change your password there was a dataleak of twitch today!
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matthaus_c: that is a GOOD tweet
lirazel64: my FAVE music.
SalmirAeon: Seriously, it was bin day today. Black Green and Blue bins
ugh_sunlight: wait garbage day, garbage day!!!
Dothewhatnow: nyannHypers
NewtyNewts: In relation to the earlier talk: Load Bearing Mildew anagrams to Admirable Doweling
Drasvin: lrrGARBO
Orgmastron: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
HalvariChan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
HalvariChan: Oh lord I'm closing in on three years and I haven't even noticed until now
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Rytel: 65 WUBS
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littlepuppyjace: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Tom_Bruise: Please tell me Alex didn't ingest the can
Anubis169: is everybody ready for GARBAGE DAY!?
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BreeSquare: Woooo, sub TRAIN
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matthaus_c: Alex ingested the can
Foxmar320: The can is fine im sure
SalmirAeon: You can't tell what not to do
DwarfMage328 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
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CmdrMadMoe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
CmdrMadMoe: Dang, that's a long time! lrrSPOOP
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Foxmar320: Anubis169 Im never ready and always ready at the same time
fubargames: Hi stream! Hype!!
Tarnagona: I forgot to cancel my Prime subscription, so I'mma join the sub train.
LeeshaJoy: oh sweet I got here just in time
matthaus_c: quantum ready
DEATHlikescats: I thought this wasn't happening but am pleasantly surprised!!
Tom_Bruise: Someone get medical professionals over to the moonbase, an ingested can has to be removed
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is that not how canned food is consumed?
kusinohki: wub wub
Anubis169: muted?
SconeforgeMystic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
SconeforgeMystic: Garbage Day!
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KitteyWolf: i'm glad we're still just loading in because twitch just gave me 2 long ads in a row
Metric_Furlong: wubs, etc
NewtyNewts: I thought that was a lyric at first. Maybe not?
djalternative: Who's excited to see Alex eat a can of coffee?
Anubis169: wub wub wub wub
littlepuppyjace: that is definetly how canned products are consumed
offbeatwitch: i gotta chat more again to get my gift sub back :>
Drasvin: wub wub
Mangledpixel: NewtyNewts it is
Tom_Bruise: I am not excited to see Alex eat a can of coffee, for cans are not supposed to be eaten
TheM8: i got adds but I'm subscribed?
DeM0nFiRe: 🏜️ 🚌
TheM8: wtf
TehAmelie: wait how do you eat coffee?
matthaus_c: Alex is coming for Tommy Lee Jones' coffee boss title
MAPBoardgames: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for . An explanation video can be found here: . More information can be found at and
NewtyNewts: @Mangledpixel I'm now aware having heard more similar-sounding lyrics
Roscoe_DarkHorse: lrrDOTS lrrARROW lrrARROWS Lets GO!
Brozard: Freeze it
Brozard: or eat the beans
Foxmar320: TheM8 ive had that happen before.
ElissenRedux subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
ElissenRedux: Ga ga ga gaaaarrrbage daaaaay
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103 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Wolfstrike_NL: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 12 Nov 10:00 AM PST (36d, 20:51 from now)
Gabriel_Mobius subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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matthaus_c: welcome brew crew!
tidehollowcat: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TemporallyAwry: Torn between wanting the song to finish, and wanting the show to start lrrSHINE
Brozard: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Foxmar320: That Graham beard
joallthedogs: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Metric_Furlong: welcome Brew Crew
BrookJustBones: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
ExachixKitsune: sergeFriend sergeFriend sergeFriend
djalternative: @matthaus_c if you've just resubbed, twitch likes to have it both ways
OrkaOrkinus: sergeHeart sergeHeart
steelfox13: We're heeeree!
littlepuppyjace: lrrGARB lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGARBO
DEATHlikescats: lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX
MagisterMystax: WATCH&PLAY
Orgmastron: Hello Brew Crew!
Anubis169: eyoooooooo
Foxmar320: Ehhhhh
TehAmelie: i've been eating coffee wrong all this time
kinslayer6788: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
Ba_Dum_Tish: From lovely coffee to luke warm garbage
Metric_Furlong: yes, do that
Styxseus: It begins!
trashyopossum: passwords
arcaneIllumination: Already did this morning
Foxmar320: Change all the passwords
aster_iskh: garbage day?!
34Witches: already did :)
BusTed: tqsShrug
thraximore: uh oh, stinky wheelerMonkey
ANeMzero: time to watch em' play
Ravynn: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
ExachixKitsune: Uh oooohhh
lirazel64: Did it!
DEATHlikescats: haxors
NewtyNewts: Dun Did It Earlier
TehAmelie: hello computer friends!
SnackPak_: twitch had a oopsie fuckie boingo
felipe_modesto: which pasword?
Anubis169: What're you talking about Alex? It's been a TREMENDOUS year for data security on Twitch.
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Tom_Bruise: And don't forget to enable 2FA if you haven't already
Drasvin: Already changed my password
corpocracy: sergePeek
DiscordianTokkan: Pixar Mom of a leak
TemporallyAwry: Also potentially reset your 2FA if you had that set up.
Pal_Friendpatine: Changed and had to sign in everywhere again
Foxmar320: So moist
Brozard: Change your password, enable 2FA, reset your stream key, and monitor any linked payment methods
MikoKisai: a big ol' woopsie doodle
ElissenRedux: And enable 2fA while you're at it
FarronTheRed: Yep, that's right LRR! We know all about those fat stacks you are getting from Twitch now ;-)
Mudd_II: trash games with decidedly not trash people
ANeMzero: Good think I'm wearing floodpants, everything is coming up millhouse
R_Craddz: anyone else getting jerky video?
eric_christian_berg: Done and done!
TheM8: 128gb of leaks
ButterBall000: Gotta love how it's never "if" there's a leak but "when"
lirazel64: They make special pants for that.
Tandtroll_OG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Tandtroll_OG: Help! Twitch has seepage!
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TheThromborax: it's like if internet security took a shit
Drasvin: Should get some plumbers to investigate these leaks
Anubis169: Welcome raiders <3
Astra7525: I hate that 2FA STILL requires you to give Twitch/Amazon your mobile phone number :(
TheM8: their whole source code
SpacePotato01: Are we going to call the Twitch leak the 'twi'lek' ?
MAPBoardgames: Was this leak since last night?
tenthtechpriest: booleans you say
MrUglama: get ready for the twitch hunger games, your starting position is 349
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: Ah, Garbage Day. Most excellent.
ExachixKitsune: wooow
Anubis169: wooooooooow
Brozard: Alex has displayed an infinite loop
Inglonias: @MrUglama ...really?
paronomasiac042: Harvey & Sheila?
PigmyWurm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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ravage2002: Live nice!
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arcaneIllumination: I enjoy that joke.
Aarek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
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AgentRaz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 55 months!
AgentRaz: Time for LOOK & GAME !
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fubargames: I just changed my Twitch password, and (at least in Swedish) the message shown if your new password contains forbidden characters you get the error message "Passowrd strength too low" no matter how long your passowrd is.
eric_christian_berg: Got that on a t-shirt.
Suffix: Gorbage Day?
NewtyNewts: Don't forget 'and those who know Ternary!'
Suffix: I'm in!
Foxmar320: So much crust
kusinohki: joke works better written then spoken
Science_and_Magic: And those who knew this was a ternary joke
Jadenim subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
Jadenim: I got a badge! Do I need a badge?
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BusTed: WutFace
Foxmar320: Moist and crusty
matthaus_c: the load bearing mildew
kdefinition: you wanna take that again?
Dothewhatnow: the crust of the internet definitely has load bearing mildew
Alyssa_Swift: There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3
Rytel: I prefer "There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"
LordZarano: Every base is base 10
MAPBoardgames: My spoon is too big!
ElissenRedux: Regular crusty games
NewtyNewts: @Science_and_Magic Jinx!
fubargames: (And yes, I did just give Twitch an error report saying that)
eric_christian_berg: The Subocean of Horror.
Pinwiz11: So it's the last Taskmaster?
DiscordianTokkan: Mmmm, game custard
ExachixKitsune: Thanks I hate it!
nweasel: This sounds like the intro of Colber's Meanwhile.
littlepuppyjace: @matthaus_c structural mildew
Styxseus: Mm, crusty. But ALSO jiggly!
Anubis169: the cream of gaming today... plus one or two old yoghurts...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Expired custard
arcaneIllumination: When did this become a “Meanwhile” intro?
lirazel64: Subcustard
Mudd_II: There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
matthaus_c: @littlepuppyjace tasty
Anaerin: There are 2 big problems in Computer Science: Cache Invalidation, Naming things, and off-by-one errors.
TehAmelie: creme brule custard filth? what a stew
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun what do you get when you cross an Alex with a Graham? GrahamAlex sine(theta)
Tom_Bruise: beneath the scab of Steam lies a whole bunch of infected tissue. Today, we dive into the tissue. This is Watch and Play
grgriffin3: I'm not ok with all of these metaphors!
BrokenGolem subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
BrokenGolem: yummy
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JAndersonCAD: Heck yeah catching an alex live!!!!!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: garbage day!!
steelfox13: The pudding skin on a dump puddle
eric_christian_berg: Ichor!
bi0buster: Oh! Jam!
offbeatwitch: you can come up with infinite words for weird liquids
matthaus_c: so it rains cust in evil dead
SpicyNapalm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
SpicyNapalm: insert clever joke here. love y'all keep up the great work!
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offbeatwitch: squooze. scrunge. schmooze
TehAmelie: it held the record for most fake blood used for so many years
TheRealSgtCrispy: Yes! Thank you!
echo__aj: This is the discussion you want when you’re eating breakfast…
roadhog123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
roadhog123: So many months!
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Anaerin: "Can you, though?"
constablecrab: Maybe they never saw Meet the Feebles
eric_christian_berg: But not quite six.
Brozard: I mean, Frighteners looks great
delta__vee: he can do it so many times
Anubis169: If my girlfriend thinks i'm obsessed with programming, she's dead wrong...... Endif
ArgentumFlare: But not 6
steelfox13: I had Nightmares about the Monkeyrat thing in the beginning of Dead Alive
ANeMzero: He could do it three times and literally no more
Tom_Bruise: turns out he could! But then he had to make three Hobbit movies instead of, like, 1, 2 tops
Styxseus: For a moment there, I thought you where talking about the fighting game Dead or Alive being full of goop, and I was just like "Really? No wait, that makes sense."
Ubiki subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Angnor33: And he did it exactly three times. Sadly they never made the Hobbit. Would have been nice.
hmfons: SirUwU SirPrise SirSad SirMad SirSword SirShield
Thehalken: They did think he was another Peter Jackson
NewtyNewts: Uh oh indeed
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Foxmar320: Good start
MikoKisai: appropriately *made* in Unity
MAPBoardgames: I'm ready!
Foxmar320: GUN
Brozard: G U N
Anaerin: Call of Unity, in Unity.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh noooo
GhostValv: good start
kristian_fischer: GOOD. START.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: this feels like a good spoof, I hope
TehAmelie: if you hear the call of unity, the game engine, please resist
Mangledpixel: GUN
littlepuppyjace: GUN
TheGreatDeox: call of the asset store
MagicalAttackGecko: GUN
Rytel: You get ONE GUN
evilspoons983: 0 to gun
thraximore: b u l l a t
Fanklok: Cool 3D printed gun
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is what it says on the tin
Too_Many_Knives: It's a nice gun mesh
offbeatwitch: ah, gun
MagisterMystax: I saw an excellent Hobbit fan-edit that cut the three movies into a single 4 hour movie without all the added B-plots. Turns out there's a real good movie hidden in there
Metric_Furlong: guntextered
Styxseus: We've been called.
MrTheWalrus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months, currently on a 52 month streak!
MrTheWalrus: And now for some bad games.
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NewtyNewts: So, there have been 822 players before you?
steelfox13: Welcome to GUN
Foxmar320: Hello GUN
kusinohki: that gun looks like it was 3d printed
jordorowsky: chunderfrump!
Inglonias: I thought that username said "gunstab233" for a second.
Drasvin: GUN
Crad0k: @Tom_Bruise i have never believed that was his decision
bi0buster: Who needs textures when you have ~~materials~~ - Developer, probably.
Inglonias: Which is...
Brozard: Don't let this gun slip out of your hands from recoil
Foxmar320: Oh gooood
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That is the dumbest direction for the lighting too
LeonisCo: Find!
Tikosh_: is that a single material 3d print of a gun?
EdoardoZone: GUN, the game
Caffeinated__Lemur: is this game for cardiac people?
Tom_Bruise: @Crad0k oh probably not, but it's what happened
Anubis169: are there any players
Inglonias: i don't think this is real game.
NewtyNewts: Welcome, guest(823) (now known as guns'mn)
evilspoons983: I am guessing this is an empty server
Dumori: Just spray paint your gun
Rytel: Will there be any players
Foxmar320: Bots?
Styxseus: Pfffff LUL
evilspoons983: OR MAYBE NOT lol
Tom_Bruise: Are... are these humans?
SirBiffaloEsq: MAWP
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Fanklok: Wait s this gun game?
ND_Ericson: mAWPß
Anubis169: lrrSOPOP MAHP
Brozard: gun game
Dared00: oh, it's Gun Game
Astra7525: It's gungame
BillTheCat: it's gun game
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP MAHP
Aarek: gun game?
SnackPak_: ok.
Anaerin: Gun game?
Anubis169: MAHP? lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: LinuxUx beat you
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Why does your gun sound further away than the enemies?
NewtyNewts: Are those... players? or bots?
MagisterMystax: You are died.
Foxmar320: lol
Anaerin: Literal actual gun game.
RaemonDamon: Gun Game :P
tidehollowcat: What was that?
TheThromborax: what the hell
LeonisCo: But also DEFEAT!
oh_look_a_person: I can't believe you've been defeated by linux
EdoardoZone: nice
Lode1: MAWP
constablecrab: Well that was sudden and violent
bi0buster: Gun Game is a Counter Strike mode.
littlepuppyjace: WELP! That was fast.
TehAmelie: gun game is a CS mod, i think
BillTheCat: gun game is where your gun changes when you get a kill
NewtyNewts: Gun game = get a kill, switch guns
34Witches: I look away for 1 second and wtf just happened???????
TehAmelie: oh, a mode even
Aenir798: gun game = you get a new gun after getting a kill
SpacePotato01: Gungame? I think I heard of that anime
Ravynn: Gun game is a cs game style
ggodopaste: Gun Game is a classic CS mode
kusinohki: like duck game, but gun!
Astra7525: Gungame is a Call of Duty thing. You get a new gun for every kill. You win if you make it through all guns
Anubis169: subocean already!?
RaemonDamon: Gun game is a gamemode where you need to get a kill with every gun in the game in a certain order
offbeatwitch: "according to steamdb there is nobody playing this game right now so these are undoubtedly bots" - my friend in discord
Ravynn: Every kill you make advances you on a track to the next gun style
TemporallyAwry: I would not be surprised if this was not actually online.
ItsRileyPM subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
ItsRileyPM: Just got off work and my word this is just glorious trash
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Tom_Bruise: this is just like Star Wars Battlefront, but pointless and there's no lightsabers
TheGreatDeox: That muzzle flash is *chef's kiss*
Too_Many_Knives: Three flags?
matthaus_c: CS thing even earlier
TehAmelie: i liked the Dark Souls Gun Game mod
steelfox13: This is peak performance, like it or not
SmithKurosaki: gun game is a legit thing
Foxmar320: What kind of map is this
SirBiffaloEsq: It's fucking raw
Foxmar320: I love this
MagisterMystax: Subocean!
ANeMzero: Gun Game started as a CS mod
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Traion: It was originally a CS thing
evilspoons983: sub-ocean without trying, impressive
offbeatwitch: goodbye!
grgriffin3: It's like Shipment, but awful!
Angnor33: Is that the easiest sub ocean ever?
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grgriffin3: It's Shit-ment!
FarronTheRed: Oh this is a spicy opening game, Graham.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Foxmar320: How much did this cost Graham?
TheAinMAP: sergeIntoTheSea
littlepuppyjace: pinwheeling into the subocean
constablecrab: More like superocean
Spacecarl: gotta count the seconds to subocean there
Pteraspidomorphi: So
shadowmaster132: I thought you were going to spawn and fall into the sub ocean immediately
Pteraspidomorphi: Was this free?
ItsRileyPM: The rag doll is AGGRESSIVE
TheGreatDeox: It's almost like someone made a game specifically for this show
34Witches: wow, you die fast
kristian_fischer: Oh, it aspires to sucking, but doesn't get there.
Anubis169: I clip at thee!
Foxmar320: WAT
Dumori: Wowo
MikoKisai: @Pteraspidomorphi approximately $1
TehAmelie: these are all bots, right? people aren't playing this game, right?
Tangsm: Baseball bat is my favorite gun.
Jadenim: Is it truly a sub ocean if you don’t EARN it?
Foxmar320: That was a baseball bat
Tom_Bruise: oh those guys just ran you over
Cleekru: CS thing not COD
Rynehawk: please tell me those are actual other players
Ba_Dum_Tish: Please tell me these are bots
Dromos_GHG: Speed running W&P today
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SirBiffaloEsq: Still better baked than at launch trials
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Dumori: It’s not sub if it’s in plain sight
34Witches: it's just camoflauged
Fanklok: I suspect these might not be real people you're playing with
Anubis169: manBAT Yes, there is
Violet__Violence: heyo
musty_smell: I only like the sub ocean when it’s tastefully within reach
EdoardoZone: bad bot
Nirvana___: Good afternoon everyone
HIYGamer: Do you honestly think people would willingly play this?
Crad0k: i'm pretty sure the gun progression mode was a CS thing first
34Witches: camouflaged?
grgriffin3: Artificial """""Intelligence"""""
BillTheCat: 25-14
Tom_Bruise: I can't possibly imagine there's *other* lunatics playing this rn
Rynehawk: Look at the clouds mode
Fanklok: King of the Hill
grgriffin3: I think it's Conquest?
Aenir798: I think it's "hold the flags"
TehAmelie: capture the red, blue and yellow flags to create brown
musty_smell: Not straight up delivered
ggodopaste: It's hold the most points
NewtyNewts: Run and capture 'flags'. Whatever colour.
RaemonDamon: It's Control
shadowmaster132: Okay but now there are three teams?
Foxmar320: Yessssss
Traion: These are bots, steamdb shows no players for this trash
Too_Many_Knives: I dunno but the score is 31-17 now for some reason
kimmiekoneko: you're yellow i think
Anubis169: manBAT Du hast mich!
littlepuppyjace: we tf2 now bois!
TheThromborax: six colors now
shadowmaster132: The flags keep going other colours
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matthaus_c: bonk!
johnalogue: oh, the colors are which team the flag belongs to
grgriffin3: It's the Mad Batter!
kristian_fischer: Weatherproofing!
Tangsm: Do you not have teammates? That seems not well balanced.
ND_Ericson: I know that sound effect! that's a CS 1.6 reload sound!
musty_smell: Three teams would truely be a innovation in this genre
ANeMzero: Do not parkerize your teammates
steelfox13: Not Parker!
evilspoons983: left speaker go BRRRRRR
ND_Ericson: from the usp iirc
Fanboy_of_Bolas: GARBAGE DAY
richard_ermen: It's the Wortch & Ploy ^^
matthaus_c: timer I guess
Rynehawk: you have 45 points?
ItsRileyPM: my god the bullets are too frakkin loud
Anaerin: First to capture 3 flags?
Foxmar320: Iron Banner this is not but the bots are just as bad as the average Iron Banner player
Tom_Bruise: A new breed of Super Soldier. The ultimate weapon; the one that wields all others. Meet our Parker Platoon
kristian_fischer: You're assuming there's a wincon?
johnalogue: @musty_smell Uh, Planetside?
Dothewhatnow: dizzyGun you win by GUN
MikoKisai: I think orange and light blue means it's being captured
TheThromborax: six
jonnykefka: I think it's basically Destiny's "control" but with 3 teams
EdoardoZone: this, or balan wonderworld
RaemonDamon: Yellow is not controlled by anyone
HIYGamer: Does your team need to capture all three flags?
grgriffin3: It's definitely Conquest mode, hold the flags and win points
Styxseus: There is a timer
Ba_Dum_Tish: How many colours of flag are you on my dude?
Fanklok: You stand on a flag to make it your teams color, controlling a flag scores points
Styxseus: Maybe theres points
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Anaerin: Parkourized?
shadowmaster132: I think there are only bot enemies and no friends
Tandtroll_OG: Why would anyone make this?
MAPBoardgames: How many colors of flag are you on? At least 5 or 6 my dude!
HadesLeprechaun: just. keep. shooting.
constablecrab: It's like someone put a primer coat on a bunch of Tin Woodsmen.
Foxmar320: lol
ND_Ericson: THERE. ARE. FOUR. FLAGS! - JL Picard
matthaus_c: gun god
RandomTrivia: All this place needs is a railgun :D
Aenir798: it seems like king of the hill; you stand next to flags to capture them, then gain points based on number of flags you control
ItsRileyPM: How do we WIN?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Power of god and anime
TheThromborax: gun sound gone?
SpacePotato01: that gun keeps falling
Anubis169: they aren't invisible, the draw distance is nothing
bi0buster: Do you see that gun just teleporting into the air over and over?
Inglonias: i don't think the bots understand how to shoot upwards
Knitting_Goblin: so many red flags.
TheOtherTrevor: Your arrow on minimap is yellow
circusofkirkus: there are so many colored flags
matthaus_c: I'm beginning to feel like a gun god, gun god
grgriffin3: I believe you're the blue team
djalternative: we're on blue
34Witches: who are the green people???
Fanboy_of_Bolas: the new fallguys season looks neat.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I’m currently teaching a unit on game design and…. Wow. I might use this as a counter example. What the hell is going on?!
james_missingtriggers: Ha
Seele01SoundOnly: how much was this game?
Tikosh_: we don't ask questions here, G.
Tom_Bruise: Don't worry about it, just shoot the parker pillocks with red labels
like_100_bears: "i guess u'm god now" that's a hell of a sentence to come in on
Foxmar320: goty
Gnyrinn: I assume that since your arrow is yellow, you are team yellow.
HIYGamer: I didn't even notice the cyan and oranges scores until now
planeswalkagogo: Garbage day!
like_100_bears: *i'm
Sethalidos: GARBAGE DAY!
johnalogue: the grenades were hitting the crates of course
CodeGrump: Please tell me this didn't cost money.
RandomTrivia: I take it we already tried jumping off the edge to get to the Sub Ocean?
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Anubis169: that's a strong 'nade
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Loonatic93: Darbage Gay!
34Witches: these grenades sure pack a punch!
like_100_bears: oop nope
NewtyNewts: It's a head-high chest-high wall.
chickenace11: !uptime
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Jadenim: The door probably came with the wall
Arikell: zone control game
HIYGamer: I think you're blue
DoodlestheGreat: "Fatboy Slim is fucking invisible, fucking invisible..."
johnalogue: it's timed
TehAmelie: do they mix secondary colors for when you're capturing them? that could be pretty cute in a, like, real game
TriseAlpha: Looks like zone control to me
wench_tacular: !point
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circusofkirkus: you have to wait for the bar
Aenir798: There's a progress bar
kimmiekoneko: most points at the end of the timer?
grgriffin3: It's zone control
Anaerin: First to six flags. In that you win when you exit the game and go to six flags.
Spacecarl: oh the different color might be when you are filling the bar?
lord_wertornion: you get points as long as the flag is your colour
offbeatwitch: there's a progress bar yeah
chickenace11: oh good haven't missed much Hello all
cmdrud87: Boxes floating in mid-air? Ao it's minecraft is what you're saying? Kappa #
Anubis169: a couple bucks, you were ripped off
Dared00: It's around $1
MAPBoardgames: Would you say the asset quality is inconsisant?
Vampyre_Lord: i think its timed, controlling flags gives points, most points win?
Nirvana___: Maybe the teams can capture ANY of the flags? So any team can cap any flag?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man we have 0 health
Dumori: It’s take and hold the area
BusTed: Looking forward to it.
Traion: If they didn't give you money you were ripped off
TheThromborax: we've seen it all
alikaoz: To be fair, it didn't lie about the contents
BillTheCat: yeah it seems more like territory control than ctf
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
RockPusher: 1.18 is going to be quite the change
Foxmar320: Looks like it
ggodopaste: yes
like_100_bears: maybe shoot flag?
johnalogue: @Nirvana___ it's like controlling points, not capturing a flag object and bringing it back
grgriffin3: Yes, Graham
cidalfos: Alex whistling Bubble bobble. 🤘
Anaerin: Yup, it seems that way.
RaemonDamon: Yeah basically
Aenir798: you get points for controling flags, not kills
Brozard: That makes sense
BusTed: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
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wench_tacular: praise be
FarronTheRed: My wife is so hyped for more Minecraft goodness.
NewtyNewts: Those bars are the same height.
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
LordZarano: This game is £0.79
Anubis169: I feel no sense of accomplishment
TehAmelie: oh, we were the pale blue vs orange teams
Foxmar320: Less t-baggin than Destiny
Tangsm: Wait, were the teams blue and orange?
ggodopaste: these are straight-up CoDmodes
ItsRileyPM: cyan beats orange
kristian_fischer: Victory, question mark?
wolgo: Is this the destiny prototype?
TheRealSgtCrispy: Good old Unreal Domination
littlepuppyjace: lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: HyperCrown
like_100_bears: SeemsGood
Orlantia: so this game is definitely a way to launder money or drugs, right
johnalogue: oh, first to 99
matthaus_c: minecraft gonna become THICC
frankscx: is this still Deus Ex? what happened
TheThromborax: sure
bytecaster: But was the win condition "control all points" or "get to 100" points?
Anaerin: Cheap at half the price.
Anubis169: yeah
Violet__Violence: still too much lol
Tikosh_: back to the Minecraft thought? that sounded more interesting than this game
onanimasu: yeah still deus ex this is dlc
bi0buster: Hey Alex how did you like Immersive Engineering?
Fanklok: What's that in Norweigian Kroner?
shadowmaster132: Okay but what about Norwegian Kroner
RandomTrivia: A "bob" was a shilling
ND_Ericson: in for a penny, in for the other 86 pence
Makrosian_Tae: "or something"
raulghoulia: bob's your uncle
littlepuppyjace: @orlantia almost certainly
samu_btdp1985: Bob is 5p
Nirvana___: New World looks a lot less low rez than I would have expected.
gonvillebromhead: A shilling
RandomTrivia: 20 shillings made a pound
Mangledpixel: it used to be a shilling, now it's a pound
Pteraspidomorphi: Points kept changing when you were in the menu
MAPBoardgames: 99cents? That's like $3 too expensive.
Anaerin: a "bob" was a shilling, now it's a pound.
Anubis169: you listened to round the horne!?
Anubis169: <3
ravage2002: so what was it about Minecraft?
Foxmar320: Spawn camping bots!
Tom_Bruise: A "Bob" was just the little brother you gave in exchange for two weeks of bread.
TheOtherTrevor: That sentence could have just stopped at "There is so much weird shit with UK"
ND_Ericson: Original Currency dont steal Kappa
gonvillebromhead: (12 pence to the shilling, 20 shillings to the pound)
Tiber727: A Bob is 3 Hogshead and 12 stone.
RandomTrivia: Wait, do we have a new mod? Or have I just never crossed paths with Nirvana___? sergeModLove
matthaus_c: Dark Confidant is like 16 euro, Alex :p
lady_olynder: this game is $0.99 USD
jordorowsky: they are thinking of dedecimalizing
R_Craddz: bob = shilling aka 5 new pence
Ba_Dum_Tish: about 8.50 Kroner
TalpTheScot: boy scouts still do bob a job to this day! they just dont get paid bobs anymore
Anubis169: LOL
RandomTrivia: LUL
Violet__Violence: pfffff
cmdrud87: I want a Bob per job... those things are expensive
Styxseus: Is that where "Bobs your uncle" comes from?
Nirvana___: @RandomTrivia I am only an OG mod. Basically only have the title as a formality lol
Anubis169: however, there were 240 old pence per pound
NewtyNewts: The joke I remember is from Good Omens, saying that people feared decimalization because it would make things too complicated.
Metric_Furlong: (the UK tv series, not the superhero thing, chat)
TheThromborax: the fact that the switch to decimal currency was in the 20th century is crazy
Brozard: grenade out
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Astra7525: For everyone being confused: No, not "Marvel's Avengers"
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Neat. Nice to meet you!
HIYGamer: Is it just me, or are the grenades bouncing like super balls?
BlueMechanic: I watched an episode not long ago that had Brian Blessed and Donald Sutherland
Nirvana___: You too!
TriseAlpha: That guy!
thavleifrim: maybe they'll find an ai if you keep playing
Loonatic93: Shaun Connery was amazing in that movie!
Solipsody: Wait, where did you even find the first season? Most of the episodes weren't even recorded?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Avengers movie (not the MCU one) was such a disappointment
tidehollowcat: These appear to be bouncy ball grenades.
CaptainSpam: The Avengers was... well, cheesy, let's be honest, but it was GREAT.
Foxmar320: These guns are terrble
gonvillebromhead: I have actually created a spreadsheet to do maths in Predecimalised currency
Tom_Bruise: Deef Champston and Chander Thurnston
Anaerin: The Avengers: In Colour!
grim_gnaw: test
Anubis169 huggles Nirvana___ <3
ameliette: ah, the avengers crosspollination
TriseAlpha: the Dr. Who of spy shows.
R_Craddz: New Avengers
thegitrogsquirrel: what is this game mode?
DoodlestheGreat: With Honor Blackman
Solipsody: The Diana Rigg years are the only ones you can reliably find on DVD.
Nirvana___: @Anubis169 awes! Hi Anubis!
Loonatic93: Then she was replaced with Uma Thurman!
Metric_Furlong: thegitrogsquirrel allegedly deathmatch
Wicker_Guide: to be fair, Honor Blackman also rules
kusinohki: will G&A be ashamed of me to know that my only knowledge of avengers (uk) is from the movie?
Anubis169: G, no word of a lie, John Steed is why I made an iron bar umbrella
littlepuppyjace: glad to see the mods getting along in the background
RandomTrivia: Amazing.
NewtyNewts: @thegitrogsquirrel Kill everything, while everything kills you.
Anaerin: @Loonatic93 That was the US movie adaptation. That missed most of the point.
MAPBoardgames: I think that was an actual human
Anubis169: his VA :D
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Sort of like how you missed most of the point of my joke?
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, Tara King's the character.
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TriseAlpha: Uma Thurman though.
Fanklok: There's a UK avengers movie?
Anubis169: no shame at all, but the original series is choice oldschool TV
Akaiatana: You should watch the series avengerly
3cbb: wow, ass *and* butts?
R_Craddz: UK TV Show
Anubis169: Fanklok: not related to marvel
Anaerin: @Fanklok TV series.
richard_ermen: Avengers? The Steek & Peel sort of Avengers?
kusinohki: @Fanklok it has sean connery in it
Wicker_Guide: @TriseAlpha ehh, there are many many good Uma Thurman things that are not the Avengers
richard_ermen: *Steel
Metric_Furlong: richard_ermen the same
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Most of the early Avengers episodes are lost, but have been remade as audio plays
matthaus_c: I'm a sucker for shows when they haven't figured their legs out yet
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @3cbb truly a blessed time
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is super dull
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They were on cable for a while when I was in high school. I watched them with my dad.
Violet__Violence: it sure is a game that exists
SirBiffaloEsq: All I've seen is the one with the ventriloquist Alex streamed last night and that was a lot.
littlepuppyjace: could i get a short synopsis of avengers?
Drasvin: My knowledge of the Avengers is what was discussed on From Rewatch With Love
cmdrud87: @Wicker_Guide Tarantino movies for instance
Astra7525: Can we deploy a cpatcha for them to solve?
34Witches: is there game chat?
cotillion1850: what fresh hell is this?
NewtyNewts: Maybe non-bot names?
jordorowsky: I'm enjoying the peek behind the tweed curtain
FarronTheRed: I am always fascinated tracking when shows find there footing, get good, or jump the shark.
circusofkirkus: which one of chat spent the 99c on this
Angreed66: movements
matthaus_c: maybe the game is just a shitty skin for a Wintermute project
Nirvana___: I can't hear anything else of the game over the sound of a hundred automatic weapons.
Gnyrinn: "the developers" ... Interesting use of the plural.
enfys_book: Graham - I really enjoyed the Avengers education in From Rewatch With Love. That was a great episode. :)
Anubis169: littlepuppyjace: 1960's james bond spy duo, meets futuristic ish plotlines
FarronTheRed: In the future, CAPTCHAs will require you to jump to prove you are not a robot.
Foxmar320: Ive seen players in Destiny act just like these bots so who knows
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Sorry I’m late, but I’m ready for Garbo Day!
Tom_Bruise: Sir! Sir! Stop shooting me! Sir!
Jadenim: Is that a reverse Turing test? How do you tell the difference between a bad FPS player and a bot?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TriseAlpha: It's a Unity-engine asset-flip
Nirvana___: Everybody lost
DeM0nFiRe: It's also funny because this isn't a team mode, so who are they asking for suppressing fire?
kristian_fischer: Time to suck - 5 minutes.
Styxseus: Ahhh. Immersion.
fubargames: Do you have a sniper rifle to try out?
RandomTrivia: Everybody lost, but Chat won, because of the spectacle
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ashteranic: y, pilot?
fubargames: or, well, good choice
malc: Falafel?
Reecer6: falalalalalalip
Violet__Violence: man, CoD took a weird direction this time
Tom_Bruise: falafel lips?
Too_Many_Knives: Are you having a stroke?
NewtyNewts: Falafel?
ZachtlyAsIntended: Falafel lips?
SajuukSjet: that game looks like one put together for the 'Videogame'episode on an american tv show
RandomTrivia: Am Graham have stroke?
SpacePotato01: Vlaflips?
matthaus_c: phalla-lips
TehAmelie: i liked the soundtrack that's just "when the whole crafts class get needles stuck in their sewing machines at the same time"
Fanboy_of_Bolas: fah la la la la la la la lips
LeonisCo: falafel?
Styxseus: The what now
Anubis169: fallalypse
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Tandtroll_OG: Falafel?
Tom_Bruise: oooh, fall-alypse
JoTyler: oh an apocalypse in fall?
Wicker_Guide: flawless masterpiece?
Tangsm: Is this a spinoff of fall guys?
RandomTrivia: LUL
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: "Mostly Negative"
TheGreatDeox: Death or cress
kristian_fischer: GOOD. START.
MAPBoardgames: Memorize them, you're gonna play them all!
Foxmar320: wat
Styxseus: Oh good
matthaus_c: ah, the ubisoft classic. ads before the title screen
fubargames: Gritty fall guys clone?
Violet__Violence: mkay
Solipsody: Oh... This is gonna maybe have some politics.
Anubis169: knockoff fortnite, go!
Too_Many_Knives: 0__O
onanimasu: phallic lips
Styxseus: OH
MikoKisai: I'm sorry, "log in"!?
Nirvana___: What is with pincer boy in the back?!?
RandomTrivia: Post-apocalyptic harvest festival?!
TriseAlpha: Oh hey,, another Unity asset flip
JoTyler: counting up?
SiegeFeathers: not even Fallpocalypse
Nirvana___: I need to know HIS story
Reecer6: why is it counting up
johnalogue: like...fallout apocalypse but bethesda would've for once been right in obliterating them?
eric_christian_berg: The new STALKER looks great.
HadesLeprechaun: Fallocalypse was there and they went with this
Fanklok: Oh look its a fortnight
littlepuppyjace: lrrFINE
NewtyNewts: I thought Christmas would be nice.
Styxseus: Like Fall + Apocalypse??????
Loonatic93: Are they having a Hootnanny?
Wicker_Guide: umm
Fanboy_of_Bolas: or is it fall guys?
johkmil: We have Fallout at home
bytecaster: "Login" already sounds ominous
ashteranic: not fallopcalypse. fallalypse
NimrodXIV: sure
Anaerin: Props to the breakdancing abomination on the right.
Foxmar320: I have seen some of these animations before
wench_tacular: The man in the shop said this is the one you wanted
cmdrud87: Legally disctinct Dystopia
ANeMzero: I love how the Fallalypse is increasing exponentially.
Garfman314: fall-a-lips?
HundreydAundre: It should be dubbed "Fall-Lawl-Call Lips"
ButterBall000: Major Margarete "Fallalypse" Houllihan?
BusTed: What is the counter going up?
MAPBoardgames: What's the number in the upper right counting up?
SalmirAeon: "The man in the store said this was the game you wanted"
matthaus_c: oh, is Caesar's Legion in this one?
dumpsterfire: why is there a counter?
walkeroftales: Tobias: "is that my gall I lypse, no, it's just a fallalypse?"
Anubis169: well now we know where the budget went
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: 4 kickstarter backers?
thavleifrim: fell ellipses
NimrodXIV: A Backer. singular
ZachtlyAsIntended: Thank you all 5 kickstarter backers
Tom_Bruise: oh and it's the 19th installment of Fallalypse. Shouldn't we play the other 18 first?
TheGreatDeox: Did I really just see that they made something called "Death or cress"?
evilspoons983: I really liked how they linked to the store for the game you were already playing.
Nemo_Rasa: if my only options were death or cress, I pick the edible one
Astra7525: a singular kickstarter backer?
RandomTrivia: I feel like that is the FULL list of Kickstarter backers
Dalrint: Did...did they have three kickstarter backers?
shadowmaster132: Kickstarter?
johnalogue: it's Fallout 7.6
Styxseus: LUL
TriseAlpha: It's a Pumpkin Spice scented apocalypse.
Ba_Dum_Tish: This seems bad
Nirvana___: Login is clearly still in alpha
Metric_Furlong: "mostly negative" you say
dslucia: you cannot play ye video game
johkmil: There are four Kickstarter backers?
Fanklok: How did they trick people into giving them money begfore it got made
jessieimproved: "cool explosions"
Mangledpixel: there was a number counting up
SiegeFeathers: Autumnalypse
Cleekru: "Traditional" language
MyBuddySuperfly: what's with the counter beside game title?
HadesLeprechaun: there was a number counting up next to the title
matthaus_c: short lived game
bytecaster: You don't have to make a game, if you don't allow the player to "log in"
Solipsody: Best game so far!
timetwister7: cool game
Violet__Violence: "mostly negative" i'm stunned
Fanboy_of_Bolas: cool technology
ANeMzero: Oh good a scam
johnalogue: "cool explosions"
Pteraspidomorphi: Blocked in the firewall?
TehAmelie: maybe you have to read the credits first
JoTyler: is the counter a % loaded??
shadowmaster132: Why do I think Kickstarter means Indiegogo
Tangsm: Maybe you can't play it in English.
HavenJunde: what language is "traditional?"
Foxmar320: What is the timer for?
sarsum33: the number is going up?
Too_Many_Knives: ✓ Quality
thegitrogsquirrel: i like this one
bi0buster: So there's a Fallalypse "disconnected" is that the offline version as a SEPERATE GAME?
malc: jlrrFall 💋
MrTheWalrus: What's it counting up to?
ashteranic: is it opening browser tabs or something weird?
Mangledpixel: look to the top right of the logo, there's a number counting up
TriseAlpha: Get ye flask?
RandomTrivia: This videogame is just a screensaver with a soundtrack
Nirvana___: Wait, is that the loader?
lady_olynder: is that
rabbitgta: what's that thing Alex used to say, jiki briki ?
Gnyrinn: This one's fallen at the first hurdle.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, everyone's favorite holiday game: fhqwhgads
cmdrud87: Ye olde video game?
Tom_Bruise: this is the best game ever made, and not a single person here can proof me wrong
AutonomousTurtle: It's trying to save you from itself.
grgriffin3: I worry that it's loading
thavleifrim: load %?
MyBuddySuperfly: is this a bitcoin miner?
swampcat12: lets take a moment to appreciate the music
BusTed: Whoa.
CanvasWolfDoll: @Fanklok guilting friends and family?
cidalfos: Alex: What ing the S***!? Game: Yes.
Styxseus: Ohhhhhh
iSmartMan1: Oh no...
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh.
Violet__Violence: oh god
Orlantia: Graham... did this cost money?
tr3ewitch88: it's just going to be 5 min of this menu
Nirvana___: Oh we need to see where this goes
BusTed: One way to find out...
Mangledpixel: might be?
Styxseus: Ohh nooo
Tikosh_: @HavenJunde probably traditional chinese
Anaerin: As that attempts to contact the login server?
RandomTrivia: oh dear
ZachtlyAsIntended: Well, this is what we're doing now
Drew_64: it's how many sales they've made
TemporallyAwry: uh oh ... is it downloading the game?
Anubis169: countdown to searching fro group
NewtyNewts: We're stuck here for the next 2 minutes
Reecer6: it's a little longer than seconds
TriseAlpha: Izzet? cast Lightning Bolt!
matthaus_c: I'm invested
malc: that's the version number
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun is it online and they closed the servers?
Styxseus: Good thing we have this music
Nirvana___: Or maybe the counter IS the game? Like Fallout Cookie Clicker?
Solipsody: I'm disappointed the guy in body armour isn't playing Wonderwall.
Hypocloriphorius: izzet?
accountmadeforants: "Installing Russian Virus 25"
thraximore: The one doing a headstand speaks to me
Astra7525: is this the new scam to prevent refunds? Just load until the two hour window has passed?
bytecaster: Maybe its for debugging
Cleekru: this "is it" threw me back to Qwrpline so hard
swampcat12: it just seems like it's counting the seconds
matthaus_c: this is just like STALKER.
NovaTiempo: Bitcoins mined on the moonbase PC?
gonvillebromhead: That's assuming it is counting to 100. It could be 1000
Loonatic93: This is a full on Hootnanny!
Simonark: Finally, a game about FDR's dog having a Lypse
TheGreatDeox: "The communication with SH42 looking for new planets suitable for life was lost. The last message sent from it said: "Death or Cress". A space-marine and a priest of the newly-formed Space Battle Church set out on a search of the survived or to read the funeral service for the remains of the dead."
Anubis169: wait, can you move in this screen?
ND_Ericson: en-hands-ed stamina? Kappa
cmdrud87: It's probably tring to connect to the main server... which was shut down several years ago... that's my head canon anyways :p
Anaerin: You say "Hands", looks a little more like a tentacle...
fubargames: oh dear, this is $9,99 on steam
Dezufnocosem: mixamo I know you well
Foxmar320: Gross
tr3ewitch88: later your dreams are going to be set to the sound of this menu
Violet__Violence: eesh
HadesLeprechaun: I'm glad to see there is a checkmark next to Quality in the corner
Reecer6: not sure that'd be true
RandomTrivia: @ND_Ericson sergePun sergeJustRight
Styxseus: D:
ink_streams: oh no
TriseAlpha: My god, people charge REAL MONEY for this?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
TheGreatDeox: I'm willing to bet that the people responsible have never heard of English before
bytecaster: "Watercress"?
CatTreeDreamCar: I'm glad that what I'm assuming is snow, is bouncing when it hits the ground.
matthaus_c: that's so much krut
MAPBoardgames: A space marine and a priest walk into a bar...
wafflesoup: Wow the Steam page description is real intersting
TheGreatDeox: That's the story for Fallalypse: Death por cress
offbeatwitch: " This game seems to have been abandoned and left in an unfinished state. It seems like it hasn't been updated at all in 2018 since there is a christmas event still enabled and all the guns shoot candy canes instead of bullets. And unless I'm missing something, there doesn't seem to be a way to turn off the event. "
Anubis169: what about the presents on the tower up right?
Ba_Dum_Tish: That was their seasonal change in like 2017
Nirvana___: The christmas tree is a new kind of mutant.
Foxmar320: I love the fire's lighting turning on and off
dumpsterfire: one of their other games titled Death or Cress
TehAmelie: there's a couple of gift boxes on that house too
matthaus_c: Graham I miss It Runs Red
RandomTrivia: @bytecaster Well it's a small plant often grown by kids in eggboxes :p
malc: LOL offbeatwitch
Fanboy_of_Bolas: n i c e
like_100_bears: space battle church sounds far cooler than it has any right to
littlepuppyjace: is this snow or hail? its bouncing as it hits the ground
keyforgealchemist: trash games?
Knitting_Goblin: is it a falala...colypse?
Simonark: It does double duty for Arbor Day?
Solipsody: Especially when they don't work.
Tom_Bruise: but how else are they gonna pay server costs for the online functionalities?
RandomTrivia: This is the ONE time when it is acceptable to be paid in exposure
kusinohki: looked like this game had kickstarter backers??
MAPBoardgames: Fallalypse 76
Foxmar320: Shocking
Violet__Violence: wat
NewtyNewts: Ah, an Online game.
swampcat12: falafelacolypse
theawesomeonev2: almost there
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Only "mostly"?
mittuc: is this the entire game?
Styxseus: Oh good LUL
Tom_Bruise: YEARS
HadesLeprechaun: "several"
NimrodXIV: oofa
MyBuddySuperfly: "balance"
Nirvana___: That isn't early access, that is generational access
tr3ewitch88: um ok?
Astra7525: we have seen a lot of games that would have been great final projects of the semester
LordShadner: so there are some good reviews?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think this could be allowed to refund
PigmyWurm: the credits said they had A Kickstart backer
DeM0nFiRe: Balance does take several years, yes
matthaus_c: big noncommittal response
offbeatwitch: well yeah
Anubis169: 99....
RandomTrivia: "arranged"?
Aquarionics: Yeah, credits say kickstarted. Which is… bad.
Anubis169: 100!
bytecaster: Motivation: <insert your motivation here>
johnalogue: "Several years" this ain't Automation, sir
DeM0nFiRe: 💯
Too_Many_Knives: #occupufort
Brozard: FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: at least they have one song
Pinwiz11: It's the apocalypse, might as well frug around an xmas tree
Anubis169: LOL
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown !
Foxmar320: LOL
MagisterMystax: Nope
Brozard: WOW
swampcat12: 101
malc: "how will the final version be different?" "it will be several years older"
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matthaus_c: LOL
Trixalicious: 101!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: YES
HadesLeprechaun: lol
Violet__Violence: wowww
thraximore: HA
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
wafflesoup: LUL
Foxmar320: Yesssss
laikagoat: fionaLOL fionaLOL
Too_Many_Knives: HAHA
Violet__Violence: f
evilspoons983: amazing
Styxseus: Heck LUL
TheAinMAP: What?
circusofkirkus: Happy New Year!
znicol85: whaaaaaaaat?
SnowbirdMike: AAhahahaha
Aarek: seabatNogood
TehAmelie: ah, they just thought they should make Fortnite did they
theawesomeonev2: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Too_Many_Knives: nelson_haha .wav
NimrodXIV: c o o l g a m e
MrTheWalrus: Worth the wait for sure.
Knitting_Goblin: lol
matthaus_c: ENLOGGEN
TheGreatDeox: 12/10, would Russian malware again
theawesomeonev2: gigaboOtsBani gigaboOtsBani gigaboOtsBani gigaboOtsBani gigaboOtsBani
Nirvana___: EINLOGGEN!
kusinohki: welcome to counting simulation
TriseAlpha: EINLOGGEN!
Traion: 110%
Foxmar320: Game broken
quillilian: unclimatically continues counting
NewtyNewts: Let's try Traditional!
CanvasWolfDoll: what language is 'traditional'?
cmdrud87: Ja mein <<herr!
th3mpire: in the coming years the loading screen will be added
Lauchmin13: LUL LUL LUL
thraximore: umbraHappy
malc: I like that "Traditional" is an option
Brozard: GOOD
bytecaster: I guess localization is easy if you only have to translate one word
Simonark: The number 76 must not be mentioned
Violet__Violence: CRASHED
Anubis169: we logged into steam!
MagisterMystax: Sehe und Spiel!
Styxseus: HAH
Tom_Bruise: well at least all the known languages are supported in this game that doesn't work at all
Foxmar320: Game Refund
MAPBoardgames: The language options just change the word "login"
ND_Ericson: HANS! get ze spielekontroller!
Wolfstrike_NL: 101/10
Nirvana___: By "Login", it meant "Login to Steam"
Orlantia: so this is one of those games we get a refund for, right?
LeonisCo: Did you pay for this?
Ba_Dum_Tish: !ing
Hadanelith: Pretty sure that's a refunding.
Rynehawk: SourPls
DeM0nFiRe: Wait does the game have stars in its name on steam?
SiegeFeathers: foolalypse me twice,
thraximore: Streamer SHALL NOT PASS!
HundreydAundre: rating?
Astra7525: There was an input header in the unity settings window
Tom_Bruise: This guitar music is driving me up the wall
LordShadner: maybe it's how many viruses it has uploaded?
Violet__Violence: been a while since i've seen one of these, when the game crashes when you try to play it.
bi0buster: What's Fallalypse Disconnect? Is it the offline version?
HundreydAundre: 2 out of six
malc: Memorial Park of Hypoxia??? nope. no.
Tangsm: What if you lower the quality?
Earthenone: gotta collect em all!
Anubis169: ok, the reviews say the game's been abandoned
NovaTiempo: Whelp
Solipsody: It doesn't look like you own anything from here.
thraximore: This is it, this is the game
NewtyNewts: Well, there was the entry that looked like it was called Fallalypse Disconnected
johnalogue: y'all own two?!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i've heard worse bluegrass.
Anubis169: servers kaput
Zoso_Wolf: The number on the end is ticking up
MyBuddySuperfly: cool early access
Foxmar320: Login is a suggestion
Pinwiz11: Why is that weird Kerrigan person there?
arrowflinger13: I love these folks dancin
ZachtlyAsIntended: I'm feeling like the "login" server is...not there.
swampcat12: that noise fucken sucks
Violet__Violence: womp womp
wafflesoup: "This game seems to have been abandoned and left in an unfinished state. It seems like it hasn't been updated at all in 2018 since there is a christmas event still enabled and all the guns shoot candy canes instead of bullets. And unless I'm missing something, there doesn't seem to be a way to turn off the event. "
evilspoons983: do you have to make an account somewhere...?
CodeGrump: I thought it said "Death or _Chess_" which I was looking forward to.
Styxseus: Well this was a thing
thegitrogsquirrel: best game of the day
Foxmar320: Yeah super refund that
matthaus_c: GOTY 2021
Nirvana___: Refund THAT bad boy
swampcat12: wait am i allowed to curse
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Kills in menu?
offbeatwitch: we got kills in menu 1
littlepuppyjace: @anubis169 why does that not surprise me
SiegeFeathers: you're supposed to play Pridealypse first
MrTheWalrus: Well, that game fallalypsed.
Inglonias: WHY IS THAT 25 GB?!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: it's jammed pack of viruses
DarthRagnar815: sayuwuS
Anaerin: All those assets.
Styxseus: Hahahaahahaa
johnalogue: WHAT
laikagoat: lrrWOW
ND_Ericson: that's - a - re - fund! *rhythmital clappings*
LeonisCo: That's a whole lot of viruses
NewtyNewts: This is a sequel?!
Brozard: So many stolen assets
Nirvana___: Because compression is a myth
bytecaster: That is one large login button
PigmyWurm: I think this might be one of the rare W+P games that actually gets returned
thraximore: twenty five GIGS?
malc: well if the first one couldn't connect...
matthaus_c: the pipes so fat
TriseAlpha: Wow
CrazyZonie: Maybe FAILalpys?
Anubis169: SabaPing
DeM0nFiRe: 🐟
TheGreatDeox: I hope everyone responsible for that loading screen simulator stubs their toe on a regular basis
TehAmelie: feeshys
Styxseus: Feeesh
Anubis169: Enjoy your meal
Violet__Violence: feeeesh
somecall_metim: Nice red dwarf reference
Trixalicious: Enjoy your meal
Drasvin: Fish!
Anaerin: Today's Fish is Trout A... damnit Alex. :D
eric_christian_berg: Today's fish is... damn, beat me to it.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This could go anywhere
Fanklok: Thius sounds like it might be a good game though
WynterNyghtynGale: fishing someone tell serge
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fishing, everyone likes fishing
TriseAlpha: FEESH!
Wicker_Guide: Plz tell me this computer is not connected to anything else lrrSPOOP
Zael250: Red Dwarf!
HundreydAundre: 25 GB: .....WHY?
Fanklok: I stand corrected
Anubis169: Fish is on the menu
Too_Many_Knives: uh huh
djalternative: Feesh!
Makrosian_Tae: FEEESH
Foxmar320: omg options!
ArgentumFlare: It can't be a good game without a fishing minigame
littlepuppyjace: SabaPing
matthaus_c: the font is not terribly out of place?
MyBuddySuperfly: subtitles??
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arrowflinger13: that looks vaguely like a fish
Tom_Bruise: but no languages settings, smdh
Traion: Fallalypse might qualify for a refund since it literally doesn't work
evilspoons983: this is much better than average
NewtyNewts: That's like 5 more buttons than the last game
ZachtlyAsIntended: I made trout a la creme once...It was shockingly good
steelfox13: That quite the font choice
Nirvana___: @Anubis169 God DAMNIT Anubis169
rabbitgta: ah the best fishing in my house, the fishbowl
MAPBoardgames: 25gb: The dev couldn't figure out how to extract specific assets, so the game includes the entire asset store.
chickenace11: If you say fish enough times you summon serge
heronblademaster: there was a "beginner's guide" on that page
lirazel64: Documentation!
MyBuddySuperfly: oh wow
Roscoe_DarkHorse: It works! Kinda
m1gr3nA: that fish is attempting to parcour...
matthaus_c: is this a golf game
like_100_bears: Squid1 Squid2 Squid2 Squid4
Violet__Violence: is that your tongue?
Traion: They actually patched one of these?!
TriseAlpha: Gobbo is fren?
CanvasWolfDoll: hi goblin friend!
HadesLeprechaun: this is someone monetizing themselves learning unity
MousseFilledCat: I want Graham’s opinions on the font choices here
Styxseus: Oh my
chickenace11: also why does this give me sewer from stardew valley vibes
Foxmar320: Huh
like_100_bears: Squid3
ND_Ericson: spider fish? PogChamp
johnalogue: OH NO
Anubis169: wat
SiegeFeathers: that's the fish swingshot, they all have one
NewtyNewts: So... grapply-hook game?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay that is workable
thraximore: reverse fishing?
TheAinMAP: Didn't expect that.
MyBuddySuperfly: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Too_Many_Knives: Talking fish?
arrowflinger13: goat sim but with fish?
Nirvana___: Discount Yoda?
Violet__Violence: huh
Tom_Bruise: I am mortified
Dezufnocosem: it's Yoga!
SpacePotato01: game has voice acting
TehAmelie: no subtitles, 1/10
Tom_Bruise: someone help
RealLegitStreamer: An adult I need
BusTed: Sure.
cidalfos: Yay, someone else who reacts with “Today’s fish is trout a la creme”
MyBuddySuperfly: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #404: "Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!" —James [2015-07-02]
matthaus_c: get you a fish that can satisfy your needs
MagisterMystax: Yoda, put your clothes on
johnalogue: grapple hook fish game...not worst idea but...not this
djalternative: There was an option for subtitles
RandomTrivia: UH
ashteranic: Boy i sure love some "every wall and floor has the same texture" aesthetic
TheGreatDeox: I have many questions, and I really do not want answers
PlainsZebra: There is a subtitles setting in options
TehAmelie: ooh
SnowbirdMike: I love all these games made by elementary school children.
Anubis169: what a bizzarre concept for a floor
Spacepup: High on Ketamine I am. Not know where I am, do I.,
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh that ray is done from the camera, not the fish
ANeMzero: So what is this dungeon on the turner scale of lickability?
Anaerin: What if Magikarp, but Parkour?
rabbitgta: why mostly nude yoda?
Knitting_Goblin: already it's a billion times better than anything else today
Arikell: Fish spiderman?
RandomTrivia: A comedy in two acts
Ba_Dum_Tish: This might have worked bettter as a frog
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
circusofkirkus: the overlapping tile pattern is a great look
TriseAlpha: Oh it's a 3D version of that fisher-girl game that became Bionic Commando
Tom_Bruise: "Ok, I've got an idea. So you know those stretchy sticky hands? what if, and bear with me... what if it was a fish?"
MyBuddySuperfly: cute
punchcard: Drift fish!
Anubis169: Halibut Drift
Foxmar320: We driting!
Too_Many_Knives: Shift to drift. Nice
Violet__Violence: drunk fish
thraximore: Multi track FISHING
Styxseus: DRIFTING???
WynterNyghtynGale: blep face
steelfox13: Fish drifting!
DeM0nFiRe: Every good kart racer needs power slide
Ba_Dum_Tish: Drift compatible
Reecer6: gotta make sure my fish has an ebrake
SnowbirdMike: Hahaha
Fanklok: You can fish tail
MrTheWalrus: Fish drift
RandomTrivia: LUL
ND_Ericson: do a barrel roll!
eric_christian_berg: So, you are telekinetically controlling a dead fish...
JAndersonCAD: This person played too much Ocarina of Time in the water temple
Crad0k: g, no, please
TehAmelie: are you a tokyo drift fish?
johnalogue: deja vu and such
NewtyNewts: Feesh Dreeft
JAndersonCAD: all long shot
SnowbirdMike: Love the barrel roll
Foxmar320: lol
RandomTrivia: Welp
Violet__Violence: weeeeeee
thraximore: hahahaha
HadesLeprechaun: ragdoll button
Rynehawk: if I had a nickel....
Crad0k: that's what she said?
arrowflinger13: ragfish
wench_tacular: how can a fish limp?
iSmartMan1: Wait, is that supposed to be ragdoll?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Wouldn't that be Multi-line fishing
Anubis169: no, pressing shift makes you strafe (for a fish)
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL
Anaerin: Ragdoll? Are they going full Goat Sim here?
ElissenRedux: Gotta love a ragdoll button
TriseAlpha: So you... fish out?
ND_Ericson: ragdoll, like goat sim
cmdrud87: he's just floundering around
CrazyZonie: Need for Speed: Ocean Drift edition?
punchcard: Flopping is core to recreating the fish experience
thraximore: This is already so much better than all the other games so far
fubargames: Goat simulator wannabe?
Anaerin: You now have 1/14.
Earthenone: we are collecting them its 1/14
alikaoz: Had to do some actual work for a bit, what happened with Fallout: Falafel?
littlepuppyjace: many much fish things
WynterNyghtynGale: having a bad day this weird blep fish is helping make it better
like_100_bears: now drop to the deck and floo like a fish!
Tangsm: Does this game have sound?
Aenir798: Talk to your doctor if ragdoll mode lasts for more than 5 minutes.
dumpsterfire: i think that was a collectible we're at 1/14
kusinohki: looks like you collected 1 of 14 of whatever?
HadesLeprechaun: consult your doctor if you experience Limp Fish
NewtyNewts: It was one of the 14, I think
Ba_Dum_Tish: Katamari defishy
johnalogue: oh no we have 1/14
DeM0nFiRe: Says 2/14 now
LordShadner: we collected 2/14 now
Earthenone: 2/14 now
Nirvana___: @alikaoz It doesn't appear to be functional. At all.
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
swampcat12: oh yeah we found an objective
thraximore: how novel
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i miss the banjo music
like_100_bears: *flop (heck)
TriseAlpha: Interaction!
Foxmar320: Are we building a portal to fish hell?
Violet__Violence: gameplay sorta
Mangledpixel: you're building a thing?
RandomTrivia: Graham no
SpacePotato01: The game is not grate
Drasvin: Sudden gameplay startles everyone
lion_byte: owo, this looks wild
ND_Ericson: can you break the succ while you are mid-air? like ninja rope in Worms or something?
WynterNyghtynGale: what is this on the james turner lickability scle
NewtyNewts: Is there a jump button?
Anubis169: we can't hear the music
steelfox13: Ohhh I get it now. "What if Goat Simulator but bad and fish"
Fanklok: I suspect you may be building a portal
bytecaster: That seems like an opportune way to reach the subocean, just let it push you through a wall.
thraximore: oooh jammin
The_Ninjurai: This is an interesting game, at least. Not just terrible
TheGreatDeox: So we are collecting polygons to build a status, as a fish that moves around using it's tongue and by powersliding... It's unique I will give it that
RandomTrivia: jlrrCooltunes
MAPBoardgames: I like the music
TehAmelie: seems like a workable twist on Goat Sim, except for the lack of. . .everything
TheThromborax: this isn't even "proof of concept" level
johnalogue: good idea bad execution
kusinohki: can you push on the rope like in worms?
FinalShowFilms: Just got here - are we still on the first game or have I missed some trash?
SnowbirdMike: But why a fish, Why not a frog?
Violet__Violence: lmfao
Ba_Dum_Tish: Powered bu succ
steelfox13: Mine too
Violet__Violence: that's a sentence
TriseAlpha: Unity asset
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
TheThromborax: easier to animate
RockPusher: Don't want sprained tounge
thraximore: we GAMING
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
kristian_fischer: "Your tongue has cooldown" - Graham Stark, 2021
ND_Ericson: that's what the game seems like it wants you to do, but form alex's struggles I'd assume it's really effing hard to control :D
lirazel64: Minty fresh cooldown?
Anubis169: the cooldown on the tongue might prevent you from doing a... well... tonguezan of the jungle
RandomTrivia: YEET
Lauchmin13: PogChamp PogChamp
Foxmar320: Almost
johnalogue: frogs can jump and otherwise move better?
wench_tacular: splat
SnowbirdMike: Good height
swampcat12: frogs can jump, which might undermine the tongue grapple mechanic
CrazyZonie: I thought "the fish" was some sort of salamander.
Nirvana___: Basically spiderman
Violet__Violence: woosh
JAndersonCAD: If your not sticking your tongue out trying to concentrate doing this, missed opportunity
The_Ninjurai: Maybe this is a tadpole, so it can't jump just yet
RandomTrivia: It preserves momentum, at least
kusinohki: goblin or legally distinct yoda?
thraximore: "The game really makes you FEEL like a fish" -IGN
TheGreatDeox: I mean, it's not actually bad, just really odd
Tangsm: I kind of love the idea of NPCs bopping to the soundtrack.
LordShadner: Spiderfish
Oreo1369: What's the face look like?
jonnykefka: I remember what this reminds me of now! There was this super famicom game I saw on like, Game Center CX that involved a schoolgirl with a fish and this kind of grappling-hook gameplay. It was 2D of course.
Aenir798: How does this game rate on the James Turner lickability scale?
ButterBall000: Does ragdolling while grappling change anything?
swampcat12: you can jump?!
bytecaster: I do enjoy that the only thing making this a "dungeon" is the lone goblin in this otherwise liminal space.
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
johnalogue: the landing seems like the main issue since you only get one grab
Violet__Violence: lmao
Styxseus: Just stick out your tongue, and FLOMP!
ND_Ericson: so... can you jump/fall and tongue launch mid-air; and swing like in some spiderman game?
Brozard: f-f-fling yourself
TheGreatDeox: This looks like it has potential
Earthenone: your grame here
thavleifrim: does going limp while tounging a wall help
TheThromborax: who would make this and think, "I should share this"
Akaiatana: And it was a mobile order!
Anubis169: Welcome to Watch&Play, where Alex tongues his way up a monument
thraximore: That has to be intentional... right?
NewtyNewts: So by letting go of click, does that mean you can just retract and get even more?
Styxseus: Grame? :D
Fanboy_of_Bolas: they're just trying to fuck up
Dezufnocosem: coffee for Grey Ham?
Garfman314: you haven't tried the blue ring
RandomTrivia: UH
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good Grame
SquareDotCube: or Gerame
Kramburger: I've gotten 'Bark' half a dozen times in my life
RandomTrivia: Pardon?!
Tom_Bruise: maybe they just thought your name was Grame
Violet__Violence: esscuse?
34Witches: what
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i bet it's some kind of game with other barista
Alness49: Cadbury Grame Egg
Tom_Bruise: like Grimes, but... Grame
Roscoe_DarkHorse: beg pardon?
SiegeFeathers: infograhams
offbeatwitch: go talk to the goblin
3cbb: the new friend grame
evilspoons983: my name is Erik I tell people "Erik, with a k" and end up with "Erick" or worse
Tikosh_: can we just sit next to the gobline and listen to them..
CrazyZonie: I love the way Alex curses when he gets fustrated.
CanvasWolfDoll: got chicken today, and they added a z at the end of my name for no discernable reason.
Tikosh_: goblin*
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johnalogue: @Tom_Bruise thankfully nothing like that
kusinohki: I wonder if there's a frozen flag pole in later levels
Aenir798: The settings had a subtitles option
asthanius: Kric
saucemaster5000: wall tonguing is how you get poisson'd
matthaus_c: K'rrik
virre_: I forgot about garbage day but I see we have some real "quality" garbage
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Ekic
Styxseus: @Dog_of_Myth LUL
thraximore: Son of Yawgmoth!
Vampyre_Lord: k'rrik
Anubis169: K'ric
34Witches: good old kark
Vampyre_Lord: dammit @matthaus_c
RandomTrivia: LUL
evilspoons983: wellp I mean that's an option, I guess
johnalogue: my thoughts exactly
Reecer6: subtitles are for new game plus
bisaflau: I'm missing "MLEM" sounds in this game
Dezufnocosem: Keric son of Phteven
RandomTrivia: "Subtitles - Don't"
34Witches: sorry, cark
Foxmar320: Nice
bytecaster: Subtitles only for the riveting story
matthaus_c: @Vampyre_Lord great minds benginHeart
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kerrican
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "EricwithaK, your order is ready"
Skudd: My name is Stephen. I used to say "with a PH" but I stopped the second time I got "Phteven"
TheOtherTrevor: Secret Tunnel!
Earthenone: if someone assumes i will spell their name wrong, i will live up to that expectation
RandomTrivia: Alex is a GENIUS!
Styxseus: How sneaky
TheThromborax: look for a control slider from "suck" to "good"
johnalogue: this game has atrocious wall camera problems
Vampyre_Lord: already half way
CrazyZonie: Graham, My first name is "Jack" and I've gotten a few people who got my name wrong. How do you get Jack" wrong. And we're not even talking about "Jerk" or "John", either.
TheGreatDeox: We better get something good from this radioactive honeycomb
wench_tacular: pardon?
Anubis169: inspired by portal?
RandomTrivia: Graham please stop saying cursed things :D
matthaus_c: tongue off the cube for !advice
JessKay: you wanna take that one again?
chickenace11: at least they tried to give you something other then swing about on a tonge with the maze
ND_Ericson: can... we get that as a quote PLEASE! :D
NewtyNewts: I'm getting odd pink after-images after seeing that crosshairs... that is disturbing.
Wolfstrike_NL: !findquote tongue
LRRbot: Quote #7339: "I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!" —Molly Lewis [2020-11-15]
JAndersonCAD: loving the highlight reel content
saucemaster5000: can you lick goblin head?
Metric_Furlong: "tongue off that cube"
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CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Like playing a brass instrument, Tounging is important in this game.
Anubis169: that's not cursed
matthaus_c: G please never change
Foxmar320: Game is cursed
littlepuppyjace: can we get tongue off the cube for quote?
Trixalicious: Perfectly Normal Videogame Sentances.
fastlane250: schlorp
Fanboy_of_Bolas: have you seen crack a pack? he literally can't not say cursed things
RaklarLS: oooh, it's a tongue! (i just got here)
Tom_Bruise: Graham, you're the one that's delivering these shared realities to us. It's your fault!
Nirvana___: Next time maybe people will think twice before they ask the Star Wars license to be pulled from EA
Aenir798: Graham please stop accurately describing what is in front of us
34Witches: is this goblin Krog?
TehAmelie: "barely a proof of concept" sounds about right. and yet this is more game than any other game so far today
NewtyNewts: Why did they have to go for neon pink and green.
Dezufnocosem: staring deep into the ark of the covenant and shouting out all the cool stuff you see
johnalogue: he's gonna keep encountering cursed things and observing them
thraximore: "Too much effort, sleep on floor." Wise words
Agam3mnon1: I just got here, I assume the spiderfish jokes have already been made?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I wish I wish, I wish I wasn't a fish
Anubis169: ohh and you had a barnacle
Ba_Dum_Tish: Getting over fish
Anaerin: "Shepherd, huh? Sound off like you got a pair!"
Anubis169: bless you G
Gabriel_Mobius: Oh the tendril in OpFor was so good
lucky_gal: Chameleon Twist got weird
TheThromborax: you should play the latest Let's Nope game
TheGreatDeox: @CrazyZonie I have people reply to emails at work by calling me Simon. My name is Steven. It says what my name is in my email sig and the email address. I cannot even.
quietcat: gesundheit!
ashteranic: heh the barnacle grappling hook
Traion: Like there is actually a kernel of a good idea here. And some effort in execution. Just not enough
Drasvin: !findquote cursed
LRRbot: Quote #6246: "I lift curses through clapping!" —Serge [2019-07-29]
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HundreydAundre: Wow. this looks like that one campaign they stream on every wednesday they call Goblins of IO by BrettUltimus.
captinhazmat: can you target the ceiling in the middle?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #3801: "A lot of people like to cuddle fish." —Cori [2016-12-29]
Jadenim: And it had an idle animation of petting the barnacle
heronblademaster: "what if you tongue it" is a great quote out of context
virre_: I have had people spell the name I use at work wrong on Slack, where it literally says my name correctly spelled
shadowmaster132: It really looks like it's meant to go up
cmdrud87: Alex used roll. But nothing happened
Oreo1369: Roll Over
Violet__Violence: i kind of love that the fish has a blep face
BogglesUrMind: Aww this fish is so cute
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !findquote tongue
Garfman314: what about the blue ring?
ND_Ericson: "What if you tongue it?" as a LRRBot advice maybe?
Violet__Violence: it's cute lol
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Slide down the meatball stairs.
matthaus_c: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
LarkSachrosis: *direciton*
shadowmaster132: The movingplatforms in the air have a similar particle effect
RandomTrivia: I love that there's a "deactivate powerup" as though we've seen any powerups
johnalogue: "float if WINGED"
chickenace11: wait Powerups
JessKay: wsad
TehAmelie: fish can't strafe, usually. . .
HundreydAundre: I mean, there was a goblin at the beginning when Alex started playing.
kusinohki: most people prefer boneless fish
Anubis169: what like a flying fish?
paronomasiac042: I am like a jellyfish in that neither of us have a functioning brain
littlepuppyjace: i am terrified at the idea of this fish with flight
JAndersonCAD: what if you rag doll in mid air?
Foxmar320: Interesting
matthaus_c: extendo-tongue!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: neat. repelling
wench_tacular: pro strats
RandomTrivia: Oooooooh!
evilspoons983: where you spawn, like salmon in a stream
ND_Ericson: so it IS ninja rope!
shadowmaster132: And now the game truly begins
Wolfstrike_NL: This changes EVERYTHING
Violet__Violence: BOIIIING
matthaus_c: pchow
ND_Ericson: this tongue game might have quite a high skill ceiling!
Rocketfins: I think if you jump before tongue launching it actually flattens your trajectory
Trixalicious: The grapple has become a bungee
Aenir798: How skilled are you at Worms, Alex?
HadesLeprechaun: is this that Hidden Depth we're always talking about in games?
Rynehawk: am i to believe a speed run attempt is incoming?
Oreo1369: Could you tongue then ragdoll
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Excuse me?
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RandomTrivia: Emergent Game Mechanics LUL
Violet__Violence: yeet
Lauchmin13: bungee gum moment
circusofkirkus: no the hidden depth is the hidden depth perception from this grid pattern
CaptainSpam: Yeah, now you're ninja roping.
JoTyler: wait did you go inside the giant cube yet
HundreydAundre: Plot twist: Now its a fish hook!
JoTyler: theres a door by the goblin
Simriel: How to I keep forgetting Watch + Play is on XD
swampcat12: "channel your worms" 😬
Vampyre_Lord: yes
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Anubis169: nothing like a good tongue-lashing
offbeatwitch: @JoTyler yes
Drasvin: Use worm skills to get good at fish
JoTyler: ahok sorry XD
chickenace11: has Alex jumping on the platform that is in fornt of the one he is using to try and get to the center cube?
Dumori: Now your thinking with "Tongue"
Simriel: Need to get better at remembering this show is back XD
Foxmar320: The cube was mostly full of disappointment
NewtyNewts: If you let out too much tongue, it snaps off. That is not a comforting thought
Garfman314: i always named my worms teams after various nematode parasites
jonnykefka: RIGHT. This reminds me of a 3D this: which has..apparently been rereleased on switch and steam?? Wild
TehAmelie: hmm can you lick the ceiling?
swampcat12: as far as watch and play games goes this seems pretty good
Violet__Violence: eyyy
Violet__Violence: got there
thraximore: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHORN
ND_Ericson: what does ragdolling do if you're hooked?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: the exit, maybe?
Lauchmin13: POG
lady_olynder: what is that strange dog?
Foxmar320: It's a fake button?
theneatestburrito: FBtouchdown
cmdrud87: The immortal sun?
offbeatwitch: graham what is that line FROM
Sertion: The platform
Aenir798: maybe you press the button after getting all 14 things
Dumori: It turned on the elvelator!
johnalogue: oh that platform might be moving!
wench_tacular: loop the loop
Anubis169: lol
Foxmar320: O_O
Violet__Violence: bonk
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeeee!
ND_Ericson: YEET
theneatestburrito: LUL
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp
TheAinMAP: Loop the loop.
LeonisCo: spider fish
EldarLuin: Gravity wins... again.
Oreo1369: wee?
johnalogue: sure, that's how a cube works
swampcat12: this is basically dark souls
Anubis169: can we get squished?
ANeMzero: mid level checkpoint
DeM0nFiRe: That is like... actual game design
matthaus_c: dark souls shortcut clap clap clap clap clap
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Dark Soles
NathanLonghair: I’m kinda here for this soundtrack
ND_Ericson: does not open from this side
chickenace11: oh this reminds me of Shark sim
JuniorRoll: Gameplay
Soul1355: level design!
TheGreatDeox: My fish did a loop-de-loop again
SiegeFeathers: is this game good?
Aenir798: can it squish us
jonnykefka: reasonable design decisions startle everyone
MAPBoardgames: This game is miles ahead of many W+P games
fubargames: The controls said "Disable power ups" Are those turned off by default or what are they?
Dumori: Oh man can we get subocenced under it
johnalogue: imagine wrapping your tongue around the edges of a cube and swinging
Hangedman: unity default skybox count +1
malc: HA
ND_Ericson: this game is... actually good? I mean I hate the music, but the gameplay seems solid AF
TehAmelie: the game actually has some character. and like, a tiny whisper of content.
Violet__Violence: snrk
LordShadner: elevator or crusher?
eric_christian_berg: Genius!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
CanvasWolfDoll: the amount of actual competence is very pleasant.
RandomTrivia: sergePun
Anubis169: Scholar of the First Swim
littlepuppyjace: @offbeatwitch an episode of friday night paper fight commander in which new rakdos killed nothing but a 'weird dog' they then said "every body stop what is that?"
Violet__Violence: nawp
Hangedman: this is an ok jam game is what this is
paronomasiac042: Is this COD?
musty_smell: What happens if you go below the elevator
Dumori: It is fun to watch
DeM0nFiRe: @Anubis169 how dare you
Hangedman: which is great
Creature_Comforts: @paronomasiac042 Get out
matthaus_c: I'm gonna tell my grandkids this is what Crown of the Sunken King was
Dumori: like it's goofy but fun
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @paronomasiac042 booooo
TheGreatDeox: Is this just Bionic commando, but a fish?
Inglonias: there's a lot of depth. it just sucks
BogglesUrMind: Phinny the Fish and the Seven Ashen Lords?
Foxmar320: Nice
Anubis169: no this game looks like Bass
RandomTrivia: I really, REALLY, hope the end screen of this game just reads "FIN"
Anubis169: :P
thavleifrim: I think i could enjoy playing a game like this if the controls were maybe a bit better
Dog_of_Myth: We take those
Hangedman: gonna tell my grandkids this was Umihara Kawase
Foxmar320: Flawless
DeM0nFiRe: pro fish skills
swampcat12: Beautiful swing
chickenace11: if this was polished then It could be a great indie game
Dog_of_Myth: He's gaming!!
ND_Ericson: FUCK yes! :D
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: LUL
littlepuppyjace: @matthaus_c and ya wouldnt be far off
swampcat12: Oh and those are the last two pieces
EldarLuin: Tongue that cube! - G 2021
Akaiatana: Feeling Cube, might delete later
tr3ewitch88: skills or gills?
Oreo1369: Jungle Fish Swing
Simriel: I feel like I came in to the wrong stream, this isn't watch + play bad :P
Dumori: Cube that tonuge!
Drasvin: !badadvice
LRRbot: Crush a dew!
Foxmar320: Wash your Tongue after every use
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BogglesUrMind: Tongue the box.... wait
LarkSachrosis: America's favorite game show™
DeM0nFiRe: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I feel like there's definitely a fun grappling hook platformer in this but man does it need polish
wafflesoup: eryngoLewd
Wicker_Guide: gabyLewd
Mordin_Solus_Sings: With a little visual work, this could absolutely be a new puzzle-platformer.
Styxseus: :d
CanvasWolfDoll: i don't think that's what sex dice are for, g
Rynehawk: is that better than the Atlantis Steamer?
muondecay: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
JAndersonCAD: i'm dying
Drasvin: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're ridiculous.
JadedCynic: sanitize your Cube after each use
eric_christian_berg: I mean, to be fair, Alex is my only source for robot cunnilingus.
Dog_of_Myth: Tougue! That! Cube!
BusTed: Gotta lead that tongue.
ekimekim: Diddle the Helix? But this isn't the time to use that!
offbeatwitch: maybe jump into it
JadedCynic: you gotta lead your tongue?
chickenace11: make you have consent for cube tounging before doing so
Trixalicious: Tonguepunch the floatbox.
ND_Ericson: lead the target, alex! Kappa
wafflesoup: The tongue is not hitscan
Anubis169: always lead your tongue shot
Styxseus: Flip. My. Switch.
DahudLefthanded: please put "diddle the helix" in Spaceshipping
offbeatwitch: jamp!
TemporallyAwry: I was about to clip that, but it got way too weird.
Dezufnocosem: jump then 360 noscope
NewtyNewts: Please, no tonguepunching today.
TehAmelie: how can you tongue a tiny cube like that? you just don't gotta lead it so much
LinearGif: I've always considered my tongue something of a RigidBodyCollider
Oreo1369: The idea of geometry sex is very strange
Rocketfins: You can lead the tongue but you can’t make it drink
swampcat12: here we go last piece gamers
Fanklok: You just gota feather the tongue
Violet__Violence: awwww
Ba_Dum_Tish: Angle your dangle
ekimekim: where were you when tongue was kill
JAndersonCAD: These jokes seem very tongue and cheek. Some are quite crappie
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @TemporallyAwry coward
johnalogue: @Rocketfins you can, though, it's a tongue!
Wicker_Guide: oh, we're making some kind of fishy portal
Dumori: Can we fall tough the map by being under that platform
Foxmar320: As the person who reviews clips for W+P nothing is ever too weird for W+P
Dezufnocosem: clip that, that's the tickat
ND_Ericson: now what this game needs is brutal sound design. like a wet slap sound whenever you hit a wall Kappa
eric_christian_berg: Wait, I forgot Questionable Content.
circusofkirkus: Get resident Speed Runner Bengineering on the case
monsieur_squirrel: the meters full!
Anubis169: This could totally feature in the awful games block
matthaus_c: speedruns of this live and die on depth perception
JadedCynic: 3d platforming folks! *sigh* :(
eric_christian_berg: Martha?
CodeGorilla: What's the name of this one?
LordZarano: I think they expect you to stick to the side of the cube
Akaiatana: I should magazine moments more often
johnalogue: Martha?
TheGreatDeox: Can't wait for this at the next GDQ
circusofkirkus: he is a world champion after all
MikoKisai: has no entry for this. Yet.
NewtyNewts: Ooh, ben got a world record?
Izandai: It's like his flannel shirts.
Lauchmin13: Can you take the elevator while in the maze?
WynterNyghtynGale: went from plaid to speed runs
Dumori: Well he is ditching plaid
Fanklok: Ben would probably unironically find this fun
Lord_Hosk: If you don't name your clips, Twitch gets screwy, and the mods get testy
ekimekim: i mean tbh this would be right at home in an AwfulGDQ block
fubargames: Have we not seen the power-ups that could be toggled? Implying more gameplay? Or are they off by default?
Saintnex: lewd
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just like his plaid and Guy Feiri
Traion: Hey that speedrun was amazing
LinearGif: Dat pendulum swing
Violet__Violence: SO close
swampcat12: Dang got got by the ceiling
Anubis169: hooked it Kappa
Foxmar320: Sometimes you just gotta let yourself dangle
Inglonias: wait what did ben speedrun?
helgridr: if you get crushed by the elevator, what happens?
TehAmelie: the grapple seems to control exactly like the grappling hook in Super Metroid, but in 3D
paronomasiac042: can you dingle while you dangle?
Violet__Violence: gdi anubis lmao
lostluckDev: need to leg go sooner I guess.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: don't dangle limp
bytecaster: Does ragdolling while tounging help?
Fanklok: @Inglonias Ben is the WR holder for the Kraven Manor speedrun
public_key_reveal_party: sorry, I'm behind on Lrr stuff, did ben set a world record Speedrun?
Foxmar320: lol
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Trixalicious: Fishegao?
kalku__: I don't understand, is this Watch + Play? You appear to be enjoying this game way too much
ND_Ericson: I'll push the question again: do the physics change meaningfully when you go limp (ragdoll) while tongued?
Foxmar320: Robbed!
Tom_Bruise: I hate that I could parse that question
MAPBoardgames: Robbed!
NimrodXIV: words sure are great
wench_tacular: I'm not sure we're qualified to answer that
ND_Ericson: ah, same question my someone else, nice
Lauchmin13: lrrJUDGECALL
JoTyler: @kalku__ sometimes you find nuggets of gold in the poops
matthaus_c: @kalku__ sometimes watch+play gives gifts
Izandai: There were two times on the leaderboard before him.
kitchenlynx: Hey graham how can i petition you guys to do more among us streams especially with voxy and proximity chat.
swampcat12: He's #1 out of the three people who speedran it
public_key_reveal_party: neat
JadedCynic: swing your fishy carcass back forth while you dangle by your tongue
LinearGif: Rin, rand, rond
Izandai: But you know what? His is the fastest, and that's all that matters.
kalku__: This game sure is a nugget.... :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good for him
johnalogue: good idea bad execution games are way better than asset flips
averythetiger: Why does this game's music sound like it's down the hall from me?
Aenir798: What's he going to do with his millions now that he's made it?
ravenlord_xix: i think the other two people were mods of that board or something
matthaus_c: oh he's not gonna retire. he's talked about beating his time. he's gonna be #1 AND #2
Traion: It was a real fun Let's Nope
rabbitgta: we knew Ben had it in him
LarkSachrosis: He thinks he could shave some time off that WR, and he's only partly joking.
thavleifrim: i bet the speedrun strats for this game are wild
Ba_Dum_Tish: Speedrunoneword coming back
chickenace11: wait can you hit the light on the ceiling?
johnalogue: there's something to actually learn from this
I_Am_Clockwork: That whole stream was a blast
Spacecarl: He does think that he can improve his time too
eric_christian_berg: Srsly.
Icebox_Blues: Hmm... This looks like a upgraded version of one of the games on GMT's Gamejam. :o
MAPBoardgames: SpeedrunOneWord. The word is Ben
ND_Ericson: NOW youre thinking with tongues! Kappa
LinearGif: So the cube was a red herring
offbeatwitch: i think too far in general
ravenlord_xix: can't tongue too long or too fast
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matthaus_c: wallclimb!
Reecer6: You can just tongue onto the thing, can't you?
bistod: The music feels very Mario 64
Inglonias: I was going to complain that this is frustrating to watch, but I'm sure it's more frustrating to actually play this.
Anubis169: Skyward Swordfish
xythrogar: mario 63 at best
EldarLuin: I feel we are very silver fish-like
saucemaster5000: no direct tonguing
offbeatwitch: so to speak
ND_Ericson: "I tongue your life points directly!"
offbeatwitch: a wizard approaches
wench_tacular: direct tounging seems unsanitary
Alahmnat: that was definitely a sentence to come in to
like_100_bears: i originally thought the music was coming from like, an ice cream truck driving around a couple streets over
NewtyNewts: Moving jump off the elevator maybe?
Tikosh_: tongue the wall right above it?
fubargames: I really hope that you're building a portal to level 2 of many
BogglesUrMind: Yo was that a goblin?
Anubis169: boo!
matthaus_c: what is a cube if not a dungeon
LinearGif: A dungeon is a state of mind, really
malc: well, it's definitely fishy
JadedCynic: you keep end up hugging the wall, while the piece is like 1-2 'character widths' out from the wall...
Styxseus: Its fishy in at least one way
TehAmelie: they're working on the dungeon concept while learning level building, evidently
BusTed: Getting pretty good at that tongue swingin'.
Fanklok: Well Graham, you play as a fish, and you can tell by the goblin you're in a dungeon
3cbb: can you tongue the ceiling
Aenir798: dungeon with a very chill goblin & accompanying band
Violet__Violence: eyyyyyy
Anubis169: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh Amazing
Violet__Violence: ahahahaha
xythrogar: speedrun tactic!
JuniorRoll: Wooot
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lauchmin13: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: yay
JadedCynic: GOOD JOB! lrrAWESOME
Anubis169: we are now in Xen
NewtyNewts: Level... Tooooooo!
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EldarLuin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
rabbitgta: OK that's worth a clip
matthaus_c: touchdown! FBtouchdown
CodeGorilla: Now that's some speed tech. LUL
MikoKisai: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
swampcat12: ooh we got effects and textures on this level
timetwister7: level 2 PogChamp
Gekyouryuu: it's a big space with puzzles, collectibles, and an goblin. by game definitions, it IS a dungeon
monsieur_squirrel: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Wolfstrike_NL: chrisGGB chrisGGG chrisGGO chrisGGP chrisGGR chrisGGY
Trixalicious: That's a speedrun strat, tongue the last piece so you get dragged.
johnalogue: the globin followed us
Gizmoloid: Speaking of music feeling like it comes from outside: whenever the goblin speaks, I feel like it's coming from my phone :D
Oreo1369: YAY underwater level
paronomasiac042: now there's a feeling of pride and accomplishment
EldarLuin: Bacteria under a black light
RealLegitStreamer: Cheer500 woo
Traion: Like there are some actual bones to this
johnalogue: slimes?
BusTed: Ouch.
HadesLeprechaun: the dreaded Inconvenience Orbs
wench_tacular: correction, you did
chickenace11: why doesn't your score change?
swampcat12: Oh no! A new mechanic!
paronomasiac042: he's dim, Jed.
rabbitgta: ded
NewtyNewts: And you have a score.
jessieimproved: If your hotel room looks like this under a blacklight you should leave
TehAmelie: fish and jelly is a deadly combination for the fish. viz., Abba brand fish balls
TehAmelie: (actually a real thing, i promise)
Earthenone: gotta get your soles
WynterNyghtynGale: dark soles
Anubis169: Dark Soles: Scholar of the First Swim
MAPBoardgames: If I spent 99 cents for this game, I wouldn't be mad.
Lauchmin13: Dark Scales if you will
evilspoons983: pfffft, I thought the red bar was a background for the watch+play logo overlay
Ba_Dum_Tish: Super meat fish
evilspoons983: lol
LinearGif: Filet of Dark Souls
wafflesoup: Last death or all deaths?
Anubis169: lrrHERE
matthaus_c: Sen's Fortress looks different than I remember
lady_olynder: truly this is the dark souls of fishy dungeon delver
wench_tacular: we live here now
Dumori: @MAPBoardgames I think <$2.50 for this is sound
quillilian: Dark Shoals
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johnalogue: "you are dead" lost opportunity to say "you fried"
xythrogar: That light is from oblivion!
Wicker_Guide: gabyFine
like_100_bears: try tonguing the green things
Tom_Bruise: Can we mod this stupid fish game so the You Are Dead screen says Thanks Obama?
SquareDotCube: time to rappel
TehAmelie: try explaining soles to a fish hue hue hue
JadedCynic: good try!
BogglesUrMind: Looks like that material is un-clingable
EldarLuin: Dark Soles?
RandomTrivia: This game is about scale-ing the heights lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: BINGO! I just spotted the flickering textures!
chickenace11: wow This has a lot of game play something I wouldn't think just judging by the name
Anaerin: Maybe those are non-attachable walls.
Wicker_Guide: you get interrupted by landing I think
Styxseus: Ah. Tongue-repel down the wall? :P
xythrogar: Oh, good z-fighting
RandomTrivia: (I really hope nobody used that pun while I was making tea)
paronomasiac042: there were signs
LeonisCo: oh no your score
fubargames: Slimey walls not young able?
YeetTheRich_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:21.
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Anexmedia: and then I got a fish this big
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matthaus_c: swing on you crazy diamond
offbeatwitch: talk to the goblin!!
Lysander_Gustav: I think I've seen that goblin before
Icebox_Blues: Jer? :o
Gulleko: anubis, may I suggest School of the Fish Swim? also hi bexyH1
Fanboy_of_Bolas: wow he's really yoda at home, huh?
johnalogue: oh no the dev's echoey room
fubargames: *toungeable
ANeMzero: Swing on Me, the hit single from Ah Heh
lirazel64: Very small fysshe
Anubis169: tonguing, swinging... damn game
Simriel: That made me chuckle
Too_Many_Knives: Clutch
Violet__Violence: lmfao
wench_tacular: stuck the landing
Oreo1369: NICE
Anubis169: Gulleko! lrrAWESOME
TheMerricat: I just woke up chat, was that Bengineering's VA work? :D
LarkSachrosis: FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: Barely edged it
TheAinMAP: Saved it.
xythrogar: That light is the lights in the ayleid dungeons!!
like_100_bears: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lauchmin13: SeemsGood
Dumori: It Wizard
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HIYGamer: I just got back. What is this game?
Anubis169: Flying Fish!
TehAmelie: now we're a fly fish
matthaus_c: we're yugioh now
johnalogue: they have flies
MAPBoardgames: We icarus now
LeonisCo: 'fly'
bisaflau: did they get Spice8Rack to voice the goblin? Kappa
johnalogue: we got flying ability from a statue surrounded by flies
MaxTurkeyFlaps: If I saw a game advertised as “Shrek teaches a frog fish to parkour while avoiding death peas” I would spend .99 to try it out.
Alahmnat: oh my god the music *does* sound like it's coming from another room
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:25.
RandomTrivia: Awwww
RandomTrivia: That's disappointing
LeonisCo: more like a yoshi hover
Dumori: Oh we can hover and recharge our tongue!
JoTyler: it's a glide
Pteraspidomorphi: Princess Fish
WynterNyghtynGale: this new version of spore seems alittle fishy
Anaerin: It looks like that pattern on the wall is non lickable.
Electrodyne: !updog
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NewtyNewts: Maybe now you can't grab 'speckled walls'
Anubis169: lol
Akaiatana: Is that the featherwait?
SiegeFeathers: maybe it doesn't stick to the slick blocks
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Violet__Violence: welp
fubargames: Can you not stick to slime walls?
RaemonDamon: I think it's these walls
Saintnex: i think its the walls
dumbo3k: I think some of the walls can’t be tongued
RaklarLS: it seems to be an oily wall
kusinohki: non-lickable surfaces?
ZachtlyAsIntended: Z
CodeGorilla: Does it just not work on these walls?
RaemonDamon: It's why you couldn't escape the slimes
MikoKisai: I don't think you can grab those walls at all, same reason you couldn't get out of the slime pit
ink_streams: the game decided these walls aren't hygenic to lick
Anubis169: !addquote (Alex) [now] Does my tongue not work while I have fly power?
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leo___24: I think your tongue doesn’t work on the dirty walls
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like_100_bears: ah it's pulling a Portal
Violet__Violence: that animation lol
Simriel: This seems kinda rad tbh
swampcat12: omg more new mechanics
thraximore: omg the little WINGS
like_100_bears: go take a swim in the Green Alex
public_key_reveal_party: I'm not going to lie, this UI reminds me of cruelty squad, but if it had zero self awareness
thraximore: this is the best game W&P has had on in years
matthaus_c: y'know, the level design on this just keeps impressing me
RandomTrivia: The little flying fish that could
Rynehawk: ok. just had a restroom break. was humming this these song. Damnit.
SiegeFeathers: those clacks haha
Rynehawk: *theme
LeonisCo: out of wing juice?
matthaus_c: am I not like a bird?!
MagicalAttackGecko: FBtouchdown
BusTed: lrrGOAT
RandomTrivia: Got there!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Lauchmin13: FBtouchdown
thraximore: death?
DeM0nFiRe: When in doubt, tongue the cube
Earthenone: tounge up the cliff?
matthaus_c: oh no our wings
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
swampcat12: this game has so many cool mechanics and stuff
bytecaster: I feel like there was a button somewhere to make that cube move.
EldarLuin: Remember: tongue that cube!
NewtyNewts: Ooh, so you can get negative points
paronomasiac042: did we get "tongue the cube" added to the quotes?
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Rynehawk: ok....hear me out.....this same game, but Pepe LePew in place of a fish
HadesLeprechaun: before you face the dreaded CONE
TehAmelie: no-lick walls? what has the world come to
Inari_Kitsune: like a ninja rope
RandomTrivia: I think "Tongue the cube" would work better in !advice :D
Simriel: Can we add Tongue The Cube to Advice?? :P
Simriel: @RandomTrivia Yeeee
RandomTrivia: Hivemind engaged
fastlane250: ah yes, defender of the polyverse
Violet__Violence: ooooh
paronomasiac042: Oh, advice, of course. how foolish of me
thraximore: accept ATTACK power
swampcat12: with a little polish I might buy this
Violet__Violence: BUZZSAW FISH
RandomTrivia: Circular saw fish?!
SnowbirdMike: Go kill some peas
LeonisCo: Oooh those look mean
public_key_reveal_party: we BattleBots now
Simriel: @RandomTrivia Drift Compatable
wench_tacular: not so funny now
johnalogue: WOW.
ND_Ericson: I wanna see ragdoll with attack mode :)
eric_christian_berg: pea spirits
Anubis169: stil hurting you though
LordZarano: Actual functional AI
matthaus_c: the pacman ghosts found a weird new job
Alahmnat: they're turning "can't figure out how to delete game object"
thraximore: losing health though
fastlane250: Invisible? And yellow.
HadesLeprechaun: watch your health!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh our score
thraximore: score -250 NotLikeThis
Lord_Hosk: as are 1005 of us
LinearGif: Is this Ecco the Dolphin
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I kinda love the fishes little mlem
swampcat12: tfw the watch and play game actually turns out to be good in some ways
johnalogue: the low ceiling over the button is cruel
Aquarionics: Dying is bad for your score
offbeatwitch: you hit it
offbeatwitch: it's fine
littlepuppyjace: i hadnt seen the little mlem on the fish
paronomasiac042: can we get "try to ragdoll uphill" in badadvice?
TheWriterAleph: new Metroid looks great
Gizmoloid: kill all the slimes, perhaps?
fastlane250: Just noticed the -250 points
Anubis169: ohh so it de-aggros them?
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NewtyNewts: Or at least aren't chasing you
bytecaster: It has at this point had 2 functioning buttons, which is 2 more than the game before, so that is certainly a point in its favor.
ANeMzero: Portal but fish tongue
swampcat12: it's like a combo of portal and dark souls
Earthenone: now you're thinking with fish tounges!
EdoardoZone: nice score
public_key_reveal_party: shades of portal is my Devo cover band
MaceLight: i like that our old bodies remain
Violet__Violence: byeeee
RandomTrivia: YEEET
Alahmnat: lol
Violet__Violence: lol
TheWriterAleph: yeet the fish
0uttaS1TE: Hi, this is the first time I've caught this live. been a fan since 2017
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
Akaiatana: You know, this actually reminds me of Narbacular Drop, the game that was like a tech demo for portal
Simriel: I will need to watch the VOD cause I wanna know what preceded this
Anubis169: Oh fishy fishy fishy fish... and it went wherever I... did go...
NewtyNewts: Your tongue got too long!
fubargames: Score of -400 is demoralizing
MAPBoardgames: This is definitely the Dark Souls of fish-tongue games.
34Witches: oh god your tongue snapped
CranstonSnord: this stream really hooks ya
EdoardoZone: 2017 was a good year
Oreo1369: poor score
kusinohki: swing... on... me... swing... me.... on.... I'll .... be... gone ....
Alahmnat: dark fish souls tongue
TehAmelie: you lost your grip? fishy has to practice their tongue wrestling i think
JadedCynic: @Simriel yeah...I've only been here for 20 min...and it's...fascinating
Tehbeard: We live here now
Simriel: 2017 was a less garbage year
paronomasiac042: there's too many axes!
NewtyNewts: Dynamic swingy pole plus fish lips!
RandomTrivia: Try not to think too hard about strain forces here...
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Foxmar320: Normal Day Normal Fish
Anubis169: aaaaaaaand broken
accountmadeforants: This poor fish
TheWriterAleph: this sure is... a... game, question mark?
xythrogar: gotta be careful swinging around, we'll get tongue-tied!
ND_Ericson: if I were in charge of naming the game, I would call it mlem.exe
offbeatwitch: it swings coutnerweight
0uttaS1TE: @edoardozone it was. I was midway through my A-Levels. Now I'm onto uni
TheGreatDeox: NGL, kinda want to get this myself
syupweque: Hey Graham, unrelated to this game: when it comes to photo editing how much motion blur is too much motion blur?
Wicker_Guide: "So you see class, a multi-fulcrum lever is a dynamic, chaotic system that cannot be modeled in functional form
RandomTrivia: benginDab
Simriel: @TheWriterAleph Thisis absolutely a game, it has function and seems kinda fun and quirky
Fanboy_of_Bolas: gaming
Wicker_Guide: "We will be demonstrating this today by attaching a fish to a towel rack"
Anubis169: aerial 360 fin
0uttaS1TE: @MikoKisai Thank you!
RaklarLS: if this had been released like 4 years ago, everyone would be trying to figure out if it was frog fractions 2
th3mpire: score -700
Anubis169: 720 fin-flip
Akaiatana: What if Goat Simulator was a fish platformer game jam?
RaklarLS: with the tongue and all
RandomTrivia: MAWP
EdoardoZone: graphics cards were cheaper in 2017
NewtyNewts: Almost!
Anubis169: DENIED
TheWriterAleph: this isn't "I Am Fish", right?
LinearGif: Accept the power of flight? Never, those birds are an abomination unto nature
public_key_reveal_party: hubris!
TheMerricat: hubris
Saintnex: such hubris
TheMerricat: jynx
ink_streams: mmmm hubri
0uttaS1TE: Didn't the crypto market crash in 2017?
TehAmelie: can you renew the power while it's running? could be good for saving time
NewtyNewts: Ooh, so flight gives you multijump if you fall?
JAndersonCAD: also did you just fire tongue while flying
LurkerSpine: this is not the first fish flying game I've seen this week, which is unexpected
LeonisCo: Can we see the wing meter again?
Tom_Bruise: Game, power to you, you've got more to you that anyone would've thought, least of all me, but could you PLEASE have a different song?!
0uttaS1TE: idk why but this game is kinda chill
NewtyNewts: Mop.
Violet__Violence: mawp
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public_key_reveal_party: this game IS just like kerbal
JadedCynic: @Tom_Bruise diff songs for diff levels...
Dr_4_EYES: This is surprisingly captivating
polyten: Destiny 2 warlock jump in the nutshell
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
SleepyDeveloper: rooDerp
wench_tacular: pro platforming
Gulleko: eogHee
SnowbirdMike: The
TalpTheScot: this little fish is doing its best!
Violet__Violence: not just any bitch
BogglesUrMind: This looks like it'd make me very frustrated
Violet__Violence: THE bitch
ink_streams: This platform is beautifully cursed
Traion: I think the platform with the piece on it is lower
0uttaS1TE: @polyten Oh my God it IS the Warlock jump
RaklarLS: do they want you to tongue under the platform and launch yourself once it gets up top?
BillTheCat: F
Simriel: "Can you still tongue while you have wings" Graham Stark asking the real deep questions
ND_Ericson: I must tongue, yet all I have are these wings
Tom_Bruise: I'd settle for a midi of Never Gonna Give You Up with vocals laid down by Tommy Wiseau, just something that isn't *this*
kitchenlynx: lrrBEEEJ tonguing you say?
Anubis169: it's a fish, it's slippery
BogglesUrMind: I can't tongue it! It's so slippery!
eric_christian_berg: This game isn't good for my blood pressure.
bytecaster: As they say: "Don't tongue and fly"
TheGreatDeox: Slippery when fish
0uttaS1TE: "Oh it's so slippery!"
johnalogue: comparing this game to KSP makes me remember when I was playing like, the super-early demo and trying to reach the Mun by going *directly toward it in a straight line*
Simriel: Grahams questions Embiggen the mind
delta__vee: getting to space with bennett fishy
NewtyNewts: Ah, so cromulent indeed
LinearGif: Well you see, tongue and wing are controlled by the same muscles
LurkerSpine: cromulent is such a good word
Tangsm: The thing is, even if you're successful, your fish has accumulated a crippling amount of debt.
SleepyDeveloper: !phrasing
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EdoardoZone: this, or mario 64
matthaus_c: this song is fine, but I do wish the developer/s would have spent a little more time making midis
JAndersonCAD: maybe need another switch?
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salatfresse: I really missed watching you guys play with rubbish games :D
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saucemaster5000: Jeff Goldblum was right -- life tongues a way
accountmadeforants: Maybe there's a second button that makes it go the whole way?
PigmyWurm: maybe there's a second platform
empyreon: maybe is there a second switch?
Anubis169 bounces around
DeM0nFiRe: It's funny to me that level 1 lets you discover all the ways to use the tongue and then level 2 is "how dare you use your tongue"
leo___24: I think you need to jump at the top of the platform
bytecaster: The dots also extend beneath the ground, so I assume it is just infinite in both directions.
Knitting_Goblin: The camera keeps cutting through the walls of the level, and I keep hoping the fish will be able to return to the subocean from whence it comes.
DandyGeek: Hiya, garbagekateers - what trash is on the menu today?
0uttaS1TE: There has to be a second switch or some other platform
EdoardoZone: lol
Anubis169: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Rynehawk: LUL
Gizmoloid: LUL
Violet__Violence: ;alksdj
wench_tacular: jlrrDang
0uttaS1TE: NO
Suffix: yep
ravenlord_xix: In the pipe 5x5
JadedCynic: indeed...
Violet__Violence: ahahahahahahaha
NewtyNewts: Express Elevator to hell, indeed.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Fanboy_of_Bolas: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BogglesUrMind: Absolutely punished!
jonnykefka: welcome ot the highlight reel
Knitting_Goblin: noooooo
MikoKisai: LUL
ANeMzero: hubris
Lauchmin13: LUL LUL
LinearGif: Twice the pride, double the fall
SiegeFeathers: just go limp off the side
johnalogue: oh right there was a sign
0uttaS1TE: You flew too close to the Sun
EdoardoZone: so close
TehAmelie: got it in one!
JadedCynic: goat there!
Knitting_Goblin: wowww
VioletSonata: violet253CuteViolet Yay!!!!!
thraximore: catch a RIIIIIDE
Hypocloriphorius: yesd
ElektroTal: it's a popular hindu story
34Witches: I wonder if you can climb the wall
NewtyNewts: I don't think the block is coming back...
TheWriterAleph: this's where the CARS LIVE
LinearGif: 1 fish, 2 fish, dead fish, blue fish
Earthenone: i dont think its coming back
ravenlord_xix: @MAPBoardgames you beat me to it!
Aenir798: I just noticed that the score is negative after all those deaths
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Some localizations have it as "Oh, the Places You'll Die!"
NewtyNewts: Oh, nevermind.
0uttaS1TE: So wait, you guys were on hiatus?
RandomTrivia: LUL
LathosTiran: flit was an insectiside
Alahmnat: roflmao
wench_tacular: dark
empyreon: LUL
Anubis169: oh dear...
Tom_Bruise: SHIVAM
Aquarionics: Can you find the flit?
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Lauchmin13: LUL LUL
RandomTrivia: Shivam is a fucking treasure lrrWOW
JadedCynic: @ElektroTal chef_kiss.gif
Anubis169: the great pandini
Foxmar320: Graham why
TimIAm: But doctor, I am Pandini
Hawkwreak: Magnificent. Pandini.
Dumori: The Pandini, Panini
NewtyNewts: Yup, Pandini was also my favourite one Graham talked about
johnalogue: the grand pandini!
ameliette: the globini pandini!
Styxseus: The panini!
jessieimproved: The pandini sounds delicous
Simriel: Has Alex never encountered Pandini yet?
ANeMzero: But Doctor, I am Pandini
MortifiedPenguins: the brain cells are already leaving
TheWriterAleph: purple burglar alarm
TalpTheScot: as a scot, can confirm
neozanet: Burgler alarm
Hawkwreak: "Purple burlgar Alarm"
ND_Ericson: purple burglar alarm?
BogglesUrMind: I love a toasty pandini sandwhich at Panera!
Anubis169: buluglurr
SquareDotCube: BurgLRR
HadesLeprechaun: "Burglar alarm"
Luminaire_p: Stay away one, stay away all. Don't gather during the great Pandini
VioletSonata: Cheer100 Cheer100
SirBiffaloEsq: Do not come one, come all, that's why we've been stuck inside for over a year!
saucemaster5000: Pandini's time stop spell was much worse than expected
0uttaS1TE: Pandini, disappearer of Social Lives!
TehAmelie: the pandini, sponsored by Pfizer's Pfineszt
RandomTrivia: Have YOU tried saying "burglary" through several front-rolled Rs?
Anaerin: "Purple Burglar Alarm" is apparently real difficult for the scot accent.
TalpTheScot: if you know any scottish people ask them to say 'purple burglar alarm'
LurkerSpine: Burglar must be a saxon word
SpacePotato01: I'm waiting for hollywood to make 'Tintin Quarantino'
NewtyNewts: Well, there is a massive swinging spoon...
ElektroTal: ;)
swampcat12: such is the way of memes. we may all repeat the funni words without ever knowing their true origin
TriseAlpha: I hereby name the main character: "Feesycs Feesh"
Hawkwreak: It depends on *Which* Scottish accent you go for.
Earthenone: is that the scottish activation phrase?
ink_streams: slayer of glaswegians
EdoardoZone: like how germans can't say squirrel
ZachtlyAsIntended: I just tried to say "Purple Burglar Alarm" in scottish accent and woah...
EvilBadman: Can't you swing off that rising platform?
LinearGif: Ah, a bargalar
Simriel: Hey I am Scottish and I can say Purple Burglar Alarm
thavleifrim: oh no you have negative score lrrAWW
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie ah Pfizer; the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name
TalpTheScot: its so great that the past few years of my countries culture has been reduced to one word. 'Disgusting'
eric_christian_berg: Been enjoying accent fun on Big Fat Quiz.
TehAmelie: phahaha
Simriel: Scottish Twitter is... a whole fucking thing
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It’s like German people trying to pronounce “squirrel”
Dumori: @Simriel It's gotta be a highland lowland thing
fastlane250: The microwave what now?
salatfresse: @EdoardoZone I would like to prove you wrong :D
Dezufnocosem: aaron earned an iron urn
Our_oBoros: I'm so gonna steal "Pandini."
lady_olynder: things that end in "-oon" is also difficult, which is why Doctor Who gave David Tenant the line "Judoon Platoon upon the Moon"
Anubis169: got a friend from glasgow, he almost swallows his tongue when he tries saying "Alarm"
JadedCynic: the roof one is my current fave
DanTheMediocre: apathetic scottish tour guide is great
tr3ewitch88: it's nice to see Alex having so much fun lol
iris_of_ether: Kinda love Scottish Twitter from what I've seen
0uttaS1TE: Eh, it could be worse. My country's known for "FUMIN'"
Gabriel_Mobius: VICTOLY
TalpTheScot: @Simriel as an aberdoodlian, it can be a struggle
Wicker_Guide: how much was this game?
ANeMzero: We've been at this for like half an hour and I only just realized the fish has eyestalks
corefluxx: hooray for garbage day
Anubis169: wasn't it based on another of the books?
LordShadner: money?
NimrodXIV: nostalgia
NewtyNewts: Artism?
Wicker_Guide: boredom?
LarkSachrosis: Two, or Too?
0uttaS1TE: Because Trainspotting was popular
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Vampyre_Lord: i think we gotta ride that spinny thing
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0uttaS1TE: So T2 Trainspotting was made
Vampyre_Lord: out in the death fields
Anubis169: It was supposedly meant to give the viewer the effect of "wtf did I just do with the last 10 years of my life..."
JadedCynic: I mean, he wrote a sequel to the first book..., but yeah, the second book had the same feel
NewtyNewts: I bet you can tongue the spoon
johnalogue: @Anubis169 what, just since March?
SiegeFeathers: tongue the spoon
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
Izandai: WHAT
RandomTrivia: WAT
Violet__Violence: wat
0uttaS1TE: What
thraximore: cheated D:
thavleifrim: can you lick the sppoon
offbeatwitch: you can tongue it
Anubis169: no spooning on cast
Fanboy_of_Bolas: mommy, please let me lick the spoon
Simriel: Tonguing a spoon is at least normal XD
Lauchmin13: lrrJUDGECALL
lady_olynder: ALex previously tongued the spoon
LinearGif: Spoon is the one thing you should be free to tongue
EdoardoZone: collision detection isn't magic?
NewtyNewts: I wanna lick the spoon!
Trixalicious: Tongue all spoons before collecting nose.
DeM0nFiRe: Hate when I miss the bus and have tol wait for the next onje
Mangledpixel: spong the toon!
fubargames: Ragdoll intead of fly when spoon hits?
offbeatwitch: missed the bus
Anubis169: what's that black section about halfway between you and the other recess?
ANeMzero: oh man that real low res shadow map
JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe totally. :(
evilspoons983: it's always nice to be playing a game and have fewer points than if you just hadn't touched it at all
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TheGreatDeox: The combination of tongue fish and this manga about a girl with a donut floating above her head has made this one weird evening
LurkerSpine: Oh the new James Bond is this week
Simriel: Spectre is at least better than Quantum of Solice
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh speaking of james bond, is the podcast coming back??
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Anubis169: the maaaaaaan with the midas touch!
cmdrud87: the first 2/3 of sprect
Hawkwreak: I quite enjoyed the newest movie.
sivakrytos: @Simriel dunno about that
cmdrud87: re are fine, but the ending was... weird
EdoardoZone: james bond, but cyber
ravenlord_xix: Speaking of which, I've been binging the Rewatch with Loves
TalpTheScot: its already here, saw it this week. excited to hear the 'from rewatch with love ' take on it
LinearGif: Jameson Bornd
TehAmelie: i'm still proud of myself for guessing Trainspotting 2, with no context, as soon as the trailer opened with a shot of a train and a voice going "choose life"
avi_miller: Spectre really Was, it just was
LarkSachrosis: To make money
0uttaS1TE: So, have you guys played the BF2042 beta?
Hawkwreak: No time to die, is a very good way to end his term
bwk789: i saw NTTD on saturday as its out in the UK already. pls dont ask for spoilers
Simriel: @sivakrytos At least it has an actual Bond Villain
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MAPBoardgames: jump of the lantern?
Simriel: I enjoyed NTTD
bytecaster: Have we considered giving a James a proper job, like maybe we make him an accountant, or something
Tom_Bruise: why, to make it more like the Jason Bourne movies ofcourse!
johnalogue: "what if James Bond just went to work at a foreign tech firm and took a suspicious amount of notes?"
ElissenRedux: this giant cave reminds me of the Crystal Caves for like, no reason LUL
MAPBoardgames: tongue off the lantern
Alahmnat: yeah...
Ukon_Cairns: spectre was a solid bond movie until about half way thru where it became the worst bond movie. yeah?
TheMerricat: Whelp chat, I just found out why a portion of my Amazon deliveries haven't gotten to me, the delivery driver finally took a picture of one that didn't make it and they've been being dropped off behind my building, where none of us have access or go to. Worse the idiot included in the picture a shot of six other packages that were sitting out there, decaying, and still thought it was a great idea to leave my parcel there. :( On the good news, I now have not just the stuff that has gone missing...
Violet__Violence: nah
RaklarLS: cheesy, in a self-aware way
TheMerricat: but 3 packages from someone else that I never ordered....
Gnyrinn: Speaking of that: Will there be a From Rewatch with Love - No time to die?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Ba_Dum_Tish: That worked
accountmadeforants: calculated
Anubis169: TheMerricat nooooooooo
Violet__Violence: that noise lmfaooo
Wicker_Guide: good enough
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Simriel: Save, for a given value of save XD
0uttaS1TE: I only watch James Bond for the car chases. I like the Aston Martins
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaFine
ND_Ericson: just... right in the windpipe
LinearGif: @TheMerricat "This MUST be where packages go, look at all the packages here!"
LordZarano: Saved!
RandomTrivia: Die Another Day is the best Bond movie because it takes itself ZERO seriously and embraces the campy action. I will die on this hill
ND_Ericson: do fish have windpipes?
swampcat12: ooh new tech
littlepuppyjace: @themerricat thats terrible
JAndersonCAD: New Bond Film This Weekend!
Izandai: @TheMerricat ...Wow. Just... Wow.
NewtyNewts: I'm sorry to say... my first Bond film was Die Another Day when I was really young.
NimrodXIV: noooooo
0uttaS1TE: No
SeismicLawns: !fall
Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS! manGRY manFIST
TheAinMAP: So close.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Have to spawn back in agin
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
littlepuppyjace: @newtynewts me too. its okay
MAPBoardgames: Break time?
0uttaS1TE: Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
lady_olynder: i never had much interest in Bond before Rewatch with Love but now i am kind of keen to wath no time to die
Simriel: I hope the next Bond movies take continuity less seriously
Anubis169: this could be great in the awful games block at a GDQ
Violet__Violence: nice one
Gizmoloid: don't tongue the wall, you had wings!
EdoardoZone: nice job there
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this one felt like Peeb
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Oh yeah, that would be perfect
NewtyNewts: @littlepuppyjace We should start a support group
TehAmelie: polish it like a fish's scale mail and it will rock
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat welp. if you're in an apartment building, likely another tenant, but how to find...
JadedCynic: CLANK
BogglesUrMind: Clank!
Aenir798: thanks G
evilspoons983: @0uttaS1TE must've loved the Pierce Brosnan one with a BMW, and the one where they almost immediately flip the car while just driving down a highway... lol
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Izandai: Hot mic
0uttaS1TE: when did this stream start?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It wasn't great but by W+P standards that was game of the year
malc: lrrFINE
Anubis169: hot mic
Styxseus: Clonk
NewtyNewts: Thank you for the note G
Nigouki: lrrSPOOP
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
CodeGorilla: I'm a little tempted to try speedrunning that one, ngl.
RandomTrivia: Thank you for reassuring us :D
TheGreatDeox: Break time! Time to grab a mug of Ovaltine and a bag of Nik-Naks
Orgmastron: On the topic of Bond: Piers Morgan absolutely lost his shit because Daniel Craig wore a pink suit on the red carpet and it was hilarious
Gizmoloid: thanks clarifying you're OK, that clank was a bit ominous
0uttaS1TE: @evilspoons983 Yes, those were the best
Simriel: Brosnan's bond always felt like a let down to me because his first film as bond was his best
littlepuppyjace: @newtynewts i remembet the first time i saw the villain with diamonds in his face
LordZarano: lrrFINE here, how are you?
Hawkwreak: @Orgmastron Piers Morgan loses his shit at literally anything that isnt heteronormative. Absolute goon that he is
0uttaS1TE: Remember Time Ramesside
Alahmnat: anything that causes Piers Morgan to lose his shit is definitionally good :P
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Wicker_Guide: @Orgmastron "Piers Morgan lost his shit...It was hilarious" is more than enough gabyLul
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat That's what I'm thinking but the labels on the packages have been out there so long that they are pure white now. Once I've cleaned the bug gunk off them I'm going to try the most logical choice, I'm 1923, and I'm guessing given how poorly this person follows instructions, it was somethig like 1920 or 1913
TheGreatDeox: @Simriel Brosnan started off well and progressively they got worse
Simriel: @Orgmastron I love that he let go of Bond to go make weird agatha cristie-like movies with Ryan Johnson
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Inglonias: i'm gonna play some cataclysm. Anybody want anything?
Aquarionics: Piers Morgan is an endless and unfortunate foundation of shit, which he loses in every direction
TehAmelie: some time to read Neil Patrick Harris' newsletter
johnalogue: I need to go grab food and such but I shall return for the VOD, garbage friends!
0uttaS1TE: @inglonias borgar
Simriel: @TheGreatDeox Like, Tomorrow never dies isn't BAD, it will just never be Goldeneye
AziraphalesShop: !uptime
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JessKay: 39! that's three baker's years
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littlepuppyjace: @simriel nothing will be goldeneye
0uttaS1TE: Man, this place is great
TheGreatDeox: @Simriel Agreed, Goldeye is boss, TND is fine, World is meh and Die another day needs to die today
0uttaS1TE: What a nice community
Crad0k: i got spoiled on bond because twitter decided to show me a tweet from someone neither i follow, nor does anyone i follow
Crad0k: thanks twitter!
Wicker_Guide: @Simriel hard to argue with "I've made more money than I'll ever need and if I stop playing bond I don't need to maintain this figure anymore"
RandomTrivia: @Crad0k Oof
Simriel: Skyfall is probably one of the best bond movies tho, and I personally love Casino Royale
saucemaster5000: Revisiting all the James Bonds during Rewatch w/Love convinced me every bond era had one good movie... and a lot of okay/boring stuff
t3h_f1gm3nt: twitter once again proving its a wretched hive of scum and villany
JadedCynic: I'm not going to order my likes but: goldfinger, goldeneye, Craig's Casino Royale, On Her Majesty's Secret Service...
LoadingReadyRun: Thanks @0uttaS1TE we try!
jonnykefka: Has G said if they're doing a FRWL for the new one?
RandomTrivia: @0uttaS1TE LRR has the best community
johnalogue: LRR is the best internet folks
Violet__Violence: we have fun here
RandomTrivia: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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TheGreatDeox: @JadedCynic what about the original Casino Royale?
JadedCynic: @t3h_f1gm3nt glad to hear; I haven't logged into it in like a week, but I peek at my wife's feed and a couple of friends
LoadingReadyRun: @jonnykefka I have and we will! Don't have an ETA yet, it opens in Canada this Friday
Simriel: @saucemaster5000 Some have a couple of good ones, and a lot of the trash ones are still fun
jonnykefka: @LoadingReadyRun Awesome! Looking forward to it whenever it happens to arrive
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saucemaster5000: I did enjoy reviewing Casino Royale on letterboxd and insisting it was a terrible unfunny remake
0uttaS1TE: Also, this is the first streamer in a long time who has actually gotten my name right! Usually they say "out-taste" or something
TehAmelie: i hope Time to Die is as great as everyone says. i love Craig as Bond but none of his movies do it for me
Simriel: Like Moonraker is straight trash, but it's also great
RandomTrivia: At least they didn't go with "Susan" :p
Earthenone: what happens when you donate money to an eevee?
JadedCynic: @TheGreatDeox Oh the one for TV with Barry Nelson - itwas pretty good and faithful to the novel
Earthenone: !patreon
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LarkSachrosis: Is No Time to Die releasing on streaming like a sensible movie in [These Times], or is it one of those *only* in theaters.
RandomTrivia: sergePun sergeJustRight
jessieimproved: I liked Skyfall but it didn't feel much like a Bond movie
Simriel: @TehAmelie It's a movie that KNOWS it's the end of an era, and embraces that I feel
TheGreatDeox: @JadedCynic I was thinking more the insane one with Peter Sellers
Crad0k: the problem with craig bond is that none of them have just been 'bond films', he's never just on a job
Foxmar320: Hello again G
NewtyNewts: Hangout time with G
0uttaS1TE: lrrFRUMP
Violet__Violence: hiya
malc: hi.
Hawkwreak: Welcome back GMoney
jessieimproved: I grew up on Bond movies. Watched them over and over in my house
Ba_Dum_Tish: More G
Clench_Eastwood subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
Clench_Eastwood: 78 months of garbage but in a good way
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Anubis169: oooo, whatcha drinkin'?
Simriel: I hope they just straight make Henry Caville the next bond :P
0uttaS1TE: Graham's back
ElektroTal: oh the places you'll die
Lauchmin13: lrrGRAHAM
RandomTrivia: I see Alex has turned into a sideways sergeChair
Anubis169: pejoy? o.O
Inglonias: I'm playing some cataclysm. You want anything, Graham?
Hawkwreak: Better Pejoy than Pewet.
NewtyNewts: At least it's not peawet?
breadisbest1: your new home setup looks nice.
ElektroTal: that pause
littlepuppyjace: I had to go to a theatre to see carnage. it was not a pleasant experience. the movie was passable but sooooo many people grouped together with no masks
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Bergor_Terraf: Hi!
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paronomasiac042: should've done that on the break, Graham
frankscx: graham what is today's cool shirt?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie I feel like each actor peaks with their first film and then the subsequent ones gradually decline - George Lazenby might've had the right idea after all; retire champ ;)
ZachtlyAsIntended: I've been making black garlic bread
TehAmelie: who doesn't like the joy of pe sometimes
Knitting_Goblin: shouldn't we all enjoy some pejoy?
Hawkwreak: Everyone loves their Peawet
jessieimproved: As you get older, it's important to experience Pejoy, and if not, talk to your doctor
jonnykefka: my spouse is going back through the From Rewatch With Love playlist and just got up to "Never say never again" and....oh *boy*
0uttaS1TE: @simriel I still want Idris Elba
BogglesUrMind: I also like to experience pejoy while twitch ads run
RayFK: Awww yeah stick that pejoy in your mouth
YeetTheRich_: alex fell victim to the hornhole
Foxmar320: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
Violet__Violence: god
RandomTrivia: Jordan pls
Traion: So off topic but do we know when more details about the DB shifts are gonne be revealed?
Violet__Violence: lmao
Styxseus: Pfff LUL
JadedCynic: @TheGreatDeox oh, C/R'67 experience...
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CAKHost: Its a wafer cookie thing
Armstrong11139: Well that's a very pejoyative way to describe it
ElektroTal: usually, when my pocky stick is inside out, i'm not having much pejoy
Dezufnocosem: it's a pejoyitive snack
tr3ewitch88: benginHeart
BogglesUrMind: Oh, it's a piourrine
NewtyNewts: A chocolate straw kinda thing
Kramburger: Life, eh?
Izandai: what
malc: jlrrFall 💋
JadedCynic: O_o
RandomTrivia: PARDONFUCK
lady_olynder: so a pirouline?
NovaTiempo: oh, this gonna be good
Alahmnat: oh, an Unreal game
Foxmar320: Spoilers! It's not worth it
Ba_Dum_Tish: 25 gigs of what?
Wicker_Guide: it's a cannoli?
Traion: That is way smarter, that way you can't get chocolate fingers
0uttaS1TE: 25Gigs!?
Knitting_Goblin: excuse me?
DeM0nFiRe: The game had to download the graphics of all the numbers on the count up
bytecaster: Let's see that login button
Despoiler98: thats not russian malware at all
TehAmelie: the leading theory is they put in the whole dev kit because they're amateurs
Gildan_Bladeborn: 25 whole GB?! That sounds like it's going to be the utmost in "quarity".
Alahmnat: I said, jokingly, only to be proven right
Izandai: oh no
0uttaS1TE: ooh boi
JessKay: the only six games that exist
Lysander_Gustav: are you sure it's not russian malware again?
0uttaS1TE: This is gonna be trash
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Like a Poki and a Pirouette had a baby out of wedlock?
RandomTrivia: 25GB of Unity assets I guess
0uttaS1TE: i feel it
lady_olynder: decidedly more function la than the last one
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat
Dezufnocosem: those animated gears were misaligned...
TheGreatDeox: @JadedCynic CR67 made me reconsider if films were a mistake and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to lose their mind
Anubis169: those textures are VERY big
Kramburger: Plague Inc?
NewtyNewts: Well... it's somethingplay.
SpacePotato01: is the character giant?
malc: ohright. already mentally blanked out the horribly insensitive other game on their ad screen
MAPBoardgames: Xcom knock-off?
Earthenone: look a map without new zealand
DoodlestheGreat: There's a French version of that snack.
Look_at_the_Cards: in
MikoKisai: wat
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 even russian malware doesn't need 25GB to do what it needs to :p
34Witches: map.exe
littlepuppyjace: oh no. there is a non 0 amount of dread
ElektroTal: close the tip of your pejoy
RandomTrivia: Man those 25GB are gonna feel *GREAT* to clear out in a hour :D
evilspoons983: it downloaded a game world the size of the entire planet, that's not bad for 25 GB
0uttaS1TE: 16K map texture
Dumori: Ah yes zero severs
Look_at_the_Cards: interesting
MikoKisai: bug report: where is game?
Anubis169: is that an svg?
SeismicLawns: sure is south africa
LathosTiran: base first?
Ba_Dum_Tish: So there are no bases
Loonatic93: When you die... You do indeed lose all things.
GDwarf: I was kinda hoping that was a 25GB map
Fanboy_of_Bolas: base base base
bytecaster: That is one badly compressed jpeg of a world map, if that game is really 25 gig
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Antitonic: Grab-age Day? Woop!
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JessKay: bug report: no gameplay
Foxmar320: Ok both of these games feel like a scam
asthanius: I don't think they did any testing
Metric_Furlong: 25gb
34Witches: has to be Madagascar
LordShadner: nothing, nothing is going on
like_100_bears: click a location?
Alahmnat: server down?
Anubis169: congrats, you downloaded a 25GB jpg
Crokoking: i bet this one is also missing online servers
NewtyNewts: This definitely feels like an un-game.
EvilBadman: Thanks, based game
malc: close the map? top right?
LathosTiran: is this looking for data stored on moms computer
Foxmar320: Yeah these are scams
Brozard: Does this map have New Zealand?
bytecaster: Maybe there is an online component again and it fails to load again?
ZachtlyAsIntended: The server is probably not there anymore which means no bases online?
TheWriterAleph: refund it live, pls
TheGreatDeox: Who made this and why are they allowed thumbs?
MAPBoardgames: !y
Traion: Cool offline game
Digigoner: 25 gigs...???
littlepuppyjace: @alahmnat servers have been discontinued
ANeMzero: Absolute scams
MungoDude: map does have NZ
Brozard: !honlk
Ba_Dum_Tish: 25gigs of png
Violet__Violence: 25 gigs for that
fastlane250: lrrGARBO
swampcat12: this one honks, but not in the good way
Violet__Violence: nice
Hawkwreak: That sure was 25G of refund.
bi0buster: Dang, that's a shame.
Knitting_Goblin: 25. gigs!
Crad0k: twenty five gigs...
Fanboy_of_Bolas: newgrounds then?
Earthenone: 25 gigs of compressed russian malware?
YeetTheRich_: jlrrCoolgame
RandomTrivia: Did you consider getting some kind of protective software to look over the 25GB?
t3h_f1gm3nt: that sure was a nice 25gig map of the world
TheWriterAleph: that was a bitcoin miner, i swear
LordShadner: will it give you your 25gigs back? Kappa
Dezufnocosem: one unplayable game is a mistake, two unplayable games is a pattern
animated_fairy: Can we go back to Fisht Dungeon Delve
asthanius: oof
Lysander_Gustav: um what
ElissenRedux: @TheGreatDeox The concept of thumb priveleges is making me lol
NewtyNewts: Instant-art
Digigoner: I you sure your computer didn't just get changed into a cryto miner?
jonnykefka: Alex's face
Ba_Dum_Tish: oh nooo
Fanboy_of_Bolas: OH
arcaneIllumination: huh
DiamondMX: 2 devs 1 game? So... this game is shit?
ElektroTal: pejoy
Trixalicious: Ah. Anime.
TalpTheScot: oh no
Violet__Violence: huh
JessKay: that's not how clothes work!!
swampcat12: is that how shirts work?
littlepuppyjace: oh nooooooo
Wicker_Guide: le sigh
Simriel: That's the designers Waifu right?
Lauchmin13: Thats not how shits work
Forgebold: Sure is some deviantart in here
Crad0k: i'd, uh, do a few AV and malware scans once you're done with the stream too
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Anubis169: LOL
t3h_f1gm3nt: WAT LUL
Alahmnat: she glued her shirt to the underside of her boobs
arcaneIllumination: Ugh
Izandai: PrideLaugh AMAZING
NovaTiempo: but why tho
ElissenRedux: jfc wth
Lysander_Gustav: but why though
0uttaS1TE: The BOOB-SOCK
Metric_Furlong: how
Armstrong11139: bruh
adamjford: @ElektroTal Somebody please reboot the Shivam.
Camthelion: LOL
lucky_gal: excuse me?
Violet__Violence: of course they are
Tom_Bruise: that's wonderful
EldarLuin: Nope. Stop.
Simriel: WHY
tenthtechpriest: PARDON
YeetTheRich_: I mean why wouldn't you?
ElektroTal: that was a conversation i dont ever want to continue
Ba_Dum_Tish: Uuuuuuhhhhhh
fastlane250: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
wench_tacular: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
NimrodXIV: argh
Thrawn93: graham made the same face I did at that
ND_Ericson: what's an NFT in this context?
AziraphalesShop: Do not google what that is if you don't know
GDwarf: Definitely not a Jedi
ElissenRedux: why do i know this now alex
Tom_Bruise: individual goatse pixels NFT
BogglesUrMind: Cyber Monk!
swampcat12: this one has graphics
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh ok this is rad now
SirBiffaloEsq: That's a jedi
Manae: Rave Jedi!
NewtyNewts: Jedi knight
jessieimproved: I kinda dig the art style a little
LarkSachrosis: Hell Yeah!
evilspoons983: hey look a standard UE character
ravenlord_xix: The art was at least good on the screen
Look_at_the_Cards: oh, it's dark souls
Wicker_Guide: ehh, more power to them
Anubis169: what!?
Violet__Violence: hi jedi
RaklarLS: the monk appears to be Swiss.
asthanius: Cool animation pack
Fanboy_of_Bolas: wow
JessKay: oh you're a jedi
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: That sounds like a stretch
Ba_Dum_Tish: Right cyber monk
Izandai: Yeah this actually looks sweet.
Rynehawk: top of his head kinda looks like a booba
Mangledpixel: RAD
EldarLuin: animation is.... decent! :o
SpacePotato01: I bet some aliens are watching, wondering what the hell is melting humanity's brains.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: wait no this game looks awesome
LinearGif: NFT stands for "Not Fully Thought-out"
jonnykefka: Alex that is taking up literal bits of information in my mind now. That exists in informational space.
swampcat12: did you accidentally get a good game again
Simriel: Why would you wanna own a Gotse pixel
saucemaster5000: star wars the last cybermonk
MikoKisai: there *were* other classes that fit the title screen image more closely
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's another old "shock site" that Alex was reminded of by the dev name Graham.
BogglesUrMind: Cyber Monk? Is this Shadowrun?
SquareDotCube: Cool, Lobot became a Jedi
ND_Ericson: Try holding with both hands Kappa
TheGreatDeox: @ElissenRedux I think its fair to say we all know people who are not worthy of opposable thumbs
Tom_Bruise: Here you go, you nonsense people, some FUCKING RGB Values for you to think it's worth $$$
Izandai: Like, these are some solid animations.
0uttaS1TE: We have No More Heroes at home
evilspoons983: I'm pretty sure this art style is stock in Unreal Engine 4
eshplode: I love those sound effects
Izandai: The lighting is good, I like the aesthetic.
Loonatic93: It's Isis!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: These are some decent assets
t3h_f1gm3nt: @BogglesUrMind no because then this would be a good game
SalmirAeon: Cyber Monk with his totally not copyright infringing plasma sword
MungoDude: at least 10 times better than map zoom game
matthaus_c: between the splash art and actual gameplay I'm experiencing a lot of W+Plash
RandomTrivia: Some thought has been injected into the design
DoodlestheGreat: NotLikeThis
grim_gnaw: There is so much source religion jumbled here
devil_dan: Does that someone own goatse?
NewtyNewts: Looking forward to meeting the dev's mary sue soon.
JadedCynic: @TheGreatDeox oh's a fascinating thing to watch in and of itself - it's a great object lesson for 'did the director quit? Keep his stuff, but just hire another and carry on from there' (my headcanon is John Huston decided to do the cinematic equivalent of 'Naked Came the Stranger' in getting a bunch of directors to each make a segment then try to patch them together into a film :) )
LinearGif: This lightsaber seems strangely feeble
Foxmar320: Review on Steam for the last game "idk if it's the game is bugged but all i can do in both player & base mode is walk around and look at things. can only pick up ammo in player mode (no weapons)."
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Izandai: The beam sword sound effects are a little aggressive but I don't hate it.
Alahmnat: he RUINED you
Foxmar320: How did they even get to that point?
RandomTrivia: Welp
RandomTrivia: benginRip
eric_christian_berg: Oy!
EldarLuin: You are now an NPC
Izandai: Okay these characters are amazing.
ElektroTal: this feels like a class project
Lord_Hosk: Is this New Worlds?
t3h_f1gm3nt: is that johnny from guitar hero?
littlepuppyjace: lrrCOW
buemmschaf: why is there a swiss flag in the bottom left corner?
evilspoons983: @LinearGif maybe it's just a glowing stick that makes swooshing noises
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Someone searched "Low poly" on the asset store and went to town
RandomTrivia: benginBark
NewtyNewts: Ah, focks!
Alahmnat: boo
JessKay: looks more like a fokes
RandomTrivia: sergePun
swampcat12: punk's got dps
Violet__Violence: lol
Wicker_Guide: @buemmschaf a lazy person's attempt to reference the Red Cross
EldarLuin: Double KO
SalmirAeon: Man the latest Cyberpunk 2077 update is weird
SeismicLawns: I like how the shield is purely decorative
34Witches: wow that axe hurt
Violet__Violence: ahh that's why lol
Aenir798: "LAVA GOLEM"?
TheGreatDeox: @JadedCynic That would make a lot of sense. I've been assuming it was a very very elaborate tax scam that got way out of hand
grim_gnaw: fist does more damage than laser sword
BogglesUrMind: Why does the brawler deal more damage with his fists than the monk with his lightsaber
Ubiki: shes just called women
LinearGif: Onna? Is this class "woman"?
MAPBoardgames: I'll punch you! and your little dog too!
like_100_bears: it she!
NovaTiempo: Warrior TQ?
Look_at_the_Cards: two swords?
Phailhammer: There is one particular vendor who I know does a lot of low poly packs.
JessKay: oh she studied the blade
Styxseus: Woman? :P
matthaus_c: I kinda like how she slouches
Wicker_Guide: nah this is the waifu
Lauchmin13: Onna def s tier
EldarLuin: Everything is normal
evilspoons983: there's a Corridor Crew video where a guy builds a Unreal Engine world that looks like a Bob Ross painting, and he has exactly these character models
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe the environment is just random?
TimeCloneMike: Original Character: Doughnut Steele
TheWriterAleph: FBI???
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
NewtyNewts: Stunlocked!
ravage2002: wait i've seen those caracter somewhere before...
Alahmnat: camera controller needs some work
ElissenRedux: fuckin stunlocked
Lauchmin13: I stand corrected
Wicker_Guide: camera plz
RandomTrivia: And your corpse teleported into the camer
wench_tacular: that's teh FBI for ya
swampcat12: got roundhouse kicked to death by the fbi
RandomTrivia: *camera
bytecaster: Some days you fight a snow fox, some days you fight the FBI
Gildan_Bladeborn: Special AND heavy attack.
Earthenone: maybe the specific worlds to each character make sense if we know the deep lore behind them
Izandai: What is with those Os?
eric_christian_berg: In Russia, dungeon murderhobos YOU!
JessKay: BL°CK
jonnykefka: what is that font, I've seen it in some number of logos before
Lysander_Gustav: This font is reminding me of Northern Exposure
lady_olynder: not the correct font but not the worst font we've see on this show
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @eric_christian_berg mendarYay
jonasjonIV: Ah, its Aveline DragonAge
NewtyNewts: Ooh, Graham! Time to take out that font-error book from that Mailtime however many months ago!
lady_olynder: at least it is legible
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Inglonias: why is there a "heal" button?!
EvilBadman: That giant bulwark lady from Gatecrash
Gildan_Bladeborn: Description was literal.
LinearGif: Ah, but she's vaguely nordic
JadedCynic: @jonnykefka you can free them up; the organizers (who upscaled the original gif to give like several million pixels so they could sell more) have disappeared with the money collected so far - so a scam (bait & switch) within a scam (NFT) that uses a scam (crypto)
BogglesUrMind: It's a big shields tho
Simriel: Boston maybe?
malc: New Orc
Alahmnat: londonyork
paronomasiac042: Londork?
0uttaS1TE: Wait, what is any of this?
JoTyler: nick is playing a game RIGHT NOW that uses the same character assets???????
bytecaster: The pyromancers of London
Drasvin: !game
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Anubis169: goodness gracious great balls of stunlock
0uttaS1TE: Newdon
TheWriterAleph: !y
Ogrekidd: is that the dude from captain planet with the fire ring
RandomTrivia: Those are thoroughly US hydrants
bytecaster: Lava golem?
LinearGif: Wow the flanking is an unbeatable strategy
Simriel: That's Satan.
BogglesUrMind: Hey McFly! My mage friend and I are gonna beat the snot out of you!
Foxmar320: Mid sections are over rated anyway
eric_christian_berg: You are... Ghost Tummy!
swampcat12: ooh a ranged character
0uttaS1TE: Poor Man's Revenant
Chantzzzzz: are ghost
GDwarf: Huh, this...really reminds me of a W&P game from years ago, wonder if it's a coincidence. Wish I could remember the name.
Gekyouryuu: I hear shieldmaiden and think Brigitte from Overwatch
EldarLuin: It's Jubilee!
Simriel: You went from Woman with Ghost to, Satan
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Another unrealistic body standard
Simriel: woman with shield*
ND_Ericson: a wrestler without any weakness: can't work your mid section Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hardly the most awe inspiring of magics
JadedCynic: so it looks like a middleage warrior, some contemporary thug, and some kind of mage
DiamondMX: Having enemies that don't stun and do tons of damage is a bold choice.
Mai_Andra: Show midriff not sexy enough. Show deeper.
EvilBadman: Stamina free attacks seems OP
littlepuppyjace: welp. i gotta sleep before work catch the rest on the vod. have a nice night all!
Diabore: with some polish this game could be something
JessKay: strats!
eric_christian_berg: Welcome... to Jedi World!
Gnyrinn: Is this the Stellaris soundtrack?
grim_gnaw: Which world was the bank interior then?
Simriel: Also magic doesn't use Stamina unlike mrlee.
TheGreatDeox: This is certainly some ambiance
Alahmnat: this is definitely someone who bought ALL of the low-poly asset packs while they were on sale
Serioavion: I mean the look is just fortnite right?
JadedCynic: @eric_christian_berg if cyberpunk 2077 held a city-wide star wars con?
LinearGif: Aha, my backwards walking style, beats your triangular flanking style
Inglonias: this looks like someone was trying to make a good game and then just stopped caring after they finished the prototype
FPNY41: Is this the new Marvel Avengers game?
MAPBoardgames: Time to play Kite! That! Jedi!
t3h_f1gm3nt: unlimited power!
GDwarf: Ah, maybe not exactly an asset flip, but store-bought assets at least.
bytecaster: But did they then commission the menu art to fit the asset pack model?
Alahmnat: we've certainly seen *worse* asset-flips
Dalrint: So what's the point? Or goal?
ShaneLeeAtk: Why no laser sword pick ups? 0 out of 10
Akaiatana: @MAPBoardgames I HAVE been a Jedi, frequently!
Earthenone: try pyromancy
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I always wonder if games that uses a lot of these premade assets like this actually bought them
TheGreatDeox: The music half reminds me of The Slaughtering Ground
Foxmar320: Big laser as it again
LinearGif: Power, unlimited, etc
jonnykefka: It's like using the Sweet Business as a titan.
RandomTrivia: Except there doesn't seem to be cost?
NovaTiempo: Major SWTOR vibes
0uttaS1TE: So did they just draw the character for the splash art
Foxmar320: Warlocks in the Crucible are op
fastlane250: zappo
SidewinderSky: I thought they nerfed Chaos Reach?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This music isn't nearly obnoxious/repetitive enough to be The Slaughtering Grounds.
0uttaS1TE: Chaos Reach be like
EldarLuin: Is it just the same floor plan reskinned?
MAPBoardgames: It's the Vaulted ceilings that make it seem bigger
Simriel: @foxmar320 @sidewindersky Booooo
Foxmar320: lol
Jmonkey49: did that vault have a back door?
JadedCynic: oh right, I have to catch the vods for your PIF, G*
LinearGif: What strange aeons we find ourselves in
NewtyNewts: Even death may die
RandomTrivia: As you do
Ubiki: its a castlevania game now
CodeGorilla: That bank vault has a back door, which seems like a bad idea?
Alahmnat: I've read that SCP
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Did death drop a sweet scythe?
0uttaS1TE: Just like that?
TheWriterAleph: you have to be death now. it's the Reaper Clause
TehAmelie: in strange aeons. . .
MAPBoardgames: It's a strange eon when death can die.
Tangsm: So this FBI run bank has a dungeon.
Simriel: Listen there is an SCP about killing death. don't do it
Gormlessben: Strange aeons, these.
AveryCorvus: Starting your day by killing death? I think I watched that anime
BogglesUrMind: Teleports behind you. Nothing personnel kid
Violet__Violence: as y'do
Akaiatana: Kill cereal? That'd make you a -
DiamondMX: Did you say you had a heal button?
Serioavion: What's the green bar under health for?
Decaped: So, unity store assets or self made?
0uttaS1TE: I sometimes forget that you guys like Destiny. I've been getting back into it personally. I haven't played since late 2019
JadedCynic: ahhh so we're not just OP, there's some chances for the other mobs
MungoDude: just give Death a good serving of themself
Ba_Dum_Tish: 5 martini coma
wench_tacular: @Decaped stamina
ZachtlyAsIntended: Why would you fear the reaper when he's this easy to kill
LinearGif: We've had death, yes, but what about second death?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you kill Death, that's going to make the rest of the game pretty dull. You and an enemy just attacking each other constantly.
DanTheMediocre: Kill Death 2: Kill Deader
AveryCorvus: Killing so many Deaths after breakfast, Graham is a cereal killer
EvilBadman: Last Action Hero rules
JadedCynic: oh yeahhhhh
matthaus_c: @Decaped the characters look hand made, but the rest of it looks like asset store material
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Simriel: Last Action Hero is wonderful
Tom_Bruise: I only remember Charles Dance being a delight
Gildan_Bladeborn: I saw it once as a child.
Ba_Dum_Tish: It was a cool idea
EvilBadman: the bad guy is CHARLES DANCE
TheGreatDeox: I remember that movie. It was fun
Angnor33: The Last Action Hero is really good.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It's one of the earlier meta-movies, self aware, and not bad really.
JoTyler: daddy lannister
Dromos_GHG: death played by Ian McKellan I think
TalpTheScot: there was a whole lot more social commentary than i remember
Mattmitchell45: Last Action Hero feels 2 decades out of time
Gnyrinn: Bad guy played by Charles Dance, no less.
Tom_Bruise: "Hello?! I've just shot someone! And I'd like to confess!"
Violet__Violence: lmao
saucemaster5000: Ian McKellon is Death in that movie
fubargames: "Will I die?" "Yes."
JadedCynic: "Shut up; it's 3am!"
Styxseus: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: He did a subversion of the "I've shot this many bullets" trope towards the end.
Simriel: @tom_bruise Charles Dance is superb in it. that's one of my favourite movie scenes ever
DandyGeek: It's much better than you'd expect
TalpTheScot: he goes full ham in it, its incredible
Alahmnat: Charles Dance *is* pretty great
Lysander_Gustav: and at the end of the movie it ends up with the kid hero chained up in a bathroom
Mattmitchell45: Charles Dance becomes aware of the Action Movie meta
Wonderdoc: Ah yes New York
Lord_Hosk: He shoots the trunk of a car and it doesn't explode and hes like "WHAT?"
LinearGif: Elder Lannister? I don't remember that part of Book of Mormon
LurkerSpine: Last Action Hero was marketed as an action movie instead of a comedy, and that was its downfall
LarkSachrosis: Charles Dance was the best part of Alien 3
BogglesUrMind: Or the devil alien in the scifi miniseries of childhood's end
Mangledpixel: it's a very fun premise
Enki1256: He looks great in drag to.
Anubis169: himself
RandomTrivia: LUL This sounds amazing
ravenlord_xix: Or that goon from that one Roger Moore bond movie
BusTed: Sylvester Stallone
fubargames: Graham, if you haven't seen it you totally should
fhorrigan: T1000
BusTed: As T2
MungoDude: there are many cameos
Earthenone: i thought when he came to the real world shwartzenager became a governor
JadedCynic: the character meets the actor
Anubis169: the action hero character meets arnold teh actor
EvilBadman: Buy also Terminator 2 in Arnold's character's universe is Sly Stallone (he sees this in a blockbuster)
Loonatic93: The Sly Stallone poster is in Twins.
sgowell: Robert Patrick is in there
Angnor33: The bit with Stallone in all the Arnold movies in the video store.
LordZarano: Last Action Hero was one of the early Movies With Mikey
Snowwraith: Charles Dance is also the voice of the emperor in The Witcher 3.
Akaiatana: A Danse with Death
DiamondMX: Do they make out? They should make out.
fhorrigan: They walk by Robert Patrick literally playing the T1000 at one point
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone He either became a governor or the King of California, if you believe Gloryhammer
Wonderdoc: Oh THAT MOVIE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Now I want to rewatch last action hero
Laserbeaks_Fury: talking about Last Action Hero?
fubargames: Every cameo. But the T1000 and Stallone playing the Terminator in the movie universe.
jonnykefka: game solved moving on
Foxmar320: Yeah it just goes from location to location
offbeatwitch: the melting machine
LinearGif: Balance? Do or do not, there is no balance
Foxmar320: Not much of a game just run Warlock
Lord_Hosk: The Actor Arnold is like "we should hire you, for grocery store openings and stuff, here is his card"
lady_olynder: i mean there is an arrow in your shoulder
TehAmelie: Stallone and Arnie's "feud" seems to have been pretty hilarious
Trixalicious: It's realistic, electrocuting people is OP compared to metal stick.
adamjford: that's a good bit, hah
Astra7525: really? I missed that
Thrawn93: for a minute it seemed like the difficulty was ramping up but apparently not
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sgowell: Movies with Mikey has a great episode on this.
alikaoz: Arnold, better known as The Hollywood Hootsman
Violet__Violence: bye
Foxmar320: Also this game is bad because of Fox murder
NewtyNewts: Failed to load death animation
JessKay: bye
quillilian: As we've learned today, it takes years to balance a game
Eyclonus: AAA quality here
3cbb: they should have made this a gacha so you would have to pay a ton of money to unlock this character
Anubis169: and there's a scene in the action hero world where The Terminator is played by Sylvester Stallone
0uttaS1TE: NANI
Simriel: Well now I just wanna watch Last Action Hero
Foxmar320: Don't kill the foxes :(
Styxseus: Maybe it needs a few more years of.. early access?
JadedCynic: "I'm not going to fall down; I'll just wait here until I dissolve"
Simriel: Haven't seen this movie in years.
SeismicLawns: oh no the game loops
NewtyNewts: I guess it has no end.
MungoDude: Robert Patrick's cameo in Last Action Hero is even shorter than his cameo in Wayne's World
EldarLuin: NEXT!
0uttaS1TE: Amazing
Enki1256: Does the music from the snow land sound familiar to anyone else.
glitched_goddess: Still more stable than a Bethesda game
TalpTheScot: it wasnt even bad enough to be amusing
RandomTrivia: What we learned from that game is that Last Action Hero is apparently a great movie
chickenace11: I only know Robert Patrick from the show Scorpian
Gormlessben: "Exemption," as in, "did I do good enough I don't gotta take the final?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: I loved the station with all the buddy cops
Phailhammer: "Cinematic."
RandomTrivia: :D
Anubis169: wait... i may have played this game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Robert Patrick is probably the only good part of the Street Fighter movie.
DanTheMediocre: that sure had enough to count as a game
JadedCynic: so much drift ;)
Wicker_Guide: another "would have been good as a class project" game
0uttaS1TE: HI
offbeatwitch: HELLO
BusTed: 👋
Wicker_Guide: gabyHi
chuckyd0203: it's Like right after the cartoon cat detective
LinearGif: What I'm learning today is I could absolutely already be selling games
Ba_Dum_Tish: God this reminds of a game on the genesis
RandomTrivia: Look at those trees popping in!
fastlane250: Maxell-brand Army Cassette
DiamondMX: They were good games.
JadedCynic: desert strike, jungle striker
GDwarf: Those are remarkably bulletproof trees
Hawkwreak: Desert Strike on Megadrive/Genesis was excellent
matthaus_c: I played tons of bowling games on PS1! :p
Traion: This is part of the Air Combat Series
JadedCynic: O_o
RandomTrivia: wait what
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
0uttaS1TE: WHAT
DiamondMX: That's ... not how helicopters work.
DoctorOfBeard: er....
ANeMzero: this is how Helicopters work
offbeatwitch: helicopters can totally fly like this
bytecaster: Is that how helicopters work?
Foxmar320: This is a perfectly realistic flight sim
DeM0nFiRe: This is definitely a thing helicopters do
NotCainNorAbel: not how a heli works
Snowwraith: Yeah, the Strikes went back even further than that.
Styxseus: Do a barrel roll!
Wicker_Guide: gabyFine
Lord_Hosk: Desert Strike and Jungle strike for Sega Genesis
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is how helicopters work right
lady_olynder: why does this helicopter control like a plane
Vyous: I don't think that's how helicopters work
RandomTrivia: This helicopter has regenerating health? :D
Faulpyr: That's definitely how helicopters do.
SeismicLawns: that's uh not how you helicopter
blip2004: Junglestrike on SNES is what I remember
adamjford: definitely how helicopters work
NewtyNewts: That's totally how copter work
MAPBoardgames: Do a barrel roll!
t3h_f1gm3nt: i remember playing jungle strike for the snes and not figuring out how to get past the first level as a kid LUL
Crad0k: not the PS1... i did on Amiga, though
SpacePotato01: Pray harder to climb
Two_Hats: So I'm not a pilot, but...
Hawkwreak: @Traion Clearly this is the beta footage for AC8
JadedCynic: someone wanted to do a sim
TheGreatDeox: I remember playing Firestorm Thunderhawk 2 on PS1, which was like Desert Strike and very rad
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: HL2 exploding barrel noise
leopard_wolf: Did they attach plane physics to a helicopter model?
eric_christian_berg: did we switch games?
matthaus_c: cockpit camera would have made me siiiick
jonnykefka: Does the compass go from 0 to north?
helgridr: Needs more Airwolf theme
Alness49: Helicopter model, jet controls
fastlane250: only normal helicopting going on here
BusTed: I remember Cobra Command on NES.
LinearGif: I don't know much about helicopters, but this doesn't seem right
Tangsm: Do a barrel roll?
Lord_Hosk: Thats how helicopters work
Earthenone: to be fair the objextive knows how to use its guns already
GDwarf: Um, I have a physics complaint...
0uttaS1TE: this looks like VTOL controls
Trixalicious: Uh...
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
adamjford: incredible
Tiber727: How far up can you go?
TehAmelie: i loved Desert Strike on SNES and hated how hard it was
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Alex: notably GOOD at flight sim games. Kappa
ZealousCrow: ummm
Foxmar320: This is how Helicopters fly down under
EvilBadman: This destroys the helicopter
CodeGorilla: Um.
AveryCorvus: I see nothing wrong with this
matthaus_c: that horizon is FLAT
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat
JadedCynic: well, maybe learn to fly the chopper first well away from any enemy fire ;)
Anubis169: tiny helicopter of god
DiamondMX: They've taken fighter plane physics and just made them slower.
CrazyZonie: I was inverted.
DanTheMediocre: do a barrel roll
Thrawn93: oh yeah, this is how helicopters work
Styxseus: PFFF
TheGreatDeox: I like my Helicopter sunny side up
LarkSachrosis: You're doing it Peter!
eric_christian_berg: Had to go deal with a glass bowl exploding in the kitchen.
Vampyre_Lord: is flying upside down in a helicopter even physically possible?
bytecaster: What if we just attach a helicopter model to this plane control script we bought, that should do it, right?
Eyclonus: This isn't how you helicrapter
Anubis169: LOL
ANeMzero: Someone just got something for planes from the asset store and then put a helicopter model on it
adamjford: OH
BusTed: Sure.
ink_streams: Flyinf upside down? Reverse controls? That tracks.
NovaTiempo: wot
StageMgrRob: Is that how helicopters work?
Styxseus: HMMM
ZealousCrow: WE'RE OKAY
Dragonality: Annnnnd we're fine
JadedCynic: ummm
malc: it can't do that either
0uttaS1TE: OH
Foxmar320: Oh dear
Two_Hats: haha
MAPBoardgames: He's OKAY! Folks!
jonnykefka: ssssoooooooooo
alikaoz: Are you telling me this isn't piloted by the fish?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL the recovery!
adamjford: LMAO
TehAmelie: are you Airwolf?
matthaus_c: we're fine!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Soul1355: lrrFINE
bytecaster: What if collider but no death?
SeismicLawns: uh...oh
fastlane250: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: That's not how any of this works
Tangsm: Immortal helicopter. Love it.
mrsarkhan: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
0uttaS1TE: WE ARE OK
SpacePotato01: hugging the terrain, pro strats
BloodnBullets: no consequences!
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Drasvin: XD
DeM0nFiRe: You barely take any damage from that lol
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think we might be immortal.
ND_Ericson: Alex just straight up StuKA-ing those tanks LUL
Lauchmin13: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Trixalicious: I see the helicopter is made of invincibllium
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
saucemaster5000: that chopper is Colossus
TheGreatDeox: 10/10, perfect game
jonasjonIV: sure
NewtyNewts: Just gonna graze the ground real quick
AveryCorvus: Wait, was that explosion sound just the Half-Life 2 explosion sound?
Anubis169: can we reach the sub ocean?
CrazyZonie: I don't think even Airwolf can do that.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: you can 100% barrel roll and loop a helicopter, but not that
eric_christian_berg: Tongue the tank!
Tom_Bruise: The Kamikaze Division as made a breakthrough, it seems
Jucassauro: oh I get it helicopters are magical
jonnykefka: do you have a health?
0uttaS1TE: lrrFINE lrrFINE
AveryCorvus: Those are just Half-Life explosions
RockPusher: Blue Thundering around the landscape
Forgebold: That's got to be the most durable helicopter ever
Mangledpixel: and he's ok folks!
JadedCynic: that's not a helicopter; it's a supercharged lawnmower
Two_Hats: Those tanks are confused right about now
Hawkwreak: Better piloting than most ARMA3 pilots ive seen to be honest.
JonnyH: BONK
leopard_wolf: What's the top speed?
Alahmnat: oh cool so we're immortal
RandomTrivia: LUL
Last1031: did they switch games i just went to check laundry
ZealousCrow: Helicopter or digging machine?
EvilBadman: We're losing armor (top right)
Snowwraith: That is actually damaging your armour hitting the ground.
DeM0nFiRe: Youy do have a health that is going down, albeit slowly
Lord_Hosk: AAA is useless
Thrawn93: oh
Foxmar320: LOL
Trixalicious: AA gun can't get you if you're not in the air.
Alahmnat: can we go infinitely fast in reverse?
Anubis169: peeking around a tree like Wile-E-Coyote
Foxmar320: Finally!
LinearGif: Allergic to trees I see
SeismicLawns: helicopters are just tanks with many knives
Violet__Violence: ahahahaha
ANeMzero: It is certainly attacking the ground
Dezufnocosem: you attack the ground
TheAinMAP: Trees are deadly.
Mattmitchell45: Got there!
SnackPak_: aww
Alness49: We're just a mobile blender
lady_olynder: oh so there is health
TalpTheScot: AA guns? no problem for ground attack vehicle!
Tom_Bruise: ok, so ground is good, but tree is not
jonasjonIV: you CAN die
Ubiki: health is at top right for some reason
Spectre97: You have "Armor" in the top right
paronomasiac042: A helicopter cover-based shooter
Narcuru: we have 1k armor i think that is our health
offbeatwitch: we found God
alikaoz: This isn't a chopper, this is a metal humming bird
Spectre97: Indistinct from the other text
fastlane250: Critical Helicopter Failure
fubargames: I think that was just us getting shot that killed us?
DanTheMediocre: so the canopy is what kills us, not the ground
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah health is "armor" up in the top right. we start with 1000 and take like....maybe 2-3 health a second when running aground LUL
Eyclonus: Shouldn't those triggers be synced with a fixed crossover?
NewtyNewts: That skybox sure is something.
BogglesUrMind: Is this Goldeneye music?
jetpixi: Are you....flyin upside down?
Lord_Hosk: Jesus? is this prayer warriors?
jetpixi: oh nvm
Lysander_Gustav: It probably is stolen music
AveryCorvus: @BogglesUrMind THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
JadedCynic: there's no wheel for jesus to take in here; just two sticks and two pedals
Earthenone: jesus is busy shitposting from last w&p
Anubis169 plays the jaws theme
Clench_Eastwood: this is no jesus on garbage day
JadedCynic: collective should raise and lower you
MAPBoardgames: Jesus, take the wheel! Jesus says, these controls suck!
TehAmelie: !findquote helicopter
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malc: ahahaha
RandomTrivia: "I cast Gun"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: there's no collective/cyclic, so it's definitely just a plane model reskinned
Thrawn93: success!
0uttaS1TE: my ears
JadedCynic: gottem!
NewtyNewts: That was so many bullts
SquirrelEarl: That's one way
Ubiki: that took a lot of bullet
Trixalicious: I don't think that was 8m away.
jetpixi: gotten?
eric_christian_berg: Bullets as melee weapons.
malc: yes that is perfectly realistic
Mangledpixel: success!
RandomTrivia: Flawless victory!
SeismicLawns: I love that
Gildan_Bladeborn: That can't be how you're "meant" to do it though.
ND_Ericson: haha, gunship go brr
Tom_Bruise: Victory is inevitable
Carlioo: that's the worst gun sound I've ever heard
leopard_wolf: I'm curiose about two things: The top speed, and whats the edge of the map is like
empyreon: disagree LUL
Rynehawk: i thought it was hailing outside
Serioavion: how much popcorn did you just make?
TheGreatDeox: Watch+Play: Proof that we need more jesus
RandomTrivia: @Serioavion Most of it
jetpixi: 352 out of?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: spectacular gameplay
LarkSachrosis: Use Absolute Aggression!
public_key_reveal_party: this looks like a 100% accurate simulator, I don't know what it's doing on watch + play
crystal_shooter: do a barrel rol!!
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0uttaS1TE: Can we fly into the sub-ocean?
AveryCorvus: nice
virgil82: Barrel Roll!
Foxmar320: Nice
Alahmnat: HELI yeah
leidrienne: Its not anti-air if I'm on the ground
RandomTrivia: Nice
Vampyre_Lord: nice
DeM0nFiRe: nice
ND_Ericson: "everything is a damage race if you're bad at dodging" Kappa
Gildan_Bladeborn: That isn't the "gun" sound, that's the "gun impacting the armor of the target" sound.
wench_tacular: nice
Ubiki: that one took significantly less bullet
Lauchmin13: nice
LinearGif: Oh no, collider entanglement
Gildan_Bladeborn: The actual weapons are nearly soundless.
Anubis169: freeeeeeeeeeeeee
LarkSachrosis: vargMmm
evilspoons983: strats!
jonnykefka: physics?
malc: blup
matthaus_c: Answer Armor
LordZarano: To be fair to the game helicopters are actually pretty difficult to control
ghyllnox: We've escaped the subocean!
SeismicLawns: alex using the ground as a tactical slingshot
JadedCynic: "If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you were just lucky" Maxim #43
Foxmar320: 42 is not 0
Vampyre_Lord: less than nice
Gnyrinn: I call this craft the Dauntless Chinook. Part helocopter, part dive bomber.
jonnykefka: this will end badly
Violet__Violence: this won't be disorienting at all i'm sure
jetpixi: every action has an equal and opposite reaction?
SpacePotato01: must be what they call the 'wing in ground' effect.
NewtyNewts: I don't know if it's because I'm already sick, but I don't like looking at this much...
jonnykefka: and by "badly" I mean someone's going to get motion sick
EMNetwork: Pilot Wings never looked so good\
0uttaS1TE: I feel sick
Wicker_Guide: is there a dedicated roll/yaw control?
Tom_Bruise: It is at the expense of 27 armor points, but the launch boost is worth it if a quick escape is in order
EMNetwork: wait...
SpacePotato01: but really, wing in ground.
matthaus_c: oh god not the cockpit
Alahmnat: aerolon roll in a hell is pretty impressive ngl
JadedCynic: the 'stick' controls roll and pitch, not yaw (that's the rudder pedals)
SleepyDeveloper: weeeeee *BLARGHHH*
Hawkwreak: This cockpit just makes me think of the Littlebird from ARMA.
RandomTrivia: Well, it was a good run
alikaoz: It's a maneuver sure to sent you heavensward
TheGreatDeox: My Uncle is in the RAF, everything Graham said about helicopters is true
Lysander_Gustav: let's see if the map has edges
Mushbie: that was the HL2 rocket sound
Earthenone: the goal is to blow up the tent, maybe ignore the guns
malc: I feel like we must be able to find a subocean here
offbeatwitch: was that the source engine explosion noise
AveryCorvus: @Mushbie Yuuup
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Earthenone: and just targt the one tent
JadedCynic: aren't the aircraft also enemy?
Alahmnat: aril on
matthaus_c: someone call Cameron
JadedCynic: welcome ot the real world ;)
Alahmnat: something. spelling is hard
Anubis169: i love the tree pop-in
evilspoons983: is Alex using mouse+kb or a gamepad?
JadedCynic: they're on OUR side?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ah unity tree pop in
SpacePotato01: that gun is more like a confetti cannon
Narcuru: we have 3 friend in the upper right
Jadenim: That’s alright, this isn’t using flight-style physics…
jetpixi: there are JETS?
Robot_Bones: Heh heh, alex is scoring with a helicopter heh heh
AveryCorvus: My headcanon is that the reason the jets are always flying directly overhead when you respawn is that this helicopter is, itself, a munition deployed by the jet
CrazyZonie: Graham, you're in this mission as a diversion.
Narcuru: and 8 enemy left
Narcuru: well 7
Rynehawk: they have jets, but they want to watch the guy fly his helicopter upside down
Hawkwreak: The helo is here, clearly just to sponge bullets while the jets just fart around
Solid_Doom: the source engine damage sounds are hilarious
jonnykefka: i'm fascinated by the "photo" counter.
Just_Herby: I had this game but good on the PS1.
JadedCynic: yeah, that little hugues chopper is used as recon; it doesn't carry much of anything that would have any effect on like a tank...
evilspoons983: because a gamepad is waaaaaay more intuitive for a helicopter, what with dual sticks and analog L/R
0uttaS1TE: @averycorvus That sounds like something from Ace Combat
dumbo3k: Hey, the jets are actually killing things. It went from 7 to 6
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hindy, Red Nosed Helecopter
Solid_Doom: 10/10 landing
Lord_ZYRK: I hope someone made this joke already, but yo we playing some Jungle Strike? PogChamp
RandomTrivia: Essentially.
asthanius: In that nobody does it?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm not a Helo pilot but I am a helicopter engineer
malc: I have done neither
JadedCynic: well, it's kinda like that
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's a bitch
RandomTrivia: Physics-wise, it basically is
Rynehawk: obviously Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Hell yeah
LinearGif: Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer, but it seems to me that, flying a helicopter is a lot like balancing a marble in a pie plate
Dezufnocosem: my dad always told me making love is like balancing a marble on a pie plate
Anubis169: I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oooooooo
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: My dad got to try one time (beside the real pilot). The advice was "Think about turning left, don't do it, just think about it". Worked well.
RebekahWSD: I've been in a helicopter, and actively had to suppress my knowledge of how helicopters only fly by being so hideous the earth rejects them
Hawkwreak: Desert strike was my jam. That game was so damn good
NotCainNorAbel: oh yeah....I loved those games
Narcuru: there got the target
matthaus_c: Soviet Strike radicalised me
bytecaster: In the middle of the tense air battle you just hear one of the fighter pilots over the radio just shouting: "Do a flip! Over"
JadedCynic: congrats
Lord_Hosk: Everything you do in a helicopter has to be balanced out by something else you do. go faster, you need to make sure you dont tip over...
Earthenone: yes
crono3453: I mean, it's terrible but Me Myself and Irene made it sound easy. It's just lift vs drag and rotation.
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN ?
Foxmar320: Victory?
TheMerricat: I was actually amazing to learn that helicoptors can actually still 'glide' when the rotor engine goes off. falling causes the rotor to spin which in turn if you tilt correctly gives you more lift.
Foxmar320: WAT
offbeatwitch: welcome to dark zone
jonasjonIV: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: WAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
Fanboy_of_Bolas: LUL
adamjford: lmao
TheGreatDeox: Did you ever play the Firestorm Thunderhawk games Graham?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Hawkwreak: HAHAHA
0uttaS1TE: We...won?
Narcuru: which was labeled as a "red tent" but that wasnt red
Jadenim: I had a Hind simulator back in the late 90’s that had great physics and graphics that were ass…
Alahmnat: O.o
ND_Ericson: roll credits
Earthenone: your target was between the tank and the howitzer
SnackPak_: why
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha ha ha.
mechmagic: ???
oh_look_a_person: wHAT
NewtyNewts: Gone to the beach!
asthanius: Sae Hasegawa
Tangsm: Is that the pilot?
TheAinMAP: What?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: FBtouchdown
eric_christian_berg: Your "aide".
Styxseus: HAAAAhahahahahaha
Anubis169: ooooooooooookay
notthepenguins: uhhhhh
jetpixi: why
Spectre97: "Target" in the top right went from 1 to 0
Solid_Doom: perfect
Phailhammer: uh
Orgmastron: LMAO
laikagoat: zoeyEgg
EMNetwork: booooewbs
LordZarano: WHY?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the rule of thumb is that once you teach a helicopter pilot to successfully hover, just asking them to turn on the radio is enough to throw them off balance
matthaus_c: she was the pilot!
wench_tacular: guess you won, have this lady
AveryCorvus: You got the Metroid ending!
Vampyre_Lord: tactical uniform
bytecaster: "Aide"
RaklarLS: oook?
Anubis169: top gunnin' it
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: wut
DanTheMediocre: someone mentioned we only had to kill the command tent and the aa were optional
empyreon: AIDE
Lauchmin13: BOOBA
Faulpyr: Is that the pilot?
LinearGif: The helicopter was a woman all along!
fastlane250: Okaaaaaaay
Laserbeaks_Fury: Coplaying Lum?
Admiralmatt: what?
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT??
Chantzzzzz: 100/10
Nigouki: why is there a super low poly CIWS there?
thraximore: ?
CranstonSnord: I feel like Choplifter on my Apple II clone had better physics
TheWanderingNomad: Was our pilot in a bikini the whole time?
ZachtlyAsIntended: That's....a game
lyropithic: This is -exactly- like Metroid!
Gnyrinn: Hello aide, sorry to disturb you sunbathing.
RandomTrivia: Cool, we got the good ending where Samus takes off her power suit! :D
Lord_ZYRK: All the better to helicopter with
asthanius: "LEON!"
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Vampyre_Lord: men made this game
Thomas: yikes
CrazyZonie: Big hands means big... erm feet?
thraximore: ALEX
NewtyNewts: Everything has a bikini
jetpixi: ಠ_ಠ
fastlane250: rec sue
Tom_Bruise: oh shit, we gotta go rescue Ashley?
animated_fairy: Ah yes. Your reward is bikini
TheGreatDeox: Are we a bad enough dude to save her?
Tom_Bruise: Are we Mike!?
malc: that is a very shiny tiled ocean
Ba_Dum_Tish: Drop da beat
MAPBoardgames: You know what makes a good game? Bikini babes.
fubargames: Are you badass enough to do that?
Lord_ZYRK: Those are the eyes of someone who wants to make you as dead on the outside as she is on the inside
lion_byte: why men gotta be like this
ZachtlyAsIntended: Do you think they intentionally went with bikini or just couldn't figure out how to dress the models?
TehAmelie: are we going to win her hand and half the kingdom?
kusinohki: "she breathes through her skin" - kojima
Thomas: are the pilots wearing bikinis?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: "he did what"?
Gildan_Bladeborn: If you get in close enough to the tanks and AA-guns, you'd see that they are also wearing bikinis.
Dromos_GHG: 80's synth
MikoKisai: @ZachtlyAsIntended why not both?
jetpixi: no way
RandomTrivia: LUL
asthanius: "Oooooh, over!"
Styxseus: You almost made me spit out my drink XD
offbeatwitch: RESCUE 1
Dog_of_Myth: Send in Snake!!
Foxmar320: Booo
Hawkwreak: "The paper?! I thought you were still in Pyongyang!"
Earthenone: yes AA flack
Phailhammer: "Richter, stop eating the mic!"
Electrodyne: I'm almost surprised at the lack of ripoff Airwolf music
LiveFaust: Did somebody say Bad Dudes, btw?
Dog_of_Myth: BOOOO
TheOtherTrevor: Getting some flack? AA!
malc: aa! flak!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are we in a hind D?
Wicker_Guide: gabyRage hiss
Tom_Bruise: Are we playing Resident Evil 4 now? Are we the heli?
TriseAlpha: Somebody found the warbler function, innit?
I_Am_Clockwork: #”no and then”
LinearGif: In this game? That's a surprise
Metric_Furlong: isn't that most tanks?
Traion: This is clearly an RE4 side story, this is what happened to the backup Leon requested to save the President's Daughter
RandomTrivia: Hey, I'll take that representation if that's what's going
Solid_Doom: I identify as an M1 Abrams
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no a day night cycle
CrazyZonie: Listened to enough LiveATC... that was real comm work.
jetpixi: i had a dream the Undertaker was flying me around in a plane. I think it was a vision of the future.
Foxmar320: Big mood
LinearGif: Wait no we're literally in an attack helicopter, shut it down
0uttaS1TE: I dunno, @metric_furlong . I knew a bi tank.
Narcuru: there was a "success" condition that was spelled out on the splash screen, but you clicked through it too fast lol
Tom_Bruise: @Traion yeeaaa, we're Mike I guess. Hope we get to go to that bar this time
JadedCynic: you really need to find the rudder controls; they ACTUALLY turn you left and right...
jetpixi: look at that perfect horizon
ghyllnox: She can hop in while we stutter into the ground for a solid minute
Wicker_Guide: question, does wasd do anything?
asthanius: In Fitro Vertilization
CodeGrump: @Solid_Doom Roll on me, track-daddy!
Wicker_Guide: because if so, Q/R may well be roll controls
evilspoons983: that is one hell of a spotlight, holy shit
t3h_f1gm3nt: we did it!
Foxmar320: We crashed into her
Suffix: uh
malc: "saved"
DiamondMX: You blended Scarlet
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JadedCynic: collective up and pitch up...
Rynehawk: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: EZ PZ
Lauchmin13: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
wench_tacular: now who will save us?
ghyllnox: Totally didn't kill her
Astra7525: What is "slay" counting?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Saved Scarlet by catching her in the spinning blades maybe?
RandomTrivia: Into the sunset!
jonnykefka: I think that's the idea Alex
wench_tacular: she is a who, not a what!
0uttaS1TE: speedrun
bytecaster: Sorry, Scarlet you are not out of danger yet, the HUD still says "ENEMY 8"
NewtyNewts: Now just don't die, maybe?
jetpixi: mission accomplished! let the jets take care of it.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: she was a who
AirmanKJE: You got the package Kappa
Trixalicious: To teach them a lesson.
TriseAlpha: Stealth mission. No survivors = no witnesses.
jonnykefka: subocean?
Tom_Bruise: We saved Scarlet's hide, particularely the stuff inside the hide, the hide is kinda all over the LZ
offbeatwitch: welcome to hell
Laserbeaks_Fury: "But what about all the bad guys?" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
jetpixi: SPACE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jet ski into the sunset
Hawkwreak: "We have collected the package... In some tupperware"
eric_christian_berg: Is that the sky or the sea on the bottom?
lirazel64: umm
MikoKisai: did we hit the superocean?
RealLegitStreamer: I am starting to think that maybe this is not a well made game
Talin06: are we in the sub sky
TehAmelie: we've located the target. we're going to need a chum bucket
fubargames: Please risk the president's daughter in a combat mission
EvilBadman: why hasn't there been a top gun type movie for helicopters
Spacecarl: No, now you have to put her in danger to kill those jerks
Lord_Hosk: The enemy gate is down
Solid_Doom: we must keep going
0uttaS1TE: "We got Scarlet!" "Good, that's one less loose end."
TriseAlpha: Do a Barrel Roll!
jetpixi: the space ocean
RandomTrivia: "I'm a doctor, not a physicist"
ink_streams: I think you've found the world's ceiling
NovaTiempo: um what?
TheGreatDeox: In more normal news, the girl with the floating donut in this manga is being followed by a ghost and can see fairies. It feels more grounded in reality than this
Metric_Furlong: did we hit super-ocean
DeM0nFiRe: LUL top tier reference\
jetpixi: the Spocean
evilspoons983: that's a superb episode
sarsum33: see if the ocean is solid?
ND_Ericson: "now here's a question you shouldn't be able to answer!"#
OneEpeeThrust: is this the super sargasso sea
AveryCorvus: It was a weird episode that was super quotable :P
Tom_Bruise: we have ascended beyond the sun
Jadenim: @evilbadman There…was? Somehthing with Apache’s in the early 90’s
Tom_Bruise: that's why it's so dark
jetpixi: are bullets infinite?
NewtyNewts: I prefer my media in FLAK
GDwarf: Those enemies are giving you a lot of flak
Gildan_Bladeborn: Day night cycle perhaps.
gualdhar: ugh flak this bull shat
RandomTrivia: Good thing there's a flashlight on the front of our helicopter
JadedCynic: so you should have like eight control keys - pitch up/down and roll left/right (probably WASD), then collective up/down {climb and descend}, and rudder left/right {yaw-turn left & right}
Creideiki_SE: @Jadenim "Fire Birds".
SquareDotCube: Better wear your jacket, the flak is heavy out there
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is there a day night cycle and why is our flashlight worse than a horror game
buemmschaf: you might have collided with the sun back there. would explain the darkness
LadyLockwood92: Nice, the helicopter is apparently made of tin
0uttaS1TE: I swear this is the first mission of Project Wingman
bytecaster: Sorry, Scarlet, let me briefly crash into the ground before I rescue you
eric_christian_berg: I'm here to rescue you! Take the gunner chair!
Earthenone: all these enemies are witnesses to what we did to scarlet after all, loose ends
Aquarionics: "Why can't we just leave" is a very W+P sentiment.
JadedCynic: @Jadenim yeah, with nick cage & sean young :|
t3h_f1gm3nt: @JadedCynic that would require us being in a properly made game
TriseAlpha: Ah, asset flips...
Solid_Doom: But why not use compass?
JessKay: that's okay alex, I can't tell my orientation either sometimes
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jonnykefka: there is...a disparity of feedback in those two kills
Two_Hats: Was that a shockwave?
JadedCynic: @t3h_f1gm3nt I'm willing to believe the controls exist, just that the dev(s) completely neglected to communicate WHAT they are to the end-users
dumbo3k: That was a very violent explosion. was that IFV full of explosives?
ravenlord_xix: I didn't think IFV's were for engaging helicopters
ND_Ericson: it's a REALLY good episode!
Tangsm: I love that one.
ND_Ericson: I think I rewatched that last month
jetpixi: that was a wild one
Alahmnat: that's one of my favorite episodes
RandomTrivia: LUL
JadedCynic: yeahhhh
Nenluen: and then the bubble starts to shrink
RandomTrivia: Somehow I've never seen that one, that's amazing
Alahmnat: "if there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe" has to be an all-time top tier line
Two_Hats: Her mentor
Eyclonus: @LoadingReadyRun Better than the Ghost that banged her grandmother?
ND_Ericson: "Remember me" is the nameo f the episode I think
TheMerricat: far better than the one where she gets raped by grandma's ghost.
Gadora: "If there's nothing wrong with me, then maybe there's something wrong with the universe!"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I like the "how many people are needed to run this ship"... followed by "How do I run this ship all by myself"
Alahmnat: it's definitely great but also it's basically "gaslighting: the TV episode"
jetpixi: i love those reality bending episodes
Foxmar320: wat
kusinohki: "it's always been just you and me beverly" - picard
TotallyNotaBeholder: 'Computer, what is the size of the universe'
asthanius: Irish Sex Ghost in a candle
DeM0nFiRe: TNG has some very good episodes and some very bad episodes lol
iris_of_ether: No one loves Subrosa
Snowwraith: Everyone likes to bring up the ghost.
Violet__Violence: of course
LurkerSpine: The Orville seems like a good Star Trek so far
Mangledpixel: ah, the sex candle episode
NewtyNewts: You're a star!
TriseAlpha: They had to play up that she was Scottish somehow
Solid_Doom: That aint it boss
malc: pfft
Nenluen: at one point it's just her and pecard, and she goes 'hey computer, could the two of us possibly have run this ship?' and the computer was like 'nah'
Lord_Hosk: The command crew is gone and she is like "who is in command of this vessel" and Data is like "im the second officer"
Vyous: The bubble episode weirdly gives me anxiety
LinearGif: Irish Sex Ghost is my favorite scent for a candle
DiamondMX: You have mated with the tree.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Tree! The natural enemy of helicopter.
Bradway1: Help, tree stuck
Violet__Violence: LMFAO
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dangit Treej
Foxmar320: Dead by tree
eric_christian_berg: Poor Scarlet.
TriseAlpha: Tree blown up.
oh_look_a_person: everyone knows trees are the main hazards to helicopters
Eyclonus: Everyone remembers Sex Candle Ghost
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Styxseus: Unstuck!
lady_olynder: what i a helicopter besides a glorified kite
Earthenone: call the firedepartment, our helicopter got stuck in a tree again
ND_Ericson: I also love the one where Picard lives a livetime in the time capsule
saucemaster5000: nothing beat Janeway and Paris having sex as lizards on Voyager
Rynehawk: every helicopter pilot's worst nightmare
Lysander_Gustav: I kind of liked the murder mystery one where Crusher flies into a sun to prove a point
bytecaster: FLAK = ineffective, tree = very effective
jetpixi: @Vyous i can definitely see why
SidewinderSky: i have extensive experience with cheap RC helicopters and trust me, stuck in a tree is realistic as hell
DGZenos: this game was so dark, the NYPD would pull them over for walking too fast
Mikklun: Sub Rosa isn't that bad it is a fairly poor episode but it gets a great deal of undeserved hate
JadedCynic: I mean you don't even have any options...
niccus: forbidden
DiamondMX: Also, "Yes" and "Cancel" are not opposites.
jetpixi: GET. OUT.
CodeGrump: I just watched The Inner Light a few hours ago - the one where Picard experiences a whole life as an alien on a dying planet in 25 minutes.
Styxseus: Its AA Tree! Look out!
Astra7525: "Who's on first?" ^^
jetpixi: Who's on first?!
Foxmar320: Amazing
Crad0k: @DeM0nFiRe the benefits of an episodic series, if any specific episode is bad, the next could be great
Two_Hats: I just finished watching the entire TNG, and the last season is far too much.
wench_tacular: good stream
eric_christian_berg: @CodeGrump Liked that one alot.
LinearGif: "We've never needed a crew before"
JuniorRoll: Thank you for suffering for us
Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream Alex and Graham
AveryCorvus: I introduced a friend of mine to TNG by showing them only the episodes that were pure gold. She is now a perfect platonic ideal of a Star Trek nerd, as she has none of the bad episodes in her head, only the good ones.
teavian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
teavian: wastched!
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Violet__Violence: it's a good time, glad the show's back
LadyLockwood92: Welp, off to the VoD ;P
JadedCynic: "I am number 2" "Who is number one?!?"
Styxseus: BOP!
LathosTiran: 25 GB
0uttaS1TE: That was great
TemporallyAwry: !findquote cube
LRRbot: Quote #1510: "You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
fastlane250: great as always
Eyclonus: I prefer DS9 because I like continuity
NewtyNewts: Good job everyone!
NovaTiempo: dont forget to refund the broken junk
asthanius: Almost at the one year
NimrodXIV: 98 holy bus
BenevolentCow: I loved when the ship was designed to be larger than the universe and she couldn't convince the computer that something was wrong with that
Styxseus: Wait what, thats an emote?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man we are getting so close to 100 months
matthaus_c: Batterscone
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the delightful games today.
Mikklun: The ten minutes of the stream I managed to watch was entertaining
RandomTrivia: Sword of Cream and Jam
Metric_Furlong: Ba_Dum_Tish wow, a whole year
BloodnBullets: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is back for a quick alternate ending Bonus Stream for Sekiro! Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:01 from now).
Eyclonus: @BenevolentCow I love how she points out that it would be impossible for a ship like the enterprise to fly with a crew of 2
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Metric_Furlong That is 120 months duh
TheMerricat: just two more months till 100
Styxseus: :D
MAPBoardgames: Couple more months and some peeps will have a roll-over
0uttaS1TE: I'm still shocked that people can sub for that long. It's kinda intimidating 😳
Nahmbra subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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jetpixi: Gandalf Greyham
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BrindleBoar: as long as there's no cops around, everything's legal
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just get your beer from a vending machine
Camthelion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
Camthelion: watch and sub!
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serramarkov: I'm psyched, I ordered 2 LRR t-shirts this week and they've already shipped!
matthaus_c: I'm drinking in my Gundam and no one can stop me
RandomTrivia: LUL
RaklarLS: come to most of the EU, where you can drink wherever, whenever, and it's probably a local tradition
rogerivany: What's on CtS tonight chat?
Styxseus: LUL
Hewdra: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
RandomTrivia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is back for a quick alternate ending Bonus Stream for Sekiro! Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (59m from now).
Metric_Furlong: rogerivany Ticket to Ride, iirc
Gnyrinn: Remember, it ain't a crime if you don't get caught.
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0uttaS1TE: I'm geeking out
Earthenone: cts is on saturday this week
Juliamon: CtS is moved to Saturday
matthaus_c: no CTS tonight, but Sekiro Bonus Stream!
Hewdra: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Eyyy thanks a lot!
FlamingSpidernado subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
FlamingSpidernado: just in time for the end of watch and play!
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rogerivany: Thanks
Ba_Dum_Tish: You can never get rid of russian malware
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice gifter
Alahmnat: lol
Violet__Violence: lmao
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Graham and Alex! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Violet__Violence: no spidernados pls
bytecaster: Would it be better if they are not flaming?
kusinohki: turn off the spider faucet please
TheWanderingNomad: TOS
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
Ba_Dum_Tish: We had a sharknado in Australia
RaklarLS: arachnados
0uttaS1TE: Time Ramesside reference?
MAPBoardgames: Flaming Clown Spiders
Lauchmin13: Thanks for the stream! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TotallyNotaBeholder: Spidernado is last year, this year is totally Scorpionnado
Foxmar320: Sekiro Bonus Stream
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is back for a quick alternate ending Bonus Stream for Sekiro! Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
MAPBoardgames: Wheeler is doing a bonus stream
CAKHost: Ben Sekiro!
NovaTiempo: how to change your password stream :p
Aenir798: There's a bonus stream
MungoDude: megasharknado vs mechaspidernado
FlamingSpidernado: coming from the flaming faucet
Camthelion: uuuuuuhhhhhhh
TheMerricat: bonuse sekriro
ink_streams: surely the flaming spidernado is the solution to your spider problems
Styxseus: Coming Up! ??? Profit!
AveryCorvus: Benkiro
kusinohki: one more?
Lord_Hosk: uhhh
FlamingSpidernado: flaming spider faucet
TotallyNotaBeholder: uhhhhh
RandomTrivia: PiF Replacement Bonus Service
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
0uttaS1TE: woo!
Anaerin: So much vocal fry.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Wonderdoc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is back for a quick alternate ending Bonus Stream for Sekiro! Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream, Graham and Alex!
Gulleko: lrrSHINE
Foxmar320: Later A+G
Violet__Violence: byeeeeeee
Phailhammer: cya )
JadedCynic: o/
Styxseus: Oh goodie!
0uttaS1TE: See ya!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shakiro
Phailhammer: :)
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Lysander_Gustav: have a good evening! Thank you for being here!
MAPBoardgames: Replay it forward with Wheeler
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, and cya in the vod for the start :D
Styxseus: Thank you for the stream bye~! <3
LordShadner: but what about the Flaming Clown Spidernado?
Aenir798: thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream, now to catch up on the last one
DoodlestheGreat: BHAI
FlamingSpidernado: sadly flaming clown spidernado is too long for a twitch name :(
FlamingSpidernado: I tried :D
wench_tacular: it's the thought that counts
FlamingSpidernado: also flaming spidernado clown!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrSHINE
CanPlayGames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Wheeler is back for a quick alternate ending Bonus Stream for Sekiro! Game: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (55m from now).
Juliamon: what about "firespiderclownado"
FlamingSpidernado: admittedly sounds like a last boss from that game that keeps changing completely with each update 😆
LoadingReadyRun: Already requested my $3.00CDN back
DeM0nFiRe: The fact that the same people are selling 2 games taht dont work is pretty lamne
Earthenone: from the looks of that page they are selling 6
Wondermoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
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