ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
beowuuf: with twitches catergories, we can know for sure. This is Art.
TXC2: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #5867: "It's art right?" —Adam [2019-03-06]
beowuuf: :D i'm sure it was.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
beowuuf: lrrHORN
TXC2: Manae you sonofabitch Kappa
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Manae: Hey I didn't even snipe the command!
beowuuf: wait, lrrbot lets you have two attempts within 30s?
PharaohBender27: Nice one, @Manae !
RandomTrivia: Good shot Manae
beowuuf: sergeHi
Manae: Though I thought it had a 15 second cooldown?
TXC2: Manae it ignore the timer for mods
Manae: Ah
beowuuf: but mods count!
corianderd: smol technical hiccup
RandomTrivia: Oh dear.
TXC2: no worries Cori
beowuuf: we can waiting until the oopsie boingo sorts itself out
ContingentCat: oh no
beowuuf: seabatClap clap your hands and say ' i do believe in featherweights'
corianderd: ok and this one is my fault because I forgot to get myself a new stream key
beowuuf: oh yeah, ben was also fuming about that yesterday i believe
corianderd: i cannot find it for the life of me
ContingentCat: whoops
RandomTrivia: On the creator dashboard, on the left panel the gear is settings, choose "stream"
RandomTrivia: It's listed there
RandomTrivia: Unless LRR uses some fancy shenanigans to do it differently
beowuuf: oh of course, this is more complicated because loadingreadyrun :(
RandomTrivia: I was guessing that the issue was getting the new stream key into whatever streaming software is used, but I don't know how many other things it
corianderd: it's not there for the LRR thing. I was sure that's where I found it last time but apparently not
RandomTrivia: *it's needed for
ElementalAlchemist: Title card!
ElementalAlchemist: It worked!
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
CAKHost: Can't Draw Horses LIVES
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: yay, e can hear how it worked now
TehAmelie: can't stop the signal, etc
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
beowuuf: probably just needed to throw a fridge at the problem
CAKHost: lol
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today @apsalar and Featherweight are digitally sculpting on Can't Draw Horses Club 📷 ||
PotatoWraiths: Can't Draw Horses, Can Sculpt Horses?
beowuuf: Shouldn't Blend Horses Club
PotatoWraiths: don't breathe this
PotatoWraiths: mm, horsey dust
TXC2: but then we won't have any glue! Kappa
PotatoWraiths: BOO
RandomTrivia: :D
beowuuf: cologenius
TXC2: steady
TXC2: hold
corianderd: the smol technical issue came back :)
beowuuf: oh no!
RandomTrivia: oh no
TehAmelie: i'm gonna sculpt a sandwich using only baguette and cheese
beowuuf: they must have bred in the skirting boards
TehAmelie: maybe pickles
beowuuf: @TehAmelie sounds deliciously tricky
TXC2: no butter?
PharaohBender27: (shaking fist) Technical issuuuuuue!
beowuuf: hmm, i wonder if i could undertake a performance piece using only two slices or bread, cheese, some chopped pork, and a rumbly tummy?
TehAmelie: don't have any butter
TXC2: "you thought it was the stream, but it was I, Technical issue!"
TXC2: Here we go!
CAKHost: Got there!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Still love that intro.
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Featherweight
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no but also hi Devin!
CAKHost: Hello Cori and Featherweight!
ElementalAlchemist: Hi Featherweight!
ContingentCat: today on Can't Mime Horses Club
NojhLivic: Hi Featherweight! Hi Cori.
RandomTrivia: THE Featherweight
beowuuf: hey talky cori! hey silent featherweight!
CAKHost: Featherweight has chat though?
NojhLivic: Can't Mime Horses Club
RandomTrivia: Internationally-renowned internet art person!
KaleidoscopeMind: Fourth wasnt magical enough
PharaohBender27: Audio plz katesNo
beowuuf: keep moving the cable until you mawp chat :p
RandomTrivia: The wonders of modern technology... benginFacepalm
CAKHost: :C
RandomTrivia: LUL
beowuuf: whichcord?
TXC2: it'll "work"
NojhLivic: Good 'ole discord
ContingentCat: Hi Ian
TXC2: hello Ian
CAKHost: Hi Ian!
RandomTrivia: ~whichcord
ElementalAlchemist: Hi Ian! Bye Ian!
LRRTwitter: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
PharaohBender27: A wild lrrIAN appears!
RandomTrivia: lrrIAN !
Pantsravaganza: Bonus Ian!
RandomTrivia: Hacks are being performed :D
TXC2: it goes
CAKHost: Extreme watching!
Riiiiiiis: Hi Cori
RandomTrivia: Improvise, adapt, overcome
beowuuf: i have a chopped pork sandwich, so ok i guess :)
CAKHost: Also cool green screen!
beowuuf: can't see what you mean
Riiiiiiis: I've never seen the face of The Talented Featherweight before, it's an honor :-)
mtvcdm: The green screen is disguised as a medical divider?
Riiiiiiis: soo audio issues?
TXC2: Riiiiiiis yes
TXC2: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #2432: "Bullets are made of metal!" —Cori [2016-05-03]
beowuuf: things doing the usual thing, what do?
Riiiiiiis: stuff no workie
RandomTrivia: Consult the wizard Paul!
RandomTrivia: :D
beowuuf: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
Riiiiiiis: hehe
RandomTrivia: *angry typing sounds*
TXC2: "Per my last email...."
Riiiiiiis: uhh nice keyboard
beowuuf: "per my last email..." but it's the first email is a power move
Sarah_Serinde: I can tell Featherweight has access to crewfrand stuff
beowuuf: is your computer bigger than a breadbox?
Infectedsaiyan: What’s going on here
CAKHost: And everything is unmuted?
TXC2: Infectedsaiyan audio issues
PharaohBender27: @Infectedsaiyan Technical difficulties with audio
beowuuf: @Infectedsaiyan no sound from featherweight :(
ElementalAlchemist: well, we have 18 more questions
NojhLivic: Phone? We still use those?
Infectedsaiyan: Like what is this
Sarah_Serinde: The eternal question
TXC2: NojhLivic the scammers sure do :p
KaleidoscopeMind: Don't pick up. It's probably a scammer
CAKHost: It isn't like fridge tossing....
beowuuf: wow, you just went right out and said it out loud
PharaohBender27: @Infectedsaiyan This is an art stream
ElementalAlchemist: This is normally a drawing stream, but it is temporarily Fixing Technical Difficulties™
beowuuf: cori has a particulr set of skills
beowuuf: or she's about to jump through a waterfall
Sarah_Serinde: Cori you can find him from the user list in crewfriend channels if you need to
Infectedsaiyan: Someone explain wtf is going on here🤣
TXC2: Infectedsaiyan we were planing on doing art on a computer, but problems
beowuuf: @Infectedsaiyan cori and guests usually draw art - this week it will be digital sculting wiht blendr, most likely
PharaohBender27: That's a safe bet
ElementalAlchemist: It could very well be Windows's fault. It's not great at audio
PresidentScr00b: I feel like Featherweight is getting a lot across with facial expressions alone
Infectedsaiyan: Are y’all hot keys messed up or miscommunication between your computer and discord
beowuuf: who *ever* could i have worked that one out from the mysterious twitter post :p
beowuuf: *how
KaleidoscopeMind: Just communicate through art
beowuuf: awww, bye featherweight sergeHi
RandomTrivia: See you soon Featherweight! Good luck!
CAKHost: Productivity!
ElementalAlchemist: Powerpoint®!
RandomTrivia: LUL
TXC2: the ALWAYS, Always informative slideshow
Infectedsaiyan: What’s the stream about
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone talk about how great Featherweight is :P
TXC2: Infectedsaiyan watch and find out
beowuuf: part a) begin part b) draw not a horse part c) cthulhian nightmare part d) thank subs
BusTed: seabatTROG
BusTed: In a "Phantom Zone."
beowuuf: ah, superman 2, now all drawing s clear
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: That is very cursed
CAKHost: I don't like that Lisa :C
mtvcdm: Mona what happened to you
PotatoWraiths: hehehe
beowuuf: featherweight *is* great sarah!
TXC2: "when Featherweight isn't on screen, everyone should ask 'Where's Featherweight?'"
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 sergeJustRight
Infectedsaiyan: Alright but I came to say keep up the good work I always see y’all go live keep going
ContingentCat: it resulted in a lot of cursed things
beowuuf: featherweight went back to his home home
Sarah_Serinde: So like that screen on Mario 64 :P
ContingentCat: holy moly
PharaohBender27: Oooof
RandomTrivia: Urf
ContingentCat: that's too much to just durdle around
ContingentCat: oh no
Infectedsaiyan: Keep up the good work I always see this twitch live
CAKHost: Very friend shape
TXC2: photorealism.....of aliens ?
beowuuf: @Infectedsaiyan stream's a chill art stream, the excuse is 'trying to draw a horse' but it's just informative about some art aspect. this week sculpting in computer i guess. The slideshow is always sergeJustRight
KaleidoscopeMind: friends!
ContingentCat: did you? did you have to?
BusTed: there are many lumpybumps
beowuuf: @ContingentCat look at the evidence. yes. yes. a thousand times yes :p
beowuuf: @ContingentCat pity about the lack of ears
beowuuf: you make a mesh, then you have to clean up
TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
beowuuf: seabatClap
ContingentCat: @beowuuf yeah they don't even have the little hole ears like birbs have
Sarah_Serinde: That's a relief
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
ElementalAlchemist: Featherweight exists, but not audibly
beowuuf: lrrJUDGECALL
ContingentCat: Featherweight exists, it's just his sounds that do't
ContingentCat: *don't
TXC2: what if Featherwieght can talk, but at a pitch chat can't hear?
beowuuf: featherweight is far enough away that while light reaches us, sound does not yet
ElementalAlchemist: Will it blend? That is the question.
beowuuf: @TXC2 lrrWOW
ContingentCat: yeah Featherweight have you tried not taking in dog whistle levels?
RandomTrivia: O R B
Sarah_Serinde: It's true I haven't heard Featherweight in ages
beowuuf: can we get a teenager to interpret for us over 20s please?
RandomTrivia: Blender pls
CAKHost: This stream is very hot potato today
ContingentCat: so many little bits
CAKHost: Control Z!
beowuuf: so, 1) make stream grey, 2) make rain effect 3) play sad music 4) look directly at camera for 2 1/2 hours
ContingentCat: 4) ask Cori to play Mad world
TXC2: no, we can't have the VoD muted
ContingentCat: right ask the chat to play mad world on their end
beowuuf: @ContingentCat would you find it kinda funny, or would you find it kinda sad?
beowuuf: is this the lumpy ball from control?
beowuuf: so all we need to do is remove every pixel that is not a horse?
TehAmelie: computer, why u always let us down?
PharaohBender27: SOUND!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
ElementalAlchemist: !
beowuuf: SNAP!
ElementalAlchemist: Hi!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
NojhLivic: Hello!?
PharaohBender27: We hear you!
Sarah_Serinde: Yayyyy hi Devin!
beowuuf: hello!
ContingentCat: Success!!!
NojhLivic: Hello!
TehAmelie: ohaio
beowuuf: yay!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrHORN
KaleidoscopeMind: Yay!
ElementalAlchemist: It works!
beowuuf: sergeHi
ElementalAlchemist: thanks Windows
Sarah_Serinde: Windows pls
RandomTrivia: Windows pls
PharaohBender27: WINDOWS!!!!
TXC2: Hello Featherweight
beowuuf: ah yes, the windows update special
CAKHost: :D
Riiiiiiis: Welcome Featherweight!
beowuuf: that's hit so many people over the months :(
RandomTrivia: """user-friendly"""
beowuuf: hey featherweight
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
TXC2: a the Stoli bottle speical
RandomTrivia: In the way that technology has become SO end-user-oriented that it is actively obstructive to anyone with the slightest idea of what they're doing.
beowuuf: @TXC2 "having a voxlunch"
TXC2: beowuuf exactly
RandomTrivia: Please do not eat Alex unless consent :p
ElementalAlchemist: oh no! We've moved beyond remesh's capabilities!
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia for your comfort and convenience we've stopped you doing the thing you were doing
TXC2: Cori is making the horrible shapes the T1000 makes when it's dying :p
beowuuf: anyway, so on CDHC, we're going to extrude a new friend... but a symetrical friend, so the whole extrusion bit is fiiiiiiine
Sarah_Serinde: Cori... :D
beowuuf: wow, that already looks turkey-like,
RandomTrivia: For me it was the moment the Blue Screen of Death gained a ":(" - that was the point at which it was no longer possible to actually do what you want
beowuuf: not that one :p
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: l-lewd
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
beowuuf: @TXC2 LMAO sergeJustRight
TXC2: little wiggly nubbin
DigitalSeahorse: it looks like a turkey
DigitalSeahorse: sort of
TXC2: that counts as one full one right?
beowuuf: were they blender tutorials or just whatever came first?
beowuuf: please don't make that a thing :p
CAKHost: 8|
beowuuf: wow, we started early with the horror
RandomTrivia: Bonus Wiggledogs! lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: yiiiiiiiiiipyipyipyipyipyipyip
DigitalSeahorse: uh huh uh huh
beowuuf: bobrossHappy happy little wigglers
RandomTrivia: Welp
beowuuf: so we're making an horror version of sesami street? cool, cool
TXC2: we've made a root vegetable so far :p
LordZarano: thumb?
tozzyb: First time here. what's happening?
ContingentCat: art
TXC2: Hello tozzy welcome
tozzyb: thanks
RandomTrivia: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
LordZarano: "Art, First Playthrough"
TXC2: yeap featherweight has drawn a set of male Genitals :p
jimsmithkka: thatsapenis.gif
TehAmelie: was this one of them $300 programs?
beowuuf: i've been so distracted by cori's horrific friend that i haven't been paying attention to featherweight for a moment. are we going to have a problem with tos soon?
MAPBoardgames: Are 3d sclupting tools based on clay sculpting, the way that image editing is based photo editing (ala Photoshop; burn, dodge, smudge)?
TXC2: TehAmelie no this is Blender, which I think is Free?
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
beowuuf: please no more pokey!
RandomTrivia: Oh, THAT's what it's supposed to be? LUL
TehAmelie: ah, funny either way
DigitalSeahorse: what if start with teapot?
DigitalSeahorse: teapot is sorta turkey shaped already
beowuuf: be a k, be be a k
beowuuf: you'd hope a program called blender would make it easy :p
TXC2: and yet here we are
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TehAmelie: and then it turns into the goose from Goose Game and you regret everything
ElementalAlchemist: such vertex
TXC2: "I'm gonna print this!" the printer: "like hell you are."
RandomTrivia: Timeline?! I thought you said this program was limited to three dimensions? lrrBEEJ
ElementalAlchemist: You can do animations with it
LordZarano: Is there a command for the hashtag?
ContingentCat: yeah
Greendrag13: Howldy! I can't believe you've 3'ed the D's!
beowuuf: if ever we were going ot use the phrase smashtag, it's with this
Riiiiiiis: if you want to be conventional... suuure
ContingentCat: yeah w/r/t neck location
TXC2: hello Greendrag13 welcome
Riiiiiiis: is that a minecraft turkey?
Greendrag13: @TXC2 booferHey
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] Lets see if I can use the power of mirrors to give myself legs.
LRRbot: New quote #7805: "Lets see if I can use the power of mirrors to give myself legs." —Cori [2021-10-11]
beowuuf: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Perfect
TehAmelie: KFC taking notes: "bird with too many legs?"
ElementalAlchemist: lrrGREED
RandomTrivia: Why do you think they're called "drumsticks"?
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: yeah stick legs
beowuuf: chicken drumsticks, name checks out
TXC2: I like how we're NOT doing this from reference :P
CAKHost: You Mr. Bean yourself?
ContingentCat: just picture the Roberts library
TehAmelie: where would you get three dimensional reference to turkeys?
TXC2: TehAmelie I was thinking more just having a picture of a turkey to work from :p
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
CAKHost: Yay! :D
beowuuf: lrrHORN
TehAmelie: it's basically origami right
CAKHost: T-Pose for maximum dominance?
beowuuf: :D sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: Turkey-Pose? :p
Riiiiiiis: they need to be more curvy on the top side, and flatter on the under side - otherwise they generate no lift...
ContingentCat: but first you'd have to make hands
CAKHost: Arms but folded up instead of lifeless noodles
ContingentCat: proud and/or terrified
LordZarano: Birds are polite butlers, holding their hands behind their backs
TehAmelie: and showing off their inhuman pecs
TXC2: this turkey has SEEN things!
beowuuf: oh no, it's *smiling*
TehAmelie: t looks like what i picture a turkey from a can looks like
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
beowuuf: a beautiful disaster
TehAmelie: is "remesh" code for "simulate 15 seconds in a microwave"?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TXC2: Big mood there Cori
ContingentCat: Turkeys don't have scales Cori
ContingentCat: Even in media?
ContingentCat: they look interesting
LordZarano: I've been within 2m of a turkey. They are very big
beowuuf: @ContingentCat then how do you explain whales?
LordZarano: Like, bigger than a dog
beowuuf: cori didn't ask for this
ContingentCat: @beowuuf I'd never dream of explaining whales
ContingentCat: close enough
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: oh no
PharaohBender27: CORI
ContingentCat: um
TXC2: a genetic chimera
RandomTrivia: That's certainly one way to get a Nobel Prize and a call from the ethics committee :D
ContingentCat: it's doing it's best
beowuuf: i have no beak and i must scream
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia :D
ContingentCat: yours can
Riiiiiiis: a little red thing?
ContingentCat: I think Turkeys are related to vultures
ContingentCat: yes that thing definitly needs saing
beowuuf: think about lfe choices....
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
ContingentCat: *saving
mycosect: they have a little floppy red noodle above their beaks
beowuuf: are the messages 'help' ?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
RandomTrivia: Red double-decker standing by... wait, wrong stream
TXC2: goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Featherweight
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, take care! sergeModLove
ContingentCat: g'night Txc2
mycosect: on some it's more of a purple horn though
beowuuf: night txc2
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @TXC2 !
dantedad222: doogHi doogPaw
danielkingston126: howdy
RandomTrivia: Hello there danielkingston126 and also dantedad222
beowuuf: wb
RandomTrivia: Now I want a club sandwich
beowuuf: horse clubbers
mycosect: horse people
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, Ian would know :P
beowuuf: a good duck, therefore a lousy turkey
beowuuf: turkeyman, turkeyman
danielkingston126: The horseheads
LordZarano: That's a very spiky turkey
RandomTrivia: !quote 7226
LRRbot: Quote #7226: "I will solve every problem I can with this boat." —Cori [2020-09-21]
beowuuf: build a little turkeyhouse in your soul
danielkingston126: @RandomTrivia do you have some random trivia?
DeM0nFiRe: A Squrkey
RandomTrivia: I have lots. But generally I respond to prompts from stream
sendatou: turkey's back feathers usualy form a round arc
danielkingston126: Any random trivia about Canadian culture?
sendatou: she looks tasty
TehAmelie: maybe someone needed a ... featherweight
ContingentCat: and to think Ben franklin wanted these things to be america's national animal
Fanklok: Is Cori learning Blender?
mycosect: Ben got it
Riiiiiiis: i think stl
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy :D
beowuuf: learning is such an interesting word
RandomTrivia: Speaking of national animals, Canada's national animal is the Beaver. Because nothing says Canada like blocking rivers and other natural ecosystems to build yourself somewhere to live lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: Ben had some strange priorities
Riiiiiiis: Featherweight - maybe add a piedestal or foot or something
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia You don't even need the lrrBEEJ that sounds about right :P
beowuuf: random canadian trivia, kingston in ontario is the place in canada i have been to the most :p
RandomTrivia: :D
danielkingston126: @RandomTrivia what is your favorite genre of music?
RandomTrivia: @danielkingston126 Not a fair question, I'm a classically trained cellist but I enjoy many things. I refuse to make a choice.
Riiiiiiis: uhh i like the chellophone
Riiiiiiis: cellophone..
noblemartel subscribed with Prime.
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danielkingston126: @RandomTrivia I'm a classicly trained trombone player so I don't have a favorite genre either. But do you like the symphonies of Mahler?
RandomTrivia: @Riiiiiiis You joke, but there is an instrument called a Stroh Violin or Stroviol that is essentially a string instrument with a metal horn attached to it for amplification, like a gramaphone
RandomTrivia: @danielkingston126 I do like me some Mahler.
beowuuf: i feel like cori's character is the sidekick to featherwight's main character
RandomTrivia: Anyone with the sense of humour to use a wooden box with large hammer as a symphonic instrument is ok by me
Riiiiiiis: RandomTrivia will look it up! I like that kind of weird instruments :-)
danielkingston126: I would love to get the opportunity to listen to the 8th symphony live
danielkingston126: Anyways, good night folks, I'm going to bed
RandomTrivia: Basically, if you think you're ogre-doing it, it's perfect lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Goodnight danielkingston126, take care!
ContingentCat: oh my
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lucien0451! (Today's storm count: 24)
RandomTrivia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: OH NO
ElementalAlchemist: oh NO
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: NOPE
RandomTrivia: Send it back
Sarah_Serinde: Cori
ContingentCat: nature made a mistake
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOPY
RandomTrivia: Every day we stray further from God's light :D
Fanklok: Show me the real shrek
beowuuf: this is her magnum opus and must be seen by the world
Trixalicious: lrrFINE
Fanklok: Or less lip maybe
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I know where that sentence is going
beowuuf: at least two or three
beowuuf: we know the feeling
jaymorri87: maybe give it some eyebrows?
LordZarano: Can't help but cry at the incredible beauty
noblemartel: <message deleted>S̵͗͋ơ̴̎m̸̏͘è̸́b̵͗͠õ̵͒d̶̋̇y̴̏̾ ̸̓̌O̷̔̐
beowuuf: you either have a tech failure and leave as a hero, or the stream lasts long enough for you to become the art villain :p
Fanklok: There are no villains in art, only people who don't get it
ContingentCat: eyebrows fix everything
beowuuf: don't look at it cori, it's easier if you just blindly work :p
ContingentCat: just don't zoom out
Juliamon: LRRbot doesn't like zalgo, sorry noblemartel
noblemartel: Oh dang, didn't know I couldn't use corrupted text
noblemartel: was gonna start posting corrupted all star
TehAmelie: we'll just have to enjoy the corruption on the screen
noblemartel: Indeed
jaymorri87: It's only a matter of time before someone says it...
jaymorri87: Do the Roar! lol
ContingentCat: does he?
Trixalicious: no
jaymorri87: yeah they're like trumpets
noblemartel: Nubs are ears
RandomTrivia: The wigglers are his ears
beowuuf: @noblemartel hey now
noblemartel: he pulled wax from them...
noblemartel: *shudder*
Juliamon: Vaguely Bluth, vaguely Aardman
ElementalAlchemist: ah, yes, ear noodles
beowuuf: i'm thinking meercat
SquareDotCube: Wallace by way of Bluth
ContingentCat: cori!
Fanklok: Fun Fact: Shrek was originally a novel, the author refused to watch the movie till much much later in his life and was very pleased with how well it adapted the intent of the book
PharaohBender27: Oh dear.
TehAmelie: Mike Meyers, save me
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless
mtvcdm: how did it get worse
PharaohBender27: I see I've returned to the stream at . . . a heck of a moment.
beowuuf: but what if football was shrek?
shinycrochet: what a moment to enter stream
Lord_ZYRK: A Very Good and Normal Shrek
Riiiiiiis: I'm afraid to go to sleep now..
ElementalAlchemist: strong Sanic vibes there
TheAwkes: Every step you take, a more perfect Shrek emerges.
Juliamon: We have found Cori's true calling
Fanklok: #DeleteYourArt
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 you've made a mistake, clearly, whether it was to leave or to come back i leave to you to work out :p
TehAmelie: i want to see that Shrek in a crossover with Sonic Suggests
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis good news, you'll never sleep again
ContingentCat: or at least Sanic
Fanklok: Sanic the Hegehag
beowuuf: sonic the "hedgehog"
Riiiiiiis: but i like sleeping
LordZarano: Sonic from before they changed the cgi
jaymorri87: Tails would be a tough one
TehAmelie: and he barely has any skin separating his eyes
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis yeah, i'll miss it too, but whatcha gunna do, can't sleep, shrek'll eat me
Lord_ZYRK: One eye with two pupils. Like the cars in Cars
ContingentCat: is sonic actually a car
ContingentCat: was th hedgehog thing a ruse?
Riiiiiiis: @beowuuf or worse.. just stand there... looking
sendatou: it'll be a TICC sonic
Lord_ZYRK: ContingentCat gotta go fast
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis oh no, now i can't blink either.... what if it moves in darkness...
ContingentCat: @Lord_ZYRK exactly, I don't think hedgehogs are especially fast
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ContingentCat: This is Sonic after an industrial accident
ContingentCat: I thought Featherweight was making Mr.Blobby for a second and was afraid
Fanklok: I think Cori could teach this Featherweight fellow a thing or two about digital sculpting
DigitalSeahorse: SANIC
ContingentCat: I enjoy Cori
ContingentCat: *cori's thiccc sonic
beowuuf: thonicc
TheAwkes: Interesting interpretations of manifold space, all round.
LordZarano: Sothicc
ContingentCat: ah good now he can avoid the draft?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ContingentCat: yes?
DigitalSeahorse: yup
DigitalSeahorse: that's what went weird with that movie and they had to redo it
Lord_ZYRK: If he didn't have mouth how could he C'MON STEP IT UP
ContingentCat: I'm really enjoying the complete refusal to use references here
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
RandomTrivia: "I've known artists who use reference and they're all cowards!" - Cori, probably
DeM0nFiRe: gdqSanic gdqFAST
Riiiiiiis: I'm going to go to sleep (if i can after that shrek..) Thanks for the stream
patbaer: hmmm. I joined the chat at the right time, huh?
ContingentCat: NO
beowuuf: NO
TehAmelie: what could go wrong with teeth?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
beowuuf: @Riiiiiiis sergeHi night!
RandomTrivia: oh no
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: Night Riiiiiiis, take care!
beowuuf: lil danglers
beowuuf: there are no mistakes, just little accidOH NO
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
ElementalAlchemist: but those aren't as fun as "Make a Shrek! Make a Sonic!"
DigitalSeahorse: Chinese fem old school shoes
RandomTrivia: Everything looks like turkey, but tastes like chicken
TehAmelie: hehe, KC Green was interviewed by Know Your Meme. must be Know Your Meme's greatest day
RandomTrivia: Wait, this is just the "draw the rest of the owl" tutorial from week 2 in disguise!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: sure
DigitalSeahorse: from a sphere?
TehAmelie: reference just takes more time
ContingentCat: yeah
DigitalSeahorse: tall and thin
ContingentCat: tall boy
ContingentCat: !findquote gumby
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: !findquote sonic
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: wow
DigitalSeahorse: Patrick from Spongebob would match the default shape more
meatloaf231: wow that might be the most horrifying thing i've ever seen thank you
ContingentCat: this is gumby after he was shot
patbaer: it happens!
RandomTrivia: @meatloaf231 Then strap in, friend. It only gets weirder from here
TehAmelie: a hole in the middle of the Gumby sounds like a line in a poem by Stephen King
RandomTrivia: AHHHH
niccus: inverted your gumby
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TehAmelie: party Gumby, part Huldra
ContingentCat: poor gumby
meatloaf231: Concave Gumby
beowuuf: wooooorse
tinaun: oh no your polygons
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
meatloaf231: AAAAAAA
RandomTrivia: OH NO
shinycrochet: HahaSweat HahaSweat HahaSweat
ElementalAlchemist: the problem is compounding
beowuuf: please, it's already dead, staaahp
DigitalSeahorse: you've bound the front to the back
meatloaf231: you gave him organs on the outside
TheAwkes: Full Truck Sheppard in here.
ContingentCat: remember when he just had a little hole?
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: one buff gumbi
RandomTrivia: You certainly fixed *A* problem
ContingentCat: interesting use of "fixed"
beowuuf: oh look, it's time to take a break from sanity
TehAmelie: i don't even know who Gumby is and i can tell it's him
ContingentCat: 2020 was hard on us all, even Gumby
Lord_ZYRK: He's been cultivating mass
RandomTrivia: Now it must return to Sphere
tinaun: it looks like one of those massage charis
beowuuf: the walking nose, such an underrated marvel hero
meatloaf231: smooooothe gumby
RandomTrivia: Pardon?!
ContingentCat: what if indeed
Lord_ZYRK: That is, had his yolk removed
tinaun: professional wrestler gumby
TheAwkes: Gumby with killer lats.
ElementalAlchemist: Or, at least, they are questions.
ContingentCat: all day every day is core day
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DigitalSeahorse: Gumby's felopian arms
ContingentCat: seems sus
IejirIsk_: Gumby invaded among us?
LarkSachrosis: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
IejirIsk_: ok... i'm not sleeping tonite, confirmed
meatloaf231: truly beyond fathom
ContingentCat: katesLol
TehAmelie: this is pretty much on the level of Spud character designs. which is probably impressive given two hours with Blender
RandomTrivia: Um
meatloaf231: AUGHE
ElementalAlchemist: oh dear
meatloaf231: STOP
beowuuf: please no
beowuuf: NO ARGH WHY
RandomTrivia: I'm very impressed with your ability to make it MORE cursed with every action
beowuuf: ^
DigitalSeahorse: Gumby's feet are more square flared out legs
TehAmelie: oh yeah
beowuuf: yup, all it was missing was a way to grab me and never let go
IejirIsk_: oh dear Lord... >.>
IejirIsk_: @beowuuf I think it's face manages that quite well without the touchy feely
IejirIsk_: fingers... or claw-knifes
beowuuf: gotta go fast
beowuuf: @beowuuf gotta have options :p
IejirIsk_: i'm confused. is the wanna-go-fast thing trying to run from the eldritch thing?
beowuuf: towards
Fanklok: Hands are hard
xantos69: Hey friendos how all y'all doing today?
DigitalSeahorse: he's got mitt hands anyway
beowuuf: better than us
beowuuf: @xantos69 RUN SAVE YOURSELF
RandomTrivia: Hey there xantos69, lrrFINE and nothing is cursed, don't even worry about it
beowuuf: @xantos69 i mean... fine
IejirIsk_: lrrJUDGECALL
ContingentCat: @xantos69 it's definitly been interesting
TehAmelie: by the way how complicated would it be to send each other those files to have tour characters meet up?
beowuuf: one trip and it's aaaaall over
TehAmelie: and high five or battle or whatever
SquareDotCube: that is a very :0 face
IejirIsk_: RIPCheer200 If I gives it bits, will it stay away?
TehAmelie: the square bullet hole stigmata mystery
beowuuf: LOL
ContingentCat: "gumby" can't hurt you
beowuuf: it now could be....anywherre
IejirIsk_: o.o
beowuuf: our mistake was blinking
ContingentCat: I think the mistakes started well before Gumby was around
beowuuf: true
TehAmelie: so may happy little accidents
TehAmelie: man i'm so angry at how much i laughed at this
RandomTrivia: :D
TehAmelie: aloha
ContingentCat: "friends"
tinaun: nice
beowuuf: lol, i like the implication that if you view this stream you stop being a club member
PharaohBender27: Oh no, they're uniting!
RandomTrivia: Yes, Cori. You COULD do that.
TehAmelie: gasp
RandomTrivia: Or, and go with me on this, you could do literally anything else :D
beowuuf: also, weren't you given bits to make it never been seen again? :p
beowuuf: mariohno
RandomTrivia: Wah?
DeM0nFiRe: "make a kingdom hearts" does blender have a tool for managing lore?
beowuuf: nintendo is real, but aftre this you'll wish it wasn't
tinaun: try using procgen to make some fabric
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf LUL
RandomTrivia: Pffft, there's a quote :D
ContingentCat: barely it's hidden by moustache
TehAmelie: this picture says yes
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie oh no why
TehAmelie: also that
beowuuf: there's some weird thought experiment about how mario requires a moustache in order to be mario, yet the moustache alone is not mario. Some sort of symbiotic relationship
ContingentCat: they're codependent
Juliamon: wah
beowuuf: but not co-op dependant, because who wants to share an account
ContingentCat: is Waluiji a witch?
beowuuf: @ContingentCat it is hallowe'en
ContingentCat: oh right, tia the season
ContingentCat: *tis
beowuuf: blender keeps breaking the nose
beowuuf: oh hey, there was a stream highlights this week
RandomTrivia: Uh... sure
ContingentCat: exactly
beowuuf: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
Solid_Fuel: totally
TehAmelie: according to John Romita JR's art, more like a series of rectangular boxes
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, there was a highlight reel. I just wasn't expecting it to be uploaded on a Monday
ContingentCat: what are human bodies but a series of cubs and orbs that have been squished in certain ways
CAKHost: *Leans into the room* Are you putting dicks on faces again in here?!
ContingentCat: @CAKHost that's waluigi
ContingentCat: obviously
RandomTrivia: Cheese it, it's the art police! lrrSIG
ContingentCat: oh in videogames and such
Fanklok: @ContingentCat Bowls and beans
CAKHost: Bitmapping and textures
TheAwkes: Accidental Waluigi menpo for a bit there.
CAKHost: It's been a while since my 3D modeling class days.
SorintheCat: You're awesome Cori hope youre having a great day!
ContingentCat: Um
ElementalAlchemist: It's-a me!
TehAmelie: my favorite Mario of the last year at least!
Fanklok: Is there some kind of lightning bolt type shape?
RandomTrivia: I always wondered why there wasn't a miniature character model of Mario for players to use as an in-game avatar - "It's a Mii, Mario!"
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: sergeSnerge
beowuuf: lrrCIRCLE
beowuuf: lrrCIRCLE ^ lrrCIRCLE
RandomTrivia: WELP
empyreon: PERFECTION
beowuuf: how does mario lift so much with boxing gloves on?
RandomTrivia: He do got that booty after all
ContingentCat: I think Mario might need to see a doctor about that booty
beowuuf: something something massive dumper something
LarkSachrosis: benginChamp
xantos69: is clear to me now that Cori has no fear of death.
TehAmelie: he's trying to catch Sonic with a chili dog in his mouth?
ContingentCat: perfect
RandomTrivia: That Shrek is absolutely going to appear in my nightmares for years to come
Fanklok: This is what peak performance looks like
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia it's ok, gumby will devour them for you...
TehAmelie: he's just as closely related to Wario as to Luigi, yet they are not his dad
TehAmelie: dads
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: O_o
niccus: what other materials can you use for shrek?
ElementalAlchemist: Someone rifling through the E: drive later is going to find this Blender file and have many questions
beowuuf: *now* they are the cool kids toys in a happy meal. Collect them all
beowuuf: the turkey is evil
TehAmelie: i keep imagining what Mike Myers would say if he saw it
RandomTrivia: @beowuuf ...I don't wanna
ContingentCat: this is what you get when you order Shrek from Wish
xantos69: Avert your eyes children. Angry Shrek is here to devour the sun!
beowuuf: @TehAmelie the murderer from hallowe'en? probably scream, drop their knife, and run away
TehAmelie: well, him too
beowuuf: @ElementalAlchemist just one said a thousand times. Why?
ElementalAlchemist: "Why?" repeated counts as multiple questions :P
niccus: this is making me think of those siggraph videos; shrek made of cloth draping over the others
beowuuf: @ElementalAlchemist :p
ContingentCat: you can't see the face anymore so that's nice
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Warm your hands by the Shreklight
beowuuf: and we reached peak cult, god stream everyone, great hustle, knew we could gte there
beowuuf: @ContingentCat you can when you close your eyes
PharaohBender27: O_o
RandomTrivia: Oh no
ContingentCat: @beowuuf oh yeah there's no escaping that
beowuuf: chipet nightmares
niccus: oh no
beowuuf: uuuuh
beowuuf: so the whole artifacting on the left, rolling face on the right is just...this is just the creepypasta youtube video for an spc, right?
ContingentCat: oh no
prine99: what did I walk into
sag3error: point or spot?
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
beowuuf: @prine99 to name it is to give it more power. we just call it The Stream
ContingentCat: @prine99 art
beowuuf: @ContingentCat oh yeah, it says it right below the title. I even said that three hours ago :p
LarkSachrosis: All it's missing is "Bottom Text".
beowuuf: render unto cthulhu what is cthulhu's
ContingentCat: he's just wearing a different hat
prine99: gumby is a immortal god
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
sag3error: You should set up 3 lights
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Shrek is like the moon from Majora's Mask just before you lose
Sarah_Serinde: stunning
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
SquareDotCube: Mario got those subocean shoes
ContingentCat: it's pretty hard to look away from shrek
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone stands in Shrek's shadow
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde In truth as in fiction
LoadingReadyRun: friends?!.png
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
ElementalAlchemist: This was... a time
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Featherweight! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: yes that'll be a great surprise when you're cleaning out your hard drive and can't remember what that is
beowuuf: thanks for the stream cori and featherweight, whatever this all was :p
SquareDotCube: Now for Ian to curiously open it and regret that decision
Sarah_Serinde: !alabaster
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ContingentCat: oh yeah it's monday!
sag3error: That was a sweet Waluigi
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strebenherz: I think that png surpasses hornerhole in amazingly cursed
beowuuf: too late to watch live, but so good already
Sarah_Serinde: strebenherz Disagree :P
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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ElementalAlchemist: It's a week!™
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: thanks y'all
ContingentCat: thanks Cori and Featherweight
TehAmelie: i'm thankful for this stream
beowuuf: happy thanksgiving cori and featherwweight, thanks!
beowuuf: and good night chat, happy thanksgiving or non-denominational day to you all :)
LurkerSpine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (A malady known as The Death Chattel has swept through the land, and the heroes must discover the secrets behind the calamity. Game: Alabaster Kingdom) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: time to watch that highlights before dice friends