Calaban161: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Tormented Souls) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (15m from now).
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote souls
LRRbot: Quote #1333: "Yes, black... Black like your ghost soul..." —Paul [2015-12-21]
KeytarCat: !findquote torment
LRRbot: Quote #322: "4 Keeper of the Lens, 4 Reckless Imps which I am playing because LOL, and 4 Tormenting Voice. Something has clearly gone wrong." —James [2015-06-04]
letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Tormented Souls) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
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Pteraspidomorphi: I can hear music
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> This week on Let's NOPE, while playing Tormented Souls, Ben and Adam ask a simple question: What if someone made Silent Hill actually good and playable? | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1448075240710496258
CastleOtranto: Nothing like a soothing piano sonata to get you in the head space for a horror game.
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BrowneePoints: then* CRAP USED THE WRONG ONE
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NimrodXIV: oh no that's weird
NightValien28: because adam is a GIANT
electra310: Tiny Adam!
RandomTrivia: LUL
YawnLance: This is weird
MegaDosX: I'd be curious to see the chair height comparison there :p
ButButTheJesus: LORG BOI
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NightValien28: speak to me and my buff son
Mysticman89: poggles
MegaDosX: Wait what
ButButTheJesus: wuuuuut
YawnLance: Oh hey!
MegaDosX: Oh no.
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Forgotten_Lizard: Why doesn't Ben, the biggest of the Lets Nopers simply eat the others?
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
hatboozeparty: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
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DeM0nFiRe: Woooow
electra310: hahahahaha
Kramburger: WOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Catcard: OMG
Nigouki: woooooooooow
chief_smeef: LUL
Saxpython: FBtouchdown VoteYea FBtouchdown
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, I'm here for high quality horror games
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Ruuude
notthepenguins: WOW
empyreon: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: ben omg
mulligan2six: awwww thats mean
CastleOtranto: Jesus!
rabbitgta: lrrJUDGECALL shots fired
MegaDosX: Ben what if they actually watch the stream now?
BrowneePoints: Oh hey Ben, is my waifu in there?
Mysticman89: hey, someone worked hard on this
BjjBrain: is it that bad?? lol
NightValien28: that's my waifu
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is exactly what I thought Ben was going to do when he said that, and I am SO happy.
crystalbravest: partnered content
fastlane250: I have that same developer in my living room
BrowneePoints: Cubic Zirconium at BEST
GhostValv: can the devs please say hi to my waifu?
empyreon: pyrite?
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YawnLance: Wow these really are the only devs that could have made Silent Hill better and also playable
chief_smeef: one man's trash is another man's treasure
RandomTrivia: LUL
saucemaster5000: spent a whole week thinking this one up eh?
YawnLance: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
chief_smeef: Clap
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Is “polished turd” a jewel?
ButButTheJesus: ben put down my house
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: Ben now the devs are going to get sad if they watch the stream
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap seabatClap
Darleysam: "overwhelmingly positive"
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rabbitgta: yeet it into the sea
Vyous: seabatClap
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BrowneePoints: You should do the fastest clapping in the world thing
Mysticman89: and so this is the stream
BjjBrain: Evangelion eh lol
ButButTheJesus: boupheClap
SnackPak_: sick beat
BrowneePoints: where you alternate your hands
NightValien28: congratulations
Mysticman89: who is going to give out first
rabbitgta: dgrDance dgrDance dgrDance dgrDance dgrDance
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
the_walking: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
OmnipotentTrevor: *muted*
LordZarano: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
KeytarCat: do 2s over 3s!
TheWriterAleph: Welcome to Let's Clap
hesterbyrde: Tonight's stream features the music of Steve Reich
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Musicsquid: Wow was that Carmilla from Castlevania just now?
saucemaster5000: three hour clap go for it
ButButTheJesus: boupheClap boupheClap boupheClap
tr3ewitch88: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YawnLance: benginJam
circusofkirkus: wow this cheer squad is great
Saxpython: DK ung Donkey Kong
MegaDosX: DK! Donkey Kong!
comrade_cards: tha ak
nyquister_: You guys are uncannily in time with the music I'm listening too...
eric_christian_berg: Did Ben catch some Ian?
chief_smeef: if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
SnackPak_: DK!
Saxpython: @megadosx :)
crystalbravest: yeah it is
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
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bv310: Wark wark
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tr3ewitch88: 👏👏👏👏
Forgotten_Lizard: Coconut gun
Darleysam: "and then there's Chunky.. he's dead"
MegaDosX: @Saxpython benginFingers
Kramburger: Every rap Ben does is the DK rap
rabbitgta: dk rap hype
Jobokin: Oh hey look, wheeler's streaming.
DanielleWasDelayed: I wish that Tormented Souls had a coconut gun :(
comrade_cards: @ivan thanks for the sub!
YawnLance: I don't know what you mean, this game is truly horrifying
Mysticman89: I've noticed Outlast 2 hasn't been on lets nope, and it's pretty spooky, if content heavy. But I mean, this game has full frontal so eh
Forgotten_Lizard: How dare Wheeler try and take viewers away from this art?
MegaDosX: Deckbuilding apparently
RandomTrivia: I assume that was a joke about a bit that goes nowhere, slowly
electra310: He's deckbuilding Canlander
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Mysticman89 - it has been though.
RandomTrivia: :D
Haroldholmes25: just deckbuilding
chief_smeef: wheeler playing magic is scary, in it's own way (jk)
saucemaster5000: hang on, what if silent hill was good??
MegaDosX: With all the delicacy of Ben roasting the devs of this game
GhostValv: please don't be dingus :)
Mysticman89: is has? ah, I just ctrl F'd the wiki for it and it only showed the first one
RandomTrivia: Where's the lie
YawnLance: A non-zero amount are
Bearudite: is that a bad thing?
DanielleWasDelayed: All good artists steal, it's fine
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Mysticman89 - yeah, back when it was Alex and Ben. They gave up on it fairly early.
Forgotten_Lizard: tbf the DK rap slaps so basically all your music slaps Ben
LarkSachrosis: KGLW
Kramburger: You're out of line, but you're not wrong...
tr3ewitch88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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mochabeanie: are we beating this OVERWHELMINGLY GOOD game
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BrowneePoints: What is a clap, but the sound of two hands slapping
Lionhardt544: Let's Nope while I cook PogChamp
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Darleysam: or a pastor endlessly eating soup
SnackPak_: It's a chair off
MagicalAttackGecko: Why doesn't Ben just eat the smaller streamer
Kramburger: This is where we find out Adam only does the let's nope because sitting next to Ben makes him feel like a Big Boy
MegaDosX: Yes it does
YawnLance: Yes it changes
MegaDosX: Ben pls :p
electra310: Definitely changes
YawnLance: Ben are you okay?
eric_christian_berg: Who broke Ben?
BrowneePoints: There's like 4 inches of change
chief_smeef: you okay there ben?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You are clearly going up and down Ben.
GhostValv: :)
saucemaster5000: pulling lord of the rings hobbit tricks here
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Mysticman89: in which we discover ben is lacking some sort of height perception
eric_christian_berg: Friends tell us the hard truths.
MegaDosX: Ben played too much Back 4 Blood earlier
nyquister_: A case of vertically challenged blindness
rabbitgta: Time to check Ben's eyes
MegaDosX: His brain's fried
YawnLance: :(
GhostValv: D:
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's true.
LarkSachrosis: Ben did you ever hear back on why your brother hid his socks?
Catcard: BRO
eric_christian_berg: It's true. I'm just a perl script.
DanielleWasDelayed: can confirm
TwitchTVsFrank: ouch
NotCainNorAbel: I purchased a soul once
SnackPak_: This chat kinda likes lies, check out Rhythm Cafe
chief_smeef: i had a soul, but i sold it a while back
LarkSachrosis: It's kept me up at night.
Bearudite: oh no they have detected the simulation
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Mysticman89: Having spare souls is useful for bartering with thee devil
YawnLance: I am in possession of at least 1 soul(s)
InquisitorGaia: sold my soul for a Klondike bar years ago
tr3ewitch88: no souls... seems legit
Phailhammer: I still have my soul; I never finished the doughnut.
crystalbravest: alf pogs
The_Ninjurai: A Klondike bar
DanielleWasDelayed: Probably used it to purchase something from an old woman with a far-too-long and ominous laugh
Mysticman89: the key is to buy other peoples souls first, so that way you don't have to sell the devil your soul
chief_smeef: more time to hang out with friends
saucemaster5000: devil or used car salesman?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm secretly 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat (which is my actual status message in Teams. At my actual job).
cthulhudude23: about tree fiddy
Himyul: it's a completely unrealistic scenario; the devil already owns your soul.
MagicalAttackGecko: WOW ADAM TOO LOW
Dezufnocosem: what's up gamers it's ya boi satan
dumbo3k: A supremely fantastic grilled cheese, best I've ever had? sure
MegaDosX: I mean, if the Devil makes you a really good grilled cheese, it's probably going to be pretty amazing
Mysticman89: at least get ketchup
BrowneePoints: Gouda, Swiss, and Pepperjack on Sourdough with some Creamy Tomato Soup
strebenherz: eternal life and the free time to do things I want to do
Kramburger: Ben i don't think you realise how good that grilled cheese would be
rabbitgta: perfect grilled cheese for life
Pteraspidomorphi: A house in a city with jobs?
objectivefailure: The trick is no matter what the Devil gives you, you just tell him it's really a melt and you can keep your soul.
sosbrigade2018: don't usually catch live, but watch plenty of Vods/ YouTube of the show, wondering what games/episodes have been each of your personal favorite let's nope games/ times/ episodes
Mysticman89: what if hes into that
Jobokin: Have some self worth man.
nyquister_: Infinite grilled cheeses!!!
Bearudite: thats all value
Darleysam: I mean, the devil's just confirmed to you that souls are real, so...
tr3ewitch88: funal cake
ManOCatherby: Yeah Ben, but grilled cheese
crystalbravest: going up sir
Lionhardt544: YIKES Ben lmao
crystalbravest: going down sir
frozenphoenix7: Don't kinkshame me Ben
Styxseus: The lowest is probably infinite wealth, at least :P
nyquister_: Cure world hunger
RandomTrivia: But it's ok because he gets Grilled Cheese
MegaDosX: I'd want incredible cosmic power
NarishmaReborn: a golden fiddle
chief_smeef: tbh i'm probably going to the bad place anyway, so anything i sell my soul for is profit
MegaDosX: With all the living space I can handle
Mysticman89: ben is the devils biggest hype man
Himyul: can you wish for more souls?
Terr0rc0tta: This is definitely decently well-lit souls
mochabeanie: you arent going to riip off SATAN adam
Master_Gunner: There was a grilled cheese I had in Liverpool once, that I would sell my soul for.
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RandomTrivia: To be fair, Ben did say "Lowest"
BrowneePoints: Look, Adam makes that deal, and then the Devil decides not to take his soul because he's too pure
cthulhudude23: and not even the world's best grilled cheese
dumbo3k: I mean, you asked what the lowest he'd be willing to sell it for
The_Ninjurai: to be fair, you said the lowest. Not what he would prefer to sell it for
strebenherz: Adam I'll give you a grilled cheese sandwich for free
KeytarCat: Life-changingly good Grilled Cheese might do it for me, but I also don't believe that a benevolent god would keep me from repenting
Gildan_Bladeborn: Grilled cheese, eternal damnation, grilled cheese... tough choice really.
NotCainNorAbel: I'd get the power to change the temperature of metal items.
saucemaster5000: the turkey's a little dry?!?!?!
NarishmaReborn: love that movie
MegaDosX: I'm not sure if Constantine is a good person to try and compare yourself to
eric_christian_berg: End of Constantine, eh?
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kookaburra_85: If The Devil can make anything, why do they want Adams soul?
nyquister_: I want the "Lottery winner's 10 years on" for soul sellers
strebenherz: BEN NO
YawnLance: But is chat's grilled cheese good?
BjjBrain: stop trying to save Adam lol
NarishmaReborn: constantine very underrated film by so many
MagicalAttackGecko: ibf another grilled cheese
rabbitgta: the soul for idk grilled and ...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Jobokin: Constantine's Catholic, hell's not even infinite for them.
dumbo3k: 2 grilled cheese?
Terr0rc0tta: A tuna melt is gilled cheese
ArkhamArchivist: 2 Grilled Cheese
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Bearudite: bag of cheezies
Drathak: Adam is just hungry
ManOCatherby: A melt, throw some ham in there
Himyul: Ben's friendship
eric_christian_berg: I think Adam's just hungry.
Mysticman89: I think adam is just hungry
SnackPak_: Adam, are you hungry?
KeytarCat: and we're talking about a christian devil, so I assume that dichotomy
soupgiraffe: good choice
Styxseus: IT'S STILL FOOD???
Lyropithic: Hang on, you -might- not have all the ingredients in your fridge
strebenherz: Someone get Adam a sandwich
objectivefailure: Adam just here trying to make the Devil a live-in cook.
Dog_of_Myth: Adam, do you need a Snickers?
YawnLance: Grilled cheese, but with soup this time
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this the South Park Satan
strebenherz: preferably without selling souls
eric_christian_berg: Never shop while hungry. Never sell your soul while hungry.
BrowneePoints: There's a local bbq place that makes brisket, pulled pork and pulled chicken 3 cheese grilled cheeses, and they are SO GOOD
LarkSachrosis: What if Adam's just not complicated
Nigouki: Adam just plans to annoy the devil
InquisitorGaia: and for my third wish another cheesecake
Mysticman89: I thought you were always thirsty Kappa
GhostValv: this becomes a redemption arc with the devil becoming a culinary savant
frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePoints I want one
Himyul: That's my secret. I'm always hungry
The_Ninjurai: Maybe you are just trying to fill the void where your soul was
rabbitgta: the devil wouldn't make a deal like that, he would want to twist the conditions
MegaDosX: It's a Calvin and Hobbes comic
JusticeJuice: Twist Ben is the Devil.
eric_christian_berg: I'd pay good money to see Adam and Ben in a remake of Bedazzled.
dumbo3k: @JusticeJuice So Ben is just actively trying to get Adam to sell him his soul, ok
chief_smeef: @MegaDosX i was thinking of that too lol
Tangsm: I wonder what the locks on their employee restroom look like.
BrowneePoints: @frozenphoenix7 yea my go to is Gouda, Swiss and Pepperjack with Pulled Pork
KeytarCat: @LoadingReadyRun Question from earlier: If you knew tomorrow would loop indefinitely, would you get a good night's sleep beforehand or pull an all-nighter?
MegaDosX: If Ben revealed he were the devil, I'd probably be like "yeah that tracks"
Himyul: would you pull a Homer Simpson and just not eat the last bite?
Musicsquid: What would you sell your soul for, Ben?
DanielleWasDelayed: I definitely hope that you went in the bathroom. Anywhere else would be gross
MegaDosX: Actually yeah Ben what would your answer be for that question? What's your lowest price?
objectivefailure: Broodwich rules?
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YawnLance: As if the devil doesn't want payment first, smh
JusticeJuice: @dumbo3k Isn't that what being a best friend entails?
gualdhar: @Musicsquid 1d10 cantrip obviously
BjjBrain: have all the grilled cheese in the world!!
BrowneePoints: Dangit Adam, now I want a Tomato Soup
Styxseus: Heh
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm disappointed that neither of you chose "streamer house" as your answer.
Himyul: Ben's lowest price: Adam's soul.
BrowneePoints: Chat, have you ever had a good, creamy tomato soup? That crap heals your SOUL
MegaDosX: @BjjBrain I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes.
nyquister_: You didn't specify the size of the grilled cheese...
Drathak: My lowest price is mastery over all grilled cheese related magicks
chief_smeef: "THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT" "... a bagel"
cthulhudude23: what if the devil only made a deal with the person asking for the least? now THAT makes it interesting
jaymorri87: plot twist, you sell your soul for a grilled cheese, but only get one slice of partly melted cheese on thin bread. Devil says " I'll contact quality control.." you never hear back...
BjjBrain: @MegaDosX yes!!!! LOL
NotCainNorAbel: Would you then become Adam?
RandomTrivia: "The Devil went down to 'Toria, he was looking for a soul to steal, and he was in a bind, cos he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal..."
The_Ninjurai: Your kissing wrong
YawnLance: They're kissing tqsWow
Mysticman89: invest in souls now in the hope you can sell it for more later
Easilycrazyhat: Oh hey! Spare eye!
betazed15: What the eff did I just hop into?!
chief_smeef: uhhhh
Nigouki: The Devil is gonna write an Op-Ed about how Millennials Ruined Soul Bargaining
KeytarCat: My lowest price is to have a way to generate the will to make food. It's basically just therapy?
dumbo3k: nope nope nope
Manae: Must be in florida
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: wut
TheWriterAleph: zombie michelin man!!
MegaDosX: Sick jump scare game
saucemaster5000: you ask the devil for a grilled cheese, and he says your souls' "not worth it"
Bearudite: BIBENDUM
Styxseus: Oohh, zippy
ArkhamArchivist: Considering Adam's Soul has a going rate of 1 Grilled Cheese, that's basically the same trade
Mysticman89: it's the mischellan man after lipo
eric_christian_berg: Ah! Baron Harkonnen!
gualdhar: it's Baron Harkonen!
Jobokin: spoopy
kumatsu: Uncle Fester woke up on the wrong side of bed
YawnLance: The ghost of bibendum
CastleOtranto: Did we just get a THX sting?
betazed15: I need a young priest and an old priest. Right effing now!!!
Easilycrazyhat: You think that corpse is using that eye still? >.>
bv310: Bibendum B Bibendum! Nooooo, my meet-cute can never happen now
Drathak: It's allowed to clip through things it's a ghost ok
Dezufnocosem: you ask the devil to be loved by thousands of people, the devil grins and introduces you to twitch chat Kappa
jessieimproved: dude kinda looks like Zoidberg after a molt
Mysticman89: your heart is where your stomache normally is
MegaDosX: A gramophone? Someone call James
chief_smeef: playing classical music at 33 rpm
electra310: Hello ma baby, hello ma honey
ButButTheJesus: A PAPA OO MAU MAU
KeytarCat: I was expecting Nurse, not Hillbilly
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... what did that accomplish?
korvys: Konkey Dong
MegaDosX: @chief_smeef Do we get the sunglasses out and start dancing?
Dog_of_Myth: Huh...Party Rock Anthem.
electra310: Keep going til it hits the middle?
KeytarCat: 2,3,1,1,2,3
Haroldholmes25: this is a key to a puzzle isn't it
NotCainNorAbel: we are already missing one eye
chief_smeef: @MegaDosX you know it barrLechuga
BusTed: lrrFRUMP
YawnLance: Hello sir
dumbo3k: Hello mr freemen
Jobokin: more spoopy
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah there was a musical door wasn't there
eric_christian_berg: Two free eyes!
Styxseus: That pose doesn't look very ergonomic..
Gayboi1230: Hi, welcome to Wildberger, home of the Wild-Burger
electra310: Clickbair!
electra310: bait, even
gualdhar: mom's spaghetti
TheWriterAleph: throat is dry, face is numb
rasterscan: Let me keep writing my diary while I'm dying
RandomTrivia: I was waiting for the spaghetti :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: And I'm writing it down in my journal as I die!
Bearudite: knees weak arms spaghetti
Kramburger: Aw, I was hoping that they were just in love
saucemaster5000: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole. It's woody
Himyul: damn! The wine!
Styxseus: Who writes that down :D
Tangsm: See, when you realize you're poisoned, you make sure you type it out.
chief_smeef: i'm poisoned! I must write about this in my diary!
Mysticman89: when I realise ive bene poisoned, I continue to write about that
bat_wool: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:16.
DanielleWasDelayed: Ah, the Monty Python bit. "He wouldn't write down 'aaaaaugh', he'd just scream"
mulligan2six: Water Explacement
Jobokin: Beat me to it
jaymorri87: the oil?
eric_christian_berg: Before I die, let me construct a convoluted mechanism to open this box...
Jobokin: WD=Water Displacer WE=Water Explacer
bat_wool: William H. Whataburger?
chief_smeef: silent but deadly
Gildan_Bladeborn: Silent Hill is a great atmosphere and a series of really, really shitty games. So yes.
xantos69: So...Is this game good or bad?
Styxseus: @chief_smeef --said the second to last entry in the strange diary I found in this haunted house.
ButButTheJesus: you just don't get it man
jessieimproved: This game has a Silent Hill mood
NotCainNorAbel: it's bad in a good way
xantos69: Fair answer, just checking.
Himyul: it's one of those
saucemaster5000: the game is nicolas cage
Gildan_Bladeborn: This might actually legitimately be better than Silent Hill. It's still terrible though.
JAGxTERRA: its good in a bad way
Jobokin: Is it really though
withwherewithal: It is a well made bad game?
Kramburger: Ben that tracks, I wouldn't want to waste valuable brainpower on this game
jessieimproved: The "wtf is going on but I'mma keep on going" vibe
Juliamon: It has a decent soundtrack
chief_smeef: it doesn't seem bad, just kinda low budget
hesterbyrde: Yeah this makes me think more Resident Evil than Silent Hill
Sogheim: oh dang it's Adam and Ben! two spoopy bois!
Spacecarl: Thats definitely intentional on their part so the comparison is probably fine
Styxseus: Mechanics-wise? Yeah, but it kindof lacks identity
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which actually makes this WORSE, when you think about it: they had the full benefit of hindsight and yet still chose to do all these things that were not good then and definitely aren't good now anyways.
Gildan_Bladeborn: This game is on purpose.
Bearudite: is it just me or does Baron Harkonan over here sound like the Heavy from TF2
Himyul: if a French chef came to you with a freshly made gourmet grilled cheese, what would you be willing to give him for it?
bat_wool: Dang the soundtrack wants your attention there
tr3ewitch88: lrrHERE
mulligan2six: He is the Mr. X
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because "gameplay" Adam.
bat_wool: Bwoong!
eric_christian_berg: I'd play the hell out of Silent Hill with most of the gameplay stripped out.
plummeting_sloth: ah dang I had the tap muted. I thought my stream was going wolds
plummeting_sloth: wild
Lyropithic: It feels like it's aping old horror games, good and bad
bat_wool: Its Voldo!
plummeting_sloth: 1 crowbar > 2 knife hands
withwherewithal: Not enough crab walking for Voldo sadly
tr3ewitch88: he's like "wait I have no kids"
saucemaster5000: the soul still burns.... for a grilled cheese
Styxseus: Yeah, lube those gears
bat_wool: Ah true
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mysticman89: someone worked really hard on that
MegaDosX: Yeah, that's definitely how that works
ButButTheJesus: hammer time!
Styxseus: Hammer that crank xD
mulligan2six: Buttery smooth now!
plummeting_sloth: percussive maintenance
LidofLoathing: just a little percussive maintenance
Tangsm: The thing is, you also have a crow bar.
tr3ewitch88: tiriMad tiriMad tiriMad
Jobokin: I am a fan of all these room assets and monsters. Those are all actually pretty well done. There's a lot of good work that went into this. I only hope those people got paid actual money.
Styxseus: Uhhh
jaymorri87: it's not powerful, but the knockdown though
saucemaster5000: oh look, it's malignant
tr3ewitch88: lovely
MegaDosX: Game, they aren't called siamese twins anymore
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PharaohBender27: Excuse me game, they're called "conjoined twins" now
matthaus_c: hello friends <3
Styxseus: Juked!
YawnLance: @matthaus_c benginHi
matthaus_c: hey Yawn!
Rynehawk: excuse me while I hit this disabled zombie in a wheelchair with a crow bar
hesterbyrde: Adam's the master
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
NightValien28: SEKIRO
xantos69: cheer50 Bits respect game
chief_smeef: just call him quick feet savidan
underhill33: He's gamin'!
gualdhar: oh yeah Desert Bus is nearly here
K_t_Imp000: Adam has had enough of their nonsense
Bearudite: one always lies
matthaus_c: Adam at the end of the stream: "maybe the old games WERE better!"
Calaban161: Dolls Ben
plummeting_sloth: One always lies and the other debates the meaning of truth
Haroldholmes25: we're save rich
saucemaster5000: did adam bring enough for everyone?
MegaDosX: Boss fight?
K_t_Imp000: both always lie but I shouldn't believe either of them? Guess it's time to believe both!
plummeting_sloth: it's for a post bath save
tr3ewitch88: that sounds like my floors
TheWriterAleph: tilty house
WitchyTQ: how long does this go for, do you need me to bring you snacks Ben
JAGxTERRA: dat dutch angle
MegaDosX: It's the darksaber!
eric_christian_berg: You are recording the audio logs for the sequel.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I don't know Ben, that seems pretty unlikely to me. Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: We all can't just have a save point room in our house. some rooms need to be multipurpose.
electra310: Aw, denied
WitchyTQ: i've been alerted that there are boys i need to feed
RustinPlays: Holy shit I remembered the livestream for yall was today
plummeting_sloth: Daww, We had our monthly neighborhood zoom meeting tonight and as it was wrapping up and everyone was saying there good byes, there was a very audible "Meeoowww" in the background. Good night to you too, kitty!
WitchyTQ: text me what you want
NightValien28: grill cheese
WitchyTQ: mkay
ButButTheJesus: they were talking about grilled cheese
dumbo3k: TQ is the devil confirmed?
WitchyTQ: do you want me to make you grilled cheeses?
Dezufnocosem: paging satan
WitchyTQ: theyd be cold
Gildan_Bladeborn: Price: 1 soul plz.
Spacecarl: So he doesn't have to sell his soul for one
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DanielleWasDelayed: Adam needs grilled cheese badly
RandomTrivia: Fill this man with Grilled Cheese! :D
MegaDosX: So...do I make grilled cheese for lunch with all of this talk about it?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Already planned grilled cheese for my dinner.
Pteraspidomorphi: I wish it was raining here
withwherewithal: mmmmmm grilled cheese, there is a place in my town that does a mac & cheese grilled cheese
WitchyTQ: mmmkay
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Dromos_GHG: But does Adam then have to give up his soul?
BrowneePoints: The biggest thing to losing weight is not feeling guilty over Food Ben
NarishmaReborn: we all just want what adam has
WitchyTQ: well if you feel like you're gonna pass out, just text me
matthaus_c: gotta commission a statue of reminald
Gildan_Bladeborn: I have a small bobble-head statue of a pug. It's adorable.
plummeting_sloth: just bring some cheese slices and sliced bread. The heat of the streaming PC will do teh rest
saucemaster5000: you have a real dog, play with that first
NightValien28: get a bronze statue of remy
Tangsm: Get a bronze one so it shows where you pet it on the head every day.
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Diabore: slash the state
bat_wool: I'm having bechamel mac and cheese right now
electra310: Should we note the time?
chief_smeef: ahhh the old reliable method: try everything until something works
NarishmaReborn: crowbar is reeeeeadddyyyyyy
plummeting_sloth: Shoot, we need one of these games where you break through a blackboard so we can go "SMASH THE SLATE"
Shemerson: good old monkey island strategy of rubbing everything on everythin
matthaus_c: I like the Artemisia Gentileschi version more
TheWriterAleph: oh black sails is awesome
MegaDosX: Adam no.
GhostValv: any Squid Game watchers :)
matthaus_c: Caravaggio dropped the ball on Judith
chief_smeef: Mary Magdeline is different
Spacecarl: References!
LidofLoathing: I liked Black Sails a lot, too. fun pirate stuff
Lionhardt544: damn I still need to watch that. I
Bearudite: bible peeps gettin riled
Pteraspidomorphi: Not again
ArkhamArchivist: Mary Magellan
BrowneePoints: @chief_smeef you missed las tweek
MegaDosX: @chief_smeef He knows, we told him last time he mentioned her
Himyul: #NotThatMary
Jobokin: Mary Genesis Magdellion
Lionhardt544: I have enjoyed but I have seen so far of Black sails
TheWriterAleph: do you remember
JAGxTERRA: @chief_smeef yeah hits different
chief_smeef: oh oops sorry : p
Rootpotato: freud would like to disect that one
Rynehawk: AND christmas
Rynehawk: did you bring 2 presents?
TheWriterAleph: the 25th night of decembah
gualdhar: yeah but *did* you know Mary Magdeline was different last week?
plummeting_sloth: change it to the 21st night of September and start dancin' the night away
plummeting_sloth: louse smarch weather
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
xantos69: easily
BrowneePoints: That's called Gaslighting lol
matthaus_c: sekiro
Pteraspidomorphi: Famous documentary The Truman Show
MegaDosX: Now stick it in your head!
Tangsm: What clock chimes at 8:15?
NarishmaReborn: stick it in our own eye socket
Himyul: what a weird place to hide an eyeball
Darleysam: in The Truman Show, why didn't they just not tell him what a camera was
Jobokin: It's like that SCP story were they find out only 1 guy is out of the loop.
matthaus_c: don't we already?
rabbitgta: eye saw the hand
saucemaster5000: we've kept it a secret from jim carrey he's not that funny
rasterscan: Chat is a snitch tho
MegaDosX: @NarishmaReborn benginFingers
electra310: What secret?
Kramburger: Tewitch chat can't keep secrets and you know it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You mean keep ANOTHER secret from James.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's easy though - I don't watch James' streams.
chief_smeef: can't trust chat with secrets
mulligan2six: It is so weird to me that the character walks with the crowbar at the ready. Who would walk like that?
ButButTheJesus: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 that man has been through crap. how dare!
Rynehawk: snitches get snickers
Rynehawk: so im in
RandomTrivia: Oh no, we've been attacked with the truth!
DanielleWasDelayed: Milk, as a joke
gualdhar: I'd definitely snitch
matthaus_c: Milk would be the snitch, hello?
Ivalenz_: We are already collectively keeping a secret from Ben.
rasterscan: ZYRK would snitch.
empyreon: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
rasterscan: In a heartbeat.
electra310: Ivalenz, shhhh!
TheTekkieman: What if...James himself was the snitch?
rasterscan: :O
withwherewithal: in this gameworld, someone made a clock that had a baby arm replace a cuckoo and have it hold a fake eye, I wish people made these decisions in real life
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints mostly just joshing -- love his serious work
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
YawnLance: Zyrk wouldn't snitch
Talin06: if more than one person knows a secret it isn't one
SnackPak_: gottem
matthaus_c: DOUBLE BLIND
Bearudite: zyrk would NEVER
Mysticman89: it would literally be in the highlights
rasterscan: Shit, snitches get snitchesed
chief_smeef: i would forget what the secret is before the next stream i see, so i couldn't snitch lol
BusTed: Ensnared in the sting operation.
plummeting_sloth: snitches get scritches
MegaDosX: Game pls
Kramburger: Those who pitched it, snitched it
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rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Electrodyne: Who snitches the snitchmans
Gildan_Bladeborn: James would have to show up and be in your chat during this stream for me to inadvertently reveal our collective secret to him, so... he probably would already know.
MegaDosX: It's like hunting a roaming Pokemon, only inverse
withwherewithal: Ignore the spooky floaty man
DanielleWasDelayed: Throwing around accusations like hot potato
matthaus_c: isn't snitching the opposite of criminal behaviour
DatOneRezKid: howdy y'all
plummeting_sloth: what if we're ALL the Narc, maaaan
BrowneePoints: Those who rhyme have a fundamental understanding of the language
saucemaster5000: checkmate I guess
Himyul: if everyone is a snitch, is anyone a snitch?
Bearudite: those who cuss are the Sus
Kramburger: Please, James streams at 2am local time and I have a baby, I would NEVER snitch ever for the joke
ButButTheJesus: am... am i the snitch
NDCazzy: whats on the snack menu tonight?
Calaban161: The latest Ryme was Ben so Ben is gonna tell Adam that He is keeping a secret from him
xantos69: @ButButTheJesus We can all be the snitch if we believe.
JAGxTERRA: oh shit we've broken the game
rasterscan: "Overwhelmingly Positive."
plummeting_sloth: enemy hate the sound of closing doors
Greggleswong: are you guys in the sane room?
Electrodyne: Pro wrestler Snitchsky
matthaus_c: Ben... are you snitching on twitch chatters?
Greggleswong: *same
Gildan_Bladeborn: And just like that, what little "scary" that enemy had has vanished, for all of time.
MegaDosX: @Electrodyne It wasn't his fault!
Electrodyne: :D
matthaus_c: that's right, we're dogs
tr3ewitch88: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Rootpotato: im the 1
Rynehawk: your point?
chief_smeef: i was hungry okay
gualdhar: wait there's over 500 watching this? why?
MegaDosX: I aimed higher than that
BrowneePoints: Uwu Gwilled Cheez
Seth_Erickson: Are we sure Adam has a soul?
DanielleWasDelayed: One grilled cheese to split amongst all of us
Mysticman89: there was ham in the grilled cheese at least
NDCazzy: grilled cheese with BACON
electra310: And now we have grilled cheese and you don't
tr3ewitch88: no cake
Kramburger: LIAR, Ben would flip on anyone for a cold pack of chicken nuggets
empyreon: I had a grilled cheese for dinner and I could use another
plummeting_sloth: man, I'd so UNSPEAKABLE things for a grilled cheese right now
kumatsu: Ben that's so very very sad
rasterscan: Wait, crucial question - protein on grilled cheese or straight up cheese? I vote pastrami.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Dogs go to heaven though. The film wouldn't lie to us.
rabbitgta: can't eat cheese jokes on you
Rootpotato: @gualdhar i can leave
Dog_of_Myth: Hah, jokes on you. I can't eat dairy
Jobokin: Wait, when did I agree to that?
ManOCatherby: I mean Ben is the smart one here, he sold out for TWO grilled cheese
matthaus_c: oh SNAP @Kramburger
Rynehawk: hear me out - grilled cheese with thinly sliced granny smith apples
JusticeJuice: Dayia non dairy cheese is decent.
electra310: Grilled cheese with apples is amazing
Lionhardt544: I do love a good grilled cheese. My bf just agreed to buy us an immersion blender for tomato soup too
DatOneRezKid: idk anymore
BrowneePoints: Personally, I call meat on grilled cheese a melt @rasterscan
MegaDosX: Man I should totally make a grilled cheese for lunch
tr3ewitch88: @rynehawk mmm
Seth_Erickson: One grilled cheese and he'd give it away in an instant don't know if I can trust that kind of person on matters of the soul
matthaus_c: we basically have infinite saves anyway
Rynehawk: so good
rasterscan: @BrowneePoints Hmm, very true.
ArdCollider: the real slam is getting your friends and their toaster ovens/ George Foreman grills/ panini presses/ cast iron together on New Year's Eve?
Juliamon: fuuuck it's been years since I've had an apple grilled cheese
NarishmaReborn: i would try pooping down instead of up
aClonedPickle: sounds like for science, you should order a cheeseless pizza this friday
saucemaster5000: storm poopers
code1300: there any mtg judges in here
ArdCollider: and just fucking making _every_ grilled cheese. everyone bring the cheese and fixings and bread you like
Electrodyne: poopnado
Faulpyr: Just gotta figure out how many lactaid is right for you. I have to do like 3 -4 for pizza. >.>
electra310: I made turkey, bacon, brie and green apple sandwiches, very good
rasterscan: Caprese grilled cheese, please.
Calaban161: Are you Lactose intolerant Ben?
Jobokin: If we as twitch chat are one being, are we a gibbering mouther?
Lionhardt544: Lactose Intolerance is one of existence's greatest sorrows tbh
withwherewithal: My city is doing a month long Mac & Cheese Festival and I want to go to all the places, but also do not need to eat 18 different types of Mac & Cheese
Rynehawk: its 2021 and this person is going to the office and not working from home
plummeting_sloth: how... did we put that in therE?
Rynehawk: crazy
Kramburger: My baby is allergic to a cow's milk protein, so my wife can't even have lactose free milk
ArdCollider: and then you hang out eating grilled cheese and watching New Year's Eve TV nonsense and you sleep great because you're full.
BrowneePoints: @withwherewithal that's quitter talk
maxthefourth: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:53.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The eyeball must have been made of silly putty.
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Tormented Souls) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (38m ago).
Rootpotato: SAIL
Electrodyne: i tap one Brown and three colorless to cast Poopstorm
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withwherewithal: You are right @BrowneePoints I should not give up!
Rootpotato: blame it on my ADD baby
AtrusOfMyst: Was there a YouTube upload for last week's Lets Nope?
Mysticman89: sounds like a candian heritage moment
electra310: Anybody got perfect pitch?
mulligan2six: No, its Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
ButButTheJesus: 341 134?
Kramburger: Great puzzle for our friends who are Deaf/HoH devs
RandomTrivia: Suddenly, a Wandersong puzzle! :D
Goombill: I have no sense of music, and can never do these puzzles
xantos69: @Kramburger Also folks like me that can't carry a tune for crap.
MegaDosX: I have found the solution
Tangsm: There are 6 notes.
Mysticman89: I always just look up the mnusical puzzles since im helpless
MegaDosX: I found the solution if you want it
Jobokin: There are FOUR LIGHTS1
ButButTheJesus: 341, 134
JakeRebadaviaXD: There's only 3 but it repeats
plummeting_sloth: quick play kakori village
flapjacksofwar: Oh sure Adam, blame me
tr3ewitch88: this is about the time I would consult a walk through lol
CastleOtranto: Was that dress Yanni or Laurel?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The same thing, but backwards.
ManOCatherby: same 3 notes
BrowneePoints: 1 2 6, 6 23
KeytarCat: As a musician, these are often too simple for my taste. Witness had some great ones, and this, with the whole scale available, feels good somehow
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Dezufnocosem: not du du du du du du, it's du du du du du du du
RandomTrivia: benginTry
NDCazzy: Nice Ben
Timagio: Four notes1
BrowneePoints: 6 2 1*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Almost in reverse.
MegaDosX: Yeah, 1-2-6-6-1-2
Timagio: !*
tr3ewitch88: yay!
Darleysam: doo doo doo, doo doo doo.. like this game? ehehehe
KeytarCat: The warble as camera moves away
plummeting_sloth: COOL GAME
DatOneRezKid: yay
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Middle top
BrowneePoints: Ben, Like a CLOCK
Timagio: *inhale* SECRET TUNNEEEELLLL
Kramburger: The dress thing was because the people who saw white/gold had different length blue receptors in their eyes and their brain told them they were seeing it outside, instead of a blue/black dress under indoor lighting
MegaDosX: It isn't, but sure :p
flapjacksofwar: The code was 80085
matthaus_c: fibonacci is the narc sequence
MegaDosX: Middle top was 1
Rootpotato: thats not a fibonaci
MegaDosX: There were seven of them
chief_smeef: 1 would be the root note of the scale
Mysticman89: I hate how computer num pads are laid out the opposite of phone num pads
JakeRebadaviaXD: @Rootpotato i read this as mario
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well if we said "1 2 3, 3 1 2" and you know which 3 notes are the first 3, then you have the solution.
tr3ewitch88: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: fibonacci is a hack he just keeps adding the two previous ideas together
Rootpotato: @Rootpotato why would you read that as cris pratt?
Lionhardt544: "It isn't, but sure" found the ummm ackshually guy lol
JokerBoney: oh! Is this also a Basketball thing?
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Nice one, that made me giggle
Rynehawk: ONLY LOCAL CHANNELS
PharaohBender27: @Kramburger I remember seeing that picture, and thinking, "That dress is periwinkle blue and sandstone brown" :p
ShaneLeeAtk: I missed that puzzle... I had a need to make a fried cheese for some reason
Rynehawk: JESUS THIS GAME IS SCARY
Jobokin: You got nothing to do and only write after seven years?
tr3ewitch88: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Gildan_Bladeborn: Only local channels?! Not worth it.
KeytarCat: Assumptions of processing method make limited help worse than no help. Hanabi is hard with new people for that
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sweet release of death...
KeytarCat: *that reason
plummeting_sloth: sounda like a case of the Mondays
Kramburger: @PharaohBender27 Our brains & eyes are basically making it up as they go along
Jobokin: Give 'im the jukes
Timagio: Beaned em right in the head
plummeting_sloth: dang, dude did a Flair Flop
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mysticman89: never have to reoload a crowbar
Timagio: [Half life 1 crowbar spam]
tr3ewitch88: that was some mortal combat sh!t right there
rabbitgta: Morgan freeman knows that the best
PharaohBender27: @Kramburger Once I realized the meme was a "Is this a or b?" question without room for exception, I settled on black and blue.
ArdCollider: run down to Harbor Freight, get some crowbar ammo
xantos69: My name is Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.
plummeting_sloth: if there was a crowbar in Destiny, it would have to be reloaded
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ayup.
matthaus_c: I want a cup of Henry Cavill's piss
saucemaster5000: apparently cavill just made that up and everyone on set loved it
Lionhardt544: Stop stop I can only swoon so much
Omega_Lairon: "Oh no, he's hot!"
TheWriterAleph: Bertie Bergie
Dezufnocosem: witcher piss, a potent ingredient in potions and hexes
Kramburger: @PharaohBender27 FWIW that's the right answer
MegaDosX: Lewd
tr3ewitch88: @lionhardt544 exactly
jessieimproved: Henry Cavill is 2.5 Matt Bomers
Gildan_Bladeborn: You and me both Ben.
Lionhardt544: SAME
Kramburger: I imagine the director was just happy that henry caville didn't want to do his own stunts too
Lionhardt544: fuck I gotta rewatch it
Gildan_Bladeborn: I've already watched season 1 3 times now... but I'm considering watching it a 4th.
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Mysticman89: I should probably find a means to watch that series at some point, but there keeps on being twitch streams to watch
tr3ewitch88: soon adam soon
Omega_Lairon: The Witcher 2: Witch Harder
jessieimproved: I'm going to rewatch season 1 for sure
Gildan_Bladeborn: I've read (almost) all the books, so I was the designated "plot explainer" in our household.
jessieimproved: I listened to the books on audio and enjoyed it
kumatsu: I shotgunned squid game over two nights
NightValien28: if I understand the first season lacked a timeline
CraziestOwl: I watched the first season in one setting
Darleysam: so we speedrunning this game once you've beaten it? 53m56s
Mysticman89: is the tv series the books, or its own witch plotline?
gualdhar: booo streamer booo
tr3ewitch88: yeah a lot makes more sense on the second watch through ben... I highly recommend
Gildan_Bladeborn: Still need to read the very last book in the series (and the belated "kind of prequel" that came out way more recently).
Lyropithic: You really nailed that jokes, streamer
NightValien28: saw someone post an actual timeline of the episodes so it made a lot more sense
JakeRebadaviaXD: Probably becuase I watch a lot of death games stuff, i find squid game overrated
Greggleswong: WE-40? lol
Lionhardt544: @nightvalien28 yeah I saw a couple of different timelines that I was sending to every one of my friends who was confused
Kramburger: I saw someone doing a 'Sexy Squid Game Guard' cosplay so look forward to that being this Halloween's big thing
Pantsravaganza: lrrSPOOPY
Styxseus: @Mysticman89 Its based on the books, but with some changes
Gildan_Bladeborn: Them blurring out the background so you can't see the pattern while manipulating this is just... the worst.
Serivus: remember, it's mirrored
Tangsm: You're doing it upside down.
MegaDosX: Remember that what you're looking at underneath it is flipped to what's in the indent
AbnormAnomaly: spin the third one turn wise
Seth_Erickson: left and right need to be flipped
NDCazzy: bottom one?
Serivus: so at the indent, the point was right next to the indent
Jobokin: This is just some needless busy work that would be easier in real life.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Make everything the opposite of what the holes look like,
chief_smeef: i believe in you adam
Mysticman89: top one seems mirrored from what is should be
AbnormAnomaly: time to bust out the camera phone
Omega_Lairon: chill chat, they'll figure out out
7gorobei: bottom one
7gorobei: by the notch
NDCazzy: they all have one pointing down towards the indent
Serivus: getting close
Serivus: think inside to outside
Jobokin: Go left
Gildan_Bladeborn: You had it the first time you asked Adam.
MegaDosX: I've found an image of what it needs to be if that would help >_>
DarknessKingCoH: Top one by 90
DarknessKingCoH: thats it
Tangsm: If there were kind devs, the alternative would be hitting this thing with the hammer.
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, now it's wrong more.
tr3ewitch88: the 3 and 1 prong needs to be turned with 3 out
AbnormAnomaly: it's rough because you need to think of it as the mirror image.
Jobokin: Try pyromancy
NarishmaReborn: i hate that this puzzle doesn't let you see both at once
saucemaster5000: where's doom guy to punch the puzzle when you need him?
Juliamon: MegaDosX Share the image please?
kookaburra_85: Doesn't the top one need to be mirrored across the vertical axis?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Make everything point the other way from how the holes in the console look.
PhoenixShaman: you need to reflect it
KCazduke: Mirror mirror
KeytarCat: It's a spacial reasoning puzzle, one of my favorites that I forget aren't intuitive to everyone!
EvilBadman: line up the nubs where you can. the triangle matches a nub and the the middle of the line of three matches
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MegaDosX: That looks right now
MegaDosX: What.
electra310: See, I would never be able to solve this puzzle without like drawing it all out on paper.
Sogheim: why does it blur out the puzzle you're trying to solve with the puzzle you're trying to spin?!
Serivus: that should be it
MegaDosX: There we go
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: I understand the mechanics of this puzzle, but this is just infuriatingly fiddly.
Awexdio: Bottom wheel should have a pin pointed toward bottom and toward 3 pin. Top wheel should be pointed toward bottom wheel and 3 pin. 4 pin I haven't figured out a referencing fo
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DanielleWasDelayed: Gaming
KCazduke: You did it!
MegaDosX: Stupid puzzle
plummeting_sloth: oh thank goodness
Pantsravaganza: seabatClap FBtouchdown
Rynehawk: GAMING
electra310: Well done!
PhoenixShaman: goat there
AbnormAnomaly: Genius.
hammith: Three hours later
rabbitgta: tovgGamerZ
DatOneRezKid: finally!
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap
chief_smeef: lrrGOAT
Jobokin: Maximum Gaming
NDCazzy: get away tricycle!
withwherewithal: Gamers!
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Mysticman89: its the sortt of puzzle thats trivial to some, but incredably frustrating to others who don't have that sort of spatial reasoning
plummeting_sloth: ah, shitter tape
Gildan_Bladeborn: You even just got one.
MegaDosX: Why was that in the toilet?!?
BusTed: That was part of the interview process.
electra310: Stop swallowing recording discs
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saucemaster5000: triple coiler
matthaus_c: that video was crap anyways
kookaburra_85: I hate puzzles like that because I forget what things look like as soon as I tur away from them.
ElektroTal: what did i walk into
KCazduke: You ever just swallow a whole recording disc and then let it pass through you?
ElektroTal: why is adam pulling down his pants
Styxseus: Litteral crap-shot :P
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:44.
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
Haroldholmes25: @ElektroTal an overwhelmingly positive horror game
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Good question. Next question.
Juliamon: Mysticman89 Made worse by the horrible object-examining controls and by chat
gualdhar: @ElektroTal no one knows, no one wants to know.
MegaDosX: #2Spooky
Gildan_Bladeborn: I checked the ratings before the stream went live, it only says "very positive" now.
theamc2000: Hi adam and ben
ElektroTal: ok yeah, i'm noping out, lol. have a good one fellas
plummeting_sloth: woody woodpecker laugh on that one
Rynehawk: sounds like he fell on his keys
Lysander_salamander: okay sure
ICitizenErasedI: NO high fives!
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's telling you "don't have hands".
electra310: Pirates only!
Mashamino: no hands allowed!
BusTed: what if but yes
GenericHerooo: xD
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is a no hands zone.
saucemaster5000: adam needs to roll a 6 here
TotallyNotaBeholder: Is there a dog behind that door?
MegaDosX: "That sign can't stop me because I can't read" - the player character, probably
Jobokin: You just saved, screw it
Haroldholmes25: that sign can't stop me, I can't read
plummeting_sloth: a warning sigh keeping out people with 1 large black hand
LarkSachrosis: Not only will this kill you, but it will hurt the entire time.
matthaus_c: it'll be fine if adam rolls a 9 or higher
chief_smeef: this sign won't stop me, cause i can't read!
ButButTheJesus: he chose dowwwwn
GhostValv: D:
theamc2000: Those signs are really ambiguous
Solid_Fuel: hurts
saucemaster5000: eh, fair
Jobokin: it burns
NarishmaReborn: normal
Styxseus: Couldnt say..
BrowneePoints: Like most days of my life
MegaDosX: I actually missed what Adam said
ButButTheJesus: splorp
matthaus_c: saying we got got implies we're not fine with how the situation developed lrrBEEJ
KCazduke: What's it like to have a successful streaming show?
Lysander_salamander: These camera angles are terrible
Tycho_Nova: those signs with the crossbones are just making sure you play a swamp for turn before you go in the door
plummeting_sloth: boy our character has a jaunty stride huh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Make a perception check. *rolls dice* You don't notice anything.
Tangsm: It's the cross. He's overcompensating.
electra310: No good people put three inch bolts in their soup
ButButTheJesus: he was looking for clothes
Jobokin: Only true evil enjoys soup.
KCazduke: never trust a priest. Fate/stay night taught me that.
MegaDosX: Double tap
electra310: Sneak!
Rynehawk: SHOW MORE FEET
Dog_of_Myth: Show feet
plummeting_sloth: we scared those feet!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
ButButTheJesus: *hlorf*
Jobokin: feetastic
BusTed: Oh shit.
MegaDosX: Eh, Mark Henry? I'll pass
jessieimproved: !adult
gualdhar: this is surprisingly well thought out for a porn shoot
electra310: Better adult, pls
BusTed: Skinamarinkidoo
KCazduke: Did Adam hear that Bryan Danielson is wrestling Minoru Suzuki this friday?
BrowneePoints: No, skinna ma rink a dinky dink is what the watchers do
Jobokin: I'd be worried about cannibals.
MegaDosX: Good lord that's going to be a stiff match
electra310: If you rub garlic on your feet, in ten minutes you will have garlic breath.
KCazduke: On a Buy-In for free on youtube
nyquister_: "Massage oil co's hate this trick"
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sort of morbidly curious if Ben were to make up a "fake" OnlyFans account name for "foot-monetizing purposes" on the spot like Adam did... would he accidentally pick a real one?
EvilBadman: on free YouTube, Friday at 7 PST
gualdhar: aioli goes rancid, olive oil doesn't keep well
waser3000: Jone’s barbecue and foot massage
Kramburger: AEW's main character is back too, its all very exciting
ButButTheJesus: bayuth
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Anxious Millennial Cowboy!
DanielleWasDelayed: skidap badap
ShaneLeeAtk: Smashmouth lead singer was retired today
Spacecarl: Well that song really lodges itself inside your... head
Jobokin: That video was painful
Juliamon: "was retired"? Like forcefully?
Kramburger: @MegaDosX "Finally Showed Up To Work"
Haroldholmes25: define "have to"
Mysticman89: were the videos good
NDCazzy: also highlights did NOT reveal that any button on the skeleton would have worked lrrAWESOME
Gildan_Bladeborn: Right, I'm wondering if you could repeat that process and strike gold twice Ben.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I was watching that live last week.
xantos69: I wouldn't sniff that.
jessieimproved: smell it
Omega_Lairon: "hmm... Cheetos again"
Tangsm: But did he get a grilled cheese?
plummeting_sloth: look, if someone put a gun to your head and a foot to your mouth and made you decide a onlyfans name
hesterbyrde: Marmol???
ShaneLeeAtk: It was deemed best for his health and well-being
MegaDosX: Why did the archangel open the gates of hell? That seems counterproductive
Seth_Erickson: Marmolade
chief_smeef: *gates of hell open* "come on in, hope that grilled cheese was worth it"
electra310: Mmm, orange tomb
ICitizenErasedI: it's how you say 'marble' if you have marbles in your m outh
MegaDosX: Gichi gichi gichi, yaya
Catcard: Mary Marmelade
Seth_Erickson: It's Paddington's tomb
Gildan_Bladeborn: Critical hits, probably.
BrowneePoints: ooooh. Marmol is spanish for Marble
MegaDosX: Just roll all 20s
BrowneePoints: Devs might be Spanish?
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xantos69: "making sense" and "being understandable" are not the same
plummeting_sloth: it would make sense in the same sense of human mortality making sense
Gildan_Bladeborn: The only way it could be MORE exciting is if there was also a random chance to miss!
NightValien28: oh my fuck
BrowneePoints: Oh Chris Pratt, a homophobe AND an idiot
MegaDosX: Italy's gonna come for Adam now
NightValien28: fuck chris pratt
saucemaster5000: Hello -- It is me Mario.
Jobokin: Mario is a bigot now.
gualdhar: I wish we could go back to Parks and Rec Chris Pratt
plummeting_sloth: i mean, our pocket knife is basicallya sword righ
plummeting_sloth: t
theneatestburrito: That was peak satire article title.
KCazduke: Save first?
Solid_Fuel: only marble slabs
BrowneePoints: Adam, might I point to the Inquisitions...and the Borgias....
plummeting_sloth: Italy has the stones! they're called Dolomite!
saucemaster5000: taking on mafia eh?
electra310: I've been watching a ton of Pasta Grannies lately, I think Italy could take you
Nigouki: I'm sure they've got SOME stones lodged in the sole of that boot of theirs
Lysander_salamander: I should pick up some bread and cheese tomorrow
Jobokin: #notmymario
BrowneePoints: If there's a country I don't want after me, Italy is NUMBER ONE
Seth_Erickson: The country's one big foot and that foot can chuck rocks
Gildan_Bladeborn: And bigfoot.
Kramburger: Why do you think Serge was planted in LRR? To act when needed
MegaDosX: Wow
chief_smeef: lmao
BrowneePoints: or Ghost Jesus
ButButTheJesus: but
Lyropithic: Or grilled cheese
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
Tycho_Nova: ghosts aren't fire, they can't go through doors
YawnLance: Mafia deez nutz lrrBEEJ
AbnormAnomaly: @ButButTheJesus
CraziestOwl: mmrSmile
matthaus_c: or horses
MegaDosX: Adam's on a speedrun to piss off everyone, huh? :p
NightValien28: or canada
Gildan_Bladeborn: Grilled cheese? Just a shared hallucination.
Mysticman89: Dripping like freshly grilled cheese
ICitizenErasedI: that's just the aioli
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NightValien28: unleash the lid
Kramburger: Adam's energy is sloughing off him like old skin
Gildan_Bladeborn: We could... be forced to play more of this game.
bat_wool: @thatladyinplaid Do you know the song Lady in Red? Because I hear your name being sung to that tune
Jobokin: when the DM is trying to give you a hint
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Thank you so much for that mental image
Gildan_Bladeborn: That seems to be the long and short of it, yes.
ButButTheJesus: earth! fire!
Solid_Fuel: anyone want to tell "'Ndrangheta" that adam is not afrad of them or their little friends?
MegaDosX: Ah, the classical elements
Nigouki: is this a Bruce Willis space movie?
NarishmaReborn: empty is full of air
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SquareDotCube: But where's the one full of love?
Kramburger: "Why don't you just tell me the answer that you're looking for?"
NarishmaReborn: air?
Mashamino: wait... why does that compass have an O for west?
ICitizenErasedI: every person desires to listen to an earth, wind and fire record to get rich?
Kramburger: Air
EvilBadman: Korbin my man, I got no fire.
Kramburger: ?
KCazduke: That compass rose doesn't have a west
PhoenixShaman: so my gues is poor mans escape is death
Lysander_salamander: sure why not
MegaDosX: I think this one's a cardinal direction
Geekscience: why does the compass have an O instead of a W?
Geekscience: did I miss something
MegaDosX: It worked for Rose
ICitizenErasedI: where's the life preserver door?
omdorastrix: Ouest?
7gorobei: oeste = west
Kramburger: The wooden door that only fits one person
chief_smeef: @Geekscience might be french: ouest is west in french
Geekscience: ah that makes sense
Lysander_salamander: why is it "o" instead of "w?"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Couldn't possibly fit 2 people, that's just science.
electra310: Air door, maybe?
Tangsm: Earth?
Kramburger: Earf?
MegaDosX: Which horizon?
Mashamino: ah, oeste is also west in Spanish
underhill33: east?
Tangsm: You're looking for land.
electra310: I guess Seagulls would mean land
Lysander_salamander: Seagulls mean land?
Seth_Erickson: Seagulls are also found on land :)
PhoenixShaman: the west is O now is it changeing?
plummeting_sloth: ah, but Jesus was a carpenter
bat_wool: Yeah several languages spell "west" similar to "ost"
KCazduke: West Side Story
MegaDosX: It's been O all along
MegaDosX: For some reason
Omega_Lairon: N O S E
Jobokin: W for Weast
saucemaster5000: north east south and oxford
Dog_of_Myth: Break time?
ButButTheJesus: "Oest"
PhoenixShaman: @bat_wool oh til
Gildan_Bladeborn: Words to live by.
chief_smeef: @LoadingReadyRun Ouest is West in french
plummeting_sloth: never eat sour oranges
MegaDosX: Don't know why
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bat_wool: Wholesome generic greetings!
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MegaDosX: He's a genius!
GenericHerooo: !advice
LRRbot: Don't touch the teeth!
Dog_of_Myth: Or did we have a break already?
omdorastrix: Ouest? as in french?
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
ButButTheJesus: "and a happy new year"
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think the monsters are broken.
PhoenixShaman: rude
Lysander_salamander: exciting
PhoenixShaman: he was just standing in a corner minding his buisness :P
chief_smeef: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
GenericHerooo: XDDD
Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaaaaa
Dog_of_Myth: Nice Harmony
Inquisitor_Xian: aaaaa
Solid_Fuel: aaaaaaaaa
Nigouki: aaaaaaaaaa
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
electra310: aaaaaaa
Juliamon: that got a lil discordant
ButButTheJesus: i have to bed now but good to see y'all and i'll catch the VOD and goodnight lrrHEART
codatski: aaaaaa
ButButTheJesus: aaaaaaaa
Omega_Lairon: "I don't know what we're yelling about!!'
TacitusVigil: The harmony was great for a moment there.
Geekscience: you got it set to w for Wumbo. you gotta set it to O for Oumbo
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GenericHerooo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the screebs.
TacitusVigil: That background sounds like a Borg cube of all things.
Dog_of_Myth: Wise words LLRbot
matthaus_c: !quote punch from:adam
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Lysander_salamander: aaaaaa
frank_the_great: Ahhhhhhh
Vanbael: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
TheWriterAleph: aaaaaaaa
chief_smeef: dang, did y'all do that the whole commercial break?
Juliamon: If LRRbot's backend ever gets a better overhaul I want to add a !worse advice
GenericHerooo: Aaaaaaaaaa
thraximore: You started to harmonize with The Killers song I had in the background
Pantsravaganza: Still a better horror game than the last alone in the dark. Sigh.
KeytarCat: I'm gonna have to check that
TacitusVigil: Do...Re.....Egon!
DanielleWasDelayed: His only mistake was being born
thraximore: only during breaks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chained to a wall, and given knives for hands. Which we've established, is the inferior option to "knives for legs".
saucemaster5000: his biggest regret was he had bone-itis
jetpixi: This game still, huh?
thraximore: ADHD, baby
matthaus_c: I'm currently playing pokemon while watching you and engaging with chat
AbnormAnomaly: ADHD is a hell of a drug
jetpixi: I can only do one thing at a time too
Seth_Erickson: I game with streams in the background
nyquister_: Me too - Justice at the moment
CaptinOfBeez: 3rd monitor streamers now
NotCainNorAbel: you listen to music and lift?
thraximore: C O N S T A N T stimulus is required
DeM0nFiRe: The fact that you stopped playing the game to tell us you can't do 2 things at once was a good illustration
CaptinOfBeez: wait thats a adhd thing?
frank_the_great: I do that too sometimes. Stream + music + video game sounds
chief_smeef: LUL
TacitusVigil: Fun fact: one of the pair of Ben and Adam are a killer too! Try to guess which. You'll be pleasantly surprised! Kappa
AbnormAnomaly: I can't do something unless I have a podcast in my ear or a stream in the background.
NDCazzy: I work all day with Adam, Ben, Serge, or James talking to me in the background LOL
theneatestburrito: oof
Driosenth: Cool
eric_christian_berg: Hug it out.
Seth_Erickson: I actually usually game with Adam or Ben in the background
electra310: hdu hurt Ben this way
Spacecarl: It depends on what I am doing or how much I need to concentrate.
Landgraft: I'll game with two streams running at once, let the streamers compete to be worthy of my attention
jetpixi: Sometimes even music distracts me
Lysander_salamander: mysterious blue fluids
chief_smeef: benginCry benginCry benginCry benginCry
TacitusVigil: It's ADAM!
codatski: I have to have extra input in order to focus on anything. Back in Uni I legit had to watch Netflix while studying or I got nothing done
hesterbyrde: Little glass vial!
TacitusVigil: We in Bioshock baby!
NimrodXIV: a little glass vial?
jetpixi: In a little glass vial
BusTed: A little glass vial?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just open Ben's stream in another tab, on mute. Solved!
Inquisitor_Xian: a little glas vial?
jetpixi: I love that movie
frank_the_great: Inject it into your hand, like Bioshock
GhostValv: oh please no
doubledbear: solid reference Ben
AbnormAnomaly: Music isn't enough background stimulus for me. Even when driving I need at least NPR.
PhoenixShaman: surgery, surgery
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KeytarCat: I can't deeply focus on any one thing for very long, so I have to have something else running or the dark thoughts fill the space
frank_the_great: Secret tunnel
BusTed: drawfeEggyboy
Juliamon: egg
Nigouki: E G G
DanielleWasDelayed: Egg
TacitusVigil: So is there a genre name for Silent Hill rip offs? Quiet Knolls?
Seth_Erickson: interesting music is usually what I use in the background if there isn't a stream around to listen too. I find music is more distracting then just voices.
Gildan_Bladeborn: All those who become zombies clearly didn't believe hard enough.
CraziestOwl: !egg
jetpixi: Just straight fuck ‘em yo
KeytarCat: I can't listen to new music while watching stream, but I can turn on something I know and filter it out when I don't need it
Omega_Lairon: "that'll learn them for all the sins"
NotCainNorAbel: say hi tomom
TacitusVigil: God made the duck-billed platypus. They're cool with it.
chief_smeef: "...so what's the test?" "i'll think of that later"
NDCazzy: so THATs what happened
hammith: Mmmm, hot spicy blasphemy
jetpixi: Easter egg but inside out
Gildan_Bladeborn: Where does the turkey dinner factor into things Ben?
matthaus_c: turkey is stored in the eggs
Stormthius: history and videogames? what a stream
saucemaster5000: Is THAT what canadian thanksgiving is about?
eric_christian_berg: We are peak blasphemy tonight.
DatOneRezKid: hey now
Juliamon: chat making me jealous that they can listen to two things at once without getting completely overwhelmed
jetpixi: Same @juliamon
TacitusVigil: Oh right, what was everyone's Canadian Thanksgiving's Resolution?
DanielleWasDelayed: The trick is that you're only half paying attention to each, tuning out the other while one requires focus
Omega_Lairon: I can listen to multiple things at once, and absorb literally none of any of it
jetpixi: Wild Burger
Mysticman89: I watch streams as well as do stuff, but I don't really absorb the stream. Which has the side effect of me being able to 'watch' games without spoiling those games for myself
Seth_Erickson: @TacitusVigil Is this a thing? I thought resolutions were reserved for the new year
Gildan_Bladeborn: I "could" listen to two simultaneous things, I just choose not to, because these games often also have a soundtrack, and then you'd have cacophony.
KeytarCat: @Seth_Erickson I can also do languages I only kinda know because I don't passively parse it as words
NDCazzy: this is just the save room right?
Mysticman89: to eat all the turkey
GhostValv: impossible!
TacitusVigil: @Seth_Erickson I'm pretty sure that as an American, I understand Ben and Adam's holidays better than them. Kappa
saucemaster5000: low bar
jetpixi: What a tall order Benjamin
Mysticman89: don't leave a single slice of beaver on the plate.
DanielleWasDelayed: I resolve to get older
TheWriterAleph: Ben's realistic in his goal setting
matthaus_c: head and shoulders above myst tbh
Jobokin: He said to blaith
thraximore: @DanielleWasDelayed well done!
fjordsword: plz don't stop breathing there Adam
hammith: My Canadian Thanksgiving Resolution is 3840 x 2160
JustNotAFox: Ben resolves, does Ben have any ETBs for when he comes into play? fluffyfoxNotes
Omega_Lairon: "You can't just say you're gonna be more entertaining." "I didn't say it, I *declared* it."
spurius: I mean, with all thats going on, breathing is not a bad resultion
Seth_Erickson: As a fellow American I'll vouch for you TacitusVigil Kappa
TacitusVigil: :D
Gildan_Bladeborn: False advertising in that room name by the way, it wasn't infinite at all.
Mysticman89: this isnt mgsv5
matthaus_c: Benjamin you have cursed me and now I can't stop hearing 21 Guns in the Pokémon Route music NotLikeThis
Gildan_Bladeborn: Great, now I want to rewatch that movie.
Jobokin: No that's Denzel Washington
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TacitusVigil: Can we call the man on fire Denzel Washington? I loved that move. ;)
Gildan_Bladeborn: Is this a "pull my finger" joke?
totallyqueer: Steo 1: find phine. Step 2: Find morphine
kookaburra_85: By ring you mean butthole?
GenericHerooo: !quote ring
LRRbot: Quote #5556: "That sounds like a YOU problem, chat." —Bengineering [2018-11-30]
thraximore: Yeah I was about to mention that
matthaus_c: !quote chat from:ben
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DanielleWasDelayed: Love how the clanking of metal continued for two seconds after you started walking on the dirt
matthaus_c: very restrained
Juliamon: yall are bad at using the quote commands, chat
matthaus_c: !quote beej from:ian
GenericHerooo: ^.^U
Haroldholmes25: vidya games
Juliamon: it's !quote a person, !findquote the text
hesterbyrde: The best part of any video game... the sewer level
Seth_Erickson: it's pretty easy to findquote finds text and quote finds person
matthaus_c: I can prove that this works, julia :p
Gildan_Bladeborn: Sewers in horror games always equal "a wonderful time for all involved".
Juliamon: you can't do both, this isn't Discord
Seth_Erickson: !findquote quote
LRRbot: Quote #6627: "Gotta do it for the quote." —Heather [2019-12-15]
jetpixi: Bullat
matthaus_c: awwww
GenericHerooo: !findquote ring
LRRbot: Quote #4893: "Stay away from my ring!" —James [2018-04-18]
matthaus_c: !findring quote
KnifeRollinaBakery: Haha
thraximore: Darth Helmet
Jobokin: !quote beej !findquote ben
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Pharmacistjudge: Good Evening Ben and Adam, how are your souls?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Uwu, noooooooo.
Omega_Lairon: Daytrader Vader
GenericHerooo: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #3564: "Get away from Bill! GET AWAY FROM BILL!" —Adam [2016-10-19]
jetpixi: Did you say…Chibi Darth Vader?
chief_smeef: rick moranis darth vader
chief_smeef: LUL
jetpixi: Oh hell that’s the exact voice
thraximore: ha that i uncanny
NightValien28: LUL
fastlane250: LUL
GenericHerooo: xD
Seth_Erickson: Murder Party PogChamp
thraximore: is*
Gildan_Bladeborn: Trivia Murder Party is the best Jackbox game.
TheWriterAleph: Ben please redub all of TMP
jetpixi: 17?
Mysticman89: 17? oh shi
BusTed: Do some math problems.
codatski: @juliamon I can never remember how to do the quote command, I usually just wait till someone successfully pulls it off then use it.
jetpixi: I poison the one that looks like it belongs to a carpenter
NightValien28: there's only one continent feck the colonizers
Darleysam: "Which horse came 5th place in the 1994 Grand National"
jetpixi: Jesus glass
Juliamon: codatski If you ever need help, !help
Pharmacistjudge: life goals, play jackbox with Adam and Ben.
GenericHerooo: @codatski Haha, same.
Omega_Lairon: gold chalice gang
bv310: That is wildly close to the Trivia Murder Party voice
Dezufnocosem: good old rock, nothin beats that!
Juliamon: LRRbot has *all* the commands at !help
codatski: @juliamon Right that is also a thing lol
Lysander_salamander: what exactly were they trying to do with these experiments?
Gildan_Bladeborn: The similarity was very striking, yes.
K_t_Imp000: Someone always poisons the skull glass, I've never managed to survive choosing it
BusTed: benginO7
saucemaster5000: night
chief_smeef: benginCry
matthaus_c: we're all defective specimens during the wets nope
TacitusVigil: Whelp, LRR is cancelled forever.
DanielleWasDelayed: Sweet release
GenericHerooo: !help
DanielleWasDelayed: i mean uhh
Ciijay: no spoilers for murder party ben
elkae: Adam used the full Benjamin, you know Ben's in trouble
TacitusVigil: Do members of a cult ever refer to it as a cult?
thraximore: @TacitusVigil Never.
Lysander_salamander: usually cultists don't call their organization a cult.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Except for the Cult Mechanicus.
DarknessKingCoH: So APAB?
theblakdeth: when is the priest in a horror game the good duy?
Pharmacistjudge: how often has a NPC priest with a name *ever* been a good person?
Mashamino: priest in a horror game being evil? never
Pantsravaganza: The cult of self awareness
Tangsm: Benjamingineering.
NDCazzy: Its all about the Benjamin?
AbnormAnomaly: sounds more like a sex thing
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Pollux? I came in late, did we already miss Castor? I guess that's why they want twins...
matthaus_c: you always gotta use the full Benjamin. waste not
GhostValv: reverse full nelson
saucemaster5000: I'm all about the Benjamins
Omega_Lairon: "You paid for the full Benjamin, but you're only gonna need the Ben"
Seth_Erickson: Hey guy most of us dream at night pal
chief_smeef: use your full benjamin, there are kids in this world who don't even get a full benjamin
thraximore: ResidentSleeper
TacitusVigil: Benjamin G. Neering.
Lysander_salamander: why camera, why?
Haroldholmes25: I don't think reading is gonna make sense of the lore
matthaus_c: !findquote full
LRRbot: Quote #1897: "I'm full of ghosts." —Alex [2016-02-19]
Juliamon: Omega_Lairon sergeJustRight
hesterbyrde: Someone was like "Hey childbirth and hospitals are creepy. Make a game about that."
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think if you meticulously read every scrap of lore in this game Ben, it still wouldn't make any sense.
KeytarCat: I watched someone play a visual novel like that...
matthaus_c: oooh that quote's a blast from the past
frank_the_great: WHOA, when did we get a taser wand?
thraximore: This architect is... consistent?
Haroldholmes25: whoa that's prejudiced against catacombs
thraximore: Like you want them to be, generally? LUL
matthaus_c: the cattle prod? :p
codatski: Wow, going through all the commands... LRRbot is OP please nerf
TacitusVigil: @thraximore I was going to say, isn't that a good sign?
NDCazzy: 28436
Mashamino: as someone who's barely paid attention and missed a stream or two, I think the plot is "radiation egg cult, also twins maybe?"
jetpixi: Sav Pont
bv310: This is literally architecture for babies, isn't it?
gualdhar: it's definitely a taser wand from a novelty gift shop, NOT a real one
matthaus_c: !help
TacitusVigil: -20 points for not saying "It's hammer time"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also the WE-40.
theblakdeth: Hammer Smashed Face
BaronVonPoppinOff: make the hammer fit
Mysticman89: oh hey, vopice
InquisitorGaia: ill bet the safe has to be unlocked back in time
SquareDotCube: I'm surprised they didn't do the stethoscope thing
Landgraft: event Horizon reference?
gualdhar: I've never played this game before, but we all know that the MC is one of the twins right?
Pharmacistjudge: I want her to say like... "Good thing my name isn't Emma"
Mashamino: "Don't come to the vault" "I must find a way in!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "This note won't stop me because I'm a horror game protagonist!"
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Pantsravaganza: Save yourself from hell. "No"
jetpixi: But then the writing would have to be good @pharmacistjudge
LinearGif: More like save myself for hell
frank_the_great: Every video game needs a water level
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "No thanks, I'm saving myself for damnation."
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam Savidan: Puzzle solver and master of stairs. Kappa
Lysander_salamander: a first-person mode?
Spacecarl: I can't wait until you have to use that padlock on the last puzzle of the game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Like a "summon tall woman to chase us" button, let's be honest.
MegaDosX: So what, you press the button and you just suddenly start playing Resident Evil Village?
chief_smeef: the cheesy one liners button?
matthaus_c: a Lost-In-Vivo-fier
saucemaster5000: press RE8 button, fish jumps out and yells "I'm the best!"
Seth_Erickson: Give me the little nightmares 2 button everytime
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: technically you do have a Resi 8 button on your computer, probably in your steam library :p
Lysander_salamander: great voice acting
TheWriterAleph: wwwwWHAT?
Diabore: magic mirror
Seth_Erickson: only this suprises you
jetpixi: Nooooooo waaaaayyyy
Jobokin: Given how this game started I don't think you could stream it if a tall woman were chasing you in this game.
thraximore: After EVERYTHING so far, THIS is where you draw the line?
Pharmacistjudge: oh all the paranormal nonsense you have been through....
Seth_Erickson: You've been walking through a hidden catacombs
Tangsm: So now she's reading her own diary?
Seth_Erickson: Time to finish the fight
LinearGif: We all have that dream right
frank_the_great: Really embracing "tell don't show"
jetpixi: It’s all…moist
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c So hey you wanted Wet's Nope
Pantsravaganza: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got highay
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wait, so is the suit itself radioactive, or is it a suit for being safe FROM radioactivity?
Gildan_Bladeborn: This character has stepped through projector screens into film reels and thus, the past. That reaction to stepping THROUGH A MIRROR into someplace far away is dumb and bad.
itira: good evening everyone
jetpixi: Hi @itira !
frank_the_great: Smol Ben
jetpixi: That rhymed!
itira: hi @jetpixi !
Seth_Erickson: I see myself in rags and I say what the hell where's my gucci
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX every nope is wets nope
LinearGif: It's weird to describe a nightmare like that right? People don't do that?
Gildan_Bladeborn: If they pull a "this was all a dream" twist ending at the conclusion, I will be... upset.
thraximore: @LinearGif Yeah. It's called "bad writing"
NDCazzy: 28436
jetpixi: We’ll all be Upsetti Spaghetti together @gildan_bladeborn
Tangsm: Gotta let it warm up first.
matthaus_c: that closet is where you go after you unlock the secret "play naked" mode lrrBEEJ
itira: oh nuuuuuuuu
chief_smeef: AHHHH
TheWriterAleph: :O
jetpixi: Ahhh?!
matthaus_c: ben loves gambling
Landgraft: love the spider channel
Seth_Erickson: DnD AhHHHHH
itira: eh?
LinearGif: Wow deep
DanielleWasDelayed: The scariestthing of all! A natural one!
TheWriterAleph: lrrSACK
Haroldholmes25: is this a code?
Landgraft: used to watch that so much as a kid
Ivalenz_: Dice Friends, Mondays.
theneatestburrito: No Long Game trauma, I guess.
SnackPak_: We're learning so much about Ben tonight
Gildan_Bladeborn: I really, really want there to be a doll channel, and then a spider doll channel.
theblakdeth: as someone with aphantasia, I don't know whats normal with dreams anyway
LinearGif: Oh hey, these are number images
Tangsm: Spiders on tricycles.
frank_the_great: Alright Ben, Adam, and chat, time for a pop quiz: What were those numbers?
Jobokin: Trike is friend now
dynamicType: benginSpoop benginRip
itira: worst tv
MegaDosX: What did that tell us?
saucemaster5000: wow canada has crap channels
jetpixi: Gotta adjust the antenna
NDCazzy: 28436
Seth_Erickson: These channels all suck
thraximore: There's nothin' on, ugh
matthaus_c: oh. 3-cycle, 8 legs spider, 6 sided die
Pantsravaganza: These local stations suck
chief_smeef: "hey adam, what's on the dice channel? "eh, the usual"
LinearGif: dualism = 2
matthaus_c: the yin-yang is two halves
electra310: Spider is 8, yin-yang is two
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh, it's the CONCEPT of 2.
Mysticman89: ok but how do you get to the things without gets the intermediate stuff?
Tangsm: Oh, it's the numbers.
frank_the_great: Spider has 8 legs
Mysticman89: oh its like a safe
Mashamino: last streamer I watched didn't understand this either
itira: ooooooh!.... i dont get it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Clover 4, tricycle 3, etc etc.
DarknessKingCoH: No CBC Marketplace or Dragon's Den? These channels SUCK!
jetpixi: I hate combination locks
jetpixi: Always takes like 3 tries
MegaDosX: This puzzle is so dumb
frank_the_great: 28436
Mashamino: I think you're supposed to start by going right?
Dezufnocosem: 300 channels, nothing on
NDCazzy: the note said which way to go first
itira: mmmmmmmmhm.......
matthaus_c: can you go straight to it without showing other pictures?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Where I teach we have whole class sessions at the beginning of the year for new students teaching how to use combination locks.
jetpixi: This is not new
Lysander_salamander: this is not a good game
itira: lololol
Jobokin: Pointless busy work!
Lysander_salamander: okay
frank_the_great: LOL
matthaus_c: there's way too many crap dexterity puzzles in this
JakeRebadaviaXD: The puzzles are actually pretty intuitive since there is a safe in the other room
Tangsm: I really expected to get sucked into the tc.
itira: you could have just punched the tv no?
jetpixi: Where’s the insides?!
TheWriterAleph: that was an ANTIQUE
Tangsm: *tv
mowdownjoe: AndWTF?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I mean this puzzle was mildly inspired, I can admire what it was trying to do
Pharmacistjudge: did the tv just explode with blood on you?
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Lysander_salamander: oh, a green man necklace
InquisitorGaia: UHH why couldnt we just hammer the tv?
Pantsravaganza: This TV SUCKS!
itira: we need to know the lady has boobies
LinearGif: The number symbolism was almost interesting, but "remember this number" puzzles are never fun
matthaus_c: never thought I'd be horny for a lamp but here we are
Seth_Erickson: It's only very positive now Ben Kappa
MegaDosX: @itira I mean, we know that from the first ten minutes of the game
chief_smeef: *breaks tv* "... hey ian? can i ask you for a favour?"
Lysander_salamander: okay sure
Mysticman89: the moon is eating the sun
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray.
mowdownjoe: Oh, it's Bayonetta's locket!
NotCainNorAbel: We DID IT!
DanielleWasDelayed: Whoooa, a game about twins?? And twos?? Having sun and moon imagery?? Wow, how unexpected!
TheWriterAleph: now you can make eClips
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: lindemma
itira: @MegaDosX i was mostly paying attention to the gravity of her skirt
nyquister_: We anime now!
FofoATL: emma and hannah two twins who like bananas
NDCazzy: when the moon hits your eye like a shard of glass guys thats a good game
Lysander_salamander: okay
YawnLance: Darkest? It seems pretty well lit
matthaus_c: the wets nooooope
Lysander_salamander: it's a little room!
LinearGif: Moon twin better have an inferiority complex
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Gildan_Bladeborn: The voice acting, the delivery of the voice acting...
Pantsravaganza: My nightmares are shitty
hesterbyrde: ook?
LinearGif: It's not the delivery, it's digornio
NotCainNorAbel: That mirror will make travel home a lot cheaper
TheWriterAleph: ooga chaka
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Ook ook spook spook?
matthaus_c: monkeys have better healthcare
josh___something: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:45.
thraximore: mmhmm. Floating and whatnot
FofoATL: where is the other one tho?? who can know
jetpixi: Secret tunnellll
thraximore: @FofoATL the wiki knows I bet
Gildan_Bladeborn: Secret.... room.
itira: seeeecrets
FofoATL: @FofoATL dang it you are right hahaha
Lysander_salamander: suddenly, a key
Kramburger: Seems like the only thing you found is a BORE, am I right?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It makes me wonder if the developers didn't consider that people would actually DO that.
matthaus_c: Director. Adam Savidan
matthaus_c: Production. Adam Savidan
UncannyJimjams: it's the bois! what's going tonight?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Writer: Adam Savidan.
goombalax: Pogchamp: Adam Savidan
GhostValv: :O
saucemaster5000: character model: Adam Savidan
jetpixi: Voice acting. Adam Savidan.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Key grip: Adam Savidan
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
itira: D:
DeM0nFiRe: Is this rap god?
TheWriterAleph: T-Pain??
goombalax: Best Boy: Adam And Ben
matthaus_c: Intro Titty. Adam Savidan
jetpixi: New career: Auctioneer?
itira: ^
FofoATL: D:
itira: Lil Wayne Auctioneer
Lysander_salamander: post-commercial-legal-read
Seth_Erickson: When did LRR get autotune?
bat_wool: Go Micro Machines Ben!
Pharmacistjudge: say "Piece of bread"
Jobokin: New mixtape is FIRE!
Dog_of_Myth: Now with feeling
matthaus_c: this is the new speedrun
QuixoticScrivener: World record speed running skills.
electra310: So we know that we're one of the twins by now, right?
Nigouki: ah, the George Lucas directing instruction?
LinearGif: Why mother, you sure are agitated
ICitizenErasedI: is this a new gilmore girls episode?
Gildan_Bladeborn: My sides!
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Mysticman89: don't hurt yourself
jetpixi: Breathe!
mowdownjoe: Ben, I'm donating to have you run a live auction for Desert Bus this year.
circusofkirkus: wow I love the new 100gecs
gaming_elk: Is Ben okay?
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
thefightnerd: This is awesome clap clap clapclapclap
itira: I cant believe you get to do this for a job.
Dezufnocosem: okay now happier and with your mouth open even wider
TheWriterAleph: i can't tell if he's readying the actual words or not
NotCainNorAbel: World Record! seabatClap
elkae: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: Bengineering, the speed reading king
Tangsm: Sold!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: it's the Scat Man!
fastlane250: Who invited the Micro Machines man?
matthaus_c: once more with feeling
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
gibbousm: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR PogChamp
LarkSachrosis: And now the drop
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Gildan_Bladeborn: Speed running champ Ben Ulmer.
xantos69: This time do it backwards.
MegaDosX: Now do Rap God
doubledbear: good autotune ;P
DanielleWasDelayed: This is a good bit
itira: some rythm plz
Kreiseler: is ben going for another world record speedrun?
YawnLance: Oh this is cursed
jetpixi: Oh
mowdownjoe: MAWP
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
bat_wool: @fastlane250 No kidding!
SnackPak_: we found the horror
goombalax: I'm dying
matthaus_c: this is an experience
Seth_Erickson: my mute button seeing a lot of action today Kappa
Dezufnocosem: glad I'm not high right now
itira: this is more horrifying than the game
TheWriterAleph: FAATHEEER
NightValien28: Alvin reads horror book
electra310: This is the scariest thing we've done all night
dougma: hello highlight real!!!!
itira: HAHAH
jetpixi: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
YawnLance: 100 gecs? Hello???
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAHA
matthaus_c: secOOOOOOOOONNNNd
chief_smeef: LUL
DarthRagnar815: sayuwuLul
AbnormAnomaly: and this is why we watch.
GhostValv: :)
TheWriterAleph: highlight reeeeel
elkae: So the stimulants AND downers crowds are both going OH NO rn
NimrodXIV: cursed stream
circusofkirkus: Ben goes hyperpop
Veste: welcome to the highlights
SnackPak_: perfect
bat_wool: Adam's laugh is hilarious that high
YawnLance: This is just 100 gecs now I'm dying
Driosenth: 100 gecs
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Fanklok: Fuck guys I'm at work, be less funny I have stuff to do
CaptinOfBeez: i wanna hear the rest of this album
pratorious420: is this... *gestures too* rap music?
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saucemaster5000: audible wants you on contract
Gildan_Bladeborn: The secret door was kind of secret at least.
bat_wool: It was a little like Bombs Over Bagdad
jetpixi: What happened to her eye?
thraximore: most likely
electra310: We are definitely one of the kids
MegaDosX: Probably
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nooooo, it wouldn't possibly do that.
Lysander_salamander: probably?
jetpixi: Is she Emma?
GhostValv: like 100%
BogglesUrMind: Me when I listen to Blink 182
GenericHerooo: !patreon
Lysander_salamander: sure
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Seth_Erickson: I'm sure we're just dreaming Kappa
josh___something: so... was there any reason that she lost her eye?
MegaDosX: Hey there you go
Gildan_Bladeborn: Her name... was Anna.
jetpixi: CALLED IT
Lysander_salamander: were they joined at the eyeball?
LinearGif: :0
bat_wool: Hey Ya by OutKast?
thraximore: That would be the most cliché thing, so it MUST be the thing
doubledbear: metal gear...
matthaus_c: "Schuyler?" "My sister."
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a tweest!
saucemaster5000: it's "crazy" by Gnarles Barkley
NDCazzy: creepy doll under the yellow house lrrSPOOP
YawnLance: Thanks for expositing
frank_the_great: Sick conjoined doll
elkae: Adam's face
MegaDosX: Someone pick up that phone, because Ben called it
electra310: A++ voice acting
goombalax: this song lives rent free in her head
DanielleWasDelayed: Totally didn't see a Silent Hill 3 coming, nooo ideeeaaa
elkae: It's very good
YawnLance: No that's another seires
YawnLance: Stop
DarknessKingCoH: The 23rd night of September?
Pantsravaganza: ACTING!
kdefinition: Just... you now... the most stilted dialogue
NotCainNorAbel: well good....now we only have to find one kid
thehokeypokey: this is some top shelf acting
Lysander_salamander: great line delivery
gualdhar: I will say I predicted this 15 minutes ago
jessieimproved: The voice direction in this game is...a thing
Veste: time to finish the poop
Jobokin: oVeRwHeLmInGlY PoSiTiVe
Lysander_salamander: that's quite the sentence
Tangsm: Right, the place you were told not to go. Time to go there.
Sogheim: the bridge... to Terabithia? that's a nasty fall.
YawnLance: Time to find the weapon to defeat metal gear or whatever
bat_wool: and now it pivots into Silent Hill 1, but about her sister.
matthaus_c: this game is why parody is dead
josh___something: This game SUuucks
thraximore: @gualdhar It was difficult not to guess it from the beginning, really
itira: LOL
jetpixi: LUL
FarrinDelmirre: The gift that keeps on giving
Jobokin: gotem
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jetpixi: HONK
Seth_Erickson: found the break Adam button :)
Lysander_salamander: :D
YawnLance: I'm dying
GhostValv: :)
Vanbael: XD
electra310: hahahahahahaha
Kramburger: LUL LUL LUL LUL
Nigouki: amazing
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
hesterbyrde: The good Adam laugh with this filter is the best
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
empyreon: LUL LUL LUL
MegaDosX: These too laughing with this sound change on his outstanding
goombalax: I can't believe this episode
EpiiMeth: LUL
Pantsravaganza: Babies!
bat_wool: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Chipmunks on helium... and weed. Loving it.
GenericHerooo: xD
jetpixi: the gift that keeps on giving
Kramburger: Please, it hurts
MegaDosX: This might be the best Let's Nope in a while
Landgraft: this is the worst thing I have ever seen
fjordsword: the chain reaction has begun
BogglesUrMind: Reminds me of the robot from Space Dandy
itira: pleaseee
AbnormAnomaly: quick turn it off or Adam will enter an infinite loop.
Driosenth: literal babies
NDCazzy: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
electra310: Ow, my sides
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is so painful, because of the laughing.
frank_the_great: Highlight reel!
fjordsword: we're stuck in an infinite loop
josh___something: We have displayed an infinite loop
seasikberry: theyre stuck in a loop!
eric_christian_berg: Giggle loop!
Forgotten_Lizard: That's a heck of a time to return
MegaDosX: This makes me think of the turrets from Portal
jessieimproved: i'm crying omg
BjjBrain: we're Chip and Dale!
saucemaster5000: Extremely stoned Disney mice
itira: im actually crying
BogglesUrMind: I hope the highlight reel is just these clips
NimrodXIV: :D
bat_wool: This is almost as good as "When he gets there, then he'll be there"
corefluxx: lrrFINE
eric_christian_berg: He sounds like a Portal turret.
BogglesUrMind: Folooowwwed
fjordsword: it's like demented GLADOS
DanielleWasDelayed: This is a triumph
YawnLance: This is perfection
NightValien28: they talk like characters from don't starve LUL
CaptinOfBeez: Adam and the chipmunks
NavelWarfare: I see I tuned in at a beautiful moment
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
TheMerricat: I've been missing this energy chat
Gildan_Bladeborn: I can't breathe!
GenericHerooo: Haha =)
Jobokin: These sounds will come for me in my nightmares.
NightValien28: TheMerricat the absolute chaos energy?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Now do Carameldansen!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
raulghoulia: I came in at a great time
fjordsword: this is the rest of the stream now ... and we're ok with that
Lysander_salamander: this will have to be clipped later. It's too long
itira: i cant handle this hahahaa
eric_christian_berg: This is some Desert Bus energy, this is.
chief_smeef: lmaooooo
circusofkirkus: I didn't know Dorian Electra streamed
bat_wool: Venga Bus!
Kramburger: helkp I'm crying
empyreon: lrrHERE
DeM0nFiRe: New hit single from Alvin and the Chipmunks "I motherfucking broke it"
MegaDosX: This bit deserves to be its own video on the LoadingReadyLive channel
LarkSachrosis: A little early to reach Peak Bus...
Sogheim: ok, it's real whiplash coming from Cam & Cori this afternoon to this.
jetpixi: I snorted
SnackPak_: Art
raulghoulia: hello from the other side
gualdhar: Paul make it stop! Make it stop!
Tangsm: Wait, what isn't a full body outfit?
GenericHerooo: Hahaha
Lysander_salamander: I love this
Triforcecwp: Sing twinkle little star :P
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is amazing.
josh___something: We've reached peak let's nope
matthaus_c: sing One Week
jessieimproved: I'm dying Squirtle
Jobokin: This has Paul Verhoven of Gearbox energy
AbnormAnomaly: Can a whole stream be the high light reel?
DanielleWasDelayed: liiii~quiiid~
thefightnerd: am I high?
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
NotCainNorAbel: fiiiirree!!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
7gorobei: the Helium Report, a podcast by Adam and Ben
hesterbyrde: The chipmunk filter on the good Adam laugh is the absolute best.
elkae: I'm dying, Squirtle
electra310: The bag's ON FIRE
jetpixi: LUL
YawnLance: I'm okay with this being the rest of the stream
bat_wool: We like to party We like, we like to party
itira: hahahaaaaaaa
jessieimproved: If I was high I would have already collapsed
GenericHerooo: xDDD
beauxdeigh: Hilarity 100..Productivity -100
bv310: Laughing this hard is giving me a headache
fjordsword: WHY WE'RE YOU HOLDING A TWIG!?
elkae: sing it, bb
dumbo3k: this is it amazing
dumbo3k: absolutely amazing
Styxseus: Oh god
withwherewithal: this is a transcendental experience
YawnLance: I don't know how to feel about this sounding like a non-zero amount of the music I listen to
bat_wool: The Vengabus is coming And everybody's jumping
Kramburger: Trapped in the Let's Nope
itira: shaggy!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It’s still going. It just keeps going.
MegaDosX: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
josh___something: This is CURSED content. Perfect for let's nope
DeM0nFiRe: !adult
snowmonkey99: So, horror stream right?
BjjBrain: @Kramburger yep! lol
NimrodXIV: man I needed this laugh
elkae: This is illegal
bat_wool: Gonna put some wheels in motion Get ready 'cause we're coming through
goombalax: holysht
matthaus_c: !play cruel angel's thesis
LRRbot: No.
thraximore: @snowmonkey99 I think it's pretty horrible LUL
MegaDosX: Holy shit
YawnLance: Okay now do money machine
itira: i think my lungs are bleeding
Vanbael: !findquote sing
LRRbot: Quote #6245: "I gotta stop singing." —Ian [2019-07-28]
electra310: oh my god
itira: hahahaaa
MegaDosX: No!
Styxseus: Yes. We have found the true horror.
Gildan_Bladeborn: After 10,000 years, we're free!
jetpixi: Im deceased
Catcard: I'M SOBBING
Gascitygaming: that's the hardest i've laughed in freaking YEARS
Lysander_salamander: Make the best out of this dire, boring game
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
NDCazzy: This made my week... and its only Tuesday
NimrodXIV: no keep the turret voice
Darleysam: "this week on Dice Friends, we're playing The Faerie Mound of Dragonkind.. but with this"
saucemaster5000: guys I'm trying to make dinner
MegaDosX: I mean that's probably as good as that can be used for
Lysander_salamander: aw
GenericHerooo: Awww
Jobokin: It is banished
thraximore: I hope they WERE
bat_wool: So if you like to party Get on and move your body
SnackPak_: it was fine
fjordsword: because nothing will ever top that
jetpixi: Not Adam this time
itira: I felt like i was
nyquister_: Light the Paul signal!!! He will restore it
bat_wool: I am!
ShaneLeeAtk: You did. I am roasted
MegaDosX: That whole bit deserves to be its own video on Youtube
kdefinition: i had to mute the stream so i coufd BREATHE
Vanbael: adam could have won a grammy
InquisitorGaia: ive been high for a while
Gildan_Bladeborn: And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
MegaDosX: On the LoadingReadyLive channel
electra310: Time for a break?
NightValien28: whoever wasn't high got high from that
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “What we’re we doing?”
thraximore: hooking, duh
Tangsm: I had to go get a tissue box for the tears.
Kramburger: I'm at my work desk in a office full of people with tears in my eyes from laughter
Haroldholmes25: are we actually close to beating this game?
jetpixi: Hopefully
thraximore: @Haroldholmes25 it feels like it's wrapping up
thraximore: At least the music is pleasant
Voxiogamer: I just joined and I have no idea what's going on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just chipmunks
Lyropithic: We were all witnesses to history
Lyropithic: Weird, weird history
bat_wool: All those goofy settings will be lost in time, like… tears in rain.
itira: my lungs are on fire LUL
matthaus_c: I'm crying and my skull is full of endorphins
jetpixi: Hopefully that whole thing gets just sprinkled through the whole next highlight
inconsideratehat: god, I picked the perfect time to tune in.
itira: i sure hope so
jetpixi: Stream Highlights*
jetpixi: Did it get clipped?!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Chipmunks on helium on fire, of the shoulder of tedious gameplay...
Gildan_Bladeborn: *off
jetpixi: Ya know when you laugh so much you feel like you can’t laugh anymore? I’m there
Gildan_Bladeborn: I thought I was there... but then they kept going.
jetpixi: LUL
thraximore: Welcome back
itira: no more laughing
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
thraximore: serious gamer time
YawnLance: Now we sob for the next two hours
DanielleWasDelayed: No more jokes allowed
jetpixi: A BUTTON
BusTed: Time to coast.
MegaDosX: I think I found the same walkthrough as Ben's looking at, and seeing what's coming up...wow
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam's pitched up laughter triggering more pitched up laughter because the laughing was itself funny was a thing to behold.
itira: da button!
Mysticman89: le gasp
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP A button lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: Yeah
Haroldholmes25: which body
MegaDosX: I saw that too
LarkSachrosis: The secret VHS
jetpixi: Button, button, who’s got the button?
bat_wool: wait, is she holding a cow prod?
matthaus_c: not the dentist!
Lysander_salamander: that was a loud sliding panel. Needs some lube I guess.
jetpixi: Private potty
NightValien28: bat_wool kinda yeah
Haroldholmes25: but it's private
MegaDosX: I think you need to use the VHS first
Jobokin: lrrGARBO
frank_the_great: Imagine playing this game without a guide
thraximore: @frank_the_great but why would I do that
Pantsravaganza: lrrCOW lrrGARBO
YawnLance: Imagine playing this game.
MegaDosX: Some of this is really obtuse
jetpixi: Then you’d have to play it longer
Gildan_Bladeborn: You "could" figure it out, but it has tank controls and limited saves Ben.
itira: We said no more jokes
bat_wool: Estoy ocupado mate!
frank_the_great: @thraximore For the full old-school experience
Gildan_Bladeborn: That shit ain't worth your effort.
thraximore: @frank_the_great I can do that in the old folks home :)
Mysticman89: limited saves is the bigger issue
MegaDosX: Tank controls are only good if you're controlling a tank
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well, the camera is still atrocious even without tank controls.
Mysticman89: tank controls are nt good, but you can get used to them
frank_the_great: Tank controls aren't real and they can't hurt you
bat_wool: what if silent Hill was crossed with resident evil, but with airplane controls?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: tank controls are jank controls
jetpixi: Be kind, rewind
saucemaster5000: or you could make your game have a good camera and controls cause it's not 1997
dumbo3k: Umm, was that the dentist tape? I do not want to go to that dentist
Jobokin: What about speedboat controls?
MegaDosX: It's the immediate next sentence, but it's not highlighted
MegaDosX: So yeah, I can see how you didn't see it
frank_the_great: A bathroom so private that you have to time travel to get to it
goombalax: Qwop but its survival horror
Pantsravaganza: Just go to the past....
thraximore: @goombalax aka QWOP :D
matthaus_c: y'all. tank controls are a resource that *can* be used effectively. fixed camera is not inherently bad. this game doing shit wrong doesn't mean the techniques in and of themselves are wrong
jetpixi: Oh my
YawnLance: Cool
thraximore: ay yo it me
MegaDosX: Take a guess Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: @saucemaster5000 - not if you want to invoke misguided nostalgia for a bunch of games that were bad you can't.
Nigouki: *record scratch* Yep, that's me
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ew, drinking the bathwater
MegaDosX: Guess who took your eye
Jobokin: What vehicular control scheme best fits piloting a human being?
frank_the_great: Gross. Neat, but gross
Zazimash: giant bendy straw?
goombalax: she idied as she lived, choking on a snake
MegaDosX: Looks that way
thraximore: Looks like it
Mysticman89: can you get your eye back then
MegaDosX: Looks like we're in a time loop
electra310: Why did we do that?
Mysticman89: just pop it back in
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh god no
bat_wool: Belle Delphine got high on her own supply
DanielleWasDelayed: You’re probably wondering how I got here. I am too.
dumbo3k: To put it back in now
FofoATL: where did the first one go
Pteraspidomorphi: She was one short
BusTed: So we can have it for now.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well she needed it. Clearly.
MegaDosX: Because time is weird
Pteraspidomorphi: Paradoxes!
Lysander_salamander: okay sure
Diabore: cant mess with the time stream adam
Styxseus: and pooooooke~! TehePelo
thefightnerd: is she gonna put it back in?
Kramburger: For... PLOT!
josh___something: Wait... WHYYYYYY
Jobokin: If she didn't do that she wouldn't have needed to do that.
Lysander_salamander: fishing for eyes?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why?
DeM0nFiRe: mcgWhat mcgWhat mcgWhat
NightValien28: WHY
Lysander_salamander: why though?
FofoATL: hahahah what
BigJDerpy: Me. Myself. And Eye
chief_smeef: going fishing
TheWriterAleph: check your sight-lines
Tangsm: Do you need it to open the vault?
Dog_of_Myth: WUT DA F
Hpjones10: neversoft?
matthaus_c: someone misunderstood Un Chien Andalou
jetpixi: What is even
BusTed: You see through eyes, obviously.
thraximore: This feels like a parody of Silent Hill's inventory combination system
Dromos_GHG: ew
dumbo3k: Can you see through that eye now?
Kylorn: I hate this
MegaDosX: "Because fuck you, that's why" - the video game, probably
bat_wool: I see kojima has a writing credit here
Phailhammer: cameron_WHY.gif
Lysander_salamander: that's freaking dumb
Nigouki: ok this is some points and click game level of bullshit combination
saucemaster5000: all eyes are see through that's the point
DarknessKingCoH: Neversoft thats why
underhill33: ewwwww
KenKopin: The better to see you with, my hear.
YawnLance: I hate this game.
FofoATL: fake twinning
matthaus_c: why HAVE AN ARM
chief_smeef: makes sense
Ba_Dum_Tish: Could we not have just brought ourselves?
josh___something: Overwhelmingly Positive!!!
BloodnBullets: thats a terrible reason to REMOVE YOUR OWN EYE!
matthaus_c: when you can use a FISHING HOOK
itira: lolol
NightValien28: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
electra310: OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE
Jobokin: oVeRwHeLmInGlY PoSiTiVe
Rhynerd: Why not just take out the cursed red eye for a moment and replace it with the original eye?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That's almost logical.
Lysander_salamander: couldn't you just go into the past and ask your past self to help stand at a scanner?
auxv: okay...but
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frank_the_great: This game has the logic of those batshit insane point-and-click games
Raincoast_Bear: Nope Buddies!
helgridr: we would not be in this situation if you hadn't removed your eye though...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wouldn't want to create a time paradox or anything.
jetpixi: Almost there!
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, see, this is WHY you removed the eye. So you can crudely simulate being identical twins to fool a retina scanner.
Lysander_salamander: this is so dumb
thraximore: @helgridr but you neeeeeed to open the vault, and your sister is dead you see
TheMerricat: so chat just as an FYI 99% of eye scanners out there do not do retinal scans they do iris scans which means you don't need to pluck your own eyeball out if you're dealing with one that expects twins just take a picture of your eye printed out and a high resolution printer and put that in front of the scanner
Jobokin: I feel like I've seen something where someone did this with their own kidney but I cannot remember where.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It makes perfect sense! If you're an adventure game developer, from the moon.
Ritaspirithntr: Save?
Ba_Dum_Tish: The key to freeing ourselves from this game
NDCazzy: save?
Pantsravaganza: So. What is the banana you get for finishing this.
BusTed: Dead Space 2?
matthaus_c: Oedipus?
AbnormAnomaly: It was twins so there would. be two people to open it.
DeM0nFiRe: @TheMerricat Wish you would have told me that 3 years ago, bit late to pput myu eye back now
thraximore: @Pantsravaganza it's a banana with a hook on it
Mysticman89: chat will rmemeber this for the next time we need to open a dual eye scanning vault
chief_smeef: what do you think came first, the character design missing an eye, or the puzzle for a missing eye?
saucemaster5000: an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth makes everyone better at horror game puzzles
Izandai: Do twins even have identical irises?
TheMerricat: no no they don't
NotCainNorAbel: all of the other security and tricks they pull and NOW we need a retinal scan? If they had that tech why wouldn't you just install it eveywhere.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @TheMerricat That also works with fingerprint scanners. If you can print out a high res fingerprint that also works
AbnormAnomaly: @Izandai I would assume pretty close I think their finger prints are nearly identical.
electra310: I think the character design came before anything else in this game
thraximore: @NotCainNorAbel uhhhhhhhh budget cuts
Spacecarl: Now you just need to send yourself the letter and knock yourself out with the crowbar
Pantsravaganza: @thraximore 🤣
NotCainNorAbel: @NotCainNorAbel All that money on brick down here
AbnormAnomaly: @Izandai either way it's good enough logic for video games
Driosenth: Genetically identical irises have texture similarity that is not detected by iris biometrics https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S107731421100155X
Gildan_Bladeborn: Brick ain't cheap you know.
NDCazzy: Is there a save point close?
bat_wool: wait does the time travel mechanic in this game work by the same rules as that one American Dad episode with Patrick Nagel?
thraximore: What's supposed to be in this stupid vault, anyway?
KenKopin: So, was it impossible for you to die before you got the eye, because unstable time loops tend to be nasty.
FofoATL: hahahaha
NotCainNorAbel: that scanner was in the water
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP that startled me
Timagio: WARNING
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Cheat... is grounded.
gualdhar: ok, I'm awake! I'm awake!
DarknessKingCoH: That's a big door
Timagio: Thassa bigass vault
Pteraspidomorphi: Dance revolution
Kipstar: that door is thicc
Styxseus: Direction? Back. Asswards.
Mashamino: beeg door
MegaDosX: It was a magical retinal scanner
thraximore: Lmao NOTHING
Dezufnocosem: this is where you kept your pog collection
frank_the_great: Now go back in time and stop yourself from taking your eye out
Electrodyne: lightswitch rave!
Mysticman89: and then the door closes and you die in here
electra310: Yeah, there is no way there is a good or satisfying ending
TheMerricat: I suppose this would be the wrong time to point out that this game has three different endings
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah baby
Gildan_Bladeborn: Annnnnnd the door closes on you.
BusTed: What would have to happen for you to find it a good ending?
matthaus_c: we're gonna grab Leon and drive off in a jet ski
thraximore: It's like that reddit post all over again NotLikeThis
Kramburger: We should ask Artie the Art Seal to explain this game!
thefightnerd: Spoilers: It was all a dream like Mario 2
elkae: Is there a cask of Amontillado in here?
Haroldholmes25: there's no jet skis down here
GhostValv: suh
Ba_Dum_Tish: I hope there is a note in the guide saying "This game SUCKS!" and it turns out to have been written by Adam from the future
thehokeypokey: Is this al capone's vault
Haroldholmes25: oh hey this asshole
platinum_tarrasque: it because twins has the same eye i think it the game logic
josh___something: 0 way this ending is gonna suddenly make this game good
electra310: Diagon Alley?
Mysticman89: diagon alley?
bat_wool: where's my Werther's original grandpa
Styxseus: Behold. THe walkcycle of GOD
Dog_of_Myth: That bling
Timagio: Thassa bigass cross
Driosenth: Man that drip
KenKopin: Diagonallwy?
itira: pardon
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh no!
FofoATL: tnyLol hahaha
Lysander_salamander: ppppppbbbt
AbnormAnomaly: How stupid of her?
Juliamon: "No, but what???"
MegaDosX: I miss Dead Space 3's writing
Timagio: Wow, rude
underhill33: bruh what
FofoATL: Fatha Flav
Jobokin: Evil Soup Man
thraximore: these are words in the English dictionary
TheWriterAleph: "your mom sucks lol"
NotCainNorAbel: yyeeaahhhhh I remember that
theneatestburrito: !adult
matthaus_c: because he's a Bad Villain Guy
thefightnerd: I appreciate his choices
Pantsravaganza: lrrGARBO
Dezufnocosem: just be cool and let me sacrifice your kids, just be cool for once!
Izandai: I take it Adam wrote the stream title today?
Styxseus: LUL
NDCazzy: he's flava flav of crosses
MegaDosX: WHAT
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME WHAT
matthaus_c: SACRED. PLACENTA.
Izandai: the WHAT
Styxseus: Thats all it took for him to spill it? :D
YawnLance: Wat
BusTed: mmhm
aClonedPickle: radioactive. sacred. placenta.
Electrodyne: Actually I didn't remember that, but thanks for telling me
Lysander_salamander: okayyyyyyyy
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a sentence
Mysticman89: kill is a harsh word. I prefer sacrifice.
underhill33: Holy fuck
NightValien28: I beg your absolute fucking pardon
JustNotAFox: fluffyfoxNotes
Timagio: The thorium placenta
electra310: Sacred placentaaaa, through the mountains!
Haroldholmes25: excuse me
BigJDerpy: True Radiation Facts. 0/10 Unsubscribe
Styxseus: PFFFFF LUL
thraximore: Placenty to go around umbraSmile
bat_wool: are we sure this isn't silent Hill?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this.... art?
MegaDosX: What is it made of, depleted uranium?
Gildan_Bladeborn: They gave him his $5, he's a professional.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and this is why your first idea is never the best option
josh___something: Wow, it got WORSE
Seth_Erickson: Just another job for this va I'd guess LUL
KenKopin: Fuck all the way off with this.
Timagio: @electra310 something something SACRED PLACENTAAAA
eric_christian_berg: Wait, wait, are these the Children of Atom?
Darleysam: "this is a typo, right? The sacred place?"
Jobokin: He read his lines and got paid like a pro. He doesn't need to know.
Tangsm: Radioactive Sacred Placenta is just a band name.
thefightnerd: Fuckin Bertram, man
hesterbyrde: I'm telling you... the design doc for the narrative was like "childbirth is really fucked up yeah? Make a horror game about it."
Diabore: he stabbed a person
Mysticman89: it seems to me they fundementally don't understand what radiation is
ArdCollider: this game's writing is overwhelmingly positive.
MegaDosX: Just shoot him!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Curing radiation is still a good thing.
electra310: Hit him with the nail gun
MegaDosX: You have, like, three guns and a crowbar
MegaDosX: Just fucking end him
thraximore: @hesterbyrde anti-natilism, but with all the subtlety of a brick
elkae: You're a tool, Noah. Boom gottem
Izandai: @hesterbyrde I mean...
matthaus_c: follow meeee... into the SACRED PLACENTA
Seth_Erickson: LUL
YawnLance: Come join me, at the placenta
UncannyJimjams: you hear that? your sister is a tool!
bat_wool: he just f****** Homer Simpson into that passageway
NotCainNorAbel: just lock him in there?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Your character has multiple FIREARMS. Just saying.
electra310: Cattle prod this guy pls, that would be very satisfying
Darleysam: face God and walk backwards into this hole in the wall
Fanklok: He sounds like "Deckard Cain at home"
Izandai: Aw shoot, we only have one radiation suit!
Talin06: why not just shoot him?
matthaus_c: @YawnLance gosh, ever so drift compatible benginDab
BigJDerpy: Your sister is just tool 26 and 2. My shadow...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Come with me and you'll be in world of radioactive placenta
Earthenone: is this still the overwhelmingly positive game?
chief_smeef: recent reviews have it at "very positive"
YawnLance: @matthaus_c of course benginHeart
Seth_Erickson: @Earthenone only very positive now
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Earthenone - no, it fell to only "mostly positive".
BigJDerpy: Not since Troll 2 or The Room have we seen such VOICE! ACTIIIIINNNNG!
Earthenone: i guess thats the power of these influencers
Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh MY GOOOOOOOOOD
Earthenone: :P
frank_the_great: Like Mass Effect 3
Jobokin: I'm gonna check completion achievements to see what percent of people actually played this game.
jetpixi: Completion!
YawnLance: Asking for a friend: do all of the endings involve the placenta?
Timagio: The hell is an adoption ending
TheMerricat: The different endings are essentially do you do one of the things two of the things or all three of the things
josh___something: Did ben and adam influencer enough to lower the review score Kappa
bat_wool: Miracle Max - "Your game is only *mostly* positive."
itira: maybe we need some sacred placenta
Gildan_Bladeborn: Someone appears from out of frame and holds up a sign; it reads "you're adopted". FIN
Jobokin: 29.1% got Complete the Game
Lysander_salamander: are you kidding me
Raincoast_Bear: Is that a flame thrower? 98% of horror scenarios can be thoroughly solved by burning down the haunted house. braven10TRI
matthaus_c: "Emma was actually your long lost twin sister, nyah!"
Saintnex: ughh, WHY
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Timagio: NotLikeThis
Timagio: FIrst try!
Spacecarl: Finally a use for the padlock from the beginning
Nigouki: that is the worst clutch ever
underhill33: What the fuck is this place?
itira: how did the old guy get down there?
NDCazzy: how the hell did he get down there?
TheMerricat: okay wait if we had to open this hatch how the hell did father Noah get in
matthaus_c: how did Daddy Placenta get in there without doing this
MegaDosX: It's the bit from the TV!
Mysticman89: its a vault. welcome to fallout 76
kdefinition: that's gotta be the world's strongest cheepshit lock
dumbo3k: Umm, where did the priest go? weren't we following him? how did he get past this?
Timagio: TO BE CONTINUED
MegaDosX: He teleported
Gascitygaming: i mean, i'm not gonna start exposing holes in this logic now if i haven't already
chief_smeef: chief, mind telling me what you're doing?
electra310: Has she not realized that Anna stays alive until her sister is with her?
itira: but... he said follow
Kipstar: is this a fallout prequel?
FofoATL: lol
thraximore: by T-posing
Ba_Dum_Tish: God provided
Jobokin: How do we know she had a twin sister? Couldn't that have been a time displaced herself?
Seth_Erickson: only occasionally though
Laserbeaks_Fury: Preist are holey men
Gildan_Bladeborn: The answer is "magic" or "bad plot that makes no sense". Or both.
Seth_Erickson: it's got a cooldown
YawnLance: Can ghosts go through placenta though? seabatBRAIN
BigJDerpy: Welcome into the B- HOLE!
Lyropithic: @thraximore That's what Jesus was doing on the cross
Izandai: Oh, nevermind, I guess we do have a second radiation suit.
thraximore: @Lyropithic exactly
HorusFive: So, just asking- what would the story consequence be for just leaving him down there in the locked bunker?
Earthenone: to prove dominance over the romans right?
kdefinition: have you checked your b-hole?
BusTed: "Did something crawl into the back of your mouth and die?"
tr3ewitch88: tiriLurk
YawnLance: Shitter's clogged
Izandai: Shitter's full.
Mysticman89: casual vault toilet
Seth_Erickson: Occupado
Raincoast_Bear: It's hard for me to think of the 1980's as "a long time ago."
Timagio: La toilet, c'est fini.
itira: why is there so many toilets
YawnLance: How do they poop in this configuration???
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stoppin' power
TheMerricat: another FYI chat radiation suits don't protect you from radiation they just make it so that the radioactive dust doesn't get on you and keep radiating you after you leave whatever area you're worried about being in
Mysticman89: lots of toilets lining the walls here for some reason.
jetpixi: NOT QUITE 40
Raincoast_Bear: But I'm old Ben....
matthaus_c: 40 years ago is like 10% of 200 years ago
Haroldholmes25: that's fricked
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Raincoast_Bear - Same. Mostly because then I'd have to stop and consider how old I am.
itira: :(
saweeks: 1999 was just last yar
bat_wool: think about the style difference between the 1920s and the 1960s
rosesmcgee: hey, only up to 40 years ago...
saweeks: year
Izandai: You okay there Adam?
Saskquatchewan: Thanks Ben.......
jetpixi: Or I guess it is
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just think we are father from the 80's now than they were from the 50's
BjjBrain: ugh, im 37
Ba_Dum_Tish: *turns to dust*
aquinas_0: god
Timagio: Old man Adam
Mysticman89: the cult who poops together stays together
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Saintnex: Ben, we need you to stop saying such hurtful things to Chat lol
lion_byte: owo
aquinas_0: when I picked up a YA time travel novel
thraximore: "all"
Izandai: I'm 24. :)
itira: with AUTOTUNE
NightValien28: big baby
Lysander_salamander: oh no
elkae: So cute :3
NDCazzy: Yep just turned 40 this year... join the club Adam!... all I do is watch you make jokes
xantos69: Wanna trade?
Pteraspidomorphi: I wish
matthaus_c: im baby
FofoATL: WHAT IS THIS
Seth_Erickson: It's easy to tell 1999 was my birth year and that was 21 close to 22 years ago :)
Jobokin: Seriously just lock him in there like Batman killed KGBeast.
Dog_of_Myth: Better than my job Adam
aquinas_0: and it was set "When our parents were kids" in 1992
Mr_Horrible: but you *do* make a living from it
Mashamino: have fun!
Two_Hats: Yeah, but they are good jokes!
saucemaster5000: we are farther away now from the star wars prequels than the prequel series was from the original trilogy
beauxdeigh: Some of us were born in the early seventies
aquinas_0: I cried
HorusFive: At least you get PAID to make jokes on the internet. Unlike the rest of us
Mysticman89: Who did the plumbing on this
Haroldholmes25: oh no
elkae: They're good jokes, Bront
matthaus_c: I'm twenty-tuwu
Izandai: @saucemaster5000 Now *that's* fucked.
aquinas_0 morns his wasted youth
Timagio: @saucemaster5000 This is where the fun begins.
Mysticman89: hold my beer
matthaus_c: Cleopatra was born closer to the release of the PS5 than the construction of the Pyramids of Giza
aquinas_0: it has been 23 generations since the invention of the pencil :P
Raincoast_Bear: The puzzles remind me of LEGO games.
TStodden: I'm 40... but had enough experiences online as someone aged 215 offline...
NotCainNorAbel: No she wasn't, she was born no where near Japan.
Mr_Horrible: matthaus_c I refuse to believe this for my own sanity
inconsideratehat: How many twins were sacrificed for that gas?
Raincoast_Bear: That's true.
Seth_Erickson: @NotCainNorAbel LUL
YawnLance: Is it made of ham?
dumbo3k: I hope he is wearing hammer pants
Saintnex: @LoadingReadyRun so at this point, how does this rank with other not great games like the Dark Occult and Daymare?
Kipstar: the hammer is his beepis
Timagio: B-3: Newborn care, women's lingerie and sporting goods.
chief_smeef: if all you got is a hammer, all your problems look like nails
Gascitygaming: he's got a dig ol bick
chemicalrascal: Everything's a nail if you're made of ham?
kdefinition: If all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
electra310: If all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail
frank_the_great: When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail
Gildan_Bladeborn: When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
thraximore: Hammertime
frank_the_great: C-c-c-combo
Jobokin: This looks way less fun than daymare
Izandai: When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
chemicalrascal: Oooo maybe it's a sentient hammer!
KWardJenx: Hammer, don't hurt'em
Gildan_Bladeborn: This game makes Daymare look like a good video game.
ICitizenErasedI: when all you've got is a hammer, it is always hammertime
Two_Hats: Got Hammer? Nails!
thraximore: Literally just an animate hammer
Gildan_Bladeborn: THAT'S the REAL horror.
Ba_Dum_Tish: When all you have is hammertime you cannot touch this
matthaus_c: when all I've got is a hammer everything looks like a bolt
thraximore: hm
gualdhar: the hammer is my penis
Saintnex: well then
aquinas_0: "The Hammer"
Pantsravaganza: When all you've got is a ham. Everything looks like a mayo
jetpixi: LUL @gualdhar
Seth_Erickson: I've been waiting for you
frank_the_great: I was not expecting a LOTR styled hammer
Gildan_Bladeborn: You might have to... yeah, there you go.
Saintnex: Okay that was pretty cool
Timagio: HyperReveal
matthaus_c: ze hamma is a metaphor for ze penis
Lysander_salamander: oh well
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is just that bullshit hallway in Dark Souls 2's crypt with the shield guys
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SquareDotCube: now do we get hammer?
jetpixi: Oh. That was fast
objectivefailure: clink*
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thraximore: Should have called him "the anticlimax"
lion_byte: smashing!
kumatsu: BOP
itira: good work
KWardJenx: Really?
Mr_Horrible: the enemies in this game *do* look interesting, I'll give them that
thraximore: LUL
gualdhar: @jetpixi didn't expect a Dr. Horrible reference, did you?
Mr_Horrible: Ben you can't keep doing this to this game
theneatestburrito: I was the river the whole time!
Saintnex: Dialogue!
Seth_Erickson: I AM ANGER
FofoATL: hahaha this delivery
thraximore: isn't that what acting is?
BigJDerpy: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART EMMA!
GhostValv: ook?
jetpixi: Sure didn’t lol @gualdhar
YawnLance: She didn't even mention the placenta :(
Timagio: Maybe she is.
Mr_Horrible: I mean, she's talking to Chat Kappa
thraximore: @BigJDerpy LUL
itira: the voice acting is excellent
QuixoticScrivener: you forgot stuff once, it could happen again
ya_boi_choco: love the angry recap!
objectivefailure: The VA is letting us know what they think of us the player.
KenKopin: She sounds both mad and like someone is forcing her to record this.
znicol85: Nobody puts Sister in the corner! #80sReference
BigJDerpy: All this. GREAT. voooooiiiccce. AAAACTIIIING!
Saintnex: I have to say, this game feel SO long
Gildan_Bladeborn: The voice direction was... "read this like you're in a game from the 90s, with bad voice acting". The voice actress nailed it.
Jobokin: Ben has the power of Ultra Instict. He can predict the games moves.
aquinas_0: @Gildan_Bladeborn is this true, or a funny, because if true, excellently done
Gildan_Bladeborn: @aquinas_0 I'm just making logical guesses/jokes.
DanielleWasDelayed: tol skeleton
Timagio: No bones about it.
matthaus_c: the hammer is good, the penis is evil
Gascitygaming: those logs can tell the future.... they're pre-clogs
Jobokin: I get that reference
Gildan_Bladeborn: I HOPE they were told to read their lines crappily on purpose.
lion_byte: aroused hammers
Gildan_Bladeborn: At least then they would have an excuse.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hello Smithers, you really know how to turn me on
BigJDerpy: Stop. Hammer time.
Juliamon: I don't think they were given any direction at all, and paid the bare minimum
gualdhar: The hammer IS a penis!
Lysander_salamander: okay sure
Kramburger: Goota hit their weak point for Massive Damage
aquinas_0: or the VA is the secretary / developers girlfriend
Mr_Horrible: I mean they've gotta carry that big-ass hammer. It's heavy!
Lyropithic: Good rule, honestly
eightbitrocket: his only true weakness was bullets
Timagio: Don't give up, skeleton!
Azralorne: Aw sweet the sacrifices are on my birthday!!
Mattmitchell45: Fortunado!
KWardJenx: Apparently they're severely allergic to bullets.
thraximore: 👎
electra310: Not even any wine
Saintnex: I wonder if this game would have been a bit better if everything wasnt dragged out so much
matthaus_c: it's the yelp review of the cask of amontillado
Seth_Erickson: how do you know they were sealed in alive Hmm
Mr_Horrible: no stars, trapped in wall, service was terrible
DanielleWasDelayed: If it makes you feel any better, they weren't buried alive for long
Izandai: If that were my I would've made sure to die flipping the bird.
BigJDerpy: Seal alive. Sealed. Oh oh oh God! Seeeeeaaaled aliiiiivee
chief_smeef: negative yelp review
thraximore: @electra310 is that a Last Unicorn ref? LUL
Jobokin: His only weakness a harmless pointy stick.
KenKopin: "I reserved a private wall..."
Gascitygaming: casues he's a Texas Ranger?
lion_byte: walk-a walk-a
EvilBadman: this airbnb sucks I had to bring my own pillow
DarknessKingCoH: No he Autumns
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: whoah, that juggle
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just like that show on TV... Walker: Texas Ranger.
kumatsu: oh y'know, just hangin' around
Ba_Dum_Tish: So you come around here often?
Tangsm: pear of anguish
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pear of anguish, yes.
Izandai: Oh god, that one's horrible.
GhostValv: which pear?
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Timagio: Shall he give you Dis Pear?
Gildan_Bladeborn: It goes... a place that it shouldn't, and then... expands.
Saintnex: wow that is a wide range
Jim02762: pear of anguish, and you can get them on eBay
BigJDerpy: CLONK!
matthaus_c: which pear?
theblakdeth: pAIR OF dESPAIR WOULD BE A TAG TEAM
ICitizenErasedI: Au pair of Dispear!
theblakdeth: oops caps
Izandai: Don't kinkshame.
Seth_Erickson: if the hammers had like Black Knight tracking 👀
KenKopin: Pre-pear for your day to go... Pear-shaped.
BigJDerpy: You are in the bone zone
YawnLance: They are used for... other things nowadays
Jim02762: I'll check Amazon for you
saucemaster5000: where do YOU shop for torture devices?
gualdhar: Adam, do we really need to explain the internet?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Would they also dress up in fruit costumes?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no I do not want that on ebay
lion_byte: a pair of dees (pair)
TacitusVigil: I'm just impressed the skeleton is staying together like that.
matthaus_c: adam I'll give you three guesses as to why modern day people would want to buy torture devices
NDCazzy: would not trust shot gun shells just sitting these bunkers..
Bearudite: points at tag team "dis pair, amirite?"
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Izandai: To make the pain stop.
Kramburger: Most of them are made up after the fact
Seth_Erickson: to die faster
TacitusVigil: They reward you by killing you quickly.
Talin06: to make the pain stop
Master_Gunner: the mercy of a quick death
hesterbyrde: Usually it was a confession they were looking for
matthaus_c: alright ben, let's put you on one and ask you a few questions :p
AbnormAnomaly: Its so they kill you faster
jetpixi: Torture does not yield good intel
Gildan_Bladeborn: Presumably, it's because you want them to stop torturing you.
Saintnex: Nothing like just a massive and random amount of assortment of torture devices
Seth_Erickson: I'd assume having never been tortured myself
Pteraspidomorphi: "I don't believe you you haven't ben tortured enough yet"
nightraven949: Because its the differnce between dying quickly and slowly as well as painfully and humiliatingly
Pteraspidomorphi: *been
Master_Gunner: (torture has never being a viable method of information gathering, no)
KenKopin: No, see. You're trying to drive the demon out first.
DanielleWasDelayed: Hasn't it been proven that torture doesn't actually provide good information? They just say what you want to hear
CaptinOfBeez: studys have actually shown physical torture is actually the worst way to extract true info from a person
Fanklok: Torture is a notoriously bad way if getting info, the torturee just says whatever to make it stop true or not
Izandai: That said... Torture isn't actually that effective an interrogation method. You'll get people to talk, but it's kind of a crapshoot whether they tell you anything true/useful.
Seth_Erickson: It only makes sense they're going to say whatever gets you to stop
TacitusVigil: Also just the fact that people enjoy inflicting slow pain on others and trying to force you to recant or concede to you before death. I've been talking about this in my Genocide class. :(
Jobokin: Tell that to the US government
nightraven949: Its more a psychological weapon of "this is what we will do to you if you are captured"
MegaDosX: The episode on bamboo torture was particularly vivid
chemicalrascal: "Study confirms bad thing bad"
Tangsm: First half is chipmunk laughs, second half is torture talk.
Kramburger: 100% sometimes people have gotten info out of people just by shutting up and letting them talk
BigJDerpy: The Aqualung?
TacitusVigil: There's a new CW Walker show.
Bearudite: best way to get info is to get their mom to ask them in the "who broke this voice"
Seth_Erickson: I only have so much influence on the US government, but I'll see what I can do Kappa
jetpixi: That’s how cops get false confessions during “interrogation”
matthaus_c: he was an arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town~
MegaDosX: critroleSuccess
LarkSachrosis: Government stooooop
BigJDerpy: This season on AMC, the Falling Dead
matthaus_c: the Time Walking Dead
Saintnex: Yea, at this point, I really do believe fixed camera angles are completely terrible and I am glad they are not in most games these days :/
Izandai: @jetpixi Eh, you don't have to torture someone to get them to make a false confession. Intimidation is a hell of a drug.
Seth_Erickson: Fixed camera angles and top down camera angles are doodoo imo
jetpixi: I’d file that under a kind of torture. Threatening safety and such @izandai
Izandai: They both have their uses, but you have to use them carefully.
Pantsravaganza: Kinda wish there was a good game down here kappa
Izandai: This game... Is not.
Jobokin: Maybe we could find the truth through careful examination of the evidence. No that'll never work.
Izandai: @jetpixi Mmm, fair enoug.
Izandai: *enough
Ba_Dum_Tish: I nearly got arrested for talking back to a cop by saying I did not have drugs as they tore my bag open.
chemicalrascal: Jerry can floats in from stage left
matthaus_c: Watch+Play teaches us that you need to use literally anything in games carefully :p
Fanklok: damn the gas
Gildan_Bladeborn: Never know when you might clip through a wall and fall into the subocean.
Seth_Erickson: thrilling gameplay
jetpixi: So all of them
DanielleWasDelayed: Flip all of them once, nice
JAGxTERRA: dat sound. *shudders*
matthaus_c: it's a bloooood canisterrr, spoookyy
gualdhar: that's not gas
Gildan_Bladeborn: Did they not animate... oh no, there was a tiny trickle.
Izandai: It's gasoline.
thraximore: is that blood
Gascitygaming: could be farm diesel
matthaus_c: advise deez nuts
Mr_Horrible: Alright, now you've just gotta do electric, and garbage chute, and you'll be done all your tasks Kappa
KWardJenx: Apparently you filled it full of farts.
Saintnex: That sure is blood
Gildan_Bladeborn: What if it's secretly the worst one?
gibbousm: oh boy, multiple endings!
Mr_Horrible: IDK, "adoption" in the context of this game doesn't sound pleasant
josh___something: single choice end neat
elkae: Multiple endings?? Such replay value!
chemicalrascal: Ah, so this is a Resident Evil homage?
BigJDerpy: Adoption Ending: YOU ARE NOT THE DAUGHTER!!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hall H
EvilBadman: it's on H level
ArcOfTheConclave: why do you need a consumable to save?
Kramburger: The adoption ending forces you to go thorugh the full process of adopting a child including background checks and home inspection
electra310: Adoption ending: Emma was adopted, the ritual is a bust?
TacitusVigil: B-2? Hit.
matthaus_c: this game looks like it would do the worst ending for the most time investment and make fun of you for trying to get it
elkae: Preparation room, more like Preparation H
Gildan_Bladeborn: You're actually adopted - a winner is you!
Badchop: lol
chief_smeef: LUL
89 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
matthaus_c: oh my god
TacitusVigil: Too. Much. Realism.
Izandai: jesus fuck
thraximore: oh my GOD
chemicalrascal: REALLY
mishotem: RAWR IT'S A RAID
matthaus_c: BUST CHUT
DanielleWasDelayed: Shake the gas in there like salt
Mr_Horrible: holy shit, game LUL
sarahtheanimetomboy: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaBust breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust
electra310: Overwhelmingly positive
trilemma85: BUST CHUT COMIN' IN HOT!
KWardJenx: LOL! Dumbass
Sage0fMadness: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
affinityartifacts: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut
MegaDosX: Welcome to the nonsense, raiders
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Bust Chut
chief_smeef: welcome bust chut!
nightraven949: wow that's pedantic
chemicalrascal: :O
Mr_Horrible: y'all camme in at the *perfect* time
electra310: Hi Raiders! You're just in time for the end!
gibbousm: hey, you made sure it wouldn't leak
Tangsm: Game is so realistic.
Haroldholmes25: oh good olivia joined at a great time
TacitusVigil: "You forgot to stretch before pulling the cord"
thraximore: overWHELMING in its positivity
Gascitygaming: 3rd time everytime
matthaus_c: welcome chut busters, this game SUCKS
Juliamon: Welcome Bust Chut! We're right at the end of a TERRIBLE GAME
WarKr0: breyaBust breyaChut
Gildan_Bladeborn: Pointless busywork mean more gameplay, don'cha know.
josh___something: Mostly positive!!!
rdbaron102: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaChut breyaBust breyaTop
Lysander_salamander: Hello AffinityArtifact's chat!
mtgbear: thank you both so much, you darlings rock so much.
Lyropithic: Jesus powers
tr3ewitch88: tiriLurk
Mr_Horrible: he's a spooky ghost
Seth_Erickson: You said it yourself Adam
sirspate: oh no you didn't put the cap back on the engine. what will happennn
Gildan_Bladeborn: Priestly magic Adam, we went through this already.
Seth_Erickson: The Power of God
affinityartifacts: HI I MISS YOU TWO
NDCazzy: Bring back the voices for Olivia!
Mysticman89: we've been through this, he of the cloth may phase through all things
TheMerricat: welcome raiders for about to see the ending
affinityartifacts: can i come back please
KWardJenx: Mind the steps, they're slick.
FofoATL: he is pretty spry for an old guy
Sage0fMadness: benginDab benginDab
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mostly postitive
Mr_Horrible: Overwhelmingly Positive
circusofkirkus: you missed the 100gecs concert earlier
BigJDerpy: Underwhelming Positive
WarKr0: "Chut busters" makes me incredibly uncomfortable
jacobc131: this is a10/10 game your saying? i should buy it right right now?
xantos69: Ben when you lie like that it hurts everyone.
MegaDosX: @affinityartifacts We heard Nicole suggested you move there :p
Saintnex: To be fair, at this point I expect nothing else from this game, it’s full of nonsense
gibbousm: lrrSPOOPY
affinityartifacts: NO
Haroldholmes25: "overwhelmingly" "positive"
Juliamon: For the raiders, CW: body horror, religious bullshit, cults, radiation, "sacred placentas"
saucemaster5000: welcome raiders to a modern masterpiece
affinityartifacts: thanks i hated that
affinityartifacts: hahahahahah
Izandai: Oh, love that song.
electra310: Oliva should move to Victoria!
Mr_Horrible: LUL
BusTed: Totally.
gibbousm: lrrFRUMP
Haroldholmes25: possibly brief nudity and/or gore
thraximore: nice concept art
objectivefailure: CREST ON BIRDMANS HELMET!
nightraven949: The Harvy Birdman Attorny at Law?
BigJDerpy: Mister X Deep Cuts
Boon_33: side by side?
KenKopin: You sounds a SECT diary?!?
jacobc131: Mister whyyyyyyyyy
Kramburger: Shocking. I am shocked.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
chemicalrascal: Ah, if it isn't the leopards-ate-my-face cult
Gildan_Bladeborn: No, REALLY?! How surprising that your cult that sacrifices children on the regular is... evil.
Kramburger: It's a SECT Dungeon!
BigJDerpy: #ThisISWhatEvangelicalsBelieve
GhostValv: ben squiresly
Saintnex: Shocked pikachu face
matthaus_c: sup Anna
Tangsm: But he's wearing such a big cross. It's so convincing.
KenKopin: Ben Kingsley PopCap
Lysander_salamander: well, okay
NDCazzy: Your Emma
Gascitygaming: that's.... that's not what people look like on the inside
matthaus_c: !play cruel angel's thesis
LRRbot: No.
electra310: We have a shotgun, let's use it
NotCainNorAbel: shotgun will have all the answers at this point
eric_christian_berg: This conversation was written by an alien.
BigJDerpy: I did not sacrifice her I DID NAAAHHT! Oh hi, Emma!
rosesmcgee: so the fam jam portrait was to scale...
jacobc131: I am Positively Whelmed
JAGxTERRA: "what your role in this?" "Yes"
gamercat88: it was me DIO, all along!
matthaus_c: ok gendoh
Kramburger: My mum used to be a midwife, she told me once she delivered a kid called Noah, but the parents spelt it 'Knower'
gibbousm: yeah, joining cults to dark gods is generally not a good idea
BusTed: Sure.
Ba_Dum_Tish: "Our" saviour
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Timagio: NEO POPE
FofoATL: all to be POPE?!?!
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Nigouki: that's not how pope elections work!!!!
LidofLoathing: whut
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
Boon_33: antipope incomming!
Haroldholmes25: wait what
SnackPak_: super pope
BusTed: Some strong motivation.
FofoATL: what a freaking motive
TacitusVigil: That's exactly what Peter said Kappa
nightraven949: the pope? but the current pope has the power of God and Anime on his side!
Tangsm: Dude, we could just buy you a silly hat.
hesterbyrde: Super radiation pop
objectivefailure: Suddenly Hellsing?
ComradeMik: man fuck those arrogant guys in the vatican
mishotem: The New Pope. Less calories than the old Pope, with the same great taste
JAGxTERRA: I'd be papi now
rosesmcgee: He's just in it for the cool little car
Darleysam: "I give you the title.. of Big Pope"
josh___something: "It was me all along.""okay" *shotgun*
ArcOfTheConclave: Is this a pope fight?
Mysticman89: He doesn't realise how easily he's countered by parries
TheDailyMapleSyrup: sounds a bit culty
MegaDosX: !card pitiless pontiff
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xantos69: If you beat the Pope in hand to hand combat...you get to be the new Pope...thats the law.
Haroldholmes25: I mean fuck the catholic church but also wut
saucemaster5000: we in the Dan Brown universe now
elkae: Hat! Hat! Hat!
LarkSachrosis: Super Pope, to bring about Vatican III
ICitizenErasedI: so then he gave her the ol supreme pontiff...
Pteraspidomorphi: Hadn't fought an evil pope since A Plague Tale
Kalpho: can I get the Supreme pontiff combo with a diet coke?
KenKopin: Pontificate Death Mathc.
Kramburger: Big pope-a Pump
Angnor33: Monster Pope.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pretty sure any saviour made from sacrificing children is not going to do good in the world
matthaus_c: I played through this story in Fallout 4
dimensaur: supreme pontiff wins! flawless victory
BigJDerpy: Noah sacrificed her. And he is going to sacrifice me. OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
jetpixi: “My sister, Anna, in case you forgot her name”
frank_the_great: He's basically Thanos /jk
ComradeMik: cool motive, still monstrous
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "That damned radiation" is up there with "damn, the gas!"
gibbousm: top notch voice acting
affinityartifacts: yikes
itira: @jetpixi LUL
Haroldholmes25: big yikes
HundreydAundre: aw shit...
kdefinition: why isn't this guy's mouth full of buckshot yet?
matthaus_c: but where's the sacred placenta
Gildan_Bladeborn: A monster, me?! I just do all kinds of monstrous, extremely unethical things for nebulous reasons that sound like bullshit! How could you think I'm a monster?
BigJDerpy: Sad part, this is way tamer than what southern evangelicals want in USA right now
Boon_33: can we go back to having a cadaver synod?
KeytarCat: Noah, this isn't the takeaway from the book of Job
itira: who wrote this
Kramburger: Is this just the plot of the da vinci code?
gibbousm: lrrAWW lrrWOW
chemicalrascal: Wait, the player character put out one of her eyes? D:
Catcard: 🐬
matthaus_c: or have wanted their entire lives ngl @BigJDerpy
HundreydAundre: cache inn to the end stream meme here
Gildan_Bladeborn: We took one of our eyes out by exploiting a time look, for a reminder.
Gildan_Bladeborn: *loop.
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then we put it on a fish hook.
electra310: @chemicalrascal Yeah, it was real gross
Seth_Erickson: Show us the sacred placenta you cowards
TacitusVigil: So...we can beat up one old man, right?
Izandai: @Gildan_Bladeborn I've missed most of this game, how'd that work?
NightValien28: chemicalrascal yeah went back in time and all that
BigJDerpy: @matthaus_c True dat
hesterbyrde: dynamic cutscene y'all
saucemaster5000: just give em a taze
circusofkirkus: is this guy the Count from Sesame Street?
Juliamon: chemicalrascal Yeah, because the devs don't understand optical scanners
UncannyJimjams: who wrote this overwhelmingly positive dialogue?
affinityartifacts: this is almost as bad as B44
jetpixi: “I’m comin ta getcha!”
Seth_Erickson: Time to finish the fight
mishotem: Coming for him... he's been right there the whole time
Timagio: It's a trap!
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Izandai - you see, when you put a magical VHS tape into a player, you can walk through the projector screen into the black&white past.
BigJDerpy: STOP! HAMMERTIME!
rosesmcgee: this is why we don't go over to grandpas place for christmas anymore
Dog_of_Myth: @affinityartifacts No, this game is worse.
nyquister_: "Say hello to my boomstick"
Izandai: @Gildan_Bladeborn With ya so far.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Then we pulled our own eye out with a pocket knife.
saucemaster5000: okay grandpa you had your fun now back to your for nappies before bingo
Forgotten_Lizard: *thump* *thump*
gualdhar: these are the worst paladins ever
rosesmcgee: he thought it would be funny
Gildan_Bladeborn: Past us in the bathtub that is.
TacitusVigil: Oh, see, there's a good reason for that Ben. He's dumb.
Izandai: Uh-huh
ComradeMik: because they only had so many models for this game
Dezufnocosem: lotta boys
UncannyJimjams: Well, I sure didn't expect the Knights Templar to show up
nightraven949: I mean he did give you a nail gun and not a real gun so eh
Haroldholmes25: needed us to get down here
nyquister_: He needed you to get in here?
ComradeMik: and another NPC would be too much work
Dog_of_Myth: Swing a big hammer
eric_christian_berg: For God!
Pteraspidomorphi: This is "preparing" for the sacrifice
Gildan_Bladeborn: And then we put that eye on a fish hook so we could dangle it in front of a retina scanner, and then also operate the other retinal scanner.
Landgraft: he gave you the nail gun but hid the ak behind a lamp
TacitusVigil: These are basically those one knight enemies from Ocarina of Time, right?
NightValien28: a prot pally yeah
theblakdeth: hey hey hey, paladins get find steed
thraximore: this camera tho
matthaus_c: bonk go to horny jail
chief_smeef: bonk
chemicalrascal: So she's *dead* right
chemicalrascal: Surely
BigJDerpy: The real monster: Fixed Camera Angles.
NightValien28: this was retribution pally you would be dead
Izandai: @Gildan_Bladeborn I see, I see.
matthaus_c: no she's in horny jail
Pteraspidomorphi: Everything is fine
Ba_Dum_Tish: mattlrBonk
jetpixi: There’s another fight?!
matthaus_c: shock their nuts
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Izandai - all because of something that's apparently called "the sacred placenta".
N30dude: yer gunna be coming outta this with a killer morphine addiction
thraximore: eh you've got a bunch still
Boon_33: if that guy really wanted to be pope you'd think he'd give his henchmen nailguns.
Saintnex: Wait, why did that fall out?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Juliamon: Not the dumbest thing we've picked up
TacitusVigil: Looks we found our cross to bear? Kappa
NightValien28: convenient
TacitusVigil: *Looks like
UncannyJimjams: you can defeat them, they may have God, but you have the power on anime on your side
Saintnex: Ben, Adam, I dont want to alarm you but I think this game sucks
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dumbo3k: That would sound even better with chipmunk tuning
Izandai: PrideLaugh I actually unironically love that song.
JonnyGlitched: leave her
FofoATL: ooooof
jetpixi: She’s had better days
BusTed: s'up sis
itira: unlucky
matthaus_c: thought she was gonna inject that right in the boob
dumbo3k: Oh wait, she was the ghost thing that was eating faces earlier?
jetpixi: How
Lysander_salamander: um, sure
Izandai: Huh. Well that was easy.
circusofkirkus: wow we're the pretty twin
josh___something: WHAT
Lyropithic: That was quick
Seth_Erickson: what a glowup
Juliamon: COWARDS
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Spacecarl: That worked quick!
thraximore: OVER.
xantos69: my goodness what modesty!
Haroldholmes25: she nekkid
frank_the_great: Ma'am, I do NOT want to buy your tires
elkae: That's how radiation works yup
albatros064: that was fast-acting
ComradeMik: booba!
chief_smeef: stay modest kids
Saintnex: WOW
matthaus_c: now kiss
Brozard: Take her eye!
Timagio: TOS
Sage0fMadness: wow that worked like a charm
itira: she looked like the michilen man
thraximore: WHELMINGLY
Mysticman89: modesty is important when in a sacrificial chamber
Lysander_salamander: "saved"
FofoATL: she has no eyes
nightraven949: Did she just fuckin die
Mr_Horrible: game's like, "gotta be tasteful here at the end"
Ba_Dum_Tish: I wish it was that easy to lose weight
josh___something: Ok then...
Saintnex: Why was that there??
jetpixi: Why were they there?!
jetpixi: lol
Timagio: The sacred boltcutters?
frank_the_great: WHY WERE THERE BOLT CUTTERS BEHIND HER
Gildan_Bladeborn: Of course we can.
jacobc131: im betting heavily on se-booba
Timagio: Gotta get back
gibbousm: well now they're sexy boobs instead of horror boobs
nightraven949: oh boy time for Time Travel Shenanigans!
JAGxTERRA: so what we harvest her organs?
Boon_33: back, to the past!
Tangsm: So they stored the bolt cutters... behind her.
Timagio: Samurai Emma
rosesmcgee: why would you ever want to return?
jetpixi: Paaaaast the point of nooooo retuuuurn
Jobokin: Barry? What are you planning?
gibbousm: pass the point of no return, no going back now
matthaus_c: the point of no return back to the point of no return
Izandai: Save in the third slot.
bat_wool: please tell me no is not going to build an ark
bat_wool: *Noah
frank_the_great: We could just look it up, yeah?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just in time for a boss.
TacitusVigil: Time to beat up an old priest?
jetpixi: Grandpappy?
FofoATL: Emma vs THE SUPREME PONTIFF
Gildan_Bladeborn: As is tradition.
matthaus_c: noah is gonna be there with a metaphor for a penis, isn't he
JonnyGlitched: what a weird catacomb
Saintnex: A puzzle? in this game? never
josh___something: What, we're not going to replay to get all 3 endings? Kappa
Lysander_salamander: first a bomb shelter, now a catacomb
Lysander_salamander: get your theming together, game
Gildan_Bladeborn: Please... he's only the Supreme Pontiff Presumptive.
gibbousm: isn't Pollux the Morning Star?
YawnLance: Sorry, I have that effect
TacitusVigil: It occurs to me that this entire plan is based on this sect assuming that Jesus is stupid. Which seems like a...bad idea?
Jobokin: Soon I will be... Pope!
Saintnex: How does that even work??
Izandai: Wow, I wonder how Castor feels about not even getting second billing in the name of this weird twins cult.
eric_christian_berg: Summon Robert Smith!
Mr_Horrible: the Cardinal of Catastrophe
saucemaster5000: super pope? Assassin's creed?
thefightnerd: full metal pontiff
JonnyGlitched: it's a ballbag
YawnLance: Is that the placenta?
BusTed: No tungsten rod...
electra310: Oh hey, the sacred placenta
kumatsu: "Fight the Supreme Pope" is my Final Fantasy cover band
jetpixi: Large heart?
gualdhar: @gibbousm sounds like a Lucifer reference
bv310: The Pontiff of Pain would be a good wrestling nickname
gibbousm: Pollux and Castor. the morning and evening stars.
matthaus_c: she's more like the Quiet
Dog_of_Myth: OH MAI GAWD! That's the Supreme Pontiff's music!!
matthaus_c: or whatever her name is
OneEpeeThrust: hi and welcome to LRR's newest show, Let's Pope!
JonnyGlitched: Watcher is ez mode
Ba_Dum_Tish: The Pontiff of pain should have been part of Bray Wyatt's stable
Phosfur: I think Ive seen this episode of Evangelion
gibbousm: yup, Lucifer reference
bat_wool: Please don't be an ark
JonnyGlitched: I love the enthusiasm of the voice actors
Haroldholmes25: his faith is over 9000
aWabbajack: owwie
eric_christian_berg: Then he bleeds to death. Good ending.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Again, we have guns.
jetpixi: That’s…ok
Laserbeaks_Fury: I find your lack of faith disturbing
Lysander_salamander: so he didn't need the twins after all?
Seth_Erickson: both hands that's how you know he's serious
kdefinition: the arm is from a twin, calling it
snowmonkey99: Loophole?
Mr_Horrible: you're not your *own* twin, dude
Gildan_Bladeborn: And yet we do not shoot him.
Haroldholmes25: that seems unsage
electra310: He is twins after all?
bat_wool: so this is an all blood church then?
Mr_Horrible: it doesn't work like that
josh___something: Why did we give this dude back his arm again?
Juliamon: Your blood's looking awfully powdery there dude
gibbousm: why is it always the hands that get cut?
BusTed: that's uhh... a lot of blood
chemicalrascal: Protag be like "yes I will watch this happen"
Lysander_salamander: okay sure
Zazimash: This all could have been avoided if he just shot him earlier
TacitusVigil: That's uh, a lot of blood to lose.
Timagio: BLOOD POPE BLOOD POPE
aquinas_0: is the mega pope oozy?
FofoATL: wait he could have done that all along
EldarLuin: That's a lot of blood
Catcard: That's so fucking much blood
gualdhar: so we just let him do this huh?
MuadDab: Yeah wait hang on. He didnt need either of you two after all??
xantos69: With that much blood loss he might become the ULTRA pope!
TheMerricat: Noah was a twin as well
Jobokin: The Grand Poobah
matthaus_c: do you want to get ormendahl cause that's how you get ormendahl
dumbo3k: Thats a lot of blood
Ba_Dum_Tish: Uhh that much blood loss more than kills people
UncannyJimjams: Haha! I was twins all along!
Haroldholmes25: uhhhh
nightraven949: could this be Bloodborne?
eric_christian_berg: Fight the placenta!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is where he reveals the secret twin on his chest that he's been concealing all this time, like Quato.
BusTed: skrt
InquisitorGaia: Gotta say, its pretty fing hard to cut your hand with a knife thats held in a hand that is also cut
jetpixi: Gross
Jobokin: Oh yeah... the pope. I see it now.
Mr_Horrible: what is this Eternal Dimness boss fight? lrrBEEJ
TacitusVigil: Warning: You are currently in God's splash zone.
Lysander_salamander: ew
FofoATL: ewwww
Ba_Dum_Tish: The bulba
MegaDosX: The bulb-a!
Saintnex: well thats a thing
jacobc131: the bulba
Seth_Erickson: Se bulba always wins
auxv: banger alert
bat_wool: their savior is a giant fluke worm?
matthaus_c: the bulba vs. the booba
Saintnex: You gotta shoot the bulba
Tiber727: @MuadDab I suppose you could justify it as he didn't want to die unless he absolutely had to.
Haroldholmes25: sebulba
Ba_Dum_Tish: SEKIRO
Gildan_Bladeborn: Maybe use crowbar for the bulbs?
itira: the spraying blood is mildly disturbing
UncannyJimjams: Belopa!
SnackPak_: the footsies
jetpixi: Belopaaaaa
Juliamon: crowbar is ready
BusTed: It looked like it was a timing thing.
dumbo3k: You had to time it I think
Jobokin: It looks like you need to time it.
Mysticman89: can you just brick yourself if you run out of nails?
JonnyGlitched: this... this... this... suuuuucks
jacobc131: bulba always wins!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, not only is it a puzzle boss, it then makes you solve more puzzles.
electra310: Only two of them woke up
InquisitorGaia: well this is already a silly fight
Saintnex: nothing like timed puzzle boss, such fun
matthaus_c: y'know, I didn't think something less fun than bed of chaos was possible
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bat_wool: and yet here we are
Mysticman89: ok thats pretty generous
Gildan_Bladeborn: 1 of... 4, yes?
BusTed: Just gonna drop a big ol' drill on it are we
Izandai: 3
nightraven949: The countdown has begun
TacitusVigil: Ah, the Drill of Damocles, of course!
Mr_Horrible: Hey God, I need to DRILL you a question!
Timagio: The Drill of Damocles
Seth_Erickson: why is that drill there DansGame
Timagio: @TacitusVigil EYYY
Dog_of_Myth: A drill to pierce the heavens!!!
josh___something: smth smth drill to pierce the heavens
helgridr: why is that there?
JonnyGlitched: of course the giant drill is the answer!
Juliamon: There's the penis metaphor
chemicalrascal: Ah, it's that cosmic drill anime
matthaus_c: seriously. this is fucking tying james bond to a table and turning on a laser?
TacitusVigil: @Timagio :D :D :D
josh___something: @Dog_of_Myth jinx XD
Gildan_Bladeborn: Stuff like this needs to be taught in a course, called "what not to do under any circumstances in your video game".
Izandai: This is the drill that pierces Heaven!
matthaus_c: this is the drill that pierces deez nuts
JonnyGlitched: so nice the boss doesn't hit you while you're hitting button
KenKopin: Why does the deed one still get a reaction shot?
Jobokin: If your crucifix looks like that, you might be in a cult.
Saintnex: so why on earth is there a giant drill anyways??
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't you have to weaken it again?
bat_wool: and why does the crucifix rotate everything is weird here
itira: this is very silly
JonnyGlitched: @Saintnex so you can beat the boss
thefightnerd: That's an angry plumbus
matthaus_c: @Saintnex it's a metaphor for a penis
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nooooo!
thraximore: CMON
Seth_Erickson: the greed
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ruined!
KenKopin: Robbed!
chief_smeef: hubris
Jobokin: Jesus, the Gorefiend
elkae: This is also a stupid fight
bat_wool: wait I think that things Trump look at how small the hands are
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: apply penis to heart-geen
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
Jobokin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Saintnex: wait WUT
BusTed: splorp
chief_smeef: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: Uh...he's dead.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love this bit
Saskquatchewan: That boss fight was.....bore-ing
Timagio: It's mcfuckin' dead
JAGxTERRA: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Timagio: FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: okay, sure
ComradeMik: fool! you just made it stronger! now it has a drill for a head!
Jobokin: who's she talking to?
Boon_33: but, who will be the next pope now?
YawnLance: Rest in Placenta
Mysticman89: really drilled down to the root of the problem
BogglesUrMind: Boss De-feeted
Mr_Horrible: it's Drill-head, the new Silent Hill villain
Seth_Erickson: it's got the dark souls hat on PogChamp
thefightnerd: Now you are the true ponitff!
kumatsu: an escape sequence?
JAGxTERRA: we killed the means of reproduction
Laserbeaks_Fury: "You're screwed"
JonnyGlitched: Hey it's not the giant-toothed-testicle's fault other people were making sacrifices
itira: @Laserbeaks_Fury boo
InquisitorGaia: so how exactly did her family line get "blessed" with the sacred placenta?
matthaus_c: @JAGxTERRA ooooh very good
Timagio: @JAGxTERRA One might say we seized them.
Lysander_salamander: can you put your eye back in, during your time travel?
Izandai: Wow, she just freezes in place when you activate the elevator.
Izandai: Her animation just stops.
JonnyGlitched: dabadee dabadoo dabadiee daba-HA-HA
chemicalrascal: @Izandai Do you not, when you get in an elevator?
jacobc131: i also freeze in place in elevators
Zu_o: @chemicalrascal I go full ragdoll
Landgraft: breathing in an elevator? couldn't be me
TheMerricat: everyone knows if you move around while the elevator is going up it'll get jammed
Izandai: Nah, I do the Charleston.
Kramburger: !next
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chemicalrascal: Ah, I haven't unlocked that idle animation yet
Gildan_Bladeborn: I avoid riding in elevators whenever possible.
matthaus_c: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
OneEpeeThrust: only just got here and i love hearing Ben very casually saying "Yeah, cuz we gotta go back in time and save her."
JonnyGlitched: !future
jacobc131: i know someone who jumped in an elevator, tripped the breaks and was fined 600 dollars
Jobokin: @Gildan_Bladeborn Good policy nowdays
thraximore: I know it wasn't but I'll ask anyway: was the time travel ever explained?
Saintnex: So if we do this, shouldnt this completely alter the course of this whole game?
Jobokin: magic?
Izandai: Oh my god
Kramburger: HA
JonnyGlitched: her model looks like it's from a different game
Gildan_Bladeborn: @thraximore - if it was, Adam and Ben didn't read that note.
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Lysander_salamander: all of that for a pair of bolt cutters?
BigJDerpy: You, the master of unlocking!
Haroldholmes25: lmao
FofoATL: Doc and Marty show up
Mysticman89: ok but the time loop is all screwy now
BusTed: To Be Concluded...
Izandai: I was gonna guess earlier as a joke that we wind up adopting our twin sister.
chemicalrascal: Oooooooh so it's not actually saving her, it's saving early her
JAGxTERRA: where we going, we don't need roads.
thraximore: @Izandai GUESS WHAT
matthaus_c: so could we, for the sake of argument, go back in time, rip out our eye, go back to the future, go back in time before you ripped out your eye, plop in your eye, then you always had your eyes all the time?
OneEpeeThrust: we need to get in my time machine I MEAN UHHH
frank_the_great: Mom got drilled
JAGxTERRA: its your mother anna she needs help in the future.
ComradeMik: "nothing to fight them with" whilst holding a gun
hesterbyrde: I love that we just stopped doing cut scenes.
TacitusVigil: Did we just eff with the timeline.
JonnyGlitched: @matthaus_c that's not now eyes work
TacitusVigil: What was my one rule!
OneEpeeThrust: @matthaus_c omniverse brain strats
thraximore: @TacitusVigil there was no timeline. there is only zuul
Gildan_Bladeborn: This is BULLSHIT.
GuilKato: you do have time travelling projector - you could leave get weapons and then try to go back in time even further
ComradeMik: wait, did she just bring her sister from the past?
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
NightValien28: fuck the timeline I guess
ComradeMik: what the shit
Jobokin: Dammit Barry!
Lyropithic: Art
Mr_Horrible: you think a game like this has *consequences*?
MegaDosX: You've created a hell of a paradox
TacitusVigil: @thraximore Argh!
Timagio: We prevented the Booba moment
BigJDerpy: Not to worry, I drilled mom
NotCainNorAbel: Protect the Loop!
MegaDosX: So, RIP this universe I guess
Nigouki: Raiden! You've created a TIME PARADOX!
TacitusVigil: :D
bat_wool: this is... such a good game
saucemaster5000: Captain America went back and fixed it later then danced for a bit
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is overwealmingly mediocre
Saskquatchewan: It's not like she ended up as her own grandmother
electra310: I guess we're in a new timeline now?
rosesmcgee: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa!
JonnyGlitched: like almost every horror game: don't worry 'bout it
7gorobei: call the TVA
thraximore: the good end is turning off the game
TacitusVigil: Reset the timeline.
BusTed: Hahaha
itira: "good" ending
matthaus_c: yes we did
frank_the_great: LOL
snowmonkey99: Adam enjoyed the ending
Gildan_Bladeborn: You got the "literally worst ending possible" ending in Until Dawn.
NightValien28: you did, everyone died
Darleysam: not the good ending, the best ending
Mr_Horrible: in that, you got the ending Adam considered good LUL
BigJDerpy: #Goodbadending
Seth_Erickson: now wait a minute I'm pretty sure everyone died in that game
JonnyGlitched: Caaaroline
Gildan_Bladeborn: Which for Adam, is the good ending.
jetpixi: At least it was AN ending. This is just going on forever
BusTed: Didn't quite get the TPK though.
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah there's a new dark pictures anthology coming out this month
circusofkirkus: this has been quite the musical episode
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's another Portal connection
Lysander_salamander: okay
xantos69: You can't just do time travel, eldritch horror, amnesia, and survival horror in a game. PICK A LANE
jetpixi: Yes=Okay
Dog_of_Myth: YES
FofoATL: starting with why I only have one eye
BusTed: Ship it!
saucemaster5000: AD, DC
nightraven949: why do the subtitles and VA not match this is so infuriating
Mr_Horrible: "You know what, we can work with that"
BigJDerpy: FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Mr_Horrible: bear- seek- seek- lest-
JonnyGlitched: bla bla bla roll credits
BusTed: seabatClap
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
matthaus_c: post-credits cutscene: adult anna goes back in time to shoot you in the head
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Cut to jetski!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hit us with the jetski
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
chemicalrascal: WHAT ARE THOSE SHORTS
jetpixi: It’s DONE
gibbousm: we did it yay!
thraximore: I'm exhausted
jacobc131: now you have to return the Infinity stones
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
electra310: Wait, the key was in the crypt, so for years nobody could get out the front door. Where did the soup come from?
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ComradeMik: as far as steam indie horror games go, this seems great
Lysander_salamander: wait, her actions were wrong?
mishotem: YES.
Mysticman89: thought that was a tattoo sound
ComradeMik: as far as games overall goes, this sucks
bat_wool: Wot?
jetpixi: OKAY
BusTed: cool
NazTMann: @JonnyGlitched Maybe the subtitles are from an alternate timeline
Pharmacistjudge: please tell me this game does NOT have multiple endings
itira: overwhelmingly POSITIVE
Mr_Horrible: well, at least the *literal time travel mechanism* ran out of juice
nightraven949: what the hell was this game
Jobokin: How much do you wanna bet the ratings got a boost from showing boob early in the game?
Saintnex: Seriously? THATS THE PAYOFF?? that SUCKS
hesterbyrde: Well that was wretched. What's on for next week?
NightValien28: Pharmacistjudge it does
dumbo3k: @Pharmacistjudge It does
thraximore: now chat, what do we say?
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge Three of them, in fact
TheMerricat: it has two more
Ba_Dum_Tish: @Pharmacistjudge It has 3
Seth_Erickson: Oh but it does @Pharmacistjudge
thraximore: overwhelmingly
elkae: *Yaaaawwwwnnnn*
gibbousm: so you adopted her?
ComradeMik: @Pharmacistjudge there's 3!
thraximore: POSITIVE
Pantsravaganza: seabatClap
Izandai: Can we not use the antidote but then rescue her from the past?
tr3ewitch88: benginDab
Izandai: That seems like it should be possible.
ComradeMik: @Izandai hey yeah!
NDCazzy: Cool Game... you cant choose to sacrifice yourself to awaken the god?
Mysticman89: need bolt cutters from behind her
Zazimash: these are all bad?
matthaus_c: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
bat_wool: just so dang good
gibbousm: "el dan"
SmoreThanAFeelin: its done!
Timagio: 👏
MegaDosX: Though this is the ending where you break time and space, so is it really the good ending?
rosesmcgee: Let's go again!
Lysander_salamander: yaaaaaaay
UncannyJimjams: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Saintnex: @LoadingReadyRun how does it compare to Daymare?
Lysander_salamander: Speedrun!
frank_the_great: Are you excited for the next game by the Until Dawn people, House of Ashes? Comes out the 22nd
gibbousm: lrrBEN lrrADAM lrrSPOOPY
Lysander_salamander: Aw
Mysticman89: without antidoting you cant get the bolt cutters
thraximore: Alas
Tiber727: It was yes.
Mr_Horrible: weirdly, I could see this as *also* being a good speedrun
JonnyGlitched: "not the worst game" is not a sterling endorsement for this stream
Pantsravaganza: Banana
Gildan_Bladeborn: Daymare was way more fun than this.
Izandai: @Mysticman89 Oh, right.
tr3ewitch88: what is the worst game you guys have played?
nightraven949: so when is ben learning this speedrun? need another LRR world record speedrun on the books
bat_wool: when they get there, they'll be there
matthaus_c: choo choo train! arachnid!
rdbaron102: Pitfall 2 for the Atari 2600 ? LUL
Lysander_salamander: If they don't get copyright-striked by Stephen King
SmoreThanAFeelin: choo choo charlie waiting room
DeM0nFiRe: pjdTrain pjdCar pjdCarB pjdCaboose
JonnyGlitched: sounds terrible
ComradeMik: daymare hit the point where it was bad but funny
gibbousm: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
UncannyJimjams: Choo choo train! Toot toot!
ComradeMik: this just seemed... mediocre
saucemaster5000: bet it'll handle mentall illness well
Mr_Horrible: A quick horror one, good for a stream, is also No One Lives Under The Lighthouse
gibbousm: lrrSPOOP maybe
LoadingReadyRun: Everyone stick around, I'm on in an hour! lrrGRAHAM (or I mean, go away if you want, but then come back)
Jobokin: @SmoreThanAFeelin Naw , Stephen King's not super litigious.
jetpixi: Very is pretty close to overwhelmingly
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
jetpixi: LUL
JonnyGlitched: nice improv Adam
matthaus_c: I don't get paid to go away, G
thraximore: the "overwhelming" setting is just an indicator of whether boobs are on screen anyway
Timagio: I wonder what Graham is doing.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
jetpixi: I love Mario Party
Mr_Horrible: the critics for this game have very low "whelm" thresholds
Lysander_salamander: something for later tonight! Yay
ComradeMik: @LoadingReadyRun you're not my supervisor. but i will stick around, because i've got nothing better going on
aWabbajack: Monopoly makes friends too!
Spacecarl: Ian like to party, he likes, he likes to party
Lysander_salamander: neat
matthaus_c: attach batteries to my nipples!
jetpixi: Chonk Pont
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Somebody! Help! IT'S COMING! THE BUS IS COMING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
Mysticman89: Ian likes minigames, which is why hes so into yakuza and shenmue. So many minigames
nightraven949: yakuza yakuza yakuza
Jobokin: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #2769: "I hope I don't end up murdered." —Beej [2016-06-11]
eric_christian_berg: Ian reanimates the dead.
itira: next week: Ian gets rid of the body!
chief_smeef: won't save the vod for that stream
JonnyGlitched: On Tinker Tailor: Ian stuffs a bear in his underpants
LoadingReadyRun: Like anyone vets you two.
bat_wool: goodnight all! lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: Ian's going to become the Mega Pope, this week on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry
matthaus_c: !findquote tinker
LRRbot: Quote #4101: "Tinker, Tailor, Aluminium, Herb, Shite." —Graham, in a British accent [2017-03-13]
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
LarkSachrosis: Watch Ian melt a body with hydrofluoric acid!
BusTed: flashes back to extended sequence with the audio filter
Jobokin: !findquote acid
elkae: Alabaster Kingdom is SO GOOD
Nigouki: Alabaster Kingdom is super fun
Mysticman89: thanks lrr account
elkae: Also the cast in chat is super fun
matthaus_c: let's grind up to DD2
GhostValv: Back to the Pit!
Dog_of_Myth: Alabaster Kingdom is very good
Mr_Horrible: From the heights of the spire to the depth of the dungeons
thraximore: darkest dungeon twooooooo
JonnyGlitched: See Bats?
BusTed: Whaaaat
jetpixi: Awww Back 4 Bloooood!
TacitusVigil: Nostalgia is a hell of a drug
jetpixi: I like it
Timagio: "It's not the saaaaame"
xantos69: Is there a Back 4 Blood discord channel on the LRR discord?
matthaus_c: wahhh I hate quality of life WAHHHH
BusTed: I am a fan of both.
MegaDosX: "They change it now it sucks!" sort of energy?
Sethalidos: Adam are you looking forward to Darkest Dungeon 2?
dumbo3k: excuse me, I am a L4D fan, but also love Back4Blood because I acknowledge it isn't L4D, and is good in its own right
gibbousm: I hear the gameplay is good, by the lore and characters are less fun
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
JonnyGlitched: Thanks for the show!
Phailhammer: cya :)
matthaus_c: don't open those flood gates @Seth_Erickson
IanJacek: When is darkest dungeon 2?
saucemaster5000: gross
thraximore: @IanJacek the 26th
matthaus_c: sorry @Sethalidos LUL
elkae: Rest up bois! Take care! lrrSHINE
DarthRagnar815: sayuwuAyaya
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TacitusVigil: Human things. Eating protein slurry, regenerating, etc
thraximore: lrrGARBO
Timagio: @IanJacek eventually
jetpixi: It’s Garbage Day!
bat_wool: garbage day
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream Adam and Ben!
JonnyGlitched: Watch + Play Garbage day
HundreydAundre: right on time for the end....
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Seth_Erickson: @matthaus_c I was like uh oh what flood gates am I opening
Saintnex: Thanks, I hate it
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Timagio: LUL
itira: hahaaaaaa
MegaDosX: Two of those were used for Betrayal Legacy
Manae: Was that the warcraft 2 paladin exorcism?
josh___something: GDI ben XD
dimensaur: LUL
mrsarkhan: ben pls
Gildan_Bladeborn: I knew you didn't get rid of it Ben.
Mr_Horrible: thanks I hate it
bat_wool: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
YawnLance: GECS GECS GECS
LoadingReadyRun: Paul just keeps those loaded for anyone to use
MegaDosX: Also Graham you need to check out the bit earlier in the stream with this
gibbousm: Kreygasm
Gildan_Bladeborn: You keep that one in your back pocket.
nightraven949: who let alvin and the chipmunks in here
Brozard: Stupid Horse
chief_smeef: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
goombalax: I was hoping for that
tr3ewitch88: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
JonnyGlitched: Imma gonna ask Paul to swap that button out with "We are Santa's Elves"
nightraven949: what happened to ben and adam
pipshardfour: haha
gibbousm: lrrARROWS
KWardJenx: LOL!!!
Sniknob: BAIII
BusTed: Very good.
ComradeMik: welp
itira: lolol
Timagio: We love it
Lyropithic: Leave that there for Graham
thraximore: mmmbyeeeeee
Seth_Erickson: Byeeee
NDCazzy: I am very upset you did not use that voice when Olivia was here...
KWardJenx: Thank you
TacitusVigil: [Ben and Adam passed out from helium poisoning]
Tangsm: Now just leave it there and don't tell the next stream.
Nigouki: byeeeeeeeee
NimrodXIV: Please "forget" to turn that off
GuilKato: they went mad with power
Mr_Horrible: Ben and Adam, the chipmunks forcibly expelled from the band
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeaah
bat_wool: T-Pain and the Chipmunks
elkae: Such good bois
NavelWarfare: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: spoilers!
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote autotune
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Godeke: @Mr_Horrible And they key Alvin, so we know the baseline they were working from...
Saintnex: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (49m from now).
Godeke: key = kept.
Mr_Horrible: Godeke "what dark depths must we plumb...?" etc etc
matthaus_c: !findquote chipmunk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HundreydAundre: Leave it on maybe. it'll be peek highlight reel for graham goozlin himself with said voiceover
matthaus_c: does the sound board carry over to Studio G?
Mysticman89: I would doubt it
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah I don't think it does
Juliamon: It shouldn't
TheMerricat: except Graham was just in chat so I assume he was also watching the stream :D
dumbo3k: @HundreydAundre I believe Graham is streaming from home, so it wouldn't affect him, also G was in chat not long ago
Juliamon: G would need to have an identical setup at home and have them networked so they share settings
matthaus_c: yeah I would have asked about how Paul set that up LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: What's next on studio A? lrrmtg?
Juliamon: Probably yeah, unless someone's using the studio for CtS
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (45m from now).
letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
LoadingReadyRun: Sadly, my home setup uses a GOXLR Mini, not the full GOXLR sound board we use at the office
LoadingReadyRun: So I can't have dedicated "shitposting" buttons
Juliamon: We can't all afford full soundboards for our home setups that we rarely stream from
LoadingReadyRun: Ayup!
Mysticman89: *segue to patreon*
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (42m from now).
dangerseeker77: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the PiF hot seat with a playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Game: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided) at Tue 09:00 PM PDT (38m from now).