jeanluc1997: Keep Wurm bin the rest?
ghost_waz: @SGDoc in and around the NYC area
rarermonsters: I don't like banning pornbots, they're a lot nicer to me than real women are. Is it so bad to want to believe that women in my area want to meet me tonight?
dread_pirate_westley: You can put the counters on the Glyph keeper.
Paranundrox: could put the counters on the Naga as well
NoxStryx: @rarermonsters no, no, it is like a ladder match on you have to reach and eat a cake
Karfsma778: cheer600 Here, have bits
Kramburger: @Paranundrox *Laughs nervously*
GeekyKraftyKel: @loadingreadyrun she giggled in joy and demanded a banana with her MTGO
landpocket: keep exemplar as 4/4
Paranundrox: and have a 5/5 flier immediately
SGDoc: @ghost_waz sweet - I'm starting at the Queens DA's office in Sept.
BASEGray20: ahhh
Namboto: put the counters on the glyph keeper and have it counter that
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: target the Glyph Keeper with the counters, they fizzle.
Dr_fragenstien: You could target your keeper with the counters to negate them
ShadowAce0: you can target glyph keeper with exemplar
Dandinstorm12: @SGDoc It's also my Beach Boys cover band
cronatos: will the glyph keeper counter the putting negative one counters?
Paranundrox: oooh yeah
madmanoreo: @cronatos yes
SGDoc: @Dandinstorm12 sounds more like a Ramones cover band name
rarermonsters: @NoxStryx That's not the point, Finn doesn't want to eat cake. It interferes with his terrifying shred and gorgeousness
angusthechap: IT ME
Dandinstorm12: @SGDoc you'd think
Zakk_Z: yes
Paranundrox: yeah, if you get a chance, you can target Glyph Keeper with Exemplar
Kramburger: hi its me ur sphinx
Karfsma778: yes
tantaburs: yes yes it will
Pimptimus_Prime: Meow Bird!
Paranundrox: which is sweet
Karfsma778: but that makes it vulnerable
plummeting_sloth: you hve failed my riddle, Meow you die
SGDoc: @Dandinstorm12 "hello, we're Elena is a porn bot, and here's Beat on the Brat!"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: meow bird :D
firehazard_k: @Serge you think bonepicker is good enough for highlander?
Paranundrox: or we just put the counters on Naga Oracle
rarermonsters: @NoxStryx Seriously I've never been attracted to men but Finn Balor is the second sexiest human being I've ever seen.
ghost_waz: @SGDoc very nice! I interned at KCDA when in school. Hope you enjoy it
Dandinstorm12: @SGDoc mmm yeah that's legit
Paranundrox: Keeper is not Kira
Paranundrox: that would be GROSS
tantaburs: No serge its not just a 5/3 kira
Sekunder: "elena is a porn bot, jackie is a runt" doesn't scan as well
SirBiffaloEsq: Jesus H Christ Serge, no
rarermonsters: I love Kira. She's yet another reason Kamigawa is underrated
SirBiffaloEsq: Don't give them ideas
SGDoc: @ghost_waz Thanks! I've interned there and know I like the work and people, so that's a positive. Did you go to UMKC?
pedrodamoth: 2 mana 4/4 is good
Dandinstorm12: Hey Serge if you flash Kira in while a spell is on the stack, does her effect apply?
BusTed: Delicious.
Pimptimus_Prime: Boom!
control_rig: That's niiiiiccce
Paranundrox: hey Graham
TheBaitandSwitch: disgusting
ThinksTooMuch: Oh stealing the bone picker is going to feel soooo good
Darth_Wooper: lrrGOAT
rarermonsters: !highlight
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: gross
Paranundrox: what does it feel like to have it all?
SolarBlitz1: stripGasm The play
senorrodrod: cheer100 almond cat makes me go CATatonic....kitties
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: lrrGROSS
Kramburger: Remember chat, if you see an Elana post BEFORE it gets blocked, you will have a blessed day
ghost_waz: @SGDoc I....don't know what that is. To clarify, kcda = kings county da (brooklyn)
Paranundrox: !highlight having it all
dread_pirate_westley: Or Lay Claim if we draw another land.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
itzClinton: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SGDoc: @ghost_waz I realized you might have meant brooklyn slightly too late haha
Dandinstorm12: judge
Jwiley129: Better question: Is 2GU for a 5/5 Flier that cantrips good?
Dandinstorm12: lrrJUDGE
Paranundrox: @rarermonsters when you highlight something, you need to put a title after the command
ferretbadger84: Jwiley129 that sounds amazing
Wonderdoc: is a 4 mana 5/5 flyer that dras a card on etb good? cause thats what you did Kappa
Noodles_15: having your cake and eating it too
SGDoc: @ghost_waz I had initially read it as Kansas City haha
control_rig: Take it
rarermonsters: @Kramburger How many bits will you give me for my rare Elana's?
Dandinstorm12: dats mine
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hey Kathleen, I'm planning to build a Cat tribal Standard with Regal Caracal and Felidar Sovereign. Any recs for other cats to include?
korvys: So much value
Karfsma778: Which draft league are you guys in?
Sekunder: you pick bones for ME now
SharpCookies: the VALLUUUEEE
BrindleBoar: yoink'd
Pimptimus_Prime: Oh, the taste of their tears is so decadent!
Kramburger: @rarermonsters HOW rare?
control_rig: You take the game too
BusTed: lrrGOAT
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Lord_Hosk: cheer50 Serge I would first pick you even if you were a gold card.
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrGOAT
SGDoc: I drink your milkshake, the card
ghost_waz: @SGDoc lol no worries. Do you know your assignment yet?
Paranundrox: Summoning Sickness - unless you've controlled it continuously since your last upkeep
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:58:25.
rarermonsters: @ Graham: Nickname for that card needs to be "Bob McHugehands"
J_Rey15: ALL YOUR BAT ARE BELONG TO US
AlonsoSwift: GCU, have you considered Felidar Guardian? Kappa
Dandinstorm12: Been fun chat
Hqueso: cheer100 The bit mines were loaded today. Here's your share.
Dandinstorm12: I don't watch this channel enough
Bubur_Ayam_McD: Wowee
SGDoc: @ghost_waz yeah they were kind enough to couple the offer with my choice of assignment (Domestic Violence) to entice me away from DANY
Dandinstorm12: lrrJUDGE if you fling a Death's Shadow, and your op responds by gaining you life, which can happen, how much damage does Fling do?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: AlonsoSwift I actually did and I was bummed at the ban...I mean, overall happy, but sad about Guardian
t3h_f1gm3nt: Gibb specifically said that :P
ferretbadger84: Thanks for streaming!
ferretbadger84: I am humansm'n
AlonsoSwift: Decimator Beetle is a worthy exception to 'never first-pick gold'.
ghost_waz: @SGDoc very nice, I'm glad you got the assignment you wanted
zarbit: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (57m from now).
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I can't hear the stream over all the rain outside
RayFK: #Gross
Cyrulean: bye guys thansk for making it fun!
Darth_Wooper: Thank you for streaming everybody!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming guys
Karfsma778: Opened a pack in draft earlier where I had a decimator beetle and a hapatra
Kramburger: #GrahamsGrossGlasses
Zakk_Z: lrrBEEJ raid?
Pimptimus_Prime: @dandinstorm12 It's last legal power on the battlefield.
Karfsma778: It made me feel so bad
fantusta: @Dandinstorm12 I am not a judge, but I am pretty sure that does not affect the damage done, since it looks at the death's shadow's last known power since it's sac'd as a cost
RayFK: WELL ACTUALLY Ah-Tah-Mah-Tah (vomit)
senorrodrod: Yay
Darth_Wooper: What if I want Far Automata?
GapFiller: see you guys later
Wonderdoc: Dandinstorm12 as much as death shadows power. you sac as part of the cost for fling so the shadows power cant change afterwards
Paranundrox: 10300 bits
SharpCookies: rain is coming here tomorrow... i thought it was april showers, not may showers, NATURE.
Paranundrox: and James cut it off early
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh and now hail. good.
Dandinstorm12: Thanks guys
ghost_waz: @SGDoc I would've liked to work in DA or Defenders but when I got out is when everyone had their hiring freezes :\
SirBiffaloEsq: Contact the James Enabling Service
Paranundrox: it wasn't evena full five minutes
Dandinstorm12: That's what I thought
ArtofDaDress: Wow, i tabbed back to ask chat what tsim was, and immediately james answered my question. :d
Hqueso: See y'all later! Thanks for the stream.
ArtofDaDress: :D
senorrodrod: Cake?
BrindleBoar: \o/
Pimptimus_Prime: @dandinstorm12 Since it is sacrificed as a cost, it is not affected by the life gain as it left the battlefield before the life gain occurred.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I thought it was "April showers" too, but then two days ago it snowed 8 inches here, so now I have no idea.
senorrodrod: Why cake?
DarkMorford: The_Ocean_who_Subbed, you're in Renton, right? That's probably headed up my way soon.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: bye!
Karfsma778: Have to work during Crapshoot
Kramburger: WoooooooOOOOooooo
Sekunder: byeeeee
RayFK: THE GUEST IS ME, WITH CAKE
Karfsma778: :(
t3h_f1gm3nt: later guys!
Papperslappen: bye!
LucA0483: see you
Under_5core: Is it Andy?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: DarkMorford yup. Rain and hail up the BUTT
kkat4884: Don't you normally have people?
stevestein: You should have cake by @The_Ocean_who_Subbed.
ACExtravaganza: Wait, there''s going to be a crap shoot with PEOPLE????
Zakk_Z: peace
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I mean a lot of it
Arakasi01: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
af0z: !next
Wonderdoc: i didnt pay attention for a sec. WHats on Talking simulator today?
Under_5core: Also, thanks for teaching me more about Almond Cats.
Paranundrox: @Dandinstorm12 last known information would check the power when it was sacrificed, which would occur before the life gain
GapFiller: night guys
Wonderdoc: ah ok that answers it
RayFK: Wonderdoc Nier:automata
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Under_5core it seems likely, considering his tweet earlier in the week
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:01:20.
SGDoc: @ghost_waz thanks! and yeah I remember hearing about the freeze from recent grads. Brutality and just dumb luck that I missed it
ArtofDaDress: @RayFK dont forget to slam the cake as hard as you can into the lrr main computer, so that we, as chat living within it, can have some
DarkMorford: The_Ocean_who_Subbed, oh fun. I heard some thunder about 15 minutes ago, guess it's just gonna get nastier.
Pimptimus_Prime: @wonderdoc Nier Automata
RayFK: ArtofDaDress I feel Paul would have complaints
bv310: Yay Andy!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: DarkMorford can confirm
Talin06: anyone else here torn about watching tonight's TS?
ArtofDaDress: @RayFK well duh it'd be that he wanted the cake
blackwlf: Nope.
CommiePuddin: Did they change the lrrMTG logo because Wizards asked them to?
BASEGray20: Now the wait for talking sim truly beings
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: there's a severe thunderstorm warning
Pimptimus_Prime: @wonderdoc And they have confirmed they are going to spoil the F out of it.
ArtofDaDress: it's been raining all day here in Kentucky
ArtofDaDress: no lightning tho
ghost_waz: @SGDoc but back to your point, I don't remember having to watch a video, other than the intro to the profession - is that pre bar or post bar?
SGDoc: @ghost_waz pre bar - I'm graduating in a couple weeks and taking in july
Kramburger: Man, I can NOT stop[ watching the Defenders trailer
SGDoc: @ghost_waz I don't think it's completely new. New York Law Course online videos ring a bell?
ArtofDaDress: also guys, my tuition for cooleg is basically paid for :D
SGDoc: @ghost_waz everybody just watches them on mute and then does a ctrl + F in a document
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ArtofDaDress Awesome lrrAWESOME
epictyler525: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (54m from now).
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger I know right!?! I ant it so bad I can taste it! And i tastes gooooooood!
Pimptimus_Prime: want*
Pimptimus_Prime: it*
ArtofDaDress: i work at UPS in a partnership with my school called school-to-work, and they were like "if you switch to third shift, we'll pay for your college tuition" and i was like "uh what. yes? Yes."
ghost_waz: @SGDoc nope. must have been implemented after I was out. I was also out before the probono requirement - which was fine since I did probono every year :D
ArtofDaDress: also
SGDoc: @ghost_waz in any case I've shipped you a friend request on twitch so we can keep in touch or it'll tell me when you're watching the same channel as I am or whatever
ArtofDaDress: GOP just passed their new healthcare bill in the US
TheMoatman: Decimator beetle is so grooooss
TheMoatman: I feel so gross using it
SGDoc: @ghost_waz haha yeah probono req is so nothing for folks who do public
ArtofDaDress: my company-provided plan is at stake :/
TheMoatman: It's incredible
Kramburger: @Pimptimus_Prime Oh hell yeah
ghost_waz: @SGDoc alright, I'll be on the look out for it
SGDoc: @ghost_waz i think it shows up on the left
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger Why isn't it December yet?
Kramburger: @Pimptimus_Prime It comes out in August
tehcrashxor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (50m from now).
tehcrashxor: !nextfan
LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Taskforce Echo (twitch.tv/senstaku​) at Thu 04:00 PM PDT (1:09 ago), HPBraincase Stream at Thu 05:30 PM PDT (20m from now), CaffeinatedLemur stream at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (50m from now).
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger Oh snap! Why did I think december? I think I was mixing up one ofmthe other trailers I have been watching formthings I want super bad. lol
Kramburger: Hahahahaha
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger Probably Star Wars. lol
aussz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (48m from now).
Kramburger: The only thing that comes out in Dec that I can think of is Star Wars
Pimptimus_Prime: And Dark Tower trailer is out. Also coming in August and I wants it....
Pimptimus_Prime: December has the Jumanji Reboot, and The 6 Billion Dollar Man
Kramburger: Ooooh new LNDF
Pimptimus_Prime: LNDF? Also, new Jumanji has the Rock, because of course it does. lol
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Late Night Dub Fight
Pimptimus_Prime: Marky Mark is Steve Austin, the bionic man. :-)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: it's some good stuff <
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: * <3
Pimptimus_Prime: Ooh, Shibby! I will have to force that into my face holes!
Boneathan: !live
LRRbot: Currently live fanstreamers: Senstaku (https://www.twitch.tv/senstaku​) is playing Roll20 Virtual Tabletop (Taskforce Echo 10)
Boneathan: just going to remind you all to practice CONTINUOUS!
Boneathan: ENTHUSIASTIC!
Boneathan: CONSENT!
Pimptimus_Prime: Oh man, so many movies I need to absorb into my thinky parts this year. I forgot Creed 2 is coming out in November.
Pimptimus_Prime: Thor: Ragnarok and zjustice Leaguemin znovember
All_mankind: and Wonder Woman
All_mankind: though it looks like they're trying to bury that one
Kramburger: Awww, thanks Boneathan!
Pimptimus_Prime: Bladerunner 2049 in Sept.
Pimptimus_Prime: Interesting, Cloverfield and Saw sequels...
Pimptimus_Prime: Inhumans show in September with the first 2 episodes getting limited Imax release since they were shot in Imax?
Pimptimus_Prime: Also It and the Kingsman sequel in Sept
Pimptimus_Prime: I am just rattling off fun finds perusing the movie insider release pages. lol
AllMeatPizza: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (37m from now).
RoastedGravy: Sup.
Boneathan: RoastedGravy CONTINUOUS!
Boneathan: ENTHUSIASTIC!
Boneathan: CONSENT!
RoastedGravy: CONSENT
RoastedGravy: HA
RoastedGravy: Beat ya to it.
RoastedGravy: Kappa
Pimptimus_Prime: The Hitman's Bodyguard looksmlike it may be fun.
Juliamon: Shows Boneathan first on my end
RoastedGravy: Anyways, I’m building a cube.
RoastedGravy: Damn.
Paranundrox: yeah, I'm showing Boneathan first :P
Juliamon: Guess he got the drop on you lrrBEEJ
Paranundrox: after reviewing the play
Paranundrox: the ruling in the chat is overturned
Pimptimus_Prime: Oh yeah, Spoodermang Homecoming and War for the Revenge of Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Paranundrox: is there another Planet of the Apes movie?
CommiePuddin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (34m from now).
RoastedGravy: There’s War for the Planet of the Apes.
Pimptimus_Prime: @paranundrox War formthe Planet of the Apes releases July 14th
RoastedGravy: And then the sequel, Agreeing on a Treaty for the Legality of the Planet of the Apes.
Paranundrox: huh
Juliamon: People really like their cgi apes
Pimptimus_Prime: June has Transformers, The Mummy reboot and Wonder Woman