kpiozero: I mean woulnd't it be smarter to keep it out while you're atatcking with it
DennyMcG: This game certainly has some flaws
Laserbeaks_Fury: MEKA Online
Rhynerd: Y'know, Down with the Love Fish kinda sounds like an album name.
wildpeaks: umscuseme ?
samwonk: Gotta be honest and say this feels like a horror game.
Macheya: That sounds like series 1.
GDwarf: kplozero: There's a katana sword-style called iajitsu, which is all about drawing your sword and attacking in one motion. Since it looks really dramatic, Japanese fiction has decided it's the only way to use a katana
kpiozero: Aren't all simple games horror to some extent?
rockario: The twintails deflect bullets
Grumpy_Mcfart: it's a peahat
Mijnheer: @samwonk Sorta does with the camera perspectives
Drazoth: @Rhynerd maybe the next neil cicirega album?
wildpeaks: that is a fancy mansion
kpiozero: GDwarf: That attack style sounds absurdly foolish
CptSpiffy: thank you for recommending sakura quest, it is an anime that I would normal over look but i am really enjoying it
Rhynerd: @drazoth maybe.
kpiozero: How would you defend yourself from attacks?
GDwarf: wildpeaks: Well, they can afford a maid with what appears to be Green Beret training
GDwarf: kpiozero: Quickdrawing your sword
wildpeaks: true
GDwarf: kpiozero: The idea is that you cut down your own opponent in one strike
rebornflames: sakura quest has been very good
Macheya: Dear Dr. Ian, what's your favorite Lupin? Green, Red, Blue or Black? Of the main television series, that is.
Grumpy_Mcfart: don't forget to maid style
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
Ignatiuspants: now, the robots are getting interesting!
GDwarf: Maid Style ups your AM ammo
Grumpy_Mcfart: Maid Style Sushi
plummeting_sloth: Maid style! .... slice slice slice
Macheya: Series 4, the 2015 series.
wildpeaks: looks like it
samwonk: Stunlocking doesn't work, so we're glitching this boss on the level geometry.
Macheya: Oh, I thought third was blue.
MrPhlip: We don't seem to actually be doing damage...
MrPhlip: oh no, there we go
LessSkunksThanEstimated: we are
Laserbeaks_Fury: Knife to meat you
DennyMcG: We are occasionally
Grumpy_Mcfart: I've only every seen red jacket
GDwarf: MrPhlip: We are, but only with the sword, not the gun
wildpeaks: we're doing damage, just slowly
LessSkunksThanEstimated: amazing
Mijnheer: if only we had a MENSU BEEEEEAAAM
DennyMcG: GDwarf the sniper did damage I think
GDwarf: Oh, maid style doesn't up your AM ammo, I guess that was just a cooincidence
Rhynerd: Red Jacket is to Lupin as Bob Bailey is to Johnny Dollar?
Macheya: Sorry about that, I got my colors mixed up.
DennyMcG: But I think that's because the barrel is long enough to poke out the other side of that wall
GDwarf: "Maid Style S" is a really hilarious game commentary
Rhynerd: I just realized that only one or two other people in chat will get what I'm saying there...
Macheya: Cagliostro is my favorite too.
Drazoth: anybody here listen to nightvale?
LessSkunksThanEstimated: who knows. maybe we will get a new gun finally
Grumpy_Mcfart: that's not it's leg
Rhynerd: Or well, know the second half of my reference.
LessSkunksThanEstimated: i used to
GDwarf: Drazoth: Used to, it's been, man, several years now. <<
Mijnheer: mono-foot is really strong in this meta Kappa
GDwarf: Stealth!
kpiozero: Dumb kid isn't smart
Drazoth: @GDwarf you should maybe get back into it. The new episodes are very good
DennyMcG: That robot must have been lactose intolerant, because it couldn't deal with that cheese
kpiozero: wait
fourcardcombosuicide: She's behind you!
Sektor88: neme lord? Kappa
kpiozero: doesn't our maid have like a whole arsenal?
Hesk1el: It looks so bizarre how he's grinding her
Zyme86: !scream
LRRbot: lrrEFF 1 scream for The Maid Fuku To Kikanjuu on Matters of Import
wildpeaks: that kid no longer has a spine
GDwarf: I think the kid just died from the G Forces required for that
GDwarf: Like, he's literally a liquid now
Rhynerd: And, gone.
Rhynerd: No longer exists, possibly goo on the cieling.
wildpeaks: Maido Style
GDwarf: XD
GDwarf: Yes
GDwarf: Very, very, yes
LessSkunksThanEstimated: when do we get mp5k?
kpiozero: Going out to deliver maid justice
DennyMcG: I'm sure they had a long and fulfilling life.
GDwarf: Though that car is insufficiently awesome
Grumpy_Mcfart: definitely found my new waifu
AnotherEli: Wait, when did she get an uzi?
plummeting_sloth: we can't sure a good grade out of a MP5 dammit!
GDwarf: Like, it looks as if we're doing a high-speed gun chase in a not-quite Reliant Robin
kpiozero: mGood god, they're not even using seatbelts
GDwarf: She...she kidnapped him in a...civic?
Mijnheer: That steering wheel is dangerously pointy
LathosTiran: just reminded myself that puni puni poemy exists
plummeting_sloth: oh, they remade the freeway scene from Matrix reloaded
Sektor88: keikaku dori!
wildpeaks: polygons are expensive
SchalaKitty: Why are we talking about Puni Puni Poemy?
fourcardcombosuicide: There are motorcycles designed for cops that are left-handed for that reason.
kpiozero: GDwarf, if you don't want to be seen, why not use civic?
DennyMcG: I don't see why she couldn't drive
talosparoxi: and the headrest is a perfect rectangle
Sektor88: kpiozero: use a kia instead Kappa
DennyMcG: Driving legally is a whole other matter however
plummeting_sloth: it's a good incentive to drive careful
GDwarf: kpiozero:...She's wearing a "meido" headband and lingerie, she's not trying to be unobtrusive. :P
LathosTiran: SchalaKitty the 'ecchi is bad" line reminded me of a scene. ... "those games are for evening"
Drazoth: I have to go mod my steering wheel now......
wildpeaks: The name sounds familiar
GDwarf: Also, she's someone with blond hair and blue eyes in Japan, which means literally everyone will stop and stare at her
SchalaKitty: @LathosTiran - Ahhhhh, I gotcha
Mijnheer: This girl can take magazines full of rifle bullets, who cares about a skull-splitting steering wheel Kappa
talosparoxi: @GDwarf a PURPLE civic
Anaerin: Split right down the middle? Sounds like it's cast.
wildpeaks: this escalated quickly
plummeting_sloth: uhh... who is driving car?
DennyMcG: Well, I am utterly pooped, so I shall bid you all good night
kpiozero: WHO'S DRIVING?
GDwarf: Alright, this is silly, and not in a good way
wildpeaks: Jesus is driving
kpiozero: that tracks
Rhynerd: Jesus literally took the wheel?
GDwarf: Clearly we're using the recoil from the rifle to alter the car's trajectory
LessSkunksThanEstimated: jesus has taken the wheel
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad the manufactures of these cars have taken inspiration form the USS Monitor
samwonk: I love that the explosions that the cars leave behind are traveling in the same reference frame as your car.
talosparoxi: @kpiozero BEAR IS DRIVING
Grumpy_Mcfart: at least it's varying the gameplay
Mijnheer: these engine sounds :(
Hesk1el: How the hell is she driving the vehicle?
GDwarf: Also, going by the sound, our car is powered by a one-piston engine. <<
samwonk: Like, the cars you blow up get left behind, but the explosions come with you.
wildpeaks: When you buy a car, you want all the options: air conditioning, head-mounted turrets, and GPS
Grumpy_Mcfart: sounds like my grandmother's vacuum cleaner
Rhynerd: @talosparoxi "If one of you is a bear, you have to drive."
LessSkunksThanEstimated: why do we now have a mac 10.
kpiozero: Oh, yes, honk at the car you've been shooting at
Drazoth: @LessSkunksThanEstimated we're a beaker of chemicals
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Throw your face at enemies.
plummeting_sloth: it's an aspirational gun
Zyme86: you used a FALthat totaly was the Mac10
Beofryn: Taunt??
plummeting_sloth: Battle Construction Vehicles!
SketchyDetails: can you maid style?
kpiozero: What is the world is that giantcontraption
wildpeaks: you've hurt this truck's feelings
Zyme86: Constructocons transform and rollout
kpiozero: This seems a bit much
Anaerin: hesk1el: With her feet. Or Cruise Control. Or both.
samwonk: This is a very loose interpretation of the term 'boss.'
kpiozero: where the rest of the traffic?
samwonk: The 'boss' is 'some trucks.'
Sektor88: wat
Hesk1el: @Anaerin I think I can go with cruise control on that one
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad we designed a polaris system for a highway truck
Ignatiuspants: y u no shoot out the tires?
nattsan: Dahir inisha os nuts
RvLeshrac: Dahir Insaat are assholes.
RvLeshrac: Filed a takedown against the RP channel.
LessSkunksThanEstimated: their stupid idea's are amaazing
plummeting_sloth: hey, stop all the downloadin'
wildpeaks: you wouldn't download a maid
Beofryn: Can you maid style during this?
kpiozero: This seems a bit much to kidnap 1 kid
samwonk: Those wingflap things dragging along the road are a serious fire hazard.
talosparoxi: nah it's a cannon. Maidos love cannons
Drazoth: @talosparoxi does this make maidos bitches?
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad they hid cannon in a veyr subtle struck
plummeting_sloth: er, truck
AnotherEli: That is the front half of a car
kpiozero: Where is the rest of the traffic?
Ignatiuspants: this game is strange...
Rhynerd: Indeed.
wildpeaks: OP
GDwarf: XD
Drazoth: @Ignatiuspants life is strange
Grumpy_Mcfart: lolwut
GDwarf: !Highlight Devastating Crash
Hesk1el: Gerald ya bastard
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Alephred: I like walking upright out of the sunroof.
Ignatiuspants: @Drazoth Life is Strange is a much better game!
plummeting_sloth: oh no! my car suffered... absolutely no damage
samwonk: Oh, evil maid brought Rufus Shinra to help her this time.
GDwarf: Evil Lingerie Maid, you already hit us with full-auto fire from a machine gun. That pistol isn't going to do much.
Rhynerd: I think she sprained her knee crashing the car.
Drazoth: @Ignatiuspants want to start a strawpoll asking them to switch to that game?
kpiozero: Straight lego-handing this gun
Rhynerd: The gun is going into her palm
LessSkunksThanEstimated: w
LessSkunksThanEstimated: we're getting close to the end of the stream anyway.
kpiozero: Ah yes
Ignatiuspants: @Drazoth ...hmm... well... nah, let's see how all this MEIDO STAIRU plays out
kpiozero: vampires
plummeting_sloth: oh no... if only I had some sort of long range sniper weapon at some point!
Grumpy_Mcfart: um.....
SchalaKitty: Vampmaids?
SchalaKitty: Vapemaids?
kpiozero: this explains everything?
cfpreston: vampire maid robots?!?
Rhynerd: Why would vampires capture a little kid?
Drazoth: @Ignatiuspants imma need more rum then....
plummeting_sloth: wait, are we doing Ballad of Fallen Angels?
samwonk: In any other context, the appropriate response to "maid vampires" would be "I've seen that anime," but, well...
wildpeaks: so the robot maids are working for the vampire butler
Anaerin: It's a FORMER church?
Natimus_prime: vampire maid ninja robot zombie werewolves?
GDwarf: Keikaku!
MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] Oh, he isn't a potato, that was his hair.
LRRbot: New quote #4179: "Oh, he isn't a potato, that was his hair." —Beej [2017-05-01]
wildpeaks: From Space
SchalaKitty: MrsPokemonCheese - yes, come watch maids with us.
Mijnheer: all according to kotatsu Kappa
RvLeshrac: (Keikaku means plan)
plummeting_sloth: sir, is that a tie or is your neck bleeding
SchalaKitty: All according to Kotetsu - Tiger & Bunny
cfpreston: @plummeting_sloth yes, call a doctor
ylegm: Masaki-kun and gerald-san have a very confused relationship
talosparoxi: I thought kotatsu was that thing you put on tables in winter.
MrsPokemonCheese: I is watching @SchalaKitty <3
plummeting_sloth: why is every male in this game in a late 19th century collar?
SchalaKitty: @MrsPokemonCheese - Yas! Join LRR Crew.
kpiozero: Is this the next LRR Live
Alexare_: I bet you Tally could make something awesome using that technique
GDwarf: talosparoxi: Not quite. A kotatsu is a type of low-to-the-ground table with a quilt around the edge and a heater underneath it
Anaerin: Origami Brassiere...
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
Grumpy_Mcfart: sounds like a qwerpling bit
Grumpy_Mcfart: *qwerpline
GDwarf: talosparoxi: Rather than heating the whole house, you heat the Kotatsu and sit with your legs/feet underneath it
Macheya: What's that meme? "Boy's neck wants to be hardcore but his collar won't let him."
Hesk1el: That definitely sounds like a new crapshot
Nightvalien28: even with context
wildpeaks: most of this stream is confusing without context, that's the fun :D
Lysander_Gustav: I have an important question -- do any of these characters turn into dragons?
Drazoth: @LoadingReadyRun Can that be the next TTSF?
FITorion: the crapshot... nudist coster park one
kpiozero: Have you ever wanted to be a wonton in the bedroom?
talosparoxi: yeah that's what I thought. there are varieties that are just the quilt and a glass plate to place on top of it.
solahwin_tampramain: !highlight do you wana be a wonton in the bedroom?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Hesk1el: A Nudist Sushi Restaurant
SchalaKitty: Ware-Ware means We!
plummeting_sloth: ya know. I'd say lets get through the plot and back to the shooting, but that's boring too, so let's stay here
Aenir798: WAGAHAI
Lysander_Gustav: The formal version
Mijnheer: @Lysander_Gustav That anime had a shocking lack of machine guns
Lysander_Gustav: ?!
kpiozero: so, whats the talking simulator anaysis on this one
plummeting_sloth: the nearly Royal We
Zachasaurs: the VA's tried really hard man
TStodden: Wara Wara? Isn't that a onomatopoeia for the sound of a crowd (as there's the Wara Wara Plaza on the Wii U)?
Lysander_Gustav: Mijnheer I'd say it has the perfect amount of machine guns
Macheya: Those are bedroom eyes on the in-game model.
fourcardcombosuicide: No bellybutton
Lysander_Gustav: Oh it's a beat-em-up
Jhardin87: I just got here and I was NOT prepared for this game
Drazoth: Those are eyes that say i'm going to eat you out Kappa
Grumpy_Mcfart: get ready for some Maid Style Sushi!
Lysander_Gustav: Wow just chipping away at the health
ArcOfTheConclave: You're are failing the Major Test of Strength.
Ignatiuspants: aw... another knife robot?
Zachasaurs: wow thaqt screen shake
kpiozero: Ah yes, the "I'm stuck humping the ground stratgey
plummeting_sloth: GAMEPLAY
Ignatiuspants: I'd like this game better if it ramped up the weirdness...
Lysander_Gustav: Yay
Hesk1el: The perpetual motion robit
talosparoxi: this is the weirdest dark souls mod I've ever seen
kpiozero: Would Metal Wolf Chaos be an import game?
PerpetualDM: !game bad
CaptainSpam: This is a weak version of Enter the Gungeon. :-P
Macheya: Looks like we got a bad-ass over here.
cfpreston: it was
plummeting_sloth: MR PRESIDENT
Lysander_Gustav: Flawless masterpiece
LathosTiran: what was it...? RICHARD!!!!!!
MrPhlip: Believe your own justice
damullet14: Are there games that aren't from software/
Sektor88: Richaaarrrrrd
plummeting_sloth: Truly the Dark Souls of presidentail Mecha games
Lysander_Gustav: Pigtail weapons
GDwarf: It's a shame that most of the Metal Wolf Chaos stuff didn't make it to YouTube
SchalaKitty: Metal Wolf Chaos should've been important. What would be more American than kicking as the president?
cfpreston: most games are software
SchalaKitty: Err imported
Anaerin: "And the reason is: Because I am the president of the United States of America!"
Sektor88: Also, Ian! Related to giant robots and America, China is now getting in on the Megabot / Kuratas action with their own robot.
Macheya: Her twintails look like baguettes when they're spinning.
Anaerin: Sam Bee and John Oliver are fighting the good fight.
wildpeaks: oh yes that was hilarious
Lysander_Gustav: Hannigan?
nattsan: Steven just went all out actully.
Sektor88: The Monkey King. it legit looks like a Zoid.
ChinchillaTheHun: Allison Janney iirc
Seagulyus: so what is the name of this game anyway?
plummeting_sloth: now Ian... this game sounds horrifying
Leels: Are you from fighting a giant knife robot?
kpiozero: Why do peple think that giant robots will be effective weapons?
Ignatiuspants: my favorite part was Bee's White House Correspondence Dinner speech in an alternate universe, which our Sam Bee is watching a recording of and crying...
Leels: The knife Robot looks like it's trying to hump you
Rhynerd: If only we knew how to switch to the pistol.
GDwarf: "Steven Colbert is becoming a pretty Barbie" - Ian
CaptainSpam: He is becoming a barbecue.
GDwarf: That's totally what he said
nattsan: He just said Trump's mouth is good for only one thing, and its aVERY not PG thing.
Anaerin: Colbert is getting pretty Barb-y. Including inviting Jon Stewart back.
plummeting_sloth: those floating things ar eAmmo, Beej
Lysander_Gustav: Those battle-cries are really starting to grate
damullet14: Are those little black things bullets
kpiozero: well, if your hair could somehow give lift, wouldn't you do that too
Rhynerd: They are bullets
wildpeaks: Well, that's almost like dancing with an ostrich
MrPhlip: !highlight Warning: This
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Macheya: Frogbot is live!
Ignatiuspants: the actual Correspondent's Dinner got a speech from Hasan Minaj from The Daily Show... that was great too
GDwarf: Wait, that...that is *literally* one of the bosses from a Megaman game. I think Megaman 2? One of the ones Dr. Wily is in.
plummeting_sloth: Wait... happy robot
CaptainSpam: I will say, I've been avoiding even political satire lately, too. Haven't listened to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me in months.
GDwarf: Might be MM3
Conrii: Discount Adzam?
Lysander_Gustav: Every time she shoots
Drazoth: I really need more rum now....
plummeting_sloth: well, you have the moral victory now