PandasAndPancakes: @leonhart321 Except Viral, Leoron and forehead guy
thekeytoviktory: @silenceaux yes and also a sniveling ***
shurtal: Beej's hand was so till in that board cam shot, i thought the video feed had frozen on me again
EricTheOrange: @Gekyouryuu Technically true, but Childrens books are pretty black and white.
MC_GigglePants: Is gryffindor a pizza, taco, burrito, or sandwhich?
IndigoVitare: Xaphon the hotdogs that are tacos
Kthanid: that and complaining about Megatron.
xaphon: Corgies are Gryffindor
Wangor: Corgis belong in Buckingham Palace, of course.
silenceaux: thekeytoviktory Okay, because that to me screams Slytherin.
All_mankind: Starscream is a backstabbing, power hungry little dirtbag
xaphon: Sounds like Slytherin to me
thekeytoviktory: @silenceaux it is
RavingPenguin: Corgis belong in a 100ft robot playing golf
PencilStroke: backstabbing and powerhungry...sounds like dimir ^^
Middlegirl: My dog fancies himself a Gryffindor, but my cat is a straight-up Slytherin.
Hugh_Munculus: @Wangor So house Windsor?
TheGreyRabbit: Hosted by our own Picards
Kthanid: Starscream is pretty much Draco Malfoy.
Anubis169 raves xxxNETAL
ferretbadger84: !highligh enterprise
thekeytoviktory: @kthanid EXACTLY
Leonhart321: Neku=Ravenclaw, Shiki=Hufflepuff, Beat=Gryffindor and Joshua=Slytherin
IndigoVitare: sniped!
All_mankind: what a shooot
SuperSugarSloth: Just tuned in, any word on of Secret Hitler is the finale this year or is that a secret?
rzrdrgn: @Anubis169 Thank you, just upgraded! :)
ferretbadger84: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
thekeytoviktory: @silenceaux what about 100ft robot golf ?
Juliamon: SuperSugarSloth No SHitler
turtle_squared: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Crokinole (rating 99%) (overridden)
MC_GigglePants: @SajuukSjet Have you heard of 100Ft Robot Golf?
t3h_f1gm3nt: @SuperSugarSloth no SH. last game is CAH
somewhatclever_: Ian= Selesnya, Cori= Simic, Beej= Rakdos, Kathleen= Dimir
ferretbadger84: Advice: Be very aware of your finger
WabisabiEvan: Believe in the Ian that believes in you beej!
NimrodXIV: Adult?
thekeytoviktory: Oh I meant @sajuuksjet
ritchards: "To the bold go the spoils" needs to be !advice
TheGreyRabbit: You are now aware of your teeth
Soulsinger_Again: Heart of the Stones, Beej.
SajuukSjet: mc_gigglepants: no. no i hadn't. i have now. I _WILL_ be investigating :D
Jer_The_Fox: you are now aware of your uvula
aerobeing: Put your finger in the box. What's in the box? Pain.
SuperSugarSloth: CAH Is still pretty awesome, so I will not cry.
ferretbadger84: somewhatclever_ I think Ian is gruul
Kraest: You are now aware of your breathing
ferretbadger84: !advice
LRRbot: Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
Anubis169: nice release
goblinranger: perfect
Undertowst: Did you know your teeth are the only part of your Skeleton that you clean?
redpillbluepil: 13 degrees left
thekeytoviktory: @sajuuksjet would 100ft robot gold work for you ?
rocketmonkey45: FLAWLESS
malc: 10/10 executed as instructed
Pinary: Way to go, IAN
MsL3th4l: !advice good
Izandai: Jesus.
Anubis169: noice
Leonhart321: Ian taking full responsibility for Beej's poor release Kappa
PandasAndPancakes: You're Deku in Hero Academia: sacrifice your finger for a powerful shot!
Omthebox: That was a push lrrJUDGE
thekeytoviktory: Wreckt
Phothrism: it's played until 100 right?
t3h_f1gm3nt: whoooooa, their halfway there!...
manfred909: kstarkNice
AlonsoSwift: !badadvice
LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
amative1: 55-10 to team SNEK
RealWormbo: no 20 yet?
Efhan: Where did Ian's 1337 skillz go???
Zyme86: Snape was machevellian
justwhatever_idk: MERLIN WAS A SLYTHERIN
Wodar9: name ONE slytherin that was not evil
Gekyouryuu: Again, people, MERLIN was Slytherin!
Beefpants: Gotts have all your bad eggs in one basket, you know?
MC_GigglePants: Apparently Merlin was a Slytherin so there's that
somewhatclever_: @ferretbadger84 THe few times I've seen Ian play mtg he does big do nothing. Gruul is to aggro for what I've seen Ian do.
malc: Sisters of Murphy, the Irish cover band
RealGamerCow: Sisters of Murphy
Trippzen: Occasionally there are some people in Slitherin who have not turned evil yet.
Edgarware: Paul will award bonus points to gryffindor at the end for some reason
Efhan: That Black guy that betrayed Tom Riddle
EricTheOrange: well then MERLIN was evil.
Pinary: Sisters of Mirthy, an all-female improv group
MIKI_DK: yeah Zalazar never did any evil. Oh wait!
ferretbadger84: somewhatclever_ I mean in terms of personality, not in terms of gameplay
Lord_Hosk: There were more Slytherin fighting AGAINST Vuldemort and the death eaters than there were fighting for them. DIDNT YOU READ THE BOOKS?
thekeytoviktory: I'm a proud claw and look at Daphnee Greengrass she's ambitious,cold calculating and not that evil,
justwhatever_idk: lleywn
Saunabath: Sisterhood of Murphy
Jer_The_Fox: Slytherins: Good, occasionally. Honorable, ...?
ritchards: Sisters of Mithril, LOTR cover band
oyleslyck: according to lore, Merlin was a Slytherin. Would you consider him evil?
NiallF: Merlin was evil, but he lived his life backwards, so all the villiany he tried to do he was actually un-doing
somewhatclever_: @ferretbadger84 ya that's fair.
whiskytangofoxtrot: Except that those "hard-core sleeper agents" are also child-abusing assholes.
SoldieroFortune: Wales /= England
ecjones1975: All of England is embarassed, that's why they're the only ones that say British.
Itazu: Lord_Hosk most of the Death Eaters were slytherins though
Mossballhaym: Wales != England
All_mankind: wasn't one of Merlin's parents the Devil?
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:56:57.
thekeytoviktory: @itazu yeah but guys who are as bright as a dim bulb
Wodar9: I mean wouldn't you turn evil when Gryffindor just always wins with bullshit?
Izandai: For saving everyone from the resurgence of the most powerful dark wizard to ever live.
Lord_Hosk: Most but not all
WabisabiEvan: Depends on the version All_Mankind
Kraest: We're going to award a hundred points to Gryffindor because *** you I do what I want
Sekunder: wow!
Izandai: NOICE
splatty1: the double
Anubis169: so friggin' casually done too :D
adnansaves: Wooooow
macintose: tight plays
Efhan: kstarkNice
redpillbluepil: To be fair Sly had won 6 times in a row before Harry arrived
RagingTrees: im a nice slytherin
SajuukSjet: Cori's rage rattle.... ++
amative1: !highlight boom headshot
EricTheOrange: All Slythins are all so magic racists.
Undertowst: Ian is a BEAST!
All_mankind: what if Merlin was part of a plot to create English colonialism?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Countjondi: *Put up incredily smug face: "ACTUALLY, in the BOOKS Gryffindor LOST to slytherin."
Frankenfruity: Gloria Estefan is coughing somewhere
Izandai: Anger.
Kikazi: Cori is ANGRY
EddTheGoat: Ian always have the sickest shots at this game
control_rig: "My place now"
Countjondi: *in some if the years
Niallsb: In the whole series of Harry Potter, why was there not one teenager that said "Points are stupid. You're stupid! Who cares about winning the best house award! You're not my parents!"
somewhatclever_: Is Cori a Hampire?
FickleMuse: Tonks was also a Hufflepuff
silenceaux: Countjondi Hell of a footnote to be smug about
Zath_: So I've been watching this whole time, but I was distracted and I have to ask, did Beej replace someone or has he been here the whole time and I just didn't notice?
Omthebox: !advice
LRRbot: Go around the lasers, not into them.
All_mankind: that's not how they do in British schools i guess, Niallsb
thekeytoviktory: @zath_ here the whole tome
Viewers_Like_You: Beej is always there. Waiting.
Efhan: Beej was there the whole time
ferretbadger84: Zath_ You have been Beej the whole time
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Zath_ everyone is beej
togashinaruta: It's a good intro to how politics work
Phothrism: wooow
Anubis169: ok chat... other than me, who in here's ambidextrous?
Izandai: FAILURE
Edgarware: kathleen noooo
Mossballhaym: Eff
Sekunder: kathleen's deepest shame
amative1: lrrEFF
Kikazi: Kathleen! NNNNOOOO!!!!
WabisabiEvan: Maybe because the teenagers you saw won most of the time
Efhan: lrrEFF
Kikazi: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
mariomario42: F
oyleslyck: lrrGREED
control_rig: The flip!
Izandai: WUT
Edgarware: do a flip!
anticrepuscular: sick air!
MsL3th4l: @efhan beej doesnt sleep. he waits.
Gekyouryuu: Good Effort! Cool Technology!
ferretbadger84: Ever FOrward!
adnansaves: Nice!
Anubis169: Don't worry, you missed, but we can fix it in post-production
CantWearHats: "simple geometry!"
TheGreyRabbit: I have a feeling a lot of Ravenclaw didn't care about the points.
Thylian1: wow
All_mankind: i'm not ambidextrous but i sometimes think too hard and confuse my left and right
Edgarware: didnt ian shoot one straight into graham's chest one time?
amative1: yes
Efhan: kstarkNice
oyleslyck: I think Beej is putting too much oomph into his shots
RealGamerCow: lrrGREED
Kikazi: well, neat tricks on that puck anyway
manfred909: lrrGREED
dbhkyle: heart of the stones!
RagingTrees: This is crokinole
Efhan: Sly_chocobo Crokinole
Thylian1: wow nice 2 for 1
All_mankind: style points is all you can take with you to heaven
TheGreyRabbit: This is Canada, the Board Game
Izandai: @oyleslyck He's putting the right amount of oomph. He's just very bad at aiming.
Sly_chocobo: I didnt think it looked like "Hero Quest"
Himyul: lrrGREED
jivjov: @Sly_chocobo flick your discs as close to the center as you can; you have to try to hit your opponents discs
Soulsinger_Again: @edgarware More than once. Ian is notoriously bad at no sending his shot into the next county.
Wodar9: What does Pot of Greed do!?!
Anubis169: Ian "Casual Headshot" Horner
Undertowst: Yeah, Beej is great! But I don't think this game is exactly a good fit for him with his vision issues.
somewhatclever_: Are we doing multiple games of Crokinole or just the first team to 100?
Viewers_Like_You: It's called Chroquinoule, though spelled differently
RainMoth: uh? LoadingReadyRun Kathleen did you grab the puck in hte gutter?
Sly_chocobo: Oh ok, so its like.. curling/bowels
jivjov: @Sly_chocobo teams are across the table from each other
Kikazi: skipping the center hole has happened before
Efhan: Sly_chocobo Kinda
ArcOfTheConclave: 10=0
splatty1: 10 is basically 0
ferretbadger84: 10 = 0
MC_GigglePants: 10 is IN fact 0
amative1: Sly_chocobo differential scoring (so only the difference is logged at the end)
NiallF: 1 is not 0, but 10 is
CantWearHats: 10 points? that's almost 0 points!
creasehearst: 10 is 1 away from 0
Jer_The_Fox: 10 != 1
All_mankind: i think Beej said it works because the ranges are all marked out
Himyul: 1!= 0, 10 == 0
Kikazi: 1 is not zero... but 10 is!
Serifina: Is that anything like 5 = 7?
Efhan: 10 = 2
Omthebox: 1 is not 0. 10 is 0
RainMoth: I wanna make sure they see this, @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen did you grab a puck that went into the gutter your last turn?
Hugh_Munculus: 10=2
ferretbadger84: 10/10 = 0/10 so 1=0
Sly_chocobo: alrighmt.. its a pretty classy looking game, that board is.. really something
mariomario42: WHY
Izandai: FAILURE
oyleslyck: FailFish
IAmNotARobotNoReally: rip
RainMoth: I just want to make sure
Efhan: Hugh_Munculus #drifg
Kikazi: what about 1 = -1?
Wodar9: add quote!!!
Newbiespud: Please quote?
Phothrism: Quote time
MrWalla: loooooooooollllllllllll
IAmNotARobotNoReally: Ian you can't just say that
Jer_The_Fox: QUOTE
Izandai: FailFish
KartoffelKaiser: Ian you are WAY too white to be black Kappa
All_mankind: own goal! times two?
thekeytoviktory: So 10 is a Fieri?
Frankenfruity: Ian is siqualified
ferretbadger84: !highlight ian
underhill33: No Ian, no
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Phothrism: yep
TheGreyRabbit: Wait. Is Ian NOT black?
amative1: !highlight Ian thought he was black
Anubis169: !addquote (Ian) [now] For a moment I actually thought I was black.
LRRbot: New quote #4169: "For a moment I actually thought I was black." —Ian [2017-04-29]
Solemn_storm: bang And quote ian?
FriskyMantis: has hero quest already happened?
crazycommie87: :D
bv310: That quote is going to be a thing
amative1: ferretbadger84 try and be a little more descriptive please, don't just say "Ian"
ExachixKitsune: FriskyMantis : Yes
zed_alpha: Can we get that quote for Beej? "Bang Addquote Ian"
WNivek: I'm joining the stream late. Stream title still reads "Hero Quest"?
Himyul: premature flicking happens to all of us at one point or another, Kathleen
justwhatever_idk: Vague Bad Quotone Ian I think
FickleMuse: @FriskyMantis Yeah
ferretbadger84: Sorry, amative1, I can't really change it now though
FriskyMantis: lrrSLOTH thanks
justwhatever_idk: Quote** wow
RainMoth: oh okay well I thought I caught something but everything is fine
amative1: zed_alpha already done
RainMoth: well most everything is fine
IndigoVitare: almost killed Kathleen
Anubis169: YES
RainMoth sinks into the middle distance.
Kikazi: YET
amative1: ferretbadger84 yeah, i have to go in and adjust it
Lord_Hosk: owwww,... my ears
malc: ow my ears
northernlightning: OHHHH
Edgarware: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP headphone users
Thylian1: WOW COMBO
EikoandMog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Himyul: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Izandai: fightsolFightSolWin
Frankenfruity: Redemption!
samwonk: Jesus christ.
manfred909: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN
All_mankind: calling Kathleen for the first one to be hit by a puck
underhill33: Owwww
Ragephoenix: Ears. Ears. Ears.
Izandai: Wait, right, shit. Dammit.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Efhan: kstarkNice kstarkNice kstarkNice kstarkNice
AxalonK17: My ears
Mystaira: Oww, that hurt my ears and I'm NOT wearing headphones. DX
delta__vee: lrrSACK Kappa
Thylian1: Skillz
Izandai: Whatever.
bv310: My earballs!
Undertowst: Invalid! Ian didn't play on the black puck!
ExachixKitsune: wooooow
Omthebox: This is why you don't watch LRR with your volume up.
Solemn_storm: jesus pls don't peak the mics
Phothrism: Kathleen sure is dissing Ian today
redpillbluepil: Poor Ian
Undertowst: The black puck right in front of him/
Efhan: Undertowst He interacted with the black puck near the button
SuperSugarSloth: Has anyone done an "Ian Out of Context"?
minicrayfish: Yea as long as he interacted with a black puck
minicrayfish: It doesn't have to be the one nearest him
AlonsoSwift: @SuperSugarSloth No, but I've got a general 'out-of-context' file that includes some quotes from Ian.
WabisabiEvan: heavy breathing
Undertowst: Greased!
oyleslyck: I think that's a mistake for Kathleen to take that shot because that one was easier for Cori to hit if Beej blows his shot, no?
pyrelight: spackle!
Undertowst: Lubed!
MC_GigglePants: Moistened by sweaty palms
HoganLong: rub it all over with sandpaper!
amative1: Fairly certain Graham said he was contacting them for instructions
ceLaguna: Will we see some sweet sweet family-friendly CAH today? <3
TheGreyRabbit: Just coat it with honey once a week
t3h_f1gm3nt: human tears!
MsL3th4l: needs to be caressed with mink milk.
SajuukSjet: possibly mineral oil?
ferretbadger84: ceLaguna something like that
All_mankind: CAH is last on the docket
TStodden: CAH is for the finale.
Redbassist: !tabletopday
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
Middlegirl: CaH, yes. Family-friendly CaH, possibly not.
Kikazi: redo that math
amative1: NO
Viewers_Like_You: 30 = 10 * 3 = 0 * 3 = 0
amative1: 55-35, team SNEK still leading
silenceaux: They got there eventually
Efhan: Viewers_Like_You Nice math
rockario: Oooo, Spyfall!?
ferretbadger84: 35 = 55
Valdinzar24: i still marvel at how well made that board is
Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: Don't let it get humid or it'll warp a bit, don't clean with oil 'cause it's sealed with polyurethane. To take care of it you wax it but make sure to use 100% pure wax, no synthetic stuff or cleaning waxes.
ferretbadger84: Hold
ferretbadger84: lrrSIGNAL
SacrificialToast: they got it
Jer_The_Fox: We are Borj
Kikazi: You're fine
ferretbadger84: Exporience borj
EikoandMog: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Viewers_Like_You: lrrFINE
All_mankind: well, they'll go light on the offensive CARDS, but no promises for the rest of the language
ferretbadger84: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Ragephoenix: You're fine, the "redo that math" was in response to the first improper math.
vidStrickland: lrrFINE
ferretbadger84: Go left
Efhan: Stream delay
silenceaux: It was when Kathleen identified one of the 10 pointers as a 15, I believe.
ferretbadger84: !advice
LRRbot: Be less on fire
rocketmonkey45: TOS
silenceaux: But you guys found and corrected it first, so.
Gekyouryuu: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Ragephoenix: Go left fifteen seconds ago.
Mangledpixel: !highlight plant your seed
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Middlegirl: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
redpillbluepil: Cory quotes
adnansaves: Dayyyuum!
Phothrism: whaaaaa
Izandai: WELL THEN
ExachixKitsune: Practice safe board gaming. Don't impregnate your board. Use protection
Edgarware: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TheGreyRabbit: !findquote tears
LRRbot: Quote #3025: "The only salt I get is my own tears." —Adam [2016-07-22]
EikoandMog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Thylian1: lol
All_mankind: crokinole in one!
rocketmonkey45: WHAT
adnansaves: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
redhead1927 just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, redhead1927! (Today's storm count: 78)
Durugai: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rocketmonkey45: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
manfred909: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MIKI_DK: raddLewd
RainMoth: lrrHORN
Kthanid: Cori. ARE YOU A WIZARD?
Gekyouryuu: wow, the advice and badadvice are directly related and inverse of each other!
shanwolf01: GOAAAAAL Beear bear bear!
RainMoth: oh darn I don't have sub
northernlightning: man, of all the times for my internet to turn to garbage -_-
ferretbadger84: Cori confirmed wizard
RainMoth: bu yeah woot woot
SharkHero08: lrrJUDGE
EikoandMog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Durugai: mmm What you saaaay!
Edgarware: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Efhan: kstarkNice
Thylian1: not perfect but WOW
anticrepuscular: boom!
Wodar9: BEEJ THE GO!
Phothrism: so this is the game now?
Kikazi: What He Say!
Izandai: WELL THEN
Wodar9: GOD
rocketmonkey45: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CaptainEnder7: !highlight called shot
Jeezy56: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
WabisabiEvan: quick someone cue the imogen heap
RealWormbo: sub sound kinda loud
BaronVonPoppinOff: Pardon?
DarkNacht: lrrSACK
SacrificialToast: Who's the host on Nightmare 3?
Niallsb: I wonder what the call and response for Nightmare 3 is gonna be
Baldrash: Pizza Time!
Efhan: Come on, Beej
redmudclay: so close!
Efhan: Beej, plz Kappa
Middlegirl: I am so excited for Nightmare III.
ferretbadger84: And now the game truly begins
Efhan: Middlegirl Same
TStodden: Annie McBiteyface is the host for Nightmare III
segax: whats the name if this game please ?
RainMoth: j-j-JAM IT IN
ferretbadger84: Segax crokinole
Durugai: Gas: Jammed
Efhan: Crokinole
EikoandMog: I won't be here for Nightmare III :(
redhead1927: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
segax: thAnks !
PhoenixMelior: The gas was jammed
amative1: Anne de Chantraine
manfred909: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
claritycasey: Jam on the gas jam on the gasss
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I do better when I sing stupid songs.
LRRbot: New quote #4170: "I do better when I sing stupid songs." —Kathleen [2017-04-29]
Katten_Rastyr: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
enolan: lrrJUDGE
Himyul: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
ferretbadger84: lrrJUDGE
ExachixKitsune: Crokinole != Pool
Stevesson: just came in now, what have they played so far?
lumlite: lrrDOTS BudStar lrrARROW
silenceaux: I believe we ruled that you can interact in any order, because sometimes it will be impossible to tell which stone you hit first.
ferretbadger84: Stevesson HeroQuest and now crokinole
silenceaux: !! Cross stream combo???
enolan: Stevesson just HEro Quest and this
GlorySeer: He ain't throwin away his... shot.
Stevesson: oh man, I can't believe I missed HeroQuest
amative1: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
Soulsinger_Again: I have a bracelet that detects the presence of Duran Duran.
frnknstn: that crokinole board is a work of art
segax: a pokemeon version of this game would be sweet
EikoandMog: lrrHORN
Undertowst: BEEJ!!!
Phothrism: lrrHORN
ferretbadger84: lrrGOAT
Ragephoenix: Agreed @Segax
MrWalla: LOL
mariomario42: TableHere FlipThis
Taveena: !highlight The Crokinole
Izandai: Beej got way better this round all of a sudden.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
t3h_f1gm3nt: kstarkNope
Katten_Rastyr: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
malc: nope nope nope.
Wodar9: Is Beej a crokinole ringer?
MIKI_DK: raddNo
wench_tacular: so wrong
godpigeon: And thank you the tabletop band
TStodden: Segax, it's possible to have somebody make a Pokémon board... but it's probably going to be expensive.
EikoandMog: Hahahaha
elah806: TOPICAL
shanwolf01: lol
EikoandMog: Oh my god, Fyre Festival
Reecer6: Topical!
redpillbluepil: Next vlog trip needs to be group curling
significant_otter2: topical Joack
WabisabiEvan: We have higher standards of Crokinole living now
IndigoVitare: Only the most decadent Crokinole experience
Leels: Fyre Festival lol
silenceaux: The ballllllpit
Sly_chocobo: Ooh! Fire festival burrnn
Zeke229: the bourgeoisie were sent to the gulag and paid for it
SarunasZukauskas: Is crockonole only played in Canada?
GapFiller: so true
Soulsinger_Again: The most luxurious Crokinole.
xaphon: What game is after Crokinole?
zed_alpha: gah. I feel bad for the Bahamanians, though. Seriously bad for them. The locals are getting SERIOUSLY mistreated by these rich idiots and nobody's paying attention to that.
Lord_Hosk: it was a lack of planning that went wrong
zed_alpha: they didn't go to a deserted island.
DiamondTiki: I think a Fyre Festival crokinole board would just be the DashCon ball pit again
BonSequitur: "You can't take the nice crokinole board into a hot tub." "Let's just do it and be legends, man!"
Mangledpixel: and then you hunt the rich people, right?
Navi_Chem: yes
ExachixKitsune: some sort of lrr con?
segax: @tstodden yeah true we need to start a kickstarter for it
Navi_Chem: the most dangerous game
t3h_f1gm3nt: LRRCon2 confirmed?
ferretbadger84: Confirmed
GapFiller: glad I'm not the only one who's found the Fyre Fest thing so endlessly hilarious
justwhatever_idk: Defcon 5
BonSequitur: Lrrcon 2: Dashcon 3: Fyre Island Festival 2018
cuttlefishman: !highlight LRRCon 2 confirmed
Katten_Rastyr: cirLaugh
LRRbot: Highlight added.
zed_alpha: LRRcon 2, and EVERYONE goes to the Moonbase! Apropos of nothing, ten thousand people just show up at the Moonbase and piss in its ballpit!
Anubis169: Nice Kathleen
EikoandMog: Wouldn't it be CircleCon?
Efhan: LRRCon 2: This time on an island (Not Victoria)
WabisabiEvan: We have a separate ball pit for that
malc: LRRCon 2: Dashcon 3 in Japan
Trippzen: Just fill it with piss instead.
ferretbadger84: Fill this room with balls, fill this room with balls
Reecer6: DotDotDotCircleArrowCon
Anubis169: LOL
ani_laurel: those inflatable racecourses
Durugai: Cori has a Ballpit balls guy?
GlorySeer: Filling the room with balls? I've seen that stream highlight!
Undertowst: LRRCon 2: Defcon 3!
Alness49: Fill this room with balls!
Mangledpixel: Cori has a ball-pit-ball guy?
SharkHero08: 2 LRR 2 Con
EikoandMog: !highlight Ballzone
NSFMulhearn: Cori has a Ball Guy?
therm0s_: lol
Jer_The_Fox: fill a room with a bakers dozen of balls?
Famout: XKCD (of course) did a comic about filling a house with ballpits
enolan: Cori has a ball guy?
mfoxkemper3: I have a ball guy
person322: LUL
ritchards: Still got all those tennis balls
segax: would love to see them play Carcassonne !
TStodden: I don't think a Kickstarter is necessary (as it would likely get shutdown)... but finding a good woodsman is still a challenge.
rocketmonkey45: fyre festival was a bunch of "BROS" thinkng they could just put on a festival with no effort what so ever... just chuck more money at the problem till it hopeflly goes away
underhill33: shoot then talk beej
Reecer6: Ballzone adjacent to the Bone Zone?
Ragephoenix: We need Graham or Adam to see if they're excited about Great Balls of Fire.
TheGreyRabbit: Just slowly smuggle balls out of the burgerking play place over several months
Paranundrox: something something 6 pack of dicks
ferretbadger84: Ragephoenix I think Graham is
silenceaux: rocketmonkey45 They didn't have the money to throw at the problem
Soulsinger_Again: You're not allowed to have balls in the Friendzone...
Anubis169: rocketmonkey45: please don't assume stuff
EncanisMal3k: "The Ball Zone" is my favorite "^-Pack of Dicks" Album.
EncanisMal3k: *6-Pack of Dicks
xaphon: Where do I find the list/order of games being played?
RobotHitchhiker: the problem isn't the cost of the balls, but storing and transporting the volume of them
aesir_blade: You just know they're going to ask us to use the hashtag #WWEBalls
ferretbadger84: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
EikoandMog: Ian. Whoa
EikoandMog: Whoa.
mariomario42: billions of tiny sperm
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:14:45.
FITorion: My Storm Trooper came in a Giant human sized box filled with styrofoam peanuts. It was wonderful
xaphon: thanks ferret
ExachixKitsune: Xaphon: Either on the events page or by doing !tabletop day
underhill33: lrrFRUMP Ian
Suffix: Ian.
rocketmonkey45: @Anubis169 im going off a article i read by one of the organisers they hired
zed_alpha: Would you prefer adult urine?
zed_alpha: THat's the only other choice, there, Kathleen.
RansomTime: the ball zone is my favourite d&d podcast
zed_alpha: Maybe animal urine
Anubis169: the term "bros" is very vague and damaging
EikoandMog: Solidified urine and small amounts of poop.
TheMoatman: I'll brb, my new graphics card arrived and I need to install it
zed_alpha: Anyone got any sheep piss to soak the balls in?
Undertowst: Congealed Urine?
WabisabiEvan: tell us more beej
mariomario42: nobody beats The Wiz!
northernlightning: inside?
RainMoth: This is our Ball it. Notice there's no P in it. We'd like it to stay that way.
Anubis169: wah! lrrSPOOP
ferretbadger84: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
silenceaux: Sorry, are we talking about catheters now?
GapFiller: Anubis169 ?
EikoandMog: lrrSPOOP
Rhynerd: Hi folks.
VmKid: I heard about this on WTFIWWY
rocketmonkey45: @anubis my apoloiges for that then, i didnt realise, im sorry
VmKid: It doesn't work very well
NiallF: are beej's pants part of his body? I don't want to find out
Middlegirl: I once worked at a mini golf place and had to clean the balls in their ball pit - it wasn't even a big ball pit, but it took forever.
shadow_x_gaming69: WutFace
underhill33: That seems...complex
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crazycommie87: So... a Whizinator?
Lord_Hosk: the only purpose it has is to cause people to break the law
FITorion: the box filled with foam peanuts was great as you could lay in it or just under the surface and still breath
overlordstowell: I had someone try to return one!
J4Y_4NDY: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Crokinole (rating 99%) (overridden)
J4Y_4NDY: !game good
therm0s_: Ian plz
KartoffelKaiser: !lewd
ferretbadger84: !game good
w1nsol: Ian...please
Thylian1: Ian plz
Anubis169: Cori broken
Izandai: That sounds like it could potentially be useful for trans men.
ferretbadger84: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
ChaoticObserver: wow
ExhaustedElox: We're advertiser friendly!
VmKid: I'll stick to a glass thanks
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Zyme86: When I did my last nursing school drug test, the woman literally had to watch me wip it out and pee in
Katten_Rastyr: !adulkt'
some_call_me_tim: so lewd. loving it
EikoandMog: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
ExachixKitsune: TOS
Undertowst: Whipped cream?
Katten_Rastyr: !adult
GreyFox0012: cirLewd
zed_alpha: !highlight Beej Laps Up The Whole Thing
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Middlegirl: I need a more different adult!
KartoffelKaiser: pls no. pls
Itazu: Izandai there are better ones for trans men though
drfox17: are we experienceing beej?
All_mankind: i need some kind of ultra-adult
RealGamerCow: One especially dumb player tried to fake it with a wrong-colored penis.
justwhatever_idk: Kathleen asking where to aim after the peeing conversation is a solid transition
Zakk_Z: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
goblinranger: John Oliver highlighted the look on one of those guy's faces as he did his job.
cheetoJack: !stream lewd
Zakk_Z: shot
goblinranger: The look of what the hell have I done with my life
Izandai: @Itazu I know nothing about trans people's options for accessories to help them pass, save that binders are a thing.
RansomTime: large needs real adults
RansomTime: lrr*
Lord_Hosk: The Parachute rigger unit in (location) had to do the same thing as what beej describes because drug use was so rampant.
RainMoth: death blossom death blossom death blossom do it do it do it
RainMoth: please, for your home moth
ferretbadger84: !advice
LRRbot: Don't challenge the chat.
ferretbadger84: Get in the party hole
going_medium: Weirds people out when it's a woman taking the drug test.
PhoenixMelior: Hit the hole!
EikoandMog: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
ravensshade: what happened to the krokinole piece? "it's in the hole"
RansomTime: on second thoughts that didn't make sense anyway
Hugh_Munculus: Are we at Nightmare already? Kappa
Anubis169: Lord_Hosk: parachutists have a drug problem?
VmKid: Wake me up inside
ChaoticObserver: THE WHIFF
mariomario42: hahaha
Arclight_Dynamo: This is SUCH a good pub game.
ferretbadger84: lrrEFF
Domidwarcer: this is the best quartet
ExhaustedElox: Beej playing the mind games
RavingPenguin: This has been the Feed Dump Band trying to sing top hits
anticrepuscular: Anubis169: Parachute riggers, slightly more concerning...
RainMoth: give it THE MOST ENGLISH!
bri102k: 10/10 commentary
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ferretbadger84: !highlight for sale
silenceaux: Arclight_Dynamo As long as nobody spills drinks on the board.
SuperSugarSloth: CrokenLol
Rhynerd: !findquote canada
LRRbot: Quote #2249: "Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that." —Adam [2016-04-02]
LRRbot: Highlight added.
zed_alpha: Can we buy Graham as well?
hiveysquid: c'mon kathleen, there isn't going to be colleges in 20 years
VmKid: Maybe selling to Amazon might be easier?
EricTheOrange: Um.... phrasing kathleen?
RansomTime: I joined half way through this game. I have no idea what the rules are and I cent really care
ravensshade: penelope is already in college? child genius!
Arclight_Dynamo: silenceaux : That's why pubs have shitty boards. :P
Akaiatana: @Anubis169 they come down off that high very slowly
Itazu: Izandai i'm trans masculine
amative1: 70-55, team BIRB
All_mankind: was it Cori's family who traditionally play this for 105 points for some reason?
silenceaux: Arclight_Dynamo But then the game's not as fun if the board's all sticky...
Matornen: Reminds me of greatest Feed Dump Segment - LOL Canada.
aesir_blade: Father, into your hands I command my spirit...
Hugh_Munculus: Next time on "Canadians in chairs getting coffee"...
Anubis169: Itazu's a dude
mariomario42: oh.
ravensshade: so how many fights till no more krokinole?
ferretbadger84: Matornen they need to do that segment again
underhill33: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
EikoandMog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Anubis169: !highnight Right off the bat...
Itazu: i'm agender, Anubis169
Hugh_Munculus: kstarkNice
RansomTime: mornington cresent next?
Domidwarcer: *Polite golf clap*
NSFMulhearn: Retire Champion!
ExhaustedElox: Crokinole will continue until morale improves
RagingTrees golf claps
Astra7525: THe Crokinoling will continue until morale improves
Lord_Hosk: The army as a whole has a drug problem, throw a million 18-25 year old single people into extreamly high stress situations, then give them all $30,000+ a year with free houseing, free insurance, and free food, you get a lot of dumb Ideas
VmKid: Itazu: Pronouns, if you don't mind me asking?
Itazu: VmKid they/them
All_mankind: a perfect game of Crokinole where everyone hits the button and no one gets any points, imagine how dull that would be
Wodar9: I feel like "pro" Crokinole is just everyone getting it into the hole
ExhaustedElox: Beej, you are teh WORST
Lord_Hosk: but Parachute riggers get drug tested monthly
VmKid: SeemsGood
Anubis169: Itazu: you're an itazu
Anubis169: :P
Itazu: VmKid thanks :D
Lord_Hosk: The rest of the military its "random"
jivjov: @Wodar9 That's like "pro-living"
RansomTime: cori no
ExhaustedElox: Wait, IAN is the worst
Itazu: Anubis169 indeed :D
ExhaustedElox: Kathleen with the sexy leans
Arclight_Dynamo: Lord_Hosk : Plus, at least in the past, you also give them uppers and tell them to use them.
Izandai: @Itazu Coolio. I wish you well in your quest to be treated as you desire. SeemsGood
All_mankind: free housing? now i almost regret being thrown out of the service in 3 hours
Anubis169 balances a scale on Itazu's head and runs away
RealWormbo: I like believing that someone outside is listening to their talk through that open window
Paranundrox: @itazu I will keep that in mind :)
RealGamerCow: Is Kathleen following the one buttock rule?
FlameReetardantPanda: Kathleen's got the full body experience going on. gotta get every angle
Anubis169: Lord_Hosk: parachute riggers having a test sounds like a fantastic idea
TheGreyRabbit: When asked to describe LRR to a friend, my description was, "A Canadian comedy troupe of gamers, steeped in obscure memes."
Itazu: chat, y'all are awesome :D
ExhaustedElox: Some real pro level Crokinole on display here folks
Domidwarcer: @TheGreyRabbit that is perfect
RansomTime: @itazu no you're awesome
rocketmonkey45: LRR chat = best chat
Itazu: Izandai, Paranundrox thank you :D
All_mankind: that was an impressive whiff
TStodden: Maybe next winter we can see Curlinole (Curling + Crokinole)...
toenolla: Kathleen DeVere, Crokinole Acrobat
NullCracker: <message deleted>go here😈
rocketmonkey45: thanks mods
Mangledpixel: !highlight lynchpin
LRRbot: Highlight added.
All_mankind: i'd watch curling with crokinole rules
ferretbadger84: lrrEFF ing lynchpin
Conyst: I just explain them as the ones who do desert bus.
VmKid: If there's such a thing as "Pro Living" then I'm barely even "Amateur Living"