Contiguouskittycat: I mean, true RNG is actually kind of difficult to pull off with computers.
Splash4Mirrodin: Zombie Nation?
Wodar9: Does this mean if paul is ever winning it is cheating Kappa
Contiguouskittycat: It's possible the seed isn't that great.
TXC2: 6^5 is 7776 for any one who cares
Kraest: Strategery!
dracoplasm: I wonder what PRNG it's using.
angryoptimist: Bonborri, IIRC.
cddento: Bonbori
Thylian1: how does the dice thing one screen work?
angryoptimist: The one R looks more right.
Thylian1: *on
splatty1: @dracoplasm I think he said it was just the basic one from java
neuroflare: damnit, now I have to rewatch ranma...
orionsrise1: golden gourd hammers
Splash4Mirrodin: !setmonologue=1
DaxStrife: The enemy is monolouging; you gain Advantage until your next turn.
NoNane09: @splatty1 Java and not Javascript?
Navi_Chem: Thylian1 Paul built it to work with xsplit
Thylian1: its sweet
cddento: Also Cameron I am pleased that you know Ranma that is a deep cut
t3h_f1gm3nt: UMMMMM
cheetoJack: lrrHERE
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrSCOOP
PencilStroke: oh oh
Phothrism: :D chaaaos
Splash4Mirrodin: HUH
Theycallmejokke: Whelp! :D
NiallF: This. Is a firestorm.
Caerlocc: oh no
TXC2: !card firestorm
LRRbot: Firestorm [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast Firestorm, discard X cards. / Firestorm deals X damage to each of X target creatures and/or players.
malsareus: AOE magic is best magic
DigitalSeahorse: o.o
PandasAndPancakes: uh oh
northernlightning: elf waygo is going to live up to his name?
LathosTiran: Thylian1 some type of web server rolls and serves the images to xsplit
Edgarware: RIP
adnansaves: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
Finalsora811: Uh-oh.
DoktorLoy: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
ThinksTooMuch: Wizard is safe!
Wodar9: This is a FIRESTORM
lifecharacter: Only Zapsworth shall remain.
Abavus: Fire!? pokketSCARED
t3h_f1gm3nt: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed they're going to need one to scoop up their ashes
ExachixKitsune: Does it create a room filled with fire? or does it convert a currently existing room and fill it with fire?
Kraest: hax
RockPusher: Fire wizard uses fire... seems OP
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Rhynerd: A match is struck, a blazing star is born!
CrazyFishPerson: Elf and Zapworth die?
Mittop just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mittop! (Today's storm count: 56)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: exactly t3h_f1gm3nt :P
ani_laurel: What does AOE stand for?
ExachixKitsune: Because if it's making a new room, there's no space on the maps
DigitalSeahorse snuggles EldraxiOutlaw
splatty1: @NoNane09 I don't remember, it was said in passing during one of the heroquest streams iirc
Grescheks: ani_laurel area of effect
Knightlyvalor: ani_laurel area of effect
Mijnheer: A room full of mummies and books, let's use AoE fire magic! Kappa
ani_laurel: thx
Danovan235: OpieOP
orionsrise1: area of effect
Caerlocc: PogChamp
Abavus: I wonder why they worded it to 5+ when they could've used white shields pokketP
VickyKillz: Is there a schedule for the games they are playing anywhere?
Lazy_Insomniac: @ani_laurel Area Of Effect
ArghyV: Evasion!
orionsrise1: dammit I'm too slow
arcaneIllumination: Injury and despondance set the stage for heroism...or cowardice.
Splash4Mirrodin: lrrSACK
WabisabiEvan: I think this is why the fire mage doesn't have much furniture that isn't a pile of ashes.
IgnisDeus: cam is playing wizard correctly
RockPusher: do the bookcases roll against fire?
Rhynerd: Ringed ears, blurred vision... the end approaches...
TXC2: VickyKillz look on the events page
Zyme86: are you my mummy?
Jer_The_Fox: I don't understand the need to use a 5 or 6 on the movement dice when that's literally the same chances of player defense on the combat dice anyway...
Roscoe_DarkHorse: secret wizard technique, hiding outsde
LoadingReadyRun: @vickykillz there should be, one sec
Izandai: Well that... Wasn't terrible.
WabisabiEvan: Cook off that stink
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
arcaneIllumination: wrong context, but works "Great is the weapon, that cuts on its own!"
Theycallmejokke: That actually seems a pretty good trade
Famout: Cam, I love you
Splash4Mirrodin: lol
IlushiAwesome: Zapsworth confirmed as cannibal?
arcaneIllumination: Their formation is broken! Maintain the offensive!
Macheya: You don't Radiant Flames when you're winning!
Splash4Mirrodin: Hero flambe
CrazyFishPerson: Bathed in fire
PencilStroke: you canĀ“t shoot the evil wizzard...his underwear is fire proof!
EricTheOrange: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 56 (new subscribers: 8, returning subscribers: 47, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1300, new followers: 16
EricTheOrange: 56 is nowhere near 200.
LoadingReadyRun: Thanks @the_ocean_who_subbed ! There you go, @vickykillz
GorillaDetector: !card worldfire
LRRbot: Worldfire [6RRR] | Sorcery | Exile all permanents. Exile all cards from all hands and graveyards. Each player's life total becomes 1.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: LoadingReadyRun no problem :)
Rhynerd: Anger is power, unleash it!
Splash4Mirrodin: !card Decree of Annaliation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TXC2: EricTheOrange hay we're getting there
Tregelen: i think its thematic for stop drop and roll
ArghyV: Classic eighties rp-ish game design.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: we're still on teh first game, we have a long time to get to 200
SoundGuy0dB: Interested to see Red Dragon Inn
MC_GigglePants: Probably to differentiate it from a defence roll which can be more than 2 dice
Lazy_Insomniac: are the two shields next to each other on the white dice?
Abavus: I guess it must be they don't want to use white shileds for the bad guys at all.
arcaneIllumination: A moment of valor shines brightest against the backdrop of despair.
Lord_Hosk: what happens at 200 subs?
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:52.
jamesk902: Maybe its to make it clear that your defense-boosting equipment doesn't apply to the spell?
Splash4Mirrodin: !card Decree of Annihilation
LRRbot: Decree of Annihilation [8RR] | Sorcery | Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands. / Cycling {5}{R}{R} / When you cycle Decree of Annihilation, destroy all lands.
TXC2: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 56 (new subscribers: 8, returning subscribers: 47, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1300, new followers: 16
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! How goes? And who is LoadingReadyRun today?
Knightlyvalor: Someone earlier said: you can't defend against magic, just move out of the way.
oyleslyck: Womp womp
Krispee19191: ecksdee
Theycallmejokke: What!
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde welcome
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Hey Sarah_Serinde!
MadWaltz: I think it's just because the magic works the same for everyone. The skulls dice get rolled based on attack/defense powers of the character
amative1: Also the current system allows for 4-5-6 and 6 only options
PencilStroke: \o/
Abavus: Not confusing with defence dice is a good point as well
Splash4Mirrodin: @Sarah_Serinde Hey!
LoadingReadyRun: @Lord_Hosk We thank you all very much :P
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Zyme86: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: Nice
ArghyV: Hooray!
cheetoJack: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MaybeTara: lrrGOAT
Skrarun: GG bois
Izandai: yaaaaay
Abavus: Got em! pokketA
Theycallmejokke: !victory
LRRbot: lrrGOAT 2 victories for HeroQuest on AFK
northernlightning: wooooo!
UzanisArmy just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, UzanisArmy! (Today's storm count: 57)
arcaneIllumination: Their cursed champion falls!
NoNane09: !victory
Rhynerd: Rolled the same thing!
MaybeTara: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mossballhaym: Goat there!
DigitalSeahorse: \o/
Splash4Mirrodin: lrrHORN
hippitybobbity: hurraaaaahh
GorillaDetector: lrrGOAT
PencilStroke: gandsNatTwenty gandsNatTwenty gandsNatTwenty
Lord_Hosk subs 150 times
lifecharacter: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
DaxStrife: You killed the Frizard!
SoundGuy0dB: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MaybeTara: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Edgarware: lrrGOAT
Splash4Mirrodin: lrrGOAT
NiallF: Is there a corpse? Or did he just vanish again?
arcaneIllumination: Monster's size has no intrinsic merit... Unless, inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
going_medium: It's a dex check to avoid the area of effect....
Applesauz: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
adnansaves: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
azninja888: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
coriolis_: And there was much rejoicing!!!
mariomario42: 2000 roaring orcs?
hippitybobbity: oof
Splash4Mirrodin: um
dbhkyle: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
Feltic: lrrDOTS lrrGOAT lrrARROW
Izandai: WTF
Edgarware: too many ork
Laserbeaks_Fury: Orcsplosion
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrHORN
Caerlocc: NotLikeThis
Splash4Mirrodin: SIR?!
frnknstn: cheer64 Victory! cheer64
SoundGuy0dB: summon orcs wow
ArghyV: "You're crushed under half a dozen orcs."
Alness49: Summon Orcs, aka WAAAAAAAGH!
coriolis_: Seems balanced :/
northernlightning: it would, however, have been hilarious
loki_lxix: hubris
Rhynerd: Did he forsee his own demise? I care not, so long as he remains dead.
malsareus: why isn`t Cam a chaos wizard/ they seem superior
Applesauz: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:32.
Splash4Mirrodin: Orc jerky
SoundGuy0dB: summon "Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kraest: Load the orcs into a cannon
MC_GigglePants: 3872 Orcs
Rhynerd: @malsareus Cam would have to become a bad guy for that.
Writer_Raven: "How many orcs?" "Yes."
ExactlyOneEgg: @Rhynerd Plot twist
malsareus: @Rhynerd and that is a problem?
TXC2: search for treasure, get balur Kappa
DaxStrife: The real treasure was Friendship... and gold.
MC_GigglePants: "Every non-occupied square in the dungeon is now an orc."
siver110: cheer55 empty the dungoen to worldfire cheer55
goblinranger: I'm just picturing these orcs on standby in a summoning circle wondering why they aren't getting the call
cddento: Boss rooms tend to have special treasures
Kraest: @rhynerd I mean, canonically, Zapsworth already hates everyone, so...
t3h_f1gm3nt: GDI
Rhynerd: @malsareus yes, Zapsworth is their best source of damage.
Famout: "Wandering fuck" Is this a Bar?
orionsrise1: a special fimir
loki_lxix: OH YEAH
coriolis_: DaxStrife : (but mostly, gold) :D
Alness49: "Hey boss, there's some ad... oh no..."
MadWaltz: I like how there apparently was a secret monster in the room that got hit by a firestorm
SoundGuy0dB: or theres a Finir s
TXC2: Like Homer out of a hedge
RockPusher: Monster comes running to bail out their boss, sheepishly realises they are too late
underhill33: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 57 (new subscribers: 9, returning subscribers: 47, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1538, new followers: 17
DaxStrife: Man, kudos to the crew, I'm not the only one that's seen "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels." :-D
malsareus: @Rhynerd It could be an alliance of convenience, chaosCam wanting to eliminate a rival
SoundGuy0dB: Or theres a Fimir-shaped hole in the bookcase :P
ExachixKitsune: there is nothing worse than your wizard casting faerie fire and suddently all the walls light up
dracoplasm: Whenever there's a two why do they keep making a rude sign at the camera.
Splash4Mirrodin: Fimir casts Damnation
dbhkyle: he came here to have Famir fun, and he's feeling so attacked right now
TXC2: DaxStrife quite a few people have seen it :P
Shadeling1 subscribed for 4 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Shadeling1! (Today's storm count: 58)
DigitalSeahorse: do monsters ever become allies in this?
orionsrise1: swing and a miss
Rhynerd: @malsareus True, but this version of Heroquest seems to be very set of "if it's chaos, you have to kill it."
Abavus: A dedicated stealh-er
WabisabiEvan: An ablative bookshelf?
loki_lxix: i cast fairie fire once and was blinded by an angel disguised as a old woman
TXC2: "I can explain this..for money""
orionsrise1: hiding in the alternative. HOLY FIMIR!
malsareus: @Rhynerd houserules? they could even give the wizard more gear
t3h_f1gm3nt: Zapsworth is unstoppable!
Frankenfruity: HURRAY!
lifecharacter: The Stick!
amative1: lrrHORN
shanwolf01: GIVE HIM THE STICK.
crazycommie87: Ooooohhhh
Puhnkss: @dracoplasm Canadians much more rude than stereotypes suggest. Kappa
Splash4Mirrodin: lrrGOAT
arcaneIllumination: As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms.
LathosTiran: when i DnD'd theifs I'd always pay extra to get high-level waterproofing spells on my vests. "whats that? you cast detect magic to see if i took your thing? I'm always magic."
orionsrise1: alter God damn
ExactlyOneEgg: STICK IT TO HIM
adnansaves: lrrHORN lrrSACK
ExhaustedElox: lol Zapsworth doing the clean up again
RockPusher: That is a good stick
Mossballhaym: #OneShotStick
Frankenfruity: Stick OP plz nerf!
Rhynerd: Another one falls!
Undertowst: Zapworth the Godslayer!
crazycommie87: Wizard: The new melee archetype
Onehalfcupflour: HIT HIM! HIT HIM WITH A STICK!
SoundGuy0dB: +2 stick vs Fimir
zombub: Right in the miscellaneous
TXC2: Stick: the mightiest of weapons!
Puhnkss: Don't get stuck, get stick!
orionsrise1: Rock fall trap
Undertowst: Paul, someone earlier said you forgot a door in a hallway.
dalefriesen: Does the dice-rolling app handle other kinds of dice, or just d6s?
orionsrise1: SEARCH FOR TRAPS!!
Izzac13: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:06.
darkalter2000: Search for traps.
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah its the switching that's doing it
EricTheOrange: LRRs apple bias amirite
Zyme86: SUUUUUURE blame chat
angryoptimist: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Lord_Hosk: Uhhh huh
Macheya: Sorry, not sorry?
darkalter2000: Stab search for traps!
t3h_f1gm3nt: #BlameChat
Finalsora811: For existing?
amative1: Always Blame Chat
SajuukSjet: muahahahAHAHAHAHAHahhahahahaha
Splash4Mirrodin: Chat IS AMAZING tbh
TXC2: #blameJames?
Abavus: I'm sorry pokketFEELS
All_mankind: it's always chat's fault anyway
dread_pirate_westley: I regret nothing!
Mtgjclem: I'm sorry
SajuukSjet: is the correct response
Theycallmejokke: Seems fair :D
Lord_Hosk: How quickly they turn on us
Kraest: !Chat
Compleatly: keep exploring the dungeon. You know you want to.
DigitalSeahorse: no I didn't Kappa
Theycallmejokke: Sorry, not sorry
Compleatly: Lord_Hosk: to be fair the chat deserves it.
malsareus: damn, those medling kids figured out my evil scheme!
NomenNeminis: Just got here from work; how long has this game been going for?
orionsrise1: TRAPSSSSSS!
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:48:28.
RockPusher: time to re-engineer app with background service that maintains the server connection
Lord_Hosk bans completatly completely
Juliamon: That long, NomenNeminis
Onehalfcupflour: I'll try to be less interesting. Let's talk about stamp collecting.
Zyme86: You must gather the party before venturing fourth
Arichamus: Don't search for traps! Never search for them, make THEM come to YOU
barbarianras: NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splash4Mirrodin: Always divide the party by 0!
Compleatly: Lord_Hosk: to be fair I probably deserve it.
malsareus: @Lord_Hosk you misspelled his truename, your spell miscasts as a result
NomenNeminis: Thanks, Juliamon! Didn't know the order of games today
coriolis_: Is there a schedule somewhere?
Danovan235: Graham isn't a trap. Good to know.
RockPusher: Zapsworth has a powerful union
orionsrise1: Beej isn't playing this time
Mijnheer: @RockPusher That, or use something like a REST API so you don't need to keep an open connection
MC_GigglePants: There is probably a fimir under that table
Orgmastron: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
SajuukSjet: Zapsworth's Union sponsors Wizards Chat
Newbiespud: "There's a tablebottom..." "What?" "Yeah, just the bottom of a table. No tabletop."
Puhnkss: You don't see any traps but notice a lovely wafting pie on a window sill...
TXC2 goes to make political joke about spitting the party, is talking by himself from the future
TXC2: *talked
arcaneIllumination: Oh, Houses and Humans?
dread_pirate_westley: Villain Quest?
FlameReetardantPanda: it would be called Offices and Bosses
Splash4Mirrodin: lol
Kraest: Does room cam look slightly green to anyone else?
Splash4Mirrodin: Meta
Feltic: Humans and Households
coriolis_: Orgmastron Thanks!
rockhoppr: Hello from the Magic tavern reference?
SoundGuy0dB: Orcquest where Orcs battle the heroes
justwhatever_idk: I roll to arrive to work on time
FlameReetardantPanda: as far as Hello from the Magic Tavern is concerned
Writer_Raven: Cubicles & Conference Calls
orionsrise1: orcs fall into space balls joke loop
rockhoppr: Offices and Bosses
SpacePotato01: in the next room you find... a streaming office! Where a bunch of humans are playing hero quest. Where they just discovered a streaming office!
BlueMechanic: "I roll to fax the Cincinatti office"
amative1: Kraest: the room is lit with fluorescent lights, so possibly.
Sarah_Serinde: Yes hi I would like to see LRR play more Tactical Roll :P
WabisabiEvan: Chunk and Zapsworth should find the mess hall. Then Chunk should make them coffee.
aspiring_jester: little bit late on this, but am I the only one upset that Ian's name isn't spelt Elf Juego?
TStodden: Could be Humans & Households...
Questhere: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:59.
couldntpickausername: @Sarah_Serinde but that game takes like 3 hours Kappa
chaosof99: !Highlight what am I going to play, solitaire?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Onehalfcupflour: @BlueMechanic 1. You fail to resist the urge to photocopy your butt.
dbhkyle: 2 meta
Sarah_Serinde: couldntpickausername They literally have all day ;)
t3h_f1gm3nt: @aspiring_jester its close enough to the joke
going_medium: Watercooler fail.
NomenNeminis: @aspiring_jester I think it's to obfuscate the joke slightly?
TXC2: ahh *** got real :P
Contiguouskittycat: I use my special ability: Merger! All players must combine resources.
Nana89012: I've played a DnD version of that in the Wilderness. We called it Computers and Cubicles
justwhatever_idk: I cast Free Doughnuts in the Conference ROom
Puhnkss: @sarah_serinde tactical roll? A bread bun in the shape of holster? Kappa
Rhynerd: Executed with impunity!
Puhnkss: A*
MC_GigglePants: "Elgash, it's noon and you're on lunch break. What do you do?" "I talk to Tim at the water cooler."
Undertowst: And wandering paperwork?
TheRoscoThatDucked: Yay! i'm so glad that I came back to see Hero Quest!
WabisabiEvan: Are the enemies TPS reports?
Eclipseon: Don't Wake Daddy, but it's the corporate world and you're trying to avoid management.
Nana89012: We were trying to get a promotion
ExactlyOneEgg: I thought I might make it through to the end of this game before having to go to bed, but it's 4:55am and I have to go out at 7:30. So... poop. Have fun, guys!
RockPusher: IT Support quest with wandering users lrrSLOTH
rockhoppr: Uhh, like Zargon is a Sorcerer not a Wizard. Come on
CaptainEnder7: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 58 (new subscribers: 9, returning subscribers: 48, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1538, new followers: 17
NomenNeminis: Yikes, have some good sleep, I hope, ExactlyOneEgg
TXC2: you try to get to the fax machine without anyone seeing, 'cause thats what your life has devolved to Kappa
Rhynerd: @wabisabievan those would probaby be the orcs equivalents
malsareus: @ExactlyOneEgg good almost morning
Undertowst: Morks!
Jer_The_Fox: Orcatories?
going_medium: You successfully pretend to work. No one notices you are watching Twitch at work.
SoundGuy0dB: Avoid the wandering boss, who deals damage in stress/paperwork
Knightlyvalor: Bye ExactlyOneEgg! Sleep twice as intense!
TXC2: so lone ExactlyOneEgg sleep well
aspiring_jester: @NomenNeminis subtlety is overrated
malsareus: orrukss?
Mijnheer: @RockPusher I roll to check the hallway for secret networked printers Kappa
ExactlyOneEgg: Thanks folks, bye :D
Splash4Mirrodin: 'You find Beej' 'Wait....what?'
Writer_Raven: "Roll Deception to search the internet for cat gifs."
RainMoth: I put into advisement that Stab Manthrust invest in ripping two doors off their hinges and using them as dual greatshields. Dark Souls 3 has recently proved that that is a viable strategy.
going_medium: +1 amusement -1 productivity
TheRoscoThatDucked: Is there a list of games for today?
DigitalSeahorse: when will break be?
Rhynerd: Well struck!
TXC2: Writer_Raven is that not an investigation check?
Contiguouskittycat: Actually a game where you play as internal affairs agents investigating a corporation might be cool.
Writer_Raven: @TXC2 Deception to mask it as doing actual work.
t3h_f1gm3nt: poor chunk
AerialPosterior: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:16.
CrazyFishPerson: What is the eraser on the board symbolising?
WabisabiEvan: Did anyone check the room chunk is in for traps?
Lazy_Insomniac: Kachunk needs pizza, bandages, and a CRUNK
TheRoscoThatDucked: What is going on with the eraser>
TXC2: Writer_Raven yeah I get that, but the search it's self right? :P
Reecer6: That would be pretty cool as a two or four-person asymmetrical game.
coriolis_: CrazyFishPerson : It's a trap!
Writer_Raven: Depends if you have proficiency in internet or not.
Splash4Mirrodin: LOL
ravensshade: wait so they are technically done with the mission right?
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat I see that working like secret Hitler
Undertowst: And the only one that can disarm traps is going home.
wench_tacular: harsh
Kikazi: yeah, that's SOME BS there
Zyme86: Paul is the real monster
Splash4Mirrodin: Stab suddenly gets Trap-PTSD
justwhatever_idk: The Monster was Paul
WabisabiEvan: It's not paranoia if an evil sorcerer is really trying to kill you
Feltic: !highlight Paul the Monster
RockPusher: Stab learned to search for traps the hard way
Finalsora811: Paul. The monster. Paul. Paul? Paul.
justwhatever_idk: The Walrus was Paul
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Theycallmejokke: Paul, confirmed monster... by Ian
going_medium: A door able
Knightlyvalor: ravensshade yep. Just return alive.
Contiguouskittycat: @TXC2 Yeah, one player is actually the culprit and everyone else has to find him.
arcaneIllumination: Executed with impunity!
adnansaves: Bodied!!
Splash4Mirrodin: Nailed to the wall
RainMoth: the orc is splattered against five walls.
Niallsb: I don't see why Graham is salty. If he had just searched for traps INSIDE the pit trap everything would have been fine. Everyone knows you search for traps inside of other traps.
whiskytangofoxtrot: The conspiracy theorists will have a field day with that arrow.
macintose: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:56:17.
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat thatm or you make it like the departed and theres double agents on both sides :P
Roscoe_DarkHorse: !updog
crazycommie87: Dwarf is motoring!
Finalsora811: Walking Simulator.
Beefpants: Nice 'David the Gnome' Cosplay Alex!
amative1: Congrats, Graham! You found the super special room!
t3h_f1gm3nt: counter "to be fair" point alex: is there even that many multiplayer horror games to begin with ?
ThinksTooMuch: Two chaos warriors?
Lord_Hosk: The Netflix Bill Nye show did a advertisement spot on Imgur and the comment section is SAVAGE with how disappointed they are in it.
malsareus: a balista?
Reecer6: Most of the multiplayer horror games are exceedingly not scary.
Undertowst: Full of Poison Spears!
Izandai: Whirlwind attack!
Frankenfruity: THE BLENDER!!!
Reecer6: They're just multiplayer action games with the theme of horror.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Lord_Hosk oh right i forgot that show was a thing. is it that bad?
couldntpickausername: @Lord_Hosk really? I've been enjoying it
Frankenfruity: LOL @Zyme86
Undertowst: Will Orcs Blend?
RainMoth: watch as the treasure chest contains "the next adventure"
Juliamon: I assume imgur users are just mad that Bill Nye validated nonbinary gender
DaxStrife: "Adventurers! Crap, protect the boss's porn stash!"
IAmNotARobotNoReally: Priorities!
Saulens181: @juliamon I think I'm missing some context here
IndigoVitare: We shall protect this treasure chest containing the secret of Balor the Fire Mage's one weakness. Turns out it's stabbing
t3h_f1gm3nt: you get NOTHING
Izandai: @Juliamon I lot of people are mad about that. I even saw someone accusing him of being unscientific.
Splash4Mirrodin: Door does 3d20
TXC2: Door: the real power of the dungeon!
HatTheButcher rolls into chat
JohnLockeCole: we need to search for secret doors in Ian's Room
Rhynerd: Except the spot you're on.
MaybeTara: hey @HatTheButcher :D
WabisabiEvan: Hey cam is entitled to his wizards union appointed smoking break no matter how much you want to open the door he's take it in front of.
Lord_Hosk: t3h_f1gm3nt its very preachy and very short on science or fun
zael250: Walked into a bar and the barman asked "Why are you all carrying weapons in here?" "Mimics, we replied". The Barman laughed, we laughed, the table laughed. We killed the table, was a good night.
Knightlyvalor: Hi HatTheButcher!
orionsrise1: ka chunk is just too old for this shit!
TXC2: "you get your hand caught in the door jamb, you take 3d12 damage"
MaybeTara: also is that @Lord_Hosk ?
malsareus: Hai hat
IAmNotARobotNoReally: Latrine is also a trap
CaffeinatedLemur: 3 internet points for News Radio referrence
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Lord_Hosk sounds about right
CantWearHats: heroquest!
coriolis_: NewsRadio was such a good show. I miss Phil Hartman :(
HatTheButcher: @maybetara Have you had visited the void today?
Itazu: the latrine is a shallow hole :P
TXC2: hello HatTheButcher welcome
IAmNotARobotNoReally: just got here, is that white thing an eraser?
WabisabiEvan: Latrines are always a trap
JohnLockeCole: Ian no search for secret doors in the yellow room
MaybeTara: @CantWearHats Hai!
Feltic: Pass through stone
CantWearHats: hey tara!
Kraest: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:31.
Izandai: But there's still an unopened door over to the left!
Reecer6: Crokinole, the true board game.
Lord_Hosk: Mabye... Tara
MaybeTara: @HatTheButcher if the local animal shelter counts as the void....then yes.
SajuukSjet: oooh! Cori on Crokinole is awesomely brutal
siver110: how did you guys miss that door?
TXC2: 100% Kathleen to win first time out
gravity_pike: your skelleton falls out
Mijnheer: awesome, crokinole. RIP everyone's fingers :P
DaxStrife: Ian passes a rock? That sounds uncomfortable.
silenceaux: Intrails will become your extrails, etc.
Rhynerd: So, quest complete?
ProfessorSkippy: Yes!
silenceaux: Er. "entrails".
CantWearHats: oooh fancy dice rolling!
HatTheButcher: @maybetara that's the anti void where cute animals give life meaning
TXC2: so at what point does LRR send a team to the crokinole world championships?
CaffeinatedLemur: cantwearhats yeah Pauls app is impressive
solahwin_tampramain: cam did you get that quote from Terraria?
RainMoth: wait for Chunk to roll a mile of 1s and everybody gets to the stairs before him
MaybeTara: @HatTheButcher then no void visiting occured today, I'll try make up for it by visiting twice tomorrow!
CantWearHats: wand of MAGIC?! crazy!
DigitalSeahorse: woo
RainMoth: "The Wand of Magic" cannot be used by wizard
Mijnheer: can we get some dwarven engineers to engineer a mobility scooter for Chunk? Kappa
arcaneIllumination: Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles. Paid for in blood.
Mossballhaym: Mind point +1
Splash4Mirrodin: As opposed to...?
ferretbadger84: Hi everyone! How's the day been so far?
PencilStroke: you found a spell book....can not be used by wizzard
t3h_f1gm3nt: that's super OP
NiallF: why would the wizard want it? He already has magic
RainMoth: House and home
Feltic: So Barb item
TXC2: hello ferretbadger84 welcome
Izandai: That's busted.
Theycallmejokke: Bling as heck!
lespinkbits: Yay! I finally got to see something live!
gravity_pike: Five minute mage!
Splash4Mirrodin: Oooooo
Taveena: Just... doubled action economy. Holy shit.
Splash4Mirrodin: OP!
DigitalSeahorse: legit wand
Lord_Hosk: "WAIT! Cannot be used by wizard"
Knightlyvalor: Hi ferretbadger84! My day has been good. :-)
NiallF: sweet, now you can run out of spells twice as fast!
SnowB0und: Doublecast!
Rhynerd: A handsome reward, for a task well performed.
TXC2: so that just destroys the action economy
malsareus: HOLD ON! Zappsworth got an item! the world is broken!
Grescheks: this is how Cameron died last time
Grescheks: racing to the exit
TheRoscoThatDucked: what did Cam just get?
Phothrism: ahahaha
Izandai: REKT
Phothrism: get rekt
CantWearHats: got there
Theycallmejokke: :D
Mossballhaym: lol
t3h_f1gm3nt: IAN YOU MONSTER!
Splash4Mirrodin: lol
MaybeTara: Get rekkkktttt
azninja888: !highlight race me alex
LRRbot: Highlight added.
tetlanesh: gwt rekt dwarf
NiallF: @TheRoscoThatDucked : wand of more actions per turn
SoundGuy0dB: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lol
malsareus: Alex you have a crossbow, SHOOT HIM!
ferretbadger84: Is the schedule posted somewhere?
CantWearHats: the rooms fill with deadly neurotoxin
Feltic: lrrDOTS lrrHORN lrrARROW
Izandai: That's just Cam, who has eaten beans.
arcaneIllumination: A handsome reward, for a task well performed.
Splash4Mirrodin: FWOMP
coriolis_: !tabletopday
amative1: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity.
Rhynerd: More bones returned to rest. Devils remanded to their abyss.
TXC2: ferretbadger84 on the events page
CrazyFishPerson: Hey don't underestimate the power of burning chilli
Mijnheer: GLOD lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: The room fills with Ghost Honey and Ghost presidents hats
Zath_: is a bowl of chili a pizza?
NiallF: can you prove you killed him though? Maybe it was a fake?
DarknessDream: is it safe to assume no LRL
Felipe_Modesto: Can Chunk use that money to order something from the secret menu?
CantWearHats: crossbows for everyone!
somewhatclever_: Can one of the heroes attack another hero. Can CAm cast a sleep spell and leave the others behind?
EricTheOrange: Get Stab the battle ax and Platemail.
LoadingReadyRun: No LRL today
t3h_f1gm3nt: @DarknessDream correct
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:04:15.
t3h_f1gm3nt: dammit james you beat me to it :P
Rhynerd: LRL will be more tabletop.
Skyboss1996: LRL has been replaced by BOARD GAMES
GSCeurope: the crossbow is super op
darkalter2000: Crossbows are dangerous.
solahwin_tampramain: yes it is @zath_
MadWaltz: Yeah, the crossbow seems too good
darkalter2000: Seriously
GSCeurope: especially with more than 1 in play
Skyboss1996: And only Board games
Puhnkss: I mean. It's not like this is pre recorded. Kappa
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun you say that, but I'm guessing this is gonna devolve into one Kappa
darkalter2000: In Real Life.
DigitalSeahorse: it's a giant gnome
NivMizzet_Dracogenius: Historically speaking, crossbows are no joke
t3h_f1gm3nt: TXC2 i mean your not wrong....CAH is the last thing today :P
orionsrise1: get the chainmail!!