northernlightning: i am dead
DigitalSeahorse: happy tears
Ignatiuspants: is... somebody keeping score?
SnowB0und: @Middlegirl I think they split up last years
Mattmitchell45: Who was Scrotum Tickling?
Couraster: !highlight a for-real lizard!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
DigitalSeahorse: don't die from laughing! :o
ChaosInfest: @Middlegirl It has been one whole thing in the past, from memory
rrtycoon2: That'd be a good crapshoot.
Rhynerd: @rrtycoon2 i second this
Mattmitchell45: Chat did want to know that
ConchShell_VII: We were the suffering that pervades all existence! Nice!
mercano82: What was char then?
cddento: Pokemon one then
Thylian1: Pokemon?
Eklinaar: @ConchShell_VII We ARE the suffering that pervades all existence.
AnotherEli: But she's not wearing sleeves
Dmc3628: Mario Kart rage and Saltmines
SerpentSunrise: Chat is all about pokemon
PsychoI3oy: no the pokemon one was Serge
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stevestein: Me and your mom
Lysander_Gustav: lemme smash
northernlightning: ohhhhh boy
thehappypurplehippo: !lrr
LRRbot: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW Visit LoadingReadyRun:
Feltic: Hamsters and Other Hamsters
Maddrius: this should be good
aberdasher: I think we were suffering that pervades.
Frankenfruity: LIZ always gets doubles :)
firehazard_k: Lemme smash
Macheya: The Hulk and Loki.
amative1: "Graham Stark" and "James Turner's butt"
Karfsma778: lrrDOTS
ConchShell_VII: @Eklinaar I mean that's true but you're not supposed to say it
ZeniteZero: Solid try, chat
Laserbeaks_Fury: damnit I've got a ab cramp
Skyboss1996: Take a thing! Take another thing! BOOM. {Combined thing!}
BusTed: For real you guys.
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firehazard_k: Lemme smash bird
superkooky: We will create the real Barack Obama, by combining his two halves
Thylian1: lets go chat
All_mankind: i'm going with "all the food bloggers in Sweden" and "A truly massive spaceship"
Macheya: Between birb and birb
NeonLemonade: graham's butt and james' butt
Wolfy098: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:05:07.
tim19862: heh
crashdownreg: Large Hamster Collider
Rhynerd: Tits and ***
tim19862: daww
Finalsora811: Between Barack Obama's Black Half and Barack Obama's White Half.
mercano82: Yeah, the black half and the white half of Barack Obama would have been a sweet combo.
JA_Pinkerton: NeonLemonade - graham's butt and james' face
Eklinaar: @BusTed For real!
Hlmclen: the white half and black half of obama would be fuuny
azninsect: awww Liz thats actually really nice :3
Karfsma778: Aids and Smallpox blankets
randus2003: the black and white half of Obama
Rhynerd: Tabletop day is ab day.
Sektor88: not bad
Skyboss1996: Aaaayyy. Too lit, dude
MC_GigglePants: good stuff
firehazard_k: alex gave me washboard abs
Hotliquidjello: Dear Dr Paul: could you request a score count?
NimrodXIV: strong
SirSlipps: TwitchLit
ExhaustedElox: So much angst
mercano82: That answer is kind of meh
AnotherEli: ew
RomanReignsIsBooty: A collision between Graham Starks face, and James Turner's Butt
All_mankind: the comeback of the exisentialist 3-year-old?
WabisabiEvan: huh
Skyboss1996: Uh?
Thylian1: WutFace
sleepyham: wtf
tim19862: uhhh
RockPusher: Chat?
Frankenfruity: hahaha
nikasaur: that ios upsetting
t3h_f1gm3nt: it could be a burn
Louie_Salmon: Note: Ennui is the essence of boredom.
mercano82: That's a cycle.
firehazard_k: UHH
Skyboss1996: Chaaat? Chaaat? Cameron?
Max_Fan: Erm?
Rhynerd: I didn't do it.
RagingTrees: ALL of the single ladies in the HLC
tim19862: Alex]
BusTed: Uh huh.
RagingTrees: LHC
Zakk_Z: I mean it works
Thylian1: ummm
Macheya: That's chat.
Skyboss1996: And?
Eklinaar: Physicists are observing the collision between a streamer having a little trouble in a video game and Chat's unsolicited advice.
Sektor88: ummm
Skyboss1996: oh
NimrodXIV: and?
Thylian1: ?
BusTed: Torsey?
tim19862: hehe
Phyrrist: SIR?
Nightvalien28: what the ***
ZeniteZero: I see what you did there xD
KeiranCoon: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Sitiran: LOL
dakotawheatley: ?
Frankenfruity: LMFAO
daneislazy: LoadingReadyRun as long as it's not the chooser, whoever grab's chat's card could actually just look at it
spawnofhastur: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Jlhonors: It seems so obvious now.
Ta_Panda: kstarkSir
firehazard_k: got there
justwhatever_idk: !pardonfuck
LRRbot: lrrEFF 1 pardon-fuck for Cards Against Humanity on AFK
BusTed: Hey, both of those said 'horse.'
MerrimanLyon: wow
ExhaustedElox: It's the horse
Max_Fan: kstarkSir
RockPusher: Tastes like horse...
Skyboss1996: PISS
PyreDynasty: I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs
ZeniteZero: ALEX
azninsect: i mean
tim19862: hahah
mercano82: That way the horse doesn't kick you when...
GlorySeer: More piss, more piss!
Skyboss1996: Piss Book
SnowB0und: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
BusTed: Hahaha.
ChinchillaTheHun: Ha!
The_Wind_And_I: Cameron's cheeky grin.
azninsect: XD
PyreDynasty: pleasew no
Eklinaar: Taht was either Alex or that was us.
ExhaustedElox: Well, they are European
BusTed: So designer.
All_mankind: make way for pess
Thylian1: CAM
jakale: the biggest band
dougma: kstarkSir kstarkSir
Naxochils: I liked Liz's pause before reading ***
jakale: bang*
confusedthespian: mana a piss-fuck stack, a piss-fuck stack
The_Wind_And_I: YES.
nikasaur: @mercano82 "feels good to have cum in my face"
tim19862: hahaha
tim19862: why
Macheya: Consistency is key!
Ta_Panda: kstarkSir
kpiozero: so much pizza
claritycasey: it's a stack of fuck-piss?
superkooky: Is piss like the basic island of the box?
BusTed: Preferably not the same pizza.
SirSlipps: this round kicked ***
claritycasey: on top of itself.... :O
Sitiran: these are good
saucemaster5000: Can I go to this lab?
PyreDynasty: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrJUDGE
Skyboss1996: Good round
Eklinaar: @BusTed Unless you're into that.
tim19862: eww'
LackingSanity_: More concepts than objects, but thematically on point
claritycasey: lrrSPOOP
Grenevil: Same people, Paul. That's why it's worth scientific study.
Skyboss1996: YOOO
Edgarware: WHAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: R U SRS?!?!?
splatty1: yeyeyeyeye
ZeniteZero: WTF CHAT
BusTed: I only worry about hygiene.
azninsect: OH YEEEEEEES
Karfsma778: lrrGOAT
ferretbadger84: lrrSPOOP lrrGOAT
RockPusher: Brings new meaning to interdisciplinary
AnotherEli: The pizza should have won
lufty13: ayy
Skyboss1996: CHAT GOT IT
Ta_Panda: Whut
MC_GigglePants: AAAYYYYY
All_mankind: i like colliding concepts
tim19862: WOOO
Sektor88: HAHAh
Thylian1: YES
Suffix: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Thylian1: WOW
ExhaustedElox: YAAAAS!!!!
mercano82: Wow
northernlightning: WHAT
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrSPOOP
MerrimanLyon: We're magic
PyreDynasty: Chat has powers
Maddrius: x4 !!!!!!
ConchShell_VII: R U SRS?!?!
cloudwizard13: we're a wizard
kpiozero: NO
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Theycallmejokke: \o/ Chat for the win!
Macheya: lrrDOTS lrrHORN lrrARROW
kpiozero: NO WAY
FriskyMantis: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Max_Fan: WOO! lowZ
firehazard_k: PISS AND ***
Frankenfruity: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rhynerd: So, they eat tiny pizzas while havinf sex on them?
rrtycoon2: I thought we were the slim jims
mjihde: Damn we're good
DigitalSeahorse: that's quite the topping...I think most places would charge extra for that :P
NullColaShip: cheer50
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
aberdasher: Chat is too good.
JA_Pinkerton: KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride CHAT WINS !
ExhaustedElox: lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrSACK
dougma: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
amative1: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN 4 Points!
Franklin_Marklin: Sweet!
bawkbawkboo1: How are we doing this?
Frankenfruity: We kick ass!
darkalter2000: Chat is GOD.
ChinchillaTheHun: <3 Cam
Ragephoenix: We're the internet. We're obviously Weed Everyday.
Skyboss1996: Pre-Teens and Weed. Go chat.
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Moonstruckragamuffin: ARE WE A WIZARD!
solahwin_tampramain: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
ZeniteZero: Chat, r u a wiz0rd? tatOshi
Pimptimus_Prime: We are the best!
SacrificialToast: how could chat have won a 2 card round
dakotawheatley: merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride
silenceaux: It's the ennui extinction event
Rhynerd: Our time has come!
Pimptimus_Prime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RagingTrees: Kappa check
Eklinaar: So how long before we get an app that allows us to actually be a player in this game?
J4Y_4NDY: We're the best around. Nothing's ever gonna keep us down!
barbarianras: High fives, Team Chat
Thylian1: random cards turns out to be strictly better
All_mankind: conceptual mass acceleration, the wave of the future
Frankenfruity: Chat has 4!
northernlightning: we're doing better at this than i ever did when i played it
Thylian1: Kappa
RockPusher: Chat is magic jamieMagic
Rhynerd knocks on wood
tim19862: wasn't it "on que"?
Middlegirl: I would be excited, but all I can muster is ennui.
Snes_Controller: You guys should stop guessing what the chat's entry was
Gothic_Monkey: snap into a slim jim
GlorySeer: Percival is winning!
Grenevil: We're pretty fantastic.
thehappypurplehippo: knock on wood
TacitusVigil: Percival is our mascot :D
solahwin_tampramain does to
Dmc3628: twitchsalt
Skyboss1996: The curative powers of BUTTS
ani_laurel: what does it say that you arent beating the control
All_mankind: ennui
spawnofhastur: Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle is the best answer here.
WabisabiEvan: Oh this has the potential to cast some real shade
flikerz1: the red sea?
Frankenfruity: Percival is our representative :)
Rhynerd: Graham stark's butt.
Undertowst: A Face Full of Horse Cum!
JA_Pinkerton: The curative powers of Graham Stark's Butt !
northernlightning: having sex on top of pizzas.
daneislazy: wooo, i'm somebody
t3h_f1gm3nt: Serge is kill
Feltic: !chat
Navi_Chem: Hi seres head
Pimptimus_Prime: Peanut Butter Enimas!
splatty1: you have made a mistake serge
barbarianras: Curative powers of Chat!
tim19862: heh
ExhaustedElox: We're in your head Serge!
LastResistance: woo I'm in Serge's head!
vorox4: Is Chat's card just random?
Eklinaar: The curative powers of Graham Stark's ass?
Moonstruckragamuffin: NVR
rrtycoon2: We rule this coffee head now!
amative1: Serge! We're in your mind!
FITorion: no I like it here
mjihde: Can you hear us Serge?
Skyboss1996: Salads?
ZeniteZero: But Serge's head is cool :o
JuniorRoll: What damage can we do in here?
ferretbadger84 invades serge's mind
TheGreyRabbit: Chat belongs in your heart not your head
Macheya: You know, you're here forever, Serge!
Grenevil: Too late. We're taking over Serge's brain.
Ragephoenix: Please Serge, if chat was in your head, you wouldn't be sitting straight right now. You'd be in a coma.
aberdasher: vorox4 correct
RockPusher: Noooo, what did Serge do to deserve us in his head!
Finalsora811: Percival is ADORABLE. I'm glad he's our mascot.
ChaosInfest: We will never leave Serge's head Paul
ConchShell_VII: I like it.
ExhaustedElox: We'll always be here now, Serge
Riandisa: But its nice and cozy here!
KPancrazio taps the mic. "Hello Serge."
Pinary: This is my voice in Serge's head
Bowman427: COFFEE
Onehalfcupflour: Twitch Plays Serge?
Itazu: i'm the little voice in your head, Serge
Zakk_Z: Pac man uncontroably guzzelling ***
NarishmaReborn: more curative than what they usually go for
ElFuzzy: What are they playing to?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Serge) [now] I got chat in my head.
LRRbot: New quote #4173: "I got chat in my head." —Serge [2017-04-29]
JohnLockeCole: we will not get out of serge's head, we live here now
crashdownreg: inside Serge's head Kreygasm
Pharmacistjudge: there is no such thing as "alternative medicine" there is "unproven medicine" or "stuff we have proven doesn't work"
Rhynerd: I don't know how to get out of Serge.
Max_Fan: Zerg Rush Serge's mind. lowZ
tim19862: it's a pleasant head
Pimptimus_Prime: @vorox4 It is indeed random.
Frankenfruity: Last Crapshot!
arcaneIllumination: NEVER! We ;ove here now!
firehazard_k: SO MUCH COFFEE
Gothic_Monkey: never
thehappypurplehippo: what was the question?
Rhynerd: Serge, where is your exit?
confusedthespian: ily Serge
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Paul) [now] Chat, get out of Serge's head.
LRRbot: New quote #4174: "Chat, get out of Serge's head." —Paul [2017-04-29]
Halvhir: ooh, retro
loki_lxix: the background is severely lacking enough Golden Owl.
vorox4: Thanks.
minicrayfish: It's so roomy in here
Louie_Salmon: If you're seeing this, the chat is already inside your eye.
Skyboss1996: No drinking, Liz
mjihde: lrrHERE
tim19862: lol
ZeniteZero: GOTTEM
vorox4: :)
going_medium: spit joke?
tim19862: LOL
Amadeus484: Should NOT have drank that.
Eklinaar: +1 spittake
Karfsma778: lrrHERE
NimrodXIV: LIZ
Thylian1: NICE
Sitiran: feliciaCreep KappaPride I love you Serge KappaPride feliciaCreep
DigitalSeahorse: it does cure!
rrtycoon2: lrrCOW
thehappypurplehippo: !quote
NarishmaReborn: Sounds likely
Skyboss1996: eww
LackingSanity_: Alex y
DigitalSeahorse: cures infectiously
ExhaustedElox: It's a crystal, Cori!
HazaTheRaider: that sounds like a real thing
Pimptimus_Prime: Dear Lord!
tim19862: ewww noooo
BusTed: WutFace
NimrodXIV: vomit vomit vomit
Middlegirl: I feel like we're going to get a spit-take at some point.
Darth_Wooper: kstarkNope
DigitalSeahorse: ohgeez
Edgarware: dang it chat
ZeniteZero: We are sick, chat
Thylian1: WutFace
nikasaur: there's a quote
spawnofhastur: Alex knows a lot about jizz apparently.
splatty1: shots fired
Feltic: Damnit Liz
RockPusher: Serge burns chat
cloudwizard13: tru tho
Ragephoenix: WOWWWWWW.
Finalsora811: Dammit, Liz!
RavingPenguin: We tried Chat
aWabbajack: Binding of Issac
ConchShell_VII: Is anybody keeping score?
El_Spectre: ow!
Macheya: The whole thing, obviously!
Eklinaar: Yeah, chat was the afterbirth.
JA_Pinkerton: afterbirth was better then jizz
Snes_Controller: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
MrThirdParty: we're gross
BusTed: LIZ
Frankenfruity: We were close again!
Aeralynx96: :(
nikasaur: technically that's not new medicine, it's very VERY old medicine
Ragephoenix: That hurts Liz. That hurts.
Dr_fragenstien: <3
JA_Pinkerton: alex stole that point
manfred909: Dammit Liz
AnotherEli: Oh, *** that hurts
mercano82: Who was the magic wand?
Pharmacistjudge: kstarkHeart
orionsrise1: gotta take a bite of the afterbirth
Bowman427: kstarkHeart
Grenevil: Awww. You ARE the shiny rock, Serge.
Skyboss1996: "tasteful"
silenceaux: Chat will remember this
Thylian1: yes
Ta_Panda: kstarkHeart
Sektor88: oh yessss
Thylian1: good card
tim19862: go deep
ExhaustedElox: Yeah, sure, Serge
BusTed: Why start now?
Dmc3628: G star ***
jakale: Icould see that being actual suggestion from some ancient medicine book like Pliny the Elder's stuff
All_mankind: the curative power of shutting the lrrFF up
ZeniteZero: OH MY GOD
Pimptimus_Prime: The D
TheNeRD14: Who wasted a shiny rock?
WabisabiEvan: Oh oh yes
Macheya: Was it sushi? Good lord.
Pharmacistjudge: How is dinner cheaper than your suit??!?
MC_GigglePants: This is a great *** card
DarkNacht: A bigger blacker dick
firehazard_k: OH NO
RavingPenguin: Shoulda saved Jizz for this round
NimrodXIV: jizz was already played
TacitusVigil: Good news: Jizz has already been used, so
thehappypurplehippo: We Will Remember This Day, Serge.
Frankenfruity: Jizz again? :D
ZeniteZero: Please, someone have a "bigger, blacker dick"...
Rhynerd: A pile of severed heads?
splatty1: it us
confusedthespian: Jizzz...
GlorySeer: Why did 'jizz' already get played?
Monogoliensis: a windmill full of corpses
Pimptimus_Prime: Pizza..
J4Y_4NDY: The face full of blank
aClonedPickle: chat acting like there's a shortage of jizz
Macheya: @Pharmacistjudge What? Suits should always be more expensive than dinner.
Ragephoenix: Go Left!
Rhynerd: Bees?
Dr_fragenstien: We're not winning this one :(
Jlhonors: Just chattin
Thylian1: A panting Leather Daddy
Skyboss1996: Coming this summer, "That's so Chat!"
Edgarware: Oh, you!
Middlegirl: All of this blood (which is my favorite card)
Pinary: Everybody Loves Chat!
Louie_Salmon: That's So Chat
aWabbajack: emtJD
azninsect: WHOAAAAAAA
FriskyMantis: LOL
Thylian1: wow
thehappypurplehippo: MEOW!
Dmc3628: DAMN
tim19862: hehe
The_Wind_And_I: Strong start.
NeonLemonade: oh that's really strong
Ragephoenix: WHOA.
SacrificialToast: ahahahah
Skyboss1996: whoooo
ExhaustedElox: Ohhhhhhhhh yeah
ChaosInfest: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
FickleMuse: That so goood
NimrodXIV: WOW
PyreDynasty: um
NarishmaReborn: consensual! nice!
Eklinaar: Stream's over. Good stream.
Ta_Panda: Yesssssss
Pimptimus_Prime: Daaaaaaym!
triptaphane: Steamy
justwhatever_idk: PAUL
BusTed: I mean, beforehand.
Karfsma778: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH GDI PAUL!!!
firehazard_k: I CANT BREATHE
nikasaur: HAHHA
Thylian1: 50 Shades LOL
thehappypurplehippo: !adult
Jlhonors: ptttf
Sektor88: continous. enthusiastic. consent.
Naxochils: Is Surprise the safe word?
NimrodXIV: nice
Macheya: Ah, the Lupin Special.
orionsrise1: meta level dating
Skyboss1996: Nobody expects, nor wants, Nickleback
Ragephoenix: Suddenly Nickleback!
nikasaur: HAH
Snes_Controller: Look at this photograph!
Ignatiuspants: so THIS is how you remind them...
Thylian1: Surprise Nickelback ew
ZeniteZero: LUL
thehappypurplehippo: NOOOOOOO!
SkylerRingtail: Oh my god
Karfsma778: nooooooo
Eklinaar: Too real
NimrodXIV: oh no
ExhaustedElox: lol that's so perfect
VmKid: "Honey, you're pregnant."
justwhatever_idk: we finally got there
nikasaur: HAHAHHHAHA
Juliamon: THAT ONE.
Thylian1: WOW
rrtycoon2: That's the stealthing thing in the news, isn't it?
Pimptimus_Prime: Surprise! Religion!
Frankenfruity: LMAO
Jlhonors: These are all too good.
All_mankind: that would be a look
thehappypurplehippo: hahahahaha
firehazard_k: LOLOLOL
aberdasher: That's so good
NimrodXIV: :D
solahwin_tampramain: ok wow
Eklinaar: These are solid.
dakotawheatley: omg
arcaneIllumination: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:13:27.
Max_Fan: Wow
Lazy_Insomniac: Alex = dead
randus2003: clearly someone wasn't on board with the baby plan
ExhaustedElox: "And here's something I got from God."
aWabbajack: eew
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Good thing that fdoesnt exist
Skyboss1996: Smegma. Gotta be smegma
justwhatever_idk: noooo
MC_GigglePants: WutFace
NeonLemonade: hahaha lmao
underhill33: nonononon
Dr_fragenstien: OH NO
delta__vee: all strong competitors this round
lufty13: hahahaha
triptaphane: Icky
dakotawheatley: LOL
tim19862: eww
confusedthespian: !!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: vomit vomit vomit vomit
TStodden: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:35:59.
SacrificialToast: safe word was real good
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ugh
RockPusher: StinkyCheese
ReginaLucem: NOPE
Sitiran: WutFace
ExhaustedElox: "Oh... yeah.... about that."
Macheya: Classy status: Not achieved.
NimrodXIV: *snort*
PyreDynasty: That's it cancel the stream
triptaphane: Watch we are smegma
claritycasey: The religious one is the best one xp
Dracis183: Alex, with the appropriate shirt
manfred909: kstarkNope kstarkNope kstarkNope
Zakk_Z: all of these are too good
Lagrangeismyhomie: Paul "None of these things should be surprises" Saunders
Karfsma778: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:38:01.
orionsrise1: Happy birthday, dick slime!
triptaphane: It's yeasty genital discharge FYI
firehazard_k: StinkyCheese StinkyCheese
Eklinaar: Chat IS an ugly face.
All_mankind: the tiniest shred of evidence that god is real is always so good
Skyboss1996: Chat was, and is, an ugly face. Kappa
tim19862: lol
Rhynerd: But we're cute boys
wench_tacular: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:17 PM
jakale: clearly these various people desire various expressions from this woman
mercano82: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:14:29.
SnowB0und: cheer200 Take it home!
ZeniteZero: Oh god
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Snes_Controller Google it...but seriously, don't google it.
Dmc3628: internet fame and all i got was unlimited salt
charlesgorillionaire: !updog
firehazard_k: this is metal
ExcitedScree: !updog
Camail: James' butt, then graham's butt
cloudwizard13: and an abortion
Skyboss1996: But we do have the best butts
dbhkyle: i;m so sad. Table top day is almost over! D:
kpiozero: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:14:46.
MC_GigglePants: We're a buncha ugly cute boys
claritycasey: oh hey what's up dog
RomanReignsIsBooty: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity [currently playing]
Thylian1: the pick 2 are the ones chat gets rekt on
PyreDynasty: Cute boys can have ugly faces
firehazard_k: we all the cute boys
Zakk_Z: golden fiddle, a shitty deal
triptaphane: You can be cute and also ugly
Ragephoenix: And we're starving children Graham. Don't forget the starving children.
Havok4: Like pugs
Louie_Salmon: Ugly face, but very cute rest of the body?
Karfsma778: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Cards Against Humanity (rating 100%) (overridden)
deyja429: Maybe it has to do with James' ass?
underhill33: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 211 (new subscribers: 53, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 37166, new followers: 65
Laserbeaks_Fury: is "A golden Fiddle" a white card?
Macheya: You can be cute and ugly, it just takes a specific look.
aberdasher: 11 hour stream, holy shit.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So we're a cute afterbirth with an ugly face?
SirOctopus_: It was a bad idea to listen to lrr v humanity while on a ladder changing lightbulbs.
MilkTaoist: Aren't we also an afterbirth?
firehazard_k: WAIT ARE YURI ON ICE ?!
confusedthespian: Do it
Pimptimus_Prime: Don't ggogle search smegma, search in wikipedia.
Karfsma778: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Eklinaar: Liz, this is Cards Against Humanity. Do it.
triptaphane: We can always critique it after
Pimptimus_Prime: google*
Frankenfruity: Controversial is what this game is!
glitchedprophetess: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:47:24.
Zyme86: !gamegood
AnotherEli: Now is the time for controversy
TacitusVigil: Yes, Liz, yes. Give in to your hate.
Mattmitchell45: Go Liz, go
thehappypurplehippo: !up
darkalter2000: Go for it Liz.
northernlightning: chat: unbeatable
Gekyouryuu: there needs to be an overwatch pack with "50 loot boxes in a row with nothing new"
Skyboss1996: Give in, LIZ
Riandisa: Maybe chat's born with it, maybe they're cute boys with ugly faces?
mercano82: Do it, Liz. The worst they can do is throw you off the show.
RomanReignsIsBooty: you always have to end with Make a Haiku
Skyboss1996: DO IT
MrThirdParty: cheer100
Eklinaar: Inappropriate is appropriate in Cards Against Humanity.
barbarianras: we're in the lead!
anonynym: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Nightvalien28: Gekyouryuu or "a hanzo main"
thehappypurplehippo: DO IT NOW!
mercano82: Chat does have the advantage of playing every round
SnowB0und: I'd buy an Overwatch CAH pack in a hot minute
dakotawheatley: cheer5000 THE BIGGER, BLACKER BOX
Middlegirl: If you're unsure, you either VERY SHOULD or you VERY SHOULDN'T.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:16:07.
bv310: Should do the last haiku as a last round
ExhaustedElox: That's for ties
Macheya: lrrAWESOME
Skyboss1996: uh
justwhatever_idk: !updog
tim19862: wow
northernlightning: uhhhh
LoadingReadyRun: dakotawheatley thanks!
Hotliquidjello: cam face
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sektor88: ruhroh
azninsect: WHOAAAAAAA
ZeniteZero: WHOA
MC_GigglePants: NOOOOOOO
Ragephoenix: WHOAAAAA
Thylian1: OH ***
Pimptimus_Prime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Edgarware: NOO
northernlightning: WHAT
Dix: oh god
lufty13: WHOAO
cloudwizard13: oops
firehazard_k: HOOO
tim19862: O____O
JuniperP1: cheer500
triptaphane: WhoOOAAA
Frankenfruity: WOW
Lysander_Gustav: Yes
Sektor88: dohoho
justwhatever_idk: that was 16 years ago
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: So, I just stopped laughing
amative1: I was in 8th grade for that!
tim19862: haha
Rhynerd: Dear ****
Kraest: I...was in eighth grade for that
crazycommie87: Wat?!
Thylian1: ROFL
Zakk_Z: oh no
tim19862: LOL
firehazard_k: UHM
Lagrangeismyhomie: cheer750 I think I speak for us all when I say that LRR Streams is best stream.
firehazard_k: TOS
crazycommie87: WAT?!
mercano82: I think that was second graders, not eight graders.
thehappypurplehippo: Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku!
SnowB0und: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FireBasilisk53: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NeonLemonade: oh my
TacitusVigil: Not so obviously Chat now, huh? :P
ZeniteZero: LMAO
All_mankind: so, nothing
triptaphane: Better than the familiar stranger
tim19862: hehe
Dix: wooooooow
Lysander_Gustav: It's okay
thehappypurplehippo: lol
RockPusher: Good friends are hard to find!
Nightvalien28: hahahahahahaha
SkylerRingtail: Awww, Serge seems so flustered!
justwhatever_idk: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:59:06.
tim19862: hahaha
Frankenfruity: ROFL
LackingSanity_: oh my goooooood
Sarah_Serinde: !highlight And that's FINE
Macheya: Everything went better than expected.
Moonstruckragamuffin: kstarkNope kstarkNope kstarkNope kstarkNope
Rhynerd: This is a strange Lemme Smash mod.
CanvasWolfDoll: lrrHORN lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHORN
t3h_f1gm3nt: PAUL PLZ
Eklinaar: Continuous Enthusiastic Consent!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
firehazard_k: FRIENDZONE
NimrodXIV: Graham pls
Lysander_Gustav: It's the journey
Skyboss1996: Oh boy
kpiozero: It's ok
aWabbajack: whoa
angryoptimist: That's a quote.
ChaosInfest: that's not better Paul
Snes_Controller: Yeah, but is it worth a soul? I'd feel ripped off.
tim19862: no paul no
Boros_Burger_Battalion: NO IT ISNT GRAHAM
Skyboss1996: HAHA
nikasaur: HAHAHAH
PyreDynasty: a friend not, two
Boros_Burger_Battalion: PAUL NO
arcaneIllumination: I would take making an actual friend over sex any day.
ZeniteZero: OMG
hiveysquid: TOO REAL
Eklinaar: Too true.
ZeniteZero: SO GOOD
tim19862: hah
jakale: the problem was you didn't get 2 friends
triptaphane: Maybe the real penetration was the holes we friend along the way
justwhatever_idk: that's good
MrPhlip: Sounds like Twitter
confusedthespian: RED FLAGS RAISED
All_mankind: Maaaarx
DoodlestheGreat: Friendship Is Double penetration.
Contiguouskittycat: In the end it was my heart that was double penetrated, not my genitals
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Paging Russia
Itazu: arcaneIllumination same
Lysander_Gustav: wow
Sektor88: Ohhh nooooo
ZeniteZero: TOPICAL
underhill33: too real
NeonLemonade: holy ***
HazaTheRaider: winner
Jlhonors: DAMN
x0den: topical!
SnowB0und: Yasss!!
SkylerRingtail: Soooo, Republicans?
Lazy_Insomniac: ***
azninsect: OH WOW
Ta_Panda: WOW
Lagrangeismyhomie: lrrGOAT
Dmc3628: HOT DAYUM
MerrimanLyon: well, ***
ZeniteZero: TOO REAL
ReginaLucem: !sir
monumenttomansfolly: wow
Hotliquidjello: WOW
Skyboss1996: DAAAAAYM
Wodar9: daaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnn
Nightvalien28: *** WINNER
tim19862: welp
Unpronounceable: !
Gmoore98: TOO Real
justwhatever_idk: TOPYCS
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
dread_pirate_westley: Winner!!!
RockPusher: On. Point.
Macheya: pls
AnotherEli: YES PLEASE
ValhallanKnight: lrrHORN
The_Wind_And_I: SHIP IT.
Ragephoenix: OH ***
Edgarware: YEP
HazaTheRaider: winner by a MILE
wench_tacular: on point
Grenevil: Too real!
aberdasher: so real.
Flea_Hastings: Wellp.
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rendelnep: 12/10
Rhynerd: Yep.
azninsect: lrrEFF ing EXCUSE ME?
mercano82: Seems about right.
cyclopsboi: lrrHORN lrrHORN
crashdownreg: too on point
rrtycoon2: CORE STRIKE!!!
Ignatiuspants: that one is too real!
NimrodXIV: OH
Phailhammer: True friends stab you in the front. Kappa
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
JuniperP1: too real
therm0s_: lrrHORN
Pimptimus_Prime: SUNNOVA!
Sylenctone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lagrangeismyhomie: Roasted
northernlightning: OHHH MAN
tim19862: serrge's cards
SnowB0und: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thehappypurplehippo: OOOOHH
Gmoore98: winner
coriolis_: OMG
firehazard_k: OOOO
Boros_Burger_Battalion: me too thanks
PyreDynasty: Yup
crazycommie87: WOAH
Max_Fan: kstarkSir
xantos69: sorry to say it....but that straight wins
confusedthespian: AAAAHHHHH
randus2003: LIZ!!!!!!
nikasaur: hahahahaha
kpiozero: TO REAL
All_mankind: hmm i'd say wish fulfilled
Redbassist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Frankenfruity: so much truth
Thylian1: lol
SnowB0und: Seems worth
crazycommie87: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rhynerd: Yeap.
Jlhonors: Close. Enough.
Skyboss1996: ahah
forlornhope22: JACKPOT!
tim19862: hehe
r10pez10: ded
HatTheButcher: I want full on socialism
nikasaur: these are very good
VmKid: panda porn
Dmc3628: that'd be an interesting devil deal
RockPusher: Panda pornstars?
Rhynerd: Close enough.
Pimptimus_Prime: Seems dece...
Boros_Burger_Battalion: right?
Skyboss1996: Topical
FickleMuse: Oh geeez
therm0s_: cheer100 for the Panda Sex
Hotliquidjello: that's not what know what nvm
thehappypurplehippo: lol
Skyboss1996: Pick chat.
Skyboss1996: Why not?
Grenevil: Alex is the spy!
Darth_Wooper: You didn't specify HUMAN porn...
MC_GigglePants: Do it Graham
thehappypurplehippo: !card compelling argument
LRRbot: Compelling Argument [1U] | Sorcery | Target player puts the top five cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. / Cycling {U}
mercano82: Go team chat
tim19862: comedy?
Rhynerd: Pick Cam.
confusedthespian: Go chat go!
barbarianras: only way to win is not to play
Skyboss1996: THANKS LIZ
Rhynerd: Give him a turn.
Eklinaar: Good job, Liz.
Skyboss1996: WE LOVE YOU
nikasaur: that was too goddamn good
aWabbajack: very nice!
Sektor88: good choice, Graham
ChaosInfest: DAMNIT LIZ
Mattmitchell45: I almost blacked out on the toilet laughing
ZeniteZero: Kappa // Kappa // Kappa // Kappa // Kappa //
Grenevil: Damnit, Liz!
SnowB0und: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Pimptimus_Prime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Edgarware: You got there, Liz
Nightvalien28: YES LIZ YES
TacitusVigil: Well done Liz.
MerrimanLyon: We love you, Liz
vorox4: YES!
Aeralynx96: So goood
rrtycoon2: That was brilliant Liz, I officially love you now!
SkylerRingtail: Damn it Liz. That was beautiful.
RockPusher: kstarkHeart Liz
ExhaustedElox: DAMMIT LIZ!
DarkNacht: so good
mercano82: <3 Liz
Jlhonors: Too on point. <3
NimrodXIV: we knew that was Liz's
ChinchillaTheHun: <3 Liz
Theguywiththecleverhandle: It's funny cos it's true!
kpiozero: BR BR BR BRRRR
silenceaux: Don't apologize too good
thehappypurplehippo: Haiku! Haiku!
Rhynerd: I am proud of you, Liz.
Camail: RIP my nation :/
Edgarware: Which was chat?
All_mankind: how ironic
crazycommie87: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
confusedthespian: LIZ! LIZ! LIZ!
poseidonstrike: Got there lix
cloudwizard13: straw poll?
Nightvalien28: my head hurts from laughing so much
hiveysquid: hey paul can you have people check score after this?
poseidonstrike: liz
Redbassist: <3 liz
AnotherEli: It's funny because it
Pimptimus_Prime: foamHey lrrGOAT There!
Darth_Wooper: kstarkHeart Liz!
anonynym: who was chat?
angryoptimist: <3 Liz.
Eklinaar: Liz is American, right? So she can totally make that joke.
Dix: gabyRtfc
Edgarware: God damn it chat
Aeralynx96: As a soc major, this is too real
BusTed: And try not to end it with burma shave.
ZeniteZero: lol
JohnLockeCole: I mean, you don't expect the devil to deliver
triptaphane: So it doesn't have to b 575 format right
MrThirdParty: my bits are with Graham on that one
Edgarware: Ive never been more disappointed in you
AnotherEli: It's funny because it is ruining my country
DrWreckage: Chat makes a haiku too?
vorox4: I am VERY proud of liz.
Thylian1: nice one chat
Skyboss1996: This is why you read both cards
Dr_fragenstien: When I do haiku, I always prioritize any set that actually fits 575, and make that clear to the players
Frankenfruity: CHAT WON!!!
Wodar9: Chat Haiku?
nikasaur: one of my first CAH Haikus were "My recent breakup. Alcoholism. Suicide attempts."
ZeniteZero: Classical misstep, Serge, to underestimate Chat's powers
LackingSanity_: Chat haiku?
RockPusher: Serge burned yet again by not reading the cards Kappa
Undertowst: Chat Haiku!
JA_Pinkerton: yep, chat won
cyclopsboi: cheer3000 for a hell of a table top day
Gothic_Monkey: i feel like chat should get a haiku for laughs
nikasaur: it was tough to come back from that
DarkNacht: chat haiku
ShadyGoblinKing: I was in eight grade that year.....that card set was too real for me
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: cheer100 on Cam
tim19862: yeah, chat haiku please
JA_Pinkerton: We're number 1
Skyboss1996: Deep? In CaH?
t3h_f1gm3nt: @ShadyGoblinKing same
amative1: <-- who has the best Haiku?
Thylian1: @nikasaur wow...just wow
thehappypurplehippo: Haiku! Haiku! Chat Haiku!
Lysander_Gustav: House rules for my family, for the haiku you're allowed to discard your hand and draw a fresh one
underhill33: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 211 (new subscribers: 53, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 46716, new followers: 65
NarishmaReborn: for haiku I am always strict on the 5-7-5 when czaring
Lagrangeismyhomie: I boarded the plane/And knew my fate was sealed/Three fat guys, one row
Spectatron: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Paul, are you ever sad you have to do production, and not play silly games?
Rhynerd: @amative1 no chat option?
crashdownreg: we already won graham DansGame
Shenandygains: imagine having all 3 *** for the haiku
nikasaur: @Thylian1 yeah it was a little intense. we drew it from the top of the deck.
DarkNacht: PissFuckingIts snowing on mount Fuji
NimrodXIV: cheer425
Skyboss1996: Huh
MrPhlip: !poll Who has the best haiku?: Liz, Cori, Serge, Graham, Cameron, Alex, Chat
LRRbot: New poll: Who has the best haiku? (​): 3m from now
MC_GigglePants: *snaps*
Edgarware: *snaps*
thehappypurplehippo: wat
Sylenctone: kstarkNice
Sektor88: heh
Skyboss1996: ooh
Skyboss1996: That's deep
NarishmaReborn: so goood
FickleMuse: Daaaang
Thylian1: wow
Jlhonors: Mic drop
MerrimanLyon: Dang, Alex
NimrodXIV: good
Hotliquidjello: that so good
thehappypurplehippo: woooow
ExhaustedElox: Ohhh man, Alex was so good
tim19862: lol
Hlmclen: alex
Mattmitchell45: Kin-sin
PyreDynasty: lrrAWESOME lrrHAM lrrGARBO
thehappypurplehippo: WooooW
amative1: MrPhlip You know I just started one a few secs before that, right?
BusTed: LRL
Rhynerd: I can't snap my fingers lrrAWW
Theguywiththecleverhandle: mood lighting!
Theicyhandofdeath: random bass lines
VmKid: activate black and white filter
underhill33: Latina sweet 15
MrPhlip: amative1: Yeah, but you made yours before they added Chat :)
Itazu: shouldn't the poll start after all the haikus are read??
hey_siri_call_mom: cheer60
Skyboss1996: 15th birthday parties for young latina girls
WabisabiEvan: It's a latin/hispanic tradition
Wodar9: please have it paul!!!
Theguywiththecleverhandle: is it a pizza, sandwich, taco or burrito?
RockPusher: ahhhhhhhhhhh
Eklinaar: Uhhhhhhhhh
crashdownreg: like sweet sixteen but 15 for Latinas
Skyboss1996: mmmm. Jazzy
Jlhonors: mmm
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: Yes.
Sektor88: too good
northernlightning: ooh
Rhynerd: There we go!
Gothic_Monkey: ahhh much better
thehappypurplehippo: TBTacoRight DoritosChip AMPTropPunch
Finalsora811: I like this music.
RockPusher clicks along
Gothic_Monkey: AND TIMED WELL
Darth_Wooper: kstarkNice
Max_Fan: Welcome to Dot's Poetry Corner
r10pez10: it's perfect
Nightecho06: yo baron I can dig it
JA_Pinkerton: what's the snaping about?
ZeniteZero snaps fingers
BusTed: That was perfect timing.
Thylian1: nice timing
Halvhir: little too loud?
Lysander_Gustav: What is this this song from?
ky0dar: *clicks*
Sektor88: duuuuude
Middlegirl: @Max_Fan Yes!
ZeniteZero: What?
SkylerRingtail: What was it?
cyclopsboi: music down a bit
Skyboss1996: That was deep
Feltic: Music Loud, Liz soft
Grenevil: What was the last one?
KinoGami: what did liz say?
NSGReaper: lrrGOAT
ceLaguna: nani?
Itazu: music too loud
Snes_Controller: Speak up, please
Thylian1: couldnt here it
hiveysquid: we couldn't hear that
madmanoreo: mom's what?
Lazy_Insomniac: chat couldn't hear it
WabisabiEvan: can't hear over music
ConchShell_VII: Weird Science!
DrWreckage: quiet
VoidSpinner: Can't hear them
Theicyhandofdeath: what?
aberdasher: Liz is too soft at the end.
Rhynerd: Say again?
poseidonstrike: Dang
RowboatGirlyman: What
TacitusVigil: Mom's what?
aba0aqu: cant hear
Pimptimus_Prime: Please zrepeat!
DrWreckage: Quiet
Zyme86: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
DeafMints: we didnt hear Liz's
Nightecho06: can we get a repeat
CanvasWolfDoll: didn't hear last line
Ta_Panda: snap snap snap
Angnor33: louder, could not hear.
Halvhir: couldn't hear liz clearly
Suffix: No comprende
GlorySeer: Please speak up
Nightvalien28: we did not hear
MrPhlip: "Mom / Science / Mom's new boyfriend"
VoidSpinner: ?????
xantos69: cant hear you.
amative1: LoadingReadyRun a touch softer on the music plz
FickleMuse: Mised first card on Liz. :(
VoidSpinner: ????
VmKid: Repeat that one, Liz?
Theguywiththecleverhandle: @JA_Pinkerton it's a pretentious stereotype for creatives clapping
shamrocksheik: snap snap snap
NimrodXIV: Mom's new boyfriend
ShadyGoblinKing: couldn't hear at all liz
thehappypurplehippo: great music
FITorion: couldn't hear
ValhallanKnight: Music a little loud, repeat for Liz?
Rhynerd: All i ehars was the responses
Zakk_Z: wut
bv310: Mom, Science, Moms New Boyfriend
Jhardin87: couldn't hear liz
thekeytoviktory: Please repeat
ExhaustedElox: Mom. Science. Mom's new boyfriend
Sylenctone: kstarkNice
Angnor33: Could not hear that.
BENNIE_BEAR84: what?
Skyboss1996: OOOH
Lysander_Gustav: yes
Sektor88: ohman
Thylian1: @MrPhlip HAHAA
sjard42: can't hear over the music
ho3nhym3: music to loud
TophTheHermit: Mom, Science, Mom's new boyfriend
LathosTiran: JA_Pinkerton during low energy events you snap instead of clapping to reduce the heavy sound hit
cloudwizard13: fire
Eklinaar: Yes Cori, Yeeeeees
Leels: Music too loud
ZeniteZero: 🆗
MerrimanLyon: Hot damn these are so good
NimrodXIV: ooooo
rrtycoon2: Mom-Science-Mom's new boyfriend was Liz
northernlightning: ohhhhhh snap
ChinchillaTheHun: Woooow
Jlhonors: OW
Rhynerd: What did Liz say?
Sektor88: shoulda switched 2 & 3, but still good, cori :p
WabisabiEvan: Thank you Liz
shamrocksheik: snap snap
setralynn: Cori, yaaas.
PyreDynasty: Cori speaks my soul
coriolis_: JA_Pinkerton It's how the beatniks would 'clap' in the 50s
vorox4: I'm snapping too.
Lysander_Gustav: Love it
SkylerRingtail: Hah, love it
Feltic: Bzzz?
aWabbajack: awesome
ZeniteZero: WOW, Liz
rzrdrgn: kstarkNice kstarkNice kstarkNice
WabisabiEvan: We did hear Cori
Rhynerd: Thank you Liz
JA_Pinkerton: I love that I get 3 different answers :-)
Snes_Controller: Good!
Undertowst: Mr Buzzbuzz
WabisabiEvan: Or at least I did
Hotliquidjello: *snaps along at home*
Pimptimus_Prime: Dag, nice
Skyboss1996: Ok
Halvhir: perfect paul, ty
thehappypurplehippo: We heard
aWabbajack: sbzySwole sbzyWipe emtGasm
nikasaur: HAHAHA
Sylenctone: kstarkNice
Skyboss1996: stronk
Grenevil: NICE
Leels: lrrHORN lrrHORN
ZeniteZero: WOW
ky0dar: niceeee
DeafMints: WOW
vorox4: kstarkNice
Grenevil: Science!
deinonychus24: Nice, an evolution poem
Theguywiththecleverhandle: nice
Pimptimus_Prime: Deep
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: lrrJUDGE
NimrodXIV: wow
Thylian1: 10/10
aberdasher: Wow, solid.
xantos69: woah
crashdownreg: moon2WOW
tim19862: lol
ExhaustedElox: Wow, the process of evolution
kpiozero: *snap*
Jhardin87: !poll
setralynn: Wow Serge dropping the science.
Skyboss1996: Oooooh
Darth_Wooper: gooderCry
LRRbot: Poll complete: Who has the best haiku?: 1: Alex (3 votes); 2: Chat (2 votes); 3: Serge (1 vote); 4: Cori (1 vote); 5: Liz (1 vote); 6: Cameron (0 votes); 7: Graham (0 votes)
Lysander_Gustav: Nice
ZeniteZero: Hahahahahahahaha
Macheya: Lionheart!
Hotliquidjello: snaps snaps
Grenevil: Here we go
MrPhlip: lrrbot pls
vorox4: kstarkNice
northernlightning: ohhh boy
Grenevil: !
Skyboss1996: YES
shadewarrior27: 1
Gmoore98: chat already has two votes lol
Grenevil: !!!!
LRRbot: New poll: Who has the best haiku? (​): 8m from now
Wodar9: YESSSS
t3h_f1gm3nt: ROFL
Grenevil: YES!
Neljandik: oh. nice i go to sleep, wake up to stream still going on
ZeniteZero: WE GOT THERE
NeonLemonade: SeemsGood
nikasaur: HAHAHAH yeah that's.
Thylian1: nice strawpoll
amative1: you only ran a 3 minute poll MrPhlip
Karfsma778: !!!!!!
The_Wind_And_I: Offsides!.
DeafMints: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: My night on the town
cloudwizard13: FIRE
Sylenctone: Oh chat
nikasaur: that's the chattest
MC_GigglePants: GOAT THERE
Theguywiththecleverhandle: nice!
Undertowst: WOW!!!
MerrimanLyon: We done pretty good
crashdownreg: CHAT WINS AGAIN
Theycallmejokke: yeah sounds like chat
PyreDynasty: we win
TacitusVigil: Yep, that's Chat.
Edgarware: We almost got there
Pimptimus_Prime: YEEEEES!
poseidonstrike: WE GOT THERE
JA_Pinkerton: CHAT WINS !
Finalsora811: We ALMOST got there.
BusTed: Excellent.
Rhynerd: WOW.
Gothic_Monkey: that sounds like a chat answer
Eklinaar: Brr brr brr brrrrrrr
Gmoore98: there was an attempt
thehappypurplehippo: Did you know that there's a character limit and it only goes up t-
NullColaShip: cheer200
Jlhonors: Mhmm
mercano82: The first two lines were good
SkylerRingtail: Wait, did Cam already read his? Damn, I missed it
poseidonstrike: we got there for the biggest blackest dig
poseidonstrike: dick
Grenevil: I think it works in either order.
Macheya: It is
ZeniteZero: Solid performance all around, chat.
firehazard_k: WE WIN
MC_GigglePants: Chat wins!
Izzac13: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 211 (new subscribers: 53, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 47401, new followers: 65
Nightvalien28: this was so good
hiveysquid: score?
SirSlipps: we cant vote for ourselves
Dr_fragenstien: So we win?
thehappypurplehippo: Straw poll?
Theycallmejokke: After an 10 hour long stream, I think chat where the winners all along
Lysander_Gustav: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:28 PM
barbarianras: chazt winz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikasaur: Love you all so much darlings!
cloudwizard13: good times
Nightvalien28: we win cori, you do not
claritycasey: WooooO!
38911BasicBytesFree: But what about LRL?
Flea_Hastings: Good games!
aWabbajack: !game good
angryoptimist: What an amazing event this has been. Thank you LRR!
nikasaur: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
PyreDynasty: good day
ExhaustedElox: That was so good!
Thylian1: that was awesome
delta__vee: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
nikasaur: xoxoxo
Macheya: almost 12 hours
Ta_Panda: kstarkTHANK kstarkHeart
northernlightning: woooo! thank you for streaming!
Skyboss1996: Thanks everyone! See you here next year!
thehappypurplehippo: WOOOOO!
Lysander_Gustav: Good night that was awesome
azninsect: thanks for the ALL DAY stream lrrHORN
pedrodamoth: total bits?
ferretbadger84: !game good
LathosTiran: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Halvhir: THANK YOU <3
Bowman427: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 7:55:22.
Ragephoenix: Chat won Cori. Don't take our victory away from us.
RockPusher: kstarkHeart LRR
NimrodXIV: it was a great day! <3
indy91: amazing. amazing.
Pimptimus_Prime: Same time next week?
ExhaustedElox: THank you so much lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
EncanisMal3k: A+ stream guys, lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
silenceaux: Mom's new boyfriend prob my fave
tim19862: thank you!
amative1: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 7:56:07.
Theycallmejokke: Thanks for streaming fun times!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Inkymouse: Thankyooooou <3
loki_lxix: you guys are the best
NeonLemonade: <3 <3 <3 that was amazing
t3h_f1gm3nt: this whole day was amazing
crazycommie87: Thank you so much for fun!
ghost_waz: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Ragephoenix: Sadly yes @AdmiralMemo
aberdasher: 12 hour stream is insane.
RockPusher: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
RagingTrees: Live for almost 4 days
ZeniteZero: Thanks for streaming, LRR teenJOY
Sylenctone: It's 2:30am. I should perhaps sleep at some point
Edgarware: <3
Omega117: wooo!
firehazard_k: WE GOT 210 SUBS BRRR BRR BRRR
Zakk_Z: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 211 (new subscribers: 53, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 47401, new followers: 65
WabisabiEvan: Thanks LRR peoples this was fantastic. Thanks chat for being your usual amazing selves.
Foxmar320: cheer315
poseidonstrike: keep it going till midnight for a 12 hour stream
Zanzabar_: psshh just practice for november Xd
Jlhonors: Warming up for Desert Bus.
dbhkyle: This has been incredible! Thank you guys so much!
Slurpee_E: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Boros_Burger_Battalion: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
minicrayfish: Thank you wonderful people
Redbassist: Thank you!
ferretbadger84: lrrHORN
cloudwizard13: win win win
Aeralynx96: What's updog?
GlorySeer: When does Johnny's shift start? It seems like he's late.
beowuuf: thanks you guys, just came back to the end of that, a long VOD awaits
Kikazi: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW kstarkHeart
JuniperP1: lrrDOTS <3 lrrARROW
JQuill7: ok so who's the next shift?
Rhynerd: For some users, it was Sunrise to Sunset.
Dix: its almost time for Johnny's shift
Darth_Wooper: kstarkTHANK everyone! darkoHeart
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
AdmiralMemo: Ragephoenix: I have the excuse of being at the wedding of a friend.
Eckuris: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thehappypurplehippo: thx for streaming lrrsmen!! <3 <3
manfred909: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Sakramizard: Thanks for the stream!
ExhaustedElox: Did anyone check if Johnny's here?
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: lrrSLOTH When does the stream start?
joecool1299: Thanks LRR I'm going to bed now
TacitusVigil: I thought it started ten minutes ago Dix.
Sylenctone: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW
amative1: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 211 (new subscribers: 53, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 47716, new followers: 65
bv310: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
kpiozero: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Izzac13: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
ExcitedScree: cheer50 <3
manfred909: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
Chliki: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Eklinaar: Graham said doodoo
LathosTiran: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (16:30 from now).
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE emtPancakes lrrARROW
orionsrise1: MORE HEROQUEST!!
Raurrrrr: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
ASentientButt: lrrDOTS lrrHORN lrrARROW
FireBasilisk53: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
PyreDynasty: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHAM
FITorion: yes 4
Karfsma778: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Cards Against Humanity (rating 100%) (overridden)
MilkTaoist: lrrDOTS lrrSLOTH lrrARROW
RockPusher: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
eDRoaCH: lrrDOTS poopLuv lrrARROW
ferretbadger84: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW
Rhynerd: Rhythm Cafe with... i forgot the game.
Felix_Xivix: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Thylian1: More nightmare?
Grenevil: Rhythm Cafe now on Tuesdays... oh wait...
thehappypurplehippo: <3<3<3
Sylenctone: lrrARROW lrrDOTS SabaPing lrrARROW
noakyy: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
TheGreyRabbit: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE <3
AdmiralMemo: lrrDOTS
outlawpie: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
PrimalMadness: lrrDOTS TwitchRPG lrrARROW
RockPusher: also, kstarkTHANK Mods kstarkHeart
solahwin_tampramain: lrrDOTS lrrDILLY lrrARROW
kpiozero: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
delta__vee: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW o7
AdmiralMemo: OK, Twitch is being a derp
beowuuf: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
Rhynerd: Magbe it's Gitaroo man, maybe it's another game
x0den: lrrDOTS doodBenny lrrARROW
Lysander_Gustav: This isn't like bump in the night, please don't do that.
Zanzabar_: lrrDOTS hrpgLoveyousortof lrrARROW
ValhallanKnight: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
tehcrashxor: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 8:06:16.
Grenevil: 3 days?
SnowB0und: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
DarkNacht: lrrDOTS lrrCREEPR lrrARROW
ASentientButt: lrrDOTS lrrHORN lrrARROW
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
dougma: lrrDOTS kstarkNice lrrARROW
yomidian: lrrDOTS pjdGold lrrARROW
Gothic_Monkey: a lrrDOTS vinejoelSpooky lrrARROW
All_mankind: loading ready sleep
Garbonzo42: lrrDOTS lrrSCOOP lrrARROW
PrimalMadness: lrrDOTS bleedPurple lrrARROW
Slurpee_E: lrrDOTS jamieCry lrrARROW
ferretbadger84: Nice
Darth_Wooper: kstarkTHANK lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
Havok4: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Pimptimus_Prime: lrrDOTS kstarkGlass lrrARROW
VmKid: lrrDOTS gibeLove lrrARROW
RockPusher: kstarkNice
Dix: lrrDOTS doctaIntense lrrARROW
Ta_Panda: lrrDOTS kstarkBread lrrARROW
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS sbzyGnat lrrARROW
Karfsma778: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSCOOP
TacitusVigil: kstarkNice
dledger1: lrrDOTS bleedPurple lrrARROW
MC_GigglePants: Helios 1 coming online!
Gothic_Monkey: lrrDOTS vinejoelSad lrrARROW
manfred909: kstarkNice
ValhallanKnight: lrrDOTS doyBlanc lrrARROW
LathosTiran: lrrDOTS tpAIYIYI lrrARROW
RockPusher: lrrDOTS cosmosNeptune lrrARROW
Jhoiraful_Chaos: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
dakotawheatley: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW merchSpicy merchSpicy merchSpicy
Gothic_Monkey: lrrDOTS vinejoelDio lrrARROW
solahwin_tampramain: all_mankind YUS... seeps
RockPusher: lrrDOTS cosmosEarth lrrARROW
FireBasilisk53: lrrDOTS kstarkLoaf lrrARROW
DarkAbyssKeeper: lrrDOTS lrrGARBO lrrARROW
FenrirGG: lrrDOTS ziggyCheer lrrARROW
Edgarware: lrrDOTS PogChamp lrrARROW
crazycommie87: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
thehappypurplehippo: Air Horns you say?
Slurpee_E: lrrDOTS bloojGasp lrrARROW
TrakoGamer: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TacitusVigil: kstarkBread
RockPusher: lrrDOTS cosmosUranus lrrARROW
manfred909: kstarkBread
sedeathert: lrrDOTS lrrGOAT lrrARROW
crashdownreg: 44 months PogChamp almost a whole year PogChamp
LathosTiran: i think this should be the 'new' raid sign, swaping out the circle
PyreDynasty: lrrDOTS PraiseIt lrrARROW
dougma: kstarkBread kstarkBread
Darth_Wooper: kstarkBread
azninsect: lrrDOTS kstarkLoaf lrrARROW
Ta_Panda: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
t3h_f1gm3nt: kstarkBread
manfred909: kstarkLoaf
LastResistance: lrrDOTS kstarkHeart lrrARROW
TacitusVigil: kstarkBread
azninsect: kstarkBread
RockPusher: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
daneislazy: dat cori face o_o
BtEtta: kstarkBread kstarkBread
Itazu: kstarkLoaf
Darth_Wooper: kstarkTHANK kstarkLoaf
Sylenctone: lrrDOTS kstarkGlass lrrARROW
dougma: kstarkLoaf kstarkLoaf
vorox4: kstarkBread kstarkBread
Jhoiraful_Chaos: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
WitchyWynne: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrCIRCLE
rzrdrgn: lrrDOTS sbzyChicken lrrARROW
thehappypurplehippo: AFK <3 <3
LackingSanity_: lrrCREEPR lrrSPOT lrrCREEPL
DigitalSeahorse: yup
Karfsma778: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
Kate: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
Slurpee_E: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
FireBasilisk53: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkLoaf kstarkLoaf kstarkBread kstarkBread
WitchyWynne: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
Kthanid: lrrDOTS kstarkLoaf lrrARROW
thehappypurplehippo: yes
ferretbadger84: Nope
ferretbadger84: Omnivores
fishmanfishfish: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
Lysander_Gustav: I think they're insectovores?
rzrdrgn: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
Karfsma778: !panic
DarkAbyssKeeper: lrrARROW lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME
Hotliquidjello: i think insectivores?
Ta_Panda: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
manfred909: jamieJamjar
RockPusher: kstarkBread kstarkGlass kstarkBread
Gothic_Monkey: lrrDOTS vinejoelRobert lrrARROW
heronblademaster: huzzah!
azninsect: kstarkGlass
Obi_Wan_Canadian: kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread kstarkBread
t3h_f1gm3nt: kstarkGlass
dougma: jamieJamjar jamieJamjar jamieJamjar
LastResistance: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
BusTed: kstarkGlass
TrakoGamer: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
EscherichiaCole: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
manfred909: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Edgarware: He's made of GLASS
TacitusVigil: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Darth_Wooper: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
jakale: no ,they eat insects
thehappypurplehippo: Burgerkingeorves
Kate: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
FireBasilisk53: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
dougma: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Sylenctone: kstarkGlass
vorox4: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
RockPusher: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
GlorySeer: You can't see him? His time is now?
ReverseCreations: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
rzrdrgn: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
dslucia: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Hugh_Munculus: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Obi_Wan_Canadian: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Kate: Did all the joke accounts from my stream chat sub here tonight???
DrWreckage: Can someone loop me in on the glass shark joke?
anonynym: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Rhynerd: I meed to get more money so I can sub to Kate without worrying.
cyclopsboi: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
yomidian: glass stark comin' for YOU
Dix: That glass Stark is coming for youu
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think so Kate :P
Ta_Panda: Yes, apparently @Kate
Jhoiraful_Chaos: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Sarah_Serinde: Kate Looks like it! <3
RockPusher: Kate: looks that way
denni9000: <message deleted>*** nerds
BusTed: SeemsGood Kate
TrakoGamer: kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
mrmorganiser just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mrmorganiser! (Today's storm count: 212)
Shemerson just subscribed!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Shemerson! (Today's storm count: 213)
ferretbadger84: THE BITS!
t3h_f1gm3nt: DA BITS! DA BITS!
justwhatever_idk: Is Pseudonym_Ken related to Pseudonym_Jones
fishmanfishfish: We wanted to spread the good good loaf joy to everyone here
AdmiralMemo: I missed this whole stream due to a wedding, so should I kappa500 or kreygasm500 ?
Theycallmejokke: Da bits!
Rhynerd: DA BITS
thehappypurplehippo: DA BITS
PyreDynasty: bitz bitz bitz bitz errybody
LathosTiran: DrWreckage from a podcast 2 minuites
Darth_Wooper: kstarkTHANK lrrAWESOME kstarkNice
Shemerson: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Zanzabar_: @AdmiralMemo a bit of both
DrWreckage: Thank you @LathosTiran
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS sbzyDew lrrARROW
azninsect: lrrDOTS kstarkTHANK lrrARROW
TrakoGamer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thehappypurplehippo: 14 14 14 14 14 14 IS MY LEAST FAVORITE NUMBER
underhill33: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 213 (new subscribers: 55, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 48766, new followers: 68
Lagrangeismyhomie: rockpusher gave 10069 bits, special shoutout!
Rhynerd: More bits that the screen can hold!
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Gothic_Monkey: lrrDOTS vinejoelDio lrrARROW
Rhynerd: So much victory!
r4v5: @corianderd thanks for correcting my name! <3
ferretbadger84: lrrGOAT
Rurrythe_blind: lrrHORN
RockPusher: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
ExhaustedElox: Thank you Rckpusher!
Edgarware: Go sleep
fishmanfishfish: yes gotta give rockpusher a proper rock push
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thehappypurplehippo: I CAN PLAY MAGICAL CARDS
tim19862: lol
amative1: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 213 (new subscribers: 55, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 48766, new followers: 68
t3h_f1gm3nt: 100069 bits actually :P
Pinary: What about stapled underwear?
BusTed: kstarkNice
Thylian1: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 213 (new subscribers: 55, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 48766, new followers: 68
beowuuf: kstarkNice
All_mankind: this has been
Darth_Wooper: wyldSuch kstarkTHANK
AdmiralMemo: t3h_f1gm3nt Nice
Rhynerd: Thanks for all of this stream!
amative1: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 213 (new subscribers: 55, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 48766, new followers: 68
RockPusher: t3h_f1gm3nt just 10069, alas I don't have 3 zeros in me
solahwin_tampramain: @thehappypurplehippo i cast force of will. no you cant play the magicly cards
fishmanfishfish: kstarkNice
tim19862: wow
Sylenctone: kstarkNice
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: Retrioactive Alex win!
LRRbot: Poll complete: Who has the best haiku?: 1: Liz (26 votes); 2: Chat (26 votes); 3: Cori (20 votes); 4: Alex (14 votes); 5: Serge (13 votes); 6: Graham (2 votes); 7: Cameron (1 vote)
vorox4: YES!
Hotliquidjello: THAT ONE
t3h_f1gm3nt: @RockPusher i think that was me putting in too many 0s lol
cyclopsboi: cheer234
northernlightning: NICE
Karfsma778: !highlight kali-ma
amative1: Yup, number is correct
Darth_Wooper: kstarkGlass
Rhynerd: Alex gets the vote
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Suffix: DAMN
fishmanfishfish: TEH BITZ
Pimptimus_Prime: KALI MA SHOOPTY DEY!
justwhatever_idk: ~50000
cyclopsboi: oh and one more cheer1000
amative1: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 213 (new subscribers: 55, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 50000, new followers: 68
TrakoGamer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
AdmiralMemo: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 213 (new subscribers: 55, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 50000, new followers: 68
RockPusher: cheer10000 make it 60
crazycommie87: Nice!
TrakoGamer: 50k
northernlightning: :o
Suffix: HA
amative1: WAT
thehappypurplehippo: @solahwin_tampramain I cast my own force of will.
fishmanfishfish: what is happening
bv310: Daaaang
Rhynerd: And Rock strikes again.