ferretbadger84: Lanthess a ride on a centaur?
Reecer6: I wasn't really aware there were Paranoia things outside of the boardless, cardless RPG system.
LessSkunksThanEstimated: i actually have been thinking about getting the most recent version
TwilightAvalon: I kinda hope Ian plays this then....They would make for some good times
CollapsingHrungDisaster: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
aesir_blade: !nexst
aesir_blade: !next
Mijnheer: Welp, I'm finally watching Evangelion and I'm getting to the lrrEFF -ed up part
LessSkunksThanEstimated: ian as friend computer would be great
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
ferretbadger84: I think Dale is friend computer
All_mankind: you have to be MUCH more specific
Lanthess: @ferretbadger84 I think it gave me whiplash
CaphalorTV: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (10m ago).
TXC2: Mijnheer you mean the "ending"? Kappa
All_mankind: Mijnheer
LessSkunksThanEstimated: oh goodness.
TwilightAvalon: Do we know whose playing tonight?
DigitalSeahorse: Red Tongue on a Consolation Prize Plushie standing by
SniperPumpkin: Cameron and dale and others
TwilightAvalon: This could be really good then
Mijnheer: @All_mankind I'm 21 episodes in, and everyone is saying the last few (as well as EoE) are going to be a wild ride :P
SniperPumpkin: it'll be after the crapshoot of course
DigitalSeahorse: Red Pixel on a DigitalSeahorse standing by
All_mankind: oh, it's a little different
Kthanid: I want to see if James follows through on the Bit-Cake.
dk_84: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
ferretbadger84: Red riding hood riding by
All_mankind: no one can even agree in what order things happen
Metric_Furlong: Red Planet standing by
KingJimmeh: @Mijnheer Yeah, the backend of Eva is all sorts of crazytown.
Lanthess: @Kthanid Oh, it's totally going to be a thing
aesir_blade: Andy or Riot on standby
Kthanid: Red red wine standing by.
All_mankind: i subscribe to the theory the movie takes place in between episode 24 and 25 myself
SAJewers: !advice
LRRbot: Try uncrashing it.
aesir_blade: mfw no andy emote
TonyKebell: 8Rose.
Metric_Furlong: Mijnheer oh you're in for some... things
darkalter2000: !mext
FeaturingMe: We will keep remembering him of it 'till the BITter end
PhoenixMelior: West Country Doctor Who, standing by
DigitalSeahorse: Red Sticker on a Rubiks Cube standing by
ferretbadger84: Time for Tea
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
SAJewers: !previous
Metric_Furlong: early 90s Morgan Freeman standing by
SAJewers: lrrBEEJ
cuttlefishman: This is best Feed Dump in a while
ferretbadger84: Red ant standing by
SAJewers: indeed
DigitalSeahorse: Red Pencil Crayon and Sharpener standing by
LordChronAndTheDankNugs: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
Mijnheer: @Metric_Furlong given the fact that episodes ~16 to 21 have already been more lrrEFF -ed up than any other anime I've seen, I'm scared and excited to see what happens next :P
DigitalSeahorse: Red Leather Dye standing by
SAJewers: !badadvice
LRRbot: Email Graham.
OKB_1: No stream?
KingJimmeh: It was posted on Twitter that Crapshoot will only be writing today and may be late due to filming TTC.
SAJewers: OKB_1: Late Stream
ferretbadger84: SOON (TM)
Macheya: Man, you're only at the tip of the iceberg if Evangelion is throwing you for a loop.
SAJewers: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: Last tweet: @loadingreadyrun> A new FEED DUMP, in which @Kathleen_LRR, @tuxbeej, and @AndrewCownden learn about horses. Kinda. https://t.co/ZboWhyVTxv
ferretbadger84: ~more red
LRRTwitter: ferretbadger84: Error: I haven't seen red.
DigitalSeahorse: Red Tetris Block falling then sitting waiting to disappear standing by
Kthanid: Time to punish myself with more hard-mode sc2
Mijnheer: Are they getting the expensive cake today at the crapshoot? Kappa
dialMforMara: !uptome
dialMforMara: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
Vertigohun: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (14m ago).
KingJimmeh: Yeah, there is no way to be mentally prepared for what the last few eps of Eva throw at you.
Metric_Furlong: Mijnheer, man, I don't think I've been able to say that about Eva for well over a decade :P
snowcookies: they said they might be late on Twitter
OKB_1: Meanwhile I will keep watching the Oikospiel Book Watch+Play replay
TXC2: Kthanid co-op or campaign?
Metric_Furlong: OKB_1 it's a good stream
Drazoth: Hello chat, how goes it?
Kthanid: Campaign.
TXC2: hello Drazoth welcome
All_mankind: we're close to an Evangelion retrospective
DigitalSeahorse: Red PVC standing by and slowly toxifying your air :P
TXC2: Kthanid well good luck then
ferretbadger84: 1/1 Red Devil token with "When this dies, it deals one damage to target creature or player" standin gby
dalefriesen: @Drazoth going well, thanks. And you?
Drazoth: @TXC2 Thank you
Metric_Furlong: All_mankind maybe it'll be done by the time rebuild finishes :p
Drazoth: @dalefriesen not bad. today is the first time i went out and bought magic singles
All_mankind: watch out for the words "the hope that people can understand each other"
DigitalSeahorse: Red Remote Light standing by
CaptainEnder7: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (15m ago).
snowcookies: It's been raining for 2 days straight here + flood warning
All_mankind: uh-oh
ferretbadger84: dalefriesen So are you the friend computer
SajuukSjet did the mecha in reverse order :D
delta__vee: @snowcookies, :(
TXC2: stay safe snowcookies
Theycallmejokke: !updog
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
SajuukSjet: RahXephon, then NGE
dalefriesen: @Drazoth I hope this works out well for you!
MugiwaraLexi: Wooo High Counter on first try strengthen for Seth
dalefriesen: @ferretbadger84 Yes, starting at 6:00
DennyMcG: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (16m ago).
MugiwaraLexi: Time to complete this Confidant!
DennyMcG: Hello folks
16 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
Theycallmejokke: blink
TXC2: boop
ferretbadger84: lrrSIGNAL
DigitalSeahorse: Red Paint which interacted with an eraser chemically and melted right off the pencil standing by
snowcookies: yay
All_mankind: it moved!
Mijnheer: I saw something blip lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: SajuukSjet then Brain Powered Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: I saw a blip!
Lord_Durin: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
ValhallanKnight: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Felipe_Modesto: lrrBEEJ
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TonyKebell: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW ?
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrSIGNAL
Sekunder: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW wheeee
thecoolyest34: lrrBEEJ
SajuukSjet: metric_furlong: then TTGL much later :)
FITorion: andy!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
sgowell: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DarkNacht: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
Kramburger: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
Garbonzo42: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Macheya: lrrCREEPL lrrCIRCLE lrrCREEPR
rocketjohn: twitch simply never autostarts for me any more.
thecoolyest34: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
aWabbajack: greetings!!
Kikazi: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrBEEJ lrrSIGNAL
Feltic: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW lrrBEEJ Yeah, signal, but I really like the new emotes
rocketjohn: so very annoying
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW
rocketjohn: #blameFugiman
helgridr: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
bearded_canuck: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Kthanid: going full screen, later chat. lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
All_mankind: it just almost never starts for me without reloading
Jmdwow: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrBEEJ
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS emtJD lrrARROW
All_mankind: *almost*
j_griffinzz: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for the CRAPSHOOT! We’ve got Andy with us, and we’re writing Crapshots! https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ https://t.co/PyeEIQvihL
QuietMyth: lrrCREEPL lrrSIGNAL lrrCREEPR
blackwlf: @All_mankind Same.
TXC2: All_mankind I know right?
Aarek: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Fanboy_of_Bolas: So Where's the pool on how long it takes to see a Constable Horse Nixon novelty Twitch acct subscribe?
DigitalSeahorse hits refresh
Gekyouryuu: Andy!
zerg539: lrrDOTS
bearded_canuck just subscribed with Twitch Prime. bearded_canuck subscribed for 13 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bearded_canuck! (Today's storm count: 2)
Kramburger: I starts for me as long as I'm the page is open and not fullscreen or theatre mode
Dragofur just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Dragofur subscribed for 4 months in a row!
Dragofur: lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Dragofur! (Today's storm count: 3)
Kramburger: ANDY?
DarkNacht: Andy.? lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Drazoth: it's been too long since i brewed a deck. I have alot of thining out to do
All_mankind: not theatre mode huh
fourcardcombosuicide: Will there be cake?
Itazu: Andy? :D
ybreq: i haven't caught a stream in so long this feels so weird
angryoptimist: Hello, I was told there was lrrSIGNAL
Undertowst: I think the lateness might be due to needing to buy cake.
blackwlf: There's a not theater mode? Blasphemy.
DigitalSeahorse: Andy? :O
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Macheya: lrrCREEPL lrrARROW lrrCOW
Noodles_15: andy?
Knightlyvalor: Hi chat!
koizom: Andy! Yay!
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Aaaand the shoot is live! Let's go
zerg539: Andy on a Crapshoot? what a wonderful surprise for the day
DigitalSeahorse hugs Itazu
Theycallmejokke: 10 Seconds HYPE!
TXC2: Andy? andy! ANDY! an-dy?
Darth_Wooper: 18 after isn't late, it's just running on LRR Standard Time. lrrBEEJ
iSmartMan1: They'd be such trolls if Andy were here for the writing/brainstorming portion and then wasn't in the actual crapshot
fourcardcombosuicide: @blackwlf It's working for me
amdragon15: Is andy the guy that sings the Tucson or bust song?
Kramburger: Yeah
TXC2: amdragon15 yes
Aurelius101: Andy's here! Crap, I don't even have pants on! :O
MadWaltz: Wow, I just got here, I must be a wizard
SniperPumpkin: iSmartMan1 they're only doing writing today
TXC2: here we go!
TheGcsmith: wow, never seen this intro before :D
cuttlefishman: Any is the guy who sings "At Least You're Not Dead"
amdragon15: I hope he sings another song :D
Drazoth: @amdragon15 YEs he is
Macheya: @iSmartMan1 There is no shooting today, they're going to be writing a bunch today and shooting tomorrow.
Scar_Red_Tiger: I feel like Andy will get some "Dance monkey Dance" suggestions. Who is the real Pupppet? Gibb or Andy?
TonyKebell: Alex duel wielding those cameras gets me everytime.
zerg539: LRR standard time has a half hour buffer built in
angryoptimist: Andy is the guy who is absolutely perfect in every way.
Undertowst: Andy is best without pants on.
phatpack: oh shoot; it's time
BusTed: Hey all.
LessSkunksThanEstimated: I actualyl wasn't here for one live?
ferretbadger84: Huh?
blackwlf: @iSmartMan1 That may very well be the case, since they've said they're only doing the writing on this one.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ~honk
All_mankind: helloooo
PhoenixMelior: Andy!
TragicMtG: Andy!
ferretbadger84: Hello!
Theycallmejokke: Hullo!§
Darth_Wooper: Hello!
Itazu: DigitalSeahorse would hug, but not feeling hugs right now (even virtual ones) :/ thanks for the sentiment though
Kriellya: oooo, in the studio today. and andy!
Aarek: ANDY!
BusTed: Woo!
Aenir798: ANDY
Lord_Durin: Andy!
NojhLivic: Hi!
underhill33: Yay Andy!
t3h_f1gm3nt: ANDY <3
TXC2: hello LRR
DarkNacht: This isn't the freind zone
Felipe_Modesto: Friend zone is no more?
DigitalSeahorse: ANDY! :D :D <3
MugiwaraLexi: Andy! yay!!!
Feltic: No Friendzone? But andy is here
ghost_waz: ANDY!
SajuukSjet: ANDY
Gekyouryuu: this is my first time seeing a crap shoot
TheAinMAP: Ad ended just in time.
Lanthess: I see two $50 cakes!
tetlanesh: THIS IS NOT 100$ worth of cake
lifecharacter: Constable Horse Nixon's Beautiful Face!
FeaturingMe: Hi A, Hi K, Hi G, Hi C, Hi A!
FickleMuse: Oh dang, Andy!
silverxX59: its ANDY YAY
TonyKebell: Sorry, but this crap is in the wrong place.
chance_dean: no yakuza front room?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Yay!
DarkNacht: Andy!!
Daedrin: That intro line is so meta
Navi_Chem: hello constable horse Nixon
TXC2: !highlight now with talent
LRRbot: Not currently streaming.
NimrodXIV: ANDY ❤
Questhere: SQUEEE
Aarek: kstarkHeart Andy! kstarkHeart
Mijnheer: What's in the boxes Graham? lrrBEEJ
TheExactSame: Andy is literally glowing brighter than the rest of the room
Angnor33: WE have dumped all the feeds!
DarkAbyssKeeper: Hey Andy
TonyKebell: ]Constable Horse Nixon.
enolan: Hello Andy!
nattsan: Andy!
Knightlyvalor: Hi Alex, Kathleen, Graham, Cameron, and Andy!
BlueMechanic: more Andy, but less friendly due to change of location
Fanboy_of_Bolas: He's wearing the same shirt!
FeaturingMe: I don't believe you, it's just a holograham :O
Darth_Wooper: Hey, the rest of you are talented... We just love Andy because he's awesome and rarely here. <3
cuttlefishman: Kathleen "Some Kind of Genius" de Vere?
FeaturingMe: that... is my weirdest typo ever
IndigoVitare: Why no Friend Zone... is Andy not classed as a Friend? :O Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Kramburger: LRR Chat, the worst Internet Detectives
snowcookies: Andy is awesome
OKB_1: Such ASMR
Aurelius101: Do you guys have donuts?
Jondare: the feed dump was great
iSmartMan1: That was one of the best Feed Dump openings in a long time
Undertowst: Are those two white boxes $100 worth of cake?
HbombAndFriends: Great FD this week!
Darth_Wooper: I see cake boxes...
QuietMyth: LRRchat can find Shia Labeouf, but cant predict feeddump
TXC2: !live
LRRbot: Currently live fanstreamers: CantWearHats (https://www.twitch.tv/cantwearhats​) is playing Hollow Knight, Dix (https://www.twitch.tv/dix​) is playing Magic: The Gathering, Luminaire_p (https://www.twitch.tv/luminaire_p​) is playing Destiny, PMAvers (https://www.twitch.tv/pmavers​) is playing Tales of Berseria
PhoenixMelior: also, I have this cake.
jadedcynic: I'm off early and in time for the Crapshoot, AND *ANDY*!?! This is the BEST Cinco de Mayo EVER! <3
DigitalSeahorse: why is clips disabled/greyed out?
TheMoatman: Now it's the show where you do a bunch of shooters of crap
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Caaaaaaaaaake??
tetlanesh: WOOT
dialMforMara: wooo
EricTheOrange: ANDYREW!
TheGreyRabbit: I always forget about this show. First time watching it.
The_Quiet_Alestain: Hello everyone.#
ferretbadger84: Is the cake a lie?
Aenir798: I'M SOE XCITED
Kriellya: Ooooo, so we get more than one Andyshot? yay!
angryoptimist: My absolute favorite Feed Dump is the Andy "we have to go back" one. cheer50
FeaturingMe: Engage Maximum Andy
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrCREEPL CAKE lrrCREEPR
cuttlefishman: Can you make a crapshot where you eat a lot of cake?
CollapsingHrungDisaster: I am on board
Questhere: whats in the boxes?
FickleMuse: The metal band font
Knightlyvalor: Hi The_Quiet_Alestain!
machcymus: Andy and cake!
TonyKebell: The Metal
QuietMyth: 100$ cake needs to be a crapshot
DigitalSeahorse: oh there it goes
coolbond: Prompt: Rap battle between andy and cam
Itazu: angryoptimist oh man, i loved that feed dump :D
blackwlf: Show us your cakes!
ferretbadger84: M-m-m-multi crap
TheAinMAP: Today's Crapshots: All Andy all the time.
dialMforMara: fyi I note on the wiki when that's the case
angryoptimist: Also, that's 50 bits because I have exactly 50 bits.
DigitalSeahorse: boxing!
TheMoatman: Oooooh
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Yes!
Macheya: #BlameJames
Aarek: Cake
t3h_f1gm3nt: BIT CAKE!
Kramburger: The metal band was from one where they filmed a different one
oldmanjohnsonmb: YEEES
Lord_Durin: Cake!
Theycallmejokke: Cake HYPE :D
Spacecarl: mystery box?
PhoenixMelior: James challenged chat
TheMoatman: The hundred dollars of cake
lifecharacter: Cake?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Never challenge Chat
cuttlefishman: It's because James
Jeezy56: #blamejames
Sarah_Serinde: ahahaha excellent
MugiwaraLexi: Bit Cakes!
BusTed: $100 cake!
ghost_waz: Cake!
Aarek: #BlameJames
devildan83: boxen
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Joaks
FeaturingMe: James was a dumb <3
TXC2: "some" cake
Darth_Wooper: #blamejames 100%
HbombAndFriends: A literal mystery box?
JumbahJawn: holy shmokes! Andy!
oldmanjohnsonmb: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Sarah_Serinde: Why isn't James here
DigitalSeahorse: oh no...they're gonna eat cake in front of us!
SAJewers: Did you guys write the "Manscaping with Greg" idea from a few craphoot streams ago?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Sun_Singer: Cake Bits!!!
8_Bit_Unicorn: yay cake!
Lord_Durin: "A joke occured"
angryoptimist: @Itazu Thou havest good taste. :)
andrew: it it time for the movie poop chute dot com
Lanthess: 100 bits XD
jadedcynic: "what's in the box?!?" "what's in the box?!?" - A priest, a vicar & a rabbi (in some MPFC skit)
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A bit shaped cake?
Wraithfighter: Honestly, this sounds like a Crapshot sketch already...
virre_ just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. virre_ subscribed for 16 months in a row!
virre_: Oh this time again, and next week wwe house show here. 8 days left
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, virre_! (Today's storm count: 4)
TXC2: 10,000 bits
Felipe_Modesto: Boxnard
All_mankind: two 50 dollar cakes?
EricTheOrange: 100CAD worth of cake?
TXC2: in before dickbutt cake
jadedcynic: oooo, moon-cake?
DigitalSeahorse: 100 worth of cakes
Itazu: angryoptimist you would think so, but my taste varies wildly
NojhLivic: Awww
Questhere: cake cam!
TonyKebell: Sky Cake Cam?
Theycallmejokke: James is not a wise man, but hey cake!
PhoenixMelior: the CHAT
BusTed: Aww.
BusTed: Beautiful.
SajuukSjet: "The Last Desert" , reenacted circa 2017
Sarah_Serinde: That's adorable :D
PhoenixMelior: ooh, lemon cake
2Flower: We're so considerate.
Darth_Wooper: Awww...
oldmanjohnsonmb: Wow
ferretbadger84: !highlight chatcake
LRRbot: Not currently streaming.
ShortRound2099: yay Chat
Mangledpixel: ah yes, from The Chay
Macheya: From the Choy?
morgoth_bauglyr: fooooocus
The_Quiet_Alestain: noice
TXC2: good guy serge
Alness49: The Chat approves
Mijnheer: Ooh, fancy
BlueMechanic: dickbutt cake?
Felipe_Modesto: This boxnard crapshoot is amazing
Kramburger: That looks like our writing
Hugh_Munculus: no cake recognizer?
Jeezy56: fancy AF
TheAinMAP: Chat's on a cake.
cuttlefishman: Are those... pasta on the cake?
dalefriesen: There will still be some left for 6:00, right?
PhoenixMelior: oh wow
HongKongFuzi: Woooow
Scarlet_Lambda: OMG
NojhLivic: SHINY!
morgoth_bauglyr: i want cake now
PhoenixMelior: so fancy
MugiwaraLexi: Fancy cake!
Pteraspidomorphi: That looks good
ghost_waz: faaancy
oldmanjohnsonmb: Now all I want is cake
andrew: 420 eat cakes erry day
ShortRound2099: oh man that one looks so good
TragicMtG: Best cakes!
NojhLivic: I want cake now
Daedrin: Nice cake, us. We have good taste.
DigitalSeahorse: wow!
SniperPumpkin: such fancy cake
blackwlf: Those are some lovely cakes.
Riandisa: So pretty
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Serge, you have EXCELLENT taste
kpiozero: So facnccy
Abavus: Kreygasm
ferretbadger84: Not currently streaming?
TheAinMAP: Chat's on two cakes.
khuasta: omg
Darth_Wooper: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
DarkNacht: wow those look amazing
ybreq: tres beauty
IndigoVitare: it also appears to be silver
amdragon15: MAKE IT ABOUT CAKE
FeaturingMe: Chatcake is not a lie
rocketjohn: they look lrrEFF ing amazing
TXC2: I need that cake
angryoptimist: Those look ultra delicious.
coolbond: those are not lemons kathleen those are bits
WNivek: Man, now I want cake
jadedcynic: woooo! Serge, your taste is FANTASTIC and represents chat's ideas PERFECTLY!
shurtal: A Muk bank Shoot?
Zaghrog: lrrAWESOME lrrHORN
Lanthess: Still find it odd that Serge is LRRs cake guy.
CrazyFishPerson: Oh serge, the cake guy. Suck a good cake guy
Drazoth: its a foil cake! what's that going for on mtg goldfish?
QuietMyth: so that's what one benjamin worth of cake looks like
Sarah_Serinde: Chat both gave LRR cake AND supported a local bakery ;)
dk_84: Change to Social Eating
khuasta: cake AND Andy? best day ever
Darth_Wooper: Social eating/creative stream?
azninja888: Today on the Cakeshot...
DigitalSeahorse: chocolate and lemon are my favorite flavors of cakes! :O
FeaturingMe: That's a legit Cakening
NathanJay787: seeeewwww faaaawwwnceehhh
Aurelius101: Should we change this to a social eating stream?
OKB_1: I'm here to eat cake and read crapshots, and I'm all out of cake!
Sekunder: DALE?!
dalefriesen: Woohoo!
Navi_Chem: horse Nixon crapshot!
HongKongFuzi: Oh my god, I just tuned in and was so distracted by cake that I missed Andy!!!!!
Riandisa: Dale hype
ferretbadger84: Drazoth about as much as a servo token
All_mankind: i have no cake. but i have vodka lrrAWESOME
ShortRound2099: good luck Dale. I hope they have cake for you
Sekunder: like, 40 points of acid damage dale?!
iSmartMan1: Is there a can of club soda inside one of those cakes again?
DigitalSeahorse: yeah...don't mess up again LRR :P
TXC2: Dale = devil voice?
Nazzle10: Jesus i hate twitch, doesnt ever load when people go live
ferretbadger84: Sekunder indeed
virre_: AFK dale then cakes
Kriellya: oooo, what are we doing tonight? And is Dale available for crapshots? :P
ChaoticCrawler: Eat like 2 cm away from the microphone
TheGreyRabbit: Don't cut the cake. It would be a tragedy
Stoffern: so decadent
ferretbadger84: Only the most decadent cake
Drazoth: @TXC2 YEs he is
DiamondTiki: Ha! I was (randomly) right about the AFK guest!
Kramburger: Man, I love excited Andy
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Deploy the CAKE!
Questhere: dale and andy o nthe same day? bliss!
Lanthess: Decadent you say!? Where's Ian?
Alness49: So two cakes, one for Cam, one for Alex?
TonyKebell: Decadance? Wheres Ian?
Abavus: Serge sure hooked you up with his cake guy
snowcookies: Special cake
NojhLivic: Dale! Yaaay!
TXC2: these cakes DECADENT!
All_mankind: jeez they both look so good
phatpack: Decadent Man: Cake Edition Crapshot?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hey guys! Hi Andy!
Itazu: truly decadent cakes
TheMoatman: Now were these two 50 dollar cakes, or one 30 dollar cake and one 70 dollar cake or what?
Lord_Durin: Save some cake for a Decadence crapshot?
TheAinMAP: Oooooooo awwwww.
cuttlefishman: !highlight Andy excited about a ribbon
t3h_f1gm3nt: DALE HYPE! <3
LRRbot: Highlight added.
darkalter2000: I really want you to play Risk.
josh_le_crafter: AAANNDDY!!!!!
Skrarun: Paranoya is tite
All_mankind: they're all good cakes, Brent
DigitalSeahorse: they look like pretty hats! :D
Mijnheer: Oh damn, from this angle they look even more decadent
Kriellya: Paranoia? YES!
HongKongFuzi: That is the best idea I have ever heard
Koios7: Woo for Andy and Dale and holy *** paranoia
Kronopticon: :O Paranoia!?
NimrodXIV: very excited for Dale time
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh man oh man are those the $100 cakes??
ybreq: PARANOIA? with DALE? oh damn this is cool
WNivek: Paranoia?! Great, now I have to watch AFK.
ShortRound2099: This is so good Dale and Andy on the same day
Kriellya: Paranoia and Dale? Oh man, I'm so excited!
MrTulip: paranoia <3
Aurelius101: Who's gonna be in on Paranoia??
Sarah_Serinde: I am real excited to see LRR play Paranoia. Especially with Dale :D
dalefriesen: @NimrodXIV Thanks!
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou yeap
Kramburger: FRAUDS
QuietMyth: Is that ribbon edible? if it's falling apart like that
GrandLlamaQ: Friend Computer? Dammit, WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK?
Theycallmejokke: Buuuuh! :D
vrulg: All hail friend computer
Anaerin: You are happy because the computer says you're happy.
TonyKebell: BOOO!
Knightlyvalor: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou yes. :-)
cuttlefishman: Frauds
Alness49: So we have a cake fund now?
TonyKebell: TRY HARDER
Bezekric: The new set of Paranoia?
TheExactSame: then get a wedding cake
Sarah_Serinde: Graham buy more cake when I'm there lrrBEEJ
Kriellya: Dale is DM? He must have the *best* friend computer voice
DarkNacht: Paranoia, wow this is a great day of streaming
Navi_Chem: cake fund!
ShortRound2099: Not enough gold leaf Kappa
Felipe_Modesto: lrrHAM Cake?
FeaturingMe: The remaining amount goes into the official LRR-Cakefund
killing_thyme: Clearly you aren't going to nice enough bakeries Kappa
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Um, I believe Gibb said that!
oldmanjohnsonmb: Dilly bar cake next!
ferretbadger84: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
Mangledpixel: just a whoooole lotta cupcakes
Mijnheer: So, James now owes the crew both Icream and more cake? Kappa
Garfy400: Cake surgery
GrandLlamaQ: Oh well, guess I have to pay for my sub and cakebits somehow.
Darth_Wooper: lrrDILLY cake!
Macheya: Acre sheet cake on QWERPline!
MurderMeatball: Andy! Yay! :D
Lanthess: I would not complain about an acre sized sheet cake....
jadedcynic: what?!? Dale is running PARANOIA, too?!?!? Oh, DAMN - I gotta stock up on snacks and drinks NOW, because I'm not leaving the computer AT ALL tonight!
myPasswordIsUpsilon: beej eats the whole thing part 3 confirmed? Kappa
Scar_Red_Tiger: A Cake Nest Egg
dalefriesen: @Bezekric No. I have the new rules but I haven't finished reading them yet. This will be a variant on Paranoia XP SP1.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Does this mean we can make further donations to the cake fund?
BusTed: Ah, the ol' cake fund.
NojhLivic: Cake Contigency Fund. CCF. I love it.
LessSkunksThanEstimated: cake contingency fund. that is a fun thing
mastershake29x: cake contingency fund is the best fund
Saulens181: "Cake contingency fund"
Pteraspidomorphi: Does James not get to eat the cakes?
Aurelius101: We are now at DefCake 1.
DigitalSeahorse: cake fund is good fund
azninja888: A Cake-tingency fund
DigitalSeahorse: I need a cake fund
OKB_1: You choose well I must say
BusTed: Looking forward to it, dalefriesen
Felipe_Modesto: was Alex defusing the cake?
iSmartMan1: A Strategic Cake Fund Reserve
cuttlefishman: Can we have the "Cake Contingency Fund" as a can on the shelf?
ferretbadger84: The sandwich way
Undertowst: Graham, how much dollars worth of Ice Cream does James still owe the crew?
NojhLivic: Okay so how do we make a Cake based Crapshoot so they can use more of their CCF?
Darth_Wooper: !highlight cakes passing in the night
DarkAbyssKeeper: Andy is from Graham's future, has surprisingly strange advice.
Mattmitchell45: We need these for the Cake Shoot!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
dalefriesen: @jadedcynic I'll have the character sheets and secret missions available on-line somewhere.
Wraithfighter: Seriously, this is totally a great crapshot sketch idea.
ArghyV: The "I want to see the world burn" way please.
BusTed: Cutting the ribbon around it, Felipe_Modesto
silverxX59: how would it be for everyone yelling at each other in different languages then have Andy show up and telling everyone that the scene is ruined and yells at gib
TragicMtG: So cake is a pizza?
rocketjohn: so wait. is a cake a pizza?
coolbond: Prompt: Rap battle between andy and cam
Bezekric: dalefriesen alrighty, haven't finished reading those myself either
CollapsingHrungDisaster: I feel like a cake-themed Crapshot may be in order?
Metric_Furlong: jadedcynic snacks and drinks are treason :p
Sun_Singer: Acre of Cake Has to be a Qwrpline Segment
TXC2: there are different was to cut a cake?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Encorporate the cake in the crapshoot?
dalefriesen: @BusTed Thanks!
Navi_Chem: crapshot: horse Nixon wrestles muscle santa
All_mankind: four sliceswill do, we're not that hungry
rocketjohn: when it is covered in frosting
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Something about fighting over the last slice of cake maybe?
DarkNacht: Cake to the face for the crap shoot
Kramburger: Graham gets copyright over having a beard for commercial purposes
tetlanesh: Andy and Cam trowing Cakes at each other
josh_le_crafter: Is the cake a sandwich? Or a burrito?
QuietMyth: Alternate uses for MTG sleeves including but not limited to: as a Condom
EricTheOrange: Is the ribbon edible?
Abavus: Holy moly that chocolate cake pokketD
devildan83: Where is cake on the food cube?
The_Quiet_Alestain: "The cakes are dealt with." In a menacing voice would be funny.
thundershot879: cake is a burrito?...
ACExtravaganza: Constable Horse Nixon
Tiber727: Put the bits in a glass box with "Break in case of celebration, or hunger."
drroker: Wait, what cake?
Reecer6: Or thirty years ago... Or forty years ago...
jadedcynic hugs @dalefriesen :)
Felipe_Modesto: @BusTed ooh ok that makes more sense. haha thanks
TXC2: so what is fleck?
LordShadner: now I want an acre of cake in a Crapshot
OKB_1: It's pronounced Mee-Mee
ferretbadger84: Oh yeah, we need to get constable horse nixon in a crapshot
Skrarun: Can you do a Dave Spokesman, since you'll be filming alot of crapshots tomorrow?
Dmc3628: Bront: Bront's definition as is defined by un millenial
JediTransmit: Those are really nice cakes.
dalefriesen: @jadedcynic Thanks!
Feltic: How bout the CaH duo that Alex had: "Before you die Mr Bond I want you to see this video of lizards who shoot actual blood from their actual eyes"
BusTed: @Felipe_Modesto your theory was much more fun, however.
JediTransmit: I want cake now.
Mangledpixel: JRPG party member is distressed when the player character takes away all their good gear just before they enter a major area. "Am I gonna get CUTSCENE KILLED?!"
balthazar9999: How much did we spend on these cakes? it doesn't appear to be 100 dollars worth of cake
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmarzapan
jadedcynic: @Metric_Furlong Fine, I'll go toddle off to a Punishment Chamber; expect my next clone along in a minute...
Zroundbls: CACRE .....
Aurelius101: I think I had an honest-to-goodness auditory hallucination when I woke up this morning. There might be a Crapshot in there somewhere.
fourcardcombosuicide: West Country Captain Kirk with Kirk's Inflections
coolbond: Prompt: Rap battle between andy and cam
josh_le_crafter: @thundershot879 is it? Or is it a sandwich
cuttlefishman: Quaker?
ferretbadger84: Thicc
Daedrin: thiccc
Kramburger: Thicccccc
Scarbble: T H I C C
TheTunnelingCat: THICC
Fanboy_of_Bolas: An ankle-cake?
JediTransmit: I should be writing, considering switching to cake-baking (whilst stream watching)
control_rig: Thiccccccc
Lord_Durin: Just throw a raging Caker
Macheya: Wasn't the character from FF8 called Selfie?
TheExactSame: Has LRR been involved with Desert Bus 2. Dev? Penn has put out a call for boring audio to put on the in game radio.
Sekunder: thiccake
TXC2: cakre ?
Dared00: t h i c c
PhoenixMelior: thicccccccvccc
Itazu: what does marzipan taste like?
TheGreyRabbit: THICC
TonyKebell: T H I C C
All_mankind: pound cake
TheMoatman: Well I mean you'll have a cankle if you eat a cakre
GeekyKraftyKel: @loadingreadyrun save me some marzipan!!!!
Linuxminty: do the pronounciation guide in the caveman one
NojhLivic: Dave's Cake & Cake Emporium
Knightlyvalor: dalefriesen thanks in advance for running AFK!
vrulg: caker is like a kegger but for cake
dr_shandor: phrasing
DarkNacht: The crapshoot should really involve destroying a really nice cake
CaptainEnder7: Pronunciation guide using Homestar Runner- style mispronunciations
EricTheOrange: Thic c c c cc c cc c c cc c c
Riandisa: so many layers
ForOhForError: Well so much for the camsassination attempt
dalefriesen: @Knightlyvalor It is my genuine pleasure!
Metric_Furlong: Itazu, sweet and almond-y
Bezekric: awww bollocks, now I want cake and sparkly wine
PhoenixMelior: oh that lemon cake looks so delicious
rocketmonkey45: Hello everyone!
TXC2: a hazelnut intolerance?
FeaturingMe: Cam not dying is good...
Felipe_Modesto: @BusTed one can dream...
Alness49: Mom'sipan
Metric_Furlong: Itazu it is The Best
rocketmonkey45: ANDY!!! :D
Reecer6: Alternatively, a pronunciation guide from the future about phrases from our time, with the reaction of, "Wait, seriously? They actually said these things? That's an entire Stebble right there, absolutely riddle-danko."
Kronopticon: We shall mourn you Cam.
thundershot879: @josh_le_crafter it has bread on 5 sides the top is frosting
Navi_Chem: horse Nixon crapshot!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: So this should be a social eating stream?
dougma just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. dougma subscribed for 34 months in a row!
dougma: Let them eat cake!
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OKB_1: "Now the word «literally» now literally means not literally anymore"
iSmartMan1: @CaptainEnder7 Wouldn't Coach Z be funnier?
Pteraspidomorphi: Andy: Throat
DarkAbyssKeeper: Wheezey?
PhoenixMelior: !highlight marzipan
TXC2: !highlight marizpan?
silverxX59: lets actually do a "Ways to kill Cam" crapshot
LRRbot: Highlight added.
josh_le_crafter: Pls stop
BusTed: That was kinda Strongmad.
Twinklebees: I love marzipan. I was at a beer festival last weekend and they had some absinthe marzipan.
Pteraspidomorphi: Back of throat, to be precise
Gekyouryuu: crapshot idea: a smart phone and a home computer get into an argument?
FelidarSov: So Andy was brought in to serve everyone cake?
PassedShelfDate: Sorry I'm late. ... o_O What?
DigitalSeahorse: Cameron and hazelnuts are like me and Tomatoes?
Twinklebees: It was exactly what you expect.
balthazar9999: how much did we spend on these cakes? it doesn't appear to be 100 dollars worth of cake
Darth_Wooper: I'll take some of the chocolate, please!
incslayer: i thought he was trying todo homsar?
phatpack: Crapshot Idea: Andy Pronounces Marzipan
Sarah_Serinde: I want nice cake but I suspect my stomach would still not be up to it :(
Ashen_Prime: @LoadingReadyRun How open are you to receiving fulling formed scripts?
drroker: Is the cake for a particular reason or just because you can?
Dared00: Crapshot idea: "If every word was written like 't h i c c' "
josh_le_crafter: PLS NO
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Is this getting filmed today? Should we think about a crapshot that takes advantage of Andy's talents?
Skrarun: Can you do a Dave Spokesman?
OKB_1: Mars-ai-pain
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe in a few days...
control_rig: I miss Homestar runner
Scarbble: welcome aboard the USS homestarrunner.com
morgoth_bauglyr: cake destruction
FurthestChunk55: Just got here, oh darn is that an Andy? That's an Andy!
Anaerin: Structural Cake Failure.
Itazu: Metric_Furlong oh, i probably wouldn't like it then, thank you :D not a fan of almonds
EricTheOrange: I am such a big H*R fan.
Lanthess: Any slice of cake is a neat slice of cake.
iSmartMan1: @cuttlefishman www.homestarrunner.com
Hotliquidjello: I love so much when Graham or anyone quotes H*R
Aurelius101: I want to be best friends with Andy. Andy, you wanna go to the comic book store? Maybe get some tacos?
Wraithfighter: People playing "Card against Humanity" the wrong way, maybe? Whatever that "wrong way" may be?
PassedShelfDate: Nice cakes. Glad I don't have much of a sweet tooth, any more. :)
josh_le_crafter: Home stuck???
DarkAbyssKeeper: Marrthepairn
Metric_Furlong: Itazu eh, more for me then :p
Bezekric: Allllllso, hiyaaa, Alex, Kathleen, Graham, Cam & Andy <3
OKB_1: Homme-stair ?
Mangledpixel: Crapshot idea: JRPG party member is distressed when the player character takes away all their good gear just before they enter a major area. "Am I gonna get CUTSCENE KILLED?!"
Knightlyvalor: FurthestChunk55 hi!
Bezekric: (and maybe Paul?)
TheGreyRabbit: Is homestar runner still a thing?
3mandown: what about a dating for cleaners where you *swipe* to see if you match?
Rytel: The best one is Homestar impersonating himself
Darth_Wooper: Dale you'd better claim some now if you want lemon!
castlewise: It doesnt hold up as much as you might like
TXC2: TheGreyRabbit it is now
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Mangledpixel oh that's good
Pteraspidomorphi: TheGreyRabbit: They update 2-3 times per year
incslayer: graham's encyclopedic knowledge of homestarrunner is both frightening and awesome
Theycallmejokke: It's a lemon party in the moonbase ;P
Undertowst: Crapshot Idea: "Guys, the stream has died.." Crew looks around, Beej drop sound coming from far away. . "Did someone let Beej into the streaming office?" *Switch camera to Streaming office. Streaming PC is now Beej with several computer cables sticking out of him.*
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Lavabears?
Sun_Singer: How much of the strategic cake fund is left?
NojhLivic: JRPG member just got their "ultimate weapon" but it's only been a few hours into the game, and now they're worried they're going to die.
dalefriesen: @Darth_Wooper I trust my friends. Besides, I can always just do terrible things to them in the game if they stiff me.
bratmon: Now I'm sad I don't have cake.
silverxX59: Crappshot Idea: everyone yelling at each other in different languages then have Andy show up and telling everyone that the scene is ruined and yells at gib
josh_le_crafter: Too much chat? Not enough responding!
Lanthess: OH! I want a redo of "Hey, Chips" but with a crazy fancy cake!
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CollapsingHrungDisaster: Crapshot idea: incredibly overhyped fight over the last bit of cake. Starts off innocent, ends with burning down the moonbase
ferretbadger84: Crapshots: Constable Horse Nixon at work
Darth_Wooper: @dalefriesen that's fair. :D
coolbond: Crapshot idea: Rap battle between andy and cam(we got 2 really good singers so why not)
oyleslyck: Woop woop! Andy!
Felipe_Modesto: I wish JRPGs just dropped the pretence and turned into dress-up competitions
Kramburger: My DS3 character rocked the Master's gear and loincloth for the WHOLE game
Felipe_Modesto: Choo Choooo
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Paul can eat with his hands
Sekunder: actually, in that vein, a person being tasked with a quest and their gear spontaneously changes through a few options
ferretbadger84: James "Cake-Denier" Turner
control_rig: Ruined
QuietMyth: Crapshot Idea: Alternate uses for MTG sleeves including but not limited to: as a Condom, as a frosting tube, as an oven mitt
DarkNacht: andy butt
SniperPumpkin: !highlight Ruined with my butt
Anaerin: Lemon or Chocolate? WhyNotBoth.jpg.FAT64
TonyKebell: ***
Metric_Furlong: Felipe_Modesto have you ever played a game called Resonance of Fate?
Jbeckfox: lol bit cake
LRRbot: Highlight added.
ShortRound2099: Paul can just take the whole box
RebelliousUno: o/
DigitalSeahorse: butt!
Mattmitchell45: Chocolate Cake jokes?
Aurelius101: Crapshot idea: Somebody thinks the smoke alarm is going off but it's actually just Andy making noises with his mouth.
oyleslyck: Andy butt makes everything better
Gekyouryuu: crapshot idea: Siri and Cortana bicker at each other like soap opera rivals
cuttlefishman: Ruined? Or made better with Andy's Butt?
ferretbadger84: @james_lrr where are you?
Metric_Furlong: Felipe_Modesto because that might be of interesting to your needs :p
ACExtravaganza: That needs to be a clip
Metric_Furlong: *interest
Kramburger: l...LEWD
Scarbble: crapshot idea: the character in the character creator yelling at you for your choices
control_rig: "God damn speed-runners"
khuasta: its erotic that James is not watching?
kalpho: Cake testing for a D&D characters birthday
Traion: Wait why is there cake?
LordShadner: I notice James isn't here to enjoy his folly Kappa
Abavus: Licking knives huh pokketLEWD
orionsrise1: that's not fair. Paul has to watch others eat delicious cake!?
daneislazy: restarted DS3, just for kicks, planting bonfire sword and teleported over a meter: crapshot idea
Kronopticon: Sensual ASMR Knife licking
Felipe_Modesto: @Metric_Furlong oooooooh boy, that's a thing? :O now I HAVE to. (I'm not a huge fan of JRPGs but that demands attention)
NojhLivic: We gotta get in some singing into these crapshoots guys
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Nervous substitute teacher who learned all their teaching from Persona games.
HongKongFuzi: That has hate-cuddling
coolbond: Crapshot idea: Rap battle between andy and cam(we got 2 really good singers so why not)
iSmartMan1: Hate-cuddling
Macheya: That feels bad because I just clipped through the road playing Jalopy earlier and had to Alt-F4 out of the game.
cuttlefishman: Angry Hug with Andy?
Navi_Chem: substitute teacher constable horse nixon
Domidwarcer: OOOO the cakes
TXC2: Hate cuddling was great
All_mankind: hate cuddling was a good time
Skrarun: knife cuddling
fourcardcombosuicide: Crapshot Idea: West Country Android explaining Multimodal Reflection Sourcing
Theycallmejokke: Harder ***
Mushbie: Let them eat cake!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Crapshoot idea: A bunch of comedy writers enjoy large amounts of cake but realize they don't have any milk, horror intensifies.
snowcookies: crapshot idea: someone has a curse to only speak in song
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Ooh, could we do a full crapshot version of Sobering Up with Andy?
khuasta: maybe a part 2 of the hate hug?
cuttlefishman: Andy cuddles a cute puppy / kitten for a minute
ferretbadger84: Gibb teaches you how to play Magic
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sobering Up With Andy is a wonderful Desert Bus segment, could be a Crapshot.
JRandomHacker: IRL speedrunning gets my vote
delta__vee: or wait, is it not the cuddlers that are sad, but the cuddling itself?
Aarek: weird asmr
mercano82: LRR has done ASMR.
Dared00: Idea: Someone mistaking ASMR for BDSM
orionsrise1: as Mr cake eating
Darth_Wooper: ASMR standing for something completely different>
LordChronAndTheDankNugs: Guide to speedrunning life in the vein of lifehacks?
daneislazy: just that video game thing where you pop over a meter and a half when activating basic items like the fridge, or the couch
MrVirite: ASMRRRRR Pirate style
FelidarSov: Idea: Adam finally convinces James to record another episode of Spreedrunoneword
bi0buster: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:20.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: ASMR is alredy its own joke
Domidwarcer: are we just pooling ideas?
DigitalSeahorse: my ex didn't like sad cuddling o.o
DarkNacht: knife sharpening ASMR
TXC2: reverse ASMR ?
josh_le_crafter: Tongue punch the fart box???
Dragofur: Shitty ASMR, so *** ASMR?
mercano82: The knife sharpening on TTSF last week.
orionsrise1: Lol auto correct
Twinklebees: Now I'm imagining the Time Life Music ad for ASMR
Kramburger: ASMR Speedrunning
Roadhog123: Well there was "the very best of room tone" which I guess has some similarities?
Lanthess: ASMR construction noise.
Reecer6: The Tingle
QuietMyth: Crapshot Idea: Alternate uses for MTG sleeves including but not limited to: as a Condom, as a frosting tube, as an oven mitt
delta__vee: ASMR videos for plants
virre_: Crapshoot now social eating stream
Mijnheer: TTSF had some great knife sharpening ASMR
FurthestChunk55: ASMR but with a dodgy audio cable
TXC2: best of ASMR ?
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Spacecarl: Wait, Andy? AND cake? The most Decadent Crapshoot ever!
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NojhLivic: Bi0buster: 10 min or so?
dougma: ASMR autotune
Banannerman72: what is asmr? i am at school and i dont want to search it if it's bad
Undertowst: ASMR Stabbings?
Metric_Furlong: Felipe_Modesto Resonance of Fate is the game that made me realise I like dress-up in games (it's combat is also pretty interesting too)
Aurelius101: I've never really understood ASMR as a concept. What exactly is the point?
Felipe_Modesto: @Metric_Furlong there is still gun-fighting in that. I'm thinking of a literal runway competition
Gekyouryuu: crapshot idea: Siri and Cortana bicker like soap operas rivals.
Daedrin: Undertoned ASMR. It's something that's barely a sound.
DarkNacht: Do someone listening to ASMR, but it enrages them!
BlueMechanic: sucks to your ASMR
cuttlefishman: ASMR your CRA forms?
Navi_Chem: porn asmr
ForOhForError: The angry monk does ASMR?
Questhere: davesspokesmand doing ASMR
tinycatz: Crap shop the musical
Alness49: ASMR dental drill?
misteline: ASMR Terms of Service
All_mankind: people argue if ASMR is a real thing and someone is overhearing them and writhing in ecstasy?
orionsrise1: ASMR death metal
DigitalSeahorse: one of*...possibly two of*
josh_le_crafter: Dave spokesman!!!
coolbond: any mods here that could make/suggest a lrrbot command for crapshoot ideas/prompts?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: angry zen master does ASMR
Kronopticon: An ASMR new cast? On location?
Anaerin: Someone doing ASMR, with a hella cheap microphone, so there's SO MUCH BACKGROUND NOISE it's bad.
Kronopticon: *News
OKB_1: ASMR about compount intrest
Darth_Wooper: So like the opposite of Ian's angry zen bit?
ferretbadger84: !highlight hamster
Felipe_Modesto: @Metric_Furlong the game still looks great but its not intense enough.
amythist: Banannerman72 kind of like relaxing sounds, like someone talking quietly, or like the sound of someone knitting or something like that
DarkAbyssKeeper: Speed run strats for real life. "Did you recharge the camera battery?" "Nah, I'm going to re equip it whenever the warning pops up."
ACExtravaganza: Evil Person ASMR would be perfect for Cameron to do
Jondare: ASMR murder_ like, someone explaining the murder they\re commiting in a very ASMR tone
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I think Welcome to nightvale did an ASMR but with really disturbing things
LRRbot: Highlight added.
RomanGoro: ASMR MtG card flivking?
Theycallmejokke: Thanks Kathleen!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Can we do one of those Crapshots where Alex and Cameron rattle off the names of MtG decklists, but instead it's names of bizarre music genres like "normcore" and "lowercase"
Mangledpixel: person with calming voice keeps accidentally triggering an ASMR response from people he's trying to have normal conversations with
Banannerman72: @amythist ok thanks
WampaX: ASMR field artillery
Feltic: CS Idea: The CaH pull Alex got: "Before you die Mr Bond I want to show you this youtube video of actual lizards who shoot blood from their eyes"
FeaturingMe: nonononononononono
Leonhart321: 1. Glad to see Andy both in Feed Dump and here today. 2. Having just arrived and seen the cake goal from yesterday being realised, of what flavour and quality are the cakes involved?
Kazman20a: I thought the ASMR crapshot was on Beej and the knives
Undertowst: ASMR Stabbing people?
khuasta: maybe the idea of "shitty stremears would say" + ASMR
IIIDEye: asmr reading of trump tweets
CaptainEnder7: Yes! Love the idea of Dave's Discount ASMR
Iroknight: daves spokesman is pretty good
cuttlefishman: Lemon and Chocolate Cake
Iroknight: sensory
kpiozero: ASMR stabbists?
silverxX59: we could have cam suplexing a model train
cuttlefishman: Sensual
DarkNacht: sensory
Abavus: So how's the cakes?
LordChronAndTheDankNugs: my friend created a DnD char which was an Asimir and was convinced it was an ASMR so all his in character speech was whispering, any milage in a rolling a ASMR dnd char?
TheGreyRabbit: Sensual
Sun_Singer: Dave spokesman ASMR sounds great
lifecharacter: Sensory?
ACExtravaganza: Sensory?
dialMforMara: autosensory
FeaturingMe: sensory I think
incslayer: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response
cuttlefishman: Sectional
Laserbeaks_Fury: ASMR is awesome
kalpho: trying to order lunch between an any%er and a 100%er
amdragon15: where is beej. I want to watch him eat an entire cake
Anaerin: Someone doing an ASMR that keeps hypnotizing people.
Felipe_Modesto: spider
misteline: @Leonhart321 Lemon and Chocolate hazlenut. Fancy bakery cakes
Gekyouryuu: crapshot idea: Andy as a rival to Dave's spokesman
Metric_Furlong: Felipe_Modesto yeah, but you get to see what these outfits look like to wear while backlipping over bunkers and duel-weilding machine-guns
rocketmonkey45: like, goosebumps?
incslayer: it is very relaxing
Lanthess: I like Alex's idea, but Dave's Discount ASMR and Sandpaper warehouse would also be great.
Metric_Furlong: Felipe_Modesto that not nothing
IndigoVitare: not everyone experiences ASMR
Reecer6: [ASMR voice] you're not taking the kids, you've ruined my life already, i've got goddamn jones thompson j.d. on my side, you're not going to win
LegionofLashes: CAKE!
DarkAbyssKeeper: Dave's ASMR as ICBM warehouse. Do you want to be relaxed and tingly or maybe explode a small city?
IndigoVitare: do not worry if you don't get it
TheMoatman: Lord of the Flies but instead of needing an inhaler Piggy speaks in an ASMR voice
JRandomHacker: "Sucks to your ASMR" was Jeph Jacques' twitter handle for a while
Itazu: i don't really get ASMR, but some ASMR videos are comforting to me
devildan83: So goose bumps? Or a shiver?
TXC2: so all of NPR then? Kappa
Dared00: it makes you tingly AF
HongKongFuzi: They often use binaural stuff
Kramburger: I straight up get NOTHING from ASMR
DigitalSeahorse whispers butt stuff
Garfy400: People eating crisps does it for me
TonyKebell: I get that response to the D-Bry vs. Bray Wyatt cage match when D-Bry is controlling the rythm of the crowd.
JRandomHacker: It's now "Godel, Escher, Baka", which is equally fantastic
Felipe_Modesto: @Metric_Furlong haha yeah, that is at least a step in the right direction.
Dmc3628: the ASMR for the Dots speech
TheGreyRabbit: Autobot Sensual Megatron Resonance
incslayer: Overwatch ASMR
SpacePotato01: this cakeshoot is making me very hungry for cake
jadedcynic: I like this idea, Graham
ricin: there's also frisson, which is a different thing, but kinda related
ForOhForError: ASMR into belair?
2Flower: I think you already did that with the Happy Ending crapshot.
Archonic_Energy: more dots?
Scarbble: crapshot idea: the character in the character creator yelling at you for your choices
DarkNacht: creepy pasta amsr
balthazar9999: Murder ASMR
josh_le_crafter: Twitch chat ASMR
angryoptimist: ASMR Tax Code
Leonhart321: Spouting memes in ASMR?
silverxX59: oh god can that be a mini crapshot
Domidwarcer: the taken speech in ASMR
Questhere: ASMR police raid
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: or nuts : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czVTga5g66s
FeaturingMe: NO
Jondare: ASMR murder_ like, someone explaining the murder they\re commiting in a very ASMR tone
The_Iniquitous: A hostage or interrogation that the victim is enjoying far too much.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Can we do one of those Crapshots where Alex and Cameron rattle off the names of MtG decklists, but instead it's names of bizarre music genres like "normcore" and "lowercase"
incslayer: *whispering* get on the point
CollapsingHrungDisaster: The Taken speech done as an ASMR video?
iSmartMan1: Magic comprehensive rules ASMR
QuietMyth: Crapshot idea: Cam or Alex typing a mean Chat message, then monologuing internally for a while about how he shouldn't send it. Smash cut to him smirking, Smash cut to him adding a Kappa , Smash cut to him getting purged.
kalpho: wrestling play by play ASMR
Lanthess: Water!? Milk!
Kegg: Whispers..."Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
blackwlf: I was careful to be full when Cakeshoot started.
All_mankind: it takes a pareticular mindset to experience that pseudo-sexual response from that atypical stimulation
Epicvulcan6: Moonbase Alpha ASMR
OKB_1: Slash fiction ASMR?
Metric_Furlong: plot summary to A Serbian Film ASMR Kappa
Alness49: ASMR Voice "How do you explain tim allen?"
Itazu: i would love some water, Alex :P
GhassanPL: There exists Lovecraftian ASMR, so......
Gekyouryuu: crapshot idea: Andy as a rival to Dave's spokesman
control_rig: NO
ACExtravaganza: Cam should TOTALLY be the disturbing ASMRsmn
Felipe_Modesto: How about the Pulp fiction biblical line in whisper?
Theycallmejokke: G is a cake fiend
going_medium: Asmr interrogation?
TheGcsmith: I want more Andy singing Crapshots
athorist: ASMR hostage negotiation
Dared00: Lowercase.
Dared00: Wow.
amdragon15: Butt Pantry
Anaerin: I love me some Lower Caisse!
DarkNacht: GirlDoesRant did an ASMR video about how she hates ASMR
TXC2: lowercase?
DigitalSeahorse: noooo nothing about numpty hitler...he gets too much attention already
DarkAbyssKeeper: ASMR Murder Confession
control_rig: Dadcore?
devildan83: Until now I thought ASMR was just noise meant to put you to sleep.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: lowercase is a real music genre
Banannerman72: ok thanks graham
killing_thyme: There are already too many people trying to make political humour
thaddeus_2: QWERPline ASMR :)
2Flower: I like ASMR hostage negotiation.
dialMforMara: or maybe a list of possible Mastodon instances
Dmc3628: lowercase zombles
Hugh_Munculus: Tax law ASMR?
ani_laurel: asmr interrogtion is good
The_Iniquitous: An interrogation in ASMR and it turns out the victim has fallen asleep.
coolbond: Decklist 3
Dmc3628: nom's zombles
WNivek: "Witch house?" "Oh, just that one, over there. *points*"
shurtal: is lowercase in all caps?
Metric_Furlong: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou every time you name a music genre, it becomes real
Ctabbe: saw dark souls streamer and now want twitch streaming asmr
JediTransmit: That's really funny
OKB_1: Paul and Cameron talk about programming ASMR style
PhoenixMelior: ship it
vrulg: ASMR Winston Churchill speeches?
Mijnheer: Oh wow, lowercase is actually a genre. Why am I not surprised? lrrBEEJ
Knightlyvalor: ASMR Alex on military reminds me of on of his Crowthorn sketches.
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Favourite actual musical genre like that: bagpipe punk. It is real, and it is amazing?
Banannerman72: oh.... nonononon i hate those sounds
QuietMyth: Crapshot idea: Cam or Alex typing a mean Chat message, then monologuing internally for a while about how he shouldn't send it. Smash cut to him smirking, Smash cut to him adding a Kappa , Smash cut to him getting purged, Smash cut to him going "Fuck!" Honk
Domidwarcer: Oh that is so good
kpiozero: oh my good, ASMR hostage negotiation
LordShadner: Witch House SOUNDS like a deck
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: lowercase is noises that are normally very quiet made really loud. Like...snow falling.
CollapsingHrungDisaster: *amazing.
cuttlefishman: Was... this not a regular sketch? I feel like I remember it?
oldmanjohnsonmb: ASMR 'behind the scenes' where everyone is super angry and abrupt
josh_le_crafter: *whispering* Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa *whispering*
SirFlukesAlot: waddup
Ashen_Prime: @LoadingReadyRun How open are you to receiving/using a fully formed script?
Mangledpixel: do you have a bullhorn?
SniperPumpkin: that's a great visual
DarkNacht: OK now krinkle some paper or I kill a hostage
jadedcynic: "MtG Decklist or obscure musical genre?" :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I'm going to write my demands down on this sheet of crinkly paper..."
NathanLonghair: The problem with all this is that it's hard to find something which HASN'T been covered during ASMR already. I watch a lot of it, and people have VERY different ideas of what's relaxing
TheAinMAP: ASMR PA announcements at airport.
silenceaux: Sometimes bell chimes, for me.
All_mankind: someone tried to do neuro-linguistic programming but the target gets distracted by ASMR?
Macheya: Never had ASMR myself.
NathanLonghair: There's tons of kidnapping or bitchy ASMR for example
shotrob: How about ASMR Wilhelm.
TXC2: that's a lot of water
Itazu: get bottled?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow look at all this faaaancy water
FeaturingMe: That's a cool idea
Metric_Furlong: such decadence
Fanboy_of_Bolas: it's like you guys are a business or something!
Banannerman72: mine is scraping ice off of a windsheild
t3h_f1gm3nt: so classsy
Metric_Furlong: FeaturingMe boo!
Metric_Furlong: boo!
JRandomHacker: I found an ASMR video that's nothing but 2 hours of gamecube controller sounds
Fanboy_of_Bolas: But yeah, some people have very sensitive teeth.
kpiozero: Alex being all classy
FeaturingMe: Metric_Furlong: but it was right there :o
Aurelius101: I can't say I've ever experienced that sensation. At least, not while realizing it was going on.
OKB_1: Dentist ASMR
oyleslyck: Asmr with anxiety induced phrasing - irritable bowels, overdue bills, infected wounds, root canals, etc
Anaerin: Someone's reading a script and the text appears ᴵᶰᶜʳᵉᵈᶦᵇᶫʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ, ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ, ᶠᵒʳ ᶰᵒ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰ, so they ask the director WTF and he replies "It's in ASMR"
josh_le_crafter: Twitch chat ASMR!!??!!?
Mijnheer: Tonight on LoadingReadyDecadent Kappa
cuttlefishman: Crapshot idea - G huffs on things
Scarbble: crapshot idea: way, way too fancy food truck food
Bezekric: People actually drinking bottled water o_o
Bezekric: So weird.
FurthestChunk55: Here's a thing for you, free of charge: Chess Boxing by either post or singing telegram.
Undertowst: Crapshot Idea: "Guys, the stream has died.." Crew looks around, Beej drop sound coming from far away. . "Did someone let Beej into the streaming office?" *Switch camera to Streaming office. Streaming PC is now Beej with several computer cables sticking out of him.*
kalpho: movie quote ASMR
DigitalSeahorse: I get that from a fan blowing lightly and the temperature is just almost goosebumps
jadedcynic goes off to google for Andy
Astra7525: "Dave's Huffatorium" just came into my mind
orionsrise1: I need a helicopter and three videos of some chick baby talking oddly close to a microphone or EVERYONE IN HERE DIES!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: crapshots are a group effort
PhoenixMelior: Undertowst Beej drops don't work when they're on the crapshoot
FITorion: no garuntees... changes will happen
JediTransmit: OC pls don't steal.
DarkAbyssKeeper: You used one of mine 100% in tact.
Dmc3628: unlike the WWE these writers GET full creative control and last say
All_mankind: i feel there should be some way to combine NLP and ASMR for comedic effect
TheGreyRabbit: WWE Promos as ASMR
Metric_Furlong: DarkAbyssKeeper sue them for royalties Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: LRR probably won't remember to credit you
chimpfunkz: This may be more of a Friday Nights idea, but a like a judge judy style "flavor Judge" show
FeaturingMe: Use it any way you want, including completely ignore it
DarkNacht: Not according to US idea submission laws
SAJewers: Did you guys write the "Manscaping with Greg" idea from a few craphoot streams ago?
control_rig: Yeah that's been done
Anaerin: all_mankind: Dave Spokesman trying NLP, getting it confused with ASMR?
ChaoticCrawler: Are there any vape crapshots? Really want to deflate those damn vapers
Domidwarcer: Yeah same thing with the sketch society from Uni of Glasgow
spicydungus: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:51.
QuietMyth: Crapshot idea: Cam or Alex typing a mean Chat message, then monologuing internally for a while about how he shouldn't send it. Smash cut to him smirking, Smash cut to him adding a Kappa , Smash cut to him getting purged, Smash cut to him going "Fuck!" Honk
amdragon15: Make beej into a massage chair.
All_mankind: yes!
NathanLonghair: @TheGreyRabbit Awesome! Yes! That one!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: That one was very good!
blackwlf: Must've missed that, entertaining.
cuttlefishman: That was helicopter DB
virre_: Crapshot ideas: Daves Spokesman as an auctioneer. Also Daves Spokemans cheering on and also Daves Spokesman as a sports fan.
SajuukSjet: all hail Public Domain
killing_thyme: That's what that crapshot was about!?
Hugh_Munculus: DB9
DigitalSeahorse: okay that's good
ForOhForError: Beejdrop, cut to shot of twitch chat, everyone is beej in chat
ferretbadger84: Gibb teaching something but mispronouncing all the important terms
Wraithfighter: Crapshot idea: People playing Cards against Humanity wrong
Undertowst: @PhoenixMelior This is a pure writing Crapshoot.
Metric_Furlong: QuietMyth writing what you know, huh? Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like the idea of dueling Dave's and Andy's Spokesmen.
Gekyouryuu: crapshot idea: literal actual card kingdom with cast members as various MtG cards with royal titles, like "baron sengir", "rakdos, lord of riots," etc.
Scarbble: daves spokesman as an auctioneer is pretty interesting imo
myPasswordIsUpsilon: thats just me in twitch chat normally
Leonhart321: Have that exact soundbite explaining about how you can give you guys ideas but you get to adapt the to be better, smash cut to loading time video where you get scripts, recipebooks and sex toys, honk
PhoenixMelior: Undertowst yes but we still see it coming, it's nowhere near as impactful that way
silverxX59: Crappshot Idea: everyone yelling at each other in different languages then have someone show up and telling everyone that the scene is ruined and goes across the moon base and slaps gib
castlewise: I think its different enough with the kappa
myPasswordIsUpsilon: Kappa ?
Sekunder: ur-tits. the origin of the very concept of tits.
aesir_blade: lrrBEEJ
spicydungus: KappaHD
Anaerin: all_mankind: Or perhaps Dave Spokesman trying ASMR, ends up with NLP, hilarity ensures.
Garfy400: lrrBEEJ
bearded_canuck: lrrBEEJ
DarkAbyssKeeper: i was credited on the crap shot i wrote. :)
All_mankind: Dave's Spokesman tries to hypnotize people with neuro-linguistic programming but gets it confused and just talks sexy-like
Dared00: "I'm not insulting you, it's a roast!"
angryoptimist: Misuse of Kappa makes me sad.
TheGcsmith: The whole story: Crapshots
OKB_1: I feel the B transform gag has been done allready
taruan: MiniK
SirFlukesAlot: lrrBEEJ
kalpho: doing a CSI:Miami opening but instead of sunglasses, you use a Kappa mask
LordShadner: lrrBEEJ Kappa
josh_le_crafter: Crapshot Idea: twitch chat ASMR @ constant Kappa spam
rocketmonkey45: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
ferretbadger84: lrrBEEJ lrrKAPPA
FurthestChunk55: Chess Boxing by Singing Telegram
TXC2: Kappa means never having to say you're sorry Kappa
oyleslyck: lrrBEEJ
Mijnheer: did someone say lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: oh yeah that was me
IsaTheEngie: lrrBEEJ
SirFlukesAlot: duncDuncan
snowcookies: Crapshot idea: theorizing potential WWE PPV names
TragicMtG: lrrBEEJ
Domidwarcer: How about a ye olde Ham horn? Basically somebody does something cool in the olden times and have a person follow them blowing the horn many times?
JRandomHacker: lrrBEEJ lrrrBEEJ
spicydungus: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
misterprototype: lrrBEEJ
general_meh: crapshot idead: Call a customer complaint line, the peron who answers complains about customers.
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun why Beej Kappa instead of Adam kappa?
ForOhForError: Paul: Yes
WNivek: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
angryoptimist: lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ KAPPA
TheGreyRabbit: crapshot idea: WWE Promos as ASMR
t3h_f1gm3nt: y not both?
FeaturingMe: Why not both?
MadWaltz: "Torg no understand. Krog draw smiley face in ground, Torg not allowed to be mad"
Naxochils: a crapshot of just making Andy do things. idk what but I just like to watch Andy do stuff.
Jeezy56: I like anime lrrBEEJ
thaddeus_2: "Scraping fingernails on a blackboard" ASMR? :)
Abavus: Cake has broken graham
TheBob58: lrrSPOOP
Lanthess: The Beejkapa has infinitely many meanings!
cuttlefishman: Making a series of bad puns (un?)intentionally with magiccards - lrrBEEJ
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dougma: I use lrrBEEJ to mean 'as said by beej'
Mattmitchell45: How new is this? lrrBEEJ
LordShadner: lrrFRUMP lrrEFF lrrSPOT lrrBEEJ
Felipe_Modesto: How about someone doing terrible things and sticking smiley stickers on people/things after claiming "it's just a joke. :D"
Laserbeaks_Fury: "....NOT!"