GroutNASA: Aw, go back and checkpoint
TheElrad: lrrBEEJ
Compleatly: James when is the next Speedrunoneword happening
FeaturingMe: Much. Better.
loopie120: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
malc: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
KV1NN4: omg much better!
Flea_Hastings: My name is "My name is Ben"
Kramburger: <3 James
t3h_f1gm3nt: INDECENT!
triptaphane: why do i love this outfit
GSCeurope: actual audio - thanks James
gsyhiap: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
BusTed: :*
af0z: The OTP was true!
ThingsOnMyStream: lrrAWESOME
GroutNASA: "Uh Clem"
dostrow_: what is this game?
JediTransmit: TOS
loopie120: thats way easier than typing it all by hand...
Anubis169: Paul!
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Splosion: lrrHORN
Anubis169: :D
TheElrad: TOS
cairistiona13: omg thank you james
TyranicMoron: should have just said 'Ben'
EricTheOrange: @ben just one word ya nonce.
TheMoatman: "The password will be 'dingus'"
malc: hey Paul
wildpeaks: Clem will remember this
Evil_Smurf: Password dickbutt
rarermonsters: It's a decent hotel but more poop-catfish than I'd like
beckbat: clipped
redpillbluepil: Mercy, I do believe I'm feelin' the vapours.
Questhere has the vapors
paronomasiac042: Alex is a nazi?!
malc: thingsonmystream: thank you for making this game work, I was hoping we'd be able to come back to it :)
GroutNASA: @wildpeaks Yippee tie one on!
DigitalSeahorse: they need some ICREAM
Anubis169: hellooooo Ben and Alex too :D
claritycasey: heloooooooooooooo
azninsect: reeHuh
BusTed: Hallo.
Glenn_Seto: careful, you say consultation and she charges you by the hour
Foxmar320: Say IT!
Trippzen: !highlight Disturbed
Evil_Smurf: @digitalseahorse it u!!
Cantwearcats: She's easily confused
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Leels: I'd be like "wat"
SLYBOVYU: @azninsect who has that emote?!
sir_jack_DB: fair.
TheMoatman: "eat *** and die"
Ragephoenix: Go left fifteen seconds ago
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Peter200lx: Go Left!
GroutNASA: "Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?"
Flea_Hastings: This is helpful advice for chat sometimes.
RainMoth: sorry I'm late to the show
HatTheButcher: BusTed!!!! *Drop kicks you into the void, but in like...a friendly way
JohnLockeCole: Go Left!
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: #wingmanben
RainMoth: hey, how spooky is this game?
Dr_fragenstien: Go left Kappa
Noodles_15: Go Left?
RagingTrees: We've done this like twice
DigitalSeahorse: Evil_Smurf, it ewe! :O
BusTed: \ PogChamp /
Nothing_Null_Nil: I remember when Alex was talking about how annoying vague, delayed instructions through twitch chat were annoying just the other day.
RainMoth: are there jumpscares n *** like that?
NimrodXIV: I really want her to get mad if you tell her to "go over there"
TheMoatman: RainMoth as spooky as shitty voice recognition can be
the_living_gale: Oh! Are we going to scream a vending machines again?
Trippzen: PS2 is definitely more reliable
Leels: lrrSLOTH
rarermonsters: This is a peek into what gaming woiuld look like if Sierra games were way more popular before the PS2 came out
Nothing_Null_Nil: Now we're playing a game about it.
azninsect: SLYBOVYU reesetapher she made a bunch of sweeeeet emotes and i just had to sub xD
Mossballhaym: "Go the direction that was to the left of you a while ago" Kappa
ThingsOnMyStream: malc turned out to be easier then we thought. the PS2 seems to work with any USB mic
couldntpickausername: we get to look at the dispenser again
Evil_Smurf: @digitalseahorse I'm coffee now
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm sure you mean "Check dispenser"
KV1NN4: bark like a dog? :D
iSmartMan1: Tell me about yourself
Splosion: Keyword: Anal Leakage
azninsect: hahaha
loopie120: And so it begins
malc: WOAH
IndigoVitare: couldntpickausername Which dispenser?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: :O
Talin06: save
wildpeaks: wait wat ?
Aenir798: WHAT
Dared00: NO
BubbaRad: or, stay with me now, or we could walk around systematically shooting everything
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: NO
Pteraspidomorphi: s'yoursign
rocketmonkey45: WHAT
Psychic_Ketchup: Whoa
azninja888: !highlight what's your sign
OKB_1: A tools-assisted speedrun of this would be odd
azninsect: oh nooooooo
Splosion: Bark like a dog!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
wildpeaks: there it is :D
kpiozero: BRRR BRR BRRR
Kramburger: NOT OKAY
iSmartMan1: "Tell me about yourself"
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: WOW
Dared00: lrrBEEJ
cairistiona13: WHAT
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Heya Alengineering, how are you finding this... thing?
SharpCookies: get rekt
DigitalSeahorse: what
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: that got DARK fast
Macheya: Couldn't hear what she said the first time.
couldntpickausername: @IndigoVitare left dispenser
redpillbluepil: INSTANT FRIEND ZONE
BASEGray20: That's a sign alright, a sign of depression
Questhere: that took a dark turn
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun Is Graham going to come tell her to take of her shirt this time?
TheMoatman: "Punch locker"
Saulens181: No what?
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: what did I just miss?
DigitalSeahorse: that's what she said last time....not suicide
rarermonsters: My sign is "Bulk Lubricant Dropoff Zone"
amythist: Macheya she was saying something about suicide
IndigoVitare: couldntpickausername Witch dispenser?
Splosion: tell her to bark like a dog
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superkooky: I can only imagine the filthy catalogue of things this girl has been told in the past.
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WNivek: A locked locker? Shocking.
FeaturingMe: It's locked... YES IT'S A LOCKER!
claritycasey: Is the plot of the game that she's phoning a friend? :p
iSmartMan1: Say "Tell me about yourself"
Metric_Furlong: Ok_We_Live_Here_Now game misheard 'what's your sign' as 'suicide'
couldntpickausername: @IndigoVitare never mind
Kramburger: GET IN THE BAG
Evil_Smurf: @redpillbluepil the friend zone is good if you value women as friends
IndigoVitare: couldntpickausername you need to be more specific
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Metric_Furlong oh god, what was her response?
DigitalSeahorse: mmmm chips
EricTheOrange: @Loopie120 we all know it was your idea, stop trying to pass it off on Graham.
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: dive!
Lunareclipse123: SHOOT COFFEE
devildan83: Move yo @$$!
FeaturingMe: check correct dispenser
Astra7525: 2nd to right?
loopie120: @EricTheOrange I don't know hat you are talking about Kappa
couldntpickausername: @IndigoVitare get in airlock
SharpCookies: me too, lady, me too
Jlhonors: Haha
TheMoatman: Maybe "middle right"?
asthanius: Mid right?
gsyhiap: third dispenser?
DigitalSeahorse: Evil_Smurf, I value you as a friend despite you not being a woman :P
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: middle right ya twit
IndigoVitare: Hahaha
DarKovalord: colours?
NimrodXIV: aaayyyy
the_living_gale: BAM.
Granitefish: This One
FeaturingMe: WHA
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: XD
malc: lrrGOAT
iSmartMan1: WAT
hieroglyphica: IT BEGINS
RagingTrees: There's a health pack in one of the cages too
BASEGray20: The power of voice commands
Kramburger: PS2 TECHNOLOGY
t3h_f1gm3nt: YES ALEX YES
HatTheButcher: Drink the space soda. Put it inside you
Pteraspidomorphi: I want that game
KV1NN4: omg Alex, yeees
rarermonsters: "What's a save point?"
FeaturingMe: Get on the (save) point
claritycasey: "GET GOOD" *gets good*
Mossballhaym: "Check the dispenser that clearly has an item in it"
dostrow_: Dragon Dictates Video Games
Lunareclipse123: I still need to play Oxenfree
Mangledpixel: with a decent machine learning algorithm in the game it could also get better as you play it
Dr_fragenstien: It would take so long to get the data to recognize enough voices and words
PandasAndPancakes: Get Scott Benson on thissss
The_Quiet_Alestain: The Oxenfree Team? That would be amaaaazing.
malc: Cool Ps2ology
Macheya: I'm surprised this hasn't been done with all that stupid pushing of the PSMove and XBox voice thing.
Puhnkss: Mmm chips
WizardZedd: "There Came An Echo" was a recent strategy game that used voice control
OKB_1: Typical Sony
VickyKillz: Bot Colony is a relatively recent game that is entirely voice controlled
TheMoatman: Apparently there was a voice controlled strategy game released recently but I don't remember what it was called
TheMoatman: Yeah, WizardZedd got it
BusTed: Double time!
TheMoatman: "Get fucked"
IndigoVitare: BigGiantCircles did the soundtrack for There Came an Echo
Rhynerd: My first thought was the game "There Came An Echo" but I want to hear about this idea of yours, Alex.
Trippzen: The voice recognition definitely struggles with any elongated words, like "stop" versus "stooop"
sydpreviouslyheadache: hoof it
Coilean: yeah sony is lame with just not using SD cards
Foxmar320: :D
ShortRound2099: that 'tude
asthanius: "Do a little jig"
iSmartMan1: "Tell me about yourself"
Frednotbob: Say THAT!
KV1NN4: can she 'skip'?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: xD
amythist: TheMoatman I know what one you were thinking of, I think Will Wheaton did one of the voices in it as well
Coilean: they are annoying POS with it
draxov: I was experimenting with speech recognition in a game at a company recently, was really cool, google has an entire linguistics API to try and actually understand what you are saying rather than using key words
TheMoatman: "Fuck me" "No thank you"
Clench_Eastwood: tell her to smash the state
oyleslyck: Sass
rarermonsters: Ben be careful saying "Fuck Me" in this game
gsyhiap: "walk backwards"?
CodeGorilla: !highlight dance
talosparoxi: it's ecto cooler
OKB_1: They the same with the Vita memory cards :|
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Glenn_Seto: on the plus side, PS2s can be softmodded and all the homebrew software can be saved ON a memory card
Kramburger: That's NOT a capsule
Narida_L: "moonwalk"
Astra7525: not enough room for a dance?
Splosion: bark like a dog
oyleslyck: "Moonwalk"
possiblyzoe: at the start i thought this was a watch and play material. but it actually seems cool
paronomasiac042: Save point?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I wonder how far you could actually get just saying DANCE
malc: haha
Pteraspidomorphi: Depart!"
wildpeaks: live :D
Evil_Smurf: Make like a tree
arcaneIllumination: wasn't there a key in one of the holding cells?
Clench_Eastwood: Alight?
gsyhiap: "ON Y VA!" FailFish
SniperPumpkin: getting angry will never help in this game
redpillbluepil: Ok, now skip.
couldntpickausername leaves
FeaturingMe: She's just playing "I can't hear you" now
Psychic_Ketchup: Make like a tree and bark! No wait that's actually a command :D
azninsect: honestly, its doing better than i was expecting
Macheya: Naniokore~
BASEGray20: Game is straight up messing with you with the whole same word different answer
malc: "Make like a tree and get outta here"
Talin06: save?
draxov: its a game boy!
wench_tacular: @TheMoatman it was There came an echo
OKB_1: Flipphones _are_ the future
Rhynerd: It was interesting, seeing this game pop up in the mail time.
Pimptimus_Prime: But they are Space Flip Phones!
paronomasiac042: It's a flip smartphone.
FeaturingMe: 2004 phones were hooge
Stoffern: Well you gotta have a big screen...
Clench_Eastwood: Ben have you SEEN the new iPhone? its huge!
IndigoVitare: Howling Johnson Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: :O omg they're right
gsyhiap: doesn't look like a particularly big wig. More of a small toupé...
Frednotbob: Hate to tell youk, but she was eaten by that MASSIVE SWARM OF HOSTILE ALIENS!
Evil_Smurf: @draxov it's actually a raspberry Pi
Macheya: Android 4 lyfe!
DigitalSeahorse: I don't want to wait that long for economic relief
Pimptimus_Prime: A lot of people in Japan still use flip phones. Their flip phones are a lot more advanced than they used to be.
balthazar9999: Good job Brn
The_Potato_Cat: oh God her right eye keeps going funny
balthazar9999: Ben
cairistiona13: good ben
IndigoVitare: "Shoot man inside Guest Room 1"
wildpeaks: umtz umtz umtz
Niallsb: "Androooid Booooooy. I'm not your Boy Toy!"
Evil_Smurf: Is there a new iPhone?
draxov: rave time
ZoBo_: that music...
Franklin_Marklin: They're not random.
Talin06: Ben is good boy
PandasAndPancakes: I have to say, those yellow pants look great on her
Clench_Eastwood: so is the premise that she is blind?
OKB_1: Then smartphones came and now everything is a boring black rectagles. I miss the times when all kinds of weird phone form factors coexisted
Evil_Smurf raves with @digitalseahorse
the_living_gale: What? Hubris? Is that a metal band?
FriendlyFireTV: is this room curved?
Dr_fragenstien: Is this eeeeesy mode?
FeaturingMe: Clench_Eastwood: I think the premise is she's not that bright
Dared00: Maaan, I really like the main character. She's written in such a way that doesn't make you immediately angry when she doesn't understand the commands.
DigitalSeahorse raves with Evil_Smurf
LeeshaJoy: Remember, you have to say where to aim BEFORE telling her to shoot.
RagingTrees: It's like readying an action
TheMoatman: Dared00 just wait until later
Driosenth: Ben, do you have a manufacturer of choice for your phone, I am ambivalent but many of my friends swear by samsung.
rarermonsters: I just realized the modern version of this game is you'd be watching a streamer and typing in chat instructions
Jeezy56: the_living_gale actually there are 2 metal bands called Hubris
Astra7525: What exactly is she looking at
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Break down door with your foot!
Clench_Eastwood: Is this game just one big blonde joke? Kappa
Mangledpixel: security porpoises?
Evil_Smurf: @okb_1 new phones have different aspect ratios
paronomasiac042: Shoot rapist.
sjcTheos: thanks ResidentSleeper
DigitalSeahorse: ah so it's like half press on a camera shutter button
RagingTrees: shoot dong
DigitalSeahorse: or a half a press! xD
claritycasey: Kick butt
fiftymcnasty: Ben, its all about the Pixel XL
Niallsb: @paronomasiac042 "I don't see any rapiers."
ArtofDaDress: hey guys
Lunareclipse123: SHOOT COFFEE
samwonk: I liked my samsung phone till it lit itself on fire.
barbarianras: Alex is Android =)
Glenn_Seto: XD
TStodden: Don't know if "Shoot Self" is a viable command.
Astra7525: Can you ask her to "check herself"?
FriendlyFireTV: S A V E P O I N T
ThinksTooMuch: @OKB_1 I still miss my old samsung that had a (bad) touchscreen with a physical keyboard that slid out from underneath. It was thicker than a modern smartphone, sure, but I'd happily put up with that for a physical keyboard
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: YASS
TheManaLeek: Love my Samsung, nuts to iPhones
the_living_gale: @Jeezy56 That doesn't surprise me. Just wondering when "easy game" turns into a disaster, lol.
FeaturingMe: GET ON THE POINT (and save)
iSmartMan1: You gotta be more patient with these old games, Ben
GSCeurope: yelling won't help
CodeGorilla: !highlight SAVEPOINT
Evil_Smurf: @fiftymcnasty it's all about the Pentiums
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Clench_Eastwood: Ben, I can't wait until you have kids. You'll be so used to this by then =D
Mangledpixel: saying it more exasperated will make it LESS likely to understand you
rarermonsters: If she had gone back to the table when you said "Thank you" i would have lost it
couldntpickausername: Samsung honestly is one of the few affordable phones that doesn't have screens that look like utter garbage
killing_thyme: Is there something wrong with Ben's voice, he seems to be having more trouble then they did last week
ekimekim3000: I've always stuck to google Nexus phones. I guess I'll probably need to get a pixel to maintain that streak
Pimptimus_Prime: LG 4 Lyfe!
BASEGray20: Ben you are such a good boy for saying thank you to the virtual lady
DigitalSeahorse: poor Ben
ArtofDaDress: just finished a long *** day. took exams, had a long day at work, and then had to mow the lawn when i got home. lets nooooooope
Coilean: I have a phone by a company called "BLU" yes builder league united :{D
countz3r0: getting emotional about just stresses her out. :P
wildpeaks: almost want a !save command that replies the same way and keeps misunderstanding "savepoint" :D
t3h_f1gm3nt high fives @Pimptimus_Prime
JackWhoWanders: So are we interpreting this as passive aggressive behaviour?
Papperslappen: I'm sorry but I have to do this: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
LordZarano: I love my Nexus phone, considerably better than the samsung I used to have
iSmartMan1: Also, say "Tell me about yourself" for maximum sass
Evil_Smurf: I love my iPhone 7 plus
talosparoxi: okay dad, I'll go to the save point
Dr_fragenstien: Can you do "run to ___"?
malc: "This is the emergency panel. Emergencies are stored in here."
kpiozero: So Dr.s Alex and Ben, what percentage of this game is Watch+Play and what percent is lets nope
All_mankind: how goes the micromanaging our heroine?
duaiwe: Ya’ll have weird attachments to your inanimate objects.
samwonk: So, yeah. If you don't, like I did, wake up to the smell of smoke coming out of your phone, Samsung's a strong choice.
Leels: this is the emergency panel, emergency tools are stored in here. for emergencies
wildpeaks: shoot coffee :D
Evil_Smurf: My first phone was a galaxy mini 3 though
TorvakMOS: Shoot mirror Kappa
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RansomTime: Is this a horror game or an adventure game?
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countz3r0: take a poop
af0z: I believe she's passive-aggrisively pretending not to understand when you shout
FriendlyFireTV: LOL
TheMoatman: Oh yeah this is where we were when it died on us
ArtofDaDress: @malc that explains why it was already open :P
Pimptimus_Prime: Yasss
DigitalSeahorse: "go to!"
OKB_1: Somehow this character reminds me of Kes from Star Trek Voyager
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Just my gal!
FriendlyFireTV: wat
gsyhiap: w o w
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: WOW
malc: "I'm a little teapot"
the_living_gale: Avoiding the question?!
gsyhiap: g33kCoffee
Cantwearcats: Yes you are Rio
wildpeaks: no, YOU're basic coffee cup :D
SchalaKitty: straight denied
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: DANCE!
All_mankind: in my headcanon she's hearing impaired
RansomTime: yes this is coffee cup
FriendlyFireTV: >tell me about yourself>"it's a basic coffee cup" goldyDone
TorvakMOS: Coffee woman
iSmartMan1: She's supposed to reply "My age, hobbies, and measurements are none of your business"
t3h_f1gm3nt: that silent head nod is soooooo good
newfur: She's basic, got it Keepo
duaiwe: That head tilt was great.
sleepyham: is "basic coffee cup" throwing shade? Kappa
Evil_Smurf: I'm made of coffee
Splosion: LAdy! Come on!
Driosenth: shoot window
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: dance your way to success Ben
duaiwe: “I’m not going to respond to that."
TheMoatman: !highlight coffee cup
BASEGray20: It identifies as a coffee cup
LRRbot: Highlight added.
malc: "Open lrrEFF "
FriendlyFireTV: is this game 100% voice chat?
Evil_Smurf: "Open fuck"
rarermonsters: Ask her to Get Ye Flask
All_mankind: i like my women like i like my coffee: not self-identifying as coffee
malc: yes friendlyfiretv
FriendlyFireTV: @malc this is hell
couldntpickausername: game like this but Undertale style that remembers everything and adjusts.
Leels: "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
CodeGorilla: Enhance?
duaiwe: All_mankind so, uh, you like tea? o_0
oyleslyck: "Open fuck" - game misconstrues it as sexual harassment lrrBEEJ
rarermonsters: "Enhance"
DigitalSeahorse: tell me about (her name)
kpiozero: Get ye flask
All_mankind: actually yes
LordZarano: FriendlyFireTV 90%, you have to push buttons to open locks sometimes
Leels: "get smashed"
OKB_1: She and a coffeecup have the same topology
Papperslappen: So this is basically an old sierra text adventure but with a worse user interface
Reecer6: This is exactly the reason to drink.
WNivek: "Shoot wine"
Alness49: Is it Rose?
The_Potato_Cat: I'm pretty sure there's no better time to drink woman
Evil_Smurf: shots?
Pimptimus_Prime: @friendlyfiretv ~95%
countz3r0: Enable Crunk Mode
Trippzen: I mean, "Ben" might be a recognizable name?
Macheya: What is "you cannot get ye flask" from?
Trippzen: or "Alex"
kpiozero: HomeStar runner
Evil_Smurf: !good game
Laserbeaks_Fury: shots....shots shots...shots shots
iSmartMan1: Mouth shoot
RansomTime: oh *** went down
gsyhiap: smash mouth?
Kramburger: THIS GUY
Evil_Smurf: !game good
SacrificialToast: think you can just say "mouth"
kaiokenxkenshin: what is this game?
IndigoVitare: Shoot man
TheMoatman: "kiss gun"
paronomasiac042: Shoot fucktard
Lusunati: We on a real Ps2?
rarermonsters: You keep pointing out the weak points when every single enemy is a formless blob of poo
malc: SHOOT
countz3r0: douche time
wildpeaks: "Shoot douche"
Pimptimus_Prime: @macheya Thy Dungeonman from a Strongbad email
nobodyimportantororiginal: "shoot douche"
FeaturingMe: target lrrARROW action
ThinksTooMuch: This a**hole
Dr_fragenstien: I think you can just say the location
countz3r0: FIRE
Psychic_Ketchup: Douchebag, shoot
RagingTrees: If you just say the body part itll shoot that part i think
Saulens181: douche shoot
t3h_f1gm3nt: "Shoot asshole"
JackWhoWanders: hi douchehole!
Lusunati: a wheel ps2
Mangledpixel: Asshole, shoot
The_Potato_Cat: shoot jerk
azninsect: Douchebag, SHOOT
countz3r0: SHOOT DOUCHE
Macheya: @Pimptimus_Prime Neat, thanks.
newfur: Shoot ***
oyleslyck: "Shoot douche"
GSCeurope: kneecap, shoot
Lithobraker: "asshole shoot"
Clench_Eastwood: Douche. Shoot
azninja888: Asshole! Shoot!
Lizardon28: I was looking up any funny commands. Apparently at the beginning when she asks for you help if you say no several times, she will then shoot the camera and walk away and you get a game over.
sjcTheos: my hotel is a mess BabyRage
Driosenth: shoot douche canoe
rarermonsters: Is Shoot Douchcanoe an instruction?
Splosion: Mah gun!
countz3r0: shoot before he grabs your kitty
Kthanid: Punch teeth.
Dascylus: I feel like this game would be a lot less sexist if it were a guy being told how to do absolutely everything
Splosion: Head, shoot!
ekimekim3000: Oh when this asshole...when this *** yells at me I say I'm "Rio"
Pimptimus_Prime: @macheya No probalo!
Djshire: Alex, what is on the docket for Talking Simulator tomorrow?
kpiozero: Hey, Alex and ben, When you want to shoot a bunch of targets qucikly you can say 'strafe'
Rhynerd: Mouth, shoot.
asthanius: Her name is Rio and she won't take all your sh*t
JackWhoWanders: shoot douche groin
claritycasey: WHOAH
the_living_gale: Please tell me he dies.
azninsect: DOUCHE SHOOT
nobodyimportantororiginal: "Shoot douche" --- "I'm WEARING shoes."
Narida_L: shoot man
the_living_gale: I want him swallowed whole.
oyleslyck: Please shoot him
dragoon3zero: she is a really good shot for a "waitress"
Saulens181: @djshire Near: A Tomato
countz3r0: Sorry, my name is not Melania. :P
paronomasiac042: Shoot fucktard
AllMeatPizza: Her name is Rio and she dances on command (or not)
LeeshaJoy: "How about this: double my salary and I *won't* lock you in the bathroom and wait until the aliens get you."
wildpeaks: i wonder if the dialog is different if we say our name is Georges
sir_jack_DB: MUZZLE PLS
TheMoatman: "Shoot douche" "Suicide???"
AlonsoSwift: Shoot douche IN THE HEAD.
redpillbluepil: Mister rich-guy, you're acting pretty cocky for a guy who was cowering in the bathroom.
Rhynerd: @djshire according to the event list, NieR Automata.
Djshire: saulens181 sounds....far-fetched
TheMoatman: How does she keep hearing everything as suicide, anyway?
Clench_Eastwood: Prime Minister Jackass?
wildpeaks: buuurn
BusTed: lrrHORN
kumatsu: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
claritycasey: :O
Dared00: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
JackWhoWanders: buuuuuurn
Lord_Durin: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
azninsect: lrrHORN
The_Potato_Cat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ShortRound2099: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ThinksTooMuch: Best protagonist EVAR
sir_jack_DB: :0
newfur: GOT EM
ChaoticCrawler: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
FeaturingMe: No I kiss YOUR mother with that mouth
gsyhiap: "shoot jerk"
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BITs19_: !highlight gotem
rarermonsters: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
the_living_gale: Perfect Game discovered.
Brainsample3D: lrrHORN
TheMoatman: Like most of the times haven't had an s sound in them
IslandIntoOppConcedes: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
azninja888: lrrHORN lrrHORN BUUURN
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Macheya: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
Rhynerd: CurseLit lrrHORN
Dr_fragenstien: I <3 this lady
malc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
newfur: SHOOT HIM
oyleslyck: Shoot him pls
RobertMerlow: You don't treat someone with a GUN like that
sir_jack_DB: SICK BANTS
kpiozero: Like, When will we get lifeline 2
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: YASS queenie! SLAY!
redpillbluepil: Golly, what a jerk.
RobertMerlow: She is the one holding a LOADED HANDGUN
Evil_Smurf: lrrGARBO
Lunareclipse123: SHOOT TANAKA
Evil_Smurf: lrrBEEJ
iSmartMan1: Shoot window?
superkooky: I missed last weeks stream, how much more of this do we have until we're in fresh territory?
TheMoatman: Shoot bed
Psychic_Ketchup: Jump on bed?
t3h_f1gm3nt: drugs>
FeaturingMe: drugs?
ChaoticCrawler: VapeNation ???
ArtofDaDress: Drugs?
Djshire: drugs?
Brainsample3D: push him out an airlock
Niallsb: He seems like the kind of guy who's wrong about everything, so I imagine these aren't actually aliens.
Evil_Smurf: Durgs?
Macheya: @superkooky About ten minutes? Ish
Noodles_15: drugs?
Splosion: Got 'im!
Lusunati: Also alex, thank you for showing me Jalopy, dude.
ArtofDaDress: Dgurs?
Pimptimus_Prime: @superkooky As soon as they leave this room.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:42.
JackWhoWanders: "Do drugs, fight a bear"!
Frednotbob: Tell Rio to 'bark like a dog'!
rarermonsters: Ask "What are you wearing?" It's both sexist and inexplicable
Gildan_Bladeborn: Frednotbob - they did last time.
kpiozero: Yo, Dr. Alex and Ben, There's a command called strafe that you might be able to use in combat
ChaoticCrawler: VapeNation \/ /\
Clench_Eastwood: Do bear, fight a drug.
talosparoxi: ya sure that's not a urinal cake?
kpiozero: it'll hit all targets
FeaturingMe: Better dirty than tired
azninsect: perfect kstarkNice
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: meer?
the_living_gale: That'll teach 'em.
t3h_f1gm3nt: i need to check up on jalopy again. see if i can stop falling through the world with the newest update
hieroglyphica: I would watch Alex play Jalopy just about forever
malc: lrrAWW
Evil_Smurf: Meet?
samwonk: Shoot Mir? Mir deorbited a long time ago, Ben.
gsyhiap: what??!
wildpeaks: \o/
claritycasey: He means Myr
Halabast: Mieer!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Shoot myr
duaiwe: “Shoot mir? That crashed years ago!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben wants all the bad luck in the world. Kappa
technofairyfolclor subscribed for 17 months in a row!
technofairyfolclor: SHOOT ALL THE THINGS!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, technofairyfolclor! (Today's storm count: 42)
azninsect: shoot myr
Pimptimus_Prime: Ha!
FeaturingMe: Time to "sink" a few bullets into that one
Evil_Smurf: What's a meer?
NimrodXIV: yeah, *that's* dangerous
paronomasiac042: Shoot Mir!
Glenn_Seto: "shoot mir? but the station was dismantled years ago!"
GroutNASA: Eye Protection
The_Potato_Cat: isn't that anumber on the wall behind the mirror?
Frednotbob: Lifeline: Shoot-Everything Simulator.
DigitalSeahorse: drgs drgs drgs, vrythng s psn, nthng s psn
claritycasey: *Myr Battlesphere emerges*
Cantwearcats: I'll shoot up any random corridor on this space station, but a sink? *** no
GroutNASA: It'd ricochet off the sink
malc: "Shoot lrrHORN myr myr myrrrrror"
devildan83: shoot jerk
Kortanios: Shoot some H?
ChaoticCrawler: "That would be dangerous" *steps over every shard of broken glass*
ekimekim3000: this is actually really impressive
Splosion: F that mirror!
Evil_Smurf: Shoot Myr
GroutNASA: Alex, what model is the pistol?
JackWhoWanders: "do a less shitty run"
Trippzen: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:09.
DigitalSeahorse: save point again after the dooch cut scene?
DerDrongo: save before leaving?
PinaCalChaos just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. PinaCalChaos subscribed for 27 months in a row!
PinaCalChaos: "no that would not be safe"
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PinaCalChaos! (Today's storm count: 43)
blackwlf: Apparently she really wants to go to bed.
Brainsample3D: leaves room and shoots out all the lights instead of flipping the switch
DoktorLoy: she's trying to take you to bed, Ben
Evil_Smurf: Stop, collaborate and listen
ZoBo_: shutter panel is code for bed, duh.
GroutNASA: If it's a 1911 she should have to *** it, right?
FeaturingMe: Ah yes, we're in Colt Dark Space
redpillbluepil: SHUH! TUH! PAN! EL!
sjcTheos: WutFace
Sitiran: i watch the WR speedrun of this. Alex and Ben are in for some shit! hahaha
ShortRound2099: hackers?
GroutNASA: Alex: she's shooting it like Double Action
nobodyimportantororiginal: Are we House of the Dead now?
The_Potato_Cat: chip monks in space!
paronomasiac042: It's Morpheus!
MT_Storm: Shodan?
chuckbatman: WutFace
ekimekim3000: Sitiran: ooh, how fast?
TheMoatman: Sitiran the first speedrun is soooo amazing
asthanius: We're an Operator? This is a weird Neir Automata mod.
ChaoticCrawler: It's Nyarlathotep WutFace
Gildan_Bladeborn: This game is exquisite. It's like it's designed for internet comedians to stream... before that was a thing people did.
Chipton: There's an excellent Youtube video by Forgotten Weapons on the history and revisions of the 1911
Frednotbob: Oooof COURSE there is. Maybe we can find them and THEY can tell us they're a coffee cup.
psychmancer: Someone else is alive: Alex and Ben look hardly concerned
Granitefish: It's an autolock system
HatTheButcher: hail yog-sothoth
Sitiran: let me check really quick
Psychic_Ketchup: Shouting of the dead if anything
Lusunati: Elocution of the dead.
devildan83: move @$$
somkun just subscribed with Twitch Prime. somkun subscribed for 7 months in a row!
somkun: I'm totally on the sub train, the sub train never left. <3 to the boys in spoop
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Sitiran: 2h 35m 52s
Glenn_Seto: this is very apropos, but what made the 1911 design such a standout?
GroutNASA: Alex ... shouldn't she be cocking it?
The_Potato_Cat: 47:28 hours played ?! have you guys played without us?
claritycasey: The spoops are back in town! :D
JediTransmit: @Glenn_Seto A large calibre for it's time
Sitiran: And there are some TENSE moments in it
Macheya: I think that's 47 minutes.
FeaturingMe: TheMoatman: 0:47:28
Frednotbob: Can she sing?
ReverseCreations: I forget who is the Protags name?
SacrificialToast: Shutter-chan?
malc: Shutter Shen
Scarbble: shutter? i barely knew 'er
ReverseCreations: what is**
sir_jack_DB: Also, Ahoy did a good video on it
kpiozero: Rio's the name of the protag
FeaturingMe: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:54.
ReverseCreations: Thanks, It's going into a WoW Motd.
couldntpickausername: shutter? I barely know her
TheMoatman: Glenn_Seto it's simple enough to just work and just happened to be the pistol that the US military had in service when WWII broke out so a metric fuckload were made
Glenn_Seto: yeah, the hydraulic lab doors from RE2 also pop up EVERYWHERE
kpiozero: She's already one step ahead
Mangledpixel: odd that they are called 'shutters', 'bulkhead' would make more sense
Macheya: Those are some gothic shuttters.
claritycasey: @couldntpickausername smooth
MsL3th4l: wasn't this made by capcom?
FeaturingMe: I want one of those in ma house
nobodyimportantororiginal: Shutter? Darn near killed 'er. Boom still got it.
GroutNASA: It's interesting reading about the pistols that are *everywhere*. e.g. CZ75
the_living_gale: Suddenly, Ben playing SOMA feels incredibly appropriate.
Reecer6 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Reecer6 subscribed for 4 months in a row!
Reecer6: Shoot right eye!_Shoot wall!_Stand still!_Die!
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BlueMagnusStormCrow: Open shutter, huge monster jumps out and eats you.
LeeshaJoy: Position THEN shoot
sjcTheos: PogChamp
Pimptimus_Prime: Cool Technol-ohnGawd!
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrGOAT there.
ChaoticCrawler: Rekt' 'em PogChamp
GroutNASA: "hai"
asthanius: "Get ye flask"
Juliamon: Noun then verb, Ben. "Right eye shoot" not "Shoot right eye"
redpillbluepil: Shoot the obvious weak point! I shouldn't need to tell you this.
GroutNASA: Pistol Rave
kpiozero: Oh man, check out the hallway curve
Psychic_Ketchup: "Run to rave"
wildpeaks: duDudu
kpiozero: thats attention to detail
RagingTrees: This music reminds me of Samurai Jack in a club
sir_jack_DB: oh right, space station
ekimekim3000: shoot corpse
kpiozero: WOAH
talosparoxi: lrrCOW
sjcTheos: WutFace
kpiozero: HOLY ***
ChaoticCrawler: WutFace
GroutNASA: @RagingTrees jinx
Flea_Hastings: "RUN RUN RUN"
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh hai new frand!
FeaturingMe: Imagine being a security guard at this place... you could actually do the rounds
asthanius: This reminds me a lot of Parasite Eve
GroutNASA: Infinite ammo?
Pimptimus_Prime: Crap yourself in Fear!
rarermonsters: It's a 99 cent store Licker
Rhynerd: That's a biggun
Hiramas: the corriolis would be awful
wildpeaks: "shoot cutscene"
dreaminginautumn: it's a nice piece of attention to detail, AND it hides the popin/popout
claritycasey: I thought that had a wine-bottle stuck to it at first :p
fourcardcombosuicide: what's this music?
Sitiran: All I can say is have fun guys! Good luck, you're going to need it. @LoadingReadyRun
ChaoticCrawler: Probably should have dimmed the lights or something so it looked more ominous and less goofy
Kthanid: Are we in a early 2000's rave now?
PinaCalChaos: im the fire starter
sk3tchup: what is reload
Hiramas: just imagine your feet moving faster than your head....
killing_thyme: She has a lot of bullets
GroutNASA: She reloaded! ! ! 10/10 direction
rarermonsters: Tell her she's authorized to use the heat protection armor
t3h_f1gm3nt: wut?
Dared00: UHOH
ChaoticCrawler: YOU DIED
Astral_Apache: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:08.
devildan83: bad end
kpiozero: YOU DED
CptCorallis: Clearly you didn't press it good enough
iSmartMan1: Missed timing?
Mossballhaym: ??
barbarianras: Open airlocks, lets do this FTL style
talosparoxi: I think you chose open
seminoble: good think it slowed down once it got close.... nvm
Franklin_Marklin: You did it early.
the_living_gale: "Punch way out of stomach!"
SniperPumpkin: pushed it too soon I guess
Gildan_Bladeborn: You did it wrong Ben, OBVIOUSLY. Kappa
dreaminginautumn: oooh CHOMP
Franklin_Marklin: I think.
AlonsoSwift: Was that a QTE in a voice-controlled game?
lifecharacter: "Star Wars that boi"
dreaminginautumn: sudden MuvLuv flashbacks
GroutNASA: "Good thing the camera can't see me through all that thickness."
CptCorallis: Way too early lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Gildan_Bladeborn: AlonsoSwift - it was, but Ben does have SOME controls.
Niallsb: Wait, 47 hours? I don't think time moves that fast in space
nobodyimportantororiginal: The way she sits on the floor is actually really cute.
FeaturingMe: That was a SlowTimeEvent
solahwin_tampramain: holey lrreff
Psychic_Ketchup: Well done Rio
iSmartMan1: That worked!?\
Pimptimus_Prime: LOL
Franklin_Marklin: Ha.
Gothicviolin: What game is this?
Narida_L: tbh the voice recognition works a lot better than I'd expected
solahwin_tampramain: um i subed???
sjcTheos: cutscene time ResidentSleeper
dragoon3zero: the game is called Lifeline
malc: of course we can't tell whether that was a flukey misinterpretation or something they actually coded
paronomasiac042: I'm tickled by the idea that a character is so very helpless that she needs to be told when and where to shoot in combat, but not so helpless that she just runs away.
GroutNASA: Keys on spaceships? Do they send just ANYONE on these things?
iSmartMan1: @solahwin_tampramain There have been a bunch of people missing their subs lately
wildpeaks: chu chu
CptCorallis: With the cadance that you can get into, this is almost a rhythm game
BusTed: ezpz
rarermonsters: In serious reflection, they're REALLY good at giving small elements to her personality and mannerisms to make her feel endearing
chuckbatman: You don't need to say shoot every time
GroutNASA: Just that cool.
Astra7525: A location is already a shoot command
solahwin_tampramain: thanks ismart
FeaturingMe: To be fair, she was pushed over
nobodyimportantororiginal: Oh my stars and garters!
devildan83: Try asking her blood type.
wildpeaks: it is.. unskippable
Psychic_Ketchup: Heavens to space-betsy!
AlonsoSwift: Heavens to what?
DeusMachinaEx: Wow, literally yelling at video games... I've tuned in at a good time it seems
damullet14: She's an incredible shot considering she for some reason won't actually fire unless commanded
Macheya: Heavens to Kevin Spacey!
GroutNASA: Great Caesar's Space-Ghost
Mossballhaym: Is there something we should be doing there?
Dared00: Unskippable cutscenes? Someone should make a show about that.
Evil_Smurf: @digitalseahorse this coffee so gud
countz3r0: Exit Stage Right
wildpeaks: a QTE at the end of an unskippable cutscene though, that's cruel
chuckbatman: Hey she's firing without command there
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man it must be so hard to get those footprints off the roof
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not just unskippable cutscenes in a horror game, unskippable cutscenes in a horror game immediately preceding a QTE that presents a game-over state. The paragon of video-game design. Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: Evil_Smurf, so was mine earlier
Coilean: I miss unskippable
Gothicviolin: Imagine viscera cleanup detail with this map
Coilean: it was really funny x3
SharpCookies: oh yay, you guys are mcelroy fans?I just recently started watching some of their stuff and i love it
countz3r0: aww i thought it was gonna go out Rancor style
Trippzen: Someone should tell Microsoft that this game exist. They could make voice controlled games and ditch the Kinect for good.
malc: this game is not helping me to mark my students' work
wildpeaks: gun is our only frand :D
kpiozero: Rio X Gun OTP
Driosenth: that woman is D E A D
rarermonsters: Thank you Gun Jesus
Evil_Smurf: Gun sempai
Trippzen: OTP - one true pistol
Narida_L: shes gonna burn her nose?
RagingTrees: If there were monsters everywere I'd love my gun too
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it would be too hot to touch!
Lazarenth subscribed for 40 months in a row!
Lazarenth: 40 months that's almost a whole year
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lazarenth! (Today's storm count: 46)
Lithobraker: malc ooh, you're a supervisor?
PandasAndPancakes: hugging the gun is how she reloads it - it's actually runs off her blood, like in Bloodborne
KV1NN4: The gun, also ina cocktail dress
the_living_gale: Gun in a bow tie is actually kind of cute.
KV1NN4: sized to fit
wildpeaks: is it dickbutt again ?
rarermonsters: Alex I know you're Canadian but that's how every dinner date happens in the US
countz3r0: Wesker?
Psychic_Ketchup: You look smoking hot today, gun Kappa
zargreus99: Yay!
FeaturingMe: Reeeeeeoh?
ThinksTooMuch: That's a voice
hieroglyphica: @malc it's not helping me paint this commision either, I feel you
TheMoatman: RiiIIIIo
the_living_gale: There was a "eh" missing from that question.
wildpeaks: hey it's Mister Idiot
chuckbatman: RIIIIII-O-SAN!
DigitalSeahorse: Rio!
kpiozero: Rio's pretty deece with firearms for a waitress
iSmartMan1: He's dead
TheMoatman: He's gonna die so fast
TheMoatman: Or is evil
countz3r0: Plus I just like my women locked in cells
RagingTrees: no they're puppies
Lunareclipse123: "I'm sorry, but I'm more into the Strong Silenced type"
rarermonsters: The placement of security camera's in this hotel is really questionable
Kramburger: Oh look, it's Fragile Masculinity
Halabast: Oh hey mister "I read my lines one word at a time."
Evil_Smurf: They just doggos
Gothicviolin: No, they're fluffy bunnies
hieroglyphica: *** this guy so hard, already I hate him
Psychic_Ketchup: Sir, you're wearing a scarf for a tie
ekimekim3000: "Rescue" team, sure. 10:1 they're here to kill everyone involved
Astra7525: is this a hotel or a research lab?
rarermonsters: Especially all these built in slowly rotating dollies
DigitalSeahorse: he seems not quite as dooshy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man there are a surprising amount of people still alive
SniperPumpkin: Caught it with a NET
couldntpickausername: Ben every guy here is a douchebag because it wants to be accurate
wildpeaks: we'll certainly look
LeeshaJoy: No, they're cosplayers from the convention on the far side of the station OF COURSE THEY'RE *** ALIENS
Driosenth: why is there a TESTING WARD in a hotel?
TheAinMAP: Science experiments
Blackblood909: he is gonna survive till the end of this game, calling it
jakale: maybe mutants?
countz3r0: Cause that gun is for fun
IndigoVitare: A researcher? A testing ward? I thought this was a hotel
DeusMachinaEx: THE 4th WALL
unicornfrolic: hey ben, sometimes you need some tenderness to get you through a long, alien infested night
FeaturingMe: The sun? Sweet
dreaminginautumn: the only one you can love in this crazy mixed up world is your gun
JackWhoWanders: These are guns specialised for romance, ben
dragoon3zero: shouldn't they stick together?
Rhynerd: I feel like I've heard this man's voice on an episode of MST3K. Not sure why...
dreaminginautumn: survivorxgun OTP
solahwin_tampramain: indago ikd??
DigitalSeahorse: Sun Sweet Sun
wildpeaks: he's our Barney
countz3r0: LOVE GUN
OKB_1: At least the game seams to be aware all the guys are aholes
Astra7525: maybe they are testing the newest in chill out equipment
DigitalSeahorse: must be a Sunkist Sun :P