Metric_Furlong: even if #BlameMatt loses the poll, it'll be Matt's fault
malc: damnit who voted for #BlamePaul
Avayu: Why would you blame Paul?
Skeletons54: #Blame(Here)
Undertowst: What monster blamed Paul?
PhoenixMelior: blame lrrFRUMP
eddieatthegov: #blamecanaha
AussieGuy_88: Straw
cheetoJack: Who blamed Paul!? We'll have your head
AussieGuy_88: Opooll?
LoadingReadyRun: #blamejames for #blamepaul
DennyMcG: NojhLivic Matt just wants you to think he's a scapegoat
Lotus_position: What? no. Everyone knows you blame the subterranean lizard people/molemen alliance.
TyrantTaco: I watch Bahroo and 72hrs, I love this game! lrrAWESOME rooSip
Metric_Furlong: cheetoJack Matt, obviously
malc: ha
AussieGuy_88: Poll?
DennyMcG: He's crafty like that
TXC2: 500 to 1 Paul voted for #blamepaul
malc: that counts as one for #BlameJames then, instead :D
Felipe_Modesto: #blameShawn
PhoenixMelior: I will never not blame matt.
Navi_Chem: Who voted Paul!
TXC2: shaw not shawn
NojhLivic: Wow. Who voted for blame paul? Why would you ever blame paul?
Metric_Furlong: NojhLivic I'm sure it's Matt's fault somehow
malc: nojhlivic: it was James
Felipe_Modesto: Oh eah, Shaw
DeadlyWinchester: maybe paul voted for paul?
TXC2: James voted for paul, c'ause he;s a monster
TXC2: Here we.........go
GapFiller: It's Bagel Time!
incslayer: Hey James and Paul
NojhLivic: Oh yeah. Probably James' fault.
DennyMcG: Matt made James a monster, therefore it's Matt's fault
GapFiller: evening Paul x James
Lotus_position: Oh no! I've gone deaf!
TXC2: Hello Paul and James
DennyMcG: #BlameMatt
VickyKillz: I'm painting Magic cards
TyrantTaco: Heya! rooSip
Avayu: Hey Paul and James!
Metric_Furlong: ABM: Always Blame Matt
eddieatthegov: hey, P&J
Undertowst: James, you MONSTER!
Felipe_Modesto: lrrSPOOP
incslayer: Never blame paul
SniperPumpkin: #blameJames for Voting for Paul
GapFiller: James Turner is truly History's Greatest Monster
CanvasWolfDoll: we like paul, though.
Earthenone: what kind of monster would blame paul..ohh
Lotus_position: Nvm. Twitch automutes now apparently.
Granitefish: It's neat
TheOtherTrevor: I guess we can blame paul for having a votey thing
afoersch: votey thing?
RavingPenguin: Paul fixes the *** we #BlameJames for
TheAinMAP: Blame James for blaming Paul.
Contiguouskittycat: Hi Can, hi fam. Wait, wrong stream.
Macheya: James, you Jerk.
afoersch: vote thingy?
Felipe_Modesto: my body is prepared for spoopy game lrrSPOOP
eddieatthegov: nice. also like knowing the tunes.
incslayer: James did you cheat?
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malc: afoersch: Strawpoll overlay on the intro card
Earthenone: well its daylight? maybe we are already dead?
SniperPumpkin: lrrFINE
Jwiley129: hopefully you guys don't die a ton while I'm studying for a huge math test coming up
eddieatthegov: lrrFINE
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Saulens181: alright, what chatm'ns want to load up Dongs by Donglight to play alongside J&P?
afoersch: malc ah, must've just missed it
Felipe_Modesto: Its a 4v1 Assymetrical thing
TyrantTaco: it's just Dead By Daylight
Skeletons54: beard paul is back love it.
Avayu: This is a multiplayer thingy right? So it needs anticheat software.
Macheya: Paul's beard is much redder than his hair.
Felipe_Modesto: #Design
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:45.
Felipe_Modesto: #Symbolism
DennyMcG: Macheya that happens with my beard too
Skeletons54: @avayu thos requires further testing
RassilonDND: Have we hit peak zombie yet?
TyrantTaco: Not from the Spider God! (no joke you sacrifice people to a Spider God)
SniperPumpkin: ug. Deceit was so bad
GapFiller: Deceit was twofered with Hollow Knight iirc
Contiguouskittycat: Death always did seem like kind of a release.
Lunareclipse123: cheer100 Black Sails at Midnight! You're Dead by Daylight!
Felipe_Modesto: Did you guys purcase the DLC? Cause most people like playing with DLC stuff.
Felipe_Modesto: *Purchase
TXC2: my "beard" is much lighter then my "hair"
Hodgegoulashi: Hello my friends!
Avayu: Macheya That's not unusual, my father had that, too.
TyrantTaco: This will keep you entertained James
IndigoVitare: A WHOLE point? For so little? Why in Desert Bus it takes 8 hours of flawless gameplay to get one point. Kids these days are spoiled
GapFiller: welp moar Hollow Knight like last time then
TXC2: hello Hodgegoulashi welcome
Earthenone: always have a swerve prepared :P
Felipe_Modesto: In this game survivors have to fix generators and escape, the killer has to kill (predictably)
TyrantTaco: heck, Paul could go play in the other room and you could team up as survivors
TXC2: when in doubt: hollow Knight
Felipe_Modesto: This game is at is funnest when survivors have voice chat
Skeletons54: you must find more keys
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:50.
Hodgegoulashi: You just sold your soul!!
IndigoVitare: Fortunately James is an excellent speed-reader
TXC2: !highlight reading the UELA
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Jwiley129: start out as a survivor
Skeletons54: *EULA
Earthenone: kill your friends seems like a strong choice
Contiguouskittycat: Someone, somewhere had actually read the EULA on stream.
CapnOdin: spine
Undertowst: Hyper deformed willy?
Earthenone: (i know nothing about this game just going off name)
TyrantTaco: You ncan't control brightness, that would be a cheat in this game
Lunareclipse123: My old cat used to sound like that when they purred
Seeric: This seems like a more interesting take on Evolve
SithSerith: I do!
TyrantTaco: Yes, I play and own this game
Senstaku: I have the game
TheManaLeek: Haven't played in a while but I'd definitely play
TyrantTaco: I also watch streamers who play
lifecharacter: Left 4 Dead?
j0xer: left for dead had a play as monster option eentually
j0xer: eventually*
Felipe_Modesto: Friday the 13th is the next big thing in the 4v1 Assymetrical world and is coming out next month but this is also great.
SithSerith: What's the steam info?
Felipe_Modesto: Be the black lady, she is great
Rhynerd: hi!
TXC2: that is 100% the guy from left 4 dead
koaxkoax: clearly the correct choice. she has the best hat.
SithSerith: Added!
Macheya: The top left guy looks like a cross between Jeffrey Donovan and Jeff Goldblum.
TXC2: loadingreadyrunonsteam
Lanthess: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:22.
lifecharacter: She looks hard af and ready to *** up a monster.
Lotus_position: She's the grisly survivor from the first movie that comes back in the sequel.
SniperPumpkin: it's nice that you don't have your community page blocked, so we can see all the chevos that W&P games seem to keep having
Felipe_Modesto: @LoadingReadyRun Important thing about the game: You make noise and leave scorch marks that the killer can see, avoid running if you can.
IndigoVitare: that guy is in the wrong game
IndigoVitare: this isn't L4D
SoundGuy0dB: lol its bill from left for dead
SAJewers: gah, missed the start of this because I didn't see any tweet
SithSerith: I'm SGT Spookums on steam, your display can definitely be changed
TheManaLeek: Yeah go slow, hide, don't mess up fixing the generators
TXC2: you can change your name in steam
Noodles_15: Oh, wow the LRL accounts review of the quivering got banned
Felipe_Modesto: looool
DeadlyWinchester: what?
Felipe_Modesto: W+P?
Lunareclipse123: Graham did on W&P
CataclysmicReverb: Alex wrote "No." in durring W+P
Undertowst: Alex left a review after the W+P. it wasn't good.
Lunareclipse123: Oh, was it Alex?
Contiguouskittycat: I thought the only video game enemy who could attack you in the menu was Sans.
IndigoVitare: that guy needs clean clothes
Senstaku: Friend invite sent, now waiting for game to finish updating apparently
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh hey, whats going on over in dis channel?
Rhynerd: to be fair, the game kinda favored survivors for some time...
zlatkosan: hi guys
PUMPKINHEAD911: Fix generators and don't die!
TXC2: hello t3h_f1gm3nt and zlatkosan welcome
Earthenone: it was accurate
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Use the Love Saw!
johkmil: Don't get hooked
Swamplor: The review should have just been "It wasn't good."
TheManaLeek: Survivor is 3rd, Killer is 1st person
SAJewers: IIRC it is
Macheya: Easy, breezy, beautiful, Zombie Girl.
p_johnston: the killer is also in 1st person.
Lotus_position: FYI, if you screw up fixing a generator, it makes a loud bang that the killer will hear.
Felipe_Modesto: #fixThatGeneator
amythist: yup survivr is 3rd person, killer is 1st person
IndigoVitare: I thought he just got eaten by a tree
Contiguouskittycat: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
TheManaLeek: The killer gets to see when you finish fixing a generator, screw up fixing one, or otherwise make loud noises
SniperPumpkin: oh the lag is real
ParanoidRabbit: game lag <3
Pteraspidomorphi: Very laggy
Earthenone: wow thats hard to look at
SomebodyNowhere: why so jerky
Senstaku: Someone you're connected to has a bad connection
t3h_f1gm3nt: the lag is real boys!
TXC2: "Reunited and it feels so good!"
Solemn_storm: is this game peer to pper?
PUMPKINHEAD911: If you hear a heartbeat that means the killer is close
DeadlyWinchester: nice rubberbanding
Felipe_Modesto: omg that lag lrrGARBO
IndigoVitare: this character has a teleport ability obviously Kappa
SeedaSantos: Someones lagging
Granitefish: the lag is making me sick
Undertowst: This is nauseating to watch.
SithSerith: It suffers from host lag issues
SomebodyNowhere: you'll never be caught by the killer due to the rubber banding
TyrantTaco: The game connection is Peer 2 Peer, so if they have a bad connection it lags
PUMPKINHEAD911: The killer is the host
Lotus_position: Someone got disconnected. Might fix the lag, though.
Felipe_Modesto: Prepare for QTEs
johkmil: Who has fogotten to get the hamsters to run
TyrantTaco: You're playing on the killers connection
Macheya: This takes so long to fix!
SomebodyNowhere: oh my god that will take forever
TXC2: be very very quiet
TheManaLeek: Someone's already disconnected
t3h_f1gm3nt: kstarkNope
Felipe_Modesto: Hide in Closet
ParanoidRabbit: what the ass?
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the butt.
Felipe_Modesto: lrrSACK
ParanoidRabbit: lrrEFF
Felipe_Modesto: or not?
DeadlyWinchester: wow
TheManaLeek: Time to get hooked
SomebodyNowhere: noooooo
Contiguouskittycat: lrrSACK lrrSACK
TXC2: wow this is some bad editing Kappa
DeadlyWinchester: wiggle
TheManaLeek: Wigggggggle!
JediTransmit: So this is a 18 games and watch & play?
TyrantTaco: @LoadingReadyRun This game is Peer 2 Peer, so your latency depends on the killers connection
Felipe_Modesto: LRR Is hooked on a feeling
beckbat: wiggle wiggle WHAT
SomebodyNowhere: ow
TheManaLeek: Don't attempt escape!
TXC2: !highlight wigggle
TheManaLeek: It's a really low chance
TyrantTaco: don't try to kobe
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: !highlight wigglwwigglewigglewiggle
RassilonDND: jeez the lag is really ruining the game
SeedaSantos: Just hold M1
SomebodyNowhere: hung on a meathook is no way to die
SeedaSantos: for teh attempt
Xed_Regulus: Wow, this is so bad
Contiguouskittycat: Escaping from a meat hook. Badass.
Senstaku: Killers with bad internet make the game a lot worse
Senstaku: I know there are people who intentionally play this game with bad internet
Noodles_15: is this mr tiddleywinks?
TheManaLeek: Strugggggggle
IndigoVitare: I think the problem here is that you're not talking into a microphone. This must be like Lifeline. Speak clearer to get a better connection Kappa
Seeric: Well this certainly does seem like early access
TXC2: so this game on W + P ?
TheManaLeek: That lag was horrible, most games shouldn't be like that
Earthenone: yay sweet release!
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Noodles_15 sure looks like it
SomebodyNowhere: cant tell whats happening at all
DeadlyWinchester: you dead
ParanoidRabbit: what even is that?
CataclysmicReverb: This's reminding me of the fake survival horror games that they made for movies circa 2005
rocketjohn: This game seems a complete waste of your time.
Senstaku: Fortunately, when you die you're sent back to the menu
TyrantTaco: Your killer is playing on the free wifi from McDonalds
Felipe_Modesto: When the spider arms come or you STRUGGLE
johkmil: The killer has connected with a series of tubes it seems
Senstaku: You don't have to stay in the game
Aracuda: hey James and Paul, hey chat, how are we doing?
Laurreth: Watch+Play is a day late and a couple hours early?
CapnOdin: it's unplayable
TyrantTaco: The killer puts you on hooks
Seeric: Oh...
beckbat: Just really bad connection
TheManaLeek: Yeah Killer hosts
Dared00: The lag really sucks, because that game is super fun otherwise.
TXC2: hello Aracuda welcome
adamjford: the peril of peer-to-peer connections
SomebodyNowhere: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #3688: "Wait, what did you do to my mom?" —James [2016-12-02]
TXC2: done = 90%
DeadlyWinchester: what game is enjoyable if it lags?
TXC2: 'cause it is always 90%
Felipe_Modesto: Items help you heal or fix better
Senstaku: Update is done
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Flip it turnways.
ParanoidRabbit: is there even a single player mode?
Contiguouskittycat: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #956: "Why is there team Mystery Snot?!" —Graham [2015-10-26]
Felipe_Modesto: Host issues is why Friday the 13th is taking a different approach
Macheya: Ah, the good ol' days of trying to play StarCraft on
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Macheya ugh...*shudders at the thought*
SomebodyNowhere: bill?
Earthenone: Literal Murders OP please nerf
adamjford: Oh god I just remember the Waiting for Players dialog
SniperPumpkin: this is what happens when you're playing during non-peak hours
ParanoidRabbit: BILL!
Dusk_Shine: am i the only one that always had a decent host on
Dared00: wait, it's the L4D guy
ParanoidRabbit: From left for dead!
devildan83: Is that old guy from L4D?
Felipe_Modesto: yes it is
t3h_f1gm3nt: so is there skins for all the L4D characters?
Zyme86: sounds llike something sweedish chef says
SomebodyNowhere: not basically yes, actually yes
TXC2: \18gac
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t3h_f1gm3nt: man...its been AGES since i've played L4D/2
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TheManaLeek: The killer can see these scorch marks on the ground where you ran, so if they end at closets they can tell
Felipe_Modesto: Choo Choo
SithSerith: The game is a lot of fun, but there ARE some bugs to be worked out.
Undertowst: Oh shit, this loading is taking long... not a good sign.
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Try being on fire.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @LoadingReadyRun Gaby plays this game a lot
Foxmar320: Finally connected to chat!
Solemn_storm: this looks a bit more playable
Foxmar320: Twitch is garbage this week
TheManaLeek: @2rrr_mirror_breaker gabyHi
TXC2: hello Foxmar320 welcome
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @TheManaLeek gabyHi
SomebodyNowhere: "hey, russel here"
Felipe_Modesto: This game is pretty good
SniperPumpkin: eh, it's a game with horror iconography, doesn't make it a horror game
Macheya: Your character looks like a gazelle trying to sneak through the brush.
Contiguouskittycat: !findquote horror
LRRbot: Quote #1512: "You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!" —Alex [2015-03-27]
Felipe_Modesto: QTE incoming
ParanoidRabbit: hands covered in blood... Nah, not a horror game. O-o
Felipe_Modesto: maybe run?
DeadlyWinchester: oh boy
TyrantTaco: You can't talk to each other
TheManaLeek: Killer knows where you arrrrre
Foxmar320: So we are playing not L4D?
Felipe_Modesto: lrrGREED
Solemn_storm: i would leave now
Zyme86: BTW one thing I appreciate is the female characters are actual real looking characters. Not the troupe of the beauty queen
SomebodyNowhere: this isn't going well
johkmil: You are going to get everyone killed ^^
DeadlyWinchester: #blamejames
TheManaLeek: Heart beat = killer
Ninja_DEN: @ParanoidRabbit, thats just elbow grease and headlight fluid not blood.
beckbat: Should probably be running soon
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
Felipe_Modesto: hiding in corners is ver useful
TyrantTaco: finish the gen!
TXC2: run run run run run run run run away
Felipe_Modesto: LRR is the hero this game needs
SomebodyNowhere: go save them
TyrantTaco: stop being immersed
Wraithfighter: Bravely ran Sir James, Sir James he ran away...
p_johnston: good job James. you killed the survivor.
TheManaLeek: That was a succesful generator
TheManaLeek: Killer can't hurt generators at all
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
Foxmar320: Yes we can save them
Felipe_Modesto: James, bottom left, Generator count. at 0 you can escape. That is a generator being powered up
TheManaLeek: Pallets are good for stopping the killer, they have to pause to destroy them
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Hit it with the brick.
Avayu: So the kjiller hanging someone there is a trap, right?
TXC2: Avayu kinda yeah
Solemn_storm: our QTE record is not great
TheManaLeek: The killer can't kill (generally) they have to hook you and wait for the spider to get you
Foxmar320: Flee!
Jay_Blanc: You just left a trail right to your hiding space by running to it.
lifecharacter: Running leaves marks... marks end in closet...
Macheya: Why wouldn't you check every closet thing around once you pass them?
TyrantTaco: There's an audio queue that the qte is starting paul
Senstaku: Killer has to stick you on a meat hook to kill you
Senstaku: If they stick you twice you're permadead
Foxmar320: If I was the killer I would be checking every locker as I went past
Senstaku: Survivors can help each other off the hooks
SomebodyNowhere: just get in the closet and decide lrrHERE
Random_Robin: I think you need to play as the killer so you understand how that works
Senstaku: You have to restart a number of generators shown in the lower left before the exit opens
TheManaLeek: You have 3 generators to go
Felipe_Modesto: Start 5 generators (see bottom left)
TyrantTaco: start 5 of the 7 on the map
codlinks78: you have to start 3 more.
Senstaku: You currently have 2 started, 3 left to go
Rhynerd: start the amount of generators numbered, turn on the exit, run.
TheManaLeek: Loot!
TheManaLeek: Hold down the button
Felipe_Modesto: If you are the last survivor, a hatch will open
TyrantTaco: hold down M1!
Rhynerd: or, wait until everybody dies, and find the secret exit in the map.
TyrantTaco: to loot the chest
TheOtherTrevor: Definitely a W+P game because it involves Alex's favourite mechanic; Starting Generators
codlinks78: bang
SomebodyNowhere: hey bill!
PMAvers: Bang!
ParanoidRabbit: Woo! Bill!
SomebodyNowhere: I played l4d I know how bill's story ends
IndigoVitare: well, one person will work, James will probably just sabotage it Kappa
Lotus_position: If you hit the narrow band in the QTE, you get a boost to the repair bar.
Foxmar320: oh nice it goes faster
TXC2: cooperation makes it happen, cooperation working together dig it!
Lotus_position: That solid white bit.
Foxmar320: Maybe the killer will get him first
j0xer: its a good thing every survivor has taken an engine repair class
TheManaLeek: It's a subtle audio cue
TyrantTaco: definition of hold down M1: press and keep pressing M1 on the chest till the chest is looted.
TheOtherTrevor: ignore him and go for the generator
SomebodyNowhere: did that character model just stretch a bit when you got in the box
TheManaLeek: Kind of a...."bwaah" sound
Dyllbert: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:32.
TyrantTaco: we heard the audio queue on our end
codlinks78: you have to save friends from hooks also if you can.
Random_Robin: I hear it
p_johnston: good job James. you killed another survivor.
EfreetM: there is a silent "background" humm
ParanoidRabbit: where's the last guy?
Jay_Blanc: Hold down. By which you put your finger or other pressing appendage onto the keyboard or button section called a key that is labeled M1 and keep that finger or pressing appendage on the keyboard or button section labeled m1.
Camail: You can hear it
Lotus_position: And when you miss the QTE, it damages the generator, so you have to do more repairs.
ExodusFinale: the noise before the check almost sounds like background noise. it's a little light chime sound
DeadlyWinchester: you never look behind
Foxmar320: lol
CataclysmicReverb: The noise is really feint
Felipe_Modesto: nice escape
TyrantTaco: don't panic pallet!
Foxmar320: Why did we come to Murder Death Woods?!
codlinks78: nicely done 100% impressed
ParanoidRabbit: yay, escaped bonus!
Rhynerd: @Foxmar320 We didn't come, an eldritch entity brought us here
Felipe_Modesto: nice job guys
IndigoVitare: can't the Killer track running? And you just ran into the closet?
Macheya: @Foxmar320 The age-old question.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Foxmar320 we heard it was nice this time of year
TyrantTaco: if you find another survivor you can heal each other
Foxmar320: t3h_f1gm3nt Never trust a pop up ad on the internet :(
TXC2: "come to Scenic murder death kill woods, you totaly wont die"
TyrantTaco: that's a *** kit, won't heal you to full
EfreetM: there was the chime
SomebodyNowhere: there's a qte for healing?
TheManaLeek: You can take one hit from the killer. Second hit knocks you down
neacon: "the needle slips and you stab yourself"
TyrantTaco: there's different quality items
Foxmar320: That heal animation lol
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think someone got another generator started
Foxmar320: WOW
SomebodyNowhere: someone got hooked I guess
SomebodyNowhere: lrrHERE
neacon: you can drop down
TyrantTaco: the heartbeat has a 32 meter range