Mythdom: So much friendliness in this room
LRRbot: Anointer Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Whenever a creature token enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Embalm {3}{W}
killerkorpse99: cam in his natural environment
killerkorpse99: nevermind
LRRbot: Channeler Initiate [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [3/4] | When Channeler Initiate enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. / {T}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Channeler Initiate: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
MechaKuuga: I thought Cam stole all the Full Art Swamps
Mythdom: That makes a lot of sense, Cam got nuts late green cards
tallblondepillager: An unironic "Eh", eh?
LRRbot: Oketra's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | White creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance.
r10pez10: dang
Evandill: dag
Lord_Hosk: "White black is the best, I should commit to it and just go all out and never look at other colors" -everyone in amonkhet draft right now
LRRbot: Crocodile of the Crossing [3G] | Creature — Crocodile [5/4] | Haste / When Crocodile of the Crossing enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.
Mythdom: CHOMP
egyptcraze: oh gods, monunent gets OUT of hand!
jubale1: BroTour Amonkhet?
killerkorpse99: Value
AlonsoSwift: Kreygasm
pedrodamoth: He did it bois
SharpCookies: now THIS is what I call Animal Crossing
Evandill: OH MY GOOOOD
underhill33: Deece
duaiwe: HAH
loki_lxix: get rekt
kpiozero: BEEP BEEB
Rivulatus_: That was a power play there.
Dusk_Shine: get em!
zazamost: seems deece
killerkorpse99: CHOO CHOO
Mythdom: Beep Beep I'm a CROC
Serifina: Green is great for big stompy critters, yeah, and can ramp fast. It's part of why I love it. :D
silvalunae: dude
ferretbadger84: !highlight green
Aarek: This is exactly what green is like
CaffeinatedLemur: yes Green Choo CHoo is real good
LRRbot: Tah-Crop Elite [3W] | Creature — Bird Warrior [2/2] | Flying / You may exert Tah-Crop Elite as it attacks. When you do, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Undertowst: Yes Cam, that is what Green is like.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
MarsIsDead: Please make that into a shirt
ChaoticCrawler: 5/4 with Haste on turn 3
MC_GigglePants: Cameron, my son. Now you truly understand.
Namboto: game of luck no skill involved may the best idiot win
apodionysus: Don't be seduced by Green Cam!
annacondale: lmao "Is this what playing green is like?"
Serifina: I'm seriously a G/W player.
kpiozero: Beep Beep Crock hits for 5
silvalunae: that was a nice play
ArmadilloAL: He's played so much blue, he doesn't even know which number is power and which is toughness Kappa
cerberus150: Crocodiles. Or as I call them: Flat Raptors
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: Croc em
Serifina: Big stompy monsters, flyers, and lifegain are my jam.
ferretbadger84: Does Cam have any cowards?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?
LRRbot: New quote #4201: "Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?" —Cameron [2017-05-12]
SharpCookies: green satiates my hunger. Just so much BEEF!
silvalunae: BIRB
coriolis_: Cam is like the reverse new Nissa who's just discovered the power of green mana :D
SharpCookies: it's so juicy, them creatures
kpiozero: beep beeb croc gonna kill us all
kpiozero: beep beeb
LRRbot: Supernatural Stamina [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
LRRbot: Cancel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
r10pez10: DANG
Dusk_Shine: yessssss
Lord_Hosk: 2 for 1
SharpCookies: GET REKT
phorrestgaze: there's the cam-ness
Mythdom: Even when he plays green he plays blue
Txiquedas: PogChamp
Evandill: BEW BEW BEW
kpiozero: YESH
SolarJudas: Cancel with the payoff
killerkorpse99: damn
AlonsoSwift: He may have green cards, but Cam's still playing a blue deck.
underhill33: savage
Rivulatus_: Commander. You are one hell of a monster
KeiranCoon: Green /and/ blue. Cam is unstoppable.
LRRbot: Oracle's Vault [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on Oracle's Vault. / {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only if there are three or more brick counters on Oracle's Vault.
TheTunnelingCat: oh my god i see what in his hand and i love it
Mythdom: !find quote counter
DuckRunAmok: Cam is living his best life here
loki_lxix: Serge baiting the counter
Namboto: cam has his cake and is eating it too
silvalunae: boom
Mythdom: !findquote counter
LRRbot: Quote #765: "Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
Undertowst: Yeah, Blue/Green is a good combo. Ramp and Counter.
Dusk_Shine: uh oh
silvalunae rooting heavily for Cameron
grgriffin3: Can....Can we?
apodionysus: Missed the free tap
MC_GigglePants: Batman. Like in Turkey.
ufo6300: loki_lxix that was no baot, that trick would ahve been a two for one
Evandill: #Powerserge
Bikeydj: +
ufo6300: *bait
LRRbot: Naga Vitalist [1G] | Creature — Naga Druid [1/2] | {T}: Add to your mana pool one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
thehappypurplehippo: EoT tap 4 mana cam
SharpCookies: tempo and no-syngery-jusy-value are my favourite things, so g/u is just swell
tallblondepillager: Already this is the best match
Mythdom: The pure hate right there
mtg21: YES
silvalunae: #Cam-cel
apodionysus: IVE DONE IT
mtg21: it was amazing
apodionysus: I did that
TheTunnelingCat: I actually opened an invocation stifle from the half a box i won from splitting a box tournament today
apodionysus: It was amazing
mtg21: it was the game next to me
Dfkop: Hey chat, I'm currently writing a short D&D campaign set in Amonkhet. Any suggestions on must visit places on the plane? Currently focussing on four crop-mates running the trials.
mtg21: it was so funny
RougeLead: dang
TheTunnelingCat: i got the better half of the box to say the least
Mythdom: Without wilds mindcensor is really out of place since there's basically no searching in the set
LRRbot: Wayward Servant [WB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Whenever another Zombie enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
apodionysus: Then in G2 I Acen Mindcensorsd a Spring To Mind
cerberus150: show me what you got
WolfgangCloud: I did it in limited when they were looking for there second green for scaled behemoth, it was sweet
LRRbot: Essence Scatter [1U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell.
SharpCookies: so hateful cam
LRRbot: Wayward Servant [WB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Whenever another Zombie enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Golfballof17: So did we not do the cube?
ChaoticCrawler: That must feel godawful for the person playing Evolving
SharpCookies: alex was sick
r10pez10: Golfballof17 reserved for when alex gets better
Aarek: Golfballof17 alex was sick
loki_lxix: ALex is sick cube next time
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mastershake29x: @Golfballof17 since alex is sick, they'll do it in a couple of weeks
Mythdom: DO IT CAM
LRRbot: Sandwurm Convergence [6GG] | Enchantment | Creatures with flying can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. / At the beginning of your end step, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token.
MC_GigglePants: THE SPICE
egyptcraze: the correct answer is 25
SharpCookies: YESSSSS
Txiquedas: oh djot
Dusk_Shine: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
silvalunae: "It's dead; are you happy!?" - Serge
cerberus150: OUCH
loki_lxix: GOT THERE!
spicydungus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Txiquedas: ***
zazamost: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
killerkorpse99: Well then...
ZakAmetyst: PogChamp
Rivulatus_: Yes.
EikoandMog: Ohhhhhh snap
control_rig: His passage shall cleanse the world
jojo558: nnnnnnnnnnice
Mythdom: Serge with the shatter pause
SharpCookies: the spice must FLOW!
DuckRunAmok: Jesus shitting christ
mogling: pooYatta
phorrestgaze: We saw fear in that man's eyes
apodionysus: WHELP
IkariFate: SourPls is happening !
loki_lxix: did the thing
r10pez10: cam's face
duaiwe: A single tear runs down serge's eye.
Pharmacistjudge: something something spice flow
cerberus150: that's a windmill slam right there
zazamost: A moment of silence for Serge
Evandill: ehhhhhhhhhh
ChandraGrillmaster: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KeiranCoon: lrrJUDGE
silvalunae: and scoop
Thylian1: SANDWURMS Kreygasm
Scarlet_Lambda: cam pls he has a family
skiplives: LoL LoL LoL
silvalunae cackles
Namboto: we know counting
ChaoticCrawler: BibleThump A moment of silence for Serge
Mythdom: lrrHAM
Thylian1: Let the memes flow
SharpCookies: god the value almost m akes me nauseous
Pharmacistjudge: oh no...the lrrJUDGE call and my pavlovian response.
pedrodamoth: Top decks Nissa?
TwistedShout: i loved the interplay there.
killerkorpse99: wurm
MC_GigglePants: Worm at end step
TheTunnelingCat: TRIGGER
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cameron gets a wurm
Dusk_Shine: bah gawd, that man had a family
loki_lxix: rickety rickety rekt
CavemanKellen: TRIGGER
ArmadilloAL: lrrFINE
Halvhir: trigger!
JosephDeath: Create the token
SniperPumpkin: End step worm
erased_citizen: wurm!!!
killerkorpse99: worm
Revenant77x: Worm at end step
Undertowst: Cam, Worm
JA_Pinkerton: ANA 2 NSH 2
zazamost: Cam, create worm
Thylian1: TOKEN
indestructible55: token
jojo558: trigger
DuckRunAmok: create the wurm!
TwistedShout: Go on cameron. nissa for nine!
corpocracy: Cam with the POWERFUL magic
MarsIsDead: make a 5/5 cam
naruto21er: worm
egyptcraze: moat worm
SniperPumpkin: lrrGOAT
migelino164: End step wurm
thehappypurplehippo: TRIGGER ON END STEP!
ChaoticCrawler: Oh god he's probably going to win without Nissa
DuckRunAmok: Remember serge, cast without rhythm!
Mythdom: Reverse moat wurm
TheTunnelingCat: terminus?
coriolis_: No you won't, Cam :D
TheTunnelingCat: nop
Dryhad: Skymoat!
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you didnt get the wurms on end step, that wouldn't be nearly as good
fexworldwide: LOL everyone freaking out about triggers.
thehappypurplehippo: Wrath of God?
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
loki_lxix: imagine Serge face game two Nissa
Undertowst: Cam, Feel the Power of the Green!
silvalunae: wait does he get a-- omg
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barbarianras: since serge and nelson are both judges, can they never play each other for fear of nobody around for judge call?
Mythdom: Way too slow to replace marvel
thehappypurplehippo: yeah
grgriffin3: WURMSIGN
ChaoticCrawler: *pulls out gun* It's not a "may" ability, punk. Now, I know what you're thinking, did it trigger or not?
blackwlf: They judge-call each other.
killerkorpse99: poker face not very effective
LRRbot: Stir the Sands [4BB] | Sorcery | Create three 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Cycling {3}{B} / When you cycle Stir the Sands, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
r10pez10 whimper
TheTunnelingCat: draw a card
silvalunae: They probably refer to the rules book guys
psychopez: @barbarianras They said there are plenty of judges in Vic, so they are not leaving a judge sized hole when playing
apodionysus: Non token
TheTunnelingCat: serge...
r10pez10: hahaha paul
EikoandMog: That's a sorcery...
apodionysus: No life gain serge
Undertowst: Serge, draw a card
kalpho: draw for cycle
EikoandMog: Oh wait, Cycle.
naruto21er: draw a card
loki_lxix: SORCERY
Nightecho06: walk without rhythm
sniperserpent: did serge draw?
going_medium: stir without rythum?
Mythdom: Can cycle at instant speed
loki_lxix: and no lifegain on token
LRRbot: Colossapede [4G] | Creature — Insect [5/5]
Dusk_Shine: you can cycle at instant speed
ThatDangSkeleton: I like the flavor of Sandwurm Convergence that Amonkhet is a bizarro world so here the Early Wurm catches the Bird
Mythdom: Life gain triggers of a token entering the battlefield
MCJiopur: @Apodionysus Anointer Priest is creature token
Pharmacistjudge: lrrJUDGE are not necessarily good players
phorrestgaze: I hope he has the unblockable thing
lifecharacter: !card Annointer priest
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Vizier of Remedies [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | If one or more -1/-1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many -1/-1 counters minus one are put on it instead.
Dusk_Shine: Cam is finally realizing the glory of simic
loki_lxix: ok sorry
ChaoticCrawler: PogChamp More Cinco/Cinco
ferretbadger84: !highlight worms
LRRbot: Highlight added.
coriolis_: Phrasing!
Lord_Hosk: Pharmacist lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Unwavering Initiate [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Vigilance / Embalm {4}{W}
Evandill: Turns out 5 power is 1/4th of your life total.
silvalunae: "Ben, I need Wurms" - Cameron 2017
EOstby: Live, Serge, LIVE!
zazamost: Wait till Cam drops a land, then casts Nissa for 9............
killerkorpse99: shape of a cockroach!
loki_lxix: Die, Serge, DIE
phorrestgaze: These are both good decks, but Cam's insane
Evandill: *puke*
TwistedShout: Cam wins this race. Nissa for a billion eventually.
erased_citizen: I needs to play nissa
EikoandMog: This board state cannot be shown properly in a NYC LGS.
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: #poweroach
erased_citizen: i hope he gets it
Pharmacistjudge: USC minor Serge
Mythdom: Cam has much larger dudes
silvalunae: white weenies against giant wurms
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: EikoandMog can confirm
ArmadilloAL: This is what happens when five of the six players at the table avoid green.
Undertowst: Cam, Feel The Power Of The Green. Be Seduced By The Power Of The Green!
r10pez10: one from the garden
SharpCookies: green is quite spicy this set, i'm surprised others avoided it
egyptcraze: why was everyone avoiding green? fear that others were forcing golgari counters?
ChaoticCrawler: God, mana dork following into a 3/4
LRRbot: Never // Return | Never [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. // Return [3B] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
mastershake29x: where are the tokens from the pre-pre>
Evandill: Oh wait I think I get it.
silvalunae: use a die ffs
SniperPumpkin: !card oracle's vault
LRRbot: Oracle's Vault [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on Oracle's Vault. / {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only if there are three or more brick counters on Oracle's Vault.
Dusk_Shine: Cam, do you feel the power of the Simic? :D
Pharmacistjudge: Die don't belong in this world
jojo558: make me cry surge
drrek0: x // give it to ya
Noodles_15: X // Give it to ya
Laserbeaks_Fury: lrrJUDGE Does the Oracle's Vault ability continue on the split card while it's in the graveyard?
ChaoticCrawler: Vape//Nation
LRRbot: Hieroglyphic Illumination [3U] | Instant | Draw two cards. / Cycling {U}
LRRbot: Start // Finish | Start [2W] | Instant | Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens with vigilance. // Finish [2B] | Sorcery | Aftermath / As an additional cost to cast Finish, sacrifice a creature. / Destroy target creature.
Pharmacistjudge: @Laserbeaks_Fury no
Rocketfins: "X gon' give it to you"
ArmadilloAL: Give//Take is already a card, so we just need Gonna and You Up.
eli7sins: The half tilt lands tilt me lol
SacrificialToast: it's two card: Never//Give up, and Never//Surrender
silvalunae: "Never Gonna" -- "Give it to Ya"
CFSBrawl: You're//Die Clown
egyptcraze: it means serge is dead
grgriffin3: Bad // The Bone
killerkorpse99: for your pride
LRRbot: Exemplar of Strength [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | When Exemplar of Strength enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. / Whenever Exemplar of Strength attacks, remove a -1/-1 counter from it. If you do, you gain 1 life.
ferretbadger84: A hero?
korvys: A hero
silvalunae: Hello// Other Side
TheTunnelingCat: i mean, a wurm is basically a snake beast
Dusk_Shine: snakes are kinda wurms
erased_citizen: well a wurm is just a big beast snake right?
Mythdom: I think Serge can pull this out
confusedthespian: The spice must flow.
Krochi: -1/-1 counters?
ChaoticCrawler: Shai/Hulud
CFSBrawl: That gum you like//Come back in style
silvalunae: Cameron has Wurms
coriolis_: @Krochi They were put on the vialist and killed her
zazamost: So Cam, how about that Convergence?
Krochi: ah ty
Nightecho06: pardonfuck?
silvalunae: \o/
Mythdom: That look of absolute terror on Serge's face
w1nsol: Poor Surge :(
essenceofclotheslining: please don't make Serge cry more
jojo558: lol
egyptcraze: um....wat?
ChaoticCrawler: MiniK lrrBEEJ MiniK
phorrestgaze: did we break surge?
Rocketfins: Sad Serge
thehappypurplehippo: VoteNay VoteNay VoteNay
Feltic: !highlight don't cry
LRRbot: Highlight added.
emeraldrago17: That is the look of a worried man
duaiwe: Serge is the best. :)
EOstby: lrrFINE Serge
essenceofclotheslining: he may already be crying on the inside
ufo6300: rooKek
silvalunae: Go Cameron!
Rivulatus_: Cam broke the Serge. The monster
AnotherEli: Second sandworm convergence seems strong here
Lord_Hosk: "should I side in my third nissa? naaah"
kalpho: anointed procession into sandworm convergence
SniperPumpkin: there's no madness in this set
phorrestgaze: haha, he didn't even see the first pick
long_bad_cutscene: what happened to drafting the cube
egyptcraze: why didnt ppl play green?
Rivulatus_: #teamcam
lifecharacter: Ben was esper.
Dusk_Shine: what can men do against such reckless green?
loki_lxix: oh i am so hoping for the Nissa blowout here i am still pretty bent at serge for the commander 2017 game
ChaoticCrawler: He doesn't even know about the Nissa. Oh man.
silvalunae: Serge looks so adorable with that look of terrified doom
Dr_fragenstien: Barf
Mythdom: The casual humble brags
TheTunnelingCat: "i still had ALLLL THEEESE"
Evandill: You monster
Rocketfins: BOOF!
Pharmacistjudge: oh god...
Ukon_vasara: Cam with the "still had all these" BibleThump
coriolis_: Wait 'til Cam pulls out his P1P1 :)
ArmadilloAL: Don't worry, Cam. No one here will tell Serge what you had.
Pharmacistjudge: gonna get stomped
thehappypurplehippo: Ben was b/u/w, so yes paul he played black
egyptcraze: oh man...that nissa
naruto21er: ben was esper
erased_citizen: Serge is going to flip the table if he gets to play Nissa this next game
j0xer: ben was in 3 color WUB
thehappypurplehippo: nissa.
silvalunae: I wanna see Nissaaaaaa
phorrestgaze: you don't even know yet...
killerkorpse99: i'm sorry serge.....
Evandill: Still had all deeeeeez
Mythdom: And green was real good in this pod
confusedthespian: Nissa for 8 flip Convergence...
Rivulatus_: #TeamCam
silvalunae: Why you have to be sad 'tis only a game
loki_lxix: That face "yeah i have that card but not playing it"
couldntpickausername: I had 2 nissas in a prerelease pool. too bad the rest of the pool sucked. it became wait until I could ult nissa then dropthe second one and ult her and slam for 20 was my win condition
Evandill: The dream is still alive
ArmadilloAL: Nissa can't flip enchantments.
SharpCookies: if it helps serge, you look to have the second best deck in your pod :o
Mythdom: But it's not card advantage free spells, it just mana value.
SniperPumpkin: couldntpickausername, that's a good wincon
r10pez10: scry 2! scry 2! cards for everyone!
ferretbadger84: I'm a blue card, this is how I talk
couldntpickausername: @SniperPumpkin my 2-3 disagrees with you
TheTunnelingCat: vault is much different since it actually accrues card advantage
goblinranger: sneep!
long_bad_cutscene: Weren't they gonna be drafting alex's cube tonight?
confusedthespian: got mixed up with Aid from the Cowl
Nightecho06: sneep?
EikoandMog: Poor Serge.
LRRbot: Liliana, Death's Majesty [3BB] | Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | +1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. / −3: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. / −7: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.
Lord_Hosk: Cameron... Serge has the play, he declares keep or mul fist
erased_citizen: Can the players show the table camera their cards?
DuckRunAmok: Sneep and Swait?
r10pez10: lol the recogniser
Undertowst: I think Cam might be playing Green more often from now?
Mythdom: Harsh beats from Cam
jojo558: if cam is about to win he must concead so we get a game three
phorrestgaze: a slaughter and rare-drowning
EikoandMog: Hahaha, It picks up the sleeves as Liliana.
duaiwe: I love the way the card recognizer "recognizes" the sleeve back :D
ancientspark: Has this becomes Break Serge, the Stream?
AlonsoSwift: Right side of the table OP
RougeLead: No whammies, no whammies!
lifecharacter: Sideboard into Liliana.
couldntpickausername: so looking at card prices Amonkhet seems to be a low value set. not counting invocations there's nothing above 30
Lord_Hosk: its the same art
thehappypurplehippo: Break Serge 2, now with more tears!
Krochi: how does this board thing work to show the cards?
ufo6300: the scry dosent even matter, wilds will shuffle
confusedthespian: look!
Mythdom: !cardreader
Ragephoenix: Also his 1 land is Wilds so the Scry is awkward.
Variab1e: never look!
killerkorpse99: cam's hand is stupid
Evandill: Awr
r10pez10: it's pretty amazing
Lord_Hosk: 555555
LRRbot: Liliana, Death's Majesty [3BB] | Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | +1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. / −3: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. / −7: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.
achesst: 4444444
Undertowst: So Cam, what is your feeling on Green now?
Lord_Hosk: 333333
Krochi: ty
duaiwe: It is really nice art.
silvalunae: 00000
DuckRunAmok: 444444?
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
lifecharacter: 777777?
FreeSol9900: "suns" Cam
LRRbot: Channeler Initiate [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [3/4] | When Channeler Initiate enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. / {T}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Channeler Initiate: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
confusedthespian: lrrJUDGE can you mull again when you hit zero?
r10pez10: lauder, sun's champion
confusedthespian: Wait when did I get not-subscribed.
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land — Island Swamp | Fetid Pools enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
ferretbadger84: confusedthespian !resubscribe servo facts
ArmadilloAL: !card Remote Isle
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | Remote Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Nissa, Steward of Elements [XGU] | Planeswalker — Nissa [None] | +2: Scry 2. / 0: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card or a creature card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of loyalty counters on Nissa, Steward of Elements, you may put that card onto the battlefield. / −6: Untap up to two target lands you control. They become 5/5 Elemental creatures with flying and haste until end of turn. They're stil…
Mythdom: YES
ArmadilloAL: Was perfectly playable back in the day, and this is just gravy.
Evandill: @confusedthespian Probably but idk
SharpCookies: GOT THERE
phorrestgaze: this isn't a draft board
migelino164: lrrGOAT
Rivulatus_: Oh that tastes great
silvalunae: nISSA
migelino164: Cam, what is this, 40 card constructed?!?
IkariFate: Is this christmass Kreygasm ???
LRRbot: Oracle's Vault [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on Oracle's Vault. / {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only if there are three or more brick counters on Oracle's Vault.
r10pez10: brick him, serge!
Mythdom: Ummmmmm
TheTunnelingCat: what the *** was that
annacondale: uh what was that
EikoandMog: Serge. What.
ArmadilloAL: The hubris of attempting to beat @UnarmedOracle with Oracle's Vault will not go unpunished.
Mythdom: Serge makes the oddest noises
DuckRunAmok: I love serge's hiccups
Dusk_Shine: holy balls serge
thehappypurplehippo: wut.
ferretbadger84: !highlight human noise
grgriffin3: Did Serge swallow a dog toy?
SharpCookies: serge is a squeaky toy confirmed
confusedthespian: Serge OK?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
r10pez10: guys serge is broken
kpiozero: serge is like, cute
FFermata: Squeaky Serge
KartoffelKaiser: Of course! All humans chirp. I know this because I am a normal human.
LRRbot: Glyph Keeper [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [5/3] | Flying / Whenever Glyph Keeper becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time each turn, counter that spell or ability. / Embalm {5}{U}{U}
Juliamon: I swear Serge hiccups every time he's on stream
goblinranger: ow
Nightecho06: hahahahahaha
silenceaux: Resolves?
Noodles_15: That's the Sound of Serge's Soul leaving his body
Juliamon: and it's adorable and weird every time
thehappypurplehippo: Wow.
Kastor911: LOL
lifecharacter: Feel the power of green.
Undertowst: Remove a counter Cam
grgriffin3: This deck is a war crime.
Dusk_Shine: lrrSCOOP
loki_lxix: YES!!!!!!!!!!
SharpCookies: oh no serrrgeeee
fascistplatypus: scoop?
TheTunnelingCat: cameron, please accurately represent your board state
IkariFate: is can se Santa behine cameron !!!!!
killerkorpse99: mono rares
MalBeam: remove a counter cam
skiplives: LoL
amythist: poor Serge
SniperPumpkin: Cam's playing 40 card constructed
egyptcraze: cam's deck is freaking MONO RARES
Namboto: remove a counter cam
Lord_Hosk: 7 on the field 3 rare 1 mythic
Undertowst: Cam, remove a Counter.
F1SH0R: kill him beofre playing a common
thenumbertree: judge!
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LadyDesco: Serge hiccups like me lrrAWESOME
CaffeinatedLemur: OSHA-Cam calls a WARCRIM!
MechaKuuga: take a counter off the initiate
dotjpeg_au: rares.dek
erased_citizen: literally everyone was passing them all
phorrestgaze: #brutal
w1nsol: Is this 40 card constructed?
fexworldwide: This precon seems fine.
Dusk_Shine: lrrSPOOP n' lrrSCOOP
Glichroar: this is ben and ian's fault
sinandalgic: Remove a -1 counter
Glichroar: Point fingers!
IkariFate: i can see the snow and smell the cookies on cameron side !!
silvalunae: I fudging love Cam's deck so much
Juliamon: He was the only one in green for a reason
ferretbadger84: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Pharmacistjudge: this deck might break serge
grgriffin3: I believe that this deck officially classifies as "grossgusting".
Dr_fragenstien: There are no outs
TheTunnelingCat: typically in this situation i hope my opponent has a heart attack
confusedthespian: how many rares are in this deck?
LRRbot: Soulstinger [3B] | Creature — Scorpion Demon [4/5] | When Soulstinger enters the battlefield, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. / When Soulstinger dies, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature for each -1/-1 counter on Soulstinger.
MC_GigglePants: This time Cam was the rare drafter instead of Ian
Namboto: your out is that cam finally ascends to a higher plane of being
Pharmacistjudge: like really...break him down mentally and...potentially physically from what I have seen.
F1SH0R: just waiting for the next turn crocodile
Rivulatus_: I thought cam wanted a real game, instead he some how snuck his standard deck into the game
Thylian1: serge is going to cry Kappa inb4 sandwurm convergence
mechanisms: Is that a scaled behemoth?
EOstby: WOW
Mythdom: This game has gotten harsh
goblinranger: dark
duaiwe: Holy shit, dark serge.
grgriffin3: Damn, Serge!
mastershake29x: geez serge
SharpCookies: god who wouldn't be broken in the face of such value
r10pez10: if you die in this game you die in real life
Pharmacistjudge: and the mental breakdown begins
DuckRunAmok: No matter the outcome of this match Cam has definitely 'won' this draft
confusedthespian: SEEEEEERGE!
phorrestgaze: zero, all unblockable?
silvalunae: Serge suddenly has a Death Note
Thylian1: UG bombs and durdles.dek
phorrestgaze: oh, needs more lands
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, I nominated you for judge of the week, don't make me regret it now lrrAWESOME
ArmadilloAL: 0: Flip the top card of your deck; if it's a land or creature with CMC less than or equal to Nissa's loyalty, play it for free.
LRRbot: Cartouche of Ambition [2B] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When Cartouche of Ambition enters the battlefield, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
Lord_Hosk: LOL
Mythdom: That is the sound of pure despair
fexworldwide: F I V E !
AnotherEli: Poor Surge
SharpCookies: WOW
mastershake29x: hahaha
mechanisms: Hahahaaaaa
loki_lxix: Savage
Lord_Hosk: !highlight counterspell
LRRbot: Highlight added.
killerkorpse99: the spite
SharpCookies: That was SO BRUTAL
Dusk_Shine: yayyy
egyptcraze: hey thats what serge mulled too!
grgriffin3: Wooo, go Serge!
Dr_fragenstien: Not dead this turn,
lifecharacter: Chandra's gonna be upset.
Thylian1: cancel can be good PogChamp
chrono2x: that counterspell was fantastic
confusedthespian: The comeback.
RassilonDND: moral victory to punch that nissa
MC_GigglePants: All the dank
Pharmacistjudge: did no one bring legos for brick counters?
Undertowst: All the Dank Cam!
jdsteele0001: SUPER DANK
Dryhad: Activate maximum Dank
SharpCookies: don't call it a comeback, i've been here for years
r10pez10: Pharmacistjudge that would have been perfect
Paranundrox: !highlight NOT PASS
ArmadilloAL: Amondank.
F1SH0R: f3 ff3 f3
Lord_Hosk: lrrJUDGE
fexworldwide: Semi-dank.
Mythdom: The accidental F6
emeraldrago17: JUDGE
egyptcraze: THE FULL DANK
Laserbeaks_Fury: F3! F3!
AnotherEli: lrrJUDGE
ferretbadger84: lrrJUDGE
EikoandMog: The accidental f6
silvalunae: complete dank
mastershake29x: lrrJUDGE
ExhaustedElox: Did Baby P come in and hit F6?
Undertowst: Go Total Dank Cam!
Pharmacistjudge: Serge...No....
LRRbot: Quarry Hauler [3G] | Creature — Camel [4/3] | When Quarry Hauler enters the battlefield, for each kind of counter on target permanent, put another counter of that kind on it or remove one from it.
AlonsoSwift: I didn't realize Penelope was in the room Kappa
mogling: There was an F6 at the pro tour today so why not?
doomlimit: The Savidan Technique of just yelling the thing you want opponent to do until they do it because it's the only thing their brain contains
duaiwe: are loyalty marked as counters?
killerkorpse99: ccccccombo
EikoandMog: Nissa now has a 10.
Paranundrox: yes
KartoffelKaiser: *** that works?
RassilonDND: is loyalty a counter>
Jarannis: Serge is... on the ropes
F1SH0R: isnt nissas ult 6? could cam have not just won
MalBeam: cost 4 mana cam
ExhaustedElox: Loyalty are counters
Mythdom: It totally works
Pharmacistjudge: yest that works
JosephDeath: Take bricks off
loki_lxix: EWWWWWWWW
duaiwe: neato
Paranundrox: Nissa is a Permanent
silenceaux: I mean, you could also blow away his first brick counter
r10pez10: isn't it only one kind of counter
Paranundrox: she has counters
Paranundrox: ta-da
AudioCow: he ded now
confusedthespian: didn't Cam have lethal?
silvalunae: omfg
fexworldwide: "Does that work?""I dunno, why don't we ask a judge?"
AudioCow: yeah nissa 6 is lethal
silvalunae: oh i thought it doubled it
AnotherEli: All about the mind games
CaffeinatedLemur: wait... shouldnt that have have taken nissa to 10
confusedthespian: Cam is bad at magic, pass it on.
F1SH0R: cam is just messing with surge now
migelino164: The mind games from Lauder, let's see if it pans out for him
ferretbadger84: #ChatLethal
CaffeinatedLemur: isnt it for EACH counter add a counter or remove?
r10pez10: _type_ of counter, fortunately
PsychoI3oy: for each *kind* of counter
HaphazardHaberdashery: cheer100
aesir_blade: @CaffeinatedLemur For each _kind_ of counter
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: It just adds one.
korvys: CaffeinatedLemur, it's for each type, not each counter
CaffeinatedLemur: ah
ArmadilloAL: @CaffeinatedLemur No, it's + or -1 for each TYPE of counter, not EACH counter.
AudioCow: quarry hauler adds one
LRRbot: Final Reward [4B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
Mythdom: Give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
annacondale: @CaffeinatedLemur @Silvalunae no, it says each KIND of counter, not each counter
zazamost: it's only 1 loyalty. it adds another counter for each kind of counter, not number of counters
EikoandMog: Good play!
AudioCow: then he plused nissa
eli7sins: no, card says add another counter or remove of that kind
PsychoI3oy: the only kind of counter on nissa is loyalty counter, so it's just one more
killerkorpse99: and then die to Nissa
EikoandMog: Ult. Dead.
silvalunae: @Annacondale ; ; yeah, didn't get the wording
migelino164: Uhh Cameron, it's actually "Counters on resolution" /s
MC_GigglePants: Nissa kills right now doesn't she?
lifecharacter: What's Nissa's ult?
duaiwe: Is anyone else continuously bothered by serge's diagonal tapping?
Mythdom: I like this line
ferretbadger84: !game good
mastershake29x: nissa is lethal
lifecharacter: Oh.
ArmadilloAL: @lifecharacter Make two lands into 5/5 flying haste dudes until EOT.
mastershake29x: and cam sees it
MC_GigglePants: FLUNGE
eli7sins: I am, the tilt land is tlting