cheetoJack: I did put long live the queen in the hat for this weeks game
Jeezy56: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #2060: "Sex logs? What's a sex log? 'Dear Diary: Today I had sex.'" —Paul [2016-03-09]
Pteraspidomorphi: Hm, probably a bit too late to suggest games
cheetoJack: just a wee bit late
Pteraspidomorphi: So the game is...?
cheetoJack: Golf Story
Pteraspidomorphi: Is that the one that has previously been streaming on another slot?
cheetoJack: We're going to learn about the true origins of Golf, in this Educational Sports game
cheetoJack: at least I assume so, I have no idea
Pteraspidomorphi: *streamed
Pteraspidomorphi: I see
cheetoJack: Hodor & Beej played it on NDTD
PhoenixMelior: ^
PhoenixMelior: yeah it's been played on stream before, which I guess they're not trying to avoid anymore?
Twinklebees: I guess so
cheetoJack: I think they've been relaxed on that in the past with most games
cheetoJack: some, say Dark Souls, Minecraft, PUBG, won't get through because they're played so much
LoadingReadyRun: A lot of the suggestions were for already streamed games so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nightvalien28: but not desert bus
PhoenixMelior: mmm, fair enough Paul
cheetoJack: its true, LRR has never streamed Desert Bus lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: or James? Who knows
LoadingReadyRun: we try to play games that James and I haven't tried
PhoenixMelior: that's probably a better metric
Nightvalien28: indeed
PhoenixMelior: "games James and Paul have not played"
PhoenixMelior: Like Long Live the Queen Kappa
DarkMorford: Morning Paul, hey chat
Nightvalien28: so chat, give me a name to a bipedal mechanical robot friend
SAJewers: heh
wildpeaks: could always stream New Vegas or Death of the Outsider if you ran out of ideas :D
LoadingReadyRun: In the "try new stuff" spirit of the show
cheetoJack: Paul & James need to learn to be princessess of course lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: Nightvalien28 Bo0jangles
PhoenixMelior: *Bo-jangles
SAJewers: i take it it must've been hard with so many good suggestions to pick 6
Nightvalien28: deal
Nightvalien28: but I am switching that to botjangles
wildpeaks: so geoguessr ?
PhoenixMelior: ooh done I like it
LoadingReadyRun: It was! There were hardly any repeats, either
PhoenixMelior: look, Long Live the Queen is actually really fun
PhoenixMelior: it's great watching people build up their princess and trying not to die
cheetoJack: Whatever the case is, I'm pleased I actually get to watch this full stream
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
cheetoJack: !next
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Twinklebees: Playing LLTQ: Try to not Die. Die a lot.
LoadingReadyRun: except for Fallout 76, which got a bunch of suggestions, which is a little silly
cheetoJack: and while I'm cooking too
GalrenTheLost: Hi
PhoenixMelior: occasionally become a magical girl
TXC2: hello GalrenTheLost welcome
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack oh right it's a holiday thing where you are
Twinklebees: Oh yeah
cheetoJack: yep, its Mes-giving. Thanks-me-ving?
DarkMorford: It's a paid day off work is what it is.
PhoenixMelior: self care giving
TXC2: fakesgiving, cause thanksgiving was last month Kappa
cheetoJack: ok so people have "Friendsgiving" when they spend Thanksgiving with their friends. What do you call it when you spend it on your own but still celebrating
wildpeaks: I forget, was donut country ever streamed on LRR ?
cheetoJack: yes
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack what's wrong with SelfCareGiving?
LoadingReadyRun: Doesn't "tiltify" seem like a odd name for a charity/fund raising service to you folks?
cheetoJack: Salfe-Care-giving seems good
wildpeaks: that does sound a bit odd
LoadingReadyRun: Twitch was just mentioning it as a new extension and I hadn't seen the name before
cheetoJack: are we supposed to be angry while giving money
LoadingReadyRun: "tilting" doesn't put me in a charitable mood
TXC2: tilting comes from pinball, so maybe it's a pinball charity.....somehow
Riandisa: Maybe people donate to slowly dutch angle a camera as much as possible
cheetoJack: Dutch Angle for Hope
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DarkMorford: "Tiltify" sounds like something Ian would come up with. :P
PhoenixMelior: every thousand dollars moves the camera a degree
wildpeaks: with the variant "tittify" being something Alex would come up with :D
TXC2: I thinking of a Cam and Ian Xmas stream, where the camera slowly tilts, and how infuriating that would be :P
LoadingReadyRun: PhoenixMelior DB2019 goals?
red_shoes_jeff: A Slowly Tilting Cameron?
PhoenixMelior: LoadingReadyRun if you want to watch Graham slowly lose his mind, yes!
red_shoes_jeff: Also hi
TXC2: hello red_shoes_jeff welcome
wildpeaks: i wonder how many degrees before graham would notice the camera rotation
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably when people's heads are cut off
cheetoJack: I assume 5 degrees
cheetoJack: Graham is very good at his job
PhoenixMelior: probably 5 degrees yes
Didero: !next
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Lizardman175: signal
wildpeaks: lrrSIGNAL
Twinklebees: I think it's surprisingly easy to notice something like that too
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Didero: Oh hey
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Meyari: Though, if the whole stream tilted,it would offset overlay burn-in
Didero: Also, oh hi
Twinklebees: The human eye is pretty good at odd things like that
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SetraLynn: This just scared the bus out of me. I forgot this window was still open from last night. o.O
SAJewers: lrrSPOOP ?
TXC2: time to golf it up!
PhoenixMelior: This doesn't sound like Spheda Kappa
FireRogue: 👋
TXC2: PhoenixMelior oh Gods if only
nightwingmisthawk: Time to see how good James and Paul can put. Number 3, please.
rocketjohn: and the category today was sports games?
rocketjohn: or golf games?
PhoenixMelior: rocketjohn it was anything goes
Pteraspidomorphi: It was free
rocketjohn: ah
FireRogue: i take it they hit the 1/50?
PhoenixMelior: FireRogue oh they didn't spin, they're cowards Kappa
TheAinMAP: Hello.
LordManiMani: 🎉🎉🎉
Meyari: Hello
TXC2: Hello James and Paul
FireRogue: @phoenixmelior boo
TehAmelie: ahoy
Riandisa: Good morning
Rhynerd: Greet
thegreatwyrdling: KONNICHIWA
Pteraspidomorphi: Who is that person sitting on chair?
nightwingmisthawk: @lordmanimani happy thanksgiving to you too.
Rhynerd: Happy Turkey Time
thegreatwyrdling: Congratulations!
wildpeaks: we don't know about the teleporter and the chickens, don't worry
EdMaxt: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
vokayregrebniew: ahoyhoy
Vanbael: I didn't hear anything, but feel free to share, it stays between you and chat
SetraLynn: I wish Paul was not so correct about that.
ritchards: James is good at Gold is he? (according to the tweet)
TXC2: !explain goc
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and Paul return for Games of Chance and this week we're playing Golf Story. Which should work well as James is good at gold and Paul is good at story. ||
Pteraspidomorphi: Poker night at the inventory?
FireRogue: ack. reception on train is trash. I'll have to catch the vod. cheers all! 👋
wildpeaks: that Chance person sure has a lot of games
cheetoJack: gouald?!
vokayregrebniew: i love gooooooooooold
kumatsu: not gonna lie, I was really hoping you'd hit Desert Bus
red_shoes_jeff: Gold Story sounds like an interesting game.
PhoenixMelior: red_shoes_jeff probably an Alchemist tale
Nightvalien28: spin the wheel you coward
TemporallyAwry: Or a "WildWest" mining game.
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooh, good picks
TXC2: you monster James
Didero: Ooh, Prison Architect would've been interesting too
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Atleers?
Pteraspidomorphi: My taste aligns more with Paul's, tbh :P
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees yessss
NathanJay_GA: Golf Story! ^_^
Rytel: Of course it was James, chat is empirically terrible
ani_laurel: I would have loved Prison Arhitect. I'll defs suggest it next time a relevant category comes up
SetraLynn: I mean... it would be worth it to play DB to see how many of chat sub/donate just on pure pavlovian impulse.
Pteraspidomorphi: PA fit on "ambiguous" simulation games
Pteraspidomorphi: They did... Jurassic Park I think?
coelopteryx: (i still consider sonic the hedgehog to be the polar opposite of desert bus)
PhoenixMelior: I mean, I'm into it
Noy2222: Is it too late for that?
Nightvalien28: do it, do it, do it, do it
TXC2: so for 3 hours Paul sings?
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Nightvalien28: do it you cowards
SetraLynn: How many subs to get to that for next week?
cheetoJack: some of VST is probably here, they could make highlights
thetoastmonster: You can auction my ikea coffee table
zombub: Yay I enjoyed this game a lot (although I think some of the humour is quite Australian)
TehAmelie: mmm, glod
Didero: I'd play a game called Clod Story
SAJewers: 6 months to desert bus celebration steam lrrBEEJ
Skudd: This game is one of the reasons I actually want to get a Switch
PhoenixMelior: Didero what about Clop Story?
TXC2: me to mod, couple of VST peep, zeldazach to never stop talking and it'll be last week again Kappa
Didero: PhoenixMelior: As long as it also has Peridot from Steven Universe, I'm game :P
Mt_Storm: Schrodinger's Controler
Amentur: The Pro-controller is really sweet
SAJewers: go now james?
bl1ghtn1n6: Happy Thxgiving, Americans! everyone else, good Thursday
eramore: Hello peeps
TXC2: so has the UK
TemporallyAwry: Don't do it - it's not worth it :D
PhoenixMelior: Boxing Day is still the bigger shopping day up here, but the deals are sometimes nice
Skudd: Black Friday is more or less in full swing in Ontario now.
TXC2: hello eramore welcome
Pteraspidomorphi: Even in Portugal, a majority catholic country, there are black friday deals now. Commercialism has a big reach.
SAJewers: and Canada also has Boxing Week sales
PhoenixMelior: I'm probably going to go buy a Switch sometime in the next few days
ani_laurel: I saw Black Thursday signs at the mall yestreday. It was wild
adi_pie: We have an electronics store chain here that has "a month of Black Friday deals" twice a year or so.
Sanityis0verrated: it is just early christmas shopping
Rytel: Untitled Duck Game?
adi_pie: We don't even have a Thanksgiving.
TehAmelie: black friday is not a holiday in Sweden either, though all the business seem to want to team up to make it happen. so weird
TXC2: !addquote (Paul_ [now] Don't you hate it when you think you're a duck?
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wordswords1: I didn't know james played golf
SAJewers: James golfing stream when? lrrBEEJ
wordswords1: I'd donate to watch that
Zebunisher: in germany we have a whole "black week" despite not having thanks giving either...
thatladyinplaid: I haven't done Black Friday sales in stores since my kid was a toddler. I do everything online now.
wildpeaks: Golf ? Better call Adam
TheManaLeek: Holy moly, IRL golf stream would be great
TXC2: if it was Crazy golf sure
TehAmelie: i want to ask them why they think it's called black friday. hint: the name was made up by cops
PhoenixMelior: can't really do any Cyber Monday shopping in Canada this year, what with the Canada Post strike
frnknstn: Last time I played golf, I got hit in the head by a club
ritchards: LRL Segment!
chi7891: That would be great
thatladyinplaid: @tehamelie Black Friday isn't a holiday. It just coincides with American Thanksgiving.
Rytel: That actually does sound pretty great
TXC2: Zebunisher "black week" in Germany sounds like it would for something very much not shopping :P
procedurallygeneratedname: So Golf Story: the larp?
nightwingmisthawk: I love when games try to do a tutorial as nonchalant text.
zombub: You press A once at the end of the bar then again in the middle of the purple
NathanJay_GA: Maybe something like a "James vs the Crew but the crew uses best ball rules" kinda game?
Pteraspidomorphi: Represents a swing?
zombub: It's made in Australia
TheSoftestBunny: becauae you swing back
Skudd: Most golf games I've played are the other way
procedurallygeneratedname: @thesoftestbunny is correct.
TXC2: this Duck is our nemesis
aWabbajack: Hello! A story about golf?
Didero: It's called a 'tutorial' :P
Nightvalien28: of course it is scripted it is the first tutorial
TehAmelie: my mama always told me, don't try to impress a goose
RedRaptor: The hole location is scripted but I'm pretty sure you can sink that put
RedRaptor: *putt
zombub: It's not actually scripted, it just says that if you don't get it :P
SAJewers: can we hit the duck?
CaptainSpam: Geese? Geese are evil. Geese are never shy. They want you dead.
TehAmelie: is it like that "supposed to lose but you can theoretically win" fight at the start of Bloodborne?
RedRaptor: @zombub I meant more where they set the ball versus where Paul actually hit it.
CaptainSpam: RUN PAUL
Rhynerd: Imagine if this turned into Untitled Goose Game
procedurallygeneratedname: You’re going to have nightmares about geese, Paul.
TehAmelie: why would we run? we have the perfect weapon
rocketjohn: the wind is apparently going to be like that for three years....
Rytel: This is just Titled Goose Game
Lizardon28: *golf clap*
PhoenixMelior golf clap
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CaptainSpam: Untitled Goose Game: The Prequel
Rhynerd: It’s a peaceful day in the village. The horrible goose isn’t here yet.
shdragon: oh man, golf story!
TehAmelie: hey remember Seagull Game? it was called Meeeeeuwe or something along those lines
PhoenixMelior: TehAmelie I do remember that game. It was a delightful W+P
TehAmelie: so innocent until you find out the seagull breathes fire
Jadenim: Are you under a golfing geas?
Rhynerd: Meeeeuuw, right?
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Vampiricsloth: ohai
CaptainSpam: There! Those are the geese I know!
Gizmoloid: Hmm, can you whack a goose with a ball?
TehAmelie: some elongated version of meuwe, the German word for seagull
Nightvalien28: nothing dodges a geese
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RoeDent89: Nice shot!
Bladinus: sergeHolyMoly
bl1ghtn1n6: spoiler: he dies
bl1ghtn1n6: i expect
eramore: !spoilers
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bl1ghtn1n6: i don't really know the game, srry if it looked that way
bl1ghtn1n6: i just guessed based on what stories tend to do
rocketjohn: is this our mum?
TehAmelie: the W in that font bugs me, it looks like two Us. which i realize is ironic
TXC2: rocketjohn I'm thinking ex
RoeDent89: We clearly missed a lot of stuff in that simple "20 years later" screen
rocketjohn: 'fun with microwaves'
incslayer: is golf story still switch only?
TXC2 Flashbacks to Cam explaing why puting nothing in a mincrowave is bad
Gary_Number_427: Quick someone add a quote!
incslayer: @TXC2 so nothing is bad to put in a microwave got it
TehAmelie: the real question is, will we get the WHOLE golf story with Nigel Fitzgerald Breuwer?
RoeDent89: Footgolf!
TehAmelie: kicking golf balls seems much more efficient than sticking them
zombub: Are you pressing Y? I think they're different buttons to tee up and throw balls
ani_laurel: hint hint
TehAmelie: or hitting them with sticks if you wnana be tehcnical
TehAmelie: sudden rash of keyboard faeries. . .
nightwingmisthawk: Lrr
NathanJay_GA: yeah, that sounds like me
nightwingmisthawk: Whoops. My bad.
Riandisa: X and Y on Nintendo systems always confuse me
TehAmelie: boy we have missed a lot in that timeskip. how did we get the trainer from Punch-Out?
Vanbael: she must be the tsundere
TehAmelie: that guy has to work on not starting every sentence with "actually, on the simulator" eh
Wesley5714: Hello chat and @loadingreadyrun. broHi
TehAmelie: what do softer balls do? for us non-golfers
Piratical_tendancies: I love the playing around with the text boxes
TXC2: hello Wesley5714 welcome
TXC2: TehAmelie not hurt when you get hit with them
TehAmelie: seems useful
sag3error: Yay, Golf Story! I'll have to come back and watch the VOD later.
TehAmelie: seeya in the future sag3
CaptainSpam: So is there a reason why the Wellworn Grove logo is reminiscent of the Waste Management logo?
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Softer golf balls are more... I wanna say flexible, bouncy? They go further. (But offer less control.)
ani_laurel: there is only a microwave in that building to cook with
TehAmelie: hard mode eh
TehAmelie: how ironic
Parkes04: If you talk to the folks with word bubbles above their heads, they give you challenges
TheOldBadger: Guy next to the projector looked like an early gen Pokemon sprite
NathanJay_GA: talk to coach?
accountmadeforants: No, softer gold balls are generally used by less skilled players, because they can't really make use of the control harder balls offer. (Though it also depends on the course.)
geekvs: When is Canada’s turkey day?
TXC2: last month
Parkes04: the objective at this point is to make enough money for a lesson
geekvs: Oh cool
zombub: You just need to get it in the circle anyway
TehAmelie: boy i wouldn't want the job of cutting the grass into perfect decimeter-sized rectangles
TehAmelie: *squares
MehallD: ehrmergerd i *LOVE* this games. just saw you were live!
TehAmelie: weird word to forget
TXC2: squares are just fancy rectangles anyway Kappa
TehAmelie: a square is technically a kind of rectangle so i guess it's better than the other way around. . .
Feminine_Desires: oh. Ads. Bleh.
Feminine_Desires: Hi chat.
Feminine_Desires: Ads cometh.
TXC2: hello Feminine_Desires welcome
Feminine_Desires: ALso I love this game I wish I could get it on pc.
GoblinRanger: on the line
Feminine_Desires: Cause I'm not getting a switch for many more years to come.
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MehallD: greyed means theres an obstacle
MehallD: you're gonna hit a tree
Feminine_Desires: I got ghosted :o lrrSPOOP
MehallD: you can curve the ball, not sure if you've learned that yet
TehAmelie: curve it more up?
thetoastmonster: @Feminine_Desires I guess it's from No Donor Account
MehallD: you can also indicate where on the power bar you want to hit, but I've rogotten all the controls
TehAmelie: we do have the map of where we're hitting the ball so we ought to be able to use it
MehallD: I bought, played, and finished this inside of a week last October when I was in Valencia
GoblinRanger: bonus zone :)
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rocketjohn: A coffee bong sounds un-tasty
Feminine_Desires: Someone quote that Paul: "Apparently I have ... unlimited balls."
Nightvalien28: coffee bong
TheHaCoFo: yea.. i mean Pong... It was a very Long day..
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TehAmelie: frisbee golf, the most fun way to play golf and the least fun way to use a frisbee. hmm
MehallD: if it's up and down to change club, I think it's L and R to change power marker?
MehallD: maybe?
MehallD: it's beena while, but you can mark how much power you'd like to use before your shot
TXC2: it's deep rough, you're gonna want full power
rocketjohn: it's not
rocketjohn: range is 8y
zombub: It'll bounce after that, the circle is where it first lands
rocketjohn: 6y now
CaptainSpam: This sounds like where you'd want backspin, if the engine allows that.
GoblinRanger: too much boom
SwiftrunnerXXY: curiosity question can you bounce it off a dude's head
eaglestorm213: This is such a charming game.
SageFigaro: yeah i agree, this was one of my favorite games last year, really enjoyed it
zombub: Never forget the rap battle
TehAmelie: *power overwhelming*
Feminine_Desires: Unfortunately it's switch only so I can't play it ...
lare291: This looks quite calm. I kinda need right now
xiivv7: good morning everyone xiivv7 here.
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lare291: I kinda neet that right now*
TXC2: hello xiivv7 welcome
Feminine_Desires: Boom goes the dynamite.
lare291: Xmas tea and a some golfing, this ought to calm me down
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scratchmonkey: put the biscuit in the basket
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scratchmonkey: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
TehAmelie: challenge accepted!
rocketjohn: now first, EMPTY YOUR MIND
NimrodXIV: LOL
Nightvalien28: easy on the backseating james Kappa
TheWooglie: Surely that's a crapshot
CaptainSpam: The ball's lie is Wood.
GoblinRanger: need to sink it I think
Feminine_Desires: Get it in the hole.
Rocketman210: i think you need to sink that boy
TehAmelie: now i get it, you get those tiny amounts of money because it's what's left over after your infinite golf balls
TXC2: cuttlefishman sure ain't
eaglestorm213: too close!
SageFigaro: nice
cuttlefishman: I thought they were playing DB for GoC?
Feminine_Desires: welp
CaptainSpam: Man, what a dink.
Feminine_Desires: INFINITE POWAH
mtvcdm: That's hard mode, cuttlefishman.
TXC2: wow we're dumb
MehallD: the dumbest
MehallD: I love this dumb game
The_FlyingDutchman: like lessons where you unlearn stuff??!
Feminine_Desires: Don't hit the moles :p
GoblinRanger: moles are a hazard
MehallD: the moles aren't for this test
Rocketman210: you are supposed to not hit moles, moles are bad
MehallD: you can use any club
MehallD: remember you can press Y to fine tune
Ukon_vasara: are you familiar with the game Whack-a-Mole
TXC2: you want to hit as many of the yellow circles as possible
MehallD: it doesnt set a limit, it's a marker/target for you to use
TheTekkieman: They do. That's mainly a visual marker.
castlewise: Oh man, this game is great
GoblinRanger: you got a nice venn on the first 3
Rocketman210: Arms too strong
Feminine_Desires: That bounce is an entire circle away :p
castlewise: You can put backspin on it to try and stop that
accountmadeforants: Alright Paul, time to put on the training weights and restrain your POWER. (Or like a golf club that's secretly 100 kg?)
castlewise: hold one of the shoulder buttons I think? It should highlihgt the ball on top/bottom
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castlewise: I don't remember the controls :(
TehAmelie: that's how you know a real coach from a fake one
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Luxatos: This hook you're going to battle... is it an anthropomorphic fishing hook? I'd pay good money to see that.
Mr_Migs: this... game
Mr_Migs: hahahaha
TehAmelie: textbook swing? well i've got a "golf" swing
TXC2: it's a rpg, but instead of battles, you golf
Pteraspidomorphi: brodus's
Parkes04: Try to hit the washing machines
rocketjohn: smash it directly into brodus' face
castlewise: I looked it up. Its L/R to do topspin/backspin
Feminine_Desires: X is not spin.
TehAmelie: yeah, i'm totally a ringer, winning driving range bets for 4 dollars a day
Feminine_Desires: It's where you are hitting, so arc of the ball
TehAmelie: maybe you have to level up spin for that
castlewise: Its L/R for spin
loizo4: that's some seriously good music
Vampiricsloth: yah this music is <3
CraziestOwl: Hi everyone
zombub: IIRC the X position on the ball is for things like avoiding obstacles and more/less impact from the wind
TXC2: hello CraziestOwl welcome
Vampiricsloth: Owl you doin? :P
CraziestOwl: Haha good
TXC2: eat your ball
SmashTCG: inb4 he's actully good
Rocketman210: moles throw your ball
SerGarretCameron: I think they steal your ball.
The_FlyingDutchman: whelp i am just dropping everything this evening; my iced tea, my fork, my phone. hopefully my beer stays safe lrrFINE
TehAmelie: i bet everyone's thankful if you hit the moles directly
zombub: Top of the screen is how far the hole is, bottom of the screen is how far you can hit
Rocketman210: you stun the mole if you get a direct hit
SmashTCG: puts it int he sand
Feminine_Desires: Backspin on this definitely
Feminine_Desires: With high arc
Despoiler98: !next
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Rocketman210: i think this guy is just bad
CraziestOwl: This mole is to intelligent for my taste
SmashTCG: TEnse Music
red_shoes_jeff: X
TehAmelie: is having your ball stolen by a vindictive mole "textbook"?
Despoiler98: katesScared so tense
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SmashTCG: it shows it on the srceen
Feminine_Desires: It does say slope on the top right.
SmashTCG: next to wind
TXC2: remember Kirby golf? Kappa
Rocketman210: anyone remember FROLF?
TehAmelie: it's fine, you'll lob it right in the hole
accountmadeforants: This course seems very poorly maintained
SmashTCG: chipher in
Despoiler98: get in the HOLE ><
TXC2: could get an eagle here
aaerikson: are you too good for your home, ball?
0x6772: Paul, you've got to consider the bounce...
TehAmelie: woo
0x6772: Oh well, or not.
Despoiler98: CAW CAW
Stoffern: CAW
red_shoes_jeff: WARK
TheWooglie: lrrHORN lrrHORN
NathanJay_GA: oh hell!
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
accountmadeforants: !birb
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Rocketman210: you dont shoot the trees
Feminine_Desires: to the left.
zombub: It's just pointing you directly at the hole
Sannindi: Yeah, these trees are bullshit.
Vampiricsloth: aim left lol
Despoiler98: are you just golfing in a frigging forest now?
Rocketman210: the fairway is to the left
The_FlyingDutchman: squakaaa....the sound of America
red_shoes_jeff: To the left!
Vampiricsloth: fairway before the pond
Feminine_Desires: Go left!
NathanJay_GA: yeah, aim left :D
Gizmoloid: Go LEFT!
GoblinRanger: to be normal chat, go left
zombub: The course curves
TheTekkieman: It's a 5-par hole. Very long.
Feminine_Desires: yes, that's fairway.
Mowdownjoe: Yep\
SmashTCG: maybe its a dogleg?
Rocketman210: it starts you aimed directly at the hole, its your job to follow the fairway
SageFigaro: i don't remember if there's a button to see an overview, it's been sometime since i've played
Mowdownjoe: The game defaults to the shortest distance to the hole. It not perfect system.
TehAmelie: too spicy D:
0x6772: You play from where you went in with a shot penalty.
The_FlyingDutchman: shot penalty though
Rocketman210: If your course has gophers on the green, you are doing it wrong
red_shoes_jeff: X?
Nightvalien28: fuck that mole
TheWooglie: Do they always put it in a bunker?
red_shoes_jeff: X
TehAmelie: winning every hole
NathanJay_GA: Nice recovery
TXC2: well they fucked that up
AGiantRoach: Sink or he loses the hole
Feminine_Desires: Sink or Lose was for him not you.
Mowdownjoe: Match play just means on a per-hole basis.
TXC2: they being the other player
MehallD: Nope, this was hole play, not stroke play. You win or lose on a hole basis
SacrificialToast: I think these challenges are per hole
SmashTCG: normally yes
The_FlyingDutchman: game of par,
The_FlyingDutchman: no
TheWooglie: no it's per hole as you got 2
SageFigaro: no this was a skins game not stroke
0x6772: Their scoring is "who wins a hole".
Mowdownjoe: @Lithobraker Quiet you
NathanJay_GA: I think purity might be hook/slice
SachielOne: ?codefall
Lithobraker: wait what? no seabats? I feel lied to.
Pump19: Codefall | Life is Strange episodes 1 - 5 (Steam)
TehAmelie: i guess purity gives you more room to hit the hook/slice mark
SmashTCG: power seems to take away from other stuff
accountmadeforants: I'd love to see that in other games. Like, just being far too strong for a dinky little sword so it deteriorates faster.
SmashTCG: but the otherstuff only effects itself
TXC2: SmashTCG it does
Vampiricsloth: so whats on FNPF tomorrow :)
Earthenone: chaos draft
Vampiricsloth: ooh fun
Vampiricsloth: tomorrow is my resub day <3 perfect timing
thetoastmonster: oh no my USB disconnected?
TXC2: and we're back
thetoastmonster: were we gone?
Feminine_Desires: Oh you've got against you.
TXC2: turns Paul is a better player then James :P
rocketjohn: James, why are you like this...
Feminine_Desires: why did I not type the word wind in that sentence.
MehallD: I've always called you that Paul. Now I finally know why
coelopteryx: i once knew of a driving range that had a car in it where if you hit the car, you.. win a car, or something
rocketjohn: we need the ball with a mattress strapped to their back
BITs19_: there's a range near where I live with a satellite dish every 50 yrads
coelopteryx: i don't golf so i never actually went there
Xafty: loch ness monster is here...
Xafty: i heard tree-fiddy
Feminine_Desires: put on some topspin and a hit the top of the ball.
coelopteryx: also, that driving range is no longer in business
thetoastmonster: @BITs19_ That's not a golf course that's a radio telescope array!
BITs19_: @thetoastmonster huh, is that why they tried to kick me out?
TXC2: so close
TheAinMAP: So close.
kanimaras: 3 bulleyes in a row dang
TXC2: gotta level up I'd say
darkecologist: just googled the rules of the flagstick. if you pull out the flag without the consent of the player hitting the shot, it's a penalty
kanimaras: yes don't pull on someone's flag without consent kids
rocketjohn: huge hook
darkecologist: precisely
rocketjohn: continuous. enthusastic. golfsent.
TheAinMAP: Argh.
TXC2: damnit Paul :p
accountmadeforants: Golf King Paul and Two-outta-three James
rocketjohn: but james, how are you so bad at this when you're good at real golf? it's so similar!
TheMandrew: Just call him Tin Cup Turner
SAJewers: what happens if you hole in one here?
TheAinMAP: Got there.
rocketjohn: SAJewers we'll never know
TXC2: Golf: basically Pokemon
yeldemsug: is this on switch?
TXC2: yeap
Ckiva: topspin?
gsyhiap: are you practising trick shots?
Feminine_Desires: not a wedge
DiscordianTokkan: May need more clubs?
TXC2: I reckon we want to use the pitching wedge
Ckiva: I can only explain how to do this in real golf
Parkes04: try an approach shot?
Zanzabar_: Lower angle should have more forward momentum
red_shoes_jeff: Put some spin on it.
Stoffern: I think it has to bounce all the way in and NOT roll?
rocketjohn: top spin
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
rocketjohn: twitch, pls stop giving me 360p
oyleslyck: Schallenge was bounce off the path
NathanJay_GA: there was something with the ball graphic where there was a "shadow" either on the top or bottom of the ball, independent of the red dot. What was that?
0x6772: Didn't the last guy say he only ever hit on the simulator?
accountmadeforants: What if the final student was you all along?
TXC2: NathanJay_GA that was front or back spin
rocketjohn: !uptime
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NathanJay_GA: @txc2 Im now wondering how the dot position changes the shot
rocketjohn: so accidentally a JRPG tutorial for all of GoC again? :)
StageMgrRob: Check the Simulator
zo4chcee: Paul with the HSR references.
oyleslyck: Aim ball at evaluator lrrBEEJ
cheetoJack: imagine a flight simulator like this
cheetoJack: just a person shaking you while they tell you your speed
rocketjohn: "altitude. pull up. pull up."
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CommanderCrossing: who needs turkey when i can watch golf story
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zo4chcee: They start shaking violently while yelling, "YOU'RE EXPERIENCING TURBULENCE."
ActuallyTheMoon: In golf turkey story do you *hit* the turkey as if they were balls, or *play* as a turkey
Earthenone: @ActuallyTheMoon Yes
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gsyhiap: FORE! -ty one months, that's almost the length of time it takes me to play 18 holes...
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gsyhiap: LUL
gualdhar: you know, the wellworn logo looks a lot like the real life Waste Management logo, and they sponsor golf tournaments
Feminine_Desires: The path of the ball is not where it will end up, that's without any wind or slope modifiers
TehAmelie: i like the Diet Chariots of Fire music
Anarchon_D: the slope is minor. shoot straight
rocketjohn: the wind and the slope arrows are based on the same rotation
rocketjohn: relative to cmaera
Anarchon_D: not hard enuff lol
rocketjohn: camera*
Feminine_Desires: Yeah consider them two vectors
TehAmelie: who decides the par for a course? is it some kind of average?
CrazymattCaptain: the women's tee is closer
oyleslyck: Two tees usually for men and women
kenkopin: In real gold the other tee would be the "Ladies Tee"
TXC2: different tees are for different handicaps
kenkopin: (golf)
CaptainSpam: Ah, putting from the rough. A classic strategy.
rocketjohn: wind
rocketjohn: nice shot
Stoffern: CAW
gsyhiap: nicely done!
NathanJay_GA: heyooo!
TehAmelie: now i want to taste eagle chips
oyleslyck: Nice katesNice
kenkopin: Putting from the Rough would be the Whitest Metal band ever.
ActuallyTheMoon: what do the moles do?
ActuallyTheMoon: oh nevermind
gsyhiap: womp womp
MrSVCD: Mole!
rocketjohn: is that not a mole?
Anarchon_D: when i played the game i used to read the wind and slope as if they were ticks. like 5 wind south, adjust 5 ticks in the north direction. not sure if thats still how it works.
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rocketjohn: james "pole toucher" turner
0x6772: "Fore" as in "ahead".
gsyhiap: eyes to the fore, I think
0x6772: (where you should look out)
Marcanius: FAlling object returning to earth
Anarchon_D: lol @marcanius
accountmadeforants: Supposedly "beware before", but it's unconfirmed
gsyhiap: oh wow
TehAmelie: lrrHORN
0x6772: Nope, I take it back, @gsyhiap's got it.
GhassanPL: Apparently it's anecdotally attribute to "look out beFORE"
CaptainSpam: MEGA EAGLE
red_shoes_jeff: C A W
DiscordianTokkan: MMmmega Eagle
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
Bladinus: Ol' timey "Yeet"
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
NathanJay_GA: WHAT
oyleslyck: Nice
Earthenone: !birb
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rocketjohn: "It is probable that golfers shouted to their 'Forecaddie!', who would always be some distance ahead to draw attention to the fact the ball was coming and, in time, this was shortened to 'Fore! The almost contemporaneous appearance of the terms caddie, fore-caddie and Fore! supports this theory over the others."
DiscordianTokkan: KObe
CptMurphey: golf does need more airhorn
MrSVCD: "beware before" according to Wikipedia, uncorroborated.
red_shoes_jeff: They frown on that, Paul.
TehAmelie: mole in one!
gsyhiap: mole bonus!
GhassanPL: The mixing of high-res and pixel art is really jarring imho
0x6772: There was that grounds keeper who couldn't figure out how to do his job.
CaptainSpam: Getting fancy now.
TXC2: REALLY though that was going in the water
TehAmelie: it bounced on the edge and still went over, i'd be happy to hit the rough
CaptainSpam: Puttin' from the rough. They'll never see it coming!
cloaking111: deep rough is a foul in golf
Anarchon_D: theres no deep rough in this game. just out of bounds
rocketjohn: it really isn't, cloaking111 - only if the rought happens to be out of bounds
NathanJay_GA: James: master of recoveries
0x6772: "Forget it, James. It's mole town."
accountmadeforants: The ball can't stop here, this is Mole County!
NathanJay_GA: Mole town - population: Avogadro
Anarchon_D: wind doesnt effect putting.
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
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Stoffern: birb
DiscordianTokkan: 3 Under was Mega Eagle here, wasn't it?
TehAmelie: wow, the birdie sound is so insulting compared to the eagle
rocketjohn: only at sea
red_shoes_jeff: Only if you kill it, Paul
Feminine_Desires: It looks like a slight slope means it takes away half of your put off.
Eywind: Mega eagle seems like an eagle on a par 4 so far
TXC2: an Albratross was a ships good luck til some idiot shot it
Zu_o: Paul, as far as I recall, the albatross was good luck till some idiot killed it.
rocketjohn: paul in shanty mode :)
rocketjohn: so james, is this giving you the itch for real golfsing?
j0xer: i've heard 'double eagle' before
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
GoblinRanger: big birdies
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Stop getting hit by everything.
rocketjohn: someone did not replace their divot
oyleslyck: lrrGREED
stevestein: We need to have a word with the owner of this course.
gsyhiap: the moles are just bored and looking for a bit of fun...
TehAmelie: moles are so vindictive. did a golfer hit their mom or something? (probably yes)
oyleslyck: Saved
GoblinRanger: mens and womens by convention
j0xer: pro tee vs amateur tee
GoblinRanger: or pro as well if there are three
rocketjohn: lrrGREED
GoblinRanger: where did that money come from?
B4rberblacksheep: Oh hey, Dicks on sale
TehAmelie: the wealth/ level is very consistent let's say
red_shoes_jeff: They pay YOU to play here. That's how garbage this place is.
masta2505: cheer100 Random bits for finishing golfing
thetoastmonster: The money came from the plants.
DemonicUrge: I mean, there are a bunch of trees there, obviously atleast one is a money tree
GoblinRanger: makes sense
Vampiricsloth: i still have my copy of Master Blaster for NES :3
Stoffern: The other office?
masta2505: The moles gave you money because they messed up your balls???
TXC2: the simulation room?
NathanJay_GA: Id try the rest of the clubhouse
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DiscordianTokkan: Max Yards? More like Max Jerk! Hahah aw.
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DiscordianTokkan: The stereotypical tsundere golf rival. Or... something
CaptainSpam: "While you were wasting your time in college, I studied the club."
drthvd3r: I feel attacked.
GoblinRanger: they're lurking
rocketjohn: they are the lurkers
thetoastmonster: The eyes are watching.
Psychic_Ketchup: Lurker valley? My home!
TXC2: why are we on lava island?
gsyhiap: maybe she means that she earned the money that she used to buy her way onto the team?
red_shoes_jeff: WHY are we so fixated on this rundown, mob-run golf course, again?
TehAmelie: what if all gold holes lead into some demonic dimension?
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chicken_fajitas: happy thanksgiving from the us
TehAmelie: golf holes, too
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Meltalar: i not chat, i jerk!
TehAmelie: i mean, has anyone here actually seen the bottom of a hole?
gsyhiap: thants?
accountmadeforants: We try, computers are full of electricity, which is nice
TehAmelie: gold cart racing would be funny
zo4chcee: Dammit rocketjohn
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
TXC2: right Paul?
TehAmelie: i keep typing gold instead of golf. maybe there's money in them hills
TXC2: no lrrbot no
gsyhiap: Stardew fairway?
GoblinRanger: golf ball plant thingies
gsyhiap: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
TheWooglie: Is that the one with the lawn mower?
TehAmelie: the "pump the dog" advice has come up a LOT in like the last month. . .
GoblinRanger: hit the white ball plants into the red circle
gsyhiap: I thought you generally wanted to avoid water hazards in golf...
0x6772: This is kinda poorly explained. Hit the plants that look like golf balls on the shore.
CrazymattCaptain: get a better shot on that rainbow hole
TXC2: is a fish's throat even wide enough to swallow a golf ball?
castlewise: woof. cant move. too much food. I'm just going to sit here and watch you guys for a minute
Stoffern: Well...that fish is almost as big as a person TXC2
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GoblinRanger: hole in space time?
TXC2: Stoffern fair point
gsyhiap: unicorn nest?
Feminine_Desires: don't forget the wind :P
korvys: wind
PenultiN00b: Its the extended family that gets you
rocketjohn: it's a tramampoline
DiscordianTokkan: Is... is it just a rainbow circled rock?
PenultiN00b: They creep up on you
PenultiN00b: and pounce with politics talk
rocketjohn: wind....
GoblinRanger: smoke bombs are good too
Jondare: I like talking politics with my family, it's usually interesting
PenultiN00b: Become the Batman, got it
DiscordianTokkan: Grappling hooks are essential to our local Canadian holiday dinners, this is true
rocketjohn: wind...
DoctorOfBeard: ninja attacks are always the answer
rocketjohn: that sounds amazing paul.
TXC2: Gods if only I could do that :P
red_shoes_jeff: Top right corner?
GoblinRanger: are any on a different map?
Rhynerd: I think I saw another near the magic hole?
red_shoes_jeff: Go off to that left area
SachielOne: Dammit, that Batman thing is 90 seconds long, and Twitch only lets you do 60 second clips
Antimagro: poker face
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Holes count as two!
gsyhiap: ^^
gsyhiap: 8 of 7 🤔
Mossybeard: a hole in one is worth two in the tar
gsyhiap: lrrSACK
Meark: So, I have a pile of magic cards from M12 to M14.. what do?
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
gsyhiap: SabaPing
TXC2: Meark make a cube?
Feminine_Desires: @Meark organize them :D
Meark: As in I don't want them anymore
blackwlf: Bonfire
TXC2: sell them to CARDKINGDOM
Vampiricsloth: make a suit of armor
Rhynerd: Find a hobbyshop,
accountmadeforants: Do a hit!
Feminine_Desires: Oh go to your local game store and give the new players your collection.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh neanderthaals
Earthenone: send them to lrr in mailtime im sure they need more cards :)
Meark: I mean that's strong
hanrat: It's the circle of value
TehAmelie: whaat? but my 200 card deck is undefeated
korvys: I really like the writing in this. this is one of my top games for the switch. there are not a lot of golf games that have a rap battle in them.
red_shoes_jeff: Pro shop's closed.
gsyhiap: TehAmelie - ...because you haven't played any matches with it?
TehAmelie: mere details
TheMetalupis: !uptime
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TXC2: oh come on
GoblinRanger: so close
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
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Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
TehAmelie: it was pretty impressive how she pulled off three excuses to redo her first swing in only two attempts
DiscordianTokkan: The slooooope
gsyhiap: LUL
korvys: gotta watch
korvys: gotta watch the wind and the slope, James.
TehAmelie: fortunately our opponent is making even more mistakes than us
GoblinRanger: did she just shoot that between her legs?
blackwlf: Golf is a sport in which the goal is to play as little golf as possible.
TehAmelie: if you're winning you get to play the least amount of golf
Jondare: In minigolf we just always finish one person, and then another goes
Earthenone: yeah in golf the winner is the one who plays less golf
DiscordianTokkan: That slope is going to be brutal
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
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Stoffern: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: i always fugured minigiolf has no room for multiple balls on the course
accountmadeforants: Did the ground just bleed?
TehAmelie: the Gold Marshal?!
TehAmelie: Golf damnit
gsyhiap: LUL
Amentur: Sure
Vampiricsloth: lel
B4rberblacksheep: What is this game
Feminine_Desires: *facepalm*
TheAinMAP: Right.
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Golf Story
castlewise: the writing in this game is so sharp
Feminine_Desires: Everything is par 2!
GoblinRanger: big holes now
Vampiricsloth: club some water proof gopro's into a lake?
DiscordianTokkan: Par 2, but big holes?
DiscordianTokkan: No flags for bounces though
TheWooglie: Gotta get 14 ro less
TheWooglie: or
Feminine_Desires: don't forget the wind too.
TehAmelie: did you know the ancient greeks came up with archaeology? even then they tried to sttudy "ancient things"
korvys: wi d!
korvys: wind!
Earthenone: !sir
NathanJay_GA: That was impressive
gsyhiap: katesSir
NathanJay_GA: *tick, tick, plonk*
Feminine_Desires: XD
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh come on
DiscordianTokkan: The wind is a LOT more than it was before, so it's messing stuff up
Feminine_Desires: Now you have to get one hole in one
red_shoes_jeff: James pls
leeche1: wind...
korvys: because James never checks the wind
TehAmelie: the bigger the hole, the more skills demanded
TXC2: nah, we dont do phrasing anymore
Feminine_Desires: Gotta get a hole in one.
TheWooglie: I don't
gsyhiap: lrrSACK
TheWooglie: Hubris
Stoffern: boom
Wilcroft: GOAT
Psychic_Ketchup: Kiss that egg!
Amentur: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
cheetoJack: lrrGOAT
gsyhiap: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: Just gotta do that once or twice more
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSACK
SAJewers: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rendelnep: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rocketjohn: never didn't have it etc
SAJewers: benginFingers naeTATO
Feminine_Desires: remember the wind james!
TehAmelie: i for one welcome the return of our lord soundboard
Feminine_Desires: so close!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gsyhiap: wow
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeeeeaaaah boi
gsyhiap: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Stoffern: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rendelnep: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: can you get the turkey?
BloodForTheCorelab: what is this prehistoric putting?
NathanJay_GA: Are you gonna get there?
CrazymattCaptain: 14 or less
WizardZedd: No. You're back to 0. You just need par here
DiscordianTokkan: You just have to hit par here
TehAmelie: or wait, was the horn the game or Paul?
TXC2: the horn is Paul
TheWooglie: so close
TehAmelie: figured
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh for
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT
red_shoes_jeff: Watch the wind! *ignores wind*
TheAinMAP: Got there.
NathanJay_GA: lrrJUDGE
TheWooglie: How James? How?
rocketjohn: red_shoes_jeff i know right?
accountmadeforants: Such a good hit, really kissed that egg
gsyhiap: mvpRain
DiscordianTokkan: Now get that Power Bracelet thing if the shop is open now?
castlewise: lol, i think your shovel is literally a new wedge
Mysticman89: do you need to redo that challenge to feed fish or hows fish work?
rocketjohn: i don't get where it's going to go next
BloodForTheCorelab: cast pod?
TehAmelie: imagine playing this with the NES power glove
Earthenone: you do a podcast now paul?
B4rberblacksheep: Bye Paul!
TXC2: so long Paul
gsyhiap: bye Paul!
TheWooglie: Golf games
Feminine_Desires: Rogues!
TXC2: Earthenone the tech for one I expect
rocketjohn: spaaaaaaaaace
CrazymattCaptain: bird games
SAJewers: christmas-themed games?
NathanJay_GA: 4x game?
Earthenone: games that start with F?
BloodForTheCorelab: snow games
TehAmelie: my town has christmas decorations up already. ugh.
rocketjohn: spaaaaaace
gsyhiap: railways?
rocketjohn: i say again, space.
Feminine_Desires: Definitely should play some rogues.
JustNotAFox: Games named 'Skeal'
TXC2: Xmas games = that saints row 4 DLC
macintose: game show games?
DiscordianTokkan: Since Cowboys have had games lately, maybe some Alien-based games?
r10pez10: oh man golf story
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hanukkah games!!!
BloodForTheCorelab: sand games?
accountmadeforants: Twin-stick shooters? RPGs? Whatever lets me recommend CrossCode.
GoblinRanger: Skeal was great :)
Feminine_Desires: Rogue genre!
stevestein: Desert-based driving simulation games?
TehAmelie: "alien, but not xenomorph"?
cheetoJack: how about games about being royalty
TeamPhoenixDK: Hello! I am new here! ^_^
TXC2: hello TeamPhoenixDK welcome
rocketjohn: have you guys already played XCOM2?
rocketjohn: (on this show)
TXC2: !goc
LRRbot: Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here!
TeamPhoenixDK: @txc2 Thx! ^_^
masta2505: Alienbased games, how about SC2?
NathanJay_GA: Like, the Alien franchise specifically, or anything with extraterrestrials?
Sannindi: I'm not saying next week's category is aliens, but.... it's alien.
TXC2: NathanJay_GA anything
B4rberblacksheep: No Mans Sky?
incslayer: Startopia
BloodForTheCorelab: what was that xcom game from yesterday?
Earthenone: submits xcom 2
DiscordianTokkan: I was thinking anything with extraterrestrials, yeah
TXC2: if we get SC2 we're GONNA have to play co-op
TehAmelie: hey NMS has a big update about today
Featherweight_: Kill all humans
korvys: et for the atari
PhoenixMelior: what a tricky category
BloodForTheCorelab: no earthy the other xcom ggame
TXC2: BloodForTheCorelab enoforcer
accountmadeforants: Rain World?
incslayer: i repeate Startopia
Vampiricsloth: gears 4?
NathanJay_GA: Alright, i got an idea
Featherweight_: spore
macintose: Sins of a solar empire
thetoastmonster: Alien Breed: Impact
BloodForTheCorelab: yes txc2 that!
flyingdelorean79: Doom
godpigeon: alpha centari?
DiscordianTokkan: Destiny 2: Electric Boogaloo? :3
rocketjohn: XCOM 2's latest DLC has a tactical only mode
accountmadeforants: Yeah, not sure, just looked at what's on my desktop. Kinda aliens, but not quite, I guess.
Rhynerd: I’m so tempted to submit Spiral Knights, but I know it’ll be disqualified for winning elsewhere.
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
rocketjohn: which is quite good
BloodForTheCorelab: doom is clearly demons
Riandisa: Later Paul!
DiscordianTokkan: Bye Paul!
GoblinRanger: bye Paul
accountmadeforants: By Paul!
Rhynerd: bye paul
TehAmelie: at this point i'm just suggesting Dandara at the very slightest provocation
TeamPhoenixDK: Bye! ^_^
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:21 from now).
red_shoes_jeff: Buy Paul
accountmadeforants: I'm gonna pretend that was intentional. By Paul, Paul's leaving! Bye Paul!
stevestein: I know of this game in which you play an alien named Jocko and he comes to earth to endlessly drive an empty bus back and forth through the desert.
TXC2: !goc
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rocketjohn: hey jaaaames, do you know if dice friends is kicking off again on monday/
rocketjohn: ?
0x6772: Maybe try the deep rough on the left instead?
Earthenone: i am told it is starting a 10 leg campaign
TXC2: it's gonna be on the D&D channel right?
rocketjohn: whoop whoop
TeamPhoenixDK: So this is a golfing game? I dont know anything about golf, but is it fun? ^_^
stevestein: I just ate. I highly recommend it.
TXC2: fiar enough James
Featherweight_: James hates dice confirmed
TehAmelie: you don't play the Dungeons and the Dragons? i mean, me neither
Earthenone: as far as i know, it wil be starting monday. on the dnd chanel for 10 weeks of ravnica i am not an offical spokesperson of anyone involved though
stevestein: @Featherweight_ James might just hate friends
paunfar just subscribed with Twitch Prime. paunfar subscribed for 23 months in a row!
paunfar: One week since Desert Bus, and I still have the urge to dance for chat if I hear peppy music... Does that go away? Ever?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, paunfar! (Today's storm count: 27)
Mysticman89: do you have people do your beard or do you just have your own clip[pers or some such?
Vampiricsloth: its no shave november, u have to wait til december 1st to shave :P
red_shoes_jeff: James "Dice Enemy" Turner
TXC2: I legit can't remember if James has been on Dice friends :p
rocketjohn: he has not
rocketjohn: isn't monday your day off james?
TXC2: well that explains that :P
leeche1: you don't adjust for wind.
TXC2: so Lava Bears was a one off then?
BloodForTheCorelab: remember when james was a rabbit...
Despoiler98: you mean youre a gamer who does like ALL GAMES?
TehAmelie: that's a good question, your beard looks good, how did that happen? like do you have any beard tips?
rocketjohn: you are neglecting wind
red_shoes_jeff: No, James, the name of the game is Golf Story.
Mysticman89: wind is goona goozle you
TeamPhoenixDK: Slow and steady wins the race. ^_^
jakale: nice
DoktorPiccolo: SeemsGood
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT
NathanJay_GA: Biscuits!
Earthenone: ber ber beer
oyleslyck: lrrHORN
Mysticman89: purity?
red_shoes_jeff: He dosen't "neglect" the wind, he just ignores it.
Jondare: "Slow and steady wins the race"" - James. Also james, 1 minute later: "Screw it, lets go all in! risk it for the biscuit!"
rocketjohn: i like the footprint bunkers
Despoiler98: HAI CHAIR
rocketjohn: !chair
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B4rberblacksheep: CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR
DiscordianTokkan: katesChair
red_shoes_jeff: C H A I R
thetoastmonster: uhh
JustNotAFox: MT Chair OP
TheAinMAP: katesChair
oyleslyck: katesChair
red_shoes_jeff: Sabe us, Chair!
accountmadeforants: Chair is considering its shot, quiet please
wujo444: is that an eye
TXC2: Am James OK?
gsyhiap: lrrFINE
spicydungus: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
NathanJay_GA: uh, what went wrong?
BloodForTheCorelab: Picnic chat!
paunfar: Chair OP, plz nerf.
RatekStormcrow: Nothing was fine
oyleslyck: lrrFINE
rocketjohn: narrator's voice: "everything was not fine"
DoktorPiccolo: Oof
1losttheGame: The bot says new, but how new is "new" now?
RatekStormcrow: Little did they know that nothing was fine.
oyleslyck: katesOw
NathanJay_GA: Next is water and green only Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: This should be in the highlights.
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this the Ron Howard convention?
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff well if you clip it maybe it will be Kappa
accountmadeforants: Noice
DiscordianTokkan: Boom! Nice
rocketjohn: nice
jakale: nice
Amentur: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: Wow.
rocketjohn: retire champ
DoktorPiccolo: Dauym
gsyhiap: feliciaBoom lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Psychic_Ketchup: Yoooo that was legit
NathanJay_GA: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mysticman89: nailed it
Riandisa: Nice one
QuietJay just subscribed with Twitch Prime. QuietJay subscribed for 11 months in a row!
QuietJay: boom
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, QuietJay! (Today's storm count: 28)
LordZarano: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NathanJay_GA: Retire champion!
oyleslyck: lrrHORN The tree helped correct your shot
1losttheGame: Bunkers only no green Kappa
Wilcroft: Pro shop is open now, too!
paunfar: Oh thank god. Very good to hear.
StringCheeseRiot: cheer100 Bits for that BOOM!
TeamPhoenixDK: This game artstyle reminds me of Stardew Valley.
TXC2: wow we're loaded
1losttheGame: That's a digging wedge, to dig with
1losttheGame: For the archeologist. Need both.
xantos69: controller lag?
rocketjohn: tap to throw, but hold to get the bar up
TXC2: it's in the pro shop James
rocketjohn: i want see krog and torg invent golf
vollemelk: I like how fast you move
Earthenone: diging wedge in the shop probobly wsorks?
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if you need that bunker wedge to dig?
vollemelk: what console and what year is this game?
TXC2: vollemelk Switch and 2017
vollemelk: @txc2 thanks!
FITorion: yeah it's great
TeamPhoenixDK: I dont have a switch :'( i am poor.
TXC2: huh so that Newday with beej and Heather was a year ago then :P
StringCheeseRiot: so that lag was just in that tutorial?
r10pez10: heather apparently clocked this game
TXC2: James get the digging wedge from the Pro shop
GoblinRanger: buy the other club to go digging?
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I bet you need that digging wedge
person322: you need to equip it
GoblinRanger: oh it's not equipped yet
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
gsyhiap: LUL
TehAmelie: that's some good archeology
TXC2: your gut or the on screen prompt :p
FITorion: getting cloder
GoblinRanger: guess you want yellow?
FITorion: hoter
FITorion: hotter
FITorion: cloder
TXC2: FITorion dont
DiscordianTokkan: Can you open the one he planted?
TXC2: I doubt it
TXC2: oh ok :P
TehAmelie: hmm what was that LRR sketch about the archeologist? i got nothin on the wiki
GoblinRanger: ooh big one
B4rberblacksheep: There was another somewhere by that last one
B4rberblacksheep: The compass blipped
Psychic_Ketchup: TehAmelie The Fountain?
Kamotetop: It was neat
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
gsyhiap: katesThank
TXC2: !goc
LRRbot: Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here!
NathanJay_GA: Thanks! Always nice to see some golf story :)
TehAmelie: oh right
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:01 from now).
GoblinRanger: Fun stream
rocketjohn: nicknames episode of TTC?
TehAmelie: The Fountain is a great movie and even better comic book btw
TXC2: !schedule
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TeamPhoenixDK: Bye! ^_^
TXC2: !goc
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TXC2: please dont :P
TXC2: !discord
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Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: bye
cheetoJack: well now I need to figure out what will entertain me while I finish making my meal
LordZarano: Thanks for the stream
LordZarano: !live
TehAmelie: the exact opposite of doing archeology with a golf club:
FarleyF: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (50m from now).
TehAmelie: man now i really want to watch The Fountain starring Hugh Jackman and a CGI tree
DanteVeiil: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (49m from now).
Saunabath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (45m from now).
TehAmelie: that's facetious, there's several other characters in the movie. they're all in flashbacks though