KSmallmoon: I'll bite. How does one have a desk utilized by .5 people?
virre_: Hmm how long should it take to get youtube subscription notices, not sure if 45 minutes is to little or if I did not get one for TTC
chi7891: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2m ago).
LoadingReadyRun: Going live in a few!
snowcookies: hello It's been a long time since I've watched this stream
chi7891: Ok
GapFiller: INCOMING!
AntiCrepuscular: :lrrHORN:
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHORN
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun perfect timing, I just finished watching MovieBob's preview clip of his "Really That Good" Star Wars episode
Metric_Furlong: one last shot at the poll before we go live https://strawpoll.com/9d1gcegk
margieargie: Ah, time for Checkpoint just as the snow's actually starting to stick outside... all the more excuse to stay in and watch!
Foxmar320: Hello chat
GapFiller: evening Foxmar
AntiCrepuscular: Hey Foxmar320 o/
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Foxmar320!
mister_foxhound: Good evening, Foxmar!
Foxmar320: Hows chat today?
mister_foxhound: Pretty good
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (6m ago).
drcanonball: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (6m ago).
PharaohBender27: Well. Looking forward to watching the only show I can reliably catch live with my work schedule.
ritchards: aah, checkpoint time!
Theycallmejokke: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (7m ago).
Foxmar320: Looking forward to seeing what news they cover this week
richard_ermen: Classic Latepoint ^^
ritchards: @Foxmar320 gaming news, I suspect
Zael250: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (8m ago).
Nightvalien28: betting on probably pubg, fortnite, overwatch or pokemon
red_shoes_jeff: It's okay, everyone, Everything's Fine.
PharaohBender27: Wouldn't be surprised if there was some story about Fallout 76 today.
Laurence72: I'd be surprised if some sort of Black Friday/ getting stuff out for Christmas shenanigans didn't happen
kassy_13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (9m ago).
kassy_13: oh good, i'm not hallucinating
Laurence72: And of course our weekly ForkKnife update so we can continue our quest for partner status :p
kassy_13: hahahahaha
Foxmar320: kassy_13 are your sure this is not all a hallucination?
GapFiller: how do we know we're not all brains in jars?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: is this the real life?
kassy_13: @Foxmar320 i mean...not really, but if so, i'm super impressed with what my brain came up with?
Earthenone: !findquote fantasy
LRRbot: Quote #4949: "This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!" —Kathleen [2018-05-04]
PhoenixMelior looks around desk wondering what to work on next
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: hm. this shower fantasy is distinctly lacking in showers
red_shoes_jeff: I've assumed everything is a fantasy, ever since I electrocuted myself!
margieargie: I mean, I've got some snow showers here...
GapFiller: maybe its a sonic shower
GapFiller: a la Trek
GrandLlamaQ: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (11m ago).
TheMerricat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8X_DPy9KSU - Ducktales.... Slow Jam
GapFiller: which theoretically means yr can do yr business in the shower
Earthenone: title change
Laurence72: Sonic showers mean no steamy shower scenes though :(
GapFiller: awp title change so it must be soon
Mowdownjoe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (12m ago).
Questhere: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (13m ago).
Jill_P: sweet I'm on time
TStodden: Safe to assume no movie sign yet?
Laurence72: correct @TStodden
SAJewers: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (14m ago).
LoadingReadyRun: soon(tm)
RassilonDND: eta on signal?
GapFiller: soon
mtvcdm: s o o n
GapFiller: they just said
red_shoes_jeff: lrrFINE
Metric_Furlong: S O O N™
PharaohBender27: @Jill_P Nah, they're just later than you :D
GapFiller: pay attention
RomanGoro: S O O N
Rockario: 5 0 0 0 |\|
offbeatwitch: doctors have found this stuff, that, uh- that moths squirt, to be a cure, for a virus that we get.
cheetoJack: Soon™
offbeatwitch: now. what is a virus?
Nightvalien28: NOW
TStodden: I'll keep watching Serge in the meantime.
RassilonDND: lol right as i ask :)
Mowdownjoe: S O O O O O O O O O N
Nightvalien28: didn't work, dang it
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: soon
Jill_P: oh I'm definitely running late so I'm glad they are too
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Send your sinuses to Arizona.
GapFiller: yr wonder who after all this time is still shocked by the idea of CP being late
SAJewers: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
PhoenixMelior: wow that's a new advice
red_shoes_jeff: !advice
LRRbot: Grab coins and don't get electrocuted.
red_shoes_jeff: Too late!
cheetoJack: CP+ has been on time quite a lot recently
cheetoJack: except around DB times
GapFiller: thats a special case anyway
SAJewers: imagine CP+ being early :lrrBEEJ
Laurence72: #BlameDB ?
SAJewers: lrrBEEJ
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (16m ago).
GapFiller: annoyingly being on tour meant missing huge swathes of DB
red_shoes_jeff: @Laurence72 #BlameJames
TheMerricat: CP+ is _ALWAYS_ on time, it starts exactly when it's suppose to, we just keep showing up early.
Laurence72: @red_shoes_jeff O course. My bad! :p
thegreatwyrdling: So checkpoint this week?
A_Catastrophic_Success: I’m actually glad it is a bit late today. Gave me a chance to run out and pick up a prescription and not miss anything.
RassilonDND: gotta ley that CP cream rise to the top. it will be ready when its ready
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: WE ARE LIVE
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let’s do the news!! | Hey it’s time for CheckPoint! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ds9i245UUAEcQNg.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1067180341272633346
Laurence72: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sedangogh just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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BlueMechanic: Movie Sign
offbeatwitch: GAL METAL
DoodlestheGreat: SNIGNAL
GenericEvilGenius just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. GenericEvilGenius subscribed for 54 months in a row!
GenericEvilGenius: 54 months of always almost missing Checkpoint. thank god i have @myrniss to remind me lrrHEART
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GenericEvilGenius! (Today's storm count: 4)
rendelnep just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. rendelnep subscribed for 22 months in a row!
rendelnep: Subtrain?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rendelnep! (Today's storm count: 5)
TheMerricat: lrrSIGNAL
LordChrusher: cheer100
AntiCrepuscular: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: "CONTACT" he shouts!
GapFiller: evening Chris
greatwahooney: lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: pride51
mtvcdm: TODAY
SalmirAeon: We're here!
Bubblefish: Hurrah!
snowcookies: Just got my hot chocolate
Foxmar320: Yoooo Checkpoint times
WrightJustice: oh good I'm on time
Earthenone: Chunk Punt Hype
Dared00: what up, it's the news time with the news crew
Anaerin: I have points I need to check!
korvys: !pubg
LRRbot: Parachutey Fighty-Looty
Laurence72: 18 minutes before I have to leave for work, looks like I'll be able to get my does of humor before heading off to the sugar mines
Foxmar320: Hello!
GapFiller: good evening G x K
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
PhoenixMelior: uh, no
thefileclerk: put that news in my being
offbeatwitch: ChonkPoint
GapFiller: CHKPNT
Earthenone: im sorry
drcanonball: beej looks weird this week
AmoriLinguae: Got here just in time!
TehAmelie: g'day
Alness49: Checkpeck
mister_foxhound: CHKPNT
GroutNASA: FortOne
Mowdownjoe: CHONK PINT
richard_ermen: More Vowels!
AntiCrepuscular: HI! o/
devil_dan: Chunk Point?
ecjones1975 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. ecjones1975 subscribed for 59 months in a row!
ecjones1975: 59 months of supporting shows like Unskippable, Feed Dump and Qwerpline.
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Laurence72: ChankPant
PharaohBender27 waves at Graham and Kathleen
Papperslappen: Chirpirp
Foxmar320: Both of you have very nice hair today
GapFiller: its pissing it down right outside my window
cleekru: ChackPant
Nightvalien28: the chonk point
TehAmelie: hey, i have that same t-shirt
oatmule just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. oatmule subscribed for 10 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, oatmule! (Today's storm count: 7)
frnknstn: @mister_foxhound you're speaking my language
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome to CHALK PINT
mtvcdm: Oh Lawd the news comin'
DarkMag1ks: Chank Plant
Serifina: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:42.
GapFiller: ChomskyPoint
Nightvalien28: not even close to be chonk
Rockario: Oh lord, they here!
ReydienOnline: Chunk'n Point'n
AntiCrepuscular: adequate chonk
Alness49: Oh lawd they pointin'
TehAmelie: shank pank
FITorion: Punck Chunt
TheMerricat: What's Gal Metal?
cleekru: CheckPlant
shadowbow464 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. shadowbow464 subscribed for 28 months in a row!
shadowbow464: NEWWWWSSSSS
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BigWalkingCarpet: FYI game is showing as Gal Metal
GapFiller: TheMerricat a rhythm game
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Chonk Adjacent.
Izandai: You're not UN-chonk...
CaptainSpam: Reasonable chonk.
orionsrise1: congrats on desert bus guys!
DarkMag1ks: Chimp Prink
DoodlestheGreat: Pointe' du Cheque
Emergent_OS: Local Rec?
WearingCats_CwC: I don't know what a chonk is
GapFiller: speaking o DB how're yr recovering
GapFiller: ?
cleekru: oh lord he coming
Serifina: TikTok is a mistake.
7gorobei: chizzle pkunkt
masta2505 is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 40 in the channel!
Anaerin: LoadingReadyRun: Game is "Gal Metal"? that's a new one for me...
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Foxmar320: Everything is Fortnight now. This is the dankest timeline.
RAICx: Serifina agreed
offbeatwitch: wahey
Invitare: it's not that song Tik Tok that... was it Kesha? From years ago?
thefileclerk: chinese spywear vine
Earthenone: children ar a mistake
mtvcdm: DJ, blow my speakers up tonight.
RedKeyframe just subscribed with Twitch Prime. RedKeyframe subscribed for 3 months in a row!
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Featherweight_: jacob doesn't spend alot of time on the internet. jacob is wise.
Alness49: Can we get Mr Tick Tock on TikTok?
offbeatwitch: the sub train has pulled in!
red_shoes_jeff: CHANT PINK
underhill33: The Utes
Dared00: Let's hope that Byte is not terrible
Ironfistofglee: so is this the preshow or after show? i just got here =/
saiaseigm: My cat just came in the room so now I have a cat on my lap life is good katesLoaf
Jadenim just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Jadenim subscribed for 16 months in a row!
Jadenim: Post-bus sub!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jadenim! (Today's storm count: 15)
LbxAni: I thought you meant Return to Oz for a moment
cleekru: TikTok's just Vine -4 years +music +trolling
RAICx: Ironfistofglee pre
Serifina: I mostly mean TikTok is a mistake because people are also using it to be really nasty to girls doing gaming videos.
HouseofShadow: The internet was a mistake.
Jeezy56: "it is the children that are wrong"
masta2505: I heard Monday is a good day for more Subs.
offbeatwitch: hey i'm now technically a 3 month subscriber
WearingCats_CwC: ew?
Myrniss just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Myrniss subscribed for 59 months in a row!
Myrniss: I'll always remind my bae @genericEvilGenius LrrHEART
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Myrniss! (Today's storm count: 16)
Gen2Gengar: Why is Checkpoint playing Gal Metal?
FeaturingMe: It's the Vine Hole countdown?
GapFiller: Featherweight_ congrats on the new badge
margieargie: @Invitare It was and I've seen enough memes of that song that I thought that's what they were talking about at first...
Foxmar320: I have concerns about vine holes.
Izandai: I mean, teenagers are pretty terrible. It's not their fault, and we shouldn't begrudge them it, but they are, generally speaking.
Serifina: TikTok Cringe Compilations (they're the worst)
Ironfistofglee: huzzah! thanks @RAICx glad i havent missed it for once
ritchards: add that to !uote please!
Emergent_OS: Is local recording on?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ew
wulf_95: "Teenagers are also terrible." -a teen
Anaerin: Sneezepoint?
TehAmelie: and then we get confused why teenagers think it's embarrassing when we try to use their stuff
mtvcdm: I believe showing your Vine hole is a TOS violation.
Phailhammer: If your vine hole is burbling, you should probably see your doctor.
Invitare: a Vine Hole sounds like the newest trap Dale will feature in his next campaign
couldntpickausername: thank god for checkpoint I don't want to die and have to do black friday again
gralamin just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. gralamin subscribed for 55 months in a row!
gralamin: 55 months of amazing content!
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RAICx: Ironfistofglee haha, same lrrAWESOME
Tim_Popelier: This is the blowhole segment of checkpoint?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm out, if you change the show to post nasal drip point.
orionsrise1: by any chance is there a dice friends tonight?
offbeatwitch: I'm excited for Byte
Konda020946: the package i sent you was returned to me they had issues with the beer and the sausages the beer is no longer in the package the sausages are coincidence i dont know
GapFiller: speaking of local recording Dear Dr LRR: why doesnt the pre show ever make the vod?
offbeatwitch: given that it's literally by the original creator of vine
Foxmar320: Never show your vine hole on Twitch
Earthenone: no dice tonight, next week
saiaseigm: Btw my cat says hi
Izandai: Is a vine hole a hole that vines go into or come out of.
GapFiller: bless you
Izandai: ?
Nightvalien28: gesund heit
FeaturingMe: Izandai: yes
AntiCrepuscular: the rarely-seen double-mute!
mister_foxhound: WHAt
Phailhammer: benginDab
brainbosh: Sneeze point
mtvcdm: Is anyone else still showing as Gal Metal?
Konda020946: its Gesundheit
ritchards: oh... I am actually sick
Rathalok: Paul with the snipe
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE cheer340
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @saiaseigm kitteh!
orionsrise1: darn. alright.
erik_the_helmsman: I like that millenials has started treatin gen Y like gen X treats millenials
DoodlestheGreat: Did you knit a new cat?
Invitare: cleaning always causes me to have horrible allergies for days
snowcookies: That would do it
PhoenixMelior: more cat hair than expected
Laurence72: So you now have another cat?
AntiCrepuscular: Kathleen has Cat allergies?!
banwidthraptor just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. banwidthraptor subscribed for 35 months in a row!
banwidthraptor: the almost 3 years.....
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, banwidthraptor! (Today's storm count: 19)
Foxmar320: Cat hair gets in EVERYTHING
Tim_Popelier: or in dutch, gezondheid
Pteraspidomorphi: Is the volume a bit lower than usual for anyone else or did I mess something up on my side?
Serifina: Have you NOT met cats?!
TheMerricat: Congratulations on having proper sneeze covering technique Graham.
Serifina: (To the doctor)
Izandai: @erik_the_helmsman You mean Gen Z? Millennial is just another name for Gen Y.
Spacecarl: I am home recovering from getting my appendix out. Yay for streams to watch!
ReynardWrecca: Oh, I adore Desert Bus, of course, but it's SO comforting to have normal LRRervice back up.
Crad0k: is it the cats themselves or are you allergic to dust mites or somethings?
FITorion: zerteck works for me.
red_shoes_jeff: "I feel like you fundamentally misunderstand what a cat IS, Doc."
PharaohBender27: @erik_the_helmsman Such is the circle of life
Foxmar320: Serifina I tell mine not tog et on my desk. Five minutes later all three are on my desk.
Alness49: No Vods, no evidence, the perfect crime
Laurence72: We will not kneel before VOD?
snowcookies: No vods, no queens, no justice, no peace
offbeatwitch: no king only bus
GapFiller: YES
Foxmar320: Wat?!
erik_the_helmsman: @izandai yeah thats it.
Pteraspidomorphi: gasp!
mtvcdm: GASP
PhoenixMelior: GASP
Edgarware: Spoilers!
elah806: WOAH
Serifina: @Foxmar320 I have, with *Great* effort, taught Rabbit not to jump on tables and counters, and Leia learned from him. But that took a literal year.
GapFiller: no vods no evidence
thefileclerk: what is the moto of outback?
virre_: How
Mowdownjoe: IMPOSSIBRU
red_shoes_jeff: Don't believe you.
jamiebgood: wut
wulf_95: le gasp
Spacecarl: Is.... that alloweD?
FeaturingMe: Fortnite ended?
TStodden: I thought it was Safety Fourth?
ritchards: safety third is the perfect button for the ever forward never learning tshirt
Anaerin: "Always Forward", "Ever Learning", "Safety should probably be in here too"
RassilonDND: or even shorter. No witnesses
darthinvaderix: it did WHAT
mister_foxhound: See
orionsrise1: whaaaa? no fortnite?
Jadenim: We’ll nae be fooled again!
Invitare: makes sense to me
SAJewers: *pikachu mene*
7gorobei: no forkknife? riot
Invitare: I don't play it
Alness49: Yeah, no that makes sense
wulf_95: Fortnight News: no Fortnight news.
Nightvalien28: game awards are a sham
Invitare: but sure
Foxmar320: Im surprised it won GOTY but I also don't care.
Nightvalien28: soon pubg will win best story
GapFiller: any excuse to be angry
mister_foxhound: Couldn't hold onto that promise for a whole minute
GapFiller: welcome to the internet
PMAvers: The only award show that matters is the Checkpointies.
iiieye just subscribed with Twitch Prime. iiieye subscribed for 8 months in a row!
iiieye: So I got fired just before DB so that was nice....well not nice but yea...
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Izandai: Eeeeehhh... Depends on what you mean by "game of the year". I think that's generally meant as "best game".
Tim_Popelier: I feel like by now its the other way round, the year belongs to forthnight.
Dared00: Wait, no, Golden Joysticks are one of the longest running awards, they're pretty big
saiaseigm: Didn’t it come out last year tho?
GapFiller: Time Person of the Year 2006 especially
Anaerin: The Gamesmaster Golden Joystick? I wasn't aware that was still going!
mtvcdm: Is it the best? Debatable. Is it the biggest? Oh goodness yes.
Foxmar320: Gritty for sexiest man alive
virre_: Somebody on r/hockey posted that I think it was Laine played better Hockey when he took a Fortnite break
Edgarware: Is Gritty a person??
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: A Winner Is You!
Jondare: Apparently Drake got his Fortnite account hacked, so there's that
KSmallmoon: I'm corss because it was released in 2017.
BlueMechanic: I have known of the Golden Joysticks for a while. Game of the year doesn't mean the best, just the most impactful
Noy2222: You know who once won person of the year? Hitler
GapFiller: I still hate Time Person of the Year 2006
KSmallmoon: cross*
Nightvalien28: praise gritty?
Alness49: You insinuate Gritty is a Person and not a collection of Memes in a fur suit
Izandai: But yeah if the "game of the year" is supposed to be the most culturally impactful game of the year, then it's definitely Fortnite.
Nightvalien28: which?
hippitybobbity just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. hippitybobbity subscribed for 33 months in a row!
hippitybobbity: Hooray! Also I was watching some old Fu't and your hairdo noeblooks so much better it's uncanny
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thefileclerk: the fur suit is also a meme
Izandai: Unfortunately.
Anaerin: Nightvalien28: Not that one.
AntiCrepuscular: fixed PUBG?
A_Catastrophic_Success: Oh lawd he comin! https://i.imgur.com/AIXlqVz.mp4
korvys: RoE?
Foxmar320: Ill take it?
Invitare: I saw US
Mowdownjoe: THAT WAS US!
Foxmar320: I want iPad plox
Foxmar320: ILL take it!
Nightvalien28: I want two
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Retirement Grease!
GrandLlamaQ: DONE
hoktauri: SOLD
Laurence72: SOLD!!!
RassilonDND: gritty cant be times best person of the year. he fails on being both a person and does not exist in a linear timespace
Nightvalien28: I will give five bucks for graham
wulf_95: Dibs
RassilonDND: Sold!
Foxmar320: I need someoen to wash my dishes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How much to ship Graham to the USA?
Admiralmatt: !bid
hoktauri: I'll PAY $10 plus shipping
margieargie: No fake bids everyone!
GapFiller: Eight Hundred!?
richard_ermen: !bid
darthinvaderix: hard pass
red_shoes_jeff: I bid 10
wulf_95: !bid 10
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: uh. wat.
Izandai: "No selling people" is my favorite way to object to slavery.
FlyingUltraCar: just got here from the nicknames podcast glad i didn't miss this
FeaturingMe: no fake bids chat
Earthenone: No Fake Bids
EvilBadman: No fake bids, chat!
Nightvalien28: what
RassilonDND: !bid 20 and some lint
Alness49: !bid responsably
Invitare: or they're lying...
Foxmar320: People have been asking for the RE2 remake for yearsssssssss
hoktauri: oh yeah, RE4 > Everything else
PMAvers: That sounds like a big opportunity for microtransactions and loot boxes.
Izandai: "that isn't four" katesLol
red_shoes_jeff: !bid 25 and bubblewrap
FeaturingMe: and !pave
GapFiller: Take 2!
mister_foxhound: It's already finished, they're spending months polishing it.
DoodlestheGreat: Start again....
RAICx: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
NimrodXIV: lrrAWW
TehAmelie: throw it onto the ground!
mtvcdm: Stinger
ritchards: into the sea with that story!
Metric_Furlong: !pave
korvys: 600 people, and none of them noticed the cover looking like a man fellating a giraffe.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: <3
thegreatwyrdling: CLIP IT
rendelnep: !bid 30 and a goat
Fruan: One take!
Anaerin: Believe in the host that believes in you!
thegreatwyrdling: !help
TheMerricat: F*K IT! We'll do it live!
Serifina: ahahahaha
Foxmar320: Kathleen A+
thegreatwyrdling: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
Laurence72: !bid my old couch and highly used golf clubs
ImmoralEthicist: I assumed quadruple A was on purpose
GapFiller: speaking of RE2... 20 years old this year
wulf_95: !bid first born
Izandai: I didn't realize that "quadruple A" wasn't scripted.
orionsrise1: keep it!
Izandai: So well done indeed.
GapFiller: Happy 20th Brithday RE2
AntiCrepuscular: AAAA! :D
Laurence72: stinger found?
mynameisie: Keep Quadruple A!
RassilonDND: !bid that guy's first born
hajnal_endot: this is checkpoint
CrazymattCaptain: the quadruple A was great
thefileclerk: Katheen "somewhat trained" Devere
FlyingUltraCar: woo, I get to see the intro!
ritchards: from the top!
Foxmar320: Kathleen gives away her husband on Twitch. So many buyers :P
Izandai: lunarj1Heart
Anaerin: Once more, With feeling!
wulf_95: @rassilondnd You need to raise the bid
FITorion: first time!
togashinaruta: Publishers haves started using AAAA
Rathalok: Mmmmmm... Delicious sausage
Tim_Popelier: In chat to appear on screen in 3 - 2 -1
emberBecky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:43.
Izandai: Hi YouTube!
PhoenixMelior: I missed all of the quadruple A stuff because I had my head buried in work
Mowdownjoe: HAI ME!
Laurence72: Hi me!!
cleekru: Cyber SUNDAY
Anaerin: Cyber SUNDAY?!
thelamenamegame: heyyy
AntiCrepuscular: Hey I can see my posts from here! :D
GapFiller: Gib Grease! Now!
SalmirAeon: Cyber Sunday?
hoktauri: @Foxmar320 we could co-bid and have DB South in the actual south
Amentur: Sunday?
DoodlestheGreat: Cyber.... Sunday?
Questhere: "from the top *restarts stream and redoes the preamble*
frnknstn: Cyber *Sunday?
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orionsrise1: 11 months!? How did that happen?
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Dared00: Uh.... Graham, it's Monday
PMAvers: I mean, that's when it felt like they started.
RassilonDND: damnit got to remember to bid from chat and not the stream
Ironfistofglee: cyber sunday? host figger filth?
Izandai: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
ThatMoGuy: Is this a WWE PPV?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: M E A T
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is Paul available?
Featherweight_: so meaty
Foxmar320: welp do overs
GapFiller: yes human meat!
Phosphatide: desert bus is here again lrrBEEJ
thefileclerk: dat long pork
PhoenixMelior: today is clearly Cyber Sunday
korvys: Cyber Tuesday
PMAvers: Run it back!
Lyrathemighty: I'd buy that for a dollar
Metric_Furlong: !pave
GapFiller: mmm cannibalism
mister_foxhound: Back to 1
snowcookies: One More TIme, Hamilton Musical plays
RassilonDND: pave the second
Phailhammer: WE'LL GO IT LE-wait
ritchards: hi youtube!
saiaseigm: @thefileclerk deep cut there, nice
TehAmelie: juicy meat, to a good home? i'm scared of that combination of features
hajnal_endot: let's do the time warp again
ThorSokar: turns out I'm late, also turns out I didn't miss anything yet
Dared00: No, it's Taboo Tuesday
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HouseofShadow: BUS IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Izandai: Hi YouTube!
FITorion: first time 1/3rd of every time
red_shoes_jeff: C Y B E R S A T U R D A Y
Anaerin: No, the other ESport?
countz3r0: do it live!
Mowdownjoe: One more time we gonna celebrate
Aztren: wasnt Cyber Sunday a WWE Payperview in like 2000?
Rockario: Cyber Sunday isn't a unique day, it's just what we call Monday now
FeaturingMe: Fingerhost?
Nigouki: our best Cyber Monday deal: the Sausage Factory! Now you can watch it being made!
Fruan: Finger host?
thimbles_edge: rave-tail?
AntiCrepuscular: finger host :D
Izandai: Finger host?
Foxmar320: LOL
DarkNacht: Please don't finger the hosts.
wulf_95: Is Graham an auction or a donation drive? Or a Patreon reward tier?
mister_foxhound: Saw more of us, hope this is the one!
kamelion84: katesLol
kassy_13: love it
emberBecky: :D
Foxmar320: Nice marbling in the meat
Foxmar320: HA!
PharaohBender27: :D
kassy_13: best opening keep this one ty
elah806: The marbling tho
afoersch: finger host filth lol
hippitybobbity: feal dever
thimbles_edge: the marbling was a nice touch
snowcookies: yum human
Phailhammer: I love that Kathleen's Graham pitch got worse every time. :D
mtvcdm: Graham "Nice Marbling" Stark
countz3r0: 800 jebus
mister_foxhound: Well I'm not in a hurry to revisit Nu!Chris back in Blue Umbrella.
Questhere: im not fat, im just nicely marbled
Nightvalien28: oh right there is a tofu character I forgot about that
PhoenixMelior: man fellating giraffe!
offbeatwitch: same
Mowdownjoe: Man Fellating Giraffe is back
kassy_13: oh yeah i saw!
TehAmelie: Voxel Mario?
countz3r0: @Questhere feliciaHeart feliciaHeart
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: never stop fellating girraffe
FeaturingMe: oh no
Izandai: ?
mtvcdm: um?
Foxmar320: LOL
FeaturingMe: NO
Izandai: uh
ritchards: wut!
NimrodXIV: oh dear
offbeatwitch: this is BETTER
virre_: no no no
kamelion84: lrrWOW
underhill33: hahaha
Foxmar320: I love it
morgoth_bauglyr: uuuh
ghost_waz: wot
hippitybobbity: omg
mtvcdm: I love it more somehow
FeaturingMe: Nintendo.... Y?
PhoenixMelior: I think this is better
Nightvalien28: that seems lazy
AmoriLinguae: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
wulf_95: oh god
Izandai: I... Kind of love this.
snowcookies: ooffff
TheTunnelingCat: oh lord
kassy_13: yikes
PharaohBender27: :facepalm
drcanonball: um
Serifina: omg I am legit dying over here I am laughing so hard
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
hajnal_endot: amazing
Lightningbro: "RE2 is arguably the most beloved game in the franchise" (Raises Eyebrow) "... ...That isn't RE4" Ah, (Eyebrows return to normal)
darthinvaderix: rigor voxis
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VoidSpinner: that's like the day of this month it is ... what does it all mean?!?
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PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Papperslappen: lrrJUDGE
margieargie: Bilateral Jumpalysis?
GapFiller: seems legit
thefileclerk: i love it
ReynardWrecca: Oh Nintendo; one step forward, now step back.
wulf_95: And no one cares...
chimingfish: gotta get those cheevos
thefileclerk: nope
Foxmar320: I didn't know people actually cared about their scores
Erudite_Cynic: this isn't gal metal?!?! Kappa
Tiber727: He's going the distance!
Nightvalien28: didn't even know there were scores
Izandai: I remember reading an article in GameInformer years ago about the race to one million.
countz3r0: Ray Cox, also champion in never having kissed another person.
Shamanarza: @Foxmar320 it's the internet. there's someone who cares about anything
castlewise: Apparently Steam Trading Cards are still a thing
AntiCrepuscular: Sophisticated?! Us? :D
castlewise: who knew
korvys: Unless you can sell those points on the Steam store, I don't think people care
EvilBadman: Steam trading cards are a currency.
FeaturingMe: castlewise: at least there's money in that
Izandai: @countz3r0 Dude. Come on. Not cool.
hoktauri: I remember getting a terrible Avatar game off Gamefly because you could get all the achievements in 10 minutes
WearingCats_CwC: ew, Uplay?
offbeatwitch: same
cuttlefishman: dat H1Z1
TheSoftestBunny: hahah
Nightvalien28: oh the og garbage
thefileclerk: the man is his moms basement
Mowdownjoe: !pubg
LRRbot: Mystery Guy's All-caps Gun Place
RassilonDND: ah video games acheivos instead of life
PhoenixMelior: wait H1Z1 is still a thing?
mtvcdm: Oh yeah, Castlewise. I just flip the cards on the market for whatever pittance they get me. It's a small discount next time I buy a game.
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior yeah it was released this year
TStodden: Don't forget the Retro Achievement Points!
Anaerin: I'm sorry, can we get that again?
AmoriLinguae: !pubg
LRRbot: PlayerUnknown's No-Pants Fight Place
Foxmar320: huh
korvys: Hayer Oneowns Zattle Oneounds
underhill33: oof
thefileclerk: @phoenixmelior nope!
Rockario: Isn't this why so many games get made now-adays? So everyone on earth can be at the top of at least one leaderboard.
GapFiller: H1Z1 and still the butt of many an E3 punchline
mtvcdm: That is a file photo.
PharaohBender27: What . . . is he pointing at?
RassilonDND: !pubg
RassilonDND: oh not subbed right now.
Alness49: "Would still be paid". Not ARE being paid.
saiaseigm: Eeewwww, TG? :(
Izandai: !pubg
LRRbot: Parachutey Fighty-Looty
kamelion84: katesWat
thefileclerk: @pharaohbender27 the current player count
mister_foxhound: No, our audience just became all round worse people.
Izandai: That's my new favorite command.
Nightvalien28: oooooh
Foxmar320: LRR H1Z1
Erudite_Cynic: graham is a secret pipesman!??!
Despoiler98: yaaaaaaay THUNDERDOME
GapFiller: LRR Battle Royale!
Foxmar320: TOS
Phailhammer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
WearingCats_CwC: lewd
GapFiller: wow
Questhere: TOS
darthinvaderix: l1r1
Earthenone: lrrcon 2 THUNDERDOME
WrightJustice: umm
GapFiller: TOS
Izandai: uh
mister_foxhound: NO
Laurence72: AHHHHHHH
red_shoes_jeff: TOS
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: AH
PharaohBender27: TOS
cuttlefishman: TOS
wulf_95: tos
Izandai: Actual TOS?
red_shoes_jeff: TNG
Anaerin: Wait... Doesn't Desert Bus VR have 100 spaces for passengers?
ritchards: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
A_Dub888: TOS
kassy_13: barbie doll
offbeatwitch: OH NO
Alness49: S.s..Sempai!
red_shoes_jeff: DS9
darthinvaderix: l1r2 *
Mowdownjoe: !TOS
countz3r0: Nude Tayne
Konda020946: @Erudite_Cynic YES HE IS
RassilonDND: No no no no no
Nightvalien28: omg he is a barbie doll
Gen2Gengar: NO
Foxmar320: Links Dink
Mowdownjoe: TOS
chimingfish: pls no
Nightvalien28: link dink
cuttlefishman: Link's Dink
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Izandai: Links Dink
Metric_Furlong: !pave
Orgmastron: WOOOOOW
kamelion84: katesNope
GapFiller: first Batman's penis now this
AntiCrepuscular: Dink!
Rockario: Link's dink is better though lrrBEEJ
BlueMechanic: Link's dink is funnier
hippitybobbity: linkles dinkle
ReynardWrecca: Link's Dink. Superb.
mtvcdm: I think Heather would just leave it.
DoodlestheGreat: Lick's Dink...
Lyrathemighty: KATHLEEN YES
Alness49: Link's Tingle is missing
GDwarf: "Link's Dink" is more amusing. :P
TehAmelie: the D-link
NimrodXIV: Link's Dink still works :D
thelamenamegame: let us see that dick
Tiber727: Linky dink!
WearingCats_CwC: Liks dinck
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #Link's Dink
TStodden: Link is a Ken doll!!!
RassilonDND: dink'e link seems better
thefileclerk: link dink LINK DINK LINK DINK
GapFiller: Link's Dink vs Batman's Penis
wulf_95: I liked Link's Dink
cuttlefishman: LINK DINK
mynameisie: Kathleen’s mistakes are all comedy gold
Phosphatide: linkle’s dinkle
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delta__vee: put "link's dink" in checkpoint you cowards :D
NathanJay_GA: o/
frnknstn: Link's dink is coming up
RassilonDND: dink's link :)
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ghost_waz: thanks? for getting me back into MTG and PAX UP hype!
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Laurence72: Whelp, thanks for THAT. Now off to work. Thanks for the stream, team! :)
Foxmar320: Link swole
NathanJay_GA: Im late! ^_^
mynameisie: Yesss
Earthenone: Linkbl's Dinkbl
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Rockario: Subscribed for Link dink lrrBEEJ
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PharaohBender27: Bye, @Laurence72!
GapFiller: NathanJay_GA boy did yr come at the right time
Metric_Furlong: !pave
Questhere: i like "overall streamlined design"
thefileclerk: hahahaha
DoodlestheGreat: Distracted by Link's Dink!
NathanJay_GA: what in the world
Izandai: Checkpoint: Third Time's The Charm Edition
theneatestburrito: The only thing coming up, it seems.
RomanGoro: Why is that drawing
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Distracting Boi
saiaseigm: So did I...
ShatteredShamrock: I don't know i kinda liked that take "Coming Up! I...got distracted
Izandai: @NathanJay_GA Link's Dink
countz3r0: thrown off by link's dink
Metric_Furlong: don't blink: it's Link's dink
thefileclerk: distraction flesh
Phosphatide: i also would get distracted by naked link
RomanGoro: Why not just some pants
ritchards: Hodor lrrHEART
cuttlefishman: Links Dink
thefileclerk: "body"
WearingCats_CwC: First try!
ghost_waz: Got it in "1" !
FeaturingMe: RomanGoro: you want a link to the pants?
saiaseigm: @romangoro no rules no pants
Foxmar320: A+
mister_foxhound: A
korvys: benginTry
countz3r0: just give him some speedos
FlyingUltraCar: Link's Dink is my Paul and Storm cover band
ZachtlyAsIntended: benginTry
Emergent_OS: This was a very cheerful and uplifting episode, thank you!
manfred909: lunarj1Heart lrrHEART lrrDARK
TehAmelie: link's dink is a funnier phrase but the joke is better with dick
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Peter200lx: Desert Bus was great, thanks for all ya'll create!
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Nightvalien28: of course
Ironfistofglee: good job beej!
cuttlefishman: Beej, prime contributor
Metric_Furlong: yeah, that scans
margieargie: lrrBEEJ
drcanonball: figures
virre_: Ah that sounds like Beej
thefileclerk: i miss Mr. Dink. Very expensive.
countz3r0: Beej wrote the closer
wulf_95: Yup. That scans
TheTunnelingCat: yea that does sound like a beej line
Izandai: Not writing the story is a good way to not be as familiar with it as usual.
cuttlefishman: lrrBEEJ
castlewise: Sorry if this has been asked and answered. Is Dice Friends tonight. Its on the DnD website but not the LRR once.
Erin_Dwight: lrrBeej
Walkingharder: Beej only adds what needs to be added
Erin_Dwight: lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: for a cold read thats SUPER awesome Kathleen
thefileclerk: oh wow! amazing! skilled!
GapFiller: <3
Izandai: I would love that.
thegreatwyrdling: !quote Beej
Rhynerd: Professionals!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ship it!
FeaturingMe: That sounds like a new weekly stream
Featherweight_: That would be a good live bit
kassy_13: that would be amazing kathleen
Eyclonus: When is the next sidewalk slam?
wulf_95: LoadingReadyLive bit?
Tim_Popelier: garden path sentence cold read the game?
castlewise: OK thanks.
drcanonball: loadingreadylive
cleekru: @wulf_95 YESSSS
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good. I'm on vacation next week and wouldn't be able to watch.
PharaohBender27: You guys recovering all right from DB?
Rhynerd: What was it going to be again? A Ravnica thingy?
WearingCats_CwC: Sounds like a new Fu"t segment
Spacecarl: or a good Live bit
Earthenone: there is a one shot next week right?
ThorSokar: I bet you could do the same thing with court transcripts
Earthenone: for diceing
ritchards: not LRR then?
RassilonDND: ravnicans gonna rav
Izandai: Blatant lies.
Foxmar320: Paper Work!
red_shoes_jeff: I bought that book last week! AND the maps!
countz3r0: wholesome?
gralamin: you are all dimir aren't you
snowcookies: "minor" paperwork
masta2505: Papers Please!
TheWooglie: I think you are still in the wrong category
Earthenone: 10 sessions and a movie
Emergent_OS: Is Graham wearing a Secret Pipesmen pin? Looks like one...
FeaturingMe: Is someone to provide me with images of the arachnid wizard?
orionsrise1: a Dragon?
Ard_Rhys: Who's the DM
korvys: 10 episodes of paperwork? Sounds about right for Azorius
RomanGoro: Oh no, a bureaucracy nightmare :(
wulf_95: Paperwprk does take a whole
Alness49: !card paperword
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Thandres: thats a lot of paperwork that will get done :o
RassilonDND: minor "paper"work
TheMerricat: So you are going to the Ravnica DMV?
ArcOfTheConclave: Check the Game tag.
Rhynerd: 10 sessions of paperwork.
Lithobraker: honestly paperwork is one of the scariest things to have to do in Ravnica.
Izandai: Ten sessions of paperwork? Clearly Azorius. Maybe Orzhov.
red_shoes_jeff: Maps AND Miscellany!
Tantusar: Hang on, a movie is clearly *shorter* than a season?
saiaseigm: I got the dice set... it’s very very nice
Phailhammer: 10 minutes in, the Azorious are chasing after you because you didn't fill out that one form properly.
rendelnep: Is Cam playing and is he Boros?
Tantusar: *session
jubale1: Ask Fblthp.
Tim_Popelier: safety rail inspection quad, the real life savers of ravnica
TacitusVigil: I'm imagine there's always some sort of bread scandal going on.
ritchards: the Below Decks story?
FeaturingMe: the Defenders are still a thing?
ReynardWrecca: I'd like a bottle episode of, like, street sweepers or barrel-makers or something, going about their daily Ravnican lives.
Alness49: This is "Something happened on the way to Thor's Hammer"
darthinvaderix: rando central, ravnica
snowcookies: Hi Paul
Mowdownjoe: I miss that show.
Ard_Rhys: That is basically what the last several weeks of story articles have been about
drcanonball: hi pauul
mister_foxhound: Hello, Paul!
korvys: This sounds like the Buffy episode "The Zeppo"
Izandai: Well, Magic Story just wrapped up a series of stories about normal guildmembers.
Foxmar320: Yo
emberBecky: o/
hajnal_endot: sup
kassy_13: hi PAUL!!!!!!
RassilonDND: is it 10 episodes of waiting in jace's office because you need a guildpact stamp
mtvcdm: Hey
Jondare: So like, the Agents of Shield of Ravnica
ZachtlyAsIntended: Paul: most important paul of LRR
ThorSokar: it's a Paul!!1!
ghost_waz: hi paul
Foxmar320: Im so hype for RE2
FeaturingMe: That's a lot of humans
cleekru: will they meet THE HAMMER DROPPER
PhoenixMelior: that's a lot of people
Lithobraker: Phailhammer and the Orzhov are gently reminding you that in the paperwork you signed over 200 years to them. plus interest.
Nightvalien28: I mean did you see how good the remake looks, it makes sense
TehAmelie: videogames is kind of big business
virre_: and no horse parts in this
TStodden: That's like a small town.
Questhere: wait, people still exist off screen? that seems inefficient use of rendering
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Someonenonotyou: oh, hey look things
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Gekyouryuu: thanks for not alerting me, twitch, you garbage app
ReynardWrecca: 6 people, including the office cleaner and the tealady.
darthinvaderix: 1000 doing the work of 2.5 ppl for rdr2
thefileclerk: 2% on horseball phsyics
FeaturingMe: Is that 'at one time' or 'in total'?
ThorSokar: I would like to know what those 800 people are actually doing, that's gotta be like 10x the og staff
DoodlestheGreat: @virre_, don't be too sure...
Alness49: Can't wait to see how many corners they cut on the Horse Balls then
chimingfish: five guys? they served burgers? Kappa
darthinvaderix: 2.5 per person I should say
Tim_Popelier: with paul here, I doubt that is the "whole story"
mtvcdm: The days when a credit sequence could be zipped through in 30 seconds.
GapFiller: like the FFVII Re
Foxmar320: The RE2 remake is essentially a new game. The map is not completely the same and it has new areas and story.
Dared00: it's like FF7 remake... but actually happening Kappa
korvys: Hey, it's a fine reason to bring back the "Man fellating Giraffe" joke.
Izandai: I doubt anyone is going to claim that the original Resident Evil 2 is written well.
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TehAmelie: by comparison, No Man's Sky was made by a 10 person team
MadWaltz: I actually think the mario pixel costume is more fun the way it is
Invitare: if it was a microtransaction, that would be awful. As a free thing it's hilarious
Izandai: I honestly kind of love this new skin. It's that perfect kind of ridiculousness that I love.
drcanonball: pixel mario should pixelate the ones hes controlling
Foxmar320: Izandai oh hell no the writing was terrible but its still my favorite RE.
ThorSokar: Nope, just 1 nightmare frame
wulf_95: "Frame Minimalism"
Izandai: @Foxmar320 Entirely fair.
Rhynerd: Like a submarine?
MadWaltz: It just looks silly, which is something I enjoy
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red_shoes_jeff: It just looks like he's propelling himself with a string of fartsYES!
Izandai: awkwardfart.wav
Izandai: continuousawkwardfart.wav
ThorSokar: it's like the voxel Mario is stuck in some sort of horrid slice of the universe that is stuck in time and you're just moving that section of the universe around
Foxmar320: So we have determined Mario has super bad gas. Got it
countz3r0: he's.. on his marbles.
TStodden: Mario does have a carb heavy diet.
thefileclerk: dats a spicy meatball
Amberzenn: My desert bus shirt just got here! Way earlier than normal (I'm in Australia)
Dix: lsvHi everyone
thefileclerk: ew
GapFiller: evening Dix
mister_foxhound: Hey Dix
Foxmar320: Yo Dix
hajnal_endot: mario, largely immobile, yelling "yahoo!" through unknown eldritch means
PharaohBender27: Hello, @Dix!
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thefileclerk: how much did he pay for that
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a dix!
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TehAmelie: that mustache hides something. . .
Foxmar320: wow
thefileclerk: ha! Ha!
mtvcdm: That's getting down in the 'how long will the servers survive' level.
Izandai: yurp
Dix: ooh thats painful numbers
PharaohBender27: For a second there I thought he meant 7 period
Earthenone: and those 7000 are still playing to this day
Earthenone: aperently
Dared00: I mean, that's what happened to The Culling 2 - they had sub-100 player counts about a week after launch
thefileclerk: its dead jim
Anaerin: As I asked earlier, doesn't Desert Bus VR have space for 100 passengers in the bus?
Featherweight_: Fake to make it
DoodlestheGreat: Well, they were dumb enough to go with Facebook for streaming.
Alness49: Oh, I feel the internet will be adding Link's Tingle soon enough
mtvcdm: Too far under 7K for a game needing 100 players and you gotta start worrying about the servers shutting down.
Nightvalien28: they will if we mod
FeaturingMe: I'd be more worried if it WAS there
NathanJay_GA: Unless youre David Cage
Izandai: katesLol
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GapFiller: Pornographic Theatre of the Mind eh
thefileclerk: DINK DINK DINK
wulf_95: Dressing for the job you want doesn't work when it costs that much
PharaohBender27: Unless you're the RDR2 team
frnknstn: Link's zone: Just like in one of my hentais!
Dix: Dev Doge
JoeTrollo: OMG YES
TehAmelie: skintight monochrome underpants is the usual solution i've seen
Foxmar320: Adorable
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a wood dong and a Master dong
virre_: Oh good
GapFiller: and yet Link's Dink STILL more impressive than Batman's Penis
mtvcdm: Hi Joe
Foxmar320: lol
wulf_95: Cute
Dix: Hi joe
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Nightvalien28: muchDoggers muchDoggers muchDoggers
Earthenone: senor pupper corespondant
HavenJunde: @JoeTrollo hey Joe :D
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @JoeTrollo dogs!
JoeTrollo: Hi chat!
kassy_13: hi joe
Rhynerd: The dogs are in!
Questhere: lrrSPOT
Dix: Perfect Dog-rk
emberBecky: slytqHug
Earthenone: you mean perfect Bark
PharaohBender27: Afternoon, @JoeTrollo!
mtvcdm: Yep.
thefileclerk: #Beetlejuice
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Izandai: I'm American and I didn't know that. That's cool though.
MrPhlip: "Macy's Day" is basically the impression I get from over here, yeah
frnknstn: put Goku in Meme, you cowards!
Invitare: it started Super Saiyan Blue
Invitare: the better question is could it go Ultra Instinct
TehAmelie: yeah the balloon looked made by Toriyama
mtvcdm: The Macy's parade is the gold standard of parades in the US. For most marching bands, that's the dream gig.
Alness49: No "hint" of abdominal muscle there!
thefileclerk: lumpy boi
Dared00: Next year: Hatsune Miku!
GDwarf: Funimation did the float, advertising Dragonball Super
darkalter2000: Link
Featherweight_: the announcers trying to say Super Saiyan was very good
mister_foxhound: New Broly hitting the theatres?
emberBecky: huh I woulda thought Pikachu or someone woulda made the parade first
Myrniss: Didn't Dragon Ball have a massive episode showing in Mexico?
Gekyouryuu: there's a movie coming soon
Lysander_Gustav: Does Hello Kitty count as Anime?
Izandai: Real talk though, Goku in Smash would be awesome. Just base Goku, though. No Super Saiyan. Give at least the veneer of plausibility that any of the other characters could survive more than one punch from him.
Rockario: @Dared00 Only once they are preparedd to do entire balloons in holograms
TehAmelie: give him a 16-pack
Foxmar320: Just says "ABS!"
GDwarf: emberBecky I think Pikachu's been in the parade before. I could've sworn I read about that...
D2Vincent: Whaddup yall?
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chimingfish: a float made entirely of abs
MadWaltz: "A cornucopia of adominal muscles"
Earthenone: i also thought pikachu was there
ThorSokar: A "hint" of every muscle and some that don't exist
thefileclerk: @d2vincent link dink.
hajnal_endot: pikachu has definitely been in it
Izandai: @GDwarf He definitely has been.
hajnal_endot: i think
ArcOfTheConclave: Goku is a set of abs with limbs.
red_shoes_jeff: "LITERALLY ALL THE ABS. Yours, too. get on the operating table."
Invitare: Izandai Kirby is indestructible and can crack a planet with a punch. Palutena is a literal god. SSBU already has vast gaps in power between its characters
thefileclerk: i am done, i am sorry.
Izandai: @Invitare I mean okay sure
7gorobei: pikachu was in a 2015 parade
TehAmelie: "Give him the abs. Give him all the abs."
mtvcdm: Pikachu's been in the parade for a while now.
Dix: Goku looks like "Oh imma get you pikachu"
Izandai: I still think it should just be base Goku. Base Goku doesn't get enough love, and I think he fits the Smash Bros style better.
Featherweight_: sims it kinda an esleworl
Alness49: I think it's a deliberate "degree of seperation" that The Sims tends to do
Invitare: Izandai though I'd imagine that Super Saiyan would be just for the Final Smash animation
mtvcdm: Pikachu's first Macy's parade was 2001.
hajnal_endot: yeah, wasn't he added when pokemon started being a thing in the west?
thefileclerk: Coca-Cola owns christmas
virre_: So everybody have a Crimson Mask?
emberBecky: sims live in their own world that isn't ours. lotsa stuff is changed
Rhynerd: Why have specifics when you can make your own Love Day
Foxmar320: Yeah Crimson Days is all about doubles PVP
korvys: Ah yes, Goku in his Super Cyan mode
DarkNacht: Its not like Sims is this world.
D2Vincent: I'm watching this because I can't find any Commander games on Twitch atm lol
kassy_13: one day where everyone menstruates?
Gekyouryuu: @loadingreadyrun the goku balloon was because there's a new movie coming out soon
Izandai: @korvys Calling it that now.
Featherweight_: it's also very international
CaptainSpam: The Kingdom of Loathing has had Crimbo for ages...
korvys: @Izandai Yes... good... (also I stole that joke, but it's great)
Foxmar320: oh they added a first person mode to Sims 4. Whoo hoo is hilarious
Alephred: TOS
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ritchards: lrrDARK
red_shoes_jeff: TNG
Ukon_vasara: i can see not wanting Valentines Day and 'totally not christmas' day
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Kathleen! Yes!
Izandai: @korvys It's exquisite.
offbeatwitch: kathleen knows what's up
Earthenone: winterfest and harvest fest work well
D2Vincent: and if you ask destiny fans, the only one who's been known to have the fun times is Lord Shaxx who apparently keeps his helmet on whilst doing it LOL @LoadingReadyRun
Earthenone: valentines day is weird
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @kassy_13 hey i'm up for new experiences
Tim_Popelier: traditions like snowman wohoo?
aerobeing: This doesn't look like Gal Metal.
Rhynerd: As is tradition.
Nightvalien28: scandinavian trick or treat
ritchards: Puzzle Agent gnomes?
FITorion: maybe for localization in cultures that have different names for such days... like Islamic countries.
Ironfistofglee: definatly very Fae
virre_: that sounds traditional Tomte yes
Earthenone: so the gnomes play the "out of town relitives"
kassy_13: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie it could be a more pleasant experience ;)
virre_: Which probably is relatated to Fae when I think about it
Alness49: So... they're Gremlins then
Izandai: @Invitare Naw. If they still did transformation final smash his could be him going super saiyan, but they don't so I think it would just be the Spirit Bomb, which I actually don't think he's ever used while super saiyan.
virre_: Mostly Icelandic more than Scandinavian
Dared00: The difference is that it's not the grandma breaking your toaster
aerobeing: You argue with the gnomes instead.
Jondare: As a Dane, if that's one of our traditions it's an old one which we don't use anymore. Elves/gnomes here generally just leave gifts for kids and eat rice poridge
D2Vincent: @LoadingReadyRun sounds almost like when if you had the certain expansion, Drew Carey comes to your house to have a party with you lol
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sprawler13: It’s a Snorsh tradition!
aerobeing: Dared00, plot twist. It's actually still Granma in the gnome mask.
Izandai: nice
Foxmar320: Thats really nice
Izandai: That's actually really sweet.
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen wants to have a scrap
Alness49: We... can't actually make fun of this. Good Job, game!
Izandai: I mean, she's not wrong.
thegreatwyrdling: Thoughts on Fallout 76 return fees?
virre_: @LoadingReadyRun You could have done that Laines Hockey got better when he played less Fortnite
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: fortnight is Sparta?
thegreatwyrdling: or rather being unable to return Fallout 76?
darkalter2000: Link?
NathanJay_GA: Unlike Nintendo, the cowards at Epic Games WILL put stuff in!
PhoenixMelior: thegreatwyrdling huh? you mean you can't go back into the game once you've left?
D2Vincent: has the MTG Artists protest been covered yet?
korvys: Graham, if I'm to understand the internet, the integrity of the art direction is only important when it comes to avoiding critcism of sexy lady characters.
Izandai: what
Foxmar320: wut
Izandai: uh
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
ReydienOnline: their health got set to like a negative value
Dix: It as
Dix: was*
ReydienOnline: they can just stand in melee with a nuke
Izandai: @ReydienOnline I mean, that sounds about right, but how
wulf_95: I lov3d that story. Dude turned into Rampage.
FeaturingMe: heroes never die
Foxmar320: LOL
hippitybobbity: that's amazing
TehAmelie: yeah, they hit both sides of immortality in that soundtrack between that and Princes of the Universe
emberBecky: they should roleplay a deity and recruit followers
Alness49: They now sit on the battlefield, observing, vowing never to interfear with mortal affairs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: They can;t work it out? It's a BETHESDA game.. I am going to guess it's A BUG
ArcOfTheConclave: Cult sim!
PMAvers: "Play nice, or else."
Foxmar320: cheer55
Izandai: Be a diplomat. Walk into the middle of firefights and tell people to stop.
countz3r0: he's Dr Manhatten
Rhynerd: You convince bethesda to patch you into older Fallout games, clearly.
red_shoes_jeff: "WHO RUNS NUKA-TOWN!?"
DukeDaisuke: I was waiting for a who runs bartertown joke
Rhynerd: You’re immortal, you now get to exist on all the fallouts.
hippitybobbity: who wants to live forever OwO when love has died
Himyul: they should get him stuck in the sub-ocean
Foxmar320: Builds CAMP next to Vault 76 and makes a sign thats just says "Bring It"
punchcardy: Become perfect person like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
Lysander_Gustav: Kind of a set ragnarok off there?
Gnyrinn: He sounds more like Wilebagger the infinitely prolonged.
D2Vincent: does anyone besides my dad still play Elite Dangerous? :P
Alness49: "It's a fair cop!"
Foxmar320: He went down in like one hit from my hammer
Eyclonus: He becomes the Braun Strowman of fallout 76
PMAvers: Shoot me in the FACE!
Lysander_Gustav: Create a special mistletoe dart to kill him with
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Bobtheninjagoldfish a bug? in a Bethesda game? Unprecedented!
TehAmelie: huh, i remember him being called Wowbagger. maybe a translation
korvys: @Alness49 Ooo, good reference
wulf_95: @lysander_gustav nice reference
virre_: I saw a lot of good game, but buggy
Foxmar320: oh does it have some issues
HbombAndFriends: Did Agatha Fisty make a trip to WV?
jdarr5000: So fallout 76 agatha fisty ?
ReydienOnline: the journey in Fallout 76 seems fine, I think the concerns crop up in the end-game, but most MMOs do suffer in that regard, especially in the first month
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: what if we WANT you to sit there and lie to us!
Foxmar320: Still enjoying it tho
Invitare: it sounds like what it was advertised as
Ard_Rhys: Jim Sterling was less than complimentary about Fallout 76
darkecologist: people either loved us or hated us. or thought we were okay.
ThorSokar: And Graham KNOWS Garbage Toilets
Invitare: a multiplayer, non story survival game
Aztren: Because the internet works in absolutes
thimbles_edge: high hopes gettign dashed
FlyingUltraCar: What do we make of Bethesda saying they won't honor refunds?
PharaohBender27: @Ard_Rhys That's putting it mildly
D2Vincent: I feel like Fallout 76 is suffering the same issues as OG Destiny 2 did, lots of pretty stuff and Bugs, not a whole lot to do.
FeaturingMe: and this time it's not even just the gamers
Alness49: It's also puzzling how people dislike that people like it. oh, wait, the internet....
user_with_name17: the past games were so good, so it has farther to fall
Izandai: @Aztren *deals in
Arikell: At this point isn't bug-related hate just bethesda's default marketing strategy?
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hoktauri: watching the streams makes it look decent but I'm still not going to buy it. That's pretty much my entire opinion.
korvys: I don't mind people hating on it - what's weird is the people hating on OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON"T HATE IT
Lightningbro: It's a Bathesda game, what idiot buys a bathesda game without expecting bugs?
CaptainSpam: It's probably getting so much hate because people wanted Newerer Vegas.
CrookedSmile: People cant hate things halfway anymore
Erudite_Cynic: I thought it was going to be a garbage fire from the start and its better than expected
Earthenone: "its not a good game or a bad game, it is just THE game" Graham on fallout 76, probobly
aerobeing: Aztren, well, it is made out of 1-s and 0.s
Jondare: It's an MMO, I don't think you've ever been able to get a refund for an MMO
Jorge4hg: @pTVConnorRyan Congrats!
NathanJay_GA: I just hope everyone that preordered has learned to not preorder
wench_tacular: Wellington Wells is teh town
Izandai: @Earthenone God damn you.
FITorion: coverage leading up to 76 sounded interesting... beta and release coverage has shown it's not the game for me.
wulf_95: I think people wanted a Fallout game with multiplayer in it, not a multiplayer game with Fallout in it.
TheMerricat: @Lightningbro that's really not an excuse, especially when the community had the ability to FIX the bugs in the older games.
mister_foxhound: People want Bethesda to ditch their buggy engine before the next Elder Scrolls. They won't.
hoktauri: @NathanJay_GA I haven't preordered a game since DMC2....
incredulouspasserby: @jondare I was able to get a refund for ESO when it didn’t work on my game
LbxAni: I just wish they would have sold 76 as an expansion to Fallout 4 to begin with
Erudite_Cynic: @Earthenone wow it really is the Roman Regins of games
Drakas: @FlyingUltraCar they will have to in australia or im sure there will be hell from the accc
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, is it just me or is the broadcast brealking up like crazy? The other streams I'm watching are fine.
GDwarf: Dead Island ran into the same problem, it was a so-so game with a really good trailer and people got so hyped and then felt so disappointed.
Foxmar320: The trailer made me want to play We Happy Few. Then I saw how it played.
Jorge4hg: Mostly
SteelCityExile: the promise: Fallout MMO! The reality: Rust, with Fallout Skin mod.
Waterzer0: Maybe you should make your trailer actual gameplay, but that's probably too logical.
GDwarf: The We Happy Few trailer looked much more story-driven than the game actually was
Dared00: The thing is... nobody promised a Fallout MMO. "Fallout MMO" narrative was created by fans.
Alness49: See also: No Man's Sky
D2Vincent: That's the thing about any game w/ a following, there will always be a large group of people who complain about everything and hate on people who either play or at the least don't hate on the game they don't like. See: The League of Legends forums LOL
mtvcdm: I will say 76's rapid price drops are very concerning.
Jlhonors: wait waht
Jlhonors: Roguelike? Huh.
Nightvalien28: mtvcdm it will be free by the end of the year Kappa
Foxmar320: So did I Graham
ThorSokar: Also, it doesn't help that there are parts of that game that are horribly broken
TehAmelie: i predict next year we'll see the first "please calm thyself" trailers for games that get overhyped
Dared00: @mtvcdm I mean, we had Black Friday and Cyber Monday
virre_: It is such a good concept for a narative game, why fail that.
Ironfistofglee: yeah, we happy few started off as being alot like a higher quality graphics "Sir you are being hunted"
virre_: well not see that more
TheMerricat: We Happy Few rapidly changed tune when they got a AAA publisher who cash grabbed them.
EvilBadman: @mtvcdm Not really? Hitman 2 also went 50% off this weekend on console
Dix: So much to do... so much to see... so what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
mister_foxhound: no ghouls?
FITorion: Being too secretive invites speculation... which is how we get disasters like No Man's Sky's launch...
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: so does 76 have drop-in co-op with randos? Cause I like that actually. I don't like having to schedule time with people.
Foxmar320: Having no human NPCs really makes the world feel unique. Sometimes feels like im the last human alive in this world.
Rockario: @Dix Probably all the ghouls you run into taking the back streets
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Nightvalien28: mister_foxhound ghouls yes but they are called something else, ashen or something
EvilBadman: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie yes, you join a server with X randos and you can team/squad up
Ukon_vasara: yeah, i heard about that dissonance between quests for "go find this person" when you have knowledge that there are no npcs to find
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @EvilBadman ok cool
shiftless: @Nightvalien28 Scorched?
Izandai: Maybe all ghouls start feral and eventually calm down?
Nightvalien28: shiftless yeah that
ritchards: one of the other vaults is responsible for non-feral ghouls ;)
Dix: There's no interregnum yet
Foxmar320: Izandai Fallout lore wise says its the other way around.
Izandai: @Foxmar320 Well never mind then.
coolbond: how the hell is there super mutants this early?!
nkcola: hi all
fiftymcnasty: super mutants were part of the government mucking around with FEV
TheMerricat: @Izandai more likely 'non-feral' was a mutation that occured only after enough geneations.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are there "iguana" bits?
shiftless: Which was going on before the bombs dropped.
Izandai: Doesn't 76 have the Brotherhood of Steel? And that's making some people very upset for some reason?
PharaohBender27: @coolbond Because there needs to be enemies to shoot at other than ghouls? AKA "Because video games"
HouseofShadow: Talon Company, best company?
Anaerin: coolbond: They were playing with the FEV even before the bombs dropped.
Metric_Furlong: coolbond Bethesda decided Super Mutants are just 'around' back in Fallout 3, iirc
ThorSokar: And that 200 years brings me up to my main gripe with the fallout games, in 200 years, no one picked up a damn broom
Izandai: Yeah, I never thought it was an MMO, but people kept saying it was, and I didn't get it.
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PhoenixMelior: wait, is it... not? An MMO?
Metric_Furlong: retconned the first game's origin story for them
FeaturingMe: they spent a lot of time explaining all the things it isn't
coolbond: anaerin i know but the supermutants we know were from the masters army
Jondare: Coolbond: same way fallout 3 placed Brotherhood in DC: Bethesda don't give a fuck about the lore
Foxmar320: Izandai Ive seen some dead BoS
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh my GOD I just imagined the next Elder Scrolls being like this. Why didn't I think of that before. I think I'd love it.
Anaerin: PhoenixMelior: Depends on how "Massive" you require for an MMO. Most instances are a couple dozen players.
TehAmelie: "you look too nice to survive, have a gun"
kassy_13: i looove that kind of player
Foxmar320: Graham you killed me once remember. ;)
darthinvaderix: Serge compels others to be nice
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Izandai: @ThorSokar Eh, not a lot of time for chores when you're trying to survive in a radioactive wasteland.
kassy_13: i remember the time i was level 3 in flyff and some guy gave me the best broom in the game for free
Foxmar320: I may have been wanted at the time for picking a lock and not realizing it was a players box.
ritchards: Feel free to play more on stream ;) ;) ;)
WrightJustice: invisible serge
Anaerin: Oh, Bugthesda?
underhill33: Bethesda and bugs, name a better duo
Heoric_aka_Bertious: I dump low level legendary items in the overseer box in the area that is about the right level myself :D
HouseofShadow: If bugs in Bethesda games bother you, you're in for a world of pain.
Alness49: It's also Online issues, which is a class above what normally happens
EvilBadman: @Foxmar320 I accidentally shot a player turret and got hunted down by a 30+
brainbosh: Like Jurrassic Park, it has the bugs and glitches of a Bethesda game AND a online multiplayer game combined.
Foxmar320: oh yeah! The server booted us both and we couldn't log back in.
TheMerricat: I really don't understand why Bethesda still fucks up as bad with respect to QA as they do.
offbeatwitch: to the sub train!
Foxmar320: So we switched to Destiny 2.
DeiwosN: That terminal repeatedly crashing people on the stream was pretty embarassing
Erudite_Cynic: normally, they let the community fix all the bugs and this time its a no mods game
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NathanJay_GA: Right. Good day to all :)
coolbond: themerricat its because the engine is a jerryrigged mess
Anaerin: TheMerricat: That's easy. Their game engine is a ship of theseus built on the back of Morrowind.
margieargie: @TheMerricat You'd think they'd have learned all the way back in '96 when they released a game that was literally impossible to finish, but...
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offbeatwitch: close enough!
Izandai: @margieargie What?
Decaped: No discussion on China banning players from entering a tournament?
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Decaped: Dota2
D2Vincent: ayy lessgo :P
offbeatwitch: roll for name pronounciation... failed
EvilBadman: @Erudite_Cynic I believe they're working on private servers with mods
Anaerin: LlewellynZ might be from Wales.
TheMerricat: @coolbond nah, the engine isn't that bad, and it's not as if they haven't updated it as they go along, and things like their installer/launcher fuck ups have nothing to do with that. They just don't have a concept of what QA is as far as I can tell.
margieargie: @Izandai Daggerfall had a bug where you couldn't speak to a plot-critical character. They fixed it, of course, but still...
Foxmar320: EvilBadman Erudite_Cynic correct that have said bot private servers and mods are coming
Erudite_Cynic: @EvilBadman if that happens I am all in
PhoenixMelior: it not perfect system
TehAmelie: basically they have a practically infinite number of interactions to test due to the width of the games they make and they prefer to get games out i guess
Izandai: @margieargie Yeah, that seems like one of the things you should test in your final round of tests before shipping.
PharaohBender27: Did the Matrix just glitch?
offbeatwitch: you gotta get that responsive website design paul
Gekyouryuu: nicknames ttc! away I go!
TheMerricat: I mean every game eventually has bugs, and I don't begrudge them having some, but it seems as if QA is a discretionary budget item with Bethesda.
aerobeing: I believe 3 and ten is how they do indeed say that in some languages.
margieargie: @Izandai To call Daggerfall "rushed" would be an understatement, it was released a year after the previous game while also being absurdly ambitious... the fact that it's as good as it was anyway was a miracle.
orionsrise1: great job see you soon!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TheMerricat agreed, it seems like its the nature of their engines, or their work process, or both.
Foxmar320: lol
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: and they keep selling well, so its like, people will live with it, myself included. its usually not game-breaking.
TehAmelie: as long as you stagger saves :3
Paranundrox: so many oxen :P
Izandai: @margieargie Ah, another Melee situation.
coolbond: normally you have modders that fixes the worst of the bugs but being online means we wont see any bugfixes within this lifetime
TheMerricat: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie I have to assume it's work process related, I mean it's not as if in every other game we've been able to pretty much buff out every bug ourselve using _their own toolset_ to do it. Hence my whole "it's not the engine" comment.
Foxmar320: LOL
Izandai: @margieargie Or I guess Melee was a Daggerfall situation.
FeaturingMe: Holy Burude
margieargie: It wouldn't surprise me if Bethesda was in some way worried about their games not being as memorable -without- the bugs :p
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, Good night, and good morning.
Dix: m i n e
Foxmar320: Well Graham didn't kill a fox and turn it into Jercy.
Foxmar320: Jerky*
Dix: Adam and Paul!? Now that sounds like a good time.
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (17:47 from now).
user_with_name17: to the pokey
Ironfistofglee: good show as always =D
TehAmelie: put Bethesda bugs in Smash you cowards
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: what was pickle pun?
Foxmar320: Later everyone
GapFiller: bai guys
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
offbeatwitch: bai
Alness49: And thus ends the LRR broadcast day, and now Beej will be singing the national anthem. One of them, anyways
Phailhammer: cya :)
TehAmelie: i mean goodbye
TheMerricat: how can Darksiders 3 already have a 68% metacriticic if it's not even out yet?
Ironfistofglee: wow those sirens
PhoenixMelior: cheese it, it's the fuzz!
ThorSokar: In before Beej runs in in the cop outfit?
chimingfish: cheese it, it's the fuzz!
DoodlestheGreat: OOOOOOO.... Diablo 2 should be fun.
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 56:54.
PharaohBender27: Bye!
ritchards: Comedy Jail sounds like it should be a Crapshot
DoodlestheGreat: @themerricat, critics get copies ahead of release.
TehAmelie: they can even get special review editions with big cheats. that seemed amazing when i was 15
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (17:40 from now).