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Lucifer9783: Signal!
AshBurnem: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DarkMorford: Early?!
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AshBurnem: On time.
azlinea: lrrSIGNAL
Sanityis0verrated: Ileft this open after lets nope that surprised me
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN benginHeart seabatBRAIN benginHeart
lilyoswald: ooh, pandemic legacy
Arclight_Dynamo fills chat with antibodies
Sanityis0verrated: I really want that game but so expensive for something you only play once
kumatsu: so when doe the streams merge and Cthulhu attacks the CDC?
Nigouki: This month on Pandemic Legacy: the team attempts to deal with Cthulhu that Ben and Adam unleashed!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with AFK, right now, playing Pandemic Legacy! 🎦 | 📷 ||
Sanityis0verrated: seemed super cool when we played it at GenCon though
kenkopin: katesAir katesAir katesAir
azlinea: @kumatsu that's a different legacy season I think
Mowdownjoe: Got here just in time.
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eiggy64: Afk time
TheGeekyQuilter: Woooo more Ben !
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DiscordianTokkan: seabatSEAL
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL
TheGeekyQuilter: benginHeart benginHeart
kumatsu: *slaps the table* This baby can fit so many unknowable horrors on it
sir_jack_DB: hold
sir_jack_DB: wait for it
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red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS
denitar: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Earthenone: !findquote hold
LRRbot: Quote #2597: "I know I'm holding out for a hero." —Graham [2016-05-24]
sir_jack_DB: lrrDOTS
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHERE lrrCHKN
madness5051: oh cool i made it in time for the intro
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sag3error: Hi again Ben!
m0nkeyrama: Hello!
sopranocat: The trees of beasts and the skins of bones!
Kramburger: lrrDOTS seabatBRAIN lrrARROW
sag3error: Also Adam, Beej, Ian and... is it Heather on tech?
Nekuia: Heeey LLR and chat
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big_large: Where the zombies droppin', boys?
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madmanoreo: The excitement is contagious
mastershake29x: the intro does show the one game never allowed on AFK again, so reasonable to re-shoot
Akaiatana: We got it, Beej
big_large: we on may now?
red_shoes_jeff: I got it!
Lucifer9783: it was a jojo
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mastershake29x: @kumatsu may #2 per the title
silvalunae: congratulations!
sir_jack_DB: SweaterBeej is a good look
red_shoes_jeff: B O N E S
hoktauri: @mastershake29x gang beasts?
mastershake29x: @hoktauri magic
denitar: @sir_jack_DB Agreed!
madmanoreo: @mastershake29x mtg?
sag3error: Paul on Tech, Hello!
madmanoreo: nm
m0nkeyrama: That's pretty sweet :o
DiscordianTokkan: Wyrmwood still has Roll the Dice sets on their stuff too!
TheSoftestBunny: me?
madmanoreo: Is that where you get turkish delight?
korvys: You're the inspiration
TheGeekyQuilter: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
red_shoes_jeff: "I've never seen a man take so quickly to a turkish bath!"
m0nkeyrama: Got their fresh haircuts, looking good for PAX SeemsGood
big_large: paxu is awesome, wish I was going this year
kumatsu: Give Gritty all the hugs
kumatsu: Dab with Gritty
rybackgaming: Gritty2020
DiscordianTokkan: 8 hours For GRITTY lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Doc_Rider: When Betrayal Legacy?
VantaBeige: My larp is going to be at Paxu this yea
Earthenone: teach Gritty to DOB, make it a meme
sopranocat: Adam wins
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i have great timing to come back to
Xafty: @Doc_Rider they are only running one legacy at a time
sopranocat: The lusty month of May~
madmanoreo: It's always may may time
djalternative: They've said that maybe except for one game, Betrayal Legacy won't be until after Pandemic.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: look at all those faded titties
kumatsu: I definitely heard "you can see all these titties"
sopranocat: where all of those germs go blissfully astray
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can sell chicken
korvys: As an action, he can sell delicious chicken
big_large: in our game headcanon, the colonel just wandered around the world, busting down doors with a shotgun
DiscordianTokkan: Colonel Sanders, for fighting the Ch0nic
Earthenone: "... colonel"
Xafty: headshot?
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InkyGhoast: hey folks! good luck
m0nkeyrama: Yaaay
ChiefEngineerMichael: @big_large Faded people or not.
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djalternative: Go over road blocks again because that was new last time
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we are but Ziltoids on this music theater
big_large: @ChiefEngineerMichael it was a bit sad, since CodA was in the middle east, a bit of art imitating life
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, roadblocks
Arclight_Dynamo: Ch0nic! Gotta go... fast?
Saphire282: Oh yaaay
sopranocat: I think that bit is slightly flawed, at least based on US gov. RL: You did good? you must need less funding. You did bad? Why the hell should we give you more funding, you suck! We'll give your funding to someone else
Lightningbro: One way or the other the Ch0nic needs to go, fast. @Arclight_Dynamo
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lightningbro Ha!
Earthenone: the Ol' 2n1 twice
NarishmaReborn: we might squeek into day 2 with those numbers
withr: you slighty messed up the positive mutations lvl1 is no reseach lab, lvl 2 is instant cure, lvl3 is -1 card needed
Xafty: in before 3 straight loses
sheqesi: Some bud tender should name the next strain "The Chonic"
big_large: near the end, we just roadblocked powder keg regions, like tokyo
maestrith: So if Beej and Paul are both there, does that mean that Ian, Ben and Adam are now in the mirror too?
frage069: Ben seems to be on a KFC kick tonight
Lightningbro: Unrelated to Ben being here, man I hope that after this legacy we get to see a scheduled Betrayal Legacy stream.
Doc_Rider: @Lightningbro Agreed.
Earthenone: f-UNDEAD events
withr: cheer100 please do set up normally
Pharmacistjudge: Good evening Adam and Beej (hope to see you at PAX) and Ben and Ian; and of course you chat.
cinqetoiles123: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:05.
Earthenone: pride51
m0nkeyrama: Heya judge :D
LoadingReadyRun: Lightningbro definitely want to try Betrayal legacy (probably after Pandemic)
Lightningbro: Really?! Yay! Thank you! Can't wait Paul!
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Lightningbro: (I think I heard Paul on comms anyway)
Ken_Domo: Mumbai got SO bad in our game so we literally just blocked it off. We said "Goodbye Mumbai"
big_large: good, betrayal legacy is next, i'd hate for them to start pandemic season 2 before i finish it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Good time of Day, all.
Phosphatide: in my game, we blocked off the entire middle east and watched it collapse on itself (we did not get the best ending)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I didn't shuffle it so i'm confident
Pharmacistjudge: Chat, always shuffle adam's deck
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Earthenone: since adam cut it, all bad draws are his fauly now
sopranocat: I'll cut the deck ~pulls out sword~
InkyGhoast: in our game we got second best ending irrc
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m0nkeyrama: Seems legit
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Ken_Domo: @Phosphatide Did you have any good memes you kept on saying. "goodbye mumbai" was just too perfect
sheqesi: blame Adam!
sopranocat: thanks Ben, now that's stuck in my head
Jadenim: Savidan guaranteed?
InkyGhoast: hotlanta!
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
sopranocat: what happens if they lose a month a second time?
big_large: they go to the next month
sopranocat: oh, that's better than the world ending
Arclight_Dynamo: It's Ian's criminal negligence! Kappa
kumatsu: @sopranocat they don't get the bonus for clearing that month.
big_large: well, the world will end either way
LoadingReadyRun: sopranocat They move on to the next month (I believe they also open a envelope
Swamplor: Results Oriented Thinking, Adam
sopranocat: That's much better than I thought, I thought the game ended and everybody died
big_large: losing three games in a row means they get the emergency relief envelope
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DoktorNik: Twitch is broken I think, I rolled 1d6 and got two 5's
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sopranocat: and it'd really suck if the world ended in May
Swamplor: Leaving your kid alone in the kitchen is bad parenting regardless of whether or not they stab themself
withr: deal cards to players before adding epidemics
ChiefEngineerMichael: @sopranocat Nah. But they still might! There's a score card at the bottom of the legacy deck that tells you how you did based on various factors
BrindleBoar: I don't think you can lose, but it might be possible to render the game unwinnable? It depends on what's in the "shit's going sideways" envelopes
sopranocat: Woooooow
madmanoreo: contigency zeta: flip the table, burn the game, buy an new one, and pretend the apocalypse never happened.
big_large: if every city is faded, then they put out 18 faded, so they have a few rounds before they'd lose that particular game
kumatsu: You can't handle my piles, Adam
sopranocat: Hey, my only guess prediction was that at some point a virus would turn into zombies, and that happened, so now I'm running completely blind
Twilight_Spark: Great, now I'm going to rewatch that video.
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
ChiefEngineerMichael: @sopranocat I can tell you. It gets worse
kumatsu: That boi is a BOTTOOOOOOM
sopranocat: @ChiefEngineerMichael Oh boy, I'm buckling up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I watched that video, and I did not get it, so Adam was right
Nefarious_Ned: katesLewd katesLewd katesNice
revjakenash: lrrBEEJ cheer1000 ; #IANFINISHTHEBAG
sopranocat: Jesus walk. Jesus walk
m0nkeyrama: Potion seller is quite the video
DarkNacht: always play quarantine
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you'll either find it funny as hell or not, is the gist of what Adam said about it
m0nkeyrama: yep
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MaddogM: Is Ben the traitor?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Col. General Private
Iperithon: mustard!
Earthenone: "...Colonel"
Mowdownjoe: Sgt. Slaughter?
CamelAttack: Colonel Sassafrass
madmanoreo: sgt laughter
DarkMorford: Col. Sandurz?
kakmize: Sanders
sheqesi: Colonel MJ
sag3error: Sanders
jcoop2024: cheer1000 cheer1000
Arclight_Dynamo: Col. Skub!
Jadenim: Colonel colon
keep_it_lobster: Mustard
Rabbt300: Colonel Seargeant Major
DarkMorford: IAN!
A_Dub888: Collonel Homestar
sopranocat: huh?
CamelAttack: Name him Colonel Colonel Colonel
kakmize: Sanders
big_large: colonel kernel
sopranocat: Major General
circusofkirkus: Colonel Popcorn
Mowdownjoe: Damn it, Ian...
jcoop2024: steve
SuperSugarSloth: Cornell Stoma
Bobtheninjagoldfish: SAanders
DolGrenn: Colonel "of Corn"
big_large: colonel colonial
dr0ne00000: Colonel Panic
ninja_theory_ashrams: General Knowledge
mister_wise_guy: Colonel Mustard Ga
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bargent
big_large: colonel boomstick
gascitygaming: Adam and Ben please tell the others about the truth gun
mister_wise_guy: gas
DiscordianTokkan: Colonel Kernel Quernal
Juliamon: Colonel Panic is my go-to
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Colonel Yargle.
madmanoreo: beargeant.
m0nkeyrama: Bargling
sopranocat: if there''s a sergent they have to be named Pepper
Rockario: NCO in an NSR?
sopranocat: rivals with a scientist sounds good
sopranocat: and a trope
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goldheartache56: ok whos dr heal good?
Earthenone: no one is healing
Earthenone: all dps
goldheartache56: darn
Razortalons: KKona
Ukon_vasara: KKona 👏
sopranocat: more dots, more dots
Arclight_Dynamo: In honour of Serge: OP OP
johothehobo: KKona 👏
Rockario: K. Konah Kamison?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Mowdownjoe: OpieOP
big_large: ben went from jesus healing the sick to bruce campbell blasting them apart
m0nkeyrama: Good boy Serge slytqHug
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love Serge
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Kikazi: It was great working with you fellas at DB2018! Sorry I missed you Adam, but hope to see you all again next PAX West! lrrHEART
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Rockario: I thought Ben was going to say "Serge starteddd holdding his actual breath"
A_Dub888: Adam "Perfect Immune System" Savidan
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ooh woo
korvys: Adam's immune system has a non-regulation hitbox
Fr0Dough: Oh no the gas!?!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Damn
sheqesi: Must be the rice a roni 😀
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Gas
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX Hopefully no pax pox
m0nkeyrama: Damn!
big_large: don't they have accelerated incubation now?
djalternative: Bienvenido a Miami
sopranocat: @big_large now I'm just picturing Ben with a mojito
imwaaaaytoinvested: @LoadingReadyRun how it be all my sexy bois
m0nkeyrama: Awwww
Nuurgle: Gotta catch 'em all..Ho Chi Mon!
dr0ne00000: @Ian are those Sidis? I need new MC boots
NarishmaReborn: aw but chat won't know how far that relationship has gotten because we haven't seen Road Quest yet
djalternative: I prefer Ho Chi Mon Jhoto Adventures.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Will Adams mom approve of Beej? Find out next time on LRR Pax adventures
Featherweight_: Paul, it would be awesome if your could some how get the relationships on the overlay
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RobotHitchhiker: 4 more years! 4 more years!
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sag3error: Rice-a-roni!
DiscordianTokkan: I love that Ben and Adam are already a bit loopy because of the Call of Cthulhu stream
InkyGhoast: oooof
big_large: its been awhile, but doesn't may add rules saying player cards add faded figures?
sopranocat: Where's the rest of you flying Ben?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Discordant, yeah, that sanity damage really sticks with you
caulderjof: @big_large That definitely was a thing.
big_large: @sopranocat i feel like the mojito is what ben would be as a cocktail
xantos69: Clearly this is going well and lrrFINE
sopranocat: @big_large I'm just thinking of Bruce Cambell's character from Burn Notice
Arclight_Dynamo: 500 mg of lead! Kappa
WeedenProject: So how does the accelerated incubation rule work?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what's that alfred hitchcock joke
big_large: if they draw a blue card, they add a faded
kakmize: As an Australian I am fine with that "accent"
DiscordianTokkan: It's the cure to fascism too!
ninja_theory_ashrams: hammer18Justice
WeedenProject: Righto
big_large: but player cards can't trigger outbreaks
xantos69: cheer50 Best of luck team, but I have to head to bed.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you DiscordianTokkan
sopranocat: Effffffffff
Kramburger: Shoutouts to Australia, currently underwater, on fire, and harboring a cow the size of Ryan North
InkyGhoast: yeah drawing player cards
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i was a little afraid i was making somethign up
Pseudonym_Ken: yes yes
DarkNacht: yes
Mowdownjoe: The accelerated infection
caulderjof: You add a non-lethal faded when you draw a player card (not flipping cities in the infection deck).
djalternative: how does urban dictionary not have a sex act named Hotlanta.
DiscordianTokkan: @sydpreviouslyheadache No prob, hah
big_large: not at beginning
withr: only once the game begins
sopranocat: not the beginning
InkyGhoast: not at beginning
Earthenone: zombies love that rice a roni
Nekuia: Is the Colonel immune to being scared when starting in faded city?
Jadenim: Start spreading the ooze
ninja_theory_ashrams: what non blue cities have been faded?
thegrolan: Does the set seem bright to anyone else?
rendelnep: Since Dracula is Romanian, Ian should be Carantină Dracula (according to google translate)
caulderjof: @ninja_theory_ashrams I think just one or two yellows in Central America?
djalternative: the light on beej and ben does seem to be just the slightest bit hot.
Adamantcheese: are you winning? benginDab
m0nkeyrama: Seabats going batty, it's destiny seabatSEAL
Arclight_Dynamo: "No matter what I do, I'm not doing what I need to do." Whoof. Big mood.
VideoGameVoyeur: @ninja_theory_ashrams looks like Mexico City and Bogata? anywhere with the green sticker.
VideoGameVoyeur: and miami
LonelyTex: Hellllloooooo lrrfolk
LonelyTex: benginOmg
TacitusVigil: Fast and Furious: Tokyo Beej
djalternative: bets that Ian will draw the epidemic on his turn?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi LonelyTex
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN /
DiscordianTokkan: Aw. I just noticed Ben needs to touch up his nails.
thegrolan: hullo Tex!
Nahvi42: Ben needs a new manicure.
AshBurnem: lrrBEEJ
rendelnep: @Arclight_Dynamo An Attempt was made
Jayrod1220: Is Pittsburgh full of Pitts?
DaMullet14: Jayrod1220: Only during construction season
VideoGameVoyeur: of course it was ian
DaMullet14: so, yes, year round
Juliamon: Has he had them redone since DB? That's some impressive longevity if not. My nails are a disaster after three days.
rendelnep: Da Mullet. that's a chimp
m0nkeyrama: lol, so many skating monkeys PogChamp
TacitusVigil: Monkey knows what it did.\
Pfired: Oh, Black is Cod...wait, no? Oh, oh dear.
dr0ne00000: <message deleted>
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SandwichKed: Needs more dice.
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Juliamon: Always check your URLs before posting!
Jayrod1220: Poo teen
InkyGhoast: at least we don't have a maple syrup mafia
TacitusVigil: Ho Chi Minh City: The old Sai-gone. Kappa
Sanityis0verrated: Only if they want to make good Bagels
Lord_Hosk: ummmm
coelopteryx: they order water from nyc to make pizza crust, too
Mowdownjoe: You're making Graham cry over the fact that doesn't scan.
DaMullet14: it's cheaper than a flight
silvalunae claps
Sanityis0verrated: God I miss NY pizza. crust here tastes like nothing or cardboard
DaMullet14: Every time only Beej laughs at a joke Ian makes an angel gets its wings
Sanityis0verrated: damned affordable rent
big_large: just once i want to see ian make a joke about 90s wrestling
coelopteryx: it's typically restaurants in other states ordering the water when they want to Go The Hardest at having Authentic NY Pizza/Bagels
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Sanityis0verrated I get that
djalternative: @Sanityis0verrated that is exactly why I love that one of the best Chicago pizzas ships nation wide.
caulderjof: Ian learning more about Adam's things? I would kind of dig a stream of Ian playing Darkest Dungeon.
DaMullet14: Ian playing Dark Souls the same way he plays Yakuza would be quite the stream
electroswagnetism: Have Ian and Adam ever streamed together? I'd watch the heck out of that
Sanityis0verrated: Yeeeeah too bad NY doesn't do that
Sanityis0verrated: chicago pizza isn't the same
NarishmaReborn: haha
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab seabatBRAIN
BloodnBullets: benginDab
asddsa28: he got one
Adamantcheese: benginDab
NarishmaReborn: manasplaining should be a crapshot now
DaMullet14: chicago doesn't have pizza, they have tomato and cheese casserole
Khalahd: lrrWOW
MaddogM: Magic Magic Magic. Magic Magic Magic Magic.
coelopteryx: oh my god
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was that a dunking?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: DaMullet14 absolutely
DiscordianTokkan: benginDab benginOmg
TacitusVigil: "And that's when Adam flipped the table, Graham"
Pfired: boom.
djalternative: @DaMullet14 You shut your mouth
DaMullet14: it's tasty casserole, but words MEAN things
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN
denitar: ian needs to take a victory lap for that one
Mowdownjoe: Welp.
big_large: and now they know whey i roadblocked the hell out of that area
thegrolan: benginRip benginRip benginRip
silvalunae: those cubes look weirdly edible
big_large: storm count is at 2
Too_Many_Knives: outbreak tracker
Sanityis0verrated: they look like jello
m0nkeyrama: Sounds like it's time
silvalunae: yeah!
Pfired: re-iterating: Outbreak Tracker
SquirrelEarl: Adam for TTSF
DaMullet14: "never done a stream of just mean Beej"
electroswagnetism: Get Ian in the Gamehaus!
djalternative: @DaMullet14 As one who lives in Chicago, thems fighten words.
Jayrod1220: You were on Mario Tennis a while back.
withr: the matters of import with the construction vehicle fighting was awesome
DaMullet14: djalternative: As someone who lives in Madison, come on down I guess? Have some cheese curds
sheqesi: Watch and Play where Ian subjects Adam to rythmn games!
m0nkeyrama: These are teamups that need to happen now, plz BlessRNG
Arclight_Dynamo: A W+P where Ian just gives Adam the weeb shit.
caulderjof: They did that one.
Razortalons: now THAT'S a jinx
djalternative: Culvers opened more locations around here recently. Cheese curds are good.
withr: please pay attention to the additional costs to move into falling cioties
big_large: @DaMullet14 @djalternative as someone who has lived in both, let's just agree piles of cheese and sauce is awesome
Jayrod1220: Put Adam on Rhythm Cafe you cowards!
Pfired: What's their current loss streak? How many funded events?
DaMullet14: a w+p where Ian makes Adam play Hidden My Game By Mom
caulderjof: @withr Isn't that just a scar one character has, not a global effect?
Earthenone: 2 funded events
Biffus1337: sexy nails
djalternative: I'm loving these W+P ideas. Someone get Graham on this
theycallhimben: Hey guys. I have such fond memories of blitzing through Pandemic legacy with my buddies. Recently did the same with Season 2. Hope there haven;t been many spoilers, this game does like kicking you in the gut.
sheqesi: Adam's Gamehaus where Adam and Ian play Halo
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller ! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Pandemic Legacy) at Wed 06:00 PM PST (54m ago).
Pfired: Lewd!
incredulouspasserby: IDK about their spoilers but watching them play has kicked *me* in the gut. Pandemic is painful
theycallhimben: Season 2 is further away from core Pandemic but also really good fun.
djalternative: Dang. Now I want cheese curds but all of the Culvers are closed for the day.
theycallhimben: Also Pandemic taught me that Antananarivo is the capital of Madagascar
cheetoJack: Judo as the inventor intended
solahwin_tampramain: yes that correct beej!
VideoGameVoyeur: @theycallhimben i played season 2 and did not know that. cool!
sag3error: jitsu is for fighting, do is for personal growth
notthepenguins: jitsu is for killing people, more specifically
notthepenguins: you can certainly fight with judo
notthepenguins: but it focuses on less hyperviolent options
theycallhimben: I think the only martial art that would help me is some kind of running/pleading hybrid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judo was the most fun i had with martial arts back when I was able to take it
djalternative: @theycallhimben so Parkour?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @theycallhimben Parkour!
theycallhimben: hmm that might be an idea [pats expanse of nerd belly] hmm maybe not
sheqesi: What was the game where one of the characters was "Drunken Master" and he was a monkey?
djalternative: The Dragon Ball Goku Vs Jackie Chun fight.
Mowdownjoe: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: PogChamp //
theycallhimben: If you can;t handle me at my pog, you don;t deserve me at my champ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: nos is the only energy drink i know of that coems in grape
Mystaira: Raticate'd?
Arclight_Dynamo: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Ew? Ew.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so yeah, it's probably not fit for human consumption
djalternative: 4Loko comes in grape
denitar: And then he cascaded ... into another epidemic lrrSACK lrrEFF
sag3error: Mtn dew kickstart has Midnight Grape
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I like grape flavor
dougma: 4Loko is not an energy drink
sag3error: Rockstar has Killer Grape
theycallhimben: Midnight Grape was the name of my progressive jazz band
Arclight_Dynamo: Fake grape flavour just tastes like chewable kid's Tylenol to me.
dougma: 5-hour energy has grape
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Yep.
sheqesi: I'm probably thinking of Virtual Fighter 4, but he wasnt a monkey..
TacitusVigil: They probably use the same flavoring.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh is that the same for kids chewable vitamins grape flavor? if o yeah that's the thing I like
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Come to think of it, fake cherry and fake banana taste like medicine to me, too...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm a screwed up person idk
Arclight_Dynamo: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Hey, more for you! ;)
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djalternative: Drink Recipe: Hawaiian Death Punch. Contents: 1 large jug of Hawaiian Punch and 1 of every energy drink in the store (optional handle of vodka for spiking.)
theycallhimben: it's an oopidoomic
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Fake cherry in medicine also tastes like a bad mixed drink made with that flavoring.
DJ_Sucre: let's rotate the disease!
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil *Vomit Vomit Vomit*
TacitusVigil: Show me potato blight!
Arclight_Dynamo: fuk
m0nkeyrama: Amaaaazing
big_large: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
theycallhimben: show me... Syphilis!
djalternative: F
Earthenone: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
Lord_ZYRK: Dabs IRL PogChamp
Akaiatana: it'as hard to do, but possibl.e
DJ_Sucre: that's numberwang
IgnisDeus: lrrAWW
rrtycoon2: So, from could win to....well dang.
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
Nekuia: Adam making up for missing the first draw.
m0nkeyrama: The double seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TacitusVigil: Wait, what happened?
big_large: if its yellow its fine
blast_shark: PogChamp
Lightningbro: Wait, what did I miss? How did Adam break the game?
Nigouki: good thing you still got 2 hours for another game :D
DiscordianTokkan: Deppldemic
hyralt: He drew another epidemic
big_large: pops and spreads to asia
Mowdownjoe: Sets to 3 then pops.
BaronVonPoppinOff: Not it adds 3
Akaiatana: Second epidemics happen when one is the bottom of one subpile and the top of a second
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. good game everyone thanks for stopping by
rendelnep: lrrHERE
thegrolan: lrrHERE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I like Ians optimism
Mowdownjoe: So, 2 losses back-to-back means a perma-loss, right?
big_large: it should pop as part of epidemic
theycallhimben: a whole lot of oozin going down in San Francisco
djalternative: You've always been playing "sets it to 3"
withr: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly lrrHERE
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm whatchasaaaaay
big_large: and then you'd end up drawing it as part of infect cities
TacitusVigil: The world's bussed, isn't it?
Arclight_Dynamo: Aeiou aeiou. You're hoséd! Hoséd!
incredulouspasserby: Last time we saw this it was "set it to three" IIRC
caulderjof: That Faded are going to make a big splash in Asia.
DaMullet14: We had this rule looked up in game 1, you set it to 3 and it pops
Nekuia: I feel like it popping then going to discard would always lead it to double popping no matter what, just luck of draw. That would be bad design.
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BloodnBullets: lrrCOW
incredulouspasserby: oh.
Nekuia: Oh man.
TacitusVigil: At least it's not the Bell Riots. Thanks DS9!
big_large: storm count is at 3
Nekuia: Oh man... this is not good.
m0nkeyrama: benginRip Sourdough City
DaMullet14: you ever seen those videos of bullet ants forming rafts from their bodies? That's what this looks like
big_large: no they transform to zombos
incredulouspasserby: Holy hell. This is so bad.
Biffus1337: exactly my question
rendelnep: Resident ebil
caulderjof: Only CODA transformed, I thought.
InkyGhoast: no i think cubes stay
DaMullet14: I don't think that's accurate, I think only Coda transforms
caulderjof: Other diseases stay as cubes.
DaMullet14: maybe look that up
Mowdownjoe: They fucked.
VideoGameVoyeur: Pretty sure they stay cubes.
big_large: yeah they stay cubes
sheqesi: panicBasket
big_large: they only transform if its coda color
m0nkeyrama: That got rough real fast
big_large: sorry my dudes
m0nkeyrama: Like a 1% shambler
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's gotten out of worse RNG than this
Bionull: This is why Pandemic is kinda weird as a legacy game. If the game wants to you're fucked no matter what you did, and then the consequences stay forever.
incredulouspasserby: The game being legacy like this makes RNG fukkin brutal
incredulouspasserby: I would hate this
Too_Many_Knives: This is worse than XCOM RNG
incredulouspasserby: Exactly Bionull
Defrost: Maybe the diseases will start fighting each other and everyone wins!
big_large: and sf is collapsing?
MousseFilledCat: Maybe have a quiet night?
TacitusVigil: I assume that Pandemic Legacy is the prequel to Risk Legacy. We get to see how the world got effed. ;)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: in response i'm sad
Nuurgle: Bagdad goes on the stack
incredulouspasserby: Wow. Just. Wow.
big_large: yeah, epidemics should be good for like 4-5 turns
Too_Many_Knives: Time to move to Mars
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
big_large: did they put two panic stickers on sf?
m0nkeyrama: Agreed, time to vacate the planet
sheqesi: lrrHERE
Doc_Rider: San fran goes up in terms of panic level.
Doc_Rider: It should be at 4.
ChiefEngineerMichael: How many objectives do they HAVE to complete to win?
BloodnBullets: 3
DaMullet14: they need 3 points, and one of them must be "cure the 3 curable diseases"
cinqetoiles123: Ben started his turn in a city with a faded figure?
Too_Many_Knives: S C A R R E D
silvalunae: you guys gon die
2Flower: Is it possible to mess up repeatedly to the point where you can’t play any more?
Earthenone: a paranoid Colonel, what could go wrong
DaMullet14: 2Flower: Technically no - there are extra cards in the box for if you run out of ones with variable player powers
Bionull: There's a panic box when you lose 4 times.
DaMullet14: "generic citizen" cards
DaMullet14: If somehow you manage to scar out and kill Every Single Character you can still keep playing
orionsrise1: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:20.
ninja_theory_ashrams: the chonic is the leading cause of chonk
orionsrise1: awww. well see you guys in the vod
BloodnBullets: though if your loosing with characters then it cant be easy to get a win with generic citizens
big_large: this is what i liked about legacy versus normal pandemic - you can still win but at what cost
Bionull: The game definitely has a death spiral. When things go bad it makes things more bad. Though the funding helps a lot.
big_large: funding helps, there's box 8, and then june gives you some goodies
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big_large: and then there's a panic button at the end if you've screwed up a lot
withr: anyone can instant discover the cure if the disease has the lvl2 mutation
Arclight_Dynamo: @big_large All of that might be considered spoilers, so maybe don't put it in chat?
WolfmanNCSU: anyone going to pax unplugged this weekend?
Bionull: Yup
Pfired: I haven't seen a game with faded cities in all 4 colors. Oof.
BloodnBullets: resilient would have been nice between those epidemics...
m0nkeyrama: Oof
caulderjof: You lose.
ChiefEngineerMichael: You PRECISELY(!) don't lose!
caulderjof: Because Korea
wolf2012pack: WELP
Mystaira: Fun times
ChiefEngineerMichael: No, wait
caulderjof: Korea pops too.
Pfired: Seoul pops
Nekuia: Oh, that is game
Bionull: I mean, not like faded in 2 colors is worse than 2 more cities in 1 color.
hyralt: POP POP POP
m0nkeyrama: Woooww seabatYIKES
fishmanfishfish: slytqItsFine
Too_Many_Knives: That was savage
Mowdownjoe: So, you lose forever?
DarkNacht: nice quick game
Bionull: Don't forget the many stickers of sad.
djalternative: This means you move onto June.
2Flower: katesCry katesTry
Pseudonym_Ken: Bad luck is bad luck
Pfired: You still have to sticker Shanghi
Sanityis0verrated: I like to call them Medic Jesus
incredulouspasserby: What would the Medic have done to help that?
Sanityis0verrated: and I always play that role
caulderjof: Last time you lost because of the faded.
m0nkeyrama: The double epidemic killed everything benginCry
Bionull: The medic and dispatcher seem essential to me.
Zarve: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:08.
FoxFyr: Hey Adam, I ended up rebuying and downloading Diablo 2 because of talking sim
Pseudonym_Ken: Medic and Dispatch are quite good.
FoxFyr: Currently stuck on duriel
BrindleBoar: 720 blaze it?
rrtycoon2: I'm glad I'm just watching this. The board would be in the bin at this point for me.
Defrost: So they lost May twice? Oofa
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:20 PM
DarkNacht: Pandemic Legacy also has a lot of loose more mechanics so as they loose it gets a lot harder
Bionull: Can upgrade yellow disease, at least.
MCstringer: @rrtycoon2 bin and on fire
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! Right! Sleep is good.
djalternative: is there a Ben Vs Ian thing they can do?
hoktauri: I gotta be at the airport at 6am Friday for my flight to PAX
MythosMagic: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Pax Unplugged!
InkyGhoast: do what's best for you lrrHEART
Defrost: @TacitusVigil Pax
Pharmacistjudge: Pax Unplugged!
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Flying to Philly.
Pseudonym_Ken: Do your upgrades, plan for setup for next time. Then take a nice break?
TacitusVigil: @Defrost Is that already?!
caulderjof: Time to break out 1 v 1 games for Ben and Ian?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben and Ian impropmtu improv?
HesGotNoPants: gl beej and adam 5 hour energy mixed into espresso
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I, uh, completely forgot it was coming up.
TheManaLeek: Ben and Ian learn Fog of Love!
Bionull: 1 less upgrade is sweet.
hoktauri: Ben vs Ian at Crokanole?
Defrost: Adam excited to get a photo with Gritty?
rrtycoon2: @MCstringer But with all the contamination, I'd fear carcinogenic vapors from the burn.
Earthenone: ben and ian could just play chess or something let the sleepy bois go home :P
m0nkeyrama: Pax sounds like it'll be a lot of fun PogChamp
TacitusVigil: @Defrost No, Gritty is excited to get a picture with Beej and Adam :D
ChiefEngineerMichael: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:39.
Pseudonym_Ken: Yeah, it happens and is very hard to recover from
big_large: ben and ian fog of love would be amazing
caulderjof: Ooh, they have a copy of Tak. They could play Tak!
ChiefEngineerMichael: We doing another game of this?
TheManaLeek: @big_large And it's tutorial is great!
caulderjof: Tak is a great 1v1 game.
withr: making the dispacher have miltary permission could be good
withr: they can make the people they fly go to mil base
big_large: @TheManaLeek fog of love and root are my fav tutorials ive seen
TheManaLeek: I've heard so much about Root, really need to pick it up
TheManaLeek: But uh...the shelves...they're getting full...
Bionull: Fog of Love tutorial is just kind of playing the game slowly.
Pseudonym_Ken: Dog Tags does work with Dispatch I believe
caulderjof: @TheManaLeek They got it last mail time.
JTK45: game 2
hyralt: Do a different, short game
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:23 PM
withr: run something like dixit
caulderjof: @TheManaLeek Oh sorry, misread and thought you meant LRR, not yourself.
VideoGameVoyeur: Diff game
Arclight_Dynamo: I advocate self-care.
djalternative: Chat seems to be on board for 1 v 1 games between Ben and Ian
Dr_fragenstien: a round of red dragon inn?
TacitusVigil: CAH? lrrBEEJ
TacitusVigil: Or call it a night.
Mowdownjoe: Crokinole?
KeirenH: you could play a different shorter game
big_large: run it back!
SandwichKed: CROKE
hoktauri: you can nap in those first class seats
DarkNacht: Croke?
Pseudonym_Ken: You are very strong willed
Earthenone: every days great at your Junes
djalternative: pound all the NOS
hyralt: Aww man. I would love to see some crokinole.
HesGotNoPants: I'd watch 1v1 magic Ian and ben
Pharmacistjudge: everyday young life Junes!
ZeroArcana: let's bust into June
Lord_ZYRK: They'll see us? How many people in chat do you think are actually wearing pants? NotLikeThis
DarkNacht: Did they break the Croke board and just not want to admit it?
hoktauri: I mean I could not be pretty fast
HesGotNoPants: @lord_zyrk I'm naked my friend
Pharmacistjudge: I think most are wearing's too cold for shorts
djalternative: The more games they play, the closer we are to Betrayal Legacy.
m0nkeyrama: Too chilly for no pants
DiscordianTokkan: @hesgotnopants username checks out
caulderjof: The thing is, Crokinole is not faster than other board games, so it's not a "quicker game" when they have less time.
TacitusVigil: @Pharmacistjudge Only in the northern hemisphere. Kappa
coolbond: damn just saw the stream was on how much have i missed?
m0nkeyrama: Who else on the lrr crew is going to paxu aside from beej and adam?
sheqesi: This game just sucked the joy out of the room. Glad you guys arent going to give up on it, though! Chat believes in you!
TheWanderingNomad: @djalternative - Aka Ben And His Descedants do the Betrayal Bogaloo :P
caulderjof: Oh, Paul, if you're around during break, will you and James have separate PCs for No Man's Sky' tomorrow so you can play together?
Juliamon: coolbond an entire game... it didn't go well
Arclight_Dynamo: @coolbond You missed one game. They're running it back.
Earthenone: @coolbond you missed one attempt at one month
HesGotNoPants: @coolbond they flunked may round 2
coolbond: so will they run may round 3 or move on to next month
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I saw a board game I'd be vaguely interested in seeing LRR try once: Axis & Allies & Zombies.
arx_ca: When I played with my friends we misread the part about upgrades being win or lose.
m0nkeyrama: Moving on to june
Earthenone: i am not paul, but normaly for paul and james streams they only use one computer even for multiplayer things
arx_ca: so had a tough couple of months in the middle.
coolbond: did any die?
HesGotNoPants: hit double epidemics
hoktauri: no deaths, one scar
Earthenone: i thought there were 2 scars for some reason
coolbond: ouch that is a death knell if i have ever seen it
coolbond: i would not blame them for running may again because of that
amythist: so I just got in, are we all dead yet?
caulderjof: They're moving into June, not playing May again.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil ...huh.
arx_ca: ehh, they've got more events this go.
arx_ca: it'll be easier.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Same premise as A&A, probably?
korvys: Something about strangling?
m0nkeyrama: Surprise hello again!
kumatsu: It's JUIUUUUUNE
Lord_ZYRK: We've learned to always have perfect luck.
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Apparently so. Same mechanics, but a new zombie faction. Maybe some new units designed to fight the zombies too.
ContingentCat: lesson learned: don't have bad luck
Defrost: Everyday is great at your Junes!
Earthenone: tanks? do we get tanks?
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Hm, that *is* interesting. I've played A&A, so it'd be interesting to see how this is different.
djalternative: tanks that shoot tear ga... I mean medicine at people.
ContingentCat: what do they smell like Ian?
m0nkeyrama: Damn, the gas
incredulouspasserby: @djalternative that.......hits way too home
ChiefEngineerMichael: The new action is "GUN!"
TacitusVigil: Ugh, First Contact was *way* better than Insurrection. lrrBEEJ
VoidByAnyOtherName: does "the equipment" have anything to do with "the machine"
djalternative: Jokers are wild.
Earthenone: grenades!
DaMullet14: had to run home, so I missed the last 20 minutes or so, I assume we got rekt?
incredulouspasserby: rekt is an understatement
Jadenim: @damullet14 Oh yeah
Lord_ZYRK: DaMullet14 quite hard
HesGotNoPants: here medic heal them with bombs
Earthenone: @DaMullet14 2 epidemics in a row
Earthenone: soldja girl
djalternative: soldja boy tell em
DaMullet14: Earthenone: I left while they were still resolving that one
Pseudonym_Ken: I love the soldier. The grenade belt is so good
ChiefEngineerMichael: "Pull Grenade Belt out of Discard Pile"
Pseudonym_Ken: The soldier is in fact great
o0sk_ren0o: But what is their name?
DolGrenn: Use grenade, pick it back up, use grenade, pick it back up?
ChiefEngineerMichael: "Explode Faded"
ChiefEngineerMichael: Repeat
Pseudonym_Ken: Colonel gets scarred still
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Ubiki: you could also easily run into infected cities to quarintine or roadblock
Pseudonym_Ken: Getting cards back is very very strong
Mowdownjoe: Soldier seems versatile.
Kramburger: Just... do it! Last month you said this month!
sopranocat: windmill slam one quiet night
djalternative: as stories go, I'm sure one of the ones in december is going to be cure coda
DaMullet14: oh we're running it back? nice
LoadingReadyRun: December: Santa is infected. stop him before he flies around the world spreading disease
m0nkeyrama: lol
Lord_ZYRK: Ho ho OH NO
m0nkeyrama: that would be amazing
Earthenone: second verse same as the first
Arclight_Dynamo: Pave it.
Jadenim: Jolly seeking missiles?
Pfired: oh no
sopranocat: put counters back to start
Pharmacistjudge: so you are saying Wesker is Santa and he achieves complete global saturation
Lord_ZYRK: ^ LUL
djalternative: What did Santa bring you for Christmas, Timmy? Fortnite! Quick! Someone call the hospital.
Bionull: Any rivalries to abuse with the funded events?
sopranocat: also abuse rivalry discard/pickup for events
DaMullet14: You should try drinking more Ovaltine, get a de-CoDa ring
sopranocat: Start in atlanta: Everybody gets a scar!
djalternative: Start in Atlanta you cowards! I dare you!
sopranocat: yeah!
m0nkeyrama: welp
dot0nine3seven5: what!?
Reecer6: June: Lost
theneatestburrito: Bad omens!
sopranocat: this is the last time we let Ian shuffle
Arclight_Dynamo: wOt Is hApPEnInG
Oatway_: Cool immunology
Defrost: Good start...
hyralt: Well, this will be a short game at least.
m0nkeyrama: Epidemics are out to get us
dougma: Beej just wanted to go home
Pfired: Whelp.
DaMullet14: Early epidemic is great, you're now guaranteed 4 turns without one
MrBevers: you wanted a quick game right?
Featherweight_: RNG is so fun
Mowdownjoe: Burn the board. It's done.
djalternative: So no wins tonight, huh.
Sanityis0verrated: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
DaMullet14: you can plan on no epidemic until Ian's next turn
Pseudonym_Ken: *pulls collar*
silvalunae: look on the bright side though, you'll get to find out what's in the panic box ouo
Mowdownjoe: Mexico was faded.
Ubiki: Rnjesus pls
kumatsu: This run of Pandemic Legacy almost sucks as much as Edward Pierce
thegrolan: Game cheats
Lucifer9783: absolurley rekt
Pfired: Yes, faded in Mexico City
sopranocat: I think CoC infected the board with Eldritch horrors
ChiefEngineerMichael: It's the beginning of the game! __Very__
sopranocat: The game's possessed now
HesGotNoPants: shenanigans ben u wont flip @loadingreadyrun
Pfired: Mexico City needs fading, sadly.
Pseudonym_Ken: No, it stays the outbreak color
ChiefEngineerMichael: Well, Ben!
Himyul: bye Ben!
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
dot0nine3seven5: oh no
m0nkeyrama: We're having fun :)
djalternative: Do it Ben!
TacitusVigil: Bye Adam. lrrBEEJ
Dr_fragenstien: deep game with lots of strategy and counterplay
m0nkeyrama: This is what fun is, right? :)
hoktauri: well this was a "fun" stream,
incredulouspasserby: Ben is too professional to do what we all want
HesGotNoPants: bet ben! bet bet bet
Lord_Hosk: and ben quits...
Defrost: But I like Montreal it's my home town lrrAWW
m0nkeyrama: Turn 1 is over, and what a turn it was seabatYIKES
Himyul: Step 1: Grip table. Step 2: Lift vigorously
DiscordianTokkan: All that smoked meat is gone. katesRip
Jadenim: Burn it with fire? CurseLit
coriolis_storm: Don’t despair!
Bionull: Can equipment help?
HesGotNoPants: @jadenim the world or the board?
Jadenim: Yes?
incredulouspasserby: @HesGotNoPants both
kumatsu: If you lose one more time you get the SPECIAL BOX
MechaKuuga: Save me from the nothing I've become...
djalternative: now they never have to hav an infect step again.
Pharmacistjudge: i thought special box was loss #4
m0nkeyrama: Damn
kumatsu: was it? It's been years since I ran this
TacitusVigil: The plagues have become sentient! And want Adam and Beej to be well rested! Kappa
djalternative: It's "lose 4 in a row"
Sanityis0verrated: I'm not gonna lie I have a house rule we don't put the discard pile to the top of the stack sometimes
ChiefEngineerMichael: @kumatsu The pity box as me and my friends call it.
m0nkeyrama: This is going to be a short game
silvalunae: wow short game
theneatestburrito: NotLikeThis
ghostvalv: oh no
Mowdownjoe: WOW! Fuck Pandemic.
ghostvalv: I just tuned in
m0nkeyrama: Galactic seabatYIKES
sopranocat: usually I don't laugh at other people's misery, but this is a comedy of tragedies here
Himyul: this game sucks
hyralt: lrrFRUMP
thegrolan: benginRip
TacitusVigil: Pandemic: The game that makes itself unplayable. :P
DiscordianTokkan: Once you pop you just can't stop seabatYIKES
Pharmacistjudge: seabatYIKES indeed
Earthenone: is chicago a pop place or a soda place?
Defrost: lrrAWW
wikisome: I'm glad they play this so I never have to.
incredulouspasserby: @Earthenone soda
big_large: roadblocks my dudes, whenever the game gives you a new tool, it usually helps you
Lord_ZYRK: *Ben's hand shakily holds a lighter up to a cigarette* "BEN!" "What?" "We need to focus. . . also our lease doesn't allow smoking in here."
ChiefEngineerMichael: The Faded asploded
Pharmacistjudge: sadly no one takes their pharma2Vial
djalternative: @Earthenone depends on which side of the city you're on
sopranocat: Montreal le natione du zombiees
TheSoftestBunny: from Montreal and true
djalternative: North is Soda, South is Pop
Defrost: Montreal is a great city >_>
sopranocat: wow that was terrible grammar, I apologize
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo You still have New York bagels at least...(?)
Rockario: Gags was never good, though
m0nkeyrama: Time to bring in the nukes
Pharmacistjudge: where is Frank West when you need him?
sopranocat: I used to speak French -_-;
rogerivany: Can you get a bigger gun?
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Boooooo. Kappa
HesGotNoPants: @defrost was
TheWanderingNomad: I feel like we need the Redfields at this point
TheSoftestBunny: la nation des zombies
thegrolan: We Risk Legacy now bois!!!
Bionull: Seems like a good time for roadblocks.
Defrost: @HesGotNoPants too soon...
Earthenone: many quiet nights. left side, handle it
djalternative: When do we unlock the alien invasion.
DarkNacht: Remember that is you loose it makes the game harder
HesGotNoPants: @defrost like what w as it 10 minutes?
Himyul: fail faster
Pharmacistjudge: nap time!
Earthenone: make sure you have buyback up
Featherweight_: drop the base so you can keep it
Mowdownjoe: Chaining it?
Lord_ZYRK: Does anyone happen to have the phone number for the BSAA? Kappa
amythist: djalternative at this point it won't be an invasion it will be a mercy killing
sopranocat: Just try to mitigate damage and set up for the best next game as best you can
TacitusVigil: That's good thinking Ben.
HesGotNoPants: press f to remember Montreal
HesGotNoPants: f
m0nkeyrama: We've almost made it around the table once PogChamp PogChamp
TheSoftestBunny: f
TheSoftestBunny: i'm a zombie now
cinqetoiles123: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:53:00.
Pharmacistjudge: @Lord_ZYRK the BSAA? you mean the organization lead by a drunkard with horrible mental health issues that is their best agent?
HesGotNoPants: @thesoftestbunny omg they can mourn!
Rockario: Adam gave a very good look earlier when Ian drew that epiddemic:
Defrost: @TheSoftestBunny but are you the softest zombie?
TheSoftestBunny: yes
TheSoftestBunny: v soft
m0nkeyrama: Lol, @Rockario
cinqetoiles123: boop
sopranocat: Beethoven's biggest fan visited his tomb on a tour. Surprisingly, the tomb was open, and Beethoven was inside, with a stack of music, slowly erasing each page. The fan asked what he was doing and Beethoven asnwered "I'm decomposing"
Pharmacistjudge: welcome sub person!
Earthenone: !quote chopin
LRRbot: Quote #1623: "Oops, off I go to Mongolia!" —Chopin [2016-01-20]
TheWanderingNomad: @Pharmacistjudge - Wait since when is Chris Redfield a drunkard?
Reecer6: pandemic occurs in the city of shahrazad
kanimaras: The world is ending so time to go crazy and check off the bucket list
PatFromIT: I need some advice chat. A friend of mine just told me she has 6 3rd edition MTG boosters just laying around. Do I tell her to sell or crack?
sopranocat: I dunno, wtih getting all the things maybe you could get through this
GenieWH: @PatFromIT I would crack, but financially speaking; selling them is the better option
m0nkeyrama: We on turbofog strats now
aquinas_0: think this is going to be more Stand Still Stay Silent or Kabenari
Mowdownjoe: And for those who missed the first hour:
ArcOfTheConclave: @PatFromIT sell
TacitusVigil: We're going to need names for all these new bases.
Featherweight_: look at the top two cards
Armstrong11139: @PatFromIT I'd say sell. There's a lot of pricey stuff in Revised, but opening the packs is a crapshoot; unless she just wants the experience of opening them, sell
CommanderPulsar: @aquinas_0 Big fan of SSSS.
sopranocat: But...but.....Mickey and Donald live in LA
TacitusVigil: So, we know LRR is losing fans in Montreal, Los Angeles... Kappa
macy_and_friends: Just download this and it’s pretty cool
GenieWH: How many epidemics are they playing with?
Elevation_4000_FT: hay
m0nkeyrama: They live in anaheim, it's fine (:
djalternative: @sopranocat they also have a summer home in Orlando.
sopranocat: hah
sopranocat: Technically Malificent and Cpt Hook live there too, so I guess Ben's right?
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Elevation_4000_FT: Put L.A. in smash you cowards!
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big_large: incubations still happen
sopranocat: I honestly thought Ian was going to say "Chicago loses it's shit"
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sopranocat: put it on a travel hub
dalefriesen: Is this the first or second June game?
sopranocat: @dalefriesen 1rst
dalefriesen: Thanks
HesGotNoPants: @dalefriesen 3rd fail in a row
MousseFilledCat: dalefriesen - they've assumed a loss and are setting up for june number 2
sopranocat: how many fails before the special envelope?
MousseFilledCat: 4 in a row
dalefriesen: Four fails in a row trigger it, if memory serves me right
dot0nine3seven5: 4 fails in a row to open the box
2Flower: I’m guessing four fails results in nukes.
GenieWH: You cant lose, but how do you win?
frage069: Stun lock win
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big_large: i didn't realize you're playing lantern control
m0nkeyrama: playing w/u teferi durdle
Pfired: You still lose when you deck yourself.
madmanoreo: apparently tsundere is the prostrat tech in this game.
HesGotNoPants: I counter spell everything you do disease
sopranocat: tradsies!
GenieWH: How are you able to keep picking that up?
madmanoreo: timewalking ch0nic
sag3error: Jaeger Time
dot0nine3seven5: Ben and Adam have an ability that they can discard cards to pick up what the other person just played.
HesGotNoPants: @geniewh they are rivals. if 1 discards a card, the other discards 2 to grab it
BrindleBoar: what did Caillou do that everyone on the internet hates him
Reecer6: Hey, each day he grows some more, give him some benefit of the doubt for now.
Arclight_Dynamo: Caillou actually means, in Quebcois French, "bloodclot."
Bionull: The rivalry relationship is massively better than the others, honestly.
incredulouspasserby: Caillou is the epitome of whiny annoying child. He is the reason people don't like children. If he was the only kind of child that existed I would recommend the end of the human race.
Earthenone: are we fighting a land war in asia?
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HesGotNoPants: @brindleboar he was rude, but if you look, he honestly has ausburgers and just doesn't understand social interactions
Vezon46: one does not simply "walk" into baghdad
radax997: Hey, how deep in the campaign are you? (just joined the stream)
Jadenim: June
Mystaira: It's one long quiet night.
dalefriesen: @Earthenone And are there Sicillians about?
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Is that good...or bad?
m0nkeyrama: Just started June
Earthenone: @dalefriesen lrrHEART
Lord_Hosk: BrindleBoar he acted like a complete and utter jerk, he is entitled, spoiled, and never learns his lessons.
sopranocat: the rivarly is really like the sexual-tension rivalry trope where "I hate you" really means "we should bone" because they keep stealing each others' handkerchiefs and stuff when they drop them on the couch
Featherweight_: you can user that with ians card check to blank a turn
Isaac3567: Oh man this stream is quiet compared to the one i just finished watching
hoktauri: well I'm already spending to much on PAX, bought a seat upgrade for my flight to get 6 inches of extra space + free beer
Fletcherizer: Quiet is nice sometimes
Pseudonym_Ken: Well, even with that you guys will run out of cards before you get enough to cure
Lord_Hosk: HesGotNoPants I wouldnt diagnose him as having any specific ailment or condition, he was just written poorly as a child, written to "teach lessons" but badly
Sanityis0verrated: free beer is usually not good beer
hoktauri: "complimentary" beer
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil I mean, it makes for funny family gatherings when I see my family in Quebec and the topic comes up. :D
hoktauri: and it's on a plane, you take what you can get
Sanityis0verrated: I'd rather water
TacitusVigil: [It was, in fact, not fine] Kappa
Sanityis0verrated: Then again I can only tolerate Gose
sopranocat: Yeah, please don't equate bad behavior with aspbergers or autism spectrum, too many people are using 'on the spectrum' to excuse bad behavior and boundary pushing and general asshatery
Lord_ZYRK: hoktauri who wouldn't pay for an extra six inches HEYO Kappa
Defrost: @Arclight_Dynamo well it also means small rock...
Vezon46: adam looks like he's been working really hard on his solo album
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo :P
hoktauri: @Lord_ZYRK I thought that was lord hosk for a minute
Lord_ZYRK: hoktauri that happens a lot
big_large: they incubate?
Sanityis0verrated: I made a mistake watching this stream I should be in bed
Defrost: AFRICAAAAAA... I'm not sorry
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Earthenone: !findquote africa
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Lord_ZYRK: It's a BIG grenade belt
dalefriesen: Do they need to accomplish three objectives this month?
m0nkeyrama: Doing it, one grenade at time
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Arclight_Dynamo: @Defrost Yes. But my Quebecois family says they use it mostly to mean blood clot. So... *shrug*.
HesGotNoPants: we're blowing up Atlanta, I'll be in Africa
Sanityis0verrated: It is Epidemia in spanish Ben
sopranocat: And goodnight everybody!
m0nkeyrama: Wow, that sucks :/
IgnisDeus: lrrAWW
DarkNacht: Game 3?
birds0fparadise: hey does anyone know LLR's schedule for pax unplugged?
hyralt: lrrAWW
ghostvalv: honest abe
djalternative: you've also discovered the infinite combo
2Flower: katesRip katesTry
Ubiki: 3 in a row :(
Lord_ZYRK: What did you personally do to this game?Geeze
sopranocat: Um...Torchless Bloodmoon Adam??
Earthenone: adam, laughing in the face of torchless bloodmoon
TheGeekyQuilter: I saw we give the.
HesGotNoPants: the world is destroyed by fortnite
Pseudonym_Ken: Pandemic can really do that to you.
Dr_fragenstien: I'm pretty sure Darkest Dungeon is beating up adam way worse right now
dalefriesen: That's because you haven't played season two, Adam
m0nkeyrama: Good lord
blast_shark: Quick, Adam, put on the calamity ring!
m0nkeyrama: So many funded events :o
Defrost: Montreal is gonna take a whisky drink
sopranocat: @dalefriesen there's a season 2? I'm scared
TheWanderingNomad: Is it Pandora's Box?
Reecer6: you open the box and it's just anthrax. you have the disease now.
DarkNacht: With how trashed the board is I think they just loose again.
hoktauri: ehhhhhh
A_Dub888: So how long until this becomes Mad Max?
Kramburger: The special box is a gun, to put us out of our misery
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I had fun
dalefriesen: @sopranocat It kicked me harder than season one
Bionull: Delicious failure.
Sanityis0verrated: YES, YES IT WAS
KeiRaccoon: It's much less painful to watch someone else have that happen to them, rather than it happening to my own game.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun If they lost 4 games in a row, they get the Pity Box in the game box!
HesGotNoPants: your ditching a board game to go to a board game convention?
Featherweight_: load up those blues with stem cells!
Sanityis0verrated: Board game conventions are nice
Sanityis0verrated: I go to one every year
sopranocat: I'm just wondering if at some point the game says "Okay, forget curing things, here's some flamethrowers, kill everything, cleanse the world with fire"
Pseudonym_Ken: Save equipment for in game, as it allows you grab as needed
big_large: pax u is great, it's all the organization of pax, but with a big room full of board games
Lord_Hosk: If you lose 4 games in a row, the hidden box is just a miniture game of "hi ho cherry oh. a childs first counting game"
Pseudonym_Ken: Keep multiple military bases
Defrost: @sopranocat pretty sure that's the plot for the division
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StephenJM81: Alas, I really wanted to meet you guys at Pax Unplugged, but I am really sick...hopefully next time!
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cinqetoiles123: sao Paulo should now he faded because Bogota outbroke
HesGotNoPants: but it's like leaving the bar early to go on a bender tomorrow
m0nkeyrama: Getting there, slowly
TiredNiall: Remember that it's actually quite easy to put equipment on cards. We realized in about November that we had at least a dozen opportunities to add equipment to our cards throughout our run.
big_large: "rough part of the game" aka "the game"
Chatty_Protagonist: I believe in you
Bionull: Haha, they think this is the hard part.
Defrost: RNGsus is kinda dicking you guys over :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Have fun at PAX, you two!
sopranocat: unless my guess comes true I think the game continues to be rough
Earthenone: yay opening a cool box hype
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Have they lost 4 games in a row now?
sopranocat: The trees of beasts and skins of bones!
HesGotNoPants: say the thing ian
Mowdownjoe: @ChiefEngineerMichael 3 in a row
Earthenone: !patreon
stevestein: C O O L B O X O L O G Y
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ChiefEngineerMichael: @Mowdownjoe Darn!
coriolis_storm: Yay military! (?)
m0nkeyrama: He said the thing! PogChamp
Lord_ZYRK: That line is the only reason I tune into this stream Keepo
red_shoes_jeff: P E N T A P A X !
m0nkeyrama: What a squad at pax :o
sopranocat: Loading ready run is brought to you by the letter U, U, and U
Lord_Hosk: and chat mod DIX too
Chatty_Protagonist: That's me! I'm bringing CanLander!
Dix: word.
Earthenone: beej can study under Gritty in philly
0x6772: I mean, I'm in Philly and I've got a futon...
Armstrong11139: You did this.
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Ubiki: Shipping Adam and Beej you say? PogChamp
sag3error: Ouch
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES benginDab
red_shoes_jeff: Oh hey, Norman's Sky!
sopranocat: Burn!
Defrost: Yo Dix we better get 1 selfy of you with gritty in mod slack
Lord_Hosk: and (crosses fingers for dix) gritty
DentedPockets: You did this.
red_shoes_jeff: I hear there's a GAME in it now!
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games.) at Thu 10:00 AM PST (13:40 from now).
Vezon46: probably playing magic
Defrost: Magic magic magic
sopranocat: LRRMTG: we're playing Apples to Spples
A_Dub888: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #4870: "I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!" —Ben [2018-04-02]
Earthenone: sharp objects!
Vezon46: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor blades?
sopranocat: I would like Ian to make a theremin on TTSF
aquinas_0: Oh no, not more knives
Kramburger: Jack needs a hug, not a bone
2Flower: Cover based dating simulator.
Lord_Hosk: Put Joker in dating sim you cowards
big_large: ben-off!
TheWanderingNomad: Look Ben, Tali is best girl and I will FIGHT you
n3ther: more than 1 ben monkaS
Despoiler98: I thought alex was at Pax?
Vezon46: hot ben on ben action
birds0fparadise: where can
m0nkeyrama: There's a nega-ben to go with nega-adam :o
kumatsu: The Caaaaams are back in town
TacitusVigil: Cameron left?
poetmarawr: live hype!!!
sopranocat: Animal dating games you sleep with the dog, because they're the one who wants a bone KappaHD KappaHD KappaHD
Earthenone: so good
birds0fparadise: Where can i find out about the schedule for pax unplugged
Defrost: @sopranocat Yellow card!
Earthenone: its like a 90s anime with 70's tropes
TheWanderingNomad: So Ian is living his anime life
Arclight_Dynamo: Is this the one with the void llama?
Jorge4hg: It's kinda persona
sag3error: I have a VOD to watch
sopranocat: @Defrost I know, I hate myself. But I finally figured out when to use the kap i think, so now I'm compelled
Earthenone: !findquote skrt
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Pseudonym_Ken: I didn't see anything on the schedule.....I need to know when and where
big_large: as long as there's a beej-vlog
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TheWanderingNomad: Oh that reminds me has Adam heard the Zeta theme that samples his voice?
kumatsu: that "What is SKRT" Panel was A+
Sanityis0verrated: I wish I could go to unplugged
birds0fparadise: same need to when there panel is to buy a ticket
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: nice slider
coelopteryx: i just remembered "shmexy" was a thing
Earthenone: Default Hype!
A_Dub888: Paul "Favoritism" Saunders
TacitusVigil: Didn't you Adam? Didn't you? lrrHEART
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jorian57: Makin that brain move backward!
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sag3error: cheer69
Vezon46: im important lrrHEART
Defrost: Beej I got to tell you, I'm a cop
TheWanderingNomad: "My name's Beej the Rock and Roll Weeb and I DO COCAINE."
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL benginHeart
Vezon46: no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for streaming.
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
TacitusVigil: With consent, Ben.
TacitusVigil: With consent.
Earthenone: !findquote drugs
LRRbot: Quote #4471: "LoadingReadyRun does not endorse drug use." —Alex [2017-11-07]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Beej is a gift
birds0fparadise: what day is their panel?
Defrost: !findquote cocaine
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night everyone
TacitusVigil: @SydPreviouslyHeadache He is also their curse.
TacitusVigil: He is...the Beejman.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah
TacitusVigil: I really hope that when Beej is trying to enter the US that clip doesn't come back to bite him in the butt.