stevestein: Why NOT play rock music?
VoyRising: HAHAHAH wut
Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of wish the fight was a rhythm game.
Serifina: You don't, you're just out, James. :p
TXC2: well that's at least one death
TheAinMAP: slytqRIP
Serifina: Ahahahahaha
withr: don't you need magic armpour
TXC2: that worked EXACTLY how it was going to :P
cheetoJack: does this mod pack not have some sort of grave system?
Serifina: The boss unsummons after all fighters are dead
Mangledpixel: now begins the Sorting
VoyRising: Hufflepuff!
Mysticman89: jetpack is sicnentificc flight
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VoyRising: oh, is that not the Sorting you mean?
TXC2: cheetoJack doesn't seem to
Mysticman89: man typing is hard.
mercano82: Needs more teleporters
Mivair: Needs more explosions
Serifina: That went perfectly, IMO. :D
withr: does magic armor stop the debuff?
VoidByAnyOtherName: a pair of stapled underwear with james's name on it
Mivair: That sounds like an excellent gravestone system
incredulouspasserby: Hey @Serifina what was the name of that modpack you said to wait until after American Thanksgiving for?
Mivair: Instead of a bunch of items you drop a piece of underwear with your name stitched on the inside
incredulouspasserby: I'm looking to get distracted by more things
lilpetit: <message deleted>minecraft g*y lol
Serifina: @incredulouspasserby PAths of MAgic 3. It's still not updated yet because a mod is broken and I'm waiting for the fix update.
OrangeBeard: Eat first?
siouxfan_22: off topic, but any idea when the playmats and or posters from DB will ship?
cheetoJack: Don't stand in the fire! The fire is in the form of purple goo this time
SAJewers: Can you make the Kikoku in this pack?
MaelstronSolenor: make staris
Serifina: May I recommend Potions of Instant Health and Potions of Regeneration?
noSmokeFire: does it disable all flight, or just creative mode flight? would the jetpack let you still fly?
Mivair: All flight, I believe
Mivair: Botania is pretty thorough about making you fight the boss
RealWormbo: Serifina are you suggesting vanilla items?
TheMerricat: On top of whatever else it does, if you DO manage to fly, the fight ended immediately.
Serifina: I am.
cheetoJack: noSmokeFire in the past I think some flight things worked, but its generally designed to make it hard to just not interact with the hazards
Arclight_Dynamo: Does this mod not have Wands of Boss Killening?
incredulouspasserby: Why is there a wither health bar
TXC2: UGH BowShield
SquirrelEarl: Could you make an elevator entrance?
TheThromborax: didn't you have power armor the last time you did this one?
Serifina: It's worth remembering that Botania is based around Vanilla and itself. Potions are an important part of that.
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Mivair: Botania is 80% flowers and 20% anime music
BasilBrushOff: LUL
TheMerricat: Bontania is 90% flowers and 150% memes
VoidByAnyOtherName: wow
VoidByAnyOtherName: domed
DarkMorford: Vazkii is 150% weeb
TheAinMAP: Poor Serge.
Mivair: Botania is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will
drcanonball: oh thats the easy part
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dougma: end crystal bombs?
TXC2: here we go!
noSmokeFire: the purple death is really poorly communicated
Mivair: Ah Botania
VoyRising: That looks like a terrible fight.
malc: RIP
thetoastmonster: There's purple death everywhere!
InadvisablyTwee: git gud ;)
TheAinMAP: slytqRIP slytqRIP slytqRIP
shdragon: Oh man, Botania..
TheThromborax: IT'S OVER
mtvcdm: James "There's purple death everywhere!" turner
mercano82: Thre's also a pink forcefield.
Serifina: Oh, if anyone's waiting for Paths of Magic 3 to update, I think the mod I was waiting for updated and I can update it today
cheetoJack: the fight is only as BS as modded minecraft is over powered
Mivair: There's a purple dome around the boss fight that you can't leave
TXC2: Purple death everywhere = ghostbusters 2? Kappa
BasilBrushOff: Serge "I'm still in the fight! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Yager
Jondare: no your space is too big, you were trying to leave the arena the boss made
Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun If you go beyond 12 block radius, it sucks you back in instantly. Bigger will not help you
mercano82: A bigger arena won't do anything.
Lightningbro: There is no displacement, the knocking into the purple death is you're leaving the fight.
Jondare: the purple kill stuff was on the floor
Lightningbro: Or what Serge said. Yeah
mercano82: Does it suck or does it push? lrrBEEJ
Mivair: It pucks. Or sushes, I guess.
shdragon: If you want to know how to blow it up: Make your draconian reactor go critical.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Bring me trousers and bread!" Kappa
shdragon: That will handle all of your "it's not blown up" problems.
Mivair: This is true!
TXC2: Damnit James
Mivair: The trick is making it blow up at the same time that the Guardian is around
noSmokeFire: stand on the beacon, the floor is lava
malc: #BlameJames
VoyRising: Can you stand on top of the beacon blocks?
Serifina: Potions. Regeneration.
TXC2: ^
Serifina: :p
thetoastmonster: This is a good song. At least, the first 20 seconds are. No idea how the rest goes.
VoyRising: when the purple lava starts?
Mivair: #DamnitJames
Serifina: I have fought the Gaia Guardian literally DOZENS AND DOZENS OF TIMES
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goblingoboomboom: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (James and Paul are in the NewDay hot seat this week checking out Just Cause 4. Game: Just Cause 4) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (3m from now).
Serifina: :p
SquirrelEarl: Maybe a Beacon or four
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
mercano82: Would expanding the beacon base and turning on some effects work?
TemporallyAwry: There is a stage 2 of the boss too, going for that?
Serifina: Anyone wanting to play Paths of MAgic 3: I am updating it today.
RealWormbo: Uno was on time…
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Serge and Uno
incredulouspasserby: Woo! Thanks Serifina
malc: welp, still at work at the end of Mine O'Clock, oops
chickenace11: It's a James day
TXC2: !events
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TheWarbo: Just 'Cause For
TXC2: !discord
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dougma: um... James, if you also join talking simulator you can work a 15 hour day!!!!!
PhoenixMelior: Wait, Paul was playing Minecraft? Holy moly
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it's a 9-hour-Jamesdays?
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: PhoenixMelior nah, just watching
TheOtherTrevor: UmA draft
TheWarbo: All-day Stellaris stream on Friday right?
TheMerricat: Did you see the news about the "Getting over it" mini game easter egg in Just Cause 4
Lightningbro: I'm going to be sitting here playing Smash right with y'all
TXC2: bye
TXC2: !break
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Feyrii: lrrHEART
lord_of_the_ramp: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (James and Paul are in the NewDay hot seat this week checking out Just Cause 4. Game: Just Cause 4) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (26s from now).
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Buuuuurn My Bread
PhoenixMelior: nooo, not the bread! Such innocent carbs!
Twinklebees: "Play with 5 challenge modifiers on". Why must you do this to me, game?
PhoenixMelior: ah, I am excite
Twinklebees: Excite.
thetoastmonster: Bread is best when lightly burnt.
Hugh_Munculus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
thetoastmonster: To a golden crunch.
TheAinMAP: katesAir
PhoenixMelior: is it bad that this is the most excited I've been for a game on launch day in a long time?
PhoenixMelior: And not for Just Cause 4, for Persona Dancing
Nigouki: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (James and Paul are in the NewDay hot seat this week checking out Just Cause 4. Game: Just Cause 4) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (2m ago).
PhoenixMelior: geez, I don't think I've been this excited on launch since Persona 5.
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Nah, DAN was great, and if it's even a fraction as fun then it will be worth it
PhoenixMelior: I just hope we get more sentai teams
PhoenixMelior: and rad AF Velvet Room costumes
TXC2: was Persona 5 last year or this year?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Paul and James are checking out the latest entry in the Just Cause series today on NewDay Tewsday. And why you ask? Just Cause :P *BOOM! WHAT A JOKE* ||
Twinklebees: Last year
PhoenixMelior: last year
TXC2: good good
PhoenixMelior: almost two years ago now
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: I'm slowly unlocking outfits. Though I already have my aviators so I don't need to worry about glasses any more
PhoenixMelior: good good good
PhoenixMelior: is there a Tanaka mask?
Twinklebees: I haven't got one...yet
Twinklebees: There's a looot of accessories though
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: Hello James and Paul
malc: oh dear.
incredulouspasserby: "Ocean Tessellation."
Lightningbro: OMG! JAMES! How could you leave me like that! I was all alone!
incredulouspasserby: Oh.
malc: that's a rookie error
Decaped: the resolution isn't updating properly.
blip2004: seems like a perfect square enix port to me
MikoKisai: maybe restart the game?
TXC2: boekeh Depth of field?
Neojetangel: Change to borderless windowed
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nidbit: resolution needs a reset. use keyboard if needed?
PhoenixMelior: Squeenix had a short period of time where they made really good ports
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Tser1ng: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:45.
TXC2: the black hand of Nod?
Tser1ng: First time actually catching a stream as it starts! Sweet!
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
cuttlefishman: 2nd and 3rd games respectively
TXC2: hello Tser1ng and Lysander_Gustav welcome
Mangledpixel: that subtitle text is way too small. Not good accessibility there, game.
Lysander_Gustav: I didn't know they were in the same universe and now everything makes sense
cuttlefishman: 1st game is probbably less canon
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TXC2: Mangledpixel there;s subtitles? :p
Mangledpixel: TXC2 you'll need a microscope, but yes they're there :P
Lightningbro: "Follow the trail of explosions" and Rocket-propelled Cows...
Lysander_Gustav: His dad was a mad scientst. Okay sure why not? :D
Dumori: You are playing one of the few people Cain and Cawthorne would take on as a new hire
wormapotheote: i connected to the stream just in time for him to be like 'that's my fathers superweapon. he was a kind man'
OmnipotentTrevor: "Is it aliens this time? It's aliens, isn't it?"
Antimuffin: Good luck here's a gun try not to die!
Lysander_Gustav: I love how bonkers this game gets with each iteration
forlornhope22: sounds fair.
cuttlefishman: "This is your fathers superweapon. It was a more elegant weapon for a more elegant age"
Saunabath: Safe distance = other country
TXC2: so we have a bunch of Lantix characters, do we have Lantix voice Actors?
noSmokeFire: "Illapa, the Inca thunder god, was believed to control the weather."
incredulouspasserby: WHy is motion blur ever, ever on
incredulouspasserby: who likes that
Antimuffin: LOD is usually Level of Detail, you DO want that.
cuttlefishman: Oh Lod
PhoenixMelior: uh oh
EvilBadman: Is it under game play perhaps?
TXC2: "oh Lod he comin!"
EvilBadman: WELP
Nightvalien28: those are some bad settings
Neojetangel: squeenix servers have always been kinda jank
TheMerricat: Looks fine on my end.
Antimuffin: You mean you don't want to stream as Dim James and Faintly Visible Paul?
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TXC2: 13 to 1 we get to upgrade the range
zigboy22: get ready for some insanity
cuttlefishman: Don't call 'em Dim James, that's hateful
Nightvalien28: wooooo
incredulouspasserby: Who needs feet when you have EXTEND-O-MATIC
Lysander_Gustav: dizzy
wormapotheote: wheeeeeeeeeee
TheAinMAP: Wheee!
Jrrmungandr: Clearly this is a sign to never use your human legs again
Pteraspidomorphi: Let's just stay here for an hour
Novus_Spes: Oh oh GOSH *HURL
Mangledpixel: aaaand vomit
TheMerricat: Teacup ride at disney
Neojetangel: I wanna get off
Jrrmungandr: GOTY
TXC2: this is how we find our astronuaghts
Nightvalien28: thank god motion blur was off
Tser1ng: Chat has gone to throw up
MikoKisai: can you connect them , or has that not been unlocked yet?
Lightningbro: Just Cause, despite it's story and stuff, it's best known as a physics simulator... How quaint.
LathosTiran: does it still have long hold to dual grapple?
TheOtherTrevor: that is the only piece of gameplay you need
TXC2: Nightvalien28 if motion blur was on, we would have died :P
Nightvalien28: indeed TXC2
ampharos15: jump
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
Jrrmungandr: YOU DIED
ampharos15: jjump again
incredulouspasserby: Both legs broken and probable head injury, but NOT DEAD
OmnipotentTrevor: You should be able to grapple and then chute, to basically fly, if it is like the last one I played
noSmokeFire: of Sauron?
stormshot14: remember when falling grapple the floor to reduce fall damage
ampharos15: James what did you think of the captin marvel trailer?
TXC2: the Black hand of Kane
cuttlefishman: !game good
wormapotheote: wasn't the black hand the people who assassinated the archduke of austria hungary in world war 1?
TXC2: ampharos15 it has a cat in it, 10/10 movie of the year
Nightvalien28: if I am not wrong you can always negate the fall damage by grappling the floor
Aurelius101: So does this game have a jetpack?
TXC2: wormapotheote kinda
Jondare: I didn't love the trailer as much as the last one, but it still gave me goosebumps, so heck yeah i'm still excited
Saunabath: Bad Marvel movies are still decent action movies
Aurelius101: If it doesn't have a jetpack then it is strictly worse than JC3.
Jrrmungandr: Grapple him
TheOtherTrevor: bad, just not that bad
ampharos15: Ya i feel the same way I thought the space scenes looked really good!
drcanonball: it cant be that bad since they got samuel l jackson in it
Lightningbro: "I saw a bad guy" "I see a shiny" These are not mutually exclusive
zigboy22: grapple them
TXC2: the "bad" marvel movies are the hulk movie and the 2nd thor and that's it really
OmnipotentTrevor: How about that Artemis Fowl teaser though? About time
thetoastmonster: No, THIS is a duck 🦆
ampharos15: Also avengers 4 trailer tomorrow.. at least thats what people are saying
Swamplor: "I cannot kill my friend. Mr. Mook, kill my friend."
Jondare: Also, i never get tired of the HER turning into HERO, that's just so amazingly clever that there's probably a Woner Woman advertizing exec somewhere knocking their head through a table for not thinking of it first
Aurelius101: Paul, if the last games are any indication, the answer is to target somebody, hold down the grapple button, target somebody else, release the grapple button.
Soul1355: I think it was like hold the button or something in the older ones?
TXC2: Jondare I mean that so good it's incredible no one come up with it in like 60's :P
Aurelius101: A terrorist group called the Black Hand? Are they even trying?
Jondare: TXC2 you're not wrong :P I bet there were a lot of advertising people going "of course! why didn't I think of that!" when the first trailer came out :P
Arikell: woman stuck in pipes
EvilBadman: The series is campy as hell
Spacecarl: she was the one you kicked into there
cuttlefishman: is this cave story
wormapotheote: to be fair going by wikipedia there were a lot of actual black hands
mistborn83: jeans and a leather jackets seem like a poor choice in attire for this mission
noSmokeFire: my one weakness: geometry
TXC2: is every bad Hispanic man named Espinosa?
incredulouspasserby: It's a title now. You try and be evil, you take the name
noSmokeFire: you're getting momentum
TXC2: that's not how anything works James
Tser1ng: I had an inner ear problem a few years ago that left me extremely sensitive to spinning. I'm still recovering from those radomes.
MikoKisai: grappling hooks also don't let you cancel fall damage by grappling *into the ground*, but that's what happens in this series
Tser1ng: Is the Paragrapple the new doublejump?
AntiCrepuscular: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:36.
TXC2: Tser1ng I want that as a subheading on a cover of Vogue :P
AntiCrepuscular: 20 minutes in... how many rocket-powered goats have we made so far? ;)
TXC2: AntiCrepuscular I'm sorry what?
EvilBadman: Red things blow up real good in these games
cuttlefishman: "highly trained"
FreshToastLord: "Highly trsinefd"
noSmokeFire: the paint is highly flammable
TXC2: Rocket powered Goats is some Worms level shit
drcanonball: JUMP
TXC2: "I'm Being stealthy!"
FeverRadish: You can take a lot of bullets without getting hurt, it would seem
MikoKisai: the tether lets you tie things to one another
EvilBadman: You can car surf.
TXC2: Nitous off the end
FreshToastLord: Thankfully people are bouncy and do not crumple under the impact of a rapidly moving hunk of metal
chickenace11: PUBG isn't until later James. don't kill everybody with the cars
AntiCrepuscular: remind me, does Paul have a driving license? ;p
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TXC2: AntiCrepuscular he in fact does not
blip2004: shoot the gas tanks. Not nearly enough explosions happening
AntiCrepuscular: TXC2 I feel reassured ;)
wormapotheote: do the spinny things explode if you shoot them?
EvilBadman: Yeah, needs more insanity. blow shit up. That's what this game is for. :)
LathosTiran: if it's red striped, it explodes. usually
TXC2: this game looks at Newtonian Physics and then just pisses on it
TehAmelie: James Bond would just rip out their carburator or something. it takes a real secret agent to disable their cars by driving them off a cliff one by one
EvilBadman: If you play this looking for realism, I've got bad news for ya.
KidAmn: I'm fairly sure that isn't how parachutes work, but I'm not a scientist.
TehAmelie: if that's not how parachutes work, parachutes are wrong
TXC2: I am almost positive that one does not go up in a parachute
MikoKisai: if there is an upwind you can
rendelnep: self packing parachute?...COOL TECHNOLOGY
Stellar_Sky: @TXC2 Not with that attitude
chickenace11: now I want a crapshot of Cam yelling at a something " THAT's NOT HOW BASIC PHYSICS WORK"
incredulouspasserby: Why are they wearing masks? Did they expect to be identified by the intruder shooting at them?
MikoKisai: but rico has not been known to care for physics
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noSmokeFire: the masks are because it's cold AF
kitsunestudios: Updraft is ok, grappling yourself uwards is not
incredulouspasserby: Oh right, ski masks are used for warmth. I forgot about that, given that's never their real use.
noSmokeFire: you've got grenades
Stellar_Sky: RIP
TehAmelie: i wonder if it would be easier to accept if the PC was just randomly able to float in the air and they skipped the parachute
ampharos15: I wonder what happens if you use your grappler on a person
EvilBadman: @TehAmelie There's a mod for JC2 that has just "flight"
EvilBadman: You can grapple people to nearly anything, including moving vehicles and explosive things.
Tempest2097: Wait Just Cause 4 came out?!
noSmokeFire: move to cleanup
TXC2: remember when we were being stealthy?
drcanonball: you need to go there
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Just Cause 4
sag3error: Shoot red things
chickenace11: yes those 2 mins were great TXC2
Tempest2097: Was Just Cause ever stealthy?
Stellar_Sky: the minigun is on it's tippy toes
wormapotheote: no one can hear you sneak in if you blow out their eardrums with the noise!
TehAmelie: they can't hear you coming if you fire a gun loud enough to blow their eardrums
Neojetangel: They basically took that mod and made it part of the game in 3
mistborn83: this might be fun to watch a speed run
TehAmelie: nice drift
TXC2: is it me, or does the woman in our ear sound the same as the woman on the PA ?
EvilBadman: Maybe Y
chickenace11: it's not just you TXC@
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I also noticed that
chickenace11: *TXC2
LathosTiran: you're harder to hit if you're grappling
PhoenixMelior: they could only get one voice actress
noSmokeFire: looks like there's something else in the box
TehAmelie: nice of snipers to use a high powered laser rifle on top of their gun so you see where they're aiming
noSmokeFire: ah, yes, anti-air
MikoKisai: he's wingsuiting
TehAmelie: ooh badass lady evil boss lieutenant
brainbosh: Why are you playing a Super?
drcanonball: ken doll?
TXC2: TehAmelie she's the Dragon
TehAmelie: wasn't that what i said?
noSmokeFire: who could have foreseen thisssss
TXC2: TehAmelie touché
Neojetangel: Action Man the game
noSmokeFire: he's kind of furry. the big eyes make me think of a furby, for some reason
WizardZedd: Ah, did we just get Metroided?
Lunareclipse123: <annoyed grunt>
TehAmelie: haha the grappling thing does look like Action Man's brand
LordZarano: Arianespace launch T-40 seconds
DevInsanity: Taking lessons from Samus it seams
Neojetangel: I wonder if he had the blue undies
brainbosh: This is now a jungle survival sim. Punch a tree.
Lunareclipse123: Since when is this a family friendly stream?
TXC2: a Taste of power as it is know
Lirelent: that's just life, always lose everything you love, it's a hateful universe
stormshot14: if this is like any of the other games you get it back real quick
MikoKisai: i predict you'll have a lot of it back within an hour
VoyRising: Oh man, not having the grappling hook and parachute is awful.
noSmokeFire: pig!
control_rig: Tapir!
VoyRising: Like....that's the entire point of the game.
wormapotheote: do u like, get the grappling hook back ten minutes later
control_rig: Or pig?
TXC2: a cuddly baby Tapir
VoyRising: F
noSmokeFire: ride them into battle
TehAmelie: maybe they looked at Kratos losing the chain whip swords for a big axe in the new game. . .
control_rig: We were both right
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Lunareclipse123: IT'S A TAPIR
wench_tacular: stream so educational
cuttlefishman: tapigpig
Soul1355: can't pet the pigs!? UNPLAYABLE
Papperslappen: Pig or Tapir: the Game
Rockario: Certainly a good way to guarantee the player bee-lines to the first story mission
Neojetangel: this is so you don't grapple them togther and ride them into battle
sir_jack_DB: A Tale of Two Piggies
TXC2: "welcome to America's hotest new game show: PIG OR TAPIR
noSmokeFire: did she not hear him crashing into the mountain?
LathosTiran: nVidia hair tek
wormapotheote: her static hair was too loud
noSmokeFire: LOD=level of detail
TheOtherTrevor: Oh Laud
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TheMerricat: LOD is for stuff that is far away.
Tempest2097: You hit back instead of apply
VoyRising: I dunno what I would even do in a Just Cause game without the grapple and parachute.
TheMerricat: cheer50
MikoKisai: maybe you need to change the anti-aliasing?
Tempest2097: Whoop, my bad.
Arikell: Aliasing problems
Neojetangel: just fxaa
TheMerricat: is this console or PC?
wormapotheote: is there a higher antialiasing setting?
Theycallmejokke: Why ain't things exploding yet!? I thought this was Just Cause ;P
Neojetangel: fxaa is good for performance but kinda janky if you really look at it
Lunareclipse123: FXAA is software Antialiasing isn't it?
Lunareclipse123: That might be the problem?
Neojetangel: well all aa is software aa
StormDraylor: hello, oh neat
JediTransmit: FXAA is essentially just a blurring filter for AA isn't it?
TXC2: hello StormDraylor welcome
Mangledpixel: temporal AA can be good, depending on implementation
Theycallmejokke: Time traveling computer grafic cards are the new thing
Neojetangel: Temporal is basically nvidia's version of fxaa
wormapotheote: fxaa is an nvidia algorithm tho
Neojetangel: fxaa you can use on amd cards as well, temporal you can't
wormapotheote: ahhh that makes sense
TheMerricat: either way both of them shold be happening on card vs cpu
cheetoJack: so everyone in this world has super strong legs, neat
7gorobei: temporal looks ahead and behind in the frame buffer to determine pixel data
hoss3000: It outputs 720p-the game is unfinished
Lunareclipse123: Ah... I can see that being a problem
Theycallmejokke: The helicopter wouldn't be a problem if we say... blow it up
TXC2: I mean CH Paul invented time travel to reduce stream Lag :P
Zanzabar_: i was going to say the parachutes come out of the back end
Theycallmejokke: Are our hero wearing eye shadow? He wears it well
blip2004: just telling random people about their super secret base
resilientspring: hair dye? :P
wormapotheote: she was very bloodthirsty as a teenager
Theycallmejokke: Le gasp
TXC2: that or you know, can't have a woman over 40 in a Video game :P
cuttlefishman: Some sort of a... standoff
Theycallmejokke: Bang bang time
cheetoJack: You would think that people would know by now in this world that making Rico Rodriguez slightly annoyed is a bad idea in this game
cheetoJack: The second he's annoyed your country's infrastructure just gets blown up
Neojetangel: nope they ded
TXC2: I dont think multi coloured colthes are good camo
Theycallmejokke: Yeah explostion!
TXC2: and yet not a mark on her
Lightningbro: "We need Re!" REEEEE! XD
wormapotheote: it was a magnetic grappling hook and she's made of iron
Nightvalien28: we could have done all of this but then everyone would be dead
Zanzabar_: when did he get superpowers? that superman landing was at least 40 ft
cheetoJack: Zanzabar_ pretty sure sometime between JC1 and JC2
ArcOfTheConclave: tutorial time?
Simonark: The laws of physics at most kinda... vaguely acknowledge him, at best. That's basically superpowers.
TehAmelie: trigger discipline, the coolest trick in the book
Zanzabar_: did we fix our butt parachutes?
Rockario: Cutscene us has masterex the aingle frame parachute deploy
Nightvalien28: Zanzabar_ he can fall from a thousand miles in the air, grapple the ground and survive by going faster
Arikell: Don't you need a parachute to safely land a wingsuit?
Simonark: Is her codename, "The Requisite Hacker"?
TehAmelie: The Unavoidable Hacker
Antiagone: I like that. Codename: The Requisite Hacker.
Lunareclipse123: So can you still grapple to the ground while falling to prevent falling damage?
blip2004: blow up the generators to turn on the generators
ArcOfTheConclave: detective mode?
TXC2: man our tendons and ligiments must be so strong
TheMerricat: Blow up the generator, don't just cut the door open.
MikoKisai: @Lunareclipse123 I feel like the game would be broken if you *couldn't*
wormapotheote: is that a gun crate randomly on the roof
TheMerricat: Did anyone just see that helicoptor float by and blow u?
Simonark: I think the hacker is basically there because of some kind of quota, most open world games.
Antiagone: I always liked the Deus Ex angle where you can become the hacker yourself.
Theycallmejokke: Blimp spotted
Simonark: See also the "Seedy, Hawaiian Shirt Wearing CIA Guy".
stormshot14: just cause is all about making the action movie quota
cheetoJack: my mind wants to say that F was grapple in the previous game
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Kukako: Also, there is Getting Over It easter egg in Just Cause 4, its pretty awesome.
cheetoJack: I think it wants you to go in the building, not just on top
LathosTiran: Just Cause 3 had my favorite feature. hot swap controller to mouse. controller for all the buttons and then reach for the mouse when i wanted to snipe
TheMerricat: the waypoints are to the building, now you need to get in.
brainbosh: A point over the area you need to look?
Spacecarl: it's showing you which buildings
LathosTiran: get inside
Lunareclipse123: I think the waypoint is a giant cube the size of the building
Alness49: Hey Paul, how goes the insurrection connection vacation?
Simonark: I'd love to wreck a door up, just once.
EvilBadman: subtlety is not a thing in this.
Eldrich_Duckmen: Just Cause does not do subtle
OriginalGarwulf: Just got here. What did we miss?
TheSeg: Don't you need to run the AR scan?
TXC2: OriginalGarwulf bad physics
OriginalGarwulf: Was it comically bad?
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: So I've just realised that Instructor Sara has the same voice actor as Caroline/Justine and it's super distracting :P
EvilBadman: You need a vehicle tethered to it, to pull
Eldrich_Duckmen: Is this game just Batman in the sociopath universe?
TheMerricat: @OriginalGarwulf we've attached a superweapon ala HAARP, got wrecked, stated a revolution in trash town, and now we are taking over a weapons factory to arm them.
TXC2: OriginalGarwulf yeap, we flew up with a parachute
cheetoJack: take that door!
Zanzabar_: what if someone was using that restroom?
blip2004: explosives are always the answer
OriginalGarwulf: Wish I hadn't missed that.
TXC2: HI Kathleen
Master_Gunner: Authoritarian Paul, yay
TheSeg: lrrDARK
TehAmelie: radical
Suhono: sudden, unexpected crapshoot
Theycallmejokke: Mysteries!
Jondare: well that was random
TXC2: and Yet Graham got the voice acting job Kappa
Zanzabar_: that sounds like its gonna be used in conjunction with a beej drop
Neojetangel: RIP door
LathosTiran: "the problem with inhouse directors"
cheetoJack: well the container had all that explodium inside of it so...
Mangledpixel: why
Mangledpixel: why did it blow up? Just Cause
dougma: boo
Stoffern: Thatwas a REALY unexpected butterfly effect...
TehAmelie: someone had to say it
Mangledpixel: dougma oh come on, it was right there!
Nightvalien28: oooooh big boi
Simonark: Was it JC 2 or JC3 that had the terrible, lazy final boss fight in a volcano with helicopters?
TXC2: OK that, that;s the ONLY time I'm gonna let that joke go by
Mangledpixel: hehe
Terangais: with all the gun shots and explosions, why is this place not already swarming with guards
ArcOfTheConclave: <message deleted>because the best defence is a good offence?
Spacecarl: Because this is basically still tutorial
TheMerricat: @Terangais "abandoned" and cause we aren't that far into the tutorial yet ;-)
Terangais: LUL
Terangais: makes sense
dougma: they should rename the game Be Cause
TehAmelie: ooh
brainbosh: Sure am glad a generator wouldn't be any use to these people. So much easier than just turning it off....
Jorge4hg: @dougma Bee Cause
Alness49: Ah, those barrells of Nitro
Eldrich_Duckmen: Game design tip of the day: Players trust your waypoints. Don't abuse that trust.
dougma: @Jorge4hg no.. that is GMod
OriginalGarwulf: I have questions about that tether...specifically, what is holding it up on the other side?
TheMerricat: @brainbosh three generators are holding closed a +SINGLE+ door, that we appearently can't open by blowing up itself... its a just cause game, don't sweat the logic ^_^
LathosTiran: but the secondary reading of just is a righteous cause
Neojetangel: *puts waypoint under map mesh*
Simonark: The high-speed flying and zip line physics make all the more sense when he's hoisting around 150 pounds of ordinance on his back, too.
TXC2: why is there a car door on our gun?
TheMerricat: @Terangais you wanted guards? :-p
cheetoJack: sometimes you need to close a door while you shoot at something
TheMerricat: @txc2 because it's a DEFENDER mg. the door 'defends' us.
TXC2: I see
TehAmelie: there is fall damage in the game?
Simonark: How does the chute deploy smoothly and retract around that thing on his back?
dougma: really...
Mangledpixel: ha
brainbosh: Are they expecting a store house of weapons in this factory? Cause if it's just a pile of parts, might not have enough time to actually arm themselves....
Jorge4hg: sure
TXC2: well we fucked up
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Nightvalien28: paul did it again
Simonark: Can't hurt?
FITorion: floor
blip2004: the handle needs to go up
Alness49: Newton is really nursing a headache today
wormapotheote: i think u link it to the handle specifically
UpstageJMC: up
TehAmelie: rapelling and paragliding every which way and attaching things to other things, the cornerstones of Just Cause
OriginalGarwulf: Where is he stowing his parachute, anyway? If it's not on his back it must mean it....oh.
Alness49: Can we not... do this by hand. Like it was designed to be?
TXC2: easy on the allcaps there
cheetoJack: well no one is turning those off again
kat2kool: how are people who aren't grappling superheroes supposed to do this?
wormapotheote: if we used our hands we couldn't hold the guns
Simonark: Physics mean nothing to the resistance.
TheMerricat: what, are we 3d printing guns?
TXC2: kat2kool with a forklift or something I guess
Lunareclipse123: The Chaos Space Marines
Alness49: Army of Chaos holding back the Black Hand sounds more like a Fantasy RPG line
Mangledpixel: the army of Chowse!
kat2kool: @TXC2 seems poorly designed
ArcOfTheConclave: "The Baddies"
Jorge4hg: Army of Metal Chaos
Neojetangel: You're the bad guys in Warhammer
cheetoJack: "Do you support The Army of Chaos or the Black Hand?" "...I support the good one?"
OriginalGarwulf: Are we the baddies?
malsareus: rename as the world eaters?
Neojetangel: I mean who actually remembers the plot of the other games
TXC2: so which Chaos god do we worship?
Eldrich_Duckmen: What plot? I only remember the boom
TXC2: my monies on Khorn
ricin: the plot for the other 3 games was: explode all the things
Alness49: "Well, we're breaking away to bring peace to the region, rather then this pointless war. We shall call ourselves the Destroyers. What?"
Neojetangel: That's what I was thinking
TehAmelie: "the explodo" is the technical term
Jorge4hg: @TXC2 Metal Wolf Chaos
Jorge4hg: so many chaos
TehAmelie: in plot to explodo ratio, these games are a lot like Nextwave
Neojetangel: Any second now she is going to turn into a greater deamon
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RatekStormcrow: I hope this Game has the same deep moving character heavy story as the other Just cause games.
kat2kool: @TehAmelie oh man, I desperately want a Nextwave game now
Alness49: "We just put him somewhere and he effs things up"
Jorge4hg: they really like the name chaos
TehAmelie: we could probably mod JC2 into that
brainbosh: I'm pretty sure that's an actual job in the military.
wormapotheote: 'everything is fine as long as planes are getting tied to cars midflight'
Makhiel: why are we carrying a ring binder?
Furrbahl: mercenaries of mayhem
Stoffern: skulls for the skull throne I guess
Tser1ng: Is this the Joker's half brother?
TXC2: so he's an Eversor assassin from warhammer?
OriginalGarwulf: "Well, we tried to open negotiation with the Army of Chos." "And?" "They asked for four different kinds of ice cream and then blew up an outhouse. I guess that's...good?"
ricin: these games are meant to be played fast. rushing around blowing everything up as quickly and insanely as possible
Talin06: i think they need to rase the altitude on there flack gun
Simonark: In this franchise, it's heroic good news chaos, usually?
Jorge4hg: the side that don't shoot you
Mangledpixel: and you can control the crane arm
Neojetangel: trucking
Lunareclipse123: Looks like you can operate the crane as well
cheetoJack: there's crane controls o_o
acuilador: Driving a truck with my high heels on!
TXC2: "we're gonna take this convoy across the USA, Convoy!"
Simonark: Oh it's a magnet!
Jorge4hg: sacriface were made
Nightvalien28: the lesson is, don't let paul drive a crane
ricin: lesson #1: inertia
TXC2: dont let paul drive, full stop.
cheetoJack: "So what have we learned today kids? That's right. Cranes require human sacrifices"
Furrbahl: you forgot the parking brake
Lunareclipse123: Don't Crane and Drive
kat2kool: bike is less fun though, obviously
blip2004: thats some crazy blurring
Simonark: Wait. Like... the Serbians who started WWI Black Hand?
Jorge4hg: Fultons i see
CapnRobert: yeah these are really fun to mess with
Mangledpixel: give me a fulton strong enough and I will fulton the WORLD
Master_Gunner: Fulton time!
Nightvalien28: we have fultons
Nightvalien28: someone call graham
kat2kool: oooh, that's gonna create some very good chaouws
Pusherman555: fully fulton'd
CapnRobert: imagine there so much more than fultons you can create airships with these
TXC2: did the fulton ever acttuly work?
cheetoJack: You can extract people without harming them with these balloons... just never deflate the balloons
Simonark: Ambush School.
Stoffern: I was kinda bored at the end of JC 3 but this is selling me on the game again
CapnRobert: yeah you can control what the grapples do so bulloons or rockets or both
Simonark: Finally, you can edit grappling hooks, like you always dreamed?
CapnRobert: eventually
TXC2: well I fucking called this.
Creideiki_SE: I'm starting to see what the Rock, Paper, Shotgun review meant when it said the UI gets in the way of explodey fun times.
Simonark: That menu was a change of pace...
Simonark: So, I assume Sargento's last name is "Dies In the Middle of Act 2 To Create Emotional Stakes"
Hunterprime: lol
Jorge4hg: goodbye paul
Nightvalien28: hahaha
kat2kool: swimming is like a helicopter right?
TXC2: yeap that's tottaly how water works
Alness49: Did we not take out the pilot?
Simonark: Underwater you glow blue? That's a thing to learn?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Swimming and flying aren't too different
TXC2: ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat in terms of aerodynamics they're the same
Neojetangel: I keep thinking that door gun is going to unfold
Neojetangel: a bit like the laptop gun in perfect dark
blip2004: to get easy chaos destroy anything red
Simonark: Vans need TWO balloons!
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 That's why penguins are the birds with the most graceful flight.
Alness49: Increasing number of balloons
CapnRobert: I think you can attach like 6 or 8 of those ballons to things at a time
Tser1ng: I want to see those come crashing down later
TXC2: Creideiki_SE indeed
OriginalGarwulf: So, I'd bet we could calculate the weight of the protagonist by the degree to which he can negate gravity when there's a slight breeze. I'm going to bet on "weight of a baby spider."
cheetoJack: CapnRobert 10
CapnRobert: lol nice
TXC2: this would be really weird to cut this into the opening montage of UP :P
Jorge4hg: it's fine
Simonark: That mortar looks like it cost a lot..
dougma: w/ this hook, who needs a car?
wormapotheote: i am so confused by the front of this gun
TXC2: yeah what is powering the hook?
TXC2: 'cause it's faster then a Car :P
OriginalGarwulf: Alternately, while most people are mainly water, this character is mostly helium.
cheetoJack: I think the gun has an alt fire that could be useful with the shield?
Simonark: At least he's never boron?
Nightvalien28: hahahaha
TXC2: I think this guy is made of some exotic matter that has negative mass
TheMerricat: why is she still folowing us?
Neojetangel: that's how I am going to mark my parties from now on
Nightvalien28: that poor person
Creideiki_SE: Have we tried negating fall damage by grappling the ground and pulling in to fall faster? That worked in JC2 and 3...
Neojetangel: just look for the dude floating from a balloon
Simonark: This isn't so much as a chase as the funny part of the opening to a Roger Moore Bond film.
Eldrich_Duckmen: But then you couldn't rocket launcher :(
kat2kool: mono-grapple all day!
Xed_Regulus: The grappler reminds me of Bionic Commando
Simonark: All we have to do is survive 2 uneventful minutes?
wormapotheote: most stop watches i've seen do that
TheMerricat: should i be concerned that most of the black hand soldiers have a female voice?
Lunareclipse123: I think it's exactly half of them
TXC2: TheMerricat uh all ways to see equal opportunity evil
TXC2: *eh
wormapotheote: i think also some of those voices are your friends
brainbosh: The gun on your back looks like it has an extendable shield.
Alness49: I mean, it got the chopper to leave, right?
TheMerricat: @brainbosh yeah, we haven't figured out how to delpoy it yet
Hunterprime: Rockets!
TheMerricat: rocket launcher might be nice
Stoffern: rude
Neojetangel: that was the choppers plan all the time. Wait for you to grapple on then get you the fuck out of there.
Simonark: A baby spider seems about right on the ragdoll there...
CapnRobert: what would happen if you attach balloons to the helecoptor
TXC2: it seems like we throw our selves out of the heilcopter
Nightvalien28: the npcs knows how to use the defender machine gun
Alness49: Hijacks Chopper "I have no idea what to do with this"
TheMerricat: I think because we are still techicially in 'tutorial' mode we can't hijack the helis
PixelArtDragon: @Alness49 "I don't know how to fly this. I guess I'll let it crash."
brainbosh: That is a LOT of shield on that gun
CapnRobert: seems like what you said paul about them dropping the pretense kinda happened with this game seems you can get through nearly everything just using grapple stuff
Neojetangel: that is almost as good as the laptop gun
Dragonality: "Deploy shield, RB"
Nightvalien28: she sounds suspicious AF
EvilBadman: I miss JC3's random David Tennant
Mewr11: New pigeon. What dis?
sag3error: is it me or does that line look like a butt benginButt
PixelArtDragon: People are walking though that village as if there wasn't just a huge shootout there...
Piratical_tendancies: smooth
Nightvalien28: oops
MrPolyK: lrrCOW
circusofkirkus: And there goes our ride
Nightvalien28: that would've been cool if it was intentional
Grenevil: Well... look at it this way, that car was rigged to blow up.
drcanonball: is that an AA gun in your back?
RassilonDND: might need another safety on that
circusofkirkus: "borrow"
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drcanonball: lone sailing
NathanLonghair: Did James
Neojetangel: brb coffee time; yay
Neojetangel: wtf
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ArcOfTheConclave: gta life?
NathanLonghair: Did James leave forever?
CapnRobert: what if you attached like 10 balloons to this could you fly it?
TXC2 has police academy 5 flashbacks
Neojetangel: arghhhh
TXC2: fucking Banger alert Kappa
Neojetangel: the trap
drcanonball: use the nitro
Hunterprime: Do it!
Alness49: Airship, we'll show them Airship!
ButterBall000: Can that be grappled to a tree?
CapnRobert: 10 paul
bobAkirafett: MOAR BALLOONS
Tser1ng: How many do you have?
Nightvalien28: we got lift off
Rockario: One more to the front?
TXC2: fly my pretty, FLY!
wormapotheote: it appears yr tethered to the ground
Piratical_tendancies: tethered to the ground
blip2004: its tethered to the ground.
PixelArtDragon: The laws of physics called. They're not angry, just confused.
Nightvalien28: you are tethered to the ground
thirsty_kitteh: Try driving it?
Hunterprime: lol
Neojetangel: lol
noSmokeFire: please tell me we're about to engage in naval warfare
Neojetangel: you're anchored
TXC2: watch this go off like a rocket
Rockario: Do you have to tether something else?
CapnRobert: you may have to create new teathers
CapnRobert: like past the max
noSmokeFire: you can release all tethers, can you just do that and start over?
Dragonality: You used to have to aim at the tether and disable it individually
Mangledpixel: LT+B apparently
circusofkirkus: Is this an early TTSF?
BloodnBullets: you missed that last shot...
Tser1ng: One tether left
Rockario: Aww, the fan doesn't work in the air :(
Mangledpixel: try holding LT when not in a vehicle to detach tethers, apparently
ArcOfTheConclave: what is this BotW shit?
Mangledpixel: or LT+B
brainbosh: Fly dammit
Mangledpixel: just going off random forum answers
BloodnBullets: can you just shoot the balloon?
Rockario: Pop the grounded balloon?
brainbosh: shoot the baloon?
Tempest2097: @BloodnBullets But then it wouldn't fly.
Mangledpixel: wait, dammit google, that was for JC3
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the sound effect Kathleen got from you worked well. :-)
MilkInBag: wait, Just Cause 4 is out?!
Tempest2097: or...
TXC2: how do we fly lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
Tempest2097: Let's see if this works
Tempest2097: SCIENCE!
Mangledpixel: moar balooon!
brainbosh: More BALOONS
CapnRobert: oh it works you just need all 10 balloons
Hunterprime: Yes!
Nightvalien28: YES
Grenevil: Nice.
TXC2: good enough
noSmokeFire: more of a hovercraft
TheMagicWalrus: are the balloons on high lift?
Dhaunayne: is that a cheevo
Nightvalien28: we just need a cliff
OriginalGarwulf: it takes one balloon to lift a car, but eight to lift that?
ArcOfTheConclave: clip it?
brainbosh: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Tser1ng: Moar Balloons!!!
Neojetangel: Now you're a sky captain
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TheManaLeek: There's air above us and around us and we're travelling through it!
Tempest2097: YES
Rockario: Oh, you place a balloon and THEN you attach another tether between the balloon and somewhere else. That's what was happening
mercano82: Time to queue up the Blackjack theme from FF6.
CapnRobert: oh yeah paul you had set these balloons to medium lift
VoidByAnyOtherName: it's a skydash machine
CapnRobert: when you equuiped them
TXC2: it's so floaty
Tempest2097: GLORIOUS
noSmokeFire: welcome to jackass
Rockario: Needs about 4 more balloons
deathscaddy: Damn slight incline, the balloon boats one weakness
Nightvalien28: you left him unsupervised
Grenevil: Paul has invented the world's first true ALL-TERRAIN vehicle.
EvilBadman: Just Cause series is great for goofy emergent gameplay
sag3error: More balloons
Duvnal: Paul built a hovercraft!
BloodnBullets: one more on the nose?
Camail: a poor man's blimp
ContingentCat: You need more baloons
Tempest2097: We need more lift!
Blade_Tiger: Maybe more balloons on the front so the engine is angled downward?
CapnRobert: wait what if you had more balloons in the front
circusofkirkus: This is progress!
deathscaddy: balloon boat is progress
brainbosh: Balloons are slowly popping
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Where's Richter when you need him
Nightvalien28: this is all the progress we need
wormapotheote: what other progress could there even be in this game!
noSmokeFire: no, your sweet ride
CapnRobert: I think the issue is the prop is driving you down
Hunterprime: Do you have larger ballons?
ContingentCat: so you were trying to know your enemy
CapnRobert: due to the angle
Neojetangel: Well you need a Airship to kill a Airship, everyone knows that
noSmokeFire: yeah, try raising your snout
Tser1ng: Needs more balloons on the front
EvilBadman: Try putting more on the nose
TXC2: to beat an airship, you must become an airship
Blade_Tiger: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: @Hunterprime there are mods he can get for his balloons that the game was pusshing, I'm assuming that's one of the bonuses he can get.
deathscaddy: the balloon boat is centuries ahead of the titanic! no iceberg can stop the balloon boat
Tser1ng: Maybe a couple in the middle too
circusofkirkus: This came about as a result of Paul forcefully ejecting out of a Humvee and exploding it
x0den: hey, the crapshot paul helped with is already up :)
Jorge4hg: all terrain
TheMerricat: 10
Grenevil: That's the sound of awesomeness, James.
TheOtherTrevor: rockets
Tempest2097: YES
PixelArtDragon: @Jorge4hg Even mountains
ContingentCat: can you move one from the tail to the nose?
Camail: its time!
Tser1ng: What dev decided there needed to be a limit?
NathanLonghair: After seeing this game I can only say one thing: Put balloons in Smash you cowards
Nightvalien28: Tser1ng the one that didn't want the engine to blow up
Soul1355: the game doesn't let it move if it's not on the ground anyway
Camail: maybe 1 more
Mangledpixel: now the game TRUELY begins
CapnRobert: more in the front I think
CapnRobert: you want it leaning back
deathscaddy: a small one at the front is required
TheOtherTrevor: this isn't how physics works
noSmokeFire: so the props push you upward
Lightningbro: The fan is pushing you downward
FITorion: another small one on the front to point you up
Camail: success!
Mangledpixel: wheeeeeeeeee
Camail: mad scientist paul has done it again
TXC2: Flawless
TheMerricat: the airship we ar suppose to kill is just above us ^_^
Tempest2097: This is officially an airship
circusofkirkus: We need more to get up to the airship
Mystaira: This is great
EvilBadman: Mario Brothers 3 airship music
Jorge4hg: vehicle of doom very slowly
ContingentCat: more baloons?
PixelArtDragon: Cool technology
Tempest2097: @LoadingReadyRun What are we naming this airship?
ehsteveG: you could use the smaller balloons to try to balance
Lightningbro: It works... it's not fast, but rockets would fix that...
noSmokeFire: you've gotta crash this boat into that blimp
RassilonDND: almost there now a bit more in the front
TXC2: Tempest2097 the SS Duckboi
Creideiki_SE: That sounds like quitter talk, James.
Jorge4hg: you have to believe james
RassilonDND: the mistake
noSmokeFire: boston massachusetts welcomes the newest honorary duck boat
thirsty_kitteh: "mistake 2"
Piratical_tendancies: I absolutely think you can get it as high as you think!
ArcOfTheConclave: Boaty McBoatface
Nightvalien28: to space
Dragonality: I dub thee 'Mistakes were made'!
AntiCrepuscular: ArcOfTheConclave Floaty McFloatface?
Questhere: abandon ship
TheOtherTrevor: I wonder if the propellers are only designed to do anything on land
malsareus: hms hope springs eternal
Piratical_tendancies: MORE BALLOONS! you can get 4 more on yet
TheOtherTrevor: by "designed" I mean "programmed"
Lightningbro: Air Boats are designed to float, but at high speeds push down into the water so it doesn't jump on the water. As such when you move forward you're pushing back down
deathscaddy: drop the boat
Drakas: floaty mcboatface
Himyul: how do you have all the helium necessary to fill those in your pocket?
Tser1ng: Gamers don't look up, you're not supposed to ask where the things go when you send them away.
Neojetangel: it's only a matter of time when the mp comes out for someone to come up with airship jousting
Mystaira: Is this why this is called Just Cause? "Why are you doing this? Just cause!"
circusofkirkus: can we get an aerial view of Floaty McFloatface?
PixelArtDragon: @Himyul Hammerspace
Jorge4hg: and then we see our boat floting really high later
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noSmokeFire: grapple the birds
Dragonality: Put balloons on it!
TheOtherTrevor: pop it!
noSmokeFire: punch! this! boat!
circusofkirkus: attach your balloons to it!
ButterBall000: Can we add more balloons?
Tempest2097: Your airship now
PixelArtDragon: It's not the size of the balloon, but how you place it.
TheOtherTrevor: roll?
deathscaddy: Can you roll it with your balloons?
screamingpeasant: just got here. this is a weird batman/spiderman game
noSmokeFire: ram floaty mcfloatface
Hunterprime: Into the volcano!
TXC2: why and how is the there a hatch in the top of the blimp?
EvilBadman: OH the humanity!
Tser1ng: Can you put balloons on the blimp?
TheOtherTrevor: Attach balloons to it
Questhere: guess he didnt have a ticket?
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Piratical_tendancies: That's a convenient mountain
TheMerricat: you sure can pauljust use more balloons ^_^
circusofkirkus: no no, it definitely needs more balloons. that's what destroy means, right?
TheOtherTrevor: It drives like a blimp
wormapotheote: i think shooting it might be more effective
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ZachtlyAsIntended: Add baloons to the back of it so it points down
RassilonDND: can we just light a cigar and blow it up?
TXC2: I KNEW that was gonna happen
PinaCalChaos: put balloons on the balloon
Tser1ng: Get in and pull the eject like with the other vehicle
CapnRobert: what about balloons on the back
noSmokeFire: then its thrusters will push it down
CapnRobert: angle it down
Rockario: And we've even parked it so high we can't get to it
Himyul: that idea is about as good as a lead balloon
Blade_Tiger: I'm pretty sure a reverse balloon is just a rock
TXC2: reverse balloons, or weights Kappa
BloodnBullets: well... a reverse balloon is the earth right?
CapnRobert: @Blade_Tiger lol
circusofkirkus: Paging the owner of the fan boat with balloons attached: You left your lights on
malsareus: blimp bumper battle
screamingpeasant: 10/10
Nightvalien28: omg
Hunterprime: haha
Tempest2097: I'm FINE
TXC2: camera pls
AntiCrepuscular: "I'm fine!"
Nightvalien28: how
TheMerricat: that made MY head hurt.
Jorge4hg: videogames!
Aarek: Its just a mild concussion
noSmokeFire: wear a helmet, kids
Hunterprime: lrrFINE
Nightvalien28: that was head first
Tser1ng: Concussion protocol!
PinaCalChaos: everything is fine
Himyul: how ripped out should your arms be from that hook shot?
PixelArtDragon: A mere fleshwound
Questhere: its just a concussion, dont worry about it
Alness49: Walking off the head trauma tunafish marmostet
Tempest2097: Fun fact, This guy's skull and brains are made of solid adamantine
fiftymcnasty: Go steal a helicopter?
circusofkirkus: find an rpg?
Himyul: before you steal a helicopter, put a balloon on top of it
screamingpeasant: @Himyul mid rib-cage I image. Inspector gadget has nothing on this guy it appears
Eldrich_Duckmen: Stand on it and shoot down. You already established Rico takes fall damage as a suggestion only.
Grenevil: Just hook a balloon to a bird, then ride that bird. I'm sure that's a thing.
circusofkirkus: put a balloon on everything you steal. It will be your calling card
FITorion: I hear wind... but no helicoppters
screamingpeasant: dive: 9/10
Dragonality: Guys, I found the earth!
noSmokeFire: we
Jorge4hg: you're fine
TheMerricat: OMG what are you?
Tser1ng: Can only be killed by bullets
TXC2: how are we not dead?
AntiCrepuscular: Attach balloon to self. Wait. ;)
noSmokeFire: we're now roleplaying as "rico with a concussion"
IAmNotZura: ah jeez Rico
Mystaira: Why are you still alive? Just cause.
malsareus: what exactly are you made of in this game\/
Ukon_vasara: a little touchy, as in it touches the mountain at very high speeds
Dragonality: Now the rest of the game is just Rico's coma dream after that FIRST headplant.
Jorge4hg: paul always rolls 20s
screamingpeasant: and where did we get all this stuff?
CapnRobert: might be able to find a nearby airport on the map
Eldrich_Duckmen: Rico practices solopsistic gravity.
Ukon_vasara: just skimming > just swimming
screamingpeasant: dive: 10/10
ContingentCat: the surface tension is real
screamingpeasant: red does not always mean explosives
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BloodnBullets: everyone knows; chaos attracts helicopters right?
screamingpeasant: my leg
screamingpeasant: my car...
Himyul: you made a friend!
circusofkirkus: that poor soul
noSmokeFire: get a moped!
kamelion84: katesLol
TXC2: look at it go!
Tempest2097: Why did he jump out?
AntiCrepuscular: Balloon + bicycle and ET your way up to the blimp ;)
Ukon_vasara: this game has some neat silly systems in it
screamingpeasant: Just can't get my head into the space of video realism plus goofball mechanics
Piratical_tendancies: "helping"
Ukon_vasara: wait, what we've been doing is somehow considered "helping?"
brainbosh: Far Cry, the "Everyone is Shit but Differently" game
Diabore: that was a nice mustang
Antiagone: No wonder everyone drives badly in this region you've removed all the road signs!
noSmokeFire: the black hand's car looks pretty shitty
brainbosh: Bald lady?
Creideiki_SE: They're deep under cover.
jakale: now you're an "ordinary old lady"
Dragonality: Balloon the car over the river
brainbosh: Is there no minimap for this game?
Ukon_vasara: theres no lines, so the middle side
screamingpeasant: your destination is on the left?
Eldrich_Duckmen: There is no side. Only Chaos.
AntiCrepuscular: the upside?
TXC2: American game, so wrong side of the road
AntiCrepuscular: *doing good work*
Jorge4hg: wat
noSmokeFire: OK, go with me on this: floatercycle
jakale: so that lady was driving that other lady's car?
andrew: h*ck yeah just cause
TXC2: hello andrew welcome
Antiagone: One man's hijacker is another man's Uber?
Pteraspidomorphi: Submit to napoleon's genius already, TXC2
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi NEVER!
Erudite_Cynic: these games are NOT for missions they are for CHAOS
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jakale: not the best railing material
screamingpeasant: casually get shot in the butt while driving past the enemy
Neojetangel: man I am gonna have to get a turbo jump for my bike irl
circusofkirkus: put some balloons on them
TXC2: turbo jump is some speed racer level shit :P
TehAmelie: hoes goes the discordian activism?
BloodnBullets: if you piss these guys off enough they will bring you a helicopter right? you just have to empty the dudes out first...
bigevildan: If only we had some way to levitate vehicles.
Neojetangel: balloons op
circusofkirkus: see, balloons solve everything
PixelArtDragon: Pacifist run strats
screamingpeasant: are we going for the pacifist run?
Jorge4hg: oh god the fatality
brainbosh: The guy attached to the mustang is now following it like a kite
TehAmelie: you can't solve all your problems by sending them up in balloons. that's Solid Snake's thing!
Himyul: this is basically PUBG at this point
circusofkirkus: balloons to PUBG when?
noSmokeFire: god, can you imagine pubg with balloons?
screamingpeasant: this the pubg of dark souls?
CapnRobert: no roads lead to it
screamingpeasant: dive 4/10
lord_wertornion: yeah it seems ti only do the pathing on the roads
Eldrich_Duckmen: This is to PUBG what Skyrim is to WoW.
Neojetangel: 8/10
TXC2: OK we just boomed a village with a car :P
CapnRobert: can you still grapple while wing suiting to basically fly around the map?
circusofkirkus: just some party decorations
Dragonality: ooh, it's the Treehouse of Terror-ism
AntiCrepuscular: CapnRobert looks like it, yeah
screamingpeasant: @Eldrich_Duckmen giving me sat flashbacks
CapnRobert: nice
screamingpeasant: you have a hand held turret gun!?
Himyul: oh, you didn't install chest high walls? That's okay, I brought my own!
screamingpeasant: I get why. but why?
CapnRobert: transforming turret gun
Jimmus_Mangoes: That would be soooo heavy
Drakas: there thumite bombs
BloodnBullets: the arms on this guy to fire it when its not deployed!
TXC2: he looked at that like he was trying figure out how to put it in his arm
screamingpeasant: this guy's carrying at least 300lbs on his back and can fly using his grappling hook
Himyul: I do that with everything I pick up TXC2
Himyul: don't you?
TXC2: nah, I'm more of a leg guy
Himyul: yeah, I tend to skip leg day
screamingpeasant: never skip leg day
TXC2: do skipping on leg day
Diabore: that water does not look good
screamingpeasant: unskippable on leg day?
Pheonix888: take the dog?
Alness49: Can we attacvh a boat to this though?
screamingpeasant: an ultralight. because we didn't have enough ways to fly?
DMGlol: sounds like matt mercer
noSmokeFire: I don't think I've ever heard mercer do a latin accent
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Eldrich_Duckmen: This sounds like the start to an Assassin's Creed game......
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MikoKisai: that is how Rico lands
Pheonix888: the dirt airstrip you passed, or that
Himyul: like a horse, it went home
AntiCrepuscular: "down"
screamingpeasant: Is Rico an air bender?
kamelion84: katesLol
Dragonality: up up and AWAY!
TXC2: the plane "lands"
Dragonality: I must go, my people need me
Neojetangel: it'll land by itself
Himyul: "gravity assisted landing"
andrew: paul don't forget you can just grapple to the ground if you're falling from too high
noSmokeFire: it seems to be vibrating
Dragonality: Relic weapons are the best in 40k
Taveena: As we all know, Relic-level guns are the most powerful
Neojetangel: a gun that fire's relics?
TehAmelie: a gun that shoots artifacts!
Himyul: truth is almost effective as balloons
screamingpeasant: an artifact that shoots guns
TehAmelie: to be fair most big budget games go out of their way to never have to animate characters holding things at all
Alness49: Artifacting? Well he is holding one
brainbosh: There definitely seems to be some weirdness going on int the graphics.
Neojetangel: the cut scenes are pre-rendered
brainbosh: Ah! the guy with Super speed!
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
adi_pie: Take care, TXC2
TXC2: goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming James and Paul
Neojetangel: laters @TXC2
noSmokeFire: ah, yes, the untouched ancient *wooden* lever
Himyul: balloon it
noSmokeFire: ride it
circusofkirkus: We Indiana Jones now
thirsty_kitteh: Put balloons on the head!!
ArcOfTheConclave: que benny hill
adi_pie: Ah, yes, I'd forgotten Rico Rodriguez is a gravity wizard and can cancel falling damage by hitting the ground faster.
Eldrich_Duckmen: Not Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake with extra sociopathy
circusofkirkus: UMA? Ultimate Masters? lrrBEEJ
Himyul: that tent is amazing
MikoKisai: that is a sturdy tent
edgar_j: thats a strong tent
noSmokeFire: that is a really good tent
Bobtheninjagoldfish: POWERFUL tent
thirsty_kitteh: What is that tend _made out of)?
Neojetangel: that is one hell of a tent
canoecrasher: That is a very sturdy tent
Neojetangel: I need one of those for festivals
Himyul: nah, the "rock" is really made of Styrofoam
noSmokeFire: time for ghosts
Eldrich_Duckmen: Alien ghosts
screamingpeasant: technology? he has perfect cell reception under a mountain!
screamingpeasant: way more valuable
Himyul: they installed wifi hotspots all over the mountain
TheExactSame: quit com-planing
Dragonality: Balloon the head, ride it to victory
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ZachtlyAsIntended: are....are we creating a meteorite?
Himyul: we need metal gear balloons
ZachtlyAsIntended: @NovaGirl5 were they shot int your eyes?
edgar_j: how not dense is that rock?
CapnRobert: you can have up to 10 attached
withr: MSG want's their balloons back :P
CapnRobert: might be enough
Hunterprime: Drop the rock!
NovaGirl5: @ZachtlyAsIntended Nah they gave me goggles
ButterBall000: I think it's a landing pad
canoecrasher: Where's the head?
battlemonk: shoot the barrel and ride it back up
Eldrich_Duckmen: And future archeologists were left puzzled by the Floating Head of Wachikuni
Hunterprime: or rockets
Himyul: if only we had an ultralight
Dragonality: Or a retractor to pull it down.
ArcOfTheConclave: Your mission, if you chose to accept it.
VoyRising: Oh hey, I see you're actually playing Just Cause now, and not some weird third person game that doesn't have a parachute or grapple.
Papperslappen: lrrHORN
Piratical_tendancies: lrrHORN lrrHORN
ButterBall000: I wonder what would happen if you attached balloons to the heli blades
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Himyul: more lift
circusofkirkus: the real question, is our fan boat still floating?
Rockario: "Be advised, target is a helicopter. If you see a person bail out of the helicoppter they are not the target. Repeat. They are NOT the target" lrrBEEJ
DMGlol: shoot his feetsies
VoyRising: moses supposes his toses are roses
TheExactSame: target thinks he is a helicopter
VoyRising: That helicopter appears to be very confused.
TehAmelie: i'm just imagining how painful it must be for the sniper trying to hit you when you're moving around like that in mid-air
MikoKisai: shoot when the marker is red
SquareDotCube: ascend!
DMGlol: yeah that wind
RassilonDND: be aware, target appears to have fistjacked a helicopter
CapnRobert: the explosions in this game still look real good
Alness49: Wow, these cheap rockets really don't help
Rockario: I think we better hurry up and get the airship before more folks get here
Piratical_tendancies: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Hunterprime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alness49: We brought the horn with us
Piratical_tendancies: brake?
VoyRising: There's no reason to drop, just jump out of the helicopter, you have a magic grapple. =P
withr: try the triggers?
SquareDotCube: just jump
Neojetangel: well the fire is probably gonna help you go down at some point
SquareDotCube: you got a parachute!
FITorion: the sir ship is not down...
Diabore: maybe just drop a helicopter on it
FITorion: air
FITorion: look up...
withr: check settign then
FITorion: the air ship is way high
CapnRobert: is there a controls list
CapnRobert: there has to be a better way to drop
VoyRising: Yeah, just jumping out. ;)
Alness49: Oh the Huge Manitee!
Rockario: So I guess you were going down, but we were so dang high it was hard to tell
TehAmelie: the blimpinity!
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SquareDotCube: Even JC2 had a minimap
Himyul: there's a 1:1 minimap on the ground, just look down
InsaneMuadib: have you folks seen the getting over it with bennit foddy easter egg in this?
TheExactSame: Ah, Attack class Awooga chopper
Rockario: What smart-ass soldier put an "awooga" horn in their helicopter
Stoffern: Back to the frontline and deploy some squads?
Alness49: A Hind D? *Horn noises*
FITorion: I'd think everything out side the red border would be the enemy...
steelenet: Metal Gear?!?
TehAmelie: colonel, what's a russian truck doing here?
TheMerricat: You do have 3 squads in reserve Paul you might want to move the front line into a new area so you can see the stuff in there.
BloodnBullets: looks like you may be able to expand on the dotted lines but not the solid one?
Rockario: So you need to personally clear out that one spot, THEN you can ddeploy the squads to that area?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun someone was saying earlier in chat that the game is outputting 720p as a bug. no clue how to tell from our end
Stoffern: Whos Nimja?
Himyul: esports ready
CapnRobert: paul the game has a tell for stuff you want to blow up to cause chaos and thats itll be colored red or orange
CapnRobert: like in the world
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Himyul: you're taking out that guardrail! Chaos!
MikoKisai: console games will often render at a fixed, non-native resolution for performance, could be something that wasn't disabled properly in the PC build
screamingpeasant: isn't resolution locking a feature in ported games?
Piratical_tendancies: reverse a bit
circusofkirkus: yeah, there's a weird floating shaded box
edgar_j: mip mapping artifacts?
Rockario: It was really obvious there, for a second
Eldrich_Duckmen: It was doing that in another car earlier
MaelstronSolenor: on the two thids?
Jorge4hg: oh god
Himyul: is the world green-screened?
Sly_chocobo: Wow this game seems.. kinda glitchy
Brok3nGol3m: glitch in the matrix!
SquareDotCube: it's affecting the decals, too
MaelstronSolenor: feels like a message box not properly transparent
FITorion: looks like a window behind the game.
Rockario: Like, it's only rendering certaain effects within that screen-space
brainbosh: This looks like what happened last time my video card was dying.
MikoKisai: looks like a reflection texture that's not being rendered at the right resolution
TheMerricat: I didn't want to point out the reviews aren't that great
CapnRobert: so that tower you just passed that was red with a big red box would cause chaos
Himyul: yeah, real attack helicopters play "La Cucaracha"
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ZachtlyAsIntended: "I have never heard the horn of an attack helicopter" - Paul, 2018
TehAmelie: to be fair it's a game world like the size of a Bethesda game but where everything can be grappled
B4rberblacksheep: They know where you're gonna be driving
TheExactSame: Excuse me, do you have any public brain washing facilities?
RassilonDND: i thought they played flight of thr valkyries for copyright reaaons
Himyul: Styrofoam barricades were a mistake
wujo444: it's line for both British and normal driving folks
Sly_chocobo: Think of the savings though!
until_may: hows the game shapping up fellas?
TheGeekyQuilter: I was pretty disappointed when I was playing this yesterday I was just bored mostly
TheMerricat: @Himyul you say that, but have you seen how much we saved on them? We were able to outfit all our helicopters with air horns!
FITorion: They're supposed to redirect your momentum from lateral to vertical
Rockario: Do you have any public brainwashing facilities, and can we use our own programs?
steelenet: hmm... perhaps i'll go play just cause 2 again instead of buying this :P
Jorge4hg: why
CapnRobert: so see how the big fuel tank has like red stripes thats the sort of tell im talking about but it applys to anything in the world
screamingpeasant: re-education center. get there and it's shop class
circusofkirkus: useful sights
Himyul: you're not wrong TheMerricat
Stoffern: I might play Mercenaries 2 again instead of this, honestly
Grimmig_Dunkel: not retracting? bug or feature?
Himyul: that feel when your gun-shield jams
TheGeekyQuilter: Am going to return it when I get a chance
TehAmelie: only when i pee lrrSPOOP
steelenet: LUL
xantos69: game is perfect and e-sport ready.
Piratical_tendancies: perfect game 10/10 IGN
Grimmig_Dunkel: should i go finish just cause 3
SerGarretCameron: E-sports ready.
screamingpeasant: if your gun doesn't retract in <40 hours
OfficialBengan: It's to protect your face when you aim Kappa
steelenet: LUL LUL LUL
Rockario: The game's just begging to be restarted lrrBEEJ
Jorge4hg: hahah
lord_wertornion: perfect game
Mangledpixel: GOTY
InsaneMuadib: lrrFINE
steelenet: this seems fine
Orgmastron: !sir
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xantos69: Oh look you are a sailboat!
Himyul: flawless
ButterBall000: If we get another we could replace the wingsuit
SerGarretCameron: 12/10, that's a gud gun-wing.
circusofkirkus: is this gundam?
screamingpeasant: trying death. maybe that will reset it
TehAmelie: did we grab a barricade gun of some sort?
steelenet: i am genuinely curious what will happen when you hop into a vehicle now
TheGeekyQuilter: Get another for the other side
InsaneMuadib: I cant take you seriously when you get like this.
RassilonDND: i mean dont think you can get into a car now
Grimmig_Dunkel: @loadingreadyrun should i go play Witcher 3 or finish just cause 3?
StreetCornerPoet: Why is SpiderPunisher attacking Wakonda...
Himyul: Grimmig_Dunkel wait for Half-Life 3
BloodnBullets: uh... we appear to be stuck in a shield...
CapnRobert: anything red or that has red or orange stipes on it so tons of stuff around here
steelenet: LUL LUL
TheMerricat: you just shot a wall off that building.... sytrofoam barriers weren't the only cost savings measure we took...
circusofkirkus: stealth mode
steelenet: that's just part of the character model, right? Kappa
dangerous_safety: built in airbrake
plummeting_sloth: solid wind break
CapnRobert: so the radio tower and the dish all things you want to destroy
CapnRobert: if you want chaos
steelenet: LUL
steelenet: nailed it 10/10
RassilonDND: why is that same lady at every place we attack
Grimmig_Dunkel: @himyul of course but what should i play until then?
screamingpeasant: let's be honest. This shield sticking out of his body is not the craziest thing in this game
steelenet: rip air foil
dangerous_safety: freedom
TheMerricat: I wonder if that first crash head first broke the 'health' system, Paul seems to have lived through a number of 'game over' like screens so far....
wujo444: nice
steelenet: bwhahahaha
Jorge4hg: nice
Pheonix888: do those big red things blow up?
Nigouki: wow, that's a beefy man
circusofkirkus: almost 2 kills
RassilonDND: well played
Himyul: team Chowse!
CapnRobert: paul this base was full of red painted things to destroy were you trying not to cause chaos cause you actively avoided shooting the red stuff lol
circusofkirkus: not broken yet
BloodnBullets: not broken yet!
RassilonDND: tweam UwU
TheMerricat: those are beefy draftees for that matter
v_nome: So is this the same Republic we're trying to destabilize or a new surprisingly similar one?
TheMerricat: @v_nome new island.
TheMerricat: @v_nome I"m assuming you mean from JC1/2/3
v_nome: ok, cool. I've only played 3.
MikoKisai: every game in the series has been a different location
v_nome: ah ok
MikoKisai: Paul, you're supposed to go to the next objective
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun looks as if there are three groups that need to be freed if the icons in the upper left corner of the screen aren't lying.
screamingpeasant: one more side quest
Eldrich_Duckmen: But, grapple is infinite
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CapnRobert: that big fuel tank is begging to be blown up
TheMerricat: yeah but if paul is low on ammo then...
Himyul: red stripped things blow up, right?
HydraWiggins: roll the ball!
circusofkirkus: pull a Minecraft and blow everything up?
MikoKisai: you might need more than one tether for it
CapnRobert: you can move it
CapnRobert: it is possible
Rockario: Can we open the door without killing everyone, then just let the prisoners clean up?
CapnRobert: 10 james
Stoffern: Youre suposed to shoot it though, the tank, I mean
VTMarik: You gotta stick like 5 or 6 balloons
Piratical_tendancies: you can use the dpad to change
MikoKisai: just shoot it?
SquareDotCube: you gotta break the braces
Diabore: try connecting her to car?
CapnRobert: you can do it with the grapple
TheExactSame: I'm fairly certain there is no action you can take in this game that isn't completely ridiculous
CapnRobert: break the braces
CapnRobert: that is
Diabore: super casual murder right there
Eldrich_Duckmen: Wow, Paul is one cold MF
SquareDotCube: Don't you have some charges?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ohai folks. how is game
Piratical_tendancies: you may want to move away
TheMerricat: grappel
circusofkirkus: pull it into the sea!
TheMerricat: your teathers are still active
Alness49: Oh lawd he comin!
TheExactSame: Epcot nooo!
Rockario: Maybe just shoot it more?
koizom just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. koizom subscribed for 28 months in a row!
koizom: Hey J & P, this might me my first resub on NewDay, so there ya go lrrHORN
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SquareDotCube: Put rockets on it!
TheExactSame: thank yo game, thank you
screamingpeasant: I believe I can fly!
Himyul: flaming death star would make an awesome float
VTMarik: It rises!
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: um...okay
Neojetangel: giant flaming balls
Eldrich_Duckmen: OH THE HUMANITY!
Himyul: P O P
circusofkirkus: how are you alive?
Jorge4hg: wiiii fireworks
JomAmman: LUL
notthepenguins: BOOM
TheExactSame: that is the most glorious thing I have seen this entire year
CapnRobert: hey you caused a bunch of chaos
Zebunisher: rip deathstar
plummeting_sloth: no contacts here
VTMarik: lrrFINE
Neojetangel: yay :D
DerPilsner: Great shot kid, that was one in a million
Xed_Regulus: I think this stream has just been capped off
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Piratical_tendancies: lrrCOW
Phosphatide: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
circusofkirkus: Did you use the force at least?
Jorge4hg: lrrCOW
MikoKisai: lrrCOW
plummeting_sloth: Right in teh thermal exhaust port
CastleOtranto: lrrCOW
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: The Force will be with you...always.
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrGOAT There!
Himyul: if you can see it, you can float it
CapnRobert: did paul get the memo this game is about great explosions and cool destructive physics
TheMerricat: I think you are invunerable due to a bug Paul, you should have died several times by now.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: games need more screen-filling explosions like that
spleenlord: that was probably holding propane
circusofkirkus: Wait, that's not the plot?
screamingpeasant: that wasn't the main plot?!
Eldrich_Duckmen: This game has many deep balloon-based themes
Himyul: balloons for PUBG!
varmintx0: Thank you for the stream.
circusofkirkus: Was this the spiritual successor to Bloons?
Rockario: Well, you started a secondd mission, but instead of opening aa door, we decidedd to make a death star
TheExactSame: ohhh. can we watch the explosion again in new hotness?
Himyul: #BlameJames
Ukon_vasara: #BlameJames
frozenphoenix7: For the final hour James will be playing Fortnite, on PC, but with a controller.
Orgmastron: #BlameJames
Ukon_vasara: 'did you turn it off and turn it back on again?'
circusofkirkus: Welp, time to run it back
easterncaveofwonders: #blameJames
Phosphatide: #BlamesJame
TehAmelie: in a way, it was everyone's fault
Ukon_vasara: oh, is this better?
screamingpeasant: no square
xantos69: We love you no matter what James.
Ukon_vasara: it looks real good until it actually got to the gameplay
Mangledpixel: brightness looks fine on stream
SmashTCG: the enemy solders are all dressed practicly rather then in a way they couldstand out so you can tell them apart from civies
Kaktus021: Man, this new spiderman game looks wierd
screamingpeasant: @Kaktus021 Said the exact same thing :)
Mangledpixel: time for the pibble gees
drfox17: Time for ....One More?
screamingpeasant: but really it's a minecraft skin
Alness49: I am Root?
Trymantha: did someone say froot froot?
Rockario: Chew chew train, ROOT ROOT
Neojetangel: Thanks and laters all. Might be back in a bit.
fiftymcnasty: Hi all o/
TheExactSame: also. Awooooga
TheElrad: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (5m ago).
TheMerricat: anyone in chat familiar with guild wars 2?
Diabore: i just drove around pecado blaring my horn and someone FINALLY killed me :D
fiftymcnasty: They were scared of you car.
Diabore: it was bike though (3 wheel unfortunately, no #teamsickflips)
fiftymcnasty: They must have been scared of the mad lad that would drive such a trike.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LoadingReadyRun: game is up
LoadingReadyRun: start getting in
kamelion84: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Mangledpixel: game is in, start getting up
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: up is game, get inning start
Angreed66: One more LRR's shortest stream. ready now with soon to be spectator James.
Diabore: @fiftymcnasty maybe, i only needed the *drive xkm* thing anyway
NathanJay_GA: hi there
Diabore: joe fite me at school
Diabore: wait, one more openinyg?
kassy_13: sure james :)
Unas84: good good
AllyDistrict: Hi friends forkmyLove
TheWarbo: sounds like it technically *is* the opening for this show :-P
Arclight_Dynamo: Yoooo
fiftymcnasty: Sounds like a party
nkcola: I'm ready to drive
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Saulens181: meow
BethSouls: hi hi
Jay_Blanc: Meow.
kassy_13: ayyy ben and serge and tq ♥
darthcoercis: meow
Diabore: cam raid :D
kassy_13: and joeee
Laserbeaks_Fury: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
tcat13 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. tcat13 subscribed for 12 months in a row!
tcat13: 12 months, that's like 1 year, right?
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delta__vee: unarmeHmm sergeHi
xantos69: cheer50 Yay James
Diabore: theres a game beyond the balloons?
Mangledpixel: apart from Minecraft
manfred909: rayfkHeart elfunkHeart slytqHeart sergeHeart benginHeart lrrHEART
xantos69: Steam died on me. Still trying to join!
Suffix just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Suffix subscribed for 63 months in a row!
Suffix: Tell TQ she is a butt.
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SompSmash just subscribed with Twitch Prime. SompSmash subscribed for 17 months in a row!
SompSmash: shoot the boys!
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MaelstronSolenor: I'm trying
TheOtherTrevor: James needs order and structure with defined goals from his games. So he plays minecraft
Jondare: game is loading, don't start yet!
xantos69: 3 folks confirmed still trying to join.
manfred909: slytqHeart suffixCheers
tyranidd1 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. tyranidd1 subscribed for 8 months in a row!
tyranidd1: Twitchcon 2019 booked, hope to see people there!
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Noodles_15: Huh, can’t intialize steam weird
MaelstronSolenor: yeah, my steam is offline
Vulcurdi1: cheer500 Has James heard about the game Darwin Project?
tyranidd1: EU!
MaelstronSolenor: noooooooo
Nigouki: aiueo aiueo aiueo
Jondare: yup, "failed to initialize steam"
Zebunisher: steam fails us again
MaelstronSolenor: James, now STEAM is telling you to change the stream day =P
Diabore: all the maintenance all the tuesday
Noodles_15: lrrEFF you steam
Vulcurdi1: Director no longer has rating. And private macthes are availble from get go
darthcoercis: I'd kinda like to see the pubg crew playing Rapture Rejects. I get too salty to play BR games, but i do enjoy watching them.
MaelstronSolenor: (also, did you check Rapture Rejects? 2d PUBG from cyanide and happiness)
Diabore: come to school if you wanna FITE
Jondare: yeah that's what i've heard as well
Vulcurdi1: Good luck. See you all when I die! =D
11Dot: Artifact is great
Arclight_Dynamo: Time for a new boot! Kappa
Tiber727: I kinda want Artifact's monetization to fail, at least enough that other games try to copy it.
Tiber727: *don't try to copy it.
Diabore: damn it joe
Lord_Hosk: Not just children
frozenphoenix7: I assume he is defending himself from the hellscape of murder creatures that is Australia
darthcoercis: it's too hot to sit on the porch, James. We yell from the windows.
sorinplaneswalker: @frozenphoenix7 valid
Diabore: i was trying to fist you and you just shoot me, rude
drfox17: woooaw