Donutholez: oh a 5 color superfriends
Anaerin: Oh hey, it's in -2 range.
TXC2: so it's basically 5 colour good stuff
Earthenone: ohh hey PhoenixMelior i finished cold steel last night/this morning :) thank you for the recommendation
PhoenixMelior: Earthenone of course! I am glad that you liked it. It's a lot of fun
Twinklebees: Speaking of Cold Steel, turns out Margaret is also Laura.
Twinklebees: These are sentences that I am constructing that make sense
PhoenixMelior: wait, WHAT
Anaerin: Are you *sure* they're making sense?
PhoenixMelior: that doesn't even make sense
Twinklebees: I imagine there are probably a few more VAs that are in both games. It's just a little distracting :P
Twinklebees: I guess both Margeret and Laura are both fond of the colour blue
PhoenixMelior: she's also Blanc in Neptunia?!
PhoenixMelior: or wait, did I find the right actress?
castlewise: their durdle is better than ours
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (1m from now).
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees so Wikipedia says you're lying
I_Am_Clockwork: does yagmoth hit planeswalkers?
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (18s ago).
Dmc3628: it does but we need a legendary pw or creature to even cast it
PhoenixMelior: wait a moment, why does google think "Margaret" and "Fuuka" are the same things?
PMAvers: Who said they're not? Have you ever seen them in the same room?
GenericHerooo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (43s ago).
devil_dan: !next
Abavus: They're going to get vraska back?
GroutNASA: Help need garbage
Abavus: Nevermind it's exile isn't it
Pangogie: Could just swap the title to Watch + Play and it'd be the same. ;)
PhoenixMelior: PMAvers so now you know that the answer is "yes, yes I have" :P
UnhingedBear: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (1m ago).
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: I think that Margaret had a different voice in the original, but Laura's VA has done it in all the side stuff
wildpeaks: exactly Pangogie :D
Pangogie: WAT. IM NO SUBBED?!
Pangogie: Uh oh.
Abavus: coxReky
PhoenixMelior: yeah there it is. Laura, Margaret, and also Effie/Oboro from Fire Emblem Fates
TheElrad: Vraska was so Angry with herself she's exiled
Earthenone: also they are married to matt mercer, neat
Saulens181: wait wahts happening now
Pangogie: At least I'll get to resub during Watch n Pay. :3
wildpeaks: :D
PhoenixMelior: that explains why she's in so much Critical Role stuff
PhoenixMelior: right, so Margaret is married to Yusuke
Twinklebees: Yup
PhoenixMelior: and also Laura is married to Yusuke
PhoenixMelior: that doesn't make much sense to me
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (3m ago).
djalternative: Have they ever played the Watch + Jam games?
TXC2: for desert bus? yeap
Metric_Furlong: djalternative yes
TXC2: !unhost
LRRbot: Disabled hosting.
Knightlyvalor: The old 2-1.
djalternative: Not the desert bus ones
Twinklebees: Huh, I wasn't expecting to find THIS in P3D. It's not the FeMC, but it comes a close second to something I wanted to see...
Metric_Furlong: okay, the steam is unhosted
greatwahooney: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (4m ago).
Metric_Furlong: now we await... lrrGARBO
greatwahooney: okay!
djalternative: the watch + play game jam that was key themed
PhoenixMelior: I'm rewatching the LinkedIn saga
ElihuAran: Not this year's, but they did the ones from previous years, @djalternative
Pteraspidomorphi: Sorry I wasn't paying attention. They're watching and playing today, right?
n_mandrag: w&p time ! Wooot
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Metric_Furlong: Twinklebees is it the hypothetical Aegis X Haurih Ouran crossover fanfic?
GenericHerooo: @Pteraspidomorphi Yes.
n_mandrag: not gonna chat much since I'm watching on mobile next to playing X4... but this will be fun!
JaymicUnyielding: i cannot wait
sir_jack_DB: hey party people
Metric_Furlong: Pteraspidomorphi yes, today is
PhoenixMelior: GAH
djalternative: @ElihuAran thanks. I had been re-watching the last few episodes and G said they were going to do it soon but I had been unable to find it.
PhoenixMelior: outlook changed the view on my and I hate it
PhoenixMelior: how do I make it go away
Knightlyvalor: Hi sir_jack_DB !
t3h_f1gm3nt: something something garbage day
Pangogie: @PhoenixMelior Not using Outlook. :thinking:
Metric_Furlong: garbage day
SAJewers: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (6m ago).
PhoenixMelior: Pangogie I mean, if I didn't have to for work, I wouldn't
ElihuAran: i can't wait until my copy of P3/4/5D gets here
djalternative: @PhoenixMelior you beat it up until it gives you what you want.
PhoenixMelior: I did figure it out, thankfully
Pangogie: @PhoenixMelior Work alone.
Pangogie: :3
PhoenixMelior: I make a LOT more money this way :3
djalternative: Batman works alone
TXC2: dont condone violence djalternative
TheOtherTrevor: lrrGARBO
PhoenixMelior: cat's out of the ba
PhoenixMelior: *bag
PhoenixMelior: I am not in fact batman
bi0buster: Well there goes my theory.
Metric_Furlong: djalternative Batman doesn't work, he just has a time-consuming hobby Kappa
t3h_f1gm3nt scratches another name off his list
TXC2: well no, you're Batwoman of course
PhoenixMelior: Batman is still, however, somewhere in this room
PhoenixMelior: txc2 shhhhhhhh
djalternative: @TXC2 my job in highschool sports was to get punched. I know when punching is optimal
aesir_blade: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (8m ago).
t3h_f1gm3nt: title change!
bi0buster: I could it was PhoenixMelior as batman with the candlestick in chat. Dang looks like I gotta do this card all over again.
Foxmar320: Hello chat
GroutNASA: Batman is a billionaire who beats up poor people as therapy.
aesir_blade: title change right when i show up yeah!
TXC2: Hi Foxmar320
Metric_Furlong: hello Foxmar320
sir_jack_DB: hi foxmar!
djalternative: Oh no. We're going to the bad place?!?! I don't like the bad place.
PhoenixMelior: bi0buster well, 2/3 ain't bad
PMAvers: Watch+Play, Category: Overwatch. That scans.
ReynardWrecca: Good evening lovely people.
tim19862: Hey everybody! katesWave lrrAWESOME
Metric_Furlong: I have the sub- and super-ocean themes queued up, so I'm prepared
djalternative: @PMAvers it's happened before
Foxmar320: I can only imagine what hot garbage G has for us today
greatwahooney: woo!
tim19862: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
greatwahooney: lrrSIGNAL
JaymicUnyielding: SIGNAL
ReynardWrecca: Here we go.
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: Foxmar320 will it be able to top Skeal though? that's the question Kappa
Knightlyvalor: Hi ReynardWrecca and tim19862 !
cleekru: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART
e_bloc: party158 garbage hyyyype
ClodiumSoride: lrrSIGNAL
bi0buster: PhoenixMelior close only counts in horseshoes and maximized fireballs.
tim19862: katesWave
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t3h_f1gm3nt: In a row? lrrBEEJ
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Anaerin: I wonder if LRR are going to play Pro Office Calculator?
Foxmar320: Metric_Furlong nothing can top Skeal
wildpeaks: ^
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
dialMforMara: hiya
TXC2: yeap, always fun when the monitor turns off 'cause it was on for 4 hours :P
Skyboss1996: Nothing can top Skeal, except for when you get a key to get a key to get a key
wildpeaks: it is the new room of a thousand snakes
delta__vee: lrrSIGNAL
dialMforMara pokes txc2
ReynardWrecca: Here's a thing that just occurred to me - we're sitting here en masse patiently waiting for a countdown. How many other forms of modern media are we still okay doing that for, where we can't skip or fast-forward but must instead sit patiently for three minutes?
TXC2: hi dialMforMara
ElihuAran: Surprisingly, Skeal didnt get hit with the Twitch mute. Source: I just watched it an hour ago
Skyboss1996: Hi Mara
t3h_f1gm3nt: i forgot Skeal was a thing until this moment
dialMforMara: hi Skyboss1996
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Foxmar320: Never forget Skeal
phyrexian_illithid: Hi
Suhono: lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
thetoastmonster: Hello I hear there will some watching and/or playing.
Earthenone: pride51
Phosphatide: thanks for the laugh, twitch notification
AdmiralMemo: Oy... So this should brighten my day... I'll need it.
asthanius: It's not often I get to catch this live!
FlyingUltraCar: I could have sworn it was Let's Nope this week, so I am pleasantly surprised!
Suhono: Oh boy oh boy
TXC2: ReynardWrecca sports?
Laogeodritt: Garbage \o/
Piratical_tendancies: you and me both..
bi0buster: Anaerin Alright I gotta check this calculator out, I always need more calculator apps. :P
Metric_Furlong: asthanius well, you're in for some toilets
EspersJundWolf: Best message ever lol
Pariah164: Garbo day~ VoHiYo
dreaminginautumn: Mmmmmm garbage
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lucky me! I'm not late!
TonyStark1986: what is Watch+Play?
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Anaerin: bi0buster: There's a thread on Steam about it, too.
Senovan: my first live garbage day im so excited
AdmiralMemo: party250 Had a bad day. Gimme dat lrrGARBO to make it better. :)
TXC2: TonyStark1986 watch and find out
ReynardWrecca: Yeah, that's one @TXC2.
Foxmar320: Senovan oh you are in for some lrrHAM then
TXC2: hello Senovan welcome
Anaerin: TonyStark1986: Graham finds the worst games he can, and subjects (usually Alex) to them.
B4rberblacksheep: Sorry you had a bad day Alex, hope it gets better lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: TonyStark1986 Graham makes Alex play bad and/or weird games for our amusement
Pariah164: @TonyStark1986 Strap in; you're finna find out
Anubis169: tiiiiiime for lrrGARBO day
phyrexian_illithid: Shit, i sublapsed again!
AdmiralMemo: @TonyStark1986 Graham finds bad games, and makes Alex play them. Alex doesn't know before-hand.
sag3error: Ermagerd it's gerbage der
Nightvalien28: huzzah am not late
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Anubis169: hey Foxmar320, somebody gifty-subbed me to your channel while I was asleep :D foxmarLOVE
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ehsteveG: I've gotta go to class shortly but enjoy your garbage!
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Sarcastic_comma: Idea, they should do a vr watch and play
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wildpeaks: vr watch & play might be too cruel
thetoastmonster: It literally IS garbage day today, my bins were emptied and the recycling collected.
Foxmar320: Anubis169 yeah it was a sub explosion on stream last night. I was so happy :D
Jeezy56: the garbage man can, marge, the garbage man can...
PhoenixMelior: storm count's only 10? I must be early
Piratical_tendancies: lrrGARBO
Anubis169: thetoastmonster: into this show
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Metric_Furlong: Sarcastic_comma I don't know if they have a working Virtual Boy Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: @sarcastic_comma, dear ghod, that would kill poor Alex.
TXC2: LRR is not washing up the vomit after a VR W+P
AdmiralMemo: @phyrexian_illithid Fixed that for ya
shamblingkrenshar: Oh phew, I'm not late.
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Meltalar: let the garbage commence!
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Dared00: Yeee, right on time. Hi chat
Anaerin: Sub train!
TXC2: hello Dared00 welcome
Skyboss1996: Yee haw
Dumori: @thetoastmonster same here it’s how I remember if it’s recycling or waste week is if it’s W&P or not
Meltalar: subtrain inc!
Piratical_tendancies: Let's get this sub train a-rolling
Skyboss1996: FROOT FROOT
phyrexian_illithid: @admiralmemo lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
johkmil: cheer100 Remember to recycle on this garbage day; green keys goes in the green bin, red keys goes in the red bin, and so on.
Meltalar: TEETH!
Pariah164: My trash goes out tuesday, sadly
AdmiralMemo: @Dumori Is Garbage Day the Garbage Week?
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greatwahooney: Solar lap complete! When doing a bit, do you sometimes find yourself chomping at it?
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Foxmar320: The sub train is now leaving the station
FireRogue: 👋👋👋
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chickenace11: I think that the makers of these games all end up in the bad place
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Pangogie: Turns out I've had the message thing disabled for all 21 months. Sup, #fam.
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arcaneIllumination: Almost at the end of first semester of senior year... So much work ... so many projects ... Ability to care about quality draining. All hail the blessed sanity restoring (at least for me) break that is Garbage Day.
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tim19862: or this A train rolling lrrBEEJ
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Vyous: Garbage train!
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wildpeaks: always recycle your wooden crates, kids
Foxmar320: The sub train is still leaving the station
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fiftycrates: First sub-train...are there I need to queue...oh god it's already happening...uhh...i like turtles!
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n_mandrag: tangHi tangHi tangHi
AntiCrepuscular: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:04.
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APrioriOfNothing: Just jumping on the train, I can't stick around due to work but thanks for the years of entertainment and I'll catch y'all on the vod.
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Meltalar: only 21... comon chat....
TXC2: steady
Meltalar: theres gotaa be more!
Metric_Furlong: we're going off the rails on a garbage train
sir_jack_DB: wait for it....
AntiCrepuscular: garbage time! lrrHORN
CraziestOwl: Hi guys
B4rberblacksheep: Stay on target
TXC2: hold
Piratical_tendancies: stay on target...
AdmiralMemo: @Dumori Also... that seems weird to me, because in Baltimore, we have recycling and garbage every week (on different days)
wildpeaks: *blinks*
Senovan: gotta up the storm count
tim19862: fiftycrates lrrAWESOME
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Nigouki: uwu what garbage is this
SquirrelLilly: Time to watch from the shower 'cause self care is important.
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TheFaceofCho: The past year has been a doozy, and the past month even more so. Thanks for being a steady touchstone for me, you guys. <3
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Anaerin: Yeah, 2018 has been a hell of a decade.
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SolKaIra: First time catching watch and play live in a long time, this is gonna be fun.
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AdmiralMemo: Alright, I've got a codefall, people... Get ready...
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benv0li0: Great seeing you at Pax Unplugged, Hope to see you soon
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tim19862: Garbage can standing by lrrBEEJ
sir_jack_DB: um
Metric_Furlong: !panic
GroutNASA: Garbage wait!!
thetoastmonster: A special hello to anyone watching this as a VoD some time in the future. Sorry you couldn't be here, we miss you.
Pariah164: Red Waste standing by
Foxmar320: This is how you know its going to be a good W+P when the logo crashes and this is the entire stream
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: pancake?
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DarkMorford: Whoo, sub train! Happy Holidays, everyone!
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Turtlevoid: Garbage.exe has failed.
AdmiralMemo: ?codefall
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DiscordianTokkan: Into the dirty thirties of months subbed! Woooo!
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TheFaceofCho: it's super weird NOT being on the VOD
tim19862: Rothchild's septic sucking service standing by lrrBEEJ
sag3error: hot mic?
Astra7525: welp... looks like Russian Malware has yet again claimed the Gaming PC :D
Sanityis0verrated: yay something to pass the time
phyrexian_illithid: When is Lrr streaming Blue Dude Bamboozle 2?
wildpeaks: I guess they installed russian malware again and Paul is extinguishing the fire
r_craddz: I assume Graham is having issues strapping Alex down so he cant run away :)
AdmiralMemo: @thetoastmonster Are VOD people related to cardiac people?
GenericHerooo: Haha
tim19862: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrAWESOME lrrDARK lrrHEART
Anaerin: sag3error: No, that's just the "Best of Room Tone: Moonbase edition" playing
TXC2: Here we GO!
dialMforMara: no, vod people are like pod people, but more vocal
t3h_f1gm3nt: IT BEGINS
ChaoTiX89: Hey all! Happy a Garbage Day
Pariah164: Yeyeyeyeye
billiam_mayzing: still recovering from desert bus
tim19862: buckle up
Foxmar320: oh boy time for some stuff
thetoastmonster: @AdmiralMemo I don't understand the reference
Jeezy56: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
shamblingkrenshar: Gaaaarbage daaaaaay
AdmiralMemo: @phyrexian_illithid I prefer Yeller Feller Endeavour
sir_jack_DB: ooooh boy
SAJewers: naeTATO
Laogeodritt: Oh man, garbage! \o/
GenericHerooo: \o/
TheAinMAP: It begins.
EspersJundWolf: Wooooooooo!!!!!
cleekru: lrrHEART
Skyboss1996: YOOOO
tim19862: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGARBO lrrAWESOME
Spriteclad: Yews! Made it just in time!
Contiguouskittycat: Oh shit, it
notthepenguins: GARBAGE DAY
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
Foxmar320: LOL
Anubis169: Yooooo lrrAWESOME
CraziestOwl: Woooooooo
Laogeodritt: @t3h_f1gm3nt Oh hi there, I just saw you on Jeej's esports vod =P
Pangogie: Spiffy Alex! :D
ProfClarySage: yaaay Garbage Day! Hi chat :D
Contiguouskittycat: Oh shit, it's dat stream
Foxmar320: The mug is on point for this show
CptCorallis: Wow that mug
TemporallyAwry: WOW ....
TheFaceofCho: woooooooooooooooow
Skyboss1996: OH HAI ALEX
FreshToastLord: Bratty a sub?
MysteryShackFortunes: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:10.
lukyhemee: nice mug
AdmiralMemo: @thetoastmonster Oh that's an old W&P reference
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that's great
ehsteveG: Lovin the hair Alex!
delta__vee: alex means the other kind of sub
tim19862: LOL
CleverCrumbish: ALEX NO
Dr_fragenstien: Alex... T_T
B4rberblacksheep: WOW Hey Alex
GenericHerooo: The mug!!! xD
noSmokeFire: I see you, Alex
TheAinMAP: That's some mug.
Skyboss1996: We missed that
Anaerin: Wow, Alex. Just wow.
Spriteclad: Nice haircut, Alex!
Piratical_tendancies: that.. mug
tim19862: LUL
DoodlestheGreat: Graham, that's a nice sweater.
Pariah164: ALEX.
blip2004: that better be hot chocolat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they shifted the room
fiftycrates: Alex Steacy: Power Bottom!
Khador1: Yo, I forgot how beardly Graham was in that intro
SolarBlitz1: Alex PLS
coolbond: alex looks like emo spiderman
arcaneIllumination: Alex! Looking fine!
Sarcastic_comma: hi
CastleOtranto: It IS shit, Austin.
Dr_fragenstien: Hey! HeyGuys
FreshToastLord: BDSM Stream incoming
SolarJudas: Lookin sharp today Alex
Squiidd_pope: cheer50 I miss Alex’s goggles...
bi0buster: Look it's important to know boundaries.
ReynardWrecca: Bratty sub?! Wow, Alex.
Foxmar320: Hello Alex and Graham
TheAlanHeffley: ha
TiredNiall: It's a real bratty sub that calls you out on a livestream
Meltalar: Alex, you look great!
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Looking good, my dudes
CleverCrumbish: Alex Graham didn't consent to this!
Robot_Bones: graham is too much of a cinnamon roll for this talk
StageMgrRob: Nice hair Alex👍
AdmiralMemo: @thetoastmonster One of the games had a warning that it was "not for cardiac people"
FlyingUltraCar: new hairstyle looks good, Alex!
TemporallyAwry: "A Hair Push"
Spriteclad: Ah, okay. Nice hair... arrangement, then?
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: cheer250 Needed a Garbage Day this week while dealing with kidney stones.
kassy_13: oh nice glasses
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lighting_bolt_123: ahh arlax
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wildpeaks: a subtle beveling
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DoodlestheGreat: "Quality" over quantity?
Lunareclipse123: Oh, so *that's* why the coffee tastes like shit. NO THAT'S NOT WHY
shamblingkrenshar: Ahhh the joyous biweekly garbage day.
chickenace11: the games are wide not long
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Lex_Peacekeeper: Aint that every day Graham? pretty sure Alex just wants to nope out
wildpeaks: the crapshot did say it's good for your poops, now we know why
MacSquizzy: Hi Alex it was cool to see your human body at the PAX!
ThorSokar: hahaha, Beej upperdecked the coffee maker?
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tim19862 remembers to lower volume
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wildpeaks: Beej intensifies ?
banwidthraptor: Just in time for the train
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CptCorallis: oh wow, beej saw the picture.
tim19862: yes, we heard beej
TXC2: Beej pls
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: doing a eat?
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: 420 here too
TiredNiall: Did Kathleen say she was gonna eat the poke, THEN bring it back? Is she gonna regurgitate it into G's mouth?
o0sk_ren0o: Woo, didn't miss it?
couldntpickausername: was fixing a bookshelf, had to empty it. currently sitting surrounded by stacks of books that I need ot put away.
lighting_bolt_123: @whadidbeejputindpie woot woot
Chatty_Protagonist: PAX Unplugged was awesome!
t3h_f1gm3nt: east coast blaze it!
Sanityis0verrated: i have been wanting to try poke but my roommate hates it
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 I can't gift it to ya either
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Pariah164: I want to find the best place possible I can get to in my state before I try poke
Foxmar320: sub train still leaving the station
gleamdemon: that train is just rolling through the station
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tim19862: nice
Lunareclipse123: @HopPoleStudios I loved your Zeta intro!
noSmokeFire: what size cheesecake
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 A gift sub won't break a streak
Karfsma778: Cheer 500
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shamblingkrenshar: Did you see Gritty in the wild while you were out there?
Chatty_Protagonist: That is untrue
AdmiralMemo: @Karfsma778 No space
TheElrad: How many Gritties did you do, Alex?
Sanityis0verrated: that is fair pariah
Crad0k: LoadingReadyRun have you tweeted yet?
notaballoon: beej is an insane man
Chatty_Protagonist: I was there.
Skyboss1996: GRITTY TALK
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Philly has a great variety of food. Halal, Chinese, Thai, etc.
TheOtherTrevor: medium rare. wait.
wildpeaks: how many layers of cheesesteaks are you on my dude
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo will it not? i thought someone was complaining about that? is it twitch prime that breaks the streak?
Karfsma778: cheer500
TheOtherTrevor: that is regular steak
Foxmar320: lol
Mag_Chundysquatch: ahahahaha
tim19862: LUL
o0sk_ren0o: oh god
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 Yes
DiscordianTokkan: Alexago
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Provolone YES
notaballoon: dim sum is where it's at
Sanityis0verrated: I was thinking of making it myself
tim19862: wow
Metric_Furlong: Alex pls
ThorSokar: Did anyone gift you a Gritty head?
ghostvalv: waow
Prophetx05: nice
Skyboss1996: PROVALONE
Robot_Bones: How much Gritty Flesh per Cheese Stek?
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo thank you! :)
Dared00: YESSS
Pariah164: AHEGAO
NekomimiNinja: post Immediately!
Foxmar320: I can't wait to see this
Alness49: I hope they were better then the first cheesesteak that I had, which was so greasy it permiated the TIN FOIL and stained my trousers
TiredNiall: The correct way to eat a cheesesteak is with your mouth. Fight me Philly!
Crad0k: woop woop
Dr_fragenstien: cheese wiz DansGame
t3h_f1gm3nt: CHEESE WHIZ?! vomit vomit vomit vomit
Karfsma778: Provolone is the right choice.
JoeKim: dont knock it until you try it graham
Chatty_Protagonist: Provolone!
noSmokeFire: the scientific method
Misslinnythebaker: or American cheese
Solipsody: Provolone is objectively correct.
SAJewers: graham: can see the mic in shot
tim19862: provolone, but I'm in california
greatwahooney: see you on the vod, I'm afraid. my internet decided to be complete shit about half an hour ago and won't let go.
kassy_13: it sounds...disgusting
KeirenH: cheese whiz?? WHY!?!
Scarbble: provolone for life
Pteraspidomorphi: Makes sense
Anaerin: Cheez Whiz, please. They're not allowed to call it "Cheese"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: provolone (but the secret tech is pepperjack)
Invitare: Provolone isn't something you can get in the UK.
Chatty_Protagonist: Wiz can suck it!
Squiidd_pope: Philly cheese steaks are actually quite good dispite me having been raised in Texas
Misslinnythebaker: YES
Foxmar320: We have it here as well G
Gekyouryuu: I prefer mozzarella cheesesteaks
Tempest2097: Agreed
Twinklebees: I look away from playing Dancing games to see Alex doing the Double Peace Ahegao. What a day...
Chatty_Protagonist: Fight ME
oakentree: ohno
kassy_13: i don't know what provolone is either
Pariah164: CHeese Whiz is disgusting
Karfsma778: You are correct.
strifeheart_: provolone is Correct
Tempest2097: Cheez wiz is an abomination
TheAinMAP: Hello Beej.
DiscordianTokkan: Cheez Whiz is not technically cheese, it's like, modified milk rubber
kassy_13: mozarella is nice
Prophetx05: New playmat!
wildpeaks: neat
Ckiva: personally i'm antivolone
Foxmar320: It looks so good
CptCorallis: The new playmat is sweet
AdmiralMemo: That looks weird
Skyboss1996: LRR's Bizzare Adventure
kassy_13: it is gorgeous
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cheetoJack: ~lasttweet playmat
tim19862: heh
Mangledpixel: oh WOW
shamblingkrenshar: OH MY GOD I NEED IT
LRRTwitter: [5d ago] @loadingreadyrun> Due to the, uh, VERY positive reaction to the Jojo/LRR playmat, it is available RIGHT NOW from the online store ALONG WITH our new Dice Friends dice bags!! | 📷 ||
Jacobontherun1: Oh Yes
Aeraliz: oh that's GOOOOD
RonnyConcrete: OMG
coelopteryx: it's So Good
ChaoTiX89: time for me to go to work. enjoy all, catch you on the VOD!
ClodiumSoride: OMG
Chatty_Protagonist: So good.
KeirenH: That
Alness49: Is dis dem Jojos I hear so much about?
lighting_bolt_123: yooo
RonnyConcrete: YES
Invitare: Is that a Jojo referemce?
chickenace11: I NEED IT
Pariah164: NICE
Scarbble: that mat is SO GOOD
kassy_13: i love paul????
noSmokeFire: how did you guys decide show should have which pose/character?
Juniper_P1: I don't play magic... I want it anyway
m0nkeyrama: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
tim19862: who did the art?
Squiidd_pope: YES
Skyboss1996: look at all these handsom beople
Sanityis0verrated: so amazing
Tempest2097: WHAT
Prophetx05: Awaken My Masters!
Gravisigoth: YOOO
ReynardWrecca: NOICE.
TheAlanHeffley: oh my glob!
ClodiumSoride: I think I need that.
wildpeaks: feast your eyes
hippitybobbity: Sono Chi No Sadame! PLAAAAAAAAYMAAAAAT
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh man the more I look at it the better it gets
CraziestOwl: What’s a cheesesteak
Pariah164: That is so good!!!
Nightvalien28: heather looks amazing
Squiidd_pope: I NEED IT
Aeraliz: I LOVE it
ThorSokar: wow, who drew that?
Riandisa: So fun
AdmiralMemo: Why do they look so strange?
Rockario: Did folks have any input aabout what pose they got?
FreshToastLord: Both joBeej and real beej are hawt
t3h_f1gm3nt: i don't even jojo but everyone looks SOOOO GOOOOD
Misslinnythebaker: cheese whiz is nuclear yellow ass drippings
lord_wertornion: I need both lrrAWESOME
ehsteveG: Cam is Jotaro LMAO
kassy_13: heather DOES look amazing in it
SrMuskrat: Look at all those Big Beefy Bois
Anaerin: That looks like it would make an ideal mouse&keyboardpad
Earthenone: jo tro's bizzare playmat would be the same poses, but all doggos
Anubis169: ok uhh.. for the benefit of those of us who don't know... what is CheeseWiz and what is Provalone?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: anyone else find it hard to tell the beardsm'ns apart?
Decaped: that sure does look a lot like JoJO
Questhere: everyones soo buff!
dreaminginautumn: IT MUST BE MINE
Foxmar320: OMG that tweet. That TWEET
Skyboss1996: *sip*
TXC2: Anubis169 types of cheese
PunkRockZoologist: It’s so good. I don’t even play Magic but I want that.
CaptainSpam: Still no 4XL shirts, though. lrrAWW
Dared00: Oh. My. God. This tweet. This photo.
cheetoJack: cheese whiz comes in a can, spray cheese
Squiidd_pope: Ben as Digorno is so on brand me thinks
TXC2: Anubis169 with cheez wiz being """""Cheese""""""
wildpeaks: food-adjacent entities
Chatty_Protagonist: Hi Alex, I'm the guy that Cyclonic Rifted in Modern.
SolarJudas: That tweet tho
AdmiralMemo: @CaptainSpam I feel ya, even though I'm only 3X
Scarbble: @craziestowl thin sliced beef, grilled onions and peppers (optional) and cheese on a bun
noSmokeFire: @Anubis169 provolone is just a mild cheese, served in slices. cheese whiz is bright orange and comes from a spray can
Solipsody: @Anubis169 Provolone is a nice Italian cheese. Cheez Whiz is an edible oil product.
SrMuskrat: @Anubis169 Provolone is a type of cheese and cheese whiz is fake spray cheese in a can
FireRogue: any news re: db poster ship dates?
Invitare: Anubis169 Provolone looks like mozerrella, I think cheezewiz is that stuff in a spray can
Tempest2097: Asian Fusion tapas?
Tempest2097: Oh man
kassy_13: @Anubis169 i think cheezwhiz is a can? liquidy yellow stuff??? but i'm also not american and actually have no idea
Anaerin: Anubis169: "Cheez Whiz" is a "Processed cheese product". Semi-liquid "Cheddar-esque" cheese product in a jar.
shamblingkrenshar: Dobing does seem like it would be a JoJo pose.
ReynardWrecca: Damn that tweet. Alex, you're confusing me, brother, you're confusing me in all kinda ways.
Alness49: Cam looks especially spicy on that mat
Meltalar: cheese whiz is not cheese!
Gekyouryuu: cheer50 I prefer mozzarella cheesesteaks, personally
Anubis169: okay, thank you all very much
Squiidd_pope: Tapas?
lighting_bolt_123: @misslinnythebaker Laughed so hard I hit my head on the wall when you said that
FinnKaenbyou: Wait, is the stream almost over or just starting? I just came in so I'm unsure
e_bloc: I did confuse James and Adam at first but clothing/tattoos do make it obvious
Skyboss1996: Paul's got the big beard
Anaerin: FinnKaenbyou: Just starting.
Juliamon: The canned "cheese" is Easy Cheese
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 Yes. It's "cheese product"
TXC2: FinnKaenbyou just starting
FireFlower18: wait why did I just wall into?
FinnKaenbyou: neat!
Pariah164: Adam is hot IRL and hot in the art.
Pariah164: Yes. I said it.
GenericHerooo: Agree
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo it really doesn't sound great...
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It’s time for Watch+Play! | Alex is gonna play some garbooo! | 📷 ||
DiscordianTokkan: @Anubis169 CheezWhiz is salty rendered down "american cheese" (like the single slices) in a jar. Provolone is a stretchy cheese close to mozzarella.
Foxmar320: Good start
t3h_f1gm3nt: it honestly took me too long to realize who adam was >.< i finally remembered about his sleeve
GenericHerooo: (?)
kassy_13: @Pariah164 agree
notaballoon: you people who are disgusted by the idea of cheez whiz on a cheesesteak are misunderstanding the cheesesteak
TXC2: Pariah164 you are not wrong
cheetoJack: oh thats a good tweet
Nightvalien28: oooof
wildpeaks: jumpscares
Daedrin: cheer100 cheer100 can't sub atm but here's some bits! choo choo
Juliamon: Oh boy.
shamblingkrenshar: Everyone get out your cards!
Lunareclipse123: Aah, the Garth Merenghi game
Alness49: Starting a generator
CleverCrumbish: Garth marenghi's dark places?
ClodiumSoride: Not the Quake engine port?
Twinklebees: Though nor Darkplace, which is an amazing 80's horror hospital drama
SAJewers: mic in shot?
Spriteclad: why is the cursor just the Shift icon from old Apple keyboards
Mangledpixel: !bingo
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Saulens181: !bingo
MenomeTwitch: I'm Garth MArenghi
Robot_Bones: JUMPSCARE!
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Foxmar320: Really? huh
noSmokeFire: honestly, that seems fitting
Laogeodritt: Oh god stretching D=
Squiidd_pope: Oh geez that picture
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 It's an acquired taste, and it's definitely not healthy
kassy_13: how odd
Tempest2097: @Twinklebees YES
Dared00: Oooooh, a Gameguru game.
TXC2: "Music"
Theycallmejokke: Time to find the key to start the generator
Daedrin: Some people are into stretching Kappa
Skyboss1996: mawp
jadedcynic: we're getting it better than they are?!?
bi0buster: Get yer bingo cards out!
Mag_Chundysquatch: there are no "options"
Tempest2097: Sadly no Garth Marenghi
Foxmar320: Yep standard horror game music
Anaerin: Well, it's copyright "Bloody Pixel".
e_bloc: 2018 game, has to be good
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KeirenH: Oh wow, that tweet photo is amazing
Piratical_tendancies: here we go folks
Amentur: cohhBass
Squiidd_pope: Thats how you know your tweet game is string
ReynardWrecca: Already a STRONG start.
ClodiumSoride: Graham has an aura around him.
DoodlestheGreat: They get a point for one thing right.
shamblingkrenshar: I'm pulling up a Lets Nope and Watch+Play one.
o0sk_ren0o: @LoadingReadyRun While I love the mat and have just ordered it, actually selling it as "JoJo's Bizzare..." anything seems risky.
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo i mean, what cheese is that healthy anyway ;) :P
thetoastmonster: bass cannon bass cannon bass cannon
t3h_f1gm3nt: i....never needed to see alex's ahegao face >.<
LbxAni: hey Graham, that was a really cool Vlog you put up :)
chickenace11: If you look up the cheez whiz wikipedia page there is a photo of cheez whiz on a cheesestake
jadedcynic: '96? So this is 'retro'
wildpeaks: I've played old Half Life mods with that aesthetic, so it could still be good so far
delta__vee: *spooky fingers* aspect ratios
Anaerin: e_bloc: You're new here, right?
TXC2: it looks so good
TheFaceofCho: I call at least one cell phone where it shouldn't be
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 I mean, even in "cheese" standards
Tempest2097: It LOADS like it's from 1996
Skyboss1996: OMG that tweet
noSmokeFire: truth in advertising
notaballoon: it's not healthy, say the people debating cheesesteaks Kappa
e_bloc: @Anaerin :D
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ajthesatyr: Time for some spoops
PMAvers: I mean, it's called Dark Places, right?
Earthenone: i mean its what it said on the tin
Foxmar320: No options. A+ GOTY
jadedcynic: Welcome to getting older, Gen Y :D
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo wow
ajthesatyr: OR just poop
JaymicUnyielding: This is truly a Dark Places
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hello, is dark
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Theatre mode, engage!
Tempest2097: Ohhhhhh no
wildpeaks: "options ? what are you, some kind of casual ?"
Skyboss1996: hello Gamma
CptCorallis: Now I can have period pieces made about my Childhood! Hooray for the inevitability of time.
kassy_13: hahahaha
FreshToastLord: That laboured breathing tho
bi0buster: Oh oh oh I think we've seen this engine? That health display looks familiar.
thirsty_kitteh: It...looked ok for me?
KeirenH: change the monitor gamma
noSmokeFire: TOS
MikoKisai: thank you Graham
thetoastmonster: just twist either of the nobs
ClodiumSoride: Graham, is the monitor you play on still darker than we see on the stream?
TheElrad: Options are for games made in this Millenia, Alex
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Twist it!
Tempest2097: Oh thanks
Piratical_tendancies: Oh look! environment!
Dumori: It was surpisingly decent before on my rig at least...
Tempest2097: Much better
Laogeodritt: I can just imagine TotalBiscuit (may he rest in peace) ripping into this game for the no options.
Kramburger: That's like when Donnie Darko came out it was described as a period piece
fiftycrates: dat FOV tho
Skyboss1996: a big room
kassy_13: that looks difficult
Dumori: Housepital
DiscordianTokkan: A House-pital
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FreshToastLord: we're so smol
tim19862: I've been bing watching Early Edition lately. THAT'S some 90's business.
TXC2: Period peices on the 90's are gonna be aweful
FireFlower18: that rug has a word on it
kassy_13: nobody! says! that!
lord_wertornion: someone has trouble breathing
Anaerin: ClodiumSoride: Yes. Also there's two MASSIVE, BRIGHT floodlights in their faces.
jadedcynic: I've been putting up with 'retro' revivals of much of the trash of MY childhood... (to be fair, a few good things coming back too, tho)
Foxmar320: I hear heavy breathing so jump scare when?
wildpeaks: well this escalated quickly
Skyboss1996: auto doors. nice
Metric_Furlong: I mean it's lo-fi, in a house, it's basically Anatomy, right? Kappa
Tempest2097: Yeah, back before the economic crash you could potentially afford a house like this
Squiidd_pope: ITS A FPS MAKER GANE
Meark: this house already doesn't make sense
Misslinnythebaker: @lighting_bolt_123 lol it's an unfortunate truth
Lex_Peacekeeper: this is at least a PS2 quality game alex
wildpeaks: but I dig it
TheFaceofCho: you are Very Short
kassy_13: the breathing is so loud and my ears hate this
thetoastmonster: It has a tiled ceiling
Meltalar: why is there ground on the floor
Skyboss1996: who tiles their ceiling?
LordZarano: Copyright 2018 BLOODY PIXEL, maybe that's why it's pixelated
Saulens181: @Squiidd_pope please elaborate
tim19862: yeah
fiftycrates: oh that's exactly it
Admiralmatt: Had a great time getting to meet Alex at PAX unplugged. cheer55
Skyboss1996: yeah, that's what is
FreshToastLord: That breathing ASMR is getting a bit much
Alness49: It's a club corridor
e_bloc: oooh what a feeling. we're garbage on the ceiling
Dumori: It looks trippy I liek it
Dr_fragenstien: that scans
fiftycrates: yeah no that checks out
Mangledpixel: LordZarano no relation :P
Solipsody: Hallway sandwich.
GeeItSomeLaldy: You guys should play some Ludum Dare games... not LRR, but you guys, chat.
ReynardWrecca: You are around 2 1/2 - 3 feet tall.
Rockario: Do I sense a gravity-flipping mechanic incoming?
ThorSokar: Is the player short or is the place just tall?
shamblingkrenshar: I guess I'm scared, so mission accomplished?
notaballoon: you couldn't afford it outright, but you could take out an incredibly inflated mortgage
Skyboss1996: I m F r e a k i n g o u t
PunkRockZoologist: Alex, what were you saying about 90s period pieces?
Foxmar320: Thats an interesting idea
wildpeaks: typical monday
Dumori: This beat, it's almost a rave
jadedcynic: I'm sorry, I burped when the 'jumpscare' happened; what did the quiet, calm female voice say?
Dared00: I had linoleum tiles on ceiling in my old bathroom
Anaerin: ThorSokar: Yes.
Solipsody: But what kind of cheese do you put on it?
Tempest2097: Someone's ready to party.
noSmokeFire: jump!
lighting_bolt_123: That's actually really cool
GenericHerooo: We are in the roof?
Skyboss1996: oh good
DahudLefthanded: Is this Source engine? It looks kinda like a Source engine thing.
TXC2: Im fine with this being something that happens HALF WAY into a horror game :P
Squiidd_pope: @saulens181 this is a game made using a program called FPS maker
Crad0k: the creepy hallway thing is neat, but the dubstep kinda takes away from things
fiftycrates: THIS SEEMS NORMAL
tim19862: lol
Spriteclad: why did they use the Transformers font for the UI?!?!
Lex_Peacekeeper: welcome to the nightmare board game!
strifeheart_: ah, one of these rooms
GMSTR: ive seen this before...
Dared00: @DahudLefthanded Gameguru
Squiidd_pope: It’s quite garbage
jadedcynic: what did that say in the caption?
Alness49: Suddenly Max Payne
delta__vee: does what it says on the tin
t3h_f1gm3nt: i just got themeing whiplash
Daedrin: welp
ClodiumSoride: Oh no, it's Nightmare!
Skyboss1996: left
BloodForTheCorelab: left!
TiredNiall: I'm actually kinda digging this
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Turn around.
BellaDante__: you know this isnt the worse thing they've played
jadedcynic: "go left not to die?
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TheWolfQueen: garbage?? garbage!!
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rendelnep: GET INTO THE SEE
thetoastmonster: one always lies and one always tells the truth
GMSTR: both
ajthesatyr: Man I hate this architect
ReynardWrecca: Alright, that's neat.
Daedrin: bye then
GeeItSomeLaldy: "Is it a crap game?" Yes. "Is it made in Unity" Yes
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point :D
Sarcastic_comma: this is way too high quality
ClodiumSoride: Watch out for the Blagole
DiscordianTokkan: Is this Nightmare the PC game now? Can you fall into the blaggole?
shamblingkrenshar: One of these directions tells the truth, the other always lies.
kassy_13: #goleft
Skyboss1996: nope, wasn't left
accountmadeforants: So far this seems kinda decent. Like an intentional PS2-era callback.
bi0buster: This fov tho.
nestuff: is this a new version of spooky's jump scare mansion?
DahudLefthanded: >"Gameguru" Hoo boy
Foxmar320: oh we found the dead body room
fiftycrates: holy shit it *is* Nightmare
Invitare: so edgy
Mangledpixel: is this procgen perhaps?
Anubis169: LOL
tim19862: where's the 'pool Kappa
TemporallyAwry: lrrWOW
notaballoon: well that's fine then
bi0buster: That's very tiny typeface for such a large note.
Dared00: They all deserve it! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Skyboss1996: watch yer step eh
DahudLefthanded: Well that door was alarmingly short
wintermelonandteeth: can you guys actually fall?
wildpeaks: honestly I like it so far
PMAvers: I feel like we're five seconds away from finding some slipgates to choose difficulty and then getting a shotgun.
Solipsody: What's great about this game is it has a very strong, unifying theme. What's bad is that the theme is "ugly".
ajthesatyr: No keys so far, only buttons
ClodiumSoride: Thus far this isn't terrible.
bi0buster: Is this the prequel to devil daggers?
Foxmar320: oh we found the room where we keep the death pit
AdmiralMemo: That's a spicy meatball
fiftycrates: STOP! You, the one who is moving now...
Earthenone: first steps a doozie
Nightvalien28: so far no crates
jadedcynic: "I wonder what that did." - Kyle Katarn
GeeItSomeLaldy: quick! iddqd
tim19862: reminds me of quake 2
AdmiralMemo: Tiiiiiiiime is on our side
BloodForTheCorelab: by the cities skyline guy alex?
Pteraspidomorphi: This font seems familiar
lighting_bolt_123: it's a water clock
Tempest2097: Oh yeah, Killdozer guy
phyrexian_illithid: Just got back, why are they playing dark souls?
Invitare: Edge levels increasing
ReynardWrecca: DO IT
RoeDent89: Papyrus?
Skyboss1996: he was a guy who armored up a bulldozer
jadedcynic: huh
Dumori: He just whent butts oh ANGRO
aesir_blade: Like you do
Skyboss1996: he was hard to stop, but he didn't move very fast
TubeAlloy: Just arrived, is the door sound the only thing lifted wholesale from legend of grimrock?
jadedcynic: were conspiring against HIM, alone
tim19862: Is that a movie or something
tim19862: ?
jkoon78076: you guys streaming always cheers me up when I'm having a bad day. thanks so much guys
RoeDent89: That looks like a nice chunky mug!
ThorSokar: He built a kill dozer, because the city council told him no
Drakas: did you know that the dice friends bag is on your store as was $0.00
notaballoon: profess too lofty ideals Kreygasm
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:12.
Earthenone: thats why you never meet your heros alex lrrBEEJ
TXC2: jkoon78076 lrrHEART
amythist: tim19862 nope legit real guy
Foxmar320: Everything is a puzzle
tim19862: wooooow
notaballoon: naivety Kreygasm
CapnRobert: oh ya that guy was totally crazy, I dont remember him ever being thought of as anything other than crazy though
Dumori: These chonky buttons and activation sounds are so 90s
moxamber26: What game is this?
DahudLefthanded: Anyone remember the old Theodore Sturgeon short story "Killdozer!", with the murderous bulldozer that was haunted by thetans?
GeeItSomeLaldy: Puzzles? So this is like Myst, but good?
MacSquizzy: Oh did you watch the donoteat video?
bi0buster: That's a strange lamp.
Skyboss1996: oh boy, puzzles
GenericHerooo: xD
AdmiralMemo: Hallo frond
Tiber727: The killdozer guy went to sell his property. They didn't agree on the price, so the company got the local government to use Eminent Domain to sell to them at a price they wanted.
BellaDante__: oh its Smash Ultimate
plummeting_sloth: ah, my man lamp. ties the room together
tim19862: LUL
Kykiwi: LOL
jadedcynic: this is very Quake II...
bi0buster: HAHAHA
AdmiralMemo: Hahahaha
Foxmar320: wut
kassy_13: wow
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrWOW
Chartle: LUL
KidAmn: Aw heck I missed the start of garbage day
NovusUltimus: For a moment I could have sworn I had already seen you play this game, but it was Jim Sterling I had seen playing this one.
Dumori: kay
Kykiwi: thanks dec
wafflesoup: LUL
Mag_Chundysquatch: WOW
GoblinRanger: that's an interesting one
wildpeaks: oh honey
TheFaceofCho: woooooooooooooooooooow
LairofLore: yeah he was kind of a butt and owed a fair amount of money, so reasonable reaction, homemade tank
Kykiwi: dev *
fiftycrates: Ah, there it is
ReynardWrecca: Blimey.
empyreon: LUL
GeeItSomeLaldy: wuuut
Metric_Furlong: lrrWOW
lighting_bolt_123: lolol
e_bloc: well at least they aren't beating around the bush
CptCorallis: That is one heck of a disclaimer
GenericHerooo: Haha
ClodiumSoride: Points for honesty?
Amentur: lrrWOW
FinnKaenbyou: Fu*k As*
Alness49: A bad workman blames his tools.
JaymicUnyielding: aw, you were doing so well
bi0buster: Fourth wall: Shattered
tim19862: lrrWOW katesWa katesOw
DahudLefthanded: He's not wrong about the engine
strifeheart_: ah, the classic fuck ass engine
CastleOtranto: lrrHERE
Juniper_P1: there's the W+P-ness
Anubis169 dies laughing twice
Piratical_tendancies: lrrWOW
Laogeodritt: HOW TO FIX BUGS: tell the user to avoid the bug
ThorSokar: hahaha
lord_wertornion: immersion broken
Dr_fragenstien: At least they know their engine sucks
noSmokeFire: h*ck d*ang
MidgardSerpent: hey at least he masked the profanity, right?
Dumori: Pls Stagger save plox
DoodlestheGreat: Well.... He's giving us a warning...
GenericHerooo: XD
chickenace11: well now this is a new level even for this show
jadedcynic: yeah, graham, so was I?
ThorSokar: at least he's honest
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banwidthraptor: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TXC2: good grief
Tempest2097: WOW
ZeniteZero: Well, then...
FreshToastLord: Wow
NekomimiNinja: Funk Ash?
NathanJay_GA: It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools
Reecer6: Hey, Unity's great, you jerk!
hippitybobbity: you dumb shit,
BloodForTheCorelab: i kinda dig the enguine?
Pariah164: lrrWOW
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Solipsody: Sooo... Save scumming recommended by scummy dev?
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lightpagoda: an artist doesnt blame his tools!
notaballoon: this tipped you off? not the edgemaster typo filled forum post?
Tempest2097: Fucking wow
CaptainSpam: Okay, I'll give them credit for the doors not being double-hinged like in most first-person games, but...
Skyboss1996: cause we already know the words
tim19862: is that papyrus?
wildpeaks: not to mention, why not put the disclaimer in the beginning
Silver__Knight_: Even told you to stagger-save
Juniper_P1: also, is that Papyrus?
PhoenixMelior: lrrEFF lrrASS
Astra7525: btw. Is that Papyrus?
MacSquizzy: At least he's honest
Pariah164: It's in Papyrus oh GOD
plummeting_sloth: there's a curse in there somewhere, boys, and we'll find it
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Metric_Furlong: Tempest2097 Fu*king wo*
Juliamon: No that's not Papyrus
EOstby: H*ck
SketchyDetails: B*llocks
Alness49: If you feel you shouldn't swear, don't swear!
TXC2: chat dont
Dared00: It's GameGuru
CraziestOwl: So tired but must watch !!!!!!
ChakatLunar: not papyrus, but it does look like a related font
Pariah164: Sa*sage
Tempest2097: D**B**nit!
Reecer6: Ze
How_Fedorable: engine is in early access too xD
jadedcynic: dyslexia sucks; dear puzzlemakers; STOP USING ANA-FUCKING-GRAMS
Solipsody: What's offensive about the phrase Funk Asp anyway? It's a good engine if you like dancing snakes.
Darleysam: I like the censored 'ass' too
CleverCrumbish: implying this dev doesn't want to get twitter brigaded by Fuck Ass fans
dreaminginautumn: If this game was released 15 years ago it would have been ok. An Undying rip-off but ok
GeeItSomeLaldy: He's not using *A* Fu*k As* engine, he's using *THE* Fu*k As* engine
hippitybobbity: @solipsody man fuck snakes Im allergic
PhoenixMelior: that font reminds me of Guise of the Wolf for some reason
Reecer6: See, I asterisk-censor, but only because I don't like swearing, not to actually censor information.
Jay_Blanc: I made some p*mpk*n p*e anyone want a sl*ce?
Anubis169: Closet the Phoenix?
noSmokeFire: hey, they censored it. it could be a asp engine
PhoenixMelior: hello?
hippitybobbity: so, none of the buttons do anything eh
Foxmar320: oh these are the doors that the switches opened
CptCorallis: Yeah, hang on, this game is filled with mutilated corpses and blood. Why is the word Ass unnacceptable?
MadAran87: I'm pretty sure I've been here >_>
BellaDante__: was this made in FPS Maker
FireFlower18: I'm describing everything as fuck ass for the rest of the day
jadedcynic: yeah, those body models look just right out of Quake II
Tempest2097: This is a great example of learning how to make a game and then you should never sell it
Dumori: oh look all the doors we opened
TiredNiall: "I've licensed an engine!" "That's great honey, what is it?" "I won't speak its name in our household for fear of blasphemy."
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Skyboss1996: and now its dark
Laogeodritt: @GeeItSomeLaldy here I was trying to figure out what three-letter word with an a in the middle you were censoring
kassy_13: that's soooo dark
bi0buster: The default unity first person controller does not correctly hide the cursor, I think it's actually intentional as a flag to easily detect when people are shits.
notaballoon: love that there's a sound effect every time you press a button but nothing visible happens
Anubis169: Was that just a telefrag point?
Dared00: Even we can barely see anything
Tempest2097: Wow this is super dark even with the gamma up
Nigouki: that actually warped you in the dark
kassy_13: i think the same about tv programmes
GeeItSomeLaldy: lol Lago, emphesis and censorship are one and the same it seems
Skyboss1996: SEAN
wildpeaks: Shepard
CptCorallis: Shepard
Astra7525: Shepard
Mag_Chundysquatch: that subtle teleport tho...
plummeting_sloth: chief?
Kykiwi: Boi
How_Fedorable: JAAAASON
Aeraliz: so, the imagery... not terrible. Th execution? SNORE
Amentur: SHepard
adi_pie: JASON!?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: TANGLES
Skyboss1996: Shepard
Dr_fragenstien: I think it was so dark to hide the fact that it teleported you
CraziestOwl: Good night friends
AdmiralMemo: Weeeeeeee ded
Alness49: LANA! LANA!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Boy!
jadedcynic: dark atmosphere doesn't have to be LITERALLY low-lit
Piratical_tendancies: Wrex
iSmartMan1: GARYY
Tempest2097: CHIEF?
billiam_mayzing: RIP earphones
Skyboss1996: BOAH
ChakatLunar: BOI!
ravensbreed: Gavin
Anubis169: oh wow a loading bar
AdmiralMemo: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Rhynerd: ELLIE
hippitybobbity: WREX
adi_pie: BOY!
Silver__Knight_: GAVIN
chickenace11: the only winners here are the chat G
ReynardWrecca: KHAN!
MidgardSerpent: I am pretty sure you're losing.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: LIQUID!
EOstby: ROCKY!
Anubis169: KHAAAAAAAN!!
garfacemcgar: LENNY?
FireFlower18: llllladies
Skyboss1996: LENNY?
Saulens181: YNNEL?
FreshToastLord: Well
Foxmar320: oh good a monster man
AdmiralMemo: but y tho, poop man
Rhynerd: JASON
shamblingkrenshar: Sir! Sir! I'm trying to leave this house.
Kraest: HEY LRRsm’n and chat oh god one side of my headphones took a shit and everything is off kilter pls halp
tim19862: head butt
ChakatLunar: Adrian!
fiftycrates: Did you end up in Grimrock?
FreshToastLord: HhhHhHhHhHhhhhhHhHhhh
TXC2: sure would be nice if I could watch the stream please twtich
togashinaruta: You mean how when you shoot a movie at “Night” you can actually see everything on screen?
bi0buster: I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya!
Juniper_P1: pick a door!
ClodiumSoride: Choose wisely.
Kykiwi: oh boi pick a door
DahudLefthanded: Help! The monster is bumping into me VERY AGGRESSIVELY
GeeItSomeLaldy: It's like a crappy-ass Mines of Moria there
kassy_13: they both opened
HubbeKing: oh yep, this is FPS game maker
BloodForTheCorelab: go left! woo
FinnKaenbyou: Isn't this a mission in Takeshi's Castle
Rhilenova: Are we in horror takeshi's castle now?
Anubis169: that one opened.. and so did the character's head
e_bloc: "Game Over." - if only it were that easy
NekomimiNinja: oh cool, they made pick-a-door from mario maker into its own game!
BellaDante__: yeah I thought so
HubbeKing: I recognize the health meter
Juniper_P1: Pick-a-door? Is this Mario Maker?
jadedcynic: indeed @MidgardSerpent "Strange game, Professor. The only winning move seems to be to not play. How about a nice game of chess?"
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Darleysam: if you ask me, all these games using the F*ck A*s Engine end up looking the same
FinnKaenbyou: I think you want the doors with blood under them
phyrexian_illithid: This is like if tomato way and dark sassi have a child while hat man was watching
BellaDante__: I used that when I was 13
adi_pie: Zombie Shark Du Du Du Du
BellaDante__: made a shitty horror game
amythist: orellien2773 yeah Graham was saying the game is in 4:3 for them but is stretched for us, so might be having some simulation sickness with the odd ratio
Pteraspidomorphi: I used that in a university class
GravityWell34: I do think the self-censorship is okay in the case of particular slurs: if i am quoting someone that uses the n-word, i’m (white person) going to censor letters so that it’s clear i understand the offence that word causes to other people
Pteraspidomorphi: It was not great
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AdmiralMemo: I remember that from Boy Scouts
AdmiralMemo: Not what it's from though
strifeheart_: it's from Going On A Bear Hunt
Foxmar320: oh good
Tempest2097: @BellaDante__ Was this a long time ago?
noSmokeFire: time for GUN
FreshToastLord: Wow
BellaDante__: ohhhh yeah
ArcOfTheConclave: Press "E" to use.
GeeItSomeLaldy: GUN
e_bloc: everyone's bearing arms
bi0buster: Yup we've seen a few games with this entine.
Phoenixturn: Going on a bear hunt?
cheetoJack: oh hey, we have arms
jadedcynic: and of COURSE it's a Glock
electroswagnetism: Okairi
kassy_13: "glockazine"
Skyboss1996: Free glock!
Anubis169: the entire hallway is armed!
PMAvers: You know, I was kidding earlier about this becoming Quake, but I'm not sure now.
Earthenone: 12 bullat to the clipazine
AdmiralMemo: Oh right... Bear Hunt
FreshToastLord: Edge metre at 40%
FireRogue: why is our arm red?
Driosenth: my Glockespeil
Skyboss1996: a strangely small glock?
Tempest2097: Oh boy.
NSFMulhearn: Glockenspiel!
BellaDante__: i recognize this gun model
Silver__Knight_: Anubis169 boo
accountmadeforants: I'm kinda hoping monsters start chasing you from the ceiling-floor now
Tempest2097: A glockenspiel!
Anubis169: xxxCOM
GeeItSomeLaldy: go shoot the dude
bi0buster: That super edgelord military shooter that starts with an M4 covered in blood: Same engine
Rhynerd: We FPS creator now.
aClonedPickle: BLOODY GLOCK ~so real~
notaballoon: if there were no guns it wouldn't be a video game, duh
SketchyDetails: Glockamatic
CptCorallis: This game has Depth. In that there is more than one way to interact with the world. There are two.
iSmartMan1: Surprise twist: the gun is only for shooting switches
jadedcynic: yeah, horror games usually don't let the player have ANY agency, let alone the power of a firearm...
SkylerRingtail: What's annoying me most is our off-by-one max health
wildpeaks: I'm getting Cry of Fear vibes from this
electroswagnetism: Is 12 bullat the correct number of bullat for glock?
Tempest2097: @iSmartMan1 I would actually laugh at that
bi0buster: Ok that actually got me.
Lightningbro: One person can think that those are creepy hands in the ceiling... The better question is if they were normal people just phased into solid matter or not?
AdmiralMemo: stahp eet
Angreed66: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:22.
Laogeodritt: That panting sound though, yeesh
dreaminginautumn: I keep expecting a bad Irish accept when he reaches the doors
Mag_Chundysquatch: you can tell a HI-Point from a Glock because one blows up in your hand and the other is a Glock.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh what a feelin'....when your arms are on the ceilin'....
plummeting_sloth: but now you have jam hands
TheFaceofCho: real fake doors
Anubis169: dead end
dreaminginautumn: Shtuck
dreaminginautumn: Jaaaahmed
Foxmar320: Gib healthy
bi0buster: Where's the slide latch on a glock?
Darleysam: I do just love me some Box Rooms and Long Corridors
dreaminginautumn: Won’t buhdge
Quillpaw: hello chat. how's the garbage today?
GeeItSomeLaldy: but he c an't hide
o0sk_ren0o: Follow the blood? They seem to be placed in dead ends when you go the "wrong" way
AdmiralMemo: That's hallway-ist
wildpeaks: the ceiling is giving a lot of high fives
shamblingkrenshar: Once again I feel like its good that whoever made this game made it as a learning experience, but why are you selling this?
Laogeodritt: these hallways are ridic
aesir_blade: Any chance of alex commandeering newday tewsday for more DUSK when it drops?
notaballoon: yeah the worst would be if it hurt you
Metric_Furlong: Laogeodritt an amateur game dev
tim19862: this is bad, but almost kinda rad
plummeting_sloth: ya know, I don't love that ceiling, but you really have to hand it to it...
TiredNiall: Did he hire a exercising Labrador to voice these monsters?
Metric_Furlong: apparently
tim19862: almost
Anubis169: I like how the transition to battle mode is just "Let's start hyperventilating manically"
hippitybobbity: Just Like Doom
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AdmiralMemo: It's still the commercial!
Foxmar320: Yay
Laogeodritt: @Metric_Furlong I feel like this is a lightweight instance of "have you ever been inside a building" again
Dr_fragenstien: I think you walked intoa loading zone?
jadedcynic: you back-walked over the finish line :D
Chatty_Protagonist: You did a thing! I guess..
genericguy2g: Why does Alex look like he's staring at the ceiling to play this?
RatekStormcrow: You are good at that Alex
accountmadeforants: Real insistent on you saving in different slots, eh?
nestuff: "Save your progress in different slots"
countz3r0: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:07.
Admiralmatt: you backed up into the loading point
GMSTR: you ran backwards into the upside down guy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we add "Save your progress in different slots" to the advice?
notaballoon: you autosaved to the same slot, RIP
AdmiralMemo: What a what what?
GravityWell34: i have to say, i prefer this music to most of the music we get on horror w+p games
kassy_13: i like how the blood doesn't go away though
Alahmnat: I like that "stagger save" is a recommnended strat
GeeItSomeLaldy: Glockaleekie soup
Foxmar320: Can we get a flash light plz game
Anubis169: Alex: given this was made in FPS maker... do you run faster if you look at the floor?
Quillpaw: doors are for scrubs, real winners shoot screaming maniacs and pass out
noSmokeFire: @genericguy2g the monitor is real dark, so he's using the boosted stream video
GravityWell34: or at least i did
ArcOfTheConclave: I've got a great idea for a game! A maze of identical corridors!
Mechsican: Is this the suffering?
thetoastmonster: @genericguy2g playing it via the stream preview monitor which has the brightness boosted
NSFMulhearn: ah, they got the same guys in to do the ceilings that did the floor
tim19862: were these hallways in tomato way?
fiftycrates: Does your ceiling look boring? Why not try a Second Floor!?
Darleysam: hey, I was the guy who sent that to you Alex!
Gen2Gengar: Is it me or there is something weird with the FOV
Skyboss1996: Any real building
bi0buster: Yeah it's really fisheyed.
Darleysam: was hoping you'd shout that out
Admiralmatt: that image was great
GenericHerooo: Lava arm?
jadedcynic: wait, HAVE we been MANUALLY SAVING in multiple slots, like the single dev warned us to do? ;)
genericguy2g: Incredible. It's amazing the darkness is that bad.
GravityWell34: drone > metallic crashing
AdmiralMemo: Corridors are the spare space
Alness49: Corridors slip into rooms, not rooms on the ends of corridors
CptCorallis: Oh is this the one about what rooms are on the outside of a corridor? that was an excellent bit of writing.
DarkNacht: Hall ways typically go somewhere
wildpeaks: then you get games like NaissanceE that are all corridors and odd spaces
FreshToastLord: Full health, arm drenched in red paint
Solipsody: So, what puzzle is "His presence is killing me" a clue to?
Skyboss1996: corridors are slip roads
Anubis169: Solipsody: I just have Brittney Spears going through my head
Rockario: The whole "Corridors are usually just because there's space between all the rooms
jadedcynic: yeah, the 'room:corridor" ratio is really heavy on the room side
Quillpaw: unless the buiding was designed by someone who hates you, but that should be obvious before you get to the corridors
Akaiatana: Games like this are incorridorigible :P
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Mangledpixel: the Star Wars spoof film I worked on years ago has the following line about the Tantive IV: "Who builds a ship entirely made of corridors anyway?"
brainbosh: At least when they leave a bunch of Fake Doors in the hallway they are "trying".
bi0buster: This game is probably the best game I've seen in this engine.
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Skyboss1996: Danm, needs some music
accountmadeforants: I work in a building that has lots of long corridors, but it's a terrible building that's supposed to be torn down soon
AdmiralMemo: wood piano keys
frozenphoenix7: Are we still on the first game?
Gizmoloid: Alex stole this guy's lunch!
NexusVoxx: why do i shoot the things i love
Solipsody: @Anubis169 That is puzzling.
jadedcynic: aw, non-interactive piano?!? 0/10!
aClonedPickle: so yu can reload without needing to reload, i tseems
rocketjohn: have you moved your play monitor higher, @LoadingReadyRun ?
notaballoon: he was shot by the dreaded gunrifle
SacrificialToast: ah, a classic piano gun
Crad0k: eeh, it depends on the type of building; old buildings converted into other things often have *loads* of corridors, but you don't tend to get things like that in america because you don't have buildings old enough
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brainbosh: Is this Loss?
noSmokeFire: the "hints" are "press the button"
notaballoon: a rifle that shoots gun
Wonderdoc: fun to play games made by people whove never been inside a building. Wildlife programmers I call them
jadedcynic: Worst. Gaem. EVAR.
Earthenone: is fps maker the new trapper keeper?
MikoKisai: @Robot_Bones they're playing off the stream preview monitor because the game is too dark
Tempest2097: I dunno, if you've ever been in a real world hopsital in the staff areas...
Lightningbro: Explain; "Trapper Keeper"?
Laogeodritt: re: manga/anime style, when I was more serious about illustration I always favoured it, but that didn't stop me from using photographic references and life drawing to develop skill/understanding
Tempest2097: It's ALLLLLL corridor
johkmil: It's not a phase, Alex!
Izandai: Oh god.
Anubis169: what's a trapper keeper?
t3h_f1gm3nt: aside from the silly disclaimer, this has just been boring
Foxmar320: ummmmmm hell generic monster
NSFMulhearn: nice
thetoastmonster: click on their heads
Nightvalien28: nice
accountmadeforants: Nice
o0sk_ren0o: 69! Nice
TheFaceofCho: nice health
rocketjohn: what's a trapper keeper precious?
Wonderdoc: nice
AdmiralMemo: @Lightningbro @Anubis169 Binder for school
tim19862: haha
arcaneIllumination: Okay, that one actually startled me.
notaballoon: damnedest thing
ArboristAndrew: Nice
Admiralmatt: was that a WORKING headshot
Juniper_P1: an analog livejournal
Izandai: nice health
Laserbeaks_Fury: I had a Trapper Keeper
Kraest: I love how quickly they fall
Foxmar320: Trapper keeper was a brand name I think
Telabu: horror enemy appears in horror game "huh, that was odd."
Lightningbro: Okay, gotcha. Binders.
Eklinaar: Trapper Keeper is a brand of binder.
tim19862: I got a hand-me-down one from my older brother
AdmiralMemo: I had one... It wasn't very durable.
wildpeaks: I guess we die ?
Riandisa: I had a trapper keeper
DarkNacht: Its a super overbuilt binder
CastleOtranto: I had a legit Trapper Keeper. Super 80s looking
DiscordianTokkan: I guess I'll just die
Anubis169: ohh, we called those a fileofax :D
Admiralmatt: nope
Crad0k: Tempest2097 yeah, hospitals and universities in old converted buildings
Reecer6: We used pencils. :P
rocketjohn: Dr. Graham, I guess you'll find out soon...
fiftycrates: Work the Groin Alex!
APODionysus: Howdy folks... whoa... are we just a bloodsman?
coelopteryx: what if there were a game where you could shoot two guns at a piano and play chopsticks by individually aiming the two guns
ThorSokar: TraperKeeper is a brand
jadedcynic: we never had the MEAD Trapper Keepers; we bought knock-off brands of multi-function binders to story all our manually taken notes
Foxmar320: That animation!
notaballoon: now everyone uses SMARTPHONES and IPODS and YOUTH TUBES
ClodiumSoride: Trapper Keepers were a specific brand of binder, with velcro flaps and usually a variety of artwork on the outsides.
DoctorCactus: bitch slapped
TodFilth: buying a new Trapper Keeper each year was the best part of back to school shopping
CastleOtranto: benginDab benginDab benginDab
FreaQU: To paraphrase Yahtzee: I wanna do a horror game. - About what? - About horror!
badpandabear: Trapper Keepers and PeeChees were the thing back in 80s elementary school
Earthenone: new dance craze
Anubis169: manBRO KAPOW
jadedcynic: ASYLUM RAVE! :D
aesir_blade: he's dabbing on us!
Izandai: I think we walk faster backwards. We Ocarina of Time bois?
electroswagnetism: Was that the doll on Black Vise?
TXC2: well looks like hard reseting my internet has done nothing :P
Asassi1: r for reload?
Tempest2097: LOL
brainbosh: Why does he hit you more when you run forwards?
MercurialVox: what did the five fingers say to the face?
Anonymousless: Trapper Keepers were definitely a brand, and they had usually velcro closures and 90s art
AdmiralMemo: I remember the dumb pictures on them
GeeItSomeLaldy: I only know about Trapper Keepers because of that South Park episode
noSmokeFire: so modern high schools have a problem with students coming in with a lot of touchscreen experience, but no actual typing skills. I guess that means they're still using pen + paper in elementary school?
godort: 5 star binder
Skyboss1996: that font is awful
Tempest2097: 5 star slap
mrMorphius: Your one method of interaction with this world is available only in limited quantities
tim19862: trapper keeper was fancy
Anubis169: Graham: We called them a Fileofax
Eklinaar: Trapper Keeper is just a brand.
chickenace11: It's a wacky wavy inflatable arm tube man
Wonderdoc: trying to dab& accidently killing the person across from you: a watch+play story
Lightningbro: As an american I can say we've NEVER used the word Trapper Keeper.
dialMforMara: as a US-ian I never had a trapper keeper, just 3-ring binders
DarkNacht: tripper keeper is a brand
Alahmnat: trapper keeper specifically had a fold-over velcro cover
Rockario: I imagine him making the Hiyyyyyyyah! sound that Luke Gallows makes
ChakatLunar: You're slower when you run forward? @brainbosh *shrug* o_o
SteelCityExile: Trapper Keeper was a brand name.
Foxmar320: Same Alex
tim19862: me too
Silver__Knight_: same
o0sk_ren0o: Same
Meltalar: same
strifeheart_: yeah trapper keeper is a brand
PhoenixMelior: uh, I also learned how to write in cursive?
Wonderdoc: same
dialMforMara: I learned cursive in 3rd grade
coelopteryx: same
Kraest: I still have my Mead cd binder. XD
MonarchOfIthaca: same
jadedcynic: there were LOTS of different models and designs of multi-function binders
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ditto
tim19862: yuuuuup
gaming_neko_ramona: same
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Aye
APODionysus: @anubis169 Filofax is a brand
banwidthraptor: @txc2 did you dump your cache and history as well?
Admiralmatt: same
accountmadeforants: Wait, cursive makes you old?
Izandai: I also learned to write in cursive.
TodFilth: As an American, we ALWAYS called them Trapper Keepers
Amentur: Same
Chatty_Protagonist: I'm 26 and we learned that
rocketjohn: The desks I had at my school had inkwells.
GravityWell34: same
countz3r0: In the US if you didn't have a Trapper Keeper you were a teased and would get picked on
hieroglyphica: Hello chat! Hi Graham and Alex, hello garbage games
Tempest2097: I too, remember the cursive ways
o0sk_ren0o: Learning cursive is great for improving print hand writing
Anubis169: APODionysus: yup
TXC2: banwidthraptor nope
amythist: yeah Trapper Keeper was a specific brand, though became very much not relavent through the 90s
Chartle: wait that doesn't make you old i hope monkaS
Mister_The_Doc: "You're gonna use this all the time in high school and college"
StudentOfEtherium: tbf, im only 19 and i learned cursive in elementry school
Reecer6: We did that in first grade and then abandoned it in second grade.
Darleysam: For once I would like a game about having weird dreams to actually be slightly closer to real weird dreams, and not just rusty hallways with monsters
NexusVoxx: I really hate that people complain about cursive. Cursive is just what happens when you get good at writing, everything just slurs together
Juliamon: Trapper Keepers are peak early 90s
Tempest2097: It made my handwriting worse
PhoenixMelior: I don't do it much anymore, because printing is much more readable (and quicker for me0
wulf_95: Ditto. I might have been the last cursive class.
accountmadeforants: Dip pens make you old? Oh no
kynelwynn: Afternoon the gentlemens. Glad to see some fresh hot garbage today. Also Graham, I love/hate your beer vlog. I was enthusiastic to try sours because of you and Ben's reviews. Not my jam. <.<
johkmil: I still write in cursive sometimes
frozenphoenix7: I learned to write cursive. I do not remember how to write anything in cursive except my first and last name(not even my middle)
cheetoJack: I learned how to write in cursive, getting like half way through it, telling us the whole time its very important and we'll need it. The next year they spoke nothing of it, never mentioned it
tim19862: "you'll write papers in cursive in high school" total BS
arcaneIllumination: I remember doing that. It was not fun.
Sarcastic_comma: I was the fist class to only learn typing not cursive back in 2000
CaptainSpam: I guess I was all fancy-schmansy. I had a zipper-closed Mead Five-Star binder.
gaming_neko_ramona: Never learned it well enough to use it properly
hieroglyphica: Yeah, I'm 26 and we had typing and cursive
Chartle: is this loss
Lightningbro: I can somewhat write cursive. I can barely read regular text, much less cursive.
AdmiralMemo: I was in the last class at my school to learn to type on typewriters rather than computers.
NexusVoxx: this is not loss
TXC2: banwidthraptor I'm checking my speed at the moment
Skyboss1996: Its' loss
t3h_f1gm3nt: is that loss?
Invitare: Ballpoints are awful mind
Wonderdoc: Anyone here learned steno?
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah I was thinking same thing
Anubis169: ohh we had classes on how to do dip-ink calligraphy :D
hieroglyphica: and now I'm a calligrapher!
notaballoon: LOSS
Silver__Knight_: not quiet loss
TiredNiall: This isn't loss.
wildpeaks: I'm at a loss
Solipsody: I still use cursive sometimes. It can be faster. But not if anyone but me has to read it later.
Quillpaw: oh god
Riandisa: I learned cursive at one school in 2nd grade, then changed schools to one that didn't teach cursive til 4th grade and I got scolded for using it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lossdotjpeg
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Misslinnythebaker: I was in a typewriter class
plummeting_sloth: the same thing happened in the transition from feather quills to fountain pens
brainbosh: Shit, this is bad Loss
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack some teachers actually MADE us use cursive for assignments
holidayMD: I learned how to write cursive, I'm the same age as Ben
jadedcynic: Cursive? HAH, did you also have to rote learn multiplication tables?
Izandai: YES
PunkRockZoologist: Kids in Australia still learn a simplified form of cursive
Izandai: wait
Skyboss1996: Printing press? All those manuscript copiers will be out of a job!
Quillpaw: people have always been people
Foxmar320: My hand writing is horrible
jadedcynic: Illuminators would be out of work
Akaiatana: Sounds like they were printer pressiant
strifeheart_: it'll put all those copyist monks out of their jobs
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GDwarf: Socrates was very opposed to writing
alialately: cheer100 I had teachers not allowing ballpens and I was born 1990.
Solipsody: And it did!
Tempest2097: Mine is garbo
tim19862: haha
PhoenixMelior: "Oral tradition" *snickers*
cuttlefishman: I mean, it did impact the oral tradition
godort: Socrates said that
Mt_Storm: lrrWOW
androgyknits: Hi everyone! So, what the hell is this?
phyrexian_illithid: It’s loss
CptCorallis: Damn those kids born after 1000.
Master_Gunner: People objected to the *fork* when it was first introduced to Europe.
CaptainSpam: Okay, to be fair, handwriting IS sort of on a decline...
DarkNacht: writing would destroy memory
MikoKisai: I prefer typing because that way I know I'll be able to read it later
countz3r0: Get back to using Quills you damn millenials
Skyboss1996: POW
shamblingkrenshar: Turns out "Kids these days" has always existed.
TehAmelie: Plato thought writing would corrupt the youth
Lightningbro: Jebs' law. "Anything that one can do, will be complained about"
GravityWell34: i mean to be fair, it did kill oral tradition
Sarcastic_comma: there are always Luddites
Rockario: I mean, isn't that a whole cultural THING still? Oral vs written tradition
AdmiralMemo: @PhoenixMelior I'm glad someone else typed that first. :D
Eklinaar: I'm opposed to fire. Millennials will never learn to digest raw meat with fire!
RatekStormcrow: Their Avocado Phones
ThorSokar: I read a thing the other day that said the reason handwriting declined was because of crappy ballpoint pens (because you have to press hard, and thus have less control)
MercurialVox: people objected to PAPER because they thought it'd ruin wax tabletry
RedGriffin42: Ouch
TemporallyAwry: Everyone is always afraid of change, almost like it's normal and we don't like to admit it.
CamelAttack: I relearned cursive because I got into writing with fountain pens.
cheetoJack: PhoenixMelior oh in like 2nd or 3rd grade they told us we would be made to use it, but we never got that
Chatty_Protagonist: Fight him
hieroglyphica: @jadedcynic I did have to rote multiplication tables :c
Izandai: GOTTEM
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: or that criticism of moving from slates to paper
plummeting_sloth: puts phone down, uses it to yeet away a can of tuna
Reecer6: Socrates hated the written language, or so it goes.
GreenOpal: yeah literally any technological advance will have a whole bunch of people saying it'll be the end of the world
lightpagoda: I love the one where the monk complained about Fiction because it distracted from the Bible using the same language people complained about video games
lord_wertornion: I learned cursive writing with dip pens that had cardiges in elenemtary school. I am 27
Tempest2097: (shrugs)
Driosenth: "cursive Is a valuable skill and you will need it if you want to succeed in life, don't worry about typing, only secretaries and programmers need to know it" actual quote from my 6th grade teacher.
RonnyConcrete: Can't really rebuke that since I'm so against plastic reeds for woodwind instruments.
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack oh. We actually were.
Asassi1: people are always scared of new
APODionysus: In summary: all new technology will destroy everything
DoctorCactus: @holidayMD Wait how old is Ben?
LambMower: Fucking millenials, writing shit down
HailtheRNG: oh, people have gotten pissed that cursive is not tought in school anymore.
jadedcynic: @hieroglyphica yeah, you know my pain, then
Laserbeaks_Fury: "AR Keyboards will ruin childeren's ability to use a proper physical interface."
HavenJunde: tbh i still kinda want to revive the art of storytelling
noSmokeFire: 44
hieroglyphica: it was awful, god i hate rote learning
genericguy2g: 33
Earthenone: 32
Mivair: 34
Anubis169: I do support banning phones in class though, 'cause come on ya supposed to be paying attention
therm0s_: That glock has too much blood
Silver__Knight_: 36
pettyfan45: 28
Dared00: 32
Nightvalien28: very
NexusVoxx: 81
Jacobontherun1: 28
cuttlefishman: like 12 my dude
PhoenixMelior: aren't you like 38
GeeItSomeLaldy: 35
Lotus_position: I mean, cursive and fountain pens did save my ass in college. I couldn’t write fast enough with a ballpoint pen before the prof would run out of board and start erasing.
BloodForTheCorelab: 36
notaballoon: you're not gonna read the creepy note
dialMforMara: 35
accountmadeforants: Like 30?
tim19862: 35 ish?
CapnHat: 34
Meltalar: 34
TheBob58: 30
asthanius: At least 10
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 50
Gekyouryuu: 29
hippitybobbity: that was Plato, he thought that dialogues were So Important
e_bloc: 35
ghostvalv: 75
o0sk_ren0o: 34?
Pariah164: 34
kynelwynn: You are 37
androgyknits: idk like 34
Theycallmejokke: 1000
fiftycrates: 3000045
jadedcynic: 35ish?
Kykiwi: alex is atleast 13
wildpeaks: same as me :D
wafflesoup: 32
FreshToastLord: Like 15?
WarlordFDC: 36
Mt_Storm: 36
godort: mid 30s?
alialately: 33
PMAvers: In human or chicken years?
Foxmar320: I saw a giant Fortnight display in Walmart today. All the merch was already sold out.
lukyhemee: 58?
DoDo_BizarreDoge: 34
Sarcastic_comma: 40
StudentOfEtherium: 38
Mister_The_Doc: 34
Desdae: 26-29
Wonderdoc: 35 i think
KidAmn: like... early 30s?
TemporallyAwry: 30 +/-5
WubGhost: like 32?
ehsteveG: 34
Anonymousless: Alex is roubhly my age I think
Solipsody: 34?
KinoGami: 35
iSmartMan1: Mid-30s?
RatekStormcrow: 12
MikoKisai: mid-30s
Siegeerson: 33-36
GravityWell34: 69
Mag_Chundysquatch: Alex is a 69 year old Chinese lady.... we all know this
rocketjohn: early thirties
Zebunisher: 36
W_Livi: 35?
Lunareclipse123: I'm gonna guess 34
Damaris1034: 34
Admiralmatt: 35
DoctorCactus: 32-33?
RedGriffin42: late 20's early 30's?????????
Izandai: Wait that wasn't quite what I wanted.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: immortal eternal being
Piratical_tendancies: 33
hieroglyphica: 27
wulf_95: Early 30s?
bi0buster: There's a game that this is reminding me of, an isometric zombie shooter, I wanna say zombie smashers x but that is not correct.
Master_Gunner: Well, there is a video when you declared yourself 25 years old - which is OLD
Skyboss1996: 30, but also Immortal?
holidayMD: DoctorCactus 26
AdmiralMemo: You do definitely. I know you're 2 years older than me.
shamblingkrenshar: 2018-N, where N=The year Alex was born.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: early 30s?
WithoutAnAce: 35
accountmadeforants: Or NaN Exception
thesurfaceofthemoon: !cheer everyone in LRR is 21 right?
APODionysus: 900
numborias: 40
Desdae: 34 at a push
Khasi1596: 30
fiftymcnasty: The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. - Socrates
benv0li0: 34?
p_johnston: 30?
sjard42: mid 30s
Aingidh: Mid 30s, 36-37?
Godofmuffins: Alex is clearly 80 + or - ~50
DahudLefthanded: There's a 5th grader in my robotics program that compulsively does Fortnite dances and it's kinda scary
Anonymousless: so later half of 30s
aesir_blade: 45 minutes
notaballoon: maybe it'll talk about the blood of his sacrifice being quenched in the fire of pride
Quillpaw: you're like, ten yearso lder than me, so mid-thirties?
dan_the_awsome: 30ish
TiredNiall: I'm gonna guess 1 so I can win with Price as Right rules.
amythist: if I remember right low 30s, I want to say like 32
Jadenim: 37
Roughly21Smurfs: 37
hippitybobbity: @accountmadeforants anything but that
n_mandrag: 333
PunkRockZoologist: 37?
WubGhost: at least 12
Jacobontherun1: WHAT
cuttlefishman: 12
PhoenixMelior: I was a year too high
dreaminginautumn: Mid-30s?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i would have said late 20s but OH
Pangogie: WAT
Dr_fragenstien: O_o
TodFilth: in a row?
e_bloc: I just assume every non-Ben LRRer is approximately 2 years older than me
sjard42: still a young one
kynelwynn: Nailed it!
Kykiwi: nioce
VensersBoyfriend: 37
jadedcynic: I KNOW all of LRR is younger than me (apart from Kate Watt)
Mivair: Close! You do look very good
RedGriffin42: oh
dialMforMara: happy birthday!
KidAmn: Looking good for it then :)
Reecer6: I'll go with 34.
HailtheRNG: holy crap, my stream is behind
Chatty_Protagonist: Oh damn
rocketjohn: wao
TheAlanHeffley: 37 i believe you are a year older than me
joviniusmaximus: Happy be-earlied birthday!
lukyhemee: you look 13
Mister_The_Doc: Woah
genericguy2g: Wow. I did not expect Alex to be older than me.
Skyboss1996: wat? Nah you're kidding
Tempest2097: Dang
Misslinnythebaker: 36 here
ehsteveG: WHAT
Kivipaperisakset: Younger than me, heh
Alness49: Shortgun just chilling out
W_Livi: Happy birthmonth, Alex!
arcaneIllumination: Looking good for it.
DoctorCactus: @holidayMD for some reason that broke my brain
wulf_95: holy shite
genericguy2g: And definitely not by 3 years.
Tempest2097: Alex, you age like fine wine
TheAlanHeffley: boo ya
Chatty_Protagonist: I feel weird.
plummeting_sloth: in a row?!
ReynardWrecca: I'm 38 and I think you're a little younger than I.
Earthenone: 37 does qualiy as early mid 30's
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: but you don't look a day over 60
notaballoon: that's the gun that shoots other guns!
rocketjohn: yeah, alex looks great
CapnHat: dang yo, you DO look good for your age
AdmiralMemo: Wait, so not 2 years older than me. Just 6 months
TheMetalupis: late 20s?
Sarcastic_comma: im like a little bab at 23
Akaiatana: Graham, it's not fair, Alex has been in cryogenic Steacies
Desdae: damn you are ageing well
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Pariah164: Alex is older than me... Hello sir.
Anubis169: Alex: You have the same birthday as me and I will be 33 lrrAWESOME
kynelwynn: So how young are you, Graham? 38?
kassy_13: happy early birthday?
Solipsody: Ah, 37... The last good year.
strifeheart_: love that your body just hoovers up guns and ammo
Arimus221: It isn't a short gun, it is just cold LUL
frozenphoenix7: You don't look a day over 78
Metric_Furlong: Alex 'youthful good looks' Steacy
p_johnston: looking good for 37.
Chartle: does picking up another gun increase your ammo?
Siegeerson: wow you old and still cool and still learning new tricks
ArboristAndrew: Happy birthmonth
Laserbeaks_Fury: What's my age again? What's my age again...
Skyboss1996: So Ben's 12
dreaminginautumn: Congrats! You are human body temperature!
hippitybobbity: happ of birf!
Jadenim: But mental age?
Jacobontherun1: He's 15 years older than me holy
PhoenixMelior: Yeah, Ben is 14, Ian is an old man
Wonderdoc: he is older than me, therefore i shall call Aöex senpai
noSmokeFire: his sin was chairs
AdmiralMemo: @kynelwynn No, younger
sopranocat: wait, Alex is older than me?
kassy_13: i look about 16 but i'm much older than that
androgyknits: I was gonna say, 'cause Ben is a bb
ThorSokar: TIL Alex and I are the same age, but I'm slightly older
Mivair: I guess you're 69 B)
Contiguouskittycat: Ben is only a year older than me.
Gen2Gengar: Your voice sounds young
notaballoon: oooh an ELECTRIC chair
FlyingUltraCar: I was rewatching old Whatever Thing episodes and got to the one where Alex guest hosts. May I say, Alex, you've aged quite well
Skyboss1996: there was a pit
Silver__Knight_: yeah, Ben is fresh outta high school
sir_jack_DB: and Ben is 19 lrrBEEJ
Phoenixturn: I always thought Alex was one of the youngest LRRsm'n
Foxmar320: Sub ocean!
ClodiumSoride: Oh no, are those books with words part of a puzzle?
Lunareclipse123: Oh hey, you can do the Monty Python quote for a year!
Juniper_P1: I love doing that to. I'm 34, everyone still thinks I'm in my mid 20s
Roughly21Smurfs: Ben is like 25?
strifeheart_: got there!
tim19862: wut
WubGhost: Alex "Cryogenically Frozen" Steacy
pettyfan45: sub ocean
kassy_13: i missed that subocean
Kykiwi: lol
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plummeting_sloth: on purpose sub-ocean
GravityWell34: all the of the lrr-mns look mid 30s even though a few are pushing 40
Lightningbro: "Shortgun" the more reasonable variant of the "Longgun" a two handed gun that in case of death can be put into the ground as a headstone
godort: oof
BellaDante__: welp
bi0buster: How do you feel about your 30s so far?
Skyboss1996: Beej is 19
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Jondare: isn't most of that age range just because of Ben massively dragging down the average? :P
wulf_95: Sub oce... oh.
androgyknits: oh boy
therm0s_: cheer50 a small cheer for a small subocean
meisbored: you sunk into the floor
Meltalar: no you dead
countz3r0: yaayyyyy
wildpeaks: I guess you're in hell now
Izandai: I once had a teacher who I would've sworn was like 35, in large part due to his impressive beard, but he was actually 25.
NexusVoxx: you're in the ground now
noSmokeFire: you slowly drifted into the floor once you respawned
Kykiwi: welp that is the game?
HavenJunde: uhhh
PhoenixMelior: I get ID'd all the time but they're only supposed to ID under 25.
Pariah164: I'm 33. I've been told I look 25 so yay
Mt_Storm: Good thing we just saved
Roadhog123: My primary school taught cursive, and I'm only 20... :P
kynelwynn: game good
tim19862: welp lrrEFF
androgyknits: !game good
Izandai: It was weird.
Misslinnythebaker: people think I look like I'm 25, so I'll take that, lol
Mangledpixel: flawless!
Frankenfruity: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
JaymicUnyielding: WE GOT THERE
HailtheRNG: I actually couldn't remember for like 3 months earlier this year if i was 34 or 35.
ArboristAndrew: There’s quite a height range among LRR too
TheFaceofCho: lrrWOW
Dared00: The Fu*k As8 Engine strikes again
Lunarwing7: I just got here, this sure looks like trash
Tempest2097: Wow
ChakatLunar: I"d like to file a bug report
Riandisa: You sunk into the floor on repop
notaballoon: Fu*k As* engine
RakdosEnigma: you broke the game
Solipsody: Oh, this is why the different slot.
Lunareclipse123: Ben recently turned 16
AdmiralMemo: @Jondare I mean... There's also Ian
Ukon_vasara: yeah, it was mentioned before so i knew it was older than expected.
Edgarware: katesRip
Mivair: Ben's like 15
Rockario: Obviously this is the Sh*t A*s game engine's fault
Quillpaw: you found purgatory insinde the subocean
Anubis169 has the same birthday as Alex (+4 years) lrrAWESOME
wulf_95: Noice
noSmokeFire: spiders ben
BillTheCat: millennial ben
HavenJunde: Ben is my age
thirsty_kitteh: What about Penelope?
Wonderdoc: Ben is 4
PMAvers: Wait, Ben's younger than Penelope?
Kykiwi: Penelope is the youngest Kappa
cuttlefishman: Ben is the hip young one
Izandai: Ian's oldest, right?
PhoenixMelior: I think I'm older than Ben?
FreshToastLord: How old is ben?
androgyknits: Who *is* the oldest in LRR?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Save your progress in different slots."
Lightningbro: "Ben's the youngest" at two years my senior.
Skyboss1996: no chat, ben's 12
Contiguouskittycat: !game
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Crad0k: cori's pretty young too, right?
frozenphoenix7: I thought she was a prop?
kynelwynn: Beej and Ian are the oldest, ja?
GroutNASA: 0 health can’t walk
sopranocat: I was sure Alex was slightly younger than Graham, and I remember Graham saying he's an '83 kid
blast_shark: Must be the Funk Asp engine
shamblingkrenshar: She's contributed to streams from time to time!
brainbosh: Some needs to make a GRAPH
tim19862: Is Ian the oldest? lrrFRUMP
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Solipsody: We all eagerly await the day when Ben is born. Technically, he's from the future.
noSmokeFire: Penelope's been in a video, QED she's a contributor
phyrexian_illithid: Ben is such a youngster
Mivair: Penelope contributes by boosting morale
Nightvalien28: excuse you, she has contributed quite a lot
NSFMulhearn: I dunno, she's been in the highlight videos
AdmiralMemo: Oh, she contributes to our happiness. :D
lukyhemee: so ben is 12?
WubGhost: i believe Beej is the oldest?
jadedcynic: but IRL taxi driver here, wanting to dismiss this 'milennials with their smartphones' crap: being on the road 10-12hrs a day; I see middle-aged Gen X'ers on their phones (WHILE BEHIND THE DAMN WHEEL O_O ) more than 'young people'
Earthenone: she is a prop. not a contributor lrrBEEJ
lord_wertornion: Cam is clearly the oldest with 874
theovenbird: Who's the oldest?
CapnHat: Penelope is at best a freelance consultant
Siegeerson: how is penelope?
Kivipaperisakset: I'm hip in the way that I still have my own hips
notaballoon: you're too soft on that kid graham
Silver__Knight_: I'm pretty sure Ian is the oldest
plummeting_sloth: and Alex isn't the oldest. Bartelby is the oldest, being technically timeless
coelopteryx: (i'm gonna be 30 in only a couple months or so) (it's quite intimidating to go up another digit in the tens place)
Roughly21Smurfs: Who is the oldest then? 🤔
BellaDante__: "She's not a loading ready run contriubtor" Yet
johkmil: Penelope is an ex-prop.
notaballoon: make her start pulling her weight
Izandai: Hey now, Penelope was part of a video once. Technically she was a prop, not a cast member, but still.
Eklinaar: Penelope appeared as a prop.
Skyboss1996: nah don't
kitthethird: Put Penelope in LLRR you cowards
e_bloc: no one actually needs to make a graph
HavenJunde: i'm 26
Alahmnat: Penelope has graduated from "prop" status, at least ;)
jadedcynic: not "NEED", no :P
rocketjohn: really no graphs.
Contiguouskittycat: Hey, what game is this? Cause discord says James is playing Dark Places, isn't that this game?
Frankenfruity: I disagree ... she's contributed enough to LRRMTG :)
Juliamon: Sure. Make a graph. But keep it to yourself.
Lightningbro: I mean, I think most of us can say that Penelope DEFINITELY contributes to streams she's in
androgyknits: I mean we all know Cameron is an ageless one
DevInsanity: Am I the only one irrationally irritated by the use of a backslash instead of a forward slash in the ammo counter?
AdmiralMemo: I already have a graph. I'm not sharing. It's just for personal use.
Skyboss1996: Cam's really 700 years old
Dr_fragenstien: LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
Izandai: @DevInsanity Oh god I hate it.
Solipsody: But the graph will finally prove that older people are older than younger people.
brainbosh: Sorry, that's just the Math in me, wanting to see statistics.
FreshToastLord: Hasn't penelope been both in sketches and on streams?
e_bloc: he can slap so long
dreaminginautumn: Age is just a number
Foxmar320: Does it have a ranged attack?
CastleOtranto: Bartleby is an eldritch entity
WarlordFDC: Psychic damage?
shamblingkrenshar: I'm terrified to ask what you'd use such a graph for.
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
BellaDante__: i'm not even sure why you would need a graph
Frankenfruity: seabatHITBOX seabatBRAIN
noSmokeFire: one of the notes says "his presence pains me", so I guess???
Mangledpixel: seabatHITBOX
TXC2: OK so my Internet is running at like 15% speed, so I'm gonna go.
CptCorallis: Those are some Soul Calibur Hitboxes
WubGhost: curse your teasing @admiralmemo
Cyberferret2: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
CodeGorilla: seabatHITBOX ?
noSmokeFire: that laugh is a vicious mockery
GroutNASA: @devinsanity urg NOT alone
Kikazi: seabatYIKES seabatHITBOX
asthanius: This feels oddly like the hallway in the intro of the stream
sir_jack_DB: @admiralmemo: that's not better though
androgyknits: Related to the whole age discussion, is the LoadingReadyWiki up to date?
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Quillpaw: maybe they're doing an amnesia thing where just looking at them terrifies you but like, in an awful way
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex and Graham
bi0buster: That's what this is reminding me of! Survival Crisis Z!
sir_jack_DB: just don't
Wonderdoc: still better hitboxes than MHFU Plesioth hitboxes BlessRNG
RakdosEnigma: he is mentally attacking you
Mivair: Gnight TX
plummeting_sloth: well, an unlife pit
Dr_fragenstien: Non-regulation hitboxes should be a bingo square
Kykiwi: a death pit that soft locks your game
jadedcynic: look, Penelope has appeared in a few vids, but that doesn't make her a 'LRR contributor' any more than "Wes Borg" is a "LRR contributor'
AdmiralMemo: @BellaDante__ This is the same community that made Dix's Log.
ClodiumSoride: hah
tim19862: katesWa katesOw
ChakatLunar: Night TXC2
notaballoon: it's either a death pit or a glitched objective
TheBob58: Why does this one have a shirt?
Anubis169: What was that psychic damage enemy in STALKER that made my eye bleed with the sound?
WubGhost: we can bit witness the compounded Knowledge of the Void they have accrued in measly human years
Anubis169: a commander?
godort: !game bad
countz3r0: no akimbo?
AdmiralMemo: @sir_jack_DB I can't undo what's already done, but... yeah
GravityWell34: it sounds like Prurient
wildpeaks: controller ?
cuttlefishman: Is Beej ageless?
GravityWell34: (ask Cam)
jadedcynic: @Anubis169 controller?
Sarcastic_comma: sleepy trent resonor
Anonymousless: so he's a magic user?
Anubis169: that was it!
Anubis169: a Controller :D
benv0li0: Marshmello?
Skyboss1996: look. a cheap spas 12
Skyboss1996: cause video games
Tempest2097: Shortgun?
TehAmelie: it's a bold strategy, cotton
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @AdmiralMemo wat's dix's log precious
lord_wertornion: Find the key. I mean the switch
accountmadeforants: Nice ammo
LambMower: I'm excited to see Atomic Heart
Tempest2097: Oooh.
shamblingkrenshar: Okay yeah I'm receptive to that idea.
Anonymousless: book above you at the 4 way hallway?
KV1NN4: What was that book?
ArboristAndrew: Gonna go ahead and give the designer too much credit. Maybe they intend you to beat the game in 10 saves or less?
dreaminginautumn: Despite being someone as old as the top end of the LRR crew, I still don’t feel old. Tired, but not old. My parents are old.
Fayili: Are subs not happening this stream?
koizom: I'd say this background music is more Atrium Carceri if anything
BellaDante__: @AdmiralMemo I'd ask what Dix's Log is but I get the feeling I don't want to know
Cyberferret2: That game looks so good.
Skyboss1996: instead of bio punk, or aero punk, its atom ppunk
Rhynerd: soviet bioshock with more melee
kassy_13: book?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah theres a book on the celing
Akaiatana: I hear that the devs are Russian it out
kassy_13: look up
jadedcynic: but yeah, I think this is just a 'cuthulu' ish 'psychic damage' merely from seeing such 'impossible monsters'
KV1NN4: i thoguht the book was on the floor o.O
Juliamon: Fayili they happen between games
NSFMulhearn: the balls shrink alex! The horse balls shrink!
Anubis169: Fayili: yeah they are, there just haven't been any in a while :)
Anaerin: Fayili: They did a bunch, and they're doing them between games.
plummeting_sloth: but the SHADLOWS thought
Fayili: @Juliamon Ah ty
Tiber727: Does the game have reflective puddles?
shamblingkrenshar: "Look at this amazing water. Don't you want to drink this water?" is a widely spread phenomenon in games.
fiftymcnasty: Omerta
AdmiralMemo: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie @BellaDante__ All the info is here. It's stat tracking for DBFH
BogglesUrMind: Rewenge wood
wildpeaks: darn players never looking up
BloodForTheCorelab: should we be taking notes?
Lotus_position: That reminds me, apparently Disney’s finally making an Artemis Fowl movie. And it looks baaaaaad.
notaballoon: REVANGE
Fayili: No worries G!
Amentur: The RTX demo for Atomic Heart I guess?
RatekStormcrow: Isn't Revenge a spanish dance ?
Rockario: Game players talking like they're graphics engineers to try and sound more professional?
Skyboss1996: Re wenge
thatchesterguy: I just tuned in, is the protag made of lava?
Anubis169: i believe that's pronounced Ree-Wenj?
Solipsody: These single-bullet reloads are pretty good.
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Lunarwing7: So how long is this music loop? 3 seconds?
Dared00: Did you see the guy on Steam Forums that literally *decompiled the source code* to nitpick that he's lazy because he reuses lines.
Mivair: Go up?
Lightningbro: Revenge, I don't think we've figured out what how this is supposed to work
noSmokeFire: the presence of this game pains me
Nightvalien28: but the puddles man
phyrexian_illithid: Game devs for all watch and play games: “Hitsboxes? Nonono, I just have damage register of the sprite overlaps with the cursor.”
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Sameness is Killing Me
TehAmelie: wait, isn't graphical fidelity like creativity?
aesir_blade: Back when in my formative years I recall them going on a lot about all the engine features for Star Wars the Force Unleashed and then the game was crap
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: Dank memes can be beige.
Tempest2097: Yeah, this makes Quake look good.
BloodForTheCorelab: put your left hand on the wall?
wulf_95: "Save your game to different slots" makes me think the dev made game states that hard-lock you, but didn't know how to fix them.
Anubis169: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try dying more.
Anubis169: lol.
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Konda020946: whats afk today?
kassy_13: @Lotus_position my friend worked on the makeup/face stuff for that and i'm like "that's great, you're part of this huge film and you're from this tiny island, looks so bad"
Quillpaw: there's almost a hint of a fun design concept in teasing the shotgun but they've just ruinedi t
beregolas: dying... can be beige!
lukyhemee: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
DarkNacht: AFK is Root
Mivair: Well you heard the bot *hops into pit*
TheUnknownVeg: Wait I just got here, why is Alex staring at the ceiling and why are we in an abatoir?
CodeGorilla: !badadvice
LRRbot: It's just ahead.
Metric_Furlong: the protagonist got something on his arm. Blood? Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood! blood
TheOtherTrevor: Your sub notifier now estimates how long it will take you to read the subs? Or is 24 minutes the time since you were last reading them?
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beregolas: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
jadedcynic: Does this guy also review books with "the spelling was mostly correct, and the font-choice was very readable and comforting to my eyes." because THAT is the big deciding factor as to whether reading a book? :P
Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!! manGRY manFIST
noSmokeFire: I am root
NexusVoxx: rewt
Mivair: Rrrrrrrrrroot
Alness49: I am Root?
johkmil: I think all the in-game notes can be put to any nu-metal score and make perfect sense.
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Izandai: rOOt
Crad0k: i am root?
AdmiralMemo: @TheOtherTrevor I think the second one
ClodiumSoride: Root is so good.
BogglesUrMind: Nice, do we know who'd playing which faction yet?
notaballoon: to simulate the mc going iNsAnE
Anonymousless: those were the symbols in the books
wildpeaks: oh good, more Hell
Foxmar320: This game looks like its trying to be in silent hill
amythist: root or route?
noSmokeFire: madness is four identical corridors
accountmadeforants: Oh no, you overwrote a save!
ClodiumSoride: But the Vagabond is weird.
Akaiatana: Australians will fucking love Root
GravityWell34: because it’s a fu*k as* engine, graham
Lightningbro: Oh?! SIICK! I've been looking forward to Root ever since you guys got it.
jadedcynic: wait, have you shown off Root during DBFH ... as an auction item?
Mivair: Time to Dei
BloodForTheCorelab: yup.... should have been taking notes
Skyboss1996: well that was just unfair
Lunareclipse123: Ooh, Root! I've been looking forward to that since you opened it on Mailtime!
KidAmn: I look forward to a whole series of games on this revolutionary Fuck Ass Engine.
thirsty_kitteh: oh, I see, you have to go towards the symbol you haven't seen?
Anubis169: savescummin' Kappa
theneatestburrito: Everyone is playing Root! I hope it's a good time.
Tempest2097: Fuckass engine TM
e_bloc: Tips: Make your tips more difficult to read
Rhynerd: How does AFK handle subs?
Anubis169: (as if the game's worth it)
Laserbeaks_Fury: The goal post one was the book on the ceiling
BogglesUrMind: Will we be getting Vagabeej tonight then?
Akaiatana: Root was a mail time thing, chat
Mivair: Tip: Ignore this tip
CapnHat: No, Alex, the point is we're NOT here to do that
Earthenone: afk is subs at end, no messages
Dared00: @Rhynerd at the end, no messages
noSmokeFire: no, they _aren't_ here to fuck spiders, Alex
Skyboss1996: No man! We ain't here to fuck spiders
Kramburger: No, we're NOT here to fuck spiders
Earthenone: because its a main studio show
Solipsody: !game whatever
Eklinaar: Wiggity-wack or just regular type?
Mivair: I did!
ProfClarySage: Tip: try not to cry, cry a lot
plummeting_sloth: big ol swat boi
Foxmar320: WOW
pettyfan45: 0.0
BellaDante__: as far as I know "We're not here to fuck spiders" wasn't originally a phrase
Lunarwing7: !game oH GOD
backwoodshuntergx: did my sub not show up at the top?
Izandai: slytqDance
Jacobontherun1: DAB ON EM
countz3r0: DAB
BellaDante__: and then someone made it up as a joke
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Alness49: Who DOES come here to Eff Spiders?
BellaDante__: and now it is
MikoKisai: DAB
Lunarwing7: rooDab
wildpeaks: perfect
tim19862: LUL
kassy_13: damn
dialMforMara: is that like kick ass and chew gum?
Kykiwi: wow
wulf_95: !quote
Skyboss1996: OP OKP
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Izandai: <o/
Rhynerd: maybe I'll wait until another stream then
jadedcynic: !game good
Juniper_P1: benginDab
Spolin: rooDab
e_bloc: benginDab benginDab2 benginDab benginDab2 benginDab benginDab2
Mivair: benginDab
KidAmn: the STRONGEST dab
Mivair: benginDab2
Dumori: Combat Dab
meisbored: lrrBEEJ benginDab
noSmokeFire: what they lack in qualities, they make up for in dabs
pettyfan45: bunbeeYeet
Alness49: benginDab
Gen2Gengar: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
CodeGorilla: benginDab benginDab2 benginDab benginDab2
SAJewers: benginDab2
CastleOtranto: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Lotus_position: @kassy_13 that’s simultaneously cool and sad to hear. I always feel bad for the guys who try their hardest to salvage what’s doomed to be a craptacular film. Like you can tell Hayden Christensen tried really hard to make Episode III not suck, but there wasn’t anything to work with.
Tempest2097: Dabbed to death
GeeItSomeLaldy: coxManleee coxManleee
countz3r0: that was worth the price of admission
Izandai: beautiful
therm0s_: benginDab benginDab2
beregolas: lrrJUDGE
Mt_Storm: benginDab2 benginDab2 benginDab2
Kikazi: HSWP
Aeraliz: partyhard.gif
tim19862: is that like "I didn't come here to fuck around"???
hippitybobbity: nobody is ever there to fuck spoidahs
Lightningbro: benginDab benginDab2 benginDab
brainbosh: Yes, Combat Dab!
FlyingUltraCar: It's a paper town
fiftycrates: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Akaiatana: So, it's Aussie's Gritty?
Kikazi: HSWP benginDab2
Foxmar320: oh good
Dumori: Freedom!
Foxmar320: Were free!
TheUnknownVeg: A redback bareback?
Earthenone: we are free now
TemporallyAwry: You're free !!!
DahudLefthanded: We are released!
notaballoon: the spiders don
wildpeaks: crash: the good ending
Lunarwing7: sweet release
Quillpaw: we're free!
SacrificialToast: excellent
DahudLefthanded: Nooo
godort: "This isn't my first roder" ~ Me at second rodeo
wulf_95: yay
plummeting_sloth: dab to the home screen
wildpeaks: whyy, we had escaped
notaballoon: the spiders don't think it's useless
Lunarwing7: OH NO IT'S BACK
mrMorphius: There sweet release of crash
Contiguouskittycat: I think y'all are loggen in on Jame's account.
Skyboss1996: by the laws of watch and play, you are free
e_bloc: I think you can safely assume in the history of the world someone has fucked actual everything
phyrexian_illithid: Freeeeeee!
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Tajessa: Noooooo. You were freeeeee
iSmartMan1: When does the new Dice Friends campaign start? You said there was going to be one at Desert Bus, but the date you gave there was inaccurate and I can't find anything formally announced elsewhere?
TiredNiall: @Kramburger Speak for yourself. There are some people who are really into legs.
NathanJay_GA: I mean, there might be a reason why "sultry spider-lady" is such a common trope
Anubis169: "Please load from different slots" fishKrap
jadedcynic: comedians tried to make fun of Australians...and Australians liked it enough to accept it as an everyday idiom? this makes me like Australians more
Izandai: what
Alness49: This isn't my first dance at the rodeo!
hippitybobbity: spiders are well fucked on their own
wulf_95: That's why you need to save to more slots
TheUnknownVeg: gunnet
dreaminginautumn: This isn’t my first spider rodeo?
accountmadeforants: You did... did not save in a different slot. I wonder what happens.
Rhynerd: slop plzels
BogglesUrMind: Did Alex just get possessed by the soul of Steam?
Rhynerd: pistol
Lunarwing7: schtot gnun
KV1NN4: shood pizzles!
tallarean: is alex okay?
tim19862: we could see the UI before, but not them I guess
Solipsody: I feel like this game is the failure state of another game. Is that other game better? We'll never know.
Earthenone: its...the dark place
Mivair: I sure do love pissles
Scarbble: it is called, mario twins
alialately: I just waited for 30 seconds for them to kill an error screen from my PC
Dumori: Maybe you have to go to maddness cause thats the symbol on the wall
ClodiumSoride: Do the symbols teleport you to the books with the same ones?
wulf_95: The Bus Place?
jadedcynic: What sort of game is best on Watch+Play? A game that at least crashes back to desktop instead of locking. :)
Izandai: Honestly this place isn't that dark.
Cirrial: and *I* want to play it
TheUnknownVeg: Well Epic Games are releasing their own Store similar to Steam, so Valve will finally actually have to DO something
Ukon_vasara: the question is, have we seen Crate, or their friend Barrel yet?
Lightningbro: Ultra Bario Twins? My favorite retro game.
brainbosh: Madness is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. :P
Earthenone: you are suposed to decend into madness
TennoHyena: EYh! I usually miss this show because the timing doesn't fit. So happyt to catch it live for once.
bi0buster: Honestly I am not that offended by the quality of this one. It's not _good_ but it's alright. Maybe shouldn't be on steam but it's alright.
Izandai: Which is weird since I don't know where the light is coming from.
Metric_Furlong: it is Dark Place yes. NHS budget cuts relaly did a number on it
Sarcastic_comma: Can we do watch and play VR?
TiredNiall: @Kramburger Also hi! How's it going?
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MikoKisai: you probably need to go in a specific order
PMAvers: Now they have tactilenecks, so they're more dangerous?
wildpeaks: in a specific order I guess ?
Anonymousless: have to do them in an order?
theneatestburrito: An objectively worse timeline...
kamelion84: katesWat
Lightningbro: You got two doors right, the third was wrong
wafflesoup: This is a shitty puzzle
kynelwynn: Loss -> Then go to next place?
Ukon_vasara: its the lost woods?
RatekStormcrow: Probably a specific order of symbols
jadedcynic: @Izandai maybe not for us; but also G & A are getting a different aspect ratio, so likely they have diff gamma results?
HungryCavalier: You have to do them is the right order?
Izandai: It's multiple levels of pick a door.
wulf_95: It's an order. Of fucking course.
shroompants: the blue hall had a new symbol
wildpeaks: yeah that sure is a shitty puzzle
Silver__Knight_: The best W+P games are the ones that crash because the dev couldn't figure out the 'quit' button.
Nightvalien28: its a brute force maze?
asthanius: Feels like Lost Woods
Zanelron: doodlecheer100
hippitybobbity: oh hey its flowey
Izandai: @jadedcynic Possibly. Or the game is just crap.
Countjondi: It's like you follow the symbols, first the one in front, then the one you went though and so on and so on
Anubis169: I think you're given hints for which symbol to go for every time you get one right
Solipsody: @kynelwynn That's my philosophy in life.
dialMforMara: teachers need better retirement funds
Invitare: ballpoints actively ruin your handwriting though
RonnyConcrete: Our teachers didn't allow pens until I was 14, and I'm born in '96
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
thetoastmonster: Graham your recent impression of a Yak was outstanding. Be proud.
I_Am_Clockwork: look up?
BogglesUrMind: And there are 52 weeks in a year, so you're half a century of weeks old.
noSmokeFire: I like this rave fluid you seem to be doused in
EvilBadman: I think cursive isn't essential, but god do I miss cool artistic signatures.
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Lightningbro: I think there's supposed to be text explaining the order you go into them, but dash all that
hippitybobbity: ball points suck to write with, I looove me my fountain pen
Earthenone: new symbol, who dis?
wildpeaks: let's brute force this thing
Juniper_P1: loss -> whatever it was - > revenge -> madness?
hippitybobbity: i spend a good 200 hours a day writing math
notaballoon: it's the same the old one was just blurry and lit up
GoblinRanger: order in which you saw them?
Mivair: loss.jpg?
Lightningbro: Second one was legit "just go straight" this game's not advanced enough to randomize your look vector!
Sarcastic_comma: is this loss?
KV1NN4: 5507?
tim19862: what is this Myst? lrrBEEJ
kynelwynn: lossinrevengemadness?
frozenphoenix7: So G, have you seen any Smackdown lately? Because heel Daniel Bryan is amazing.
wulf_95: go left
Earthenone: is said decend to madness, so reverse it?
Anubis169: what's Sin?
Izandai: Sin then?
djalternative: go down
Izandai: And now loss?
TiredNiall: The video "Skeal with Music" just went live on the LRL Youtube channel.
CapnHat: So, how many levels of revenge, sin, and madness are you on, my dude?
Solipsody: It's like there's some cultural context we're all missing to understand this puzzle, but the culture in question exists only in the dev's head.
Spacecarl: oh yeah that one paper on the wall above the buttin had this order i think?
bi0buster: Colour changing means progress!
Chartle: you can tell because of the color
thetoastmonster: They are colour coded.
TheUnknownVeg: Is this Loss?
wildpeaks: getting there
AdmiralMemo: Is it loss.jpg?
godort: !puzzle bad
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Lunarwing7: this music loop makes me hate everything
iSmartMan1: Did the next Dice Friends campaign get cancelled or delayed? I can't find it anywhere on the schedule
Lightningbro: I love the fact that the enemies forget the game's paused in the save/load menu
MacSquizzy: there was a note in the first room that detailed the order
kaotik4266: Is this loss
GravityWell34: luckily the loading times are pretty streamlined Kappa
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Tarnagona: cheer52 Yesterday I defended my thesis, and became a doctor. LRR has been an helpful destressor getting the thesis done and defended, so have some celebratory bits, cuz you guys are awesome.
Dr_fragenstien: I feel there was an order that could be discerned from the documents we found, but I wasn't really paying attention tho them
bi0buster: I'm not sure how I feel about this puzzle.
Anubis169: what is that monster sound made from? it sounds like 4 of the cheapest audio filters having a smoker's cough
bi0buster: I mean it's not _good_
notaballoon: i would actually be really impressed if this game just turned out to be a big loss joke
Dumori: this game is 100% meh...
Gizmoloid: I love how monsters' attacks only animate properly while in menu.
Izandai: @Tarnagona Congratulations!
plummeting_sloth: guess and check... my favorite puzzle
FinnKaenbyou: Congrats @Tarnagona
Laogeodritt: @Tarnagona Congrats on your successful defense! I just finished my Master's/started my PhD this term
tim19862: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
I_Am_Clockwork: hooray for brute-force lock puzzels
Kraest: “u win :3”
BellaDante__: well conisdering this is an FPS Maker game its either going to suddenly end or give a "You win" screen and then end
Foxmar320: How deep does this go?
plummeting_sloth: we are deeper and thus redder
PMAvers: Gotta drag it out so you hit the mark so you can't refund it.
GenericHerooo: @Tarnagona Congrats! n.n
Solipsody: We have to go deeper, Alex.
GravityWell34: hey remember Dusk? that’s a good game
Lightningbro: I mean, to be fair, two levels is TOTALLY a Tech Demo. Just because they've gotten more advanced doesn't mean they always were. I know Mario 128 wasn't even a level and it was a Tech demo
tim19862: Congratulations Dr. Tarnagona! lrrAWESOME
GeeItSomeLaldy: This is good puzzle. Best puzzle. Totally Save Scum Proof
wildpeaks: Congratulations, Doctor
strifeheart_: congrats tarnagona!
devil_dan: !game
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cuttlefishman: Alex...
Tarnagona: @Laogeodritt Good luck!
TweakyCZ: does it have something to do with glow on the symbols?
Anubis169: Dr. Tarnagona :D
notaballoon: the notes you'll find contain tips to write really cool black metal lyrics
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cuttlefishman: Also Congrats @Tarnagona
bi0buster: Well uh, on the upside. No keys?
Quillpaw: the filter is making the symbols unreadable
Squiidd_pope: Kongradulations her docktor
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: please do not actually mail drugs
No_Superman10: Jeez, how can you tell which is which with all this bloom?
noSmokeFire: is there some significance to the symbols being blobbed out?
Tarnagona: Thanks everyone. I'm still not used to being done. XD Just confused as to where the big anxiety has gone. It's a weird feeling.
wulf_95: Go left. No, lefter!
Mivair: You Wouldn't Ship a Weed
Anaerin: Don't you put it in your mail...
Earthenone: dont you put it in your mail
plummeting_sloth: It's like a terrible teleporter based skinner box
plummeting_sloth: but we DO know how to ship live bees now!
Piratical_tendancies: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Countjondi: For the same reason you wouldn't send Hakarl without good reason.
SolarJudas: You actually can! If it's domestic
notaballoon: that
Nightvalien28: but spiders still okay right?
phyrexian_illithid: @tarnagona Congrats, Great Job! lrrHEART
pettyfan45: Plain weed
tim19862: heh
Tempest2097: Don't mail drugs yo
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Miss_Katherine: SolarJudas I was going to ask, why couldnt you, so thanks
Foxmar320: lol
Mister_Skittles: its organic too right
Pusherman555: you would be surprised of the ease of mailing weed, a buddy of mine had it mailed to his dorm in college
holidayMD: Same
baakem: agreed Alex
plummeting_sloth: c-4 brick of magic
cuttlefishman: The thing with the plane is that even if it is a domestic CDN flight, the potentiality of redirecting to a US for emergency landing exists
notaballoon: that's not true, you can put weed on the plane if you smoke it all on the ground
arcaneIllumination: Yep.
Lunarwing7: yeah they look scarily like plastic explosives, or so I've heard
AdmiralMemo: Alex "Oh it's nerd $#!t" Steacy
wildpeaks: !save
Gen2Gengar: SolarJudas Good luck if your flight has to land in the US i emergency though
tim19862: katesLol
MagicSeeker1: Just got here, are we playing Trial and Error: The Game?
Foxmar320: lrrGOAT ?
countz3r0: dun dun dun
Skyboss1996: also : please do not hot box a plane
Lotus_position: So you’re saying we should mail surstromming to your enemies.
Dumori: TBH I think MTG cards get called out so often in and out of Seattle and areas running events they people pick up on it real fast
SolarJudas: @Miss_Katherine Yeah, I looked into it since my friends wanted to bring some home for holiday visiting.
noSmokeFire: @MagicSeeker1 just Error, I think
Chartle: dynamic objects? uh oh
PMAvers: And then it wraps around back to the first level, since it was the wrong door?
Reecer6: I also hide my weed in my magic cards so they're not noticed by security.
bi0buster: When I was in highschool I flew with a couple decks of magic cards in my bag plus some wires from an electrotech class that I forgot I still had in my bag. I managed to board at least 2 planes before getting my bag searched.
Scarbble: yeah, 100% magic cards get checked at airports
plummeting_sloth: I prefer calling it the Adventures of Guess and Check!
I_Am_Clockwork: never did figure out how to grab that shotgun
tim19862: we're half life now Kappa
Armstrong11139: What's funny is, my Magic cards never get checked, but whenever I take a Weiss Schwarz deck with me, some TSA agent winds up taking one glance at my pink-haired anime girl deck box and being like " you go then"
Squiidd_pope: sir, there’s a lot of nerd shit in this guy’s bag
Reecer6: (jokes)
GenericHerooo: Save
cuttlefishman: Do not hide your weed in your magic cards
MagicSeeker1: @nosmokefire thx
Earthenone: you seem to have gotten some sauce on your surgical cloves
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Skyboss1996 unless its only you on the plane and the pilot is down to clown
Kraest: I once had my guitar meticulously taken apart by airport security. They left it in pieces, but saved all the screws and metal bits in a ziplock bag that they left in the case.
SolarJudas: @Gen2Gengar Yeah, that's definitely a real risk, the U.S. is definitely making things difficult in that regard
Siegeerson: you ever think you'll check back in on everjane online?
Anubis169: Alex: At TwitchCon there were huge billboards advertising "The best high-quality weed available, call this number!!"... but the thing that stood out the most was the airport REEKS of weed, if you don't smoke or don't like the smell of it, outside the terminal is unbearable
TheUnknownVeg: wepon
Lotus_position: My toiletries kit always gets flagged because I shave with a straight razor.
Skyboss1996: an Uzi knockoff
notaballoon: do not use your magic cards as roach stabilizers
Lunarwing7: smigg
Dumori: its a MAC someting
djalternative: yes! More murder!
Akaiatana: Weeb buy and sell cards :P
coelopteryx: i thought security was gonna double check my metal dice & box of mysterium i bought, but i think i went through the check actually faster than usual. Big Shrug
thefileclerk: is this a time ramicide?
bi0buster: Well at least it's better than the ingram in Arizona Sunshine.
ApodoNuevo: Why aren't YOU covered in blood?
Skyboss1996: OWAH
noSmokeFire: welcome to DOOM
No_Superman10: For me it's always my books that end up getting swabbed and checked all between the pages.
Lightningbro: @Skyboss1996 Addendum: Also as a good rule of thumb please do not hotbox a CAR either. For the safety of you and others on the road, hindering your sight of the road is always dissuaded.
plummeting_sloth: roller skating demons!
fiftycrates: did you know that humans and guns share 60% of their blood in common?
FinnKaenbyou: I hope you find a sink soon to wash off all that blood on your hands.
Jadenim: How can you not have a shotgun in a dungeon crawler?!
Foxmar320: woah sliding all over the place is not ok
Juniper_P1: speed skating monsters is kinda unique at least
Quillpaw: they got them yaoi hands
brainbosh: Are you fighting skaters?
Squiidd_pope: It looks like a Mac
Dumori: Them arms
johkmil: It's so mature - you're covered in blood at all times!
BogglesUrMind: I like that they stick out their hands when they die.
wildpeaks: your uzi is bringing all the bois to the yard
Gekyouryuu: @armstrong11139 you play Weiss Schwarz? neat. really wish the game hadn't died off where I am
sgowell: It’s the wheelers from Return to Oz
meisbored: are they trying to bring back planking?
tehfewl: Hey Alex, It was really great meeting you, Adam, Beej, and Cori and at Pax Unplugged!
Damaris1034: My insulin pump used to be side eyed. But now TSA is used to them. I still have to do the "bomb residue" test every time though.
cuttlefishman: Those yaoi hands
Tempest2097: Sir, sir, please obey the laws of physics
Skyboss1996: @Lightningbro : oh yeah no. Don't hot box anything that moves
bi0buster: The planking is real strong.
moxamber26: thats not blood, its cherry jam that just dried on
djalternative: there needs to be some player feedback when there's a successful hit.
Dumori: Medpack near spawn
Alahmnat: also they don't die on the ground
notaballoon: f l o a t i n g s k e l e t a l
TheUnknownVeg: When you run out of ammo, it becomes a "horror game"
tim19862: lrrWOW
Lightningbro: @Skyboss1996 I mean, unless it is not intended to move in the forseable future
Dumori: Short gooon
TehAmelie: i like the strap on the uzi wiggling when you move. what are the chances the dev programmed that themselves?
Ukon_vasara: thats just another puzzle for the player to solve SeemsGood
Armstrong11139: @Gekyouryuu I pretty much is dead from what I've seen. I often try to find a game while traveling for work, but I rarely succeed
Anubis169: SHORTGUN
jadedcynic: SHORTGUN!
tim19862: LUL
GravityWell34: not if they’re good at games, they won’t! this game is for good gamers only!
jadedcynic: hivemind :D
Skyboss1996: and a pistol grip shortgun
Quillpaw: boomstick
bi0buster: That pathetic shuck sound effect.
Dumori: Keep raming shells in that gun
plummeting_sloth: gun bursts from over filling
djalternative: shotgun remix
Driosenth: where are the shells going?
Akaiatana: Don't worry, Alex, you're streaming the game. If you run out of bullets, we'll make a clip for you Kappa
CodeGorilla: Why are you upside down?
Squiidd_pope: SECRET TUNNEL
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djalternative: Alex. Give us a reload beat
Juniper_P1: I'd say this game could use a flashlight... but you know it would need expendable batteries
Silver__Knight_: Akaiatana boo
Skyboss1996: Ugh no you don';t need to rack the slide on a glock
Lunarwing7: these are possibly the 3 most generic guns I have ever seen
Skyboss1996: or on an uzi
Sarcastic_comma: EDGE
bi0buster: Is an inverted clock just a regular clock?
kynelwynn: that room was upside down
jadedcynic: up?
Miss_Katherine: Is this the first game still?
xhres2: I just got here, why the magazine on the uzi jiggle?
Silver__Knight_: jiggle physics
Lotus_position: That is the crappiest MAC model I’ve seen in ages.
GoblinRanger: took a while to get to a crate in this one
FinnKaenbyou: did that guy hit you across the room with the power of his mind
Anubis169: Is it wrong that the only thing in my head right now is "Daaancin' on the ceeeling!"
djalternative: it's unfortunate that guy can shoot through walls
jadedcynic: or yeah, maybe that 'oily guy' has an invisible ranged attack? :P
Skyboss1996: cause it's a knockoff uzi with giggle physics
TehAmelie: it's not the magazine,s adly
tim19862: haha
mrMorphius: Best ladder
plummeting_sloth: best ladder
Ukon_vasara: ah, its good to see the didnt forget the Crate
Dumori: it's a tiny sling
iSmartMan1: When the next Dice Friends campaign starts, will it be on here or on the D&D channel?
Juliamon: xhres2 because the maker is using a F*ck As* engine
wildpeaks: save us, companion cube
Foxmar320: woah
noSmokeFire: a boy and his crate
notaballoon: is this a "sound of silence" bad game or a "mad world" bad game?
tim19862: is it like soap? dang
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Skyboss1996: oh lawd he comin
jadedcynic: dis craet iz mah frand
e_bloc: I guess there's no boxing the enemies in this game
GroutNASA: stream bad?
jadedcynic: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
Anubis169: feisty
countz3r0: he's sore
fiftycrates: I'm sensing a lot of hostility from this fellow
TheUnknownVeg: We redead now
kungfubanana: This game looks too much like the watch+play intro "game"
notaballoon: all around me are familiar faces...
thenb44: !game
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chimingfish: !advice
LRRbot: Push the buttons.
djalternative: Is there more to this game though or is it just shoot the dudes poorly?
Skyboss1996: Captian! Troi says there's feelings of aggression!
jadedcynic: okay, good, so I haven't missed any Dice Friends ;)
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JackWhoWanders: Ahh Garbage Day, best thing to watch after a long day of work.
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thefileclerk: how bland and edgy. so edgy you are covered in blood
iSmartMan1: Thank you, Graham! Also, you might want to tell the D&D channel to change their schedule so it no longer says They will be hosting You
ArboristAndrew: Don’t know why, but this game is weighing me down :(
Contiguouskittycat: I think you guys are on Jame's steam account.
Pangogie: PLEASE NO.
Alahmnat: @kungfubanana I was thinking that too
Pangogie: Bad song.
thenb44: anyone know what the actual game is?
Pangogie: Bad feels.
ClodiumSoride: @kungfubanana No horses yet, but there's still time.
notaballoon: the protag cut himself on the game's edge
tim19862: I want to hear that on kazoo now lrrBEEJ
Laogeodritt: @djalternative There are notes stuck to the walls! And terrible no-context puzzles!
djalternative: sure
noSmokeFire: do you even need to go down the branch with all the plankm'n?
korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:03.
TehAmelie: what if we assume every game that's about killing stuff is made by someone with unresolved aggression issues?
Jadenim: @ismartman1 , do we get infinite DND recursion if they don’t?
pettyfan45: juked
coelopteryx: (were the dice friends dice bags available at unplugged? i didn't notice them on the table, but idk whether that's because they weren't there, or they were and i just didn't visually process it, or they used to be but all got sold super fast)
mrMorphius: Footsies
Juliamon: thenb44 I believe it's called Dark Spaces
thefileclerk: sliding into your bullets
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thatchesterguy: sliding into the dms
Skyboss1996: wait hold on, the Uzi and the glock use the same amunition type
VoodontWoW: How nice that they genuflect as they die.
JackWhoWanders: what is this game?
BloodnBullets: what fresh hell is this?
Matornen: Yo, Graham, seen MST3K: The Gauntlet already? if not, please just watch episode one. It's absurd.
thefileclerk: dat reach doe
notaballoon: "fresh" hell?
CataclysmicReverb: Ohwhatfreshhellisthis
Solipsody: Is this another game where ammo fits whatever gun you were carrying when you picked it up?
VoodontWoW: Pretty nice.
Rhynerd: The Gauntlet!@
kassy_13: how do you find mstk stuff?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Gauntlet
Damaris1034: THE GAUNLET
accountmadeforants: Oh, turns out there were FP(S) horror games for the original Nintendo DS. One of them's called "Dementium: The Ward", which I played a few hours ago.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It was SOOOOO good
Twitch_RR: The crate wasn't there before...
chickenace11: maybe you have to shoot the create
Countjondi: MS3K?
Skyboss1996: MST3K is availible on their youtube, and on netflix
thefileclerk: OH NOOOOO
o0sk_ren0o: Oh YESssssss
Miss_Katherine: Oh, I should do this "Gauntlet"
GravityWell34: oh nooooo
ProfClarySage: the Gauntlet is so good :D
kassy_13: thanks! i'll look for it
Countjondi: MST3K is what?
djalternative: that blood splatter on hit is almost invisible with all of that gun smoke
brainbosh: Mac and Me...shit
bi0buster: Shortgunnet?
Rhynerd: and then they did Altantic Rim
Foxmar320: Ive seen Mac and Me
blip2004: netflix tried for the longest time to make me watch mac and me
baakem: Have fun you two!
ProfClarySage: I watched it 3 & 3 and it was so, so good
Damaris1034: Mac and Me is an absolutely amazing episode
Squiidd_pope: actually Mac and me?
Skyboss1996: MST3K Or Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a comedy show based around making fun of old bad movies @Countjondi
thefileclerk: oh no.
Tempest2097: Mac and Me was INCREDIBLE
Rockario: Oh god, Nukey
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ronald McDonald is *in* the movie
djalternative: Mac and Me + Paul Rudd = Best running joke on TV
kynelwynn: Coca-Cola and skittles product placement the movie
CataclysmicReverb: I've heard dookie, but no nukey
EvilBadman: Mac and Me is the clip Paul Rudd keeps getting Conan o'Brien to watch on his show
brainbosh: Someone found the Japanes version of Mac and Me, with the original ending
Aeraliz: all this talk of Mac & Me is making me thirsty for a cool refreshing Coca-Cola (tm)
Igorstrpes: Fun Fact: Mac and Me was sponsored by McDonalds. Hence that occurrence.
sgowell: Agreed Re: rudd
bi0buster: Just gonna remodel today.
ProfClarySage: lol @Aeraliz
TehAmelie: uzis are always fun. i remember this book by Dean "Hard techno-horror" Koontz where the heroes had uzis with modded magazines holding 400 bullets
Vargen_HK: Didn't McDonalds fund the movie? Like it was a literal feature-length commercial.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also, Coke is a magical drink
jadedcynic: those shots went stright through the 'dormant' bad guy; apparerntly he doesn' thave a hitbox until you agro him?
notaballoon: that's gonna be meaningless when the enemies hitbox reaches all the way around the box
brainbosh: The original ending of that had a cop shoot the kid in the wheelchair. :O
Skyboss1996: @TehAmelie : 400 round mags.... oh no
MacSquizzy: Did they watch the original cut where the cops shoot the kid at the end?
siouxfan_22: any word on when the playmats and or posters from desert bus will ship?
Tempest2097: @brainbosh WHAT.
Dumori: Closer to 15 I think
Rhynerd: Is Altlantic Rim the most recent film MST3K ever riffed?
asthanius: Doesn't the Chinese cut include a bunch of guns?
bi0buster: Dem fries.
Skyboss1996: KATHLEEN HAI
BogglesUrMind: Big Mc and Me
Anaerin: I sure do love product placement!
shamblingkrenshar: What about the secret true ending of the film that was only on like, the Japanese versions or something?
Squiidd_pope: Oh hey Alex, did you get to mess around with UMA during pax unplugged at all?
cuttlefishman: Who hear ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
Tempest2097: @brainbosh I would love to see that cut
noSmokeFire: oh he named "mac" after "mac and cheese"?
Kramburger: Don't forget the random dabce party in that scene
thatchesterguy: hai kathleen
Quillpaw: hi kathleen!
Foxmar320: Dawww
PhoenixMelior: best wife
Anubis169: manPOT Caffeine drop!
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK
TehAmelie: speaking of reachubf ariybd tge riin
Lunarwing7: rooAww
Amentur: lrrDARK
Galactic_pain: What is MST3k?
BellaDante__: awwwww
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: kaffeen!
Miki_Ninja: save!
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bi0buster: I think we just saw a moment of true love?
TehAmelie: ops
ProfClarySage: howdy kathleen!
I_Am_Clockwork: there's healthy
brainbosh: @Tempest2097 YES. Cop trips and just shoots him dead.
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrDARK
EvilBadman: @TehAmelie Wat
CleverCrumbish: Cute!
TehAmelie: "reaching around the room"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jonah Ray is such a good fit for that show
UrlorJkron: can always have second lunch
Anaerin: Galactic_pain: Mystery Science Theater 3000
thefileclerk: gimme din din
Skyboss1996: MST3K Or Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a comedy show based around making fun of old bad movies @Galactic_pain
RassilonDND: is that the healthy crinkle of food?
phyrexian_illithid: Hi lrrDARK
tendrilsoftragedy: damb the love benginHeart lrrHEART
PMAvers: Think this, but with bad movies.
PhoenixMelior: so THAT'S why I can't find any Magikarp in Pokemon Go
Countjondi: All the sudden im real hungry
Juliamon: cuttlefishman I did
Tempest2097: @brainbosh Holy shit that would have been an insane ending
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Damaris1034: It's MAC "Mysterious Alien Creature"
MacSquizzy: suddenly mukbang
Miki_Ninja: save so you don't have to do that again
PhoenixMelior: oh right I guess I should add more friends on Pokemon Go
thefileclerk: find the clock?
korvys: It's a rip off of Unskippable. :P
wildpeaks: it's like the spiders bake sale: by spiders, for spiders, from spiders
Dared00: It's a movie version of Unskippable Kappa
GroutNASA: Kids these days
thatchesterguy: was it a missed opourtunity to rebrand as MST4K?
Darleysam: there's a bunch of MST3K on their official youtube channel too
ProfClarySage: Jonah Ray is amazing, and I love Baron Vaughn & Hampton Yount for the new bots :D
GeeItSomeLaldy: Riftraxx have their own twitch chanel too
Earthenone: so like unskippable but with slightly more famous people?
EvilBadman: Rifftrax (Mike) and Cinema Titanic (Joel)
coelopteryx: i like describing watch + play as "it's like mst3k but with video games"
RassilonDND: didnt they bring back mst3k with a new season with ashley birch
shamblingkrenshar: I actually got to see the Mad Brothers live last year. They were absolutely amazing.
Tempest2097: Rifftrax is also great
TehAmelie: hand slipped one key to the left on the keyboard or user having a stroke? who could tell?
TiredNiall: RiffTrax has an always playing Twitch channel and it's pretty great
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Hey chat, should I have halal for dinner? Y/N
I_Am_Clockwork: rifftrax doesn't just do bad movies though
RassilonDND: N
notaballoon: it's like this show but for movies
Galactic_pain: Ok, I think I remember seeing a few episodes of that a while back
Skyboss1996: Y
GroutNASA: RiffTrax quality is uneven but so good they exist
Dumori: I can officaly call this game toooooo bland
tendrilsoftragedy: n
Tempest2097: @DoDo_BizarreDoge Halal what?
thatchesterguy: i miss unskippable
wildpeaks: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:00.
realjackdawman: That is what they succeeded at with Unskippable.
noSmokeFire: this game is bloody oatmeal
Miki_Ninja: I recommend saving
johkmil: I miss Unskippable
Damaris1034: I got to see the traveling MST3K show with Joel and Jonah. It was great.
brainbosh: @Tempest2097 I would love to have seen that ending with all the product placement in the movie.
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Shish kebab
goblingoboomboom: there is a door in the great hall
UrlorJkron: im pretty sure quake 2 looked better than this
Dr_fragenstien: inverted clock, face of death?
GravityWell34: “tried”? you succeeded!
TheInnsanity: oh hey, crates!
TheMetalupis: minneapolis public television, comedy central, then sci fi
Chartle: it's the crate game all over again
Miss_Katherine: Yup, that was definitely Unskippable
goblingoboomboom: up on the wall
thefileclerk: some sort of "inverted clock"
Tempest2097: @brainbosh OH MY GOD that would be amazing.
Skyboss1996: MST3K : its just Unskippable for moveis
Anubis169: Graham: Is Unskippable still owned by The Escapist? They still have the rights to that?
TheInnsanity: crate hall?
CataclysmicReverb: Unskippable was fun... whatever happened to the "we own the brand" version you had going for a bit?
KV1NN4: @DoDo_BizarreDoge Sounds good
Earthenone: great hall or grate hall?
Rhynerd: This game wishes it was the crate game
I_Am_Clockwork: btw, rifftrax has a twitch channel where they broadcast some of there more public domain eppisodes (stuff like Manos Hand of Fate)
Anubis169: No there's a door in the Grate Hall Kappa
DoDo_BizarreDoge: It is. Only $6 too
notaballoon: *Crate Hall
JackWhoWanders: why is the screen so high above Alex?
Skyboss1996: Ya like platformin?
Tempest2097: Manos is literally a treasure
TehAmelie: Running Start has, shall we say, stalled
wulf_95: SIGH
Lunarwing7: I love how the lighting abruptly changes for some reason
TehAmelie: (sorry)
Foxmar320: Get healthy and die
NomenNeminis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:01.
Dumori: You got the medkit
Skyboss1996: because he's using the Gamma boosted monitor
Earthenone: core gamers LOVE first person platforming
Tempest2097: I used to own a copy on DVD
Countjondi: Unpopular opinion: I thought Unskippable was just about the least interesting LRR related things iv'e seen. Basically kind of the worst out of some very good content
Skyboss1996: otherwise its actually too dark
johkmil: Running Start was great for the time we had it.
Anaerin: JackWhoWanders: He's watching the preview screen, which has it's brightness boosted.
sgowell: Nailed it
Silver__Knight_: damnit twitch
Skyboss1996: Tiny dosed needles
Laserbeaks_Fury: "With the Medpack on the stack, I plummet to my death
RomanGoro: I say move to next game
Gekyouryuu: what IS pokebowl, anyway?
Galactic_pain: I feel like I saw an episode of it with something similar to The Creature of the Black Lagoon
Skyboss1996: then you pin the needle through the uniform on the front, so they don't overdose them
Dr_fragenstien: Even if there are, it's better than feeling like you've been shot
JackWhoWanders: ahh, that makes sense. thanks @anaerin
GrumblingMoblin: is usually not an issue since they inject into muscle tissue
Telabu: air bubbles into fat or muscle isn't a big deal, and that's typically where those were administered
Chartle: i think you need to shotgun him
thefileclerk: shortgun only apperently
wildpeaks: apparently air bubbles aren't as deadly as movies make them to be, according to a blog post from Mikey some years ago when he was in hospital
Telabu: source: diabetic as heckkkk
Anubis169: it was great for the battlefield at the time, stick in person and squeeze, then move on
RassilonDND: are we secretly a doggo detective?
TheInnsanity: "GARY, WE NEED ZOMBIE NOISES" Well, I just got this new dog...
ArboristAndrew: Doin a h*ckin pant
countz3r0: use the shortgun
BellaDante__: my favorite thing about FPS Maker is there's no limit to how innacurate you can make a gun
NomenNeminis: Hi, chat, G, and A! What flavor of garbage are we "enjoying" right now?
Rockario: I ha the same question about air the last time I got an IV, turns out it's not as much of a concern unless you're going into an arterie
Anubis169: ohh Alex can you kite him off the ledge?
Skyboss1996: it'll keep you alive and out of shock
Quillpaw: from my understanding, subcutaneous injections having air bubbles is bad but not as terrible as you might think, but air bubbles intravenously are Bad News
RealGamerCow: This "music" is more annoying than it should be to me.
bi0buster: I like how he just has a lie down when he dies.
Dumori: Mac 11 then...?
BellaDante__: like that isnt related to this game I just remembered it
Tempest2097: Yeah you don't ever want air in your blood vessels
thefileclerk: he keepa panting after he dies
The_Phailhaus: This game feels like you should be hand drawing maps as you play and it ends up with you being surrounded with paper like some kind of Beautiful Mine situation
Tempest2097: That's how you get a clot
EvilBadman: @Gekyouryuu It's a hawaiian fish dish. Think Tuna with some other veggies and grain
Earthenone: so a trash can?
Lunarwing7: excuse me what
kynelwynn: You were already there
Malacorath: What up. any runners gonna be at GPLiverpool?
korvys: Apparently air bubbles also aren't a problem for things that need to be injected into your eyeball (which was a thing I didn't need to learn, but did on Tuesday)
mrMorphius: Here we are just pinning notes to the brick walls
UrlorJkron: that was the room behind to lockers
I_Am_Clockwork: its a clue for the secret room you already found
coelopteryx: "receptacle of my memories" weird thing to call a trash bin
thefileclerk: bookshelf, you have been there
Foxmar320: lol
Skyboss1996: HAH
Rachnarn: behind the table! ammo!
johkmil: So, behind their Trapper Keeper?
notaballoon: he's got a straightjacket, so you know that in addition to being a bloody, hulking monster, he's also CRAZY
goblingoboomboom: mag behind the table
SketchyDetails: you hp is NEIN NEIN
The_Phailhaus: @malacorath i’ll be there all weekend
JackWhoWanders: basically for an airbubble i an iv to really hurt you it has to be several centimeters long.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello Everyone how's it going?
TennoHyena: YOu guys already found tha toom
TennoHyena: It talked about the clock
kynelwynn: You were already in the upside down room
laskotheking: What garbeej are we experiencing?
coelopteryx: aw heck i was too slow
Telabu: even IV they need to be large enough to hurt you, the subq air bubbles are basically not a concern unless the volume of air is so large that something else terrible is happening
TheInnsanity: troublematic?
Quillpaw: "your waifu is trash" "her name is garbage-chan, thank you" "garbage-chan belongs in the garbage can"
Duvnal: There was also a project that Joel of MST3K started up a few years ago called Cinematic Titanic that was really good. It was straight to DVD, so it was doomed to fail as the format was losing popularity, but worth a look if you can get a hold of the discs
notaballoon: trublematic
wildpeaks: frame perfect trick
AdmiralMemo: I know that reference and yeah...
Malacorath: @The_Phailhaus ditto, love to say hi
noSmokeFire: "reach out for it", the note said
Lunarwing7: sklull
RassilonDND: waifu day spa seems like a strong contender
thefileclerk: crouch?
TheInnsanity: it's death's door!
wildpeaks: do we need to pile boxes ?
notaballoon: boundary violation Kreygasm
accountmadeforants: Time for a box puzzle?
goblingoboomboom: craaaaates
Rachnarn: stand on the box?
thatchesterguy: hit it with a box!
TheInnsanity: someone tell adam they're playing darkest dungeon
noSmokeFire: crate time?
Driosenth: get a box
Juniper_P1: go right click some of those dynamic objects
meisbored: bring boxes?
Skyboss1996: crates!
TennoHyena: YOu have crates
pettyfan45: sand on box?
Dumori: Boxes bby
notaballoon: CRATES
GravityWell34: crate time
goblingoboomboom: gotta love crates
The_Phailhaus: @malacorath i’ll be wondering around plenty. Not sure how i’ll be identifiable but i’m sure we canfigure a way out
Dumori: We got some HALF LIFE puzzels
Lunarwing7: what is this, a Source game?
Anaerin: We Half-Life 2 now, bois!
GravityWell34: gameplaaaayyyyy
Lightningbro: "Touch the inverted clock where the face of death stares at your back."
notaballoon: cCRATE to meet you! mind if I BARREL through
I_Am_Clockwork: just wat you want in your horror action game, box stacking puzzels
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thefileclerk: what was this building used for?
Skyboss1996: We heard ya like game play
bi0buster: Perfect.
Observer39: Hmm
pettyfan45: 10/10
Chartle: now that's art
MikoKisai: this seems fine
Foxmar320: perfect stacking
countz3r0: It's the Slurm engine
Alness49: Lews
thatchesterguy: good art
wildpeaks: hey hey there are good games that use source engine :D
I_Am_Clockwork: a work of art
Quillpaw: definitely how physics work
Earthenone: i thought it was fuka's engine
wafflesoup: Thats physics
GravityWell34: Snorsh Engine
Dumori: I found out the other day the last major Gold Soruce game to come out was 2014!
electroswagnetism: That's not how the stack works!
noSmokeFire: long arms
EvilBadman: We're debuting a new fuck ass...sorry, that's the inernal name for it, our new SOURCE engine.
brainbosh: I miss Trespasser.
Skyboss1996: wat
mercano82: Is this GoldenEye007 engine?
Dumori: 2014 for an engine build of idTech2
CleverCrumbish: I mean, it was
thirsty_kitteh: Does Alex swear in cursive?
Chartle: i have no cursor and i must clikc
thatchesterguy: I have no cursor and I must scream
johkmil: I have no cursor and must lift
TheInnsanity: that crate hit you
pettyfan45: hahahahahaha
Skyboss1996: smashed yourself in the face with a crate
thefileclerk: NICE
thesurfaceofthemoon: pride55 Stop hitting yourself
notaballoon: c r a t e p h y s i c s
Lightningbro: ♪I hurt myself.... with a box♫
Countjondi: I Have no cursor and therefore must flail
Skyboss1996: it has been done
bi0buster: Ready gunnet?
Dared00: I hit myself with a crate... to see if I still feel...
goblingoboomboom: back to the inverted room maybe
Dumori: A KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SketchyDetails: theres no geometry ont he bottom of the boxes...
Lunarwing7: Bloody skull! So real!
thatchesterguy: is this first game still?
Skyboss1996: A key eh?
CataclysmicReverb: Well, that was a crate puzzel
Skyboss1996: yup. first game
Dumori: This game is so very like poor 90's puzzle choices
ButterBall000: Just got here, we doing Watch and spoop?
mercano82: Can you step up to touch the clock?
notaballoon: sure, that seems in keeping with this game so far Kappa
wildpeaks: an odd game, the only winning move is not to play
Soul1355: it stretches gameplay better if it opens something really far away
Skyboss1996: Spikes trap from Indiana Jones 2
Erudite_Cynic: are you trapped in a "asylum"
margieargie: Hey everyone, how's the garbage?
karmakamikaze: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:05.
Solipsody: It's sort of fascinatingly boring.
TheInnsanity: no crouch?
bi0buster: No crouch?
CastleOtranto: Is it cinematic?
ClodiumSoride: "Cineatic."
UrlorJkron: can you crawl?
TheInnsanity: @bi0buster ey
thatchesterguy: why can't alex crawl
ClodiumSoride: @CastleOtranto grr...
goblingoboomboom: inverted room..
TehAmelie: so if i understand this game, it's an extremely generic zombie shootyman with no plot, uninspired level design and a prerelease version of the engine. seems like we should be paid for playing it
countz3r0: 'It's gonna take 2 more weeks..."
Skyboss1996: Most. Most adventureres are too smart
Dumori: Breathtaking
electroswagnetism: "Curious is the trapmaker's art"
TheInnsanity: is the game pneumatic?
goblingoboomboom: behind the locker
CastleOtranto: @ClodiumSoride Yeah, that's fair.
NexVesica: I've always wanted a game similar to that, but you're a minion who has to get to work or who resets the traps and everything after the hero goes through
Foxmar320: I want that except I want to be the guy who designs like RE mansions. Just keys on keys on keys
GeeItSomeLaldy: does it give you a sense of pride and acomplishment?
Rockario: "The power of hype COMPELS YOU!"
mogling: Why do you need 500 crates? Are you going to put anything in them or just scatter them around?
BloodnBullets: "i dont care if its for a woman, its going to need more that just a bikini!
kitsunestudios: A "compelling cinematic" experience is literally just a movie.
thefileclerk: AMBIENCE
bi0buster: Alex how close is dungeon keeper to the game you're describing?
ClodiumSoride: Alex, there is a game sort of like that: you befriend people, then build a death-trap suited to their exact fears.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the switch on a timer?
Alness49: "Here's a Spike Trap. I couldn't get a Towers of Hanoi disarm mechanis, so I threw in the Cats-eye diamond mechism for free"#
someyounguy1: glad to come in and see bad games are still just empty hallways
korvys: Crouch under the spikes?
Earthenone: maybe crouch through spikes?
TheInnsanity: crouch in spike room?
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EvilBadman: Look, I know there's a deal on red barrel, but just think for a sec. NO, *THINK*
GoblinRanger: can you move the clock?
I_Am_Clockwork: can you crouch under the spikes?
UrlorJkron: could try the crouch at the spike room
TheSpindash: !uptime
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wildpeaks: "sir, please do not dry hump the window"
thefileclerk: JIGGLE HARDER
Dr_fragenstien: Didn't it say to touch the clock?
Rhynerd: "Listen, I'd love to recieve $200,000 for your murder clock idea, but for half that price I can just make a few good blade traps and some spike pits.
Rhynerd: "
Dumori: Oh crawl under the spiky bois
notaballoon: boundary violate harder!
ArboristAndrew: Crouch under spike
thatchesterguy: touch the clock
bi0buster: Touch the shelf.
darkalter2000: Crouch into spike room
Lunarwing7: Lock the FPS to 5 so you can accelerate faster and clip OOB?
mrMorphius: Caress the clock
Skyboss1996: "look pal, your keys behind doors thing is just plain frustrating. Especially after the 3rd time"
TheInnsanity: the crate clocked you
goblingoboomboom: spike room and room behind the locker
TheInnsanity: AYO
electroswagnetism: And then the clock says "Let's have fun!"
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Lightningbro: Let's be honest, this blacksmith game already has a meta. Build a room with a fake floor, a locked door, and a single button that triggers the floor to fall out and you to fall into spikes. No adventurer could resist
asthanius: CTRL is what Unreal uses
Dumori: I use C or ctrl
meisbored: ctrl is correct
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Agreed
UrlorJkron: c and ctrl are both very common
Skyboss1996: I mean, my couch is CTRL and my sprint is Shift
EvilBadman: I like shift, because I am also weird
noSmokeFire: do you die if you stand in the spike room?
wildpeaks: you think that's weird ? my crouch is numpad 0 :D
Pangogie: C for toggle crouch. Ctrl for otherwise.
Miss_Katherine: ctrl is pretty good for most, c isnt super weird though
Earthenone: is it hold to crouch or a toggle?
BloodnBullets: you press ctrl with you pinky
Pangogie: :V
FITorion: because Ctrl is the proper button and C is evil
moxamber26: i prefer ctrl myself
electroswagnetism: A is the best crouch button.
cheetoJack: I don't really care if c or control is the button, i just want everyone to agree to only use one
tim19862: katesNice
bi0buster: Most people who are smart bind crouch to control and C
Crad0k: i map it to ctrl so i can use my little finger on it
Lightningbro: (Of note I use CTRL for "hold to crouch" and C for "Toggle Crouch" in gaming)
Rhynerd: @Lightningbro Only if your clients realise as much.
DarkNacht: Does Alex not have a pinky finger?
Dumori: but I'm also a esdf over wasd guy so ingore me and my key maps for huge hands
Solipsody: A picture of keys.
coelopteryx: i don't like ctrl for crouch, it forces my pinky finger to contort in a deeply uncomfortable way
Skyboss1996: All I want is rebindable controls
Erudite_Cynic: the Glock. perfect for low poly video games as it is 2 rectangles slapped together
UrlorJkron: ctrl lets you stay on wasd and use your pinky
EvilBadman: @cheetoJack Having one set button for stuff really goozles people who can't hit that button
Miss_Katherine: Minecraft is the weirdo, putting crouch on LShift
johkmil: I find Ctrl all right to press, but some kind of monsters use Alt for various actions..
Siegeerson: what style would the game be? like would it be level based or would you have a shop that people would go to?
notaballoon: six! six hooks! ah ah ah
Darleysam: fiiiiive silent shelllllls
thatchesterguy: is this trying to be that SH puzzle?
bi0buster: I have tiny hands so ctrl works fine for me because my pinky is there anyway.
brainbosh: That's a weird vers to the 12 days of xmas
SkylerRingtail: There were more hooks in the room, but idk
Jondare: cause control is right under shift, which is used for sprint, two things you usually can't do at the same time
goblingoboomboom: room behind locker :b
Akaiatana: Alex keeps going in this game out of spike
Frozendukie: like that dude was in the room you were in.
Styxseus: C is probably more easily reached, but Im more comfortable with Ctrl because muscle-memory from all games :P
Skasher4430: cheer100
Skyboss1996: I MEAN
Skyboss1996: THEY RIGHT
Invitare: it's not correct either. Bayonetta in the PEACH COSTUME is Kojima wearing the crown
brainbosh: It's true tho????
frozenphoenix7: "how do I delete someone else's tweet"
CleverCrumbish: can't say it's not true though
thefileclerk: oh no
DarkNacht: How is ctrl hard to reach?
electroswagnetism: cheer60 DELET THIS (also #TeamOrder)
aWabbajack: how about the tweet on Lady Gaga playing Bayonetta
EvilBadman: Nah, Bayonetta is way cooler than Hideo to be the derivative of him. Fight me.
someyounguy1: so they have to carry the bodies to the hooks to get the keys
Alness49: But Alex, arn't you ashamed of your words and actions now?
someyounguy1: that body back in that last room is probably pickuable
Earthenone: have to use "Back Pinky"
Chartle: just crab hand it
Mivair: I go away for 30 minutes and we're still in this level
CleverCrumbish: @darknacht you see, when you get older your pinky don't stretch so good
Dumori: I mean the actual thing is report the tweet as heatspeech against nazis Twitter will delete it asap then
Mivair: How did I do this
Rhynerd: Now I'm thinking of the Garry's Mod game which is just stealing all the assets from a level.
bi0buster: It depends on hand size. My hands are small so ctrl is pretty comfortable.
geometaphysicist: yeah my biggest problem with ctrl for a movement modifier like crouching is that I use my pinky to move left :/
thatchesterguy: new level
Jondare: Might just have gotten used to it, but i've never had a problem reaching ctrl
LathosTiran: turn hand at an angle and use your palm edge to press control
Dumori walks away
Skyboss1996: its mostly preferecne. But i can map crouch to my mouse too
TheInnsanity: meanwhile alt is the self target macro for WoW :o
thatchesterguy: same pallet
DoDo_BizarreDoge: Just do a TF2 and bind crouch to shift, Alex
Erudite_Cynic: and thoughts and prayers
wildpeaks: lrrHERE
Invitare: Joke's on you: I'm already ashamed of my words and deeds
kitsunestudios: I prefer some of the low-profile keyboards for games with the shift-control crouch-slide
Earthenone: she breeds through her skin you say?
Kalpho: it mostly depends on what game you played first on PC and what the controls were, IE counterstrike
JaymicUnyielding: Ithink maybe we've seen about all this one has to offer
ThePerrBearr: i know someone who pushes shift with their thumb when gaming
BloodnBullets: i think i have the heel of my hand closer to the keyboard than alex does, my fingers sit more curved
Alness49: Look Kojima can't be consistant, why should I? lrrBEEJ
Jondare: yeah, that was some prime BS
GeeItSomeLaldy: You will be ashamed of your sense of pride and acomplisment
Anaerin: You could just split your pinkie finger off so you press the CTRL key with the last joint (rather than the tip)
bi0buster: Would it be worse if Quiet's reason was "I want to feel sexy"?
tim19862: hehe
RealGamerCow: I've played enough Kerbal Space Program to pinky flex to control and shift pretty quickly
notaballoon: let's contrive a reason for our character to be naked and then uh....
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
asthanius: The absolute worst part is there are other people in that game who also breathe through their skin, and they wear clothes
Skyboss1996: Kojima, just say you like girls in sexy stuff
thefileclerk: wait, she does?
chickenace11: I use my right hand for WASD and ctrl is under my thumb so it us ok for me to use
ArboristAndrew: Back to the entrance!
Jondare: Just admit that you wanted a pretty halfnaked woman in your game
richard_ermen: Contrive a reason for nakedness? Clearly she requires NEKIDNESS because of....reasons...
Lunarwing7: Wasn't there a character in MGS who also breathes through their skin, but wore a full-body suit?
ReynardWrecca: Don't you see she HAS to be naked, silent, and tortured?
Skyboss1996: if Neir could be upfront like that, so can you!
alialately: Being ashamed of my words and deeds? I got over that recently.
electroswagnetism: I'm like 90% sure that when he came up with it he thought he was going to have time to come up with an answer
Mivair: I see we're wallfuckin'
ButterBall000: Can you break boxes?
Dared00: Also, The End had no problems with breathing through several layers of camo suit
Miss_Katherine: Jondare yeah, hats what Nier guy did
BogglesUrMind: Have we tried giving up yet?
thirsty_kitteh: "let's contribe a reason for this character to be naked, and I'll be back in 30 minutes"
asthanius: Yoko Taro
Solipsody: I'm starting to question whether I understand what a game actually is.
ChaoticallyRandom: Go back to the ClockRoom, the button wasbleeding
RealGamerCow: lrrFRUMP
ExitPursuedByABear: what if there is no key?
johkmil: At least they could have given her some support for her massive breathable surfaces
someyounguy1: this game is probably not worth playing more but i think that glowing body was pickupable to put on those hooks
Skyboss1996: FAIR
Nightvalien28: Lunareclipse123 there was, he is in mgsv
tendrilsoftragedy: which half?
tim19862: better answer
Decaped: I'm glad the hack Kojima will never live that shit down.
Mivair: Oh
someyounguy1: or wow im dumb
accountmadeforants: So now I know about Bayonetta Kirby, thanks for the ride guys
wildpeaks: what a thing to miss
Anaerin: Lunarwing7: One of the skins for Quiet is painted head-to-toe in gold or silver paint.
thefileclerk: didnt the creator of kill la kill say he made the characters for the cosplay?
MercurialVox: I could do without the panting tbh
Skyboss1996: three keys
Observer39: A key, a key!
noSmokeFire: technically you did pick up *a* key, then two other keys
FurthestChunk55: Graham, did you actually play through MGS5 or did you just play that bit of it when it came out?
bi0buster: No you discarded the other two. Please.
JackWhoWanders: so do we have a mod for snake water yet where The End has to dress like Quiet?
Solipsody: That's not exactly what Leonard Cohen said, but...
mrMorphius: Just mash the entire keychain and keys into a lock
AdmiralMemo: @Anaerin That's totally stupid
Lightningbro: Oh I get it, the game's SUPPOSED to be this dark, so your GUN can light the way! /s
Anaerin: AdmiralMemo: Yup.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: !uptime
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Earthenone: i mean honestly, a ring of keys is more accurate than the arechetypal "key"
Skyboss1996: i love that the slide rack sonund happens, but does not move
ProfClarySage: the absurd hyperventilation keeps cracking me up
Mangledpixel: a not incorrect, just not comprehensive statement
TheInnsanity: I want to make an adventure game where stuff isn't just inherently related to the adventure
Observer39: Oh no
GeeItSomeLaldy: REDRUM
countz3r0: max payne?
Crad0k: this brings back memories
androgyknits: well this is dumb
Erudite_Cynic: your billets will light the way
Mag_Chundysquatch: this WHOLE THING is fuckin awful
Ranakel: I like how someone can say "That's my secret, captain. I'm always ashamed of my words and deeds" and most people understand yeah, no problem, it's just a mixed joke referencing both a line in the first Avengers movie that came out an uncomfortable amount of years ago and a tweet from Hideo Kojima back when he still worked at Konami
bi0buster: The 0 to hyperventilating is pretty good.
Akaiatana: Alex, you have to play the game as red
notaballoon: is the developer legimimately telling you to shoot your guns to see in the game's terrible lighting?
Dumori: MGS5 was FUN shame it kindo ramped up to and ending but just ended before the ending
TheInnsanity: "you find a key... is this someone's school locker key?
Skyboss1996: I cannot read that
thatchesterguy: there is text on that?
asthanius: that is a red paper
ExitPursuedByABear: can we jusy fall into the void?
Jondare: wait, how in the world are you reading that
Invitare: for once Chat cannot see the thing
GoblinRanger: that is mono red in twitch
Lightningbro: Wait THERE ARE WORDS THERE?!
wildpeaks: how did you read that ? o.O
Schokobeau: looks like floating pieces of chocolate from a christmas calendar
Siegeerson: at least floating tiles are more interesting then more corodoors
FurthestChunk55: I maintain that MGSV's gameplay loop was great but its story was... kinda not there
Skyboss1996: Fuk
Lunarwing7: oh
Anaerin: I think Alex would like "Perspective" as a palate cleanser.
Ukon_vasara: holy, thats somehow readable on your screen?
Crad0k: it's still better than max payne blood trails, though
GenericHerooo: Haha
thefileclerk: "plot"
ExitPursuedByABear: yep
Dumori: the floor is inadiqute
accountmadeforants: Hot damn, compression got that letter good
countz3r0: fell into the subhell
wildpeaks: it was literally a rectangle of red
Lunarwing7: there's not a room
brainbosh: Wow, I couldn't even read that.
kamelion84: katesLol
meisbored: yeah that did not look like text
Anaerin: Ukon_vasara: The stream is being gamma boosted so we can see it.
Laogeodritt: Sub-ocean \o/ Or maybe just a floor so dark you can't see
bi0buster: Oof those blood trails were bad.
tendrilsoftragedy: lrrSLOTH
zerragonoss: But you can say random creepy things and have it be a horrible game.
johkmil: What if they had Bray Wyatt deliver the random creepy lines?
Dumori: I enjoyed that DUMB as level is Max Payne
Jondare: yeah for us it was just a white square
EvilBadman: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie I like how Frankie, not involved in any of the earlier games, is explaining Cortana.
Karmegeddon: Can we be done with this game now?
Foxmar320: welp
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Skyboss1996: we out!
Lunarwing7: FREEDOM
DahudLefthanded: It's a sign!
TheInnsanity: YOU'RE FREE NOW
UrlorJkron: creepy crash
Skyboss1996: FREEDOM
Solipsody: You won!
GenericHerooo: Yeiii
noSmokeFire: congrats! you beat the game!
Lightningbro: "We're going to take a break after we get the keys"
tim19862: lrrGARBO lrrAWESOME
countz3r0: p000p
TheOtherTrevor: lrrGARBO
GoblinRanger: you do that
androgyknits: thx 4 info alyx
Skyboss1996: poops today
TheUnknownVeg: Celebratory Shit! Yay!
bi0buster: I kind of want that now. Bray Wyatt plays bad horror games.
Foxmar320: Poops today
UrlorJkron: a winner is you!
kassy_13: th..anks?
androgyknits: p00pz
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: do a poop!
Anaerin: You know what I would rather do? ANYTHING!
Dumori: Actual Toilet game
GravityWell34: thanks for sharing alex
Lunarwing7: now we can never see that fresh hell again rooHappy
tendrilsoftragedy: do we have to watch that?
thefileclerk: take a shit or go blind
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wildpeaks: is it the new term for "refill my poop emoji coffee cup"
johkmil: So a sudden game of Don't Shit Your Pants?
ExitPursuedByABear: lrrGARBO
Armstrong11139: That caught me off guard...was really expecting "sh--" to continue into "--ort break", not "--it"
TehAmelie: just saw this while we were ripping on Kojima, a couple of badass redesigns of Quiet
Gizmoloid: Quiet "breathing through her skin" didn't annoy me. Kojima saying that gamers were going to be ashamed for considering her outfit sexy, when they find out the reason, was really dumb.
GroutNASA: @electroswagnetism name win
CleverCrumbish: I did a wwe expy wrestling storyline in my DnD campaign and turns out describing the Wyatt BRAP to people who have never seen it is surprisingly difficult
Skyboss1996: ashamed? Has Kojima been on the internet?
TehAmelie: yes he really thought that making up a narrative reason for her to be naked would make us feel sorry for doubting her
ladyrhian2: There are are plenty of terrible games out there.
Earthenone: core gamers have no shame, it was a doomed proposition from the start
bi0buster: Here's a question for you Chat: Would Quiet be better or worse if her reason for being mostly naked was "I want to feel sexy"?
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Skyboss1996: @bi0buster Better
Earthenone: better
r10pez10: she breathes through her skin
asthanius: @bi0buster Infinitely better
Juliamon: Way better.
asthanius: At least it's something
EvilBadman: Games that lean into the madness as better than ones that try to "explain it."
RassilonDND: a Good narrative reason, design details, and a believable context might had swayed me. Kojima gave 1 at best
Skyboss1996: that is a much better quiet
GroutNASA: @bi0buster in context wouldn't make sense, so it's a distinction without a difference.
Invitare: Game Awards stream? Exciti-oh it's 1:30am
GroutNASA: may as well say she does it because the bikini top was a gift from her dead mother
phyrexian_illithid: That game was as bad as the bag in the power armor edition
asthanius: The issue is when "I want to feel sexy" becomes the reason given by most female characters, and thus turns into an excuse by the game designer(s)/artist(s) to draw half-naked women
Skyboss1996: I'm gonna miss Tumblr
RassilonDND: oh when is the game awards?
j4meer: hi
phyrexian_illithid: Hi @j4meer lrrHEART
Dared00: @RassilonDND tomorrow, 5:30PM Moonbase Time
RassilonDND: oh i thought it was tonigjt
j4meer: hi @nightbot
TehAmelie: if enough characters want to feel sexy, the audience might protest
Skyboss1996: Simple : Make all characters sexy
PhoenixMelior: ^
GroutNASA: MGS 6.9: Dead Or Alive
PhoenixMelior: I'm all for more sexy Steves
Juliamon: I'm more inclined to believe a character wants to feel sexy than that they breathe through their skin.
Skyboss1996: IF the girls are gonna be hot, Make all they guys hot too
Skyboss1996: ITS ONLY FAIR
TheInnsanity: make everyone sexy!
phyrexian_illithid: ^
wildpeaks: exactly
tim19862: sure, the CW solution lrrBEEJ
DarkAbyssKeeper: Who's definition of hot?
malc: the problem with Wednesdays is that LRR doesn't stop streaming for long enough for me to get the notification about W&P :P
RassilonDND: I think it might be an interesting narrative choice if quiet had dressed sexy because she wanted to. That it was her choice based upon personal reasons revealed over the story. but i generally find mgs V a mess
phyrexian_illithid: I can personally say I want more shirtless guys in my video games
PhoenixMelior: malc yeah... yeah.
GroutNASA: @TehAmelie exactly thanks
wildpeaks: perfect
PhoenixMelior: I loved Sleeping Dogs because I could be shirtless the whole time
TheInnsanity: more games like LoZ!
saiaseigm: @phyrexian_illithid yes. Yes plz.
ND_Ericson: @TehAmelie uhm, no? :D
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior oh my
EvilBadman: Is it just me or are these slides slightly off center?
asthanius: u right
mister_foxhound: We on commercial?
asthanius: they are
ND_Ericson: It is hideous, yet I can't look away
Skyboss1996: ah shit I see it now
ClodiumSoride: @EvilBadman it's not just you
wildpeaks: not just you and now we can't unsee it
Skyboss1996: THANKS
EvilBadman: Horray! SHARE MY PAIN
Juliamon: why did you have to point that out
NimrodXIV: Thanks I hate it
asthanius: pushed to the right and down
TheInnsanity: more breath of the wild shirtless link!
DarkAbyssKeeper: Thanks, i hate it.
ClodiumSoride: @EvilBadman appropriate for your username
CaptainEnder7: Evening everyone! How’s the garbage been?
Skyboss1996: slytqItsFine
Nightvalien28: put naked link in smash you cowawrds
EvilBadman: @ClodiumSoride Maybe. Maybe not. ;)
margieargie: Is this the right time to bring up "Link's dink" again? :p
Skyboss1996: Lonk's Donk
mister_foxhound: Good evening, Cap! Just got her myself
kitsunestudios: lemme smash
TheInnsanity: put sexy shirtless link in smash you cowards!
wildpeaks: it's always time for link's dink
Earthenone: :inkbl's Dinkbl
Aztren: !uptime
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phyrexian_illithid: I want naked link in smash... oh, and in the game too
DarkAbyssKeeper: Lank's dank Link's dink memes.
Lunarwing7: tingle's dingle
Skyboss1996: No
NimrodXIV: no
Skyboss1996: No tingle
margieargie: @Lunarwing7 Okay that might be too far :p
MikoKisai: you stop that right now @Lunarwing7
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Lunarwing7 ya went to far there
Skyboss1996: HAI
mister_foxhound: Hi
androgyknits: Graham! I've complimented your sweater before but now I'm compelled to ask where it is from. I need a snuggly grandpa-style cardigan in my life.
TehAmelie: hi again
AdmiralMemo: HAI
thatchesterguy: welcome back!
Foxmar320: Hi
Juliamon: congrats Lunarwing7 you found the line
Rachnarn: you shocked me
mister_foxhound: Oh no!
Nightvalien28: oh goody
InadvisablyTwee: Hello!
PhoenixMelior: that's a good mug
Rachnarn: i waas tapped out
DoodlestheGreat: SPORTS
Skyboss1996: SPORTS
Earthenone: SPORTS!
Foxmar320: Sports!
Siegeerson: !sports!
Anaerin: SPORTZ!?
Orgmastron: Sports!
Dumori: OH
chickenace11: sports are good
malc: oh no.
Rhynerd: SPORTS?
Lunarwing7: oh no
UrlorJkron: whoooo
Reecer6: Girls??? In MY rugby???
Dumori: OH DEAR
androgyknits: oh. oh no.
AdmiralMemo: wut
Crad0k: uh oh
KV1NN4: oh no
TheInnsanity: tos?
dougma: oh no....
CaptainEnder7: Dear Dr. Graham: Thoughts on the XFL returning?
Mt_Storm: Oh noooo
mrsarkhan: Oh no
ClodiumSoride: oh no
tim19862: haha wut
RassilonDND: spurtz?!
geometaphysicist: LUL
Dr_fragenstien: T_T
johkmil: Sportsball!
plummeting_sloth: Grugby!
theneatestburrito: Sportsball?
BellaDante__: uhhhhhhh
Nightvalien28: okay that sounds cool
NimrodXIV: uh oh
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: UOH NUOH
tim19862: WutFace
kassy_13: oh nooooo
wildpeaks: oh boy
BellaDante__: hmmmmm
electroswagnetism: GRILL RUBGY?
ajthesatyr: Oh sear
dougma: Graham WHY?!?!?!?!?!!
BellaDante__: uh
Piratical_tendancies: oooh my
Earthenone: why do you like to call it that Graham?
00gogo00: oh no
kamelion84: katesWat
Skyboss1996: uh oh
malc: also the audio is super clipping
Foxmar320: Please be an endless runner
Soul1355: uhhh...
hippitybobbity: oh gooood
AdmiralMemo: Please tell me it's a palate cleanswer
kassy_13: casual sexism
amythist: not gonna lie, I would so be worried about poking myself in the eye with that poop emoji mug
bi0buster: Of course.
moxamber26: This is gonna be good
Edgarware: oh no
ajthesatyr: Ugh
Foxmar320: omg
pettyfan45: no
wildpeaks: oh ffs
thatchesterguy: oh
Nightvalien28: omg nevermind
GroutNASA: clipping audio
Walkingharder: HAHAHA
Silver__Knight_: oh dear
alialately: I think we had the right conversation to prepare for this
ND_Ericson: Banger music, sure.
korvys: Oh, G and Alex, I've been watching OSW review - very funny, if a bit... problematic at times.
phyrexian_illithid: Any shirtless links in it
ClaytonClayDavis: What the hell is a Superb Owl???
Foxmar320: DED
t3h_f1gm3nt: aaaaaaand thats about what i expected
darkalter2000: Jim played this.
BellaDante__: oh noooooooooooo
thatchesterguy: ok.
Juliamon: oh honey that run animation
CleverCrumbish: that is already not a rugby ball
Reecer6: You don't... wear pads in rugby....
KV1NN4: yup...]
TehAmelie: are we on a sattelite?
margieargie: Is she breathing through her skin?
AdmiralMemo: Bai
kassy_13: oh not even casual
moxamber26: oh jesys
Nightvalien28: oh wow
Amentur: Oh boy
Dumori: This isn't rugby?
tim19862: at least it isn't bloody boobs again
ClodiumSoride: Sure, legs work like that.
pettyfan45: what the fuck
johkmil: Flattened!
GDwarf: I'm not even remotely surprised by any of this
wildpeaks: Wasted
DarkAbyssKeeper: That run though....
Darleysam: hold on, is this safe for Tumblr?
ajthesatyr: Not Rugby either
Skyboss1996: i mean, it could be worse?
Laogeodritt: Holy hell
Nightvalien28: straight domed
MagisterMystax: Wrecked
CleverCrumbish: this is not rugby. excellent
plummeting_sloth: ah, games always moving the goalposts
tim19862: those poor people
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: um
geometaphysicist: oh my
kinkerbelle: Is this Canadian rules?
Alness49: Good Sirs, this is not rugby, more some americanised foot-to-ball!
therm0s_: Wut
rrtycoon2: Talk about moving the goalposts
hippitybobbity: @darleysam nah its got images
Questhere: this is a werid game of rugby
Reecer6: Okay, the fact that this isn't rugby at all is kind of funny.
GroutNASA: @LoadingReadyRun Graham mic clip
ND_Ericson: The ragdolling is... quite something o.O
electroswagnetism: Nice try Blanco Nino, but your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
Solipsody: This still isn't the worst rugby game I've ever seen.
AdmiralMemo: uwu y tho
kassy_13: this is definitely not rugby
dacardczar: wait a minute. this isn't what i was promised
Skyboss1996: FOOTBAWL
GroutNASA: Quiet plays rugby?
Darleysam: @hippitybobbity filthy
asthanius: I leave to get the door and I come back to this
Nightvalien28: haha fools
MikoKisai: why is everyone #12?
Erudite_Cynic: you are all #12
tim19862: hahaha
TheFaceofCho: i walk away for TWO SECONDS
moxamber26: This is like a bad mobile game
Reecer6: I wasn't expectiing an infinite runner!
Dumori: That dukes
MvTurtle: the only number in rugby is 12
00gogo00: this looks fun tbh
Foxmar320: This is amazing
PhoenixMelior: wait is this sexy football?
Nightvalien28: juke 'em
ClodiumSoride: Is this a mobile port?
geometaphysicist: clearly i don't watch enough rugby
iSmartMan1: Are they all playing in their underwear?
Alness49: Talking of Words and Deeds...
Metric_Furlong: these are not regulation rugby uniforms
tim19862: this is hilarious
ReynardWrecca: Good grief.
CleverCrumbish: wait how many teams are there?
pettyfan45: breaking ankles
InadvisablyTwee: Yeah this looks more fun than expected
InquisitorJL: I see no rugby here
BellaDante__: i feel without the weird sexism this would be a good game
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Nightvalien28: their slide animation is not bad
ClodiumSoride: The actual jukes.
Rhynerd: With just a few more clothes this would be a great game
Ishakuro: WTF that achievement
ND_Ericson: The Juuuuuukes!
Skyboss1996: THE JUKES
ajthesatyr: Man..... The New Madden looks great
Mangledpixel: hmm. I get the impression that this is supposed to be a 'girls can't play rugby' joke.
AdmiralMemo: Noice
MikoKisai: You cleared it
margieargie: Yeah, the gameplay looks good... shame about the character design...
Dumori: Is this the next blood bowl game?!
Eklinaar: gotta go fast
Reecer6: Your team has really dropped the ball. Not protecting you at all.
00gogo00: I think you won
hippitybobbity: ZAG ON EM
Creature_Comforts: You see, money is bad.
RassilonDND: Wow! perfect
UrlorJkron: you made it the full 300
Dumori: Praise Nuffle
wildpeaks: you reached 300
Rhynerd: You scored!
sigma88: u got 300
kinkerbelle: You won. You got 300.
darkalter2000: You beat the level.
AdmiralMemo: You won... 300 points
Skyboss1996: We can attac
CururuGuasu: There is girl and dash, so 2 out of 3 ain’t bad
Soul1355: lvl 2
Earthenone: you got 300/300 score
Darleysam: Can we get Yakety Sax or no?
johkmil: I don't know much about rugby, but this does not appear to be a faithful representation of the sport.
kassy_13: it is an endless runner too
delta__vee: is this field regulation size KappaRoss
ajthesatyr: Are the coins for the microtransactions?
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
Foxmar320: LOL
Meyari: Oh, what's in the shop?
UrlorJkron: everyone is #12
NekomimiNinja: lights out!
cosmic_witch: what's with this n64 fog
wildpeaks: oh god
accountmadeforants: I really hope there's one of those Bullet Bill powerups where you just charge through and ragdoll everyone
malc: O_o
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tim19862: lrrSPOOP lrrWOW katesWa katesOw
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH HONEY NO
Telabu: you got bethesda'd
Eklinaar: the field is so long that you can see the curvature of the earth
FurthestChunk55: OH NO
MagisterMystax: You Are Died.
GroutNASA: That looks pretty fun
plummeting_sloth: The sequel to going to teh store, going to the end zone
RassilonDND: this is an amazing game
DahudLefthanded: So I just got back and why are we being chased by clones of Agatha Fisty?
ND_Ericson: spaghetti attack o_O
Solipsody: Given all the diving, are we sure this isn't supposed to be a soccer game?
godort: lrrHORN
aesir_blade: Did that one corkscrew piledriver herself?
Statist42: why is everyone number 12? thats very unrealistic
Alness49: Jiggle Physics Gone Bad!
wildpeaks: suddendly spaguetti vore
tim19862: LOL
NekomimiNinja: \o/
CleverCrumbish: Yeah this is definitively not rugby, which implies a developer without English as a first language
TheFaceofCho: \o/
Lightningbro: Content light, however the gameplay doesn't look horrible. And the art, which I wouldn't call "graphics" are not unpleasant...
Aeraliz: ok yeah this is good
electroswagnetism: \o/
Nightvalien28: oh wow
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
MagisterMystax: She got stepped on
Foxmar320: Graham I thought you only had bad games for us?
wildpeaks: Hadouken
ND_Ericson: maybe she wanted to go to the store instead Kappa
ajthesatyr: This is far better than it has any right to be
Skyboss1996: OUCH
Eklinaar: @CleverCrumbish to be fair, most Americans don't have a clue how rugby is played.
tim19862: wow
Foxmar320: NOPE
johkmil: Offside!
Darleysam: and they said licensing Benny Hill's IP for making video games was a mistake
ClodiumSoride: @ajthesatyr seriously
Skyboss1996: Feckin Offside!
CururuGuasu: BORTLES!
MalBeam: that stiffarm
tim19862: katesLol katesWa katesOw
Dumori: Ok my headcannon is this is some weird Bloodbowl half time show cause thats the only thing that makes this make sense
kassy_13: owwwwww
NekomimiNinja: why do they wobble thouth :s
Lunarwing7: why do they all explode after you lose?
MikoKisai: I don't think that rewind feature plays nice with the physics
EvilBadman: Joke's on LRR: They stop doing Checkpoint for the year and SouljaBoy launches his "own" system.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Ma'am! Is that regulation?
NekomimiNinja: though*
GroutNASA: Put your hands in the air like you are a random number generator
pettyfan45: they have no bones
MDK_Marshal: Well, Spaghet Fupped, I suppose
Solipsody: That's not right.
lazemby: that weirdo run cycle
NimrodXIV: I'm afraid to ask what's in the Shop?
Countjondi: this game is actually kind of sweet
alialately: The skin color kills me the most
sir_jack_DB: this is so good
thirsty_kitteh: Something something jiggle physics?
electroswagnetism: lots of number 12s in this league
therm0s_: This is a strange bloodbowl mod
tim19862: hahahaa
korvys: Oh, G and Alex, I've been watching OSW review - very funny, if a bit... problematic at times.
shadowscythe77: what's in the shop?
Foxmar320: No just no
Anaerin: That's a weird power-walk-sashay run cycle.
tim19862: this is amazing
AdmiralMemo: Wheeeee
meisbored: katesLol
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Rhynerd: she is part of the groundf now
SAJewers: store?
Nightvalien28: this is beautiful
ChakatLunar: WEEEE
kassy_13: don't you have teammates?
00gogo00: where is The Bad Place... what even is this show?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: why is this?
TehAmelie: consider, it's far better than it "needs" to be. barely dressed girls running and tackling each other would have been enough to sell a game
Dumori: this is roller ball
Skyboss1996: I tell you what
electroswagnetism: This is pretty much roller derby yes
tim19862: LUL
Alness49: Is she related to the ARRRRHHHH guy from Serious Sam?
BellaDante__: i would play a rollerderby game
Meyari: Do you think there are different outfits or power ups in the shop?
Crad0k: this is in *no* way rugby
AdmiralMemo: Hand-Egg
tim19862: katesLol
TheInnsanity: I love how they're all #12
Skyboss1996: DOMED
Lunarwing7: why do some of them just ragdoll their arms like that?
MikoKisai: we still haven't seen anyone assume a T-pose for dominance
Gizmoloid: If I remember correctly, when Jim Sterling played this game, he found out that pressing forward(W?) makes you to fast for enemies to keep up. Did they patch it?
ClodiumSoride: I'm not sure why it's called rugby when it looks like American football.
Dared00: What's in the shop?
Darleysam: wasn't there a game like this from the studio that made the Euphoria physics engine?
GoblinRanger: shop?
AdmiralMemo: QWOP across the field
Rhynerd: what can you get in the shop?
Lunarwing7: you have to actively try to fuck up animation that bad
Solipsody: There are other modes!
johkmil: Heathl!
TehAmelie: ooh, imagine this but with QWOP controls
Countjondi: Gotta go fast
kinkerbelle: no, the number goes up
Skyboss1996: 600 running yards
Dumori: OK this is 100% a blood bowl spin off in my mind nothing else will make the random violence make sense
Noodles_15: Is this sideball?
CataclysmicReverb: That one wasn't trying to tackle you. she was going to the store
CururuGuasu: Shop?
Jadenim: Not rugby. Sideball?
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johkmil: You could upgrade your HEATHL
GroutNASA: QWOPline controls? IS THIS SIDEBALL
Jadenim: @noodles_15 Jinx,
tim19862: this is GOLD
Walkingharder: So every level is just a longer distance?
strifeheart_: the size scale here is so big you can see the curvature of the earth
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ravensbreed: One of the levels is Superbowl? They weren't even trying.
Dumori: 1005 noodle body
kitsunestudios: uh uh uh spaghetti!
frozenphoenix7: I've returned with pot pie and now we're playing sports ball...kind of
Skyboss1996: Number 12's playing Second Turnstile this year
malc: Gesundheit
Solipsody: Why? WHY!
notaballoon: god these asses are just...
Earthenone: i am really curious what is in the store
notaballoon: dismal
GroutNASA: this is the *Opening Grunt*
glitched_goddess: TIL:rugby has a gender.
korvys: What's in the Shop?
hippitybobbity: i love how this field Curves with the Earth
Solipsody: @notaballoon They're called developers, thank you.
tim19862: not good buns
Piratical_tendancies: we need to see what you can buy
PhoenixMelior: wow you run REAL weird
AdmiralMemo: @glitched_goddess Maybe rugby IS a gender :D
FurthestChunk55: alex you are now wanted for murder
Anaerin: Clothing?
00gogo00: the shoulderpads are a nice touch
malc: solipsody: LOL
Vyous: Infinite rugby runner?
sir_jack_DB: I love how there is just [crowd_noise] *happening*
Gekyouryuu: @glitched_goddess according to the spanish language, everything has a gender
fiftymcnasty: mmmm whacha say
Skyboss1996: AH SPAHGETTI
notaballoon: the eternal rugby pitch
electroswagnetism: She boomed me
kassy_13: that run is baaaad
noxsavage: !subscribe holy shit im catching garbage day live!? sweet hows the trash
BloodForTheCorelab: whats in the shop?
Foxmar320: I love the spaghetti physics :D
accountmadeforants: Ow that walk cycle
thatchesterguy: is this technically an infinite runner?
wildpeaks: ghost audience
Lunarwing7: Seriously why does everyone spaghet after you get totaled
kinkerbelle: Which scene is that?
ND_Ericson: The way her feet pass her center line with every step must put an ENORMOUS strain on your spine! Just look how much she swerves! :o
MagisterMystax: The spaghettification on replay is fantastic
tim19862: the cliff?
TheInnsanity: commerce, commerce, commerce
TiredNiall: I dread to ask but what is in the shop and why is it a silly hat?
Earthenone: no one is here
saiaseigm: What’s in the Shop?
AdmiralMemo: This isn't an infinite runner... because it's not infinite. :D
Igorstrpes: Love that we hear the sound of the crowd but the stands are completely empty.
wildpeaks: because linear interpolation of the bones
ArcOfTheConclave: that terrible run cycle.
GroutNASA: Melodie Yum rocks <-
kinkerbelle: I think we forgot to have enemies this level.
mister_foxhound: enemies turned off it seems
TheInnsanity: we borked it!
pettyfan45: loll
johkmil: Did they forget the enemies?
hippitybobbity: fuggoff oim full
thatchesterguy: Same Alex, Same....
Piratical_tendancies: have you killed them all?
Skyboss1996: Easy win~
kassy_13: don't jinx it alex
MikoKisai: did you break the spawner?
electroswagnetism: Away.
AdmiralMemo: No emmenies
PMAvers: Did they not respawn?
sigma88: ez frun
Solipsody: You here, "Girl Rugby Runner" and you think it's going to be like a dream you had once. And it is, but not the one you're thinking of.
Driosenth: Wafer Thin mint anyone?
00gogo00: good job ur doing it
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Foxmar320: The game forgot everyone else
MercurialVox: speedrun strats?
Soul1355: feature
frozenphoenix7: She. Could. Go. All. The. Way.
hippitybobbity: easy game for babies
Nightvalien28: watch as there's like a million of them stuck behind you
Lightningbro: Victory LAAAAAAP!
korvys: Do they not respawn after you pass them?
CataclysmicReverb: It's important to know your limints.
ravensbreed: also the field is so large you can see the curvature of the earth?
tim19862: lrrFRUMP
PhoenixMelior: ah, Tumblr. I didn't even know you
electroswagnetism: RIP tumblr
Akaiatana: "My milkshake brings all the girls to the 450 yard line"
Mivair: The parlance of the soon to be dead Tumblr
kitsunestudios: What kind of poke bowl?
Ishakuro: maybe it breaks if you restart after beating too many?
frozenphoenix7: So how bout tumblr shooting itself in the foot?
AdmiralMemo: Life, Life, Baby
sigma88: running simulator
silvalunae: mmm poke bowl
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alialately: Alex doing half the level before noticing the missing opponents
Kramburger: Soooo, tape down the run button and break?
RichardMcSundy: Tumblr is dead?
Skyboss1996: Well, whoever strapped 6 football fields together, really has a good landscaper
Anaerin: Both in the real world, and in the parlance of Tumblr, Flagged as inappropriate.
thatchesterguy: Poke Bowl?
fiftymcnasty: F for tumblr
CururuGuasu: Easy game for babies
kassy_13: shop pls
Foxmar320: lol
AdmiralMemo: I have no idea what a Poke Bowl is
wildpeaks: rotation intensifies
Laserbeaks_Fury: "god helmet"
malc: those are some fast helmets
tim19862: loki helmet
adamjford: God helmet
kinkerbelle: why are they spinning SO FAST
AdmiralMemo: Get the Loki!
Rhynerd: Roman helmet!
00gogo00: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
silvalunae: loki omg
PhoenixMelior: thatchesterguy it's like deconstructed sushi (also AdmiralMemo )
Skyboss1996: Spinning, Only Spinning
moxamber26: THE GOD HELMET
Mag_Chundysquatch: why are they spinning so FAST?!@
brainbosh: The LOKI
tim19862: LOL
MagisterMystax: chickin
Lunarwing7: DEJA VU
androgyknits: oh jfc no
djalternative: metal rugby ball
Foxmar320: omg a baguette
Styxseus: Theyr accelerating!
tim19862: haha
GeeItSomeLaldy: The spinning is not framerate dependent
PhoenixMelior: hello I am Canadians
RonnyConcrete: I think it's going faster and faster?
Skyboss1996: 8 football fields
Alness49: Can we get a slice of toast in the mouth?
Lunarwing7: this is just the same level but longer
Lightningbro: Alternative answer; this game is actually high-sci-fi, and you are doing this on a TEENY TINY planetoid.
bi0buster: I bet that spin is tied to framerate and they never expected someone with a BEEFY machine to play it.
Creature_Comforts: Well ,what do you say now, Canadians?
GoblinRanger: something went a little weird
sigma88: game is broken
Orgmastron: Something something get this bread
TheInnsanity: you turned on easy mode :o
FurthestChunk55: Restart the game?
AdmiralMemo: GotY
Reecer6: I love how each run has their own background but they're functionally identical.
Earthenone: the money is gone too, so we cant get our sweet loor
SacrificialToast: all the gold despawned too
BloodnBullets: sadly theres no coins ether.
Damaris1034: Female empowerment!
PhoenixMelior: I believe Canadian fields are longer yes
Skyboss1996: oh no, its borked
malc: LOL
Foxmar320: hahaa
wildpeaks: they're dead Dave
thatchesterguy: hit spawn cap
electroswagnetism: Give it a restart?
tim19862: katesLol
AdmiralMemo: Come on and SLAM
sigma88: LMAO
Rhynerd: Wasted
UrlorJkron: i think artcade is endless
Mag_Chundysquatch: lmao
RassilonDND: reset the pins!
NekomimiNinja: nah, you gotta get the microtransaction to add more enemies.
Gekyouryuu: maybe there aren't any enemies because Canadians are too nice to tackle you?
virre_: I think there is a bug
Lunarwing7: Can you go backwards?
frozenphoenix7: Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
ND_Ericson: Maybe you mixed up the date and the actual game was yesterday Kappa
Saulens181: OK, I had to leave for a thing and what the bus am I returning to?
Igorstrpes: She literally hit the wall.
MagisterMystax: You Are Died.
DarkNacht: You hit the unit limit
Soul1355: ran out of enemies, you decked them all, there are none left
Gizmoloid: The way they spaghtiify makes me wonder if they are opening a dark hole as they fall.
notaballoon: losing on no enemies mode Kappa
TheInnsanity: you just see a wave of flesh come over the horizon
AdmiralMemo: @Saulens181 Girl Rugby Dash
Solipsody: WHY!?
Gizmoloid: *spaghettify
kitsunestudios: I wonder if you can turn the camera around, and there's just the world's largest rubber band ball of rugy players
Schokobeau: can you run towards the camera? Like make a 180° turn?
Dared00: Oh, oh, keep it running in the background after you finish and you can get infinite score
kinkerbelle: This game isn't strictly *bad*. Like. There's a game here and it's functional.
Pseudonym_Ken: Try running into the goal posts?
Rhynerd: The girls are back in town
tim19862: so good
Swamplor: Every player seems to be number 12
CommiePuddin: Tecmo bowl strats
plummeting_sloth: it's like Breaking Madden, but it came pre-broken
AdmiralMemo: Noooooooo
ElihuAran: i thought the no coins thing was a cheeky reference to college kids not being able to earn money off of being a sports while paying for school teams
Saulens181: ^^
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So I can't believe it took me this long to realize... but the reason it's so fun when Alex plays games... he tries weird sh&t most people don't... and it almost always turns out great.
fiftymcnasty: Late hit!
pettyfan45: rip jukes
tim19862: heheh
Foxmar320: ha!
AdmiralMemo: Bacon Legs?
electroswagnetism: F
notaballoon: maybe practice on no enemies mode for a while longer
MagisterMystax: Unlike the spiders, there's a spawn limit on rugby players. Unfortunately they don't despawn between games
Gizmoloid: Bacon legs?
Mag_Chundysquatch: #12 hot on the heels of... #12 who's chasing #12
Lunarwing7: This game is objectively more designed than, say, Elves Adventure, so it's got that going for it
notaballoon: go number 12, watch out for number 12!
Rhynerd: Crazy Legs will be missed
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean who runs into a wall, really? :)
moxamber26: god i want my body to turn into spaghetti like these do
tim19862: LUL
AdmiralMemo: I wish I understood that reference
tim19862: katesLol
Skyboss1996: DONK
Siegeerson: this game illustrates the difference between a poorly made game and somthing thats just a bad game
Despoiler98: dear dr Alex it was really great meeting you at PAX Unplugged, I hope you like your spooooopy ghost frand :D
Foxmar320: this game is amazing
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electroswagnetism: There's far more game in this game than I was expecting
Piratical_tendancies: CupFooty
fiftymcnasty: For being a nothing game this is really good
TiredNiall: This feels like an missing scene from 17776
AdmiralMemo: This game is poorly-made but fun
Skyboss1996: So much sphagett
MikoKisai: maybe she's actually on your team? Her uniform is a different color
Schokobeau: This has almost an japanese vibe to it.
Anaerin: c'mon Twickenham, I can't hear you!
Saulens181: @TiredBiall so true
TheInnsanity: orange and blue formed an alliance?
accountmadeforants: I want to see the TAS speedrun of this
Solipsody: As a person with bones, I find this game profoundly disturbing.
tim19862: this is amazing, kinda forget they're supposed to be women
korvys: Skip to the superbowl level, I guess
kinkerbelle: Like this is totally a game I would play on a phone while standing in line because it's all I remembered to download before going to a foreign country.
Lunarwing7: AAA-
tendrilsoftragedy: one more run
kassy_13: we got the money though!
DaMullet14: msmenu
leebenningfield: cheer500 Hi Alex, it was great to meet you at PAX
Countjondi: This does also feel like a game that someone would be playing on tv
notaballoon: why is everyone booing?
DaMullet14: focus, you fiend
Lightningbro: I don't think that was an AI fuck up. I think that was a new unit type. Side, Behind, ahead, or now ahead and eventually probably try and cut you off.
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: This looks like something a low budget TV show would show 2 seconds of as a video game played by a teenager
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Love when a game like this gets a "one more" effect.
Ishakuro: check the achievements when you're done? I wanna see if there are any more weird ones
kinkerbelle: @notaballoon It's an away game.
ND_Ericson: Small nitpick: EVERYONE has the #12
TheInnsanity: anime run!
Anaerin: Isn't it great how everyone is #12
AdmiralMemo: I love that the AI can collect coins for you
plummeting_sloth: loving this model of Agatha Runny
00gogo00: I don't know what the deal is with this show - are all the games this good?
arcaneIllumination: Naruto running!
tim19862: katesLol
ND_Ericson: Like, you and ALL the enemies, all are player number 12
electroswagnetism: That CAN'T be unintentional
tim19862: so good
Despoiler98: dear dr Alex it was really great meeting you at PAX Unplugged, I hope you like your spooooopy ghost frand :D
thatchesterguy: Good run
Texan_Reverend: @Anaerin Seattle fans certainly think so.
Mag_Chundysquatch: somebody MADE that
Lightningbro: I swear to god these models are Jello
MagisterMystax: Running with your arms behind your back is objectively better due to aerodynamics Kappa
Skyboss1996: probably the best thing we've played all day
Solipsody: Rugby dismount.
Earthenone: !findquote chad
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Skyboss1996: and will play all day
kitsunestudios: Do you still have the VR rig?
Foxmar320: i just want that game to have a spaghetti slider
Rhynerd: Why does it have to be Chad Counter Terror?
ajthesatyr: Oh this one
Anaerin: Oh god, this one.
Skyboss1996: HOLD UP
TheFaceofCho: that man's leg is already fucked
notaballoon: OH NO
tim19862: hanging chad, counter terrorists?
AdmiralMemo: @00gogo00 They're "bad" games, but some are bad for being poorly made... and others are just BAD
Skyboss1996: Those were YAK-3s
00gogo00: they go backwards
ajthesatyr: Uttter shite
GroutNASA: I don't think that's how those words work
Piratical_tendancies: why.. why those planes
Rhynerd: Whatever happened to Ched Counter Terror?
JaymicUnyielding: One Day For Chad Counter-Terrorist?
kitsunestudios: If so, I'm curious if You'll be playign Moish Pit Simulatr when that comes out?
SkylerRingtail: Oh nooooo
accountmadeforants: Good for you Alex, crouch is C!
Skyboss1996: Flying over MODERN DUDES
Aeraliz: oh, special counter force attack is the actual name...
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ChakatLunar: "good"
kinkerbelle: "I went to the store and this is the game you said you wanted."
GenericHerooo: !uptime
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00gogo00: precision russian engineering
johkmil: Special Counter Force-Attack?
glitched_goddess: This just seems like a mini game marketed during that
thatchesterguy: Setting
wildpeaks: that.. looks familiar
thatchesterguy: Only one
Mangledpixel: ok, I count 7 different fonts so far
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Those are four random CoD type words just jammed together for a title. Wonderful.
Despoiler98: why is there an AK47 in a game with WWII fighters in the background?
CataclysmicReverb: Was that art from the same place as the Gatling Rex game?
johkmil: Special COUNTER Force-Attack?
glitched_goddess: like during that man show phase
bi0buster: This seems very... Mobile.
kinkerbelle: @Despoiler98 Because WWII lasted beyond 1947?
Gizmoloid: It's not close to the ground - it's just a very BIG plane VERY far away.
ThorSokar: I have a fear that this show has lowered what Alex considers to be "good"
tim19862: huge gun
aesir_blade: Is this the game where you play as the Counter Force then?
sir_jack_DB: oh yeah, Jim did a video on this, I'm eager to see what you guys think
kinkerbelle: Nope, I'm wrong, because it wasn't adopted until 1949! Whoops.
PhoenixMelior: IT SURE DOES G
Skyboss1996: sure does
AdmiralMemo: Yes
AdmiralMemo: Yes it does
plummeting_sloth: that run cycle though
PhoenixMelior: sorry for caps I guess? I just REALLY noticed that
Lunarwing7: That run cycle is A+
therm0s_: That walk cycle
00gogo00: I've seen real mobile games with worse UI PBH
ajthesatyr: That was worht it
tim19862: wow, such story Kappa
wildpeaks: 10/10, great synchronized dancing
moxamber26: the gun taking up so much of the FOV it hurts me
Despoiler98: thrilling
CastleOtranto: Has anyone else pointed out that the developer of Girl Rugby Dash also made a game called Boobserman?
Lightningbro: (Robot voice) You must have "COIN" to "UPGRADE" your "WEAPON". If you do not have "COIN" then you can obtain "COIN" in "GAME MODE"
thatchesterguy: Cinematic
pettyfan45: fov plase
Skyboss1996: SCUSE ME?
tim19862: again, huge gun
Swamplor: Prancing, prancing toward freedom!
MercurialVox: are those hitboxes regulation size?
Texan_Reverend: Somebody get this soldier a flash suppressor _immediately!_
GroutNASA: Um
Rhynerd: bulletproof man
TheInnsanity: LOL
00gogo00: LOL
tim19862: wut
bi0buster: Hey call your hits jerk!
kinkerbelle: Let's just say it's the Hungarian Revolution.
sir_jack_DB: those are some LORGE gun models
therm0s_: lol
Nightvalien28: wow
wildpeaks: umm ok
Juniper_P1: wat
pettyfan45: WUT
Earthenone: k
Kuolar: That's a little bit of muzzle flash...
kamelion84: katesLol
Pangogie: #neat
ajthesatyr: WTF???
Schokobeau: Check your radar for enemies. It's the big red DOTS. We made them EXTRA large.
xantos69: cheer50 amazing gameplay. flawless execution.
johkmil: You need to speed up your bullets
Mag_Chundysquatch: WUT
TheAinMAP: What is going on?
tim19862: katesLol
Damaris1034: That man was remarkably resilient.
Xcuube: wooooow
thatchesterguy: What
Rhynerd: kay.
Metric_Furlong: aesir_blade guess we'll find out if we end-up getting summoned back to 2006 and try to kill our younger selves
godort: YOU LOSE!
fiftymcnasty: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Piratical_tendancies: lrrWOW
electroswagnetism: what
Solipsody: Huh?
DemoDane: PogChamp
AdmiralMemo: That's a rad losing screen TBH
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chimingfish: lrrWOW lrrWOW
MagisterMystax: That man cannot be bulleted
plummeting_sloth: why... why tinny exclamation mark. Wy
ClodiumSoride: hoo ray
GroutNASA: ?
TheEuphoGuy: Uhhhhhh
MaelstronSolenor: sis you just kill yourself?
Sortaz: omgLUL
Observer39: BOOM Headshot!
BloodForTheCorelab: wut
Schokobeau: So it's a game show lol
notaballoon: YOU DIED
mister_foxhound: I don't like those sound effects
moxamber26: You lose, Mr Stark
kamelion84: katesWat
Lightningbro: Why is that animation so ALMOST better quality than everything else.
hippitybobbity: R o b o t s o u n d s
HatsWearCats: hmeBlank hmeBlank hmeBlank hmeBlank
ChakatLunar: wat.
Alahmnat: I can tell where the budget went...
ThorSokar: WAT
bi0buster: Look if you're going to play airsoft you need to call your hits.
chickenace11: This PUBG mod looks weird guys
fiftymcnasty: They only die from headshots
wafflesoup: Headshots only?
MagisterMystax: He was unbulletable
therm0s_: wtb flash hider pst
Darleysam: oh, it's the game they make the slob or kid play in every TV show
Lunarwing7: nice
Skyboss1996: WHERES TEH MAG
tim19862: hehe
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That was YOU all along... you fool! You fell for the oldest trick in the book. :)
pettyfan45: reeeeeeeee
PMAvers: Hi Ben.
Mag_Chundysquatch: DEMON MAGAZINE
FlameReetardantPanda: such gun. much large.
Rhynerd: you just load clips into it.
Despoiler98: bah magazines
glitched_goddess: Well you did start playing the game, so I guess an automatic lose makes sense
tim19862: katesOw
strifeheart_: the real bullats were the friends we made along the way
Schokobeau: LOL
tim19862: katesWa katesOw
Schokobeau: your legs
plummeting_sloth: behold the AK-OMEGA
kinkerbelle: That's an imperialist M16. Can't use i!
Juniper_P1: invisibullat
bi0buster: That sure is one way to implement lean
Foxmar320: Wow the arms are not connected to the body at all
ReynardWrecca: There were a great number of very odd noises.
Lunarwing7: I love when devs forget basic shit like having bullets in the gun
countz3r0: clipozenes are for weaklings
TheUnknownVeg: The world is your magazine, alex
TiredNiall: Is your body on a totem tennis pole?
Akaiatana: So quiet
ND_Ericson: that is one helluvan out-of-body experience!
Akaiatana: (music wise)
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Only managed to get online now, did I miss anything good?
Despoiler98: it shoots 100% pure MIND BULLATS
MagisterMystax: That draw distance
Skyboss1996: I know there's tons of 7.62 everywhere, but it's not quite like that
00gogo00: wow
ajthesatyr: SPIN TO WIN
NimrodXIV: uh
tim19862: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: how.....
TheInnsanity: you did "it"
Rhynerd: into the teleporter?
Piratical_tendancies: umm
Dr_fragenstien: what is this!?
mister_foxhound: Good job, Alex!
Lunarwing7: What coins?
MercurialVox: Vicotory
plummeting_sloth: VICTDRY
NimrodXIV: hooray?
notaballoon: only 75 coins :(
Swamplor: You spin me right round, baby, right round
Anonymousless: This level has FOUR guys!
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: Congratulations, you have performed Video Game
androgyknits: oh yikes
Despoiler98: omg the text to speech
Skyboss1996: Hello Text to speech
frage069: lol
MikoKisai: hello, speech synthesizer
tim19862: apple tts?
ajthesatyr: Oh yes, the grenades.....
sag3error: my brain is hurting
Piratical_tendancies: YEEESSSS
MagisterMystax: Robutt
Rhynerd: Thanks Microsoft Susan, or whoever you are.
ClodiumSoride: Thank you, Macintalk lady.
kitsunestudios: Weird little techno-fart on the victory screens
BellaDante__: oh hell yeah
GroutNASA: Siri?
kinkerbelle: Well, they used TTS instead of dev voice so that's something.
Styxseus: hand grenades
NimrodXIV: lead the way, but I'll stay here?
ThorSokar: Congratulations!?
DarkNacht: but will the grenades work?
thatchesterguy: sqad taktiks
androgyknits: does... this environment remind anyone else of Stalker but bad?
fiftymcnasty: You know how people are always attracted to handgrenades
marethyue: I had the same reaction as alex
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Juniper_P1: I'll still take synth voice over 'recorded on my phone in my bedroom'
Damaris1034: Ah yes, the purple spinning vortex so crucial to victory in WWII
Lunarwing7: wait how do you use grenades?
kinkerbelle: The land mines are not concentrated. They are diffuse.
Creature_Comforts: Single landmines in your area.
ajthesatyr: Best formation
Ishakuro: wrong defuse
Skyboss1996: Oh he rides the bold forward tooo
margieargie: "Diffuse"? I guess that's what happens when they explode, true.
johkmil: How do you diffuse the landmines?
MagisterMystax: Listen to the robutt to achieve VICTDRY
Despoiler98: omg the ricochet noises
bi0buster: Hmm. Seems like there's no randomness on the navmesh?
plummeting_sloth: good effort, team mate
bi0buster: Rather, no randomness to the way the AI traverse the navmesh.
MagisterMystax: John Madden
TheUnknownVeg: Diffuse Hot Landmines in your Area!!!
Akaiatana: I read the magazine for the articles of war
Despoiler98: diffuse the landmines they're too concentrated
Dr_fragenstien: this is the same level!
JaymicUnyielding: Diffuse the mines?
GrumblingMoblin: "Diffuse"?
thatchesterguy: aeiouaeuoy
Texan_Reverend: The magazine gets removed and placed in the AK47, but disappears when the reload animation ends.
Lunarwing7: I like how the enemies and allies look exactly the same
malc: Hot land mines in your area
hippitybobbity: diffuse? not defuse??
Sharkfists: "Diffuse Landmines in your area" sounds like a sexy ad
ReynardWrecca: okay - i -will - do - that - fellow - hu-man - voice
KV1NN4: Diffuse hot landmines in your area
00gogo00: is that supposed to say defuse?
aesir_blade: The air is full of diffuse landmine gas
Anaerin: There are diffuse landmines.
kinkerbelle: Wait. It's possible they actually *do* mean diffuse. As in, the land mines are random and spread out.
phyrexian_illithid: Is this what pubg has become?
GroutNASA: 30 mph?
ND_Ericson: Find Hot Landmines ins Your Local Area! Kappa
wildpeaks: "Hot landmines in your area, call now"
Swamplor: Your squadmates don't seem to do damage even when they do shooting animations
DemoDane: sounds just like the miis in tomodachi life
ajthesatyr: You step on them and become diffuse??
BogglesUrMind: Sexy Single Landmines in YOUR area!
tim19862: subocean?
Lunarwing7: NO WE'RE NOT
korvys: Hot landmines in your area
kitsunestudios: I didn't realize land mines were an ideal gas
Alahmnat: diffuse land mines, not specular.
notaballoon: divers landmines in your area
kassy_13: don't diffuse a bomb....
GrumblingMoblin: take the land mines apart and spread the parts out all over the place
plummeting_sloth: the WALL OF GREEN
mister_foxhound: In the NPC's defense, Graham you seem to only harm them by shooting them in the eyes and they only look at you.
Malacorath: This voice is the same as X-17
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AdmiralMemo: Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
alialately: She sounds like she wants you to meet girls in your area
Aeraliz: alex, please, there are hot live landmines in your area
DarkAbyssKeeper: If you don't diffuse your land mines they will clump up in one area.
notaballoon: manifold landmines in your area
Skyboss1996: those sure are fuel tanks
Skyboss1996: ZOOOOP
DemoDane: LUL
mister_foxhound: HAHAHA
thatchesterguy: yup
MikoKisai: got there
Mag_Chundysquatch: Why are we, the counter-terrorist, shooting what are ostensibly US troops?
Dumori: Seriously familliar jump sfx
00gogo00: LOL
TheAinMAP: Up we go.
JaymicUnyielding: OH BOY
sjard42: modified slaughtering grounds assets?
Mangledpixel: wheeee
TheInnsanity: WE SKYRIM BOIS
GoblinRanger: skyrim!
Rhynerd: to the sky
Piratical_tendancies: oooh yea
plummeting_sloth: no my mighty wall!
margieargie: Here we go!
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Lunarwing7: this is some big rigs shit
thatchesterguy: NOOO!
wildpeaks: nooo
Solipsody: Yep.
Skyboss1996: NOOOO
sag3error: here we go
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm 85% that those white canister like things were in that zombie game that tried to sue Jim Sterling
ajthesatyr: Better at climbing than Noah
JaymicUnyielding: NO
Veishaunaea: omg! its like being in an old Elder Scrolls game!
kinkerbelle: @Mag_Chundysquatch I mean, there's an obvious answer...
Juniper_P1: ah, Skyrim horse feet is turned on
Orgmastron: DENIED :(
aerobeing: To climb that mountain.
Observer39: Perfect
MikoKisai: we're Skyrimming this
pettyfan45: that is not how gravity works
TheUnknownVeg: Oh no! Jam screen!
plummeting_sloth: when you non invisible wall doesn't work, put an invisible one in
Mag_Chundysquatch: @kinkerbelle a fair point lol
MagisterMystax: VICTDRY cannot be achieved :(
LordZarano: We are climbing the mountain, why are we climbing the mountain?
Alahmnat: why would you put the invisible wall *there*?
Skyboss1996: Oh my knees
cheetoJack: maybe the devs didnt know how to restrict climbing the mountains
Lunarwing7: Is this game set on the mood?
notaballoon: bionic commando!
cheetoJack: so they just made sure you would stay in the map
Mattmitchell45: Inception Folding Walls?
Skyboss1996: ya don't need to charge every time
tim19862: haha
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Skyboss1996: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzp
Lunarwing7: VICTDRY
TiredNiall: I've been messing around with the quote database to construct various quizzes. It's a parochial experience.
NathanJay_GA: You win the war!
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Solipsody: What about the grenades?
kynelwynn: Sure did diffuse those mines
Skyboss1996: KEY!
noSmokeFire: "the area"
plummeting_sloth: a victory over kerning
Anaerin: I love how low buildings are clipping out from the overhead camera for the minimap.
MagisterMystax: VICTDRY
wildpeaks: oh right that's the game where the whole point is "just get to the purple thing to win"
GroutNASA: Highly Flawed Victor
Piratical_tendancies: KEY!
ajthesatyr: Ah..... keys
johkmil: Keys!
Dr_fragenstien: you didn't complete any of the objectives. What's the point?!
TheUnknownVeg: Find the Key Alex!
someone_evil: What abount the grenades?
notaballoon: i love how the victory goal is always like ten feet from the spawn point
Ishakuro: so, this is STALKER, except you check anomalies with your face?
aerobeing: Was that sound effect made by recording a zipper with a stereo microphone?
Kramburger: Find the Key, Alex
Despoiler98: is that how you defuse it?
Skyboss1996: what was that? 0-Key in like... 6 minutes?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I guess that counts as difused
Lunarwing7: I mean you did "diffuse" it
Rhynerd: lanbdmine diffused
Darleysam: i mean, that landmine's pretty diffused now
Gekyouryuu: ok, thank goodness this stream is on, because I need SOMETHING to keep me calm. my room isn't big enough for all of my stuff, and I HAVE to pack some of it up or my landlord's gonna kick me out... but nothing packs nicely or safely into boxes, and I'm having a panic attack trying to avoid destroying literal years of my life.
Aeraliz: unlock The Area Kappa
Anaerin: loadingreadyrun: I love how low buildings are clipping out from the overhead camera for the minimap when you jump.
PMAvers: Ah yes, the fighter method of disarming traps. Just soaking the damage.
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: Checking for objective flags is for chumps
DarkAbyssKeeper: Mine will no longer make sense. :p
thirsty_kitteh: Just run to the purple swirl
Lunarwing7: ah yes, tube, my favorite object
tim19862: wow
thatchesterguy: Graham is hiding the hp
ND_Ericson: also: the iron sights are NOT where you are shooting!
kinkerbelle: Why do you have an AI companion who does literally nothing?
Skyboss1996: is... is this the same map over and over again?
Anonymousless: I watched Jim's video on this but I can't remember. Is next level the grenades level?
tim19862: yes
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sag3error: Same map?
Juliamon: This needs more Slaughtering Grounds music
TiredNiall: Circe Du Soliel presents Tom Clancy's Asset Flip.
tim19862: hardcore parkour
Alahmnat: why make more than one map when you can just use the same one over and over again?
Skyboss1996: yup same map
marethyue: Sarah Shauer is a legend
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: I'm bettin you can clip right out of this bad boy
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: This map is very "slaughtering grounds-esq"
Rhynerd: this map reminds me of the Slaughtering Grounds
noSmokeFire: into the woods, the woods, the woods
plummeting_sloth: the land of mists and ghosts
Skyboss1996: where's that sweet spot?
Lunarwing7: roaad
cokebot9000: Yay
tim19862: subocean hype
Skyboss1996: there's a lot of level out here?
notaballoon: holy crap
Skyboss1996: that's not being used?
Anaerin: Life *is* a highway.
darkecologist: life is a highway
plummeting_sloth: yeah, there's a whole lotta map here they don't seem too particularly interested in using
Mag_Chundysquatch: surely there isn't an invisible wall ALL the way around the map xD
darkecologist: chat is stealing my thoughts again
Skyboss1996: OH
wildpeaks: the tease
cokebot9000: It’s ma bois
Alahmnat: robbed
RichardMcSundy: nice to see alex watches our big money salvi<a
hippitybobbity: give us freedom
AdmiralMemo: I want to see racecars, lasers, and aeroplanes in a hurricane, honestly
hippitybobbity: blease
ButterBall000: The grass is greener in the subocean
Mangledpixel: it's probably just a default engine thing
moxamber26: I never knew I needed to hear the phrase "bounced on my boys highway for hours" until now but mark that off my bucket list
Akaiatana: I always loathe seeing Dev's cubic regions
shdragon: I just tuned in and boy does this game look absolutely generic as heck.
notaballoon: but they didn't, it bows out in weird places into the interior
Sharkfists: well, this game sucks in a very boring way
korvys: Are you sad that you've become quite well versed in terrible game development?
RichardMcSundy: Comment Etiquette is genial
coelopteryx: i bet if you keep going at the invisible wall at an angle you can get in there. just wedge past it. works in spyro
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thatchesterguy: speedrun this at AGDQ
Skyboss1996: well, we found the problem with the game. Its dull
Lunarwing7: this is like the extreme distillation on "video game"
AdmiralMemo: A lot of people don't put together that "3 PS3s guy" is the same as "Unskippable guy" :D
thirsty_kitteh: Ok, speed run strats, straight dash to portal!
notaballoon: pacifist strats
wildpeaks: disreguard objective, acquire purple wiggly
plummeting_sloth: Game of the Year! had a key finding segment you could totes skip!
GroutNASA: Um
ajthesatyr: So the game is essentially find the wibbly thing?
TiredNiall: Do you think you can kite the enemies into the wilderness?
DoodlestheGreat: Pro strats
Rhynerd: @AdmiralMemo I'm not imagining a physics game like that but the hurricane is replaced by a tornado
NathanJay_GA: Will we also have a look at the "stealth" levels?
notaballoon: where are you getting coins?
Mag_Chundysquatch: I heard place
JorranSteele: i think that was the same level as the last one
Anonymousless: You have a grenade, you must use them on the drugs
Earthenone: place the drugs on drug dealers?
GroutNASA: Take them all at once, that'll be a waste
Tiber727: *wott* *wrrt* *ping* *zip* *Arrubah*
Darleysam: shoutout to those blocks there with some good advice
AdmiralMemo: @Rhynerd It's a... duck-blur!
Solipsody: Drug dealers HATE it when you waste their drugs.
ClodiumSoride: Maybe he used the drugs.
Mattmitchell45: Drugs Are Wasted on The Dealers
NinjaNate69: wait, so you don't have to do any of the objectives?
mister_foxhound: Don't let them use the drugs is postive fashion, waste them
Gizmoloid: "Waist the drugs"?
Pteraspidomorphi: Skull marks the ones who are pirates
Rockario: So, we need to go and use all of their drugs so it goes to waste?
Foxmar320: wut
thatchesterguy: nice
Anaerin: Yup. The bad guys are triggering the mines.
tim19862: lrrWOW
Skyboss1996: I tell you Ywhat
shdragon: HAH
coelopteryx: "drugs of drug dealers" pfhfhfhff
GroutNASA: boom
thatchesterguy: stealth time
RichardMcSundy: stsLul
DiceHoarder: LUL
TheAinMAP: What?
GoblinRanger: volatile drugs
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @Earthenone That's what I heard
darkecologist: i was raised properly. we do not waste drugs in my house.
plummeting_sloth: oh no, my canteens full of nitro!
Rhynerd: drugs are bad.
wookymonster: when do we get to see Snak again in dice friends
NathanJay_GA: the drugs were bombs
MagisterMystax: YDU LOSE
coolbond: does anyone know the source for grahams parkour quote?
aesir_blade: Speaking of good FPS action, are we gonna get more DUSK next week?
Raigne86: They rigged it with plastic explosives.
Skyboss1996: i don't know what I expected, but ok
ClodiumSoride: That's why you shouldn't use drugs: you'll explode.
notaballoon: it's already pretty dangerous
Solipsody: Do you actually have grenades?
SAJewers: naeRIP
Lightningbro: As everyone knows, Cocaine is commonly made with Nitroglycerin!
Skyboss1996: and a weak arm apparently
notaballoon: like, ideally i wouldn't be here NOW
MrTulip: and you throw like a toddler
EvilBadman: That was the weakest nade toss
Solipsody: Okay then.
BloodnBullets: i could swear ive seen that "you lose" and "victory" animation before, particularly the border.
Lunarwing7: Did the dev (because it's 100% one person) spend ANY time making this game?
Rockario: Canteens of DRUGS!
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Anonymousless: aww, alex's grenades work. Jim's didn't
ClodiumSoride: Canteens... filled with DRUGS!
Gizmoloid: I think that's the drug pile that Jim threw dozens of grenades at.
notaballoon: diffuse the land mines
MikoKisai: why is one of the skulls on the minimap *tilted*?
Skyboss1996: how... how destroy?
Shamthewow: I'm fairly certain Jim got stuck here too
tim19862: surplus water
Mag_Chundysquatch: sum good durgs
BloodnBullets: the skull got tilted by the grenade...
ClodiumSoride: Banning 4loko didn't work.
GroutNASA: Um
Rhilenova: the skull on the minimap
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: LISTEN we were low on sandbags okay
TheUnknownVeg: Why waste perfectly good drugs?
GroutNASA: "But I did that."
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Enplosive drugs at that. I hate it when my dealer cuts my coke with anfo
TehAmelie: i would honestly estimate they spent more time in the asset store than in Unity
AdmiralMemo: Durgs!
Lunarwing7: why are we "wasting" the drugs?
Skyboss1996: well we're out of grenades now
RichardMcSundy: the skull on the map warped
Ranakel: Oh, th ey fixed the grenades!
AdmiralMemo: Maybe those aren't the right drugs?
notaballoon: what's the green dot?
tim19862: I bet he can walk up that netting?
Porsgaard81: This reminds me of Metal Gear Solid V...
Skyboss1996: I mean, credit where it's due, this is a decent map?
plummeting_sloth: I mean, what about your playing so far has convinced you thath the objective is something other than run straight for the purple thingy
Anonymousless: I mean, you can probably head into the purple victory portal at any time anyway
wildpeaks: misheard that as "watch out for that mime"
thegrolan: Don’t waste drugs! Drugs are expensive!
Texan_Reverend: It's also weird that the reload animation for this gun has the shooter use their right hand to actuate the charging handle, taking it out of firing position.
GroutNASA: ?
Foxmar320: lol
Mag_Chundysquatch: from WHERE?!
Frozendukie: Next!
AdmiralMemo: Why does that sound like someone UNZIPPING?
Skyboss1996: from down town
Lunarwing7: Alex, you're making the crucial mistake of playing this like a video game
aerobeing: Now you're thinking with portals!
notaballoon: the drugs. of drug dealers. not the other drugs
TurboEmily: Oh, I caught you on garbage day!
thegrolan: Do we have to do them in order?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, buttons.
aerobeing: notaballoon, that sounds realistic
AdmiralMemo: Only waste the drug dealers' drugs. Not our own. Kappa
Skyboss1996: apparently the mag's just invisible?
darkecologist: 'the drugs of drug dealers' is all one word in german, probably.
shdragon: It looks like there's almost some kind of aerial bombardment or something? There's explosions in the sky.
thirsty_kitteh: Yes, I agree Graham: Continuous Fire!
Laserbeaks_Fury: The buildings on the mini-map disappear when you jump
DoodlestheGreat: Golly gee willikers.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh I get it. Posession is okay, DISTRIBUTION is wrong
Lightningbro: It goes slomo on headshot kills.
ladyrhian2: I love how your buddy is just faffing off while you running gun
Lunarwing7: The drug specifically sold by drug dealers
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: *the more you know*
Anaerin: Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, they're being culled because they're too far away from the overhead camera they're using for the minimap
GroutNASA: never play laser tag with alex
Anonymousless: oh god, the minimap is a map section at the player's height coordinate...
Despoiler98: WHAM
pettyfan45: 10/10
AdmiralMemo: @Laserbeaks_Fury We saw that in the Scottish game where we could control the woman in the cutscene. It's not a minimap, but simply an aerial view.
Skyboss1996: yup
Tempest2097: Wow
notaballoon: "or maybe they're shelling us--"epxlodes
NoNane09: The zipper noise is 10/10
Rhynerd: Looks like they were indeed shelling you
TehAmelie: can you crouch?
Pseudonym_Ken: Wait, isn’t this the same map as one of the crappy zombie games they played a while back?
TurboEmily: So... wtf is up with the lighting?