Twinklebees: Howdy chats
PhoenixMelior: oh hey there
Twinklebees: How's folks doin'?
PhoenixMelior: sure is a boring friday
Twinklebees: I concur
Laurreth: oh god I just ran this room heater I thought was broken at full power for the first time in years. To quote Bloodborne, "what's that smell?!?"
Twinklebees: I had a looong meeting in the morning, which put me to sleep, then I had to motivate myself for a client conf call at 4pm
Laurreth: so much dust
PhoenixMelior: oh yeah, that'll do it
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Kathleen and Jacob are going back to the... deeply stupid world of Ozmafia on Now Kiss! | Starting soon at 9:30 am PST. | http://Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1071091077069778944
Twinklebees: Who wants to do a call at 4pm on a Friday? Monsters, that's who
Nightvalien28: smells like wheelchair
PhoenixMelior: was that hell client?
PhoenixMelior: wait, wheelchair? What?
Twinklebees: Sure was
rf232: twinklebees: i have calls at friday 4pm relatively often, stupid timezones and americans
Laurreth: bloodborne smells like wheelchair
Laurreth: for canonical reasons
Nightvalien28: was it wheelchair or something else, I forget
Twinklebees: rf232: Timezones are their own special horror. This was 4pm for /everyone involved/
PhoenixMelior: I remember one time we had a call at 6pm because Australia
PhoenixMelior: late for us, early for them, couldn't win
Twinklebees: On the plus side they weren't being quite so hellish today
Twinklebees: We actually accomplished something
PhoenixMelior: amazing
rf232: 4pm is early for our american friends, they are in moonbase time mostly
rf232: we thaught them that if they want friday meetings they need to come early though
rf232: the rest of the week we have meetings at 6 or 7 pm quite often though
PhoenixMelior: otherwise you'll all be drunk
Twinklebees: (The other thing is that I normally go home at 4, so I was already staying later just for them)
Twinklebees: Ah, I see that the events page has now been updated with Ian's secret plan for the café
PhoenixMelior: woohoo
PhoenixMelior: the biggest thing I hate about corporate is that I'm not allowed to work on a new project until we have a job number. And for a job number we need an AFE. And for that the client has to send it to us.
PhoenixMelior: This is the client we waited a week and a half for an answer to a yes or no question.
Twinklebees: Oof, I definitely feel you there. Bureaucracy is a big part of the trouble with Hell Client
PhoenixMelior: I definitely hate this "I need to wait for other people to do anything" thing
Twinklebees: Mhm
PhoenixMelior: because if he gets me stuff I can work, and if drafting gets me stuff I can do that too... but right now I'm literally waiting on multiple departments to finish their stuff.
Twinklebees: Time for some Rivers in the Dessert.
PhoenixMelior: no thank you, I'm trying to eat healthy
Fendie_Face: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels. Game: Ozmafia) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (2m from now).
Twinklebees: The way she sings it really sounds like dessert to me
PhoenixMelior: I mean, Shoji Meguro is good at picking ladies who have thick accents to sing his songs
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Makhiel: wow, right on time
TXC2: CONTACT!
PhoenixMelior: I was just wondering where txc2 was
TXC2: also hello Everybody
Mangledpixel: boop
Earthenone: its almost like a professional is involved in the stream this week or something :P
Riandisa: Good morning
TXC2: PhoenixMelior literality putting my dinner plate away :P
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Crokoking: Actually almost 4 years. Lets see how stupid the main character is this time
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
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josh_le_crafter: now kiss???
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TXC2: Earthenone what are you talking about Kathleen's very professional Kappa
Umandsf: Good to see she survived the game awards at least. :p
josh_le_crafter: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels. Game: Ozmafia) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (1m ago).
red_shoes_jeff: Hellooo, Internet!
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Engbjerg: Hello my dear kissy-friends? Thank you for the jokes :)
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Earthenone: smash is in 2.5 hours if thats what you are looking for josh
thetoastmonster: Is this Watch & Kiss
TXC2: kinda
thetoastmonster: Kinky.
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lizzietwoshoes: Just finished watching the VOD from last night specifically to see your reaction to the Joker reveal, Kathleen lrrHEART
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t3h_f1gm3nt: that feel when you are stuck on mobile cause the power is out :S
TXC2: Here we GO!
NimrodXIV: lrrDARK
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
Nightvalien28: hello kathleen
Riandisa: Good morning Kathleen
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MousseFilledCat: Time for the continuing adventures of heroines who act completely contrary to normal human behavior!
NazakYuzak: SolOh no D:
josh_le_crafter: aww
NimrodXIV: #BlameJacob
TXC2: so #BlameJacob?
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Mangledpixel: In British pre-decimal currency there are 63 groats in a guinea. (1 groat = 4 pence; 1 guinea = 21 shillings = 252 pence)
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2Flower: Yay! She remembered my otome doormat quote.
MousseFilledCat: #BlameJacob seems like it should be trending
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Diabeto3241: Hey it's Now Kiss. Never gave gotten to watch this live yaay!
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TXC2: 2Flower otome = romance or something?
josh_le_crafter: boop boop the sub train!!
Anubis169: Helloooooooooo Kathleen and Chat! lrrAWESOME
t3h_f1gm3nt: JOKER HYPE
TXC2: hello Anubis169 welcome
Engbjerg: Seeing streamers try to pronounce my Danish name is always a journey xD
Riandisa: It was great
2Flower: @TXC2 otome = female protagonist, romances largely male.
Earthenone: pride69
TXC2: 2Flower ah, thank you
Mangledpixel: that's why we changed it!
Anubis169: BECAUSE
SachielOne: I think Graham is normally the only one to see that particular expression on Kathleen's face.
2Flower: @TXC2 And for some reason in otome games the female protag is typically a generic doormat to more aggressive boys
Anubis169: xxxP xxxPLICIT
t3h_f1gm3nt: i mean male protags in harem vns are basically the same way
TXC2: Sonicfox was never not gonna win
Dared00: also, Sayonara Wild Hearts
lizzietwoshoes: Yessss Sonicfox is wonderful GayPride
annasaurus13: I missed the first part, Where is Jacob?
Anubis169: also wasn't it 240 pence to the pound? not 252?
TXC2: annasaurus13 not here sadly
2Flower: For what it's worth -- I use Now Kiss as an educational seminar on what not to do for my own visual novel.
annasaurus13: :(
NazakYuzak: Hello hello friends!
Crokoking: if this is the "self insert" character what does that say about what the dev thinks about their audience ^^
josh_le_crafter: jacob and kathleen makes trash games bearable... like G&A
TXC2: Anubis169 yes, but they were talking about the guinea
MousseFilledCat: The female doormat is a doormat because she is designed for the player to be able to project themselves onto her - so give her as little personality as possible
inkorstardust: Hey, at least this time there's a hot GIRL who might be interested in our protag
MousseFilledCat: This is one of my major complaints
josh_le_crafter: except K&J are for kiss games
TXC2: 2Flower Now kiss is educational for ACTUAL dateing advice :P
icantseeyourtoes: first time actually watching a LRR stream live. (not including DB)
DentedPockets: Is there 200 save slots?!
wildpeaks: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:07.
Dared00: @icantseeyourtoes Welcome!
wildpeaks: yay, almost just in time :)
TXC2: hello icantseeyourtoes welcome
MousseFilledCat: No personality is a personality decision and is stupid - I was just saying that's what I think the justification is.
MousseFilledCat: From the studio, I mena
GDwarf: I am increasingly annoyed by a trend I'm noting in games where protagonists refuse to even ask questions about things that directly influence their lives.
josh_le_crafter: RIP jacob...
Justherefortherewards: hello everyone lrrDARK
GDwarf: "Oh, you clearly know all about the assassins trying to kill me, but I won't even ask what you can tell me"
wildpeaks: gesundheit
TXC2: you can do sexy voices as well kathleen......not AS sexy, but still
TacitusVigil: Gesundheit
Justherefortherewards: bless you lrrWOW
MousseFilledCat: Agreed.
icantseeyourtoes: bless you
Anubis169: For doormat insert-self character, See: Bella from Twilight
2Flower: I think "befuddled and suspicious" makes a good generic protag. Like an Arthur Dent.
josh_le_crafter: Is kathleen allergic to stupid
Anubis169: she's like the standard
CraziestOwl: Hi guys. Where is jacob
CulturalGeekGirl: That said, listen... Fruits Basket is getting a new anime and I can't wait
zed_alpha: or Ana from Twili..er, 50 Shades of Gray
MousseFilledCat: So, we are going to #blamejacob whenever the game makes us scream?
TXC2: CraziestOwl sadly not here
CulturalGeekGirl: Tohru is legitimately a good person and every time she decides to do something absolutely stupid it's out of compassion
josh_le_crafter: #blamejacob whenever game is bad? I'M down with it
Justherefortherewards: lrrEFF
Earthenone: what are the rules
wildpeaks: "of course" ? o.O
MousseFilledCat: So please explain the rules. Like now.
josh_le_crafter: please tell us the rules precious
2Flower: And then Wesley Crusher runs into a garden while playing catch.
josh_le_crafter: PLS
accountmadeforants: Only scaffold the tower on odd-numbered days
TXC2: Rule 1: there are no rules. Rule 2: use protection
phorrestgaze: rule 1: don't ask about the rules
2Flower: He's MISTER Axel, but he calls you Genny.
TXC2: !findquote Ellipses
LRRbot: Quote #5542: "SUPER-ELLIPSES!" —Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
MousseFilledCat: "Hey, so, he just said he'd kill me if I broke the rules....could you please give me a bulleted list I can carry around?"
XanderPrime: hello
wildpeaks: also, where are the boundaries of that Oz territory ?
Justherefortherewards: Oh wait scarlet is red riding hood.. that took me much longer than it should've
TXC2: hello XanderPrime welcome
Earthenone: the brock colour determines the teritory
XanderPrime: heya
XanderPrime: mm
XanderPrime: plague doctor is a badass
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrDILLY
josh_le_crafter: so, when do we get a comprehensive set of rules so we don't die?
KodeMage: red cloak girl seems fun
electroswagnetism: 'zzat a catgirl?
XanderPrime: red cloak girl is trouble perhaps
TehAmelie: hi Kathleen, chat
josh_le_crafter: plaguesm'n is robinhood right?
KodeMage: trouble sounds fun
TXC2: hello TehAmelie welcome
josh_le_crafter: hi @tehamelie
inkorstardust: I'm all in on plaguesman or catgirl
MousseFilledCat: I'm pretty sure scarlet identifies as male
XanderPrime: nothing is what it seems
annasaurus13: Plagues!!!!!
KodeMage: did you did plague previously? run it back?
electroswagnetism: plagues and cats are both good options
annasaurus13: Plagues!!!
wildpeaks: we have to find out what's under this mask :D
MousseFilledCat: Jacob isn't here, get your plague doctor one
t3h_f1gm3nt: from what ive learned from YYLAG is AVOID CATGIRLS!
josh_le_crafter: do we want to woohoo catgirl?
annasaurus13: Yes! Let's Get ourselves a Doctor!
JLHonors: The only person we can date that isn't low-key criminal.
KodeMage: "hang out" seems pretty anachronistic
josh_le_crafter: Genny definitely needs to get her head checked out.
TXC2: JLHonors Robin Hood is more of a High key Criminal no?
accountmadeforants: Oh shoot, that's the whole premise of this story done for, no?
KodeMage: hippocratic
wildpeaks: hyppocratic ?
electroswagnetism: Hippocratic Oath
josh_le_crafter: hippocratic
Nightvalien28: ourobouros?
JLHonors: TXC2 Fair, fair.
TXC2: Nightvalien28 thats the snake eating it's self
Xenovita: cade-something or other
truediamondback: Caduceus
Scar_Red_Tiger: put in more happiness coins to continue playing
Mangledpixel: the staff has only one snake, two snakes and wings is the symbol of messangers, not healers, something a number of american military units got wrong
t3h_f1gm3nt: rule 1 of dating sims: tell them what they want to hear
KodeMage: the mask helps with the mystery one would think
Mangledpixel: the caduceus is the wrong one
Inkompetence: Caduceus, or Staff of Asclepius if it's only got one snake.
Nightvalien28: TXC2 I thought that was also the snake staff thing
josh_le_crafter: this girl needs to get her head checked... didn't she get amnesia? she probably has some sort of head 8injury
KodeMage: his name is "robin hood"?
TXC2: KodeMage yeap, c'ause he's got a bird mask and a hood
accountmadeforants: Like, at least top 5
MousseFilledCat: He's a gentle caretaking dom
josh_le_crafter: this is how you get the doctor killed
TheMerricat: Genny is going to get Robin Hood knocked over.
KodeMage: @TXC2 but it's a crow mask not a robbin, right?
josh_le_crafter: by provoking an insecure don
electroswagnetism: I think that word is "kee-ree-ay"
mtvcdm: Hello, Mobster Friend. Getting up to any CRIMES this evening? That sounds like a splendid night out. Hope you don't run into any POLICE. Hahahaha.'
TXC2: KodeMage yes, but I think the leap is crow-bird-robin
JLHonors: Kyrie's personality is hat.
josh_le_crafter: kyrie is... scarecrow?
electroswagnetism: like in them catholic hymns
MousseFilledCat: I feel like Genny is getting more and more Lorna as this goes on
josh_le_crafter: when does she plug her etzy store?
JLHonors: Fill this house with men.
accountmadeforants: Now I'm concerned about what other houses are filled with
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Look at the cards.
josh_le_crafter: house filled with cream... wait...
TXC2: the explaination for me, is that we've been hit on the head, and now have a cerebral edema putting pressure on our brain
wildpeaks: yup, pretty much my headcannon as well
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
Dared00: what the balls
inkorstardust: Abort abort abort
wildpeaks: dude
josh_le_crafter: DELETE THIS BOI
wildpeaks: the heck
Dared00: stop stop stop
MousseFilledCat: Dude! Respect her bounderies!
adi_pie: KICK HIM IN THE DINK!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
josh_le_crafter: DELET
Nightvalien28: and that is when a normal person punches him straight in the mouth
electroswagnetism: When do we get to start whacking people
KodeMage: nonconsensual!
TXC2: WE'RE NOT FUCKING ASKING!
MousseFilledCat: He's not "misunderstanding" he is deliberately being an asshole
TheMerricat: Punch him in the groin and run.
RealGamerCow: Oh, he's one of THOSE
adi_pie: I wish we had something sharp.
Scar_Red_Tiger: panic
josh_le_crafter: SOMEONE ICE THIS MAN
MousseFilledCat: Nope. Nope nope nope.
KodeMage: slightly rapey...
JLHonors: guh
GDwarf: So, I was joking about this guy being Hazama from BlazBlue. Apparently I was actually correct.
josh_le_crafter: Ice this man...
wildpeaks: better in a volcano, don't litter the sea
MousseFilledCat: #BlameJacob
josh_le_crafter: put this boi in the body bag
adi_pie: I would knock this fucker's teeth out.
MousseFilledCat: :)
TXC2: this is not Teasing, this is sexual harassment
electroswagnetism: Need to bring in monika from ddlc to delete this boye
josh_le_crafter: #BlameJacob
RealGamerCow: in before he tips his hat.
truediamondback: @wildpeaks there are volcanos in the sea
josh_le_crafter: we need the delet gun...
wildpeaks: perfect
Fendie_Face: Yeah, Kyries route is ...not ok.
inkorstardust: ABSOLUTELY NOT
adi_pie: "Let's keep that a surprise" I guess we're not going then, dick.
wildpeaks: the soul read :D
josh_le_crafter: can we leave this man in the dirt
TXC2: "this is basically like Castro street in san fransico"
MousseFilledCat: Manboy!
accountmadeforants: Part man, part boy!
red_shoes_jeff: M A N B O Y
wildpeaks: that sure is a name :D
electroswagnetism: ohhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo
josh_le_crafter: right...
josh_le_crafter: this is a thing
TXC2: Manboy or any man
mynameisie: Aren’t they all
wildpeaks: nice earring-glasses though
TXC2: so I think it's "boy" as in "the help"
accountmadeforants: This boy was bitten by a radioactive man. Then suddenly (give or take 15 years) turned into MANBOY
josh_le_crafter: manboy is a really unfortunate name
Fendie_Face: Hmm, speaking of another very problematic/fucking dark route. Poor, poor Manboy
TheMerricat: BROTHEL
Nightvalien28: a mix of both
wildpeaks: it might be the second type
josh_le_crafter: also... can we just have a trash bin for all these trash boiz/girls.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Why not both?
Nightvalien28: like them old west saloons
CraziestOwl: Call the police
Chatty_Protagonist: I would love to get a good coffee and a good sexing at one place
accountmadeforants: Yes Axel, put them in the bin!
josh_le_crafter: save us pls
TXC2: wait you can just open carry around here?
red_shoes_jeff: @CraziestOwl They... kinda ARE the police.
josh_le_crafter: Ice this man...
MousseFilledCat: Kyrie is a dick.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: This dude in the hat can get in the fuckin' sea.
tagrath: "Work"
JLHonors: yikes
accountmadeforants: Manboy seems pretty sensible
noSmokeFire: he should try more fiber
Chatty_Protagonist: There be fuk'n round these parts.
accountmadeforants: Must be his man-power
Thane1607: Good morning
josh_le_crafter: we need to bring this man into a chain and a safe
Jelkimantis just subscribed with a Tier 2 sub. Jelkimantis subscribed for 9 months in a row!
Jelkimantis: I wish the semester we already finished so I could just watch this instead of grading!!! <3<3<3
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noSmokeFire: is the wizard in this an enormous head?
TXC2: hello Thane1607 welcome
TXC2: SUB HYPE 10
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cuttlebranch: Grading solidarity!
accountmadeforants: This poor, poor generic otome game child
JLHonors: @Jelkimantis I have a final in two hours, you're not alone.
TXC2: Super Ellipses
accountmadeforants: Can we be Gretel instead?
TXC2: I would not buy biscuits from Hansel and/or Grettal
wicker_knight: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:55.
Temperature_Droplet: do we know the dark secret of the familiae already?
TheSeg: katesWave Good morning!
Temperature_Droplet: also, hi
TXC2: Temperature_Droplet that they're all dipshits?
TXC2: hello TheSeg welcome
Temperature_Droplet: ^^
accountmadeforants: Oof that glare
wicker_knight: sorry, just got here. Jacob couldn't make it?
TXC2: it stares into my soul!
MousseFilledCat: Hansel and Gretel are lovely murder twins and we should see more of them.
JLHonors: All things can be classified as either an ambush or a date. Fact.
TheSeg: BTW, I really did enjoy the Game Awards stream last night.
TXC2: wicker_knight sadly no
wicker_knight: oh well
wildpeaks: wow
Nightvalien28: we really are in the wrong family
TheSeg: The LRR casting of the show, that is.
wildpeaks: maybe they'll adopt us :D
Nightvalien28: yeah scarlet seems to be the goal here
MousseFilledCat: If we can't date Gretel, let's at least be in her family.
Chatty_Protagonist: coolcoolcool
DKS04Saturn: I hope Ozma makes an appearance, she was one of my favourite characters from the Oz books
wildpeaks: perfect
MousseFilledCat: completely natural
TXC2: Again were do people think Hansel and Gretal are getting these biscuits and cookies and sweets from?
Nightvalien28: TXC2 magical cookie tree
wildpeaks: home cooked, oven-baked :D
MousseFilledCat: Sometimes people can be platonic friends, dude.
accountmadeforants: Oh hey, Gretel even has a pet bird. Why don't we get pet birds and bombs?
TXC2: Nightvalien28 more like magical cookie house :P
wildpeaks: awww
MousseFilledCat: I feel like Gretel is the Kathleen expy
wildpeaks: and she even has a tiny birb friend on the shoulder
MousseFilledCat: Life Goal: Join their family and get explosives.
TXC2: people do that to my Mum ALL THE TIME
Nightvalien28: wow gretel is great
JLHonors: I don't think Genny can do anything on purpose.
accountmadeforants: Don't worry Gretel, Genny is not the... plotting type.
strgrv: Hey Kathleen, how did it feel to wake up in a Post-Joker in Smash world?
truediamondback: Plotting does require independent thought.
Nightvalien28: can't plot with no agency
red_shoes_jeff: SUPER ELLIPSES!
PhishStix just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. PhishStix subscribed for 45 months in a row!
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 11
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Bengineering: Morning friends~ benginHey
strgrv: Ben!
Nightvalien28: hello ben
TXC2: hello Bengineering welcome
accountmadeforants: Come Axel! Run away with us to the non-shitty family, we can snark at eachother for the rest of the game!
truediamondback: Ben escapes while you can.
Bengineering: lmao
lulanirisaka: At least they are pretty
mtvcdm: That face
GDwarf: Most of the people aren't dumb, just our protag. :P
Bengineering: but the art looks so good!
wildpeaks: there is still a small hope we go with the bird, cookies and explosives family
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: We have so much in common, we both need to eat
DeviantHS: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels. Game: Ozmafia) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (40m ago).
truediamondback: But there is writing along side the art.
TheMerricat: Our protag isn't stupid, our protag is very smart for the first human being to survive receiving a brain transplant from a dog.
lulanirisaka: Threatening can be fun...
Bengineering: That tracks
red_shoes_jeff: ANOTHER "slight detour."
JLHonors: That was the smartest thing Genny has done this whole time.
accountmadeforants: So now we've had talked to all the families save for the catgirl one, right?
lulanirisaka: This does not seem safe...
TXC2: yes we call that character "the Kathleen" Kappa
MousseFilledCat: Oh, huh, gender neutral pronoun for Scarlet. That's interesting.
wildpeaks: lrrCOW
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCOW
Brok3nGol3m: some cookies!
Ukon_vasara: lrrCOW
accountmadeforants: Welp, hope you don't need those eardrums
wildpeaks: buttons are hard to come by in this land
MWGNZ: he WAS just in an explosion
MousseFilledCat: Oh right! That guy who you keep forgetting is trying to kill you, because that's the sort of thing that slips a normal persons mind?
mtvcdm: No. That is not a correct shirt.
TXC2: "EXPLOSIONS....I'm overpowering, over compation I'm towering"
Ukon_vasara: does his shirt just not have buttons?
Nightvalien28: swords can't beat shotgun right?
mtvcdm: Why is he wearing opened drapes on his chest.
TXC2: you draw a sword, not unfasten
accountmadeforants: Now a third one in his teeth! And guns on his boots!
TXC2: Nightvalien28 swords no, but a knife could
Nightvalien28: having a shot gun helps
Sanityis0verrated: hallo chat
Ukon_vasara: so axel would be the tin man in this oz family right?
TXC2: hello Sanityis0verrated welcome
Sanityis0verrated: I have missed Now Kiss
JLHonors: Axel is ready for bullshit at all times and I can respect that
toidol: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:02.
TehAmelie: people who wear coats as mantles confuse me
TehAmelie: oh wait that flap wasn't an arm sleeve
TXC2: Dab!
mtvcdm: Gesundheit
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: benginDab benginDab benginDab
KenshinPony: dabing should be prohibited :V
red_shoes_jeff: Bless you,bless you,bless you
xiivv7: good morning It's my birthday and I hope you have a good day.
TXC2: dab away the sneeze into your anti-cupital faschia
truediamondback: Wait, if axel is tin man, the heck is perv creep?
TehAmelie: the triple sneeze is the holiest
GDwarf: A 1.2m class wolfman!
TehAmelie: you know, because of the trinity and stuff
TXC2: Kyrie is the Lion maybe?
GDwarf: truediamondback Scarecrow, by process of elimination
JLHonors: "People who don't like the mafia are criminals" is a hot mafia take.
xiivv7: bye.
TXC2: From Rome maybe?
TehAmelie: i think it's a hard G in signorina. or i guess it depends on the language
TXC2: it might be the OG Latin instead of Italian
Sanityis0verrated: if it is italian the gn is like the spanish n with the squiggly
Nightvalien28: she could be smart, raid the armory and go back for axel but that would require too much common sense
truediamondback: Well he's dead so those cookies are up for grabs.
JLHonors: Yeah go mess 'em up Genny
TehAmelie: the spanish are clever to not write inaudible g:s
TXC2: why, WHY? are we looking for the man who is trying kill us?
red_shoes_jeff: This is what we in the business call a BAD PLAN.
GDwarf: Yes. This is a clever plan.
Nightvalien28: either help or a few guns, I am sure they have an armory somewhere
GDwarf: Could've probably talked Scarlet into a wolf hunt
truediamondback: I thought the point of these games was making... choices. Like the only gameplay in this video game?
accountmadeforants: This is the girl who had to take a minute to figure out that jumping from a cliff was bad.
the__spanish__inquisition: admittedly the people she went to for help decided to abandon the prisoner
red_shoes_jeff: Gretel's answer'd probably go to the tune of "Yeah! Let's start with you."
mtvcdm: Welp,
GDwarf: See, this plan won't work because once you're captured you have no negotiating power.
GDwarf: Now they just keep both of you
JLHonors: Everywhere's filled with men
TXC2: oh for fuck sake
MousseFilledCat: Um... it doesn't matter whether or not she's had sex before assholes
Nightvalien28: who could have seen this coming
Sanityis0verrated: delicious delicious murder
MousseFilledCat: This is all very not okay
TheSeg: lrrJUDGE
red_shoes_jeff: This took a bit of a turn...
TXC2: MEANWHILE
GDwarf: GDI game, did you *have* to go for this stock scene?
Enoich: What did I walk in on?
truediamondback: I'm pretty sure the thing that makes them assholes isnt the virgin worship.
TheSeg: I'd use Kate's NOPE emote, but it's replaced with: katesNoel
MousseFilledCat: @truediamondback Agreed.
TXC2: the thing that makes them assholes is looking at her like she's meat
TXC2: TheSeg just use it as "oh hell noel"
toidol: No Jacob today?
TXC2: sadly no
GDwarf: They...they didn't *catch* you, you *turned yourself over to them*.
MousseFilledCat: We should have grabbed some grenades from Gretal, solve all our problems with explosives.
TXC2: I've just noticed the little dog in the corner
JLHonors: I appreciate how Axel is still mostly non-nonplussed
accountmadeforants: Oh, that's a nice way of putting it
accountmadeforants: Yay!
JLHonors: It's the good family!
GDwarf: The good famiglia is here!
MousseFilledCat: Famiglia Grimm = best famiglia
GDwarf: I don't know what the very tiny man is going to do, but I'm glad he came
accountmadeforants: FORM OZTRON
red_shoes_jeff: Who are YOU!?
TXC2: who's petter and how do we date them?
truediamondback: Him: your dumb and your actions are stupid, but at least your doing your best, which is still shit. Her: your so nice.
GDwarf: Kero, kero
wildpeaks: suddendly, a giant frog
TXC2: Big lipped Frog moment?
JLHonors: yikes
GDwarf: Peter's ability to be *in front* of the text box is disconcerting
solsesshiro: Jacob ded?
truediamondback: Get it. Peter, like Peter and the wolf.
wildpeaks: well, fudge
Enoich: Take the Shot!
MousseFilledCat: So you aren't even allowed to do self-defence?
DKS04Saturn: What the ever loving heck?
TXC2: "morning already?" too real game
Ukon_vasara: tin man didnt have a heart
wildpeaks: odd
DKS04Saturn: Is he the tin man?
JLHonors: A house filled with men, mostly Axels.
JLHonors: ptttttf
MousseFilledCat: I mean, yes, you are a legitimate ass who doesn't respect bounderies ... so
adi_pie: "Do I really seem so callous?" Dude, we've know you for a day.
Enoich: Murder: It's a thing that happens to the Mob
red_shoes_jeff: Oh my, yes.
TXC2: Like Magnum PI, it's consequence Free Murder for all! Kappa
MousseFilledCat: Also, clearly pretending to shoot Axel sent Genny into shock, so that's a thing.
truediamondback: Who's toothbrush Kathleen?
truediamondback: I recommend kyrie's
MousseFilledCat: I do like the fact that Axel is clearly into you.
red_shoes_jeff: BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
TXC2: Manbouwaifu
GDwarf: So, I did some reading on this, and I would *strongly* advise against Manboy's route from what I've seen
Enoich: Agreed
truediamondback: I really recommend kyries toothbrush for the toilet job.
Fire_bird14: Soh
JLHonors: But he was the creepy option, no?
MousseFilledCat: We could romance Scarlet and see more familia Grimm! Maybe see more Gretal?
GDwarf: Apparently it goes to some *very* not safe for stream places
Fendie_Face: Just a warning. Man boys path is super dark if you fail at it
Ukon_vasara: isnt blue tie hansel?
Fire_bird14: From when Sunday the first time
JLHonors: "he" being Manboy, since Karie introduced us to him.
adi_pie: Did we ever talk to Cat Lady?
EJGRgunner: Hansel? He's so hot right now.
solsesshiro: Isn't that the creep from the market on day one? Blue tie, I mean
Enoich: Why not just slam the doctor?
adi_pie: Yep. That checks out.
Enoich: Windmill Slam
MousseFilledCat: And the person who subjected you to it isn't even here to be tortured with you.
JLHonors: Genny: "That chair????"
TXC2: yes "infiltrate"
wildpeaks: finally someone talking sense
BloodnBullets: !next
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MousseFilledCat: I feel like the doctor is very much. "Wow, this girl is too foolish to function."
Enoich: This guy's read the script
JLHonors: Robin "Oracle of Good Advice" Hood.
shurtal: oh god, Joker in smash means Joker amiibo maybe?!?
AWells44: god bless you
ContingentCat: gesuntheit
TehAmelie: quadruple blesses
TXC2: when you people say Joker, you dont mean DC joker right? I haven't seen the game awards
truediamondback: 4X combo
shurtal: @TXC2 Persona 5 joker
wildpeaks: I think they mean persona joker
TXC2: shurtal right thanks
shurtal: no prob
truediamondback: Oh God persona makes so much more sense. I was terrified.
TehAmelie: hmm does Persona have personifications of all the tarot as well as regular playing cards?
MousseFilledCat: How convenient a plot device for us to project ourselves onto her.
TXC2: truediamondback right?
ManaIishi: Last time I watched you were playing anlogue, this is a... sharp decline :P
ManaIishi: *analogue
JLHonors: She's probably the One True Princess that's supposed to rule over them all, or something.
tachiseneriz: howdy
TXC2: hello tachiseneriz welcome
Zyme86: I prefer encouragment, its more easily accepted and when you truly mean it, like I do people tend to come off much less defensive
red_shoes_jeff: He SUCKS
JLHonors: 2 out of 3 positive options. Yikes.
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
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truediamondback: He is the human equivalent of a filth mold.
red_shoes_jeff: STOP. ACTING. CREEPY.
wildpeaks: nopenopenope
t3h_f1gm3nt: uuuuuuuuh
DerPilsner: wat
accountmadeforants: Genny, please voice those concerns yourself
TXC2: FUCKING WHAT?!
lizzietwoshoes: Can he please fucking not?
ManaIishi: uguguuguhh
TXC2: a beauty pageant, 'cause lets double down on the sexism
TehAmelie: and Dream Daddy, right?
JLHonors: Oh. It all makes sense. The house is filled with men because Kyrie creepy freaks all of them off.
MousseFilledCat: The Cat Cafe one was good. So was Dream Daddy
Sanityis0verrated: remember Dream Daddy kathleen
JLHonors: "Them" being all women, ever, in his immediate surroundings.
Sanityis0verrated: good dating sims happen
MousseFilledCat: I think you dislike Otome games because Japanese gender roles are kind of effed up.
TXC2: the Cat island was intresting
mtvcdm: But we must!
truediamondback: If this game was good it would give you the chance to insert Axels shot game up his Kyrie's arse and pull the trigger.
GDwarf: I haven't played it, 'cause it's not out yet, but I do have high hopes for London Detective Mysteria, wherein all the datable people are the relatives of famous fictional detectives.
DarkMorford: Yeah, Japan and sexism... have a ways to go yet.
mtvcdm: A better game would have let us actually not do the pageant.
ArcOfTheConclave: @GDwarf I can't wait to date Moriarty.
accountmadeforants: I suspect this guy doesn't know how platonic relationships work. Which doesn't surprise me at all.
TheSeg: Truth.
Enoich: Oh Japan
wildpeaks: wouldn't be surprised he doesn't know how relationships work at all, not just platonic ones
JLHonors: Wait, the Scarecrow is the one without the brain, right? This all scans.
TXC2: accountmadeforants this guy doesn't know how relationships work full stop.
Ukon_vasara: but kyrie couldnt be this much of an ass if he understood that thinking
truediamondback: Doki doki was not utter filth as a dating game... sort of
Zyme86: See even if I am attracted to another person, often maintaining the friendship that can last a lifetime is way more worth it than risking all that for a short term relationship
phorrestgaze: [Target acquired]
ArcOfTheConclave: Who invited little red riding hood?
lizzietwoshoes: Her. I like her.
GDwarf: The Marquis de Carabas speaks truth!
accountmadeforants: Let's be friends with cat lady
truediamondback: Robin Hood still rocks.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
TXC2: remember how in the actual wizard of Oz the Scarecrow is just kinda slow, and dimwitted and not a fucking creaper?
wildpeaks: because they asked
JLHonors: I don't think Genny has a psyche, though
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Orchestrion: Swerve!
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ArcOfTheConclave: they asked
TXC2: SUB HYPE 12
Ukon_vasara: they asked is the truth
ContingentCat: you didn't really have a no option so
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
wildpeaks: seems like they appreciate honesty
GDwarf: TXC2 This one is quick-thinking, vicious, and evil. It's the same thing, clearly. :P
accountmadeforants: We've finally found a potential friend, time to play up that agency!
red_shoes_jeff: Where is the "Kyrie asked me really creepily" option?
GDwarf: I mean, yeah, if you want to be in a fashion show then go for it! It's forcing people into them that's...no.
truediamondback: I've got to go to work. I'm not disappointed to miss more of this amazing game.
ManaIishi: Ugh, nope, I gotta tap out, sorry
ManaIishi: this game's just too shit :D
Zyme86: scarlet may wear....blue
Enoich: She's a Man, Maaaaan!
Orchestrion: pls
accountmadeforants: Holy shit Genny
kamelion84: katesWat
TXC2: "I'm a man, women, dont always think before I do"
JLHonors: He's the real MANBOY
2Flower: Aaagh.
DKS04Saturn: OMG!
2Flower: This is torment.
Enoich: Stop being dicks
ContingentCat: ueggggggggg
lizzietwoshoes: I had actually considered getting this game when I first saw it... I am happy that I passed on it
truediamondback: Because woman are vain beauty obsessed who love clothes.
KV1NN4: toxic masculinity for the no
wildpeaks: *facepalm*
Pteraspidomorphi: Was listening from the kitchen and it just turned into "omg... omg... omg"
phorrestgaze: needed DB brand pronoun pins
wildpeaks: just when you think this game can't be more problematic
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lick the dead body.
2Flower: Okay, I'm feeling better about my own visual novel now
DKS04Saturn: I'm slamming my face against my desk
truediamondback: Work calls and I am free of this utter shit.
MousseFilledCat: @2flower I'm really hyped for Arcade Spirits
mtvcdm: Watch & Kiss
Piratical_tendancies: w+p for dating sims...?
2Flower: Thanks!
2Flower: Yeah, we're using things like these as anti-research of a sort.
2Flower: "See that? That? Don't do that."
TheSeg: pride50 Need to step out. Thanks for the stream Kathleen!
TXC2: I mean the taming of the Shrew is bassed on it no ?
ArcOfTheConclave: In other news, grass is green.
TXC2: so long TheSeg have fun
wildpeaks: that seems unwise
Enoich: Sounds logical
TheSeg: katesWave
red_shoes_jeff: WHY IS OUR WOULD-BE MURDERER A DATING OPTION!?!?
Pteraspidomorphi: If you don't like the so-called "romantic" dating sims you could always sidestep the problem by playing other visual novel and walking simulator type games (basically other narrative games) on this slot too
lizzietwoshoes: @2flower you're part of the team working on Arcade Spirits? I'm sooo looking forward to it!
Ukon_vasara: is there a chance that just ends the game, we can hope meeting the wolf would just end the game on the spot
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff becuase we can change him Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: Just ask a magic mirror!
Orchestrion: I vote Robin Hood for most beautiful crow doctor in town
Enoich: HAD
TXC2: "Yes my wife ma ryan"
Zyme86: Was maried was, bast tense you idiot
wildpeaks: wait what
Enoich: What an insensitive protagonist.
ArcOfTheConclave: Not cool genny!
Ukon_vasara: what he looks like is a crow
JLHonors: :(
adi_pie: "Do I look like a bachelor?" I don't know, do bachelors have a "look"?
KV1NN4: wat
red_shoes_jeff: Whoopsie
GDwarf: He said both that he "had" and "has" a wife, the tenses don't agree
Fendie_Face: Oh. he is datable
Mysticman89: time for time travel
accountmadeforants: So I looked it up and he does have a route... and it's kinda not good
Ukon_vasara: wait, was robin hood a non option or did we just fail that option?
wildpeaks: yeah taht's oddly inconsistent
TXC2: he has a wife, and that wife is dead
TXC2: doesn't mean he doesn't still love them
wildpeaks: maybe merely separated
Enoich: She's probably the Witch, cursing chickens and the like
JCMaxw3ll: dead people are often busy
phorrestgaze: Undead wife?
JLHonors: "She's a very busy person, actively avoiding this problematic town."
TXC2: this is gonna be fine Kappa
2Flower: @lizzietwoshoes Yep, I'm a co-author of the game!
adi_pie: I hope we get an option to just go full Carrie on this whole pageant. Leave no one standing.
wildpeaks: :D
EJGRgunner: I don't normally catch this stream. What's the threshold for quitting a game, ripping the hard disk storing the game files out of the computer, and then ritualistically incinerating it?
TXC2: i dont know, short hair is in No?
Mysticman89: I like your korean boy band look
TXC2: EJGRgunner oh we're not at SPUD levels just yet
2Flower: Wait, we can bend reality in this game and manifest the boy of our choice behind us?
Enoich: You thought it was Axel, But it was Me, Dio!
EJGRgunner: SPUD?
accountmadeforants: Oh damn, she can just will these guys into existence now? No wonder everyone's so keen to keep her around.
TXC2: EJGRgunner it was a W+P "game"
2Flower: "Please don't erase me from existence with your mind, Miss Genny."
JCMaxw3ll: THIS MAN IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
JLHonors: I wonder WHY
wildpeaks: a total mystery
EJGRgunner: right, but that's W+P... I assume at some point Kathleen ran out of busses to give and forcibly ejected a game from this show at some point.
GDwarf: Mr. Melisus continues to be my favourite just for how slightly incongruous he is as a bruiser for a mafia family
TXC2: we have stoped a game before, but more out of boredom then problems
TXC2: GDwarf maybe he's meant to be like Antman ?
ArcOfTheConclave: was that a bust joke?
Enoich: Do it!
wildpeaks: oh honey
DarkMorford: NOPE
KV1NN4: come on...
Orchestrion: y game
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
accountmadeforants: For a moment I thought this game was gonna be body positive but no
TXC2: like the start of that was so good, but fuck
wildpeaks: we haven't spoken to them yet, there is still hope
ArcOfTheConclave: Preach it!
TehAmelie: would we be like angels, and as dull?
MousseFilledCat: Annoyed!!!!
MousseFilledCat: Do it!!
Enoich: I dunno. Graham is pretty attractive.
wildpeaks: definitely annoyed
phorrestgaze: alt+f4 is always a choice
ArcOfTheConclave: do it!
MousseFilledCat: Yes!!
TXC2: Hello Matt
wildpeaks: Matt \o/
EJGRgunner: MATT!
DarkMorford: lrrFRUMP
TehAmelie: lrrFRUMP
accountmadeforants: Hi Matt!
ContingentCat: hi Matt
adi_pie: lrrFRUMP
Enoich: Matt!
mrsarkhan: lrrFRUMP
JLHonors: Matt Wiggins!
Mysticman89: wiggins!
Piratical_tendancies: Hai Matt!
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrFRUMP lrrBEEJ
TheAinMAP: Hello Matt.
EJGRgunner: Put Matt in Smash you cowards?
NojhLivic: It's a Matt. Hi Matt!
gsyhiap: Save us, Matt!
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrFRUMP
arkilyd: Its a Wiggins
lizzietwoshoes: It's a Matt!
KV1NN4: Hockey Masdcot Fating sim when? ;)
phorrestgaze: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
red_shoes_jeff: HAI MATT lrrFRUMP
Mysticman89: Welcome to fast food!
TXC2: !next
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JLHonors: Matt for Smash
KV1NN4: Hockey Mascot Dating Sim when? ;) )even)
Probevoyages: "Be annoyed" should always be an option hovering in the middle of the screen
Mangledpixel: the Super Smashening
TehAmelie: be annoyed AND embarrased
t3h_f1gm3nt: heh im playing smash right now
Enoich: up up down down left right left right A B start?
ArcOfTheConclave: Nice!
TehAmelie: turn it on now?
Probevoyages: "Be annoyed" should be the steam description
TXC2: huh, what a neat way to unlock stuff
phorrestgaze: ok, that'll actually be kinda cool for the stream
wildpeaks: that's what interns are for
ContingentCat: That seems good
Mysticman89: can't you be playing it right now in the background just to unlock stuff?
frnknstn: Is there no DLC unlock?
Mysticman89: like afk 'playing' just for game time.
TehAmelie: you have to "play" it eh? like, pressing the buttons
GDwarf: Matt: The premise is that we're an amnesiac girl in a setting in which fairy tale characters are all in various mafias. It's definitely a thing.
Invitare: is this character capable of annoyance?
Enoich: Kathleen is constantly annoyed?
Invitare: answer: Apparently she can't
Orchestrion: wow game
MousseFilledCat: Just be annoyed, then.
red_shoes_jeff: Stay the course!
Pteraspidomorphi: The illusion of choice
Orchestrion: nooooo
DarkMorford: NOPE
red_shoes_jeff: Kyrie shut up
gsyhiap: lrrWOW
Enoich: Kyrie. A douchenozzle
TXC2: FUCK YOU KYRIE!
2Flower: MOTHER BUSSER
accountmadeforants: TableHere
GDwarf: I continue to advocate for the killing Kyrie option
t3h_f1gm3nt: GET BENT
wildpeaks: the computer might not survive this game :D
KV1NN4: DAMN
ContingentCat: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
GDwarf: I mean, Kyrie's supposed to be terrible
Invitare: Kathleen, just remember, Joker's in Smash. Life is not so bad
Angnor33: lrrWOW lrrCOW
JLHonors: How about a game about beating the shit out of Kyrie?
Slurpee_E: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
TehAmelie: just like a banana
Enoich: Light that scarecrow on fire
red_shoes_jeff: Hey, Kyrie, your mouth is talking again, you should look into that.
GDwarf: JLHonors Well, as I said, he appears to be a clone of Hazama from the BlazBlue fighting games, so... :P
bujabin: I leave for 5 minutes and matt appears. I am okay with this.
Enoich: Prickly?
solsesshiro: Sup Matt
MousseFilledCat: Hopefully Matt can meet famiglia Grimm. The best famiglia!
accountmadeforants: No, there was that time with Hansel and Gretel where they straight up asked you if you have free will
HydraWiggins: How long has it been since someone said OziMattia?
GDwarf: Beauty Pageant to the death!
ArcOfTheConclave: Dorothy bombed out of last years pageant.
JLHonors: Hansel and Gretel better come in and blow shit up
accountmadeforants: Caesar: "Now, give me your buttons!"
DeviantHS: jacob looks different hmmm
Mysticman89: I assume you can date this individual who is trying to kill you
phorrestgaze: can we just let him do it?
solsesshiro: As much as I want to watch Kathleen jump through the monitor to throttle Kyrie, I've got work to do. Have fun guys.
red_shoes_jeff: @DeviantHS got a shave.
TXC2: so long solsesshiro have fun
Enoich: That can't be Matt. He's far too tall
red_shoes_jeff: His character is swords.
TehAmelie: hey Kathleen i've been wondering, will you ever get back to Dream Daddy? feels like a good game may be in order after this
GDwarf: I disagree that he has a shirt problem, he clearly has a shirt solution!
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt we have not
ArcOfTheConclave: Mr. Pizza Cutter? All edge, no point.
wildpeaks: holy shit
odi_odi: holy moly xD
DarkMorford: NOPE NOPE NOPE
TXC2: FUCK YOU GAME!
TehAmelie: slap him
JLHonors: :/
CrazymattCaptain: wow
Enoich: Wahahahaha
gsyhiap: oh ffs
x0den: lol
NojhLivic: Kathleen is justified
red_shoes_jeff: OH MY SHIT
ContingentCat: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Slurpee_E: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
TheAinMAP: katesWa katesOw
adi_pie: FUCK THIS GAME
t3h_f1gm3nt: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOU GAME!
phorrestgaze: I really hope she kills him
accountmadeforants: My headcanon is that he's literally a cannibal. Explains the scene in the woods too.
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF This pizza cutter!
Enoich: Stronk
KV1NN4: damn
GDwarf: Why is Peter always in front of the text? It's disconcerting.
TehAmelie: hmm, Peter is in the Bible. . .
wildpeaks: what the heck
KinoGami: is that famous twitch streamer matt wiggins? PogChamp
Enoich: What a dumb protagonist
gsyhiap: FailFish
GDwarf: Pls Genny
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF this game!
Enoich: And calling people meat.
Mysticman89: maybe he's secretly your father
odi_odi: "Meat can't talk"
Probevoyages: Our protagonist isn't intelligent enough to have self-preservation
Mysticman89: or brother I dunno relative implied ages
TehAmelie: Genny's name reminds me of Gen in The Good Place. boy i wish The Good Place was showing right now
Sanityis0verrated: Kathleen that is far too deep for this game
Enoich: Say it ain't Soh!
Enoich: That seemed like an abrupt shift.
Enoich: Who gets cut?
GDwarf: Um...did the pageant just not happen?
ArcOfTheConclave: Soh's a hoodlum?!
KinoGami: th wolfgang pack KappaHD
accountmadeforants: Heidi won the beauty pageant, the end.
JLHonors: Maybe the beauty pageant was a murder pageant?
red_shoes_jeff: Is anyone ELSE there!?
TehAmelie: (she's named for "hydrogen" because when she got her name that was the only thing that existed)
Enoich: What a lame plot progression.
GDwarf: "Is anyone who isn't a truly awful and useless jerk here?"
TXC2: to hard to draw Kathleen
gsyhiap: the pageant was narratively inserted purely for the purposes of raising Kathleen's blood pressure...
KV1NN4: Through no virtue of her own
Angnor33: De-Fault! De-Fault! De-Fault!
JLHonors: Winner by default! Good enough!
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TemporallyAwry: victory by default, hooray.
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TXC2: DEFULT! the two sweetest words!"
KV1NN4: congratualtions you won because everyone else was disqualified
gsyhiap: de-fault!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 13
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
MousseFilledCat: I mean. It does make sense that Greta would throw some grenades into the fray
red_shoes_jeff: That would've required SKILL, Matt. I've seen this game, so far.
TXC2: "I have some re-writes....."
KV1NN4: what votes she was the only contestant
wildpeaks: umscuseme
KV1NN4: PFFFFFFFFFT
TXC2: I mean, yes
JLHonors: aaaaaa
Enoich: Duck for best girl
accountmadeforants: I dunno, I would've voted for Juliette
GDwarf: Juliette *is* better than us!
TemporallyAwry: Duck Princess
phorrestgaze: I vote duck
JLHonors: Cute duck alert!
Mysticman89: I dunno. I might vote for that duck
MikeLLunsford: Vote Duck!
wildpeaks: I mean, the duck is certainly cute
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, right.
ArcOfTheConclave: Juliette for president!
TXC2: I'd fucking kill for that duck
KV1NN4: someone wants to lrrEFF that duck
accountmadeforants: I'm happy for duck
gsyhiap: katesChicken
JLHonors: There's the joke. Got there.
CrazymattCaptain: a jump from last place? I think second place here is last place
GDwarf: So, that was legit amusing
Enoich: Genny: And to be honest, that Duck had it going on.
TXC2: yeay, theres been ONE joke in this game :P
Invitare: Juliette was robbed
MousseFilledCat: Put Juliette in Smash you cowards!
adi_pie: Thanks, Morgana. It *is* late.
Enoich: Caramia planned for that fight to happen.
wildpeaks: cat lady ?
CrazymattCaptain: do we talk to Soh again?
MousseFilledCat: Scarlet, so we can see Gretal?
TehAmelie: Robin Hood Plague Doctor is the name of my Kim Wilde cover band
MousseFilledCat: That was a well timed "aw yeah" from the background
JLHonors: Matt "Canonical voice of Caesar" Wiggins.
red_shoes_jeff: "Oh no, my killer is injured! I should do something about that."
TXC2: "it dangerous to go alone, take this"
TehAmelie: as Mr Ceasar lay dying, he said "I can see myself become a god of badly written dating game characters"
red_shoes_jeff: "Not really!"
wildpeaks: what even is this pose
JLHonors: Soh "Fine, whatever, you're too stupid to live."
Milambus: Soh pulling off that comicbook girl pose.
TXC2: wildpeaks this is the boob and butt pose
wildpeaks: "it's good for your poops"
Probevoyages: He was worried she'd hate him even though she has nothing against the person who wanted to murder her, and describes Kyrie as "strange" at worst?
accountmadeforants: So did Caesar just run out of stabbiness? All stabbed out?
Milambus: Ointment.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
adi_pie: I have to talk to the person that wants to kill me. Maybe that way I'll escape this stupid world.
phorrestgaze: fingers are literally the worst place to demonstrate a tiny cut.
KV1NN4: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Probevoyages: Yes, Genny, he means the ointment.
wildpeaks: wow
Invitare: why hasn't this guy killed you yet? Surely it's just a matter of handing her a copper rod and telling her to wave it around in a lightning storm
Probevoyages: What else could he possibly mean?
KV1NN4: super elipses
noSmokeFire: confirmed: kathleen wants to smash
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen
Sanityis0verrated: can you not?
red_shoes_jeff: Good LORD
Sanityis0verrated: love you kathleen
NojhLivic: Thank you for surviving this Kathleen
noSmokeFire: _a_ miibo
NojhLivic: There /has/ to be a Joker Amiibo. I'm so excite.
KV1NN4: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
TheAinMAP: lunarj1Heart
Orchestrion: one whole amibo
Invitare: Sakurai knows how to hype
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate at Fri 12:00 PM PST (24m from now).
TehAmelie: smash it into the recycling bin!
TXC2: !events
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wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream lrrDARK
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !patreon
accountmadeforants: Thanks for the stream!
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Riandisa: Thanks for the stream, Kathleen and Matt
noSmokeFire: byyye
TXC2: bye
Fracaswell: g'bye
TemporallyAwry: See you between next week and a few minutes :D
ArcOfTheConclave: Put LRR in smash you cowards.
beowuuf: bye, thanks kathleen and matt!
TehAmelie: i want to see the Desert Bus bus in Smash, personally
TehAmelie: it'll be very predictable in its moves but tough as balls
TehAmelie: that figure of speech doesn't make a lot of sense, i just noticed
DarkMorford: Yeah, that region tends to be rather sensitive.
TXC2: it's meant to represent the toughness of masculinity
TXC2: sorry, "toughness"
TehAmelie: like so many things representing the toughness of masculinity, a far-fetched fable
hypercraft101: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate at Fri 12:00 PM PST (16m from now).
TehAmelie: just gonna link this old Fight Club analysis that's been on my mind a lot lately https://thehathorlegacy.com/the-cult-of-masculinity/
TehAmelie: i do love Fight Club analyses
TehAmelie: it's a great movie that can be read as politic for or against almost anything you want
Konda020946: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate at Fri 12:00 PM PST (14m from now).
TehAmelie: what does it mean? personally i like to think it's Calvin and Hobbes fanfiction. and Tyler is not what he says he is
mynthio: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate at Fri 12:00 PM PST (12m from now).
TehAmelie: anyway the "we're not all going to be able to be rock stars when we grow up" message is probably more relevant today than in its time
ccwgtb: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate at Fri 12:00 PM PST (10m from now).
sealedboxofeternalmasters: !next
LathosTiran: 10 min hype!!!!
TehAmelie: ten minutes, that's one more character unlock
TehAmelie: how many dudes does the game have, does someone know?
LathosTiran: 103 i think, give me a moment
TehAmelie: if you unlock one per ten minutes of playtime that could be relevant
ChaoticObserver: The base game has 69 fighters
TehAmelie: nice
ChaoticObserver: Well, not including echos I think