Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam and Alex are in the NewDay hot seat checking out Ashen! Game: Ashen) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (11m from now).
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Stop getting hit by everything.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote hit
LRRbot: Quote #910: "I keep chaining hits. I'm such a shit." —Alex [2015-10-20]
Earthenone: i guess we get the A team
Metric_Furlong: The Loud Crowd
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam and Alex are in the NewDay hot seat checking out Ashen! Game: Ashen) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (10m from now).
MrUglama: is there a schedule for streams?
Metric_Furlong: Adam and Ben being 'The Noise Boys'; Alex and Ben being 'The Scream Team'
Earthenone: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page.
DigitalSeahorse: :o
Metric_Furlong: I should probably make some sort of list of streamer combo names, but that would require effort so... :p
DigitalSeahorse: i should get out of bed lol
Metric_Furlong: society does tend to expect that of people
Metric_Furlong: possibly out of jealousy
TXC2: I mean theres only 61 unique pairs of LRR streamers, can't be that hard name them all Kappa
DrWreckage: Pauls cloning technology means you have to include doubles too
DigitalSeahorse: I was watching a Kenohki2 stream earlier today
Metric_Furlong: I think we have 8 or 9 confirmed names now
TXC2: the only I can think of right now is the PH balance for Paul and Heather
Metric_Furlong: Paul and Adam are The PA System
Metric_Furlong: Adam and Cameron are Lauder and Louder
Metric_Furlong: Ian and Beej are 'Very Import-ant People'
Metric_Furlong: Alex and Cameron are 'Calex' on account of that one Friday Nights episode
Alephred: What's on deck for Newday Tuesday?
Metric_Furlong: Ashen
sir_jack_DB: Ben and Adam are "volume = max" to me
Metric_Furlong: The Noise Boys, yes
Metric_Furlong: the name's not an accident :p
sir_jack_DB: James and Adam are "my two dads"
chickenace11: I thought Ashen was a combo name for a second and not the name of the game.
Alephred: Oo, Ashen. Epic exclusive.
Alephred: Ash + Ben?
Metric_Furlong: I think you have to be regular crew to be considered for combo names?
chickenace11: Don't forget Berge.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Alex and Adam are once again playing a new Souls-like. | It's Ashen on NDTD! | ||
Earthenone: ohh right souls games, thats the non soviet genre of game alex plays
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: a souls-like could ashen?......are people even trying any more?
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DigitalSeahorse: two min to lrrGARBO
TXC2: *called
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: Earthenone at least until someone makes a STALKER-like that's also a Souls-like Kappa
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 the answer is no
TXC2: darn
TXC2: Metric_Furlong MAKE IT AND PUT IT IN ME!
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
chickenace11: That is my favorite !sir response
Earthenone: same
CaKnuckleguy: !sir
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put Lester the Unlikely in Smash, you cowards!
TXC2: Here we GO!
m0nkeyrama: Hello Adam and Alex! seabatBRAIN /
TXC2: Hello Adam and Alex
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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TXC2: !clips
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hieroglyphica: Wow, was my timing really that good? yeah!
Nightvalien28: I will go there and fight you both
TheWarbo: alex
hieroglyphica: Hi Adam and Alex!
St0rmy_Sky: it's the boiz
KartoffelKaiser: Flossing while sitting is a hell of a thing
TheWarbo: alex why
Aarek: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MatthewDennisMTG: hi fellas
wtrob: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
BrindleBoar: "people" Kappa
Earthenone: WHAT'S GOOD YOUTUBE!!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: explody brains
PMAvers: The intro is longer than the actual content.
TXC2: info like that is why I want to do a census
PhoenixMelior: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:21. lrrSPOT
chickenace11: That was me until I remembered you guys lived streamed
Aarek: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Lirelent: don't forget interstitial promo
DigitalSeahorse: haiii
benv0li0: Cutting a Wrestling promo like a youtube promo?
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab benginDab benginDab
PMAvers: And thankfully they did their own thing.
BrindleBoar: you mean like that one asset rip with giant baby monsters? that was a good W+P.
sir_jack_DB: AWEN
sir_jack_DB: ASWEN
sir_jack_DB: :P
CaKnuckleguy: Noice
noSmokeFire: my boys!
Earthenone: theres a cream for that
Feminine_Desires: Ashrew?
noSmokeFire: there's a little noise
TXC2: AsUwUen ?
TheWarbo: sir_jack_DB I'm also a bit iffy on that last letter
KartoffelKaiser: I've found that the "adjust until you can't see one but can see the other" thing always makes the game too dark. I like to be able to see the things in your video game devs
CaKnuckleguy: It's the 1920's...
Nightvalien28: thank you adam
chesul: no Adam, it's now the 1920s. :P
sivakrytos: ASMEN
Laserbeaks_Fury: Motion Blur and Film Grain can go diaf
TXC2: who is motion blur for?
Blightedballs: that's terrifying
TheWarbo: No Face? Is Jacob in that game?
mariammistressofmanifolds: got here just in time!
TXC2: hello molders doll
noSmokeFire: that loin clothe is intense
frnknstn: Film grain can be nice, but it streams terribly
Metric_Furlong: !panic
Nightvalien28: I like that it is called style mad props already
OmnipotentTrevor: That is an expertly impaled piglet
noSmokeFire: that's draco malfoy hair
offbeatwitch: I bet it's muted from moc
Feminine_Desires: I hear nothing.
m0nkeyrama: This game has a fun aesthetic
TXC2: Yes Adam
DentedPockets: I hear a ticking sound when you scroll through the menu.
benv0li0: It's Guybrush Threepwood!
offbeatwitch: there's the mute shortcut on the mouse right
rasmithuk: This being in xbox game pass, and it being half price, is tempting me
m0nkeyrama: Draco is HP, yeah
TXC2: Hello Paul
haseo_sora: ripcheer100 ripcheer100 ripcheer100 ripcheer100 ripcheer100 if you're talking about the structure of youtube videos, you forgot the part where you talk about how this video is #sponsored by [Insert random product you probably won't buy here.]
BrindleBoar: yer a wizrard, Adam
Freshly_Toasted: m'bois 'n' ashen
Earthenone: notifier makes sound too
DigitalSeahorse: I only hear your voice
Feminine_Desires: JACOB!
Nightvalien28: JACOB
TXC2: Hello Jacob
chickenace11: Chat is always pottering you. you just have to look for the references
Feminine_Desires: HAI
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hola Jacob
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Freshly_Toasted: FREE JACOB
sopranocat: Hi Jacob!
EJGRgunner: Jacob!
Earthenone: Jacob!
Traion: JACOB!
Nightvalien28: hello jacob hello
BrindleBoar: 4/6 so far
m0nkeyrama: Hello Paul and Jacob!
NimrodXIV: surprise Jacob!
noSmokeFire: jacob is at maximum craut capacity
Amentur: A wild Jacob lrrDARK
TheWarbo: Wait it is Jacob! I was just making a No Face joke
badlybrokentoy: Jacob!
Lirelent: jacob!!!! maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart maayaHeart
DigitalSeahorse: Jacob!
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
ArcOfTheConclave: hello!
Earthenone: just a giant question mark
Nightvalien28: we need that crapshot
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's one way to do curls Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Questhere: look at all these beautiful beards
TXC2: !addquote (Jacob) [now] I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later.
LRRbot: New quote #5577: "I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later." —Jacob [2018-12-11]
Alephred: I want to hear more poop talk.
EJGRgunner: "Confused Poop" was my high-school geek rock band
DigitalSeahorse: yep. protein poops
frnknstn: Paul has magic fingers
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
killing_thyme: Paul is a technical wizard
DigitalSeahorse: hahahaha
MatthewDennisMTG: Hi Jacob, I like your sweater!
Nightvalien28: how?
Freshly_Toasted: Quad stream
Lirelent: they're standing in front of a green screen
CaKnuckleguy: but it could be...?
ritchards: Paul! Jacob! Alex! Adam! Great team!!1!!
Nightvalien28: booth
noSmokeFire: you're kind of opposites, color-scheme wise
frnknstn: You mean you 4 are different people?
Blightedballs: wait there's 2 pauls
NonjaBiru: Wait, you all aren't paul?
TheWarbo: booth?
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rainy_sam229: Holy dang 60 months! thats ~300 bucks sent to yall. every cent well spent
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sopranocat: Jacob, you are the best director
EJGRgunner: And what if we are Beard Blind, James? What of it?!
chesul: nah, he's smart enough to make a robot duplicate for on camera work like this.
PMAvers: Yeah, we're still on booth cam.
Feminine_Desires: We cannot see the game
Alephred: Booth cam!
Nightvalien28: give us the game you fools
DigitalSeahorse: :0
Earthenone: i dont "SEE" beard.... ahh who said that?!
DentedPockets: Show the game?
TXC2: I mean, there could a spiltscreen going on Kappa
Thandres: well it could be an elaborate green screen setup Kappa
Enmity777: TTours
badlybrokentoy: Can Jacob lead us in vocal warm ups??
snowcookies: Switch to game cam?
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TrueThorn: Can we see?
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TragicMtG: well, we know there's a green screen behind you, you're just editing lrrBEEJ
Amentur: Switch back from booth?
Blightedballs: bye pauls
sir_jack_DB: hello we are still in booth
TXC2: By Jacob and Paul
Amentur: Bye Paul and Jacob
Laserbeaks_Fury: Squarespace
chickenace11: Wait they are in front of a green screen so it may be movie magic
Feminine_Desires: We need to see the game!
TheWarbo: booooooooooooooooooooooootttthhhhh lrrSPOOP
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun stll on booth
Nightvalien28: SHOW US THE GAME
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Can we see the game?
Thandres: booth cam
offbeatwitch: we still on booth
KartoffelKaiser: we cannot see jame
lare291: Maybe yeah
noSmokeFire: the mustache will be a surprise
DentedPockets: We'll be surprised!
DigitalSeahorse: Jacob is clearly a Jacob
1losttheGame: we missed a mustache?!! D:
KartoffelKaiser: Now its a surprise :)
lare291: You can only have sound, or video. Not both
Freshly_Toasted: Surprise 'stache
m0nkeyrama: Lol, now we get surprise mustache later
saiaseigm: katesWave
1losttheGame: a lot of nordic games recently.
chickenace11: We missed a mustache but got to see some beards
sopranocat: Yggdrasil? Woot
EJGRgunner: a scale of Orlando Bloom to Tom Selleck, how glorious is the mustache?
noSmokeFire: now some people say you can get by with 6 realms, but you should always hold out for all 9
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yell0wninja: Less game, more Jacob
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Yggdrasil?
noSmokeFire: that bird is wearing a glowing backpack
auxv: good ol creation myth
1losttheGame: T_T
lare291: Birb :c
ReynardWrecca: Lovely visuals, but the narrating sounds like the stock 'narrator' voice that G&P used to ridicule on Unskippable.
Earthenone: ~birb
frnknstn: bird has sick tats
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
sopranocat: Okay, so if it's Yggdrasil then squirrels are evil, kill all squirrels
1losttheGame: BibleThump bird no
lare291: Dark gods like light? Huh
Freshly_Toasted: Rip in peace birb god
B4rberblacksheep: Their chest vagina has neon lightning
m0nkeyrama: This game is pretty :o
noSmokeFire: pointy shoes!
TXC2: hay that's us
ReynardWrecca: "The age of bitchin' cloaks'"
wtrob: I'm loving this cinematic so far
2rrr_mirror_breaker: Does this game have mimics? lets find out together
sopranocat: Yep, kill all squirrels, they chewin' on the tree
Blightedballs: the character design is pretty cool so far
TXC2: SUPER dark souls
sopranocat: final boss--squirrel
Metric_Furlong: I like how this intro bears no resemblance to any other game Kappa
SkylerRingtail: This is a pretty impressive intro. I like it.
1losttheGame: how do we know this?
DigitalSeahorse: the 4th was light upon the feet ...only upon the feet!
Amentur: Need a hand, dude?
TXC2: are we meant to be missing our left arm?
sir_jack_DB: so this is Destiny: Primal :P
Freshly_Toasted: Don't worry about Bataran. He's 'armless
B4rberblacksheep: Level me senpai
wtrob: A Guardian? We Density now
m0nkeyrama: The intro is super cool, but the premise is veeery similar to DS
Earthenone: ohh THAT is the level up waifu
noSmokeFire: hamster banana dot jpeg
Psychic_Ketchup: Wow that dude is tall
m0nkeyrama: Are the footsies as good as DS, Adam? seabatBRAIN
TXC2: now big question: can we roll?
Earthenone: remember to take off your clothes ub true souls fashion
Freshly_Toasted: Straight up dark souls rolls, i-frames and all
sopranocat: We has mustache friend
ritchards: kids these days, unable to accept simple facts of life like spaceships
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PMAvers: Dedicated jump button hype!
sopranocat: Mustache Friend!
DigitalSeahorse: gotta get up to get down? we're already above ground
ArcOfTheConclave: that's all of chat.
Freshly_Toasted: Ashen lets you have an NPC friend or real-person friend
m0nkeyrama: How're the pirouettes?
ReynardWrecca: This spear will let you bone.
wicker_knight: I mean, if this is really dark souls then starting stick is best weapon
Earthenone: see that?, that was suposed to be behind the waterfall!
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun Bone spears are throwables that you can also stab with
Earthenone: we have kobesitcks
Nightvalien28: I like the arming animation when she readies the spear
lare291: This art is kinda like Absolver
EJGRgunner: is that a sky whale?
lare291: Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same devs
ChiefEngineerMichael: Get fucked!
m0nkeyrama: Stache bros :o
thetoastmonster: That IS a nice moustache.
Psychic_Ketchup: His moustache is better than yours too
noSmokeFire: Nigel Thornberry
Schatten88: thornberry
Nightvalien28: thornberry
Earthenone: nigel Thornberry
MrJWhit: Thornberry
1losttheGame: nigel
mistborn83: Hi Adam and Alex
MercurialVox: Thornberry
noSmokeFire: there's loot in that hole
Bobtheninjagoldfish: looks more liketrent Seven or Tyler bate.
KartoffelKaiser: Nigel Thornberry, national treasure of all nations in all places
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm thinking your bro looks more like Commissioner Gordon.
Freshly_Toasted: jokell is now forever nigel to me
ritchards: soft kitty reference??
Questhere: which one drops the sweet katana?
sopranocat: Only if we agree he's voiced by Tim Curry
KartoffelKaiser: w a o w
ReynardWrecca: SUPERB.
sopranocat: as per canonn
MercurialVox: porque no los dos Katana?
DigitalSeahorse: Nigel with the moustache wax
Mangledpixel: I think that was the climb prompt
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
PMAvers: Up on D-pad calls companions.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh is this like Journey?
KartoffelKaiser: are we already clipping through geometry?
TXC2: wait that wasn't water?
DigitalSeahorse: for a sec I thought you meant a different ash
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like that other person was another player
Freshly_Toasted: It looks mildly like journey
Freshly_Toasted: but really is absolver souls
UnhingedBear: how are they playing this? I can not find anywhere that is selling it. Review copy?
OmnipotentTrevor: Is the spaceship mountain just the entire dead bird?
TXC2: y'all seen the new sonic poster right? Kappa
1losttheGame: that sounds disgusting
KartoffelKaiser: Is it a cricket who eats apples or a cricket that looks like an apple?
KartoffelKaiser: Or maybe its a cricket who *tastes* like an apple?
MercurialVox: or a cricket that inexplicably tastes like apple?
noSmokeFire: that's a nice font
Temperature_Droplet: this doesn't sound generic at all
Freshly_Toasted: My money is on tastes AND looks like one
TheSeg: You've been Ashen'ed
DigitalSeahorse: Fork knife
darthcoercis: hope y'all enjoy this as much as i have been
benv0li0: furtive pygmys?
1losttheGame: i love nigel
Freshly_Toasted: Jokell's aliiive
KartoffelKaiser: Furtive Pigmy, more like furtive it me
lord_wertornion: The world of Ashens. All poundland tat everywhere
Papperslappen: ooo, AS|Ω|EN
MercurialVox: Immortal Pipe Bro
TXC2: this guy is the most Swedish guy I ever seen
m0nkeyrama: Yay no durability!
1losttheGame: "axe breaks"
sopranocat: Yay! Queue up the Tim Curry voice tracks!
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun no durability
PMAvers: Note how there's no level or stats other than health or stamina either.
accountmadeforants: Durability is fun for all of one hour
noSmokeFire: ass breaks
Rytthigar: Chop down that stalagmite!
B4rberblacksheep: I like it in survival games, it drives you forwards
Tiber727: I like having to change tactics.
Nightvalien28: you say that but you have durability, its your health
saiaseigm: BotW does it fine, mostly.
KartoffelKaiser: Dr. Strange used the time stone to look into all timelines and found exactly one person who likes weapon durability.
lare291: And even in Minecraft it kinda annoys me that enchanted stuff can completely break
aerobeing: I think I like durability because it makes me use different items/weapons, which I would not otherwise use.
Earthenone: gotta campfire up
Freshly_Toasted: I like durability if it doesn't straight up destroy everything I love
TheWarbo: Isn't that 1/3 of that volcano
noSmokeFire: can you attack the rabbits?
Dr_fragenstien: This game looks A+
lare291: Durability would be fine if it was easy enough to repair, and the things didn't fall apart completely
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Freshly_Toasted: The rabbits drop healing wares
Lirelent: yea the art style is cool
TheWarbo: Ey, jaffyalla Jokull.
kumatsu: This game is looking ridiculously good
TXC2: that mountain curves towards us
DigitalSeahorse: hello
darkecologist: is that the ashen? am i the ashen?
Rytthigar: Bandits hate bondage freaks. Won't touch 'em
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble benginTraitor
MercurialVox: are you the ashen? you have to tell me if you're the ashen.
StephenJM81: I missed the beginning, how is this game looking?
DentedPockets: Shitty cabinet door.
Dr_fragenstien: That animation Kreygasm
Ukon_vasara: its just one side of the crate that exists in all universes
Ukon_vasara: with arm straps
sopranocat: well, there's only so many ways that you can make a shield out of planks
KartoffelKaiser: omg your right its just 1/4th of a crate
Thandres: the fantasy commitee unified shield designs a looong time ago ;)
Earthenone: so far i am going to say it is the dauntless to dark souls monster hunter
PMAvers: X uses consumables, and I'd like to say down on D-pad switches between them.
MercurialVox: am Hurk Backstab?
sopranocat: it's not like you're gonna spend a lot of time on a plank shield
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ConspiracyOfCartographers: Mess 'em up, boys!
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Ukon_vasara: wheres the rupees?
SpicyNapalm: lrrHORN lrrHORN
MercurialVox: leap the canyon what's the worst that can happen
Papperslappen: lrrEFF Pots
Dr_fragenstien: someone spent HOURS making that pot,
SpicyNapalm: verdict on the game so far?
Tiber727: I think it's because you breath on the back of their neck and they stiffen up.
TXC2: look pretty good so far
Rytthigar: Hyrule Police: YOU'RE COMING WITH US
MrUglama: where did you buy this, i cant find it on steam
DentedPockets: Color identification between enemies and yourself/ally could be better.
m0nkeyrama: It's on the epic games store
TXC2: MrUglama it's on Epicgames store
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Papperslappen: 59 months! thats almost 5 years!
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noSmokeFire: sniper duel
MrUglama: @TXC2 thanks
Laserbeaks_Fury: any ragdolling?
Ukon_vasara: miasUwU whats this?
KartoffelKaiser: And now the stream is cursed.
MercurialVox: have we checked the pirouetties?
Freshly_Toasted: You'll want to complete the main quest asap for the estus f;a-I mean reusable healing item
chesul: time to tenderize some meat!
Rytthigar: We Lu Bu now!
j0xer: i'm so sick of the 'glowing white thing' as the 'pickup available' indicator
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stopmeifyouveheardthisone: Bash bros?!
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TXC2: who is "daddy" to hulk hogun?
Dr_fragenstien: Some of these things might be communication for multiplayer?
PMAvers: There's two different items.
TXC2: Ric Flare?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: you have 2 objectives
sopranocat: Hulk, for once in your life, don't smash!
TXC2: right Vince, that makes more sense
KartoffelKaiser: "sorry i'm not gonna do the job on sucha small stage brother dude jack"
chesul: was that a blender?
Amentur: The up-Arrow feels like a Journey multiplayer interaction
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah that was the biggest negative of Bloodborne
Freshly_Toasted: You get an estus flask from jokell later
noSmokeFire: I think you lost homeboy
PMAvers: You do, and also the extra health items are super cheap. And there's places where you can refill it in the field.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Is your face just a moustache?
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX katesLewd kathle3HEX
TheMetalupis: blender!
Dr_fragenstien: eat it
1losttheGame: lets get FUCKED UP
TXC2: is it me, or is this a more Chinese-esque weapon ?
TheThrashCaptain: What game this?
Earthenone: !findquote glue
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Tiber727: But what does pot of glue do?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Ashen
KartoffelKaiser: Sniff the glue or the horse you make out of the glue?
DrWreckage: Glue is illegal? How do you do arts and crafts?
Freshly_Toasted: glue is illegal in canada?
Dr_fragenstien: glue is illegal in canada? how do you stick things to other things? Kappa
Aztren: then what do you use as an adhesive?
sopranocat: Glue is illegal in Canada? How to you make paper mache?
B4rberblacksheep: Wait, superglue's illegal? How do you fix things?
Temperature_Droplet: glue is super legal
TheSeg: This weapon has a satisfying GLOMP.
Umandsf: Paste also works, guys.
TXC2: Canada uses Tape Chat Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: is superglue a canadian supervillain?
DarkAbyssKeeper: You have to buy it in horse form.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Clobbering time
KartoffelKaiser: Obviously Canadians use maple syrup as an adhesive Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Club makes a nice BONK
Aztren: we should talk to Cam about his miniture building if glue is illegal lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: lrrSACK
Dr_fragenstien: I have a small sack containing riches Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: scoria is souls
Ukon_vasara: if its supposed to move but doesnt, WD-40, if its not supposed to move but does, Duct Tape
MatthewDennisMTG: character reminds me of Orlando Bloom in the Pirates series
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sopranocat: @DarkAbyssKeeper Now I'm picturing police busting in on illegal glue labs hidden in stables like meth labs
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: "Some things happened, now go kill god or whatever"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like Dragon's Dogma?
PMAvers: Quest item.
Dr_fragenstien: I think that was one of the quest item
KartoffelKaiser: It's a MacGuffin hammer.
Dr_fragenstien: It'd be cool if you could hit people with it though
KartoffelKaiser: Quest use only
TheWarbo: the enemy can use it as a weapon, but to you it is only a quest item
Tiber727: Many (one) batarans died to bring you this hammer.
chesul: you need to find batarangs spark? that seems tricky.
Nightvalien28: 100% lethal is my guess
PMAvers: Yes, your character can't swim.
darkecologist: it was good enough for my old grand pappy
morgoth_bauglyr: jamp!
TXC2: I'll give evens
B4rberblacksheep: Pretty likely
accountmadeforants: Rapidly flowing water especially
PMAvers: But you get some time to get out.
ZakAmetyst: For science?
Ukon_vasara: test it sooner rather than later
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun you drown slowly in water but can swim short distances
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaSave
noSmokeFire: it's very dolan
B4rberblacksheep: It's Mr Popo
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX katesLewd kathle3HEX
DarkAbyssKeeper: 1000% lethal ankle deep fluid
ThePerrBearr: suprise, suddenly shadow of the colossus
Freshly_Toasted: shadow of the absolver souls
Mister_BlueSky: @DigitalSeahorse oamLEWD
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky mister165Wave benginDab
TXC2: he has good poops Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TXC2: "Esteban I need you" "BE RIGHT THERE HOMBRE"
accountmadeforants: So is your homeboy a real person already?
PMAvers: Yellow is quest objective, the man-shaped marker is the companion.
KartoffelKaiser: Neat but that sort of mechanic only works if you're willing to allow companions to warp to the player
Kaorti: !uptime
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DigitalSeahorse: the ticking of time lrrDOTS
AGiantRoach: Fangamer merch is so legit. Got the Undertale Vinyl record and its fantastic
KartoffelKaiser: Animation canceling PogChamp
Traion: Oh Chat friends: Have we gotten a RQ update? Not much time left in 2018 :)
TXC2: Canceling out of attacks is one of the few things missing from dark souls, also combos
Freshly_Toasted: lord of the fallen's combat felt poopy
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Smash Home Run Plink*
TheThrashCaptain: Just found out this game won't be on PS4. :(
TXC2: Traion my Prediction is still Dec 31st Kappa
TheThrashCaptain: It was looking really cool, too.
noSmokeFire: the ashen is made of pure sodium
accountmadeforants: Love it when you just slap someone and they teleport to the nearest surface. That's some excellent aesthetics over realism
KartoffelKaiser: Today's call of the void: water
TXC2: the ashen are made of lithium Kappa
Nightvalien28: fight it you coward
Freshly_Toasted: SPODER
Amentur: NOPE
m0nkeyrama: WutFace WutFace seabatYIKES
Metric_Furlong: El spidro gigante!
DigitalSeahorse: katesNoel
benv0li0: Aiee! el Spidro Gigante!
Tiber727: The water is actually an elemental, and grabs you and pulls you in.
Alness49: Always Giant Spiders
Metric_Furlong: it is 100% not actual Spanish
kitsunestudios: Just got here. This Souls-ish?
darthcoercis: esperanto?
TXC2: kitsunestudios yeap
PinballWitch: what's up, my wonderful fellows and chatters?
Mister_BlueSky: araña gigante
KartoffelKaiser: araña is also fenimine, so it would be La araña gigante
Freshly_Toasted: Estus flask incomiing
Krektogar: !uptime
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kitsunestudios: Neat! Like the Art style.
TXC2: darthcoercis esperanto uses Arana as well
Dr_fragenstien: It's a thrid person action game that had a dodge roll and stamina, so yes it's souls like
captain_wulf: why ya hatin on tall peeps? hmm?
Laserbeaks_Fury: 101?
Alephred: Mr. Giantman is missing an arm.
VHGS: That's just Shaq in a clever disguise
ChiefEngineerMichael: MAH EARS
darthcoercis: @TXC2 fairy nuff :D
KartoffelKaiser: huh thats neat
noSmokeFire: we animal crossing now, boys
Papperslappen: It's SIm City from now on
captain_wulf: Adam Crush him!
PinballWitch: well alex, now you're the mayor, and this is animal crossing
Aarek: Journey complete? We did it!
Kaorti: That's how you create a new municipality. Next: Zoning meetings.
KartoffelKaiser: It seems like the NPCs joining Firelink Shrine thing, but more codified as a mechanic. I very much like
TXC2: some folk'll never found a town, but theres folk'll like jokell
Feminine_Desires: Birthing waters: That fluid that comes out of the womb during near birth
VHGS: You thought it was like Dark Souls, but actually it was like Dark Cloud!
Feminine_Desires: In other words: "Breaking water"
PinballWitch: golf time
KartoffelKaiser: @VHGS Spheda Souls when PogChamp
Mister_BlueSky: Golf Souls pls.
DigitalSeahorse: town?....two is a couple...three is a crowd need like 4-5 for a gang I is a LOT more
TXC2: Ok.....could dark souls golf work?
ritchards: this town is just full of jokells...
Freshly_Toasted: Jokell could narrate my life
1losttheGame: 3 stops, then... no brakes
Mangledpixel: looks like you could also interact with the stone
Rytthigar: The Furtive Golfer, so easily forgotten...
countz3r0: ooooh yeah
KartoffelKaiser: "I need another 5k to do the job brrrroootthher"
DigitalSeahorse: founded a colony
DigitalSeahorse: :O
aerobeing: What was in the briefcase?
TXC2: it was a breifcase at Seth wasn't it ?
hippitybobbity: the Briefcase bringeth The Business
TheMetalupis: nothing that weird happened at the house show i went to on Sunday, still it was a very good show
KartoffelKaiser: Presumably a contract for a WWE Championship match any time anywhere
1losttheGame: i like that they actually show the things though
PMAvers: Actually knowing where you're supposed to go and what you're doing helps out a bunch.
DigitalSeahorse: hit me with a briefcase of real money...gently
PMAvers: Especially if you havn't played a game in a while.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then a some folk'll...
Papperslappen: I really like this type of flat texture style of graphics
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, like there are quests in Dark Souls the game just doesn't tell you where they are or how to do them. This one does and I like that
Papperslappen: "We have both kinds"
TastyArsenic: did we disable our ai companion like HARDCORE GAMERZ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You should test water now
Freshly_Toasted: While you were sleeping, Jokell studied the axe
wujo444: you mean Alex? Kappa @TastyArsenic
PinballWitch: why is your character using an oil drum attached to a stick?
hippitybobbity: the music's tight
Feminine_Desires: Water is fine to go into
TXC2: were we not in the water there?
aerobeing: Are they our companion? Or are we theirs?
KartoffelKaiser: pls do not fuck the rabbits
ritchards: bun bun!
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Alephred: Aww, rabbits. Smash it flat!
Freshly_Toasted: Kill the rabbits and eat their delicious white poo
darthcoercis: this game is really sweet. i've been playing quite a bit of it the last few days.
noSmokeFire: OK, so shallow water isn't instantly lethal
hippitybobbity: what's the story in this game?
PinballWitch: want to pet the bunny
PinballWitch: game needs more animal petting
m0nkeyrama: That's neat!
m0nkeyrama: I like the companion mechanic a lot so far
KartoffelKaiser: Aho's lockbock? It's athatguy's lockbox Kappa
TastyArsenic: the npc companion is a stand-in for a the online co-op when you play solo so it does 3verything a player can do
CaKnuckleguy: You just kicked that poor guys brothers corpse!
Dr_fragenstien: I know a game like that
Dr_fragenstien: no spoilers though
Antlerless: So is this game fully Co-op or is it summon based like Dark Souls ?
TheMetalupis: that sort of happened in Final Fantasy X when you had to fight your summons at the end
PinballWitch: I've heard of D&D game run like that.
Aztren: didnt an army of 2 game doe that
Feminine_Desires: Water is fine
CyanMig: that would make new game+ really interesting, it would be like...i need to power him up but......i dont want him to have THIS ability in the final fight
Karmegeddon: Pokemon, youre describing pikemon
Lyannen: That sounds like SAO
kumatsu: bonus points if the game is designed that you have to improve your companion to progress
Laserbeaks_Fury: What if Aeris was the final boss
Feminine_Desires: You were in water earlier
kitsunestudios: The only way that works is if the boss gets WORSE isf you try and keep them from getting equipped
aerobeing: There's a co-op game like that.
Alephred: Maybe your human co-op replaces your AI companion?
Feminine_Desires: So don't worry about swimming in the river
kumatsu: so you can't do the speedrun strat of "ignore your party member for speed"
kitsunestudios: As in, tougher and less predictable.
Temperature_Droplet: SW KOTOR was kinda like that
DentedPockets: Double Dragon II :p
BloodnBullets: that is a big child
PinballWitch: didn't the end of the original Double Dragon do that?
Mangledpixel: "also, we'll probably super die"
PMAvers: In short: that's the next zone, be careful because things may lrrEFF you up.
Laserbeaks_Fury: that sounds like SotN
TastyArsenic: yeah th3 gamd was designed with fo-op in mind, hence the npc companion for solo
PinballWitch: yeah, the doppleganger in SOTN
kumatsu: yeah, Symphony of the Night
KartoffelKaiser: There's a boss in Final Fantasy 5 who mimics all of your attacks, and the only way to beat him is to do nothing for 5 minutes.
noSmokeFire: it's a shame they can't do local coop
TastyArsenic: man i cant type for shit on my phone keyboard
PinballWitch: Speaking of Castlevania style games, Alex, did you ever play Chasm?
o0sk_ren0o: I'm a fan of Circle of the Moon
kumatsu: oh yeah, I think it was in the series that Aria is in
Serifina: Dawn of Sorrow is my favorite, also the only one I 100%'d.
DigitalSeahorse: Cortana on Windows 10 so far is only annoying
Alness49: Dawn of Sorrow is an underrated jem
TheMetalupis: yours isn't?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm hoping Bloodstained is going to be good
noSmokeFire: forked for their pleasure?
kitsunestudios: No eyes, forked donger
Aztren: answer: college\
TehWERR: in a different castlevania theres a boss that is just a copy of your companion, the strat is to make them as shitty as possible
Laserbeaks_Fury: Curse of the Moon was a great little "prequel"
Mister_BlueSky: The "8-bit" Bloodstained was pretty rad. So here's hoping.
accountmadeforants: Portrait of Ruin had some really interesting alternate character New Game+ modes, though
Freshly_Toasted: The estus flas-crimson gourd!
Mangledpixel: ah, so this is the estus?
noSmokeFire: fortify! your! gourd!
TXC2: Sap :D
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeeesss estus. Yestus?
Papperslappen: Remember to ask for permission before you fortify anyones gourd
m0nkeyrama: Yay replenishing healing item
ChiefEngineerMichael: PHRASING
PinballWitch: cheer50 Alex, since you love the SOTN style games, did you ever play Chasm? It's one of my favorite MetroidVania games in years.
Kaorti: Fortify your gourd! Enlightenment awaits!
accountmadeforants: Like, you get to play as the twins, it's so rad!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK benginHeart katesHeart feliciaHeart
PinballWitch: it's like, light on story, just super solidly made, wonderfully mechanically speaking imo
Mister_BlueSky: oamLOVE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Estus is the Bestus
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHeart theonl45Heart ferociousPride lunarj1Heart sergeHeart
Earthenone: you need to meet level up waifu
Mr_Horrible: Timespinner is another very solid recent example of the genre
OmnipotentTrevor: Unlike Hollow Knight, which somehow ended up being not just good for an indie game, but also somehow one of the best games in the entire genre.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I gotta get Timespinner
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky cute Mercy
TheMetalupis: kobe!
KartoffelKaiser: Like does there have to be a level up waifu? Can we just go back to leveling up ourselves?
PinballWitch: I've been playing the hell out of Axiom Verge finally
kumatsu: Hollow Knight did an amazing job at establishing its aesthetic
PinballWitch: really good, but really trippy
skrt_01: You called?
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Laserbeaks_Fury: rdr2 is wonderfully slow placed
Nightvalien28: hollow knight is great but my god did they amp up the difficulty in the latest dlc
accountmadeforants: Axiom Verge is a fantastic Metroid-like
Traion: Heather played Hollow Knight and loved it
Bakufreak: I'm playing through Hollow Knight right now, it's probably already in my top 5 games of all time,it's SO GOOD
Tiber727: Timespinner was meh for me. It was technically solid, but creatively bland. The enemies/levels/characters weren't very interesting
Feminine_Desires: I do not consider Darkets Dungeon a good roguelike ...
Mr_Horrible: torchless blood moon omgS
PMAvers: To be fair, Adam's playing DD with his hands and feet bound while hanging upside down above a shark tank.
noSmokeFire: I guess homeboy is here, too
Feminine_Desires: If anything I think it's a really bad roguelike.
chesul: Zath_ 1000% agree.
gascitygaming: Darkest Dungeon is *chef kiss*
TastyArsenic: theres something sort of ca5hartic about beating your head against a wall
kitsunestudios: I was gifted Hollow Knight for my birthday. Really need to sit down and play it.
m0nkeyrama: Torchless bloodmoon is a ridiculously challenging way to play the game
PinballWitch: this is a weird Horizon Zero Dawn mod
Earthenone: can we kick?
KartoffelKaiser: Darkest Dungeon is a great game if you play it on normal difficulty with no extra stipulation. Otherwise, it's a matter of taste.
TXC2: occulist casts heal, does 0, procs bleed
BloodnBullets: not sick? kill it!
TastyArsenic: hollow knight is honestly one of the best games ive played in a long long time
SinglePlayer420: dude on the right looks like he could snap my neck off with his bare hands...powerful forearms
electroswagnetism: The nice thing about souls-likes and another hard games for stress relief is that they're very difficult, but they're always accomplishable and you always know what you need to do
Mr_Horrible: txc2 "
Mr_Horrible: dammit
DigitalSeahorse: benginFingers benginButt benginButt benginButt
DigitalSeahorse: slytqButt slytqButt slytqButt
Mister_BlueSky: Lewd.
Freshly_Toasted: AH yes the "kill X number of Y" quest
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Earthenone: maybe thats where he got the new weapon, he liked you enough to pull it out
Tiber727: @Feminine_Desires Same. Roguelikes are supposed to be hard but fair. DD, I don't like, because it only ever seems to kick you.
Mr_Horrible: "...und zat's how I lost my medical license!"
TXC2: that swirl on the leg of TQ's butt weirds me out
Earthenone: !viewers
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Our_oBoros: Challenging games can, depending on person of course, relax you by demanding your undivided attention. No room for mind to wander.
TheMetalupis: steaks and weights
PMAvers: Yeah, I've found that it's vastly more hopeful, you're actually trying to rebuild.
accountmadeforants: CrossCode's timed challenges made me have very strong feelings about platforming in every direction
aerobeing: I actually have no idea, but wild guess: we're an imaginary friend of our companion. :D
m0nkeyrama: So it's like a more traditional rpg with dark soulsy combat?
Thandres: on a quest for the ultimate beard wax! :D
KartoffelKaiser: Yo Mustache Mountain is great btw
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noSmokeFire: 1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN
PMAvers: Note that "broken" isn't that it's going to break, it's basically the "+0" level.
TXC2: we're looking for the last can of dappy dan Kappa
TXC2: *dapper
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah I heard this game feels more like a hopeful adventure than a bleak sorrowful journey
TheMetalupis: Minoru Suzuki does really good ones too
gascitygaming: Who's that german wrestler wwe just signed?
AnAshenPheonix: Blasphemy
gascitygaming: that guys chops are INSANE!
TXC2: yeah, the chest chops in wrestling are ALWAYS real
PinballWitch: I'm behind on my wrestle mans shows
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
Nightvalien28: that's bait
EvilBadman: God, I've been having a great time in this game. I dunno anyone else playing it with all the other things out.
Freshly_Toasted: The shadow thing is super deadly
Leafwind104: hi
Freshly_Toasted: welll
Freshly_Toasted: the second one is
noSmokeFire: is its health bar getting bigger?
PinballWitch: you're being lured in
TXC2: hello ghost lady
Thandres: lets see them footsies
Amentur: I'm in danger *chuckles*
KartoffelKaiser: hi shadow frand pls no steppy
Nightvalien28: one shot one kill
Leafwind104: They just T-posed then charged at you
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: Dodge god btw seabatSEAL
TXC2: "watch out boy, she'll chew you up"
PMAvers: Oh yeah, she hits like a truck.
Psychic_Ketchup: Oof
kitsunestudios: Almost had it
accountmadeforants: Yup, that really was death, huh
PinballWitch: woah here she comes, look out boy, she'll chew you up
KartoffelKaiser: she steppied D:
OmnipotentTrevor: TPK
CaKnuckleguy: F
PinballWitch: she's a man eater
Freshly_Toasted: Oh they BOTH one shot you
m0nkeyrama: Early dancer 2.0
Amentur: coxMistake
EvilBadman: Yeah, that cave is uh, well full of terrors.
TheExactSame: challenge accepted
TXC2: we got shadow realmed
Mr_Horrible: One-shot D:
Psychic_Ketchup: Early Shadowghost PogChamp?
Alness49: I like how the death screen is the title screen
Mr_Horrible: WE IN IT NOW
rasmithuk: 'and now the game truly begins'?
BloodnBullets: we knew what we were getting ourselves in for
PinballWitch: did friendo die?
KartoffelKaiser: Are we in for some Savidan Stubbornness? PogChamp
PMAvers: The friend at the end of the cave is going to basically be Adam's dancing partner isn't he?
Amentur: Is our homeboy perma-dead?
PinballWitch: of is he still there beating on her?
DigitalSeahorse: katesChair
EvilBadman: No, the NPC is not permadea
chesul: so, it's going to be like the time you were trying to kill the advanced boss with basically starting stuff?
TheMetalupis: this is the Adam content we crave
TXC2: chesul early dancer we call that
noSmokeFire: homeboy just naruto teleported to mess up those guys
KartoffelKaiser: Ear-ly-Danc-er *claps*
Williamjr3413: seabatHITBOX were are you spirit. I'm coming for yah
EvilBadman: The NPC can either be computer controlled, or human. Think of it link meeting someone in Journey.
DigitalSeahorse: Welcome to Adam and Chair VS....
accountmadeforants: And once you beat them, go back and beat that owl boss in the other souls-like-but-2d ˙͜>˙
PinballWitch: whack away
PMAvers: Adam, your homeboy can actually revive you if he survives.
TXC2: weird delayed death
Alephred: Is AI buddy invincible?
Freshly_Toasted: rip in peace my dude
BloodnBullets: oh that is so do-able though!
TastyArsenic: we love an easily accessible wall to bash our head against
CaKnuckleguy: F (x2)
darthcoercis: don't forget you can yeet spears at it
noSmokeFire: it's cool that you don't die until you *and* your co-op partner are down
chesul: TXC2 but the dancer is easy to kill, even early.
PinballWitch: You got this, adam!
m0nkeyrama: He can rez too? That's cool :o
OmnipotentTrevor: Shit, I looked down and missed it
Alness49: The Cycle Continues
benv0li0: Use Projectiles?
EvilBadman: AI buddy can die. You AUTODIE if downed twice, though
Mr_Horrible: This is what core gamers want
benv0li0: Yes?
TheExactSame: Round 3
TXC2: chesul she really fucking isn't
hippitybobbity: when I find myself in this situation, I often try getting good
VoidByAnyOtherName: what's ashen?
KartoffelKaiser: Just don't get hit Smile
PinballWitch: that was an overly dramatic death
TheWarbo: not much, what's ashen with you
TheWarbo: wait, that doesn't work
Tiber727: You were using a shield. That already qualifies you as a coward in my book.
TXC2: no one tries getting good, you either do, or dont
wujo444: it killed your friend BibleThump
Roughly21Smurfs: This looks a lot like Absolver? :p
m0nkeyrama: RIP
ChiefEngineerMichael: Splap
noSmokeFire: she t-posed for dominance
chesul: TXC2 I've killed her on one or two passes multiple times, as have the people I've taught to play the game.
kitsunestudios: T-posed for dominance there
CaKnuckleguy: F (x3)
drcthulu: Dark Souls commentary on having difficulty with part of game "Get Good"
PinballWitch: fucked you up!
hippitybobbity: jez that's scary
Mr_Horrible: WutFace
Mr_Horrible: NOPE
DigitalSeahorse: try there is not
accountmadeforants: T-pose for that lunge
TheWarbo: have you tried standing behind her and mashing R1?
TXC2: chesul well bully for you
CaKnuckleguy: Maybe stunlock with big meaty stick?
KartoffelKaiser: 1 frame for each fuck you give "oh zero frames i guess"
Mr_Horrible: Sakurai pls nerf ghost lady
EvilBadman: I know this is your bit, but that cave will seriously fuck your shit up for 3 hours if you want it to.
TheWarbo: Then going to other people's chat and telling them to git gud
PinballWitch: that character is more scary than most of the jump scares on Let's Nope
Papperslappen: It's the dark ghost of get good
TheExactSame: Round 4
Thandres: put dark spirit in smash you cowards Kappa
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Earthenone: maybe some hokage music would help
Roughly21Smurfs: Is this made by the absolver people?
Feminine_Desires: Please don't do that to someone who is literally hurting from being forced to make games/
Earthenone: sub hype answer
hippitybobbity: does this game have the ol Dark Souls Backstab
PinballWitch: you gonna get got again
PMAvers: I like how she's basically giving you a opportunity to grab your stuff and run away, since it's going to mess you up.
Mister_BlueSky: Just don't get hit. 4Head
accountmadeforants: I really hope this is a legit challenge, and it only earns you the in-game equivalent of a piece of string. You know, it's for the bragging rights.
Temperature_Droplet: i like how she backs up so you can get your souls and leave if you want to
KartoffelKaiser: Look man everyone knows that Sakurai, Riot, IceFrog, and Jeff Kaplan are on the Universal Council of Game Balance are are capable of nerfing anything in any game
wujo444: 1 shot
CaKnuckleguy: F (x4)
m0nkeyrama: Oof
CaKnuckleguy: Hammer time?
PinballWitch: maybe you're not supposed to be there yet
Dr_fragenstien: Pro strats: just crit
EvilBadman: ^
TrueThorn: Javlin a ghost, what could go wrong?
Thandres: just virtue ;)
hippitybobbity: does this gsme have a level up strat or armor or something so you don't get one hitted
TheWarbo: three? Are we going an hour into the already-reduced PUBG time?
noSmokeFire: watch it turn out that this could be a friendly NPC if only you advanced the plot a little
DigitalSeahorse: I had an IRL Let's Nope moment this past weekend when some rando drunk broke into wrong house wasn't his friend's place, I was shaking holding an iron pan while calling the cops, he was probably mostly harmless cops got him
Freshly_Toasted: I can't wait until adam sees what comes after
hippitybobbity: the quitters went home early. typicsl
TheExactSame: Round 5
TXC2: Adam's Determination is inspiring to me
PinballWitch: well you are the guy who s ranked cup head, so we all know you live by "never give up, never surrender"
Earthenone: here i thought adam was starting a new podcast called Quitter Talk lrrBEEJ
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DigitalSeahorse: he didn't touch my own door so I didn't see him
Ukon_vasara: lrrGREED is nothing if not good
CaKnuckleguy: WOOO!
drcthulu: Adam is kind of a difficult game masochist, it's kinda inspiring
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
benv0li0: Woo!
PinballWitch: got her!
Psychic_Ketchup: Yoooooooo
DentedPockets: I mean, with you dying in one hit, you're also almost dead lrrBEEJ
Mister_BlueSky: Got 'em.
hippitybobbity: YOOOOOOOO
Freshly_Toasted: Aaay
TheMetalupis: lrrGoat
PMAvers: Note that it gave 450ish for killing it.
m0nkeyrama: Nicely done!
TheMetalupis: lrrGOAT
EvilBadman: And now the game truly begins.
Papperslappen: lrrCREEPL lrrAWESOME lrrCREEPR
Freshly_Toasted: now for round 2!
1losttheGame: P O G G E R S
accountmadeforants: YEAH
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky, my last two comments, just realized you didn't know about it yet
PinballWitch: now like 5 of them
PMAvers: You joke about that...
AGiantRoach: PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: We did in now get the fuck out of that cave
jadedcynic: !uptime
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Dr_fragenstien: LUL
wujo444: LUL
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Amentur: LUL
Psychic_Ketchup: Hahaha
PinballWitch: lmao
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accountmadeforants: ˙͜>˙
Freshly_Toasted: Ahahaha
Temperature_Droplet: that man is a god
Nightvalien28: what did you expect
Armstrong11139: "Heard you as talking shit"
Armstrong11139: *was
Mr_Horrible: 3 hours went by real fast lrrBEEJ
Dr_fragenstien: Discrecion is the better part of valor
tim19862: katesWave lrrAWESOME
Mr_Horrible: loooooool
EvilBadman: I still haven't beaten that cave, and I've done a fair amount of *other stuff*
Mister_BlueSky: Man that was a hard fight, sure glad that's ov--- oh. Okay then.
DigitalSeahorse: sergeSqueak katesChair
PinballWitch: why does no one have faces?
tim19862: so, SKRT is just a chair squeak? lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: It sure does! Also, those stones give pillars of light, so you can see them from afar
Mister_BlueSky: Shots. Shots. Shots.
DGZenos: where is his face
Dr_fragenstien: Kreygasm real QOL improvements
TXC2: Infinite sap, the Canadian Dream Kappa
noSmokeFire: the sap is PURE fiber
m0nkeyrama: That's a nice feature PogChamp
accountmadeforants: The real treasure was the shots we took along the way
wujo444: damn those budget games @DGZenos
tim19862: DGZenos Saving polygons lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: Have we fought the thing in the ruins yet?
PMAvers: The High Anime Pope's Bible
Thandres: the high lord executor of anime sounds dope :D
accountmadeforants: Noses are also hard to draw, so there's also that to consider
hippitybobbity: mister Anime Himself descended from Mt Fuji and spoke "NO MORE NOSES, BIGGER TIBBY"
PinballWitch: Miyazaki said "Fuck noses!"
KartoffelKaiser: Johnathan Q. Anime has decreed that noses are "Not kawaii"
Juliamon: I like the faceless aesthetic
Dr_fragenstien: noses are hard to draw without bringing attention to it
Rytthigar: Highlord Naruto Weeblord esq is allergic to noses.
PMAvers: Adam is Liefield?
PinballWitch: hands are the worst
TXC2: feet are the hardest to draw Kappa
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
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cuttlefishman: Adam, don't have a culture of de-feet
Dr_fragenstien: but you can avoid drawing hands by hiding them.
Gen2Gengar: Horses are the hardest body part to draw
KartoffelKaiser: Horse heads are bullshit to draw
tim19862: lol
Thandres: just showed up to steal the kill
MalBeam: just don't draw feet, the liefield special
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
drcthulu: Is it easier to draw 3 fingers and a thumb instead of 4 and a thumb?
KartoffelKaiser: Like its a fucking snout with ears what am i supposed to do
aesir_blade: Alex's just looking for an excuse to make jojo poses
m0nkeyrama: Drawing genius :o
tim19862: katesNice
coelopteryx: feet are basically hands 2 electric boogaloo. in drawing and in real life
TXC2: theres a reason most animation uses 4 finger hands
Mister_BlueSky: @DigitalSeahorse Gotta go see neurologist now. Wish me luck.
DigitalSeahorse: hands I got fixated on when I was young so drew them well before I could get bicycles
drcthulu: Alex confirmed artistic genius
cuttlefishman: Horses are hard to draw
Zath_: Little Johnny Bearasses has gone missing, please mister hero, go rescue him
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky good luck!
RedRaptor: You could always go the Liefeld route and just make hands amorphous blobs.
PinballWitch: mr. ninja roll
Juliamon: Horses are just bullshit in general
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
justwhatever_idk: You ever think about when you look at something like a Cup, you'll never be able to see the opposite side
cuttlefishman: horse drawing is a foalish thing to do
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: What even are horses
TXC2: fun story, horse walk on theirs fingures
Psychic_Ketchup: Majestic?
Dr_fragenstien: better question: what does a running horse look like?
Ukon_vasara: so aggressive, didnt even go for your character, went straight for you
TXC2: *fingers
accountmadeforants: Died standing up, dang homeboy
PinballWitch: @cuttlefishman get out
hippitybobbity: horses are like, toothy cows
DarkAbyssKeeper: Tall dogs.
tim19862: LUL cuttlefishman
DigitalSeahorse: horses have backwards elbows :P
Traion: Had to step out for a couple minutes. Did we defeat Ghost Lady or is this a coward stream now?
justwhatever_idk: (halfway to a weed tweet, my comment right there)
EvilBadman: @Traion We beat her. That caves has many more
Mr_Horrible: "Don't mess with us, man, we took down a fuckin GHOST!"
DigitalSeahorse: horse elbows = knees
noSmokeFire: yeah, that's the definition of a gallop versus a trot
accountmadeforants: How do spiders move? haha haaa
KartoffelKaiser: They're like twice as big as you think they are and have big ole snouts with more teeth than you anticipated.
Rytthigar: Horses are just motorbikes with legs.
andrew: there is, that's what muybridge discovered
EvilBadman: I cam in late, so I don't know if we did the dungeon in the west of the starting zone though
justwhatever_idk: Alex is right
eye_h_bar: That is correct.
EvilBadman: came*
TXC2: that's the diffenintion of a gallop
KartoffelKaiser: Yes, that is correct
hippitybobbity: it certainly feels like it when youre on top of them
AmoriLinguae: the horses' gaits are determined by how many legs are off the ground at the same time
Alephred: The horse-hooves debate led to a series of photographs which became the early zoetrope.
coelopteryx: man in like 3rd grade i was The Best At Drawing Horses. and then i was like "hey maybe i should be an artist!" and my parents were like "no, specifically don't be an artist" so.. ???shrug
m0nkeyrama: Just crit :)
o0sk_ren0o: Yeah, its like the diffence between a Jog and a Run
cuttlefishman: do not drift punch a horse
Feminine_Desires: @EvilBadman this one?
DigitalSeahorse: a gallop yeah but not the canter or trot I don't think
AmoriLinguae: walk =1, trot =2, canter=3, gallop=4
PinballWitch: do not punch horses
EvilBadman: @Feminine_Desires Nope. that's the north cave.
drcthulu: Are you suggesting we falcon punch a horse to test this out?
DigitalSeahorse: horse physics 101
Rytthigar: SANIC
Psychic_Ketchup: If you punch a horse with a power fist you might though
Amentur: The horse might turn around and make you fly though
cuttlefishman: are we Jordan
KartoffelKaiser: Editor's note: do not punch horses they are bigger than you and ornery
Mr_Horrible: B Hops Bois PogChamp
TXC2: we're fucking jessie owens :P
castlewise: I like that movies (like the chase scene in LOTR) use the canter sound for the foley of a galloping horse because it sounds cooler.
darthcoercis: jumping in this game is very similar to The Rock's jumping in skyscraper.
justwhatever_idk: I think Dogs always have one foot on the ground? The at least run a little differently
The_Bread_is_Delicious: Have we discovered fall damage yet?
TXC2: Wuxia movies Alex
mugulord: if they ever crossbreed skyrim snd rdr2 horses we are screwed.
EvilBadman: There's fall damage. and you splat real good
The_Bread_is_Delicious: Good to know, thanks
PinballWitch: chinese super ninjas? but ninjas are japanese?
KartoffelKaiser: "I did 800 pushups every day for 10 years and now I can ascend into the air"
TXC2: you've both seen riki-oh right?
RedRaptor: Adam is that the one where a guy gets revenge on a super colorful group of ninjas?
TheMetalupis: i think my favorite is Kung Fu Hustle, its just so much fun
Freshly_Toasted: DOGGO NOOOO
Mechsican: Time to set adam free.
EvilBadman: There's no "levelling up" like Dark Souls. You improve your weapons and equipment.
TheMetalupis: but there are so many good ones
TXC2: "you got a lot of guts oscar!"
j0xer: Ricky-Oh is the team sp00ky 'you are all free now' thing adam
darthcoercis: The Bastard Swordsman and Return of The Bastard Swordsman are "great" wuxia movies if'n you need to waste a couple of hours.
TehAmelie: i like in House of Flying Daggers where they flat out just call the hero a master of "the flying style"
RedRaptor: Yeah! That's it! My uncle showed me that movie when I was 7. It was awesome!
o0sk_ren0o: Sakkat?
ankalog_pl: Hello, is possible in this game to coop with friend now?
MalBeam: is that the story about boruto's dad? lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: (he doens't even fly a lot, just fights with sword and bow mostly)
KartoffelKaiser: Do the fire ninjas set themselves on fire.
EvilBadman: @ankalog_pl I think so? I know the PC edition had an issue.
Earthenone: i assume fire ninjas do fire breathing carnival trick
TXC2: a thing I want to write is basically Ricki-oh but with a gay female protag
TehAmelie: please do
ankalog_pl: thanks @EvilBadman
richard_ermen: Deadman <wonderland?
aerobeing: Raid
TheMetalupis: The Raid
Nightvalien28: the raid
TXC2: the Raid
richard_ermen: Oh, he as explaining Story of Ricky?
EvilBadman: Adam should know the "You are all free now" from the end of EVO broadcasts
TXC2: the raid 2 is INCREDIBLE
aesir_blade: Dredd?
o0sk_ren0o: Have you ever read Shamo?
richard_ermen: What? Raid 2 was awesome.
ankalog_pl: nice nickname
Gen2Gengar: I read like 8 volumes of Riki Oh
darthcoercis: Dredd is freaking awesome
Traion: "In the future prisons have become commercialised" That is just present day US Alex....
TXC2: it's basically the Departed, but with marital arts
CaKnuckleguy: God,that companion, I swear he'd make me poop my pants every time he catches up from behind!
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thetoastmonster: @CaKnuckleguy Not quite at the level of Creepy Watson though
Thandres: oh no adam, you had to take those bear asses alive :o
Dr_fragenstien: It looks bad
TXC2: Tony Jaa became a Presist
1losttheGame: it also takes place in the real world
Kramburger: And Jeeps!
TheMetalupis: yup
TXC2: *Priest
noSmokeFire: a group of marines from earth end up in the monster hunter dimension, where there are monster hunters
m0nkeyrama: That ragdoll :o
darthcoercis: yeeting spears at things is good
Freshly_Toasted: Why does 1 succesfull piece of media need to be ported to literally every other format?
Nightvalien28: let's be fair, the MH movie doesn't look as bad as the sonic poster
DigitalSeahorse: :D
TXC2: Freshly_Toasted "Money, my dear boy"
noSmokeFire: the monster hunter movie should be about hunting down sonic, based on the sonic poster
m0nkeyrama: You don't like muscles sonic?
Nightvalien28: we know adam, we know
DigitalSeahorse: katesChair
TXC2: the Sonic poster is mana from haven Kappa
1losttheGame: you "liked" it, or you like how bad it is?
aquinas_0: I liked it
MaelstronSolenor: well, that is the whole point, you SHOULD enjoy the things you like....
aquinas_0 shifts around nervously
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Put it in your mouth
TimbrePanic: When are we getting a Kirby movie?
Tser1ng: You also don't like orange soda....
darthcoercis: batman vs superman is fine after 4 or 5 vodkas
solsesshiro: Full chaos: live action kirby movie
drcthulu: Orange soda mustaches?
KartoffelKaiser: As the Ancients say, "You do you, fam"
o0sk_ren0o: Kel enthusiats
TXC2: Adam's chat apprantly :P
Tser1ng: ROFL
TehAmelie: Orange Crush is a fine REM song at least
darkecologist: adam also drinks chocolate milk with steak
tim19862: woooow
TimbrePanic: but we will all die someday, so drink orange soda everybody
Caerlocc: D:
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
1losttheGame: LUL
JoeKim: excuse you you called us fucking idiots
hey_kelvin: that's so much worse LUL
Armstrong11139: "Several people are typing..."
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah that tracks
TastyArsenic: orange soda sucks
Mr_Horrible: LOL
SpanielDayLewis: I fucking love you Adam.
m0nkeyrama: It gets worse every time :/
KartoffelKaiser: Adam stop digging
MalBeam: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
1losttheGame: i feel attacked Kappa
PMAvers: Eh, I get that feeling whenever I see someone playing Magic. (See, that's how you do a hot take.)
aquinas_0: cheer100 It wasn't that bad!
Nightvalien28: you say next to the man drinking from a poo cup
Thandres: dig up adam, dig up!
Freshly_Toasted: But they're saving the foam for later!
TehAmelie: chocolate soda is the worst though
DigitalSeahorse: as Alex drinks from smiling poo
o0sk_ren0o: Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda... wait that checks out Adam. I get it now
CaKnuckleguy: I love how you went from appologising and downplaying the doubling down on it. In glorious fashion.
TimbrePanic: wait, so can orange soda de-age you?
NickTheDM: God, I hope we get a montage of Adam dunking on orange soda at an LRL.
1losttheGame: @LoadingReadyRun tell him what you think of pikachu Kappa
drcthulu: We can dig ourselves out of this hole!
Feminine_Desires: GO across the river?
FarleyF: Oh please Adam don't ever change, your a treasure for us out there benginHeart benginHeart lrrHEART lrrHEART
Feminine_Desires: I'm pretty sure water is not bad
m0nkeyrama: You've got the mehps
aesir_blade: Orange Crush is hot battery acid; glass bottle orange soda (e.g. Stewarts') is the real deal tho
Feminine_Desires: You walked in water lots
lilyoswald: can confirm, I like orange soda and I have major depression (seriously I think you dunking on orange soda is hilarious)
Psychic_Ketchup: Helps to have a map
JoeKim: Adam and i are fighting now
AmoriLinguae: @Adam don't call yourself a dumbass
SpanielDayLewis: Its okay I also think Pikachu is stupid.
EvilBadman: You may have an item that is a homeward bone.
m0nkeyrama: Lol
darthcoercis: @TehAmelie in the 80s we had an "1950s american diner" themed restaurant in australia called Johnny Rockets. They sold a chocolate flavoured coke, and it was phenomenally good
m0nkeyrama: It was amaaaazing
TXC2: holy moly Adam
Freshly_Toasted: Yikes!
Alness49: Adam No!
Nightvalien28: adam's discord is cursed AF
TehAmelie: funky
VHGS: No, just pichu
MaelstronSolenor: Alex.... run.... be safge
Mr_Horrible: fuuuuuuck, dude
Thandres: ok, adam put away the shovel and got an excavator for that hole^^
Traion: seabatYIKES Adam
1losttheGame: LUL LUL
Psychic_Ketchup: Just Seismic Toss that little mouse
KartoffelKaiser: Adam i think you need some healthier outlets for those violent thoughts
m0nkeyrama: Seachats is a very cursed place, it's great seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
richard_ermen: Adam....the original "Is everything okay dude?"+
TheMetalupis: i but i do want to set some dogs on that little rat
TastyArsenic: the problem with orange soda is that its just worse than orange juice. just drink some fuckin orange juice
hoktauri: Adam knows how to rile up chat
Nightvalien28: "fine"
Mr_Horrible: cursed in the way this game world is - bleak, but you can make a living out of it
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KartoffelKaiser: group in the multiverse with regards to fast food power rankings.
TastyArsenic: oh no i forgot about fight night! dangit
Freshly_Toasted: Yes officer, this was the stream
Cheepshot45: "wet thwack"
SpanielDayLewis: Its just a battery rat.
solsesshiro: So Adam's rampant sadism aside, how's Ashen?
o0sk_ren0o: Ultmate Tag Team Between Ganondorf and Pickachu: Use Pickachu as a Homerun bat
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Arikell: It just makes the rubber chicken scream noise
o0sk_ren0o: pikachu*
accountmadeforants: A squeeky toy noise, but that's actually the sound of its organs evacuating its body
gascitygaming: Walter vs Zack Sabre Junior, chops his chest so hard it bleeds....
VHGS: If you're in Smash 64 pikachu basically is Kenshiro
richard_ermen: How does that work? "Show us on ze doll where ze stream hurt you!" ?
TehAmelie: hey, that guy gave you the blender
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put Ulala in Smash, you cowards!
m0nkeyrama: Based Jokell :o
Nightvalien28: tunk
NickTheDM: lrrGREED
Freshly_Toasted: Spin2win
MalBeam: lrrGREED ?
Alness49: Have you learned your lesson, Adam? Don't be nice
s0ggymilk: shantae for smash pls
MaelstronSolenor: Joker 1st
1losttheGame: plant is not the first one
EvilBadman: Joker's the first of the 5 for firght pass
Armstrong11139: Piranha Plant doesn't count toward the 5
Invitare: Pirahna PLant isn't really DLC, it's an update
jacey0002: Plant's a freebie
Mr_Horrible: 4 more past joker
AGiantRoach: Plant doesnt count
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh look it's dark souls
TXC2: alex we have a whole new command for that joke
TehAmelie: there are many more nouns left
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put Beej in Smash, you cowards!
CaKnuckleguy: Put Idris Elba in Smash you cowards!
solsesshiro: Joker's the first actual DLC
aerobeing: I really think they should put Hulk in Smash already.
Mr_Horrible: Piranha Plant is a freebie
Freshly_Toasted: Who needs joker when we've got our homeboi jokell
Thandres: homeboy remembered you didnt save him
cfpreston: put smash in smash you smash
SpanielDayLewis: Put orange soda in smash
auxv: goku's in 100%
Feminine_Desires: Stop with the put X in smash jokes!
MaelstronSolenor: best one I heard was: Smash has Robin and Joke but no Batman =P
EvilBadman: The NPC is based on which quest you're on.
KartoffelKaiser: I'm really holding out hope for Phoenix Wright or 2B.
MugiwaraLexi: When I heard persona 5’s joker was in smash I wished so hard I could play it without a migraine.
Invitare: don't kill him DL
hippitybobbity: put Sakurai in Hawaii you cowards
Tiber727: Jokell saw how you rewarded his loyalty.
Angnor33: PUt Sakurai in Smash you cowards! Kappa
aesir_blade: I'm waiting for Doomguy, Reimu Hakurei, and Asgore
PMAvers: If memory serves, those stairs you went up before go back up.
m0nkeyrama: Awwwww, poor sakurai :( He's done so much for us, give the man a break
1losttheGame: do we need to buy the teleport item from the camp?
CaKnuckleguy: Do you have a 'recall' item?
Earthenone: might want to phrase that differently than "put out of misery"
Invitare: there's a clip of the Shovel Knight devs playing SSBU, and they summon Shovel Knight
MrJWhit: I feel like I am being dunked on
Invitare: they're *ecstatic*
BobaThaiTea: reminds me of the creator of tekken roasting people on twitter
Invitare: but people compain about "just an assist, not a character"
solsesshiro: As much as I am down for Doomguy
Papperslappen: Lego in Smash
morgoth_bauglyr: unloads on pikachu?
solsesshiro: They definitely can't
EvilBadman: You might have a homeward bone in your inventory.
WeedenProject: Doom Guy in smash would be amazing
PMAvers: No, you don't have fast travel yet.
Mr_Horrible: all the dlc characters are determined already, so you can make the jokes amongst yourselves, just dont bother the poor man
EvilBadman: There's no fast travel yet
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Tiber727: Adam just wants to glory kill Pikachu.
solsesshiro: Because Nintendo is too family friendly for the amount of gore he would necessitate
Dr_fragenstien: same
1losttheGame: there was an item you could buy from the camp
WeedenProject: My money is on either Master Chief or Minecraft Steve
Feminine_Desires: Walk across the river
KartoffelKaiser: The best part of adding characters to smash is that they need to make a new Kirby outfit
ReydienOnline: I'm not sure I'd like doom guy, if only because Doom Guy NEEDS to be like rated-X Gory imo, and that simply wouldn't fly in Smash
MrJWhit: Plz?
EvilBadman: @Feminine_Desires Water very bad
tachiseneriz: howdy
Mr_Horrible: I say this because, among friends, I still find "put x in Smash you cowards" VERY funny
TXC2: I also like that we have a small great community
Gen2Gengar: It's rewarding because you get all the $
Drazoth: all i want is banjo and kazzoie in smash. or just a new banjo kazooie game that isn't just a lego racing game with a b&k veneer on it
solsesshiro: If Minecraft Steve gets put on Smash I'll throw my Switch in the trash.
MrJWhit: There's a reason why I constantly hang on in the #food channel on the discord, everyone's great
Freshly_Toasted: The thing about a giant following is the mean minority form a voltron of assitude
KartoffelKaiser: I mean, Bayonetta is in smash. I feel like they have a wide allotment for tone
Magicmeow: Maybe they find some other fire emblem swordfighter somewhere
DoodlestheGreat: It's not impossible to have a large community that's also relatively chill. Cohhcarnage comes to mind on that one.
TXC2: did you ever listen to the AE podcast Alex?
VHGS: @Drazoth Nuts & Bolts is the best Banjo game, not close.
hoktauri: I wouldn’t pay $3 for airport Cheerwine for just anyone Alex
TehAmelie: nah but put the Cyberdemon in Smash. he has huge guts.
KartoffelKaiser: They're going through the New Generation era now. Bret Hart's first world title reign
noSmokeFire: Rathalos featuring in the smash trailers without a MH entry on the switch makes me think they're going to announce a MH game and a MH as Smush DLC next year
Invitare: I just hope Sakurai gets to make another Kid Icarus game, because Uprising was hilarious and if it's on the Switch it won't have painful touch controls
solsesshiro: @noSmokeFire MHXX?
Drazoth: @VHGS it was a good game, but not what i wanted from a a Banjo game
solsesshiro: I mean... Generations
KartoffelKaiser: Those lads call Hogan some names I wouldnt want to repeat
solsesshiro: Whatever
accountmadeforants: Invitare oh yes please, I'd buy a Switch for an Uprising sequel
Ukon_vasara: yeah, smash looks great, the online looks unfortunate but idk how much of that is / should be on sakurai
TXC2: yeah what is it about UK wrestling Podcasts and the C word?
SpanielDayLewis: As an Irish person I learnt that on the internet very quickly
Freshly_Toasted: Jokell's about to evolve again!
EVILmono: katesWave
KartoffelKaiser: Canadians and Americans have more trouble with that word than most others. Just a culture thing
CaKnuckleguy: Craft dem tings!
TXC2: hello EVILmono welcome
DigitalSeahorse: Bill without the military hat
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 on the internet you need to make it really clear you're not American Kappa
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solsesshiro: I have never thought of it as sexist
WeedenProject: It's a pretty regular swear here in the UK
TXC2: Metric_Furlong I see
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, exactly.
xiivv7: Hi everyone xiivv7 here!
Kramburger: TBF it started that way over here, we judt diluted it
CataclysmicReverb: I think UK has a probb with the word fanny tho
solsesshiro: The rest is probably true though. I still like the word either way.
Freshly_Toasted: Vorsa hurts doggos :[
Alness49: TBH, it is here in the UK, but it's thrown about a lot for the shock value
noSmokeFire: that's a threat
CaKnuckleguy: Ummmmm.....
TXC2: almost every sware word that is women's genitals is basically sexist
TehAmelie: fanny is funny cause it means either bottom or front-bottom on different sides of the atlantic
EvilBadman: There's not a levelling up system
Magicmeow: I'll buy the Switch as soon as they make a new Advance Wars! ...or next year with the revision
DigitalSeahorse: strange culture that would use c word and not d word to refer to everybody
TXC2: CataclysmicReverb not really, we have fanny packs
Tiber727: That lady has some good voice acting.
PMAvers: Do the main quest.
PMAvers: *coughs*
noSmokeFire: someone was saying there's only gear upgrades
solsesshiro: @noSmokeFire Are you not counting MHGen as a proper Switch title, or what?
Freshly_Toasted: I'm pretty sure 80% of swears were once slang for genitalia
xiivv7: Hi
EvilBadman: Doing the Story quests improve the character and other stuff
SpanielDayLewis: I mean you can use the d word to refer to everyone.
Metric_Furlong: if you remove all the swears that are referneces to genitalia, you don't have a lot of swears left
DigitalSeahorse: hey, Johnson! :P
noSmokeFire: @solsesshiro I'm just a dummy who needs to learn to google games for systems I don't own before making wild ass guesses on the internet
TXC2: oh being a dick knows no gender :P
EvilBadman: Do Bataran's
IncredibleFrown: there's the scatological ones and the religious ones
TimbrePanic: Magicmeow it's not AW but Wargroove is heavily inspired by it, it's fantasy
solsesshiro: That's fair
KartoffelKaiser: Adam out of 10 how are the footsies in this game?
KartoffelKaiser: This is vital to my purchase decision
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Freshly_Toasted: You can swim a tiny bit
Freshly_Toasted: but if you run out of stamina you drown
Psychic_Ketchup: That dahk watah
SpanielDayLewis: there is the ones that refer to awful curses being placed on the recipient and their family.
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 neither does being the word you can't say in front of North Americans, tbf :p
EvilBadman: craven remnant = home bone
m0nkeyrama: Got mad hops PogChamp
IncredibleFrown: no! it can't be true! i could fly if i wanted to!
TXC2: that bad dark wadah
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SpanielDayLewis: that is a large man
TXC2: fuck tumblr
m0nkeyrama: Why is there even an option to refuse the quest items?
EvilBadman: Uh, spider warning for arachnophobes in chat
Lord_Durin: What if that's a normal sized man, and we're just tiny?
Magicmeow: @TimbrePanic I saw that one. but it seems little bit limited compared to the real thing. would get anyway
Freshly_Toasted: tumblr's mostly on reddit, pixiv, instagram 'n' reddit
Feminine_Desires: :O
o0sk_ren0o: Oh SHIT
Traion: What did tumblr do? I missed it
Gary_Number_427: @TXC2 more like fuck SOSTA/FESTA
hoktauri: Bring back Geocities
Juliamon: Traion banning NSFW in a week
solsesshiro: @Traion Banned the porn
o0sk_ren0o: Gaia Online, thats a throwback
SpanielDayLewis: Put Tumblr in smash you cowards
DigitalSeahorse: Netscape
Feminine_Desires: GAIAONLINE I love that site! It still has zOMG!
CataclysmicReverb: Most cursed phrase ever spoken, Alex
TXC2: Gary_Number_427 indeed
Juliamon: based on open_nsfw
CaKnuckleguy: Put Idris Elba in Geocities you cowards!
Metric_Furlong: "female presenting nipples"
Freshly_Toasted: nice shadow?
KartoffelKaiser: When they take the porn out of tumblr, there's only going to be one blog left and its going to be called "Bring Back the Porn"
Invitare: Spiders? Did you bring antivenom in case you hit a four stack?
Thandres: the spiders can only hurt you if you acknowledge them!
SaiyaOrigaia: does tumblr even exist without nsfw stuff?
Alness49: Pass it the soap and leave?
Psychic_Ketchup: Like, in a towel?
TXC2: tumblr is getting rid of the porn, which basically mean tumblr is deleting it's self
drcthulu: Spooders?
Freshly_Toasted: Spooders incoming
PMAvers: Sounds like a game for the Gamehaus to continue with?
CataclysmicReverb: The worst part is tumblr is basically targeting anything that is not hate speech, from what I've seen
EvilBadman: This game is very excellent, and if you have an Xbox One and game pass, IT IS FREE
CamelAttack: It actually has to do with anti-sex worker laws being implemented in the US and tumblr resolving the problem by just deleting all the sex.
Mr_Horrible: @psychic_ketchup "Do you MIND?!" Kappa
jacey0002: It's Limbo time
Gary_Number_427: AAAAAAAAAAA
eye_h_bar: Oh no!
Juliamon: I don't think that it's a 'death knell' but it'll go into dormancy like Myspace
m0nkeyrama: Big-ass spiders seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Freshly_Toasted: Spooder gooo
Gen2Gengar: Morty
SpanielDayLewis: I think theres something wrong with your dog
Amentur: Also the tumblr algorithm flags anything that shows skin (like a picture of an elbow is flagged)
Mr_Horrible: homie got no fear
Papperslappen: Pig?
IncredibleFrown: tumblr is *trying* to get rid of the porn but it's tumblr so they're doing a shit job of it
TehAmelie: because of a new couple of laws that claim to work against trafficking by not allowing anyone to say what kind of sex they like
TXC2: a big expample for me is EscherGirls being closed that
Freshly_Toasted: At some point a skeleton next to an item will turn out to be an enemy
accountmadeforants: I don't have curtains on my shower, but I did recently have a large spider drop on me while I was showering. So my answer is: just shut down in sheer terror, turn off the shower, get the vacuum cleaner. All while naked and dripping wet
TXC2: *closed down
EvilBadman: I think I'm one of the only peeps in chat playing this, but definitely look into this. :D
noSmokeFire: someone pointed to the open source neural network they're probably using to detect nsfw images. tl;dr it's literally as dumb as it's possible for a neural network to be
Gary_Number_427: To be fair, Tumblr fucked up plenty on their own, even without the demands of new shitty laws.
KartoffelKaiser: iirc the anti-porn bots have already flagged tumblrs official posts about their new policies as NSFW. It's a joke.
Dr_fragenstien: "They can't post illegal content because we'll make it against the rules!"
KartoffelKaiser: "Sir the patient's finger is infected" "Ok cut off his entire arm"
noSmokeFire: what's great (?) is it's almost trivially easy for someone to automate systems for hiding nsfw content from the porn-detectors
CataclysmicReverb: But they nuked a ton of artists who didn't have anything near NSFW art
Freshly_Toasted: DROP SPOODER
PMAvers: Makes a decent argument for switching to Mastodon, really.
Psychic_Ketchup: Good noose!
AmoriLinguae: the thing is like all of tumblr has been asking tumblr to get rid of the cp f o r e v e r
SpanielDayLewis: Legions of spiders
CamelAttack: It's not because it was yanked from Apple, its because of new US law that allows people to sue Tumblr if people are advertising sex. So they are banning everything related to sex.
1losttheGame: They have no moderation is the problem
Scarbble: more like pain in the asstodon
DigitalSeahorse: :O
solsesshiro: I had literally never heard of Mastodon before DB this year
DoodlestheGreat: Mastadon still needs better UI and interface.
KartoffelKaiser: like ffs even 4chan has moderators to deal with cp how do you have less moderation than that
Dr_fragenstien: Funny enough, porn bots are now getting around being flagged as explicit by tagging hteir content as #SFW
TastyArsenic: F E M A L E P R E S E N T I N G N I P P L E S
SpanielDayLewis: Everytime someone talks about Mastodon just makes me think about curl of the burl.
PMAvers: Thankfully there's hosts you can hire that will set everything up for you.
I_Am_Clockwork: really you just need one friend who knows that stuff
Freshly_Toasted: Nice ghost waifu?
TheWarbo: Apparently some ex-tumblr person said this was in the works long before the App Store issue
Master_Gunner: Mastadon? You can use it exactly like Twitter if you want.
I_Am_Clockwork: to set up your instance
Armstrong11139: I'll tell you what I did: I went on mastodon dot social and made an account. That's it.
rasmithuk: Mastadon needs to be not badly designed
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't know that and wouldn't want to complicate things either
Canageek: You don't have to run your own instance.
Freshly_Toasted: Drop on the spooders, as they once dropped onto you
PMAvers: Like, the one I host for Seachats is only like a couple bucks a month.
DentedPockets: Mastodon is basically if you had multiple twitter accounts across different addresses.
TXC2: twitter would be great if it just had better moderation
Canageek: You can just log in to an existing one, and then its pretty much the same as twitter
Gary_Number_427: GIANT spider?
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Gizmoloid: @TXC2 Tumblr: "Hire PEOPLE? What king of tech company do you take us for?"
Amentur: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: the only problem i have with mastodon is no one's there yet
EvilBadman: haha. Welcome to boss fight!
Gary_Number_427: Even better!
DigitalSeahorse: gimp isn't good with screenshotting to layers
m0nkeyrama: Boss battle!! seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
SaiyaOrigaia: oh this firckin sweet
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah Boss time!
Freshly_Toasted: IT'S A BIG AND ROUND ROOM
Ukon_vasara: suddenly Lets Nope!
Canageek: Alex: If you want an invitation to one of the artist or creative instances I can hook you up
DigitalSeahorse: or wasn't last I tried
Gary_Number_427: T H E H U N G R Y S H A D O W
IncredibleFrown: i like that mood turnaround, "auuuugh what is it *health bar appears* ooh it's a boss"
ReydienOnline: looks like you could light up that minecart?
TXC2: Gizmoloid I dont know, one that wants to stay in business? :P
noSmokeFire: ohhhh, it's one the light-eater guys
PMAvers: And look, there's one of those gourd-refilling pots in here too.
rasmithuk: If Mastodon ever gets really popular it'll fall apart under it's own weight
accountmadeforants: Did it just CHOMP the light away?
EvilBadman: that jump scare made me flip my shit when I played this at pax
Ukon_vasara: did it eat the light PogChamp
Thandres: oooh its one of the dudes from the intro
Thandres: :o
AmoriLinguae: @Ukon_vasara I mean Alex is here so it was just a matter of time Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: Oh it's a darkling of the first age
o0sk_ren0o: It's healing
Amentur: Can you light the brazier?
Tiber727: He's healing.
Dr_fragenstien: I think it's regenerating
VoidMancer_317: He is regenerating
auxv: Regen, he regaining
DigitalSeahorse: pasting to layers*
jordimunsa: he¡s healing all the way pog
EvilBadman: It always happens when you open the item on the ground
Canageek: Alex: Talk to Ian or Beej, they are both on Masto and not running their own instances
TehAmelie: our friend TexanReverend has an instance at if you want to start somewhere
TXC2: good call Adam
Gary_Number_427: Oh, this is neat!
SaiyaOrigaia: this is very well made boss fight
AmoriLinguae: Canageek I think it's more a metaphor about how much work you have to put into the program to get what you want out
Mr_Horrible: literally beating the daylights outta him
TXC2: the living daylights
PMAvers: Those things in the wall are hurting him when they charge up with light.
solsesshiro: Yo this guy's chest is just a bunch of flappy meat bits
IncredibleFrown: ah he learned the mechanic after seeing it once, fun npc
Dr_fragenstien: I think that blast stuns rather than massive damage
Canageek: @AmoriLinguae You don't? I mean, it copies most of Tweetdeck's UI, so it isn't hard to learn.
Gary_Number_427: Bad kitty! Get off the high place!
Freshly_Toasted: I mean, isn't the human chest just flappy meat bits?
EvilBadman: So I mentioned this earlier, but your NPC homies can be a real person or the computer. If you see them pick up items, it's a hooman
m0nkeyrama: That was a sweet boss desight
m0nkeyrama: design
TXC2: wait Beej is a SysAdmin? that explains so many things Kappa
solsesshiro: @Freshly_Toasted Sure, but the flappy bits are neatly contained.
jumpingupanddown: it is a tool, I am using the tool to do other things with
Canageek: Alex: You just sign up like Twitter. You do not have to run ANYTHING yourself. You *can* run your own instance if you REALLY want, but like 99% of people don't
Kykiwi: spooders
Gary_Number_427: I mean, his handle IS "tuxbeej".
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes, meat with dignity
DigitalSeahorse: of those people...
morgoth_bauglyr: uuuuh
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah Beej being a SysAdmin explains how he's able to appear from the ether
o0sk_ren0o: Looked liek hair, yeah
Canageek: Like, if you don't want to sign up, cool, your choice. But just figure you should have the right info
RedGriffin42: looked like hair to me. Braided hair
Freshly_Toasted: Gefn's a big gril?
offbeatwitch: idk where you got the idea that it's difficult to use but you do you
solahwin_tampramain: jumpscare?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Amazing Chest Ahead
Freshly_Toasted: YUP
GloriousMost: VORE
Juliamon: Oh my
ChiefEngineerMichael: THIS ONE HAS A FACE!
noSmokeFire: throw a spear
Gary_Number_427: 'cause she's special!
Feminine_Desires: YAY DIVERSITY!
Ukon_vasara: ya know what gets me, having just about everythings troubleshooter only response being "maybe its something else breaking / not my fault" instead of making any attempt to fix stuff
Rytthigar: VORE
IncredibleFrown: oh, hey gwyndolyn
Freshly_Toasted: Vore time!
Feminine_Desires: She's not white!
KinoGami: maybe if you ask nicely she'll step on you
VHGS: Cutie detected!
TXC2: this is my type of woman!
DigitalSeahorse: she gets lips that MOVE
ofakar: amazing chest ahead?
tim19862: Running your own instance of mastadon has network effect written all over it Kappa
KNACC: okay I maybe love this game
drcthulu: Rules are if you don't get eyes you get a mouth
SpanielDayLewis: has mouth doesnt use it to talk
Talin06: Alex are YOU going to tell her she cant have a mouth?
Feminine_Desires: @ofakar nope
ofakar: ok
AmoriLinguae: that helmet/mask is awesome!
solsesshiro: @DigitalSeahorse Well, lips anyway.
TehAmelie: oh, we have several classes of giants eh
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes, a mouth just to flex on you. She doesn't even need it to talk
IncredibleFrown: mouth doesn't move, it really *is* a dark souls
accountmadeforants: I have a mouth and I mustn't scream
TXC2: She looks like shes from Zendikar :P
Psychic_Ketchup: Bearer, seek, seek, lest
KNACC: I love her design so much
DigitalSeahorse: solsesshiro lips not used for speaking
Canageek: I get the feeling people think Mastodon is hard as a lot of the people people going out espousing it are the same type of people that think you should compile linux yourself.
Mikiao: I hope she has "normal" sized legs
dialMforMara: what have I missed?
ReydienOnline: Warning: Great "Dark souls Gwynevere" joke Ahead
ofakar: what if she has fins.
Invitare: Protect it? This is Adam, he'll SELL it to the Dark, then kill the Dark too because No Witnesses
DigitalSeahorse: "read my lips"
1losttheGame: this game seems really cool
noSmokeFire: jump in!
jacey0002: Dang Echoes, taking real spots
Freshly_Toasted: I wonder. If there's an elder dark, is there an annoying younger dark? "Mom says it's my turn on the lamp, brother"
Traion: How much is this game?
CobaltShurikenReborn: must be pruned af
CataclysmicReverb: ironclad? is that you?
thatladyinplaid: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:38.
dialMforMara: @canageek that is absolutely the problem. Hardest part of joining Mastodon is picking an instance to make an account on. Everything beyond that doesn’t matter unless you’re admin.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
TehAmelie: yeah, if anything Mastodon has less options to fiddle with than Twitter, as far as i see as a user
m0nkeyrama: They did a really good job with this game :o
Gen2Gengar: I like giant mermaid
tim19862: that wasn't my point Canageek social networks are hard to start
1losttheGame: didnt literally just come out?
Eklinaar: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Ashen
1losttheGame: wait nvm
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah this is looking super solid
EvilBadman: It game out on December 7th. They kept saying "2018" and I was being skeptical
Thandres: its also just on the epic store rigth now
Dr_fragenstien: The GVA was ther firt time I heard if this game
1losttheGame: its newday tewsday of course its new
Thandres: so there is also that
Eklinaar: Video games? Surprise me? In 2018?!
PMAvers: There's a path out actually in the cave there.
PMAvers: Go.. left, I'd like to say?
xantos69: cheer50 Turns out advertising budgets are better spent on story development.
Amentur: I saw a trailer for this during an E3 but I had no idea of it coming out
jordimunsa: there was a way out and more items
Lycodrake: this looks so neat
DigitalSeahorse: I need to get my old minecraft account set up on this new windows 10 machine
CobaltShurikenReborn: my moment of glory!
rasmithuk: It's gone straight into xbox game pass btw
jumpingupanddown: this voice sounds familiar?
EvilBadman: ^Yeah If you have game pass you can play it right now
Freshly_Toasted: people are really into collecting body parts
PMAvers: Oh yeah, take a quick look around here now.
SpanielDayLewis: "can I see it " Im not falling for that scam
TXC2: wait are we taking peoples faces?
Gen2Gengar: Oh hi André
Psychic_Ketchup: Apparently Below is coming out real soon too, and I figured that was never actually going to release
KongMango: inb4 that tall guy is the final boss.
hoktauri: I'd love to buy this but no switch version =/
rasmithuk: Below is the 14th
EvilBadman: @Psychic_Ketchup 14th. Also on game pass!
Eklinaar: that lady doesn't have a face
1losttheGame: its a windows ecosystem only game :/
Periapsis13: uwu what's this?
TXC2: Eklinaar neither do we
dialMforMara: So is this game just Dark Souls with more exposition?
ReynardWrecca: "Ewww, you got dark power all over my faceplate"
Freshly_Toasted: it's bad enough we kill the dark and call them old but do we really have to call them ugly too?
DigitalSeahorse: her bellybutton seems high
TXC2: dialMforMara yes and no
dialMforMara: How not?
dialMforMara: I just got here
Psychic_Ketchup: rasmithuk EvilBadman Cheers, that's even sooner than I thought :)
DigitalSeahorse: lol
dialMforMara: Because I heard someone talking bus about Mastodon
Gary_Number_427: That's a very satisfying "bong" noise.
Amentur: hoktauri, it seems that Epic bought at least timed exclusivity
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OwO chat, wats dis
EvilBadman: So Tallismans + blacksmith is how you "level" there's no stat increasing.
justwhatever_idk: Oh it got clipped already rip
Periapsis13: did someone talk shit about mastodon? mastodon is rad
PMAvers: So yeah, the Guile is pretty sweet. As long as you keep hitting and don't get hit, you keep doing more damage, up to 5 stacks.
TXC2: dialMforMara theres a handful of small differences, but it's a souls like yes
DigitalSeahorse: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie kathle3HEX katesLewd kathle3HEX
PMAvers: It costs 1k to equip them.
dialMforMara: @periapsis13 some jackass convinced Alex that you have to have sysadmin knowledge to use it
Nythys: is that alex onthe right????
DigitalSeahorse: doh broke the string
Freshly_Toasted: Wow
TXC2: Nythys yeap
noSmokeFire: I'm starting to think our character is a shorty
sag3error: Who has dibs on the Panzer Dragoon remakes coming next year?
Periapsis13: oh ok someone also convinced me i needed sysadmin knowledge for it @dialMforMara
CobaltShurikenReborn: amara is tsundere confirmed
PMAvers: In short, you found a item needed for a quest before you needed it.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @DigitalSeahorse a ... cursed banana?
Tser1ng: So, is this open world, get 5000 quests, or linear storyline open play area?
Periapsis13: but now i'm on it and i love it
Thandres: she can feel the wifis! ;)
KongMango: the game has such great voice acting.
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX katesLewd kathle3HEX
dialMforMara: @periapsis13 :)
RedGriffin42: I'd like 2 of what she's having
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #MyGodTheSmell
Freshly_Toasted: "Soulslike" is just a new term like roguellike
Traion: @tser1ng the latter it seems
Gary_Number_427: I think part of the VO brief for this character was "floaty".
ofakar: lol
OrionPax21: "I should thank you. But I won't."
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX W kathle3HEX
TXC2: "the weefees!"
Tiber727: She sounds what's her name on qwerpline, that Kathleen plays.
AmoriLinguae: @dialMforMara that's not a fair statement. he said he wanted it to work out of the box and not have to fiddle with things. that's a perfectly legit attitude
TXC2: Tiber727 Lorna Slitizwhistle
Rytthigar: Lorna Slitzwhitle?
justwhatever_idk: ev'ry phraase gets stre'e'tched aaauhgt aahnd iis spohken in a lithe ahnd dulcet tone
PMAvers: Nah, "broken" is basically level 0.
DoodlestheGreat: Not just housewives, Alex. I had to take Valium when I was in elementary school to deal with hyperactivity.
KartoffelKaiser: huh so that's how that character's name is spelled
dialMforMara: @amorilinguae except that what he wants is what Mastodon actually is. It requires zero fiddling.
Tiber727: @TXC2 Yeah, that's it. Am I right?
TXC2: Tiber727 kinda
Traion: You seem to have a bunch of treasure items Adam, if this works like DS you should crack them
DigitalSeahorse: xD
EvilBadman: I forgot about "release" before Desert Bus, and he did it during our shift and was like "oh yeah"
tim19862: hehe
Invitare: you have experienced enough
Gary_Number_427: Beetj.
Juliamon: Adam "not a Beej expert" Savidan
TXC2: you're learning Beejese
OrionPax21: Adam is inoculated
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a slow, gradual experiencing beej
Tser1ng: "the creature that is Beej"
Freshly_Toasted: Discovering the core of what it is to be 'beej'
tim19862: lol
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
hoktauri: that is the quintisential Beej
Gary_Number_427: Beej is a strange critter.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
MousseFilledCat: Wow
OrionPax21: katesWa katesOw
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ha! its like that creepypasta fewdio video
Psychic_Ketchup: Guess I'll die *shrug*
revan2662: I'm somehow horrified by that face.
Freshly_Toasted: Beej has such a satisfying name
DigitalSeahorse: Ian gets that every day :D
Eklinaar: Ooh I'm glad I tuned in for Beej Talk
Psychic_Ketchup: En-dery-ing?
CaKnuckleguy: Oh shit, it regenerates@! Item in the building!
Mivair: Love Beej
1losttheGame: And watch, Beej will be the only one that survives a crash
benv0li0: I am so enheartened to see I am not the only one
AmoriLinguae: I also do that
Juliamon: We need more Beejs in this world
tim19862: Beejches by P.O.T.A.S lrrBEEJ
TXC2: so Beej is Tom Hanks?
OrionPax21: Last one left alive, on a toilet in the woods
CaKnuckleguy: (Oh...didn't press enter...huh)
Mivair: Increase Beej
Periapsis13: beej is the Final Girl
Kaorti: The law of conservation of Beej.
Freshly_Toasted: Where can I buy a beej?
drcanonball: beej is a shiny in pokemon term
drcanonball: s
MousseFilledCat: There are studies that show that people who consciously take a minute make a plan to escape a situation beforehand have a much greater chance of survival.
Psychic_Ketchup: And then he will finally have his man's romance
BloodnBullets: beej will be the last one left because he keeps beej-dropping other people
Eklinaar: In the post-apocalypse, we will all wish we could experience Beej.
Invitare: just tell James to get lost
AmoriLinguae: it's actually been studied that your chances of survival in the event of an emergency are greatly increased if you read the safety card every time
MousseFilledCat: Beej has a great survival plan
EvilBadman: This game is huge, from how much I've put into it.
aClonedPickle: more like ONE LESS
Psychic_Ketchup: Eff pubg
benv0li0: @AmoriLinguae lrrAWESOME
accountmadeforants: One More of this, not the other thing
MousseFilledCat: Spoilers!
Traion: You have a homestream Adam :P
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: his.... what?
Invitare: what's he going to do? Kick YOU out?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Jelkimantis: I love that, on LRR streams, when they dish on their friends, it's always the things they love about them.
delta__vee: ssseecretsss
Periapsis13: ooh v soulsy
PMAvers: I mean, we could always put a pause on GOLF and do this.
Periapsis13: i like it
TXC2: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie a man's romance
DoodlestheGreat: Alex, just tell James that "One More?" now means one more hour of Ashen. :tf:
Gary_Number_427: Good meaty weapon impacts.
Thandres: adam "banned from roadquest 2" savidan Kappa
Invitare: but you go the gym Adam, just intimidate him with your gains
aerobeing: Canada
Gary_Number_427: ADAM!
Metric_Furlong: Canada
tim19862: lol
Metric_Furlong: they went to Canada
Himyul: you went to Canada (tm)!
CataclysmicReverb: "Parts unknown"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: the hinterlands?
rocketjohn: no, we don't know
CaKnuckleguy: I'm so looking forward to this new thing!
DentedPockets: Space.
drcanonball: is the first episode still coming this year
TXC2: you went to Thunder bay, 'cause thats my bid in the betting pool Kappa
Himyul: but which ocean? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: It's going to be great, looking forward to it!
Rhynerd: we have guesses but no solid answers
wtrob: sergeIntoTheSea
tim19862: Youou got into the sea? Kappa
o0sk_ren0o: When can we order the DVD/Blueray box set
Eklinaar: Is Roadquest actually just a Bioshock live action adaptation?
PMAvers: Adam, the Dark Souls Gatekeeper
Metric_Furlong: #NotMyDarkSouls
Mr_Horrible: oh, wait, was there an update on Road Quest?
AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun Adam how is this game and how fair is it to compare it to the souls games?
Freshly_Toasted: Road Quest is the wholesome descent into madness that I've always desired
Periapsis13: #NotAllDarkSouls
DigitalSeahorse: benginFlood sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea spoiled
solsesshiro: Amen, brother@
tim19862: heh
TheLordZodiac: I GET IT!!!
Gary_Number_427: BOO
MousseFilledCat: The RQ discord had some guesses, if I remember correctly, but who knows how good those were.
aesir_blade: chat is having nunavut alex
drcanonball: just say victoria
dialMforMara: So wait, it’s Dark Souls, except you feel bad about all the people you kill because they were actually alive?
DoodlestheGreat: They went to a part that's fulla Canadians.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i get it!
Jelkimantis: Ok, first of all, Roadquest has the best advertising campaign of any production I've ever wanted to watch. It's like, "Here is this thing. It'll be awesome..." And then you just mention it periodically until the community is so hyped that the time is officially ripe.
s0ggymilk: can you say if Road Quest took place on Earth?
BloodForTheCorelab: adventure game oh like a kings quest?
Freshly_Toasted: it has a stamina bar, therefore dark souls 4
EvilBadman: It has Dark Souls combat, and you drop currency when you die.
MousseFilledCat: I like the music a lot
justwhatever_idk: it has "Sword" and "Stanima"
Mister_Skittles: I mean. you 2 both taught me that everyone has flaws and I should believe in yself despite my issues. but sure. also the blocking/losing thing
1losttheGame: this reminds me more of the beginning of Breath of the Wild
Freshly_Toasted: Ashen is a soulslike but also so much more
Rhynerd: @dialMforMara and apparently the world is recovering instead of maybe dying?
ritchards: go get four bear asses?
DigitalSeahorse: they found a large water plant and put it on the car
I_Am_Clockwork: this sort of looks like Dark Souls crossed with Breath of the Wild
Invitare: alone until you get invaded and kill while confused as to his strange man with his excessively overpowered weapon
Himyul: you get skin, but you don't get eyes?
solsesshiro: @Mister_Skittles Which one is the -really- important lesson, though?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALEX, YES
EvilBadman: Well, we already knows the end then, Alex.
aquinas_0: dark souls had a baby with diablo 2?
auxv: season 2
PMAvers: If there's a LRR Killing Game, you know Heather's going to win.
Rhynerd: no eyes, no mouth, no nose
Psychic_Ketchup: Road to Vision Quest?
justwhatever_idk: Road Quest Season 2 directed by Alex Steacy
Kaorti: Road quest: Actually frog fractions 3
Jelkimantis: Saw, but with hot cocoa and quilts.
chesul: so THAT'S why Ian has been so strange lately.
Tiber727: It's sort of like an open world Dark Souls.
Periapsis13: I really dig the artstyle
Freshly_Toasted: I bet I could find alex's feet
KartoffelKaiser: D:
Alness49: "You know, i thought it was odd when Graham bought all that tarp"
Himyul: that mustache is putting in work, though
Freshly_Toasted: somehwere
Mister_Skittles: Cam really misss his feet
Freshly_Toasted: maybe desert bus
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @PMAvers Heather is Jigsaw
the_bananarchist: we saw the feet on desertbus though?
chesul: he's had to run the robot versions of the rest of you.
Metric_Furlong: chat, you can just say it's 'Less Rad Dragon's Dogma' Kappa
aesir_blade: We saw Alex crawl out of a teevee during derst bus
delta__vee: so some kind of Battle Royale remake? KappaRoss
CataclysmicReverb: are you allowed to parody saw again?
kat2kool: Geez, spoilers Ale
Freshly_Toasted: Alex feet confirmed
DigitalSeahorse: the four of you and Jer in the background with the saw ...remotely from home broadcasting the noise
Amentur: I'm just glad that even though this game has a similar art style Absolver it's not as obtuse
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "You've been playing games your whole life. Now I want to play a game."
TXC2: good chonker hits
solsesshiro: I thought Absolver was cool until I actually tried to play it
1losttheGame: its a smart companion too that actually does stuff
the_bananarchist: Jewish sabbath
Freshly_Toasted: Absolver is actually a bit too intense for long term chill play
MousseFilledCat: It's the Sabbath
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse that's kinda the start of the sleep dep "sketch"
EvilBadman: the companion may be a actual player. :x
Rhynerd: isn't the companion sometimes secretly a player?
TheLordZodiac: didnt know steam had a " soul's like" tag
MousseFilledCat: Friday Night to Saturday Niught
the_bananarchist: friday night into saturday night
wildpeaks: !uptime
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aesir_blade: Shabbat is "on the seventh day He rested" which is extended to stuff like letting a field lie fallow after six years of cultivation
TXC2: Jewish Sabbeth is Firday
RebekahWSD: Sundown Friday to Sundown Saturday
MousseFilledCat: All Jewish holidays start at sundown
wildpeaks: ah dang I'm super late
DigitalSeahorse: TXC2, recent?...I'm behind on my crapshots
Periapsis13: is there an estimated release for this game? all it says on steam is tbd
wildpeaks: how's teh game so far ? :)
morgoth_bauglyr: in academy there's the sabbath year where the prof doesnt have to teach and can spend all time oin research
1losttheGame: it moves
the_bananarchist: Channukah ended last night :)
solsesshiro: @Periapsis13 Epic Launcher
aesir_blade: Last night of Hanukkah was yesterday
Kaorti: @Periapsis13 It's on the epic games store
RebekahWSD: Hannukah moves
EvilBadman: @Periapsis13 It's on Epic's Store, and Xbox One
hoktauri: think it ended yesterday
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse oh no, this is sketch from like 10 years ago
Juliamon: yeah, It just ended
Himyul: it ended yesterday
benv0li0: it just ended
1losttheGame: its like easter
Periapsis13: ohhh
KartoffelKaiser: Last night was the last night this year
dialMforMara: Hanukkah just ended
the_bananarchist: But because it's based on a lunar calendar it's sometimes later and sometimes earlier
DigitalSeahorse: TXC2 ah
MousseFilledCat: The Jewish Calendar doesn't match up with the Gregorian Calendar, so it moved each year
Justin_Bailey: Judism is on a lunar calendar, so it moves
1losttheGame: in the moving aspect
Freshly_Toasted: Oh that shift hanukkah
Juliamon: It doesn't "move" so much that it's on a different calendar
Himyul: it's tied to the Jewish calendar, not the Gregorian
the_bananarchist: All the Jewish holidays move
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Eklinaar: the Jewish calendar doesn't line up with the Gregorian calendar
dialMforMara: Every 19 years the first night lines up with Christmas Eve
PMAvers: Oh. Oh no.
Talin06: it is over for this tear
PMAvers: We're about to meet Friend #2.
EpicCrapBattle: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Ashen
aesir_blade: Christmas occurs during Chanukah in 2018
RebekahWSD: It's based on a lunar calendar, so it moves in regards to the other calendar
aesir_blade: *2019
hoktauri: Go get railed by a yeti
KartoffelKaiser: Hanukkah is set on the Jewish calendar, which means it moves on the Gregorian one every year
DentedPockets: Lead with ranged?
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Freshly_Toasted: "Solitude", big guy
DentedPockets: Or not.
justwhatever_idk: Jewish Calendar is different to Greg Calendar
Freshly_Toasted: yup
the_bananarchist: Like next year it starts sundown on the 22nd IIRC
Freshly_Toasted: rip in peace guys
EvilBadman: Channukah is a moving holiday. Kwanzaa is static.
ChiefEngineerMichael: That is BIG boyo
Alness49: Oh lawd he comin'!
PMAvers: Yeah, don't let this guy hit you.
Gary_Number_427: That is a large, angry man!
the_bananarchist: oh that's a beefy boy
MousseFilledCat: YEp
Freshly_Toasted: Nice!
solsesshiro: Sky whale!
Gary_Number_427: Sky Whale!
RebekahWSD: All the other Jewish holidays move yes
Psychic_Ketchup: benginTry
Caerlocc: :o
MousseFilledCat: All Jewish holiday move
Freshly_Toasted: Oh it's the first ashen!
Periapsis13: big boi!
the_bananarchist: Yep!
TXC2: isn't Hanaka like the 3rd tier Jewish holiday?
KartoffelKaiser: They all do, yes
benv0li0: Yes, Jewish holidays (an the Jewish calendar) are based on the lunar calendar
Metric_Furlong: skywhale sighted, someone call Graham
Himyul: Does Canadian hanukkah happen a month earlier than in the states?
Alness49: We Link's Awakening now!
Psychic_Ketchup: Sky fish! In the land of tomorrow?
dialMforMara: All the Jewish holidays move relative to the Gregorian calendar
Lycodrake: i love the dragon-whale thing
wildpeaks: fancy sky whale
aquinas_0: awesome skyfish!
Jelkimantis: Jewish and Pagan Holidays move, yes.
dialMforMara: Passover always starts on a full moon
aquinas_0: come to us!
0x6772: Um, it's kinda insensitive to say that they "move". They're simply based on a different calendar.
benv0li0: Passover moving is kinda why easter moves (its more complext than that but basically)
wildpeaks: the Void looks different today :D
CaKnuckleguy: Their all on the 'first/last' X of the Y
the_bananarchist: @TXC2 it's one that's relatively recent—about 2200 years old
Invitare: I mean, yeah, they're the same date on the calendar they're part of
MousseFilledCat: Every once in a while, the Jewish calendar adds in an extra short "month" to account for the difference.
Justin_Bailey: Yes it does Alex. The holidays are tied to the Jewish calendar where every month is 28 days, lining up with lunar phases. Which means there is sometimes an entire leap month
Amentur: Suddenly the sky whale catches fire and this turns into metal gear
KartoffelKaiser: They move with respect to the Gregorian calendar. Saying they move is fine. Source: am jewish
DigitalSeahorse: the Lunar phases don't wait for nobody
TheWarbo: My understanding is “basically all Jewish holidays move like Easter does”
the_bananarchist: @0x6772 I mean they *do* move relative to the gregorian calendar
TehAmelie: the solar based calendars basically only came into fashion when people moved to where there's snow
the_bananarchist: Drink a bunch of wine
TXC2: the_bananarchist "relativly" :p
benv0li0: don't forget the four drink minimum!
dialMforMara: @thewarbo close enough, except Easter tries to avoid lining up with Passover, I think
Jelkimantis: Yuletide starts on the Winter Solstice. Mother's night (first of Yule) is on 12/21 this year.
RebekahWSD: I made challah and donuts for the Hannukah party I went to on Sunday, which was nice.
PMAvers: Almost like Easter is basically a different holiday that they pasted Christ-bits onto.
1losttheGame: snipe that man with a spear!
DigitalSeahorse: and lighting that big ol candelabrum
MousseFilledCat: Passover will always be around Easter because off the whole last supper thing being a Sedar, I believe
drcanonball: simple but nice
CastleOtranto: You rang?
wildpeaks: love the art style
wtrob: Okay I need to get this game. I love everything about it so far.
TXC2: PMAvers nah, that's Christmas
Justin_Bailey: last supper was a passover seder
Ukon_vasara: miasUwU
the_bananarchist: Nah the best holiday has to be Purim, on which we are literally commanded to get so drunk we can't tell the difference between "blessed be Mordechai" and "cursed be Haman" while reading the book of Esther
Alness49: Storm the Porticuwus
RebekahWSD: Purim is amazing, and I have the *best* hamantaschen recipe
TheWarbo: @dialmformara right, I just mean the level of “moves because of the moon,” not the specifics
DigitalSeahorse: Ukon_vasara I like that OwO
Sekunder: do you go UwU what's this and then a giant skeleton pushes you into a pit?
dialMforMara: Fair enough @thewarbo
PMAvers: He moves like we do!
EvilBadman: I aimed and then Missed. Then I missed again. I missed three more times.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @the_bananarchist I never knew this. I giggled heartily.
PMAvers: "I made this!" *points at corpse*
Mr_Horrible: I keep tuning back in while responding to tickets and the conversation is never related, but is getting progressively more bizarre lrrBEEJ
the_bananarchist: @MousseFilledCat Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring solstice because they wanted to merge a bunch of traditions in one
Gary_Number_427: She can fly!
the_bananarchist: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie yeah it's a fun one
dialMforMara: @the_bananarchist my favorite is Shavuot, on which you don’t eat meat and you stay up all night studying
Kaorti: brutal!
Periapsis13: ok, this is where my next $40 is going
benv0li0: You've got basically 3 themes for Jewish holidays 1) they tried to kil us, lets mourn those that died. 2) they tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat. 3) Everyone get hammered
TXC2: Mr_Horrible such is lrr chat
Rhynerd: dead and buried.
wildpeaks: you sure taught that wall
Dwinick: Hey everyone :)
dialMforMara: @benv0li0 but Purim is all three of those
the_bananarchist: @dialMforMara I mean that's my regular life rn :P
benv0li0: Yep
Mr_Horrible: the boy is a prodigy
benv0li0: oh feel free to mix and match
MousseFilledCat: @the_bananarchist Yeah, they did like coopting pagan holidays
Alness49: He has the talent AND isn't a dink!
TXC2: hello Dwinick welcome
wildpeaks: sonicfox is such a treasure
MousseFilledCat: Having been raised in a multi-religious household, I loved being able to celebrate both Passover and Christmas - Food and Gifts are the best.
Freshly_Toasted: Your companion really doesn't jokell around!
Traion: His Game Awards acceptance speech was pure gold
Gary_Number_427: WHALE
BloodnBullets: !card long-finned
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IncredibleFrown: there goes the wind fish
the_bananarchist: @benv0li0 sometimes it's all three
Freshly_Toasted: Oh my god I want this game
Dwinick: I've been looking for some ashen gameplay and it looks like it's from the gorgeous peeps at LRR
Periapsis13: i'm getting some serious kiln of the first flame vibes
ArcOfTheConclave: bigger fish!
rocketjohn: You're making trainguy noises Alex
Alness49: Do you need a moment Alex?
RedGriffin42: he is a gem
darthcoercis: told ya Ashen was great, adam.
Justin_Bailey: I'm not sure anyone would consider Passover food to be "good" ;)
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, the areas in this game are gorgeous
KartoffelKaiser: enormous sky whales are my j a m
TheWarbo: That is giving me some of the same feelings as BotW
benv0li0: got to head to work, by folks!
TXC2: man SoincFox was so good at the VGAs
Dwinick: @Justin_Bailey matza balls, brisket, mm
the_bananarchist: @Justin_Bailey I mean Haroset is *good*
dialMforMara: See you @benv0li0
CataclysmicReverb: I didn't either
dialMforMara: @the_bananarchist charoset makes the whole week worthwhile
TXC2: so long benv0li0 have fun
Justin_Bailey: very true!
Alness49: I like it but I made the mistake of getting it two weeks before Smash
CataclysmicReverb: The weapons thing wouldve been okay, but also ammo being SO rare....
Gary_Number_427: Gonna stop watching so I can enjoy on my own later! Bye chat! Bye Adam and Alex!
SpanielDayLewis: Just looked up sonicfox on liquidpedia all them 1st's
rocketjohn: Excited Train Guy:
TXC2: so long Gary_Number_427 have fun
CataclysmicReverb: And that stealth section, also where I quit
Periapsis13: oh same, stealth in that game...
Thandres: i never actually finished it, but the journey was amazing in botw
SunsetOcelot: Can you parry in this game?
1losttheGame: i think there is actually a back way into that dungeon and you can skip it all
aesir_blade: How'
mercano82: In the desert hideout? Technically that stealth is optional, you can fight your way through, it's just tough.
aesir_blade: How's E3 of DUSK, alex?
PMAvers: Well, it's Broken, so not upgraded yet.
silenceaux: "A whirlwind of ruin" have we found the blender
Dr_fragenstien: I've become a lot happier with my gaming experiences when i figured out that not every game is "for" me, and not every game I like is "for" everyone else
ArcOfTheConclave: oh, the yiga base? lrrEFF that place
KartoffelKaiser: *notices ur axe* OwO whats this? *upgrades it*
wildpeaks: you've been exposed to so many bad games every two weeks, makes sense
hoktauri: I lost it about an hour into BotW
CataclysmicReverb: Hey Adam, while we're on real talk, real thoughts on Sundered?
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Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
CaKnuckleguy: I disappointed in the lack of 'I need to AXE his a question' quips. So, so disapoint.
1losttheGame: i mean, i get that. i have definitely been done with games early before
Lysander_Gustav: owo what's this?
PMAvers: Oh yeah, I have that problem with Dark Souls games, where I just stop caring about the "story" and burn out.
Metric_Furlong: you are not under any obligation to 'finish' a game if you're not enjoying it
TXC2: yes I call that "a week later" adam :P
TheWarbo: Yeah I definitely know that feeling
vinvis_: If you get through that bit, the boss is hilarious though
Camail: i lost motivation for transistor...2 minutes before the ending
hoktauri: I have a master sword tattoo, I feel so conflicted about not liking BotW
Metric_Furlong: (unless you're being paid to, i guess)
the_bananarchist: I mean or you're just like "okay that's enough for tonight" and then every time you think about picking it up you're like "oh nah I'd have to deal with *that* again"
KNACC: I do that I alot but I have very bad depression so yeah
Psychic_Ketchup: Yup. I stop playing a game, time passes, and I just don't know where I left ogg
Eklinaar: Is your family cursed to have no face?
Invitare: like when you beat Torchless Bloodmoon and never touched DD again. Oh wait that hasn't happened yet ˙͜>˙
Freshly_Toasted: Wow, literal curse
TheWarbo: Although I get that feeling from “playthroughs” more than games, really.
Ukon_vasara: happens to me repeatedly in most pokemon games, then i pick it up 3 years later and try to figure out why the heck i have a Seaking on my team WutFace
aerobeing: Throw it on the GROUND!
Tiber727: Oh yeah, I need to get back to that. I was on the last trial, but it's so long.
Tser1ng: I've got 100 games in my steam library, I've finished 5
Freshly_Toasted: Why do all witch names begin with K?
EvilBadman: Hey that town's getting bigger. :3
MousseFilledCat: I definitely stopped White Knight Story after I called all the plot points in the first hour. I just couldn't anymore.
TehAmelie: i think it's a sign of maturity, not needing to finish a thing just cause it's supposed to be finished
solsesshiro: Man, if I played all the way through all the games I've started I'd be dead by now
ewildk: This looks kinda like a pleasant take on Dark Souls
Metric_Furlong: there'll always be other games out there you'd enjoy more
DentedPockets: Learning to drop content I didn't feel like completing was one of the most difficult things to learn.
DigitalSeahorse: when a game makes me remember math if else on more than just a few levels
BloodnBullets: i feel like that used to be a thing because games were expensive and harder to get, so you had more invested in getting your value
the_bananarchist: I'm a big fan of how people here have facial hair but no other facial features
TXC2: it took me like 6-7 years to Finnish GTA san andreas
RichardMcSundy: The ten book reader laws by pennac can be used on most sort of media
RedGriffin42: I felt that way until recently. I'd never even thought about it before but I'd always felt I had to finish things I started. it's invigorating dropping games I dislike
aClonedPickle: dollars to red velvet donuts
Lysander_Gustav: Oh neat. Face without eyes!
VTMonster: Tsundere's view?
RichardMcSundy: cydia includef
Eklinaar: I never understood the "have to finish" thing. I never felt compelled to do that. I play games because I'm having fun. If I'm not having fun, I stop. That said, I've finished most games I started because they were fun.
WeedenProject: I remember losing motivation when I first played Dark Souls (When I reached blighttown of course). It was over a year before I picked it up again and realised I actually loved the game
TXC2: actually more like 10 years now I think about it
Kaorti: from back when donuts were much less than a dollar.
aquinas_0: neverwinter maybe?
wildpeaks: worst case, if you want to see the rest but it's too frustrating to finish it, we've got livestreams and youtube nowadays
RichardMcSundy: *vydia
DoodlestheGreat: If you buy the fancy donuts, they cost more than a dollar. *sad*
Freshly_Toasted: dollars to *slaps knee* red velvet donut!
EvilBadman: there's a desk in the building behind Jokkel to imrpove your sunny d
the_bananarchist: IIRC it comes from being willing to bet a lot on something that's not valuable
IncredibleFrown: i have the opposite problem where i like a game but it just manages to exit my brain before i'm done
RedGriffin42: exactly. I wish I had made hat realization earlier
the_bananarchist: so you're really certain it'll happen
TXC2: But it builds Character Alex Kappa
TehAmelie: i think it's supposed to be a bad bet, you're sure you'll win so you're offering more valuable donuts per dollar
DigitalSeahorse: it's like a kid eating cinnamon hearts despite hating them just cause they're candy :P
Riandisa: I get into completionist paralysis, worrying that I'm not playing a game to the best and end up stepping away and never finishing, which is frustrating. Games with multiple endings are the biggest offenders
Armstrong11139: To be fair, isn't that kind of in the spirit of ...One More?
blast__femur: hey dudes who play souls games
KartoffelKaiser: It took me 2 years of starting and stopping to finally get into dark souls, and I maintain that I needed to do that to enjoy the game. If at any point I tried to just slog through it I would have hated it
aerobeing: TXC2, the character F
EvilBadman: Not easily, no
Freshly_Toasted: I'm a little too invested in this stream for it to be over
CataclysmicReverb: About sayings... where the heck did "goodie twoshoes" come from? Like, did a kid with two shoes not steal an extra pair, or is the implication that they're only good because they never went without a shoe?
blast__femur: I like these dudes and I like dark souls
1losttheGame: equip it first?
solahwin_tampramain: if its massively better?
Thandres: i found that if my hype for a game dies down but i still want to see some cool endgame bosses i just have to play it in shorter sessions.
EvilBadman: Mostly the damage number, yeah
Tiber727: Alex, you're making it sound like we stopped playing because we hate the game, rather than getting stuck at one particular section of a good game.
Freshly_Toasted: you can only equip 1 of each weapon type
wildpeaks: i'd be totally ok with this game taking over one more, looks sweet :)
Freshly_Toasted: 1 big, 1 small
EvilBadman: there's a desk in the building behind Jokkel to improve your sunny d
Thandres: like some RPG can draaaaag mid to endgame but when the mechanics are still enjoyable it helps to do like an hour or two
SpanielDayLewis: Goody one shoes got bought another shoe
RedGriffin42: yay I got the reference!
TXC2: Cristmas story and Army of darkness are two VERY differnet movies :P
KartoffelKaiser: because good people have two shoes i dont know im not a language cop
Eklinaar: I'm the kind of person who enjoys putting hundreds or thousands of hours into games I enjoy, so I guess I'm not like most people in this channel.
solahwin_tampramain: gutchi two shoes?
solsesshiro: Oh, I don't know if I've ever given up on a game just out of frustration... I'm very hardheaded
FarleyF: Taking over one more means more Alex and more Adam - a Double A act
hoktauri: shop smart, shop s-mart
coelopteryx: i get that feeling of "why, though" when i get to victory road in pokemon games. like... i already know it's an Entire Slog and i also already know i'll end up beating the game anyway, so why bother, what's my motivation. then some scripted event in the game does something extremely cute and i'm like "oh right that's why!"
CaKnuckleguy: Goody Two Shoes was a story from the 1750's I think. Like the ancient version of Franklin the turtle or something
TXC2: "Hello I'm Ian Macollom from forgotten"
Freshly_Toasted: the soundtrack is just so... NICE. I need this for my D&D sessions
solsesshiro: Occasionally I've considered that that hardeadedness might make for good entertainment, but I don't know how to actually entertain people.
Metric_Furlong: ah, the power move
solsesshiro: Adam, same.
AGiantRoach: Oh god that is me Adam.
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delta__vee: "This earning of wealth serves as proof that her virtuousness has been rewarded, a popular theme in children's literature of the era." :D
silenceaux: I did that with one of the first Final Fantasy games... V, I think? Started flying to the moon and just never finished.
Darleysam: never finished Final Fantasy 7 because I got right to the last fight, then went off on a massive sidetrack to go do all the other endgame stuff
TheWarbo: I do that same “get to the end, stop playing” and I WISH I KNEW WHY
Lord_Durin: Playing 80 hours and not finishing aka the Bethesda experience TM
Kaorti: finishing games can be a bit scary
1losttheGame: i have never understood why people would want to throw their controller
solsesshiro: I've done that with almost every Final Fantasy.
TXC2: I get REAL angry at magic sometimes, it's a real problem for me
Spacecarl: It's a big deal with RPGs
KartoffelKaiser: I do that every time I try to play Crono Cross. I get to the very end of the game and I'm like "I don't want to figure out how to fight this dumb final boss"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so how long before Trent Seven turns on them?
Freshly_Toasted: Whenever you do a thing for jokell he gets more swole
BloodnBullets: i find it easier to calm down after if i push through, otherwise i keep stewing on it.
AmoriLinguae: I have trouble getting into games, but I have a pretty healthy attitude once I get into them.
Aztren: I hear my roomate screaming at his computer from across my apartment when he plays games... It makes me feel unsafe for whatever reason
Periapsis13: oh that was me and transistor
DigitalSeahorse: I haven't thrown a controller since I was I throw things I don't care if they break :P
Ukon_vasara: i had similar with Dragon Age Origins, but never actually got back to finish that final boss BibleThump
KartoffelKaiser: Adam dont you dare talk shit about yourself when chat is around >:|
CataclysmicReverb: @TXC2 Saaame.... you get like 3 "I can't keep this." hands in a row... then the next game, and again...
Periapsis13: i remembered how much i liked it, opened it up, beat the final boss and got ending whiplash from that last twist
Lysander_Gustav: This game has an interesting art style
Dr_fragenstien: I try not to leave games I like closed to finished, just because I want to get into the habit of actually completing things instead of giving up all the time
blast__femur: yeah competitive multiplayer by myself is the only thing that ever really tilts me anymore
nkcola: PJSalt
Armstrong11139: Yeah I can relate to that. Digital MTG drives me nuts but I can't stay away for long
TXC2: yeah I NEVER get angey playing IRL, on arena though :P
eruanno123: I did exactly that with shin megami tensei apocalypse, I loved this game but the final area became frustrating and I just didn't finish it
the_bananarchist: I get super tilted when Arena disconnects and doesn't tell me until I lose during a competitive draft but that's a side note
blast__femur: I don't break stuff though, and will continue not to, ideally
solahwin_tampramain: yeah, thats me with magic sometimes
the_bananarchist: but never enough to like damage stuff
Tser1ng: Someone get Adam a stuffed Pikachu he can throw around when he's mad.
wildpeaks: and then you realize you had your mic on :D
TXC2: CataclysmicReverb that, and when the Op just has EVERY removal right when they need it :P
AGiantRoach: Also me too Adam! Arena tilts me to hell
CobaltShurikenReborn: people who rage in real life scare me
1losttheGame: i just get horribly critical of everything i do
CataclysmicReverb: @TXC2 Oh yeah. Can't stand the fun denial matchups.
Trymantha: games with no quick/auto save and dying sends you to the menu are the fastest tilt for me
AmoriLinguae: 'cause IRL there's a person there
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DrWreckage: Losing doesn't bug me, but not getting to play bugs me a lot. Like in magic, mana screw.
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darthcoercis: i would honestly rather floss my nose with razor wire than play arena again. i now have a deep hatred for merfolk.
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
blast__femur: beep beep you're ded
AGiantRoach: in Paper I don't mind getting owned. I'm happy my OP is doing badass stuff
thirsty_kitteh: And then they cascaded...into BBE!
KartoffelKaiser: Key word special spice mix dry rub
eruanno123: I once saw one guy throwing his deck to the wall because he got mana screwed 2 games in a row
PMAvers: Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I just don't play Magic.
wtrob: I played in a draft a couple weeks ago and mulled to five over half of my games. Was not happy about that. :/
SaiyaOrigaia: i did have a former friend who when he got tilted he bit the controller. His xbox controller had so many teeth marks
solahwin_tampramain: spear it!!
SunsetOcelot: It's a buffalope
Himyul: it's a horn-dog
DigitalSeahorse: a deergoat
BloodForTheCorelab: i demand more jackalopes!
Tiber727: There's a reason I enjoy games that are like Magic but without lands.
morgoth_bauglyr: reading up on the land draw statistics made me much less angry at mana flood/screw
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: fast as fast can be!
the_bananarchist: a...barrel?
Lysander_Gustav: She has a barrel! This is a darksouls game!
CaKnuckleguy: She's going to give you BOTH barrels...?
Freshly_Toasted: What the hell, why does everybody sound great?
IncredibleFrown: i've had like multiple streaks of multiple nights in a row where i just wasn't allowed to play magic and i think the last one has broken me of my enjoyment of the game
TXC2: thing is when your deck goes off, there's no feeling like it
Freshly_Toasted: Everything is great
KartoffelKaiser: On the flip side, nothing makes me happier in magic than when I mulligan a bad hand and win because my opponent kept a bad 7 instead of mulliganing.
SpanielDayLewis: shes gonna wreck you with that barrel
blast__femur: the pass is impassible. Hm.
accountmadeforants: This voice sounds super familiar
CataclysmicReverb: Ah yes, Gypsy accent
DigitalSeahorse: grass movement is ...interesting
Freshly_Toasted: Where was the marketing for this?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Part of the reason I can't play paper magic is I can't find a local group who share my thoughts on how I wanna play magic lol
VeinNetwork: One of the few issues I have with certain magic players is when they will consistently scoop the moment things go bad, then when you do whine when you don't play it out
TXC2: is she from France? is she from Russia? is she from Africa? yes
Dr_fragenstien: can you copy your save data and e-mail it to yourself/stick it on a flash drive?
PMAvers: Well, it's not like you have to worry about your build or anything.
Ukon_vasara: yeah, its hard to choose which is worse, those games where you never had a choice to make, or those games where you had literal 1 choice to make to make and chose wrong miasThump
silenceaux: Chug soda and point?
dzitemblesssma: You being online has answered my question of what I'll be doing before going to bed :D
Mister_Skittles: chat! Who loves orange soda????
Lysander_Gustav: I might have seen that one
Rhynerd: Yeah, I feel like I ecnountered somebody with this voice in another game, or just this voice actor.
darthcoercis: soda? oh, you mean soft drink.
blast__femur: Is this game on PC?
Psychic_Ketchup: Mister_Skittles Kel LOVES orange soda
blast__femur: ahhh gotcha thanks
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Freshly_Toasted: MMMMM
morgoth_bauglyr: steam has release date TBA
IncredibleFrown: it has a steam listing but it doesn't have a date there yet
Mister_Skittles: TQ
azureHaights: He do he do he do he DOOO-ooh
the_bananarchist: side note, ERB dropped a new video after like forever of radio silence
Amentur: You can find it on steam but it says TBD on it's release date
blast__femur: also if you use a bone and don't say "E. T. Bone home" in your head you're def a cop
darthcoercis: @IncredibleFrown it's an epic store exclusive for the time being.
squickster: you can find it on steam but you cannot buy it
CataclysmicReverb: Hmm... not sure I want to install epic games launcher... will it come out on switch?
DeviantHS: tbd on steam
IncredibleFrown: no i know, i'm just communicating that steam does see it
tim19862: orange soda is a good alternative, but dr pepper is my main soda. ps. I'm not an idiot Adam. lrrAWESOME
Scy_Anide: most likely just a timed exclusive
SaiyaOrigaia: its listed on steam with a TBD date
TXC2: CataclysmicReverb unlikely
darthcoercis: i think it's either a 3 or 6 month timed exclusive. i don't think it's coming to switch though.
Traion: I'm curious how much Epic has paid for all these exclusivity deals
Lysander_Gustav: Oh, this is an epicgames publication
Amentur: Maybe Epic just bought a timed exclusivity?
moxbagel: Saw "Ashen" on the sidebar. Name checks out geez
AGiantRoach: Epic has that fortnite money
Freshly_Toasted: Dark souls 1, 3 and bloodborne
DigitalSeahorse: they look like hyenas
KartoffelKaiser: *teleprots behind u* 'barkin personnel kid'
Lysander_Gustav: I love the different kind of ragdolls in these games
Feminine_Desires: Nuclear Throne is a very good roguelike :D
Amentur: Rami is such a delightful person lrrHEART
wildpeaks: flying doge :D
azureHaights: @KartoffelKaiser Coldsteel the Hedge Dog
nkcola: Adam with the Big Slammer Hammer and the Big City Slamms
blast__femur: same Alex. I love roguelikes but never ever finish them
TXC2: I'm the same with RTSs
wtrob: Does Slay the Spire count as a rogue-like?
Rhynerd: The only Roguelike I've managed to finish is Risk of Rain
TXC2: wtrob yes
the_bananarchist: Did you ever play Rogue: Legacy?
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Nightvalien28: the ending of downwell was delightful but my god is it hard
silenceaux: Downwell is still good, managed to get to Hard Mode recently
the_bananarchist: *Rogue Legacy
Nightvalien28: alex dusk was released today
Rhynerd: and honestly, I feel like that's how Roguelikes are meant to work.
tim19862: *blink* *blink* is it even possible to finish a rougelike? lrrFRUMP
DigitalSeahorse: I got a Downwell button with my DB shirt :D
Freshly_Toasted: Wait, downwell has an ending?
1losttheGame: YO
Freshly_Toasted: ROCK SPOODER
WeedenProject: I had a similar problem with Iconoclasts; Great game, but I had a real hard time getting through it
azureHaights: CRAB BATTLE
AGiantRoach: So heres this Giant Enemy Crab
coelopteryx: oh snap it's gigalith from pokemon
blast__femur: Krabe!
TXC2: hay a hedron crab
the_bananarchist: It's crablante
1losttheGame: "corb" LUL
Rhynerd: it bleeds acid?
strgrv: which Dark Souls is this?
Scy_Anide: I can do rogue-lights but generally not rogue-likes. I think the only rogue-like I finished is...Spelunky?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: KRABE
tim19862: that's a rockin crab lrrBEEJ
Invitare: Batarian?
DigitalSeahorse: Y U half to be crabby?
MilkInBag: oh hey it's the A-Team PogChamp
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
AGiantRoach: he watched you dodge and just waited
dzitemblesssma: I have exactly the same problem, I love the concept of roguelikes, and then fail to invest the time to get very far in them.
the_bananarchist: except crabs have ten legs and this one had eight? So it's more like a rock lobster? :P
Dr_fragenstien: I need to play spelunky> I have it, but never played it
whistarn: Just hopped onto EpicgGames' store is Journey coming to PC!?
RichardMcSundy: I beat Enter The Gungeon, really like that game
wtrob: Slay the Spire is my go-to rogue-like because I love card games and I love drafting.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex and Adam
TehAmelie: the Orange Soda video:
rocketjohn: And then you get those miserable fuckers who say "But x game isn't hard at all, you must just suck"
wildpeaks: yes whistarn
MilkInBag: nye txc2
m0nkeyrama: The epic games store has some awesome stuff coming up
SunsetOcelot: Doggied!
MilkInBag: bye*
silenceaux: Good yeener~
rocketjohn: "well yes, i fucking know"
Scy_Anide: the difficulty in Spelunky works well because there's precision to the game. I do wish there was an option to just turn off the ghost though
TehAmelie: Orange Pop actually. cursed name
the_bananarchist: @rocketjohn yeah but screw those guys
m0nkeyrama: Free subnautica later this week
Amentur: Good night TXC2 cohhML
whistarn: Yeeeeeeees!
MilkInBag: I thought Adam was about to say 'sometimes I'm interested but this is not at all' LUL
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't try to be something you're not.
wildpeaks: fair, lrrbot
Rhynerd: !smash
LRRbot: Put the state in Smash, you cowards!
Jelkimantis: Ya'll, There is a new MTG novel written by Brandon Sanderson coming out.
Boiler_bot: thanks LRRbot
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FurthestChunk55: hello!
DigitalSeahorse: raaaaiiiid
Freshly_Toasted: Cam!
m0nkeyrama: Hey cam and raiders!
Rhynerd: It's the Cam Fam!
RomanianMyEscutcheon: lrrSIGNAL unarmeHmm
ContingentCat: Cam says he endorses that game
MilkInBag: is this Dark Dauntless Souls?
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex & Adam play Ashen. So does that make this a...triple-A game? Kappa
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Amentur: Hello Cam fam lrrHEART
Jelkimantis: Hey Cam Fam!
DoodlestheGreat: Alex, have you seen any of the stuff Obsidian has released for "The Outer Worlds?"
the_bananarchist: aight I gotta head out to play some Rainbow Lich at my LGS; take care y'all!
solahwin_tampramain: Cam fam!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART ferociousThink ferociousThink ferociousThink
Mangledpixel: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
ofakar: whet the Souls-whistle once a year. I can live with that
Lyntoon: Hey Adam, just want to say watching you play dark cloud 2 has caused me to buy and play it for the first time on PS4 and I am really enjoying it, thank you :)
Periapsis13: oh look at that big boy
FurthestChunk55: cameron owns this game! he stated he's played 20 minutes of it
FurthestChunk55: he should probably play more
unarmedoracle: I bought it on Sunday but have only been able to play about 20 minutes but it's gorgeous and looked really promising
RomanianMyEscutcheon: By his own account, Cam has played 20 minutes of Ashen, and he endorses this game.
Asimech: Dammit, @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
MilkInBag: Doctor prescription: play more
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: badumtshh
FurthestChunk55: so is this a dank swoles
unarmedoracle: any fun builds?
Freshly_Toasted: Big hammer = big fun
AgentMagicMaster: what's with you having a friend?
DigitalSeahorse: unarmedoracle is on point with today's hot topic
Rhynerd: We helped him out, and he's coming withg us.
nkcola: Still miss my Lost Sinner build from Dark Souls 2
FurthestChunk55: can you play as a space marine in this game lrrBEEJ
Valdinzar24: is this fully released or in early access
Laserbeaks_Fury: No King, No King, la lala la la la
ContingentCat: such speedy doggos
Dr_fragenstien: oh god I just watched orange soda. it's too funny, but in a way that only idiots like me find funny
strgrv: is this a post apocalyptic fantasy setting?
aesir_blade: Fun builds: Bandit. Soul level ninety nine. Forty eight vitality. Sixty six endurance. Twelve attunement. Sixteen fuckin' strength...
Rhynerd: Sometimes he's actually a player
Mangledpixel: AgentMagicMaster my guess is they wanted more of the co-op feel but in single player
unarmedoracle: anyway, have a great stream and i'm thrilled that you like this game
Porsgaard81: What happened with the spaceship?
TehAmelie: we're all idiots like that down here
DigitalSeahorse: that's fukkin icker :P
Feminine_Desires: @Valdinzar24 there is no early access on epic game store for all I know
unarmedoracle: maybe see you when i get to the office?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ah yes, the "Duck Hunt" combo
MilkInBag: are you playing medieval freddy mercury?
IncredibleFrown: presumably, having an npc with you most of the time makes the journey drop-in partners less obvious
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: uh, mah gud, beckah... is this that duk suls?
TehAmelie: have you ever seen a man destroyed to his core by having a bottle of soda drank at him? do you want to? then this is the video for you
1losttheGame: everything is deliberatly placed and i love it
DigitalSeahorse: does this stream have breaks?
dzitemblesssma: Blooom, more Bloom
RichardMcSundy: like that new far cry game
IncredibleFrown: it's like the ramones
RichardMcSundy: so much color vomited everywhere
Ukon_vasara: but i thought more was better *applies 8 shaders*
dr0ne00000: are you chugging j00sess in game? nice
SaiyaOrigaia: a clear, consistent aesthetic always seems to be better
MilkInBag: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Scy_Anide: "But look at how many checkboxes we ticked!" is the call of the overdesigned game
ArcOfTheConclave: it's shadows on the wall
RichardMcSundy: i agree alex
aesir_blade: Alex, have you played the new episode of DUSK now that it's out?
MilkInBag: aimbot
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Questhere: If I can't be grossly incandescent , then what's the point
EvilBadman: There's some real good atmosphere when you go into some of the dungeons.
Who_lio42: it looks like a somehow pared down Absolver
Dr_fragenstien: I also like how they're also not doing what most indie games are doing these days by not having any detail whatsoever and things are just flat polyginal 3d models and 2d objects
wtrob: I'll take a game with kind of art style of some AAA hyper-realism stuff any day
MilkInBag: D:
kamelion84: lrrWOW
tim19862: lrrWOW lrrSPOOP
Alephred: Is this the XBox or PC version of Ashen?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nOPE
FurthestChunk55: this is CURSED
Rhynerd: oh, that's a murder ghost
MilkInBag: excuse me
wtrob: seabatYIKES
Mysticman89: oh is that the girl from the ring
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: could we not fight Albert Wesker? that an option?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
darthcoercis: oh yeah, just like in souls, things with red eyes are a lot nastier than normal.
tim19862: the new archvile skin is great Kappa
Hvertor: So I haven#t been here that long, but will we see more of other weapons and how move-sets change/don't?
wildpeaks: trouble, that's what it is
dzitemblesssma: The game does look very nice while keeping visual clutter low, I guess to allow the player to focus n the importaant things
1losttheGame: seabatYIKES
nkcola: You just got spooped
Valdinzar24: is this only on pc atm
m0nkeyrama: These things are no joke
PMAvers: Xbox as well.
1losttheGame: also on xbox one i saw?
tim19862: this looks cool
MilkInBag: Journey, but with weapons
TastyArsenic: at least this one doesn't just straight 1shot you
Freshly_Toasted: Shadow of the journey absolver souls
Spacecarl: I wonder if you could have just grabbed the quest item there and ignored creepy lady
GoodGameConrax: hey! nice stream dude 😃
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you get one warning shot
Papperslappen: Friend guy has switched back from that sweet mace to a pole axe
Valdinzar24: :( i'm a ps4 man so sucks for me and my laptop could probably run this but it would also probably explode
DigitalSeahorse: LRR is best stream for inclusiveness :D
tim19862: cool
KartoffelKaiser: *lewdness intensifies*
wildpeaks: ghost beej ?
Freshly_Toasted: Something comforting to hold o those cold nights
Periapsis13: wait he helps you up ledges? good companion
darthcoercis: the specs aren't that high
Despoiler98: Hi Alex it was really nice to see you at PAX Unplugged I hope you enjoy your lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP mini :D
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
cuttlefishman: bounce that cheque off of the games ass?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i just watched the orange soda video. i'm find it disturbing.
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Feminine_Desires: This will not be easier to run than one would expect, there's a lot to constantly load without loading screens.
aesir_blade: Min specs are 4G ram 2G vram 3.5GHz i3 processor
cuttlefishman: is that a spider crab?
Freshly_Toasted: Spooder and crab tag team
Valdinzar24: hmmm i 'll give it a shot at some point still absorbed with smash bros and destiny atm
Despoiler98: Hi Alex it was really nice to see you at PAX Unplugged I hope you enjoy your lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP mini :D
m0nkeyrama: Seems like your companion has difficulty keeping up sometimes
KartoffelKaiser: 2 gigs vram is minimum specs? that seems like a lot
Feminine_Desires: 2-gigs of video ram x.x christ.
Feminine_Desires: That is ridiculous
solsesshiro: That's way higher than I would have expected
EvilBadman: I believe so
Jelkimantis: The movements of this rock-crab make me think that she really just wants to hug you, can't understand why you're hitting her, and is getting frustrated... simple misunderstanding is all.
Freshly_Toasted: Must be, seems to do more damage
EvilBadman: there's not a lot of help documents on this right now, which is great, tbh
aesir_blade: Minimum card it suggests is a gtx 760
darthcoercis: 2gb of video ram is about what you get on a budget card.
coelopteryx: always the first thing that phrase brings to mind is that one episode of rocket power where otto nearly drowns on a big wave or something and he misremembers the phrase as "i shouldn't bounce a check off my butt"
wtrob: Just crit (:
TStodden: Processor speed is a bit high, but might run with a slower i5 or i7
KartoffelKaiser: Like my machine has 2 gigs vram. It's not exactly a new machine but I expect to be able to run a game like this without a problem
aquinas_0: @solsesshiro probably the level scale
accountmadeforants: Besides the (non-V)RAM, those specs don't really mean anything, no
Stoffern: It seems to still use very nice textures
DigitalSeahorse: I now have a GTX1070 :)
dzitemblesssma: 2 gigs of video memory is mid level laptop graphics two years ago,
EvilBadman: up on d-pad should summon a bro
m0nkeyrama: You actually seem to have lost your companion this time
tim19862: rad
Freshly_Toasted: YIKES
m0nkeyrama: He maybe didn't want to fight this thing
cuttlefishman: Is this like... the Ring?
cuttlefishman: this boss feels very Ring
wildpeaks: welp you made her mad :D
aesir_blade: Quelaag flashbacks
Freshly_Toasted: I think... she just took us to the ring?
Feminine_Desires: @cuttlefishman it's not a boss
tim19862: reminds me of the archevile from doom
Spacecarl: at least it seems like she doesnt have a huge amount of health
FurthestChunk55: probably don't want to fight Satan
KartoffelKaiser: I want to see that hit box
Valdinzar24: but i like what i see
MilkInBag: that boss is Twitch chat incarnate when a streamer says orange soda is for dummies
KartoffelKaiser: That cant be regulation size where's that hit box's piss test
FurthestChunk55: also yeah, is that hit box regulation size?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: gotta LoS that explosion...?
accountmadeforants: The actual minimum ifor GPU s a GTX 760, with GTX 970 being recommended. Which is quite high.
EvilBadman: Companions randomly appear, but you can get one regularly with d-pad up
Jelkimantis: @CastleOtranto Good afternoon.
dzitemblesssma: Yeah right colour in desaturated colour schemes are dangerous
m0nkeyrama: He got lost seabatYIKES
tim19862: wish there was a checkpoint closer to that boss
wildpeaks: gone, both ingame and irl
FurthestChunk55: let's get that spoopy ghost person a piss cup
EvilBadman: Also, there is a chance that your companion is an actual human and you lost them while traversing
Freshly_Toasted: There are so many kinds of axes in this game
dzitemblesssma: @accountmadeforants oh that's a lot higher than I expected
Feminine_Desires: Nah this game definitely needs a high requirments
KartoffelKaiser: what list is bigger: all the different axes in this game, or all the different pole arms in AD&D
Feminine_Desires: there is a lot going on
Jelkimantis: @CastleOtranto Shouldn't we be grading?
Feminine_Desires: low poly doesn't really mean anything
accountmadeforants: In terms of CPU, it seems pretty insistent on 3.5 GHz Intel CPUs for some reason, but otherwise recommends really low-end AMD FX CPUs. So I don't think they matter.
m0nkeyrama: It also doesn't look like backstabs are a thing
EvilBadman: Flask improvements are two different NPCs in town. You have the one for "number of swigs"
m0nkeyrama: ?
thebluecosmonaut: yo
Freshly_Toasted: I mean... there might be even MORE axes but I'm not sure much beats all the OG polearms
m0nkeyrama: Blue :o
heyluckyannie: pride100 You all rock
accountmadeforants: Like, the "Core i3/5/7" branding is something like 10 years old, it doesn't actually say anything
justwhatever_idk: here's a nothing goof: Ashen, but it's about being in a state of mind like Ashton, Ashley, and/or Ash. "We be Ashen" you could say. This is Nothing.
Freshly_Toasted: I've never seen a username and comment match so perfectly until now
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Omthebox: Strawberry Milk :v)
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MilkInBag: HAHA
MilkInBag: Om you're terrible
m0nkeyrama: Om DansGame DansGame DansGame
ritchards: Shots fired!
Mysticman89: strawberries don't even have nipples
PMAvers: How'd he get out of the cave?
thebluecosmonaut: dragging the fight in here NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: hhahahahhahaha
Juliamon: O:
Invitare: what? Do you drink Orange Soda too??
puckms: is this game coop?
tergonis: adam you are an inflamatory monster
Dr_fragenstien: I can't say I've had strawberry milk. I'm not a huge fan of fruit though
TastyArsenic: strawberry milk is gross and for babies
silenceaux: He said the forbidden drink
m0nkeyrama: Spreading the strawberry milk curse, Om seabatYIKES
Juliamon: O: O:
DigitalSeahorse: Japanese strawberry milk IS legit
BloodForTheCorelab: chicken milk!
o0sk_ren0o: I'm not a fan, but thats based entirely on Nesquik.
wildpeaks: this escalated quickly :D
mtvcdm: You know what's good? Milk.
Mr_Horrible: Adam you're gonna drown in these controversial takes
Freshly_Toasted: I love that the strongest opinions people have in the LRR community are food based
RobotInProgress: A truely magical girl
Juliamon: Hot take: orange milk best milk
tim19862: katesNice
lifecharacter: Getting carried by the NPC
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
mtvcdm: 2% for life!
ritchards: Can't milk Beej, but can milk James?
FurthestChunk55: got there
DigitalSeahorse: ewwwww
Lord_Durin: Homeboy did this?... I did this
tim19862: lol
MilkInBag: orange juice + milk makes solid food :)
RomanianMyEscutcheon: EZ game EZ life
Juliamon: Alex gets it
Mysticman89: is your bud immortal? Can one cheese by just getting him to agro and then running away?
n3ther: no
n3ther: no it doesn't
FurthestChunk55: but yeah, banana milk is fuckin' lit
m0nkeyrama: RIP, that sounds nasty
solsesshiro: You broke Adam
Mr_Horrible: Earning that full time position after this internship ends
darthcoercis: orange/peppermint milk
Darleysam: wow, mods, please
dzitemblesssma: Orange juice and whipped cream
tim19862: LUL
n3ther: orangeflavored toothpaste??
Freshly_Toasted: Lemon juice in my milk every morning, yo
VeinNetwork: That's just orange juice!
o0sk_ren0o: Orange+Chocolate milk. I hope it tastes like a chocolate orange
FurthestChunk55: orange milk sound heinous
Rhynerd: I doubt it tastes like that
Freshly_Toasted: There's just some tea in there as well
accountmadeforants: A colleague of mine mixes orange juice with milk. Pretty sure he's possessed by a demon.
EvilBadman: Orange Milk Mustache = Power Move
DrWreckage: This is my favorite duo. Please get a weekly show on the schedule with you two
n3ther: HAHA
DigitalSeahorse: OJ makes milk curdle
ritchards: Orange juice + Lemonade = great!
Tiber727: Adam, hater of fruits and milk.
BloodForTheCorelab: o0sk_ren0o didn't they do that at one desert bus
Aztren: egg milk is good
drcthulu: thoughts on orange milk mustaches Adam?
CaptainSpam: Flavored milk... see, to me, that sounds only slightly removed from a milkshake, so i guess it comes down to mouthfeel for me.
o0sk_ren0o: Adam, do you just not like Oranges?
MilkInBag: orange eggnog
justwhatever_idk: we have a local milk company that does wild flavors like that
FurthestChunk55: oranges are awful
Statist42: you guys ever heard of banana juice plus wheat beer? delicious and after one you dont need dinner
tim19862: LOL
justwhatever_idk: what if there was jalapeno milk
o0sk_ren0o: Oranges are delicious
FurthestChunk55: oranges are the food of the devil
Mysticman89: wow, such impression
KeirenH: orange milk Is how you would make orange flavoured pancakes
tergonis: lolwut???
justwhatever_idk: Spicy Milk
thebluecosmonaut: smash mouth 2
m0nkeyrama: They are NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: oranges on pizza
Amentur: Why though?
Boiler_bot: Wow is James in the room?
KartoffelKaiser: I mean twitch IS a swamp Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: Is james the new voice of shrek?
solsesshiro: I feel like they have to
Orgmastron: It's called a cover
VeinNetwork: that's called a cover album adam
CataclysmicReverb: are they putting all-star in smash?
silenceaux: This was not the response Alex was looking for
AGiantRoach: but Youtube already remade Shrek lrrBEEJ
Freshly_Toasted: K/DA cover of all star?
solsesshiro: But Smash Mouth fucking hates that song now
wildpeaks: they are rebooting it ? o.O
PMAvers: If I remember correctly, you're basically right by the ritual stone?
Mr_Horrible: Gib Russian Shrek pls
WeedenProject: I'm sorry what?! Shrek reboot? But why?
Freshly_Toasted: cross the memes
DigitalSeahorse: oranges are good but the orange flavor of meds and toothpaste and some other things are gross
MilkInBag: add Shrek to Super Smash you cowards
FurthestChunk55: yeah, turns out all star is a good song
rocketjohn: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Fighting Fantasy Legends Portal (Humble Bundle)
Psychic_Ketchup: Desert Bus made me actually like All Star
FurthestChunk55: BROTHERRRRR
SharkHero08: they did
rocketjohn: They did. Hogan is in the HoF again now
Squiidd_pope: Yeah, Hulk is back in
Alephred: "Leathery pringles can"
rocketjohn: so that he could be at Crown Jewel
Bobtheninjagoldfish: yeah they did, They pulled him out to Saudi arabia and apparenly they are renewing his legends contrct at the end of the year
Freshly_Toasted: bRRRotheRRRRR
DigitalSeahorse: yup
KartoffelKaiser: Yup, also they paid him to do like one thing at a Saudi Arabian show they did
Despoiler98: Why did he throw his spear into a wall?
KartoffelKaiser: Like he came out and did his brother dude jack schtik and then he was never seen or heard from again.
FurthestChunk55: this big hammer thingy is real meaty
VeinNetwork: So apparently yugioh released a holiday remix called It's Time to Yule and its a real thing?!?!
lifecharacter: Homeboy never dies.
Trymantha: i literally just listened to it
lifecharacter: He just gets disappointed in us.
Trymantha: its a thing that exists
tim19862: haha
Freshly_Toasted: Homeboy has his own sidequests to complete
A_Dub888: James "Always Late" Turner
Mr_Horrible: "Whatcha gonna do when Hulk-a-mania comes to town?" "Be incredibly disappointed, but unfortunately not that surprised."
TehAmelie: did he do anything to justify getting back there or did they just think after three months people would forget why he was removed?
Psychic_Ketchup: VeinNetwork yo what that's such a good name!
EvilBadman: i'll lose my house!
solsesshiro: That's a lot of puppies
justwhatever_idk: @VeinNetwork can't wait for MtG's rendition of the Nativity calling it Magi: The Gathering
DigitalSeahorse: then James wouldn't buy you ice cream! :O
Freshly_Toasted: pet the doggos to turn them against their masters
Valdinzar24: that sounds like a crapshot
KartoffelKaiser: tooooo many dogs. Toooooo many dooogss
m0nkeyrama: This music, though Kreygasm Kreygasm
Freshly_Toasted: multiclass into beastmaster ranger
Dr_fragenstien: pooked!
tim19862: katesWa katesOw lrrSPOOP
Trymantha: The saudi's probably requested him by name and vince wants that saudi money @TehAmelie
VeinNetwork: @Psychic_Ketchup I wish I made it up but its perfect!
accountmadeforants: Oh man, that ambush was gorgeous
MilkInBag: sticked
solsesshiro: I liked the pupswarm more.
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tergonis: you have been razzled
RobotInProgress: We heard something... a thud
Lord_Durin: he dazzled when he should have razzled
CataclysmicReverb: Bold move
Dr_fragenstien: If there's a sequel to this game, would this one be calle Ashen One?
Mr_Horrible: We need more dazzle! Razzle's solid, but we need more dazzle!
ValFromBrink: is this dork souls
TehAmelie: heh was it just me who thought of Adam and his sweet moves when they saw Madam Razz in She--Ra?
DigitalSeahorse: Dank Souls
tim19862: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: I think he's equipping the weapon of the guy who killed him last?
BogglesUrMind: So just from the look, I assume this is made by the same people as Absolver?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
Dr_fragenstien: BibleThump
thebluecosmonaut: didnt know adam was so damn harsh
Williamjr3413: SabaPing
Despoiler98: Adam so harsh
m0nkeyrama: Poor Val :(
1losttheGame: blue
Amentur: While you were dying homeboy was studying the hammer
thebluecosmonaut: hows this guy get to be a pro youtuber
Despoiler98: lrrAWW
Freshly_Toasted: Adam is too real for me
Mysticman89: Random_twitch_chatter: Oh... ok... :(
EvilBadman: @BogglesUrMind Nope!
Mr_Horrible: I'm only just noticing that the landscape is considerably bleaker than when last I looked
solsesshiro: @BogglesUrMind Nope
DigitalSeahorse: *leaves* Kappa
MilkInBag: Blue don't start anything here 😡
ValFromBrink: being a real Madam
tehfewl: did we make enough hammer time jokes already?
Despoiler98: Adam is too Edgy for me to handle slytqShock
thebluecosmonaut: stupid shit like 'adams incineroar is butts'
m0nkeyrama: Oh shit, blue
1losttheGame: the chats alll here now
Mr_Horrible: @thebluecosmonaut to be fair, EVERYONE'S Roar is butts :p
thebluecosmonaut: ^^^
Squiidd_pope: its a "bad matchup"
FurthestChunk55: get Bobby's Car to teach you, Adam Kappa
BogglesUrMind: Wow, that's shocking cause the designs of everything from the characters to the menu screens is really similar to Absolver.
thebluecosmonaut: bobby's car PogChamp
splatty1: so is this like dark souls but with quest UI and explanations and any form of guidance? Kappa
Dr_fragenstien: this feel more like Adam's chan than lrr's
Mr_Horrible: our wrestleboi is, shall we say, no bueno
coelopteryx: gesundheit of burp
BogglesUrMind: No to mention both are souls-esque.
Despoiler98: BLYAT
thebluecosmonaut: THATS
thebluecosmonaut: not even TRUE
1losttheGame: Kappa
FurthestChunk55: is that guy just doing his OoT Link impression
Omthebox: LUL
TastyArsenic: i have a friend like that for melee. we were roommates in uni and dtarted playing together but he went HARD on it and hes power ranked now
Dr_fragenstien: is that blood dripping from your hammer after you smack someone with it?
Omthebox: Wow blue no life
Freshly_Toasted: Remember you can charge strong attacks for extra slam jam
m0nkeyrama: Blue does nothing but play smash LUL LUL
Squiidd_pope: I will say that at least everyone has a shot in smash though cause it not a normal fighting game
DigitalSeahorse: how common are synchronized burps with LRR?
thebluecosmonaut: tbh i was just playing smash 5 mins ago LUL
EvilBadman: Yeah, you get a stash in a bit
Mr_Horrible: Blue plays Chrom DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Still can't win at fight night LUL
Mysticman89: your lack of face is no longer a concern.
FurthestChunk55: what tier is pichu
Traion: I mean what else is a 5 year old doing all day Blue? Kappa
VeinNetwork: Hey! they're only low grade amphetamines!
Dr_fragenstien: I get sweaty when playing league
silenceaux: That comes from putting too much pressure on yourself, I think
SolarJudas: I get that when I play magic with any stranger
MilkInBag: raichu missing, so it's the worst game ever
Squiidd_pope: EVERYONE IS HERE
v_nome: Does Pichu still hurt himself?
Dr_fragenstien: Everyone's here, alex :)
thebluecosmonaut: yeah @v_nome
TastyArsenic: yeah, whos even good in ultimate i have no idea
KartoffelKaiser: The game just came out there how are their already tiers
Stoffern: They have 3 Links
lifecharacter: They have Link and kid Link
FurthestChunk55: yeah, pichu was in Melee because they wanted to fill out the roster
Squiidd_pope: (including tiny Pikachu)
BogglesUrMind: And toon link and young link
thebluecosmonaut: dark pit and pit
wtrob: I can play casual mode no problem, but slap a competitive tag on any game mode and I get super nervous.
Mr_Horrible: pichu is probably s, from what we've seen
m0nkeyrama: Fight nights are a low stress environment, it's just beat up blue time
1losttheGame: there are 3 links, toon, adult, and young link
Statist42: and toon link and young link
solsesshiro: I've come to terms with generally being shit at games and no longer get nervous
Squiidd_pope: Samus and dark samus
v_nome: @thebluecosmonaut Nice. Now I really want to play it.
m0nkeyrama: Pichu does still hurt itself
Amentur: They have link and toon (child) link
o0sk_ren0o: My top 5 Smash fighters are: Ganondorf, Captain Falcon, Robin, Pikachu, Kirby
justwhatever_idk: Link, Young Link, Toon Link
Mr_Horrible: high-reward glass cannon
1losttheGame: and pichu does still hurt itself
FurthestChunk55: Pichu still hurts itself, but barely
tim19862: beejacku?
Squiidd_pope: we have 4 different variations of marth
FurthestChunk55: like, .4% at a time
EvilBadman: finishing that quest in the south is a boss, but unlocks fast Travel
justwhatever_idk: Marth, Roy, Chrom, Lucina
solsesshiro: Instead I get shaky from an unexpected adrenaline rush when I actually do well
TastyArsenic: yeah young link and toon link arent even echo fighters tho
m0nkeyrama: tbf, chrom is a mix of all the FE characters
Mr_Horrible: Mah boi Ridley
IncredibleFrown: i've been liking ridley's feel
FurthestChunk55: yeah all three links have different playstyles
Alchemistmerlin: There's a lot of...unnecessary characters in this Smash. We really don't need Link, Young Link,and Toon link. We REALLY don't need 90 variations on "Anime Sword Boy who's down B is a counter" from Fire Emblem
Alness49: I love the Suprise when the announcer announces "Bowser! Junior?"
FurthestChunk55: it's like fox and falco
Squiidd_pope: im gona take inkling to the top of the tier lists
Squiidd_pope: quote me Kappa
splatty1: but what about 8 player smash Kappa
SharkHero08: My Kirby is 'undefeated' though :^)
Eklinaar: Adam how could you say something so controversial yet so bold
m0nkeyrama: "undefeated"
FurthestChunk55: pls don't say smash isn't possible to be played competetively
Diabore: !next
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KartoffelKaiser: Yeah but the game doesnt lose anything from having those extra characters. If they want to spend the dev time to add them, they spend the dev time.
solsesshiro: @Alchemistmerlin We had a conversation recently about FE being a letdown, because it has a lot more interesting archetypes than just sword-dudes
BloodForTheCorelab: yes alex I'm right there with you
DigitalSeahorse: my copy pasta keys have sound fx now o.o
FurthestChunk55: sakurai designed the game for everybody
Papperslappen: Smash is the Mario Kart of fighting games
RedGriffin42: I agree
CataclysmicReverb: Smash for 64 did NOT have solid mechanics
MrUglama: how is the game so far?
Diabore: why did adam kill puppy?!?!
MrUglama: worth the $40?
FurthestChunk55: and i disagree with competetive players being incompatible with the party game mode
m0nkeyrama: The online in ultimate is butts
Invitare: yeah it became competitive because melee has a bunch of bugs
FurthestChunk55: because even fuckin' m2k will jam down with the party game mode
Squiidd_pope: no, the developers knew about wave dashing
KeirenH: Smash is in many ways 2 games, the more serious 1 on 1 fighting game, and the goofy chaotic 4 (up to 8 now) player party game
thebluecosmonaut: GUNZ
Alchemistmerlin: Oh man, Gunz!
thebluecosmonaut: hell yeah gunz
MilkInBag: so Smash 64 is the Vintage of Smash Bros?
IncredibleFrown: combos in street fighter 2 weren't intentional
solsesshiro: Oh my god,Gunz
Aarek: oh god gunz
Tiber727: I love Smash, but also love that Smash proves that fighting games don't have to be essentially spawns of Street Fighter.
Mr_Horrible: This iteration is definitely the best so far at providing for both communities. It's really imprrssive
Mister_Skittles: wave dashing and shit would be patched out by now
justwhatever_idk: It's interesting to hear this conversation right now because I've been seeing everyone griping about the Ultimate Competitive community again because they just announced the first big tournament
Mr_Horrible: *impressive, even
MrUglama: souls?
Freshly_Toasted: bad spooder
maxthefourth: !next
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thebluecosmonaut: you can wavedash barely in ultimate
thebluecosmonaut: and its actually useful
thebluecosmonaut: PogChamp
Darleysam: from getting into Dota these last couple of years, there's so many techniques that are in the game that clearly started out as bugs or quirks that people were exploiting
FurthestChunk55: i heavily disagree with party gaming and competetive gaming being incompatible
thebluecosmonaut: project m baybeee
KeirenH: Didn't they make a sequel to that game Alex is talking about that nobody played, because they removed all the "k style" exploit
m0nkeyrama: The smash games are fairly different
TastyArsenic: lol blue im with ya
Periapsis13: whichever you started on
wildpeaks: I literally was playing cs:s this week :D
Trymantha: 1.0 with the jumping awms with pin point accuracy
Temperature_Droplet: cs 1.6?? 1.5 for life!
FurthestChunk55: not just in Smash, but in other games with that distinction
SharkHero08: Well, Melee is the most watcheed event at EVO
MrUglama: could you guys do small review of ashen before closin?
Psychic_Ketchup: Speaking of Melee, if anyone hasn't checked out the latest Spectator Mode, holy shit is it ever good
thebluecosmonaut: 64 is all combos, melee is all fast, brawl is 'the intellectual', PM is wack, smash 4 is fun but ultimate is better
FurthestChunk55: turns out people are capable of multitudes
dzitemblesssma: I still run cs 1.6 in lans
wildpeaks: (it's still fun and there are low stakes, perfect to chill)
FurthestChunk55: i really enjoy 1v1 melee, i also really enjoy 4 player shenanigans
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah Spectator Mode is fucking fantastic btw.
Alness49: Melee is for the purists, and the latest version is probably the best representation of the series (though Brawl had the best single player campaign)
Williamjr3413: dead or alive is definitely beautiful in its own way
KartoffelKaiser: I did not care about competitive melee and all of a sudden I do, so thanks Adam
AGiantRoach: yeah spectator mode is really great.
TehAmelie: but at least if you're having trouble unlocking all the characters, the internet will tell you you're entitled
Lysander_Gustav: That sounds like mat mercer?
coelopteryx: in order to play smash i have to preemptively accept i'll get my ass kicked by people who know what they're doing at all
splatty1: is he hammering wood?
TastyArsenic: ultimate is so good but im garbage at it and keep losing the unlock battles
m0nkeyrama: ultimate does just feel like a better 4
Eklinaar: I was also going to say that sounds like Matt Mercer
FurthestChunk55: and there is nothing wrong with competitive melee, there is nothing wrong with party game brawl, there's nothing wrong with balanced ultimate
hippitybobbity: gotta hammer that wood into shape
justwhatever_idk: here's a goof to try out on the Smash Bros menu. First, click on the character Mario. Then, click on the character Fox. It'll kind of sound like the announcer is saying "Mario Fucks" Haha enjoy your Wednesday!
Trymantha: desire to know more intensifies
KeirenH: Melee is definitely the "quintessential" Smash, but the current one is always the one I would recommend for someone who is new
incredulouspasserby: Didn't you know, if you hit wood with a hammer enough a house magically appears
AGiantRoach: i said in the comments but what I find so impressive about the melee scene is that they were so DIY in spite of nintendo trying to kill them off.
Mr_Horrible: @thebluecosmonaut I would qualify 4 as "the intellectual" more, since it devolved less at top tier into chain grabs and cheese, but I also played very little competitive brawl
Diabore: is there pubg tonight?
Freshly_Toasted: wait
Freshly_Toasted: PET DOGGO?
KartoffelKaiser: "Fingers deep in noxious goop" Sounds like my first time Kappa
thebluecosmonaut: brawl was fucked up but also great
EvilBadman: So while you're away from town, it gets bigger.
thebluecosmonaut: if brawl had banned MK and ice climbers it'd be best smash game
thebluecosmonaut: hands down tbh
DigitalSeahorse: benginNail benginNail benginNail
EvilBadman: Behind Jokkel
kumatsu: Damn! The gas!
TastyArsenic: i love pm, fight me
KeirenH: @FurthestChunk55 There are absolutely things wrong with party game brawl
EvilBadman: The other Relic may be more your style, but is 10k
VHGS: @thebluecosmonaut nah
Mr_Horrible: I *do* miss my missle spam on samus...
m0nkeyrama: Controversial opinion there @thebluecosmonaut PogChamp
TastyArsenic: vrawl also had tripping, dont forget
wildpeaks: feed the lrrGREED
splatty1: have we found stockpile Thomas equivelent yet? your inventory is looking kind of full
thebluecosmonaut: why are you booing me i'm right
Mr_Horrible: but I'm glad of the advancements they've made in each iteration, and am thoroughly impressed w/ ultimate
Dr_fragenstien: meta knight
m0nkeyrama: Meta Knight
thebluecosmonaut: meta knight
FurthestChunk55: hi yes please don't at me with that shit
KeirenH: Meta Knight, was super broken
thebluecosmonaut: meta knight was TURBO BROKEN
lord_wertornion: I really like the progression the village makes it looks cool
Dr_fragenstien: super busted in brawl
thebluecosmonaut: broke the game in fuckin half
KartoffelKaiser: lukewarm take: tripping was good in brawl. It made it so that dashing wasn't always the correct thing to do, and capitalizing on tripping was a legit skill
VHGS: Ice Climbers mostly notable for having a not completely awful matchup against MK
holidayMD: blue tripping is in brawl therefor making it the worst
FurthestChunk55: brawl meta knight would've been busted in melee
Mr_Horrible: SwOrD pRiOrItY
thebluecosmonaut: i'd agree that tripping is good if it wasnt purely random
Dr_fragenstien: brawl was the smash I grew up with, I'm not a competitive player and even I could recognize how busted MK was
o0sk_ren0o: Isabell is currently my most hated fighter to go against
FurthestChunk55: that's how fucked meta knight was
ArcOfTheConclave: I loved metaknight in casual play.
thebluecosmonaut: if you could predict/play off it somehow then sure its cool
Squiidd_pope: Tripping was a mistake. If your character moved in any way, they could trip
Freshly_Toasted: stone axe is jokell's wea[pm
CataclysmicReverb: Well, meta IS in his name, so...
VHGS: @KartoffelKaiser Dashing is only so good in melee because you're able to instantly transition into any move with a pivot or a wavedash.
EvilBadman: Check out the other Relic at the table with talismen
KeirenH: In brawl, the tier list went S-tier Meta Knight, AAA-tier nobody, AA-tier Ice Climbers, then everybody else from there down
coelopteryx: like i don't get salty but i get disheartened & getting my ass kicked by people who know their shit is no fun for them let alone me. i play as sandbag basically
IncredibleFrown: the thing about tripping is that just because a machanic can be played around doesn't make it particularly interesting :v
MilkInBag: excuse me
thebluecosmonaut: yeah you just fall over while running
m0nkeyrama: Tripping was so annoying
KeirenH: Yeah, Brawl had problems
Dr_fragenstien: I though tri[[ing was funny, but it would be better if it was an optional thing you could turn on
corpocracy: Yeah, that alone made it hard to be competitive
thebluecosmonaut: many thousands of dollars would be lost off a few random trips
El_Funko: Hey boys, do I need to buy this asap?
FurthestChunk55: brawl was sakurai just overcorrecting in the other direction
corpocracy: But the rest of the game as a whole was pretty great
Squiidd_pope: Sup funk
arcaneemperor: noooo
arcaneemperor: just joined
hoktauri: Ban James, more Ashen
justwhatever_idk: Tripping was the single worst aspect of Brawl
Squiidd_pope: YOOOO JAMES
cheetoJack: !one
Freshly_Toasted: Aaw
arcaneemperor: wanted to see combat
DigitalSeahorse: Dad!
thebluecosmonaut: p u b
ArcOfTheConclave: Hi Dad!
Omthebox: Not enough Milk, but it was an okay stream.
Freshly_Toasted: Adios my dudes
KartoffelKaiser: James how dare >:|
m0nkeyrama: Was super fun, thanks for the stream seabatBRAIN
Psychic_Ketchup: Good stream folks!
azureHaights: Come to the stream if you want to see an ass whoopin'
jolly_flounder: @El_Funko yes, buy asap
frozenphoenix7: Stick around and watch James be killed by Funko.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Angreed66: Spectator James needs his pubs in his g's.
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream, Alex & Adam
Feminine_Desires: Excellent game!
MrUglama: wait! is it worth the $40
Lysander_Gustav: Good night Alex and Adam! Thanks for playing!
Macheya: The Smash Melee documentary mentioned that Meta Knight in Brawl was almost like the only Melee character in the game.
El_Funko: Oh hell yeah, the Smash reference
Metric_Furlong: bye
tim19862: my friend used to abuse pit so much it was super annoying
MilkInBag: @MrUglama worth is up to you
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
DigitalSeahorse: NOW KISS
splatty1: was that smash tv?
tergonis: thanks for the stream
Mr_Horrible: that was really good! Thanks for the stream!
EvilBadman: @MrUglama I've played a bit of it, and yes to me
El_Funko: The real Smash, not fake millennial Smash
hoktauri: It's just not right if you don't hear the now kiss
EvilBadman: Again, if you have Xbox Game Pass, Ashen is free on X1.
kassy_13: bless james :D
EdwardHaag: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Metric_Furlong: right, I should probably wind that poll down now
Mr_Horrible: I love my fake millennial smash @el_funko it has my space dragon BibleThump
arcaneemperor: what space dragon?
IncredibleFrown: ridley i assume
Mr_Horrible: yeah
arcaneemperor: fair enough :)
TehAmelie: is that what we're calling the Xbone1 now? i have actually lost track of what Xbox models there are, so if that was the point of the numbering system they gave them it's working
Diabore: millenial smash also has catt hardy (incineroar)
IncredibleFrown: aren't we on the xbox one x, or the XBOX?
Mr_Horrible: I just really like the metroid series, so I'm glad they finally managed to get some more characters in
Mr_Horrible: diabore I'm still very partial to Kevin Meowens
Ragnarakk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Metric_Furlong: IncredibleFrown it's pronounced x-bonx Kappa
Macheya: Kevin Meowens was the name of Adam's Litten back when that game was coming out.
IncredibleFrown: i wish they'd work on regular samus some more, her kit has needed an overhaul for ten years :v
Ragnarakk: @Metric_Furlong I thought it was pronounced Xboner
Macheya: Incineroar doesn't have a gut either.
Metric_Furlong: Ragnarakk no, that's for when the Xbox One R comes out
IncredibleFrown: @Metric_Furlong i like it
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: sure the next one will have to be called Xbox 180 X One
LoadingReadyRun: game is up
kassy_13: thud thud thud?
IncredibleFrown: the xbox one x beta original xtreme
LoadingReadyRun: can't remember thecommand?
Diabore: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
Diabore: that one?
LoadingReadyRun: yah.
LoadingReadyRun: we should change that
Eklinaar: ah yes, buttslol
LoadingReadyRun: to !pubg
LoadingReadyRun: !pubg
LRRbot: No Name Avatar's Endless Massacre
mastershake29x: !pubgserver
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
mtvcdm: Gimme a sec
LoadingReadyRun: ahhhh
LoadingReadyRun: pubgserver does that
LoadingReadyRun: cool
LoadingReadyRun: nevermind
LoadingReadyRun: i can remember that
Juliamon: yeah... !pubg was already taken
Squiidd_pope just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Squiidd_pope subscribed for 20 months in a row!
Squiidd_pope: 20 months! and my first pubg game too! #Letsgetthischicken
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Squiidd_pope! (Today's storm count: 62)
mtvcdm: !pubg
LRRbot: Extremely Spiteful Rifle Trifle
TehAmelie: remember when Nintendo had enough brainpower to set aside for coming up with a whole new name for each machine they made oh wait they still do
DigitalSeahorse: wtf firefox you should never have open file as default on a download button
mtvcdm: So yeah !pubg is unavailable
jolly_flounder: !pubg
LRRbot: Plunder Under's Battle Grunder
El_Funko: James move channels when you're ready, we didn't want to drag you in if you're not deafened
mtvcdm: How about !customs?
LoadingReadyRun: good call!
LoadingReadyRun: thanks funko
adamjford: !pubg
LRRbot: Secret Player's Punch-fight Island
Jondare: are we starting normal or test?
Diabore: hi
Stoffern: hi
m0nkeyrama: Hello
ChiefEngineerMichael: One More? has an intro now!?
Eklinaar: hi Nega-Adam
Squiidd_pope: Yo
AllyDistrict: Jondare normal!
moosethatsmiles just subscribed with Twitch Prime. moosethatsmiles subscribed for 16 months in a row!
moosethatsmiles: Time to watch some good friends shoot each other!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, moosethatsmiles! (Today's storm count: 63)
pinpointersk: Hi james
leandertnb: Hi
kassy_13: great, thanks james
kassy_13: hihi
El_Funko: Test servers are remaining up after maintenance today, so we can do some winter map after customs
Diabore: how many shows dont have an intro anyway?
DentedPockets just subscribed with Twitch Prime. DentedPockets subscribed for 27 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DentedPockets! (Today's storm count: 64)
kassy_13: have you ever wanted to call it something else other than one more?, or has one more? become yours?
Eklinaar: butts, lol
mtvcdm: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
Dabari49: Hi Adam where is James?
pinpointersk: Love Adam
Diabore: awwwwwww
goldheartache56: now kiss
Macheya: The sweetest seabatBRAIN
Squiidd_pope: Kith
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
Eklinaar: now KISSSSS
tyranidd1: lrrHEART
pinpointersk: Now kiss more
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
kassy_13: that was sweet <3
Questhere: sweetest boy
Chronomagistrate: That was adorable
arcaneemperor: just finished drafting dominaria vs the bots on arena, first pick lyra, which lead to arvad, josu, baird, shalai, danitha, and teshar
arcaneemperor: holy crap bots, thanks for all the legendaries
azureHaights just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. azureHaights subscribed for 11 months in a row!
azureHaights: So close to the year-nniversary! Just need more?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, azureHaights! (Today's storm count: 65)
Going_Medium just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Going_Medium subscribed for 27 months in a row!
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jolly_flounder: Thank you TQ!
Squiidd_pope: That's a weird URL
Theteddybear676: ill need to join the next game i wont be able to get into the game fast euff to join this one
azureHaights: It catt, it racc, but it also attacc
Chronomagistrate: Oooh, One More month has made it 2 years!
masterfrog316: my pubg wont load :(
Chronomagistrate just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Chronomagistrate subscribed for 24 months in a row!
Chronomagistrate: Oooh, One More month has made it 2 years!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Chronomagistrate! (Today's storm count: 67)
Aarek: Ben is busy getting new ears
sir_doughnut: is this the TTS?
nkcola: Ready to see if my practicing has paid off :D
DeviantHS: chat can drop into discord :)
Diabore: @Aarek im sorry, ben is doing what now?
masterfrog316: server too busy errors
Unas84: steam is being a dong
jolly_flounder: i mean the murder bois are here, what more can we ask?
DeviantHS: @Diabore getting elf eares
jolly_flounder: YOU ARE A MURDER BOI
Aarek: @Diabore ear surgery to hopefully help his hearing issues
jolly_flounder: TO ME
ritchards: BOI = BOI Of Interest
kassy_13 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. kassy_13 subscribed for 23 months in a row!
kassy_13: it's almost been one year!!! since the last time it was one year!!! one...more...month? also i've been enjoying this stream and it's making me enjoy pubg, thanks james
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kassy_13! (Today's storm count: 68)
APrioriOfNothing: Sweet, made it back from work just in time!
Diabore: @Aarek that sounds rough, hope it goes well for him
AllyDistrict: Hey TQ, one of your murder gals are here!
EdwardHaag: There it goes
kassy_13: "tq the murder princess"
jolly_flounder: Ok, sorry TQ. I bow before the mighty murder princess
Macheya: There is if you try hard enough.
Squiidd_pope: glhf everyone
wiggins: jimmy jam jimjam jimjam james
frozenphoenix7: Exactly your butt is made for shooting.
wiggins: I am oooookay
ritchards: go to school!
jolly_flounder: meet joe at school?
wiggins: force water treatment
Angreed66: 5 o's is a bad sign
frozenphoenix7: You're not by yourself James. We're here. Do we count for nothing?!
ritchards: Stalber is secret tech (I have no idea what I talk about)
Amentur: What's the new mechanic?
wicker_knight: eevee petting simulator?
Angreed66: That's probably Funko