PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 empty? You don't listen to much doom metal
PhoenixMelior: in other news, apparently there's been a rash of bomb threats across my city. Superlative.
Jeezy56: it was actually from Stone Temple Pilots' Big Empty
PhoenixMelior: how bout that
Jeezy56: bomb threats huh, hopefully they're just a waste of everyones time
TehAmelie: everyone's having the wildest day huh
TehAmelie: i just slept for ten hours, canceled an appointment and watched streams
PhoenixMelior: the police seems to think so
Nightvalien28: hey chat, lego hobbit is free on humble bundle
Jeezy56: well that something, it's better than the other option
PhoenixMelior: yeah they've been not great about changing the game today
PhoenixMelior: oh wait the magic channel?
Earthenone: paul changed it for them
Earthenone: by acident
PhoenixMelior: oh riiiight
PhoenixMelior: I thought Trick fixed that
Juliamon: lmao
chickenace11: I had to walk down 5 flights of stairs at 6 o clock this mourning because both of my buildings elevators were broken
PhoenixMelior: seems good
Juliamon: the dangers of shared channels!
ancientspark: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (2m from now).
chickenace11: I was roaming the Quotes of Lrrbot and I found one that should be used more oftern : 2206
PhoenixMelior: !quote 2206
LRRbot: Quote #2206: "There's a fetish for that." —Heather [2016-03-28]
PhoenixMelior: I like mine better.
Juliamon: Hard to beat yours, to be fair
PhoenixMelior: yeah that was a brief stroke of brilliance
chickenace11: I think that heather quotes in general are not used to there full potential
Jeezy56: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #823: "I've been saving the left hand for this..." —Heather [2015-10-09]
PhoenixMelior: Heather may have less quotes than some, but the ones she does have are gold
Earthenone: !findquote quote
LRRbot: Quote #2138: "Yes. There is a way to implement quote search so that you can look at Alex's butt." —qrpth [2016-03-22]
DarkMorford: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #1597: "He is eager to come over and show you his new and improved butt." —Cameron [2016-01-17]
chickenace11: I think Hodor has the golden quotes because she does not stream that often and is usually with Ian when she does
CulturalGeekGirl: !next
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IbunWest: Ooh Kathleen and Cameron
Jeezy56: oh boy, K, C and the Sunshine Band
ampharos15: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ritchards: We have strip mine!
ritchards: I mean strgnal!
ArcticAtlantic: lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> On this week's LRRMtG, Cameron and Kathleen discover that you can, in fact, set fire to gems ||
Earthenone: i hope its a game of draft, talk about the deck for 5 minutes then drop and re draft!
chickenace11: had to switch laptops so I can watch the stream and play some arena myself
AshBurnem: <3
TehAmelie: hello!
AshBurnem: Goff team!
Slurpee_E: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
BloodnBullets: supprise!
Orchestrion: M E M E S
flikerz1: its camleen!
Daedrin: It is me, chat member.
ampharos15: ohhhh dominaria
kynelwynn: Goth Squad? Force Dimir!
Aarek: lrrDARK
ritchards: quick check, if you are running Arena, is the Deckmaster overlay on?
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hd_dabnado: so we are playing dimir yes? :D
NathanJay_GA: heyooo!
LanternGeist: cam is better (dont tell the others :P )
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EOstby: Burn ALL THE GEMS!
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BloodnBullets: left hand corner has library/graveyard
Slurpee_E: lrrWOW
frage069: ugh
Atifexe: Buying people chocolates for Christmas is great! You tailor your gift to their tastes and don't clutter their home with jank long term. Shipping chocolates, however, is an exercise in "Why is this such an irregular shape and not in keeping with the size and shape of this card?"
jonasjonIV: Kathleen and Cameron! Yay!
LanternGeist: wait what, what is a reroll!
tenthtechpriest: it's fine just esper
UWillSuffer_Gaming: Just play esper
flatluigi: play it
CyanMig: that seems great
CyanMig: health diet for torgaar
NazakYuzak: Esper best shard :)
chickenace11: the deck did ok yesterday
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Diabeto3241: Kathleen and Cameron playing Magic, myself playing Dragon Age 2, pretty good day off if you ask me
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chesul: it's also a 4/5 flier.
Eramis8: vegetarian toragar
Styxseus: Om-nom-nivores? xD Excellent
BloodnBullets: @LoadingReadyRun I don't suppose either of you know how to enable the overlay?
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Mangledpixel: IIRC the Weatherlight was first pick
TehAmelie: in the worst case, you'll know what cards you're not drawing next
LanternGeist: when did the add reroll for daily quests?
Aarek: snap keep
ampharos15: blaze of glory
flatluigi: been there forever lantern
Slurpee_E: mana for days
AlchemicalPanda: Ramp hard into that one shot...
hd_dabnado: lots of mana and dorks
Daedrin: And make sure Deckmaster is open on the host/playing computer @LoadingReadyRun
BloodnBullets: lrrHORN
Daedrin: The app/exe
LanternGeist: jeez, i'm not very observant :P @flatluigi
Daedrin: daedriRAD
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Daedrin: Overlay is live! Good job
GhassanPL: Hello
BloodnBullets: I see overlay! Thanks!
Ristow: please no Chainwhirler
flatluigi: kick it 100%
coelopteryx: deckmaster always makes my ublock icon thingy go to like 2000 items blocked in 30 minutes and it makes me wonder if that has implications on browser performance
Eramis8: avoiding my final paper while I eat .
mandarinmonkey: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:31.
CastleOtranto: Meanwhile, I'm avoiding grading final papers.
keymaster515: Same, for Intro to Nigerian Literature.
ampharos15: yes plant creatures pilot that ship to victory
BloodnBullets: its not valduk himself thats the problem
CatherineThePrettyGreat: Good day frendos! Hope your day is behaving itself.
tenthtechpriest: OOF
Eramis8: Qualitative research on tobacco and cancer education policies Kathleen
chesul: yea, that's going to be a beating.
ampharos15: so the whole blaze of glory thing
e_bloc: well now we can draft again
frnknstn: Maybe they will give it flying somehow
chickenace11: this is fun because my other laptop is hooked up to my tv so now I get to play arena on the big screen
margieargie: katesOw
DrWreckage: They go away at the end of turn you dont need to do trades
radioshackraider: I drafted the dumbest b/w deck earlier. Two Torgaar, a Yawg's Vile Offering, a Shalai and an Arayel. I went 1/3
LanternGeist: sacrificing elves, is this some sort of christmas ritual to summon santa? :P
TehAmelie: short sword gives me an idea. how much power would you want in a creature enchantment that removes double, first and normal strike and gives last strike instead?
ampharos15: we is dead
kynelwynn: "I think we're just dead here."
ancientspark: Deadnes intensifies
chesul: it's best of 3, right?
AlchemicalPanda: DOB
BloodnBullets: he makes !card spark elemental
e_bloc: DOB
BloodnBullets: !card spark elemental
LRRbot: Spark Elemental [R] | Creature — Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Spark Elemental.
aussie_rob_w: I arrive to Cam saying “Well, we’re alive.” Somehow this seems very Cam.
r10pez10: hello friendos, dominaria draft?
Ristow: if we draw offering we might just win
r10pez10: maffleen
BloodnBullets: i love that spark elementals are just a thing that other cards make now
Veste: i was promised a fire, but all i see is trees and sludge.
ancientspark: Deadness continues to intensify
jonasjonIV: well, this was a game?
Daedrin: Target Opponent enters Magical Christmas Land
aussie_rob_w: Ooooh that Crew animation is awesome!
UWillSuffer_Gaming: Oof. We got wrekt
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kynelwynn: Got Gunched?
solahwin_tampramain: Jimmy T and G gone?
BloodnBullets: GRN?
LanternGeist: Who is likely to be The simic person for the next preprerelease?
aussie_rob_w: That’s so many 3/1s BibleThump
r10pez10: there's always direct challenge with viewers :P
DeviantHS: ooh the 1/2 uncommon in blue .o
BloodnBullets: its very good
tenthtechpriest: yes
nullrush: this view is bad for deckmaster
kynelwynn: Yes. Esp. in limited
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Xoralundra: sooooo goood
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tenthtechpriest: full stop, yes
ampharos15: its sooo good
flatluigi: swap the view over please
BloodnBullets: factor!
r10pez10: it's fun
flatluigi: deckmaster works for the other view
DiscordianTokkan: Risky Business!
r10pez10: firstpick gate, hope for glaive
flyingdelorean79: Change view please
BITs19_: risk factor + thousand year storm is katesWa katesOw
samu_btdp1985: go Risky
e_bloc: sprite is a close second imo
DeviantHS: shockingly because it deals 2 :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I can not wait for the next set to see if I can do ajund Ochren Assassin deck. First strike deathtouch trampler
ampharos15: we basically cut red or blue
1losttheGame: risk factor is real fun
e_bloc: risk it for the biscuit
Veste: haha deckmaster is very confused by this view
Daedrin: RDW!
aussie_rob_w: Oooh when’s that M19 special draft start?
tastethebeams: harpooner is just straight value
nullrush: can change the view in the top right
BloodnBullets: quasiduplicate also works well for beamsplitter
flatluigi: i think i would've gone dimir based on these two so far
DarkAbyssKeeper: Risk Factor one of a rare breed of cards that let your opponent compose but don't also suck.
betterthanyouish: rakdos best guild
samu_btdp1985: weight em
Daedrin: We're izzet to ...wizzet?
ampharos15: harpooner is so great
Saintnex: dead weight is pretty good removal
samjbow: harpooner is excellent
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CyanMig: weight or gate, for me
DeviantHS: if u wanna force izzet i would go for gate otherwise weight?
ampharos15: gruul everyday all day
aussie_rob_w: @xoralundra 64 months is a lot of months!
Halvhir: dead weight is pretty excellent.
tastethebeams: harpooner is crazy value alone, and can kill big fliers
Saintnex: I feel like the dead weight is probably better then the harpooner?
nullrush: charity100 #charity also, deckmaster hates this view
DarkAbyssKeeper: Gruul?
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jonasjonIV: grull deck!
AlchemicalPanda: The sizzle!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: notion rain?
chesul: that's a great card.
samu_btdp1985: sizzle
DeviantHS: selesniya?
jonasjonIV: selesnia!
kynelwynn: Inspirocorn!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: naya midrange!
mandarinmonkey: unicorn is good in either boros or selyesnya
samu_btdp1985: rain
ampharos15: centaur or collar?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: centaur
DeviantHS: i feel like centaur
BloodnBullets: electromancer is also good
Arakasi01: Best card in pack is probably the sizzle
IbunWest: Clearly you pick the notion rain and go 5 colors
Arakasi01: Don't get into anything too soon
accountmadeforants: Mono-horse/horseperson
DeviantHS: can centaurs block creatures with horsemanship?
chesul: sizzle is great.
BloodnBullets: you have seen a lot of izzet
RassilonDND: bots tend to leave izzet open
Arakasi01: Sizzle is an absurd card in draft imo
Saintnex: 3 picks in, I think we may have to start planting a flag :/
AlchemicalPanda: Weeeeeeee
Arakasi01: The bots seem to underrate izzet and dimir in my experience
ampharos15: froggy!
DarkAbyssKeeper: Bots don't currently but will soon have random colour preferences.
TehAmelie: drafting against the AI should be like Mario Kart, with colorful memorable characters. why haven't we thought fo this before?
Teletran2: charity100 100 chariry bits you say? #charity
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ArcOfTheConclave: is coverup as a win con a joke?
kynelwynn: Izzet Signet
WrightJustice: is this the revamped GRN draft with bot personalities?
Doc_Rider: Signet
BloodnBullets: they are lockets, not signets
kynelwynn: Well, was last pack anyway
Pteraspidomorphi: Direct relief is really well rated on charity navigator
Eramis8: glaive is beast
Arakasi01: Can get falcon punch later if necessary
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Daedrin: daedriRAD ical
LbxAni: @LoadingReadyRun Dear discerning Dr's LRR. I shall be spending Christmas alone with my cat and bourbon. What media do you recommend I consume to pass the day? Any film, game, album, show, book, anime etc. that is easily accessible in US is happily accepted
kynelwynn: REWARDED
TehAmelie: meanwhile in Sweden, we're celebrating S:t Lucia's eve
thedepthandbreadthofseth: its fine
e_bloc: doooooom
r10pez10: firemind's is still pretty good
BloodnBullets: sonic
Arakasi01: Insight is better than research
ampharos15: take it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh, over the firemind
samu_btdp1985: research
thefreak013: We're in black now?
Saintnex: I was very excited for a moment, and then made the same realization
AlchemicalPanda: Wut
1losttheGame: just take it
ampharos15: just take it anway
DeviantHS: smash it
samu_btdp1985: DOOOOM
RassilonDND: thats a spicy splash
Eramis8: deny it!
Arakasi01: Woah raredraft time
radioshackraider: Take the Whisperer
SpoonfullOfSugar: gobo good
chesul: go for it!
ampharos15: yes
CulturalGeekGirl: I'd take the doomy
samu_btdp1985: splash it
mtg_fanerdic: whisperer
stormshot14: charity300 more bits for #charity
ritchards: 5 colour eh stuff!
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RassilonDND: my ears wowo
TheLordZodiac: Ben : YEET!!
Arakasi01: Fisto
BloodnBullets: gate
DeviantHS: gate?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Put in a Doom Whisper splash, you cowards.
Ristow: bodyguard
WrightJustice: dkdHype
mtg_fanerdic: altitude
Arakasi01: Guildgate?
Arakasi01: Or altitude
CulturalGeekGirl: smelty is good. Guild gate also good
Ristow: bodyguard is looking great in this deck
ampharos15: altitude maybe?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gate, pls
samu_btdp1985: he do es work
CulturalGeekGirl: Gate ithink
radioshackraider: Take the Cow Man
r10pez10: altitude always gets me for not being an instant
RassilonDND: the guildgate is nice so its a hard choice
TehAmelie: Bojek Worseman? that was his nickname right?
Arakasi01: Altitude wheels I think
e_bloc: charity100 #charity gotta bad cold and lost my voice, but opened a tarmogoyf box-topper and watching a spicy LRR draft. so I suppose things could be worse
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chesul: also great with the beamsplitter mage.
r10pez10: gaaaate
DeviantHS: just punch em
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. we can punch things
Arakasi01: Falcon punch.dek
Orgmastron: DRAKE
ampharos15: oh hello friend
ampharos15: coil!
Arakasi01: Git Grid
TheLordZodiac: coil
DeviantHS: lava coil?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Mono punch.
SolarBlitz1: Coil
Saintnex: oh man, this pack is great
e_bloc: dat coil
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lava coil, or bare with me, Street Riot
radioshackraider: Lava Coil
solahwin_tampramain: quall
Teletran2: coil
Marcanius: gate
ampharos15: gate
korvys: Lava Coif
thedepthandbreadthofseth: coil
ZachtlyAsIntended: gate1
radioshackraider: Guildgate
Ristow: Goblin
mtg_fanerdic: integrity
samu_btdp1985: dimir gate
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gate
ZachtlyAsIntended: get that fixing for DOOM
Arakasi01: That's a reason to splash white I guess
Teletran2: guild gate
ampharos15: gate for dooooom
CardKingdom: Hey @LoadingReadyRun, it's your friendly LGS coming in to tell you that there is a new button! "Show me your secrets"
Eramis8: goblin!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gate pls
BloodnBullets: gate for doom splash
ferro_man: guild gate for doom whisperer?
solahwin_tampramain: yeah GG
TehAmelie: i guess the overlay got rid of that chat vote thing
kumatsu: Don't we have a boros gate for the split card?
1losttheGame: Guild gate
thedepthandbreadthofseth: dimir gate
Arakasi01: Doom splash not gonna happen at this point in the draft
DeviantHS: gate for doom whisperer instead of intervention with boros gate?
r10pez10: already splashing black
ampharos15: thats quiter talk
11Dot: id rather splash the integrity than the doom
raptorwrangler: this isnt dimir :O
RassilonDND: i mean there is a dimir gate there
Ristow: we need some more 2 drops
EvilBadman: I mean bolas is certainly trying
ardengnome: It's beam splitter value
BloodnBullets: locket?
Arakasi01: Split all the beams
Doc_Rider: Locket
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and you have to target an opponent as well :(
r10pez10: on colour locket
e_bloc: I mean it works if you want to do 2 damage to your opponent :/
ampharos15: locket? draw cards
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i too made that mistake, Cam
mtg_fanerdic: mage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ornery!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: mage good with 3 tricks
e_bloc: I definitely did that the first time too
Arakasi01: Lockets are bad imo
mtg_fanerdic: gobo
radioshackraider: I'd take the Gate
Arakasi01: If you have actual playables you can run over them
Daedrin: Lockets are only ok when you have 0 other fixing.
Daedrin: Otherwise, trash imo
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: boar
IbunWest: Second urchin over another guild gate?
Atifexe: I run lockets in my Muldrotha deck. Not sure they're good in many other situations.
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DiabeticMaddness: those arnt your guys colours... my black heart feels let down
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BloodnBullets: i dont think you have to drag them out, i think you can just click them.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what?
r10pez10: inky, pinky, blinky and spot
CastleOtranto: lrrSPOT
BloodnBullets: i think you just made that the deck image
headdeskdev: 3rd Sonic Assault is probably at least better than first gravitic punch
Saintnex: cut the Halberdier?
frozenphoenix7: Cut a Mage imo.
Eramis8: cover up is good
Arakasi01: Cut Dazzling Lights, Ornery Goblin, Mesmerist, Halberdieer
samu_btdp1985: cover up in halbedier out
Arakasi01: Don't forget to add boros guildgate
betterthanyouish: do we run boros guildgate for the semisplash?
BloodnBullets: dragonauts too
e_bloc: boros guildgate seems mostly free
Marcanius: take out mesmerist?
Doc_Rider: take out goblin
samu_btdp1985: mesmerist out
NathanJay_GA: one plains, maybe?
Arakasi01: You have better cards in your deck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've gotten to Mesmerist into connive once, that was such a good feeling
samu_btdp1985: one splitter out
kitsunestudios: VEdalkin can get in some early punches before being thrown under the bus
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EJGRgunner: Kathleen and Cam?! What a rare treat
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AllStarGyudon: click on the curve icon and it'll tell you creatures in deck
AGiantRoach: i hope the model a bot after me: trys to do something new. always ends up in black
thedepthandbreadthofseth: cut velocity
Arakasi01: I wouldn't cut a splitter when you have altitude, velocity, and sure strike.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: or punch
SolarBlitz1: Aw yeah, Cam and Kathleen drafts! Time for some fun Powerful Magic
Arakasi01: Probably cut the ornery goblin and the halberdieer
ChiefEngineerMichael: !NEXT
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Levifar: Kathleen is the best!
1losttheGame: you also flooded out real hard which always sucks
BloodnBullets: i find any grade RU deck is fun to watch
RassilonDND: i mean an extra creature or two would be nice but im sure chat will disagree
r10pez10: chat will always disagree
wicker_knight: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
SuperGiraffe: Sup nerds?
NathanJay_GA: !findquote blows
LRRbot: Quote #1961: "What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
somewhatclever_: what's on the agenda for Friday Night Paper Fight this week?
jonasjonIV: I like the deck box image- card not in deck
Daedrin: So, a nerd?
arcaneemperor: love the title :)
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Oghara: @LoadingReadyRun you guys gonna play some "normal" edh on fridays anytime soon?
e_bloc: this hand does not put the fun in functional
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is a keep, i'm entirely happy with it, but I couldn't risk it
darkecologist: lands and spells won the last 50 pro tours
flameburstx: so chat, who else is glad the arena devs decided to not gut event rewards afterß all
sir_doughnut: is it weird that i somehow got the entire basketball team into magic and now after like 2 months they have some of the scariest commander decks I've every seen
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r10pez10: that's the natural progression of things
wicker_knight: @sir_doughnut competitors gonna compete
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korvys: Being over stocked on lands is also less of a problem for Izzet, with Jump-Start
DiscordianTokkan: @sir_doughnut No, that's awesome
accountmadeforants: Ornery Goblin deals with the recruit
r10pez10: remove all boros
duckondrugs: Yay izzet
sir_doughnut: lie infect Atraxa that kills on turn 5
BloodnBullets: i would favour goblin over frog, it blocks the recruit
sir_doughnut: like*
alfabetalrr: !card radical idea
LRRbot: Radical Idea [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Jump-start
ChiefEngineerMichael: Wait
ChiefEngineerMichael: Did we just whack their head?
chesul: how much burn do we have in our deck?
wicker_knight: not more than 2 skynight legionairres
SydPreviouslyHeadache: first-er strike
r10pez10: no third legionairre one time
flameburstx: good old firster strike
e_bloc: loins girded
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not what i would have done but sure
somewhatclever_: Dear Drs. LRR, which mechanic from Ravnica history would you like to see reused in Alliances of Ravnica?
Saintnex: a boros deck with two skyknights, gross
alfabetalrr: do you know if i can see the cards on tablet?
ampharos15: oh god
jonasjonIV: wow
chesul: yea... ouch...
hd_dabnado: what da
Arakasi01: Skyknight legionaire git grid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they're just gonna sacrifice the recruit i guess?
e_bloc: 2 gird 2 furious
wicker_knight: that's quite the girdle...
Bugberry: Devour
G0dddd: what a boros deck jeez
samu_btdp1985: dredge
SkywalkerStalker98: now im just thinking of gritty the horrifying hockey mascot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there we go
r10pez10: olol
r10pez10: oh no
chesul: we're just dead here I think.
Lord_Hosk: Fireball for 15
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. shit
jonasjonIV: well
flameburstx: they had firsterer strike
chesul: what outs do we have?
samu_btdp1985: welp
wicker_knight: well, they had No-Sell
darkecologist: trambopoline
r10pez10: welp
wicker_knight: @chesul Game 2
ampharos15: doom whisperer is bigger lol
e_bloc: dazzling lights?
samu_btdp1985: doom whisperer
r10pez10: dazzle'll hold em of
Bugberry: Dazzle even shows a Boros dude getting hit
chesul: coil and sizzle are our outs in that situation I think.
ChiefEngineerMichael: JACOB!
Orgmastron: JACOB!
DiscordianTokkan: Yay Jacob!
jonasjonIV: bonus Jacob!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hello Jacob!
RichardMcSundy: JACOB!
Mangledpixel: <3
TehAmelie: team black is complete!
RichardMcSundy: <3
Lucien0451: Jacob!
Amentur: lrrHEART Jacob
ampharos15: Jacob!
r10pez10: merry jacobmas
BloodnBullets: benginHey
Fugi: What a cool person
Agam3mnon1: #branding Kappa
SkywalkerStalker98: A wild Jacob appears
ViralStitch: Jacob!
sir_doughnut: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: black clothes*
TheManaLeek: Sugar and a mild amount of rice
wicker_knight: SUGAR lrrAWESOME
ampharos15: this hand is gross
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bye Jacob
ImmoralEthicist: It a Jacob!
e_bloc: Jacob always the suckup Kappa
eiggy64: Did you bring one for me Jacob?
Diabore: bye jacob!
ViralStitch: Bye!
jammininmypjs: hi jacob!
chesul: this hand looks ok, not great, but ok.
samu_btdp1985: a wild jacobi appears
Pteraspidomorphi: Hehe
darkora: yu gi oh the gathering
lemmel: Hi jacob Bye Jacob
r10pez10: hahaha
Unas84: Jacob bringing the treats and the memes!
Bugberry: It's actually the Harry Potter TCG
Eramis8: Jacob!
CardKingdom: Oh it's Yu-Gi-Oh? Guess we don't need to sponsor this! Kappa
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chesul: this looks "better"
arcaneemperor: izzet fine?
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flameburstx: nice hand cam ;P
radioshackraider: No, it's the hit Richard Garfield game, Keyforge
r10pez10: unhappy keep
solahwin_tampramain: their also on six
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope the Transformers game does well
Tiber727: Pokemon: Heroes of Yu-gi-oh
radioshackraider: I would watch Cam playing Yugioh
Lord_Hosk: Jacob, I would eat that whole plate... before you were able to take off the plastic... I would yawn and it would be gone.
WrightJustice: amazonian's streamer event is basically yugioh; 0 mana costs draft
RassilonDND: wow tcg has really evolved over the expansions
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card goblin banneret
LRRbot: Goblin Banneret [R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Mentor / {1}{R}: Goblin Banneret gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah. Bannerettes are fun
radioshackraider: @Laserbeaks_Fury Same, which reminds me, I should go buy more
jeff_sg: Looks like beyblade to me
circusofkirkus: Like that one Cards Against Humanity card, only that's about pooping back and forth forever
DiscordianTokkan: Goblin Bannerets, back and forth. Forever.
chesul: hey, no t2 skyknight is good.
duergathcaebrek: Jacob comes in; uwu what's this? yu-gi-oh
Mangledpixel: Lord_Hosk are you actually Kirby?
Diabeto3241: It's okay Kathleen I can't have sugar either
darkora: the lack of a crotch-knight is a definite improvement
chesul: they also seem to be off white.
r10pez10: i would
samu_btdp1985: watch for burn
DiscordianTokkan: Oh.
solahwin_tampramain: 2for2
r10pez10: perfect
ImmoralEthicist: 2 for 2
Bugberry: Technically 2 for 2
chesul: they're off white and missed a land drop, that's good.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Hey look! Something decent!
r10pez10: splittering mageveyor
ImmoralEthicist: still down a drop
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dof color
chesul: they're still a land behind, which is good.
Bugberry: We are Legion for we are many
NexusVoxx: ahoy everyones
samu_btdp1985: take heart
G0dddd: trick
DiabeticMaddness: hey Chat just found out Humble Bundle has Lego the Hobbit for free today.. not sure i can share this dont Ban me pls...
WonderfulGlory: I would trade, you want Boros to have as few creatures on the board as possible so they can't take advantage of mentor
NexusVoxx: there was Lego LotR games? huh
ChiefEngineerMichael: I think we're just Dead on Board here. Mainly because the opponent has a Boros deck
radioshackraider: Why is Boros always Too Good in Ravnica draft?
jonasjonIV: wow.
ZachtlyAsIntended: benginFlood
SwatcatzTV: i wore your merch to school and got beat up
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Have either of you read the new Brandon Sanderson Magic Novella yet?
darkecologist: frank lee honks was my grandfather's name
aussie_rob_w: Are we in The Exile Zone?
solahwin_tampramain: we might be
CardKingdom: I uhh, I think you're dead
BloodnBullets: @laskotheking where is that availabe?
jonasjonIV: not big yet...
deyja429: What is your opinion on Sanderson Cam?
virre_: I have not because someone kept recommending Culture books so I started reading the first one, and it is good
DiscordianTokkan: They're going to get bigger
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LegionLoyalist: And they know what they're talking about. They control a whole kingdom of cards
r10pez10: sure is eight in here
kumatsu: throw yourself upon the burning pitch for your monarch
laskotheking: I forget, are there rules about links in this chat?
r10pez10: sure is ... ten in here
Flotil: 10
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Kajkaczcz: The sub baby is the joke.
solahwin_tampramain: was it 4 lands?
Kajkaczcz: Though the real one also is getting needy...
r10pez10: !card novellamental
LRRbot: Novellamental [1U] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.
Kajkaczcz: Unfortunately not yet...Hopefully soon :)
TehAmelie: ooh, finally there is a small keychain sized electronic device for tracking your lost keys that you can lose just like your keys. didn't sci-fi make fun of this concept thirty years ago?
chesul: hey, we can wipe our own board by coiling our beamsplitter!
aussie_rob_w: Speaking of Card Kingdom, one of my favourite Desert Bus clips to rewatch for a laugh is Kathleen getting LRR in trouble again.
ampharos15: so we coil all our own stuff with the mage right
r10pez10: haha it made a frog noise
r10pez10: i have never heard that
r10pez10: no froggo
DukeLetoAtreidesII: frog is actually a legit playable card!
r10pez10: there's a coil target
Orchestrion: look at us, we're the Boros now
ampharos15: integrity is so gross for us
CardKingdom: Card Kingdom: Magic Dreams and Spicy Memes
chesul: integrity the splitter is super good.
aussie_rob_w: Integrity Beamsplitter and annihilate their face.
r10pez10: discovery-channel
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Daedrin: dive down
CatherineThePrettyGreat: Am I the only one who calls that card Pisto-Fisto?
Daedrin: calling it
Daedrin: katesNice
r10pez10: beautiful
ronanthegay: you should have buffed beamsplitter
aussie_rob_w: This is also neat.
duckondrugs: what format is this?
r10pez10: GRN competo drafto
Daedrin: Mono-Izzet @duckondrugs
Orchestrion: oooh
r10pez10: amazing
thomturtle: Holy cards Izzet.
darkora: brutal
jonasjonIV: beautiful
Hingadora: Getting in for lots. @.@
chesul: and we can do that again next turn.
DukeLetoAtreidesII: everything flies PogChamp
AGiantRoach: Remember when people said Risk Factor would be bad?
denitar: Working Izzetended
Orchestrion: big oof
kynelwynn: I feel Risk Factor first might have been better, as they may had taken the 4.
1losttheGame: booo
ampharos15: i mean we just jump again
r10pez10: when the izzet decks go off you can always feel them wheel out from under you
chesul: repeat and win I believe.
ferro_man: fire urchin has trample!
DukeLetoAtreidesII: remember when ppl said arclight was a bulk mithic?
emrafool: They’re dead
ampharos15: we win if we jump
ImmoralEthicist: Coil bird + maximize I think ends it, no?
r10pez10: repeat and win, i agree
denitar: Stop stop, they're already dead!
emrafool: Coil the bird, fly the team
ampharos15: that was awesome!
Tregelen: BloodTrail
r10pez10: fly, my pretties
betterthanyouish: izzet is so satisfying
Daedrin: yeah the maximize cards are daedriRAD with beamsplitter
ampharos15: good hand getting better
Kalpho: quasidupplicate on beamspitter mage feels real nice too
AndronPlaysGames: I've been crushing with drakes, too Cam.
jonasjonIV: wow.
Orchestrion: it's just getting better
r10pez10: poggers
ImmoralEthicist: Ooh, next few turns are gonna be rough for opponent
betterthanyouish: just need land
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is a real Pog moment. i still don't fully understand what pog means but
Atifexe: I want to run the Quasiduplicate Murmuring Mystic deck.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just that it's PogChamp i guess
ampharos15: so rip an island
ampharos15: nope.....
Daedrin: My main is a opt/shock + ral/niv mizzet - I do 20 damage to you in 1 turn deck
Mister_Skittles: yup
Mister_Skittles: mono blue birbs
RedJackz: Once had a draft deck with beamsplitter and goblin bannerette. With maximize altitude I won turn 4.
DukeLetoAtreidesII: yes thats a deck!
DukeLetoAtreidesII: @kitsunestudios its like a hitchcock movie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i still want to do a blue/white divine visitation murmering mystic shenanigans
r10pez10: wonder what azorious has in store
e_bloc: TOS
r10pez10: you might get the support for it next set
solahwin_tampramain: less blown PogChamp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Turns out. Blue has a lot of fun things it can do.
ampharos15: come on blue source
Papperslappen: *points at stream* is this full poggers?
Orchestrion: sanic!
Fruan: I have never managed to draft a Wee Dragonaugts this format. I think the AI love them even more than I do.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right, r10pez10 . Azorius
kitsunestudios: I need to see if I have a quasiduplicate yet.
DukeLetoAtreidesII: just lethal LUL
AndronPlaysGames: is it her appropriate for you to tell her you are at half pogger?
Statist42: izzet? i thought you were boros cam?! lrrBEEJ
AndronPlaysGames: hr
e_bloc: "not what I wanted but it sure does kill them"
r10pez10: are they dead with surestrike here
Orchestrion: flawless victory
r10pez10: oh they're dead anyway
jonasjonIV: solid
hippitybobbity: little wee dragonauts, operator please, put me back on the line
SydPreviouslyHeadache: because with Arcana Adaptation and Naban, you have psuedo Panharmonicon
ampharos15: decks perfect
r10pez10: the ol' one and one
r10pez10: the coins too
DukeLetoAtreidesII: double max velocity was max bm! u missed overkill FeelsBadMan
espi: "You forgot about Sonic Assault featuring Wee Dragonauts" doesn't sound nearly as good as Fling and Nivix Cyclops
r10pez10: (yes it is)
theficklecat: lrrHEART lrrHEART
kumatsu: I feel like the "Poggers" deck should involve manual dexterity cards
Hubuchu: Well that was a brutal beating. :(
CastleOtranto: Is it bad that I don't get the "poggers" thing?
Papperslappen: lrrPOGGERS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've yet to figure how I want to do this one eyt, but I want to do a discard deck around skilled animator and fell flagship
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and if I were to do that, could Arcane Adaptation to pirates for fun
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm sorry i got distracted. all i wanted to get at was, Blue has a lot of fun things it can do
r10pez10: i've been brewing a mono-blue EDH deck that's themed around the books and sticks of mtg
r10pez10: it's very notgood
r10pez10: but i find it fun
Atifexe: That sounds like fun to play, though.
r10pez10: !card Jester's Scepter
LRRbot: Jester's Scepter [3] | Artifact | When Jester's Scepter enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of target player's library face down. You may look at those cards for as long as they remain exiled. / {2}, {T}, Put a card exiled with Jester's Scepter into its owner's graveyard: Counter target spell if it has the same name as that card.
Atifexe: Theme > power in my opinion.
r10pez10: did you know there's only one encyclopedia in all of magic so far
SydPreviouslyHeadache: speaking of sticks. I can't figure out a use for Wand Of Vertebrae other than an experimental frenzy deck
Atifexe: !card Wand of Vertebrae
LRRbot: Wand of Vertebrae [1] | Artifact | {T}: Put the top card of your library into your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Exile Wand of Vertebrae: Shuffle up to five target cards from your graveyard into your library.
r10pez10: it's a bit of a last-ditch effort against mill
r10pez10: other than that, i'm with you
r10pez10: i'm not sure which decks actually want it
head_cannon: Wand of Vertebrae seems to be a self-mill engine, which is probably why it's flavored as a Golgari artifact. That color combination loves to fill its graveyard with stuff.
rycat: creeping chill/ Narcomeba decks
r10pez10: !card nullhide ferox
LRRbot: Nullhide Ferox [2GG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Hexproof / You can't cast noncreature spells. / {2}: Nullhide Ferox loses all abilities until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Nullhide Ferox, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
r10pez10: dang
r10pez10: chaos wand is very good at messing up library order
Ukon_vasara: i dislike how strong ferox seems, my removal costs 2 more but their ghalta costs 6 less miasThump
Atifexe: If Gruul gets Bloodrush again I could see a Gruul midrange feat. Nullhide Ferox being a thing.
r10pez10: i should use it more to hose surveil instead of just using it for memes in combat
jonasjonIV: yay!
r10pez10: welcome back
Daedrin: they say, briefly before dying to many merfolks
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hmm, also just to quickly note, Ferox only goes into play if an opponent forces it out of hand
ArcOfTheConclave: what about the unworthy opponents?
CardKingdom: I believe in Izzet
thekinglycommander: "my deck is flawless!" >first opponent has five mythics
r10pez10: yeh, that's why i said dang
r10pez10: it a bit risky but awesome if it works
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Boros decks tend to be the incarnation of a boot stamping on a human face forever.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ah. Azoria
leo___24: Did you guys know there is a mtg manga called”
ampharos15: never didnt have it
r10pez10: could be jeskai
ChiefEngineerMichael: Can someone tell that I have been up against one too many Boros Decks?
chickenace11: It's a little known fact that the Boros wanted a boot on face for there symbol but they went the fist instead
kitsunestudios: Forever, or 4 rounds, whichever is fastest
r10pez10: i would like the boros symbol on a shirt but it looks really problematic
RedJackz: If you have an opening hand with goblin banneret and beamsplittter mage, with Maximize altitude and Sure Strike, you win turn 4 :D
leo___24: Did you guys know there is a mtg manga called “destroy all the humans. They can’t be regenerated.”
RedJackz: As long as opponent doesn't have removal.
r10pez10: weird choice
lord_of_the_ramp: leapfrog, cool
circusofkirkus: you have end step chemister's
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Ukon_vasara: its probably not cryptic command
lord_of_the_ramp: always wanted to build a frog commander deck
radioshackraider: I wouldn't. It's an 0/4 right now
r10pez10: insight for leapfrog maybe
Arimus221: Hold, EOT Insight?
Daedrin: put drake in smash you cowards
ampharos15: its a trap
lord_of_the_ramp: when thet released gitrog
chesul: what could go wrong! Kappa
Rioxcon: wait
ArcOfTheConclave: they have cryptic mana up!
hippitybobbity: you got a lot o good good cards
SteelCityExile: attack first
r10pez10: oh right they're tapped
ampharos15: we can draw cards if they do nothing we want to counter
r10pez10: lrrGOAT
ampharos15: trade?
ampharos15: its better for us
r10pez10: bam
Ukon_vasara: double bear
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r10pez10: soopa doofa
darkora: "Your spell has been rendered ineffective, it was however quite pretty"
deyja429: Kathleen what is your opinion on Men at Work the band?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Kathleen what is your opinion on Men at Work the boardgame?
hippitybobbity: well they do come from a land down under
chickenace11: Muscle wizard = Boros
r10pez10: Kathleen what is your opinion of men working
NathanJay_GA: Theyre an australian band with a good song about australia
r10pez10: i think they're actually british, singing about the time they met an aussie
IncredibleFrown: sometimes i'd just nice back and hope they inferred the meaning
NathanJay_GA: oh
r10pez10: but doublechecking that would require me looking it up
leo___24: Kathleen did you guys know there is a mtg manga called “destroy all the humans. They can’t be regenerated.”
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card integrity
LRRbot: Integrity // Intervention | Integrity [{R/W}] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. // Intervention [2RW] | Instant | Intervention deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
hippitybobbity: @leo___24 no way
hippitybobbity: that's hilarious
leo___24: Just found it
r10pez10: heh
rycat: you aren't dumb cam
Daedrin: daedriRAD
IncredibleFrown: ah ha, held it as fuel, just like we planned
leo___24: @hippitybobbity it’s based in Japan in 1998
hippitybobbity: amazing
Ukon_vasara: yup
ampharos15: yes do it
ArcOfTheConclave: can you target beam splitter to draw 2 more cards?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But we can integrity in response.
alphastorm_mtg: yes
r10pez10: yeah
ChiefEngineerMichael: Or that
ampharos15: uh
ChiefEngineerMichael: That works too
CyanMig: opponent agrees it work
r10pez10: that also works
jonasjonIV: you were too strong!
alphastorm_mtg: that works
Ukon_vasara: it would
Ukon_vasara: 4 mana to deal 3
Freshly_Toasted: Magic is easy, just mind game your opponent into conceding
circusofkirkus: It costs 4. I make that mistake all the time too
r10pez10: both dart and candle do more than the minus/damage they deal
Despoiler98: Bread AND Butter.....jeez your meals are fancy
vidStrickland: magict1GLHF
Kalpho: we have bread and butter, just gotta get the ham
Blasteg: G2 is a little late for good luck
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (2:41 from now).
cmdrud87: cheer100
Lord_Hosk: #NotactuallyAKingdomofCards
radioshackraider: Oh look, my best Friend Steam Kin
deyja429: I see the Finnish Thor is here.
Despoiler98: Kathleen whats being cooked tonight?
Despoiler98: @Lord_Hosk you shut your mouth :P
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electroswagnetism: gravitic punch on beamsplitter sounds good
TehAmelie: #actuallyadomain
Daedrin: They said it in chat earlier too
Chartle: gravitic doesn't work with beamsplitter, it targets an opponent
r10pez10: can someone alter dimir informant but holding an ice cream
r10pez10: kthxbai
Dread_Pirate_Westley: cheer100 #charity Like this?
Despoiler98: Dear DR Kathleen, whats up for cookin tonight?
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ampharos15: sizzle on flier?
TrickJarrett: Hey friends
IncredibleFrown: informant pulling a sonic popsicle out
jonasjonIV: both maximizes!
Lunareclipse123: cheer100 #charity like that
kaladinar: @loadingreadyrun Have either gotten the chance to read the new MTG novella by Brandon Sanderson? And if so thoughts on it?
Lord_Hosk: Thats a lot of money just from people chearing with #charity
ampharos15: wait we only have 4 on no
WrightJustice: oh update is rolling out now, have to restart arena to get it
wicker_knight: CardKingdom: The singles of the worlds and the seals of the continental US and
wicker_knight: no "and" there :/
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RedTrinket1: !next
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hippitybobbity: cardkingdom: a fiefdom of finglef
hippitybobbity: i have a lifp
wicker_knight: CardKingdom: seals for the continental US and ready singles the world over
darkecologist: where do i find kathleen stream channel?
Daedrin: cardkingdom, a duchy of dockets.
Lunareclipse123: The novella is by Brandon Sanderson, so I expect it will be excellent
Freshly_Toasted: Card kingdom, a county of cardboard
wicker_knight: it's @darkecologist
ArcOfTheConclave: If you target beamsplitter with hypothosisle, do you get a second copy?
Despoiler98: now you need 2 creatures
darkecologist: @wicker_knight thanks!
ampharos15: drawing our drake would be nice
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Daedrin: card kingdom, a province of paper
Fruan: So, the update is out.
Earthenone: !charity
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WrightJustice: ouch
ritchards: @pencilsnake psst, you forgot #charity ...
ChiefEngineerMichael: Are we flat on board?
TehAmelie: and where can we go vote?
pencilsnake: @ritchards DAMN IT
alphastorm_mtg: if you cast both, you swing for 11
pencilsnake: i feel dumb now
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Freshly_Toasted: I'd subscribe if I wasn't just barely hanging above the shark of starvation
Freshly_Toasted: Bonus baby!
wicker_knight: The Nelopede
sivakrytos: jeej too busy to call you out
Mangledpixel: <3
WrightJustice: penelope!
Orchestrion: the hot singles are coming from inside the building!
r10pez10: cheer144 obligated to make a dumb bit joke now
gualdhar: the munchkin returns!
r10pez10: hi penelope and graham
hippitybobbity: omg
BloodnBullets: benginHey
TehAmelie: hey it's the Starks
darkora: my heart...
Mysticman89: Hello cute small human!
wicker_knight: @sivakrytos Jeej playing Overwatch on his channel
ViralStitch: hello child
pollux14: aaawn she missed her
BloodnBullets: aww so cute
WrightJustice: BibleThump
margieargie: Hi Penelope!
Miramosa: omg that's the cutest kid dayHeart
Lagrangeismyhomie: penelope! Hey, Penelope!
GhassanPL: It's the Stark clan!
Lord_Hosk: Littlest Lady Hosk "Thats my friend little P! she is on the compute cause she is famous"
sivakrytos: i know, that's why he's too busy
ImmoralEthicist: It's a Penelope! Also Graham
Eramis8: !card Little Girl
LRRbot: Little Girl [{hw}] | Creature — Human Child [½/½]
Freshly_Toasted: NDY, basically guaranteed the win
Orchestrion: everyone on stream has great hair
ChiefEngineerMichael: Good fawd, Penelope is getting big...
Mangledpixel: I agree, Penelope
Orchestrion: yes Penelope that is what magic players sound like
InkyGhoast: hi penelope!
hippitybobbity: same tbh
GoblinRanger: well said Penelope
eiggy64: Looming graham dad
Fruan: Does full pump, a big gravitic punch and a flunge do it?
wicker_knight: magic magic magic magic
ImmoralEthicist: Dig that shirt, Graham
Papperslappen: Magic school bus the gathering
Ukon_vasara: all the pump spells
circusofkirkus: hypothesizzle does nothing
kaladinar: Penelope!
chickenace11: Magic school bus is the second best magic thing
Daedrin: Magic School Bus - A kingdom of cards.
Mysticman89: I'm pretty sure magic school bus taught me more than high school did.
GhassanPL: My theory that the offspring of Graham and Kathleen would grow up to be some sort of uber-human is slowly becoming true :)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If they untap, we lose.
Chartle: you're dead anyway, sonic assault is 2 dmg
pollux14: maximize velocity twice, gravitic punch
Ukon_vasara: yeah you got 4 1 mana +3 damage spells
Chartle: copy the velocity to the electromancere
ArcOfTheConclave: punce isn't copied
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Velocity copy on the Electromancer.
Evochron13: don't gravitic punch just jumpstart velocity and altitude
pollux14: *what graham said (i forgot we only got 2 red)
Lord_Hosk: Graham, is that pattern printed or textured?
RedTrinket1: punch is lethal
RedTrinket1: when copied
Evochron13: punch doesn't get copied
Chartle: punch won't be copied
ImmoralEthicist: Punch gets copied
Evochron13: because it targets 2 things
Arimus221: Punch wins
ACExtravaganza: each adds 3, so 6 is greater than 5
Fruan: Punch doesn't copy, because it has two targets
Arimus221: F
Chartle: F
circusofkirkus: F
Freshly_Toasted: WELP
WrightJustice: F
jonasjonIV: oh
ChiefEngineerMichael: FACK
chesul: F
r10pez10: oh no the orange haze
ritchards: lrrEFF
Papperslappen: invisible fuse
pencilsnake: f
poopado: lol
Statist42: f
SkylerRingtail: Where the heck was the timeer bar?
Daedrin: guyjudgeRip
pollux14: OHNO
Inquisitor_Xian: F
radioshackraider: F
rendelnep: F
Levifar: No!!!
Evochron13: it's an audio cue.
Freshly_Toasted: Boned either way
TraceBullet: timeout did nothing?
IncredibleFrown: unfortunate
hippitybobbity: that's terrible
Tzeeeeentch: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Chartle: timer bar is invisible sometimes
ACExtravaganza: f
pollux14: :C
gualdhar: rough
e_bloc: it's fine it wasn't lethal
Zebunisher: timer bar bugs out occasionally
ImmoralEthicist: The timer on Arena is way too brutal
gizmofreak1: that sucks
alphastorm_mtg: !card gravitic punch
LRRbot: Gravitic Punch [3R] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player. / Jump-start
doctahjeph: f
InkyGhoast: welllp
peepperypeppers: You clicked X
maxthefourth: !card beamsplitter
LRRbot: Beamsplitter Mage [UR] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Beamsplitter Mage, if you control one or more other creatures that spell could target, choose one of those creatures. Copy that spell. The copy targets the chosen creature.
alphastorm_mtg: it does target a creature
BloodnBullets: bar had run out once on screen, then second one didnt appear
1losttheGame: What a a nice graphic glitch that has been there for months
chesul: you were going to get 18.
poopado: favorite set to draft in arena ?
Inquisitor_Xian: wowee that's a real bummer
e_bloc: I think it got to 18
e_bloc: which was real close
alphastorm_mtg: oh
Statist42: didnt someone say they dont like the time pressure of mtgo? lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: that's feelbads
alphastorm_mtg: nevermind
peepperypeppers: Oh, my bad. Haven't played Arena recently
Ukon_vasara: the pump spells alone were 12 damage, + 2 + 1 + 2
e_bloc: Cam is correct
Ukon_vasara: okay, maybe we dont get there
SteelCityExile: there's an ominus thumping sound the let's you know when your about up.
SolarBlitz1: You got to... 17 I think?
r10pez10: anyway, move on time
kaladinar: F
jonasjonIV: by child!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, presented 17 or 18 damage
blip2004: so many screens in that room
IncredibleFrown: bye penelope
r10pez10: bye penelope, bye graham
pollux14: bye penelope!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's so frustrating
Freshly_Toasted: Penelope is growing into an unstoppable adorable force
r10pez10: yeah but the headphones were off
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah 17. dang
hippitybobbity: how old is penelope now? like 12
wicker_knight: Penelope is one fancy coat away from having a supporting role in a Mary Poppins musical
r10pez10: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: Penelope is going off to college next week right?
pollux14: great choice
hippitybobbity: tempus fugit and a
kirbytronic: It's my favorite streamer. Yay Penelope!
hippitybobbity: eevee is a cutie
TheMoatman: I see I arrived at a good time
IncredibleFrown: good choice
TheMoatman: Does Penelope like any Owl pokemon?
Icelight: That would be a very good evolution!
Trueblunts: ulhuG
chickenace11: Oh I should ask for an Eevee for christmas
hippitybobbity: does P know real animals also
peepperypeppers: no love for pikachu WutFace
Daedrin: huh. shiny eevee is the correct answer. good call.
MiranFurze: hi everyone
Mister_Skittles: a good, mnagable pokemon. good choice
ZachtlyAsIntended: Pikachu is the worst Chu. Best Chu is the Bombachu
Freshly_Toasted: I feel vindicated that raichu was mentioned and not pikachu
TehAmelie: approaching 18°C in here but this stream is keeping me warm lrrHEART
kaladinar: Evee! Good taste.
IncredibleFrown: regular raichu or surfer raichu
wicker_knight: @Freshly_Toasted pikachu may try, but cannot be worse than the Blue Chu-Chu's from LoZ Wind Waker
meagremania: Hello Kathleen, Cameron and Penelope!
BloodnBullets: and riskfacktor if you have mana left
pollux14: penelope is enchanting the opponent
pollux14: you already won
thenb44: draft or constructed?
Freshly_Toasted: Oh god I forgot about most of windwaker...
ArcOfTheConclave: risk now
wicker_knight: I spent so long just sailing around in Wind Waker. It was one of my early experiences realizing I like faffing about doing nothing in games
cerirn: Damn, the last time I saw Penelope was in one of Graham's vlogs when you guys went to Australia I think it was. She's grown so much!
electroswagnetism: I feel like you're falling victim to fancy plays syndrome
TehAmelie: there is no victory without style points
pollux14: ouch, no lands
r10pez10: i took 20 damage due to heartwarming wholesomeness
Ukon_vasara: and radical idea if nothing else
IncredibleFrown: !card integrity
LRRbot: Integrity // Intervention | Integrity [{R/W}] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. // Intervention [2RW] | Instant | Intervention deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
rycat: oof
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
ChiefEngineerMichael: Good lord, Penelope's getting big...
Freshly_Toasted: izzet aggro/surveil?
IncredibleFrown: well that may not be a great thing for spain
wicker_knight: ooh, the Sarge-ing Bargent
ZachtlyAsIntended: It's Bargento!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: did not see that one coming
Fruan: Do you just win? Sonic assult to tap their two blockers?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Are we flattened on board?
darkecologist: oofa doofa doofa-de-do
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could trade Gobbo Wiz for bargant
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill them with Sure Strike/Punch.
pollux14: land on top
TehAmelie: oofa with extra doofa
pollux14: cmon deck
pollux14: bye drake
Daedrin: At least like three fifths of a pogs
Freshly_Toasted: I think the gobbo might be good just to keep on board
Ukon_vasara: yeah, strike and punch on frog should do it
chickenace11: this is how it's going to be
strgrv: who let cam force izzet :P
Ukon_vasara: we just kill them here yeah?
wicker_knight: @strgrv Kathleen
electroswagnetism: sure strike + punch is lethal on frog
SkylerRingtail: We have lethal with Urchin, right?
karlmartin001: Sure strike, punch and attack
e_bloc: punch sure strike win
Golldum: sure strike, punch
radioshackraider: Sure Strike, Punch Frog
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sure strike on the frog makes it a 6/1. It can attack and Gravitic punch for 6 more.
RedJackz: Lava coil sorcery
e_bloc: (not in the order I said)
IncredibleFrown: they're tapped and can't block so you can just march in and eat their lunch with no math yeah
incredulouspasserby: Frog strike punch
e_bloc: got em
Freshly_Toasted: Noice
pollux14: holding priority in arena is tricky
hippitybobbity: this game is so good and fun
hippitybobbity: and ravnica is so tight
Fruan: I'm surprised you haven't been kicked out by the new patch yet
BloodnBullets: your doing great cam!
Levifar: On full control sure you can.
IncredibleFrown: lands, spells, seems good
ZachtlyAsIntended: Drifting is best format. All the exhilaration of Tokyo Draft without the car burning risk.
Freshly_Toasted: Ravnica draft would be so sweet with actual people rather than bots
pollux14: @Levifar yep, but if you forget to press ctrl you're doomed hahah
Freshly_Toasted: but that requires both friendship and money
BloodnBullets: fire urchin is a workhorse
hippitybobbity: ravnica drift race
squiggles9218: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:11.
kaladinar: Izzet nice? #sorrynotsorry
pollux14: Z
IncredibleFrown: ctrl z
Freshly_Toasted: Z to untap
hippitybobbity: @freshly_toasted what about hitting up your friendly lgs? no friends necessary
Krimarie: ctrl z
pollux14: just Z to untap, not ctrl+z
hippitybobbity: money is recommended tho
Evochron13: it's regular z no ctrl
Freshly_Toasted: None nearby, I live in the middle of nowhere
IncredibleFrown: i'm in awe at the absolute size of that lad
ChiefEngineerMichael: That... Is a big ol' boy
ampharos15: i mean our goblin kills both of those
ampharos15: doesnt kill that though
ZachtlyAsIntended: Chunky Bois
Levifar: @pollux14 I've forgotten so many times BibleThump
wicker_knight: That's a cake of beef right there
r10pez10: yeah undo is the handiest thing i ever learned in arena
IncredibleFrown: blech, this is the selesnya line my decks always refuse to give me
darkecologist: so much hoof sounds
ChiefEngineerMichael: LargeLad.gif
Icelight: Just the thiccest
jonasjonIV: dont forget radical idea
Trueblunts: Centaur tribal PogChamp
e_bloc: have we thought about drawing lava coil
Icelight: Somebody call MERL to document this
ampharos15: they see the line.......
Blasteg: green white big stuff
Freshly_Toasted: I imagine it's some soft vinage
IncredibleFrown: she's a dryad so she probly doesn't care
Evochron13: double block rosemain?
ampharos15: maximize to trade and live?
pollux14: I'd double block the rosemane
e_bloc: trade urchin for 4/4?
Evochron13: maximize is a sorcery.
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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BloodnBullets: maximize is a sourcery
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ampharos15: ah i see
pollux14: never punished hahaha
Freshly_Toasted: Magic's easy just topdeck answers
Evochron13: *sorcery
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e_bloc: you would think something called maximize velocity would be an instant
Evochron13: nah
IncredibleFrown: almost got rid of that new car smell
Evochron13: takes time to maximize the velocity
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IncredibleFrown: yeah that's only 13
wicker_knight: Khan's Gnat Relations salute you, @ArcticAtlantic
Evochron13: radical velocity, swing with just the dragonauts?
BloodnBullets: i would velocity and attack with the dragonauts at least
QwertMints: rad idea
ArcticAtlantic: thank you! @wicker_knight
darkecologist: holding back must be correct
IncredibleFrown: huh.
Robot_Bones: They're afraid
Earthenone: oponent is doing well for being stuck on 3 lands
wicker_knight: sure is a whole lot of nothing happen'n here cap'n
Veggiekeks: @ArcticAtlantic yay! that is so great. Im actually finishing my masters thesis right now. It also feels good
IncredibleFrown: afraid of the faries
Freshly_Toasted: bit of a late ramp there, must be out of gas
ArcticAtlantic: ahhhh that's awesome @Veggiekeks! hi-5 :D
eye_h_bar: Is this draft or sealed?
Robot_Bones: Yes! I need an emote to always convey the end of starship troopers "they're afraid"
Fruan: And then you tap it down and kill them.
IncredibleFrown: does not have flying
wolf2012pack: was that a brown note?
CFSBrawl: dairy wurm
pollux14: draw!
QwertMints: draw
BloodnBullets: insight is so expensive
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Lunareclipse123: "Mooooooo" - Siege Wurm
Evochron13: i think keep a sonic assault up for siege wurm, swing with dragonnauts
Mivair: Serge Wurm
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Need to keep up assault for their attack.
Mivair: Ruh roh
Freshly_Toasted: oof
IncredibleFrown: unfortunate
abaoa_qu: Need the 3rd blue?
ampharos15: well we are going to get loved to death
BloodnBullets: buff isnt enough
Evochron13: sonic assault the wurm as you'll have to anyways
Lunareclipse123: Affectionate
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jonasjonIV: fun!
GoblinRanger: yeah I have a different UI then you right now, was wondering about that
wolf2012pack: you'll restart and you'll like it!
IncredibleFrown: i hear they're changing the sub system to reflect your total time and not your streak
pollux14: gg
r10pez10: what's on the MTGO atm
Mivair: on the mitgos
Freshly_Toasted: maximise velocity plus rad idea?
Krimarie: that's 11
Evochron13: hypothesizzle tapped wrong
Lord_Hosk: I got you cameron
Evochron13: if hypothesizzle used the 3 blue
Mivair: Shame
IncredibleFrown: dead to arena, rip
Evochron13: you'd have extra red for velocity
pollux14: yep, autotapper
frostownik: autotap messed you up
Jondare: 1 more red mana and we could have done it
TheTunnelingCat: couldve killed em if we had tapped out mana differently, kinda sucks
BloodnBullets: Yeah! totally autotaps fault
chesul: I find that Autotap is generally pretty bad if you're doing anything that's not the largest color in your hand.
ampharos15: much better
Grammis: hello everyone
eiggy64: hi
darkecologist: a little mick jagger there. no. yes. not funny.
Saintnex: I honestly cant play arena with auto tap, just because of the amount of times its burned me
Freshly_Toasted: turn 1 hawk's a doozy
IncredibleFrown: i never have autotap on, half because i never trust it and half because tapping my own mana helps me think about sequencing
Freshly_Toasted: risk might fall flat cuz they'll just go to 20
BloodnBullets: 4 damage to face at instant speed is still fine
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, 3 mana 4 face damage you can do twice seems good
r10pez10: sounds about right
MilkInBag: welp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhoh
Grammis: 45 months PogChamp
Trueblunts: 45 years PogChamp
r10pez10: hahaha
pollux14: beamsplitter altitude
IncredibleFrown: it's so awkward
QwertMints: max
Saintnex: we needed just one more mana for the dream :(
Grammis: the planets need to align just right
e_bloc: it's a midsized ranch
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
QwertMints: yassssss
r10pez10: kapow
IncredibleFrown: cawwww
r10pez10: twelve on board
SydPreviouslyHeadache: risk factor does 4, maximize adds 2 damage
BloodnBullets: velcity and jump start?
ampharos15: everything has to do 7
nkcola: Max Vel, jump start
Golldum: max adds 4
r10pez10: altitude again
BulkRare: risk probably will make you draw
ACExtravaganza: velocity and jumpstart altitude with velocity
Halvhir: I mean, they 100% block the wee dragonauts, right
chesul: you get 15 damage here.
r10pez10: i'm not sure if we got em, but this is bloody awesome
IncredibleFrown: but! it was a slick turn
Saintnex: we dont win, but we lived the dream
e_bloc: we tried
Freshly_Toasted: 22 damage on board is still a sick turn
IncredibleFrown: alas
jonasjonIV: did your best!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
r10pez10: it looked really cool
aWittyUsername: its all for the sick turns
hippitybobbity: that was so fresh
cmdrud87: every grn drafter ever?
QwertMints: gg guys :)
Daedrin: There's no downtown today supposedly.
ancientspark: Setting gems on fire!
GoblinRanger: it's not maintence, the version is already up
Daedrin: time*
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QwertMints: mtgo?
tocu: selesnya suffers the problem of having 2 halves of the deck 1 half to build up the other half only drawing 1 half is rough
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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Trueblunts: They had premium selesnya cards SeemsGood
Ukon_vasara: yeah, was wondering why my arena looks different than your arena
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mandarinmonkey: its already up no downtime
IncredibleFrown: protagonist of puzzle and dragons, jhoira
WrightJustice: no maintenance just an update
SydPreviouslyHeadache: jhoira, whom i don't know how i feel about
Freshly_Toasted: I think the maintenance is just forced update?
Lord_Hosk: Cracking packs??? for no value? without drafting with them? AHHHH! Kappa
Dunedain_Warden: It's G!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a second troll
Daedrin: Yeah, no downtown.
Daedrin: time*
samubtdp1985: uma on mtgo?
Ukon_vasara: the same... charnel troll?
chesul: but you already had 4 trolls, that's why it was face up.
iammorthos: Yeah it’s not@maintenance it’s just a reboot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OOOH, not as good walking ballista
BloodnBullets: frenzy!
nullrush: kathleen must do COMMERCE
r10pez10: bidnuss
Saintnex: ohh are we cooking again on TTSF?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can still do an infinite combo with it though
r10pez10: see ya kathleen
Dunedain_Warden: Bye K!
mtgdabest: What happens to the 5th+ copy of cards now that the vault is gone?
nullrush: doesn't the vault still exist, it's just hidden?
darkecologist: @mtgdabest still vault, you just can't see it
NovaTiempo: !uptime
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't think that system is in place yet
BobaRobes: vaults still there you just dont see it until you earn it.
mtgdabest: @darkecologist @BobaRobes Ah gotcha, thanks
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but yeah, Chamber Sentry + Cabal Paladin or Diligent Excavator can do some stuff
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Arcane Adaptation and one of the Lilianas. or Tishar and a second Chamber Sentry in the bin
Earthenone: !findquote food
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bogween: OOGA BOOGA
dankmemes187: umm?
Daedrin: hi back im chat
mrMorphius: Hey there Mr. Back
jonasjonIV: yay!
TheWooglie: Hello
QwertMints: hiyaaaa
1losttheGame: yay more draft
samubtdp1985: sealed plz
mtg_fanerdic: hiya cam!
GoblinRanger: that was ladder
Freshly_Toasted: Ayyoo
WrightJustice: ranked is bo1
mtgdabest: hello!
samubtdp1985: best of 1
mrMorphius: Dominaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
ZachtlyAsIntended: Sealed doesn't have great payout
IncredibleFrown: i prefer dominaria but bo1 is rough
e_bloc: always draft
chesul: shock land to start seems great.
Fruan: You mean Traditional
WrightJustice: this GRN draft should have betetr bots now
Freshly_Toasted: Sealed dom is pretty spicy from what I've seen
darkecologist: always be best of 3ing
dankmemes187: cratermaker
CulturalGeekGirl: Dead weight is a good p1p1
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Freshly_Toasted: DW is aight
QwertMints: izzet again?
CulturalGeekGirl: cratermaker is deece too
Freshly_Toasted: electromancer too
e_bloc: we golgari bois?
QwertMints: fair enough :)
IncredibleFrown: nnnnothing
e_bloc: Cam would you mind clicking the box in the top right to change the view?
mtgdabest: I think Golgari is great if it comes together
incredulouspasserby: you're a better player than I, I woulda grabbed that steam vents for standard play and built the deck around that land probably
QwertMints: bonds?
duckondrugs: how's izzet in the meta? it's basically the only ravnica deck i have in MTGA
Doc_Rider: take the gate
Despoiler98: thats not a real gargoyle!
Freshly_Toasted: devkarin? Or bonds for abzan?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh, i actually like that card if it didn't exile itself
raithencore235: !uptime
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incredulouspasserby: turns out three color control needs some heavy duals
rycat: blu!
CulturalGeekGirl: poisoner's fine. Shammy is fine
dankmemes187: cratermaker adequate? you hurt my feelings, if you want I can try to change your mind
Freshly_Toasted: Devkarin has versatility, poisoner is good insurance, also that sweet 20 turn clock
rycat: just background pokemon chat and I approve
IncredibleFrown: rewarded with guildgate?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Street Riot and poisoner: Deathtouch Trampler
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just gotta splash jund
raithencore235: Why not try 5 colour good stuff?
Doc_Rider: a lot of gates in this draft
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I was kidding
ReydienOnline: dissident is a passable bear
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think my idea is bad in limited
frostownik: pick the gates, hope for Glaive
Freshly_Toasted: dev seems to be wheeling
CulturalGeekGirl: I'd go gate
incredulouspasserby: not even so much hard to read as just opening a lot of nothing
Freshly_Toasted: centipede's a beater
CulturalGeekGirl: Rainbow gate is where i'd go
chesul: shieldmate I'd say.
Scar_Red_Tiger: I'm told in Arena signaling is all the more important to the bots
DruthersHaver: these are still done with bots, correct?
IncredibleFrown: snitch is a real card as well...but i historically take any excuse to get out of golgari
Miramosa: @DruthersHaver afaik yes
raithencore235: Vernadi shieldmate?
Freshly_Toasted: Force rainbow gate
1losttheGame: i think we are still open to black blue
incredulouspasserby: pack one is a whole lotta awful geez
Freshly_Toasted: recluse for fliers?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Well, our deck is certainly Green-Something
chesul: flower lets us splash more white.
Zyme86: demotion, weak removal
1losttheGame: spider for birbs?
chesul: recluse to protect against fliers probably.
TheMuffinDragon: I think you have to be really aggressive to play demotion
raithencore235: Veiled Shade, it can make combat math hard for the opp
Freshly_Toasted: painter's ok but spider beats healer's birb
ReydienOnline: pick 10 prey upon, it went completely around the table?
chesul: centaur I think.
IncredibleFrown: might just be stray i think
chesul: you have the ability to splash white pretty well.
Freshly_Toasted: gate?
Freshly_Toasted: abzan gate meta
Doc_Rider: surveil?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: centaur or bus fodder cantrip
IncredibleFrown: yeah we need cards that Do Something
chesul: findbroker is great.
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laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Cam, what's your favorite common in this set?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH a second
chesul: the bug?
IncredibleFrown: beetle...?
Zyme86: hard to pass the guildgate
ACExtravaganza: ornery goblin
Zyme86: wait wrong colors
TheMuffinDragon: Hypothesizzle almost purely for the name
Freshly_Toasted: colossus is poop without trample
chesul: it doesn't have trample, so it's just not good.
Freshly_Toasted: recluse for blocks?
mtg_fanerdic: spider
chesul: shade I think.
raithencore235: Grappledew?
Freshly_Toasted: Abzan gates here we gooo
WrightJustice: very good draft Kappa
Robot_Bones: no UMAs today?
BloodnBullets: i think sonic assault is my favourite non-rare, both in effect and flavour
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, what's your favorite common in this set?
ReydienOnline: snap
IncredibleFrown: that's a card
Freshly_Toasted: DOOM
Despoiler98: Graham sound effects best effects
chesul: worm?
Freshly_Toasted: Siege wurm!
Robot_Bones: oaky
Freshly_Toasted: the payoff is happening
SydPreviouslyHeadache: happy to contribute
raithencore235: Wohoo
NexVesica: What are your bounty hunter names?
samubtdp1985: mage
chesul: guildmage I think.
samubtdp1985: guild mage
IncredibleFrown: i think it's guildmage actually
frostownik: mage can wheel
ACExtravaganza: guildmage
Freshly_Toasted: mage for sure
chesul: centaur here I think.
TheMuffinDragon: We already have 2 dead weights we can take the mage
chesul: as a final bit for the splash.
WrightJustice: what is this bounty?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wish I had the confidence to try three color decks in just regular standard
Wikt: those are the most open green guilds ive seen
ThorSokar: yay?
Levifar: Nops
Freshly_Toasted: cavalier, already hard abzan
Sibanamush: is there a way to change the Deckmaster layout to match the two rows layout of the draft?
raithencore235: I like Centaur
samubtdp1985: mage plus wurm is a combo
IncredibleFrown: i'd think about bat
Freshly_Toasted: bat or centaur
Wikt: yeah i don't think this can main cavalier
SydPreviouslyHeadache: maybe we'll see a chromatic lancer
chesul: you have a lot of support for the splash.
Daedrin: Mono junk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lantern *
Papperslappen: Junk stuff is most of my drafts
chesul: is assassin good?
incredulouspasserby: we woulda seen lantern by now if we were getting one
Antimuffin: How long have you been playing? Just now got the tweet notification.
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, are you excited for TLC on sunday?
Freshly_Toasted: Ochran's Razor is a spicy nickname
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've been trying to figure out a way to make a deck around Ochran Assassin, either with splashing red for sure strike or jousting lance. it's fun but doesn't win a lot
MiranFurze: faver
Freshly_Toasted: Lotleth is a bit of a meme
Despoiler98: Lol lol giant thats awesome never heard that one
phorrestgaze: really great with doom whisperer
chesul: giant, even if you only have a dead few creatures it's great.
BloodnBullets: lotleth giant can certainly finish an opponent
El_Funko: I love convoking Pack's Favour out of nowhere
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radioshackraider: Giant I think is good
raithencore235: I've seen letleth giant dome people out before
ReydienOnline: @LoadingReadyRun have you heard about Amazonian's stream event next weekend? Core 19 draft where all spells are free
IncredibleFrown: air presence
Antimuffin: charity200 #charity
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Despoiler98: @BloodnBullets look no kink shaming
Diabore: rumors out?
Freshly_Toasted: The snitch is a bit of a nonbo without whisperer
phorrestgaze: 1 doom boy
TheMuffinDragon: Foragers seem pretty good to me
chesul: we have whisperer, but I don't think it's good enough for snitch.
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun You absolutely have repeatable surveil? Just not enough for a snitch
Freshly_Toasted: You have some nice beaters in white
BloodnBullets: benginFingers @Despoiler98
frostownik: fogchamp
IncredibleFrown: pack's favor can probably go
Diabore: 3 more
raithencore235: Was there a glitch with whispering snitch in Arena?
TheMuffinDragon: Id cut the erstwhile trooper
Freshly_Toasted: You need 1 recluse for birbs
BloodnBullets: strands also needs something...
SkylerRingtail: Cut Uprising, maybe? We haev a lot of other removal
IncredibleFrown: what's our creature count at?
HungryCavalier: Uprising is bad
Swamplor: I agree, @HungryCavalier
WotC_LeeSharpe: hey graham and cam
emrafool: gogari meh stuff?
jferfid: bat is bad
WotC_LeeSharpe: ALL of the draft bots force mono red Kappa
laskotheking: @WotC_LeeSharpe Greetings to the master of mono red!
Freshly_Toasted: Abzan 'stuff'
northos: that SHOULD be true :P
frostownik: uprising wins Most Underwhelming Seemingly Good Common
IncredibleFrown: seems good
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laskotheking: @WotC_LeeSharpe You joke, but are you aware that that was Andrew Cuneo's strategy for DOM draft on Arena?
BloodnBullets: ooo wow, thats different
IncredibleFrown: that was my strat for dom draft in paper, really
WotC_LeeSharpe: new build today!
riordand: Uh Karn, sir, your head is burning
chesul: wow, that's a big difference. I'm not sure I like it, but it's interesting.
Freshly_Toasted: Wow, turn track's gone minimal. Looks nice
wolf2012pack: oh, these are changes that LITERALLY just happened.
chesul: they also changed the markers next to the player names.
Freshly_Toasted: Might be slightly less functional
frostownik: can you put stops on combat steps?
raithencore235: I liked how big the buttons for the turn trackers were before... but this still looks really cool
BloodnBullets: unfortunately i believe part of the new UI is hidden behind graham
emrafool: actually look great! very clean. i thought i was the only one passing turns my mistake lol
WotC_LeeSharpe: @laskotheking : Yep, he's said as much!
Antimuffin: Oh wow
wolf2012pack: OHHH
Freshly_Toasted: OOH
raithencore235: Ohhhh
pollux14: oooh
Antimuffin: going to update my client right now
radioshackraider: Maybe Opp is Mono Black?
eye_h_bar: Ooo, that's cool
Styxseus: Oooo~
Freshly_Toasted: Now that's nice
pollux14: lol, everyone had the same reaction
TheMuffinDragon: Keep in mind we need to eventually have BBGG and WWGG
Styxseus: Thats neat
Antimuffin: why do I need to log in every time? or is it just after updates?
kinkerbelle: @TheMuffinDragon We have that now! Selyesnia Guildgate, Golgari Guildgate, plains, swamp.
Freshly_Toasted: Mono black stuff vs abzan stuff? Not sure what to think
kinkerbelle: wait no I'm dumb that's not how that works
emrafool: oh you dissadont
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh hey, the UI has changed
TheMuffinDragon: @kinkerbelle Yeah we got it with that swamp draw
emrafool: ASMR cam plz
frostownik: still no GGWW
kinkerbelle: I still don't think we have GGWW because we'd have to tap the selesnya guildgate for G...
TheMuffinDragon: Oh right! crap lol
IncredibleFrown: both gates for green, two swamps?
raithencore235: Thanks Cam, having game audio really makes it easier for me to track the gameplay
frostownik: ohh the timer looks so tight now
IncredibleFrown: or...oh right
SkylerRingtail: I looked away and looked back, and suddenly new UI? I, ah, don't think I like the change?
Zyme86: Yes
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Freshly_Toasted: The change is most likely more clear when in play
Styxseus: Death by time?
JA_Pinkerton: SkylerRingtail - agreed
kinkerbelle: gabyMath
Freshly_Toasted: It looks much more intuitive
Freshly_Toasted: just smaller buttons
JA_Pinkerton: no such thing as an intuitive interface
IncredibleFrown: opponent stood up?
Ferisar: busy sculpting minds
EvilBadman: OP on the walk away to pee plan
Freshly_Toasted: I mean, when the pause button says pause
emrafool: basically tilted into another dimension i imagine
IncredibleFrown: brb gotta architect some thoughts
frostownik: new rank badges as well
SkylerRingtail: Have they implemented an equivalent of MtGO's "Always yield to trigger" or hard passing a turn yet?
useless_ac: don't forget to gain 2 if no attacks
RassilonDND: opponent felt like it was time for a sammich because of low blood sugar
squiggles9218: @SkylerRingtail If you hold shift when pressing enter its a hard pass
kinkerbelle: Findbroker can get back dead weight, so I'd dead weight the bats then findbroker
Diabore: i would
frostownik: throw away the beetle, regrow for VALUE
IncredibleFrown: dead weight the bat and then findbroker it back? that's funny
SkylerRingtail: Ah, it's Shift Enter? Thanks @squiggles9218
Mowdownjoe: Dead weight the bats, the Findbroker the Dead Weight. Feels good.
useless_ac: attack first
TheWriterAleph: kill pede, then weight the bats
emrafool: also can give the squad menace
swampertman8_: !card pack's favor
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can also get back Dead Weight.
eye_h_bar: Is our opponent actually running mono-black?
TheMuffinDragon: I mean they've cast almost everything they have
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IncredibleFrown: no man is an island, and neither is their draws
Jol_Loves_Johanna: Hello everyone just jumping on
TheWooglie: I'm facinated by your pen twirling
denitar: Remember to hit those life gains when you can with guild mage :)
pollux14: don't forget to activate guildmage on endsteps, cam
KaptainKuantum: Missed Guildmage activation?
abaoa_qu: Didnt even need that 2 life
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Mowdownjoe: Yeah, that sounds fine.
useless_ac: convoke
samubtdp1985: wurm plus guildmage equals unblockable wurm
IncredibleFrown: rip that guy
KaptainKuantum: Lol, no matter.
frostownik: deck's perfect
Freshly_Toasted: Game 2 my dudes
TheWooglie: Was there background talking?
mrMorphius: Sorry Opp lrrEFF
somecall_metim: is that a super buff necron on the left?
ampharos15: is this match one?
raithencore235: I've never noticed that Golgari Findbroker was a 3/4 with a regrowth effect. That is a decent body!
somewhatclever_: what's scheduled for Paper Fights this week?
IncredibleFrown: @somecall_metim that's a golem
Skudd: Man I am really not digging this UI update
frostownik: just wish Broker was a strictly worse E-Wit
RassilonDND: jace normally has a counter in his back pocket right?
kinkerbelle: Findbroker is one of the top 10 biggest creatures in the set.
korvys: Not just a harder to cast Gravedigger
Liebury: Bo3 is ranked?
kinkerbelle: LOTS of the creatures are low stats
pollux14: I wonder what they will do for the UUGG, WWBB, RRGG and WWUU next set
andrew: hey cam! how's magic going?
emrafool: boros has always borosed
korvys: Lots of humans/humanoids
Despoiler98: ouch
emrafool: mull
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oof
IncredibleFrown: nooooo thankyou
ampharos15: @pollux14 im so excited for the completion of that cycle
IncredibleFrown: blech.
ZachtlyAsIntended: ::GASP :: OP was Dimir!
frostownik: a big boar for RRGG
andrew: good day! that's good to hear! I'm doing well, had a job interview earlier today that I _think_ went well. We'll see! Just trying to relax and not second-guess myself too much no
andrew: now
squiggles9218: Hey Cam, did you hear about the supposed leak?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Oh god, Cam! They have both their colours now! They're certainly gonna dumpster us
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Despoiler98: what supposed leak?
Evochron13: the FNM promo
chesul: kinkerbelle it's very not in the top 10.
andrew: I'm also starting to get over a very not-fun back injury, so feelin good about that
emrafool: cool, but not worth ruining for people. its out there
Despoiler98: yeah this is MTG sponsored lets not get LRR in trougle
Despoiler98: trouble
IncredibleFrown: i personally eat that stuff up but given how big a viewership this channel and chat has it's probably polite to keep it under one's hat
El_Funko: There's a whole LRR Discord where you can discuss that stuff
Freshly_Toasted: prey upon 1st?
Blightedballs: what's a twitch bounty?
abaoa_qu: Poisoner prey upon wall?
Blightedballs: or arena bounty
Ferisar: @Blightedballs "stream this game and get money based on viewership"
PinballWitch: hello there cam and chat!
WonderfulGlory: I like clearing their whole board here
IncredibleFrown: harpoon always fights, right?
emrafool: give em the poon....
Chartle: it doesn't have to
SydPreviouslyHeadache: harpooner is may
awesomebear10: hows it going?
PinballWitch: I had my first 7 win draft on arena today!
andrew: @IncredibleFrown It's a May, serge used that to his advantage yesterday
e_bloc: poisoner doesn't die
abaoa_qu: Good to use prey while they are tapped out
IncredibleFrown: but it's not contingent on actually getting a buff is what i didn't remember
chesul: kinkerbelle it's at most 24th.
ampharos15: lets draw a white source
PinballWitch: how do you poison mist?
emrafool: swamp, doom whisperer
andrew: thanks Cam! <3
frostownik: @PinballWitch I believe it's called a fart #lowbrow
emrafool: wouldve added to the board, but its fine
Liebury: @pinballwitch republicans
TehAmelie: sometimes we all have vapors
abaoa_qu: Desperate play by opp
viridimayai: poison can be made into a mist
Chartle: or can have, i guess
WonderfulGlory: They were playing vicious rumors last game, I wouldn't hold a card
emrafool: because if you draw nothing, then you attack for more next turn
somewhatclever_: hey, that's a card that I got to nickname on ttc. Vape break
Freshly_Toasted: op might be screwed again
frostownik: pump, hold 2
IncredibleFrown: yeah it seems like they're hard up for gas
Bi11dozer: Whats your overall opinion on how Arena plays??
viridimayai: Probs douser
Nightecho06: Doom!
RassilonDND: lava coil just looks like the warmest hug
emrafool: got the bonds to cover any spooki boi
IncredibleFrown: the feelbads are real :v
megaRammy: @LoadingReadyRun Where would you reccomend starting as a new Arena player? Constructed, Draft?
Freshly_Toasted: they might also have a D. Whisperer?
darkora: ouch feelsbadman
rarermonsters: Arena plays as well as an MTG game could be expected to
emrafool: if that's their whole turn, then fine
WonderfulGlory: Called it
PinballWitch: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but that card is mean
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squiggles9218: I can't decide how I feel about the new UI
viridimayai: Mono-Blue tempo
rarermonsters: The Economy is terrifyingly bad, by far the worst among Digital TCGs
Vampiricsloth: how goes the burning of Gems @loadingreadyrun ?
Skudd: For the most part Arena has only gotten better over time, which is great.
rarermonsters: There's unfortunately really no reasonable way to play free
frostownik: unlock all the decks, farm gold
rarermonsters: And you can't buy decks
Blightedballs: the starter decks have some strong cards and are good for finding what colours feel best to you
PinballWitch: if you are willing to spend a little money, the starter pack thing is totally worth it
viridimayai: I am playing free, but I went hard into knights
Skudd: I... really have some concerns with this latest UI update, but otherwise I haven't had much to complain about.
emrafool: this game is an example of why ive always thought enhanced surveilance is not a playable card, even in dimir, you opponent has done nothing and even more nothing
somewhatclever_: Does arena still have a separate meta from standard or have the two metas converged?
abaoa_qu: Opp's deck is unbelievably durdlesome
Freshly_Toasted: I kinda like the decluttering
somecall_metim: @LoadingReadyRun I managed to fettle Destiny 2 btw, the batte net app was just being finicky
megaRammy: Maybe I'll get started on my wizard chores whilst I wait for the Artifact update
Spacecarl: My problem is that I want to play a kindof goofy deck in arena but thats basically throwing at least 4 rarer wildcards into the void.
IncredibleFrown: i've killed multiple real decks with enhanced, personally
squiggles9218: Does anyone else thing the new UI feels kind of "swoopy"? Like when you play a card?
IncredibleFrown: but you do have to be...casting real spells
viridimayai: Hearthstone has the goofy deck problem too
megaRammy: @somewhatclever_ There's more of a meta around aggro and stuff that works best in best of 1 formats/things without sideboards
rarermonsters: Arena's meta is incredibly weird because people aren't able to get the cards they want, so people play extremely awkward decks compared to paper or MTGO standard
darkecologist: @somewhatclever_ seems like paper meta to me (in best of 3 events anyways)
Vampiricsloth: do it magic is more then just winning xD
viridimayai: No real incentive to get creative when resource flow is so scarce
emrafool: land, pooner plz
viridimayai: Oh absolutely Harpooner
awesomebear10: u can just attack
eye_h_bar: Just attack and threaten a pump
Zebunisher: did op just bin 4 lands?
WonderfulGlory: Both your creatures also just attack through watcher
Freshly_Toasted: Now that ICRs are out, I always feel bad making jank decks
emrafool: well that also works
Bi11dozer: Thoughts on the mtg esports announcements??
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PinballWitch: How are you today, good sir cameron?
Blightedballs: @Freshly_Toasted they cancelled that change
Despoiler98: RAMPAGE
Freshly_Toasted: Oh, nice!
ChiefEngineerMichael: ICRs?
frostownik: individual card rewards
emrafool: deck pz
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ahh
emrafool: plz
PinballWitch: I just really started playing arena for real 2 days ago, so I've been having fun in dominaria drafts, but really look forward to the casual guilds drafts returning
Freshly_Toasted: Back to rainbow gates it is
Mivair: Sup Cam
PinballWitch: you have all spells you can cast!
emrafool: best 5 you could ask for
Nightecho06: does Sarkhan wield a halberd or a bardiche?
IncredibleFrown: *not* bad might be a hasty judgment but it's got hope
Mivair: A darn good 5 indeed
megaRammy: Is the motion blur on cards new?
theycallhimben: I still have a sealed code for Arena, I hope it's still good.
IncredibleFrown: okay *now* it's not bad :v
Lord_Hosk: Good cards, enjoy the game
PinballWitch: opinions on the guild mages in the set? which feels strongest to you?
theycallhimben: Also hi everyone
e_bloc: 2/2 is going all the way
frostownik: I reinstalled Arena when I saw the Chromatic Black deck, almost got the whole list now
emrafool: bear's a bear, as i've always said
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CloudSwordTwitch: Abzan? What do you mean, Cam’s playing Abzan in a set with both Dimir and Izzet?
Mad_Maxis: i know its not magic but how do you feel about the Megacorp expansion for stellaris?
Freshly_Toasted: izzet guildmage has actually served me nicely
Mivair: Oooh I like the little phase markers, they're real good
emrafool: dead weight dat boi
PinballWitch whispers "Agent"
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WrightJustice: no trade? PogChamp
IncredibleFrown: o o f
emrafool: well poop
Mivair: Is there any reason to buy the DLC really for someone not interested in the megacorp civ?
Despoiler98: WELP
Miramosa: I'm playing Stellaris on the side right now - it's really good
IncredibleFrown: hit by the train to valuetown
Despoiler98: lrrEFF
emrafool: dis informuuuuuuuh
Lord_Hosk: 7 turn clock 7 turn clock
TheWarbo: Hah, I am currently playing Stellaris while watching
megaRammy: @LoadingReadyRun Wink once if you have any interest in trying the Valve card game :P
NovaTiempo: "sandbagging"?
Doc_Rider: oh great a black blue mill deck
PinballWitch: landbagging?
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chesul: I've really enjoyed what I've played of the new Stellaris patch so far.
Mivair: It's a lot of fun just...also a lot of stuff
emrafool: game 2!
Miramosa: not to my knowledge - the community really likes the patch but certain bugs has incensed some people
NovaTiempo: oh, discard target. Got it
IncredibleFrown: ablative armor to protect better cards that we draw
Freshly_Toasted: Did artifact tank? I wasn't interested but keep hearing rumours it fell flat
Mivair: I usually play EU4, so it's not that big of a deal to me, it's a similar level of resource management
Nightecho06: wait till the surveil 3
chesul: but I can understand some people hating how finniky planets are now.
PinballWitch: i do love the dimir surveil symbol on the deck, looks really cool
kinkerbelle: I like the new stuff once I like it, but I wish the empire size was more... obviously determined? or warned me when I was over it?
frostownik: it's like a bad Extract from Darkness!
emrafool: i mean, you could just draw doomy whisp
Mivair: Dwoomy
theycallhimben: yeah D-Whizzle would solve a lot of problems
Miramosa: it makes it more a simulator than a 4x at this point
bl1ghtn1n6: is this the new update? it looks new
Chartle: don't forget to activate guildmage EOT
PinballWitch: such shade
SolFerrum: Disinformation Campaign
Mivair: Stellaris wasn't really ever a 4X
rarermonsters: I wish Veiled Shade's flavor text was just "You look tired"
AlonsoSwift: Having just got here, what's our white splash?
emrafool: guildmage keeps you from dying for a little while
IncredibleFrown: drawing our bombs? that doesn't sound on brand
useless_ac: should have pla swamp
chesul: I did find a really fun bug actually, if you find the system that's unconnected to the hyperlanes you can use that as a routing place for the experimental drive on science ships to get anywhere in ~4 days.
frostownik: guildmage EOT
SolFerrum: goodbye swamp :(
Mivair: I disagree that it's a simulator, but it's definitely more of a strategy game these days
awesomebear10: I can confirm he is in your deck
Lord_Hosk: I recommend fireballing them for 12 right now
Vanbael: Demons just do what demons want to
emrafool: but they have 12x removals in their hand
GlennSeto: Chaotic Evil, yo.
PinballWitch: Demons are the dude-bros of mtg
Miramosa: @Mivair no but those were the noises they were making to begin with - 2.2 is an even further departure from that original vision
SolFerrum: lol, Doom Whisperer is just a massive jerk
Despoiler98: Even though he's a demon he kink shames ALL THE TIME
Vanbael: I mean there are some demons that are for dishing out punishment to the damned
Freshly_Toasted: Wouldn't he say so in maddening whispers?
thomas: Cam, have you seen The Good Place?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dang it. demons are chaotic, devils are lawful, right?
Mivair: @Miramosa Eh, fair.
emrafool: demons go home and look in the mirror, scoff, and say to themselves "your horns are so small, dad was right"
Kthanid: Just pretend you're using it on block.
GlennSeto: Demons are literal roommates from hell.
Kthanid: That's what I do.
thomas: Okay, yeah.
thomas: That’s straight up Trevor.
e_bloc: the good place is so very quotable
Squiidd_pope: oh wow, this is the first time I've ever seen the deckmaster extension in action
IncredibleFrown: the ol two mana unsummon
CulturalGeekGirl: I'm back, I just had to close the tab so I could Beat Todd Stevens In Standard >_>
bl1ghtn1n6: wow
WrightJustice: waow
IncredibleFrown: dang
emrafool: be GONE thot
Nightecho06: the ol 1 - 2
PinballWitch: whelp
maxthefourth: are devils demons?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Now he's just rubbing it in
SolFerrum: I swear the number of times I've done that (kept a card in hand to Disinformation Campaign)
kamelion84: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: The 2 for 1
awesomebear10: Such a dick move
IncredibleFrown: rip goast
EvilBadman: Super afraid of the shade
emrafool: just stylin on ya
SolFerrum: aaaand they get Disinformation Campaign back wow
frostownik: that's just throwing shade
IncredibleFrown: remember to gain life
GlennSeto: Demons steal your food from the fridge and then tell you, "we're out of beer"
IncredibleFrown: :/
AndronPlaysGames: playing in a draft I got Denitha Capeshin and the Black Blade reforged. wish me luck on getting to magical Christmas land
Mivair: Awwww
IncredibleFrown: @AndronPlaysGames that's the way you do it
PinballWitch: all the cards
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emrafool: famous last words
emrafool: full of puppies
TheWooglie: AndronPlaysGames You're only a weeek and a bit away from Christmas so
DiscordianTokkan: Oh
PinballWitch: well that's a card
emrafool: oops we sultai now
SolFerrum: Oh is that a new turn thing above the WHAT
chesul: whelp, we're done.
Nightecho06: listening to Maro describe Dimir sounds exactly as you describe
DiscordianTokkan: So they can't mill out now.
Freshly_Toasted: Oh yeah, it's december
phorrestgaze: there's a cargo ship
e_bloc: welp
Nightecho06: "people just don't understand how they lost"
SolFerrum: Yeah, that's a pretty good card.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello Runner Friends, how goes tonight?
Despoiler98: wow must be nice for our opponent to have ALL THE ANSWERS
useless_ac: 3 turn clock
RassilonDND: well that shipping container is now loaded with shrapnel and bomb cards
frostownik: game 1
Chartle: looks like game 1
SolFerrum: @Bobtheninjagoldfish for us, entertaining. For Cam, not so much
DiscordianTokkan: I think game 1 yeah
SolFerrum: game 1
emrafool: but cameron, life gain and card advantage are basically the same thing, that's why all the colors are perfectly balanced
Despoiler98: Beeeeeeeeeeeej
Freshly_Toasted: I see op decided to draft the deck with answers built in
SkywalkerStalker98: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
thenb44: Beeeeej
awesomebear10: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej
Despoiler98: Eat crunchy snacks RIGHT IN OUR EARS
IncredibleFrown: eesh, well.
e_bloc: Beejus will save us
Freshly_Toasted: Beej asmr
Swamplor: Game was pre-ruined for your convenience, really
SolFerrum: Also when did they get that new Turn Order thing? It's much better than the old one
frostownik: they may still be running 5 color gates all removal
RassilonDND: no blocks?! No, block!
useless_ac: rip
WrightJustice: f
awesomebear10: Menace
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awesomebear10: f
frostownik: F
IncredibleFrown: that gargoyle's no slouch
TehAmelie: we can tap mountains when we believe♫
emrafool: is this the new puzzlequest expansion?
theycallhimben: Oh my god I just realised that song has the same tune as Old Macdonald Had A Farm
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awesomebear10: Let beej play this entire game
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SolFerrum: Wait you can choose whether to play or draw first now!?
DiscordianTokkan: It was a 5-mull yeah, IIRC
IncredibleFrown: uh oh
A1_Saucy: Cameron was your house like a museum growing up? :D
emrafool: r u srs
tsinclairblack: Looking good Beej
frostownik: answers.dec
Freshly_Toasted: Eek
emrafool: oh i just threw out my back cringing
emrafool: from spinal centipede
PinballWitch: If you tap Spinal Centipede does it go to 11?
IncredibleFrown: why have you brought this sequence of letters into my home
AlonsoSwift: Spinal Tap Centipede?
TheMoatman: Magic Card or Metal Band still going strong, I see
ThorSokar: yes, it was a mul to 5
theycallhimben: lil spiny just wants a friend to love him and provide him with delicious vertebrae
RassilonDND: question is what happens when you replace someones spine and cranium with a spinal centepede
e_bloc: I think my first car was a conclave cavalier
TehAmelie: how ironic would it be if it had vigilance?
SolFerrum: Little bit of a slow start but this is going alright
e_bloc: real heinous
GlennSeto: Spinal Centipede is the Gaping Dragon's cousin, twice removed.
Erudite_Cynic: beej no
Ferisar: better than spinning centipede
awesomebear10: !uptime
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Erudite_Cynic: beej pls stap
emrafool: kill it with fire!
SolFerrum: poisoner?
SuperSugarSloth: lrrSPOOP
SolFerrum: ah yeah the ability
ThorSokar: They attach to your spine and are hard to swat off
Freshly_Toasted: The gaping dragon's head is a little cute at least
SkywalkerStalker98: Don't worry Cam, he's got your back lrrBEEJ
SolFerrum: Ooooh.
SuperSugarSloth: Spinal Centipede. Nice. katesNice
jinaday: wait is beej in a real magic stream who shifted my reality
emrafool: plains!
emrafool: works 2
SolFerrum: I am learning Magic for the first time plus minus 3 years of playing.
PinballWitch: Beej, how goes the magic puzzle questing?
IncredibleFrown: i like to sever a strand
emrafool: agree
awesomebear10: swarm guildmage has abilities
GlennSeto: Could be worse, Spinal Centipede could be in a Junji Ito manga.
Ferisar: wait is it a spinal centipede because it attaches to the spine of the creature it buffs?
Ferisar: is that the story
emrafool: come on and slam and welcome to the...
CloudSwordTwitch: Gain life at end of opponent’s turn?
IncredibleFrown: buff spell in hand, maybe?
emrafool: plns plz
CulturalGeekGirl: It's very charming when Beej sits in on magic
SolFerrum: @GlennSeto could be worse, Spinal Centipede could BE a Junji Ito manga.
e_bloc: noted liar Cameron Lauder
Freshly_Toasted: Sod's law in action
ACExtravaganza: bonds the flyer
frostownik: bats effectively a 1/1 now
Freshly_Toasted: ceratok's payback for earlier
GlennSeto: Narrator: Cam did not draw a fourth land.
DiscordianTokkan: @ACExtravaganza No plains
awesomebear10: @ACExtravaganza he needs a plains
emrafool: just gotta show up when no one invited you ceratok???
TehAmelie: would it be worse to have the spinal centipede attach to your butt or to the base of your skull and probably reaching the brain?
NotCainNorAbel: lands are heavy so I put them on the bottom
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @ACExtravaganza with what white mana?
bl1ghtn1n6: wow
ACExtravaganza: ah, right, off white, my bad :P
PinballWitch: pokebal!
Cinntoastmin: thatss
pollux14: has... been captured
SolFerrum: The timing
awesomebear10: nice
Cinntoastmin: unfourtunate
Freshly_Toasted: Man this is rouch
CloudSwordTwitch: Gain life at eot
SolFerrum: the tiiiiiming
RassilonDND: been put into his shrodinger box
Kthanid: Cameron, my good fellow...just...just shhh. It'll be okay.
IncredibleFrown: wepp, wepp, wepp
TehAmelie: asking for a horror writer friend
SuperSugarSloth: Throw the hook and go long with the Gary.
PinballWitch: Kraul Harpooner! I choose you!
emrafool: justice
BloodnBullets: "you caught a kraul harpooner!"
SolFerrum: How do you do a highlight clip? We need a highlight clip.
frostownik: 21 turn clock there
awesomebear10: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
kamelion84: lrrAWW
IncredibleFrown: similar to, but distinct from, a land
PinballWitch: it's a land next turn
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun And we're back under the slowly lowering shipping container of value
emrafool: oh mama
SolFerrum: WOW
ThorSokar: sad_trombone.wav
aWittyUsername: let my harpooner gooooo
Freshly_Toasted: What even is this anymore? Some weird postmodernist joke about magic?
SolFerrum: wooooooooooooow
emrafool: was that it's mouth or stomach?
awesomebear10: how many shippping containers do they have
Despoiler98: HOOOOOOORN
PinballWitch: that's a big bat!
cleekru: f
GlennSeto: @tehamelie The worst horror play would be that our spines are just all sleeping centipedes and few people know and nobody talks about it.
Armstrong11139: What the scientific community refers to as "a heckin chonker"
Despoiler98: theres unconditional board wipes in this format right?
IncredibleFrown: i heard you needed lands! -deck, probably
CloudSwordTwitch: Look at all those shipping containers!
useless_ac: why
darkora: oh lawd he comin
awesomebear10: gain life with guildmage
bl1ghtn1n6: it's ok cam
SolFerrum: Because you can play bats next turn?
theycallhimben: nothin but lands, starring Dan Akroyd
awesomebear10: oof
Freshly_Toasted: It's been a long draft
nkcola: Let my Cameron go
emrafool: whooooo can sayyyy
SolFerrum: honestly that's what I woulda done
mtg_fanerdic: all around me are familiar faces....
TehAmelie: ah, that's getting close to the conceit of This Book is Full of Spiders that i can't tell chat because everyone's so arachnophobic. . .
PinballWitch: bat on bat violence!
Freshly_Toasted: Stabilising...
SolFerrum: No guarantee he woulda let you kill Vigorspore w/ the poisoner
emrafool: bat on bat crime
SolFerrum: This way you are stabalized
SolFerrum: You made right play
awesomebear10: bat vs bat
IncredibleFrown: that makes me nervous
theycallhimben: red hot bat on bat action
Freshly_Toasted: It's a bat eat bat world
chesul: whelp...
darkora: Cam you need to take a page from your opponent's book and just draw the cards you want, it's not that hard
SolFerrum: Ah.
awesomebear10: gain life
ampharos15: thats bad
PinballWitch: yipes!
IncredibleFrown: welp!
SolFerrum: Fuck that card.
BloodnBullets: hey, its crapshot 600!
Cinntoastmin: oh nooooooo
chesul: agreed, that card can burn.
bl1ghtn1n6: yep probably
Freshly_Toasted: aaand that's game unless we draw that big whispery boy
PinballWitch: that would be the biggest jerk move the doom whisperer could do
Cinntoastmin: yea that felt like a crapshot right there
SolFerrum: Swing in, only choice
SolFerrum: next turn I mean
Statist42: Gesundheit!
TehAmelie: oh yeah, the ultimate crapshot was great
mtg_fanerdic: bless you
SolFerrum: Oh.
SolFerrum: Well.
IncredibleFrown: thief takes a dead card and draws is to whisperer? every time???
PinballWitch: so long frend
awesomebear10: gg
emrafool: kill me im right here! do it! kille me now!
Freshly_Toasted: This guy's deck is bonkers
e_bloc: exactly like this :(
frostownik: mad_world.mp3
emrafool: you better pray
AllpowerfulLamp: I wanna see something from y’all where Graham’s most treasured bear is replaced with a “Barbary Apes”
thenb44: NotLikeThis
SolFerrum: Oh hey
SolFerrum: That works.
chesul: ok, that's not the worst.
pollux14: NOOOO
phorrestgaze: oof
PinballWitch: Centaur Punch!
SolFerrum: "You milled me down right to the card I needed!"
emrafool: mythic. suck it nerd.
awesomebear10: uhhhhhh
IncredibleFrown: *lies down*
pollux14: topdeckmaster
mrMorphius: Hello precious
ThirdWiggin: Is the card zoom overlay a LRR thing or a twitch thing? Doesn't show up for me on the main magic twitch channel
SolFerrum: VALUE O' CLOCK!?
frostownik: 3 rares and a mythic dot dec
DiscordianTokkan: B I G B O Y
thenb44: now that
ChiefEngineerMichael: OH LAWD HE COMIN'!
PinballWitch: that's a big centaur
thenb44: is a chonker
ampharos15: thats a very big boy
pollux14: why doesn't he have trample? :C
chesul: now if only it had trample.
Baldrash: That is a VERY large gentleman.
SolFerrum: oh
frostownik: gentlehorse*
BloodnBullets: musical mice
SolFerrum: At least he is now covered in jam.
SolFerrum: You sent a message.
awesomebear10: what dis the wurm do to the centaur?!?!?
kinkerbelle: @ThirdWiggin It's a third-party extension the streamer must install. Magic channel doesn't have it.
Skudd: I just pictured the rat getting kicked for a field goal by a really beefy centaur
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Cinntoastmin: 👌
emrafool: cam, in case you weren't aware, you're getting trashcanned
korvys: Or the Katzenklavier
ThirdWiggin: @kinkerbelle thanks appreciate it
PinballWitch: hey, this is a helluva fight for a mull to 5!
SolFerrum: Deckmaster isn't showing me cards in opponent deck?
IncredibleFrown: and on top is another basic, right?
KaptainKuantum: Wow, life's a Lich huh?
awesomebear10: ouch
WrightJustice: oops
IncredibleFrown: sheesh.
Freshly_Toasted: ow
GlennSeto: I love thst they drag him off once and he still breaks free to hammer the mice some more.
theycallhimben: lich please
awesomebear10: game over
Freshly_Toasted: This is sad
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "fixed" it can still do incredulous things
GalacticBoredom: how many cards are in their library?
frostownik: send a message with Centaur
awesomebear10: maybe he gives lich indestructible 4 times
KaptainKuantum: Tap, tap, concede?
Cinntoastmin: i think the sentry has to tap to shoot, am i wrong?
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Beej, can you tell me our favorite card from this set?
kithkinknight123: has to tap to remove right?
RunicScribe: Sentry needs to tap to ping
PinballWitch: maybe they'll f6 thru turn
CloudSwordTwitch: So I heard you wanted lands...
SpoonfullOfSugar: have to tap to use sentry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Has to tap the sentry to do the thing. We don't die until next turn.
SolFerrum: We believe in you Cam!
IncredibleFrown: maybe opp's internet bill runs out *right now*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: to continue the python thing.. maybe they have a freak heart attack and die
PinballWitch: Hi ben!
meagremania: It's Ben!
darkecologist: maybe they have a daily quest to almost win, but then concede
frostownik: ben!
Cinntoastmin: Hiya Ben!
KaptainKuantum: Get away from her you lich!
laskotheking: Hi bengineering!
megaRammy: @LoadingReadyRun Love you Ben! <3
GloriousMost: Thats what we call an OOF
GalacticBoredom: could mill himself?
IncredibleFrown: activate moon mirror?
Chartle: now that's sick value
emrafool: ben! do something cool! go!
mugulord01: There now you can bluff
SolFerrum: Well
SolFerrum: No hand attack
emrafool: make it stop make it stop
PinballWitch: aren't you just dead?
IncredibleFrown: every time
pollux14: where is the demon? :C
KaptainKuantum: The DOBS tho?
BloodnBullets: does OP see the line of "attack"?
Freshly_Toasted: Where the heck is that doom whisperer??
PinballWitch: game of skill, no luck involved
bl1ghtn1n6: as i believe James said, "a dumb game for dumb babies"
SolFerrum: -10, nice.
radioshackraider: I also do that Ben.
meagremania: Ben's a very supportive opponent.
emrafool: nah, theyre just at their computer doing the worm
SolFerrum: Wow, they changed the ranking icons too.
radioshackraider: I also just like seeing people do what they want to do
e_bloc: Beejus has forsaken us
Despoiler98: MONSTER
EvilBadman: High five over a 15 mote invade.
awesomebear10: Demon
GloriousMost: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Freshly_Toasted: THERE HE IS
WrightJustice: whisperer exists!
mtg_fanerdic: there's whsiperee
darkora: I see, you're THAT kind of monster
emrafool: 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
PinballWitch: i think if someone did the worm after winning a game irl, they would get a warning for unsporting conduct major?
BloodnBullets: is that... lord hosk?
Freshly_Toasted: mull to 5 plus doomboi? It's coming home
Arimus221: Wait, I wasn't gone that long, what happened to the interface?
Statist42: the what now?
korvys: Requires a good strong Core (set)
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Arimus221 Patch
frostownik: human centipede for maximum damage
SolFerrum: I had a guy in my class do the worm for like 10 minutes around an entire classroom.
thenb44: not clicking on crab :(
phorrestgaze: I've seen it once and it involved the father of the bride bleeding on the floor a lot
bl1ghtn1n6: @SolFerrum dang
SolFerrum: I don't know if the teacher was more annoyed or impressed.
meagremania: honestly these days any sort of sustained movement impresses me
AllpowerfulLamp: Time for crab
radioshackraider: Sir, I believe his name is Pinchy McStingbutt
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korvys: If you do the worm wong, it IS just slamming your face into the ground...
theycallhimben: spiny and swarmy, together forever, bein' best friends and havin' fun
korvys: *wrong
e_bloc: I couldn't do the worm for ten seconds
emrafool: opponent gets on table as they cast kiki jiki with exarch in play and just goes to town on all your belongings
mrMorphius: Hello 'pider friend
phorrestgaze: that's what the father of the bride did!
PinballWitch: I like Spinal Centipede a lot better when it was an Aetherborn Rogue, and not the most disturbing combination of words I can think of.
The_Ninjurai: I can do the worm on a hook by just shaking around
Cinntoastmin: thats a vivid word painting ya got there
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HSDclover: this is quite the conversation to come in on
IncredibleFrown: i'm gonna do the worm, in the sense that i'm gonna eat a big mouthful of dirt
SolFerrum: Dude was lean as heck though.
Freshly_Toasted: EZ win
Krokaar: like in tremors when the graboid burst out the side of the cliff and slammed into the ground
emrafool: birds eye view camera slwoly rising as . narrator goes "and that was the last day cameron ever tried to get jiggly with it"
SolFerrum: Cam. Don't tempt fate. Best of 3.
IncredibleFrown: nah just destroy your opponent
ChiefEngineerMichael: Crack for lethal!
phorrestgaze: the land taketh, the land giveth
AllpowerfulLamp: Yes
Freshly_Toasted: The game you draw doom whisperer, don't even end up playing it
IncredibleFrown: today's Bad Game 1 Day
emrafool: just give em one theeeeese
The_Ninjurai: Wonder if Hosky is Lord_Hosk
SolFerrum: Oh I hate those!
laskotheking: Cam, I send hugs because of the headache!
IncredibleFrown: huh.
PinballWitch: I need to make a custom 8/8 Red Lizard token with a Graboid as the art.
korvys: I'll get the trepanning hammer
mugulord01: elohel
emrafool: it's just that microchip that was installed
RassilonDND: seems like a crossbreed between hosk and a husky
TehAmelie: now Hosk will be the bug in his own Starship Troopers photoshop
AlonsoSwift: It's probably okay on the draw?
pollux14: are you hydrated, cam?
IncredibleFrown: mothership trying to get in contact with you, huh cam?
SolFerrum: Entire family has been down w/ nasty cold
SolFerrum: so I feel your pain
laskotheking: Graham needs to stop putting the microchips in the brain..
theycallhimben: bai bai fairy
Freshly_Toasted: Spicy
Wikt: i'd think microchips would be more of a Paul thing
frostownik: ahhh the value of regrowing that
HSDclover: coffee isn't hydration
e_bloc: good lord
PinballWitch: that's a lot of coffee
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe its the coffee
meagremania: If coffee doesn't hydrate I'm in some amount of trouble
SolFerrum: Someone stick this man an IV
Vanbael: Sure cam
korvys: I mean... more than not drinking anything...
e_bloc: my heart would explode
LiveFaust: Wait, are we talking about Pi? You need a drill, Cam?
ThePerrBearr: did you go down the Headache Checklist? 1. Food/ water 2. Tired? 3. Need to poop?
TehAmelie: sounds like stress headache to me. shall we summon the angry zen master?
frage069: Yes it is, unless Cam drinks it thick as mud
Krokaar: someone take away cams coffee keys
GlennSeto: You're the chemist, you tell us. Kappa
HSDclover: cam go get... less coffee
IncredibleFrown: hm.
SolFerrum: Holding findbroker in case something happens to Doomwhisperer, simple!
theycallhimben: helloooo nurse
Chartle: well it is one now
PinballWitch: tho I had a boss who had an industrial coffee maker that made 6 gallons a day, so, that's not so bad really.
Evochron13: ~now~ it's a stress headache
Despoiler98: sounds like a strain headache from staring too hard at a screen
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Let's see what you've got
DiscordianTokkan: PARDON?
SolFerrum: You know what your doing Cam, don't second guess! :P
samu_btdp1985: oof
pollux14: ohno, it's lightning daddy
thesurfaceofthemoon: Coffee starts as water and beans, and ends as bean-juice-filled-water. It hydrates :P
emrafool: i hate the ral voice on arena, he's so snarky
GloriousMost: planeswalker voice lines? Is this new?
Freshly_Toasted: Whisperer to kill rav?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god. "lightning daddy"
Wikt: no, planeswalkers always had voice lines
IncredibleFrown: you have to drag to him
pollux14: you have to drag
e_bloc: game plz
mugulord01: you clicked all attack
frostownik: @GloriousMost been there for some time
PinballWitch: TBF Ral's voice fits, cause Izzet are totally the tech-bros of MtG
Skudd: Clicking All Attack always hits opponent
laskotheking: That part of the UI is garbage
Kramburger: Attack all defaults to the player always
megaRammy: I need encouragement to behave, be a good girl, and not buy £50 worth of rare cards in Artifact
mugulord01: i've done that
nkcola: You have to click your attacker, then select the target
Kramburger: You only make that mistake ONCE
nkcola: I've done that so many times
RassilonDND: why does ral sound like some dude hiking his way through the Himalayas
SolFerrum: @GloriousMost not that new, was here back when I was playing
HSDclover: thats not a halberd
darkecologist: you could surveil for 1
Despoiler98: thats a POLEAXE
IncredibleFrown: are you sure it's not a glaive-guisarme?
samu_btdp1985: surveil for 1
ChiefEngineerMichael: @megaRammy That's easy. *Pats* Just purchase 50£ worth of packs in Magic Arena!
ReydienOnline: surveil will make sure you get that swamp
lurkerspine: so they're going to tap down doom whisperer?
PinballWitch: well, not actually a halberd, but it's closer than the "glaive"
ReydienOnline: well, help, not make sure
Kthanid: Could be a glaive.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've given up on ravnican weapons
DiscordianTokkan: @megaRammy Don't do it! You'd get the ones you want later! or something!)
PinballWitch: you could surveil 10 times!
e_bloc: you could surveil 20 times.
CloudSwordTwitch: But you have the guildgate
Freshly_Toasted: I'd say bardiche, glaive's aren't bearded I don't think?
Statist42: its a stick with a sharp metal thing
frostownik: yeah, go tell her "actually..."
Arimus221: LUL
Cinntoastmin: watch out he doesnt tap your dude
Kykiwi: sure is tapped
Despoiler98: its a poleaxe your MONSTERS
e_bloc: also a great combo: 6/6 flying tramplers and your opponent's skull
megaRammy: @ChiefEngineerMichael I already have 30K of gems left from Closed Beta when all my gems got refunded in the reset for Open Beta u.u
laskotheking: That seems foolish
megaRammy: @DiscordianTokkan I'm like 10 rares away from a complete set... q.q
Kthanid: No, a poleax would have a counterweight or spike on the reverse end.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh how convinient
HSDclover: keep the wight
Chartle: how many plains are in this deck?
HSDclover: weight*
Despoiler98: @Kthanid you cant see the other end in the pick
laskotheking: I think we definitely have the better bomb here?
pollux14: lololol
PinballWitch: i like that it uses the same style of mechanic as it does for scry, only with a little graveyard section
SydPreviouslyHeadache: frustrated
Kthanid: @Despoiler98 other side of the blade.
Freshly_Toasted: FLustered taps
Cinntoastmin: take a breath, youve got this
darkecologist: that's not the worst thing to do
IncredibleFrown: i might have kept pack's favor for the blowout potential
Kthanid: It's a Glaive.
Cinntoastmin: you've
Skudd: I find it's more difficult to tell where in the turn you are post-update
Despoiler98: @Kthanid oh really I didnt know that was the definition
armitagx: its ok cam, you got this
HSDclover: the final boss of arena isn't another player, its the UI
thesurfaceofthemoon: Are we have weapon taxonomy arguments now?
SolFerrum: @Skudd when'd this update come out?
e_bloc: and a hot plate
Freshly_Toasted: This seems like gg at this point
therisingtithes_: I seem to be having the weirdest buffering thing right now no matter what video quality I set, so I guess I'm just going to watch everything from today via VOD at some point in the future. Just wanted to say I hope you all had a good one!
Chartle: how do you place stops in this new ui?
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Despoiler98: @Kthanid I thought that was a Halberd
PinballWitch: mmm bacon
Cinntoastmin: 🥓
IncredibleFrown: mavis beacon teaches typing??
Skudd: The new UI here is really distractingly small and nondescript
SolFerrum: @Skudd to the UI I mean?
frostownik: sad play
tkshillinz: get baconed
PinballWitch: now i want bacon jerky
laskotheking: How many creatures are in our bin?
Kthanid: @Despoiler98 depnds on the length of the haft.
bl1ghtn1n6: @laskotheking 2
IncredibleFrown: yes
IncredibleFrown: no, wait, no
darkecologist: i still don't believe that mavis beacon is a fictional character
Despoiler98: @Kthanid wow so many specifications :P
HSDclover: in the bin wit' ye
Freshly_Toasted: You could play rosemane
loulou2222: how much does wurm give now?
Krokaar: 4 in gy?
DiscordianTokkan: You could've played the Rosemane?
KaptainKuantum: You can cast Rosemane Centaur.
IncredibleFrown: guildgate's a real choice, turns on worm
edgeyberzerker: Watching the stream reminded me to get this game. I reminded myself why i loved magic in the first place
radioshackraider: I would get the Weight
frostownik: @loulou2222 the neat lil icon on the card says 4
loulou2222: oh neat, didnt notice @frostownik
Freshly_Toasted: GG with whisperer anyway
KaptainKuantum: More creatures = fewer tap-downs from opponent?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @edgeyberzerker And it's also a cheaper way to fuel your crack addicti- I mean, love for Magic!
MelSlashVin: What format are we?
edgeyberzerker: @ChiefEngineerMichael basically!
HSDclover: so does the new fiery smoke effect by the opponent's avatar mean anything?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dream eater or inescapable blaze are all i can think of right now
Arimus221: Bo3 Draft I think
Cinntoastmin: melslashvin com draft
IncredibleFrown: turn indicator i think
SolFerrum: @MelSlashVin traditional bo3 draft
MelSlashVin: ty
HSDclover: ahh
Skudd: The smoke effect is for priority
Freshly_Toasted: I like how opponent's blue npw
frostownik: crab!
lurkerspine: Only one card in hadn though
lurkerspine: hand*
Cinntoastmin: well now they cant cast the assaults
ReydienOnline: looks like they want to race?
BloodnBullets: well now they cant, nothing to discard
RassilonDND: can not sonic without cards?
BloodnBullets: OP seems to be having a hard time
IncredibleFrown: hweerym
lurkerspine: gg
useless_ac: no
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Freshly_Toasted: Nice
humbletales: cam, ive built up a bunch of wildcards. what do you think is the most fun deck i should build in arena
DiscordianTokkan: Can't jumstart sonic assault with no cards in hand, opponent! RIP
IncredibleFrown: it is not flashback
lurkerspine: @Dreamspan Nice on the 2 years!
DeRanjed: I just picked up this game and NEVER knew you could attack planeswalkers. Ifeel stupid and so happy right now
ReydienOnline: Hosk about to come in here and yell at you for crushing a little hoskling
SolFerrum: Nicely done.
Skudd: I want to build Rainbow Lich so bad, but I still don't have all the lands I need
Cinntoastmin: i have my thousand year storm deck built
frostownik: Chromatic Black aka Monoblack Niv Mizzet
Dreamspan: @lurkerspine Thanks
BlindProphet32: Rainbow Lich is amazing. I just built it and its fun
Cinntoastmin: and i love it
SkylerRingtail: I have a lot of fun with Bounce Wizards. Naban, Siren's Ruse, and a bunch of ETB's.
Freshly_Toasted: Rainbow gates and rainbow lich are super fun
AlonsoSwift: It's definitely one of the sweetest, silliest piles of cards I've seen
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i do not understand rainbow lich, it seems needlessly complicated and easy to wrench
MelSlashVin: Sick outfit Kathleen
Antimuffin: Which event are you in?
IncredibleFrown: i like baked food
meagremania: Baking!
meagremania: <3
Despoiler98: whats the BAKING tonight?
Skudd: Rainbow Lich is HARD to build without a good amount of money to spend
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like, what rainbow lich does is very cool
AlonsoSwift: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Oh, yes. It just folds to Cleansing Nova
Freshly_Toasted: Magic followed by baking is pretty sweet
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or river's rebuke, or dispersal
Lagrangeismyhomie: QQ: If you get a foil Liliana of the Veil, is that a Gilded Lili?
IncredibleFrown: i've hated hands more that won me games
korvys: On the one hand, Rainbow Lich requires you spend all your wildcards on lands. On the other hand, lands are pretty likely to be good forever, so it's not a bad way to spend your wildcards.
Fruan: A while back Cameron's cognitive buffer filled all the way up.
laskotheking: I for one welcome our U/B Overlords
Freshly_Toasted: I mean, baking may as well be magic
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IncredibleFrown: unfortunate
HSDclover: the big oof
mrMorphius: baking = chemistry = alchemy = magic
Freshly_Toasted: Oh god
Freshly_Toasted: it's happening
IncredibleFrown: threeeee lands
SydPreviouslyHeadache: meanwhile, cards like Unmoored Ego don't see play. which slightly bugs me
Skudd: I am entirely the opposite. I think it's way harder to parse, and especially hard to put stops on phases now.
laskotheking: Ruh-Roh Raggy
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HSDclover: the smallest lurcher
IncredibleFrown: well, it could have been worse
EvilBadman: Strands the thief
bl1ghtn1n6: yep, can
bl1ghtn1n6: can't let it live
Insert_code: @SydPreviouslyHeadache but...but...but that card is a tron killer Kappa
korvys: Note that killing Thief doesn't stop them casting what they stole.
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IncredibleFrown: MEOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I only play limited. so I don't fully know what tron is
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've looked it up, but i'm blanking out harrd right now
PinballWitch: Hi Kathleen, love your hair
IncredibleFrown: !card urza's power plant
LRRbot: Urza's Power Plant | Land — Urza’s Power-Plant | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
IncredibleFrown: it's twelve of those and karn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the lands I remember clearly
Insert_code: @SydPreviouslyHeadache tron is a modern deck revolving around a set of three lands that if you have all three on the battlefield add a total of seven mana to your mana pool rather than three
frostownik: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Turn 3 Karn is a good summary
QuixoticZ: written in phyrexian scripture maybe? that'd be pretty awesome looking
onarampage: stroked
ChaoticObserver: Such disdain
ReydienOnline: well you have 2 now
DeRanjed: Is there a strategic reason to attacking first and then playing creatures?
Freshly_Toasted: Woooow
PinballWitch: so disdainful
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Whatever they got, it probably wasn't Doom Whisperer.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but isn't that karns' thing a -7? I don't remember the abilities
darkecologist: is cam making relaxing ocean sounds?
darkora: no need to be sultai cameron
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IncredibleFrown: thbbt
DiscordianTokkan: To Shreds, you say?
franksey: i really like plaging arena but mu
Insert_code: @DeRanjed having mana open can help bluff a combat trick and/or trick your opponent into making worse trades. other than that most creatures can't attack so playing them first just gives your opponent more info
HSDclover: he just putting everything in front
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Right, that Karn. yeah getting that into play turn 3
mastershake29x: @DeRanjed by attacking before playing your creatures, you give your opponent less information when they have to decide what blocks to make
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PinballWitch: wow that was a helluva read
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Will Grandpappy Stark be joining for yet another showing of fruitcake?
darkora: *finger guns*
Freshly_Toasted: 3 for 2 is solid
franksey: my goodnexx im tired of playing against merfolk!
Cinntoastmin: oh are beej and graham doing a mail time ep?
ACExtravaganza: thin the deck
IncredibleFrown: @PinballWitch no reason not to, all the +x/+0 is in different colors
Cinntoastmin: Yum!
Fruan: This is TTSF today?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: perogies.
RassilonDND: ginger bread cookies are always nummy
bl1ghtn1n6: i think so, but meh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: he said last night
DeRanjed: Thanks all!! Thats good to think about
PinballWitch: ah the old arena flood
HSDclover: how do you feel about 3 lands on your top deck forever
darkecologist: thinnin' it up boss
IncredibleFrown: three turns of land, right?
frostownik: whisperer flamples
Freshly_Toasted: Magic is easy just topdeck lethal
BloodnBullets: ^
laskotheking: Why didn't we look to see what they took?
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun
TehAmelie: is that gingerbread as in the cookies or like, bread with gingerbread spices?
IncredibleFrown: feels batman
HSDclover: top-deck le-thal *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
IncredibleFrown: oh.
DiscordianTokkan: OH
frostownik: !card thief of sanity
LRRbot: Thief of Sanity [1UB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Thief of Sanity deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
Skudd: Well then.
WrightJustice: wow
HSDclover: rip
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bounty of might sure is a card
IncredibleFrown: ah.
PinballWitch: I got my Woo-berg button yesterday
pollux14: bounty of dead
Insert_code: it's that card that says you lose the game three times.
mastershake29x: and by 8 you mean 1
Orgmastron: Good old Bounty of Might
Freshly_Toasted: See? That's what op did
ampharos15: wow death from cantrip cat
DeRanjed: Ouch
Cinntoastmin: Yay!
RassilonDND: oh right gingerbread means different things in different places
darkecologist: the clock exploded and sent shrapnel at you
lurkerspine: w00t
lurkerspine: My first PAX!
PinballWitch: bye beej
IncredibleFrown: see the art of enlarge
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun And suddenly we were the mice getting squished by a mallet
Freshly_Toasted: Giant cat? More to pet!
PinballWitch: being stepped on by a giant cat doesn't seem like the worst way to go
HSDclover: exactly how big is a 10/11 cat?
thenb44: never not punished
HSDclover: like, in relation to me
frostownik: slighty fatter than Ulamog
IncredibleFrown: @HSDclover it's ten of you
pollux14: bigger than 3 elephants on top of each other
PinballWitch: a 10/11 cat is the pet of Emrakul, righ?
DiscordianTokkan: Mega C h o n k and/or Oh Lawd he Comin'
Fruan: Stats don't have to be size. It could be a normal size kitty that's REALLY angry.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or that one Lion from Amonkhet
PinballWitch: I'd still wanna pet it
Despoiler98: thats the size of an Eldrazi so like.....the size of a mountain?
Schokobeau: Creature type: Huge Chomnker
radioshackraider: Ten feet tall, 11 feet long
megaRammy: So is each foot of creature equal to 1 power + toughness?
TehAmelie: you've all read A Dream of a Thousand Cats right?
Skudd: I have to imagine a 10/11 cat is about the size of a blue whale
frostownik: you're the beatdown
ACExtravaganza: yes
AllpowerfulLamp: Does that mean bears are two feet tall
ACExtravaganza: opponent is off land
IncredibleFrown: ehhhhh...i think it's asking for trouble...
Freshly_Toasted: dissident lifegain could be nice
PinballWitch: beat face!
tkshillinz: punching
DubiousLatchkey: Yeah, you're not in risk
IncredibleFrown: another missed drop, alright it worked out
ACExtravaganza: My friend just said Kathleen looks like she's in her 20s
Despoiler98: listen to the kathleeen
PinballWitch: it's okay cam
ACExtravaganza: Is that right?
darkora: it's all the same with a conceding opponent
ampharos15: game 3 decks perfect
korvys: They're called Highlanders
tkshillinz: be. aggressive. b.e. aggressive.
IncredibleFrown: you've got a painting in your attic right?
PinballWitch: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen, I love your hair
DiscordianTokkan: My dad's hair only started getting really grey in his 70s
Freshly_Toasted: Pretty sure kathleen grows younger from bathing in goat's blood or something
ChiefEngineerMichael: Kathleen is one of those women that looks twenty for most of her life, then when she hits eighty, suddenly BAM
Galactic_pain: I just came in to Cameron apologizing for something, what did I miss?
Freshly_Toasted: pagan immortality rituals are hip these days
DiscordianTokkan: People though he was 40 up until a few years ago
HSDclover: call back to that old feed dump, its orphan blood jacuzi
GlennSeto: @korvys I thought Graham and Paul were the ones with Scottish ancestry? :D
PinballWitch: You were a non-zero amount of influence in why I got a side shave a while ago.
tkshillinz: kyuhyun hair best hair
TehAmelie: this is a little off topic but since we're talking about hair, holy lrrEFF
HSDclover: she shares it with Kate Middleton
Insert_code: can someone please ask serge for me if playing enough canlander makes you an immortal. because it sure seems to.
RassilonDND: i tend to find asian women look like they dont age between 16 and 40
RassilonDND: its profoundly confusing
the_one_and_only_kim: am also a big fan of Kathleen's hair, think it looks great
EvilBadman: @Insert_code Only until you lose your head
HSDclover: i love that sound
Insert_code: @EvilBadman ;)
HSDclover: the best topdecks
Freshly_Toasted: natural abzan, get that good mojo
Insert_code: #neverdidn'thaveit
TehAmelie: anime has shown me japanese women don't visibly age between 12-90 but then become prune people
IncredibleFrown: ugh
tkshillinz: heh
PinballWitch: does "fatal push" make a special sound?
HSDclover: arena just wants you to never miss your land drops
IncredibleFrown: *ugh.*
frostownik: push is out
megaRammy: I just put my buy orders in for the rest of the rares I need for my complete Artifact collection, less than £50 but yeahhh
PinballWitch: and by fatal push, i mean hug friend
Lord_Hosk: I got you again Cameron
pollux14: I think Indrik doesn't have
TheWriterAleph: wilhelm scream
viridimayai: That's a big oof
Galactic_pain: OOF
frostownik: ahh that push!
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tkshillinz: wasnt this opponent last game?
Insert_code: @TehAmelie only thing anime taught me was that 20 year olds look like they're in primary school Kappa
PinballWitch: wilhelm scream would be perfect
RassilonDND: shouldnt the banana noise be reserved for tragic slip?
IncredibleFrown: vigilance though?
tkshillinz: gives emrakul banana noise
Schokobeau: Yaaahahahuiiii
DiscordianTokkan: HaYUCK
Freshly_Toasted: vigorspore technically on curve
Despoiler98: aaaaaaahhhhhuiiiii
PinballWitch: yeah the goofy fall
Kthanid: guyjudgeGoof
SolFerrum: Wait is the color the avatars glow based on what avatar you have!?
IncredibleFrown: @SolFerrum no
Freshly_Toasted: Sadly no
bl1ghtn1n6: oh pls no
SolFerrum: You sure?
Despoiler98: wilhelm scream?
IncredibleFrown: alright well we're drawing spells at least
ReydienOnline: no reach?
Freshly_Toasted: At least op wins with cats
SolFerrum: 'cause in game right now my opponent glows Gold
tkshillinz: soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
BloodnBullets: it has an official name, the goofy holler:
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DiscordianTokkan: @SolFerrum Yeah. The Chandra one was the same glow as that
ReydienOnline: bounty of might
ReydienOnline: gg
Freshly_Toasted: might for sure
PinballWitch: Question for the @LoadingReadyRun ppl and chat: If you could have any one set added to arena, what set would it be? I'd pick Shadows, cause that was just a a super fun set for me.
ritchards: Sure Strike activate!
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Despoiler98: thats a lot
HSDclover: I don't wanna take that bet
SolFerrum: oh I'm just blind nvm
IncredibleFrown: yep, you can watch him click
InadvisablyTwee: Hey Kathleen, is Jacob joining you on the next Now Kiss?
RassilonDND: its basically you lose the game x 3
Despoiler98: FACE SMASH
HSDclover: the rip-est
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tkshillinz: i felt those attacks in my soul
Spacecarl: That feel when you call it perfectly
FickleMuse: Ooof.
laskotheking: I hate that card so much
IncredibleFrown: *smash bros voice* GAME
Animekitty93: Hey chat. How goes the magic times?
ACExtravaganza: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:32 PM
Despoiler98: Kathleen what ya bakin?
megaRammy: Hopefully £40.81 for my rares! :D
PinballWitch: crack the packs?
ampharos15: open the packs?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Packs please?
Freshly_Toasted: I do believe jacob was meant to return to oz this week
Animekitty93: Awww
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (27m from now).
chesul: Win!
frostownik: what kind of pierogi?
IncredibleFrown: got there
BrindleBoar: Value!
Vanbael: Rewarded!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ooh perogies
Animekitty93: Oh I love backing TTSF!!
kamelion84: lrrWOW
HSDclover: worth
PinballWitch: nice dab
FickleMuse: The true win
Freshly_Toasted: KARMA
InadvisablyTwee: Kathleen, is Jacob joining you on the next Now Kiss?
manfred909: hmm baking
Aarek: benginDab
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oooh explosion
JohnPraw: That's the best card in every set!
Baldrash: Ooh, pierogi AND mythic wildcards? Good evening.
radioshackraider: How many wild cards do you have?
Despoiler98: BACON makes everything better
ContingentCat: ooo! For some reason I thought today was wednesday
Levifar: Yep
DubiousLatchkey: nice
manfred909: any one else suddenly hungry?
PinballWitch: lazav is like a mythic wild card, right?
korvys: Multifarodes
Freshly_Toasted: Lazav is basically a mythic wildcard right?
ReydienOnline: "You thought it was Me, Dio, but it was Me, Lazav"
IncredibleFrown: the the multitudinous
Mysticman89: theres only bacon needed for the parogies I make. Don't even bother with dough or potatoe, it's literally just bacon.
PinballWitch: bye my lovely lrrs ppl
Styxseus: @ReydienOnline :D
AlonsoSwift: No, Joker is a mythic Wild Card :P
darkecologist: what an unusual mashup
DiscordianTokkan: Lahzav the Multi-Larry-us
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES! Cam!
Baldrash: The Police have aged very well.
frostownik: night chat, night LRR!
TehAmelie: Tori Amos does great covers
korvys: Going to go listen to Fleetwood Mac. Rumours was amazing
BloodnBullets: bye
ampharos15: Bye!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you very much for the stream
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thanks for the stream!
HSDclover: smooth like buttuh
eiggy64: bye!
TehAmelie: ooh now i wanna hear Tori Amos do Go Your Own Way
Vanderhof: lots of love to ya both, and to chat in general for being really sweel
Animekitty93: Ugh I love all these people, they're so adorable and sweet
megaRammy: @ReydienOnline Heck
SketchyDetails: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (25m from now).
ReydienOnline: @megaRammy it happens
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the Police are one of the many bands that they hate eachother, right? and their drummer fell off a horse and was seriously injured
SydPreviouslyHeadache: right?*
TehAmelie: meanwhile, i've located a special horse. one step closer to that special horse meth
mercano82: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (19m from now).
TehAmelie: aww yiss, overly elaborate far-fetched wordplay that's only funny in reference to old LRR sketches. the best kind of joke
mercano82: Ah, good, it is a TTSF week
mercano82: and I'm on time. Early, even
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @mercano82 a baking TTSF in fact.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: well cooking I guess.
GoAmpDog2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (16m from now).
Boyshinboiv: is it a commercial break
Sarah_Serinde makes it home at almost the last minute wheee
TehAmelie: the universe tends to unfold as it should, eh
ritchards: so... they forgot to turn off the stream, didn't they?
ChiefEngineerMichael: They very much did
TehAmelie: spilling kilobytes all over the floor
ChiefEngineerMichael: Good thing their connection isn't metered
TehAmelie: i figure it'd be a marginal cost of doing business anyway
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (2m from now).
GrandLlamaQ: *Goes to get food, comes back* Um...did they forget to actually turn the stream off?
ritchards: yup
ThePerrBearr: i'm waiting for another Paul cameo
ritchards: now, will it be streaming from Studio A cause problems as they want to start streaming from Studio C?
Science_and_Magic: I wonder how many Starks are going to be on the set?
Science_and_Magic: Last season's cooking with Stuart is one of my favourite TTSF
CaptainSpam: It'll be Stark lunacy!
Sarah_Serinde: Sorry, I don't think there will be very many Starks present for this one
CaptainSpam: Oh. Well, that'll be a Stark contrast to last year.
Roadhog123: lrrWOW
BaronSnow: oh, a cooking episode? cool
Sarah_Serinde prepares to type a lot :P
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (1m ago).
sgowell: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (2m ago).
lurkerspine: Did they forgot to close the stream or is my twitch wonky?
Riandisa: They forgot
silvalunae: its like that on mine too
lurkerspine: oof
Sibwow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (2m ago).
ritchards: I'm sure Heather will be very happy
maxthefourth: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:03 PM
TheAlanHeffley: So I'm not the only one that sees LLRMTG on my screen
rrtycoon2: Might just roll into TTSF unless that’s been cancelled.
ritchards: inb4 they think they are streaming from studio C but don't realise they are not
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm hoping the remember to send it offline briefly, for the sake of the vods
TheAlanHeffley: she did shopping for it, so I hope it's not
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and Kathleen for home cooking episode of TTSF) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (4m ago).
RealGamerCow: I'm so confused.
MiranFurze: that strange
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cheetoJack: They will have to go offline briefly. LRRMTG and TTSF are streamed from different machines
Sarah_Serinde: Oh also TTSF is 100% happening, they're just finishing prep
ReydienOnline: This is just what happens when James isn't around. #BlameJames
mercano82: Hopefully prep includes shutting down the stream in studio A
ReydienOnline: that would be pretty comical, them sitting in Studio C going "why can't we go live?"
Animekitty93: Did I miss it or are they late?
LoadingReadyRun: Hold Up. Having weird inject issues
Roadhog123: Studio A is still live. ;)
LoadingReadyRun: thank you
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 Late
CaptainSpam: Could that be because you're still live? :-)
TehAmelie: maybe twitch has taken over the streaming computer
Animekitty93: Lol good to know
ritchards: hehehehe
cheetoJack: I had wondered if they knew
Science_and_Magic: Laughter?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Join @ihorner & @Kathleen_LRR for TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDER, FRY as they make festive foods! | Perogis and gingerbread loaf, respectively. | 📷 ||
DiscordianTokkan: Cackle
Sarah_Serinde: I'm rereading an email I sent more than a year ago and past me covered a lot of things in it, good job past me :P
RealGamerCow: Hai Ben!
NimrodXIV: lol Hi Graham
RealGamerCow: Bye Ben!
Vanbael: Bye ben!
CaptainSpam: Ha!
ReydienOnline: wonderful
darkora: oh hi Ben, bye Ben
ThePerrBearr: a graham
BrindleBoar: awk that was unexpected
Scar_Red_Tiger: Disembodied grahm laughter
eiggy64: ha ha ha ha?
control_rig: That was unexpected
ReydienOnline: so they WERE in fact sitting in Studio C going "why can't we go live?"
SAJewers: lrrSPOOP ?
OldMan_PJ: Inject issues? Squeeze your hand into a fist, always works for me
ViralStitch: twas a mistake! I understand!
Vanbael: eyy
Carbonylcookie: Did someone clip that?
LoadingReadyRun: hey look it works now
darkora: that laughter coming from a window i'd minimised wasn't -at all- disconcerting
Science_and_Magic: There we go!
Vanbael: new signal?
MiranFurze: nice
Plasterboard: "ha ha ha ha haaa… commercial!"
Scar_Red_Tiger: Like magic
NathanJay_GA: Oh hey, Im just in time! ^_^
control_rig: Yes that wasn't unnerving. At. All.
Statist42: lrrSIGNAL i guess?
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
Sektor88: lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: xivCactuar
cheetoJack: just like magic
Vanbael: sure lrrSIGNAL
Cinntoastmin: lrrSIGNAL
VTMonster: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
ritchards: That needs to be in the highlights reel
cuttlefishman: wait
cuttlefishman: Perogie?
Sarah_Serinde: YES
TheAlanHeffley: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME I think this is appropriate
TehAmelie: i did wonder what'd happen if they started the stream from studio C without going offline. . .
ritchards: TehAmelie they tried to and got "weird inject issues"
TehAmelie: prevents live streams from being hijacked at least
planeswalkagogo: "inject" or "ingest?"
TehAmelie: hiya
ritchards: whichever
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Science_and_Magic: Well, I got my rum and eggnog! If I wasn't an engineering student in the middle of exam season, I might have tried to make Ian's eggnog from last season's TTSF.
Plasterboard: kathleeeeeen!
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sivakrytos: one holiday times
e_bloc: the bones of trees!
Riandisa: Good evening Kathleen, Ian, and Tech Team
korvys: @planeswalkagogo Something involving putting a thing inside another thing
Science_and_Magic: Bacon?
ritchards watches chat reflection on pot...
asthanius: Thanks Twitch, for letting me know LRR is streaming right now.
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korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:38.
ladylae: lrrHEART katesHeart rayfkHeart lunarj1Heart
VoidByAnyOtherName: i can see chat on screen andySmug
asthanius: Had no idea :/
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Science_and_Magic: Hai reflected chat?
fluttermouse108: I literally have two miniature gingerbread loaves in my fridge to gift at a holiday party this weekend!
anatashi: Notification appeared 4 minutes later XD
Pangogie: Hello. :D
Sarah_Serinde: That does sound pretty great
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Sarah_Serinde: Ian I remember you mentioning you might try this BEFORE the stream... :D
VoidByAnyOtherName: ooh
DiscordianTokkan: @anatashi The notification showed up, at least! I've had a few times where the second stream doesn't have any notifications
teavian: ooh
Sarah_Serinde: I'm lending LRR a family tradition lrrHEART
asthanius: Any food with Pie in the name is good in my book
VoidByAnyOtherName: i've never made perogis tho i imagine it isn't too hard
bv310: OOooooh, that sounds rad
ShatteredShamrock: lrrWOW
SuperGiraffe: I made egg nog after last years stream, and it went over great with my friends. Excited for this
jeff_sg: Oh yea pierogis!!!!!!!
anatashi: @DiscordianTokkan Yeah, I missed so many good streams due to notifications
VoidByAnyOtherName: that looked like a fax for a second leozThonk
Science_and_Magic: @SuperGiraffe I got to try that when I'm not in exams
KatieAndKia: It's not christmas without perogis!
DarkMorford: I just made a batch of pizza dough, so I'll have pizza tomorrow night! :D
VTMonster: is volume a little low for anyone else?
Sarah_Serinde: We have literally never made the potato one before :D
PunkRockZoologist: Ooh, Kathleen, this reminds me I was going to send you my Mum’s recipe for ANZAC biscuits. I’ll do that when I get home from work today.
Sarah_Serinde: I mean I assume my grandmother did but we didn't for Christmas Eve
VoidByAnyOtherName: i do have my sound all the way up
Sarah_Serinde: Yessss excellent
asthanius: Also, try jam
RiverSmith101: I managed to finally fix my headphones today. Taught myself how to solder. Much cheaper than new headphones
Sarah_Serinde: I approve
korvys: Bacon Jam, also good
asddsa28: dam right
DarkMorford: Oven-roasted bacon, heck yes.
Pteraspidomorphi: "You really should have bacon if you can" - A law for any occasion
maxthefourth: Bacon Jam?
RealGamerCow: I am lucky enough to live close enough to a Polish neighborhood to not have to make my own pierogies
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korvys: @PunkRockZoologist Make sure to include the legal requirements, such as never referring to them as "cookies"
CyberCypher: is there a way to do it with an instant heat infrared oven?
Stoffern: I find subtracting time a little tricky...
anatashi: @RiverSmith101 That's amazing. It reminds me to when my PS2 died and I learned how to troubleshoot motherboards
Sarah_Serinde: A fine tradition
LoadingReadyRun: I wonder how Ian will remove the hot bacon from the oven
PunkRockZoologist: What if you want your bacon properly cooked and not overcooked in the American style?
bv310: Oh hey, I've used that website before
RavingPenguin: Just give me the recipe Karen
bv310: Her recipe for Pretzels is solid
VoidByAnyOtherName: with his teeth
Stalevar_: I wonder where the word pierogies came from. Because we have this word, but in russian and ukrainian it means something very different.
Sarah_Serinde: I see Ian has a sufficient amount of flour on his end
Science_and_Magic: Black pepper? Interesting...
DarkMorford: bv310, I've used Alton Brown's pretzel recipe a couple times, it's quite good.
RealGamerCow: I always make my gingerbread with a TON of spices.
TacitusVigil: Only the fanciest of molasses!
teavian: EGG
Dashiell: "fancy molasses" is a good old-timey exclamation
JameX_0: !live
VoidByAnyOtherName: decadent molasses
LloydWallace: I was having issues with my speakers, what recipe is Ian sharing tonight?
VoidByAnyOtherName: perogis
TheSoftestBunny: pierogies
LloydWallace: thank ye kindly
Despoiler98: the most decadent
Sarah_Serinde: LloydWallace Specifically, my grandmother's recipe :)
hajnal_endot: have people already made a shogi yogi reference
Skyboss1996: PEROGI
Despoiler98: ALL THE PEROGI
fiftymcnasty: I like to buy my eggs w/o the protective shell
ContingentCat: "shell
LloydWallace: Sarah_Serinde Rad!
Silver__Knight_: that's not enough
Stoffern: Robin Hood sells flour?
ContingentCat: "shell" ?
TehAmelie: a pieroginfinity
VoidByAnyOtherName: mandatory pierogis
Skyboss1996: Eat the perogi Ian. All of them. You will want that many
Sarah_Serinde: Look practically all of that text was relevant to actually making the thing :D
kat2kool: That’s a minimum of pierogis
TehAmelie: pierogingularity
RealGamerCow: Sarah_Serinde is freezing them viable?
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TehAmelie: beaten, but not broken
Sarah_Serinde: RealGamerCow They never last long enough for us to need to! We generally freeze some of the leftover dough, I'm not sure how well they'd do in the freeze after you make them
Stoffern: suck an egg?
TehAmelie: okay, the shell should be broken'
Skyboss1996: We brought six eggs. Suck it Horner. - Kathleen
Doc_Rider: Can that be added to the quotes?
kat2kool: @realgamercow In my experience, pierogis freeze quite well
Sarah_Serinde: I didn't catch the exact wording, does Skyboss1996 have it? Because I can add that :)