PhoenixMelior: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4264: "I forgot what clouds look like" —Paul [2017-06-08]
Batyn: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3916: "What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life" —Paul [2017-01-27]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
Metric_Furlong: sort of? I mean, a lot of the time you can go with the 'describe a plot badly' approach which narrows the potential options down somewhat
PhoenixMelior: ooh. We have another tie
PhoenixMelior: I'd argue that these don't even describe the plot badly, for the ones that describe the plot
PhoenixMelior: some of these describe what you do in the game instead
PhoenixMelior: I know FF VIII TECHNICALLY has a love story, but I'm in it to collect summons and play Triple Triad
Metric_Furlong: point
PhoenixMelior: if you can find a better way to describe the plot of Birth By Sleep in a sentence I would be surprised
Bobtheninjagoldfish: We all know FF VIII is just a fevered Death Dream.
Metric_Furlong: I wouldn't know, never actually played a kingdom hearts game :p
PhoenixMelior: yeah, you're not even wrong
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong you are missing nothing
Metric_Furlong: do you want me to make guesses on the remaining two options?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm a fan of the "Squall is dying for most of the game" Theory.
cheetoJack: what are the remaining unknowns?
PhoenixMelior: The Quick Brown Fox Catches the Lazy Yellow Dog and Running Start Plays Too Many JRPGs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is the fox one Epistory?
PhoenixMelior: it is not
killerpommes: i like FF VIII. It was my first FF and i like the setting (ok most of it :P )
PhoenixMelior: for those who want to know what we're discussing: Running Start Plays Too Many JRPGs
Batyn: For some reason I think the fox one has to do with typing?
PhoenixMelior: oops, I meant the poll
PhoenixMelior: copy paste is a fickle mistress
Metric_Furlong: yeah
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That is why I suggested Epistory @Batyn . you literally play a fox and it's mechanics are about typing
Metric_Furlong: is Option 1 Pokémon Let's Go Eevee?
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong yes it is
PhoenixMelior: Quick Brown Fox = Eevee
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels. Game: Ozmafia) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (6m from now).
TehAmelie: ah it was on the tip of my brain
PhoenixMelior: Lazy Yellow Dog = literally anything. But if I put mouse you would immediately know it's pikachu
Twinklebees: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels. Game: Ozmafia) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (5m from now).
Twinklebees: Ah, that is soon
PhoenixMelior: welcome home friend
PhoenixMelior: have a poll
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior could be Jolteon
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "catches Lazy yellow Dog...among other things."
PhoenixMelior: yeah also Jolteon
Metric_Furlong: and for option 4: Atelier Sophie?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: cept there are no jolteons in PLGO are thre?
Twinklebees: I assume the Running Start reference is Atleer
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong wow you domed that one out
PhoenixMelior: you definitely thought too hard on it
PhoenixMelior: Running Start doesn't play too many JRPGs. It only ever played one JRPG. Atelier Sophie.
Twinklebees: Hometown Girl is Valkyria Chronicles?
PhoenixMelior: yes indeed
PhoenixMelior: Alicia runs through the battlefield dodging every bullet to get A
Weagle: Oh, is 5 FFIX?
PhoenixMelior: so close, Weagle
PhoenixMelior: for those keeping score at home, Metric got all 5 of these
Metric_Furlong: it was mostly a matter of trying to remember which title specifically they'd played :p
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Metric_Furlong: hey TXC2
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello @TXC2
Metric_Furlong: eh, as I said, I have something of a practice advantage :p
TXC2: hi Metric_Furlong and Bobtheninjagoldfish
TehAmelie: g'day
TXC2: hi TehAmelie
cheetoJack: Metric_Furlong is op, pls nerf
Dared00: SIGNAL
TehAmelie: i'll get the shovel
Dared00: also, hi chat
TXC2: hello Dared00 welcome
Dared00: Hi TXC2 :)
Batyn: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW lrrDARK
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Oh boy, it's early on a Friday Morning and @JacobBurgessVO and Kathleen are here to play more Ozmafia, a game that is objectively terrible. Great fun I'm sure! | ||
Freshly_Toasted: Ooooh boy
Dared00: And, hey, just got my first Reincarnation in Realm Grinder. I hate GoC for introducing me to this game.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ArcOfTheConclave: Ozmafia?
cheetoJack: Dared00 its a surprisingly fun clicker
TehAmelie: ha, i just got my eleventy-first and i hate it too
Bobtheninjagoldfish: yeah. this is the game of Misery that Kathleen referenced last night.
PhoenixMelior: real quick, once more before streamfall
TXC2: good thing I'm knees deep into fallout 4 then. or else I'd be realm grinding :P
KV1NN4: hope she has company this week
Bobtheninjagoldfish: They have been saying Jacob is back.
Lotus_position: @loadingreadyrun just as an FYI, your twitch stream app notifications are lagging by one show. Just got the notification for cooking with Kathleen and Ian.
TXC2: should do if the tweet if anything to go by
asthanius: @KV1NN4 If she doesn't, I think she's gonna rage quit it
PhoenixMelior: wow, chat really likes FF VIII
Twinklebees: Apparently so
KV1NN4: @asthanius THAT'S precisely why I hope she has company D8
aussie_rob_w: Ah yes this is perfect
aussie_rob_w: Exactly what I need at 4 AM
aussie_rob_w: Chill Stream to pass out at some point during.
aussie_rob_w: lrrDARK lrrAWESOME lrrDARK
TXC2: steady
asthanius: @aussie_rob_w "chill" stream lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: weird, it's 6:30 in the evening here but it feels just like 4 am
TXC2: hold
TXC2: TehAmelie that's winter for you :P
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior there is a tendency for people to vote for the last option a lot, I've noticed
mugulord: 9:30 am here, but i wish i could pass out
TXC2: Here we GO!
TehAmelie: frickin cold. the pipesmen were here today and my radiator got hot for like an hour and now it's tepid again
asthanius: Hot mic
aussie_rob_w: lrrAWW poor @tehamelie
Freshly_Toasted: Spicy
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong huh
Riandisa: Good morning Kathleen and Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! It's my lunch break so I'm here for a little bit lrrHEART
Bubblefish: lrrDARK
TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Jacob
Metric_Furlong: might be an ordering bias thing
PatchworkWit: hello
Mae_Aloril just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Mae_Aloril subscribed for 24 months in a row!
Mae_Aloril: Can I please just say- HI Kathleen! You are my spirit animal <3
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mae_Aloril! (Today's storm count: 1)
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
PhoenixMelior: i'll have to remember that
aussie_rob_w: Kathleen And Jacob!!
TehAmelie: hello team J/K
Mae_Aloril: HI Jacob!
red_shoes_jeff: J A C O B !
shimdogwastaken: jacob😍
Freshly_Toasted: Welcome back to ozmadness and suffering!
Metric_Furlong: anyway, I should probably head-off for a bit
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Kathleen :P
Metric_Furlong: have a good stream everyone
cheetoJack: Metric_Furlong is there an option to randomize the order of the options when you make the poll?
Sarah_Serinde: Except for the starbucks
aussie_rob_w: Team Dark And... NoFace?
Metric_Furlong: cheetoJack not for each individual voter, that I'm aware of
asthanius: weagle
Earthenone: pride69 #charity
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Mae_Aloril: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: tube rats are sweet
aussie_rob_w: I don’t know what to call this team. I like it though.
cheetoJack: Metric_Furlong huh there isn't... where did I see that then
TXC2: Kathleen is a Bintarong no? Kappa
ddonahue33: squirrel
TeiranDragon: weasels are sleek and bitey. it fits.
xiivv7: Hi
TehAmelie: i'd be an egg
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered.
LRRbot: New quote #5593: "I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered." —Kathleen [2018-12-14]
aussie_rob_w: I just assumed you’d be a long cat.
2Flower: Hip joint trouble bros! *fistbump*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Jacob
aussie_rob_w: Jacob is a professional Sir!
2Flower: Spine trouble bros, too! *fistbump*
TXC2: it sure does
aussie_rob_w: Oh dear.
asthanius: Hair like a knife
Aurelius101: First time catching Now Kiss live! How goes?
TeiranDragon just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TeiranDragon subscribed for 37 months in a row!
TeiranDragon: Weasels are sleek and bitey. It fits.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TeiranDragon! (Today's storm count: 2)
TXC2: hello Aurelius101 welcome
TehAmelie: the most hurt are the most wise. . .
alexwhitechats: Hi everyone! And yeah, I already need to fix my body because of dance training
asthanius: Jacob just feels like he can fix you, ya know? lrrBEEJ
Tajessa: Yep. My neck likes to remind me of all the time I spent in mosh pits when I was a teenager.
Sarah_Serinde: !charity
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aussie_rob_w: @asthanius oh that’s what you meant by hair like a knife.
aussie_rob_w: I see!
adi_pie just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. adi_pie subscribed for 60 months in a row!
adi_pie: 60 months? That's almost 2 years. Thank you for all the good times, and all the help to get through the bad times. Now back to getting angry at this trainwreck of a game.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, adi_pie! (Today's storm count: 3)
mtvcdm: The streamer still gets the full amount.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ManicPixieDreamLurker: cheer100 My favourite stream with good people reading bad fanfic kathle3HEX #charity
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TXC2: surely kathleen is a Weagal? Kappa
asthanius: If you were an animorph?
TehAmelie: crows are EVEN smarter :D
Aurelius101: Crows can use simple tools, can't they?
ddonahue33: Some kind of dear aunt Euphemia
TehAmelie: i'd be an octopus
ThorSokar: TIL don't make kathleen mad, she'll upperdeck your toilet
Sanityis0verrated: this game is terrible
Sarah_Serinde: Oh sweet, I'm not sure I'd seen that emote yet. Neat!
aussie_rob_w: The other D.B. Highlight that I’ve been rewatching lately apart from Kathleen messing with Jordan and getting LRR in trouble again is Jacob telling his Yakuza Bartending story. It’s basically my walking to LGS audio at this point...
alexwhitechats: pride1000 I’m at work in a Very Important Law Office on a truly absurd amount of cough medicine, what could go wrong? Glad to say a quick hello at least. #charity
Daye04: katcCOOL katcCOOL katcLOVE katcLOVE
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GDwarf: It is fascinating to me that this game seems to be generally well-regarded, if noted for having definite bad parts. It's always interesting to see different people liking different things and why.
TXC2: I had wondered if that Emote was kathleen's
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hello Chat! How are we all dong today?
Aurelius101 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Aurelius101 subscribed for 27 months in a row!
Aurelius101: I guess Jeff Bezos took me off the gravy train, so have my money instead!
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Sarah_Serinde: alexwhitechats slyqHi
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
Sarah_Serinde: I can type
aussie_rob_w: @alexwhitechats bits!!!
Daye04: I'm doing great! thank you! how are you? lrrAWESOME
aussie_rob_w: @aurelius101 SUB hype!
Sarah_Serinde: Things made Kathleen mad :P
accountmadeforants: A duck was robbed of their beauty prize!
asthanius: They made a lot of fat jokes :/
Freshly_Toasted: Caesar might not kill us anymore!
Tajessa just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Tajessa subscribed for 26 months in a row!
Tajessa: It's 4.30 in the morning so I anticipate falling asleep halfway through this. This is going to mess up my dreams, isn't it.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tajessa! (Today's storm count: 5)
TXC2: a Duck come 2nd in a beauty contest Kathleen, it was VERY important Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: and Soh's also a wolf person
Sarah_Serinde: I saw someone saying that you could still date him?
Sarah_Serinde: Not sure if you want to though
KV1NN4: RAGE. RAGE happened
Mae_Aloril: charity1500 #charity
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aussie_rob_w: @tajessa Oh god I hope not,
Freshly_Toasted: "Meat can't talk" was pretty cringe inducing
aussie_rob_w: Please let’s not have dreams about game.
Aurelius101: So judging from this title, I can only assume the Lollipop Guild has finally moved into businesses like protection, heroin smuggling, and murder for hire?
Mae_Aloril: bless ;p
Sarah_Serinde: ManicPixieDreamLurker lrrHEART kathle3HEX
quietcat: gesundheit!
Daye04: lrrHAM
the_canuck_mystic: Ozmafia is not an Australian Yakuza title game?
alexwhitechats: Should give you some of my cools medicine apparently
alexwhitechats: *cold
ManicPixieDreamLurker: @Sarah_Serinde :) kathle3HEX
GDwarf: Duck was robbed!
asthanius: It came second by default
accountmadeforants: There was also the bit where Genny tried to save tinman
aussie_rob_w: I think I adequately refreshed stream
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TXC2: Gods damnit Jacob
Tajessa: I work in retail. I already have angry dreams. Net gain from watching this, then!
accountmadeforants: And problematic stuff happened
alexwhitechats: Well played
TXC2: Kyrie can get fucked
Sarah_Serinde: sergeIntoTheSea
aussie_rob_w: @tajessa should we have a contest to see who can fall asleep fastest given we are in the same timezone?
alexwhitechats: I love Jacob taking studious notes
plummeting_sloth: I do hope there's a Wolfgang in the Wolf Gang
Defrost: What did Kyrie do???
GDwarf: I continue to be annoyed that no one in the Wolf Gang appears to be named Wolfgang. Or at least Amadeus.
Freshly_Toasted: Apparently caesar is a pretty popular path
TXC2: Defrost shitty creeper things
Tajessa: @aussie_rob_w I will honestly have to close the stream in a minute or I won't sleep. The lure of terrible fanfic is stronger than sleep.
aussie_rob_w: I’m excited to see how terrible this is gonna be.
ddonahue33: @gdwarf Mo Z. Art
GDwarf: I've heard good things about the cat girl, IIRC, though I'd also heard good things about this game as a whole, so...
xantos69: cheer50 #charity Hello squad of kissy folks! Have a good time doing the dating!
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plummeting_sloth: Because what this game really needs is more context
aussie_rob_w: @tajessa rest well and goodnight!
p_johnston: i mean cat girl can't really be worse can she?
t3h_f1gm3nt: if YYLAG taught me anything its that dating catgirls typically ends in pain and suffering
Defrost: @TXC2 Ah I see lrrEFF them
Sarah_Serinde: :D
TXC2: Heads up Jacob, Kyrie gets a shity voice now.
xantos69: Well I tried
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen needs a palate cleanser after this
aussie_rob_w: The art is wasted on this shitty game?
Tajessa: @aussie_rob_w same to you!
shimdogwastaken just subscribed with Twitch Prime. shimdogwastaken subscribed for 2 months in a row!
shimdogwastaken: another month of being able to sub mostly a vod watcher but i am glad to catch a live. also jacob is always so pure and cute
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shimdogwastaken! (Today's storm count: 6)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
azureHaights: I come to the stream and apparently this is Watch + Kiss
plummeting_sloth: I think this might be more a passion project for Jacob than the writers
aussie_rob_w: Sub Hype 2!
Aurelius101: cheer100 So I'm guessing from the title that the Lollipop Guild has finally moved into protection, heroin smuggling, and murder for hire?
aussie_rob_w: I can count.
Freshly_Toasted: the art's lovely, like 3 characters are cool and the premise is kinda interesting? Writing however is traaash
TXC2: starting 15min into the Stream? this is Watch and play Kappa
aussie_rob_w: 2 months!
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
the_canuck_mystic: Red Ori / Blue Ori ?
Sarah_Serinde: Good Omens
TXC2: the_canuck_mystic yes!
TeiranDragon: Jacob has been a fun addition to the crew.
p_johnston: jacob vaguely reminds me of serge in his general kindness level.
adi_pie: Good Omens or, to use its full title, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
azureHaights: Lorna Schlitzwhistle with even fewer endearing qualities
TehAmelie: it must be hard to be a Pratchett fan, he wrote soo many books. . .
plummeting_sloth: that neck band has clearly slowly cut off blood flow to her brain
aussie_rob_w: Ooooh I’m gonna have to get a Fire/Ice altered with that pair of shirts.
accountmadeforants: Niko approves.
plummeting_sloth: Ah, the two kinds of Breakfast. Pancakes, or literally anything
adi_pie: "Anything" Okay, I'll go get the tire iron.
Dared00: Ah yes, chorizo brick. My favourite.
aussie_rob_w: @tehamelie it’s delightful honestly.
Lunareclipse123: I mean, Chorizo on Chorizo is pretty good
TehAmelie: hard to keep track of them at least
Aurelius101: Wow, Jacob. Wow.
TXC2: "where me terlet at?"
plummeting_sloth: I get physicals when I'm irregular, usually
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
aussie_rob_w: I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
ArcOfTheConclave: What is a regular physical?
Aurelius101: Is the protagonist's entire purpose in this game to repeat the last few words of the previous line as a question?
TXC2: :D
adi_pie: I am 100% in on this voice.
TehAmelie: OMG we're Solid Snake
GDwarf: Aurelius101 Oh, so Solid Snake.
TXC2: that voice is incredible Jacob
Aurelius101: COLONEL
asthanius: They want a scene where the doctor is touching you and the boys are all OOOOOOH :/
TehAmelie: great drift there
plummeting_sloth: it's a physical, not surgery
Rhynerd: @aurelius101 I assume she’s also supposed to kiss somebody at some point.
aussie_rob_w: That voice is the best decision.
kinkerbelle: do they not get vacation or what?
TehAmelie: i like Elijah Snow's take on his role as exposition prompter, "one of these days one of you pains in my backside will speak a complete sentence that i don't have to ask another question about"
SachielOne: Let's find out how well your hands work. *grabs carving knife*
accountmadeforants: But it turns out that under his gloves... there were more gloves! Or I guess Genny thinks that's his skin?
TXC2: "is weird, glove full of Vaseline hand"
TXC2: *his
Aurelius101: I have no idea what the lrrEFF is going on here, but I wager nobody else does either.
aussie_rob_w: Possibly.
ArcOfTheConclave: hands like a little baby. like the rest of him.
t3h_f1gm3nt: gdi jacob
Mazrae: hello hello everyone
Defrost: Man... what a twat
SachielOne: So has this guy been banned from every restaurant in town?
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
mtvcdm just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. mtvcdm subscribed for 50 months in a row!
mtvcdm: This is far from the type of game I'd want to see out the big 5-0 but I suppose we live here now don't we.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mtvcdm! (Today's storm count: 7)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
aussie_rob_w: @mtvcdm 50, woooow!
aussie_rob_w: Hmmmmmm
the_canuck_mystic: Why is lion an insult?
asthanius: Russian?
SachielOne: I guarantee he's well acquainted with the taste of waiter ass with his food.
Mae_Aloril: Have you ever considered playing Lamento? Pretty kitty boys. I havent played- maybe too nsfw?
p_johnston: cool aloof.
kinkerbelle: because lions are cowards. this is oz
GDwarf: the_canuck_mystic It isn't, he's literally "The Cowardly Lion" from the Oz stories, apparently
Aurelius101: Do Liquid Snake!
Rhynerd: I missed the last episode but dang, Kyrie really is a huge jerk
Sarah_Serinde: He likes us but doesn't want to admit it :D
Earthenone: tin man, so maybe a robot?
the_canuck_mystic: oh.
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks @GDwarf
Sarah_Serinde: Preparation is the key to laziness.
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
GDwarf: Rhynerd He gaslights and does power plays without consent, he's terrible
p_johnston: option 3.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now]
LRRbot: New quote #5594: "[now]" —Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: oh my god
Sarah_Serinde: !delquote 5594
LRRbot: Marked quote #5594 as deleted.
azureHaights: Axel: "You have to understand... I really like blins. Like, REALLY like blins."
Tajessa: Sarah lrrEFF lrrDARK
aussie_rob_w: Springy?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] Preparation is the key to laziness.
LRRbot: New quote #5595: "Preparation is the key to laziness." —Jacob [2018-12-14]
Sarah_Serinde: THERE. :D
GDwarf: "[now]" doesn't seem like something Jacob would say, Sarah. :P
Xed_Regulus: Happy Friday!
Rhynerd: @gdwarf I might need to come up with a new insult for that fellow.
Sarah_Serinde: GDwarf Shush you
Aurelius101: I don't have a lot of experience with visual novels...but is redundant, circular dialogue and sweet fuck-all happening typical of these games? I suspect not.
TXC2: Aurelius101 no this is normal
Aurelius101: Oh good. Good.
accountmadeforants: Pancakes once a month? So this is hell, that explains so much!
SachielOne: Are we renaming this show "A Swiftly Tilting Kathleen?"
t3h_f1gm3nt: can we slap some sense into genny pls? preferably with a brick? and maybe hit kyrie with it (not to knock sense into him, just to knock him out)
kinkerbelle: no this is usual
GDwarf: Rhynerd He was super-aggressive in a manipulative, condescending, way last week. Kyrie is only very slightly above the man who literally wants to kill us right now.
TXC2: Pancakes are a once a year thing
Defrost: I don't know why but I feel Kathleen might not like this game very much
Sarah_Serinde: lrrEFF
aussie_rob_w: Hmmmmmmyes.
TehAmelie: i don't think ANYONE likes this game
CraziestOwl: Hi guys
TXC2: hello CraziestOwl welcome
Alness49: Antagonistic over breakfast, no less
t3h_f1gm3nt: such good art is wasted on such shit writing for this game
SachielOne: HEY! THAT'S MY MASK!
Sarah_Serinde: Right, back to work for me. Have fun, friends!
Aurelius101: Robin Hood is played by Edith Slump?
kinkerbelle: this game is bad but you guys are great
Xirrahnos: Pancakes, physicals, and plague doctor. Oh my.
TXC2: so long Sarah_Serinde have fun
plummeting_sloth: well anyway, please strip
Lunareclipse123: Robin Slump, Edith's long lost cousin
yalc321: @LoadingReadyRun Jacob, can you stop being so good at voices, it makes me feel inferior. Kthnx Loveyoubye
GDwarf: TehAmelie It has fans, which I find interesting, because I've heard very good things about it. I'm not sure if we ended up on a bad route, or if the stuff I've heard is wrong, or if people were just more comfortable with the more problematic elements and felt that later stuff counterbalanced it, or what.
TehAmelie: i see now why Robin needed those merry men
mtvcdm: Quick reminder chat, if you see a good clip-worthy thing, be sure to actually go and clip it so none of us mods have to take an emergency pass later when it gets close to time to make the highlight reel.
aussie_rob_w: This guy is not being a playful jerk, he’s just being a jerk.
adi_pie: Yes
adi_pie: I mean...
cheetoJack: Also remember to name your clips!
adi_pie: Yes
Angnor33: Yup
sopranocat: Oh dear. I see the silly voices came out, the characters must have gone to crap
plummeting_sloth: I want to see a naked or something
sopranocat: I missed last week
Sarah_Serinde: Well it's not an emergency if there aren't any clips, it just means we don't get those fun things in the highlight reel. But yes pls name clips
Sarah_Serinde: Anyway actually leaving now :P
aussie_rob_w: Why is there a plague doctor?
accountmadeforants: Can't have male-presenting nipples either, I see
aussie_rob_w: Have a good @sarah_serinde !
Freshly_Toasted: Aaaw man
aussie_rob_w: I think I forgot a word there.
adi_pie: Wow, Jacob.
Xed_Regulus: Dude, I'm a cishet dude and even I scoffed at that line.
plummeting_sloth: if only I could read
Rhynerd: @aussie_rob_w he’s the local doctor and he prefers to keep his face hidden?
sopranocat: Has she never had a check up in her life?
sopranocat: I would bone him?
CraziestOwl: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
sopranocat: OH, or not
plummeting_sloth: Genny, now as always, has come up with a reason not to read a book
GDwarf: sopranocat: She has amnesia
t3h_f1gm3nt: thats fair
TXC2: that's 100% fair
sopranocat: No you really don't, at least if it's not under your control
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put Tracer in Smash, you cowards!
Sanityis0verrated: that is a line
GDwarf: Smash Bros. is clearly a dating sim. :P
ContingentCat: yup that's a good line
sopranocat: @GDwarf oh, right
Rhynerd: Perfectly fair.
aussie_rob_w: Genny is extremely reactive.
Sanityis0verrated: good
mugulord: playing rdr as a dating sim is amusing
shmingmaster: the run is still live!
TehAmelie: put Dream Daddy in Smash!
aussie_rob_w: I snorted at “no peen for me”.
sopranocat: How come poor Jacob always ends up with the crappy games?
ArcOfTheConclave: I she the only girl in this entire house?
TXC2: genny can think? :P
adi_pie: Doctor! Doctor! Tell me the news!
t3h_f1gm3nt: OMG woman! i think you are the tin man because you clearly don't have a brain!
Xed_Regulus: She is SO badly written.
plummeting_sloth: I have my probulator right here!
DKS04Saturn: That's the scarecrow
TehAmelie: Doctor voice: it's the plague.
adi_pie: So, are we 100% sure our character isn't a goldfish that was turned into a human?
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt Tin man didn't have a heart
Defrost: It's lupus
DKS04Saturn: The tinman didn't have a heart
Freshly_Toasted: I felt robin was more of a flute guy
Mazrae: a marching tuba
Lunareclipse123: Oh man, we need to get Jacob on Dice Friends to run V:tM sometime
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: yeah a matching tuba
aussie_rob_w: Hooray! No other people!
Freshly_Toasted: Or maybe a banjo
t3h_f1gm3nt: @TXC2 wait....shit. i meant scarecrow didn't i?
sopranocat: Literally
ArcOfTheConclave: Literal actual murderers are fine to befriend but a man in black? To much!
Rhynerd: @adi_pie that would explain a lot.
plummeting_sloth: A sousaphone is a marching tuba
stormshot14: dice friends V:tM would be so good
drthvd3r: As a former french horn player, I'm not sure if I take offense to that or not.
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: that's the best description of a sousa ive ever heard jacob
Gnyrinn: I just got here, but a masked, all in black robes figure who goes to air-headed women´s houses with instruments to "check them out" is ... NOT okay on very many levels.
Earthenone: monthly physicals? i guess the mafia has some solid health insurance
aussie_rob_w: Magical Cloak.
sopranocat: oo, shade
TehAmelie: i'm curious what LRR would do with VTM in terms of ruining the atmosphere
aussie_rob_w: “What are you buyin’?”
quietcat: gesundheit!
plummeting_sloth: he said I had "Substantially diminished cognition", whatever that means
Rhynerd: “I was everywhere but my head.”
aussie_rob_w: That guy is the most interesting character in RE4.
sopranocat: Have you tried a humidifier in the Moonbase? I sneeze a lot less now that I have one in my room
aussie_rob_w: JACIB NU
GDwarf: Gnyrinn He's, so far, one of the least-problematic characters because he fully respects our autonomy and doesn't talk down to us.
Lunareclipse123: 7 sneezes equates to... edging?
KV1NN4: spoiled rotten
adi_pie: Kyrdere?
TehAmelie: they went for immediate Flanderization
Freshly_Toasted: Russian mobster axel is a dream come true
ArcOfTheConclave: tsunKyrie?
aussie_rob_w: “It’s like a French Horn fucked a tuba” LUL
ddonahue33: how would you define 17 sneezes
Gnyrinn: Oh, dear. Thanks for the headsöup, @GDwarf.
Alness49: You're talking to No-Face here!
Rhynerd: “Since when?”
plummeting_sloth: man, I just want to bust in to this world and sinch up everyone's goddamn ties
t3h_f1gm3nt: to give the doctor something to do?
asthanius: ~characterization~
accountmadeforants: Time for cat girl or red riding hood because Gretel?
DKS04Saturn: Jacob is making me remember how I always thought the TinMan and the Scarecrow had the hots for each other when I read the O books as a kid
DKS04Saturn: *Oz books
CraziestOwl: Cat girl
yalc321: I'm always down for gay shit
sopranocat: Why would you ever NOT see a cat girl?
ContingentCat: I guess the writer is really enthusiastic about people getting regular check ups
CraziestOwl: Yeh
adi_pie: Kathleen's "Huh" is almost single-handedly sustaining my will to live with this main character.
Freshly_Toasted: Yeah, get nakey
wildpeaks: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:19.
Dared00: OH MY GOD
Freshly_Toasted: Jesus christ
MidgardSerpent: wooow
TXC2: is catgirl hot for robin?
DKS04Saturn: Breath, Kathleen, breath
Earthenone: lrrWOW
plummeting_sloth: QUIT NOW
accountmadeforants: HA!
breathlessisthehunt: Bye
TragicMtG: lrrWOW lrrWOW
t3h_f1gm3nt: REALLY?
wildpeaks: yay I'm not suer late :)
plummeting_sloth: you are too stupid to live
wench_tacular: this girl is terminally stupid
ContingentCat: N O
Xed_Regulus: Genny is so stupid I'm getting dumber just listening to this dialogue.
wildpeaks: *super
stormshot14: lrrWOW oh my god
Freshly_Toasted: SHE JUST IIIS DUMB
sopranocat: Okay, there's amnesia, and then there's total NO BRAIN
quietcat: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TehAmelie: gotta work on those synchronized walk-outs
KV1NN4: i mean this IS a strange magical realm so MAYBE?!
Angnor33: I am cackling...
Sannindi: *Screams*
aussie_rob_w: I can’t breathe
wildpeaks: :D
Freshly_Toasted: JUST A VEGETABLE
aussie_rob_w: I can’t
Talin06: omg
TXC2: Clips
mtvcdm: !clip
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p_johnston: my stomach hurts!!
sopranocat: Time for ice cream
aussie_rob_w: I can’t stop laughing and I can’t breathe
ddonahue33: This game is so bad its actually hilarious
plummeting_sloth: I don't think she has anmesia, I think she's too dumb to remember her own life
Mazrae: who is that with Kathleen?
KV1NN4: I mean... there ArRE animal people so.... maybe... it was possible???
Bobtheninjagoldfish: My BRAIN hurts.
adi_pie: I swear, if I was in this game, I would've just died on the spot.
asthanius: And a marshmallow fan
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: This game is too much
GDwarf: I admit, I haven't read any of the Oz books, but I'm...I'm *certain* Dorothy was not this clueless.
ThatWhichNeverWas: *Gasp* It'S Storytime Jacob!
shimdogwastaken: i want to plat ff14 online so bad
sopranocat: Jacob seems to be too good for all the games he cohosts
2Flower: Yay!
DKS04Saturn: When is arcade spirits coming out?
Mae_Aloril: Love the Addition of Jacob to the the LLR content recently :)
2Flower: Feb 12.
Freshly_Toasted: Arcade spirits will be a breath of fresh air
Earthenone: nya?
Alness49: Can't we just quantum leap into catgirl and play her?
plummeting_sloth: it's 2018, you can't jsut ask if someone's ears come off!
TehAmelie: catgirl racist!
Freshly_Toasted: I need a stress ball
accountmadeforants: That's a logical leap though: Mask can come off, so ears can also come off!
DKS04Saturn: Me three
TXC2: *can't
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asthanius: If she turns us down, I wouldn't blame her
sopranocat: Catgirl is too good for Genny
GDwarf: Genny isn't...entirely wrong here
wench_tacular: why would we inflict Genny on her?
Freshly_Toasted: You can't just ask a catgirl if her ears come off, Genny
azureHaights: But even a box of hammers hits a nail twice a day. ...wait.
ddonahue33: thats an insult to a box of hammers
Xed_Regulus: You're not giving a box of hammer enough credit.
adi_pie: It's face-like.
adi_pie: Face-adjacent.
adi_pie: Face-esque.
plummeting_sloth: The picture is that of a Ditto
ThatWhichNeverWas: Okay, Here's a plaster-cast i made earlier
Freshly_Toasted: It has a... a nose and some eyes, I guess and a mouth too!
gsyhiap: I see this game hasn't improved since last week then...
accountmadeforants: The face: ˙͜>˙
TXC2: a pillbug?
asthanius: SHOW US
yalc321: pride100 First time Watching Let's Kiss. Y'all are great
TXC2: !charity
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Alness49: His face is just a pile of writhing pillbugs
MidgardSerpent: It's Tell not show, right? I can't ever remember that expression.
Contiguouskittycat: I have a sudden desire to ruin everyone's day, and so I am informing you that I am currently eating sushi with a fork.
CraziestOwl: Totally dating material
Freshly_Toasted: Genny is now full lorna
Kykiwi: Weow
Rhynerd: “You wanted the vaguest impression, here you are, in all my lack of artistic ability.”
wildpeaks: the shaade
p_johnston: wait who's toto in this game?
Earthenone: i mean... what would you trust this girl to do?
asthanius: @Contiguouskittycat I was drinking water. How _dare_ you
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrWOW
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so this is the.. third? Session of this and how many actual CHOICES have we made?
TXC2: ah fuck
GDwarf: Bobtheninjagoldfish A few, every "day" we decide who to spend time with
Rhynerd: @earthenone ask questions? Walk? Breathe?
asthanius: I appreciate Jacob's Homsar impression
wildpeaks: what a thing to slip our mind
CraziestOwl: Yep
adi_pie: Yes
Freshly_Toasted: Oh yeah he straight up took you to a brothel and implied you should work there
plummeting_sloth: YES
GDwarf: So, what choices do we have to make to get him set slightly on fire, like the scarecrow in the movie?
adi_pie: "Pretty rude" Yes, how rude, caring about your physical integrity.
GDwarf: Freshly_Toasted Well, that you should spend time there, not work, but yeah
asthanius: Why would this be a choice the game offers? This, a choice the character is making
Contiguouskittycat: So I take it this game has reached full problematic at this point?
gsyhiap: "enjoy you" 🤔
2Flower: Visual novels should offer more choices. Even if they're microdecisions, self-expression with no major plot branch.
wildpeaks: gesundheit x 5
ContingentCat: gesunheit
MissCora: Prosit
Lunareclipse123: 5
2Flower: Just SOME sort of agency.
TXC2: that was 5
asthanius: "You suck ass:
GDwarf: Contiguouskittycat It's had some very problematic stuff. Some of which is clearly supposed to be seen as problematic, some of which...does not seem to be, so...yeah.
quietcat: gesundheit!
Dared00: HATE
Rhynerd: I would have loved an opportunity to say no to the guy.
LeeshaJoy: Kathleen is the only person I've ever heard actually say "achoo" when they sneeze.
Freshly_Toasted: Oh yes! I got that mixed up with the pageant shenanigans
adi_pie: Yes you can.
Freshly_Toasted: Oh so we're in the love triangle route then
GDwarf: I mean, you *are* a cruel and callous man without a heart.
sopranocat: Yes you can!!!!!
mtvcdm: You absolutely can and should have by now.
TXC2: Brain Kyrie, you dont have a brain, stick to the fucking narrative.
Freshly_Toasted: HA
sopranocat: He asked, being truthful =/= rude
asthanius: So...kidnapping?
Freshly_Toasted: Vindication
sopranocat: oh, yay, gaslighting
Xed_Regulus: Then please do it.
sopranocat: negging
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
WereDoor: run away
Batyn: Self awareness
adi_pie: Yes
CraziestOwl: Thanks?
wildpeaks: both
WereDoor: RUN
sopranocat: both
gsyhiap: Nope, just nope.
GDwarf: sopranocat Gaslighting? I dunno about that. He's being terrible, though.
Contiguouskittycat: Neglighing
WereDoor: ssdgm girl
TXC2: "I'd never hurt you" said the man you has already hurt us
Mae_Aloril: Jacob is starting to sound like an evangelist ;p
aussie_rob_w: Gasneglighting
asthanius: This is another man who would kill us
Freshly_Toasted: I would kill for kyrie's hat
Alness49: So is Genny the scarecrow then?
t3h_f1gm3nt: i mean...i can believe some people would be into him...unfortunately
Mae_Aloril: it is a nice hat
stormshot14: it's definitely neglighting
MidgardSerpent: To be fair, that hat is nice
mtvcdm: Why did we get wrapped up in a mafia again?
Freshly_Toasted: and not because I want his hat
Lunareclipse123: ".... I Fucked that cat"
CraziestOwl: Is he going for the bad boy act ?
Akaiatana: This character is so bad, I'm surprised he's not written by Emily Bronte
asthanius: Vanta Black
adi_pie: Ah, yes, the Vantablack convention.
Mae_Aloril: Isnt this the same block that the club Manboy works at is on?
2Flower: Dark morris dancers?
asthanius: That's...not how amnesia works
Mae_Aloril: rofl
Contiguouskittycat: Is there an option for us to pull a double-cross and poison everyone? And if there isn't, is it even really a mafia game anymore?
sopranocat: oh boy, mansplaining
mtvcdm: I have MANY opinions
TehAmelie: shrimp coctails, shrimp barbecue. . .
Freshly_Toasted: Death from bad writing
Xed_Regulus: Is everything she says a question?
DKS04Saturn: Do they have cars?
azureHaights: Death by shrimp
plummeting_sloth: no, if she doesnt' understand death, it would be because she is really really dumb
GDwarf: Yes, thank you for mansplaning *death* to the woman who has multiple people trying to kill her for weeks.
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Gnyrinn: Maybe having a character so obviously unsound like that named Kyrie is a deliberate anti-religious statement?
ThorSokar: Death by Shrimp Boat
sopranocat: ooooh noooooo
TXC2: "life is like a box of chocolates"
mtvcdm: OH MY GOD
Akaiatana: Well actually, Kathleen
Mae_Aloril: omg yakuza bartender story?
Mae_Aloril: gotta look that up
azureHaights: Kathleen Kingdom. A Kingdom of Trolling Jordan.
shimdogwastaken: jacob what are you drinking
GDwarf: Drop Kyrie from the game and make Genny more self-actualizing and I'd have way fewer issues with this.
GDwarf: Though we are clearly supposed to hate Kyrie, at least
gsyhiap: Par tissy pants!
TXC2: oh we have slums in this magical kingdom do we?
Freshly_Toasted: I feel like kyrie is just the hated corner of the love triad for framing's sake
Dared00: Mister Manboy.
aussie_rob_w: @azureHaights exactly!
asthanius: Mister Boyman, his brother
Mae_Aloril: knew it
Xed_Regulus: She's so dumb I wouldn't be surprised if she forgot to breathe.
Mae_Aloril: KNEW IT
ThorSokar: Jacob has his own playlist if you desire all of his DB stuff:
Alness49: It's Mr Manmeat instead!
accountmadeforants: Please, Mr. Manboy was my father, call me Lad
aussie_rob_w: i'm sorry what
Mae_Aloril: @ThorSokar Did find it thanks! Saved it for later :)
CraziestOwl: Whisper * runaway *
Akaiatana: Jacob is straying into Coach Z and Bubz and I love it
Mae_Aloril: agreed Crazies
ThorSokar: NP, tis why I made it
hmfons: Holy crap, this game
mtvcdm: Why is this a place where we make a choice?
Lunareclipse123: Was the reason for her "Amnesia" divulged earlier in the story? Are we sure it wasn't a severe head injury?
sopranocat: ~looks at clock~ Good grief, is there 2 more hours of this?
Freshly_Toasted: At least the game supports pall bearers?
Freshly_Toasted: Oh nevermind
CraziestOwl: Zombies
TXC2: I'm waiting for Jacob to end a sentence with "like it says in the good book!"
plummeting_sloth: well, there's only ONE doctor in town, so...
wildpeaks: or necromancers
ThatWhichNeverWas: Wow, this girl is definately a video game protagonist; you kind of expect to find her running into a wall, wedged into a corner because she can't realise how to path around it
asthanius: Kyrie is a textbook sociopath. He hasn't shown true emotion aside from shock, as far as I can tell. Everything is so clinical to him. He sucks.
Lunareclipse123: I mean, the shot to the head might not hit anything important
gsyhiap: at the moment... NotLikeThis
anemzero: doctor birdskullface
aussie_rob_w: @thatwhichneverwas ... is that why we have to guide them?
Freshly_Toasted: Shot throught the brain and you're to blame
Mae_Aloril: ROFL
aussie_rob_w: Kyrie are you implying you’re an incompetent murderer?
adi_pie: Neck romancers, also known as vampires.
Mae_Aloril: Thats great that should be a quote
plummeting_sloth: we, of course, we do have magicians
ThatWhichNeverWas: @aussie_rob_w It'd explain a *lot*.
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plummeting_sloth: in which the game reminds us who medicine and death works, in case we're as dumb as teh protagonists
mtvcdm: What is the world in which this conversation actually takes place IRL.
TXC2: !addquote (Jacob) [now] Necromancers: Healers that just didn't give up.
LRRbot: New quote #5596: "Necromancers: Healers that just didn't give up." —Jacob [2018-12-14]
azureHaights: This is a literal SCP, isn't it
asthanius: google it
ThatWhichNeverWas: Yes! Murder the patient! Then they won't be sick any more!
GDwarf: Kyrie doesn't believe in hospice care, got it
ThatWhichNeverWas: *facepalm*
CraziestOwl: Yes
aussie_rob_w: Referrals, Kyrie.
asthanius: Then they'd have died of natural causes by that point, asshat
mtvcdm: Who wrote this game and how do we stop them.
CraziestOwl: Kill him
aussie_rob_w: I’d ask for a referral.
Freshly_Toasted: I mean
aussie_rob_w: ^
ThatWhichNeverWas: WHAT
Rhynerd: “Then I’d be impressed the patient survived all eternity.”
asthanius: But the lion lacked courage, not you
Freshly_Toasted: The game is very successful in drawing all of our ire to this character, is that a success?
Sampy104: “I enjoy being cruel” is a great slogan to print on a giant red flag
anemzero: I kind of love that Jacob has made this guy a Negging Coach Z
adi_pie: Okay, let's get Y'shtola up in this game.
Contiguouskittycat: Perhaps unsurprisingly, the man in the literal mafia is a bad person.
Contiguouskittycat: @adi_pie Nice.
MalenkyMalchick: Oh, no please come back...
CraziestOwl: Yes!!!!!!
plummeting_sloth: I... looked at a street sign
accountmadeforants: Ah, Jacob missed Hansel and Gretel and gang. They were not awful, too!
Freshly_Toasted: Beep beep!
Alness49: So he's the wicked witch and we're the scarecrow, right?
GDwarf: adi_pie So whose Tataru, then? :P
wicker_knight: !uptime
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wildpeaks: oh Genny
ThatWhichNeverWas: Oh, no I get it! She doesn't have object permanence!
ArcOfTheConclave: way to throw Kyrie under the bus!
ContingentCat: gesuntheit
aussie_rob_w: I like Ms Pashet.
wildpeaks: m-m-multi-atchoo
aussie_rob_w: She’s a sensible catgirl.
wicker_knight: KITTY lrrAWESOME
adi_pie: GDwarf I don't know, who's the biggest mobster in this town?
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aussie_rob_w: Bleshu Kathleen!
Xed_Regulus: No, he is not.
wicker_knight: @adi_pie the author
wildpeaks: oh wow
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF Kyrie!
plummeting_sloth: WHAT IS GENNY BASING THAT ON
GDwarf: adi_pie Hah
Contiguouskittycat: He also quotes someone called "Sargon of Akkad" a lot, and I think he hates women?
Freshly_Toasted: Where is the "hansel and gretel explodes everybody except pashet" route?
ThatWhichNeverWas: That's the literal oposite of what the evidence points to
Sampy104: Ah the War Games dating system
ThatWhichNeverWas: FFS
GDwarf: I like Pashet
adi_pie: Oh, my god. This girls is killing me.
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat Gods he would wouldn't he
plummeting_sloth: Pashet, thank you but this is falling on the deafest of ears
t3h_f1gm3nt: please save genny, pashet!
asthanius: Unless we find out Genny literally lost all social knowledge...
2Flower: cheer100 We need an otome survival horror where you have to hide from all the negging, overly affectionate jerkbutts.
GDwarf: Genny, he has *explicitly* said *multiple times* that he talks to you because he likes hurting people.
stormshot14: the agenda isn't hidden
ThatWhichNeverWas: OH MY GOD
plummeting_sloth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alness49: Or quite clear agendas
ThatWhichNeverWas: I *knew* She would say that!
wicker_knight: Genny doesn't deserve this person :/
anemzero: jesus
Sampy104: Is the girl a human Magikarp?
wildpeaks: that concussion
plummeting_sloth: Pashet, leave this woman to die
wench_tacular: bird brain perhaps
Lunareclipse123: Seriously?
adi_pie: No, Genny, you're at most a goldfish.
t3h_f1gm3nt: you are a bird, honey. cause you are COOKOO!
splatty1: wow... that mc.....
gsyhiap: FailFish
aussie_rob_w: Pashet sounds genuinely concerned about this idiot.
TXC2: is this meant to be enduring?
asthanius: They definitely didn't set up her brain injury properly
teh_v: Just Joined, did Genny have some sort of head trauma?
wildpeaks: are we sure we're not a bird, that would explain so much
Freshly_Toasted: Why is pashet actually sensible? Why do I like a character in this game?
Rhynerd: “You have the brain of one.”
TXC2: *endearing
CraziestOwl: Maybe she is a duck
TXC2: teh_v basically yes
jadeworrior: I didn't know matter could ever be this dense
ThatWhichNeverWas: God I'm trying to mock and the writing is outdoing me
ThorSokar: Arcade Spritits too: Everyone Must DIE Edition
GDwarf: I have read fiction with *actual human-formed birds* as protagonists who weren't this dense.
TehAmelie: i think she may be an owl. they're dumb as hell
plummeting_sloth: she doesn't need a romantic partner, she needs a caretaker
aussie_rob_w: @gdwarf is that the game I’m thinking of?
ddonahue33: stop you're insulting bags of rocks
adi_pie: I don't know, I've met Titan, he was a literal bag of rocks and still smarter than Genny.
Xed_Regulus: I understand how authors will make a main character a blank slate to be a viewpoint for the player, but this girl is so beyond!!!
Contiguouskittycat: Pashet's character model needs to show her dealing with a sudden migraine everytime we show up.
sopranocat: !cheer 300 I've had a serious concussion, crazy migraines, and even IV narcotics and not been as whacked out as this girl
ThatWhichNeverWas: @plummeting_sloth +1
asthanius: Tiny tiny beard
plummeting_sloth: I own this bro
Freshly_Toasted: It's durian! Hope he doesn't smell
sopranocat: argh forgot how to cheer
b240c: is this that pewdiepie demo he just played?
stormshot14: if she was kidnapped she would be to dumb to notice
GDwarf: aussie_rob_w Oh, heh, no, but if you're thinking of Hatoful Boyfriend then that would kinda-sorta count
TehAmelie: that's not a beard, that's one chin pube
TXC2: wheres your portrate Dorian?
asthanius: Wait so he IS a priest?????
aussie_rob_w: She elbows him in the ribs at some point.
accountmadeforants: Damn, Pashet is trying so hard to protect this child
sopranocat: oh, ppfft
tribbletribal: The broth factory?
Sampy104: Maybe they just focus on ventures where you kneel: church, brothel, etc
sopranocat: cheer300 I've had a serious concussion, crazy migraines, and even IV narcotics and not been as whacked out as this girl
plummeting_sloth: Wow, he owns Bros and Broths. He sure owns a lot of things!
ThatWhichNeverWas: Hey Jacob - Do you do audiobooks? And if so where can I get them?
asthanius: That means he literally is a priest and also owns a brothel
Contiguouskittycat: A priest of the sex-god is still a priest
asthanius: wtf
MissCora: lol
Mae_Aloril: omg he may be the worst person in the world but he is soo my type
wicker_knight: Okay, I wish this was the game, with most of the characters trying to protect this child from the harsh world
GDwarf: A sternly-worded "stay away" is not going to get through to her
wildpeaks: neat
wicker_knight: @GDwarf wouldn't that imply that telling her will also not help?
ThatWhichNeverWas: Something for us to look forward to then :D
DKS04Saturn: I would love to listen to books read by Jacob :0
shimdogwastaken: i love the art syle but there personalities are awful and she is so dumb
Lunareclipse123: Ooh, Jacob Audiobooks
plummeting_sloth: STOOOOOOOOOOOOP
GDwarf: wicker_knight ...point
Freshly_Toasted: WHO IS THIS GUY?!
e_bloc: holy shit.
sopranocat: ~gasp~ OH. Oh. Jacob audiobooks. I may die
ThatWhichNeverWas: *HEADDESK
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
Freshly_Toasted: WHO WROTE THIS?
Mae_Aloril: really this focus on female figure in this game is the WORST
adi_pie: What is this game's obsession with the fat jokes?
wildpeaks: oh good
wicker_knight: feed this person to a woodchipper
adi_pie: Like for fuck's sake?
aussie_rob_w: WOW
DKS04Saturn: I think we all must be masochists at this point
TehAmelie: well, make your food crappier then if you're worried
LetsConsider: THIS IS SO BAD
e_bloc: did someone actually right this?
ThorSokar: At least the writing is consistent?
e_bloc: *write
Alness49: Punch him. In the sternum.
LetsConsider: Can we stop yet
Gnyrinn: That man needs a swift kick to the bollocks.
e_bloc: geeze it's getting to me
aussie_rob_w: Kyrie, please. Kyrie, no.
Freshly_Toasted: Genny stood up for hersel-JESUS CHRIST
Mae_Aloril: dude seriously f this guy
bondeulv: could it be they just wrote that to make Kyrie horrible?
Defrost: Can we just bring Kyrie behind the barn?
ThatWhichNeverWas: PUNCH HIM
wicker_knight: isn't Caramia Kyrie's boss?
plummeting_sloth: I don't believe this is a world where murder is common, because if it were, someone would have gatted Kyrie YEARS ago
Contiguouskittycat: From Kyrie's perspective: "Oh, I'm a piece of shit I am, I make fun of other men, no one's safe from my abuse, I'll kill anyone I can't use!
mtvcdm: This is the kind of game that, if we have to experience it, at least we experience it together, so we have someone to dunk on it with.
t3h_f1gm3nt: dropkick this man into the sea!
Mae_Aloril: @ThatWhichNeverWas Agreed
adi_pie: No, let's pray they do.
adi_pie: And that God has good aim.
ddonahue33: Thats nkt
aussie_rob_w: “Out of my house. Out of my life. Out. Out. Get out, right now.
GDwarf: Seriously, drop Kyrie and, like, 70% of the terrible stuff we've seen so far would be gone, that's...kinda impressive.
ddonahue33: a compliment
wildpeaks: imagined what ?
Freshly_Toasted: caesar and kyrie can both go
Defrost: Aren't they in a gang or something can't they just... deal with Kyrie
plummeting_sloth: yeah, it's my dignity. I've been looking for it. Hoping it was delivered
stormshot14: kyrie is the villain of this game right?
wicker_knight: If Kyrie turns out to be the villain I will be...well I will think the author maybe has potential
Mae_Aloril: i feel caeser may actually have a reason for how he acts and we dont just know yet
Freshly_Toasted: YES
accountmadeforants: Yay!
plummeting_sloth: oh, have them be German fun boys
GDwarf: Both of them like to make things go boom
asthanius: Nicky Bluepants Altosaxaphony
adi_pie: !findquote ellipses
LRRbot: Quote #5542: "SUPER-ELLIPSES!" —Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
Mae_Aloril: ROFL
aussie_rob_w: LUL
GDwarf: Domo domo!
bondeulv: didn't Alex and Kyrie have different voices before?
Mae_Aloril: I forgot Jacob was a fellow NYer
ArcOfTheConclave: Alex? Nice!
adi_pie: DED
Freshly_Toasted: Where was this part the rest of the game?!
anemzero: Did that man just get stabbed?
asthanius: grenade candy
GDwarf: "Pranks" involving explosives, yet they're still much better people than Kyrie. :P
wildpeaks: did he get kidnapped again ?
DGZenos: WOOT jacob
splatty1: Hansel and Gretel mercenary solutions
Contiguouskittycat: Okay, Genny here's what you do. Go up on that railing over there, find the heaviest thing you can, and drop it on top of Kyrie's head.
aussie_rob_w: “And tremble”? Kyrie you JERK
accountmadeforants: Please, Gretel, save us!
TehAmelie: Hansel and Gretel, semi-professional witchfinders
aussie_rob_w: GRETEL YES
asthanius: Gretel is Kane
DKS04Saturn: How long is this game btw?
MadAran87: I love this. Not the game - just the the two of you making the best of it :)
GDwarf: DKS04Saturn 40-50 hours to cover all the routes, apparently, less for just one of them.
wicker_knight: okay, do we know why Caramia puts up with this clown?
Contiguouskittycat: Was it even an insult?
Kykiwi: wtf is happeining?
GDwarf: wicker_knight Presumably he's good at his job?
e_bloc: please do it
e_bloc: just end it
TehAmelie: "where did you get a grenade?" "I don't know"
wicker_knight: because it seems like the other families would be fine with familigia Oz if it wasn't for him
teh_v: I feel like this is escalating a little too fast
stormshot14: I would just assume kyrie is always insulting people
ThatWhichNeverWas: Today we learn: Contrary to the name, Hand Grenades are NOT a hand-to-hand weapon.
wicker_knight: @GDwarf sure, but given that two assassins are coming in the house to kill Kyrie instead of Caramia I think it's fair to say that he might be pulling more heat than any advisor is worth?
Dared00: You should share the grenade. Caramia takes the pin, Kyrie takes the grenade.
TacitusVigil: What cut even *more* deeply were the shotgun shells!
Freshly_Toasted: Well, that's pretty fair
TehAmelie: assault with a weapon of mass destruction?
splatty1: shots shots shots shots Kappa
Xed_Regulus: How is Hansel still speaking/moving/living?
wildpeaks: that tiny little bird ?
TXC2: !bird
mtvcdm: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Contiguouskittycat: Behold, my secret weapon: A PARAKEET!
TacitusVigil: Flashbang!
ddonahue33: I think I'm rooting for Gretel tbh
Lunareclipse123: Bird is a cameo from Hatoful Boyfriend
aussie_rob_w: Flash bang up!
accountmadeforants: Hopefully they took Genny with them
Contiguouskittycat: @Lunareclipse123 Don't lump that masterpiece in with this!
Defrost: Can we date the bird?
Lunareclipse123: @Contiguouskittycat fair
p_johnston: where is axel?
Waterzer0: Wait.. I'm LIVE for a LRR segmetn I wanna see?! Holy CRAP. How much have I missed this episode?
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:06:56.
GDwarf: Waterzer0 Not all that much, story-wise, Hansel and Gretel apparently want Kyrie dead. But then, so does the chat.
Freshly_Toasted: SHUT DOWN
ThorSokar: ~45 min or so
GDwarf: Waterzer0 Also, we found out that the protagonist is *really* out of it, even for the genre.
Defrost: Does he look ok...
kassy_13: yesssss jacob!!!!!!
Waterzer0: That is.. not surprising.
kassy_13: have i missed much?
kassy_13: hi kathleen hi jacob <3
wicker_knight: @Waterzer0 REALLY out of it as in there was a comedy scene of pretending that Dorian Gray (a brothel owner in this world) is a priest
Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay I phased out when the soccer flipped a grenade.. what happened after that?
GDwarf: Waterzer0 She didn't realize that the doctor's mask *was* a mask, she thinks Kyrie is a nice person, etc.
wicker_knight: Jacob needs to return a pot of coffee to the universe
wildpeaks: Jacob's going to try to escape from this game isn't he :D
Waterzer0: I'm surprised Kathleen hasn't rage quit yet.
Contiguouskittycat: Given how divorced from reality our protag is, the homsar voice might be more appropriate for her.
Freshly_Toasted: SHouldn't we check on not dead axel?
asthanius: @wicker_knight It sounded like he's both. He said "yes I'm a priest. Also, I own a brothel"
TXC2: !break
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wicker_knight: @asthanius no, that was very definitely cat lady talking out of her tail
kassy_13: i guess i'll vod
wicker_knight: and Dorian Gray only slowly picking up on it
asthanius: @wicker_knight I want to believe that, but with this game...
GDwarf: I dunno, my read is that he was also a priest
Freshly_Toasted: This theme is my guilty pleasure
aussie_rob_w: The only problem with talking to the cat lady is that Genny gets character time and she is just ridiculously daft.
aussie_rob_w: Still better than what all the other dudes do!
GDwarf: Axel is fine, Caramia is...fine, generally. Kyrie is terrible.
wicker_knight: @asthanius I...ugh. Okay, maybe he is also a priest. The fact that they did the "protect the idiot from the truth" comedy routine directly in front of us stands though
Earthenone: i also assumed he was a priest, but is just more well known for owning the brothel
asthanius: @wicker_knight Definitely
GDwarf: But for some reason 90% of our non-discretionary time is spent with Kyrie
Lunareclipse123: Unfortunately there's no option to get away from Genny
wicker_knight: @asthanius I'm trying to give this game credit. Please... lrrAWW
Mae_Aloril: break time?
bondeulv: I'm just trying to understand who's behind Kyrie and Genny's awfulness, could it be translation choices?
Waterzer0: The characters and world seem interesting but that MC is.. atrocious. I really liked Ladykiller.
GDwarf: I doubt it, Kyrie *explicitly* stating that he likes to be cruel multiple times isn't going to be the translation
LetsConsider: Can we reroll our protag? we got someone with 0 chr, int, and wis
GDwarf: And the translation feels fairly naturalistic in the writing, so I suspect it's probably pretty decent
Mae_Aloril: @bondeulv no one probably. As a person whose read alot of manga, sometimes these characters are just awful
Waterzer0: I don't think she has above a 1 in any stat, honestly.
Freshly_Toasted: I feel like it's the original writing, exemplified in translation with characters that flat out suck
Mae_Aloril: its all cookie cutter sterotypes taken to the extream
Defrost: @LetsConsider I don't think our str and dex are much better either...
asthanius: @Mae_Aloril In that case, it's either the writer/writing team's fault, or the creative director
TacitusVigil: our character just naive or, to say this? Dumb as a sack of bricks?
Freshly_Toasted: Except maybe pashet? Who's kind of a person
Lunareclipse123: @LetsConsider TFW you roll 24 1s when rolling a D&D character
Mae_Aloril: My money is on original writer
TehAmelie: maybe we still have to turn on the generator
asthanius: @TacitusVigil Yes.
wicker_knight: @bondeulv Sadly, I think it's a deliberate choice. Genny's complete daftness is convenient so that she can follow any path the player wants without changing much. Kyrie's personality is a legit (albeit disturbing) personality type for a fictional harem member
TehAmelie: see her name is Genny, and she's off
Lunareclipse123: @TacitusVigil The second one
GDwarf: Some people do like sadist-types and fiction gives a safe way to play with that concept, the problem is that if you *don't* like them then having them be as front-and-center as this without being called on it can get real annoying
Freshly_Toasted: Genny's charisma must be at least 11, considering everybody hasn't killed her for that 3 int yet
TacitusVigil: I mean, I know she is *definitely* not a bird. [slams head on desk]
Mae_Aloril: I was a HUGE fan of BL manga for a long time, but recently ive been looking back, and some of those stories really encourage a very non consenual and stockholm relationship
Mae_Aloril: its very bad
bondeulv: e.g. the fat shaming stuff, could that sort of thing not be as awful in the original?
TXC2: and we're back
wildpeaks: 3 int might be too generous
Freshly_Toasted: Might be a cultural thing
aussie_rob_w: @tehamelie I’m very ashamed that it took the explanation for me to get that joke.
TehAmelie: :p
LetsConsider: I don't think PCs can have less than 3 int. She might not be a PC tho
Mae_Aloril: maybe i think it may also be a very bad writing thing too
Defrost: I just don't get how people aren't just sick of Kyries shit yet...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 you know I started off with this game wondering if it was a wonderful statement on how Folk with Learning Disabilities often find it easier to manifest themselves within fictional world than the real world and face the troubles that exist there. But then.. I realised: It's just Shit. #Charity
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GDwarf: bondeulv: Given the choices made for Heidi's Japanese VA, I'm going to say it's in the original
Freshly_Toasted: Well 2's a wild animal and 1 is a vegetable
GDwarf: I don't think any of this is down to the translation
Waterzer0: Can we get Dale to write a script for Jacob? Not that I have any problems with Dale, but it could be a good combo.
bondeulv: fair
Mae_Aloril: Dale and Jacob would be agreat tag team ;p
TehAmelie: maybe this is an eat, pray, love situation and we get the option to eat Kyrie
Defrost: Dale is wonderful!
TXC2: first thing that I could fined
TacitusVigil: Jacob is great. Can we kidna-er, kindly invite him over more often? lrrBEEJ
Freshly_Toasted: pashet or bloody axel?
Mae_Aloril: Playing in a game run by Dale is a bucket list item for me lrrHEART lrrHEART
cuttlefishman: Otomagatist
cuttlefishman: if I may
wildpeaks: what's otome ?
Waterzer0: Needs a transplant immediately.
Mae_Aloril: i just noticed that too
cuttlefishman: a otome is a type of book
wicker_knight: you discovered his wife
bondeulv: I really liked the GVlog with Jacob and the voice stuff
Contiguouskittycat: Tomato Otome.
wildpeaks: ah I see, thanks
GDwarf: Well, not *all* Otome games are terrible
GDwarf: Also, something I just learned: There's an anime side-story of this that got 12 episodes.
Defrost: I would love for Jacob to be in a dice friends game with Dale as GM, one can dream :D
TacitusVigil: Genny clearly does no understand metaphor. Or simile. Or...most things.
TacitusVigil: *not
wicker_knight: please...
TehAmelie: baptism is a fun word for it. like, Jacob is gonna get a Dale baptism
Freshly_Toasted: WASN'T SERIOUS?
TXC2: tin is not that steardy
CraziestOwl: Is axel a cyborg
Freshly_Toasted: MULTIPLE IN FACT
Waterzer0: 'Really?' NO, SHE'S LYING.
aussie_rob_w: At least 2.
GDwarf: An Ozmafia side-story anime with 12 episodes. Got eviscerated by the fan ratings, it looks like.
wicker_knight: well, someone asked if the characters were immortal...
Nightvalien28: that's how she shows affection
plummeting_sloth: yes, Dull. they thing that you are
p_johnston: ask them?
Freshly_Toasted: Nailed the beep beep
aussie_rob_w: Ask them!
TehAmelie: What Catgirls Want, the provocative new movie by Mel Gibson
PsyQo46: pogchamp50 Happy Beeps!!
wicker_knight: @GDwarf ...that implies a level of financial and personnel backing for this thing that...makes me very sad... lrrAWW
xantos69: cheer50 #charity #useful
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aussie_rob_w: Pashet surprised by a good idea out of Genny.
wildpeaks: or only the one who survive get to join it
Freshly_Toasted: Well she's nice
Waterzer0: Maybe the people from this world have magic powers. Wouldn't surprise me.
wicker_knight: I'd be shocked if they didn't
TacitusVigil: Wait, was that loading screen a Wizard of Oz reference?
wicker_knight: yes
t3h_f1gm3nt: @GDwarf well...for one they chibified everything by the looks of it.
plummeting_sloth: I mean... fair
CraziestOwl: !charity
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TXC2: TacitusVigil this whole game is a Wizard of Oz reference
LetsConsider: Scarlet is fairly androgynous
Akaiatana: By the way, when games or stories follow this theme, it's often called 'born yesterday.' See Fifth Element, etc, where a woman is hyper naive for reasons and where an average dude seems like a superhero because the woman has literally no context
TacitusVigil: @TXC2 ....huh.
TehAmelie: she's turning Solid Snake again
CraziestOwl: Are we sure his not a girl
anemzero: it was 20 minutes ago.
TehAmelie: someone cock a gun at her repeatedly
wicker_knight: @TacitusVigil the "mafia family" we're in is literally called "Famiglia Oz"
Waterzer0: Maybe Scarlet is a reverse reverse trap.
Contiguouskittycat: AAAAAAAAH *strangles protagonist*
plummeting_sloth: Lettie?!
bondeulv: *lettie* hahahha
t3h_f1gm3nt: don't call him onichan, don't call him onichan, don't call him onichan...
wicker_knight: the main three men are references to the Lion (Caramia), the Tin Man (Axel) and the Scarecrow (Kyrie, somehow...)
aussie_rob_w: Oh no she’s gonna
aussie_rob_w: huh.
Freshly_Toasted: Lettie is kinda adorable
TacitusVigil: @wicker_knight Ah, I see, thanks. :)
adi_pie: Scar?Is he about to break into song about whether the hyennas are prepared?
TehAmelie: now Scarlet sounds like a diminutive nickname of Scar
DiceHoarder: LUL
wicker_knight: the other families are also references to other authors
Defrost: Game pls...
wicker_knight: Familgia Christensen, Familgia Grimm, etc.
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes a minor a wound. A Scar-let, if you will
TehAmelie: Scarlet, son o Scar
aussie_rob_w: Kyrie is robbing him.
aussie_rob_w: I bet.
wicker_knight: I'm assuming that Genny is doing the "lean insanely far forward into face" thing
TehAmelie: also his hair is more violet
Inquisitor_Xian: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:22:31.
Waterzer0: Scarlette is also a name people use, right? I'm not crazy?
bondeulv: I'm loving how Kathleen is hating this so much
TehAmelie: i haven't heard it >_>
whatthebus: I require... a shrubbery!
wicker_knight: @Waterzer0 I mean, Scarlett O'Hara from Gone With the Wind...
Freshly_Toasted: Scarlett is a name I believe
Waterzer0: Oh, I wasn't sure how to spell it.
TehAmelie: Scarlett with two Ts is odd enough
plummeting_sloth: Kyrie, a manager of ass.'s
asthanius: We have no power here
TXC2: Scarlett is a name, scarlet is a colour
wicker_knight: plz no corporate embezzlement...
Freshly_Toasted: Oh I thought you were gonna stand up to kyrie there
GDwarf: How is it that *everyone else* is willing to call out Kyrie while we will not?
asthanius: "As the second in command, nobody is higher ranked than me!"
michaeldckmn: "I know all the words!"
Rhynerd: So, he’s only alive because of nepotism?
Defrost: Why cause he's not a complete fuckhead?
bondeulv: did another character get the british voices previously used for Kyria/Axel, or did Jacob just decide to change them?
TehAmelie: how about Scarlert? i once knew a man called Rogert
plummeting_sloth: oh no
plummeting_sloth: oh please no
TXC2: bondeulv Kyrie is not deserving of a good voice
Clockwork_Penguin: Please can this game end with us and the other npcs "Orient Expressing" this guy
wildpeaks: please tell me it's not going where i think it's going
plummeting_sloth: oh thank GOD
Freshly_Toasted: Oh for the love of-
bondeulv: TXC2 and Axel?
4dSwissCheese: Oh good we're measuring things now...
wicker_knight: now has a deep voice
KV1NN4: toxiiiic
aussie_rob_w: Kick him inna fork!
wicker_knight: because he seems like a deece human being now that he's defrosting
Freshly_Toasted: This is the worst
RedGriffin42: LOL
MadAran87: Holy...
adi_pie: No, Genny! Dig up!
adi_pie: Dig up!
wildpeaks: Genny why
wicker_knight: why is our Genny supporting this?
TehAmelie: don't drink too much coffee!
whatthebus: katesWa katesOw
Waterzer0: no she's just daft
wicker_knight: lrrWOW
CraziestOwl: Burn
mtvcdm: The silver lining of this game is that it's crossed from normal bad to 'savage the bus out of it' bad.
Freshly_Toasted: It's advancing the love triangle route
xantos69: never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
wicker_knight: I mean, I feel like this would actually be a fine game if you just excised the main character and Kyrie from it
michaeldckmn: NO BREAKS!!!
aussie_rob_w: Save us Ms Pashet!
asthanius: @xantos69 I feel like the opposite is also true
wicker_knight: like, maybe the story just follows Axel or something
Waterzer0: That's a lie, Axel. You do have a hobby, and it's eating cookies!
TehAmelie: Gene Wilder dot jpg
TehAmelie: "No, please, come back"
xantos69: @asthanius That is the road to paranoia. The honest truth is most people are just dumb as posts.
plummeting_sloth: I mean, Genny has never been interested in anything, so she really has no leg to stand on
adi_pie: Capri Sun
e_bloc: capful of jimmies
asthanius: @xantos69 While true, there are plenty of youtube people who are actually just full of malice
aussie_rob_w: Pashet is easily my favourite character.
wicker_knight: alternatively, malice does not mean that stupidity is not also present, and vice versa
xantos69: @asthanius And I feel truly sorry for all of them.
Freshly_Toasted: AAAY
LetsConsider: (to the tune of The very picture of a modern major general) You are the very picture of an ideal subordinate.
adi_pie: I WOULD
michaeldckmn: I WOULD
aussie_rob_w: Does this game even pass the Bechdel Test?
Waterzer0: Can we do this again but get a new MC and behead Kyrie in the town square?
ArcOfTheConclave: I also would!
TXC2: so arcoding to google "caporegime" translates into english as "Tessio" :P
GDwarf: Pashet's writing shows that the writer *knew* how terrible Kyrie was, which is *something*...
TehAmelie: well, we did talk to Pashet about taking her ears off
GDwarf: TXC2 ...That...what?
TXC2: or A Writer knew
Lunareclipse123: @GDwarf Or does it make it even worse?
accountmadeforants: So are we gonna set Pashet up with Axel, and just stop being the protagonist?
MadAran87: Wouldn't that just make you grow to hate chocolate?
Waterzer0: They blew all the budget before they got to the MC.
xantos69: Chocolate chips in the shit? Well remind me to never make that kind of cookie.
Freshly_Toasted: A caporegime is like an officer in charge of the grunts
Koshindan: Kyrie is an engineer, confirmed.
Freshly_Toasted: it's one rank below kyrie
GDwarf: Lunareclipse123 No, I'm fine with characters that are deliberately written to be awful, you'd have fairly few stories without that, it's just that Kyrie is *so prominent* and no one stands up to him that's frustrating.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: WHY IS SHE SMILING AT THAT?
p_johnston: please let kyrie be the main villain.
wicker_knight: I mean, characters stand up to Kyrie, but the story enables him...
tenthtechpriest: axel don't force us to handle those two idiots alone!
TehAmelie: this could be the Wolf of Wall Street of dating sims
wildpeaks: kitty !
Contiguouskittycat: PET IT
Lunareclipse123: @GDwarf Yeah, that's kinda what I meant. If they knew what they were doing and they did it anyway, they did it on purpose
Freshly_Toasted: Axel likes cats
asthanius: Axel is getting better
Freshly_Toasted: YES
michaeldckmn: Finally!!!
Waterzer0: Let it follow you home!
accountmadeforants: Axel has the right priorities
KV1NN4: katesGift
michaeldckmn: Excitment!
ArcOfTheConclave: Better toto!
ddonahue33: KITTY
GDwarf: Lunareclipse123 I prefer that to doing this by accident, by quite a bit.
StarFreak359: katesLurk
adi_pie: WOuld you look at that, both Axel and us are interested in cats. :P
michaeldckmn: DxCat
Lunareclipse123: @GDwarf I'm more comfortable with well-meaning incompetence than intentional awfulness
wicker_knight: okay, new dating sim. Axel tries to date Gretel
TehAmelie: in my headcanon, every character with a neck choker is actually a beheaded ghost until proven otherwise
Freshly_Toasted: I feel as though Axel, Pashet or Robin would be decent endings
ArcOfTheConclave: Who's the Don?
wicker_knight: Caramia
Waterzer0: guy in the middle
TXC2: TehAmelie you read that book as a kid too then :P
Freshly_Toasted: Caramia's the don, Kyrie is his consigliere
TehAmelie: yeop
wildpeaks: oh my, she's learning
teh_v: She's growing a person :D
michaeldckmn: #bringbackthecat
teh_v: as a*
Freshly_Toasted: It seems there's no underboss and axel is the most prominent capo
ArcOfTheConclave: Then why does he put up with Kyrie's shit?
wicker_knight: we don't know
Waterzer0: Maybe he has some dirt on him to blackmail.
Freshly_Toasted: No idea
wicker_knight: but the implication is that he's too smart
accountmadeforants: No... Kyrie... Please stop. Don't leave and never come back...
wicker_knight: (Kyrie is, specifically)
Waterzer0: Or maybe he just has a lot of connections and is too invaluable to replace.
TehAmelie: that Gene Wilder meme is getting a workout today
Vanbael: Grenades!?
Rhynerd: Grenades.
Freshly_Toasted: 'nades
t3h_f1gm3nt: whats up with hans' face right now?
GDwarf: really like Hansel and Gretel as characters, as utterly ridiculous as they are
TXC2: Grenteldes
adi_pie: Oh my god, are the explosives their "breadcrumbs"? I only just got that.
wicker_knight: Hansel and Gretel are at least played for comedy
Freshly_Toasted: Oh that kinda works!
splatty1: so is their an ending where you just join grimm goon squad?
accountmadeforants: The bird on her shoulder got angry! It was great!
Waterzer0: Freshly Toasted Grenades. Yum.
Rhynerd: Hansel and Gretel enjoy assaulting the other families with a bunch of grenades.
SkylerRingtail: I like *watching*combat, not *reading* it
Freshly_Toasted: Have to cook 'em quick
wicker_knight: wut
MissCora: She got strength?
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh hello little one?
TXC2: "who likes watching combat?" (gesticulates at boxing, wrestling, MMA.....)
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LetsConsider: Ok, she has a strength of like 5
accountmadeforants: Angrybirb!
Freshly_Toasted: Knew it
Freshly_Toasted: I KNEW UT
adi_pie: No, you're Scarlet.
adi_pie: Serious was in the other scene.
Contiguouskittycat: !judge
Vanbael: What kind of dating game is this!?
Akaiatana: He pulls out a Tom Selleck to prove his toxic masculinity
TXC2: what was any of this game Kathleen?
thirsty_kitteh: Kitteh!
adi_pie: That abjext failure? Oh, that's just Kyrie.
adi_pie: abject*
asthanius: Teach us to fight!
TXC2: Vanbael a bad one
Defrost: Was... was that an euphemism?
asthanius: YES
GDwarf: Pashet is so good
wildpeaks: yess
Freshly_Toasted: Pashet wooooo
Contiguouskittycat: AND A BRAIN
Waterzer0: Is this the character development route?
wicker_knight: she had a different writer
thirsty_kitteh: Because they're the cat.
Vanbael: Because cat ears.
Sanityis0verrated: what is someone talking sense
wicker_knight is guessing
TehAmelie: yay, peace through superior firepower!
accountmadeforants: Pashet can't protect your little head all day long, time for lessons!
adi_pie: Teach us, Y'shtola!
Gregarious_Potato: Hey guys! is there paper fight tonight btw?
Sanityis0verrated: I'm confused
CraziestOwl: I’m in love
mtvcdm: Never be the helpless one in a mafia house.
tenthtechpriest: utena intensifies
Contiguouskittycat: No, don't teach someone this dumb the power of violence!
thirsty_kitteh: COMBAT LESBIANS!
asthanius: Utena intensifies
teh_v: Thought being in a mafia household would just be all about good food and talking about the Godfather movies
wildpeaks: maybe it's an Utena prequel :D
Freshly_Toasted: I don't know if I can like or dislike the game anymore!
wildpeaks: awww
Freshly_Toasted: DAMN IT
TXC2: lesbians, combat
mrsarkhan: Thank you very much is the only reasonable response to someone asking if you want to learn how to sword fight
mtvcdm: They need to learn the power of the montage!
Sanityis0verrated: I ship it
thirsty_kitteh: That's the most dejected I've heard the phrase "combat lesbians"
Waterzer0: Well, clearly Genny needs an introduction to the different parts of a blade because they're too complicated for her.
Freshly_Toasted: PASHET
Vanbael: I. Want. To. Hug. Her.
TehAmelie: sounds almost as good as Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers
Freshly_Toasted: Screw the rest of the game, stay with pashet
LetsConsider: @thirsty_kitteh How often have you heard the phrase "combat lesbians"?
Sanityis0verrated: YEEES
plummeting_sloth: why have you not moved in with this wonderful person
Alness49: Teaching implies Genny can process new information
asthanius: They can't write well for too long without erupting into flame
ddonahue33: Finally some sense
DKS04Saturn: I may remember it wrong, but did Jacob say Kit Walker recommended this game? Or did I misunderstand?
TehAmelie: (a name of a real movie)
CraziestOwl: Kiss kiss kisss
Lunareclipse123: Please never talk to another character ever again
accountmadeforants: Yeah, why do we get half an hour of doctor's checkups when we could have spent the day with Pashet?
ArcOfTheConclave: Where is Toto?
Batyn: Because she is sensible?
Lunareclipse123: oh, too late
adi_pie: Because, Jacob, they couldn't afford the good writer's fee for that long.
Rhynerd: @alness49 clearly she can. It just takes a while.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Her scenees are so short because the writes had issues MAKING SENSE FOR MORE THAN ONE PARAGRAPH. :RAGE:
TXC2: Ok so I'm thinking that a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Writer wrote the Pashet scenes
thirsty_kitteh: @LetsConsider I mean...I know a couple who could hold the label, so more than you'd think?
p_johnston: robin hood isn't to bad.
wildpeaks: is it the cat ?
wicker_knight: @TXC2 same
wildpeaks: ah dangit
Freshly_Toasted: It's the triangle's continuation
MousseFilledCat: Yay! Greta!
Rhynerd: Well the other option is waking the boss, or trying to spend time with Kyrie, right?
Waterzer0: You better be here to apologise!
Rhynerd: Dammit, who woke up Kyrie?
CraziestOwl: Greta <3
TehAmelie: if Kyrie kills Scarlet with a teacup i'll be impressed
LetsConsider: @thirsty_kitteh That sounds awesome.
Rhynerd: @tehamelie don’t give the game ideas.
ddonahue33: of course kyrie would sit on the arm rest
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tenthtechpriest: don't say it like that. y'know, accurately
Waterzer0: DO say it like that. It's honest and helpful.
TehAmelie: don't worry, it can't hear me
Vanbael: That is on point for Crowthorne
Sanityis0verrated: gretel speaks truth
MousseFilledCat: Gretel seems like she's a Kane expy
Mae_Aloril: lrrAWESOME
VoodontWoW: Is Hansel a wild and crazy guy?
thirsty_kitteh: I approve of plans to kiss cat girls ... ... for entirely non-selfish reasons
ContingentCat: I'd be ok with Kissing Kyrie... WITH KNIVES
LetsConsider: @ContingentCat How do you kiss with a knife? is that a sex thing?
plummeting_sloth: "pranks"
wicker_knight: @LetsConsider you hold the hand in your mouth pirate style and then stab them in the face
t3h_f1gm3nt: @thirsty_kitteh so you're not a thirsty kitty, your thirsty FOR kitties? ;)
plummeting_sloth: I remembered when the Godfather pranked a bunch of people at the end of that movie
TXC2: LetsConsider how far down that hole are you willing to go to get an answer? Kappa
CraziestOwl: !uptime
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ContingentCat: @LetsConsider it can be I guess, but I was thinking more like how an onlooker might mistake for stabbing
tenthtechpriest: it's unusual because the kill count in this game is surpisingly low
wicker_knight: hungry
bondeulv: awful options
LetsConsider: @TXC2 That also sounds like a sex thing
TehAmelie: ha, the special effects budget couldn't handle Scarlet ever firing his good gun. like Jayne in Firefly
plummeting_sloth: Your choices are "I'm hungry, sleepy, or I don't mind the sniper"
VoodontWoW: @plummeting_sloth You mean making Godfather Part 3? That was quite the prank.
adi_pie: Hi, Still Sleepy. I'm Adi.
thirsty_kitteh: @t3h_f1gm3nt ...I mean, I'm actually Ace, but in character I am both of those things
Bobtheninjagoldfish: if she says 'Meta-what-iclly" I'm ragequit
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: we're in negative gorm territory here
VoodontWoW: Woah.
plummeting_sloth: "I'm sorry for being so dumg"
plummeting_sloth: er, dumb
t3h_f1gm3nt: @thirsty_kitteh fair enough. the joke just kinda popped up in my head
TehAmelie: racking up a gorm deficit
wicker_knight: gorm?
LetsConsider: If she had more intelligence otherwise, not understanding some metaphors would be okay. but she's SO DUMB
Waterzer0: oh lord here we go
adi_pie: I wish we could knock something right now.
CraziestOwl: She took to many drugs
Lunareclipse123: @plummeting_sloth I think it worked better the first time to be honest
MousseFilledCat: He doesn't even get punishment voice
TehAmelie: volition
Freshly_Toasted: What even is this line of freaking questio-OH COME ON
ContingentCat: what NO
VoodontWoW: Pretty, abusive boys, or pretty abusive boys?
thirsty_kitteh: @t3h_f1gm3nt 'twas a good joke. I also felt you'd like the truth :3
wicker_knight: "Instead of voicing this character, all future kyrie lines will be voiced by a gargling noise from the back of my throat"
DiceHoarder: monkaS
adi_pie: Kyrie never left the gutter.
Waterzer0: You could, you know, shake them..
t3h_f1gm3nt: @thirsty_kitteh s'all good :)
GDwarf: Kyrie would have to dig up for several kilometers to even reach the gutter
asthanius: You could, like, SAY SOMETHING
MousseFilledCat: That's assault
thirsty_kitteh: Poke them with a 10 foot pole!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: What if they are under some kind of spell?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: 'get out of my house'
Freshly_Toasted: Just scream like a nightmarish banshee
t3h_f1gm3nt: kiss with consent!
ArcOfTheConclave: LOUD NOISES
VoodontWoW: The good old spray bottle?
Contiguouskittycat: Walk around the room banging a pot with a wooden spoon!
TehAmelie: Genny is going to run us into a great gorm depression
ddonahue33: Play loud music...
TXC2: just throw a wet flannel on their face, like what my "dad" used to do Kappa
LetsConsider: Poke them with a 10 foot pole with a large blade on the end
plummeting_sloth: AHHHH
Sanityis0verrated: boundries are a thing
plummeting_sloth: it's like a red joke, but different, you pillock
accountmadeforants: Just... Please let the cat adopt this poor human
asthanius: 9/10 on steam
Waterzer0: I don't know what a blue joke is.. time to go look it up.
Akaiatana: Genny stands for Generic
LetsConsider: Uh... I don't know what a blue joke is
wicker_knight: self hating people
wicker_knight: it's a euphemism for a sex joke
wildpeaks: me neither LetsConsider and I'm worried to ask :D
asthanius: "Going blue" is making sexual remarks
MousseFilledCat: It appeals to middle schoolers, I think, who don't realize how problematic it is
plummeting_sloth: blue = risque
whatthebus: a blue joke is the opposite of a clean joke
Waterzer0: Not on urbandictionary. RIP
VoodontWoW: Got to love the Anna May's.
DKS04Saturn: I didn't know what a blue joke was until today
TacitusVigil: Can we rage quit it now and play Hungry Hungry Hippos? Kappa
wicker_knight: it's an archaic term
wildpeaks: this game is bad that I just have to see where it's going
stormshot14: ozmafia is rated very positive on steam
wildpeaks: *so bad that
MousseFilledCat: We almost had the #blamejacob tag going last stream when you weren't here :(
VoodontWoW: As in "don't go blue"
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah pashet and the grimm family are the only things i wanna know more about at this point
MousseFilledCat: :) I mean
plummeting_sloth: "Who's Don?" I'm sure she'll ask
LetsConsider: @stormshot14 But how many people actually rated it?
Lunareclipse123: "Blue" refers to the blue ink used by censors to censor explicit content on scripts in (I think) the UK in the 50s and 60s?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so what Family is Pashet part of?
wicker_knight: I could see that @Lunareclipse123
wildpeaks: the gorgeous art might be helping the ratings
emrafool: wow is this my ex?
Contiguouskittycat: She has flowers on her ears.
TXC2: yeah the art is the one good thing about this game
Waterzer0: JUST. DO. IT.
plummeting_sloth: please please show us how
stormshot14: @LetsConsider 282 positive 32 negative
whatthebus: hey, she found a gorm. Gorm count: 1
thirsty_kitteh: @Contiguouskittycat she is go purrfectly cute
accountmadeforants: Become affiliated with Pashet's familia!
VoodontWoW: Screw the boys, just become a warrior!
wicker_knight: can you adopt us Pashet?
TehAmelie: any given sunday, though
ddonahue33: Any time. except most of the time.
thirsty_kitteh: @VoodontWoW beomce a warrior, then screw whoever we want :P :3
t3h_f1gm3nt: #FurBangin
plummeting_sloth: Oh Pashet, you are too nice. Genny is DEFINITELY your subordinate
Freshly_Toasted: BANG THE CATGIRL
CraziestOwl: Forbidden love
wicker_knight: I don't feel like we're ready for relationships...but maybe we could have a better mom?
TXC2: Fur bangin
wicker_knight: Genny
Waterzer0: Genny seems way too naive for sexy times.
Contiguouskittycat: It is really kind of self-defacing of Pashet to consider Genny her intellectual equal.
wicker_knight: Genny is Toto, there is no Dorothy
Sanityis0verrated: combat lesbians
TacitusVigil: Too far, Kathleen. lrrBEEJ
Freshly_Toasted: It seems like it might be going somewhere soon?
MousseFilledCat: This is a bit interminable
LetsConsider: @Contiguouskittycat having someone who isn't smart enough to know social mores can be nice. It's why children can feel refreshing at times
TXC2: one more session maybe?
ArcOfTheConclave: has anyone in chat finished this game?
Waterzer0: We need a conflict. We need problems to solve!
Rhynerd: Hopefully we’re 75% or so.
TehAmelie: i assume we're just going for one finish cause the 100% takes at least 40 hours apparently
wicker_knight: so Median How Long To Beat for just the main story is apparently 4 hours
Freshly_Toasted: Like the tower has to do SOMETHING, right?
t3h_f1gm3nt: honestly i'd be content if we just get to the end of pashets stuff then dump this garbage
GDwarf: 4 weeks at 3 hours per day is about 12 hours, streaming means games take about 2x as long as normal, and I'm seeing 50-ish hours to go through all the starting I dunno, 2/3rds of the first playthrough, maybe?
ddonahue33: Are you implying that I might havr played this game!!??
TXC2: Hell no :P
stormshot14: how long to beat says 4 hours so with reading should take 6 hours
Bobtheninjagoldfish: How long left? TOO LONG
Dared00: VNDB says it's a 30-50 hour game
plummeting_sloth: don't guess. do you KNOW
SkylerRingtail: Internet says main story is 4 hours. And extras add another 25+ hours.
accountmadeforants: Some people on Steam are saying their first route took between 6-10 hours
wicker_knight: but the "Full Game" is apparentl 30+ hours
wicker_knight: so, hard to say
VoodontWoW: Wish this could take an actual murder mystery turn.
ContingentCat: I'd say bail, there's not enough good to make up for the bad and I don't care about most these people (exception Panchete)
LetsConsider: Who is Pashet based on, BTW?
GDwarf: Apparently to get to the true end you have to do all the other routes, which is where the 50 hours comes from
Freshly_Toasted: Oh I looked up a pashet walkthrough and if we just keep picking her it's actually kinda close?
DKS04Saturn: Yeah, prolly one more session
GDwarf: LetsConsider Puss in Boots
Earthenone: 4 hours is a streamers 8, so hopefully done next session?
Comeback323: sunken cost fallacy is a hell of a drug
Freshly_Toasted: Eventually she becomes the only option
accountmadeforants: LetsConsider Puss in Boots
4dSwissCheese: We I think we probably go at, like, half the speed of HowLongToBeat
wench_tacular: that was week 12 of 17
wicker_knight: I would prefer not to do this next week, tbh
MousseFilledCat: I got here late, is there a reason we abandoned the plague mask doctor route? It is because Pashet is cool? Because that's a good reason.
Rhynerd: @moussefilledcat his route vanished.
LetsConsider: Ah, that makes sense.
wicker_knight: @MousseFilledCat no, we accidentally closed the route
ContingentCat: with Jacob's metaphore, I don't think there's enough chocolate in this shit pile to justify eating shit
wicker_knight: we're not sure how
MousseFilledCat: Oops
Comeback323: sunken cost fallacyyyyy yayyy
MousseFilledCat: Probably with whatever way we answered his wife
wicker_knight: can you go back to the game with the magic were-cats?
thirsty_kitteh: Do we get to kiss more cat girls next year? :3
Comeback323: Have you played Monster Prom?
t3h_f1gm3nt: so #BlameKit ?
Comeback323: it's fantastic
p_johnston: back to dream daddy?
MousseFilledCat: What about the tank dating game?
Rhynerd: @comeback323 yes, but Jacob wasn’t there...
DKS04Saturn: I love Kit Walker as a person, what else did she reccommend?
wildpeaks: dream daddy is great
TehAmelie: Monster Prom and Dream Daddy both has a lot more to offer i'm sure. . .
Comeback323: I'm likely cosplaying it soon
wicker_knight: oh, Jacob would really enjoy Dream Daddy
t3h_f1gm3nt: panzermadels! @MousseFilledCat
Freshly_Toasted: Dream Daddy is pretty ok
Contiguouskittycat: Just saying, Hate Plus continues Analog's story and is really good!
GDwarf: Christine has a new game coming out in 2019
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GDwarf: It's a "Lesbian Roadtrip RPG" by her description, I believe
bondeulv: I really liked Purrfect Date, more cat games plz
4dSwissCheese: Get In the Car Loser
TXC2: GDwarf so gender flipped FFXV ?
TehAmelie: i'm sold
GDwarf: Melisus is not even a foot tall
Freshly_Toasted: Is... ande a child?
asthanius: Matchstick girl, okay
wicker_knight: possibly, but she's mostly a trickster
adi_pie: Wait, Ande is the little matchstick girl? Wow/
TehAmelie: is she cosplaying Matchstick Girl?
DKS04Saturn: If this ends up like the tale, Ande is dead
wildpeaks: oh Genny
wicker_knight: yes
adi_pie: Reminder that the little matchstick girl froze to death in her fairytale.
t3h_f1gm3nt: she played us like a damn fiddle!
wicker_knight: @adi_pie I mean, the little mermaid turned into seafoam in hers
GDwarf: When do angels show up to take Ande away?
Earthenone: yes
Earthenone: burn that mother down
ddonahue33: is the game.... self aware?
plummeting_sloth: Genny has not yet learned what fire is
TXC2: oh I doubt it ddonahue33
adi_pie: wicker_knight, yeah, it just feels like a hell of a whiplash.
GDwarf: ddonahue33 Exceedingly
Freshly_Toasted: EUGh
ContingentCat: N O P E
wicker_knight: I like TXC2's theory that one of the writers hated this, but couldn't overrule the others
whatthebus: Y I K E S
MousseFilledCat: Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Kyrie
wicker_knight: that writer wrote the Pashet scenes
Waterzer0: "I got tricked into wasting my money."
GDwarf: I tried to find info on who wrote this, but almost everything is in Japanese, which I can't read
gsyhiap: trouble with Jacob not giving Kyrie a voice is that now it sounds like Jacob is saying these awful, creepy things...
DKS04Saturn: Which writer?
tenthtechpriest: 'forced' you is a bit much
Rhynerd: Maybe Kyrie’s voice should just be noises.
TXC2: Rhynerd like spoken windings?
Rhynerd: Yes.
wicker_knight: @DKS04Saturn the name? no idea. I had honestly hoped this was a single-writer job before GDwarf discovered there was also an anime about this
t3h_f1gm3nt: what brain, kathleen?
ddonahue33: Kyrie should have a Gendo Ikari voice tbh
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: also how many did she buy?
chesul: no screen time or strenuous thinking.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lasagne
wildpeaks: this place doesn't seem like the ideal environment to heal
bondeulv: wasn't there a whole thing with all the families at the start to show that she's "special" in some way?
Batyn: Cupcakes
wicker_knight: my understanding is that it's mostly keeping your head relatively still and cool
plummeting_sloth: They made her a laundress?!
TXC2: so it was chore money?
GDwarf: wicker_knight No, two studios worked on this. Not, like, *big* studios, but one of them seems to be at least moderately established in the VN genre and the other seems to only have made OzMafia stuff, at least that I can find.
ContingentCat: UGH
Rhynerd: Think this city has danishes?
MousseFilledCat: A maid?
Freshly_Toasted: Ok, maid work is kind of a job?
asthanius: "And I'm not a sociopath like Mr. Kyrie"
Freshly_Toasted: hell it's a career path to butlerhood
wicker_knight: @GDwarf that's still more people signing off on this than I'm entirely comfortable with :/
Sanityis0verrated: no agency. then again last time she had agency she went to go see the person who wants to murder her
ContingentCat: And you can leave and join Panchet!
Contiguouskittycat: It might have just been a "Wait, how did you get money, did you steal it?"
GDwarf: DKS04Saturn It appears to be a lowly-rated comedic spinoff
Waterzer0: Do not undervalue doing chores. If I didn't clean up this hellhole, it would be a nightmare.
plummeting_sloth: And now we have to explain the concept of labor to Genny
wildpeaks: what really, there is an anime of this game ?
p_johnston: its like she's a child. which makes the dating aspect really kinda creepy.
electroswagnetism: Equal work equal pay!
Rhynerd: “Not being Kyrie is a benefit in and of itself, Genny.”
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wicker_knight: @wildpeaks there's a chibified anime spinoff of this game
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wicker_knight: still more than I'd expect
wildpeaks: oh god
GDwarf: There's a 12-episode chibi-fied spinoff anime of the game
Freshly_Toasted: wait
GDwarf: It's not an anime adaptation *of* the game, that I can tell
DKS04Saturn: Phew
Freshly_Toasted: She's a princess or some shit destined to unite oz isn't she?]
Freshly_Toasted: That's the freaking tower
Freshly_Toasted: eugh
Vanbael: morbid curiousity
wildpeaks: I.. kinda need to see it now
asthanius: The anime has a 5.5/10 according to google
Waterzer0: What's it called? Ozmafia!!! ?
TehAmelie: well, 12 episodes anime, that's probably made with someone's lunch movie
accountmadeforants: 5 minutes per episodes, apparently
GDwarf: the MAL listing for it, which has...almost no information. :P
TehAmelie: lunch money
adi_pie: An animated trainwreck is right up my alley.
Freshly_Toasted: Just over 1 hour ain't bad
Waterzer0: oh god Scarlet looks adorable
splatty1: I left for a bit, the matches plot is still going?
TXC2: so they squeezed all this "plot" into an hour eh? :P
MousseFilledCat: What week are we on?
Rhynerd: So,
Anubis169: Helloooooooooo Kathleen and oooOOOooo who's this delightful fellow? lrrAWESOME
Freshly_Toasted: 14?
TXC2: hello Anubis169 welcome
bondeulv: heh, that anime just shows Kyrie's awfulness is on purpose
MousseFilledCat: There are 16/17 total weeks, to get an idea how far we are on a route
GDwarf: TXC2: Seems to be a spinoff story, rather than an adaptation
TXC2: GDwarf ah, Ok then
GDwarf: I'd *guess* it's a show showing the characters being exaggerated stereotypes for comedy
TehAmelie: heh i'm starting to like Genny Schlitzwhistle
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: does she hop away sideways like cats do sometimes when theyre surprised?
Rhynerd: Is it just me or does it seem like this game is just being an “issue of the week” show that ends with an option to meet with somebody?
Dared00: give Pashet a sword
xantos69: phrasing?
GDwarf: Which, I mean, exaggerating these cliches might be dangerous
Contiguouskittycat: Now, I'm hesitant to ask you for anything, since you assume people stop existing when you close your eyes, but I'm desperate
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes, genny can protect pashet
t3h_f1gm3nt: well i gotta take these matches back anyway so lets go!
plummeting_sloth: You can fight they brothers Hans and Christian
asthanius: Her sword is the Soul Edge
accountmadeforants: Combat lesbians, to battle!
adi_pie: She just needs our lesbian battle energy to sustain her.
GDwarf: Rhynerd My understanding is that the idea is that you go through every route, with each one revealing a little bit more of the setting and plot, and then at the end you unlock the true path which explains things and finishes everything.
Freshly_Toasted: SO IT BEGINS
Waterzer0: I'm definitely not super lonely and trying to get some hugs.
Talin06: What is with these matches?
TehAmelie: i just started reading Sister Claire so this combat lesbians thing is really funny to me
thirsty_kitteh: Once we've done this escort thing, can we give her some scritches?
NSFMulhearn: You'd rather ware them down instead of them snapping
TXC2: Dateing is not the Matterhorn
plummeting_sloth: li
t3h_f1gm3nt: the other bad ones are the ones that start out madly in love with you when you don't even know them yet...
xantos69: Well one of the people in this game already chased us down a street.
plummeting_sloth: pity?
asthanius: We're...sweet and well-meaning?
Waterzer0: Genny is probably the only innocent person in the town.
splatty1: wut
wicker_knight: she definitely thinks of us as a small child that needs protecting
TXC2: we mean what we say?
Freshly_Toasted: I guess genny is the one person who hasn't murdered anybody? Maybe pashet doesn't like fighting?
Dared00: FREG
Earthenone: gero?
asthanius: ROMEO IS A FROG :D
Contiguouskittycat: So there's clearly magic of some sort going on, have we met an actual wizard yet?
t3h_f1gm3nt: kero kero
wicker_knight: Melisus is pretty clearly a wizard
adi_pie: Don't worry, Y'shtola, you're already slaying me.
GDwarf: Melisus speaking in emoticon is kinda fun
Driosenth: proportional response?
GDwarf: He's small
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Dared00 he smol boi
GDwarf: I think his name is literally "bee"
TXC2: REALLY thought the speach bubble was an egg :P
wicker_knight: it's a groundhog
adi_pie: So... could we say Pashet almost croaked? Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: What the everliving shit
DKS04Saturn: A mole
Waterzer0: is that the coolest dude in town?
ArcOfTheConclave: total mole
TacitusVigil: Hans Moleman. Kappa
t3h_f1gm3nt: @adi_pie lrrWOW
plummeting_sloth: Like a rad shibe
Rhynerd: It’s a Mole.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: its a TINY MAN
ddonahue33: That.... that's not what a mole looks like...
Waterzer0: What's the point of any of this?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: That's how we find out what Pachets "flaw" is
wicker_knight: hey, it's an important character details to be afraid of frogs Kappa
Akaiatana: It was a Sword-did affair, Kathleen!
GDwarf: Soh, a wolf, a second-in-command wolf, Ray...
Freshly_Toasted: I think it was just to show that pashet likes you...?
Contiguouskittycat: Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE me Genny!
thirsty_kitteh: in that they slapped us in the face with one or two traits of Pashet
wildpeaks: yellow card :D
ThorSokar: you know she has a fobia of frogs now I guess?
e_bloc: "What was the point of any of that " - something I ask myself after every scene of this game
TXC2: "I'm the little Soh on the shelve"
wicker_knight: @Akaiatana know what, that pun is better than this game.
Akaiatana: low bar
TehAmelie: i feel the writers thought Kyrie would be the ensemble darkhorse
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: I expect the frog thing to come up again if my anime-bs radar is any good at all
wicker_knight: @Freshly_Toasted I'm beginning to think one of the writers identified with him
Waterzer0: Surprise! It's Genny!
TXC2: TehAmelie I wager he's meant to be the Draco in leather pants
Freshly_Toasted: That would make some sense, actually
wicker_knight: @GDwarf yes, it is
adi_pie: Yeah, but which Woflgang? My favourite is Mozart.
Rhynerd: “No, he’s just constantly striving to be the worst person that exists.”
TehAmelie: that works too
bondeulv: isn't soh the person who had baked goods in the first episode?
Waterzer0: yes
TXC2: yeap
GDwarf: Ah, OK, not quite sedition then
asthanius: Chekov's book
adi_pie: Ax Ax, baby.
accountmadeforants: Right, speaking of Combat Lesbians, I finally found it again. A game in which you play La Maupin and save your girlfriend through swordfighting and fire!
GDwarf: Ax-Ax, friend of Knife-Knife from GhostWatch2016
Freshly_Toasted: Aw, it would have been fun to say axel
Rhynerd: @accountmadeforants that sounds awesome.
Waterzer0: impotent
TXC2: accountmadeforants La maupin being the French woman who broke into a convent to rescue her girlfriend right?
solsesshiro: You two are still playing this? Kathleen hasn't rage-uninstalled it yet?
electroswagnetism: Why is Axel going full O-face
accountmadeforants: Rhynerd, it is, and it's very short and can be played in your browser. TXC2, yes!
TXC2: good, good
VoodontWoW: Genny Schlitzwhistle
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes. Announce the ambush
Freshly_Toasted: Why are murder attempts like play-dates?
VoodontWoW: Murder, the coolest of crimes.
TXC2: no, that's robbery Kappa
Waterzer0: You definitely weren't scouting the interior for information or anything.
Vanbael: hangout without the weapons
p_johnston: this is like a really crappy version of Fable.
MadAran87: That's saying something.
Rhynerd: The Lionhead Fable series or the point and click Fable?
ddonahue33: So he watches her while she's eating? thats a little weird
VoodontWoW: @txc2 Ah, I forgot Bender's edicts.
p_johnston: the comics.
wildpeaks: plot seems to be picking up
solsesshiro: So the pastry dude from day one was a wolf dude all along? I'm getting here late
adi_pie: "Caesar's coming next week" Hopefully so are we.
TXC2: Sunday, time to combat lesbian it up!
wicker_knight: @solsesshiro correct
Waterzer0: Joke's on you, the attack is actually in two weeks!
Contiguouskittycat: There's a passage of time mechanic, proof that this is a persona game, but worse!
solsesshiro: That's not surprising at all
xantos69: Honesty.
Xed_Regulus: Not. She is NOT useful.
VoodontWoW: Not.
Vanbael: Pashet, best cat girl
wicker_knight: yes, yes, killl.... us.....
tenthtechpriest: it's ok she doesn't understand the word implying
GDwarf: No, we're happy that you aren't letting the person who *wants to kill us* free access to the city we're often walking in.
VoodontWoW: Is Genny capable of insinuating anything?
solsesshiro: Yes
VoodontWoW: Intentionally?
Freshly_Toasted: Fighting is wrong, is good ending
TXC2: Genny is more plane talking then Bread
Vanbael: some weird magic is keeping everyone alive?
MousseFilledCat: So there are apparently only one or two more weeks.
asthanius: If there was a real threat of death, they wouldn't all live so close to each other
wildpeaks: that might explain why Kyrie asked about someone who can't die, and trying to find a cure forever
MousseFilledCat: I wish we actually had a protagonist who would investigate the world properly.
GDwarf: A few people have said that people who've been shot and such will be fine without even checking, which might be an anime thing, or might be because they're actual immortals
GDwarf: Not sure which yet
wicker_knight: both
MadAran87: Jacob - pushing Kyrie into the sea would kick off an extinction event. Just fire him into the sun.
ThorSokar: I wonder how weird humans would really act when you strait up can't die
SkylerRingtail: Kyrie is meant to be the Scarecrow, right? AKA Fiyero, from Wicked? Make him a free-spirit, not an asshole with no morals
VoodontWoW: Read spoilers, it has an interesting drop, but the dialog and characters just don't pull it off.
Akaiatana: She's Soondere?
Freshly_Toasted: OH BOY
t3h_f1gm3nt: b-b-baka!
VoodontWoW: The cat plays with its latest toy.
Waterzer0: wink wink wink wink wink
DKS04Saturn: The first smart thing she has said so far
tenthtechpriest: I mean cat's not wrong
Xirrahnos: a bit...
Rhynerd: “Oops, combat lesbians.”
Contiguouskittycat: I just KNOW that Genny has no idea that lesbians can be a thing, and will be shocked but into it when Pashet finally admits her feelings.
wildpeaks: you survived
MousseFilledCat: I think that gives this game too much credit.
bondeulv: thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: oh that would be interesting if one day her brain heals and is just "what the fuck is wrong with you shits"
ThorSokar: you have 4 more "weeks" to go fyi
MousseFilledCat: Thanks for the stream!
adi_pie: That sounds like my first time.
whatthebus: sounds like all my relationships
adi_pie: Also, thanks for the stream.
Contiguouskittycat: What's Jacob doing for chrismas?
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Jacob
wicker_knight: my headcanon: Ceasar planted Genny in the town so that she can die in a familgia battle and become the progenitor of a new mafia familgia. And after the first time she dies she will have all her memories and will stab Kyrie in the gut, drag him out of the town, and the wolf clan will drink his blood to strengthen themselves
VoodontWoW: Thanks for the entertainment.
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the head trauma from repetitive facepalms at the story :D
solsesshiro: PacaPlus
GDwarf: There's a Christmas expansion for Hatoful Boyfriend, I gather...
ThorSokar: there's an x-mas makeouts game?
AmoriLinguae: seasonally appropriate like Paul's Christmas exclusion zone?
TehAmelie: it's fun to do horrible things together!
xantos69: holiday sweaters mod for Ladykiller sounds like a plan
ContingentCat: cheer50 thanks for streaming Kathleen and Jacob #charity
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TacitusVigil: Jacob makes every day better!
TacitusVigil: :D
AmoriLinguae: yaaay!
DKS04Saturn: When?
DKS04Saturn: I'm hyped for the game
2Flower: Feb 12!
AmoriLinguae: arcade spirits in time for my birthday!
SharkyAenne: jacob did an amazing job!!!
SharkyAenne: he's the best! <3
Mae_Aloril: OH YAY! Birth Day gift to myself. bday is 14th
TXC2: hello SharkyAenne welcome
2Flower: Hey, Aenne!
DKS04Saturn: In time for valentine
SharkyAenne: yessss!! Drinks at paxsouth!!!
2Flower: Jacob is an S-tier vocal casting master.
SharkyAenne: @TXC2 hello hello! i love lurking Now Kiss <3
solsesshiro: Back up
solsesshiro: What merch
t3h_f1gm3nt: speaking of VA-11 Hall-A, LOVED your shirt on the panalysts jacob!
solsesshiro: Tell me more
2Flower: Ooooh, VA-1 HALL-A is amazing!
t3h_f1gm3nt: YES! VA-11 Hall-A is sooooo gooood
AmoriLinguae: VA-11 Hall-A is AWESOME
GDwarf: Va-11 Hall-A does look very nice
MousseFilledCat: That sounds amazing!
Mae_Aloril: oh that sounds wonderful
Dared00: Oh Va-11 Hall-A! It's AMZING.
solsesshiro: Do it, yes
solsesshiro: One of my favorite games
adi_pie: Vallhalla is fantastic
Dared00: The bartender anime is Bartender.
adi_pie: Even if I can't write its name.
Earthenone: i am a fan of death parade
t3h_f1gm3nt: and they're making a sequel!!!! i'm so excited!!!
Rhynerd: I’ve heard great things about it.
2Flower: And Va-11 HallA is getting a sequel!
MousseFilledCat: Sweet!
TXC2: the PentaPAX
solsesshiro: Nirvana 2020
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
sacrenos: !UPTIME
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:33.
ThorSokar: even paxAus?
stormshot14: VA11halla is also just really well written
red_shoes_jeff: P E N T A P A X
mrsarkhan: This was a really good episode too.
DKS04Saturn: I love the panalysts
wicker_knight: "humble"...yes...
TacitusVigil: Panalysts is great!
TacitusVigil: All Jacob Panalysts! Kappa
sacrenos: !next
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MousseFilledCat: Jacob's open mouth as he realizes that everyone around him is an awful person who wants to kill someone is hilarious
TXC2: !events
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TXC2: !discord
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Earthenone: !patreon
TXC2: !patreon
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xantos69: Buy
LRRbot: 2252 patrons for a total of $12,805.15 per month.
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: man if only that 1 was a 2, LRR would be making a Desert buck a month :P
PhoenixMelior: if LRR was making a Desert Buck a month that would be SO MUCH MONEY
chicken_mike: !next
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PhoenixMelior: that's in American even
TXC2: PhoenixMelior indeed it would be
Twinklebees: Beep boop
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Never hug people with your mouth.
cheetoJack: chat I'm machine learning
cheetoJack: I have so many ideas now
Nightvalien28: hello machine learning, I am dad
Twinklebees: So PhoenixMelior, what were your game options? FF8, VC, Atleer, Pokemon and...KH?
Earthenone: kh:BBS
PhoenixMelior: correct
PhoenixMelior: Let's Go Eevee was the Pokemon game
Twinklebees: I have been replaying some Bayonetta. I am not very good at Bayonetta any more
PhoenixMelior: I guess in conjunction with Trails of Cold Steel I will be playing a bunch of FF VIII. That's gonna be a hell of a ride. Gonna use a guide because I don't want to spend days trying to figure my life out
Jondare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (54m from now).
PhoenixMelior: I've never been good at spectacle fighter games. Except God of War
Twinklebees: I like FF8, and after the last time I played it I realised I actually quite like Squall as a character.
Twinklebees: But I haven't seriously played them in a while so I'm rather rusty
PhoenixMelior: I just wanna collect cards
PhoenixMelior: and spirits
cheetoJack: I can see how I would make a sandwich classification machine... its really just a matter of collecting good data and figuring out layers and other parameters
Twinklebees: *muffled Triple Triad music plays in the distance*
Twinklebees: Why. Why would you do this to us, cheetoJack?
PhoenixMelior: is that like, slow heavy metal music playing?
cheetoJack: the world needs a computer that can correctly classify potential sandwiches and other food items
Nightvalien28: cheeto, when that is done put that on seabats discord
PhoenixMelior: define "correctly"
cheetoJack: I'm imagining Triple Triad as a super group made of Three bands each with three members
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior:
PhoenixMelior: was there a triple triad game in the app store?
Twinklebees: I think so?
cheetoJack: I don't know what correctly is, the machine would figure that out. I could just give it pictures of sandwiches
PhoenixMelior: I found it
PhoenixMelior: "Triple Triad TCG"
PhoenixMelior: there's an offline mode
PhoenixMelior: mmm, but if the AI beats you they take a random card. That's not cool